[片名：艾尔文和花栗鼠]
快进去了，快进去了 It's going. It's going.
这下可全出来了 And it's gone.
随它们去吧 Whatever.
也许我们该休息下了 Maybe we should take a break.
到此为止，我再也受不了啦 That's it. I can't take this anymore.
不行了，我放弃了 I can't. I give up.
我厌倦了为生存而斗争 I'm sick of struggling for survival.
地鼠、蚯蚓、臭麻雀… Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow...
那些家伙总是偷走我们的坚果 ...who always takes my nuts.
尤其厌倦了这棵该死的 And I'm especially sick of this stupid...
该死的树 ...stupid tree.
- 怎么回事 - 大家小心 - What's happening? - Guys.
我想我们把树惹火了 I think he made it angry.
我醒来了 I'm awake.
马上就起来 I'm up...
要迟到了 ...and I'm late.
录音原带，戴夫·赛威 Demo. Dave Seville.
钥匙，背包 Keys. Bag.
裤子 Pants.
我需要裤子，裤子可不能少 I need pants. Pants are essential.
克莱儿 Claire.
- 戴夫 - 嘿 - Dave. - Hey.
最近怎么样？ How's it going?
好久没见了，自从… I haven't seen you since...
自从你说再也不想见到我以后 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again.
看来我的话很灵验 So I guess it worked.
那是有趣的一天 What a fun day that was.
我猜，你是不是又快迟到了 Let me guess. You're late for something again.
- 还是老样子 - 你说什么 - Same old Dave. - Not following you.
你总是把事情搞砸 You know, the guy who's always fooling around...
没法和别人认真地交往 ...who can't handle a serious relationship.
这就是以往的戴夫 That was the old Dave.
不如找时间聊聊崭新的戴夫？ How about we get together, talk about the new Dave?
明天晚上，就在我家 Tomorrow night. My place.
- 我… - 好的 - I... - Great.
- 不… - 气色不错，克莱儿 - No... - You look good, Claire.
我们在哪 Where are we?
嗯，我觉得他们改造了我们的森林， Well, I think they remodeled our forest.
不错，有品位，很强大 I like it. Stylish, yet functional.
山都跑哪去了？ Where did the mountains go?
拜托好不好，我们是在大厦里，喜多 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore.
戴夫 Dave.
- 伊恩 - 嘿，大个子 - Lan. - Hey, big guy.
嘿， 你在这里的80楼看过风景没有？ Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor?
- 没有，他们从不让我过大厅 - 什么？难以… - No. They never let me past the lobby. - What? I can't...
嘿，让开，这可是戴夫·赛威 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville.
赛威先生，能赏脸尝尝我的糕点吗？ Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries?
不，不用劳烦了 No. I'd hate to be a bother.
不麻烦的，我们这有专门的蛋卷区 It's no problem. We have an omelet station.
蛋卷区 Omelet station.
给你倒杯水，或来杯咖啡吗？ Can I get you some water or a soy latte?
不然一杯麦芽汁怎么样？ How about a shot of wheatgrass juice?
一会吧，谢谢 Maybe later. Thanks.
我们来谈谈你的歌，戴夫 Let's talk about your song, Dave.
嗯，不仅听上去很疯狂… Well, as crazy as it sounds...
-启发我的灵感也很… ...the original inspiration came to me...
-歌很垃圾，戴夫 - The song sucks, Dave.
-啥？ -你的歌？烂透了，我讨厌 - What? - Your song? It's awful. I hate it.
你说，谁会去演唱这首歌 贾斯廷， 菲姬？ You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie?
门都没有 Not a chance.
我们要的是新意，要得是清爽 I need something new. I need something fresh.
-这歌有新意啊 -能成为下一个大热门 - That is new. - The next big thing.
戴夫，我们来看看从前 Dave, we go way back, all right?
大家毕业以来都不容易，但你不是 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much.
我也想喜欢这首歌，但你也听了，不咋样 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good.
如果我不是你的朋友，我会说 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say:
戴夫，你从这回去以后 "Dave, you go right back out of this office...
不要放弃写歌，终将功成名就 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday."
可我是你的朋友，我实话实说… But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you...
没有理由继续写… ...that there is no sense in writing songs...
别人永远不会去唱的歌 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing.
永远？ Ever?
不好意思 Excuse me.
能给我杯水吗？ Can I get some of that water?
没有了 We ran out.
嘿 Hey!
-别挡道 -艾尔文… - Out of the way. - Alvin...
-慢一点 -挪开你的屁股，喜多 ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore.
你踩着我的尾巴了 You stepped on my tail.
最后到门口的就是笨蛋 Last one to the door is roadkill.
我也来 I'm in.
这些发光的是啥东西？ What are these shiny things?
喜多，我们该走了 Theodore, we're leaving now.
好吧，这不是我最好的主意 当心！ Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out!
疯子！ Maniac!
撤回树上，撤回树上 Back to tree. Back to tree.
撤回门口，撤回门口 Back to the dog. Back to the dog!
-篮子！在3点钟方向 -哪个是3点钟方向？ - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock?
-这边 -伙计，等等我 - This way. - Guys, wait for me.
等等我，我还有点婴儿肥 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know.
-跳，你必须十二分想跳才成 -我想啊 - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it.
-我想跳 -我不能一天都挂在这 - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day.
你有在跳吗？ Will you jump already?
饼干 Muffins.
恶心，这就是他家？ Gross. Is this his house?
不，这是他的垃圾桶 No. It's his garbage can.
这儿肯定是他储备过冬食物的地方 This must be where he stores his food for winter.
来吧，宝贝，到爸爸这来！ Come on, baby. Come to papa!
你好，璀璨夺目 Hello, gorgeous.
我们找到了主脉矿 We've hit the mother lode.
这是我生命中最棒的一天 This is the greatest day of my life.
有啦！我找到了芝士球 Eureka! I found the cheese balls.
艾尔文，你在干嘛？不要乱来 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess.
炸弹来啦 Cannonball.
快点，藏起来 Quick. Hide.
动作快点 Hurry, you guys.
我把这些搁这了吗？ Did I put these here?
你在这，找到你了 There you are. I got you.
他晕过去好一阵子了 He's been out for quite a while.
伙计，他已经死了吧 You guys, he's dead.
别慌，毁尸灭迹 Don't panic. Wipe everything down.
我需要三个垃圾袋，一个铲子，一些消毒剂 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant...
一些消毒手套和香草，快动手 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go!
别忙，大侦探，他醒来了 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.
我一定听到什么声音 I must be hearing things.
天，这一定是幻觉 Oh, this is trippy.
先生，你还好吗？ Sir, are you all right?
退后！ Get back!
松鼠不会说话 Squirrels can't talk.
嘿 Hey.
听着，天才 Watch it, genius.
我们是花栗鼠，花栗鼠 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks.
花栗鼠也不会说话的 Chipmunks can't talk either.
我们嘴唇在动，话就说出来了 Our lips are moving and words are coming out.
什么事都没发生过 This is not happening.
我没有在和花栗鼠说话 我没有在和花栗鼠说话 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.
自欺欺人不好吧，戴夫? So how's that working for you, Dave?
你咋知道我的名字 How do you know my name?
这个我来回答，我们看了你的邮件，无意中的 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.
你应该清了那些生活帐单，戴夫 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.
-难道你没听过信用评级？ -这个是什么？ - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing?
嘿，嘿，嘿 别乱动…关掉它 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off.
不好意思 Sorry.
他出生时从树上摔了下来 He fell out of the tree at birth.
是不是所有的动物都会说话？ Can all animals talk?
这个嘛，我相信鱼只会手语 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language.
嘿，是不是所有人类家里 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that
闻上都象臭袜子？ smell like sweat socks?
戴夫喜欢穿 Dave likes to wear
秃毛的脏内衣 Dirty underwear with little hairs
我们不应彼此怀有敌意 We're getting off on the wrong foot.
让我们先来自我介绍 Allow us to introduce ourselves.
你好，我是西蒙，最聪明的 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one.
- 他是艾尔文 - 最棒的 - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one.
我是喜多 And I'm Theodore.
哦，很高兴见到你们 现在滚出我的房子 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house.
但是我们会说话 But we talk.
这就让我更想赶你们出去 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more.
这很怪异，不自然，还有点邪恶 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
我更喜欢他昏迷的时候 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.
-抓住了 -嘿 - Gotcha. - Hey.
不要这样，戴夫 Don't do this, Dave.
我们能在门上啃出个洞来 We can gnaw right through this door.
嘿 Hi.
哦，我们打扰到你了吗 Oh, were we disturbing you?
怎么，你们还会唱歌？ What, you guys can sing too?
那不算唱歌，这才是唱歌 That's not singing. This is singing.
简直不可思议 This is amazing.
来，大伙都进来 Here, everyone inside.
-来吧 -谢谢 - There you go. - Thank you.
好吧，做个交换 All right, here's the deal.
你们唱我的歌，就能住这里 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here.
不干，慢着，包不包早餐？ No. Wait. Is breakfast included?
没有问题 I can live with that.
优先看电视的权力？ What about TV privileges?
好吧，但只限７点前 Okay, but not after 7.
-八点 -成交 - Eight. - Done.
别告诉你们的动物朋友， But don't tell your animal friends,
我不想一回家… because I don't wanna come home...
就发现兔子和臭鼬在沙发上 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch.
那些肮脏的动物，从没跟他们联系过 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them.
对，你是我们唯一的朋友 Yeah, you're our only friend.
不，不，不 咱们先别进展的太快 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
首先我是你们的作曲者开始 Let's just start with me being your songwriter.
想问下，你以前写过歌吗？ Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before?
-是的 -外面那些是你的乐器吗？ - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside?
是的 Yup.
天啊，不！ Oh, no!
快去快回 Hurry back.
那么，我们当务之急是找到合适的歌曲，排练 So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse...
-嘿， 戴夫 -西蒙 - Hey, Dave. - Simon.
我的错 My bad.
这是我的曲谱 This is my sheet music.
艾尔文 Alvin.
这不是呼拉圈，是毛巾架 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack.
-扫兴男 -你们几个一直都这样？ - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this?
我们还是小孩， 戴夫 We're kids, Dave.
那么，你们父母在哪？ Well, where are your parents?
如果你是花栗鼠， When you're a chipmunk,
你父母只照顾你一周 your parents take care of you for a week.
然后他们就离开了 Then they take off.
我们父母是嬉皮士，他们很早就去了参加公社 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
-我是机器人罗伯特， - I am Robert the Robot.
－救命！发疯的机器人，救命！它在追我！ - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me!
-它追着我 -嘿嘿，当心着点 - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that.
-对不起 -它是个限量版收藏品 - Sorry. - It's a collectible.
-我去年圣诞节得到的 -圣诞节！我们爱圣诞节！ - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas.
尽管我们从没庆祝过圣诞节 Even though we've never actually celebrated it.
但我们想要 But we want to.
圣诞节可不容易搞错 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas.
哦，也许能和你一起庆祝 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you.
嗯，也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
我经历了漫长奇异的一天 是时候上床了 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed.
来吧 Come on.
咱们明天开始工作 We start work tomorrow.
明早8点我想看到你们精神的眼睛和油亮的尾巴 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8.
我的尾巴到9点后才会油亮 My tail isn't bushy till 9.
没问题，现在去睡觉 Not my problem. Now go to sleep.
希望圣诞节早点来 I hope Christmas comes fast.
我也是 Me too.
曾想要个翻筋斗的飞机 Want a plane that loops the loop?
环 Loop.
圈 Hoop.
呼拉圈 Hula-Hoop.
麻烦来啦，洞里爆破！？ Here's trouble. Fire in the hole!
你们搞啥名堂？ What are you guys doing?
没什么，你在干嘛？ Nothing. What are you doing?
退后，戴夫，要爆炸啦！ Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow!
我来接，我来接，来爸爸这 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa.
- 嘿，去哪了？ - 西蒙，它就落在你跟前 - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you.
你没看到？ You didn't see it?
我举着几个手指？ How many fingers am I holding up?
四个，不不不，八个？算上你的拇指？ Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb?
- 等下，等下，等下… - 慢着，慢着… - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second.
六个，最后答案是六个 Six. Final answer is six.
试试这个 Try these.
感觉怎样？ How's that?
有人废了你的房子 Someone trashed your house.
昨晚我睡觉前还是干净的 It was clean when I went to bed last night.
我们画了下画，然后就饿了 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry.
看看我们画的？ Wanna see what we colored?
事实上，我想给你们弹首歌 Actually, I wanna play you something.
我给你们写了首歌，所以… I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's...
我们藏了些薄饼贮备过冬 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter.
而且没有你的份 And we're not sharing.
我们冬天都会有食物的， Guys, we're gonna have food all winter,
如果现在开始储备 so if you start storing it...
它就会腐烂，就会招来耗… ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent...
坏事，咱们别耗在这了 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here.
走吧，我们去工作 Let's go. Let's get to work.
开始了，花栗鼠们准备好了吗 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song?
- 准备就绪 - 对，现在就唱 - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now.
- 好了吗，西蒙? - 好了 - Ready, Simon? - Okay.
- 好了吗，喜多? - 好了 - Ready, Theodore? - Okay.
艾尔文？ Alvin?
这能让仓鼠滚笼无地自容 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt.
艾尔文！ Alvin!
好！ Okay!
圣诞，圣诞即将到 Christmas, Christmastime is near
是时候玩乐，是时候欢笑 Time for toys and time for cheer
我们一直很乖，但撑不了多久 We've been good, but we can't last
快点，圣诞，快到来 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast
曾盼有个飞机翻着筋斗 Want a plane that loops the loop
我只想要个呼拉圈 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop
心急如乱麻实难熬 We can't hardly stand the wait
拜托，圣诞，别让我们等 Please, Christmas, don't be late
啥事？ What?
戴夫·赛威在大厅 Dave Seville's in the lobby.
他说见不到你就不走 He says he won't leave without seeing you.
又是那废柴？ That loser again?
- 戴夫 - 伊恩 - Dave. - Lan.
- 好 - 我给你准备了东西 - Okay. - I've got something for you.
- 正是你说的下一个大热门 - 戴夫 - It's your next big thing. - Dave.
什么都别说 Don't say anything.
搞啥？ What the?
戴夫，别这么糟塌你自己 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man.
他们会唱歌 They sing.
不，他们不能 No. They don't.
可以的，给我几秒钟 They do. Just give me a second.
来吧，伙计 Come on, guys.
曾盼有个飞机翻着筋斗 Want a plane that loops the loop
我，只想要个呼拉圈 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop
你知道， 戴夫… You know, Dave...
有人会这样说… ...some people might say it's kind of weird...
一个大男人想要呼拉圈有点怪 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop.
但还有人会说，听过最奇怪的是 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that?
一个大男人带给另一个大男人… A grown man bringing another grown man...
一个盒子，里面是一群花栗鼠… ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it...
它们不仅会说话，还能唱歌哦 ...who not only speak English but can sing."
他们真的会唱歌，我们练了一个早上 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning.
哦，你们练过的，我真不知道 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well.
耶，好了，我现在假装… Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend...
我要去赴一个午餐 ...that I have a lunch to go to.
我有一个午宴要去 I've got a lunch to go to.
怎么回事？ What was that?
没事，没事，只是有点怯场 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright.
我的心都快爆炸了 I thought my heart was gonna explode.
我们不是马戏团的猴子 We're not performing monkeys.
为什么非要在那家伙面前唱 Why do we have to sing for that guy?
好嘛，这么想怎么样 Well, how's this?
假设我讨厌现在的工作可又需要钱… Pretend I need the money and I hate my job...
你们既然在我家住，就欠我个人情 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me.
我们很抱歉，戴夫 We're sorry, Dave.
对，这让我好受点 Yeah, that helps.
算了吧，我上班都迟到了 Never mind. I'm late for work.
能和你一起去吗？ Can we go with you?
还去？让你们把那也搞砸？ What, so you can mess that up too?
你们给我回家 You're going home.
我能站在你腿上开车吗？ Can I stand in your lap and steer?
啊，至少能让我们响下喇叭 Oh, can we at least beep the horn?
算了吧 Never mind.
很抱歉时间延迟了 应该只有几分钟 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes.
但是我们要吊大家胃口 But we're building the suspense.
- 他来了 - 不好意思，来晚了 - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late.
各位，我为了“好能嚼能量棒”费尽心力 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial.
应该是“好能干能量棒” That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial.
对，好能干 Right, Good-able.
好的，是这么一个场景 Okay, here's the pitch.
镜头对准一组无精打采的小孩 We open on a group of lethargic kids.
特写一个女孩的脸部，她表情沮丧 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad.
顾客不喜欢假设他们小孩神情沮丧 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad.
能让她放风筝么？ Could she be flying a kite?
我喜欢风筝 I like kites.
不错 Good.
好，没问题，她在放风筝 Okay, great. She's flying a kite.
她拉着风筝跑啊跑 然后没体力了 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam.
太累了，她放跑了风筝 She's tired and lets go of the kite.
不好，看看她的脸，很伤心 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad.
- 但不要太伤心 - 好 - But not too sad. - Right.
所以她拿出“好能干能量棒” So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar...
是我妈，抱歉 It's my mom. Sorry.
- 你好，妈妈 - 出了点状况，戴夫 - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave.
喜多用吸尘器吸进了艾尔文 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin.
- 艾尔文 - 戴夫，救命！ - Alvin. - Dave, help!
- 什么？ - 起码不是垃圾粉碎机 - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal.
保持冷静 Just stay calm.
这下喜多也中招 And there goes Theodore.
听着，我现在帮不了你们 Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
我完全理解，可是…对不起，戴夫? I absolutely understand but... Sorry, Dave?
提问 Quick question.
你喜欢室内游泳池么？ How do you feel about an indoor pool?
听着，如果你拿水淹我家 你就死定了 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead.
横尸街头，明白吗？ Out on the street, capiche?
老妈 Mothers.
我们不如回过头来 看看这个销售计划 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections?
当第一眼看到这些数， You know, when I first saw these numbers,
我认为不可能… I thought there's just no way...
当再看一遍… ...but then I looked again.
喜多的屁股尺寸？ The "size of Theodore's butt"?
不如回到讨论上来 Why don't we come back to that?
总之呢，6-12岁的健康零食市场 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks...
是不能提前10年预见的 ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds.
西蒙自诩有多聪明 "How smart Simon thinks he is"?
是的，他的智商刚刚相反 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is.
谁是西蒙？ Who's Simon?
- 我不知… - 接着讲下去 - I didn't... - Just move it along.
我想我得卷铺盖回家了 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office.
确实 Sounds good.
海棉宝宝，你迟到了１５分钟 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late.
对不起，克拉博先生，我找了加理一晚上 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary.
他跑掉了，那么… He got away. Well...
伙计，这是怎么回事？ Guys. What's this about?
很明显是喜多的屁股 Obviously, Theodore's butt.
我们说过画了画 We told you we colored.
在我的演示板上？你们害我被开除了 On my presentation boards? You got me fired.
我们没想到 We didn't know.
- 我们很抱歉，戴夫 - 你很抱歉就行了？ - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic.
说对不起能找回我的工作，喜多？ Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore?
为什么到处都是我的衣服？ Why are my clothes all over the place?
我们用它们把水拖干净了 好主意，对吧？ We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right?
我的天啊，喜多，你刚刚是？ Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...?
是葡萄干，戴夫 It's a raisin, Dave.
证明给我看 Prove it.
好吧，算你厉害 Okay, you got me.
我想和你们大伙一起谈谈 艾尔文在哪？ I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
- 艾尔文？ - 你欠我个大的人情 - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime.
艾尔文 Alvin.
来吧，来吧 Come on. Come on.
不知道要“敲门”吗 There's this new thing. It's called knocking.
- 给我出来 - 我在等循环清洗 - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
- 出来 - 我在洗澡呢 - Out. - I'm taking a shower here.
如果写张清单，列出我人生最悲惨日子 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever...
清单上第一名就是今天 ...today would be at the top of the list.
还早着呢 And it's still early.
闭嘴，肥皂泡 Clam it, sudsy.
好了，大伙，这样来跟你们说吧 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay?
拜你们所赐，我没了工作，没了事业， I have no job, no career,
房子一团乱 my house is always a mess. Thank you very much.
你好，戴夫我是克莱儿·威尔森 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling.
为什么我会说出我的姓？ And why did I just say my last name?
很奇怪， That was weird.
可能是晚上过来吃饭有点紧张 I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner.
- 晚饭 - 就这样，要挂了喔 - Dinner. - So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now.
晚上我7点钟到，再见 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye.
只剩下半小时了 That's half an hour.
克莱儿是谁？ Who's Claire?
克莱儿是戴夫的配偶 Claire is Dave's mate.
她不是我的配偶 She is not my mate.
是我前配偶 She's my ex-mate.
好吧，这棒极了 Okay. This is great.
戴夫，戴夫，别紧张 Dave. Dave, relax.
你去准备晚餐，剩下的交给我们 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest.
我不怎么相信你们说的 Why am I having a hard time believing you?
很伤人，戴夫，你伤我们心了 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts.
- 对啊，我们并肩作战，戴夫 - 像一家人一样 - Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. - Like a family.
不，不像一家人 No. Not like a family.
时间宝贵，戴夫，最好快动手 Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.
没错 Right.
我们也整理了办公室和休闲车辆 We also do offices and recreational vehicles.
那是什么味道？ What's that smell?
你的香水味 It's your cologne.
你们都干了什么？ 把整瓶都洒在毯子上？ What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug?
我们叫做区域芳香 We call it scenting the area.
必须承认我很惊讶 I gotta admit I'm surprised.
地方看起来不错 The place looks great.
戴夫，我们花栗鼠出了名爱干净 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy.
是的，我见识了 Yeah, I see that.
- 那些面包条闻着真香 - 是啊 - Those bread sticks smell great. - Yeah.
晚餐几点开始？ So when's dinner?
伙计，我不知道该怎么说 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this...
但这是克莱儿和我的烛光晚餐 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me.
先停一下，戴夫 Hold the phone, Dave.
- 我们不能… - 不能 - We can't have... - No.
- 就算我们… - 不行 - Even if we... - No.
- 我们觉得… - 都不行，你们去另一个房间 - We thought it... - And no. Look, in the other room.
哎呀 Jeez.
真是个扫兴男 What a buzzkill, man.
- 我都不知道你厨艺这么好 - I never knew you could cook this well.
- 关键在慢火烹调 - It's all about slow roasting.
需要的时间长 可是味道来的好，何必急呢 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush?
呵，给人印象深刻 Well, I'm impressed.
- 我一直在看你的照片 - I've been seeing your photos.
- 是啊，进展很不错 - Yeah, it's going really great.
你怎么样，你的工作呢？ How about you, how's your job?
很棒，很喜欢 Great. Loving it.
现在情况如何？ How do you think it's going?
可怕啊，他们甚至不闻对方 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other.
艾尔文，戴夫说… Alvin. Dave said that...
戴夫需要恋爱医生的帮助 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
还有他的助手 And his assistant.
给我回来 Get back here.
知道吗，这很好 You know, this is nice.
就两个好朋友一起吃饭，聊天 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out.
没有压力，没啥奇怪的 No pressure. Nothing weird.
我的收音机经常这样， My stereo does that all the time.
好像有思想一样 It's like it has a mind of its own.
你的意思是？ You were saying?
没事，我就是有点紧张 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about
因为来到这里 coming over here.
你不会觉得这是个约会吧？ I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something.
约会？不啊 A date? No.
家里的电线有点短路 The wiring in my unit is shot.
你应该找个电工帮忙修修 You should get an electrician to fix that.
我不需要任何人帮我任何事 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me.
好吧 Okay.
给我几分钟时间 Could you excuse me for a moment?
我去检查下电路盒 I'm gonna go check the fuse box.
嘿 Hey.
听着，我知道你们想干嘛，艾尔文 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin.
- 口气检查 - 去哪了，艾尔文 - Breath check. - Where's Al...?
戴夫，你没事吧？ Dave, are you okay?
一切正常 Everything's fine.
为什么这么干？ Why did you do that?
我只是想帮忙，戴夫 你的嘴有大蒜味 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath.
不用再帮忙了 你们毁了一切 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything.
我眼睛里似乎进了东西 I think I got something in my eye.
过来，让我看看 Here. Let me see.
是的，看上去很恼火， 有点发红， 怎么搞的？ Yeah. It looks really irritated. It's so red. What happened?
那是什么 What was that?
啊，我好像看见一只耗子 Oh, I thought I saw a rat.
- 一只耗子？ - 可能什么都没有 - A rat? - Probably nothing.
来吧，我们把饭吃完 Here, let's finish eating, huh?
明天我就打电话叫灭鼠队 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator.
- 什么？ - 克莱儿 - What? - Claire.
戴夫？ 戴夫？ Dave? Dave?
- 告诉她，她是你的另一半 - 你到底搞什么？ - Tell her she completes you. - What are you doing?
- 成功了，戴夫 - 戴夫 - You got it, Dave. - Dave.
戴夫，松手 Dave, let go.
很抱歉，克莱儿，是因为… I'm sorry, Claire. It's just...
我失业了，克莱儿 I lost my job, Claire.
我想我需要一个拥抱 And I guess I just needed a hug.
怎么不早说，告诉我发生了什么 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened.
这些听起来匪夷所思 Well, this is gonna sound really strange.
别开玩笑，别插科打诨 No games. No fooling around.
- 真相？ - 拜托，我请求你 - The truth? - Please, I'm begging you.
我的人生被会说话的花栗鼠毁了 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks.
- 你知道吗？ - 我没疯，我发誓 - You know what? - I'm not crazy, I swear.
你一点都没变 You haven't changed at all.
等等，克莱儿别走，听我解释 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain.
花栗鼠 Chipmunks.
你应该亲她，戴夫 You should've kissed her, Dave.
她想要你 She wanted you.
艾尔文，你一点都没帮上忙 Alvin, you're not helping.
别放弃，戴夫 Don't give up, Dave.
走开，让我独自待会儿 Go away. Leave me alone.
戴夫，要一块饼干吗？ Dave, would you like a cookie?
我说，别理我 I said, leave me alone.
是我错觉， 还是他真的在生气？ Is it me, or was he a little mad?
还用问，戴夫是不是生气？ 当然了 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes.
他真的有大蒜味口臭 He really did have garlic breath.
干的漂亮，伙计们 Yeah, well-played, guys.
有办法了 Idea.
谁出车费？ Who has cab fare?
给车费？ 我们连口袋都没有 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets.
亲爱的孩子，很遗憾， 但是这样下去不行 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out.
我不知道怎么想的 觉得自己能照顾你们… I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys...
…我连自己生活都照顾不好 ...when I can barely manage my own life.
你们应该回去真正的家，大森林里 You should go back to your real home in the forest.
这对我们大家都好 That's what's best for all of us.
我很遗憾要这样，可是… I'm sorry it has to be this way, but...
伙计们？ Guys?
西蒙，喜多？ Simon, Theodore?
伙计们？ Guys?
艾尔文 Alvin?
艾尔文 Alvin!
西蒙 Simon?
喜多 Theodore?
艾尔文 Alvin?
艾尔文 Alvin.
你好? Hello?
有人吗? Hello?
小屁孩 Kids.
圣诞，圣诞即将到 Christmas, Christmastime is near
是时候玩乐，是时候欢笑 Time for toys and time for cheer
心急如乱麻实难熬 We can't hardly stand the wait
拜托，圣诞，别让我们等 Please, Christmas, don't be late
欢迎来到杰特唱片 Welcome to Jett Records.
好嘛，新规矩，9点以后不准外出 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9.
如果不告诉我去哪里，门都别想出 And not at all unless I know where you're going.
你在为我们担心吗， 戴夫？ Were you worried about us, Dave?
不是，我就是想知道，就这样 No. I just need to know, that's all.
如果你不担心，为什么想知道呢？ Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know?
我需要知道，好不好？ I need to know, okay?
艾尔文 Alvin.
哦，很对不起 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah.
-对不起 -小孩？ - Sorry. - Kids, huh?
他们让你寸步难离 你有小孩吗？ They keep you on your toes. Do you have any?
三个小男孩 Three boys.
有时候好过些 Well, some days are better than others.
但有时候你简直想把他们封进盒子里… And some days you just wanna close them in a box...
把盒子丢在公园就跑的远远的 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know?
快，藏好 Quick, hide.
伙计，这些怎么回事？ Guys, what's all this?
薄饼 Toaster waffles.
我买不起这么多薄饼 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles.
-什么？ -可能你没留意到… - What? - Well, in case you didn't notice...
我没有了工作 ...I don't have a job anymo...
我的歌？ My song?
-好啊 -是啊 - All right. - Yeah.
-你好 -嘿，戴夫 - Hello? - Hey, Dave.
嘿，我最爱的作曲家近况如何 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter?
- 伊恩？ - 告诉我你听到了 - Lan? - Tell me you've heard the song.
是啊，我现在就在听 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now.
你怎样… 啥时候… How did you...? When did...?
商业速度，宝贝 这就是我的作法， Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it.
这就是我的本事 That's how I roll.
我有个朋友在卫星频率，就马上循环播放 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation.
还有你那群小伙计的视频 And that video of your little guys,
在YouTube已经有了上千万的点击率 10 million hits already on YouTube.
太疯狂了，我要挂了 It's crazy. I gotta go.
给那些家伙穿点衣服，挺尴尬的 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing.
我们欠你的， 戴夫 We owed you, Dave.
那么我们还能买薄饼吗，戴夫？ So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave?
上汤了 Soup's on.
艾尔文 Alvin.
你们觉得咋样？ So, what do you think?
酷 Cool.
好吧 All right.
牙刷？ Toothbrush, huh? Okay.
不行 No.
戴夫… Dave...
你醒着吗？ ...are you awake?
现在醒了 I am now.
我作了个噩梦 I had a nightmare.
能和你一起睡吗？ Can I sleep with you?
我不会打扰你的 You won't even know I'm here.
好吧，但是待在床那边 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed.
没问题 Oh, okay.
喜多，这不是你那边 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed.
-喜多起床，圣诞节到啦 - Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas.
-来吧，圣诞节来了 - Come on, man. It's Christmas.
哦，棒，哦，棒！ Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
在圣诞节的第一天，戴夫醒来 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up
来啊，这是圣诞节 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah.
起来，懒骨头 Wake up, lazy bones.
哦，好啊，圣诞节 Oh, yeah. Christmas.
-起来哦 -你死了后可以睡个够的 - Up and at them. - You can sleep when you're dead.
-我来了 -来吧，戴夫 - I'm coming - Come on, Dave.
快一点，爹爹 Hurry up, Dad.
-爹爹？ -戴夫，我是说戴夫 - Dad? - Dave. I said Dave.
今天会是我最喜欢的圣诞节 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever.
-你会想先开我的礼物 -先开我的 - You want to open mine first. - Open mine first.
-不，戴夫，我的更好 -你们都为我准备了礼物？ - No, Dave, mine is better. - You guys got me presents?
当然了 Of course.
好吧，西蒙？ All right. Simon?
哇，这是个… Wow, it's a...
是个纸做的指南针 It's a paper-clip compass.
纸做的指南针，现在我不会迷路了 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost.
下个是我 Me next.
艾尔文 Alvin.
-我的钱包 -喜欢吗？ - My wallet. - Do you like it?
真的？我想送一个每天都用到的礼物给你 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day.
是啊，我都用了它快十年了 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now.
很有想法，艾尔文，谢谢你 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you.
从你脸上看得出来，戴夫 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave.
做的不错，喜多，给爹（戴） Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav."
我来看看，上面说：圣诞快乐，爱你喜多 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore."
上面还有几个画得不错的菠萝 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples?
那些不是菠萝，是我们一家子 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family.
伙计们，我们得把关系搞清楚 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here.
我不是你们的… I'm not your...
知道吗，不是你们的爹爹或其他什么 You know, your dad or anything, right?
但你就像个爹爹一样 But you're like a dad.
呃，不是很像 Well, not really.
我是指，我们肯定是好朋友 I mean, we're friends for sure.
然后我帮你们写歌，管理你们事业 And I write your music, you know, manage your career.
-给我们做衣服 -喂我们 - Make us sweaters. - Feed us.
当我们做噩梦时 让我们在你床上睡 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares.
朋友也是这么做的 That's what friends do.
谁想看看我给你们准备的礼物？ So who wants to open their presents?
-是个脑筋急转弯吗？我们都想看 -对 - Is that a trick question? We do. - Yeah.
礼物 噢 伙计 - Presents. - Oh, boy.
礼物，礼物，礼物 Presents. Presents. Presents.
我等不及了，要第一个拆我的 I can't wait to open mine first.
信封 Envelopes.
储蓄债券 They're savings bonds.
不错 Cool.
要知道， You know,
七年后你就能买到些好东西 in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice.
七年前的东西你现在还留着么？ Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago?
- 艾尔文，要有礼貌 - 谢谢了 戴夫 - Alvin, manners. - Thank you, Dave.
是的，谢谢了，大卫 Yeah. Thanks, Dave.
- 伊恩？ - 谁想要礼物？ - Lan? - Who wants presents?
- 好了 - 真棒 - All right. - Cool.
我那里还有好多 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from.
把东西搬进来吧 Bring them on in, fellas.
- 哦，耶 - 下注吧 - Oh, yeah. - Jackpot.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
- 关照我的孩子们 - Taking care of my boys.
- 耶，这就是我刚说的 - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
诡异，你的礼物怎么回事 Weird. What happened to your presents?
- 哪个是我的？ - 大的那个估计是我的 - Which one is mine? - That big one is for me, I think.
你给他们什么了？ What did you get them?
储蓄债券 Savings bonds.
很好，确实是每个孩子做梦想要的 Great. Just what every kid dreams of.
你们运气不错，因为你们的伊恩叔叔来了 You're in luck. Your uncle lan came through.
- 真绑 - 伊恩叔叔？ - Cool. - Uncle lan?
这…这是我的？ Is... Is this for me?
不是，这是西蒙的 No, it's for Simon.
- 喜多 - 哦，天啊 - Theodore. - Oh, boy.
- 艾尔文的 - 谢谢圣诞公公 - And Alvin. - Thank you, Santa.
这是你的。你喜欢橡树岭男孩，对吧？ （美国乡村音乐组合） This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right?
好了，不用谢我了 Yeah, you're welcome.
孩子们 And guess what, guys.
伊恩叔叔要为新专辑开个盛大的发布会 Uncle lan is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD.
没错，媒体、狗仔队还有好莱坞名星 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots.
无所不有 The whole nine yards.
- 太炫了 - 太好了 - Awesome. - Sweet.
是啊，戴夫，给你一个星期时间写首新歌 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single.
行吗？要新颖的 All right? Something funky and fresh.
- 好要乖哟，我们走了 - 再见，伊恩叔叔 - Peace. We out. - Bye, Uncle lan.
- 圣诞快乐 - 现在真的是圣诞节了 - Merry Christmas. - Now it really is Christmas.
救命啊，救命 Mayday, mayday.
这边请，这边请 This way, this way, this way.
好了，请安静，谢谢各位的光临 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming.
今晚是个特别的夜晚 It is a very special night tonight.
捷克唱片， Here at Jett Records,
我们一直以给您新颖的音乐为己任 we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today.
哦，我又做到了 Oh, and guess what. I did it again.
女士们先生们，马上就是他们的最新单曲 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single...
欢迎 艾尔文，西蒙和喜多 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
耶，台上的是 Yeah, in the place to be
花栗鼠演唱的 Chipmunks on the M-l-C
巫医 "Witch Doctor"
各位，他们可以吗 Everybody, can they do it?
可以吗？ Can they do it?
来吧，各位 Come on, people, let's get to it
一起来吧 Let's get to it
来吧，抖抖，来吧，摇摇，都来跳舞 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor
来吧，抖抖，来吧，摇摇 和花栗鼠一起来 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go
我跟巫医说我爱上了你 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
我跟巫医说你不爱我 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too
然后巫医跟我说要怎么做 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do
他说：哦咦哦啊啊 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah
叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah
叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
哟，DJ，带动这个派对 Yo, DJ, pump this party!
各位，他们可以吗 Everybody, can they do it?
-可以吗 -来，来，来 - Can they do it? - Go! Go! Go!
来吧，各位，一起来吧 Come on, people, let's get to it
来，来，来 Go! Go! Go!
来吧，抖抖，来吧，摇摇，都来跳舞 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor
来吧，抖抖，来吧，摇摇 和花栗鼠一起来 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go
艾尔文！西蒙！喜多！ Alvin! Simon! Theodore!
我跟巫易说你不是真的爱我 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true
我跟巫医说你不是很爱我 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice
然后巫医建议我 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice
他对我说 He said to me:
叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
你总是不爱我 You've been keeping love from me
-这并不高明 -并不高明 - And that's not very smart - Not very smart
我出去找到 I went out and found
人来得到你的心，那就是我自己 myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart
我的巫医朋友告诉我要怎么说 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say
我的巫医朋友告诉我要怎么做 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do
我知道我一说你就是我的了 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you
-哦，宝贝，宝贝 -哦咦哦啊啊 - Oh, baby, baby! - Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah
叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊哦咦哦啊啊 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah
哦咦哦啊啊 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang
哦咦哦啊啊叮叮当当乌拉乌拉乒乓 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang
耶 Yeah.
好了，各位，知道要做什么吧 All right, party people. You know how we do it.
站上舞台，尽情的跳吧 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
- 不介意我拍几张照片吧 - 克莱儿 - You mind if I grab a few pics? - Claire.
- 完全不会，拍吧 - 好啊 - Not at all. Fire away. - Great.
我有个新任务，要采访你们的成名经历 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame.
- 哦，这是 艾尔文，西蒙和喜多 - 你好 - Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hi.
- 你们好 - 你好克莱儿 - Hello. - Hi, Claire.
你很正点 You're hot.
忘了你们没有正式见面了 Forgot you guys haven't officially met.
那个，戴夫… So, Dave...
很抱歉那天晚上，我真的以为你… ...l'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you...
疯了是吧？ That I was insane?
我完全理解你的感受 I totally understand it.
会说话的花栗鼠 这个吃饭的时候的确很难接受 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner.
但是看看你现在， But look at you now. You've got
事业、前程、孩子 the career, promising future, kids.
就像一家人 You're like a family.
别在他面前说“一家人”，跟放臭屁似的 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas.
- 就像很臭的臭屁 - 哪有 - Like, clear-the-room gas. - Does not.
他不想要一个家庭 He doesn't want a family.
怎么你们不去别处玩儿，或者去洗劫桌上的点心？ Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table?
别介意，孩子们 Don't take it personally, you guys.
有些人空有好东西而不自知 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it.
对吧戴夫？ Right, Dave?
克莱儿 Claire.
她没恶意，伙计，但是你确实不擅长于此 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this.
嘿，觉得这个怎么样？ Hey, what do you think of this?
- 这是什么？ - 是艾尔文 - What is it? - It's Alvin.
看起来一点不像艾尔文 That looks nothing like Alvin.
哦，这是个模型， Well, yeah. It's a prototype.
我们会卖掉成千上万这玩意 We'll sell a million of these things.
这是声控的，来说点啥 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it.
你好，看起来一点不像艾尔文的艾尔文娃娃 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin.
- 看到了吧，你喜欢，这是西班牙语 - See? You love it. It's Spanish.
- 知道吗？这样子很奇怪 - You know what? That's just weird.
等等，戴夫， 戴夫，戴夫 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave.
我们得扩大花栗黍的粉丝团 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base.
我是说，忘记音乐 I mean, forget about the music.
音乐只是赚大钱的一个途径，懂吗？ The music is but a means to the big money, okay?
我在说我们的皮衣生产线，香水 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne.
花栗鼠加热器，这一类东西，花栗鼠冷酒器 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers.
- 我意思是 - 他们只是孩子 - I mean... - They're just kids.
不，他们是老鼠 No, they're rats.
他们可以为我们挣很多钱 And they could make us both so much money...
- 只要你让我跟他们一起工作 ...if you just let me work with them.
- 我听不见你说什么，音乐太吵 - I can't hear you, the music's too loud.
这你别跟我对着干，戴夫，我不会输的 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose.
有人吃腻了巧克力肉球了吗？ Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs?
我可能要胰岛素休克了，但是值的了 （胰岛素休克：胰岛素分泌过多，导致昏迷） I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it.
哦，甜甜的，甜甜的裹了糖浆的肉哟 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat.
嘿，艾尔文喜欢这歌吧，伙计 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro.
- 击个掌 - 怎么啦？ - Up top. - What's up, player?
我见你们玩的 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that
很开心啊 I've put out for you guys.
我在说什么呢？ What am I talking about?
你们会不会喜欢一直都吃这些啊？ You probably eat like this all the time.
哦，戴夫说过他不想惯坏我们 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us.
伙计，你是摇滚歌星，你应该被崇溺 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled.
我的意思是，你们应该坐私家轿车和飞机出入 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes.
你们应该每天都出席这样的派对 And you should be going to parties like this every night.
真的么？可是戴夫说我们需要保证睡眠 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep.
听着，艾尔文，这实在是很难开口， Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but,
但是实不相瞒 I mean, I gotta be upfront about it.
戴夫在阻挠你们，懂不？ Dave's holding you back, you know.
我每天可以让你多赚20块 I could be making you 20 large a day.
- 那很多吗？ - 是的 - Is that a lot? - Yes.
还有就是…这我不能说…还是说了吧 Another thing... I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you.
背着你们，戴夫喊你们… Look, behind your back, Dave calls you...
老鼠 ..."the rats."
- 老鼠？ - 是啊，无论怎么说，对吧？这我明白 - Rats? - Yeah. Whatever, right? I know.
那么，不要为难。 Well, don't let it bother you.
对我而言，你们是家人 I mean, me? I consider you boys family.
如果有任何需要，随便什么… And if there's anything you need, anything at all...
打电话给伊恩叔叔，好吗？ ...give your uncle lan a call, all right?
- 哦，好 - 再见 - Oh, right. - Ciao.
来啊，兄弟，你开车慢的像我奶奶 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother.
换个轮椅吧， 让开！ Get a wheelchair. Move over!
嘿，兄弟们，看我，上啊上啊 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away.
艾尔文 Alvin.
帮不了你西蒙，我要领先了 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here.
嘿，孩子们，我有个新歌的点子 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song.
嘿，戴夫 Hey, Dave.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on in here?
我记得让你们打扫来着 I thought I told you guys to clean up.
我们真在弄 We are.
- 那是谁？ - 伊恩叔叔给我们雇了个清洁工 - Who's that? - Uncle lan hired us a housekeeper.
她还是个按摩师 She's also a masseuse.
来啊，滚开点，自私鬼 Come on, move over, road hog.
要么开去慢车道，要么停下来 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane.
- 这游戏哪里来的？ - 伊恩叔叔给的 - Where did you get that game? - Uncle lan.
要不滚开要不你就输定了！加个辅助轮吧！ Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy.
好了，知道吗？ Okay, you know what?
够啦 That's enough.
你干什么？我准备刷新记录的 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score.
太差了，喜多在哪里？ Too bad. Where's Theodore?
吐出来 Spit it out.
- 吐出来 - 不 - Spit it out. - No.
杰特唱片 Jett Records.
好了，够了，开会！都到沙发上去 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch.
能暂时离开下吗？ Could you give us a minute?
孩子们，我知道这很辛苦 Guys, look, it's hard, I know.
三个月前， Three months ago,
你们还在树上玩耍，现在… you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're...
摇滚明星 Major rock stars.
那又怎样，我的立场是因为你们… Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're...
摇滚明星 Major rock stars.
并不代表你们可以为所欲为 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want.
可是伊恩叔叔说我们应该永远快乐 Well, Uncle lan says we should always be happy.
好了，要知道 Okay, you know what?
他不是你们的叔叔 He's not your uncle.
他还说我们应该每天赚20块钱 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day.
知道吗？你们正在变的更值钱 Guess what. You're making way more than that.
因为我在意这些，所以我不给你们 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you.
就像为冬天储备坚果 Just like storing nuts for the winter.
哦，失败者才有冬天 Oh, winter's for losers.
是啊， Yeah.
我们不应该来说说怎么 Shouldn't we have a say in how to
建立投资目录吗？ build our investment portfolio?
这都是哪里听来的？你们只是小孩子 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids.
- 小孩子还是老鼠？ - 什么？ - Kids, Dave, or rats? - What?
伊恩叔叔说我们像他的家人 Well, Uncle lan says we're like his family.
哦，是吗？既然你们这么爱伊恩叔叔 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle lan so much...
而且不觉得我是在为你们着想 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you...
那怎么不去跟伊恩叔叔住？ ...why don't you go live with Uncle lan?
戴夫？ Dave?
你还在生我们的气吗？ Are you still mad at us?
戴夫？ Dave?
亲爱的孩子，我很抱歉 "Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but...
你们应该回到森林里真正的家 You should go back to your real home in the forest."
我想他是真要赶我们走 I guess he really does want us to go.
我说过的，戴夫 I told you, Dave.
我从来没输过 I never lose.
孩子们，欢迎来到新家 Boys, welcome to your new home.
- 哦耶，爸爸的家 - 是啊 - Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. - Yeah.
这些我们可以玩吗？ Can we play with all this stuff?
当然，这是你们的房子 Sure, why not? It's your house.
那么，这里有什么规矩吗？ So, what are the rules around here?
哦，我有一条规则 Oh, I do have one rule...
- 就是没规则 - 太棒了 ...that there are no rules! - Cool.
垂直4度 Four degrees elevation.
水平6度 Six degrees azimuth.
发射 Fire!
准备接招，看我的复仇风暴 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance.
笑死人了 Don't make me laugh.
准备受死吧，小花栗鼠 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk.
上面，左边，假动作 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out.
你们的功夫对付不了我的火箭 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets.
偷袭 Sneak attack.
好了，西蒙，够了 Okay, Simon. That's enough.
我已经完成了西蒙 I'm finished now. Simon.
- 嘿，把那个给我 - 松手，艾尔文 - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin.
哦，给我 Oh, come on.
- 你玩了一回了 - 谁说给你玩的？ - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn?
给我 Give me that.
西蒙！ Simon!
- 你已经试过了 - 把你的脏爪子拿开 - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it.
- 滚开 - 我要 - Scram. - I want it.
艾尔文这由不得你 Alvin, you don't decide.
- 气囊怎么没开？ - Why didn't the airbags deploy?
- 喜多别说出去啊 - Theodore, don't go into the light.
- 再来一遍吧 - 太棒了 - Let's do it again. - Awesome.
- 正玩儿呢？ - 哦，是啊 - Playing hard? - Oh, yes.
很好 Good.
因为明天，你们就要努力工作了， Because tomorrow, you start working hard.
大西洋岸至太平洋岸，五天之内 Coast to coast in five days.
可是戴夫说旅行对孩子没意义 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid.
那是普通孩子，你们是明星 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars.
- 是啊 - 我想起来了… - Yes. - Which reminds me...
西蒙把这土气的眼镜扔了 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses.
试试是这个超级炫的眼镜 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses.
哦，天啦，哦 Oh, my God, oh.
如果我能用它看清楚就好了 These would be great if I could see out of them.
你眼睛会适应的，来吧孩子们，出发 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road.
- 冲啊 - 走啊 - Shotgun. - Hit the road.
艾尔文… Alvin...
笑啊，夸张点艾尔文 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big.
不要收着，来，跟相机亲亲 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera.
再笑，大笑，喜多朝外，对 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it.
干的好，来，到那里去 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there.
强壮的感觉，给我点奖品 Strong. Give me some booty.
拍屁股，对，很好，做的好 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it.
如果花栗鼠喜欢碎碎嚼（类似狗饼干吧）， If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles,
你的宠物也会喜欢的 your pet will love them.
卡 Cut.
来吧 Here we are.
好了？ Okay? All right?
等会儿吧 Hold it.
还没录完啊 We're not done.
- 你告诉我要怎么录 - 杀了我吧 - You tell me. - Killing me.
- 你想要什么？ - 你这是要了我的命 - What do you want? - You are killing me here.
没有一个按钮能让他们醒来继续唱 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes.
开什么玩笑？这里有5000个按钮！ You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here.
- 你想让我按哪一个？ - 算了，我了解 - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it.
好了，孩子们，看伊恩叔叔给你们带什么啦？咖啡 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle lan brought you. Coffee.
我喜欢太妃糖 ‘ I love toffee.
不是，是咖啡，喜多， No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee.
就好比一种超级酷的功能饮料 It's a... Like a super cool energy health drink...
加了奶油、焦糖和两倍的巧克力 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate.
好好享受 Enjoy.
这样就能让他们清醒了 That ought to keep them awake.
［原谅我，黑人英语偶完全搞不懂］ - Get munk'd - Go, go, go
Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd
Hey, hey, hey
Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats
Come and get munk'd with the Munks
Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats
Come and get munk'd with the Munks
停停停，我们要更加激情 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay?
我们要更多的干冰，要更多的“哇”的感觉，懂吗？ We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right?
我们是花栗鼠，要大声叫出来 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud.
这很可笑。感觉像长了毛的吹牛老爹（美国Hip-Hop大佬） This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur.
说实话，新歌听起来不是我们的风格 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us.
好了，知道我怎么想的吗？ Well, you know what I think?
我觉得新风格很完美 I think the new direction is perfect, you know.
这关于今天的成功 It's all about today's edge.
戴夫常说这有关于音乐 Dave always said it was all about the music.
戴夫总是说… "Dave always said..."
戴夫，戴夫， 戴夫， You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave.
他不在这里，是我在这里 Dave is not here, okay? It's me.
是有趣的伊恩叔叔，知道了吧？！ It's fun Uncle lan, all right? Okay?
你在干…在说什么？你叫啥？ What are you...? What are you gonna say? What's your name?
- 太妃 - 太妃？什么名字 - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy?
你是干嘛的？ What do you do?
- 舞艺 - 我不知道“舞艺”是干啥的 - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is.
- 是干啥的？ - 跳舞的 - What is that? - It's dance.
哦，跳舞的？下次要说， Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know,
我是跳舞的，懂吗？ 你好 "I'm the dance guy..." Hello?
哪位？戴夫·赛威 Who? Dave Seville.
这名字好熟悉，让我想起 Name rings a bell. A dead...
一个陈旧而破烂的回忆 ...broken bell.
- 让我跟孩子们说话 - Just let me talk to the guys.
- 我觉得这不是个好主意 - I don't think that's such a good idea.
孩子们还在 The boys are still
为你赶他们出来的事情，耿耿于怀 stinging a little bit from you kicking them out.
- 事情不是那样的 - 否认么 - That's not what happened. - Denial.
我听说的欧洲之行是怎么回事？ So, what's this I hear about a European tour?
你要把他们带走六个月？ You're taking them away for six months?
不，准确说是十二个月，如果能让他们在中国也火了 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk.
十二个月？ Twelve?
听着，我只想问他们好，看看他们在做什么？ Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing.
他们很好，热爱生活 They're doing great. They're loving life.
住在大宅子里 Living large.
接受事实吧，戴夫，他们已经离开你了 Face it, Dave. They've moved on.
- 他们现在很开心 - 伊恩，我想跟他们说话 - They're happy now. - Look, lan, I wanna talk to them.
把电话给他们 Put them on the phone.
戴夫，我恐怕不能如你所原 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave.
明天就要环球演出了 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow.
他们不需要额外的压力 And these guys don't need the extra pressure.
- 我们会寄明信片给你的 - 伊恩你不能这样 - We'll send you a postcard. - Lan, you can't do this.
他们还没准备好面对这些，他们只是孩子 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids.
- 我要来见他们 - 听着，我…等等（他在假装信号不好） - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm... Wait.
- 伊恩？ - 什么？ - Lan? - Yeah? What?
- 伊恩 - 我不能… - Lan. - I can't...
伊恩 lan...
是戴夫？ ...was that Dave?
是啊，是他 Yes. Yes, it was.
他想让你们知道，他现在很好很开心 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy.
他真的真的开心，所以… He's really, really happy. So... All right.
他会来看我们演出吗？ And is he coming to the show?
我给了他票， You know what? I sent him tickets.
但是，他退回来了 And here's the thing, he sent them back.
我估计他是忙，要知道， Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know.
他有更好的事情要做 Got better things to do.
嘿，不要这样，拉长脸干嘛？ Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces?
我们要去找乐子，我们要开个大演唱会 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show.
听我的，你们需要一套按摩， I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage?
对吧？ All right?
我认识个熟人，我去打电话给他 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that.
嘿，队长，过来 Hey, captain, come here.
听着 Listen.
戴夫· 赛威，记住这个名字，记住长相 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face.
如果他明天来了，别让他接近我的花栗鼠 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks.
- 你的，明白？ - 明白 - Got it? Okay. - Got it.
伊恩叔叔 Uncle lan?
- 你来干什么？ - 我能跟你一起睡吗？ - What are you doing here? - Can I sleep with you?
我做了噩梦 I had a nightmare.
哦，你做噩梦了？ Oh, you had a nightmare?
我也做了个噩梦，我梦到… I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare...
我得在42天安排37个通告， ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days,
在16个不同国家 in 16 different countries.
而且我得安排 And I had to coordinate
121个不同的电台和报刊专访 121 different radio and print interviews...
而且还是5种语言的 ...in five different languages.
但是你知道吗，喜多？唯一的区别就是… But you know what, Theo? The only difference is...
我的噩梦…当我睁开眼睛，它还没完 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end.
就是说“不”吗？ So is that a no?
各位… Guys...
我想回家了 ...I wanna go home.
你说的是什么意思？你在家啊 What do you mean? You are home.
我的意思是“家”的家 No, I mean, "home" home.
就是，跟戴夫在一起 You know, with Dave.
但是喜多，醒醒，闻闻太妃糖的味道 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee.
戴夫不要我们了， Dave doesn't even want us.
他都不想来看我们演出 He doesn't care enough to even come to our show.
这里是朱里安·雷诺兹，带来今天的娱乐新闻 Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news.
太累了不能摇滚？花栗鼠被人怀疑 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be.
声音疲惫和精疲力尽的消息 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain
在演艺界风传 are swirling around the singing sensation.
是因为薄饼吃多了？ Is it because of toaster waffle overload?
还是因为繁重的演出？ Or a rigorous tour schedule?
这很难说， It's hard to say.
但是经理兼制片人伊恩·豪克对福克思保证 But manager-producer lan Hawke has assured Fox...
三个人会在今晚进行首唱演出 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight...
在洛杉矶欧菲姆大剧院， ...on their highly anticipated
开始他们的世界巡演 world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles.
真的够了 That's it.
好了 Okay.
你们的嗓子像卡了个钉子 You three sound like you've been gargling nails.
- 我会帮你们治的 - 谢谢 - I'll cover for you. - Thank you.
我们能在这里放个柜子吗？ Can we get Wardrobe down here, please?
怎样？ Well?
我可以让他们迅速好起来， I could give you a lot of fancy terms,
但是已经到极限了 but, bottom line, they're exhausted.
那好啊，打针、擦药或者吃药都行 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something.
我为了这些倾家荡产 I've invested every dime I have in these guys.
他们要放个长假休息 They need a long rest.
长假…你？好吧，长假，行了吧 A long rest. Are you...? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right.
对，我不是个医生，所以… Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so...
我会让他们休息，会照顾他们的，谢了啊， I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it.
非常感谢，我会…感谢，大夫，等下 Thank you so much. I will... I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc.
花栗鼠热，接着 Chipmunk fever, catch it.
敲门啊 Knock, knock.
听着，孩子们，我跟医生谈过了 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor.
我觉得确实不应该让你们这样上场 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this.
所以你会取消演出？ So you're gonna cancel the show?
不，不，那样的话我得把票退了 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds.
我的意思是让你们对口型，懂吗？ No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah.
那不是欺骗么？ Isn't that like cheating?
不，跟欺骗不一样，欺骗是不好的 No, it's not like cheating. It's... Cheating is wrong.
这更像是种辅助，很多巨星都这样的 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it.
只要保证 Just make sure that
你们的口型跟录的一样 you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them.
- 不然，观众就会发现 - 这就是欺骗 - Otherwise, people will know. - That we're cheating.
- 不是 - 伙计们，我们还有别的选择吗？ - No. - Guys, what other choice do we have?
对，看到了吧？这就是为什么他是字母表第一个 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter.
好了，孩子们，准备好了 All right, guys, tighten up.
记住，对好口型，就没人发现 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know.
爱你们 Love you.
你知道会做到的 You know you got it made
［貌似大意是说的纸醉金迷的生活，伊恩叔叔的恶心歌，偶就是不翻］ When you drop your Escalade For the drop top
Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler
Hey, gotta get that cream
You know you got it made When they send in a parade
When you drop down Write a check in town
All just for one day
Gotta get that cream
- Don't you know that's how they roll? - Roll, roll, roll
Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks?
Baby, you know
Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks
哦，不是吧，你应该还有张票卖 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket.
抱歉 Sorry.
该喜多了 Come on, here's Theodore
You're here to stay When you're always getting paid
And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say
- 生活在梦中 - 该你了，西蒙 - Gotta live the dream - Take it, Simon
You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit
我们都做了，所有人都看到了 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it
我爱死了，你爱他们吗？花栗鼠热，注意了 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby.
戴夫· 赛威 Dave Seville.
没有，单子上没有戴夫· 赛威 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list.
没关系， You know what? That's fine.
我是拉斯维加斯音乐杂志的编辑 I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal.
- 我不这么觉得 - 他跟我一起的 - No, I don't think so. - He's with me.
他是我的助手 He's my assistant.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢，克莱儿 Thanks, Claire.
怎么了戴夫？你来做什么？ What's going on, Dave? What are you...?
我要带回我的孩子们，但是伊恩不让我进去 I gotta get my boys back but lan's trying to keep me out.
你的孩子 Your boys.
我知道说这话很奇怪 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me.
不过，听起来不错 It's a good weird, though.
因为在我搞砸所有事情，包括你… Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you...
- 戴夫，你的孩子们，我们得快去 - 好，好 - Dave, your boys. We should go. - Right. Okay.
我们怎么摇 How we roll
来，可以感觉到吗 Come on, can you feel it?
- 我们怎么摇 - 耶，耶，来吧 - How we roll - Yeah, yeah, come on
想做就快去做 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here.
- 记住你的单位了吗？ - 谢谢 - You're press, remember? - Thanks.
摇啊 Roll
- 请出去 - 我是摄影师 - Let's go, pal. - I'm a photographer.
- 我有证件 - 你得出去 - I have a press pass. - You're out of here.
艾尔文！艾尔文 Alvin! Alvin!
艾尔文 Alvin!
- 戴夫！他来了 - 是戴夫 - Dave! He's here. - It's Dave.
发生什么事情了？ What's going on?
艾尔文,你干什么？ Alvin, what are you doing?
我在通知亲爱的老伊恩叔叔 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle lan.
- 我也想参加 - 我也是 - Sounds like a plan to me. - Me too.
来吧，伙计们 Come on, guys.
嘿,伊恩… Hey, lan...
亲亲我毛毛的脸吧 ...kiss my furry cheeks.
哦，等一下 Here, hold on to that.
给你弹首早上好 Top of the morning to you.
从鼓上下去 Get off my set.
准备好摇滚了吗？ Are you ready to rock?
大声点姑娘 Turn it up, girl.
我们怎么摇 How we roll
我觉得很好 I feel fine.
艾尔文, 西蒙, 喜多 Alvin, Simon, Theodore!
过来，我们回家 Come on, guys, we're going home.
让开让开 Move, move.
走吧 Let's go.
- 抓住他们 - 小心，跑啊 - Get them. - Look out. Run.
你好 Hi.
再见 Bye.
（儿歌，类似点到谁谁是大兵） Eenie, meenie, minie, mo Eenie, meenie, minie, mo
因为你动作缓慢，所以跑了只花栗鼠 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow
注意你的膝盖 Watch your knees.
- 抱歉 - 来抓我啊，大家伙，来啊 - Sorry. - Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on.
近了那么一点 A little bit closer.
来啊，就在这里， 完美 Come on, right there. Perfect.
明天他就有感觉了 He'll feel that in the morning.
- 孩子们 - 戴夫！ - Guys. - Dave!
你们哪里都不能去 You're not going anywhere.
你干什么！ What are you doing?
- 放我们下来 - 放开我 - Put us down. - Let me go.
- 嘿 - 你们应该去学法语了 - Hey. - You better study your French.
- 晚上得去巴黎，不是吗？ - You're going to Paris tonight. Okay?
- 放开，我尾巴刚做的新式样 - Let go. Just had my tail redone.
- 不，等等 - 放到我的东西旁边 - No, wait. - Put it with my stuff.
- 放我们出去，放我们出去 - 不 - Let us out of here. Let us out of here. - No.
不要！伊恩，他们不要这样的生活了，他们是孩子 What? Lan, they don't want this anymore. Just let them go.
但是他们刚离开， But the guy just left.
你早五秒钟说就好了 You should have said something about five seconds ago.
回来吧 Come back.
伊恩，他们要真正的生活，不是这样的 Lan, they need a real life. Not all of this.
而且，他们刚搞砸了演唱会 Besides, they just ruined the concert.
消息传出去的话，就没人来看演出了 Word will get out, no one will come to see them.
戴夫，他们是会说话的花栗鼠，会有人来的 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come.
走吧，伙计们 Guys, with me.
摇吧，这就是我们的方式 Roll, that's how we roll
你不可能活捉我们的 You'll never take us alive.
艾尔文,他们刚活捉了我们 They just did take us alive, Alvin.
这是个修辞手法，西蒙 It's a figure of speech, Simon.
与其批评我， Instead of criticizing me,
怎么不用你那大头想个办法出去？ why not use your big brain to think of a way out?
快，快，快 Go, go, go. Go.
冲啊 Come on.
快点戴夫，不然追不上了 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him.
你们怎么？ How did you guys?
戴夫，我们是会说话的花栗鼠 We are talking chipmunks, Dave.
可以不费吹灰之力从猫笼子里出来 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do.
你是回来找我们的 You came back for us.
是啊，当然得回来啦，我们是一家人 Well, of course I came back. We're a family.
哦！ Holy nuts.
- 什么？ - 我精神错乱了？ - What? - Am I going crazy?
他刚说了“一家人”？ Or did he just say "family"?
我知道… I know...
但是我真的很想你们 ...but I really missed you guys.
戴夫，我也很想你 I missed you too, Dave.
我也是 Me too.
- 艾尔文也是，他不好意思承认 - 是啊，他太爷们儿 - So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. - Yeah, too macho.
我也想你 Missed you too.
不好意思，我太激动说不出来 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat.
我刚说了，我也想你 I just said, I missed you too.
凭什么由着你们两个说我啊？ Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me?
好了，听着，我想我朋友戴夫，行了吧？ Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay?
我要到楼顶去喊， I'll scream it from the rooftops.
我不害怕也不羞涩了 And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed.
就是这样，我爱你戴夫 That's right. I love you, Dave.
来吧 Come here.
- 戴夫？ - 艾尔文怎么了？ - Dave? - Yes, Alvin?
我可以上方向盘吗？求你了 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please.
- 我要按雨刮器 - I want to work the windshield wipers.
- 哦，那我想按喇叭 - Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn.
去吧，小崽子 Have at it, fellas.
- 我是喇叭高手 - 给我们留点机会 - I'm a good beeper. - Save some horn for the rest of us.
- 戴夫，开快点 - 才不听你的呢 - Come on, Dave, drive faster. - Not with you steering.
戴夫你慢的跟个瞌睡的老狗熊一样 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear.
- 艾尔文,够了啊 - Okay, Alvin, that's enough.
- 什么够了？太棒了对吧？ - Enough of what? Of being awesome?
艾尔文,我说够了 Alvin, I said that's enough.
戴夫，我松手了 Hey, look, Dave, no paws.
如果你们乖乖的， Hey, if you guys behave,
我还让你们叫我伊恩叔叔 maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle lan" again.
怎么样？ Deal?
不！ No!
克莱儿 Claire.
- 嘿 - 进来吧 - Hey. - Come on in.
- 你好，克莱儿 - 你好，克莱丽娜 - Hi, Claire. - Well, hello, Clarina.
- 好啊，孩子们 - 希望你喜欢薄饼 - Hi, guys. - Hope you like toaster waffles.
同时，我们漂亮的花栗鼠还得来点香槟 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly.
白痴塞了，就不能… Stupid cork. Doesn't...
我不会发脾气 I'm not gonna say it.
不错的灾难 Good grief.
你还是不发脾气？ Are you still not gonna say it?
不发 Nope.
我要发彪了，艾尔文！ I'm gonna say it. Alvin!
知道啦！ Okay!
好了，孩子们，再来试试 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again.
准备，唱 Here we go, and sing.
唱啊，给伊恩叔叔唱个歌，唱吧 Come on, sing for your uncle lan. Come on, sing.
为什么，为什么不唱？ Why...? Why won't you sing?
听着，我说了唱啊 You know, I said, sing.
唱啊 Sing.
[此片源于50年前的一个叫
Ross Bagdasarian的疯子的故事，
他想要试验出三只会唱歌的花栗鼠]