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好的 Yup.
甜心 动作快点 我们就要关门了 Make it quick, honey. We're closing.
呃 这我可不能接受 Well, this is unacceptable.
我可是昨天就预订了 Because I booked it yesterday.
是的 一小时谭雅服务的"日落狂欢"按摩 Yes, a one-hour sunset bliss massage with Tanya.
不行 就要谭雅 No, it has to be Tanya.
我要知道这家银行是安全的 I need to know that this bank is secure.
相信我吧 我已经给好多家银行升级过了 Just trust me. I've upgraded dozens of banks.
- 会做好的 - 我要的不是还好 我要的是保证 - it'll be fine. - I don't need fine. I need guarantees.
戈登 那我就跟你保证 Gordon, you've got them.
这只是一个安全升级 又不是世界末日 It's a security upgrade, not the end of the world.
凯特林 我发誓 要是他再让我加班 害我错过"熟女镇"(美剧)的话 I swear, Kaitlin, if he keeps me late again and I miss Cougar Town,
我就要把这个地方烧个稀巴烂 I am gonna burn this place to the ground.
哦 知道了 亲爱的 每个人都有计划的 Oh, I hear you, hon. We've all got plans.
沙利文先生 总是很高兴能见到你 Mr. Sullivan, it's always a pleasure to see you.
听着 我在一个月前就预订了这次按摩 Look, I scheduled this massage a month ago.
不行 我就要谭雅 她的手就像小钻机一样 No, I need Tanya. Her hands are like little jackhammers
呃 我还有谁可以选呢? Well, who can I get?
乔纳森? 呃 他的手劲大么? Jonathan? Well, does he have strong hands?
喂! Hello!
哦! 到姐这里来 Ooh! Come to mama.
嗯 嗯 嗯 呃 哦 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, oh.
混蛋 Son of a bitch.
- 先生 请问您要办什么业务? - 换100美元零钱 - How may I help you today, sir? - Change for a hundred.
没问题 您要怎么换? Absolutely. How would you like it broken?
7个5分硬币 31个25分硬币 919个1角硬币 Seven nickels, 31 quarters and 919 dimes.
什么? What?
哦 你提醒得对 一角硬币太多了 Oh, you're right, that's too many dimes.
我要换107个5分硬币 I'm gonna do 107 nickels,
839个1角硬币 29个25分硬币 839 dimes, 29 quarters
和7个5角硬币 谢谢 and seven half-dollar pieces, please.
那是智利吗? Is that Chile?
是巴西 Brazil.
你知道吗? 我应该不会用5角硬币的 You know what? I'm never gonna use the half-dollar pieces.
可以给我101个5分硬币 157个25分硬币和557个1角硬币吗? Can I get 101 nickels, 157 quarters and 557 dimes, please?
- 你在开玩笑吧? - 不 我只是喜欢硬币而已 - Is this a joke? - No. I just have this thing for coins.
我喜欢它们的重量和大小 喜欢听它们在我口袋里叮当作响 I like their weight, I like their size, I like the way they jingle in my pocket.
- 这挺怪的 - 什么挺怪? - That's kind of weird. - What is?
你提到的数字 101 157 557 它们都是质数 The numbers you mentioned, 101, 157, 557. They're all prime numbers.
以前从没有人注意到过那一点 No one's ever noticed that before.
我每天都和数字打交道 I work with numbers all day.
你经常心算吗? You do that in your head?
是的 在数学上有点天分 Yes. Good trick at math parties.
- 我相信 - 你叫什么名字? - I bet. - What's your name?
- 我叫凯特林 - 凯特林 我叫特里普 - Kaitlin. - Kaitlin. I am Tripp.
- 很高兴认识你 - 哦 嗨 我们其实不怎么 呃 - It's very nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, we don't actually, um,
- 和客户握手 - 哦 好吧 - shake hands with customers. - Oh, right.
手机信号干扰器启动 Cell phone scramblers live.
你什么时候结婚? When are you getting married?
你怎么知道我要结婚了? How do you know I'm getting married?
哦 我的结婚礼物 Oh, my wedding gifts.
这钻石可够大的 你要和杰斯(美国歌手)还是哪个名人结婚啊? That's also quite a rock. Are you marrying Jay-Z or somebody?
我未婚夫条件是还可以 My fiancé's well off, yes.
还可以? 他们两天后要在文莱结婚 Well off? They're getting married in Brunei in two days.
我的丈夫连时时乐(西餐厅)都不肯带我去 My husband won't even take me to the Sizzler.
哦 他很有钱嘛 那他幸福吗? Oh, he's rich. But is he happy?
我们在一起非常幸福 你这么问真是太友善了 We're extremely happy. How kind of you to ask.
达里恩话筒测试 Check Darrien.
温斯坦话筒测试 Check Weinstein.
加特斯话筒测试 Check Gates.
好了 我们开始行动 给武器上膛 All right, we're live. Go weapons hot.
是 Yeah.
把门打开 上 用遥控器打开它 Breach the door. Go on, hit it with the clicker.
快 快 快! Go, go, go!
一 二 三 四 五 六 And one, two, three, four, five, six
再来一个 七 and one makes seven.
您还有什么其他业务要办理吗 先生? Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?
不用了 没有了 谢谢你 No, I'm good. Thank you.
感谢选择信贷国际银行 祝您今天愉快 Thanks for choosing Credit International. Have a great day.
- 你有东西响了 - 什么? 哦 - You're beeping. - What? Oh.
是的 提醒我该吃药了 Yes, it reminds me to take my meds.
- 附近有药房么? - 向北走两个街区 - Pharmacy around here? - Two blocks up.
很高兴见到你 凯特林 Very nice meeting you, Kaitlin.
很高兴见到你 特里普 祝你一切顺利 Nice to meet you, too, Tripp. Good luck with your whole thing.
- 你们要被抢劫了 - 什么? - You're about to be robbed. - Huh?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
抢劫! This is a robbery!
你们他妈的在这里干什么? What the fuck do you think you're doing here?
老弟 这看起来像什么? 我们抢银行啊 What's it look like, man? We robbing the bank.
是的 都用上枪了还不明显吗? Yeah, ain't it sort of obvious with the guns and everything?
不行 这是我们的活 赶紧滚开 No. This is our job. Stand down.
我可没在外面的招牌上看到你的名字 I ain't see your name on the sign out there.
除非你叫信贷国际 Unless your name is Credit.
你知道吗 现在的确有不少父母给孩子取这些稀奇古怪的名字... And, you know, given all the weird names parents give their kids these days...
警报器没用 The alarm isn't working.
手机也没信号 No cell phone reception either.
- 我们怎么办? - 按原计划行动 - What do we do? - Proceed as planned.
停止安全升级 Stop the security update.
如果我不重启系统的话 整个银行都会被锁住的 If I don't let the system reboot, the whole bank will lock down.
我们知道 照我们的话做 不然我就崩了你 We know that. Just do it or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.
别着急 孩子 没有必要... Now hold on, son. There's no...
- 快点照做! - 好吧 - Do it! - Okay.
给你们三秒钟离开 不然我就开火了 You have exactly three seconds to stand down or you will be fired upon!
伙计 算了吧 还是出去吧 外面有不少自动取款机呢 Come on, dude, let's get out of here. There's lots of other ATMs.
- 一... - 数到二 就开火 - One... - On two, start banging away.
我听到了 I heard that.
二 Two,
三 three.
此时不动 更待何时 兄弟! It's now or never, bro!
- 他不行了 - 快蹲下来 - He's not gonna make it. - Get down.
- 内部广播是什么键? - 你说什么? - What do you push for the intercom? - What?
喂? 喂喂? Hello? Hello?
喂喂? 听着 我知道你们正在一场枪战中 Hello? Look, I know you're in the middle of a gunfight,
但是有个旁观者已经被击中了 but a bystander's been hit.
我只是想确认他没事 好吧 我现在要出来了 I just wanna check to make sure he's okay. Okay, I'm coming out.
不要开枪! Don't shoot!
出来了! 不要开枪 Coming out! Don't shoot.
- 我有很好的射击位置 - 大伙都有 先退下 - I've got a clean shot. - So does everyone. Just stand down.
先等等 好吗? Just wait. Okay?
- 以前你遇到过这种事吗? - 谁会遇到啊 - This ever happen to you before? - Hell no.
他死了 He's dead.
听着 有时候在乱战下会发生这种事情 Look, sometimes that happens in these crossfire situations.
不要小题大做 好吗? Don't make a big production out of it, okay?
你们来这里是为了抢保险库 是吗? You're here for the vault, right?
他到底是什么人? Who the fuck is this guy?
你们刚才说是要去抢自动取款机的? And you guys said something about going after the ATMs?
也许 Maybe.
那 为什么会起冲突呢? So, then what's the problem?
你真的建议我们抢同一所银行吗? Are you seriously suggesting that we rob the same bank?
当然 有何不可的? Yeah. Why not?
只要假装这是两家不同的银行就行了 Just pretend it's two different banks.
这人疯了 This guy's nuts.
不要告诉我你真的在考虑这件事 Don't even tell me you're considering it.
听着 我不想在档案上再加几条谋杀罪 Look, I rather not add any more murders to my rap sheet.
我靠 他们中有人穿着短裤来抢银行 我们得杀了他们 For fuck's sake, one of them wore shorts to a bank robbery. We gotta kill them.
我不清楚 你怎么想的 老哥? I don't know. What do you think, old man?
达里恩 我赞成你说的 我杀人够多了 I'm with you, D. I've had my fill of killing.
那我们揣着枪还有什么用? 我靠 我就想杀了这帮混蛋! Why the fuck are we even carrying guns? Come on, I wanna shoot the motherfuckers!
枪是用来挟持人质的 这一直是计划的一部分 The guns are for taking hostages. That was always part of the plan.
现在我们只是多了两个人质而已 我没说错吧 迪? Now we just have two more hostages. Am I right, D?
那么我们的计划是什么? So what's our plan?
如果他们想要一起抢银行 我们就合作 If they wanna rob the bank together, we rob the bank together.
如果他们想杀了我们 我们就先杀了他们 If they wanna kill us, we kill them first.
好主意 Cool plan.
好了 听好 All right, listen up.
我们去抢保险库 We're gonna take the vault.
你们两个笨蛋想抢自动取款机 随便 You two idiots want the ATMs, that's fine.
只要别妨碍我们行动就行 Just stay the fuck out of our way.
没问题 城里人 就这么定了 You got it, big city. Rooty-tooty.
你娘的肯定是在开玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
现在怎么办? 我们该怎么做? 他想干吗? What now? What are we supposed to do? What does he want?
你们两个 能不能... You two, could you...
他要我们走过去吗? Does he want us to come over?
没关系的 It's okay.
你们过来 You, come here.
盯着他 Watch him.
等我们一会 Give us a sec.
- 你要来吗? - 滚你妹的 - You want to come? - Fuck off.
把枪放下 把枪放下 Put the guns down. Put the guns down.
没事了 过来吧 All right, come here.
我们来自我介绍吧 冤家宜解不宜结 Let's introduce ourselves. There's no reason why we can't be friends.
我是"花生酱" 他是"水果冻" I'm Peanut Butter. And this here's Jelly.
这不是我们的真名 Those ain't our real names.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
我们想取个很配的名字 We wanted something that goes good together,
可惜已经有人取了"牛奶"和"饼干" and Milk 'N Cookies was already taken.
你他娘的在开玩笑吧 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
我要所有人质都到这里集中! I want all the hostages out here now!
好了 所有人 交出手机 传呼机 任何能和外界联系的东西 All right, everybody. Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things.
任何有开关的东西 Anything with an on/off switch.
是的 还有枪 当然了 Yeah. And guns, obviously.
感谢你作为一个垃圾银行保安 Thank you for being a terrible bank guard.
嗨 哥们 我要离开这里 Hey, guys, I gotta get out of here.
你当然想离开 你现在是个人质了 Of course you gotta get out of here. You're a fucking hostage.
进去吧你! Get in there!
听着 闭上嘴 什么都别碰 Hey. Shut up and don't touch anything.
- 离这该死的门远点 - 我能不能... - Get away from the fucking door. - Can I...
- 别靠近门 - 好吧! - Stay away from the door. - All right!
请不要在厕所里杀我 Please don't kill me on the toilet.
天啊 真他娘的臭 Jesus Christ. It smells like an arsehole factory in here.
你应该为自己感到羞愧 老兄 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mate.
这帮人真是太牛了 These guys are awesome.
职业选手啊 兄弟 Major league, baby.
作为银行的代表 我感到十分抱歉 Obviously on behalf of the bank, I'm just terribly sorry.
好了 让我补充一下 我们感到十分抱歉 Okay, let me just amend that. We're terribly sorry.
- 雷克斯 别这样 - 嗨 大家好 我叫雷克斯纽鲍尔 - Rex, please. - Hey, everybody, I'm Rex Newbauer.
我在贷款部工作 我们很幸运 I'm a loan officer. And we're in luck.
本人是经认证的抢劫案后顾问 Certified post-robbery counselor.
我给超过75个银行抢劫案的幸存者做过顾问 I've counseled over 75 bank-robbery survivors.
我们会活着出去的 兄弟姐妹们 We're gonna make it here, gang.
现在 我们的当务之急是成为一个合作团队 Now, our primary objective is to become a cohesive unit.
先生 有什么我可以帮你的吗? Sir, may I help you, please?
我们的当务之急是从这里活着出去 Our primary goal is to get out of here alive.
好吧 作为一个深知标准银行抢劫案流程的专家... Okay, well as an expert in standard bank robbery procedure...
这次的抢劫案一点也不标准 There's nothing standard about this bank robbery.
我们这里同时发生了两起劫案还有具尸体 We have two heists going on at the same time with a dead body,
基本上让我可以确定这些劫匪会 which basically guarantees that the bank robbers
冲进来把我们都杀了 are gonna come in here and kill us all.
- 你说什么? - 不要告诉我那些 兄弟 - What? - Don't tell me that, man.
这都是鬼话 我才不想死 That's some bullshit. I don't wanna die.
大伙 请镇定下来! People, let's stay calm!
好 这家银行在清晨5点准时开门 Okay. Now, this bank opens at 5:00 a.m.
在那之前我和我的兄弟们早就逃之夭夭了 By that time my colleagues and I will be long gone.
你们都被锁在这里 听明白了吗? You're all locked in here, okay?
所以说 即使你们能够逃出厨房 So, even if you were to get out of this kitchen,
你们也逃不出这家银行 you can't get out of the bank.
所以坐下来闭上嘴 So sit down and shut up.
如果我们中有人要频繁上厕所怎么办啊? What if one of us has a condition that requires us to use the bathroom a lot?
没问题 会给你们上厕所的时间 别想着逃出去 Yes, there will be bathroom breaks. You will not try to escape.
别想着和银行外的任何人联系 You will not try to contact anyone outside of the bank.
别发出噪声 You will not make noise.
搞什么 手表闹钟? 你几岁了啊 六年级? Really, a watch alarm? What are you, like, in the sixth grade?
它每个小时都会响 提醒我吃药 It just goes off every hour. It reminds me to take my meds,
但不幸的是药吃光了 which unfortunately I'm out of,
- 除非有人带了德巴金(作用于中枢神经) - 我带了阿普唑仑 - unless anybody has any Depakene. - I have Xanax.
我带了安定和奥美拉唑 I got Ativan and Prilosec.
- 我有点利他林 - 我可能有一些百忧解 - I've got a couple of Ritalin. - I might have a few Prozac.
- 我有阿得拉和内舒拿 - 你们在开玩笑吗? - I take Adderall and Nasonex. - Are you kidding me?
闭上你们的嘴! 我刚说了不许讲话! Shut the fuck up! I just said no talking!
- 出什么事了? - 我们简直碰上了奥普拉的读书俱乐部了 - What's going on? - We got Oprah's Book Club in here.
嘿 你想干掉谁吗? Hey, you want me to fuck someone up?
不用了 我能搞定 你搞定所有的照相机 手机和电脑了吗? No, we're good. Did you hit the cameras, phones and computers?
当然了 你确定不用我来干掉谁吗? Yeah. You sure you don't want me to fuck someone up?
不用 我刚说了没关系 去把信号干扰器拿来 Yeah, I just said I didn't. Go get the Scrambler.
好的 All right.
天啊 那个口音真是太傻逼了 Jesus Christ, that accent is ridiculous.
在咱们开始之前 Before we get started,
咱们先去看看他们怎么干的吧 let's check on the other guys.
在几分钟内我就要开始点焊条了 I'm about to start on the torch in a few minutes.
确保开定时锁的钻机准备好了 Make sure the time-lock rig is ready.
这东西真是太牛了 This Shit is SO dope.
我靠这是? What the fuck?
嗨 没事的 兄弟 Hey, no problem, man.
我们只是进来看看你们的玩意 你们真是太专业了 兄弟 We just come in to peep at your toys. You is so pimp, man.
- 你看到我的脸了吗? - 什么? 没有 - Did you see my face? - What? No.
你到底有没有看到我的脸? Did you see my fucking face?
没 我们真没看到你的脸 No, we ain't seen your face.
嘿 嘿 老实点 不要对我撒谎 Hey, hey, admit it. Don't lie to me.
你看到了我的脸 对吧? You saw my face, right?
我有可能看到了你的脸 I might've seen your face.
哦 该死! Oh, God damn it!
- 好吧 我也看到了 - 很帅的一张脸 - Yeah, I seen it, too. - A very attractive face.
快他妈闭嘴! 该死! Shut the fuck up! God damn it!
你们知道吗? 你们两个混蛋就像俩小鬼头 You know what? You two motherfuckers are like children.
你们比我家小鬼还要没脑子 You know, you're worse than my kids.
你们根本不知道自己在做什么 You do not know what you're doing.
你们之前抢过银行吗? Have you ever even robbed a bank before?
- 抢了一堆了啊 - 是啊 - Like dozens. - Yeah.
我们刚刚在迪比克市 和卡拉汉兄弟刚刚干完一票 We just pulled this job with the Callahan Brothers in Dubuque.
- 那次可真是... - 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 - Now that was... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
你他妈在说什么啊 伙计? 瞧 这正是我要说的 What the fuck are you doing, man? See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
别告诉我你们以前干过的活儿 Don't tell me about the other jobs you pulled.
别告诉我你们和谁一起干的活儿 Don't tell me about the people you pulled them with.
别他妈抢个银行 连他妈的面具都不带 Don't rob a motherfucking bank without a motherfucking mask.
拜托 伙计们 就好比罪犯基本原则 Come on, guys, that's like, uh, Criminal 101.
就比如说你的纹身 It's like your tattoos, for instance.
- 哦 你喜欢吗? - 给你开个眼 - Oh. You like them? - Check this out.
你可以试着捆住我 可你就是捆不住 You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold.
哦 他没看懂 再做一次 Oh, he didn't get it. Do it again.
不用 不用 哇哦 不用了 相信我 我看懂了 No. No, no, no. Wow. No, believe me, I get it.
我想 我得慢慢跟你们俩说 I think I need to speak slower to you two.
通常 罪犯努力把他们独特的 Generally, criminals try and minimize
体貌特征减少到最少 their distinctive qualities.
那样作案之后 他们就不会被认出来了 拜托 伙计们 你们搞什么啊? So that they can't be identified afterwards. Come on, guys, what the fuck?
你可以试着捆住我 但你就是捆不住 You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold.
他妈的给我滚远点 你们俩个 都他妈的滚出去 Get the fuck away from me. Both of you. Get the fuck out of here.
趁我还没有给你们来几枪 赶紧他妈的滚出去 Get the fuck out of here before I put a bullet in both your asses.
我们这就走 We're going.
你们俩个脑残 You stupid motherfuckers.
我知道 如果你们今晚不回家的话 Now, I know some of you have husbands and wives
会有丈夫老婆孩子的担心你们 that are gonna panic when you don't come home tonight,
所以我让你们每个人打一个电话 so we're gonna give you each one phone call.
你们要告诉他们 You will tell your certain someone
你们今天晚上要住朋友家了 that you're spending the night at a friend's house,
而且你们要说得毫无破绽 不然 我就把你们的下半身打烂 and you will be convincing or I will blow your genitals off.
谁先来? Who wants to go first?
你吗? 你怎么样? 不用? You? How about you? No?
好吧 那个领带特别难看的 Okay, you with the ugly tie.
喂 亲爱的? Hello, darling?
第二个搞定了 马上弄第三个 Number two is toast. Three is up.
我们比计划晚了49分钟了 49分钟 We're 49 minutes behind schedule. Four-nine.
收到 Copy that
亲娘嘞 Mother-roo.
好吧 你知道我一般买的都是那种蓝色的货 对吧? All right, now you know how I usually get the blue stuff, right?
但是这个 它在搞特卖 But this, this was on sale.
我就喜欢你的节俭 I love how thrifty you are.
确保万一 我们也许应该读一下说明 Maybe we ought to read the directions just to be sure.
这是什么啊 韩文吗? What is that, Korean?
不是 实际上这是中文 你看啊 No, actually, now that's Chinese, see,
因为中文是象形文字 'cause Chinese is a pictogram alphabet.
是吗? 不管了 炸药就是炸药 Is it? Well, explosives is explosives.
我呃 今晚不能去 I, um, am not gonna come
机场了 真不好意思啊 to the airport tonight. I am really sorry.
我妈妈病了 我要陪着她 也许我们可以明天再去 My mother is sick and I'm gonna stay with her, and maybe we can go tomorrow.
我爱你 拜拜 And I love you. Goodbye.
- 我没有什么人可以打 - 没人? 这太可惜了 - I don't have anybody to call. - Nobody? That's really sad.
开玩笑的 滚一边去吧 Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
这群是我看到过的最可怜的人质了 This is the most pathetic group of hostages I've ever seen.
- 好了 给我坐好闭嘴 - 坐好闭嘴 - All right, sit down and shut up. - Sit down and shut up.
- 我刚刚说过了 - 我只是强调一下你的话 - I just said that. - I was just reinforcing your message.
和我推测的一样 Well, as I predicted,
他们没有杀了我们 they didn't kill us.
- 特里普? 是叫特里普吗? - 嗯哼 - Tripp? Is it Tripp? - Mmm-hmm.
刚才吓唬我们全部都会死 现在要道个歉吗? Would you like to apologise for scaring us all half to death?
他们为什么不杀了我们? Why didn't they kill us?
他们为什么一定要杀了我们? Why do they have to kill us?
他们已经杀人 注定要坐牢了 为什么不杀光所有的目击者呢? They're gonna go down for murder already. Why not kill all the witnesses?
都是一样的罪名 老实说 是我的话就会这么做 It's the same charge. Frankly, that's what I would do.
或许他们都觉得另外一帮人会下手 Well, maybe each gang thinks that the other one did it
所以他们都不用杀了我们 and so they don't have to kill us.
他可是故意被杀掉的 He was deliberately shot.
我们查清楚是谁下的手 还有他杀杰克海耶斯的原因之前 Until we figure out who he is and why he killed Jack Hayes,
我们都不安全 we're all totally fucked.
- 你怎么知道他名字的? - 驾照 - How do you know his name? - Driver's license.
你偷一个死人的钱包? You stole a dead man's wallet?
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
我们进去了 加特斯 到你了 We're in. Gates, you're up.
老天啊 Jesus Christ.
还记得以前 一把枪一个纸袋就去抢劫的日子吗? Remember when you just needed a gun and a brown paper bag?
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
你有线索了吗? Do you see a clue?
没有 我还是不知道他是做什么的 No. I still don't know what he does for a living.
没名片 他的信用卡 还有... There's no business card. His credit cards and...
对了 你看啊 That's it, look.
威士卡 花旗的卡 但没有信贷国际的卡 Visa, Citibank, but no Credit International card.
- 所以呢? - 所以 - So? - So,
如果杰克海耶斯没这里账户的话 他为什么要来这儿? why was Jack Hayes in this bank if he had no business here?
也许他想开个新账户 Maybe he was opening up a new account.
见鬼 Damn it.
我们回想一下 戈登和电脑男在银行主机边上 Let's see. Gordon and the computer guy were over by the mainframe.
马奇在她柜台上数钱 Madge was at her station counting money.
变态保安站在门边 The creepy security guard was standing by the door,
偷偷瞄瑞士小姐 checking out the Swiss Miss,
而她则坐在贷款工作人员的桌子前 who was sitting at the loan officer’s desk.
凯特林站在她柜台里面 Kaitlin was at her station.
而杰克海耶斯是在... And Jack Hayes was...
不对 杰克海耶斯没有在开户 No. Jack Hayes wasn't opening up a new account.
他在支票台那里闲逛 He was loitering at the cheque-writing counter.
如果他来开户的话 If he was opening up a new account,
他应该直接来找银行工作人员 he would've gone straight to one of the bank officers.
那他在做什么呢? Then what was he doing here?
我不知道 I have no idea.
嘿 Hey.
你们呼气都呼到我身上了 You are totally breathing on me.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
哎 特里普 Hello, Tripp.
- 你在干什么? - 我在找逃出去的路 - What are you doing? - I'm looking for a way out.
你没听到 他们说这么做会杀了我们吗? Did you not hear the part where they said they would kill us?
你怎么还没习惯你的戒指? How come you haven't had your ring fitted?
- 你说什么? - 你订婚多久了? - Excuse me? - How long you been engaged?
大多数女人会立马就知道答案的 Most women would know the answer right away.
为什么你要嫁给马克斯? Why are you marrying Max?
你甚至都不认识他 You don't even know him.
我知道他很有钱 我知道他不能满足 I know that he's rich. I know that he can't match
你对冒险的渴望 不能理解你的幽默感 your hunger for adventure or your sense of humour
甚至他不了解你性感的美 and doesn't understand you sexually.
- 她告诉过我 马克斯自己熨他的牛仔裤 - 马奇! - She told me Max irons his jeans. - Madge!
她在这里已经工作两个月了 可我从来没见到过他 She's worked here two months already and I've never met him.
- 你们猜怎么着? 我受够了 - 你猜怎么着? - You know what? Enough. - You know what?
在你柜台前贴着四张照片 There are four photos taped to your teller station.
三张在巴西 所以你喜欢冒险 但是马克斯都不在照片里面 Three are of Brazil. You like adventure. But Max is not in any of them.
他穿着那种性感内裤 好吗 结果被严重晒伤了 He went with a banana hammock, okay, and got a bad sunburn.
他一天都只能待在屋子里 He stayed in that day.
第四张是你和马克斯站在他豪宅前面 Fourth one is of you and Max in front of his mansion.
你在豪宅下面毫不起眼 所以这告诉了我 比起这个男人 You look tiny compared to the house, which tells me you like the house
你更喜欢是他的豪宅 more than the man putting you in it.
- 敢问 你是谁啊? - 你身上最有趣的事情 - You know what? Who are you? - The most interesting thing about you
就是虽然你不需要钱 但是你还是在这里工作 is that you still work here, even though you don't need the money.
你是个独立的女人 我喜欢这点 You're an independent woman. I like that.
- 够直接 我就是这样的 - 不好意思 当我没吃药的时候 - Damn straight, I am. - I'm sorry. When I'm off my meds,
- 我不擅长... - 和人交际? - I'm not that good with... - People?
尤其是那种我想骗上床的人 Especially ones I want to sleep with.
还有 我会口无遮拦 And I say things like that.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
嘿 嘿 疯子! Hey. Hey, asshole!
住手! 住手! Stop it! Stop it!
- 你要把我们都害死了! - 你能放手吗? - You're gonna get us all killed! - Would you let go?
- 住手! - 雷克斯 放开我的脚! - Stop it! - Rex, let go of my legs!
- 雷克斯 让他去吧 - 他会害死我们的! - Rex, let him go. - He's gonna get us all killed!
- 天啊 - 别在上面弄大动静啊 孩子 - God. - Just be quiet up there, son.
好的 All right.
嘿! Hey!
他们叫我清洁先生 They call me Mr. Clean.
你是哪里人啊? So where you from?
- 不会英语(没英语) - 是吗? - No English. - Yeah?
我从来没去过没英语 但我听说它就挨着没问题 I've never been to No English. I hear it's right next to No Problem.
有一股气流 There's a draught.
我这好了 I'm good.
下钱雨吧 宝贝 Make it rain, baby.
小心肝啊 Rooty-tooty.
亲娘啊 Mother-roo.
哦 真他妈见鬼了! Oh, fucking bollocks!
- 我们现在一定要杀了他们 好吗? - 冷静点 - We have got to kill them now, all right? - Just relax.
电脑还能用吗? Does the computer still work?
好吧 它还能用 Yeah, it still works.
好的 这让我们落后计划多长时间? All right, now how much time has that set us back?
大概一个小时的样子 要我说 别管保险库了 About an hour or so. I say we forget the vault.
我们就杀光那些小丑 抢个自动取款机得了 Let's just kill those muppets and do the ATMs.
- 这可是蓝领的活啊 - 这可是蓝领干的活啊 伙计 - That's blue collar. - That's blue collar, dude.
好吧 也行 但是我们还是要杀了他们 Fine, all right, but we still gotta kill them, all right,
就因为他们拖我们后腿了 because they're slowing us down.
让我朝他们脑门开一枪把 求你了 Put a bullet in their fucking brain. Please.
我们炸开自动取款机了吗? Did we blow the ATM?
天啊! 能看到你这张老脸真好啊! Jesus! Good to see your ugly face!
伙计 你刚刚承受了三包塑胶炸药的洗礼啊 Dude, you just ate three bricks of plastic explosives.
但是 我们炸开了自动取款机了吗? But did we blow the ATM?
我去瞧瞧 Let me look.
呃... Uh...
你想听好消息还是坏消息? You want the good news or the bad news?
好消息 Good news.
好消息就是 我们把门炸开了 The good news is we blew the door off.
坏消息就是 这些自动取款机 The bad news is, these ATMs got
有两扇门 two doors.
他妈的给我跪下! 跪下 跪下! On your fucking Knees! Go, go, go!
嘿 我都还没按下按钮 老兄 那玩意就爆炸了 Hey, I ain't even pulled the trigger, man. The thing just went off.
嘿 我不管 现在给我他妈的跪下! Hey, I don't care. Now on your fucking knees!
好吧 嗯... Okay, um...
- 脸朝前? - 脸朝前! - Face front? - Face front!
- 手放到头后面去 - 他妈的手放到头后面去 - Put your hands behind your head. - Hands on your fucking heads.
他们就要死了 伙计 不需要你再重复一遍我的话 They're about to die, dude. They probably don't need the echo.
你有什么想法吗 兄弟? You got any ideas, bro?
- 另一边见啦 朋友 - 就这些? - See you on the other side, dog. - That's it?
应该瞄准脑干 是吗? You're supposed to go for the brainstem, right?
好像会减少衍射什么的? It's like less diffraction or something?
- 嘿 伙计? - 什么事? - Hey, dude? - Yeah?
淡定点 Been cool.
好吧 超淡定 要死就跟你一起死 Yeah, totally cool. Wouldn't have done it with nobody else.
你看 老实说 这也许不是我们的强项 Look, maybe this isn't our strongest play, practically speaking.
操 温斯坦 你说过我们能杀掉他们的 Fuck, Weinstein, you said we could kill them.
告诉我开枪的位置就行 Now just show me the spot.
听着 下次你们要炸什么东西的时候 通知我们一声 Look, next time you guys are gonna blow something up, you let us know.
嘿 明白了 兄弟 Hey, you got it, bro.
我想亲自感谢一下你们的不杀之恩 And I just wanna thank you both personally for not killing us.
等一下 我们不做掉他们了? Hang on. We're not doing them now?
你他妈没脑子了吗! You old fucks have completely lost your heads!
你们这群人他妈的离开厨房干吗? What the fuck are you people doing out of the kitchen?
是啊 他们都看到我们了 伙计 我们必须杀光他们 Yeah, and they can fucking ID us now, man. We have to kill them all.
你打偏了 贱... 人! You missed, be-atch!
没有 他打中你了 兄弟 No, he got you, bro.
什么? 我听不见你 伙计! What? I can't hear you, boy!
- 你的耳朵! - 我的什么? - Your ear! - My what?
- 另外一只耳朵 - 是这只 - Other ear. - That's the one.
什么? What?
准备受死吧 你个打了鸡血的混蛋 Get ready to die, jism sucker.
好啊 开枪啊 打死他啊 开枪啊 动手啊 All right, go ahead, shoot him. Go ahead, do it.
- 我会的! - 动手啊 - I will! - Do it.
然后我马上干掉你 然后就可以一直冤冤相报了 Then I'll shoot you and this retarded cycle of violence can continue forever.
快点啊 蠢货 开枪啊 Go on, schmuck, do it.
你他妈在做什么 伙计? 你想让我吃枪子吗? What the fuck are you doing, man? Are you trying to get me shot?
别 别 "花生酱" 别开枪 No, no, Peanut Butter, don't shoot him.
我们还没坏到这种地步 伙计 We're better than that, man.
好吧 我们不玩了 我们退回去 Okay. Just gonna do a crawdaddy here and back off.
现在就退回去 Just backing on out.
加特斯 把人质带到楼上办公室里去 Gates, move the hostages into that office up there.
快去吧 Just do it.
你没事吧 甜心? You okay, sweet cookie?
我亲爱的小甜心? My sweet butter cookie?
天啊! - Jeez!
是你杀了杰克海耶斯吗? You killed Jack Hayes?
我靠 怎么会有个人质在和我说话? Why in the fuck is there a hostage talking to me?
有人谋杀了他 而且肯定会再杀人的 Somebody murdered him, and they're gonna kill again soon.
听着 你说的那个穿风衣的人 那不是我下的手 Look, you're talking about the guy in the windbreaker, it wasn't me.
我都没有角度对他动手 你他妈是怎么到这里来的? I didn't have an angle on him. How the fuck did you get out here?
- 谁有角度呢? - 快他妈滚出去 - Who had the angle? - Get the fuck out of here.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
- 你看着点人质 好吗? - 我们走! - Can you watch the hostages, please? - Let's go!
好吧! 冷静一下 你真的太紧张了 All right! Just calm down. You're really high-strung.
你需要点镇定剂 What you need is a sedative.
你脑子进水了吗? 我可是拿把枪顶在你脑子后面啊 What is wrong with you? I have a gun trained on the back of your head.
是的 Yes.
你们两个人在里面说什么呢? What were you guys talking about in there?
他想知道 我是不是觉得是你杀了那个穿风衣的 He wanted to know if I thought you killed the guy in the windbreaker jacket.
- 真的? - 是的 - Really? - Yes.
- 是你干的吗? - 不是 - Did you? - No.
- 我们是专业的 - 对啊 - We're pros. - Right.
如果是我们的人杀了那家伙 那你们这些人质也早就跟他一起去见阎王了 If one of our guys killed that guy, you hostages would all be as dead as him.
是啊 他还试着搞清楚 Right. He was also trying to figure out
为什么会有两伙儿银行劫匪同时来 why exactly two bank robberies went down at the same time.
- 什么? 你在开玩笑 - 没有 - What, are you joking? - No.
在晚上七点的时候 电脑男重启安保系统进行升级 At 7:00 p.m. the computer guy rebooted the entire security system to new protocols.
- 是的 - 整个安保系统 - Right. - The entire security system
会关闭近两分钟 was down for two minutes.
今晚只来了两伙儿劫匪才让我吃惊呢 I'm shocked there wasn't a dozen bank robbers in here tonight.
- 达里恩应该知道这事吧 - 呃哼 - Darrien should know that. - Uh-huh.
他知道这事 对吧? He does know that, doesn't he?
是你想从我这儿套情报呢吧 And you're just trying to get information out of me.
没错 Yeah.
那么是你杀的杰克海耶斯喽? So did you kill Jack Hayes?
知道吗 在我扣押人质的职业生涯里 You know, in all my years of taking hostages,
你是最讨人厌的一个了 you are by far the most annoying.
好好好 我错了 Right. Okay. I'm sorry.
进去吧 雨人(美国经典电影) Get in there, Rain Man.
嘿 电脑男 Hey, computer guy.
你之前只按10个按键 怎么就能给你老婆打电话啊? How come you only pressed 10 buttons when you called your wife before?
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
别人打电话都是按10个按键 When everyone else used the phone they pressed 10 buttons
然后再按"拨出"键 一共11个按键了 但是你只按了10个 and then they pressed Send. So that's 11 buttons. But you only pressed 10.
我什么数字都数着 好吗? I count everything, okay?
那么你为什么假装给你妻子打电话呢? So how come you pretended to call your wife?
因为你将安保系统关闭的时间出卖给了 Because you sold the information when the alarms would be down
其中一波劫匪 然后你贪心不足 to one of the criminals, and then you got greedy
之后你又卖了一次 这样就有双倍的钱 就会有两伙儿劫匪 and you sold it again. Double the cash, double the robbery.
所以你才没给你妻子打电话 That's why you didn't call your wife.
- 米切尔? - 想让我对他动粗吗? - Mitchell? - Want that I should rough him up?
好啊 就当警察来之前的演练好了 Yeah, it might be good practice for when the cops show up.
我们能用水刑(一种酷刑)吗? 我在探索频道看到过 Can we waterboard him? I saw how to do it on the Discovery Channel.
我只需要一个拖把和几把镊子 I just need a mop and some tweezers.
不不不 嘿 嘿 别这样 No, no, no, hey, hey, hold it.
的确 我是卖了关闭时间的情报 I did. I sold the downtime information.
- 什么? - 不过我对天发誓 我只卖了一次 - What? - But I swear to God, I only did it once.
好吧? 而且我甚至不知道卖给了谁 Okay? And I don't even know who to.
还有 我用传真把信息发出去 他们付给我现金 Yeah, I faxed the information. They paid me in cash.
你们一定要相信我 You've gotta believe me.
我们为什么要相信你? Why should we trust you?
没有原因 No reason.
但是我对天发誓 我真没想过要伤害任何人 But I swear to God, I never meant anybody to get hurt.
而且杰克海耶斯也不是我杀的 And I didn't kill Jack Hayes.
没人说是你杀的 Nobody said you did.
哦 老天呐 本来我们现在应该进去了 Oh, Jesus Christ, we should be in by now.
听着 老家伙 不管什么手段 如果你能用你70年代的办法 Listen, old man, if you wanna get out your stethoscope and bobby pins
用听诊器和发卡闯入这个保险库 就赶紧来 and break into this vault 1970s style, by all means, have at it.
否则的话 就闭上你的臭嘴 好吧? Otherwise, shut your fucking face, all right?
真他妈该死 Jesus fucking Christ.
来啊 伙计 Come on, baby.
是啊! 我真他妈的是个天才 Yes! I'm a fucking genius.
- 哦 真是太棒了 伙计 - 终于他妈的搞定了! - Oh, good job, my man. - The dog's fucking bollocks!
等等 往左 往左 Wait, pan left. Pan left.
这不对 That's not right.
这保险库的结构图说离合器只有5厘米 现在看来太厚了 该死! The vault specs said that the clutch was 5 centimeters. That's way thicker. Shit!
什么? 要用多长时间我们才能焊穿那里? What? How long is it gonna take to burn through that?
我不知道 一两个小时? I don't know. An hour or two?
- 分配给你的活儿 你都干成这德行? - 该死 - I mean, do all your jobs run this bad? - Shit.
现在我是不是还要担心 我们逃走的货车里有没有足够的燃油? I mean, do I have to worry if there's enough petrol in the getaway van?
看着我 混蛋 定时锁已经打开了 Look at me, fucko. We're past the time lock.
我们不再需要你了 We don't need you any more.
你在威胁我吗 你这个秃头的小犹太人? Are you threatening me, you bald little Jew?
- 嘿嘿嘿 放松! - 秃头的小犹太人为人类做的贡献比 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Relax! - Bald little Jews have done more for mankind
其他种族的人多多了! than any other kind of person, ever!
哪凉快滚哪去吧! So go fuck yourself!
嘿 去看看"花生酱"和"水果冻"吧 Hey, go check on Peanut Butter and Jelly.
确保他们没做什么蠢事 去啊! Make sure they're not doing anything retarded. Go!
- 去吧 - 该死 - Just go. - Shit.
放松 Relax.
歧视从来没有停止过 3000年来我们一直受他妈的歧视 It never ends. Three thousand years we've been taking this shit.
是的 我知道伙计 我知道 Yeah, I know, man, I know.
我是说 我又没像大多数犹太人一样去做会计或者喜剧剧作家 I mean, it's not like I'm an accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy.
老天呐 我他妈的就是一个抢银行的 I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christ's sake.
你知道抢银行的有多少犹太人吗? You know how many Jewish bank robbers there are?
- 不多 - 是很少! - Not many. - Not very many!
可是看到抢银行的犹太人 他们还是只会想到百吉饼 And even in this work environment, all they see is bagels
面包圈和高盛银行之类的 and shmear and Goldman Sachs.
听着 我们要焊穿那个离合器 好吧 Look, we're gonna burn through the clutch, all right.
那只不过是多花一点时间而已 It's just gonna take a little bit more time.
我不知道 迪 I don't know, D.
我们总说情报有误的话 我们就得放弃计划 We always said that we would bail on any job if the intel sucked.
现在 这个保险库图纸有问题 Already the vault specs are shit.
我们也已经落后原定计划了 We're behind schedule.
再加上 我们三人中的兰斯洛特是个该死的神经病 Our number-three guy Lancelot is a fucking psycho.
大厅里还有俩乡巴佬 We got two hillbillies in the lobby
摆弄着武器级的塑胶炸弹 playing with weapons-grade plastic explosives.
还有他们都看到我们的脸了 Our faces are in the open.
10年前我们就应该金盆洗手的 Ten years ago, we would've bailed.
你知道我说得没错 You know I'm right.
10年前我们还没赶上经济衰退呢 Ten years ago we weren't in a recession.
该死的政府! Fucking bubble!
嘿嘿 听我说 再过几年我就要40岁了 Look, look, listen to me. I'm about to be 40 in a couple of years.
这在犯罪生涯中 就像80岁一样 That's like 80 in criminal years.
妈的 我现在就该退出这种游戏了 Shit, I should be out of the game by now.
但是 他妈的 我现在比任何时候都需要钱 But fuck, man, I need the money more than ever.
你知道我刚给我女儿买了牙齿矫正器吗? You know, I just got my little girl some fucking braces?
- 是吗? - 是的 是隐适美牌的 - Yeah? - Yeah, the Invisalign.
- 不会吧 - 真的 这可不是便宜的陶瓷那种 - No. - Yeah, not that cheap ceramic shit, either.
- 一个就九千美元啊 - 妈的! - Nine grand a pop. - Fuck!
可不是嘛 Yeah, tell me about it.
他们还叫我们罪犯 我们应该去做牙医啊 And they call us criminals. We should've been dentists.
- 我们应该去做牙医! - 你说得太对了 - We should've been dentists! - You're absolutely right.
除了... 呃 理论上讲我们应该做牙齿矫正医师 但是去他妈的 听着 Except, well, technically we'd be orthodontists. But fuck that. Listen.
带那些人质去上个厕所 好吗? Go and take the hostages on a bathroom break, all right?
我要开始弄离合器了 I'll start on the clutch.
听着 伙计 我们一定会渡过难关的 Look, man, we'll get through this.
行吗? 我们风风雨雨都过来了 All right? We always do.
好吗? All right?
好 我们把可塑炸药炸弹滑到那个门缝里 Okay, so, we're gonna slide this C-4 into that door crack there
然后把它炸开 and punch the door out.
- 就像开罐啤酒似的 - 没错 没错 - Like opening a beer can. - Yeah. Yeah.
你们俩恶棍是我见过的最差劲的劫匪了 Oh, you fucking mugs are the worst bank robbers I've ever seen.
- 你知道吗? - 什么? - Do you know that? - Yeah?
你知道吗 15分钟前你打掉了我的耳朵 You Know, you just blew my ear off like 15 minutes ago, so you'll pardon me
所以你说话 别怪我左耳进右耳出 if I just let your little comments go in one ear and out the other.
怎么了? What?
你只有一个耳朵啊 伙计 You only got one ear, bro.
这只是一种修辞 老兄 Hey, it's an expression, dude.
我真不敢相信你会站在他那边 I can't believe you're siding with him.
听着 我们不能让他离间我们 兄弟 Listen, we cannot let them divide us, man.
他们想拉低我们的排名呢 You know they just trying to lower our ranking.
哇哇哇 等等 等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
你们这些木偶们还有排名? You muppets are ranked?
那还用说 You bet your sweet ass.
当然了 先生 而且... 八成比你们排名要高 Yes, sir, we are. Higher than you, probably.
是吗? 要打赌吗? Oh, yeah? Do you wanna bet?
- 放马过来吧 - 是吗? - Bring it on. - Yeah?
我们走 Let's go.
看看我们在哪里呢 Let's see where we're at.
我不知道他们还会把排名放在网上 I did not know they posted the rankings on the Internets here.
嘿 "水果冻" 你还记得那个网站吗? Hey, Jelly, you remember that one website?
是的 我们玩过网上性虐 Yes. We got cyber-whipped.
- 你玩过网上性虐吗? - 没 从来没有 - You ever been cyber-whipped? - No, I have never been cyber-whipped.
整个经历我们的感受非常复杂 We got mixed feelings about the whole experience,
但是无聊的生活中 but in a humdrum life,
有满足幻想的机会你就要抓住 知道吗? you gotta take your fantasies where you can find them, you know?
- 有什么线索了吗? - 还没 我得离近点看看 - See any clues? - No, I need to get closer.
你打算怎么做? How are you gonna do that?
我正在想 I'm working on it.
你还好吗? You doing okay?
是的 我很好 很好 我很好 Yeah. I'm good. Fine. I'm good.
你怎么了 是注意力不足过动症之类的吗? What are you, like ADD or something?
不是 No.
你不必如此戒备啊 特里普 我们都有各自的问题 You don't have to be defensive, Tripp. We've all got our own stuff.
我也不是没事闲得就吃阿普唑仑(抗焦虑药物)啊 I'm not squirreling away Xanax for nothing.
那你为什么要吃阿普唑仑? Why are you taking Xanax?
呃 不知道 可能是因为婚前焦虑吧 Uh, I don't know. Pre-wedding jitters, I guess.
那是因为你觉得马克斯并不适合你 That's because you know Max is not right for you.
哦 没错 那当然啦 Oh, yes, right, of course.
肯定就是那样啊 那你吃什么药? That must be it. What do you take?
我有什么不吃的呢? What don't I take?
街边非法的还是正规处方药? Street or prescript?
哦 是处方 不要相信任何街边贩药的 Oh, prescription. Never trust anything from the street.
那你为什么吃药啊? What do you take it for?
好吧 你不想说就算了 All right, you don't have to tell me.
为了关掉电视 Shuts off the TVs.
嗯 真有趣 介意说清楚点吗? Hmm. Interesting. Care to elaborate?
我该怎么解释这个呢? How do I explain this?
我看过几百个医生 他们给我几百个诊断结果 I've seen hundreds of doctors and they've given me hundreds of diagnoses.
不吃药的话 我就像... Without my meds, it's like...
我就像... It's like
站在一堆电视机前面 I'm in front of a lot of TVs,
而它们放着不同的频道 they're all on different channels.
普通人只能关注一个频道 A normal person can focus on one.
我不得不同时关注所有的频道 I have to take in all of them at the same time.
你不能把电视关上吗? Can you turn them off?
不能 相信我 我也希望我能 我什么方法都试过了 No. I wish I could, believe me. I've tried everything.
一直换频道呢? Channel surf?
不行 No.
- 那够累的 - 是啊 - Drag. - Yes.
你知道人们怎么说吗? 正常就像洗衣机设定的洗衣周期一样没有特色 Well, you know what they say. Normal's just a cycle on the washing machine.
对那些疯子来说 正常人都是疯子 To the crazy person, the normal are insane.
看 这就是联邦调查局发布的银行劫匪的通缉榜 Right, this is the FBI's Most Wanted for banks.
头号通缉犯是维斯勒德伦 老兄 他可真被高估了 Number one, Vicellous Drum. Man, he's overrated.
我不这么认为啊 伙计 他有完美的逃脱记录 I don't know, bro. Perfect getaway record.
最高的单次平均抢劫金额 Highest take-per-heist ratio.
而且他的计划完美周详 就像自助餐必定吸引胖子一样万无一失 And his jobs is planned to a T. Run like fat people to the buffet.
是 我知道 我的意思是你看他在巴尔的摩干的一票 Yeah, I know, but I mean, look at that Baltimore job.
杀了20个人? 我知道 这太过分了 Twenty kills? That seems, you know, excessive.
- 带着几千万美元逃跑啊 - 没错 管他呢 往下看 - Walked away with eight figures. - Yeah, whatever. All right.
排第二的是米克奈隆和他的组员 And number two is Mick Nylon and his crew.
排第三的是亚历克西斯布勒克 对于女的来说 她是相当厉害了 And number three is Alexis Black and she's pretty good for a girl.
第十二的是达里恩和温斯坦 And there's Darrien and Weinstein at number 12.
他们被通缉超过15年了 Now, they've been at it for over 15 years,
所以他们比我积分高 so they have a lot more credits than me.
- 这里是我 68名... - 68啊 - And there's me, 68... - Sixty-eight.
那是在抢银行里面 但在网络诈骗上我可是排第四 ...in banks, but I'm 4 in cyber-grift.
嘿 那对你来说真不错啊 Hey! Good for you, there.
你知道吗? 我现在就可以走出去说我的耳朵是被 Hey, you know what? Now I can go around and I can say I got my ear shot off
全国排名第四的网络诈骗犯给打掉的 by the fourth-best cyber-grifter in the country.
- 是啊 你可以这么说 - 你还想打掉我的小手指吗? - Yeah, you could say that. - Hey, you wanna shoot my pinkie off?
你刚刚是不是打了我的胳膊? Did you just punch me in the arm?
他刚刚是不是打了我的胳膊? Did he just punch me in the arm?
好了好了 我们排在第几? Okay, now, where are we ranked?
- 快啊 - 好吧 - Come on. - All right.
我们第674? We're number 674?
他们大概没把我们刚刚跨国干的那票算进去吧 Well, they probably ain't took into account that international job we just pulled.
- 我们在温尼伯(加拿大城市)打劫了一家捷飞络(汽车保养公司) - 不 在这儿 - We hit a Jiffy Lube in Winnipeg. - No, it's here.
你们在萨吉诺(美国小镇)汽车抛锚 然后被抓住了 You got picked up in Saginaw after your car broke down.
对 发动机出问题了 Right. The engine gummed up.
什么 你打劫了捷飞络之后发动机就出问题了? What, your engine gummed up after robbing a fucking Jiffy Lube store?
你知道吗 我们倒没觉得有那么讽刺 You know, it's not that ironic to us.
哦 天啊 我把大家给害了 老兄 Oh, God. I broke the chain, man.
他们会杀了我的 老天保佑啊! They're gonna fucking kill me. Jesus God in heaven!
淡定 你可以先做污点证人 再进监狱 Relax. You can always turn state's evidence and go to jail.
什么? 你觉得那么做我会好受吗? What? Is that supposed to make me feel better?
呃 监狱没有那么差 Ah, the joint ain't so bad.
真的 那里不像大家想的 有那么多同性恋 Really, it's not as gay as everyone thinks.
你倒是有点危险 挺有可能被爆的 Well, for you it might be. You're pretty rapeable.
嘿 伙计 太恶心了! 嘿! 过来帮帮忙! Come on, man! Gross! Hey, a little help in here!
他们发现你是告密者了 是吗 麦切? They figure out you're the snitch, Mitch?
我们走 我们走 走吧 Let's go. Let's go. Move.
- 快走 - 好 - Come on. - Okay.
走吧 快出来 Go. Get out of here.
加特斯 你能替我带他们去厕所吗? Gates, will you cover the bathroom break?
我要给这家伙找点胃药 I gotta get this guy some Pepto.
哦 抱歉了 伙计们 我等会儿再来找你们 Oh, sorry, guys. I shall see you later.
把它们安好 然后把它们炸开 Set 'em up to knock 'em down.
好了吧 Okay.
嗯 Yeah.
想想你上一个爆炸是怎么弄的 Well, guess you did blow the last one.
好吧 你也把一个耳朵都奉献出去了 所以... Well, now, you also took one for the team with your ear and all, so...
我有主意了 I got an idea.
嘿 博诺! Hey, Bono!
我们借个人质来怎么样? What say we borrow one of the hostages?
他们有一半是我们的 对吧? They is half ours, ain't they?
你是想组个队啊还是什么呢 啊? You wanna pick teams or something? Eh?
- 靓妞是我的 - 亲娘勒 慢了一步 - The hottie. - Mother-roo.
好吧 那准靓妞就是我们的了 Okay, we'll take the sort of quasi-hottie.
噢 我倒觉得你靓妞中的靓妞 Oh, I think you're a full-on hottie.
好吧 我要 呃... All right, I'll take, uh...
得了吧 我要行长和怪胡子 Oh, fuck it, cue ball and creepy mustache with me.
黑人妞 疯子和同性恋归他们 Black chick, freak show and closet homosexual with them.
- 干嘛? - 我想上厕所 - What? - I need to go to the lavatory.
你不是刚尿了? 难道要再尿一次? Didn't you just piss? What, you gotta re-piss?
是你的小鸡鸡有毛病吗? What, is there something wrong with your willy?
不 我只是... 我... 我出了点状况 No, I just... I need... I have e bit of e condition.
好吧 该死 去吧 All right, fuck it, go on.
好吧 为了建立团队精神 Okay, now for the sake of team spirit,
- 我们起名叫"浣熊队" - "神秘闪电侠"! - we gonna be called the Badgers. - Mystic Lightning!
什么? 不 不能叫"神秘闪电侠" 我讨厌这个称呼 What? No, not Mystic Lightning. I hate that name.
哦 那么 "浣熊"就好听了吗? Oh, so, what, badgers are cool?
老兄 浣熊是穴居的啮齿动物 它们住在垃圾和粪便里 Badgers are tunnel-dwelling rodents who live on garbage and poop, dude.
它们不是能激励人的动物 They are not inspirational animals.
老兄 你取了"花生酱"和"水果冻"这两个名字 这次让我来 Bro, you got to choose Peanut Butter and Jelly. I get this one.
好吧 Fine.
好了 开始我们的第一个活动 Okay, so, for our first activity,
我们需要一只特别的浣熊 we need one very special badger,
最好是可以看懂中文的 preferably who can read Chinese,
去帮我们引爆一些一点都不危险的炸药 to detonate some totally not dangerous explosives for us.
老兄 你这么说 没人会自愿去干 Dude, if you ask like that, no one is gonna volunteer.
- 我去引爆 - 什么? - I'll do it. - What?
我必须去看看杰克海耶斯的尸体 I need to see Jack Hayes.
- 看到了吗? - 好吧 - See? - All right.
那个人死了 你去了也没用 The man is dead. There's nothing you can do for him.
- 哦 天呐 你喜欢我 - 我才不喜欢你 - Oh, my God, you like me. - I do not like you.
- 真想不到你竟然喜欢我 - 哦 天呐 我不喜欢你 - This is really unexpected. - Oh, my God, I don't like you.
我没想到我竟然有戏 I really didn't think I had a shot.
马克斯知道了会有什么反应? How is Max gonna react to this?
你猜怎么着? 你滚 我才不管你是不是会残废 快滚吧 You know what? Fuck off. Go get maimed. See if I care. Go on, beat it.
- 我不是同性恋 - 现在不是说这些的时候 - I'm not gay. - This is not the time.
好了 以下是你要做的 Okay, now here's what's supposed to happen.
你先把引爆装置塞进可塑炸药里 You jam the igniter into the C-4,
然后漫步到安全的地方 you stroll casually to a safe location,
我来按引爆器 and I press the detonator.
这才是真正会发生的 Here's what's actually gonna happen.
把引爆装置塞入可塑炸药 然后发生大爆炸 Igniter into C-4, huge explosion,
然后你被弹到银行的另一边 and you get launched across the bank
而我们会在碎石堆里找到你 怎么样? and we find you in a pile of rubble. Okay?
祝你好运 Good luck.
好了 老兄 可以开始了! Okay, bro, good to go!
- 他不是最聪明的浣熊 - 他不是 - He is not the smartest badger. - No.
竟然没事 Huh.
你娘的 Mother-roo.
狗娘养的! Son of a bitch!
新规矩! 从现在开始 我们只抢人 New rule! From here on out, we only rob human beings.
真他妈的荒谬 This is fucking ridiculous.
锁着的! 它们当然他妈的锁着 当然 Locked! Of course they're fucking locked. Of course.
这个银行为什么这么恨我们? Why does this bank hate us?
哦 我找到一些镍币 Oh, I found some nickels.
他妈的镍币 这是地球上最蠢的硬币 Fucking nickels. Stupidest goddamn coin on the planet.
嘿 "水果冻" Hey, Jelly.
情况有点好转 我刚找到了一堆镍币 Things is looking up. I just found us a bunch of nickels.
他们从这个方向向他射击 They shot him from there.
从这边打中他... Went through him this way...
老兄 放下枪 Drop the gun, bro.
你听到他说的了 放下枪 You heard the man. Drop it.
放下枪! 放下! Put the gun down! Put it down!
老兄 放下那该死的枪 Put the fucking gun down, dude.
唷! 清醒点! Yo! Earth to dude!
- 放下那该死的枪! - 放下那该死的枪! - Drop the fucking gun! - Drop the fucking gun!
放下那该死的枪! Put the fucking gun down!
- 放下枪! - 老兄 放下枪! - Drop the gun! - Drop the gun, dude!
你他妈的在等什么? What the fuck are you waiting on?
放下枪! Put the gun down!
各位 怎么了? Guys, what's up?
放下枪 Drop the gun.
这个吗? 我在他身上找到的 This? I found it on him.
我对枪是谁的他妈的没兴趣 就放在地上 I ain't interested in the fucking provenance of the gun. Just put her on the ground.
你在开什么玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
老兄 我知道我们有点像大学里的社团 Dude, I know that we're sort of the junior varsity team around here,
但是我更乐意当我们用枪指着你时 but we'd appreciate it if you'd surrender your weapon to us
你把武器上缴给我们 when we're holding you at gunpoint.
这枪他妈的是联邦调查局的 This fucking thing is FBI issue.
联邦调查局? 这太有趣了 FBI? That's interesting.
等一下 一个联邦调查局的探员也想要抢这个银行吗? Wait a minute. An FBI agent tried to rob this bank too?
或者是他在调查某个人 Or he was here investigating somebody.
现在我们这里至少有五个通缉犯 对吧? We have at least five wanted criminals in this bank. Right?
这他妈的到底是怎么回事? What the fuck is going on here?
- 对了 - 你听明白了吗? - Bingo. - You got it?
没有 Nope.
我找到了你丢的那片耳朵 I found that missing piece to your ear.
现在如果你晕倒了 我可以拉住你 Now, if you gotta faint, I got ya.
好吧 "花生酱"和"水果冻"从那边的前门走进来 Okay. Peanut Butter and Jelly came through the front door there.
达里恩和加特斯从那边的楼梯走下来 Darrien and Gates came down the stairs there.
子弹沿南北方向飞过来 血迹沿东西方向飞溅 Bullets flew north-south. The blood splattered east-west.
如果他是死于交火 血迹应该是沿着南北方向的 If he got caught in the Crossfire, it'd be north-south.
达里恩和加特斯在错误的坐标上 Darrien and Gates were on the wrong axis.
"花生酱"和"水果冻"也是 So were Peanut Butter and Jelly.
联邦调查局探员杰克海耶斯死在中间 The FBI guy, Jack Hayes, was dead center.
而在这个位置上 只有两个人可以射中他 With him in that position, only two guys could've shot him.
那个电脑男米切尔 但他没有武器 Mitchell the computer guy. But he wasn't armed.
如果排除这个可能性 那么只剩一种可能 So if you eliminate that option, there's only one other possibility.
那个凶手一定 The murderer must be
是温斯坦 Weinstein.
- 温斯坦? - 是的 - Weinstein? - Yeah.
- 你肯定? - 肯定 - You absolutely sure? - Absolutely.
温斯坦 你在哪儿? 哦 该死 Weinstein, what's your 20? Oh, shit.
哦 该死 Oh, Shit.
该死 他们开枪杀了对方 Shit, they shot each other.
不 不可能 No, no.
这个混蛋不可能拔枪比温斯坦快 There's no fucking way that this asshole was able to draw faster than Weinstein.
不可能 他妈的他是怎么可能有枪和消音器? No way. And where the fuck could he get a gun and a silencer?
外星人 你是怎么看这个的? What do you make of this, here, spaceman?
我猜因为那个电脑男邀请了两个团伙进来抢劫 所以温斯坦恼羞成怒 I reckon that Weinstein's pissed because the computer guy invited two parties to the heist,
而因为温斯坦杀了那个联邦调查局探员 电脑男也生气了 and the computer guy, he's mad because Weinstein killed the FBI guy.
然后他们两个互相对质 同时开枪 都死了 And they both confront each other, both draw, both die.
为什么温斯坦会挑现在和他对质? Why would Weinstein confront him now?
让这个混蛋吓一跳 Surprise the bastard.
为什么温斯坦要在抢劫银行的时候杀一个联邦调查局探员呢? And why would Weinstein kill an FBI agent in the middle of a bank heist?
就是要吓这个混蛋一跳 To surprise the bastard.
温斯坦进入茶水间时用枪指着电脑男 Weinstein had the computer guy at gunpoint when he came into the kitchen,
但是那个电脑男却对他开了两枪 but the computer guy got two shots into him.
可能有人出其不意地用某种方式吓了其他人 Well, maybe someone surprised somebody else in some other manner.
如果这不是一场冲突呢? 如果他们是一伙的? What if it wasn't a confrontational moment? What if they were allies?
嘿 Hey.
当你谈论我朋友的时候 你最好他妈的管好你的嘴 You better watch your fucking mouth when you talk about my friend.
他绝不会出卖我 永远不会 He would never turn on me, ever.
我们在一起干了15年 We've been working together for 15 years now.
在他妈的这种行当里 这是很重要的 And that means something in this fucking business.
而且只有一部分人能来这个茶水间 呃 Besides, the only people that had access to the kitchen were, uh,
只有"花生酱"和"水果冻"... only Peanut Butter, Jelly and...
- 还有你 加特斯... - 哦 - And you, Gates... - Oh.
能够进入这个茶水间 ...had access to the kitchen.
还有楼上的人质可以进入 And the hostages upstairs in the ceiling.
等一下 人质们都蜷缩在他妈的楼上 Wait a minute. The hostages are crawling around in the fucking ceiling now.
看到没? 就这样 这活儿干不成了 You see that? This is it. This job is over.
不 不 等等 等等 你 等一下! 达里恩 兄弟 听我说 No, no, wait, wait. You, wait here! Darrien. Darrien, mate, listen.
听我说 好吗? Listen to me, all right?
这很奇怪 That's kind of weird.
嗯 Hmm.
"花生酱" 那么我们接下来要做什么? Well, PB, what are we gonna do now?
我也不知道要做什么 老兄 I got nothing, bro.
除了我要把这只耳朵放在上面的冰箱里 Except I'm gonna get this piece of ear into the freezer up there.
老兄 我发誓 如果你是个女人 我一定会娶你的 Buddy, I swear, if you was a woman, I'd marry you.
好吧 我不是女人 Well, I ain't.
哦 老兄 你跟我一起下楼 Whoa, bro. You coming downstairs with me.
遥控器在哪里? 我们要用它出去 Where's the clicker? We need it to get out of here.
又死了两个人 这意味着我们只能改变计划了 明白吗? So there are a couple more dead bodies. That means we change the plan, all right?
但不意味着我们要取消任务 It doesn’t mean we call off the job.
计划? 你知道他们是怎么评论计划的吗? The plan? You know what they say about plans, don't ya?
没有 他们说什么了? No, what do they say?
他们说如果你想逗上帝笑 那就把你的计划全他妈告诉他 They say if you wanna make God laugh, tell him all about your fucking plans.
相信我 And believe me,
那个混账东西正在上面笑掉他的大牙呢 that motherfuckers up there laughing his ass off at us right now,
因为自从我们走进这他妈的悲剧银行开始 because ever since we entered this miserable fucking bank,
一切都没有按照他妈的计划进行! nothing has gone according to the goddamn plan!
那个该死遥控器在哪儿? Now where's the goddamn clicker?
遥控器在温斯坦那里 好吧? Weinstein had it, all right?
好吧 福尔摩斯 他把它放在哪里了? Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. But where did he put it?
我不知道他放在哪里了 好了 听我说 达里恩 I don't know where he put it. All right, listen, Darrien.
听我说 好吗? 冷静下来听我说 好吗? Just listen to me, all right? Just calm down and listen to me, all right?
我们早他妈的该离开这里了 We should've gotten out of here a long fucking time ago.
- 不 听着 兄弟 - 一切都结束了 - No, no, listen, mate. - it's over.
我们需要那个来炸掉离合器 知道吗? We need that to bust the clutch, yeah?
没错 我需要它来为我开路 离开这里 Yeah, well, I need it to cut my way out.
别在这儿撇下我 我还要呆在这里 继续抢这个银行 Don't fuck me over here, right, 'cause I wanna stay here and do this bank.
抢银行的计划已经完蛋了! The bank job is a bust!
他妈的没完蛋 就听我说 It's not a fucking bust. Listen to me, all right.
我和你坐在这个荒芜的只有"该死的五美元"的地方 Me and you sitting on a desert island somewhere, "sucky-sucky, 5 dollar,"
有着一大群鸟 都是些狗屎 lots of birds, all that sort of shit.
想想看 这对你来说是他妈的好机会 伙计 Think about it. It's a good fucking option for you, mate.
我要离开这个鬼地方 I'm getting the fuck out of here.
哦 达里恩 拜托 伙计 你毁了... Oh, look, Darrien, come on, mate. You blow the fuck...
达里恩! 拜托 老兄 Darrien! Come on, man.
活塞杆都已经缩回去了 只剩下马达需要对付了 The bolts are retracted. It's just a motor left.
- 这将会彻底地... - 他妈的放开我! - This will drastically... - Get the fuck off me!
老兄 这将会彻底地影响你的排名 Look this will drastically affect your rankings, mate.
这就是我要说的 That's all I'm fucking saying, all right.
我还以为你们这些人有种! And I thought you people had balls!
你他妈就是所有罪犯的耻辱! You're a fucking disgrace to black criminals everywhere!
去你的 Fuck you.
该死! 真他妈该死! Shit! Fucking shit!
我知道今晚已经是一团糟了 I know tonight's been a complete and utter fuck-up.
但不会再这样了! 不会了 But not any more! No, no.
现在只剩一个抢劫团伙 就是我们三个 Now there is only one robbery team, the three of us.
嘿 我们能叫"神秘闪电侠"吗? Hey, can we be Mystic Lightning?
不行 你不能叫他妈的"神秘闪电侠" 你个傀儡 No, you can't be fucking Mystic Lightning, you muppet.
不再有上厕所的时间 不再有特权 不再有好的待遇 No more bathroom breaks. No more perks, no more cushy treatment.
这他妈的将是真正的抢劫! This shit just got really fucking real!
因为只有一个团伙 所以只能有一个老大 And because there is now only one army, there is now only one general.
那就是我 听明白没有? 我就是他妈的老大 Me, all right? I'm the fucking general.
我来全权管理 I'm in complete control.
没有我的命令不能发生任何事 听明白没有? Nothing happens here without me saying so, all right?
哦 他妈的拜托 Oh, fucking come on.
老实讲 我不知道我在烦什么 Honestly, I don't know why I fucking bother.
现在动起来 把这些人质带到上面的办公室去 快去 Now go on, take the hostages up the office. Go on.
快去 Go on.
好吧 各位 你们听到了老大说的了 All right, everybody, you heard the man.
快点 快点 动起来 大家都到上面去 快走 Come on, come on, get moving. Everybody up the stairs. Let's go, let's go.
你对他的喷灯动手脚了吗? Did you rig his blowtorch?
没有 我希望你这个傻子也没有 有吗? No, I fucking didn't. And I suppose you wankers didn't either, right?
没有 Nope.
接下来要做什么? 我们是先开金库 还是先杀了所有人质? So what's next? Do we start with the vault or do we kill all the hostages?
哦 当然是先开金库 Oh, uh, definitely the vault.
有些人质可以在需要时派上用场 We find that having hostages around can be real handy.
你可以把他们当成人盾 或者你可以让他们帮你拿东西 比如 You can use them as human shields, or they can fetch stuff for you, like
- 一袋袋的钱或者零食 - 好吧 - bags of money or snacks. - Fine.
好吧 先开金库 但是有个条件 All right, we start with the vault on one condition.
当该杀他们的时候 我会杀了他们 When the time comes to do 'em, I get to do 'em all.
听到了吗? Yeah?
听到了 这不是问题 我们并不喜欢大屠杀 Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem. We ain't really into mass murder.
但如果这是你计划的一部分 But if that's part of your MO.,
我们也无所谓 that's totally cool with us.
好吧 那就开始吧 All right, let's do it.
耶? 赶快 开始工作吧 Yeah? Come on, let's get to work.
你还好吧? You okay?
哦 我很好 这比坐头等舱来得好 Oh, I'm great. This is so much better than flying first class,
喝着香槟 等着去我的婚礼 drinking champagne, going to my wedding.
如果你可以带着钱离开银行 你还需要马克斯吗? If you could walk out of the bank with the money, would you still need Max?
哦 天呐 说真的 特里普 你就别纠结这件事了 Oh, God. Seriously, Tripp, you have got to let this go.
我不能停止纠结事情 我有强迫症 I can't let anything go. I'm obsessive.
如果你有钱了 你还需要马克斯吗? If you had the money, would you still need Max?
是的 我还需要他 Yes, I would.
- 需要他干嘛? 需要他为你打开门吗? - 当然 - What, to open the door for you? - Sure.
- 需要他在晚上要拥着你吗? - 我并不怎么喜欢拥抱 - To cuddle you at night? - I'm not so big on cuddling.
需要他周末带你去爸妈家吗? Take you to Mom and Dad for the weekend?
- 我爸妈刚好很喜欢他 - 你知道问题在哪儿吗? - My mom happens to love him. - You know what the problem is?
大家都说金钱不能买来快乐 但其实没人真正相信这话 Everybody says money can't buy happiness, but nobody actually believes it.
特里普 你的坚持真的很感人 真的 Tripp, your persistence is touching. It really is.
但是在5点的时候 我走出这里就会回到马克斯那里 But at 5:00 a.m. I walk out of here and go back to Max.
所以你是说到5点前我还有时间 So you're saying I have until 5:00 a.m.
不! 这不是我要说的 No! That is not what I'm saying.
现在 既然气焊枪已经爆炸了 Now, since the torch is blown,
我们就用这里的遥控器来引爆你的可塑炸药 we'll use a controlled blast with your C-4 on the clutch there.
哦 我们知道精准地控制炸药的用量 Oh, we all about the controlled blast.
是啊 这是个好的改变 Yeah, that'd be a nice change of pace.
我只是想说 我并不是为了这些炸药而利用你们 And I just want you lads to know that I'm not just using you for your explosives.
哦 我们没这么想 Oh, we ain't thought that.
快去看一下是怎么回事 Just go and check on that now.
- 石头剪刀布? - 好的 - Ro-sham-bo? - Okay.
但是不准小便 不准偷袭 不准用炸药 不准用阿帕奇直升飞机 But no pee, no sneak attacks, no dynamite, no Apache helicopters,
- 而且不准用核武器 - 马上给我去看看 听到了吗? - and no nuclear weapons. - Just go and check on them, all right?
再把里面那个人给干掉 And kill whoever's up there.
见鬼! 他总是出剪刀 Dang! He always throws scissors.
我为什么要出布呢? 为什么呢 "水果冻"? Why do I go with paper? Why, Jelly?
你为什么总是出布呢? 你知道他会出剪刀 应该出石头啊 Why do you always go with paper? You know he's going with scissors. Go with rock.
哟 Yo.
你好 Hello.
有人吗? Anybody in here?
有吗? Hmm?
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
我知道你在里面 I know you're in here.
我不想开枪打你 特里普 知道吗? I don't wanna shoot you, Tripp. Okay?
我只是... I just...
我只想抢银行 I just wanna rob banks.
但我已经不知道现在到底是怎么了 And I don't know what's happening any more.
打劫的事吗? With the heist?
是啊... 打劫的事 所有事 Yeah with the... With the heist. With everything.
我现在应该是全世界最开心的人 I should be the happiest guy in the world right now.
我有份好工作 我和我最好的朋友一起做事 I got a great job. I work with my best friend.
那些时光都很美好 The hours, they're ideal.
但我们以前从来不用向人开枪 你知道吗? But we never had to shoot people before, you know?
我们以前从不用杀任何人 We never had to kill anybody before.
伙计 可以拜托你从那儿出来吗? Man, can you please just come out of there?
要知道 对着一台打印机说这些话太奇怪了 You know, it's weird saying all this stuff to a photocopier.
- 听着 我并不想这么消极 明白吗? - 明白 - Look, I am not trying to be negative, okay? - Okay.
而是... 我的意思是 It's... All I'm saying is
也许我不适合抢银行 知道吗? maybe I'm not good at robbing banks, you know?
也许这不是上帝让我来做人的目的 Maybe this is not what Jesus put me on this earth to do.
我是说 我的祖父贩卖私酿酒 I mean, my grandfather, he sold moonshine
我父亲是个性惯犯 My father was a repeat sex offender.
所以我身体里流的是罪犯的血 I mean, being a criminal is in my blood.
但这话只对你说 But between you and me,
我总是梦想可以在水上乐园工作 it's always been my dream to work in a water park.
我理解 I hear you.
不管怎么样 我都觉得你的确是个非常好的抢匪 You know, for whatever it's worth, I think you're a really great bank robber.
- 你说真的? - 没错 - You mean that? - Mmm-hmm.
我是说 你这么说不是因为我拿枪对着你的小弟弟? I mean, you're not just saying that 'cause I got a gun pointed at your dick?
不 不 听着 今晚在这里发生的事都不是你的错 No, no. Listen. Nothing that has gone wrong here tonight is your fault.
你被人算计了 You're being sabotaged.
这儿 看看 看这个 放松点 Here, look. Look at this. Easy.
- 我要给你看点东西 看到了吗? - 嘿! - I'm gonna show you something. See? - Hey!
嘿 你是从哪里... Hey, where'd you...
噢 伙计 你从哪里弄来这些东西的? Oh, man, where'd you get those?
我之前从你行李箱里偷来的 不过听着 I stole these from your suitcase earlier. But listen.
瞧 就算有... 就算有其他频宽的干扰 Look, watch. Even with... Even with a foreign bandwidth interference,
这个雷管都应该正常工作 你看 the detonator should work. Watch.
没反应 是谁替你们调整这个的? Nothing. Who modified this for you?
- 我们的上家 你还好吗? - 不 谁是你们的上家? - Our point man. Are you okay? - No. Who's your point man?
好吧 我很肯定我不该告诉你这个 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to tell you that.
不管是谁调整了这个 他都想干掉你 Whoever modified these is trying to kill you.
可能是你们的上家 或者是... It's either your point man or...
- 你有多了解"花生酱"? - 嘿 老兄! - How well do you know Peanut Butter? - Hey, bro!
我和"花生酱"就像兄弟一样 你懂吗? Me and Peanut Butter, we're like brothers, you understand me?
- 我懂! 我懂! - 不 事实上我兄弟是个混蛋 - Yeah! Yeah! - No, actually my brother is a prick.
我和"花生酱"就像在一个浴缸里洗澡的那些同性恋一样 Me and Peanut Butter are like a couple of best-friend gay dudes in a bathtub.
我们俩就他妈有这么亲密 你懂吗? That's how fucking tight we are. Okay?
听着 这涉及到一大笔钱 Look. There's a lot of money at play.
你必须从各个角度来考虑 You have to look at all the angles.
要知道 虽然他从没去过这里的茶水间 You know, he did know about that freezer
但他却知道那里有冰箱 even though we had never been in that kitchen.
话说回来 只是个茶水间而已 Then again, it is a kitchen.
- 讲得好 - 你们的上家是谁? - Touché. - Who's your point man?
看着我 伙计 我他妈脑子里一团乱 你可以相信我 谁是你们的上家? Look at me, man. I'm a fucking mess. You can trust me. Who's your point man?
好吧 好吧 在这里 拿去看吧 All right, fine, here. There. Look at it.
他叫维斯勒德伦 我们从没见过他 Name's Vicellous Drum. We never met him.
但我们收到他的支票 而且他的情报也是准确的 But his cheques cleared and his info was straight.
从没当面见过他 只收到国传真 Never saw a face, just a fax.
收到传真很正常吗? Is getting a fax normal?
是的 你以为人人都喜欢用电子邮件 是吗? Yeah, yeah, you think everybody'd be into the e-mail, right?
得了吧 那些警察有千百种方法来跟踪那玩意 Nah, see. The cops, they got a million ways to track that stuff,
但他们却忽视了反传真技术 but they kind of skipped on the anti-fax technology.
你知道吗? 而且 这个... 人人都觉得有书面存档更方便 You know? Plus, it... Everybody likes the convenience of a hard copy.
我不是想故意吓你 I don't mean to frighten you,
但你发现这次的同谋活动有什么迹向吗? but do you think there could be something to this conspiracy theory?
嗯 我不想... Well, I don't wanna...
我不想对任何人人身攻击 I don't wanna impugn anyone's character,
但有一天晚上 我看到雷克斯在量金库 but the other night I caught Rex measuring the vault.
我问他在干什么 他说他想看看 I asked him what he was doing and he said he was trying to see
是否有足够空间存放新外币 if there was enough room for the new foreign currencies.
- 噢 天呐 那太奇怪了 - 是啊 - Oh, my God, that's so weird. - It is.
他知道系统什么时候会失灵 He would know when the system was down.
噢 天呐 就是他 Oh, my God, he would.
而且他已经无数次地向我们透露 他在打劫银行的程序方面 Well, and of course, as he's had to tell us multiple times, he's an expert
是个专家 at bank-robbery procedure.
- 你说对了 - 但是 布莱思先生 - You're right. - But, Mr. Blythe...
- 什么? - 他简直就是个白痴 - What? - ...he is such a dork.
有人看到过我的葡萄糖注射剂吗? Anyone seen my glucose shot?
- 噢! - 拿椅子来! - Oh! - Get a chair!
噢 天呐 噢! 你会好起来的 噢 上帝啊 Oh, my gosh. Oh! You're gonna be okay. Oh, my goodness.
你们有糖吗? 雷克斯呢? Does anybody have any sugar? Rex?
没有 我不吃零食 No, I don't snack.
好了 托住他的头 托住他的头 Okay, hold his head. Hold his head.
起火了! 起火了! Fire! Fire!
起火了! Fire!
哪里起火了? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire?
这个人需要注射葡萄糖 This man needs a glucose shot
不然他就会死掉 我要去拿 and otherwise he's gonna die, and I'm gonna go get it
你阻止不了我 大家都来吧 and you can't stop me. Come on, everybody.
好吧 但哪里起火了? Okay, but where's the fire?
所以你们经常和这个叫维斯勒德伦的家伙合作吗? So, do you work with this Vicellous Drum guy a lot?
是啊 他曾经拿我们作诱饵 Yeah. We were decoys for him once.
他让我们抢劫捷飞络公司 而他自已去打劫市区的一所大公司 He had us rob this Jiffy Lube while he pulled this big heist downtown.
那个叫捷飞络的鬼地方只有一群懒鬼 根本没钱捞 Bummer is this lube place has got, like, no cash in it.
我们只弄到了大约80加币 I mean, we scored like 80 bucks Canadian.
嘿! 噢 布莱思先生糖尿病犯了 Hey! Oh, Mr. Blythe is having a diabetic fit.
我们必须找到他的注射剂 快来 快来 快点 快点 We have to find his shot. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
我的枪呢? Where's my gun?
在壁架下找找 我们在朱利叶管教所经常把违禁品藏在那儿 Check under the ledges. That's where we hid contraband in Joliet.
用口香糖把货粘在壁架下面 Stuck it under there with gum.
等等 你是个前科犯 竟然还在这里做银行保安? Wait. You're an ex-con and you're guarding this bank?
是的 我在我的简历上使用了一些公民自由权 Yeah. I might've taken a few liberties on my resume.
- 你为什么进监狱? - 不是因为抢劫银行 - What were you in jail for? - Not bank robbery.
我犯了其它不太有害的... 你懂吗? I committed other victimless... You know?
邮件诈骗罪 我通过邮件诈骗过好多次 - Mmm-hmm. - Mail fraud. I did a lot of mail fraud.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
- 好吧 但那些并不是大银行 - 你打劫过多少家银行? - Fine, but they weren't even big banks. - How many banks have you robbed?
几十家吧 A few dozen.
- 噢 天呐 - 放松点 - Oh, my God. - Relax.
我已经重新做人了 I'm rehabilitated and shit.
那你呢? 你是单身吗? So, what's your deal? You single?
我想我找到了 I think I found it.
噢 天呐 Oh, my God.
哇 他的脉博已经恢复了 Wow, his pulse has come back already.
他睁开眼睛了 He's starting to open his eyes.
真是个坚强的老头 He's a tough old bird.
- 想坐起来吗? - 准备好了吗? - Wanna sit up? - Ready?
好了 我最后一次把门关上 清楚了吗? All right, I'm closing this door for the last time. Are we clear?
我说了 清楚了吗 你们这些该死的婊子? I said, is that clear, you fucking cunts?
噢! 噢 我不... 我不喜欢那个词 Oh! Oh, I don't... I don't like that word.
- 你刚才说什么? - 我不喜欢C开头的那个词 - What did you just say? - I don't like the C-word.
你再说一遍 我就砍掉你的... Now you try saying that one more time and I'll out your...
我说了我不喜欢C开头的词! I said I don't like the C-word!
而且在美国我们从来不说这个词! And in America we never use it!
噢 太好了 这些该死的人质有武器 Oh, good, the fucking hostages are armed.
他拿的枪和你的那把一样 "水果冻" He got the same type of gun that you do, Jelly.
那就是我的枪 老兄 That is my gun, dude.
我想你需要这个吧? I suppose you'll be needing this?
这他妈的是什么东西? What the fuck is that?
有那个我们才可以出去 你想要什么 分钱吗? That is our way out of here. So what do you want, a cut?
出去说 走吧 把手放在头上 快点! A conversation outside. Let's go. Hands over your heads, now!
把手放在头上 走吧 出去 Hands over your heads. Let's go, outside.
冷静下来 冷静 你这该死的疯子 好吗? Calm down now, calm down, you fucking maniac. All right?
- 告诉我你们的上家是谁 - 为什么? - Tell me about your point man. - Why?
我只有拿东西和你交换 你他妈的才会回答我的问题! Unless you have something to barter with, you will answer my fucking questions!
好吧 好吧 温斯坦是我们的接头人 好了吧? All right, all right. Weinstein was our liaison, all right?
- 我从没见过我们的上家 - 你们怎么联络对方? - I never met our point man. - How did you communicate?
- 我不会告诉你的 - 你想从这里出去吗? - I'm not gonna tell you that. - Do you wanna get out of here?
你想从这里出去吗? 快说! Do you wanna get out of here? Just do it!
- 回答我的问题! - 好吧 听着 听着 - Answer the question! - All right. Listen, listen. Look.
我们手里只有这个传真 可以吗? This fax was all we got, all right?
我现在用这个和你交换那个遥控器 好了 给你 Now, I'll trade you for the Clicker. All right, there it is.
- 好的 慢慢来 - 好了 站起来! - Nice and slow. - All right, stand up!
- 把遥控器给我吧 遥控器给我 - 给你 - Now give me the Clicker. Give me the clicker. - Here's the clicker.
好了 All right.
- 把那该死的枪也给我 - 哇! 那是"水果冻"的枪 - Now give me the fucking gun. - Whoa! Now, that's Jelly's gun.
是他妈留给他的 It was his mother's.
你妈妈的枪? Your mother's gun?
你妈给你的? Your mother gave it to you?
好吧 对不起 好吧 All right, I'm sorry. All right.
什么 你把自已的枪给了这该死的人质 是吗? What, are you giving the fucking hostages your gun now, eh?
- 不 我没有... - 你他妈的是... - No, I didn't... - Are you a fucking...
你他妈是不是脑子坏了? 现在开始你没有持枪的权利了 滚吧 Have you lost your fucking marbles? You just lost your gun privileges. Go on.
滚啊 Go on.
上帝 还有你 Jesus. And you.
如果你他妈再出现一次 就一次 If I hear one more fucking peep out of you, one,
- 你就死定了 明白吗? - 明白 - then you're a dead man, all right? - All right.
- 现在给我滚回去 - 好的 谢谢 - Now get your arse back in there. - All right, thank you.
我进去了 I'm in.
上帝 Jesus.
让我们开始办正事吧 Now let's get back to work.
- 噢 天呐! - 那是什么? - Oh, my God! - What is that all about?
我刚才用能从这里出去的钥匙交换了这个传真! I just traded the key out of here for this fax!
- 是一笔划算的交易吗? - 我不知道 所以我把电池留下了 - And that's a good trade? - I don't know. That's why I kept the battery.
看看 Look.
听着 布莱思先生跟我说他曾经看到雷克斯测量金库的尺寸 Listen. Mr. Blythe told me that he saw Rex measuring the inside of the safe,
而且我发现当我说拿椅子的时候 瑞士小姐就把椅子拿了过来 and I noticed that when I asked for the chair, Swiss Miss brought it right over.
提到瑞士小姐... Speaking of Swiss Miss...
嘿 瑞士小姐不见了 Hey, Swiss Miss is missing.
噢 天啦 事情发生了 Oh, my God, it's happening.
- 发生了 - 发生什么事了? - It's happening. - What is happening?
- 发生了 - 什么啊? - it's happening. - What?
这些传真 还有夜视镜 The faxes. The night-vision goggles.
- 噢 天呐 这该死的传真 夜视镜 - 你在说什么? - Oh, my God, the fucking faxes. The goggles. - What are you talking about?
- 1 55 70... - 特里普 别数了 - 155, 70... - Tripp, stop counting.
- 那些传真 那把枪 什么? - 特里普 停下! 停下! - Those faxes... The gun... Huh? - Tripp, stop! Stop!
- 怎么了? - 你他妈为什么要吻我? - What? - Why the fuck did you do that?
因为我想这可以帮你清醒头脑 Because I thought it would help clear your mind.
不 根本不是这个作用! No, it doesn't work like that!
他妈的 For fuck's sake.
我现在脑子里要思考8000件事情 I got 8,000 things going on in my mind right now,
而我竟然还要想着你的那个吻? and I have to think about the kiss, too?
你在开我玩笑吗? Are you kidding me?
噢 天呐 我的脑袋要爆炸了! Oh, my God, my brain is gonna explode!
噢 天呐! Oh, God!
这家伙是个疯子 但他很有头脑 The dude's crazy but he is very gifted.
我知道 他是个不折不扣的犯罪天才 I know. He is a bona fide criminal mastermind.
我们有希望了 We're blessed.
需要帮忙吗? Can we help you?
需要吗 比如给你拿一瓶健怡苏打水? Yeah. Get you, you know, like a diet soda?
拜托你们可以去别的地方吗? Will you please just go anywhere else?
还剩一个小时 One hour left.
我们快要成功了 伙计们 我跟你们说过 We're gonna make it here, team. I told you.
到目前为止遇害的只有罪犯 So far the only people that have been killed are criminals.
然后就像我所期望的 他们都会他妈的杀了对方 And they can all go fucking kill each other, for all I care.
我们是幸存者 或者可以称我们自已为"英勇幸存者" We're survivors. Or as I like to call us, hero-vivors_
大家听着 从明天开始 你们有一周的带薪休假 Everyone, starting tomorrow, you are getting one week's paid vacation.
狗娘养的 我下周刚好休息 Son of a bitch. I already got next week off.
好吧 那我们会给你加上一周 Well, then, we're gonna have to give you another week.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们还没有安全 We're not safe yet.
你这么沮丧是因为你说错了 而我说对了吗? You're that upset that you were wrong and I was right?
不 噢 不! No. Oh, no!
噢 天呐! 噢 天呐 Oh, my God! Oh, God.
- 等等 她胸罩里是什么东西? - 我来拿! Wait. What’s that in her bra? I'll get it!
- 好吧 - 你去拿 - Okay. - Do it.
噢 这太恶心了 Oh, this is really gross.
去吧 抽出来 抽出来 很好 Go ahead. Pull it. Pull it out. Nice.
她在一家瑞士银行工作? She works at a Swiss bank?
噢 伙计 太可惜了 Oh, man. What a waste.
一个辣妹死了 这太让人伤心了 It's like extra sad when a hot chick dies.
要是一个丑妞死了 也许她的人生原本就很失败 When a ugly chick dies, it's like, their life probably sucked anyway,
所以不是什么大事 so it's no big deal.
但是一个辣妹死了 实在是个大悲剧 But when a hot chick dies, it's, like, totally tragic.
我知道 我是说 辣妹就像独角兽或者小妖精 I know, I mean, hot chicks, they're like unicorns or leprechauns.
她们十分稀有而珍贵 她们应该受到保护 They're rare and they're precious and they need to be protected.
- 噢 天呐 噢 天呐 - 怎么了? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - What?
这不是一场抢劫 This is not a robbery.
这不是一场抢劫! 这不是一场抢劫! This is not a robbery! This is not a robbery!
你他妈的死定了 You're a fucking dead man.
操你妈的 去死吧! Hakuna matata, motherfucker!
你只要听我说完 我就把撞针还给你 Just hear me out and I will return your firing pin.
好吧 All right, yeah.
这两封传真 引诱你们两组人来抢这银行 These are the two faxes inviting both your teams to rob this bank.
这封传真 引诱瑞士小姐到这里来 This is a fax inviting Swiss Miss here.
它们几乎没有相似的地方 They're all completely different
除了每张上面每隔3.2英寸地方 都有一个墨点 except each one has a blemish that appears every 3.2 inches.
只有打印滚筒上有刮痕的时候 才会出现这种情况 It is made when the printing drum has a scratch on it.
- 我没听懂 - 我也是 - I don't get it. - Me neither.
这些都是同一台机器打印出来的? Each one was printed by the same machine?
你们都是被同一个人引诱到这里的 You were all invited here by the same person.
同一个人 那是谁? The same person, who?
- 维斯勒德伦 - 谁是维斯勒德伦? - Vicellous Drum. - Who's Vicellous Drum?
他是世界第一的犯罪天才 The number-one criminal mastermind in the world.
他真他妈太聪明了 He's stupid smart.
这不是银行抢劫 这是有预谋的埋伏 This is not a bank robbery. This is an organized ambush.
维斯勒德伦有个问题 Vicellous Drum has a problem.
他要杀光一切和他有联系的人 He's gotta kill a bunch of people who are all connected to him
但他不想被发现他才是幕后黑手 but he can't look like he's behind it.
你是说 我们每个人都因为某种原因 So you're saying that each of us here is connected
和那个叫什么德伦的人有联系? to this Whatever Drum person for some reason?
是的 我来帮你梳理一下 Yes. Here, let me lay it out for you.
如果我猜想是对的话 那个联邦调查局探员已经追查德伦很久了 If I am right about this, the FBI agent has been after Drum for years.
达里恩和温斯坦之前给德伦做过下手 Darrien and Weinstein worked for Drum before.
瑞士银行代理人帮德伦洗过钱 The Swiss bank representative launders Drum's money.
米切尔沃尔夫是德伦的电脑黑客 Mitchell Wolf is Drum's computer hacker
"花生酱"和"水果冻"替他做过诱饵 Peanut Butter and Jelly have worked for him as decoys.
他们每个人都可能把他抖出去 Each one of them could rat him out.
至于你们剩下的人 谁知道呢? And as for the rest of you, who knows?
也许布莱思先生拒绝贷款给德伦先生 Maybe Mr. Blythe denied Mr. Drum a loan.
也许马奇还有她魅力十足的语调 Maybe Madge and her kind, wonderful, warm tones
某种程度上得罪了德伦先生 offended Mr. Drum in some way.
也许克林先生在监狱浴室里和他调过情 Maybe Mr. Clean flirted with him in a prison shower
牢里给人口交过一次 你就永远摆脱不了了 永远 Give one blowjob in prison and you never live it down, never.
也许我们在这里是巧合 Maybe we're all here by accident.
比如说我 就只是附带伤害 Like me, just collateral damage.
哦 你肯定是在开玩笑吧 Oh, you have gotta be kidding me.
把我们锁在银行里 希望我们自相残杀? Lock us in a bank and hope we all kill each other?
特别对德伦来说 这计划也太不干脆了 I mean, that is a sloppy plan, especially for Drum.
这也就是他本人也在场的原因 Which is why he's here, in person.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
想想看 那个喷灯 那些炸药 Just think about it. The blowtorch, the explosives,
在最紧要的时候 它们全都刚好出了问题 they all went off at exactly the right time.
那个联邦调查局探员显然是德伦最大的威胁 The FBI agent was obviously the biggest threat to Drum,
所以他让温斯坦一开始就干掉了他 so he had Weinstein take him out first.
瞧 这就对了 温斯坦一开始就在替德伦办事 See, that's right. Weinstein was working for Drum from the beginning.
米切尔也是 他知道什么时候安保系统会失灵 So was Mitchell, who knew when the security system would be down.
所以德伦接下去就杀了他们两个 And so Drum killed them next.
德伦尽力把现场伪造成双重谋杀 Drum did his best to make it look like a double murder
但是那个在温斯坦嘴里的遥控器 But the clicker that was in Weinstein's mouth
是最大的疑点 说明发生了奇怪的事情 was a big red flag that something strange was going on.
我最合理的猜测 就是温斯坦把控制器藏在嘴里 My best guess is that Weinstein must've hid the clicker in his mouth
一定是为了防止真正的杀手维斯勒德伦逃出这间银行 to prevent the real killer, Vicellous Drum, from getting out of the bank.
接下去 德伦用动过手脚的喷灯除掉了达里恩 Next, Drum took out Darrien with a rigged blowtorch.
然后德伦杀掉了瑞士小姐 And then Drum shot the Swiss Miss.
死了五个人 还剩下八个 Five down, only eight to go.
哦 他妈的都是废话 你知道吗? Oh, that is fucking bullshit. You know what?
你讲的故事还真不错啊 帅哥 但我这里还有个金库要炸呢 That's a nice little story you told, sunshine, but I've got a vault to blow.
金库是打不开的 听我说 钱就像是捕蝇纸 It's not gonna open up. Listen to me. The money's like flypaper.
这只是德伦引诱你们来这儿的诱饵而已 It's just a lure to get you here so Drum can kill you.
拜托 见鬼了 这银行里根本就没有钱! Come on, hell, there's no money in the bank at all!
这银行里他妈的肯定有钱 你在别胡说八道 Of course there's fucking money in a bank. Don't even say that.
不可能的 伙计 我们已经在这里花了太多心思了 No way, dude. We have worked way too hard for this.
你们就是不听我的 这根本不是银行抢劫! You are not listening to me. This is not a bank robbery!
好吧 这是我见过最给力的非银行抢劫了 Well, this is the best damn non-bank robbery I've ever seen.
你说过金库里没有钱的 对吧? And you said there's no money in the vault, eh?
你怎么就不明白呢 这是诱饵 You just don't get it. It's flypaper.
管你呢 放屁去吧 疯子 Yeah, eat your words, freak show.
亲娘的 Mother-roo.
哦 我的天呐! Oh, my God!
哦 上帝啊! Oh, my God!
所以钱在不在里面并不重要? So it doesn't matter that the money is here?
维斯勒德伦还是会杀光所有人? Vicellous Drum is still gonna try to kill everybody?
没错 我真不敢相信 怎么就没人情绪失控呢 Yeah. I can't believe nobody's starting to lose their mind right now.
我不知道你们中间谁是维斯勒德伦 I don't know which one of you is Vicellous Drum.
但你他妈的离我远点 You stay the hell away from me.
你不打算拿把枪吗? Aren't you gonna get a gun?
不用 这不重要 No, it doesn't matter.
德伦的计划总是要先除掉武装目标的 Drum's plan was always to take out numerous armed targets.
我们唯一的希望就是 智取 Our only hope is to outthink him.
那你怎么杀光一群全副武装的人? So how do you kill a bank full of armed people?
切断电源 带上夜视镜 然后杀光所有人 Cut off the lights, strap on the night-vision goggles and take everybody out.
我的天啊 你怎么想到这个主意的? Jesus Christ, how'd you come up with that idea?
在办公室里 你提过夜视镜的事情 In the office you said something about there being night-vision goggles.
- 是的 在厕所就有一对 - 那你还需要什么的? - Yes, there's a pair in the bathroom. - So what more do you need?
无论是哪个男的去拿夜视镜 他就是维斯勒德伦 Whichever guy goes for the goggles is Vicellous Drum.
或者是个女的 Or whatever girl.
德拉克马(希腊货币)? 我们他妈的怎么换成德拉克马? Drachmas? How the fuck we gonna fence drachmas?
嘿 你觉得我们这里有多少了? Hey, how much you think we've got here?
哦 我估计大概4 5百万的样子吧 Oh, I reckon about 4 or 5 loads.
动作麻利点 知道吗? 快点 快点 So, let's get cracking, eh? Chop-chop.
真的假的? 现在你决定拯救这银行了? Really? Now you decide to save the bank?
没有 伙计 我要和你们一起走 这里他妈有个杀人犯啊! No, man, I wanna go with you. There's a fucking murderer in here!
我也是 我完全被吓傻了 Well, I'm going too. I'm totally freaked out.
- 我也和你一起 - 别忘了我 混蛋们 - I wanna go with you. - Don't forget me, motherfuckers.
哦 我们都到齐了 Oh, so we're all here.
我们要不要手牵手 一起到屋顶啊? Why don't we hold hands as we go up to the roof, eh?
没用的 伙计们 你们不可能活着走出这间银行的 It's no use, guys. You're never gonna get out of this bank alive.
哦 你就不能不要这么乌鸦嘴吗? Oh, would you not say ominous shit like that?
你会吓到"水果冻"的 You gonna spook Jelly.
实际上 特里普说得没错 Actually, Tripp's right.
你的钥匙是没用的 那个遥控器里面没有电池 Your key won't work. There's no battery in that Clicker.
哦 你他妈跟我开玩笑吧 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
你们哪个混蛋拿了电池的! Now which one of you bastards has the battery!
是维斯勒德伦 Vicellous Drum.
- 就是你拿走了电池 把我们困在这里 - 不是... - You took the battery to keep us here. - No...
还有 你用大半天的时间在银行里乱逛 Plus you spent half your time wandering around the bank.
你能在任何时间杀掉任何人 You could've killed anyone at any time.
另外 有什么比精心设置下完美犯罪 And what's more mastermindish than setting up the perfect crime
再一点点破解更天才的呢? and then trying to solve it bit by bit?
我都不敢相信 我吻过你 I cannot believe I kissed you.
要泡你的话 用不着天才的大脑 甜心 Doesn't take a mastermind to get under your skirt, sweetie.
哦 别吹牛了 你不可能做的到的 Oh, don't flatter yourself that you'd ever get that far.
剩下的蠢货们 如果你们有用心观察的话 And the rest of you idiots, if you'd been paying any attention at all,
你们就会发现 所有的证据都指向了马奇! you would've realised that all the evidence points to Madge!
没有 才没有! No, it don't!
谁把灯给灭了? Who turned out the lights?
哦 拜托 见什么鬼? 还来 Oh, come on. What the fuck? Not again.
谁动就朝谁开枪 除非是我 Shoot anything that moves. Unless it's me.
是德伦 他妈的是德伦干的 It's Drum. it's fucking Drum.
你就是维斯勒德伦 Vicellous Drum.
他在哪里? Where is he?
我们什么都没看到 兄弟 We ain't seen dick-all, bro.
德伦啊? Drum?
出来吧 Come on out.
出来吧! Come on out!
快点 德伦 出来吧 Come on, Drum. Come on out.
不是我 我说过 我不是维斯勒德伦 It's not me. I'm telling you, I am not Vicellous Drum.
我灭了所有的灯 是因为我知道 真的德伦会直接去拿夜视镜 I shut off the lights because I knew the real Drum would go for the night-vision goggles.
然后我就赶到厕所 等在那里 Then I went up to the bathroom and I waited.
哦 Oh.
虚弱的好心银行经理也迷恋钱财 The sick kindly bank manager with the heart of gold.
大家知道是你的话 所有人肯定会震惊的 Everyone's gonna be shocked when they hear it's you.
你这么觉得吗? You think so?
大厅里的那些小丑觉得你才是维斯勒德伦 Those clowns in the lobby think you're Vicellous Drum.
所以如果我杀了你的话 我更像是个英雄 So if I kill you, I look more like a hero.
而你杀了我的话 你看上去就更像是维斯勒德伦 And you kill me, you look even more like Vicellous Drum.
不管怎么样 你都完蛋了 So either way, you're just fucked.
故事蛮有意思的 德伦 但没人会相信的 Very entertaining story, Drum, but no one's gonna believe it.
快点出来吧 别说谎了 游戏结束了 Come on out. No more lying. The game is over.
还没这么快 Not so fast.
特里普和我摆了你一道 Tripp and I set you up.
我们知道 如果灯熄灭的话 We knew when the lights went out
不管谁去拿夜视镜 他就是我们要找的人 that whoever went for those night-vision goggles was our guy.
你不可能杀掉我们所有人的 You can't kill all of us.
他能吗? Can he?
不能 No.
每个人一百万美金 One million dollars each.
无法追踪的 Untraceable.
你们每个人 All of you.
两百万美金 Two million dollars.
把枪放下! Put the gun down!
把枪放下 我们再谈谈 Put the gun down and we'll talk.
啊 操你妈 Ah, fuck it.
就剩下六个人了 And then there were six.
- 拿着 遥控器 - 谢啦 老兄 - Here, the Clicker. - Thanks, bro.
我猜这就是我们要的一切 Well, I guess that's all she wrote.
拿走吧 Take it.
这投过保的 - It's insured. - Mmm-hmm.
联邦储蓄保险公司 好家伙 新政策真讨人喜欢啊! FDIC, baby. You got to love the New Deal!
亲娘的 Mother-FOO.
多谢啦 浣熊们 Thanks, badgers.
我就说一件事情 I just wanna say one thing.
从现在开始 我和"水果冻"就改过自新了 不是吗? From here on out, me and Jelly is going straight, ain't we?
是啊 直接去坎昆(墨西哥城市)度假去了! Yeah. Straight to the Hooters in Cancun!
我差点忘了我耳朵了 I almost forgot my ear.
所以在此之后 So after all that,
"花生酱"和"水果冻"这两个人 把钱都抢走了? two guys named Peanut Butter and Jelly got away with all the money?
是的 真是傻疯了 Yeah. It's crazy stupid.
我记得他们说 他们逃到温尼伯市去了 I think they said they were fleeing to Winnipeg.
- 谢谢 - 不用谢 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 你可以走了 - 谢谢 - You are free to go. - Thank you.
好了 封锁所有北方的通道 All right, lock down all northbound routes.
- 这是你的药 先生 - 哦 - Here are your meds, sir. - Oh.
哦 我就全部拿走了 Oh, I'll take the Whole thing.
严格上讲 我不会用英雄这个词 Suzie, hero is not a word that I would use.
我是否带着人质一起度过了他们人生中最黑暗的时刻呢? Did I lead my team of hostages through the darkest night of their lives?
是的 我尽力完成了我的工作 Yeah, I did my job.
- 我要两个月的带薪休假 - 好的 女士 - I want two months off, paid. - Yes, ma'am.
我要一周五天都穿牛仔裤 不仅仅是周五 我还要激光眼部塑性 两只眼睛都要 I wanna wear jeans five days a week, not just Friday. And I want LASIK, both eyes.
真的 伙计们 你们不用这么做的 Really, guys, you don't have to do this.
小事一桩 女士 It's not a problem, ma'am.
谢谢你们了 Well, thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 都放里面了 女士 - 走好 - There you are, ma'am. - Good to go.
- 恭喜啦 - 谢谢你们 警官们 - Congratulations. - Thanks, Officers.
多谢 警官 Thanks again, Officer.
- 哦 见鬼 - 哇哦 这是什么? - Oh, shit. - Wow, what is this?
是吐司机吗? Is it a toaster?
是调味瓶吗? Is it a gravy boat?
哦... 哇哦 有人喜欢送现金啊 Ooh. Wow, some people like to give cash.
我从来就没相信过你的身份 听起来就不是真的 I never quite bought your cover story. Didn't ring true.
然后我记得温斯坦说过 Then I remembered Weinstein said he was shocked
他很奇怪今晚就只有两伙人来抢银行 that only two bank robberies were going down tonight.
我就意识到 实际上有三伙 And then I realised there were actually three.
计划得蛮充分的 Pretty solid plan.
凯特林内斯特 一个胆大的新出纳 却嫁给了一个错误的男人 Kaitlin Nest, plucky new feller who married the wrong guy.
真是个悲情的故事啊 Such a sympathetic story.
你的假未婚夫表明了你极高的品味 Your fake fiancé Max explains your expensive tastes.
你异国情调的旅游历史 Your history of exotic travel
表明了你突然去了一个无引渡法国家的原因 explains your sudden trip to a non-extradition state.
还有你的假结婚礼物让你能怀揣百万现金 And your phoney wedding presents allowed you to walk out of the bank
从容走出银行 却没有人会起半点疑心 with hundreds of pounds of cash without anyone raising an eyebrow.
你本打算大概晚上7点的时候下手的 You were gonna make your move around 7:00 p.m.
那时候安保全部失灵了 when all the security went down.
但是达里恩和德伦还有其他人坏了你的计划 But Darrien and Drum and everyone else derailed your plan.
你肯定很恼火吧 You must've been so pissed.
但是你静下心来 等待你的机会 But you bided your time, waiting for your opportunity.
等我关上所有灯 你就利用机会行动了 And when I killed the lights, you took your shot.
拿走吧 Take it.
这投过保的 - It's insured. - Mmm-hmm.
说实话 这真是天才之举 It's genius, actually.
没有人会打开一个女人的结婚礼物 No one's gonna open up a woman's wedding presents.
然后让警察把钱拿出银行 放进你车子的后备箱里? And then to have the cops carry the money out of the bank and into the trunk of your car?
老实说 我想我爱上你了 Honestly, I think I'm in love with you.
这么说太早了吗? Too soon to say that?
你想要什么 特里普? What do you want, Tripp?
- 这还不够明显? 我要入伙 - 真的? - Isn't it obvious? I want in. - Really?
平等的合作伙伴 我们只放长线钓大鱼 Equal partners. We only work the long con.
不动用暴力 不杀人 No violence, no bodies.
你凭什么觉得我不会杀了你? What makes you think I won't kill you?
你不是那种杀人的类型 You're not the killing kind.
而且 你喜欢我 Besides, you like me.
- 你这么觉得吗? - 哦 我知道的 肯定会很有意思的 - You think so? - Oh, I know so. it'll be fun.
你早就知道 我们会是绝佳的搭档的 You already know we'd make a great team.
你怎么说? What do you say?
你会吓傻吗? Are you gonna freak out?
我没懂你的意思? 怎么了? I don't know what you mean. What?
上次我吻你的时候 你都吓傻了 那好可怜的 The last time I kissed you, you freaked out and it was pretty pathetic.
你真名叫什么? What's your real name?
亚历克西斯布勒克 银行抢劫案排名第三 Alexis Black, number three in banks.
哦 这太他妈赞了 Oh, that's so fucking hot.