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這裡是“近衛日報”，請稍等 Daily Sentinel, one moment please.
市長不希望這篇關於油價的文章刊登出來 The mayor doesn't want the article on gas prices go to print.
告訴市長，他這是在侮辱我！ Tell the Mayor, I'm insulted.
我絕不會讓新聞行業的真實性， I would never jeopardize the journalistic integrity of this newspaper,
僅僅因為市長提出來的政治議程而受到威脅 for some rent-a-mayor's political agenda.
好吧，先生…… Very well Mr. ...
哦，布裡特 So, Britt.
我們又見面了 Here we are again.
你在學校裡打架，被遣送回家了吧 Sent home after another school yard fight.
我知道你想念你的媽媽 I know you miss your mother.
我也是 So do I.
但我需要照顧手下750個員工 But I have to take care of 750 employees,
因此你必須學會照顧自己 and you have to take care of yourself.
可能對你來說，要求得……太多了 Still that seems to be asking....to much.
我只是嘗試著阻止那些仗勢欺人的傢伙…… I was trying to stop some bullies...
嘗試你個球，你老是失敗 Trying doesn't matter when you always fail.
不，爸爸！ No, Dad!
難道你老惹事就會讓我高興？ Do you think it makes me happy to do this?
-是啊！ -YES! -是你姐夫！ -No it doesn't.
沒幾天就要惹上一身麻煩 There's not a week goes by when you find yourself in some kind of trouble.
想用惹事來吸引我的注意？ But if you're doing this for attention,
白費力吧你 you have all that I can afford to give you.
還浪費我時間 And you're wasting my time.
二十年以後 20 years later...
不，不，你不能進去 No, no, not you.
請坐 Have a seat.
隨便挑個座兒，它們坐起來都很舒適 Either one, they're both very comfortable.
我能幫你做什麼？ So what can I do for you?
你知道的，我傾盡畢生精力 As you know, I have worked my entire life, very hard...
只為一個目標 to achieve one goal.
-哦 -Well. -事實上，我已經達成了那個目標 -And that goal, which I have in fact, achieved.
那個目標就是掌管洛杉磯城的所有犯罪活動 Was to be in charge of all the crime, in the city of Los Angeles.
因此，聽說你想不經過我的允許， Therefore, the fact that you assume that you can open this establishment,
就在這裡開館子 without my permission.
不給保護費，就在這裡賣麻醉毒品 without payment, and sell narcotics out of it.
這讓我很難接受 Is completely unacceptable.
是嗎？ Really?
說實話，這是對我的極度的侮辱 And to be honest. Quite insulting.
所以，你必須把這個館子的所有權簽給我 Therefore, you must sign up ownership of this establishment to me.
到時候你就是我的員工 For which time you become my employees.
什麼？我們是...你的員工？ What, we're...we're your employees?
沒錯，否則就永遠關門 Yeah, or close down permanently.
就這兩條路，你自己選吧 The choice is yours.
好吧，呃，請問您的大名該怎麼讀？ Okay, uh, how do I pronounce your name?
是...喬凱卡夫斯基麼？ Ch...Tchaikovsky.
查德諾夫斯基 Chudnofsky.
插...插到死她...插得死機？ Char...chadost...chod dosky.
是 查德...諾夫...斯基 Chud...nof...sky.
查德諾夫斯基 Chudnofsky.
好吧，查德諾夫斯基 All right, Chudnofsky.
親親我的屁股 Kiss my ass.
把你的嘴脣貼在我的屁股上 Put your lips to my ass,
親我屁股 and kiss it.
伸出舌頭舔我的屁股 French kiss it.
用你灰色的鬍鬚給我的屁股瘙癢 Tickle it with your grey whiskers.
我告訴你一個壞消息和一個好消息 I got bitter sweet news for you.
你已經沒奔頭了 You're washed up.
你老了，你太無趣了，你嚇不著人了 You're old, you're boring, you're not scary.
你的打扮得就像一坨屎 You dress like shit.
你已經過時了，知道不？ 這就是我說的壞消息 It's over for you, okay. That's the bitter news.
好消息是 Now the sweet news is,
你可以選擇退休 you can retire.
去玩玩高爾夫 You can go play golf.
下午3點按時吃飯 Eat your dinners at 3 O'clock in the afternoon.
和你的孫子耍耍，喝喝美達施飲料 Play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil.
老了就是狗屎！ Old people shit.
OK，看看我 Okay, look at me.
我在道兒上有個名號 I got a name people can say.
那就是 丹尼·清除者 My name is Danny Clear.
我做結晶安非他命的生意 I deal crystal meth.
人們都叫我，結晶-清除者 People call me, crystal-clear.
這很簡單 It's easy.
看看我這個巢穴多麼給力 Check out my kick-ass hangout here.
到處都是玻璃石柱 I got pillars of glass everywhere.
那裡還擺著透明的鋼琴 I got a see-through piano.
看看我的手下 Look at my boys.
他們都很性福 They're pimped out.
這傢伙穿的是古琦，這是阿瑪尼，這還是古琦 We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci.
時裝師親手打造 Tailor made.
你這輩子都沒法到達我這種程度 This is what you need to get to the top, today.
並不是僅僅用努力就能得到 Not hard work.
也不光靠穿得像個“跳迪斯科的聖誕老人” Not dressing like disco-Santa-Claus.
你欠缺的是作為領導的魅力 You need charisma.
你現在看起來像是格列格大叔 You look like my Uncle Gregg.
哦，格列格是個不錯的大叔，但是，他是個牙醫 Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist.
現在，考慮下寫封退休信吧 Now consider this your retirement letter.
轟！ Boom!
一切都結束了 It's over.
你自己滾吧，不送 See your way out.
你真的覺得我不嚇人？ Well you truly don't think I'm scary?
哈，不嚇人 Nah, no.
OK，哦...OK，你很嚇人！ Okay, o...kay, you're scary!
是的是的，你很嚇人 Yeah, you're scary.
你剛才還說我不嚇人 You just said I'm not.
不，不你很嚇人，很嚇人 No, no you are. You are.
什麼是“跳迪斯科的聖誕老人”？ What's a Disco-Santa?
“跳迪斯科的聖誕老人”？我什麼都不知道 很抱歉，很抱歉！ Disco-Santa, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
剛才是個傻×說的，您別介意 It was just something stupid to say.
你還說我很無趣 我的槍有兩根管 You said I'm boring too. My gun has two barrels.
這玩意兒可是很有趣的哦~ That's not boring.
但是做起來很難 But is was very difficult to make.
-回答我！ -什麼？ -Answer me! -What?
我怎麼做才能變得更嚇人？ Well what can I do to be more scary?
起個更好、更酷的名字？ A better name? A cooler name?
穿得更有顏色點兒 A little more color, or something.
啊，嗯... Ah, um....
也許...也許，你應該在殺人之前說些什麼，別這麼突然 May...maybe, maybe you could say something to people before you kill them.
當然不是現在 臉上貼著槍管 我很難思考啊 But not now. It's hard to think with this double barrel in my face.
不好意思 Sorry.
你讓我思緒萬千啊 You've given me a lot to think about.
你不準備殺我了？ You're not going to kill me?
OK，我明白了 你放我一馬，我就可以去宣揚你的傳奇了 Okay I get it. You keep me alive so I can, I can spread your legend.
OK，我會做的很好的 Okay, I'll do that, man.
我會去宣揚你的傳奇 I'll spread your legend.
你落下你的公文包了 And you forgot your briefcase.
（高頻的嘟嘟聲） (High pitched beep)
瘋狂派對開始啦！ Let's get this party crazy.
*滾石樂隊 歌曲：與我一起生活* *Rolling Stones: Live with me*
*我養成了一些壞習慣* *I got nasty habits, *
*下午三點喝杯茶* *I take tea at three*
*Yes,我午飯吃的肉* *Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner time*
*一定要掛起來晾一個星期* *Must be, hung up for a week*
*我最好的朋友啊,他射殺水鼠來喂他的鵝* *My best friend, he shoots water rats And feeds them to his geese*
*不要妄想床第之間還有你的位置* *Don'cha think there's a place for you In between the sheets?*
*快來，寶貝，我們可以建個三口之家* *Come on now, honey We can build a home for three*
*快來，寶貝* *Come on now, honey,*
*難道不想和我一起生活?* -小心，我的女士. *Don't you wanna live with me?* -Behold my lady.
*那兒會有一堆頑皮的孩子* *And there's a score of harebrained children*
*但都被鎖在托兒所裡~* *They're all locked in the nursery*
*他們帶著耳機脖子都弄髒了* *They got earphone heads they got dirty necks*
*他們太20世紀了* *They're so 20th century*
*他們排隊洗澡淋浴* *Well they queue up for the bathroom*
*在大概7:35的時候* *At around about 7:35*
*不要妄想我們需要女人的撫摸 才能活躍起來* *Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?*
*你還是去相輛好點兒的嬰兒車 從大街上推下來吧* *You'd look good pram pushing Down the high street*
嗯... Mmmmm.
真不錯 That's the good stuff.
早上好 Good morning.
-阿爾...李爾？ -安娜 李 -Alll..real -Ana Lee.
李安娜，我本來就是想這樣喊你的 Ana Lee, that's what I meant.
哦，我操 Oh shit.
兒子，你就想這樣混日子？ Son, this what you want from your life?
這，呃，這會給你任何自我實現感麼？ This, uh. This gives you a sense of fulfillment?
爸爸，我說過明天一早 Dad, I told you tomorrow,
我就加入I.T.T.技術研究所 I'm enrolling in I.T.T. Technical Institute.
我會靠修電腦來維持生活，所以... I am going to fix computers for a living, so...
我花一整晚寫了篇社論，關於這個城鎮的噁心的點點滴滴 I spend all night writing an editorial about the nausea this town has come to inspirer.
關於腐敗，關於暴力，關於墮落 About the corruption, the violence, and the decadence
這已經成為我們預期的生活中的一部分 that we've come to expect as part of our daily life.
當我翻頁的時候 Then I have to turn the page...
我看到我兒子犯故意傷害罪的報道 and see my own son's contribution to this mayhem.
甜心，我也上報紙了 Sweet, I'm on the paper.
你真給我丟臉 Now you may think you're humiliating me.
-哦 -你這是在自取其辱 -Oy. -You're humiliating yourself.
好吧，我很抱歉 如果你不喜歡這些新聞的話，讓他們不去印不就得了 Okay, I'm sorry. Look, if you don't like it, why don't you ask them not to print it.
這是你自己辦的報紙啊 It's your newspaper.
很不幸，這是新聞，我無法干預 I can't because unfortunately it's news.
我從來都不幹預報紙的內容 給我點兒面子好麼 I've kept myself out the papers for years, now do me a favor and do the same.
我告訴過你，別再往我的車庫裡帶女人了 And I told you, stop taking girls into my garage.
你要是還敢帶，我就換車庫的鎖 You do it again, I'll change the lock.
-能幫我在這兒簽個字麼？ -當然 -Okay, but can you sign this for me? -Yeah.
絕不...取消...聚會 Never...stop...the party.
*歌曲* *Digital Underground: The Humpty Dance I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money see*
*so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round*
*I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground.*
*I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself*
*My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.*
快走，快走 Go, go, go, go.
你好 攝影機，抓畫面，拍到了 Hello. Get it, get the shot, get it.
你如何應對你父親的死？ How are you coping with your father's death?
如果您剛剛打開電視 If you're just joining us,
詹姆斯·裡德剛剛因為被蜜蜂蜇傷 引起過敏反應而意外死亡 James Reid has been found dead from an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
他的整個報業帝國，留給了兒子 Leaving his son, his empire.
*歌曲* *Johnny Cash: I hung my head Early one morning, with time to kill.*
*I borrowed Jebb's rifle, And sat on the hill*
*I saw a lone rider Crossing the plain*
*I drew a bead on him, To practice my aim.*
*I hung my head, I...* -那時候，我在進行選舉活動 -It was during my election campaign.
-當我去拜見地方檢察官的時候 我第一次遇見詹姆斯·裡德 *...hung my head, I hung my head.* -Running for district attorney when I first met James Reid.
那時我就感覺到他是個正直的人 It was immediately clear to me that he was a man of infallible integrity.
他把畢生精力奉獻給這座城市 He dedicated himself to this city,
他竭盡全力辦起來的報紙 “近衛日報” though his philanthropic endeavors and his newspaper, The Daily Sentinel.
就像指引真相的明燈 A shinning beacon of truth.
他是我們的北極星 He was our north star.
指引我們前進的方向 He showed us the way.
感謝你，詹姆斯 Thank you James.
布裡特，你爸真是個純爺們！ Britt, your father was truly a great man.
-當我第一次參加競選的時候... -是的，是的，是的，是的 -When I first started campaigning... -Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-他是我所認識的最成功的商人 -是的 -He was the best business man I've ever known. -Yep.
-他一直出類拔萃 -是的 -He always came out on top. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
布裡特？ Britt?
布裡特，嘿！ Britt, hey.
對於你父親的過世，我感到很難過 I'm so sorry for your loss.
我想說的是 I just want to say that,
我父親是個聯邦法院的法官 我懂得你的心情 my father was a federal court judge. So I think I kinda know how it feels.
當我父親過世的時候，我，呃 When he passed away, I uh,
我也覺得，想要取代父親，壓力非常大 had some pretty big shoes to fill.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
所以，如果你需要找人聊聊的話 So if you ever need somebody to talk to.
我意思是說，如果你需要喝一杯 I mean, if you ever just want to grab a drink.
想要振作起來的話 Want to get cheered up.
我隨時奉陪 I'm around.
OK，謝謝你，我很感激 Okay, thanks man I really appreciate it.
-好，鎖上車門吧...系好安全帶 -好，OK...好的 -Yeah, lock it up....keep it tight. -Yeah, okay.... Cool.
這是你的報紙公司 This is your newspaper.
聽好了，這個擔子並不一定 你一個人來扛 Look, the burden doesn't have to fall on you alone.
從大學時代我就和你父親在一起了 一晃就是四十年 I've been with your father since I was just in college for the past forty five years.
我會保證讓“近衛日報”在正常軌道上運行 I'm going to make sure the Daily Sentinel stays on the path.
這會讓你父親感到驕傲的 It would make him proud.
你感覺怎麼樣？ So what do you think of all this?
我並沒有多想些什麼，夥計 I don't think anything, man.
我對於報紙行業所知甚少 I don't know a thing about this newspaper.
我連一份兒報紙都沒完整地讀過 I've never really read a full edition of it.
你想怎麼做就怎麼做吧 You can do whatever the hell you want with it.
我並不會親自運營“近衛日報” I'm not the guy to run The Sentinel.
總是嘗試意味著總是失敗 Trying means a man will always fail.
哦 Oh.
葉子圖案去哪兒了？ Where's my leaf?
傻×灌木 Stupid bush!
有人麼！ Hello!
誰給我煮的咖啡？ Who makes my coffee?
到底是誰 給我煮的咖啡？ WHO makes my coffee?
有人出來解釋一下麼 Will someone explain to me,
為什麼在我最悲劇的一天 why the worst day in my life?
我的咖啡喝起來像屎？ My coffee tastes like shit.
你...你的咖啡一般都是...加藤煮的 You...your coffee is normally made by, Kato.
誰他媽是加藤？ Who the hell is that?
他是你爸的司機 順便也煮咖啡 He works on your father's cars, and makes his coffee.
你已經解雇了他 你昨天把為你爸幹活的人全都炒了 You fired him, and everyone else who works for your father yesterday.
我要加藤出現在我面前，就現在！ I want Kato here, NOW!
原來你是加藤 You're, Kato.
我操我以前都以為你叫亨利 我以為那個可憐的傢伙叫加藤 Man I thought your name was Henry. I thought the pool guy was, Kato.
我就是加藤 I'm Kato.
對於你父親的死，我感到很遺憾 I'm sorry to hear about your father.
他是個呃... He was a...
很複雜的男人 complex man.
是啊 Yep.
我有兩個問題，加藤 I've two questions for you, Kato.
回答完就能走了 Then you can go home.
為啥我爸的機械師會順便給他煮咖啡？ Why is it my dad's mechanic makes the coffee?
還有，為什麼不是你煮的咖啡 喝起來就像屎？ And why is it that without you, the coffee tastes like crap?
我解釋不清楚，親手展示給你看看吧 I think it's easier if I show you.
我了個操！你在哪兒搞的這玩意兒？ Holy cow. Where did you get that thing?
我自己做的 I made it.
-看仔細了 -不可思議 -Watch this. -Unbelievable.
坐下來和我談談，加藤 You sit with me, Kato.
說說你的故事 Tell me your tale.
我在上海出生 I was born in Shanghai.
你知道上海麼？ You know, Shanghai?
嗯，我迷戀過日本 Mmm, loved Japan.
當我四歲的時候，我父母都去世了 My parents died when I was four.
當我12歲的時候，伯母也去世了 And Auntie when I was twelve.
我變成了孤兒 I lived in an orphanage.
很抱歉，我母親也在我小時候就去世了 Sorry, my mom died when I was young, too.
呃...那之後發生了什麼？ What uh, what happened after that?
交了幾個朋友，但不久就都離我而去了 I made a few friends, ran away.
我就睡在大街上 I lived on the street.
你什麼時候開始為我爸工作的 告訴我 How did you start working for my Dad. Tell me that.
我以前在車庫裡工作 I was working in a garage.
-OK -有一天，你爸開著一輛 6-5 克萊斯勒進了車庫 -Okay. -And one day your father came in with a six-five Chrysler.
這車我很了解 I know the car well.
他對我的工作很滿意 He was so happy with my work.
之後他說要給我安排一個新的工作 Then he offered me a job.
-我說，好啊 -就說咖啡的事兒，他怎麼會讓你煮咖啡的？ -I said, yes. -The coffee, how did that come about?
他過去常說 He used to always say,
“從來都沒有人 能給我煮一杯滿意的咖啡” "No one could ever make me, a good cup of coffee".
模仿得不錯 Good impression.
所以我就幫他做了個煮咖啡的機器 So I build him the coffee machine.
你做的咖啡 確實真他媽好喝，先生 Well you make one damn fine cup of coffee, sir.
想看看更厲害的東西麼？ Want to see something cool?
好啊 Yeah.
不錯嘛，夥計 Not bad, man.
-這也是你做的？ -是啊 -You did this? -Yeah.
工業高分子聚碳酸酯原料 Industrial polycarbonate.
“工業高分子聚碳酸酯原料”是個什麼玩意兒？ What the hell is "Industrial polycarbonate"?
就是軍方用來製造鯊魚坦克的材料 It's the stuff they use to make shark tanks.
哇，哇，哇，哇 夥計你要幹嘛？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing man?
把槍放下，你瘋了麼？ Put that thing away, are you crazy?
嘿，別像個小貓一樣 Come on, don't be a pussy.
你要做什麼？ What are you going to do?
哦，我操！ Oh, dude!
太神奇了，那輪胎是啥材料做的？ That was awesome. What is that stuff?
那個怎麼能...哦 你又要做什麼？ How does that wor...oh, what are you going to do now?
-看這個 -哇！ -And... -Whoa!
這個也太誇張了吧，我操！ That is some bad hard shit, dude.
對頭 你父親這兩年就一直讓我研究這些東西 Yep. Your dad made me do this kind of stuff over the last few years.
真是太給力了 That is the balls.
那老頭得了妄想症了吧，哈？ The old man was getting paranoid, huh?
-你喜歡那輛車麼？ -是啊 -You like that? -Yeah.
看看這個 Check this out.
這都是你自己畫的？ You drew all these?
太強大了 This is awesome.
加藤，你真是個不錯的畫家 Kato, you a really good drawer.
這真是太給力了 This is really impressive.
感謝誇獎 我喜歡做這些事情 Thanks. That's the stuff I would really like to do.
我操！ Holy!
加藤，你是個性慾狂麼？ Kato, are you a pervert?
我也能畫出這麼性感的東西 'Course I could draw stuff like that sexy.
-來點兒啤酒？ -好的，我喜歡啤酒，當然 -Beer? -Yeah, I'd love a beer, sure.
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿，加藤 Hey, Kato.
你覺得我父親怎麼樣？ What did you think of my father?
很不錯的人 Was fine.
別這樣，說實話 Come on, just tell me.
他是我老闆 He was my boss.
沒人會喜歡自己的老闆 Nobody loves their boss.
說實話好麼，加藤 我不會覺得被冒犯了啥的 Don't sugar coat this, Kato. You're not going to offend me.
說實話 Just tell me.
一對一 Man to man.
他這人有點兒...雞巴 He was a bit of a dick.
是啊 Yep.
你是...看看這個 You are...look at that.
我是天才 I am, a genius.
你確實是天才 You are a genius.
一個瘋狂的天才 You're a mad genius.
我喜歡古典音樂 I like classical music.
你是個喜歡古典音樂的天才 You're a genius who likes classical music.
你知道嗎？你就是個活生生的瑞士軍刀 You know what you are? You're a human Swiss army knife.
我聽不懂這是什麼意思 I don't know what that mean.
瑞士軍刀就是一個小東西，但是能抽出來許多東西的東西... It's a little thing that you keep pulling out things.
當你覺得不可能再抽出來更多東西的時候... And just when you think there couldn't be anymore...
一件新的東西又抽出來了 這就是你啊，你打扮得就挺像的 cool things, a new cool things come out. And that's you. You even are dressed like one.
你可以在胸口貼一個加號 You could put a little plus on your chest.
-再來一杯 -好啊，一起喝 -Let's drink more. -Yeah, let's drink.
-乾杯（碰杯聲） -乾杯，耶 -Gam Bei（拼音）. (Cheers) -Gam Bei（拼音）, yeah.
我花了3個星期的時間 (Speaking Chinese)
你在講中文 You're speaking Chinese right now.
哦，我操，不好意思 Oh, shit sorry.
我花了3個月的時間 為你爸的勞斯萊斯做了個新的緩衝器 I spend three weeks making new bumper for his Rolls Royce.
我大功告成的那天，他把車撞壞了 And the day after I finished, he crashed it.
他居然說這是我的過失 He actually saying it was my fault.
他還對我拳腳相加 He swing at me.
聽起來就知道是我爸能幹出來的事 That sounds like him.
我也有千萬條故事可以講 我們聊聊另一件事情 Let's investigate another story of the ten million I have.
我那時還很小 I'm young.
一些混賬在學校調戲一個女生，我嘗試著去阻止他們 Guys are picking on a girl at school, I try to stop it.
我惹上了麻煩 I get in trouble.
你知道我爸做了什麼？他奪走了我最心愛的玩具 What does my dad do? He takes my favorite toy.
並且當著我的面 把玩具的頭擰了下來 And he rips the head off of it, right in front of me.
然後扔進了垃圾桶 And he throws it in the garbage.
我只是想幫幫那女孩兒 這就是我所做的一切 I was trying to help. That's all I was trying to do.
你能理解麼，這太不可理喻了 You know, it's unbelievable.
他... He...
他的一生就是個悲劇 你知道，市裡的人... He's an ass his entire life. And you know, they...
他們給我爸建了個雕塑 我才不覺得我父親多偉大... they built him a statue. I just don't think...
人們每天都會瞻仰他 認為他很偉大，可我一點兒也不覺得 people are going to look at it and think he's great but he's not.
這，這實在是不公平 It's, it's totally unfair.
沒有什麼絕對的公平 There's no justice.
-嗯，加藤 -嗯... -Well, Kato. -Hmm.
如果我們自己維護自己的正義 你覺得怎麼樣？ What do you say we get ourselves some godamn justice, huh?
-你是認真的麼？ -非常非常認真 -You serious? -Totally serious.
我們一起做些瘋狂的事情吧 Let's do something crazy man.
就讓我們一起做些瘋狂的事情吧 Let's just do something nuts!
-好啊 -現在就開始吧 -Okay. -Lets just do it.
-好啊 -耶！ -Okay. -Yeah.
瘋狂起來吧，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
你覺得做這些會讓我高興麼，父親？ You think it makes me happy to do this, Dad?
過來 Come here.
哦，看起來不妙 Oh, this looks ominous.
啊我操，哦不 Ah shit, oh no.
我該怎麼做？我該怎麼做？ What will I do? What will I do?
OK Okay.
嘿！放開他們！ HEY! Leave them alone.
抓住他 Let's get him.
哦我操！ Oh shit!
我犯了個錯 I made a mistake.
操！ Shit!
嘿，@#￥%…… Hey, ha' .. was a set up.
OK，OK，不！ Okay, okay, no!
我要用小刀穿透你的腮幫 I'm going to give him a root canal.
-呀咩喋！ -用小刀割他 -I don't want one. -Just cut him.
張開嘴... Open wi...
-你死定了！ -大夥一起上 -You're a dead man. -Come on, lets go.
布裡特，小心身後 Britt, behind you.
吃屎把你 Eat shit.
快跑 Get rid of it.
等等，等等我，等等 Wait. Wait for me, wait.
走，走，走，走 我進來了，我進來了 Go, go, go, go. I'm in, I'm in.
加藤，剛才太瘋狂了 Kato, that was crazy.
難以置信！ That's unbelievable.
我了個操！ Holy shit.
哦我的上帝，加藤 Oh my god, Kato.
我操，布裡特 Shit, Britt.
哦不，哦不 Oh no, oh no.
你會開車麼？ Are you a good driver?
你開玩笑的吧 Are you kidding me.
當我是小孩兒的時候，我們就... When I was a kid, we had some...
-加藤，現在不是講故事的時候，專心開車 -好的，好的 -Kato, not now, just drive. -Okay, okay.
-冷靜下來 -我能做些什麼？ -Just stay cool. -What will I do?
隨意 Just act casual.
快停車，就現在！ Pull it over, now!
你在乾什麼？？？ What you doing?
我試圖甩了他 I'm trying to loose him.
哇，他從那邊兒過來了 Aw man there he comes.
他從這邊過來了 Here he comes.
舉起手來！ Show me your hands.
他要殺了我們 He tried to kill us.
我們變成壞蛋了？我操 We're the bad guys, shit.
我們處境相當困難了 We're really in a fix.
哦，不 Oh, no.
哦，我日 Oh, damn it.
加藤，... Kato,...
我覺得這是我一輩子中最給力的時刻 I think this is the greatest moment of my entire life.
我明白，我也是 I know. Mine too.
我們是好淫 We are good.
太瘋狂了 你他媽怎麼做到的？ That was crazy. How did you do that dude?
你居然打敗了那幫小混混 You beat the crap out of those guys.
我成長的地方，是非常混亂和危險的 Where I grew up, it was very dangerous.
我小時候就學打架 I got to learn to fight when I was just a kid.
當時...他們甚至沒看到你的樣子 That was like, you knew where people were without even looking.
-你身手也太快了吧 -我的心臟開始搏動 -You were so fast. -My heart starts pumping.
好像時間...變得...慢了下去 It's almost like time...slows...down.
太給力了，你真是太給力了 It's unbelievable, you truly are.
你聽到了嗎，爸爸？ You hear me, Dad?
我們成功了 We did it.
太不可思議了 That was amazing.
加藤，我是認真的 Kato, I'm serious.
我要繼續和你做下去 I would get real with you.
繼續做下去 So just go with this.
可能聽起來有點兒奇怪，有點兒違背性取向 It might get weird and intimate,
但是接受我，好麼？ but just accept me, okay?
我們今晚做的事情 What we did tonight?
太爽了 Was fantastic.
太不可思議了 It was amazing.
我們救了那些人，夥計 We saved those people, man.
我們救了他們的性命 We saved their lives.
所以我想說的是 So here's what I'm saying.
我們要繼續做下去 We keep doing this.
你一次能打倒成千上萬的狗屎小混混 You can beat the crap out of a million dudes at once.
因為你能延緩時間什麼的 當你的心臟搏動的時候 'Cause you can freeze time or something, when your heart starts pumping.
我們每晚都做吧，我是認真的 We do that every night, I'm saying.
加藤 加藤？ Kato. Kato?
*（唱歌）我們能成為英雄* *(Sings) We could be heroes.*
嘿，嘿，嘿，看，看 Hey, hey, hey. Look, look.
我們上電視了 We're on television.
我們上電視了 We're on T.V.
-我們被監控錄像拍到了 -看著我 -Was captured in this surveillance tape. -Look at me.
-我在哪兒？ -我不知道 -他們被攔住，但還是設法逃脫掉了 -Where am I? -I don't know. -That was confronted by, but managed to escape.
在電視上看起來，我動作蠻快啊 I'm to fast for T.V.
是啊，飛快 Yes, exactly.
沒幾天，雕像就被褻瀆了... Desecrated and this within days..
我們救了這些人 記者就只談這個傻×頭像？ We saved those people, and they just talk about his stupid head.
如果人們把我們當成罪犯 我們如何成為英雄？ How can we be heroes if they think we're criminals?
（逃走的兩人）被認為是武裝的、危險的 Are considered armed, and dangerous.
好的，思考一下，加藤 Okay, think about this, Kato.
英雄都有什麼瘋狂而又傻×的共同點？ What is the one insanely stupid thing every super hero has in common?
緊身衣？ Tights.
不是 No.
披肩？ Cape.
不是，加藤 No, Kato.
那就是所有人都知道 英雄是好淫 It's that every one knows that they're the good guy.
真正的英雄，你懂的 The hero, you know.
所有的壞人的任務就是 欺負無辜的好人 All the bad guy has to do is start capping some innocent people.
英雄讓好人們痴迷 好人讓英雄做什麼 英雄就會做什麼 And he's got the good guy by the nuts. He's got to do whatever he says.
所有電影和漫畫都是這樣描述英雄的 It's in every movie. It's in every comic book.
所有所有 這聽起來很傻 It's in everything. It's so stupid.
但是，如果從壞人的角度來看待好人 But, if the bad guy thought the good guy,
好人一樣是壞人 was also a bad guy.
這是他所不能做到的 但是我們可以 He wouldn't be able to do that. That's what we'll do differently.
我們偽裝成惡棍 We will pose as villains.
像英雄一樣伸張正義 But we'll act like heroes.
但是警察和惡棍們 But then the police, and the bad guys,
都會追殺我們 will both try to kill us.
我們已經死了，還管什麼，加藤 We're dead already, Kato.
我意思是，你不會... I mean, seriously you wouldn't...
看看我們現在的處境 我們完全浪費了我們的潛能 Look at us. We've both been completely wasting our potential.
當然你的潛能比我大一點兒 You a little bit more than me.
我意思是說，你希望你的自傳怎麼寫？ I mean, what do you want your autobiography to be called?
一生致力於更換機油、煮咖啡？ Oil changes, and cappuccino?
我覺得，自傳的書名要寫成“人盡其才” Because I think, "Balls deep, in shit kicking dudes".
加藤著 這樣聽起來才酷嘛 By Kato. Is a much cooler sounding book.
我會去閱讀那樣的自傳 但我並不會閱讀狗屎一樣的人生 I would read that book, and I don't read shit.
當人們把你的事跡改編成電影 But when they've adapted it into a movie.
我就能看到做這事之外的意義了 I would see the shit out of it.
加藤 Kato.
你不該再去給誰煮咖啡 You should never make coffee for anyone again.
這是埋沒人才 It's a waste of your talent.
你不應該怕死 It's not dying that you need to be afraid of.
碌碌無為的活著實在沒意思 It's never having lived in the first place.
救助弱者的時候，那感覺實在太爽了 It did feel good. Saving those people.
確切地說，是我救了他們 你只稍微幫了一下，耶 Well technically I saved them, but you helped, I guess. Yeah.
-管他呢 -管他呢，咱倆就別較真兒了 -Whatever. -Whatever. Let's not get technical.
但是群眾會重視我們麼？ But why would people take us serious?
咱倆只是去偷頭像的賊 We're just two guys who stole a head.
嗯？ Hmm?
我知道怎麼讓群眾重視我們 I know how to make them take us seriously.
好吧，先生們 看這裡，看這裡 All right, gentlemen. Here ye, here ye.
我們正在開會呢 The court is in session.
暫停一下，好麼？ Let's talk shop, okay.
好麼？ Shall we?
這傢伙是誰？ Who is this guy?
你朋友是誰？ Who is your friend?
他是我的男人 He's my man.
我才不是你“男人” I'm not your man.
他不是我男人，不是 He's not my man, no.
他是，呃，他不是我男人 He's uh, he's not my man.
他就像我的，呃 He's like, uh...
他就像，“我的男人” 他是，我的，呃... He's like, "My man". He's...my...uh...
而不是你的...我們是純精神上的友誼...我們僅僅... Not your...it's platonic...we're just...
柏拉圖式的友誼 我們是純精神上的朋友 Platonic friends. We're platonic male friends.
他是我的，執行合作人 He's my, Executive associate.
是的，他是我的合作人，這不重要 Yes, that's who he is, and that doesn't matter.
真正重要的是 What does matter,
我們怎麼處理這次惡性事件 is how we tackle this horrible incident.
我很清楚，不管這是誰做的“生意” It's clear to me that whoever did this means business.
這都只是個開端 And this is just the beginning.
談到生意 Talking about business.
你指的是惡意摧毀頭像的生意吧，我沒猜錯吧 This vandalizing business, oh I get it.
聽著，別把這事情占太多的版面 Listen, let's not blow this thing out of proportion.
我要讓這傢伙上頭條 I will blow this guy in any proportion I like.
這是我的報紙公司，阿克斯福德 我要讓這傢伙上頭版頭條 This is my newspaper, Axford, and I want this man on the front page of it.
我要讓他的照片貼在網頁上 I want him on the web page.
我要讓你們寫關於他的博客 I want you to blog about him.
我要讓每條新聞都提到他 I want him on every news outlet we have.
我要讓整座城市都知道 I want the whole city to know,
這傢伙有多麼的危險 how dangerous this man is.
這個砍掉我父親頭像的傢伙 The man that cut the head off of my father's statue.
又不是你的父親 Not yours.
好吧 All right.
呃，由於現在這傢伙的身份還不確定 Um, since there isn't real info on the guys identity.
呃，我們怎麼稱呼他？ Um, what do we call him?
這很簡單 That's easy.
我知道了 I got it.
這個傢伙 This man,
叫做“青色的蜜蜂” is called, "The Green Bee".
聽起來有點兒扯淡 It's kinda lame.
聽起來像個針織店什麼的 Yeah, it sounds like a knitting store, or something.
聽起來像能量條 Sounds like an energy bar.
不，我...我...我起錯名字了 No, I...I...it came out wrong.
（陷入混亂的討論中） (all talking at once)
叫“綠色的小數”怎麼樣 Make it like the green decimal.
青蜂俠 The Green Hornet.
好，這才像樣，呃 Naw, it's more like, uh.
-什麼？ -剛才他說什麼？ -What? -What did?
青蜂俠 The Green Hornet.
聽起來很嚇人啊 Well that's pretty awesome.
好多了 Much better.
-你們喜歡這名字？ -當然 -You guys like that? -Yeah.
那就青蜂俠了 Green Hornet it is.
-青蜂俠 -OK，OK，很好 -The Green Hornet. -Okay, okay, fine.
-很好，那就這麼定了 -耶 -Fine, it's decided then. -Yeah.
明天的頭條新聞將是 The front page of tomorrow's newspaper will feature,
“青蜂俠” "The Green Hornet".
-除非你們有人覺得“青色的蜜蜂”更好聽？ -沒有，沒有 哦，那聽起來遜多了 -Unless you like "Green Bee" better, anyone? -Nah, no. Oh that's much worse.
OK，很好，OK Okay fine. Okay.
我們走，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
今晚將是個不眠之夜啊 It's going to be a long night.
（報紙頭條：誰是青蜂俠） 我是 I am.
我們要給你起個酷酷的名字 We need to think of a cool name for you.
小刺兒 The little stinger.
我是青蜂俠 I'm the Green Hornet.
你是小刺兒 You're my little stinger.
沒門！ No way.
蜜罐？ The Honey Pot.
明白麼？蜜蜂會采蜜 你就是我的蜜罐 Get it. Bee's make honey. You're my honey pot.
這是我的家 It's my homes.
被斬首的雕像？ Decapitated statues?
我經常斬活人的首 I've decapitated real people.
你知道，我不會擔心的 You know, I wouldn't worry about it.
你不用管這些操蛋的事情 You don't need their fucking business.
我才不擔心呢 I'm not worried.
誰告訴你我擔心了? Who told you I'm worried?
斯坎隆檢察官，斯坎隆檢察官 上星期發生了夜總會爆炸事件 現在又冒出個青蜂俠 D.A. Scanlon, D.A. Scanlon. With the nightclub bombing last week, and now this Green Hornet guy.
我覺得現在大街上並不像你所保證的那樣安全 I understand the streets might not be as safe as you're make them out to be.
夥計們，夥計們，停下來 別淨扯這些虛無縹緲的事情 Guys, guys. Stop, stop connecting separate dots with invisible lines.
什麼青蜂俠的，這只是個惡作劇 This Green Hornet thing, is just a prank.
你們這些傢伙應該報道的是 Now what you guys should be reporting on is,
經過警方的不屑努力 洛杉磯城的犯罪率明顯下降 that with this public office, crime is down significantly in the city of Los Angeles.
謝謝 Thank you.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我是麗諾爾·凱絲 I'm Lenore Case.
我是裡德先生的臨時秘書 I'm the temp for Mr. Reid's secretarial position.
這是我第一天上任 Today's my first day.
哦，很高興見到你 Oh, nice to meet you.
我叫加藤 I'm Kato.
我也是第一天上任 It's my first day, too.
真的嗎？很高興見到你 Really, well nice to meet you.
你也是為裡德先生工作？ Do you work for Mr. Reid?
我是他的，執行合作人 I'm his, Executive Associate.
哇嗚，那一定很棒 Wow, that must be great.
耶，是很棒 Yeah, it is.
到現在為止 So far.
加藤，我有個非常重要的問題 Kato, I've a really important question for you.
呃，這位站在我身後的身材誘人的美女到底是誰？ Uh, who is the Hottie-Boom-Body who's standing right behind me, right now?
開玩笑的，嗨，我是布裡特·裡德 I'm kidding, hi I'm Britt Reid.
-這家報紙公司的擁有者 -見到你很高興，先生 -I own this newspaper, what's going on? -It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
-我是麗諾爾·凱絲 -謝謝...哦 -I'm Lenore Case. -Thanks...Oh.
我被派遣來當您的臨時秘書 直到您直到合適的秘書 I've been sent to you to be your temp until you find a secretary.
啊哈 Aaah.
頭彩 Jackpot.
請這邊走 Right this way.
那麼 So.
問你個問題 Got one, why don't you tell me.
你覺得這份報紙的狀況怎麼樣？ How do you feel about the state of this newspaper?
就照實話講 As it stands, today.
說吧 Give.
說實話，這些年來，這份報紙並不盡人意 To be honest, this paper has taken a dip in the last few years.
-在質量和野心方面都有下滑 -真的麼？ -In quality and ambition. -Really?
當然，整個紙質媒體行業 都受到因特網的嚴厲衝擊 Well, of course the entire industry has taken a hit because of the internet.
而且，報紙上的文章風格 很難讓現在的讀者完全接受 So there's a lot of pressure to print easy to digest articles.
這份報紙 是我們城市存活下來的最後一份私營報紙 And it is THE last family owned paper in the city.
並且是國內少數幾家 沒有加入聯合企業的報業之一 And one of the only ones not attached to a conglomerate in the entire country.
因此不景氣也是可以理解的 So it's understandable.
-加入聯合企業？ -但是“近衛日報”習慣於獨立自主 -Conglomerate? -But the Sentinel used to really use its independence,
來維持特立獨行的風格 to be brazen at the very least.
就像你父親寫的那篇文章 就是在夜總會爆炸的前一夜寫的 Like that article that your father wrote, just after the night club bombing.
那才是真實的報道 那才是真正有影響力的報道 That was real reporting. That is the kind of article that can really make a difference.
哇嗚，真好 這攤爛事兒你知道得挺多嘛 Wow. That was good. You know a lot about this shit.
我，我學過新聞專業，在大學裡我主攻犯罪學 I, I studied journalism. I have a minor in criminology.
-真的麼？ -是的 -Really? -Yeah.
犯罪學 Criminology.
學習犯罪者的心理 Study the criminal mind.
對於青蜂俠，你是怎麼看待的？ What are your thoughts on this Green Hornet character?
說吧 Give.
-嗯，首先，有兩種犯罪 -OK -Um, well first off, there's two kinds of criminals. -Okay.
一種是精神自大狂，另一種是權力狂 There's the psycho ego-maniac and the power maniac.
他，呃，看起來屬於第二種 He uh, he seems to be the second,
-因為他藐視媒體 -不好意思，你認為他下一步會怎麼做？ -Because he defies the media. -Excuse me, what do you think he'll do next?
對啊，呃，他下一步會做什麼 這才是我想問的重點 Yeah, that's. Uh, what is his next move, is what I was going to ask.
（脣語）記下來 (mouths) Write it down.
呃，他可能會使出更多的力量 Well, he'll probably try to appropriate more power.
你知道，他會把一些人揍得鼻青臉腫 You know, he'll hit somebody on their own turf.
總體來說，他會從小處開始 Basically he'll start out small.
然後慢慢做大，直到頂峰 And then he'll work his way up to the top.
這就是85年約翰·高蒂對保羅·卡斯特利亞諾所做的事情 That's what John Gotti did to Paul Costellano in '85.
-有效果麼？ -當然 -And it worked? -Yes.
哇嗚，看看你啊 Wow, look at you.
你知道的真多 You really know a lot about this stuff.
而且這麼的甜美可人 And you're lovely and beautiful.
我一直在想 I was just sitting here, thinking.
你為什麼僅僅追求...呃... Why are you only pursuing this in your, uh...
加藤，幫我想想該怎麼說，呃... Kato, help me out here, uh....
暮光 Twilight.
-暮光之城？ -耶 -Twilight? -Yeah.
我，我剛看過這部電影，但我不明白... I, I saw the movie but I don't see how...
哦，不，不，不是那個意思 Oh no, no, not like that.
我並不是指那部電影 Not, not like the movie.
如果拿電影舉例的話，應該是... I guess if we were doing movies, it would be more like...
呃，“繭” Uh, Cocoon.
或者，其他與之類似的東西 Or, something like that.
在人暮年的時候 Later in ones years.
什麼，我才36歲 What, I'm only 36.
（耳語）36？ (Whispers) Thirty six?
我了個操，太瘋狂了 Holy shit, that's crazy.
我覺得你頂多31歲 我都不知道我可以雇傭36歲的員工 I thought you were like 31 tops. I didn't know we can hire 36 year olds.
我們必須加造個斜坡樓梯，是吧？ We'll have to build a ramp, huh?
為什麼，為什麼現在建？ Why, why now?
她不想告訴你唄 She doesn't want to tell you.
我想你語言混亂了吧，加藤 I don't think you know what you're talking about, Kato.
不，加藤先生是對的 No, Mr. Kato is right.
談論這些東西 我覺得很不舒服 I do not feel comfortable discussing this.
你是不是在暗示 我並不適合做你的臨時秘書？ And if this means I am not going to be your temp any longer?
那我表示抱歉... Then I'm sorry, it's...
我正是想表達這個意思 That's exactly what it means.
-是啊 -OK，謝謝你 -Yep. -Okay, thank you.
因為你現在是我的正式秘書啦！ 'Cause you are now my permanent secretary.
我向你解釋一下，麗諾爾 Here is what has gone down, Lenore.
你像我展示了兩樣東西 You've displayed two things.
兩顆乳球 Balls.
我所喜歡的，正是我女人身上的 And there's one thing I like on my women.
（耳語）乳球 (Whispers) It's balls.
請你當我的正式秘書吧 Please be my permanent secretary.
你在開玩笑麼？ Are you kidding me?
我沒開玩笑 這就是我的行事風格 I'm not kidding. This is how I do it, this is how I roll.
每一天，一貫如此 Every day, all day.
我一直都是這樣，相信我 I make it rain like this, okay.
你願意為我工作麼 I want you to come work for me.
請你說“我願意”，說“我願意” Just say yes. Just say yes.
-真的麼？ -別想太多，說“我願意” -Really? -Don't think, just say yes.
-OK，我願意，是的 -謝謝你，太棒了！ -Okay, I'll do it, yes. -Thank you, yes!
-實在是太令人興奮了 -很令人興奮 -This is so exciting. -It is exciting.
-加藤先生，非常感謝 -別感謝他 -Mr. Kato thank you so much. -Don't thank him.
-他又沒做什麼 -謝謝你，我保證我不會讓你失望的 -He did nothing. -Thank you, I promise I will not disappoint you.
-我想你一定不會的 -我會認真工作的 -I don't think you will. -I will definitely do research.
-很好，很好 -我會做實事校對、拼寫校對 -Good, good. -I will do fact checking, spell checking.
-盡你所需 -非常好，那麼... -Anything that you need. -Perfect, well...
建議你做些關於青蜂俠的研究 事實上那會很棒的 why don't you get started on more Green Hornet research. Actually that's perfect.
操！她太性感了！ Bam! She is hot!
真是太他媽的性感了 It's crazy how hot she is.
-小心被她聽到 -你記下了她所說的話了麼？ -She's listening. -Did you write down everything that she said?
-應該是的 -讓我看看 -I think. -Let me see.
你個性慾狂 Pervert.
開始工作吧，加藤 Let's get to work, Kato.
好的，我有個計劃 All right, we got a plan.
我們從小處著手，慢慢做大，直到頂峰 We start small, work our way up to the top.
很好 Okay.
我們需要一輛車 We'll need a car.
是他媽的啊，我們需要一輛車 Hell's yes, we'll need a car.
要有隱藏武器 With internal weapons.
-裝甲 -酷鋼圈，旋轉的鋼圈 -Armor. -Cool rims, spinning rims.
思樂冰飲料機 Slurpee machine.
播放著墨西哥舞曲的號角 A horn that plays La Cucaracha.
這輛車要徹頭徹尾全副武裝 It'll be loaded up the ass with cool shit.
-我能辦到 -加藤，我希望你能幫我 -I can do that. -Kato, I want you to take my hand.
我還希望 你能和我一起冒險 And I want you to come with me on this adventure.
我會和你一起去的 I'll go with you.
但我不想觸摸你 But I don't want to touch you.
OK，你並不需要牽我的手 Okay, you don't have to take my hand.
但是，你能和我一起去冒險麼？ But will you come with me on this adventure?
*音樂* * The White Stripes: Blue Orchid*
*Something better than nothing, is giving up. You needed the something. *
*So I gave you the truth from showing up*
*How dare you*
*How old are you now anyway?*
*How dare you*
*How old are you now anyway?*
這條吧 This one.
這會迷死壞女人的 This will kill a bad girl.
*How dare you*
-加藤！ *How old are you now anyway?* -Kato!
走近點兒 Come closer.
我對這車有個想法 I have an idea for the car.
應急彈射座椅 Ejector seats.
應急彈射座椅 Ejector seats?
你不覺得是個絕妙的想法麼？ You don't think it's a good idea?
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hello.
*歌曲：你有反應了...* *You got a reaction.*
*You got a reaction, didn't you?*
*You took a white orchid,*
*You took a white orchid, turned it blue*
*Something better than nothing.*
*Something better than nothing Is giving up*
*You needed the something*
*You got a reaction, didn't you?*
*You took a white orchid,*
*You took a white orchid, turned it blue.*
我現在非常興奮 I'm so excited right now.
我等不急了 I can't wait.
啊，夥計，這他媽怎麼回事？ Aw, man. What the hell?
看著點兒腳下 Watch your feet.
“黑美人的榮耀” The glory of the Black Beauty.
我日，太美了！ Damn. It's beautiful.
純黑的 It's black.
哇嗚 Wow.
難以置信！ Incredible.
哦，夥計，我們忘了一件非常重要的事情 Oh, dude. We're forgetting something very important.
看好了 Watch this.
這太瘋狂了 That is so wicked.
*歌曲* *Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise*
*As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,*
*I take a look at my life,*
*And realize there's nothing left,*
*'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long*
*That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.*
*Tell me why are we, so blind to see *
*That the ones we hurt, are you and me*
*Been spending most our lives living in the Gangs.....*
我們去哪兒？ Where are we going?
我不知道啊，我以為你知道呢 I have no idea, I thought you knew.
哦，好吧，我有個想法 Oh, Okay. I got an idea.
好吧 Okay.
裡德先生的辦公室 Mr. Reids' office.
（淫蕩的聲音） 我在偷窺你哦 (Lecherous voice) I'm looking at you.
-什麼？ -我開玩笑啦 -What? -I'm totally joking.
我是布裡特·裡德 Britt Reid, calling.
還在忙活呢？ Burning the candle at both ends, I see.
凱絲先生不會抱怨麼？ Wouldn't Mr. Case be upset with that?
你沒有老公？ There is no Mr. Case.
我打電話不是來閒扯的 Well that's not why I'm calling.
我打你電話的目的是，呃 I'm actually calling because, uh.
看過所有青蜂俠的研究資料了麼？ Remember seeing all that Green Hornet research?
預測一下他下一步會做什麼吧 You know, predicting what he might do next.
如果可以的話發傳真過來吧，我要青蜂俠的犯罪線路圖 If you could just send us that. Those crime maps.
-哦，好的 -那將會非常有用 -Oh, yeah. -That would be really helpful.
-發傳真過來吧 -好的，請稍等 -Just fax it on over. -Yes, hold on a second, please.
馬上就發到你那兒 And it's coming right at you.
-如果還需要其他東西 -好的 -If you need anything else. -Okay.
-請儘管說 -很好 -You just let me know. -Perfect.
-謝謝你，拜拜 -Thank you, bye, bye.
她聽起來很想我，我操太瘋狂了 She wants me so bad, it's crazy.
-哦 -中南部 -Oh. -South Central.
耶，OK，我們有14個人要殺 Yeah. Okay, we got 14 homicides.
34次襲擊 34 assaults.
116個毒品窩點 hundred and sixteen drug arrests.
僅僅這個月 This month.
聽起來是青蜂俠登場的絕佳舞台啊 Sounds like a good place for the Green Hornet to make his debut.
我們上，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
我們上 Let's roll.
這地方真偏東 This is really far east.
我從來沒到過城市的這個地方 Never been in this part of town.
我覺得我們已經到地兒了，加藤 I think we're in the hood, Kato.
等等，等等，你覺得我們就從這開始？ Wait, wait. Do you think we start there?
是啊，就像麗諾爾所說的那樣 Yeah. Just like Lenore said.
從小處著手，慢慢做大，直到頂峰 Start small, work our way up.
真的真的很緊張啊 This is really, really intense.
-難道，你不想乾了？ -想乾，想乾，速戰速決吧，免得老想臨陣脫逃，好麼？ -So, you don't want to do it? -I do, I do. We should just do it fast before we chicken out, okay?
-我才不會臨陣脫逃 -誰知到你會不會 -I not going to chicken out. -Who knows you might chicken out.
我知道，就...就把車停在他旁邊 I know, just...just pull up to them.
我不想說話 I don't want to talk.
什麼，他們就在你旁邊？ What, they're on your side.
-別對我吼 -把車停下來... -Stop yelling at me. -Just pull it over and...
-我不太會說英語啊 -你就正在說英語啊 -I barely speak English. -You speak English right now.
-OK，好吧 -這太他媽愚蠢了 -Okay, fine. -This is so stupid.
哦，好吧 Oh, okay.
-冷靜下來 -我很冷靜 -Calm down. -I am calm.
-閉嘴，這太嚇人了...你給我閉嘴！！ -Just shut up, this is scary....you shut up!! -Scary, you shut up!
-我要冷靜下來 -我很冷靜 -I'm just trying to be cool. -I am cool.
喲，你想找事麼，夥計 Yo, you looking for that good stuff, man?
你好（西班牙語） Hola.
我是 青 蜂 俠 I am The Green Hornet.
我想和你們老闆坐下來談談 And I would like to sit down with your boss.
坐你媽個頭，婊子 Sit on this, bitch.
哦，天哪！ Oh, God!
快走！ Move on!
豆袋 豆袋他媽在什麼地方？ Bean bags. Where the hell are the bean bags?
耶！ Yeah!
耶耶耶耶！ YEAAAAHH!
讓我露一手給你看吧，加藤 Let me show you how it's done, Kato.
青蜂...俠...向你媽...問好！ Green...Hornet...said...hello.
吃我一腳 Eat my foot.
婊子 Bitch.
我呸 My nuts!
那他媽是什麼玩意兒？ What the hell was that?
你為誰工作的...哦，死了 Who do you work fo..oh god.
你為誰工作的？ Who do you work for?
我操 Shit.
嘿！你過來，過來，過來 Hey! You come, come here, come here.
嘿，你為誰賣命的？ Hey, who do you work for?
查德諾夫斯基 Chudnofsky 我們都為他賣命 Same guy everybody works for.
-查德-什麼-斯基？ -查德 諾夫 斯基 -Chud-what-ski? -Chudnofsky
這名字真他媽傻× What kind of dumb name is that?
-查德諾夫斯基 -在哪兒能找到他，嗯？ -Chudnofsky -Where do you get the shit you sell for him, huh, where?
我永遠不會告訴你的 I'll never tell you that.
哦真的嗎？ Oh really, never.
查德諾夫斯基要踢我們的屁股了，夥計 我們今晚就要完工 Chudnofsky's on our ass guys. We've got to get the shit done tonight.
你們被劫了！ You've just been stung.
耶~ Yeah.
你 You.
現在這城市是我的了 This is my town, now.
我叫“青蜂俠” My name is 'The Green Hornet'.
嗨你好，很高興見到你 Hello there, nice to meet you.
你好，你怎麼樣了？ Hello, how's it going?
呃，不管怎樣 Uh, anyway.
告訴你們老闆 青蜂俠向他致敬 Tell your boss, The Green Hornet sends his regards.
哦夥計 Dude.
你搞砸了我的實驗室，夥計 You broke my lab, man.
耶，我對此非常抱歉 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
全他媽給我燒了，加藤 Let's burn this mother down, Kato.
給我解釋一下，特百先生 Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.
那傢伙太瘋狂了，我操 The guy was crazy, man.
他開著車破墻而入！ I mean he drove a car through a wall.
那車看起來就像輛坦克 那東西還會噴火！ The thing was like a half-tank or something. There was fire coming out of the thing.
還有呢？ And?
哦耶，他我一張卡片 Oh yeah, he gave me this.
他說“這城市歸他了” He said that this is his town now.
一個穿著詭異傢伙闖了進來 你們就被嚇成狗了？ A man comes in, in a rented costume and you shit your pants?
聽著，相信我 Look, trust me.
一個...粗壯的戴著面具的男人 A guy...grown man wearing a mask.
真他媽比穿套裝的還嚇人 Is a little bit scarier than a guy wearing a suit.
你意思說你對自己的套裝不滿意？ You're not pleased with my suit?
難道扛不住他帶來的恐懼？ Does it fail to fill you with fear?
很抱歉，但我沒有任何冒犯的意思 I'm sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect.
你知道嗎？ 我穿著這套裝殺了多少人？ Do you have any idea how many great people I've killed in my suit?
-我喜歡你的套裝 -我也是 -I like your suit. -Me too.
我想說的就是這個事兒 Now this is exactly what I was talking about.
我看起來並不比戴綠面具的蠢貨更可怕 I'm not as scary as some idiot in a green mask.
放馬過來吧 Come on!
你說你想找門生意乾？ You say they want to take business.
這傢伙掌管了洛杉磯城最大的6家安非他命實驗室 Now this guy ran six of the biggest meth labs in L.A.
就因為那個青蜂俠，他死了 Now because of that Hornet, he's dead.
這門生意受到了影響 Business affected.
我們接到了有關青蜂俠的3個消息 Well I've got three reports of the Green Hornet shooting on a red light here.
我接到一對老夫婦提供的線索 說青蜂俠幫了他們 I have an elderly couple that claims that the Green Hornet gave them the finger.
青蜂俠和他的司機 在中南部與幫派分子展開了搏擊 The Green Hornet and his Chauffeur in a fist fight with gang members in south central.
青蜂俠引起群眾熱議 The Green Hornet raises a lot of questions.
眾所周知 幫派鬥爭 在近幾年有愈演愈烈的趨勢 We all know that gang proliferation has been rising in the last few years.
OK，回家再討論吧，我要上瑜伽課去了 Okay, that'll be homework. I got a Yoga class.
不管怎樣，明天的頭條和概要都得這樣寫 Anywho, bottom line. Headlines people. Get this story out there.
大街上的暴力事件會繼續蔓延麼？ Will the violence continue to spill out onto the streets?
警方會對青蜂俠做出什麼舉措？ What are the police doing about him?
在青蜂俠的幫助下.點點點.群眾會幸福安康麼 Is anyone safe at the mercy of dot-dot-dot, The Green Hornet.
我用省略號省略的內容 你們給我填滿了就行 And I want those dots, I want dots in the paper.
裡德先生，你不感覺 這好像有宣泄情緒的意思在裡面 Mr. Reid, do you understand that's kind of hitting it delicately?
-沒有 -斯坎倫檢察官的整個選舉 -No. -That D.A. Scanlon's entire reelection,
他的立足根本在於讓治安平穩 platform is based on him cleaning up the streets.
我知道你們和斯坎倫相識 那麼如果你們想... I know you guys are acquaintances. So if you want to...
哦，這是個絕妙的想法 你應該利用一下 Oh, actually that's a great idea. You should use that.
寫篇文章吧 Write an article about that.
就連斯坎倫檢察官都在天災的腳下顫抖 Even D.A. Scanlon is quivering at the feet of this scourge.
一定要用“天災”這個詞兒 Use the word, 'scourge'.
寫篇關於這個的文章吧 Write an article about that.
-布裡特，我能和你聊一小會兒麼？ -當然 -Britt, can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah.
聽著，我知道你想盡力 Look, I know what you're tying to do here.
把這份報紙弄成八卦娛樂的東西 但這不會有好處的 Turn this newspaper into some kind of discothue. But it's not going to work.
我知道自己在做什麼，我的秘書也很聰明，夥計 That's now what I'm doing. She's a brainy broad, dude.
這是個嚴肅的問題 This is a serious matter.
我們刊登的每一條消息，都是有影響力的 For every line that we print, there's repercussions.
必須有人對此負責 Somebody has to take responsibilities.
-現在我是責任人 -好吧，我才不怕那些雜種 -That's me! -Well, I'm not afraid of these bastards.
你也不應該害怕 And you shouldn't be either.
他們的頭頭是丹尼爾，現在貼在墻上供人瞻仰 Their leader was Daniel, he made it to the wall.
這些記者全因為在毒品戰爭中 隨意亂寫而慘遭毒手 They killed for wanting and speculating on the drug war.
這恰好就是你和你的女朋友 現在所做的事情 That's exactly what you and your little girlfriend are doing.
我知道你會認為我的經驗 連屁都不算 I know that you think my experience ain't a worth shit.
但是你爸以前就很聽我的話 你也應該這樣 But your father used to listen to me. So should you.
這就是我想刊登的內容 This is the story I want to run.
我意已決，如果你還想跟我混下去的話 I'm going with it, and if you are fortunate enough to be still with us.
那傢伙叫什麼，丹尼爾·沃...沃提拉，沃提拉...沃-特-萊？ It's what, Daniel Ver...vertila, Vertila...Ver-te-lie?
沃-特-萊，他做了自己想做的事情 Ver-tel-lie, it's what he would have wanted, too.
好吧 Okay.
故事就這樣寫，大夥兒們 That's the story, team.
就這樣寫！ Run it!
布裡特·裡德，我來負責 Britt Reid, out true.
*歌曲* *Van Halen: Feel Your Love Tonight*
*Alright!*
Zzzzzp, zzzp.
*We're gettin' funny in the back of my car*
*I'm sorry honey if I took you just a little too far, yes*
我要這蜂貨不得好死！ I want this Hornet guy!
*Uh too, too far*
*So I, I told the fellas out behind the bar*
*So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes*
*I guess you are*
*You see I'm beggin' you pleeease*
*beggin' on, beggin' on my knees*
*Sayin' I can't wait to feel your love....* 等等，別，別，別！ -Wait, don't, don't, don't!
我們被相機拍下來了 Camera got us.
什麼鳥相機？ What camera?
青蜂俠和他戴面具的助手 在南部地區造成了一系列的混亂 The Green Hornet and his masked accomplish started major trouble in the southland today.
-加藤，我們回家啦 -是啊 -Kato, is in the house. -Yes.
我剛剛檢查過電子郵箱 I just checked the Hornet mail.
沒啥新鮮東西，但是群眾會被震驚的 Nothing new, but they'll be a knocking.
-聽起來蠻不錯啊 -耶 -Sounds great. -Yeah.
-我有東西要送你 -真的？ -I have something for you. -Really?
酷斃了 Awesome.
親愛的布裡特 Dear Britt,
你是我的，xiongdi？ xiongdi是什麼東西？ You are my, xiongd?. What's xiongd??
兄弟 Brother.
真不錯啊 That's awfully nice.
我從來都沒有兄弟，夥計 我想要個兄弟 I've never had a brother, man. I've always wanted one.
哇 Whoa!
這他媽是什麼玩意兒？ What the hell is this?
一把氣槍 It's a gas gun.
青蜂俠專用槍！ Your Hornet gun!
-一把氣槍？ -是啊 -A gas gun? -Yeah.
為啥不是把子彈槍？ Why not a gun, gun?
我們的敵人都用子彈槍 Our enemies have gun, guns.
什麼，我不明白，這些是啥東西？ What, I don't understand, why, what are these?
這什麼？著什麼玩意兒？ 玻璃球？ What is this? What are these? These paint balls?
不是，它們充滿了瓦斯氣體 No, these are filled with knock-out gas.
這太瘋狂了，你的武器呢？ That is insane. Where's yours?
你有武器麼？ 你是不是有個純黑版的氣槍？ Do you have one? Do have a black version or something?
不，只有你有 No, just you.
-你沒有？ -沒有 -No? -No.
為什麼沒有？為什麼只有我有？ Well why not? Why just me?
你，你很特別啊 You, you're so special.
我知道我很特別， 但是也不能我一個人持槍啊 I know I'm special, but how come I'm the only one with a gun?
因為你沒有足夠的作戰經驗 Because you don't have much fighting experience.
所以我覺得你需要把槍 So I thought you needed a gun.
好吧，說實話，這聽起來像是在侮辱我，夥計 Well, I'll be honest, that's a little insulting, man.
我以為我們水平已經差不多了 I mean I thought we were both bad asses the other night.
我踢了那傢伙的臉3次 還記得麼？我踢了他的臉 I kicked that guy in the face like three times, remember? I kicked him in the face.
-好吧，我...我記得 -耶 -Yeah, I...I remember. -Yeah.
這把槍讓你看起來很帥 It makes you look cool.
我難道還需要更帥麼？ I need to look cool now?
什麼情況 你不是說過我打扮得想皮條客？ What the hell? You said my outfit was pimp.
我想起來了，“皮條客”這個詞兒 對你來說有點兒古怪 I remember thinking, that's a weird word for him to use, pimp.
但你說過，我打扮得酷斃了 But you said it, you said it was pimp.
-確實很酷 -是啊 -It is pimp. -Yeah.
青蜂俠專用槍僅僅是個輔助道具 The Hornet gun is just an accessory.
-輔助道具 -是啊 -An accessory. -Yeah.
好吧，那你一定需要...需要一副雙截棍 Well then, you need...you need nun chucks then.
如果你不喜歡的話，就別要了 If you don't like it, don't use it.
不，讓我試試...怎麼用的？ No, let me...how does it work?
操！ Shit!
起效了 It works.
加藤！ 加藤！ KATO! Kato!
我在這兒 Over here.
嘿，你醒了啊 Hey, you're awake.
他媽的發生了什麼？ What the hell, what happened to me?
發生了什麼？ 發生了什麼？ What's happening? What happened?
你誤射了自己的臉，誤射 You shot yourself in the face, by mistake.
我...我...我睡了幾個小時了？現在幾點？ Ho...ho..how long was I out? What time is it?
兩點 Two o'clock.
哦，睡的時間不長嘛，我覺得 Oh, that's not so bad, I guess.
星期四了 On Thursday.
星期四？你開玩笑的吧...現在不是星期一？ It's Thursday, are you kid...it's not Monday right now?
不是，很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
你給我穿的尿褲？ Did you put this diaper on me?
我錯過了什麼事情麼？ Well what did I miss?
沒啥大事，真的 Nothing, really.
我做了了幾輛黑美人 I did some work on the Black Beauties.
幾輛？ Beau-tie's?
我了個操！ Holy crap.
備用的 Back-ups.
你他媽怎麼在4天就？ How the hell did you do this in four days?
已經11天了 It's been eleven days.
哇，11天？ Whoa, eleven days?
什麼，你開玩笑的吧？ What, are you kidding me?
我睡著了，我昏迷了，我操 I wasn't sleeping. I was in a coma, dick.
現在好了，我修正了青蜂俠氣槍 But it's okay now. I fixed the Hornet gas.
瓦斯只會持續一個小時 The gas only lasts one hour.
我能看看麼？ Can I see it?
-可以，但是這次小心點兒 -我會小心的，我只想看看它 -Okay, but be careful this time. -I'll be careful, I just want to look at it.
我就想看一下下... Just give to me for one second and I'll just...
1小時之後見 See you in a hour.
-裡德先生 -嘿 -Mr. Reid. -Hey.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
很高興你能康復 I'm so glad you're feeling better.
我聽說“傳染性單核細胞增多症”很嚴重呢 I heard that Mono is the worst.
單細胞核症？ Mono?
耶，好吧，呃，比起皰疹好要多了，不是麼？ Yeah, well it's uh, better than herpes, right?
-這是你的訊息 -謝謝 -Here are you messages. -Thank you.
這是一些會議的草案，我想和你一起立項 I have some meeting's I'd like to set up with you.
好的，好，很好 Okay, cool, great.
這是你要我做的研究 Here is the research that you asked for.
唔，青蜂俠，我喜歡 Oooo, Green Hornet, me likee.
斯坎倫檢察官來電，他說 要親自和您談談 D.A. Scanlon called, he said that he really needs to speak to you.
無聊 Boring.
我來看看這東西 Let me look at this stuff.
我想我們下班可以去吃一頓 或者喝個小酒，釋放一下精力 Thought maybe we could go to dinner, or get a drink. Blow off some steam.
好啊，我很樂意 Yeah, I would love to.
那麼 So.
很好，我會按時應約的 Perfect, I'll be there.
哦，你太強大了 That was awesome.
嘿，加藤！ Hey, Kato!
能幫我煮杯咖啡麼？ Can you make me some coffee.
我知道你沒帶煮咖啡的機器來 但不管怎麼樣你都能做好的 I know you don't have your whole operations set up. Whatever you can whip up will be great.
麗諾爾你喝過這壞蛋煮的咖啡麼？ Lenore have you had this little bastards coffee?
確實很完美 'Cause it is, scrumdiddlyumptious.
這是唯一描述他煮的咖啡的方法，你也來杯麼？ The only way to describe it. You want a cup?
我就不用了，謝謝你 I'm fine, thank you.
那就只來一杯咖啡吧，加藤 So that's just one cup of coffee, Kato.
呃，有一家餐廳 So, there's this restaurant.
只開設在聖費爾南多谷 That just opened in the San Fernando valley,
名字叫做La Maison de lavuad（法語） and it's called, La Maison de lavuad.
吃飯的過程中 周圍的環境是徹底的黑暗 And the whole thing, you eat your meal in total darkness.
因此在極度昏暗的環境，每咬一口 就像在嘴裡享受性高潮 So with your deprived sight, each bite is like a orgasm in your mouth.
-我覺得這家餐廳 -這裡是裡德先生的辦公室 -And I was thinking maybe it would be. -Mr. Reid's office.
我是斯坎倫檢察官，我找布裡特·裡德 This is D.A. Scanlon calling for Britt Reid, please.
你好先生，我知道您一直在找他 Hello sir, yes I'm aware you've been calling.
但他，他患上了“傳染性單核細胞增多症” He's, he's had Mono.
我幫你看看他來上班了麼 可能以後才有機會找到他 Well let me take a look. Maybe there's a good chance we can work that out later.
-哇 -如果你再敢讓我給你煮咖啡 -Ow! -If you ever tell me to get you coffee again.
我會把你揍得鼻青臉腫 I'll beat the shit out of you.
你幹嘛？ 你吃錯藥了麼？ What are you? What is wrong with you, are you crazy?
這是我們的計劃啊，你理應給我打下手 This is our plan. You're suppose to work for me.
你還幫我做過印尼果汁呢 You got me a java juice.
我們應該是對兄弟，夥計 我們應該是對 Xiong Di（中文） We're suppose to be bothers, man. We're suppose to be Shon-dee.
你到底怎麼了？ What happened with that?
-啊？ -我很抱歉 -Huh? -I'm sorry.
你當然應該抱歉 You should be sorry.
我知道當超人內心一定會很糾結 I know it's complicated being super heroes,
當超人鴨梨也是相當的大 and there's a lot of stress involved with that.
但是別發瘋好麼 別發瘋，好麼？ But you don't got to freak out about it, do you, okay?
我要喝奶香咖啡了 I'll have the coffee au lait.
我開玩笑的，我完全是開玩笑的 I'm joking. I'm totally joking.
你還在生我的氣麼，加藤？ You're still mad at me, Kato?
-沒有 -很好 -No. -Good.
你本來就不該生氣 'Cause you shouldn't be, anyway.
麗諾爾怎麼了？在我面前她變得很古怪 What's up with Lenore. Is she acting weird around me?
沒有啊，怎麼了？ No, why?
我非常、非常喜歡她 I like, like her.
但我粘不上她，她變得完全無法接近 And I can't nail her. She's completely unnailable.
我意思是說，這太恐怖了 我不知道做什麼好 It's I mean, it's a terrible fact. I don't know what to do.
她又不喜歡你 She doesn't like you.
你為啥還要強求 Why would you even want her?
確實，也許她不喜歡我 還沒到那種程度 I do, maybe it's because she doesn't like me. Isn't that sick.
但她會喜歡我的 That could be it.
女人真是個負擔，加藤 Girls are such a drag, Kato.
感謝上帝我們還擁有彼此 Thank god we have each other.
嘿，我們開始瘋狂一夜吧 Hey, I'm calling a boys night.
你覺得呢，嗯？ What do you say, huh?
你幹嘛？ What are you doing?
我不知道你有出行的計劃啊 我要和一個朋友出去喝杯酒 I didn't know you wanted to hang out. I'm going for a drink with a friend.
朋友，誰啊，告訴我 Friend, who, come on?
托尼 Tony.
托尼？ Tony?
我們一起才快樂啊 Well have fun.
-你想試試麼？ -不 -You want to try? -No.
彈黑鍵 Hit the black key.
-真的？ -對 -Really? -Yeah.
好，我來試試，彈哪個鍵？ Okay, I'll give it a try. Which one?
你知道麼，這個叫青蜂俠的東西 很瘋狂，不是麼？ You know this uh, Green Hornet thing is just crazy, isn't it?
我意思是說，我一直都在想 I mean it's all I can think about sometimes.
我感覺和他觀點相一致 I feel really in tuned with it.
就像和十二宮殺手一起的那個傢伙 Kind of like that guy with the Zodiac killer.
你怎麼看待黑衣男人？ What about the man dressed in black?
強尼·卡什？ Johnny Cash?
不是，他的搭檔 No. His partner.
他的搭檔？不，我不覺得他是，他的搭檔 His partner? No I don't think that, that's his partner.
也許僅僅是他雇傭的惡棍 It's probably just some thug that he hired.
總之他們都會很快死掉的 Anyhow they'll both be dead in no time.
-嗯？ -耶 -Hmm? -Yeah.
-為什麼？ -因為 -Why? -Because.
因為青蜂俠太惹人注意了 The Green Hornet's been attracting way to much attention.
不管誰和他合作都會疲憊的 Whoever is in charge is going to get tired of it.
讓他幫很多忙 Call him in to try and make a deal with him.
最後殺了他，這就是87年高蒂對孟加拉所做的事情 Then kill him. It's what Gotti did to Mengala in '87.
兩個星期，頂多合作兩個星期 這是我給的期限 Two weeks, two weeks tops. That's what I give them.
-兩個星期 -全死 -Two weeks. -Dead.
你別這樣 You're not going to like this.
我們對他所知甚少 But we got nothing.
就像青蜂俠並不存在一樣 It's like the Green Hornet didn't exist.
沒人和他做過交易 Nobody's done a deal with him. Nobody's done time with him.
根本沒人聽說過他 Nobody's ever heard of him.
他就像憑空冒出來的一樣 It's like he came out of thin air.
是啊，我想說的是 Yeah, and I gotta say.
他為其他幫派樹立了很壞的榜樣 He's setting a bad example for the other gangs.
我今天一早去見了亞美尼亞人，他們說... I met with the Armenians early today, they told me....
如果青蜂俠是獨立的 我們也要獨立 if the Hornet is independent. They want to be independent too.
亞美尼亞人真的這樣說了？ The Armenians truly said that?
我聽說韓國人也這樣說了 And I heard rumors the Koreans are talking the same.
哪個韓國人？ Which Korean?
金姆 Kim.
金姆？ Kim?
不，金姆不會這麼說的 No, Kim never said that.
我們一起做了25年的生意 我們是朋友 We've been doing business for twenty five years. We're friends.
很抱歉老闆 I'm sorry boss.
真不可思議 That's just shocking.
也許我們應該去給他們一些教訓 讓他們閉嘴 Maybe we should go down there and teach them to keep their mouths shut.
不，不，不 No, no, no.
我應該親手殺了金姆，他是我的朋友 I should kill Kim myself. He's a friend.
我也會殺了亞美尼亞人 這會讓我感覺好一些 And I'll kill the Armenians, too. It would make me feel better.
等等，等等！啊啊啊！ Wait, wait! AAAAH!
很好，那青蜂俠怎麼辦？ Great, what about, The Hornet?
裡德 Reid.
你在這兒幹嘛呢？ What you doing here?
猜一猜，你個狗娘養的 Guess what, you son of a bitch?
我們收到郵件了 We got mail.
我們收到郵件了！ We got Hornet mail!
他終於給我們發郵件了，終於！ He emailed, it happened.
快過來，看看，過來 Come here, look, come here.
看，看，看 Look, look, look.
青蜂俠 （耳語）指的是我 Green Hornet. (Whispers) Me.
安非他命實驗室被你毀得不錯嘛 喔！ Good job on the Meth lab. Uhh!
這實驗室很費錢 我早想關閉了 The place was costing me money and I wanted to shut it down anyway.
那玩意兒是負資產 讓我們談談能互利共贏的生意 That's B.S. Lets talk about another business venture that could be mutually beneficial.
明天見 Please meet tomorrow.
在市中心第5大街旁的空地上見面 At the lot on 5th and Union in downtown.
下午4點整 At 4 p.m.
青蜂俠的另一次大冒險 Another adventure for, The Green Hornet,
還有他那不知名的助手 and his nameless side kick.
我們應該做好計劃 Looks like we got some planning to do.
這可能是個陷阱 It could be a trap.
我聽說87年高蒂殺了孟加拉 I heard Gotti killed Mangala in '87.
你從哪兒聽來的？ Where did you hear that from?
歷史頻道 The History channel.
哦好吧 Oh yeah.
我們現在不去市中心考察一下麼？ Should we go downtown now and check it out?
呃，沒必要，我有信心 Uh, no. That's cool, I got that covered.
你把武器都裝備到車子上就OK了 You just fill up the car with weapons and stuff like that, okay.
那麼，你想一個人定計劃？ So, you're just going to come up with the plan by yourself?
對頭~ Bingo.
我覺得這樣做並不理智 I don't know if that's the best idea.
-因為你本身就不理智，加藤 -你什麼意思？ -'Course you don't, Kato. -What's that mean?
哦，我意思是說，呃 Oh, it means that you, uh
你是個空手道好手 想幹啥就幹啥 think your an awesome karate dude that can do anything,
我就是個無能的蠢蛋 and I'm an incompetent schmuck.
誰他媽用得著射出屁的槍 我就這個意思 Who needs a gun that shoots farts at people. That's what that means.
我強調，我們必須合作 I'm just saying, we should do this together.
我強調，你回家吃奶吧 I'm just saying, you should go home.
你回家睡覺吧，明天你就能執行... You should go to sleep, so tomorrow you could process...
我那天衣無縫的計劃 MY incredible plan.
好 Fine.
這太扯蛋了 This is so stupid.
我們已經給那傢伙下馬威了 We've pissed this guy off.
但現在卻要去他的地盤去“會見”他 Now we are walking into a meeting on his turf.
這是我們最後一次踏上他們的地盤 We walked into their turf last time.
猜猜怎麼樣？ 我們會把他們踢出這片兒地盤 And guess what? We kicked the living crap out of them.
到時候所有人都會知道 戲弄青蜂俠的下場 And, everyone knows what happens when you fool with a Hornet.
你會被蟄傷的 You get stung.
被蟄傷？什麼意思？ You get stung, what does that mean?
這又不是玩遊戲，布裡特 It's not a game, Britt.
你會把我們都害了 And you are going to get us killed.
如果你不喜歡我的計劃 那就退出吧 If you don't like my plan, you do not have to be a part of it.
你那個計劃能叫計劃麼 I don't even think you have a plan.
我確實做了計劃，只是沒告訴你而已 I do have a plan, I just haven't told it to you yet.
非常絕妙的計劃 And it's amazing.
OK？你到底是加入呢？ 還是臨陣逃脫，婊子？ Okay? So are you in? Or are you chickening out like a, bitch?
你他媽才是婊子 You are a bitch.
現在別吵，加藤，別吵，在這兒轉彎 Not now, Kato. Not now, turn in here.
往那裡開，戴上面具，加藤，戴面具 To there, game faces Kato, game faces.
我告訴你計劃，你拿著這個，戴在耳朵裡 Here's the plan. You take this thing, you put it in your ear.
你能從手機裡聽到外面的情況 我把手機別在胸口了 You listen in on my phone, which I've taped on my chest.
明白麼，當我說出暗號的時候 See, when I say the secret word,
暗號是“君士坦丁堡” which is 'Constantinople'.
我會把他們踢翻 你準備發射導彈 I'll kick Yoda in the nuts, you blow them up with the missiles.
哇！拐彎，倒回去，走，走，OK Whoa! Turn, get back, go, go. Okay.
這並不是計劃中的一部分 This is not part of the plan.
我們被夾成餅了 We're sandwiched.
看吧，迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴 And so, thunder strikes lightly.
千萬別慌張 Don't get all panicky.
我們現在千萬別慌張 The worst thing we can do right now is panic.
讓我思考一下 Just let me think.
OK，別慌，我會把我們都弄出去的，OK Okay, don't worry. I'll get us out of here, okay.
別擔心，我們會出去的，傻× Not to worry, we'll get it done, asswipe.
積極地態度一定會引導我們出去的，夥計 Well with that attitude we will come out, man.
我感覺很悶，加藤 I'm getting claustiphobic, Kato.
別急，讓我想想 Okay, let me think.
-哦，不，我快窒息了 -聽著，聽著 -Oh, no. I can't breath. -Listen, listen.
我們被活埋了，我們徹底被活埋了 We're buried, we are totally buried.
沒事，別慌 Okay, okay.
你幹嘛？ What are you doing?
不成鬼，便成人 I am killing us, or saving us.
哇，哇，導彈發射就緒 這是你的計劃？ Whoa, whoa, missiles armed. That's your plan?
你會把我們炸到天上的，加藤 You're going to blow us up, Kato.
這可不是個好計劃，取消發射，夥計 That's not a good plan, disarm them, man.
我們可以走了麼？ Shall we part?
幫我節省點兒炸彈好麼 Would you save those bombs for me.
智利！ Chili!
他們殺了他，他們殺了智利！ They killed him. They killed Chili.
我們走 Lets fly.
快跑 Let's run.
這灌木叢裡有荊棘，停下來 There's thorns in these bushes. Stop.
這玩意兒沒瞄準器 This thing has no aim.
-真差勁 -你射不準怪誰 -That sucks. -You have no aim.
當心！ Watch!
什麼？ What?
我砸壞窗戶，你往裡面射擊 I smash window, you shoot in.
人不為己天誅地滅 Every man for himself.
沒門 No way.
去死！ DIE!
我操！ Shit!
你現在還會小看我麼？ So you're just going to ignore me now? Is that it?
你就像個小屁孩兒 Like a baby.
回家吃奶去吧 Go home and eat some baby food, maybe.
喝點兒牛奶 Drink some milk.
你怎麼說話不像小屁孩兒啊，“媽媽，咕咕” Why don't you talk like a baby. Mama, goo goo.
你個小屁孩兒 You baby.
哇哇，哇哇 Wahhh, wahhh.
小屁孩兒 Baby!
爆炸是那輛車所引起的 Somehow explosions was triggered from that vehicle.
-車輛徹底損毀但是 -你個J8雜種 -Destroying it but ... -Dick weed.
好吧，現在你也這樣叫我 Okay, you're calling me that too, now.
人們一直這樣叫我 都不新鮮了，好不？ I know people call me that. That's not a surprise to me, that's not a mystery, okay.
好吧，你一整天都在罵我 一直都這樣 Well, you say the real thing to me all day, every day.
這可不是搭檔之間說的話 It's not a partners word.
我們本來就不是搭檔 We are not partners.
我是英雄，你只是給我打雜的 I'm the hero, you're my sidekick.
這才是事實 That's what this is.
我是獨立人，你是小嘍囉 I'm Indie, you're Short Round.
我是西蒙...你是葛芳柯 Simon...Garfunkle.
我是史酷比...你是... Scooby...Do.
別再恬不知恥了好麼 沒有我，青蜂俠就是一坨屎 Stop fooling yourself. The Green Hornet is nothing without me.
是我 製作了瓦斯槍 I made the knock out gas.
我獨自一人 設計和製造了黑美人 I alone designed and build the Black Beauty.
我就一點兒忙都沒幫麼？ And I didn't help, at all?
-哦，彈射座椅？ -對啊 -How, ejector seats? -Exactly.
那玩意兒純屬扯蛋 What a great idea.
你之所以能成為青蜂俠 You may have started this Green Hornet thing.
完全因為你對你父親的厭惡 Because of how much you hated your father.
-你就是個自大狂 -我知道 -You're an egomaniac. -I know.
和你父親一個德性 Exactly like your father.
你就是個嫉妒的小可憐蟲 You are a jealous, pathetic little man.
-你行 -耶 -Fine. -Yeah.
你看看你和麗諾爾關係怎麼樣了？ You're doing great with Lenore.
你什麼意思？ What the hell does that mean?
啊，你不能少管閒事麼？ Ah, don't you walk away on that.
什麼？你和她有一腿了？ 我猜的沒錯吧 What? You're charming her pants off? That's what I'm suppose to believe.
不，你那手勢真淫蕩 No, that is a filthy gesture.
你知道我喜歡她 我居然信任了你，加藤 You know I like her. I confided in you, Kato.
我，我居然信任了你 I, I trusted you.
我告訴過你我喜歡她 I told you I liked her.
你對能動的東西都很喜歡吧？ You hit on everything that moves.
我很奇怪，你怎麼還沒喜歡我呢 I'm amazed, you haven't hit on me yet.
如果你還這樣跟我講話，加藤 If you keep talking like this, Kato.
我要揍扁你丫的 I'm going to beat the living shit out of you.
你知道我的厲害 Just so you know.
放馬過來啊 I like to see you try.
你就是個流氓痞子 You're a yuppie whimp,
我是個從小流浪 身無分文的武術大師 and I'm a martial arts expert who grew up penniless on the streets.
你身無J8 從小流浪 You grew up penis-less on the streets.
有趣 Funny.
英雄揍助手了 Heroes beat sidekicks.
-第一回合 -別這樣 -Period. -Don't do that.
-別這樣？別戳你 -我警告你 -Don't do what? Don't poke you. -I'm warning you.
好吧，我打完了，忘了這事兒 我們和好如初 Okay. I'm done, forget that stuff, so we can fix this.
好吧好吧，你是對的 Okay, okay you're right.
你是對的 我們好好談談 You're right. Let's talk.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你個狗娘養的，加藤 Sacked you like a bitch, Kato.
過來 Come here.
你喜歡這個麼，加藤，你喜歡麼？ You like that, Kato. You like that.
當你戲耍青蜂俠的時候，你會被蟄傷的 You get stung when playing with a Hornet.
哦，上帝 Oh, god.
現在是你要被蟄傷了 Now I'm the guy that hurt you.
有種你試試 I'd like to see you try.
我被蒙起來了 什麼都看不見 I can't see with this thing on.
你再敢碰她一下 You barely touched her.
我要碰你一下 I'll give you a touch.
好吧，讓我們... Okay, let's...
你爽夠了麼？ You end this?
你太頑固不化了 You are so stubborn.
-感覺怎麼樣，喜歡麼？ -不，我不喜歡 -How it feel, you don't like it? -No I don't like it.
-你喜歡 -不，我不喜歡，放開我 -You like it. -No, I don't like it, get off.
好的，我們可以結束了 Okay, now we can end this.
停下來，停下來，停下來 停，停，停，停！ Stop, just stop. Just stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
裡德！ Reid!
等等 Wait.
救命 Help.
自己爬上岸 Get out of the pool.
滾出我的地盤兒 Get off my property.
永遠都別回來 Never come back.
救命 Help.
我，不會游泳 I, can't swim.
求求你...裡德 Please....Reid.
麗諾爾，是我 Lenore, it's me.
是我，加藤 It's me, Kato.
-你他媽幹嘛？ -這一拳是因為你對布裡特的欺騙 -What the hell? -That's for whatever lie you told Britt.
他說我是個大醜女 然後就把我炒了魷魚 He called me a skank and was mean to me, and then he fired me.
遲早被這白痴害死（中文）
智利是名令人傾佩的勇士 Chili was a fine warrior.
他活得有榮譽，有尊嚴 He was a man of honor and dignity.
我們必須向他致敬 We must show our respect.
我保證要血債血償 I'm will assure him blood.
波沛，去吧 Popeye, go forth.
去散布這些消息 Take these words and spread them.
懸賞一百萬美金 The bounty of one million dollars.
捉拿青蜂俠 The prey, The Green Hornet.
活要見人 Dead, if possible.
死要見屍 Alive, if necessary.
我不管他們要去哪 他們會做掉誰 I don't care where they have to go, or who they have to do.
我一定要拿下青蜂俠的人頭 I want the head of The Green Hornet,
就今晚 and I want it tonight.
是的 Yes.
所有人，搜索青蜂俠 Everybody, chase the Hornet.
-我們要死屍 -好的 -We want him dead. -Right.
我想要了...你的命 I want to ... on your own life.
戴面具的傢伙 The Masked one.
-殺了穿綠色的傢伙，耶 -上 -Kill green, yeah. -Go.
-殺了戴面具的傢伙 -用喇叭喊 -Kill the masked one. -Get on the horn.
-好的，我馬上就去 -Alright I'll do it.
-青蜂俠，戴面具的 -一百萬美金 -This Green Hornet, got a mask on. -One million dollars.
-明白 -很好 -Got it. -Right.
（都在議論如何抓到青蜂俠） (All talking on getting The Green Hornet.)
你沒能殺掉青蜂俠，波沛 You failed to kill me the Hornet, Popeye.
我警告過你 I warned you about this.
你已經把事件徹底地激化 到了極點 You heightened this thing to a point where it had to reach some kind of climax.
好吧，你看吧 Well, here it is.
我希望你能及時覺醒 別給我添麻煩 I hope you realize now, you should stay out of my way.
別再插手這份報紙 Never run this paper.
昨晚整座城市發生了慘烈的一幕 所有身穿綠色服裝的人 A gruesome scene last night as bodies were found all across the city. Everyone of them wearing green clothing.
幫我連線斯坎倫檢察官的辦公室，謝謝 D. A. Scanlon's office, please.
受害者們唯一的共同點就是著裝打扮 The victims were unfamiliar, and it seems their only connection was in fact their choice of attire.
出於安全措施考慮，警方建議市民... As a safety precaution, police are advising citizens...
盡量不要穿綠色的服裝 以免被犯罪分子誤認為是目標 to avoid wearing the color green. So as not to be unwittingly targeted.
這是我的錯 這就是我利用報紙所做的一切 This is my fault. This is what I did with this newspaper.
那又怎樣，至少你努力了 令尊的在天英靈會理解你的 So what. At least you tried. Your Dad would have understood that.
聽好，運營一家報紙公司是很辛苦的 Look, running a newspaper must be difficult.
我意思是，就像進行重新選舉活動 如坐針氈 I mean, if it's anything like running a re-election campaign. It's got to be a pain in the ass.
很不幸，我覺得，呃... Fortunately I think, uh...
我們可以活得輕鬆一些 think we make each other's life easier.
-怎麼做到？ -任何事情都有兩面性 -How? -Well there are two sides to every story.
是啊 我意思是，有些群眾他們誇大地認為 Right. I mean, there's some people, they see an event.
這起事件是個龐大的犯罪活動，你懂的 And they interpret it as this crime war, you know.
其他人看待這起事件 只是當做很小的孤立的事情 Other people see the same incident and the interpreter it as a small isolated event.
-是啊 -我想，我能... -Yeah. -I guess, I could...
幫你決定 help you decide.
這些事件的曝光度 How these incidents are exposed.
當然，以群眾的利益為出發點 In the public interest, of course.
如果我們的合作能促使我事業成功 Now if this collaboration leads to ascertain my position.
我將會保證給你豐厚的回報 Well I will insure that you enjoy compensation in return.
什麼類型的回報？ What kind of compensation?
弗拉克，你是說... Frank, are you...
你是說讓我幫你做假新聞？ are you like saying you want me to slight up the news for you?
幫你重新競選，是這個意思麼？ For your re-election. Is that what this is?
我認為你需要我的幫助 I thought you needed my help.
我們，互利互助 We, help each other out.
我們都能發達 So that we can both get ahead.
這是雙贏的 This is mutually beneficial.
OK，我明白了 Okay, I get it now.
你以前找過我父親，被拒絕了 你覺得你能搞定我 You went to my Dad, he rejected your offer. And you feel you can just push me around.
這是你的意思？這是你的想法？ That's what this is? That's what you think?
不，我的意思是 你完全高估了你父親的正直性 No, what I think is that you over value your Dad's integrity.
你給我立馬滾出我的辦公室 You get out of my office right this second.
這可能是你要找的東西 This might be what you're looking for.
謝謝 Thank you.
老闆 Boss.
你在這兒幹嘛呢？ 夥計們都在等著你呢 What are you doing up here? All the guys were waiting for you.
過來 Come here.
我正在思考 I've been doing some thinking.
我得到了一個啟示 And I had a revelation.
那就是，我確實 What, I'm obsolete.
已經落後於時代的潮流 I'm a dinosaur.
不是我不嚇人什麼的 Not in the scary way, in the extinct way.
是該做出改變的時候了 And it's time for changes.
你知道麼，是該獲得一些...領導魅力的時候了 You know, it's time for me to gain some.....charisma.
你說什麼我聽不懂啊 I have no idea what you're talking about.
-什麼？ -哈哈，我正在講述一個主旨 -What? -Ha, ha. I'm talking about a motif.
一個主題 A theme.
一張面具 A mask.
也許外加炫酷的披肩 Perhaps a stylish cape.
我正在談論“查德諾夫斯基”之死 以及“布拉德（血）諾夫斯基”的重生 I'm talking about the death of 'Chudnofsky' and the rebirth of 'Bloodnofsky'.
你覺得呢？ What do you say?
-說實話？ -當然 -Honestly? -Yeah.
我覺得這是我聽過的最傻×的東西 I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
為什麼傻×？ Why is that stupid?
一點兒都不傻× That's not stupid.
-就是很傻 -布拉德-諾夫-斯基 -Yes it is. -Blood-nof-sky.
我...我要穿紅色的衣服 I...I was going to wear red.
鮮血般的顏色，懂麼？ For blood, get it?
這很嚇人 That's scary.
還很酷 And cool.
聽好了 Get this.
“面具或血的紅色，將是你看到的最後的顏色” "Be it my mask or blood, red will be the last color you'll ever see".
當我殺人之前 我會告訴他們 I say that to people when I kill them.
青蜂俠殺死了智利 The Green Hornet killed Chili.
我也少了顆眼球 I am minus an eyeball, here.
你不能告訴你手下 你已經喪失了血腥的理智了 You can't go and tell these guys that. They'll think you lost your bloody mind.
我感覺你得了更年期綜合症了 I think you're having a midlife crisis here.
說實話，你開始嚇著我了 Seriously, you're starting to scare me.
想知道一個秘密嗎？ Want to know a secret?
我要嚇著我自己了 I'm starting to scare myself.
先生們 Gentlemen.
布拉德諾夫斯基的統治 從今晚開始 The reign of Bloodnofsky starts tonight.
嘿 Hey.
-滾出去！ -對不起 -Get out of here! -I'm sorry,
你幹什麼，不是認真的吧？ What are you doing, seriously.
聽著，請你聽我說 Look, please. Just listen to me.
加藤對我們說謊了，OK Kato lied about us, okay.
你應該在炒了我之前 就先知先覺的 You should have found that out before you just go and fire me.
-你們沒發生什麼？ -沒有 -Nothing happened? -No.
哦，感謝上帝，我就知道 我就知道你們沒發生什麼 Oh thank god. I knew it, I knew nothing happened.
那個敗類 That ass.
他說你和他做了 He said you did this.
什麼？做了什麼？ What, what is that?
-我不知道，但我知道那是個謊言 -真噁心 -I don't know, but I knew it was a lie. -That's disgusting.
確實噁心，但這並不是我來的目的，聽著 我要你回來繼續為我工作 It's gross. That's not why I'm here, look. I need you to come back and work for me.
你讓我做什麼我就做什麼，我會給你加雙倍薪水 I'll do whatever you want, I'll double your salary.
求求你，“近衛日報”上刊登的東西？ Please, things at the Sentinel?
並不是事實 Not what they seem.
當斯坎倫第一次競選的時候 我父親就不再刊登嚴重犯罪的新聞了 As soon as Scanlon started running for election, my father stopped printing news about hard crime.
我父親把斯坎倫這條狗捧成了神 He was making Scanlon look good.
而我，必須撥亂反正 And I, I have to make it right.
而我意識到，如果我想做好這件事 And I realized that if I want to do what's best.
為了這個世界 “近衛日報”就必須負責 For this world, that the Daily Sentinel is the most responsible way to do that.
但問題是 Now here's the problem.
我對新聞業一無所知 I don't know anything about journalism
這才是事實 That's the truth.
我需要一個實乾家 I need somebody that does.
我需要一個我能信任的人 I need someone that I can trust with my life.
好麼？我需要的人就是你 我需要你 Just...okay? I need someone who is you. I need you.
你能幫幫我麼？ Will you please help me?
布裡特，我..呃 Britt, I..uh.
我知道，我知道 I know, I know.
哦天哪！ Oh my god!
你有病啊？ What is your problem?
-天啊！ -你幹嘛這樣對待我？ -God! -Why did you do that to me?
你剛才居然要親我 Because you tried to kiss me.
耶，我們慢慢培養感情 Yeah, we were going to make out.
不，我們不會的 No we weren't.
好吧我想我欠你一個道歉 Well then I guess I owe you an apology.
-因為我誤解了你 -像往常一樣 -'Cause I misread that. -As usual.
OK，聽好了 Okay, look.
我很抱歉，我沒有打算要吻你 I'm sorry, I didn't plan on kissing you.
我想說的是 你能回來繼續為我工作麼？ When I said all that I mean it. Will you come back and work for me, please?
-美女求你了 -加雙倍薪水 -Pretty please. -Double my salary.
我需要一個停車位 And I want a parking spot.
你居然沒有停車位？ You don't have a parking spot?
-沒有 -哇嗚，太差勁了 -No. -Wow, that sucks.
如果你膽敢再 色迷迷地盯著我的屁股看的話 And if you ever so much as look at my ass again.
我都看不到你的屁股 I can't even see your ass.
我一定會告你性騷擾 明白了麼？ I will sue you for sexual harassment. Do you understand?
擁抱一個？ Hugs?
擁抱一下吧，好麼？ Where's the hugs at, ya all?
*履歷：功夫大師、武器設計師、戴面具的義務警員*
*介紹人：詹姆斯·裡德（已故）、布裡特·裡德（傻×）*
-這裡是布裡特·裡德的辦公室 -我是弗蘭克·斯坎倫 -Britt Reid's office. -Frank Scanlon.
哦，別掛斷 Oh, please hold.
斯坎倫檢察官 D.A. Scanlon
-真的？ -是的 -Really? -Yes.
-你好 -嘿布裡特，我是斯坎倫 -Hello. -Hey Britt, it's Scanlon.
呃，聽著 Uh, listen.
我想我應該向你道歉 I think I owe you an apology.
我損失慘重 Too much blood in the gutter.
你贏了，我們來瓜分L.A.城吧（洛杉磯城） You win. Let's split L.A.
你占L.來我占A. You get the L. I get the A.
我們分享金錢和生意 That means we share the gold and the work.
*金錢指的是？*
今天就一百萬美金 One million dollars for today.
嗯，我想你誤解我了 Um, I think you misunderstood where I was coming from, there.
我想澄清一些事實 I'd just like a chance to clarify some things.
事實已經很明了了，斯坎倫 Things are pretty clear, Scanlon.
我送你三個字 操！你！媽！ I got three words for you. Suck it you dick face.
你要告訴他，你想見他 這是新聞業，拜託 You're gonna tell him you want to meet him. This is journalism, okay.
如果你想當一個調查記者 那麼你的任務就是去調查 You want to be an investigative report, what you have to do is investigate.
-告訴他你想去見他 -你好？ -Tell him that you want to meet him, -Hello?
好的，你是對的，好的 Okay, your right, okay.
看我的 Watch this.
*好的，我們哪裡見面？*
我剛才開玩笑的，你別介意 我們坐下來好好談談吧 I was joking. Uh, yeah, uh why don't we get together and just talk about things.
這是個很好的主意，對吧？ That's probably a good idea, okay?
我們在一家叫做 “Gonpachi Hibachi”的小飯店見面吧 Why don't we meet up for dinner, a little place called 'Gonpachi'.
這小餐廳在“La Cienega”路上 八點半左右的時候見 Hibachi, a nice little place on La Cienega drive, around 8:30.
“La Cienega”，八點半 La Cienega, 8:30.
*我們要你殺了布裡特*
布裡特！ Britt!
-嘿，弗蘭克 -嗨，布裡特 -Hey, Frank. -Hi, Britt.
-很高興見到你 -我來杯奶昔，你要點兒什麼？ -Good to see you. -I'm having a sake, what are you having?
耶，我也來點兒奶昔吧 Yeah, I'll have some sake, sure.
好吧，你能來我很高興，布裡特 Well, thanks for coming, Britt.
應該的 No problem.
查德諾夫斯基先生 Mr. Chudnofsky.
布拉德諾夫斯基 布拉德-諾夫斯基 Bloodnofsky. Blood-nofsky.
我委任的是青蜂俠 I commissioned The Green Hornet.
你只是他的司機 You're the chauffeur.
-搭檔 -青蜂俠在哪兒？ -Partner. -Where's the Hornet?
就在那兒 Right there.
哇，我們只雇來“半個隊伍” Whoa, we only get half of the team?
誰能相信你這“半個隊伍”也很給力？ Who says you're the good half?
裡德在哪？ Where's Reid?
猜猜 Guess.
哦 Oh.
你們誰敢動一下的話 Any of you move.
誰就死定了 You're dead.
我來這兒實際上是為了得到你的寬恕，布裡特 I'm not actually here for forgiveness, Britt.
這你媽...我有點兒糊塗 What the hell. I don't understand.
是啊，你什麼都不懂 所以讓我來簡單解釋一下 Yeah, you understand nothing. So I'm going to explain it you very simply.
如果你讀到任何關於 惡性犯罪事件的報道 If you ever come across any article regarding a major crime?
一個叫做本傑明·查德諾夫斯基的人 A man named Benjamin Chudnofsky.
或者其他任何會讓群眾認為 Or anything that makes this city think,
我沒有履行職責維護安定的報道 that I'm not the fine line protecting the light from the darkness.
你應該先交給我審查 You're going to bring it to me.
你應該先交給我審查 You're going to bring it to me,
由我來告訴你 這篇報道是否能在你的傻×報紙上刊印 and I'm going to tell you whether it's okay for you to print in your stupid little newspaper.
這就是我和你父親幹過的勾當 That's how I did it with your dad.
你也要繼承父業，繼續和我幹這個勾當 And that's how you and I are going to do it.
斯坎倫，你意思是說你要自己捏造新聞？ Scanlon, you're saying you want me to let you write the news?
終於 Finally.
你終於開竅了 You understand.
是啊，我終於開竅了 Yep, I understand all right.
我只明白了一件事情 Here's one I understand.
兒子，你被我耍了 That you son, just got played.
被播放器耍了 By a player.
錄音設備，USB Recording device, USB.
不，別搶，這是我的 No, you can't have it. It's mine.
你個大傻× You stupid schmuck.
我抓住你的“要害”了，斯坎倫 I got you by the balls, Scanlon.
我真是經營報紙的天才 I run a newspaper, genius.
這將是明天的頭條新聞 This is going on the front page tomorrow.
-哦耶，我必須說，你做得很絕 -你應該說 我做得太絕了 -Oh yeah. I got to say that's kind of impressed with this. -You should say it was impressive.
但這並不會給你帶來任何好處 But it's not going to do you any good.
你能把我怎麼樣？ 你想在大庭廣眾之下殺了我？ How could it not do me any good? Are you going to kill me in the middle of this restaurant?
-是的 -什麼？你要殺了我？ -Yes. -What, you're going to murder me?
是的 就像我殺了你父親一樣 Yeah. Like I murdered your father.
什麼？我父親不是被謀殺的 What's that, my Dad was not murdered.
他，他因為蟄傷過敏才死的 He, he died from a bee sting.
不，不，你父親是因為外毒素注射過多而死 No, no. Your father died from an overdose of epitoxin.
外毒素很容易在蜜蜂的刺上找到 Most commonly found in a bee sting.
正巧，你父親因為外毒素過敏而死 In which he also happened to be allergic to.
布裡特，全市的外毒素使用... Britt, that epitoxin,...
由我一人掌管 was administered by me.
我操！ Shit!
想想，布裡特 Think Britt.
你能想通的，兒子 You can figure this out, my son.
你很聰明 You're brilliant.
我受精了 I am so stunned.
就是那樣，思考 That's right, think.
-慢慢來 -OK -Slowly.. -Okay.
兩年前，斯坎倫準備競選地方檢察官一職 Two years ago Scanlon decides to run for D.A.
他宣言，他會讓社會安定 He goes on the platform that he's cleaning up the street of L.A.
這就是在扯蛋 Which is impossible.
因此，他控制媒體，大事化小 So, he asks the media to slight the news.
-你像其他人一樣，被檢察官收買了麼？ -沒有 -And you go along with it, like everyone else? -No.
我，我拒絕了 I, I refused.
之後他...我操，他做了什麼？ So he...shit what does he do?
之後斯坎倫進一步墮落 他和犯罪分子定下契約 So Scanlon decides to go really dirty, he makes a pact with a criminal.
查德諾夫斯基殺了記者 沃比...沃托利？ Chudnofsky kills the reporter Verbi,...Vertolli?
“我不願意再看到手下犧牲 所以我不再報道犯罪事件” I didn't want anymore bloodshed. So I stopped reporting on crime.
“說實話，這份報紙近年來 在質量和野心方面都有下滑” To be honest in the last few years, this paper has dipped in quality and ambition.
現在，斯坎倫事業一步登天 Now, Scanlon can hold up his part of the deal,
牢牢控制住媒體 of keeping the media under control and...
查德諾夫斯基也更加肆意妄為 Chudnofsky can do whatever he wants.
但是查德諾夫斯基的野心不可低估 But Chudnofsky had a different plan.
他企圖控制洛杉磯的所有幫派 He wanted to take over all the gangs of L.A.
所以當時你想放棄報紙公司 So that's when you decided to cut the strings.
“我不敢直視鏡子中的自己” I couldn't look myself in the mirror.
“我討厭自己那天早上對你說的所有話，布裡特” I hated every word I said to you that morning, Britt.
所以父親你重拾舊業，再次報道犯罪事件 So you start reporting on crime again.
那時斯坎倫事跡敗露 除非能重新輓回局面 And now Scanlon is a dead man unless he proves he's still under control.
斯坎倫沒有其他選擇 他秘密約見了父親大人你 He has no choice but to organize a secret meeting with you.
然後他親手把你殺了 And he kills you himself.
最後的最後，你站在了正義的一面，父親 In the end, you stood up for what's right, Dad.
我也會站在正義的一面 Now I have to do the same.
我看到你這個傻× 剛才5分鐘裡表情很複雜啊 I can see by that stupid expression you've got on your face for the past five minutes,
你把所有線索都理清了吧 That you're trying to piece this together.
這已經是徒勞了 But it's no good.
你要被青蜂俠殺了 You're about to killed by the, Green Hornet.
什麼？ What?
他是青蜂俠的助手 It's the Green Hornet's sidekick.
他是持槍的 He's got a gun.
威~武~斬草除根！ Bluff! Bluff! Eradicate.
在你下手之前，我想告訴你我很抱歉 Before you do this, I want you to know I'm sorry.
我對所做的所有事感到抱歉 I'm sorry for everything.
我原諒你 I forgive you.
嘿，不是我，射他，傻× Hey, not me. Him stupid.
很迷惑吧，應該的 Confused, you should be.
-快走，快走 -我們走 -Go, go. -Let's go..
我們死定了 We're goners.
你知道戲弄青蜂俠下場麼？ You know what happen when you fool with a hornet?
-不知道 -你要被蟄死了 -No. -You get stung.
哦，我操！ Oh, shit.
看見了麼，兩個槍管 See, the bad guys.
走，走！ Go, go!
-發什麼什麼？ -快上車 -What the hell happened? -Get in the car.
-他應該殺布裡特·裡德的，他怎麼射我了？ -上他媽的車！ -He was suppose to kill Britt Reid, he's shooting at me. -Get in the vehicle.
你還好麼？ Are you okay?
-布裡特？ -耶，我很好 -Britt? -Yeah, I'm fine.
我的套裝在這裡 My outfit's back here.
布裡特·裡德才是青蜂俠 Britt Reid is the Green Hornet.
耶我明白了，你雇傭青蜂俠去殺他自己 Yeah I know. You hired a guy to kill himself.
布裡特·裡德把我和他的談話 用“壽司”形狀的USB錄音設備全錄下來了 Britt Reid recorded the whole conversation on some Sushi drive USB.
-我們甩不了他 -我們並不是在甩他們，我們在追他 -We can't loose him. -We're not loosing him, we're following him.
加藤，謝謝你夥計 你太棒了，謝謝你 Kato, thank you buddy. You were so good, thank you.
-真的麼？ -是的.. -Really? -Yes..
-開會你家？ -不 -Your house? -No.
我想到個主意，加藤 Here's the deal, Kato.
我們把這個U盤帶到“近衛日報” 斯坎倫的犯罪證據全在裡面 We've got to get this flash drive to the Sentinel. It's got Scanlon spilling-the-beans on it.
我們把錄音發到網上 We're going to put it on the net.
這正是我父親所希望的 It's what my father would have wanted.
你現在喜歡你爸爸了？ You like your father, now?
是的，你瞧他一點兒也不“懦弱” Yes, you see he wasn't a dick after all.
好吧，他“懦弱”過一陣子 Well, he was a dick.
但我們確實錯怪他了 Just not really how we thought he was.
最後，他不是個懦夫...他是個“同性戀” 啊...用詞不當，一會兒再解釋，好麼？ At the end he wasn't a dick...it's called gay. I'll explain later, okay.
我現在內心真糾結啊，加藤 It's a lot of conflicting emotions, Kato.
坐穩了，加藤 Let's roll, Reid.
有一件事，加藤，說實話 我一直和嫉妒你 Here's the thing, Kato. Honestly, I've been jealous of you the entire time.
-你太強悍了 -我知道 -You're awesome. -I know.
-你親手造了一輛車 -我知道 -You built this whole car. -I know.
你精通空手道 You know karate.
-你太迷人了 -謝謝 -You're charming. -Thank you.
這些傢伙真有組織紀律性 These guys are amazingly well organized.
右邊兒補上 Backups on the side.
-該你了 -保持警惕 -Orders. -Put your guard on, here.
另一邊兒 The other side.
該你了！ Your turn!
哦我操！ Oh shit.
甩掉他們了 We lost them.
-把他們甩了...甩了 -耶 -He's gone. ...He's gone. -Yeah.
我日，他又回來了 Damn, he's back.
你開玩笑的吧 You gotta be kidding me.
這些傢伙真不賴啊 These guys are good.
往那邊兒開 那邊兒，那邊兒 Over there. Over there, over there.
我喘口氣 I got moment.
喘口氣 Moment to this.
我們過不去的 We're not going to make it.
哇...我們穿過去了 Waa...yeah we're going to make it.
那真是把大槍 That's a very big gun.
加藤，小心 Kato, be careful.
-你來掌握方向盤 -什麼？ -Take the wheel. -What?
-你來掌握方向盤 -我不會開著玩意兒 -Take the wheel. -I can't drive this thing.
你可以開的 Yes you can.
雙截棍？這是我的主意 Nun chucks, that was my idea.
嘿，你要幹嘛？ Hey, hey where you going?
你要幹嘛？ 你上去幹嘛？ What are you doing now? What are you doing up there?
我操！操！ Shit, shit!
加藤，上帝啊 我不會操作這些玩意兒 Kato, Jesus. I don't know what anything does.
咋不用英文寫呢？ Why didn't you do this in English?
-靠近一點（中文） -怎麼不用英文講 -(Speaks Chinese) -Why don't you say it in English.
-不，先生 -按那個鍵 -No, sir. -It's out there.
-掛起左邊那個 -我本來就準備... -Hang one left. -I'm just ready to ...
我很抱歉，我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
關掉它 Turn it off.
-我不知道該做什麼 -關掉 -I don't know what to do. -Turn off.
我會關掉它的 I'll just stop it.
啊，我關掉了 Ah, I stopped it.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-噴射泡沫 -嘿，別這樣 -Shoot foam -Hey, it's okay.
下次別碰任何東西 Next time, don't touch anything.
加藤，看著 Kato, look.
我們到了 We made it.
加藤，我們成功了 Kato, we made it.
-耶 -耶！ -Yeah. -Yeah!
-我操 -耶，太酷了 -I can't. -Yeah, that's cool.
哦，我們要被擰成麻花了 Oh, we're screwed.
快來！快點兒 Come on! Hurry up.
啊，哎呀 Ah, whoops.
-優盤掉下去了？...我操！ -是的 -Did you drop it?... Shit! -Yes.
你去撿優盤，我掩護 You get it. I'll cover you.
祝我們好運 Wish me luck.
祝你好運 Good luck.
親愛的青蜂俠，我的面具，抑或你的鮮血 Dear Hornet, Be it my mask, or your blood.
紅色將是你最後... Red will be the last...
布裡特·裡德，射他 Britt Reid, fire.
上！ 抓住他 Go! Get him.
讓我射他 Let me shoot him.
哦，不 Oh, no.
SHOOT TO KILL！（矮人火槍手？） Shoot to kill.
你借了一張防毒面具？ You brought a gas mask.
-當然我借了張防毒面具 -只有你一份兒？ -Of course I brought a gas mask. -Just for yourself.
那邊兒 There!
你們在射紙呢？ Are you hitting the paper?
在那邊 Over here.
這有點兒迷眼 This fog's up.
那邊兒 There.
加藤 Kato!
我們快逃出去 Get us out of here.
哈，我對毒氣免疫 Hah, I'm ungassable.
這實在是太危險了 That was incredibly dangerous.
我要在電梯那裡下車 我要坐電梯上去 Drop me off at the elevators. I'll take it from here.
不，我們一起去 No, we stay together.
嘿，坐到前座 Hey, get in the front seat.
快點兒，快點兒 Quick, quick.
10加杤10樓 Tenth floor, tenth floor.
不能更糟了，不能更糟了，還有導彈麼？ What's the worse, what's the worse, missiles?
剩下4枚導彈，青蜂俠氣槍？ Four missiles left. Hornet gun?
-沒問題 -機槍也沒問題 -Check. -Machine guns, check.
還能開麼？ Does it drive?
前輪驅動 Front wheel drive.
嘿，從這裡滾出去 Hey, get out of here.
OK，我就在這裡下車 Okay, you can let me out of here.
火箭炮，有個傢伙端著火箭炮 Bazooka. Guy with a bazooka.
導彈 Missile.
發射 Fire.
重裝彈藥 Reload.
加藤，他們在這兒 Kato, they're here.
你去當記者，我操翻他們 Go be a journalist, I'll kick ass.
這邊兒，這邊兒！ There, there!
啊，我操！ Aw, shit!
請給力 Come on.
OK，快好了 Okay, I'm there.
給我一分鐘，這小屁孩的破事兒全世界就... One minute and this baby is going to all over the wo...
開...開...開機！ Star...star...start up!
耶！ Yeah!
你看見他了麼？ Do you see him?
我啥都看不見 I can't see anything.
*U盤是空的* *沒有記錄任何數據*
哦，我太愚蠢了！ Oh, I'm so stupid!
好的，裡德 All right, Reid.
把東西交給我 Hand over the thing.
你想要？ 去拿呀 You want it? Go get it.
在哪兒？ 在哪兒？ Where is it? Where is it!
我是布拉德諾夫斯基 I am Bloodnofsky.
我已經殺了成千上萬的人 我要繼續瘋狂、超神殺戮下去 I've killed a thousand before, and I'll kill a thousand more.
現在 在死亡面前顫抖吧 Now tremble before your death.
面具抑或血的紅色 將是你看到的最後的顏色 For be it my mask, or be it your blood. Red will be the last color you ever see.
布裡特 Britt.
布裡特！ Britt!
嘿！你無路可走了，斯坎倫 Hey! End of the road, Scanlon.
好的，好的 Okay, okay.
讓我們冷靜下來 Let's just calm down.
把“壽司”優盤遞過來 Hand over the sushi.
呃，對，遞過來 Um, yeah, hand it over.
我們可以商量一下 We can talk about this.
趴在地上 On the ground now.
-他們是青蜂俠，射他們 -趴在地上 -It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him. -Get on the ground.
射他們！ Shoot him!
快點兒，快點兒 Quick, quick.
我是地方檢察官斯坎倫 I'm District Attorney Mike Scanlon.
他們是青蜂俠 That is the Green Hornet.
加藤，我不行了 Kato, I screwed up.
斯坎倫要逃走了，無罪釋放 Scanlon's going to get away, scott free.
不，他不會的 No he's not.
哇！哇哇！ Ow! Whoa!
我了個操！ Holy shit.
彈射座椅 Ejector seats.
你還真製作了 You actually built them.
是個不錯的主意 It was a good idea.
哇嗚 Wow.
這真是太嚇人了 This is really scary
青蜂俠與幫派之間展開的生死飆車追逐 A brutal high speed chase between the Green Hornet,
最終飆到“近衛日報”報社 and rival gang members has led to the Daily Sentinel
-我打過電話了 -路上殘留一大堆報廢車輛 -I called it. -leaving a trail of demolished cars,
以及報廢的大卡車 and trucks in their path.
我們編個藉口，就說要去參加化裝派對 Here's the story. We're on our way to a costume party.
好啊 Okay.
我們必須把服裝給脫了 We gotta get out of our suits.
我們到底他媽去哪兒？ Where the hell are we going to go?
沒人知道為何地方檢察官... No one knows why the District Attorney..
不，停下來！ 停，停！ No, stop! Stop, stop!
麗諾爾！ Lenore!
你們這些傢伙怎麼知道我的名字？ How do you guys know my name?
-是我們 -加藤 -It's us. -Kato.
是我，哈？ It's me, huh?
你們這些混蛋！ You assholes!
混蛋 You assholes.
幹嘛打扮得像犯罪分子？ What the hell are you doing dressed as criminals?
-你們就是犯罪分子，我的老天 -不，我們不是 -You're criminals my god. -No we're not.
我們懲惡揚善 We're helping people.
你們自己就是青蜂俠 幹嘛還讓我做關於青蜂俠的研究 Why did you ask me to do research on the Green Hornet, when you are the Green Hornet?
我們不知道該幹嘛 We don't know what we're doing.
我們需要你的幫助，你不明白麼？ 你是幕後主謀 We need you to help us, don't you see. You're the mastermind.
什麼？ What?
我們是警察 快開門 This is the police. Please open up.
不要出賣我們 我們只是在幫助弱小，不要這樣 Please don't tell on us. We were trying to be good people. Don't do this.
-仔細考慮一下 -閉嘴！ -Think about it. -Shut up!
你好，警官，我能幫你什麼？ Hello officer, can I help you?
我們正在尋找兩個戴面具的人 We're looking for two masked men.
-你看到他們了嗎？ -耶，當然 -You seen anything? -Yeah, of course.
-真的麼？ -是啊，新聞上一直在放他們 -Really? -Yeah, they're all over the news.
-一直都放他們 -好吧 -All the time. -All right.
如果遇到可疑人員，立即向警方報警 Well please report anything suspicious.
當然 Absolutely.
你這個無情的混賬東西 You heartless stupid assholes.
你吻了他！ You kiss him.
不要吻我 Don't kiss me.
你吻了我 You kiss me.
我們以後再討論這事兒，好麼 We'll figure this out later, come on.
)All talking at once
我才沒吻他 I don't kissed him.
-我們沒接吻 -我中彈了 -We don't kiss. -I have a bullet in me.
你們兩個大男人接吻 太難以理解了 You know I didn't kiss. You guys like kissing. I don't see why.
我肩膀裡有一顆子彈 I've been shot in the shoulder.
好吧，去醫院唄 Well then go to the hospital.
不！沒看見麼 No! Don't you see.
警察知道青蜂俠肩部中彈了 The police knows the Green Hornet was shot in the shoulder.
如果我去醫院的話，他們會知道我就是青蜂俠 If I go to the hospital they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.
你真的中彈了，喲 Yeah you've been shot, eww.
我需要一些工具 一根壓舌板和一把小刀 Here's what I need. I need a spatula to bite down on and a knife.
你用小刀把子彈從肉裡挖出來 You gotta dig this bullet out of my meat.
去做吧！ Do it!
我很冷 I'm cold.
子彈打得很深 It's deep inside me.
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
-壓舌板 -啊，OK，OK -Spatula. -Ah, okay, okay.
-確定這個消毒過了？ -什麼？ -Make sure it's sterilized. -What?
先消毒，我可不想化膿 Sterilize it. Please I don't want to get gangrene.
-穩住，兄弟（中文） -Xiong Di？對，永遠做兄弟 -Play it safe, xiongd? -Xiongd? xiongd?forever.
-好的，好的，準備好了 -上帝，讓我看看 -Okay, okay ready. -God, let me see.
OK，等等，快點兒，就從這開始 Okay just wait, just hurry, just start there.
太疼了，好吧，我忍不了 It hurts, okay I can't do it.
還是帶我去醫院吧 Take me to the hospital.
閉嘴！ Shut up!
嘿聽著，如果我是幕後主謀的話 讓我安靜一下 Hey look, if I'm the mastermind of all this, just let me have a second of silence.
我想想辦法，好麼？ So I can figure this out, okay?
幾小時之前，青蜂俠 和他的犯罪分子黨羽 Mere hours ago the Green Hornet and a group of his criminal underlings,
對這座大樓發動了猛烈的進攻 launched a horrendous attack on this building.
這場混戰奪去了斯坎倫檢察官的性命 That claimed the life of District Attorney Frank Scanlon.
這很不幸，但是 這確是事實 It's unfortunate but, you know, that's what happens.
“近衛日報”大廈將會重建 The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.
在這個新的起點 我任命麥克·阿克斯福德為新一任主編 And to start that off, I am naming Mike Axford the new Editor in chief.
麥克是個好淫，他直言進諫 Mike's a great guy he's comfortable telling me off.
因此，他是這個職位的最佳人選 So, he's the perfect man for the job.
我們，必須重振近衛日報昔日雄風 完成父親遺願 Weeee, have to get this paper back to the ideals that my father started it on.
我要讓父親感到驕傲 I want to make him proud.
並且，我要讓整座城市，都為“近衛日報”感到驕傲 And I hope to make this city proud of the Daily Sentinel.
達到前所未有的新高度 Like never before.
青蜂俠向你致意 The Green Hornet sends his regards.
射的真準，他射了我的肩膀 Direct hit, he got my shoulder.
嘿，青蜂俠 Hey, The Green Hornet.
-把他送到醫院 -他肩部中槍了，我們必須立刻把他送往醫院 -Get him to the hospital. -He's shot in the shoulder. We have to get him to the hospital right away.
成功了 It worked.
哇唔 Ow.
加藤！加藤！
我們有一項神秘任務
我們今晚要做的事情非常神聖
這才是最重要的任務
我們走，加藤