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妈妈和爸爸决定把你生下来 Mommy and Daddy decided to have you.
其实也由不得我们 大势所趋 Well, we didn't really decide. It just happened.
你出生的时候 我们被幸福所包围 When you were born, we were very happy.
现在依然如此 And we still are.
但幸福不再被共享 But separately.
爸爸和妈妈有了各自的公寓 Daddy has his apartment and Mommy has her apartment.
爸爸随时都能来看露露 And Daddy can see Lulu whenever he wants.
一切都很好 Everything is great.
外公要来看你了 Now your grandpa is coming to visit
你可得逗他开心 and you have to be very cuddly with him
因为不久之前 because not long ago
外婆刚刚去了天堂 Granny flew away into the sky.
所以外公十分孤单失落 And now Papi is sad and lonely.
不过罗斯姑姑也会来 But Auntie Rose is coming, too.
我们会开派对 派对 派对 It's going to be a party! Party! Party! Party! Party!
六天以来 Today marks the sixth consecutive
一个自称橡树精灵的男子 day the man that calls himself the Oak Fairy
一直盘踞在中央公园最古老的橡树上 remains perched and tied to the oldest oak tree in Central Park,
他声称如果政府不能向他保证这棵树 refusing to come down until officials bring him written proof
不会被砍掉 那么他就拒绝下来 the tree will not be cut down.
布隆伯格市长办公室还未对此事表态 No news yet from Mayor Bloomberg's office.
我们会继续跟进... We'll keep you posted as...
至死保护橡树 Save the trees or die!
拯救橡树 拯救橡树 我不会下来的 Save the trees! Save the trees! I will not come down.
我是橡树精灵 我有话对整个纽约说 I'm the Oak Fairy and I have a message for New York.
如果我在这能做到 在哪都没问题 If I can do it here, I can do it anywhere.
现在就看你们的了 纽约 It's up to you, New York.
该去自己床上睡觉了 Time you got in your own bed.
我带了五个月的口粮 I have provisions for five months
还带了能把雪变成饮用水的设备 and I have a device here that can turn snow into drinking water.
-我们爱你 -我不会下去的 - We love you! - I will not come down!
我们飞吧 Let's fly!
-真搞笑 -什么 - It's funny. - Oh, what?
我总感觉孩子不在床上的时候 I always feel way more comfortable
做起爱来更爽 having sex without the kids in bed.
-我也是 感觉很不着调 -是很扯 - Me, too. It's crazy. - It's crazy.
-我也不知道为什么 很诡异 -着实诡异 - It's so weird. I don't know why. - It's so weird.
-可以玩各种花样 -他们有点碍事 - We can do all sorts of shit. - They're kind of in the way.
我得接一下 I need to take this.
估计是我爸 还真是他 It's probably my dad. It is my dad.
真是个老小孩 He's a big boy.
爸爸
我没喘不过气
我们有6个小时时差
赶快再去睡一会儿吧
然后去吃早餐...
好吧 飞机上会有早饭的
别再打给我了 我要睡觉了 爱你
他已经起了 OK. He's already up.
这个星期事情也太多了吧 Maybe this is a little too much this week.
你的家人要来 You've got your family coming to visit,
你要办展览 还要卖你的灵魂啊 your exhibit, you're selling your soul...
宝贝多谢你的关心 但我很想让老爸来 You're so sweet to worry about me but I want my dad to be here
这对我很重要 because it's very important for me.
这是我许多年来最大的展览 It's my biggest exhibit in years.
我只想让你开心 I just want what's best for you.
-你知道什么能让我开心吗 -什么 - Know what's best for me? - What?
我想让他们见见我超可爱的小考拉 I really want them to meet my sweet, sweet, little koala bear.
谁才是我最可爱的小考拉呢 Who's my sweet, little koala bear?
-必须得说才能尝到甜头吗 -恩 快说 - Is that what I have to say to get laid? - Yes. Say it. Say it.
我就是你的小考拉 对吗 I have to say I'm your koala bear?
没错 你知道考拉都干什么吗 Yes. You know what koala bears do?
他们在树上爬上爬下 They go up and down the trees.
地上有团毛 宝贝 No, no. It's a fur ball, sweetie.
我得去清理一下 No, I gotta take care of that.
上次露露把那脏东西吃了 It's... last time, Lulu ate it. I can't.
还有你总戴着眼镜就下去了 Plus you're always going down on me
搞得我很不舒服 with the glasses. It's weird.
我正要摘了它 I know. I was gonna take 'em off.
我来补充一下 Let me fill you in.
我和明戈斯是通过他姐姐伊丽莎白认识的 I met Mingus through his sister Elizabeth,
他姐姐从我来纽约以来一直是我的好朋友 who's been my friend ever since I moved to New York.
几年前 明戈斯和我 A few years ago, Mingus and I
一起在乡村声音工作 ended up working together at the Village Voice.
那时露露差不多8个月大 Lulu was about eight months old
而我和杰克的关系也越来越糟 and things had started to get sort of... messy with Jack.
就在那时 明戈斯成了我的知己 Around that time, Mingus became my confidant of sorts.
如果我离开他会怎样 What's gonna happen to me if I leave him?
听着 如果事情到了无法挽回的地步就放手 Hey, when things go bad, it's best to just walk.
我放过两次手 从没后悔过 I walked twice and didn't regret it.
不过你是男人 对你来说很容易 But you're a man. It's much easier for you.
现在谁还会要我 我都快38了 Who's gonna want me? OK? I'm gonna be 38.
-又肥又不招人喜欢 -但你是法国人 - I'm fat and a pain in the ass. - But you're French.
我有个孩子 现在还尿失禁 I have a kid. I'm struggling with incontinence.
别告诉别人 OK? Don't tell anyone.
我都不敢打喷嚏 不过我正在慢慢锻炼 I can't even sneeze. But I'm doing my exercise. OK?
我憋着尿呢 憋尿走天涯 I'm squeezing right now. I'm squeezing everywhere I go.
照照片的时候也要憋 When I'm taking pictures.
每时每刻都在憋 现在就在憋 I'm squeezing all the time. Right now I am.
憋呀 憋呀 憋呀 憋呀 憋 呀... Squeezing, squeezing, squeezing, squeezing, squeezing, squeezing.
现在放松一下 OK. I'm letting go.
又开始憋了 I'm squeezing again.
憋这 憋那 憋老娘一生啊 Squeezing, squeezing. I'm squeezing all the time.
实话实话 我们的感情结束了 Let's face it, my love life is over.
37岁了 我们已经有一年没有性生活了 37. We haven't had sex in one year.
-不是吧 -给他吹他都不要 - Get outta here! - He doesn't even want a blow job.
那可是我的绝活儿 It was my specialty.
他到底是谁啊 你太惨了 振作点儿 Who is this guy? You're fucked, man. Just go pump.
我知道 得走了 太难受了 I know. I gotta go. Oh, it hurts.
-振作点 -是啊 我得振作起来 - Pump. - Yeah, I gotta pump.
好吧 摄影的时候见 真伤感 OK. I'll see you at the photo shoot. I'm so sad.
-别这样 法国美女 会没事儿的 -没戏了 - Come on, Frenchie. You're gonna be good. - It's over.
我了解你 你会强势反弹的 I've known you a while. You'll bounce back.
-像大肉球一样吗 -大大的沙滩球那样 - You mean like a big ball? - Like a big beach ball.
他恨我 他恨我 He hates me. He hates me. He hates me.
擤吧 Come on, blow.
而我这个带着孩子的大肉球 And the post-baby big
最终弹进了他的怀中 ball that I was bounced right into his arms.
是因为怜悯吗 还是真爱 Was it pity? Was it love?
或是我无意流出的有关口活犀利的话语 Was it my innocent comment about blow jobs?
我将永远不得而知 I'll never be sure.
我只知道六个月后 All I know is that six months later,
我带着孩子和明戈斯一起住了 baby in hand, I was moving in with Mingus.
目前一切都很好 一切从未如此完美 And so far, so good. Actually, things have never been better.
在古老的德兰西街 On old Delancey Street, you know
纽约两日情
地铁令我们沉醉 The subway charms us so
微风带着芬芳徐徐吹来 When balmy breezes blow
来来回回 To and fro
是巴黎来的航班吗
-还有人吗 -你怎么知道我是从法国来的
玛丽恩
-怎么最后才出来 -爸爸被海关扣了
就这些吗 Is that it?
还有我没看的地方吗 先生 Do I need to look anywhere else, sir?
这是什么鬼东西 What the hell is this thing?
你觉得带着十跟香肠八块奶酪不会被发现吗
你爸爸是个英雄
-他怎么来了 -他自己要来的
-你们在一起了吗 -只是瞎混
-那还是在一起瞎混 -是啊
多么美丽的城市啊
再次激发了我的诗意
啊 纽约 我们终于到了 Oh, New York, we made it, baby! We made it!
如果我们能到纽约 就能走遍世界 If we can make it here, we can make it anywhere!
电梯总是出毛病
看看谁来了 Hey! Look who's here!
-国际香肠走私贩 -明戈斯 - International sausage smugglers! - Oh, Mingus!
简诺特 简诺特 Jeannot! Jeannot.
-很高兴见到你 -亲一个 - Pleased to meet you. - Kiss!
亲一个 两个 三个 Kiss! One, two, three.
过生日才能亲三下
之前从没亲过三个 I never got three before.
-你好吗 -我给你带了礼物
但是都被海关扣了
他给我们带了很多礼物 He had so many presents for us,
都是香肠 不过都被海关扣了 sausages, but they took it at Customs.
扣得了香肠扣不了味儿 They took the sausage but not the smell.
这味儿扑面而来啊 So you're giving us something right now.
你肯定就是那位著名的妹妹 罗斯 And you must be the famous sister, Rose.
是啊 请问...为什么著名 Er... yes. Famous for what, please?
很高兴见到你 Uh... pleased to meet you.
著名的罗斯 Famous Rose.
-您是... -我是马努 - And you are? - Oh, I'm Manu.
见到你超高兴 我是罗斯的男友 Super nice meeting you. I'm Rose's boyfriend.
我以前是玛丽恩的男朋友 I used to be Marion's boyfriend
不过现在跟罗斯了 but now I'm with Rose.
你要告诉全世界你是玛丽恩的前男友吗
亲爱的 我得去打个电话 Sweet. Sweet. I gotta make a call.
这是我上一次的画展
这样说他才觉得我不是个陌生人
什么事
-我的外孙呢 -和保姆出去了
-我们去找他 -你不先休息吗
-我睡哪儿 -沙发上
先凑合两天 等薇洛走了你就去露露的房间睡
都没点私人空间吗 我上哪儿打飞机
爸你太恶心了
我挡个屏风 您就能慢爽了
-我们怎么办 -爸 拜托别打飞机了
-都这么多年的老炮兵了...-他肯定会打
你就该一个人来睡孩子的房间
现在你和马努一起来了让我怎么安排
就睡爸爸旁边啊 你都看不见我们
对吧 马努
没关系 我带了睡袋 睡哪儿都行
别担心 我睡哪儿都行 我随便 Don't sweat it. I can sleep anywhere. I'm easy.
那挺好 Good for you.
-去公园找我外孙吧 -我要洗个澡
你不用先洗个澡么
我在巴黎洗过了 明天我要泡个澡
成立于1986年 史上最成功的女子Rap组合
明 你喜欢椒盐组合吗 Ming. You like Salt-N-Pepa?
你是说调味品吗 You mean, like seasoning on food?
不 我是说说唱...说唱乐团 No, I mean the rap... the rap band.
"宝贝 为性高呼" Let's talk about sex, baby.
"宝贝 为我们起舞" Let's talk about you and me.
算了...这首歌在纽约很出名啊 Anyway... It was a big song in New York.
-你肯定听过 -那都是20年前了 - You must know that. - 20 years ago.
我去和罗斯一起洗澡了
我爸他...不愿意去冲澡 My dad... he doesn't want to take a shower.
他觉得那会破坏他的免疫系统 He thinks it depletes the immune system.
-破坏免疫 -我知道闻着有点... - Depletes it? My God. - I know. And it's gonna smell...
他味道好冲 He smells now.
这些人来家里惹你生气了吗 Are you mad at me for this guy coming?
我很抱歉 我不知道我妹妹会带他来 Sorry. I had no idea my sister would bring him.
我应该生气吗 不过是你的前任 Should I be mad? It's just your ex
来我这的客厅打地铺 camped out in our living room.
我的前任 他这么跟你说的 My ex? Did he say that?
是啊 他说他是你前任 Yes, he said he's your ex.
他疯了 脑子有问题 那是他的幻觉 He's crazy. He's out of his mind. He's totally delusional.
我们只不过很久前一起瞎混过 We fooled around 100 years ago.
-仅仅是瞎混 -我也是和你瞎混 - Barely fooled around. - I've fooled around with you.
你瞎混起来还真挺认真的 You get serious when you fool around.
他有轻度精神分裂 完全疯了 He's mildly schizophrenic. He's totally crazy.
根本没有轻度精神分裂这么一说 You can't be mildly schizophrenic.
难到冥冥之中有人对他甜言蜜语 He hears the nice voices talking to him?
害他杀了约翰而没杀林戈 He would have killed Ringo and not John?
好吧 你喜欢我爸吗 这问题更重要 OK. Listen. Do you like my dad? That's way more important.
-看他有多可爱 -是很可爱 - Look how cute he is. - He's very cute.
我们长得太像了 像双胞胎一样 We're so alike. We're like twins.
是啊 我真想冲上去操了他 I know. I just want to fuck him right now.
好吧 我错了 我不该让那个人来 OK. I'm sorry about the guy. I'm sorry she brought him.
慢慢就好了 我得去干活儿了 It'll work out but I gotta go to work.
-能走了吗 -马努 给我出去
-我们得等罗斯 -给我出去
她得打扮好几个小时呢 我们先走
我马上就好
-罗斯 我们先走了 -好的
就在空场那边 你刚才看见过
-我得接个电话 -走吧 - I gotta get this call. - We go.
如果你能找到人做关于 If you can find somebody
海地的搞笑节目 那么就去请他们 that'll do a funny show about Haiti, then go and hire them.
-反正我是不会做 -明戈斯 - Cuz I'm not the guy. - Mingus.
-明戈斯 毛巾在哪儿 -稍等一下 - Mingus, may I have a towel? - Hold on a second.
毛巾在浴室的衣橱里 Towels, cabinet, bathroom.
-毛巾在衣橱里 -是 下面的那个 - The towels are in the cabinet? - Yeah. The lower cabinet.
那谁会去做... Well, who's gonna do it? Well...
我待会儿打给你 I gotta call you back.
一会儿打给你 我有事要处理 Yeah. I gotta call you back. Something just came up.
明戈斯 等一下 你要走吗 Mingus, are you leaving? Wait!
那是...我的浴袍 That's... my robe.
抱歉 我找不到毛巾 I'm so sorry. I couldn't find the towels.
你这儿有茶吗 我好冷 Do you have a cup of tea? I'm so cold.
那边有壶 Well, the kettle's over there.
我听说你很照顾杰克的孩子 I hear you take really good care of Jack's kid.
谢谢 代表我和我爸爸谢谢你 Thank you. From my father and I, thank you.
露露也是我儿子 Lulu's my man.
我对你很钦佩 I have so much admiration for you.
抚养另一个男人的孩子 My God, raising the child of another man.
你简直太... You're so um...
怎么说 What is the word?
心胸开阔 对吗 Open-minded? Yes?
是啊 不过我也有底线 我得... Yeah, but... I have my limits. I gotta...
但对你来说肯定很难接受吧 But the situation must be difficult for you.
-我得走了 你保重 -拜拜 明戈斯 - I gotta go. OK? Take care. - Bye, Mingus.
这是朱莉娅
露露
这是我父亲 My dad.
来外公这儿 看我给你带什么了
他可真漂亮
他会和你年轻时一样帅
马努说对了一件事 For once, Manu's right.
我爸爸一直都是个大帅哥 My father has always been a very handsome man.
他出生在当初的法属越南 胡志明市 He was born in Saigon, Vietnam, a French colony at the time.
18岁那年 简诺特被派往阿尔及利亚参战 At 18, Jeannot was sent to fight in Algeria,
但他拒绝滥杀无辜 被船送回了法国... but refused to kill and was shipped back to France...
花了三年时间为752个士兵打扫厕所 spending three years cleaning the toilets of 752 dirty soldiers.
或许用他的话说 Or, as he likes to put it,
见过的屎比别人吃过的饭都多 seeing more shit than any human being has ever seen.
五月风暴 1968年5月在法国巴黎所爆发的社会运动
之后简诺特去了巴黎 五月风暴时 Then Jeannot went to Paris where he met my mother, Anna,
在巴黎的一个路障遇见了我妈妈安娜 during May 1968 on a Parisian barricade.
他们很快坠入爱河 They immediately fell in love
40年来 他们相恩相爱... and for 40 years, they stayed happy together...
直到如今命运将他们分开 until fate separated them.
为什么我25岁没遇到一个我爸一样的人 Why didn't I find someone like my dad when I was 25?
一个可以让我依托终生的人 Someone I would have loved all my life.
也许时代不同了 Maybe times have changed.
十九世纪人们的预期寿命大概是45岁 In the 1900s, life expectancy used to be 45.
现在你要是在25岁遇到你的爱人 Now if you meet the love of your life at 25,
你要与他共同生活60年 you get to live with him for the next 60 years.
这意味着60年都要和这个人做爱 That's a lot of sex with the same person.
或者...60年都没有性生活 Or... no sex at all for 60 years.
不不不 我没那个意思 No, no, no, no. What are you talking about?
我想她需要件浴袍 I guess she needed a robe.
霍莫斯 你看上去很焦虑 Yo, homes, you're looking parched.
-你还在等... -我在忙别的 - Have you been waiting... - I'm in the middle of something.
...和比基尼女孩儿去沙滩吗 ...girls to come out of the ocean in DayGlo bikinis?
我待会儿打给你 爱你 I'll talk to you later. Love you.
等着她慢慢靠近你 在你耳边细语 She sidles up to you and whispers in your ear,
可乐...老爸 Ay... Papi... Cola.
我们回来了 And we are... back.
我女朋友的家人刚刚带着巴黎的芬芳而来 My girlfriend's family just got in fresh from Paris.
其实也不算是芬芳 Well, not exactly fresh.
我岳父 或者说我女朋友的爸爸 My father-in-law or girlfriend's father
在海关待了4个小时 was detained at Customs for four
原因是他身上藏了30磅香肠 hours for trying to smuggle in 30lb of sausage.
曾经有人把炸弹或者可卡因带入美国 We've got people trying to get bombs in and cocaine.
我岳父也许觉得美国在闹香肠荒 He seems to think that there's a sausage shortage in America.
这些香肠必须交给国土安全部处理 You gotta hand it to Homeland Security.
你要是带香肠入境 他们就会逮你 You come in here with a sausage, they will get you.
喜欢吗
光躺着不做爱 太奇怪了
这是两人关系慢慢疏远的体现
不是性爱
这幅表现了人性的脆弱 The vulnerability of man.
但这幅画的灵魂让我惊叹 But I'm very excited about the soul.
这个灵魂我要卖1万美元 So I sell the soul for 10,000 dollars.
忘了说了 Oh, and I forgot to mention,
明天画展开幕时 tomorrow at my gallery opening,
为了突出我艺术家的身份 as an attempt to stand out as an artist,
我要出卖我的灵魂 I am selling my soul.
-什么 -对 你没听错 - What? - Yes, you've heard right.
灵魂出卖协议
这可不是什么比喻修辞法 It is not a figure of speech.
明天我会签署这份合同 Tomorrow I will sign this
并将它作为一件概念艺术品进行出售 contract and it will be sold as a conceptual piece.
玛丽恩的灵魂值1万美元 You're selling Marion's soul for $10,000?
就像卖煎饼一样 It's gonna go like hotcakes.
我得和我妹妹谈谈 OK. I will talk to my sister for one second.
我也是个艺术家 I am an artist, too.
我想给你看看... I'd love to show you a little...
-你是指明戈斯吗 -现在还不知道
大赞美国 我能卖我的灵魂吗
帮我问问你的经纪人
我觉得镜头中的这个女人 The woman in freeze frame kind of represents to me
展现出了外在的女性之美 like the eternal femininity, you know?
很有法国格调 It's pretty French.
的确很法国 Very French.
老头的灵魂能卖吗
-这是概念艺术品 -现金也是概念上的吗
我很想在这画展上展出 I'd love to do a show in your gallery.
虽然地方不大 但我可以展出我的作品 It's a teeny space but I could use it and put my stuff in it.
我不会用这种方式 I wouldn't do it like that.
我会做一些装置艺术加一些照片 I would do installation plus photos.
-在这里搞一场派对 -以后可以谈谈 - It would be a party here. - We can talk about it.
-你喜欢这幅对吗 -是 我很喜欢 - You love this one, right? - Yeah. Oh, I love it. I love it.
-大家都喜欢这幅 -垃圾桶那幅 - People like that. - The garbage one.
不是 有乳头的那幅 No, the one with the titty.
是我养你长大的 钱应该归我
你的臭内裤又是谁洗的
你们想去观光还是继续斗嘴
展览上我会展示我的一切 I bring everything at the show.
照片 雕塑 我也做流苏边的设计 My photos, my sculptures. I do stuff also in macramé.
你这是侮辱我 爸爸
-我爱这个国家 -再见 - I love this country. See you. - Bye.
-明天见 -拜拜 玛丽恩 - See you tomorrow. - Bye, Marion.
我们不可能逛遍纽约
薇洛 亲爱的 你到家了 Oh, Willow. Oh, sweetie, you're home?
今天下班早 我去接了薇洛 I got off early and picked up Willow.
-太好了 -明戈斯 这是薇洛 - Oh, great. - Hi, Mingus. Willow.
-你好 明戈斯 -薇洛 这是我家人 - Hello, Mingus. - Willow, this is my family.
我爸爸 我妹妹...和一个朋友 My dad, my sister and... a friend.
-画的真漂亮 -谢谢 - Oh, it's beautiful. - Thank you.
你和我一样也是艺术家 You're an artist just like me.
你好啊小姐 你真漂亮
-真是个漂亮的姑娘 -谢谢 - You beautiful girl. - Thank you.
我爸爸说你不会说英语 And Dad says you don't speak English.
你们可以用手语 You can do sign language.
我要给露露洗澡 他头发上沾了巧克力
我吗 Me?
纽约 纽约 New York, New York!
我后背有点疼
去按摩吧 我知道一家很棒的泰式按摩馆
-泰国 -亲爱的 你能为我爸预约一下 - Thai? - Sweetie, do you think you can book
泰式按摩馆的按摩吗 an appointment at Thai Hands for my dad?
没问题 我们一起去 我也要按摩 Yeah, yeah. We can go together. I could use one myself.
洗干净了 You all clean?
美国历史上和现在的一个奉行白人至上主义的民间组织
瞧啊 3K党小子 Hey, look at my KKK bunny!
别这样 亲爱的 Sweetie.
白人权力 他有幸见证了我俩的结合 White power! He should be proud of his whiteness.
-有大麻吗 -这儿没有大麻
你知道哪儿能搞到大麻吗 Do you know where I can score some good New York weed?
-我不抽 -你不抽吗 - I don't smoke, man. - You don't smoke?
不 我不抽 No, I don't smoke.
别忘了给你姐姐打电话通知晚上一起吃饭 Don't forget to call your sister about dinner tonight.
好的 Yeah, yeah. Sure.
你妹妹找到了纽约唯一不抽烟的人当老公
-你好吗 -很好 - Hey. How are you? - I'm pretty good.
-很高兴见到你 -这是我岳父简诺特 - Nice to see you. - My father-in-law, Jeannot.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
要男的还是女的 Man or a woman?
-女的 -女的吗 好吧 - Woman. - Woman. OK.
女的也不错 我一般都选男的... Woman. That's good. I usually take a man but...
-男的 -对 找男的按 - Man? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
我的后背很疼 得好好按按 My back is really bad and, I mean, I need a massage.
你想要按得狠点还是轻点 Uh... Would you like it hard or soft?
什么 What?
给他找个女的按就行 You know what, just get him a woman.
-手劲小的 轻轻按就行 -好的 - And a soft... You know, something soft. - Sure.
好好好 Ok. Ok. Ok.
然后我们蒸一蒸 And then we steam.
蒸桑拿 We go steam.
-蒸 -没错 - Steam. - Steam.
-蒸呗 -会让人放松 - Steams? - Yeah. It's relaxing.
-不过你得把帽子摘掉 -帽子 不摘 - You gotta take off your hat, though. - Hat? No.
得摘得摘 好让蒸汽蒸遍全身 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get the steam all over you.
对对 进来就行 Yeah, yeah, just come on in.
享受蒸汽吧 Enjoy the steam.
只要吸气 再... Just breathe it in and...
再... ...and um...
吸气进去 就能放松了 You breathe it in and it'll relax you.
放松你的身心 It'll relax you.
很放松的 Very relaxing.
这里好热
我要熟了 我又不是龙虾干嘛要被蒸
奥马尔 奥马尔吗 Omar? Omar?
螃蟹[亦有阴虱之意]
不不不 这里没有阴虱 这里很干净 No, no. No crabs here. This place is spotless.
这是美国 We're in America.
蒸完之后 You know, after the steam,
穿上内裤和浴袍 we put our underwear back on, and the robe,
就可以去按摩了 and we go get our massage.
按摩 Massage.
你跟玛丽恩好吗 You and Marion good?
嗯 我们很好 很好 Oh... Yeah. We're good. We're good.
那种好吗 Good good?
杰克在床上 Jack sex...
那个 Oh, that's...
你想知道细节吗 You want details?
不 我不会告诉你细节的 Uh... no, you're not getting details.
我的床上功夫...很猛的 Mingus sex... good.
-好 -床上好手 - OK. - Good sex.
-那就好 -好 - Good. - Yes.
-简诺特 好了吗 -好了 好热 - Jeannot, ready? - Ah, yes. Hot.
好 Yes. Ooh.
简诺特 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jeannot!
简诺特 不不不 你得穿浴袍 浴袍 Jeannot, no, no, no, no. You need your robe! Le robe.
简诺特 简诺特 简诺特 Jeannot! Jeannot, Jeannot, Jeannot, Jeannot.
全身按摩 Full massage.
爸爸好像好点了
妈妈走了之后 他就变了
但是纽约离巴黎有点远
别那么说
我不能走 露露需要父亲
我不是指责你 我明白
-罗斯 你哭了 -洋葱害的
可你切的是土豆
-我爱你 -杜米
那玩意太吵了
那玩意疯了 我得找人修好它
是伊丽莎白 明戈斯的姐姐
-喂 -是我 - Hello? - It's me.
我现在打电话给他们
不 不是 No, not...
不是广告服务 Not ad services.
不是 维修 No, repair.
维修 Repair.
维修 Repair!
对 是这个地址 Yes. That's the right address.
我在搞这个破铃 I'm dealing with this broken buzzer.
-喂 -我是罗斯 - Yes. - I'm Rose.
-我是明戈斯的姐姐 -很高兴见到你 - I'm Mingus's sister. - Nice to meet you.
首先 我想说 First, I'd like to tell you that
你的自动程序没在正常工作 知道吗 your automated system is not working properly. OK?
别 别跟我这个态度说话 Well, don't... Don't have an attitude.
好 好吧好吧 好 对 我的名字 OK, fine. Fine. OK, yeah, my name.
好 叫杜普雷 杜普雷 杜普雷 OK, it's Dupré. Dupré. Dupré.
Dick[鸡鸡]的D D... like Dick.
Uterus[阴道]的U Penis[鸡巴]的P U like Uterus. P like Penis.
不 我没爆粗口 只是在拼我的名字而已 No, I'm not being rude. I'm just spelling my name.
好 好吧 Daisies[雏菊]的D OK, fine. D like Daisies.
Unicorn[独角兽]的U Paradise[天堂]的P U like Unicorn. P like Paradise.
Roses[玫瑰]的R R like Roses.
E的话... E like...
Estrogen[雌激素]的E 抱歉 ...Estrogen. I'm sorry.
对 不好意思你也有口音 Well, yeah, you have an accent too. I'm sorry.
不 好 别生气好吗 No. OK, don't get angry. OK?
他们明天来吗 我得知道 Are they coming tomorrow? I need to know.
谢谢 我没想...对 谢谢 Thank you. I didn't mean to... Yeah, thank you.
谢谢 对 Thank you. Yes.
大家好 Hi, everyone.
等等 看着 Wait. Look at that.
好点了吧 Better, huh?
你懂越南语吗
快点快点 我死了
猴子
大蛋蛋
明戈斯 坐下 Oh, Mingus! Sit down.
来喝点茶 Come. Have tea with us.
你岳父跟我出生在 You know, your father-in-law
同一条街上 was born in the same street as I was.
简诺特 我都不知道你会讲泰语 Jeannot, I had no idea you spoke Thai.
-不 是越南语 -越南语 - No. It's Vietnamese. - Vietnamese.
是越南语 抱歉 Oh, Vietnamese. I'm sorry.
招牌上不写着泰式按摩嘛 I thought, cos the sign said Thai massage.
我们来自西贡[越南胡志明市] We're all from Saigon.
西贡 靠 还在西贡 Saigon. Shit. Still in Saigon.
现在木有了 Apocalypse Now!
你们能相互理解真是太酷了 It's cool you guys understand each other.
一整瓶 特意给你准备的
你应该多用用它 You should use it more often.
-明戈斯 能帮我打开这个吗 -好的 - Mingus, can you help me open this? - Sure.
不 让我给她瞧瞧 No. Let me show her something.
看 拿把刀
一点空气就能让它弹开
智取胜于豪夺
谢谢
-你吃得真慢 -细嚼慢咽嘛
-再说 我也不饿 -不饿吗
都是时差害的
她不饿 She's not hungry.
牛排没有味道
有机牛肉
所有东西都是有机物 你也是
跟鞋皮似的 没味道
鞋皮都能有点味道
就看你踩着什么了
我来收拾
有人说过你长得像碧昂斯吗 Did anybody told you that you look like Beyoncé?
碧昂斯吗 Beyoncé?
-其实很像 -真的吗 你是第一个 - A lot, actually. - Really? That's a first.
可能比她更性感一点 Maybe just a little sexier.
吃奶酪蛋糕吗 Cheesecake?
简诺特 喜欢按摩吗 So, Jeannot, did you like your massage?
-那个怪人是谁 -我妹妹的男朋友 - Who's the creep? - My sister's boyfriend.
露露话不多 他懂的词有一百个吗
一百个 他话讲个不停
别紧张 使用多种语言的孩子 语言能力往往滞后
我没觉得怎样啊 他才没滞后
你喜欢奥巴马当总统吗
他问你喜不喜欢奥巴马 He says you happy with Obama, man?
我很喜欢奥巴马 Oh, I'm very happy with Obama.
有些矛盾已经存在很久了 I mean, there's been a couple of rough patches,
但不能因为他是黑人总统 but just because he's a black president
我就不能说三道四 doesn't mean I can't get critical.
他很喜欢奥巴马
一句就完了吗 That's it?
他很少显露感情 不过爸爸说你小时候也不爱说话
寡言吗
他跟我们很亲 他不像某些婊子
我只想帮忙 早治疗更有效 仅此而已
我就是干这个的
做广播的吗 Do radio?
对对对对对 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
我做广播节目 还给好声音写文章 I do a radio show but I also write articles for the Voice.
在那认识了玛丽恩 That's where I met Marion.
他是广播律师 他们在那认识的
他不是有个广播节目吗
-你还有个节目吧 -对 有几个节目 - You have a show, too, right? - Yeah, I have a few shows.
两个在公共调频 一个在官方调频 Two on public radio and one on serious.
他感冒了 可能挺严重
空调病吧
-空调 -就是这么病的
会得军团病
急性呼吸道传染病 常通过空调系统传播
你会死的
会死人的 不好 Dead! No good.
空调不好 Air-conditioning no good.
-对 但是夏天很方便 -确实 - Yeah, but it comes in handy in the summer. - True.
他说 夏天时很好用
那倒是
我儿子不自闭
你还有很严重的情绪问题
碰上你才这样
-没事吧 你们在吵架吗 -没有 - Is everything OK? Are you fighting? - No.
哥们 你能当个黑人真是幸运 Man... you're so lucky to be black.
那是我唯一的遗憾 That's my only regret, you know.
因为我要是黑人会很酷的 Cos I would have been a cool black man.
Miles Davis 爵士小号之王 黑人乐手的精神导师
我说的是迈尔斯或者叫王子 I'm talking Miles or Prince.
可我是犹太人 也很好 But I'm Jewish, you know. It's good, too.
几乎一样 It's almost the same.
永生"作呕" 真讨厌 We've both been buked forever. Tough shit.
-作呕 -大时代 哥们 睁开眼看看 - Buked? - Big-time, bro. Open your eyes.
睁开眼看看 Open your eyes.
-说什么呢 -聊聊而已 我们是哥们
我不能 I can't.
-你反胃了吗 -显然咯 - You been buked? - I been buked, apparently.
去你的 去我前男友的
不 你就是想要日过我的那根鸡巴
-你疯了 -你想成为我
冷静点 你们两个泼妇
不然你俩都要挨揍了
发生什么了 What's going on here?
兄弟姐妹应该团结友爱 Brothers and sisters should love one another.
这是爱 宝贝 只是疯狂的爱 It is love, honey. It's just um... crazy love.
你被我戳到痛处了
你从来都不接受我的存在
天哪
你俩跟两只疯猫似的
听她说的话
我们在谈正经事 靠
等等 等等 等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
-靠 -能停战吗 - Shit. - Can this thing calm down'?
你们跟猫狗大战似的
没事 我爸爸... It's OK. My dad is...
坏姑娘 Bad girl.
真是
狗屁
你的问题是 你不会自控
你能控制你的逼吗
玛丽恩 能立刻停下来吗 Marion, can you stop this right now'?
我没做错事 我在干什么 I'm doing nothing wrong. What am I doing'?
不用管 她们是姐妹 总那样 Don't bother. They're sisters. They're always like that.
我太了解她俩了 她第一次高潮就是我给的 I've known them forever. I gave her her first orgasm.
-那是什么 怎么那么大声 -她俩的都是 - What is that? Why is it so loud? - Both of them.
抱歉 明天就会修的 I'm sorry. It's gonna be fixed. Tomorrow.
-靠 我觉得是找我的 -找你吗 - Shit, I think it's for me. - For you?
那他妈是谁 又一个我不知道的姐妹吗 Who the hell's there? Another sister I don't know about?
抱歉 她把我弄疯了 I'm sorry. She drives me crazy.
有没有我该知道的事 Is there something I should know?
她小的时候 我们以为 When she was a kid, we thought
-她被附身了 -被魔鬼之类的 - she was really possessed - like by the devil.
我们很担心她 We were worried about her.
-你怎么了 -她说露露自闭 好吗 - What's going on with you? - She told me Lulu is autistic. OK?
你觉得能接受吗 Do you think that's acceptable?
她没有 你先挑起来的 She didn't. You made the jump.
-你先挑起来的 -玛丽恩的爸爸还好吗 - You make these jumps. - Is Marion's dad OK?
他没事 He's fine.
-不 我没挑事 -我们知道露露不自闭 - No, I never jump. - We know Lulu's not autistic.
他比你全家都聪明 He's smarter than your whole family.
那是谁 Who's that?
好吧 All right.
当然 我就是干这个的 这是我的工作 Of course. It's what I do. It's my job.
-你好吗 -这是谁 - How you doing? - Who's that man?
他没那么干 不 他干了 He didn't. No, he did.
-我想要劲儿大的 -好 - I'm looking for heady stuff. - OK.
-超强的 -好 我这有四种 - Super strong. - OK. I got four kinds.
-毒品贩子吗 -是吗
-那男的给露露的叔叔什么东西 -没什么 - What is that man giving to Lulu's uncle? - Nothing.
他刚给了他一个小袋子 He just gave him a little bag.
那是公园里的草 中央公园的 It's grass. From the park. Central Park.
他为什么要付钱买公园的草 Why is he paying money for grass from the park?
因为这是他准备 Because it's a souvenir
带回法国的纪念品 that he's planning on taking back to France.
法国没有草 They don't have grass in France.
到睡觉时间了吧 I think it's time for you to go to bed, huh?
-大家晚安 -走吧 宝贝 - Good night, everybody. - Let's go, sweetie.
跟她说 法国不长草 Tell her all about... that there's no grass in France.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-拜托 -对 我知道 - Please. - Yes, I know.
-现在就处理 -我现在就处理 - Deal with this right now. - I'm gonna handle it right now.
我立刻处理 I'm gonna handle it right now.
-你他妈在干什么 -什么
你在干什么
-我不是瞎子 -是给罗斯买的
露露醒了 他要找你 Lulu's up. He's asking for you.
你把露露弄醒了
他睡不踏实
要买毒品在外面买 明戈斯怒了
那多危险 我会被爆菊的 这可是纽约
好吧 Well...
这事不会再发生了 哥们 It don't happen again, man.
不会再发生的 Don't happen again.
-不会的 -再也不会 - It don't. - It don't. Ever.
最好不会 It better don't.
不会的 真的 不会的 It don't. I'm serious. It don't.
这两天你可以睡在露露房里
离那两个怪胎远点 她为什么带马努来
是让卢克
有了露露在 他们都忽略你了
爸爸 Papa.
没人爱你
我们当然爱他 我们爱死这只猫了
安娜奶奶喂鹅肝的日子早就过去了
亲我一下 Give me a kiss. Mwah.
给我带什么了 太好了 What you got for me? Yeah!
好吧 大家晚安 All right, guys. Sleep tight.
别关门 我害怕泰迪 Don't close the door. I'm scared of Teddy.
连环杀人犯 制造了有史以来 数量最多的强奸案件和系列谋杀案
-哪个泰迪 -泰德·邦迪 爸爸 - Teddy who? - Ted Bundy, Dad.
他跟希特勒一起死了 不用担心 Oh, he's dead with Hitler. You don't have to worry about him.
哎呀 Good grief.
而且连环杀手不杀小姑娘 晚安 Besides, serial killers don't kill little girls. Good night.
晚安 假爸爸 Good night, fake daddy.
我受不了薇洛她妈 I can't stand that Willow's
也不注意点儿她看的电视节目 mother doesn't monitor what she watches on TV.
满口他妈的连环杀手嗑儿 All this fuckin' serial killer shit.
还有 露露又叫我假爸爸了 By the way, Lulu called me "Fake daddy" again.
不 我得给杰克打个电话 Oh, no. I gotta call Jack.
真不敢相信他还在玩这套 I can't believe he's still doing this.
电流激荡着整座城市 我想永远留在这
明戈斯看我的样子让我感觉不太好
我没发现
我们之间有种奇怪的能量
你觉得他背着玛丽恩偷腥吗
你在说什么
明戈斯人不错 虽是黑人 但我喜欢他
他的名字让我想到舔阴
真逗
我喜欢 明戈斯舔阴
我嗨了 吃披萨吗
我饿死了
她今天光着身子走来走去 You know... she was walking around naked today.
-什么 -我在工作室里 - What? - I was in my office.
她光着身体到处晃 法国人都这样吗 She was walking around naked. Is that a French thing?
光着吗 她是光着的那个裸体吗 Naked? She was naked-naked?
就是那个 Naked-naked. I mean...
她喜欢出风头 以前更夸张 She's an exhibitionist and she used to be much worse.
她曾经是个慕男狂 别担心 不是针对谁 She used to be a nympho. Don't worry, it's nothing personal.
她对谁都这样 就跟初次见面打招呼似的 She does it to everybody. It's like a first contact.
就像狗互相闻屁股一样 It's like dogs sniffing each other's ass.
该死的电梯 老这样 稍等一下 The bloody elevator. It always does this. Hang on one second.
幸好我们有披萨 来点吗
吓死我了 我们被困了 还有大麻吗
当然 Of course.
抱歉 你不能在这抽烟 I'm sorry. You can't smoke in here.
等等 那是大麻吗 Wait a minute. Is that a joint?
对 没事的 我是精神病医师 Yes. It's OK. I'm a psychiatrist.
这是为我的状况开的处方药 It's prescribed for my condition.
-我有恐慌症 -我也是 很严重的 - I suffer from panic attacks. - Me, too. Big ones.
快吸 它会变成大鸡鸡的
-我们来让这个老娘们嗨一嗨 -别说了
把它塞她屁股里
拉出来 开门
你们老大不小了还这么傻缺啊
宝贝 爸爸在客厅我做不了 Sweetie, I don't think I can... with my dad in the living room.
我听见他睡着的声音了 你没听见吗 I hear him. He's asleep. Don't you hear him?
他睡过去了 He's knocked out.
-睡着了 -好吧 - He's knocked out. - OK.
他们回来了 They're back.
没事 没事 他们会睡的 It's OK. It's OK. They're gonna go to sleep.
好吧 Ok.
他们 他们 他们一起进的浴室 They're... They're... They're together in the bathroom.
所以呢 So?
-不 -天哪 不要 - No. - Oh, my God, no.
不 No!
好吧 ok.
停下来了 It's stopped.
好吧 我猜 Well, I guess...
好吧 他们现在在刷牙了 OK. Now they're brushing their teeth.
不不不 那是我的电动牙刷 No, no, no! That's my electric toothbrush.
不是你的 大概是他们的 他们带的 That's not yours. It's probably theirs. They brought it.
不不不 我知道这个声音 No, no, no. I know that one. I know the sound.
是我的电动牙刷 That's my electric toothbrush.
那是什么 What's that?
我估计他们是边做边刷牙 They're brushing their teeth while they're doing it, I guess.
不不不 他们在用我的牙刷干坏事 No, no, no. They're doing something freaky with my toothbrush.
-不 我的牙刷被侵犯了 - No. - My toothbrush is off limits.
做点什么 快去 Do something. Go now.
我不能去 我没法看着我妹办事好吗 I can't go. I can't see my sister doing it. OK?
得了 是你妹和你前男友 Oh, stop it. It's your sister and your ex.
你见过他们裸体 You've seen them naked.
-进去 -我不去 我不要去 - Go in there. - I'm not going. I'm not going in there.
-我不要去 -该我去吗 - I'm not going in there. - I'm supposed to go?
好了 他们完事了 OK. They're done.
-他们结束了 -好吧 - They're done now. - OK.
我觉得他们结束了 I think they're done.
我是说 I mean...
-对 他们完事了 -好吧 - Yeah, they're done. - All right.
-好 晚安 -好吧 - OK. Good night. - All right.
明天第一件事就是给他们找个地方待好吗 Tomorrow, can you make it a priority to find them a place?
好的 宝贝 Of course, sweetie.
明戈斯 我抱抱你 Mingus... I hug you.
我爱你 明戈斯 I love you, Mingus.
宝贝 怎么了 Sweetie, what is it?
我不是猪 我不是猪 I'm not a pig. I'm not a pig.
我知道你不是猪 I know you're not a pig.
做了个噩梦而已 It was just a bad dream.
-牛仔先生 -爸爸早 - Ha-ha! Mr. Le Cowboy... - Morning, Daddy!
-印度人入侵咯 -明戈斯 早安 - ..I'indien va te tuer! - Hi, Mingus. Good morning.
明戈斯 你好吗 Hey, Mingus. How are you doing?
你们这对小情侣总算起来了
我们饿了
食物 好吃的好吃的 Food. Um-yum-yum-yum.
你家人饿了 我有点慌张啊 Your family's hungry and it's making me nervous.
他们就像等待戈多的另一面 They're like a reverse of Waiting For Godot.
不管你看哪 总会发现一人潜藏在角落 Wherever you look, there's always one just lurking in the corner.
-我喜欢 -很不错 - I like it. - It's nice.
我给了孩子们玉米片 但是我恨那玩意
我去买羊角面包
我要巧克力
谢谢昨晚在浴室演的那出好戏
-就跟你说吧 -你那时候没抱怨
看你的脚
你真恶心
-放松点 -你们这两头死猪
你今天早晨真烦人
麻烦明戈斯 咖啡 Oh, Mingus, please. Coffee.
好 我给你弄 给你弄 Yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it.
我喜欢你的T恤衫 明戈斯 I love your T-shirt, Mingus.
我也喜欢 明戈斯 Me, too, Mingus.
-好吗 -好好好 - Good? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
不要美国咖啡 No American coffee.
麻烦不要那么难喝的东西
果汁 没有吗 Juice? No?
香肠汁 香肠汁不行 对你身体不好 Oh, sausage juice. Please, no sausage juice. It's bad for you.
你有两个老婆吗 You two wife?
对对对 离过两次婚 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was divorced twice.
婚姻 Er, marriage...
玛丽恩不好吗 Marion not good'?
玛丽恩 Marion...
开放 Eh... free.
玛丽恩很开放 Marion very free.
好骑 Easy Rider.
好骑 坐骑 坐骑 就像... Oh, Easy Rider. Rider, Rider... Like uh...
对 我看就像彼得·方达 Yeah. I can see the resemblance to Peter Fonda.
好 彼得·方达 Good! Peter Fonda.
真逗 Very funny.
你听懂我的笑话了 You understand my humour?
导演 其代表作为《逍遥骑士》
-你懂了吗 -懂 玛丽恩 很彼得·方达 - You understand me? - Oh, yes. Marion. Very much... Peter Fonda.
好吧 Ok.
-是好事吧 -对 - Is good, eh? - Yeah.
我真幸运 Lucky me.
-神马 -我很幸运 - Lucky me? - I'm lucky...
跟你女儿在一起 ...fortunate...
是我运气好 ...to be with your daughter.
是好事 It's a good thing.
什么 What?
你女儿很不错 Your daughter nice.
-神马 -好 - Nice? - Nice.
是雪的意思吗
不 不是晚上 是好 No, not "Night". Nice.
-好 -好 - Nice. - Nice.
很好 Very nice?
我喜欢你 明戈斯 I like you, Mingus.
-真是个好人 格叽格叽 -对啊 - Good man. Kitty-kitty-kiddee. - Uh... yeah.
明戈斯 Mingus.
格叽格叽格叽... Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
格叽格叽格叽格叽格叽格叽... Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty.
彼得·方达 彼得·方达 Peter Fonda. Peter Fonda.
格叽格叽 Kitty-kitty-Kitty.
我去拿咖啡 I'll get the coffee.
你是否郁闷 生气 或者体重上涨 招所有人厌
你的另一半是不是觉得你疯了 或许只是因为 你怀孕了
你法国那边的家人是不是刚好来看你啊 Do you happen to have French family members visiting?
对啊 我爸爸和妹妹 Yes, my dad and sister.
你妹妹和一个男的在这个电梯里抽大麻 Well, your sister and some guy were in the elevator smoking pot.
而且他们非常粗鲁 And they were very rude.
我要给房东打电话 I'm going to call the landlord.
整天都吵的要命 我们受够了 All the noise all the time. We've had enough.
整栋楼都在抱怨你 The whole building complains about you.
就因为我孩子太吵了吗 Just because my kids make too much noise?
你儿子把信箱给涂了 Your son painted the mailbox.
你这是什么意思 他还不到3岁啊 What are you talking about? He's not even three.
我要把你赶出去 I'm gonna have you evicted.
好吧 行啊 OK, fine.
你爱怎样就怎样 反正我已经一无所有 I don't give a shit cos I have nothing to lose.
我得了脑瘤 I have a brain tumor.
什么 What?
已经是晚期了 Stage four.
我只剩下3个月时间了 I only have three months left.
我家人来看我 就是为了道别 My family is visiting to say goodbye.
我太抱歉了 我不知道 I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
现在你知道了 我只有三个月时间 Now you know. I only have three weeks left
然后就昏迷不醒了 你个贱人 before I go into a coma, bitch,
你大可以在我临死前把我赶出去 but maybe you can have me evicted while I'm on my deathbed.
这就是你想要的吗 Is that what you want?
我真是太抱歉了 I am so sorry.
我完全不知道 I had no idea.
我能为你做点什么吗 Is there anything I can do?
我丈夫是莱诺克斯医院的外科医生 My husband is a surgeon at Lennox Hill, you know.
谢谢你的好意 不过已经太迟了 Thank you. But it's too late.
我这儿有好多羊角面包
每人三片
等等 给明戈斯留点
还得留点给孩子们
-你们简直是一群野兽 -你吐的哪儿都是
简直不可理喻
罗斯 马努
你们俩是不是在电梯里抽大麻了
没有啊
你确定吗
当然了
我一个邻居看到有法国人在电梯里抽大麻
那肯定是别的法国人
我们在房顶看风景 没事在电梯里抽干嘛
我们又不是小孩儿
你们到底有没有在电梯里面抽大麻
没有 玛丽恩
咱也许不完美 但也不是没有教养啊
-我给你留了片羊角面包 -谢谢 - I saved you a croissant. - Thanks.
一切都还好吧 Everything OK?
都还好 Yeah, everything is OK,
不过我又个那个邻居吵了一架 but I had a fight with that neighbour again.
她在电梯里指责我 我不得不... In the elevator, she attacked me. I had to...
编点故事脱身 她真是让人心烦 made up some story to get out of it. I mean, it's like horrible.
-她在生什么气 -信不信由你 - What was she mad about? - That...
她又提那个信箱的事儿 The mailboxes again. Believe it or not.
你也许就不该让露露涂信箱 Maybe you shouldn't let Lulu paint them.
那可是艺术啊 It was an art project.
而且我要提醒你 那是薇洛出的主意啊 And, on top of it, I remind you, it was Willow's idea.
那你就是说错在薇洛了 So now it's Willow's fault?
我不是说这是薇洛的错 I'm not saying it's Willow's fault.
你刚说过这是她的错 You just said it was Willow's fault.
不是 我是说这是她出的主意 No, I'm saying it was her idea.
她总是能出这样的主意 She has a lot of ideas like that.
-做一些很奇怪的事 -她只是个孩子 - Like doing funny things all the time. - She's a kid.
这没关系 她的主意挺不错的 It's OK. It's a nice project. It was nice.
很漂亮 我觉得没问题 It's pretty. I have no problem with it.
但她有自己的阴暗面 总有些疯狂的想法 But she has a dark side. She's always having crazy ideas.
阴暗 她变阴暗了 Dark? She's dark now?
得了你就承认吧 Come on, admit it.
她有阴暗面 而且 She's got a dark side and
我觉得她最后会变哥特 I believe she's gonna end up being goth.
她已经有点那个味儿了 She's borderline goth.
-哥特小黑姑娘 -对啊 - A little black goth girl? - Yeah.
也许她会成为第一个哥特小黑姑娘 Maybe she'll be the first black goth girl.
很抱歉这么说 不过这可能 I'm sorry. It probably has a lot to do with
跟你和你前妻糟糕的关系... how fucked-up your relationship with your...
-有关 -等一下 我们怎么扯到这儿了 - ex-wife was. - Wait a minute. How did we get there?
你表现的你和杰克就像是天生一对 I mean, you act like you and Jack were just perfect.
-好吧 -你想跟我说杰克吗 - OK. - You want to go back to Jack?
这就是你想要的 That's what you want that?
你又想吵架 又想拌嘴是吧 Do you want the fighting and the bickering?
想让我给他打电话吗 Want me to call him?
现在到底是谁在吵架 Who's the bickerer now'?
-你竟然这么说 -声音小点 - Oh, really? - OK, Keep it down.
我不想在我家人面前吵架... I don't want to fight in front of my...
你不想 你过来就是想吵架 You don't want to fight? You came over here to fight.
我爱死她了 我只是说她有些问题 I love her to death. I'm just saying she has a few issues.
这没什么不好 It's great.
说不定她能成为下一个培根呢 Maybe she'll be the next Francis Bacon.
你自己也发现了 You recognise yourself
她整天看一些死亡方面的表演 that she's always watching those death shows and all that.
到底谁的问题 谁有问题 Look whose... issues. Who's got issues?
能借你的裙子穿吗 我喜欢这风格
可以
我想让你们看看美国的玩具都什么样 I'd like to show you some American toys
这样下次来的时候 就能给我带了 so next time you come, you can bring me some.
没怀孕 Negative.
玛丽恩? 玛丽恩 Marion? Marion?
来了 她可真让人头疼
怎么了
我能借这条裙子吗 大爱啊
想穿就拿吧
比我穿的大两号 不过有皮带...
谢啦
-是谁啊 -不知道 - Who is it? - No idea.
你好 我是罗恩 蓓拉的丈夫 Hi. I'm Ron. I'm Bella's husband.
她让我来看一下 She asked me to come by.
我是明戈斯 蓓拉让你来干什么 I'm Mingus. Bella? Why?
看你女朋友啊 Well, your girlfriend.
看看我能不能帮上点什么 To see if there was anything I could do to help.
-改善她的病情 -病情 - With her condition. - Condition?
我在斯隆·凯特琳癌症中心 I have some very good oncologist friends
认识几位非常不错的肿瘤专家 at Sloan-Kettering.
能多几个人会诊总是好的 It's always good to get a second opinion.
脑瘤并不总是致命的 A brain tumor is not necessarily fatal.
脑瘤 A brain tumor?
脑瘤 亲爱的 你有脑瘤 A brain tumor? Honey, you have a brain tumor?
上帝啊 这不是真的 Oh, my God! No!
-抱歉 你不知道这个 -我毫不知情 - I'm sorry. You didn't know'? - I didn't know.
我就是觉得有点不对劲 I suspected something was wrong.
她一直大呼小叫的 总是和我吵架 I mean, all the yelling and screaming and bickering.
没法做出任何决定 And her inability to make a decision about anything.
健忘 胀气 但是... And the forgetfulness and the flatulence, but...
你却没告诉我 你是在保护我吗 you didn't tell me. You were protecting me?
隐瞒病情 不让我受伤 Just hiding it so I wouldn't be hurt.
你真是个了不起的女人 You're an amazing woman.
现在走路都不稳 一瘸一拐的 And now the limping. The limping.
必须这样 我不能让你和孩子知道 I had to. I had to keep it... from you and the children.
我真是幸运 你真了不起 I'm so lucky. You're so amazing.
对不起 亲爱的 I'm sorry, honey.
-部分瘫痪吗 -是的 - Partial paralysis? - Yes.
只是部分瘫痪 来了又去 去了又来 It's partial. It comes and goes. It comes and goes.
我感觉很难受 Oh, I feel so sick.
你做过CT吗 片子在哪儿 Do you have a CAT scan I could look at
我可以给你看看肿瘤的位置 and locate the tumor?
没有 片子都在医院 真抱歉 亲爱的 No. No, they're at the hospital. I'm sorry, sweetie.
-在斯隆·凯特琳癌症中心吗 -在巴黎 - Sloan-Kettering? - No, in Paris.
难道他们不定期给你做CT监测肿瘤情况 Don't they CAT scan you regularly to monitor the growth?
他们不会 因为我没有医疗保险 Uh-uh. They don't, because I don't have health insurance and...
-你没有 -而且反正也已经没希望了 - You don't? - There's no hope, anyway.
亲爱的 我没有医疗保险的 I don't have health insurance, sweetie.
我会给你朋友打电话的 You know, I could call your friends.
能多几个人会诊总是好的 A second opinion is a good idea.
但现在我真的感觉很虚弱 But right now I feel really weak.
-而且我们需要谈谈 -当然 - And we need to talk. - Of course.
真的很感谢你 Thank you so much.
我需要放松 然后和他谈谈 I need to relax and talk to him.
不如进来和我们喝杯咖啡吧 Why don't you have some coffee with us?
不行 我们要说很多... No. No, we have a lot of...
罗恩 进来和我们喝杯咖啡吧 Ron, why don't you come in for some coffee?
我的手 正常了 慢慢变正常了 My hand, it's back. It's coming back.
罗恩 想喝咖啡吗 Yes. Ron... Ron, would you like some coffee?
不用了吧 No.
进来坐吧 喝杯咖啡 Yeah. Come sit with us. Have some coffee.
我们需要谈谈 亲爱的 你忘了吗 We need to talk, sweetie. Remember?
我们是得谈谈你的癌症 Yes. We can have our cancer talk.
罗恩 想喝咖啡吗 Ron, would you like some coffee?
-喝杯咖啡太好了 -好的 来这边 - I'd love some. - Great, great, great. Just come this way.
-就在这边 -但是我有脑瘤 - Right this way. - But I have a brain tumor.
知道 我们会谈... Yes. We will...
你好 我是罗斯 Oh. Hello. I'm Rose.
-就像玫瑰一样 -我是罗恩 - Like a rose. - I'm Ron.
就像... Like um...
咖啡在这边 罗恩 Yeah... coffee's over here, Ron.
罗恩 Ron.
哥们 我是马努 见到你很高兴 Hi, man, I'm Manu. Nice meeting you.
-就在这... -你家人在这儿真好 - Right... - It's so nice your family's here.
-我知道 -给予你支持 - I know. - Such support.
他们都很支持我 They're very supportive.
你不记得了 你确实有长CT的片子 You know what? You do have a CAT scan. Remember?
-我没有 -一个月前你在浴缸里滑倒了 - No, I don't. - A month ago you slipped in the tub
虽然没撞到头 and you insisted that we have a CAT scan done
但你坚持要做CT even though you never hit your head.
那是在我有肿瘤之前了 It was before the tumor grew.
我知道放在哪儿 坐着别动 I know where it is. Just sit tight.
我忘在医院里了 I left them at the hospital.
你有没有发烧 来 看着我的手指 You don't have a fever? Here, follow my finger.
-好的 -眼睛动就行 - OK. - Just with your eyes.
现在转头头部 做的不错 Now turn your head. That's good.
你的CT扫描结果 Got your CAT scan.
我看快点... Let me take a quick...
我不能没有你 不能没有你 I can't lose you. I can't lose you.
-我没看到有什么肿瘤 -那这儿呢 - I don't really see anything at all. - What about this here?
-不 那是... -这些洞呢 - No, that's... - Those holes.
那...那很正常 That's... that's actually normal.
如果没有这些洞 你的智力发育会极为迟缓 If you didn't have these holes, you'd be severely retarded.
-它们很小啊 -这太有趣了 - They are pretty small. - Oh, this is interesting.
这很糟糕吗 Is it bad?
事实上根本没事 我是说... Oh... actually, nothing. I mean...
罗恩 你还好吧 Ron, are you OK?
-这片子你留着吧 -不行 我们要留着 - No, just keep them. - No. We're keeping them.
我需要留着它们 It's... I need to keep them.
为什么他不能留着呢 Why not? Why can't he keep them?
因为我对这些片子有感情... Because I'm attached to those...
这是在我得病之前拍的 我想留着 It was before I was sick. I want to keep them healthy.
-留着这些我还健康的片子 -我觉得 - The healthy pictures of me. - You know what?
你应该来看看玛丽恩的展出 就在今晚 You should come to Marion's show. It's tonight.
地点是苏珊·凯尔妮美术馆 At the Susan Kellner Gallery.
你们家人都去吗 Will the whole family be attending?
-对啊 都去 -谢谢您能去参观 - Yeah. The whole family will be there. - Thank you for coming.
我现在需要休息 OK. I need to rest now.
-拜拜 -把这个给我吧 谢谢 - Bye. - Let me get this, please. OK.
-真是疯了 -再见 见到你很高兴 - Insane behaviour. - Bye. Nice to meet you.
你真是太不够意思了 You were so fucking unsupportive.
是因为那个贱人我才不得不编故事 I had to make up that lie because of the bitch.
她打算给房东打电话撵我们走 She was gonna call the landlord on us.
你为什么要这么对我 Why did you do this to me?
你竟然说你有脑瘤 脑瘤 A fucking brain tumor? A tumor?
那又怎样 说不定我真有脑瘤 So what? You know what? I might have a brain tumor.
因为我动不动就头疼 You know? Because I always have headaches
也一直想呕吐 and I'm throwing up all the time.
我说不定真有脑瘤 I could have a brain tumor!
你非得装死我们才能保住公寓吗 Do you have to fake your death for us to keep the apartment?
你知道会发生什么 What's gonna happen?
罗斯 遮住你的屁股
我受够你光着身子乱晃了
小夫妻又开始吵架了
玛丽恩 露露拉便便了 Marion, Lulu stinks.
亲爱的 别动
拉的便便真好
-给你 -给爸爸
-你疯了吗 -我超恶心这个
我可不喜欢便便
亲爱的 一切都很好
别生我气 我觉得他的鸡鸡应该再大点
-杰克的那家伙很大是吧 -但是医生没说什么啊
小鸡鸡一般很难诊断
你在胡说什么啊
也许它就是没变大而已 那我们来量量
他的小鸡鸡非常好 和他外公的一样
-小鸡鸡会变大的 -这是用来量家具的
我们要怎么做
把肉肉推过去 就能量长度了
-别伤到他 -别骗人
-你在拽他的包皮 -别折磨他了
不错啊 看看 它可真大
当然 大的很呢
你儿子尿我身上了
要是我 也会这么做
我要带他们去练瑜珈的地方 I'm taking them with me to yoga.
他们想看看健身房 They want to see my gym.
你不介意我们一起吃午饭吧 It's OK if we all come for lunch? You're sure?
没关系 Yeah, it's OK.
他们想去城外转转 然后去公园 They want to come uptown and go to the park after. OK.
-好的 -我爱你 - All right. - I love you.
他们走了 And they are gone.
爸爸 你得保证不会在我的瑜珈课上放屁
你会去的 是吧
我们走
-罗斯 你不穿胸罩吗 -没事 我穿着背心
但是我们要做倒立的啊
我的胸很平 你真变成美国人了
貌似楼上有很棒的器械
-我会照顾他的 -这的思慕雪[饮品]也很不错
他根本不知道什么是思慕雪 不管了
我是明戈斯 Uh... Mingus.
明戈斯 好的 我来试一下 Mingus. Yes. OK, I'll give it a shot.
我不知道... I don't know...
不 我来自布鲁克林 No, I'm from Brooklyn.
我最开始来自...不 不 不 Well, I'm originally from... No, no, no.
人们一听是布鲁克林就会觉得这人很强悍 When people hear "Brooklyn", they think "he's tough".
我是从公园坡来的 No, I'm from Park Slope.
是布鲁克林混乱肮脏的地方 From the punky, bitch side of Brooklyn.
你确定我能这么叫你 You sure I can call you that?
巴洛克 Barack
你...你是...来自夏威夷 对对 You... You... Hawaii. That's right. That's right.
那当你还是小孩的时候 你生气时 So when you were a kid and you got mad at people,
会不会说 我来自夏威夷 did you go, "Hey, I'm from Hawaii.
别惹我 我来自夏威夷 Don't fuck with me. I'm from Hawaii."
你不能这么说是吧 对公园坡来说也一样 You can't say that, right? It's the same as Park Slope.
那儿的人是不是都扔椰子 我是说 Did the gangs throw coconuts? I mean...
别这么敏感 Well, don't get sensitive.
我敢肯定夏威夷那儿的人很粗暴 Yes, I'm sure Hawaii was rough.
我相信你 那的沙滩上满是石头 I believe you. There were rocks in your sand.
你也写作 You write, too?
我想他们一定很高兴 I'm sure they would love
能在乡村之声上刊登你的文章 to put one of your articles in the Voice.
你都写什么 What do you write about?
植物吗 Plants?
眼睛注视上方 Gazing towards the sky.
再来一次 And one more.
回到之前的动作 Coming back the way we came.
屈膝 双手慢慢靠近 Bending the knee. Hands come up.
呼气 双手放在胸前 Exhale. Hands to heart centre.
深呼吸 上升 Deep breath in. Rise.
面朝前 Turn to face the front.
手下落 Fingers come down.
脚收回 我们再来一次下犬式 Foot comes back. And let's press right back into Down Dog.
深呼吸 出气 Deep breath in and out.
-罗斯 -怎么了 - Rose. - Quoi?
好吃吗
在面包上加了点破玩意儿 就要20欧元 太贵了
-是美元 爸爸 -美元不值钱的
再加上服务和小费
在法国 小费是含进去的
在这儿 付小费要看服务质量
难怪他们都这么好呢 原来是为了赚钱
你还更喜欢巴黎那些
就会抱怨 把咖啡扔你面前的服务员呢
你在吃什么呢 明戈斯 What are you eating, Mingus?
菜肉馅煎蛋饼 It's a frittata.
我想菜肉馅煎蛋饼很搞笑是吧 I guess it's a funny frittata, huh?
你喝的酒怎么样 简诺特 How's your midday wine, Jeannot?
-有什么搞笑的 -只有我俩知道
你怎么在这儿啊 What you doin' here, man?
我记得你不是去华盛顿了吗 I thought we lost you to Washington?
-我在这儿做一个电台采访 -好的 - I'm in town doing a radio interview. - OK. OK.
贾斯汀 来见一下我的女朋友 玛丽恩 Justin, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Marion.
贾斯汀 总算见到你了 Oh! Oh, Justin, so nice to finally meet you.
这是她的家人 这位是简诺特 And this is her family. Jeannot.
见到你很高兴
这是罗斯 Rose.
-你好 -这位是罗斯的男朋友 马努 - Hello. - And Rose's boyfriend, Manu.
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
我还有差不多一小时就要做节目了 You know what? I'm doing my radio show in about an hour.
不如你来现场做客吧 Why don't you come on the air?
我4点20就得回华盛顿 I'm catching the 4:20 to DC.
我想他为奥巴马工作
我其实要跟你说 奥巴马要来纽约 Actually, I meant to call you about Barack's visit to NY.
让他做客我的节目吗 To have him on my show?
-别这么紧张 -好的好的 - Slow down there a bit. - OK, OK.
他只是要在这儿开记者招待会 No, but he's doing a press conference
我想我可以把你带进去 and I think I can get you in.
真的假的 Get outta here!
-不会吧 -亲爱的 这真是太好了 - No? - Oh, sweetie, that's so great. That's so wonderful.
爸爸 明戈斯要去采访奥巴马了
-奥巴马很不错 -谢谢 - Good Obama. - Thanks.
他长得真帅 比萨科齐好看多了 He's so good-looking. So much better looking than Sarkozy.
不好意思 Sorry.
奥巴马是... Obama...
社会主义者
他不是 爸爸
-他不是社会主义者 -不是吗 - Not really a socialist. - No?
我想说 Well, if I may say so,
你在猪头逛大街里面演的太好了 you did a fucking great job in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.
美国喜剧电影
笑死人了 That was totally hysterical.
-太搞笑了 -那不是他 能坐下吗 - It was so fucking funny. - That's not him. Could you sit down?
-没事 -贾斯汀 我想问一下 - It's OK. - Justin, one thing.
我认为奥巴马 I did not think that
不应该得诺贝尔和平奖 Obama he deserved to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
你同意吗 Do you agree or not?
-罗斯 闭嘴 -我就是问问
抱歉 贾斯汀 OK. I'm sorry, Justin.
她都不知道自己在说什么 She doesn't know what she's talking about.
-没关系 -我知道 - No, it's OK. - I do.
这是个自由的国家 It's a free country.
每个人都可以有自己的观点 Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
-谢谢 -我很抱歉 - Thank you. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry about that.
你就不能闭嘴吗
我刚见到他们 你懂的 I just met them. You know how it is.
每次你的想法都很蠢
就是女友的家人周末过来看看 Girlfriend's family's come for the weekend.
这人是为奥巴马工作的 白痴
-简直疯了 -疯了 - It's crazy. - It's crazy.
荡妇
贱人
你们俩别打了
-搞什么 -我知道这很秀逗 - What the fuck? - It's crazy, I know.
她平常不这样的 She's not normally like this.
你个白痴
淫货
-停下 -你个婊子
我得去赶火车了 I've gotta catch my train.
你就是个杂种
-你懂的 -太疯狂了 - You know how it is. - Crazy.
-太抱歉了 -你会联系我去采访的吧 - I'm sorry. - You're gonna call me about this interview?
对 我真的得走了 Yep. I should really get going.
-好的 -见到你很高兴 - All right. - Great to see you.
我会等你电话的 I'm gonna be waiting by the phone.
我脸谱一直在线 I'm on Facebook.
再见 库玛 Bye, Kumar.
他不是那该死的库玛 It's not fucking Kumar.
-我能给你说句话吗 -好的 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - OK.
-我想让他们搬出去 -什么 - I want 'em out. - What?
让他们搬出去 I want 'em out.
你想让他们出去 我同意 OK, you want them out? Yes. I agree.
他们必须搬出去 They're out.
我妹妹必须搬出去 她不可理喻 My sister is out. She's out of her mind.
简直疯了 我再也不想见到她和她男友 She's crazy. I don't want to see her anymore and this guy.
他们需要搬出去 -你没听明白 They're out. - You don't hear me.
他们都得搬出去 They all gotta go.
什么意思 我爸爸也要撵走 What do you mean? Even my dad?
对 包括你爸爸 Even your dad. Yes, your dad.
他讨厌坐飞机 但还是大老远从巴黎来 He came all the way from Paris, he hates ?ying,
看我和露露 他不能走 to see me and Lulu. He can't go.
你怎么能当众和你妹妹吵起来 How could you argue with your sister right there?
这样我还能见到总统吗 I get to meet the next black president?
那我刚才就该忍气吞声任她宰割吗 Was I supposed to let her kill me right on the spot?
-是的 -不 我不想让你出丑 - Yes. - No. I don't want to make you look bad.
我一直做支持你的女朋友 我很支持你 I'm always a supportive girlfriend. I've always supported you.
搞什么 每次有人从你工作那边来 What the fuck? Every time somebody comes from one of your jobs,
我就会说 你好吗 见到你真高兴 I'm like, "Hey. How you doing? Nice to meet you."
我们互相妥协好吗 男女关系需要妥协 Let's compromise. OK? Relationships are about compromise.
你一直都是这么说的啊 马努和我妹妹 You always say that. Manu and my sister,
他们爱上哪儿就上哪儿 they can, like, fuck themselves everywhere in New York.
好吗 但是我爸爸得留下 OK? But my dad stays.
求你了 我不能让他住旅馆 Please. I can't put him in a hotel.
他会崩溃的 他会死的 He's gonna have a breakdown. He's gonna die.
求你了 让我爸爸留下 只让他留下 Please. My dad. Just my dad.
-好吧 你爸爸可以留下 -谢谢 - All right. Your dad can stay. OK. - Thank you.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
没事 Yeah. It'll be fine.
-再见 明 -再见 - Bye, Ming. - See you later.
真的很抱歉 玛丽恩 原谅我吧
我现在得给你和马努找个旅馆住
都是马努的错 他最讨厌了
-有四个保姆的未接来电 -什么情况
不知道 我赶紧给她打一个
什么 你今晚来不了 So, what, you can't make it tonight?
好吧 我去接他们 All right. I'll come pick them up.
朝着中央公园走就能到家了
别担心 我知道怎么走
再见
出租车 Taxi!
欢迎继续收听 All right. We're back.
先生能调大点声吗 是我男友的节目 Sir, can you turn it up? It's my boyfriend on the radio.
-谢谢 -过去我一想起法国人 - Thank you. - You know, when I used to think of the French,
首先想到的就是德加 雷诺 I used to think of Degas, Renoir,
这些超现实主义者 the surrealists.
可现在我一想起法国人 But now when I think of the French,
想到的却是他们与电动牙刷做爱 I think of freaky sex with electric toothbrushes.
不提了 想想就头疼 一通听众电话 Don't ask. They're killing me. Oh, we've got a call.
威廉斯堡的辛西娅 你好 辛西娅 Cynthia from Williamsburg. How's it going, Cynthia?
你好 我就是想说我喜欢你的节目 Hey, I just want to say I love your show, baby.
喜欢得我男朋友都羡慕嫉妒恨了 I love it so much that my boyfriend is getting kind of jealous.
谢谢 宝贝儿 OK, baby.
您能再开大点声吗 Can you turn that up a little more?
-别的呢 辛西娅 -你真想知道吗 - So any thoughts, Cynthia? - You really wanna know my thoughts?
我们还是私下聊吧 Maybe not live on the radio.
限制级吗 Some X-rated thoughts, huh?
一想到你我就这样 宝贝 Always when I think of you, baby.
很荣幸得知有人对我动心思 Nice to know somebody's thinking X-rated of me.
当我得知你有个可爱的法国女友 I was sad to find out that
真是伤心欲绝 you have a nice little French girlfriend.
很抱歉 不过这是真的 Sad that you're sad, but yes.
-不要脸 -这是事实 - Bitch. - That's how it is.
辛西娅 有没有什么想告诉大家的 So, Cynthia, do you have anything you want to share?
任何政见 Any political views.
没 想买牛仔裤了倒是可以来Gap店 No, but if you ever need a pair of free jeans, pop into the Gap.
Gap店 服装品牌
克朗代克那家 找辛西娅就行 You know the one on Klondike? And ask for Cynthia.
克朗代克 位于加拿大北部
好的 好的 没准我还真会去 Oh, OK. You know what? I just might do that.
-是吗 -我正缺牛仔裤 得买裤子 - Yeah. - I need some jeans. I need some jeans.
说不定哪天我就去了 I'm not gonna tell you when but it just might happen.
好了 新闻时间到 再见 辛西娅 All right. Time for the news. See you later, Cynthia.
示威者橡树精灵 The protester known as the Oak Fairy
从中央公园的树上摔了下来 has fallen from his tree in Central Park.
可惜他没有如支持者所愿飞起来 Though he could not fly as many of his supporters believed,
其脚部骨折但目前状况稳定 he is in a stable condition with a broken foot
我们期待后续报道 and we expect a statement soon.
看啊 玛丽恩 我采到些大麻 Look, Marion. I have some grass.
没人知道这不是采自中央公园 Nobody knows it's not from Central Park.
你们的衣服怎么回事 What's happening with the costumes?
老师说他们要求有血 露露是只死兔子 Their teacher said they asked for blood. Lulu is a dead bunny.
-什么死不死的 -可我喜欢当鬼公主 - Guys, no dead anything. - But I like being a dead princess.
我知道你喜欢死人 吸血鬼什么的 OK, I know you love the dead, the vampires and stuff,
可是装死人一点都不好玩 but being dead is not cool.
-死人会腐烂 对吗 -嗯 - Dead people rot, right? OK? Yes. - Yeah.
虽然有很多帅哥出演吸血鬼 And vampires, I know a bunch of cute guys played them in movies,
但我保证这一点都不酷 but I promise you it's not cool, OK?
你们知道吸血鬼的牙上粘的什么吗 You know what comes out of a vampire's tush?
腐尸的血 Rotten digested blood.
-真恶心 -是吧 恶心吧 - Ew! - Ew! Yeah, exactly.
所以没人想当死人 So you don't want to be a dead person.
因为死亡是件很悲伤很孤独的事 Because death is very sad and lonely.
当有一天 And one day
你爸爸死了 你会非常伤心的 you're gonna see your papa die and you're gonna be very, very sad.
懂了吗 快乐地活着才对 All right? So what's cool is to be alive and happy.
好不好 好吗 Ok? Ok?
那我们回家洗白白 好不好 So let's go home and clean this up. OK?
-再也不装死人了 -玛丽恩女士 - No dead anything. - Er... Miss Marion?
-怎么了 -我觉得你不该那样 - Yes? - I don't think you should do it.
-哪样 -出卖灵魂 - What? - Sell your soul.
你说这事啊 还好啦 Oh, it's OK. It's fine.
万一被坏人买走了呢 But suppose the person who buys it is a really bad man, you know?
那个馆长向我保证 My gallerist's promised me
绝对不会把我的灵魂卖给恶魔 she's not gonna sell my soul to the devil.
顶多卖给暴发户 Just a rich motherfucker.
别忘了 我还得还你钱呢 And remember, I need some money to pay you.
我懂的 OK, say no more.
现在大家经济压力都比较大 We are all under economic pressure.
-我懂的 -好的 - I understand. OK. - OK.
-那就好 -再见 - All right. - Bye.
-祝你叔叔好 -谢谢 - Good luck with your uncle. - Thank you.
爸爸 还好吗
嗯 我在做油煎薄饼
孩子们这是怎么了
我得把他们洗干净
这些血淋淋的怪兽都是谁
进来 Come in.
请不要在你的节目中牵扯到我的家人 Please don't use my family in your show.
拜托 我说话有分寸 Come on, I was being nice and respectful, all things considered.
那你还在你的艺术展上提你前任们呢 You use ex-boyfriends in your show.
这两码事 That's different.
来一口吗
你是酒鬼吗 Are you an alcoholic?
这条牛仔裤正合适你黝黑的翘臀 There's a pair of jeans for your skinny black ass.
我还得赞助你去Gap店呢 I'm saving you a trip to The Gap.
我绝对不会再联系那姑娘 I was never gonna call that girl up.
也绝对不去Gap店 I was never going by The Gap.
谢谢你的牛仔裤 But thanks for the jeans.
-不客气 -感激不尽 - OK, you're welcome. - Appreciate it.
我得找条裙子 You know, I have to find a dress
我还是觉得喝酸奶过敏起的疹子没好 and I think I still have hives from the yoghurt.
哪有什么疹子 不过你的胸貌似大了 No, no, no hives. But your boobs have been getting a little bigger.
是啊 有些酸胀 不知道为什么 I know, they hurt. I don't know why.
-别停下来 -什么 - Keep doing that. - What?
我喜欢这感觉 就好像... Oh, I like that. I like that. That's like that...
那个 你要不 You know what? Why don't you
让你爸和孩子去公园吧 send your dad with the kids to the park?
给咱俩点时间 Give us a little time.
你想让我爸带着孩子出去 You would let our kids with my dad,
就是为了亲热 who you were about to evict, just to get some?
-可不嘛 -好吧 我去跟他说 - Hell, yeah. - Er... Well, let me talk to him.
别逗我了 No, no, no. Are you kidding me?
-我先去跟我爸说 -行 - I gonna talk to my dad first. - OK.
谁还想要薄饼
你要不带孩子们参加公园的万圣节派对吧
他们都说挺不错的
维修工今天要来 希望是他
哪位 Hello?
是我
我给他们找了个旅馆
便宜 他们不嫌吵 我们也消停
马努在警察局门口抽大麻
我让罗斯去摆平了
他在警察局门口抽大麻
怎么样了
他们今晚遣送他回国
他都不能回来拿行李
-你还好吗 -还好
十天内我还会去看他 没事
我们不用去旅馆了 我不会打扰任何人
我要带孩子们出去 一起去吗
先让我尿个尿 然后悉听发落
尿尿 她把马努甩了
玛丽恩 今晚会不会有许多帅哥去你的首展
您确定她不是捡来的
难以置信我们是一个娘生的
好啦 孩子们 我们要去万圣节派对 OK, kids. Kids, we're going to the Halloween fair.
-万圣节派对 -你猜谁跟你们去 - Halloween fair'? - And you know who you're going with?
爷爷和小姨 Auntie and Grandpa.
-再见 -再见 - Bye! - Au revoir.
-再见 明戈斯 -再见 路上小心 - Bye, Mingus. - Take care. Take care.
好好玩 Have fun.
亲爱的 马努已经被遣送回巴黎了 Sweetie, Manu has been deported back to Paris.
你再也见不着他了 You'll never have to see him again, ever.
你怎么做到的 How did you do that?
明天 罗斯 Tomorrow Rose.
-你对我真好 -可不 - You really like me. - Mm-hm.
来吧 Come on.
肯定是落东西了 Forgot something.
又怎么了
我来修门铃的 I'm here to fix the buzzer.
门铃 亲爱的 Buzzer. Sweetie.
我跟他说 OK, I'll handle it.
你能等会儿再来吗 Could you come back a little later?
不行 再来至少要等两周 No. It won't be possible for another two weeks, at least.
那可不行 两周太长了 No, no, no. We can't wait two weeks.
-破门铃每次都吵醒孩子 -我知道了 - It wakes up the kids every time. - I got... Hold on, I got it.
拜托 Please.
你好 Hiya.
这系统自从规定下来后就没升级过 This system hasn't been updated since theprohibition.
得修多久 How long is it gonna take, do you think?
差不多两三个小时吧 About two hours, maybe three.
-这么久 -那还修吗 - Really? - You don't want me to do it?
不修我可去参加派对了 I just have a great party to attend.
没事没事 您修您的 No, it's OK. Just do it. Just do it, it's fine. It's fine.
好像我的服务无用武之地了 Looks like my services are no longer needed here, so...
那我先走一步 看看还要准备什么 OK, I'm gonna go early so I can check everything's all right.
-大家都去靠谱吗 -没问题 - Are you OK bringing everyone? - Yeah.
-那好 -再见 - OK. - Bye.
-能给我点喝的吗 -想喝什么 - Hey, can I have something to drink? - Yeah, what do you want?
印式拿铁 加低脂奶 Chai latte, low-fat milk.
一块糖 One sugar.
等着 Ok.
我希望能卖掉 这些花了我不少钱 I hope it sells. These prints cost me a fortune.
我也希望 否则这地方 I hope so too, or this place
很快就会变成第三世界了 will become a banana republic in no time.
好消息是我们找到接手灵魂的买家了 The good news is I think we've got a taker for the soul.
-真的 谁啊 -匿名者 - Really? Who is it? - Anonymous party.
-匿名 -没错 直接打款到... - Anonymous? - Anonymous party. A direct deposit to the...
-我们来了 -都好吗 - Whoo-hoo! We're here. - Everything OK?
你好 明戈斯 很高兴见到你 How are you, Mingus? Nice to see you.
-我把尿不湿落出租车上了 -糟糕 - I left a diaper bag in the taxi. - Oh, no.
-你爸用车钥匙划人家车 -怎么可能 - Would your dad ever key a car? - Of course not. Impossible.
外面有个豪车车主说要起诉他 There's a limo driver outside who wants to press charges.
不是吧 我去看看 Well, that's... Really? I'll deal with it later.
爸爸 待在这
-露露 我们去吃自助 -我要看画
感谢你的到场 Oh, thank you so much for coming.
我们不会错过任何能见孙女的机会 We'll take any occasion to see our granddaughter.
-你好 薇洛 -爷爷奶奶好 - Hello, Willow. - Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa.
谢谢你能来 Thank you for coming.
蟹棒哟
爸爸 这是奶酪
简诺特 这是我父母 卡罗和李 Jeannot, my parents, Carol and Lee.
明戈斯亲家 Mingus family!
我们是亲家 要亲亲哦
- 亲亲 -你们得亲他否则他会怒的 - Kiss. - You gotta kiss him or he gets mad.
-那是我妈 可不能舌吻 -亲亲 - That's my mother. No tongue. - Kiss!
你们共同点挺多 都生于60年代 You guys have a lot in common. You're both involved in the '60s.
-他们是维护公民权利的积极派 -是吗
他们积极维护美国黑人的权利
-我爱最后的诗人 -我们特别要好 - I love Last Poets. - No way! They were friends of ours.
最后的诗人 兴于美国黑人权利运动
我们能去看看画吗 OK, shall we look at the pictures?
-进展顺利吧 -是啊 好神奇 - It's going well, no? - I think so, it's crazy.
我跟你说
你朋友布拉德太可爱了
可他是同性恋
真的是同性恋还是...
真的 你先来见见明戈斯的父母
-你好 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
我得带你去见个重要的人 快来 There's somebody important I need you to meet. Come here.
我也是个心理医生 So you know I'm a psychologist, too.
但我的专长是辅导儿童 But my specialty is that I work with children.
你了解弗朗索瓦兹·多尔多的工作吗 Are you familiar with the work of Franoise Dolto?
天啊 我在巴黎大学的论文写的就是多尔多 Oh, my God. I wrote my dissertation on Dolto at the Sorbonne.
爸爸 他们知道多尔多
-你什么星座 -双鱼 - What sign are you? - I'm fish.
双鱼座 有洞察力且易察觉他人的困境 Pisces. Insightful, sensitive to the plights of others.
天啊 太准了 Oh, my God. So much.
我要去拿点喝的 You know, I go to the buffet now to get something to drink.
你们也来点什么吗 Could I... Do you want something?
-我想来杯白酒 -来两杯 - I'd love a glass of white wine. - Two.
-我要红酒 -再来点奶酪因为...
-这画还行吧 -不错 - It's good, huh? - Yeah.
她妹妹真可爱 Her sister's lovely.
她怎么能是玛丽恩的妹妹呢 It's hard to believe she's Marion's sister.
你能行行好吗 今晚是她的专场 Would you back off? This is her night.
显然她一直忙于她的展出 Well, clearly she's been very busy with her nights.
-这是她十年来的作品 -卡罗 - It's over ten years of pictures. - Carol!
李 到这来 Lee! Come here.
有意思吧 It's funny.
玛丽恩真逗
大玩SM[虐待狂与受虐狂]
卡罗 Carol.
-事情还好吧 -不好 一点也不好 - It's going good, no? - No, no, no, no.
-非常不好 一件也没卖出去 No, it's not going good. I can't sell a thing. Nothing has sold.
-什么 -我认为对于这个主题 - What? - I think with the subject matter,
人们渴望更放纵的东西 people were expecting something sexier.
只可意会 Something. I don't know.
更放纵 可我从未裸睡过 谁干过吗 Sexier? But I never sleep naked. Who does?
-你裸睡吗 -不 - Do you sleep naked? - No.
太好了 约翰·凯利来了 Oh, this is good. No, no, no, John Kelly's here.
你得去跟他聊聊 I need you to go talk to him.
-那个约翰·凯利 -是的 - The John Kelly? - Yes.
-天啊 他很毒舌的 -我知道 - Oh, my God, he can be so vicious. - I know. Exactly.
所以我才让你把最棒的作品拿出来 That's why I need you to bring your A-game.
我觉得... I think...
您说 Yes?
-我喜欢 -真的吗 - I like it. - Great.
-太谢谢了 -你为什么以自己为主题 - Thanks. Thank you. - Why did you use yourself as a subject?
首先 我很了解自己 I know myself pretty well, first of all.
我认为通过了解小我 And I thought through a study of
才能逐渐懂得别人 the microcosm I could start to understand others.
你是说你就是全部 So you're saying you're universal?
我不是这意思 No, I wouldn't say I'm universal.
你不会这么写的 对吗 You're not writing that, are you?
这句太狂了 可别这么写 It's so pretentious. Please don't write that.
我是说 我很不好意思跟陌生人接触 What I'm saying is I'm probably too shy to approach strangers
而我打心底 and I was genuinely
对一段感情的进展抱有强烈的兴趣 interested in seeing how a relationship evolves through time.
就这样... That's...
所以你是尝试着做 So you're trying to place your work in the same realm
跟辛迪·舍曼 as people like Cindy Sherman
南·戈尔丁 索菲·卡莱一样的工作 and Nan Goldin, Sophie Calle.
-他们都很伟大 - Well, they're amazing.
-谁不会... -伟大 - Who wouldn't...? - Amazing.
-伟大 -是啊 出色 - Amazing. - Yeah, amazing. Brilliant.
这个真可爱 This is, this is so cute.
-我喜欢这个主题 -太好了 - I like the theme. - Great.
而不是作品 More than the execution.
好吧 Ok.
-这些照片有点俗套 -俗套 These photos are sort of mundane. - Mundane.
俗中透露着美丽 They're mundane, but at the same time they're pretty.
-哦 这样 -是的 - OK. OK. - Yeah.
那还不算太差 That's not bad.
-很高兴见到你 -谢谢 - It was nice meeting you. - Thank you.
谢谢你能来 很高兴你能喜欢这展览 Thank you so much for coming. I'm happy you enjoyed the show.
不是 你不喜欢也能直说 没关系 No, it's OK. If you hate the show you can say it. It's fine.
我都能接受 没事 I can take it. Totally fine.
我不是那种受不得批评的人 I'm not, you know, one of those people that can't take criticism.
往好了想就是真相即将揭晓 But you know what? What's good is for the truth to come out
但说无妨 你不喜欢我的作品展 and you can just say it, you hate it. You hate my show.
真的没关系 因为我要告诉你 You know what? It's OK, because I want to tell you something.
每个人都恨你 艺术界里每个人都恨你 Everyone hates you. In the art world, everyone hates you.
还有圈外的人 Even outside of the art world,
同样恨你 因为你就是个混蛋 everyone hates you, because you're an asshole.
-每个人 -要不是我有孩子 - Everyone? - If I didn't have a kid,
早就拧断你的脖子 I would snap your fucking neck.
可以的话我就把这里所有的画扯下来 And if I could I would take every single picture and shove it...
你还好吗 Everything OK here?
-好 -谢谢你 - Yeah. - OK. Thank you.
太好了 This is so good.
-先这样 -我来处理 - All right. - I'll take care of it.
我想这也是一部分 I think it's all part of,
算作品展的表演环节 It almost becomes performance at this stage.
她神经病吧 She's insane.
这也是整个主题的一部分 And that's part of the whole theme.
再见 Bye.
短信我 Text me.
-小姐 -什么事 - Miss? - Ah.
-你从哪来 -意大利罗马 - Where are you from? - From Rome in Italy.
我有些采自中央公园的大麻 I have some grass from Central Park.
想带回国一些吗 Do you want to bring some back to your country?
-只需20块钱 -失陪 - It's only 20 bucks. - Excuse me.
不了 谢谢 你家长呢 No. No, thank you. Where are your parents?
抱歉 她没吵到你吧 Excuse me, is she bothering you?
没 你是她爸爸 No. You are the father?
是啊 薇洛 你在干嘛 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Willow, what are you doing?
他们跟露露的叔叔一样来自欧洲 They're from Europe like Lulu's uncle.
他们想带一些大麻回家 They want some grass to bring back home.
请原谅 事情不是你想象的那样 Could you excuse us? It's not what you think.
我在攒钱给学校买更多的小兔子 I'm raising money to have more bunnies at school.
我给你买兔子 行吗 你想要的兔子 I'll get you bunnies, OK? I'll get you all the bunnies you want.
这是学校的作业 It's a school project.
学校作业 School project.
世道变了
一个穿着派对服装的小姑娘竟然贩毒
你确定没有充电器吗 或者数据线 Are you sure you don't have a battery charger? The cord thing?
-你刚去哪儿了 -就在这啊 - Where have you been? - I was here.
我发现孩子们试图 I found the kids trying to
向几位意大利女士卖中央公园的大麻 sell grass from Central Park to some Italian lady.
这...手机要没电了 Well, so... I'm running out of battery.
电池的事先放放 行不 Hey, fuck the battery, OK?
你知道吗我曾对法官说 Do you understand that I told the court
我会给孩子提供充满爱 that I would provide a life filled with love,
欢笑和毛毛动物的生活 laughter and fluffy animals?
如果他们发现她在模仿你前男友 What do you think will happen
引到家里的那套毒品交易 when they find out she's imitating drug dealers,
-该怎么办 -我错了 - that your ex invited into our home? - OK, I'm sorry.
我妹夫已经走了 好吗 The guy's on an airplane right now, OK?
其他的我无能为力了 I... There's nothing else I can do.
亲爱的 整个晚上 Sweetie, this whole evening
对我来说即将变为灾难 is turning into a horrible disaster for me.
什么都没卖出去 一件都没有 I've sold nothing. Nothing.
-完蛋了 -玛丽恩 帮个忙 - It's over. - Marion? I need you.
-她走不开 -我得过去 - She's busy. - I have to go.
我得走了 亲爱的 I have to go, sweetie.
-天啊 -有个振奋人心的事要宣布 - God. - Very exciting announcement to make.
-是说都没卖出去吗 -灵魂卖出去了 - Nothing's sold? - Just the soul.
跟上 Come on.
请大家走近一些 谢谢 Everyone, please step up. Thank you.
我要宣布一个激动人心的事情 I've a very exciting announcement to make.
今晚我们以5000元的高价 Tonight we have sold the soul
售出了玛丽恩·杜普雷的灵魂 of Marion Dupré to the highest bidder for $5,000.
太棒了 Bravo. Bravissimo.
日期 请签上日期 And date, date it, please.
这份合约已被公证 It's been notarized.
我很高兴于 I am delighted to be officially
10月31日正式成为离魂客 soulless as of this day of October 31st.
不过...我本以为自己的灵魂值10000块 Er... I thought my soul was worth at least $10,000.
不过在经济危机时期... But I guess in these times of economic turmoil I am,
-我很荣幸 幸运 -幸运 好歹卖了 - Lucky, fortunate. - Fortunate, yes, that it's sold at all.
-是啊 -谁买下的 - Yes, exactly. - Who bought it?
匿名者 Anonymous.
谢谢你 Thank you.
离魂客玛丽恩·杜普雷 The soulless Marion Dupré.
-她不是我的... -败笔 - She's not my... - It's a failure.
她出卖灵魂 除此之外别的没人买 She sold her soul, but no one's buying anything else.
-她不是个称职的母亲 -都没露点 - She's a bad mother. - Doesn't even show her tits.
我宁可买厕纸也不买她的作品 I'd rather buy toilet paper than her pictures.
玛丽恩 我们来晚了吗 Marion. Did we miss the show?
你身体怎么样 Are you OK?
-不是 -玛丽恩 听我说 - No. - Marion, I just want to say,
你是个才华横溢的艺术家 that you are a talented artist
一定会流芳百世的 and you will be remembered.
我无法呼吸 要窒息了 I can't breathe. I'm suffocating.
天哪 听到了吗 Oh my God. This is it.
我们得去买点她的作品 We should get in and buy a few pictures.
很快就会升值的 They're gonna be worth a fortune very soon.
-听到了吗 快去买 -走 - Did you hear that? Let's go in. - Go.
足疗推背
35美元 放松身心
你父亲和我说了你母亲的事 Your father told me about your mom.
-你从没提到过 -我不想谈这个话题 - You never told us. - I don't like to talk about it.
在我们村里 You know, in our village,
要是对过世的人无法释怀 when we cannot let go of someone who died,
我们就去放生动物 we need to find a trapped animal and release it.
是吗 Really?
你今天感觉和以前不一样 You feel different today.
怎么个不一样法 Different how?
苏珊 别扯什么匿名了 Susan, just cut the anonymous crap.
我不相信 快把他的电话给我 I don't believe you. Just give me his number.
合同被拿走了 那个人一定留下了什么 Someone picked up the certificate, so you have something.
电话号码或者其它联系方式 Something for him, like a number or something.
告诉我名字就行 Just give me his name.
我不关心什么好消息 快告诉我 I don't care about the good news. Give it to me now.
我的电话快没电了 My phone is running out of battery.
就得去打公用电话 I'll have to call from a public phone
然后被传染上性病 and catch gonorrhea of the masses.
你希望看到我这样吗 Is that what you want?
快给我 Give it to me!
我只是想介绍一下我的灵魂 I just wanted to give you instructions on how my soul works.
明白 就像 I see. Like...
使用指南的意思 Like an instruction manual?
对 让你的投资得到最大的回报 Yeah, to make sure you get maximum return on your investment.
我的灵魂很复杂而且带给我很多麻烦 My soul is quite complicated and brought me many problems,
所以我才想把它卖掉 which is why I was willing to sell it.
懂了 I see.
你是文森特·加洛 那个演员 对吗 You're the actor Vincent Gallo, right?
是的 演员 导演 诗人 Yeah, the actor, the director, the poet,
时尚模特 摩托骑手 传奇人物 the fashion model, motorcycle racer, legend,
还有你灵魂的所有者 集于一身 and the owner of your soul.
没错 我就是文森特·加洛 Yes, Vincent Gallo. Me.
你为什么买我的灵魂 Why did you buy my soul?
你为什么要卖 Why did you sell your soul?
这只是个概念化的噱头 It's sort of a conceptual statement.
我并不相信灵魂的存在 Because I don't believe in the soul.
你不信吗 You don't believe?
那我们在这儿干什么呢 Then why did we have to meet here today?
我只是好奇你买的原因 I was just curious to know why you bought it.
-就是想知道为什么 -那好吧 - I just want to know why. - That's nice.
你肯定自己不相信灵魂 对吗 And you're sure you don't believe in the soul, right?
你肯定它是不存在的 You're sure it doesn't exist?
对 Yes.
快点 接电话啊 你家里还有孩子呢 Pick up, pick up. You have children!
一定要接啊 You have to pick up the phone.
他们有个三长两短怎么办 They could be hurt or dead.
快接呀 Pick up the phone.
转到语音信箱了 她在哪 Goes straight to voicemail. Where is she?
我找不到她 展览很成功 I can't find her. I mean, the show was a success.
突然间所有作品被抢购一空 She sold everything, suddenly. It's all gone.
我一点都不担心 她就这样
明戈斯 拿点冰给我敷敷脚好吗 Mingus, do you have ice for my feet, please?
明戈斯 给我拿点冰敷敷脚呗 Mingus. Do you have ice for my feet?
求你了 明戈斯 Please, Mingus.
-自己不会拿吗 -好吧 - Why don't you get it yourself? - OK.
还有为什么每次提我名字的时候你都要笑 By the way, why do you laugh every time you say my name?
明戈斯 别生气 Mingus, please don't be mad.
只是我和马努间的一个冷笑话 It was a stupid joke between me and stupid Manu.
你的名字和舔阴谐音 在法语里 Your name, it rhymes with cunnilingus. And in French...
英语里也是 In English too!
好吧 Ok.
谢谢 这下我就明白了 Thank you, it all makes sense now.
明戈斯 舔阴式 Mingus, cunnilingus!
-是吧 -没错 - Yeah. Yes. - Yes!
明戈斯 拿点冰来好吗 "Mingus, can you get me some ice?"
明戈斯 把番茄酱递给我好吗 "Mingus, can you get the ketchup?"
明戈斯 帮我把鞋拿来好吗 "Mingus, can you get my shoe?"
你的工作是什么来着 Can you remind me again what you do for a living?
-我 -你是儿童精神科的医生 - I... - You're a shrink, for kids.
真变态 That is so scary.
恶心 Sick!
假设万一 灵魂存在 If there's a tiny little chance that it does exist,
那么有个备用灵魂也不错 I think it's a good idea that I have a back-up, you know?
就是那种以备不时之需的灵魂 A sort of "in case I need it" soul.
即使真有灵魂 Well, let's say the soul does exist,
光凭在一张纸上签字就可以卖掉它 it's very unlikely you can just sell it
好像也不太现实 不是吗 by signing a little piece of paper. Right?
我不这么认为 I disagree with you.
灵魂这个概念也许有点可笑 The concept of a soul is a little absurd.
但是交易买卖灵魂的想法 But the idea of trading it, selling it,
并没有那么荒唐 is no more absurd than the idea that the soul exists.
-你怀念你的灵魂吗 -当然不 - Do you miss your soul? - Of course not.
-不怀念 -是吗 - No. - Yeah.
我在想如果我 OK, I'm just trying to think if I...
如果我失去了灵魂 会是怎样的感觉 if I lost my soul, how would that feel?
我简直无法想象 I mean, that's... I couldn't imagine that.
可能会哭吧 I might start to cry.
合同在哪里 Where is the contract?
在展厅合同被人拿走了 你一定... Someone picked it up at the gallery, so you...
合同在哪 Where is it?
为什么问这个 Why do you ask?
我想要回来 把它还给我 I need it back. Just give it to me back.
我知道你已经把钱打过来了 I know you sent the money already to the bank,
但是我可以给你写张支票 but I can make you a chèque right now,
然后你还我合同 and you give it back to me.
然后 And...
这没什么大不了 是吧 It's no big deal, right?
不 我不卖 No. It's not for sale.
不卖也不换 Not for any price, not for anything.
-抱歉 -可那是我的灵魂 - I'm sorry. - But it's mine.
不再是了 你把它卖了 No. You decided to sell it.
而我买下了 所以现在它是我的了 I decided to buy it and now it's mine.
求求你告诉我合同在哪 Please tell me where it is.
我就是想知道在哪 是否安全 I just wanna know where it is. That it's in a safe place.
很安全 亲爱的 It's in a safe place, baby.
非常安全 万无一失 It's very safe. It's in a very, very safe place.
我的小天地 My favorite place.
有一个棕色的羊皮小袋 It's in a little suede pouch, in the color brown.
很小的袋子 我把合同叠起来塞在里面 Tiny little pouch. It's rolled up, placed in the pouch.
然后搁在了这里 And I keep it right here.
在我命根子旁边 In my groin area.
安全至极 Safe, protected.
你没死啊 我是说过我不会发火 You're not dead. I said I wasn't gonna get mad.
可是你到底 But you know what?
跑哪儿去了 Where have you been?
对不起我打不了电话 我的手机没电了 I'm sorry I couldn't call, my phone ran out of battery.
我想把我的灵魂要回来 结果 And then I was trying to get my soul back, and...
-他把它吃了 -谁把啥吃了 - He ate it. - Who ate what?
文森特·加洛 Vincent Gallo.
文森特·加洛 你刚才在他那儿是吗 Vincent Gallo? So that's where you've been?
我忧虑不安 所以先去按了个摩 Well, first I got a massage because I was tense, OK?
然后我查到了 And then I finally found out like
那个匿名买走我灵魂的人 who was the anonymous person who bought my soul,
我就打电话约他见面 so I called and we had a meeting,
结果是文森特·加洛 and it was Vincent Gallo.
然后 And then...
然后我想和他谈谈 让他把灵魂还我 and then I tried to negotiate with him, my soul back.
还有合同 他带着有我签名的合同 And the paper, he had the paper with him, the certificate that I signed.
我不是因为相信灵魂才想要回来 I just want it back, not because I believe in the soul,
而是自从签了那合同 but because I believe something
我觉得自己就不正常了 was wrong with me ever since I signed that paper.
他把合同掖在这里 So he had it in a little area he said,
放在羊皮袋子里 搁在命根子旁边 like in a suede pouch, next to his groin area, you know?
我踹他一脚 抓住了那个袋子 I lunged at him and I grabbed the pouch
然后一拳打在他脸上 and I punched him in the face.
接着他朝我肚子打了一拳 And then he punched me in the stomach,
我们就这样你一下我一下 and then we punched back and forth and then...
最后都摔在了地板上 他抢过合同 We fell to the floor and then he grabbed it.
就给吃了 And he ate it.
就是说你一整晚都在滚地板探索他的裤裆 So you spent all night in Vincent Gallo's pants, on the floor?
不 不是你想的那样 No, that's not what you think.
你刚才就是这么说的 That's what you just said!
不 我说的不是个意思 No, that's not at all what I just said.
我是说我的灵魂在他的内裤里 I said he had my soul in his underwear.
-明白吗 不一样的 -不一样个屁 - OK? It's very different. - No, it's not fucking different!
你真是疯了 You've fucking gone crazy.
自从你家人来了以后你完全变了个人 Ever since your family got here you've become another person.
我想问问这就是真实的你吗 Now, the question is, is this who you really are
这是你一直都在隐藏的自我吗 and you've been hiding it from me the whole time?
还是一次意外而已 Or is this just some isolated incident
下不为例 that will never happen again?
到底怎么回事 What is it?
你是个疯婆子还是怎么的 Psycho bitch, not psycho bitch?
亲爱的 我没疯 I'm not a psycho bitch, sweetie.
我真的想要回我的灵魂 I was really trying to get my soul back
但是他却把它藏在内裤里 and it was in his underwear.
而且我都没碰到他的老二 And I didn't touch his penis.
露露怎么样 How's Lulu?
你自己去看看吧 You know what? Why don't you check yourself?
他刚哭了一场 因为想妈妈 He was crying, he missed his mommy.
妈妈一言不发就走了 Mommy left without saying anything.
-现在呢 -现在没事了 在床上 - He's OK? - He's fine. He's in our bed.
今晚我在办公室睡了 I'm gonna go sleep in my office.
-不要 这样很荒唐 -不 我 - You don't have to do that. It's stupid. - No, no, I...
别这样 真的什么事都没发生 It's stupid. Nothing happened. Nothing really.
童话里的人们都会从此过上幸福的生活 In fairy tales, they tell you they lived happily ever after.
而故事的戛然而止是有原因的 They never tell you the rest of the story for a very good reason.
虽然幸福的结局后不需要再斩杀恶龙 No more dragons to slay after the happy ending.
但是生活却比恶龙难对付的多 Life begins, and that's way harder to handle than any dragon.
尽管如此 But then again you can end up
你仍可以得到这世上最宝贵的礼物 with the most precious gift in the whole world.
知道为什么我不相信灵魂吗 You know why I don't believe in the soul?
因为灵魂可能游于来世 Because the soul would probably mean an afterlife.
如果真的有灵魂 And if there was something,
我的母亲一定早就联系上我了 my mom would have tried to communicate with me somehow.
即使她还不至于 Even though she knows better than
在我大半夜独处的时候出现 to contact me when I'm home alone at night.
-累死了 -我们送露露去了学校
-你还好吗 -想去中央公园走走吗
换换脑子
请进 Come in.
亲爱的 跟我们去中央公园吗 Sweetie. Wanna come with us to Central Park?
不去 我得报税 No. Gotta do my taxes.
十一月的税吗 Taxes in November?
没错 我盼了好久了 Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
关上门好吗 Could you close the door?
你和明戈斯会好起来的
-他就是需要休息而已 -爸爸
你的摄影展很成功
那只是因为他们以为我长了脑瘤
说什么呢
玛丽恩 我们爱你 我们永远在你身边
那有个城堡 能进去看看吗
玛丽恩 那边是什么
要是我们分手了 You know what, if we broke up,
我会早上起床后 I would just wake up in the morning.
泡杯咖啡就去上班 I'd get my coffee and I'd be on my way.
不会再吃什么有机食物 No more organic crap. Nothing organic.
一分手我就会开始在这儿烤肉吃 The day we break up I'm gonna start barbecuing at this place,
我说到做到 I tell you that.
我还要看尼克斯的比赛 跟哥们儿瞎混 I can go to the Knick game, and I could hang with my boys.
而且还能邂逅些姑娘 And I could... you know, a few women.
很多姑娘 你身上沾了点东西 Multiple women. You got something on you.
我帮你弄下来 Somebody needs to help you out there.
我会满血复活 忘掉这个小娘们 I'd come back and I'd be refreshed from getting this pussy.
然后 我说小娘们你不介意吧 And then... You don't mind if I say pussy, right?
总之我会有更多美妙的选择 I mean, you know, the options are unbelievable.
我在蒙谁呢 Who am I kidding?
酒吧里碰上的女孩 Girls you meet at bars,
凌晨两点还啃着汉堡 eating cheeseburgers at two in the morning.
做完爱居然还要聊天 They wanna talk after sex.
你在想什么呀 "What are you thinking?"
你刚才的表现真狂野 是什么感觉呀 "When you were in me, you were going crazy. How did it feel?"
你是什么星座 "What's your sign?"
我的星座就是快他妈给我闭嘴 My sign is, shut the fuck up. That's my sign.
和玛丽恩相处不容易 I mean, Marion's difficult.
但是我喜欢她 But I like her.
她喜欢小动物 She's an animal lover.
对 希特勒也喜欢小动物 不过 Yes, I know Hitler loved animals too, but...
她厨艺精湛 而且 I mean, she cooks and...
天哪 她简直太棒了 Oh, my God, she gives an amazing...
你不会懂的 You don't even understand it.
要是你 如果我们分手了而她又跟了你 If you ever... If we ever break up and you get the chance,
我会祝福你的 You have my blessing.
我不是说你需要我祝福 Not that you need my blessing.
因为我肯定如果让你俩独处 I'm sure if I left her with you
不出5分钟她就会给你跪了 for five minutes she'd be on her fucking knees.
我冷漠吗 她不喜欢冷漠的人 Was I cold? She hates cold.
我也不喜欢 You know, I hate cold.
玛丽恩的事儿很多但永远是一副热心肠 Marion's a lot of things but she's never cold.
她们在望景城堡 Belvedere Castle.
咱俩不一样 You know, I'm not you.
这就是为什么我当不了总统 This is why I'm not the President.
我在公共场合放不开 I'm not really big on the public,
无法和她浪漫的和解 romantic reconciliations, not my thing.
但是我会等她回来 But I'm gonna wait for her to get back,
然后向她倾吐我的心声 and then I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
我去尿个尿 You know, I gotta go take a piss.
等我回来跟我说说你和你夫人的事好吗 When I get back I wanna hear about you and Michelle, OK?
就这样 兄弟 All right. My man.
好了 我去了 All right. Let's do this.
抬起坐便圈 Lift the seat.
我靠 Shit.
不是吧 Shit.
别摆姿势了
自然点儿
我挺自然的
爸爸 罗斯 Papa! Rose!
有只鸽子困在上面了 我去帮它一下
你说啥呢
你在干什么
女士 你不能上去 女士 Miss, you can't do that. Miss!
-玛丽恩 -女士 - Marion! - Miss!
-女士 女士 -我必须救那只鸽子 - Miss! Miss! - I just have to free that pigeon.
怎么了 What's going on?
不知道 那个女士在发神经 I don't know. The lady's crazy.
她要往上面爬 She just started climbing up there.
好了 小家伙 Ok, little guy.
你一定是疯了 快走 爸爸
-什么情况 -我做不到 - What's going on? - I can't do it.
别冲动 这只是你的荷尔蒙在作怪 It's not you. It's your hormones!
我没事的 亲爱的 I'm OK, sweetie.
我们要生个小总统了 We're gonna have a little Obama.
-什么 -妈的 - What? - Shit.
有侵入者 请求支援 We got a trespasser. I need backup.
好了 Got it!
不 No!
糟了
不要 No!
如果你和某人相依为命 If you live your life with one person only,
总有一天你们中的一个会离开 one day they'll be gone or you'll be gone.
剩下那个人就会孤单地留在这冰冷的世界 And one of you will be left all alone in the cold world.
我们出生时的那个家庭终将消逝 The family we are born in eventually vanishes.
而幸运的话 届时你将拥有自己的新家 By then you've created your own family if you're lucky.
首先你要选择一起组建家庭的人 First you have to choose the person you'll build this family with,
然后与其生死相依 and stick to it as much as possible.
在放弃之前你究竟争取过多少次 How many tries do you get before you strike out?
在我的母亲行将就木之时 When my mother died, just a few hours before the end,
她看着我的眼睛 she looked into my eyes
表情就像一个 and she had the expression of a little girl
不谙世事的小姑娘 who didn't know what was happening to her.
这份纯净也存在于露露出生的时候 The same as when Lulu was born, something totally pure.
所以我想无论我们如何成长 So I guess we can do all the growing up we can.
一切也最终将回到原点 In the end, at the core, we stay the same.
不过在悲剧落幕之前 But before that sad ending that awaits all of us,
我们可以和所爱的人一起 maybe we can share beautiful, ephemeral moments
共度这美好却又短暂的光阴 with the people we love.
后来妈妈爸爸外公和小姨都被抓进了监狱 So, Mommy, Daddy, Papi and Auntie ended up in jail.
不过没待多久 最终都没事儿了 But not for long. It all worked out in the end.
7个月后 你就出世了 Then seven months later, you were born.
外公搬到了纽约陪伴咱们 Grandpa moved to New York so he could be close to all of us,
罗斯小姨就在那时认识了鲍勃姨夫 and that's also when Auntie Rose met Uncle Bob.
那个送我们进监狱的警察 He was the policeman that threw us all in jail.
他们十分幸运 搬去了巴黎 And luckily, they moved to Paris.
干嘛呢 What you doing?
我在讲她出生前的故事 I was just explaining to her what happened before she was born.
-没讲什么儿童不宜的吧 -当然没有 - No crazy stuff, right? - Of course not.
只是一个大团圆的爱情故事 Just a love story with a happy ending.
背井离乡已经很久 It's been so long since I've been home.
快回来吧 I Coming me some back.
我缓缓前行 虚弱不堪 My body beats and I'm feeling raw.
太多停留过的地方 Too much space where you belong.
昏暗温暖 Somewhere dark and warm.
我的心里五味杂陈 These feelings are right to be wrong.
为什么呢 Explain now.
背井离乡已经很久 It's been so long since I've been home.
我一直都在思念你 I've been missing you from the start.
我缓缓前行 虚弱不堪 My body beats and I'm feeling raw.
坚持住 小天使 Stick tight, angel.
-太多战斗过的地方 -哪里 - Too much places I have fought. - Where?
欢闹嬉戏 留下记忆 Playing the game, scoring my name.
本不该感觉这样 Couldn't have been so wrong.
太多曾待过的地方 Too much space where you belong.
昏暗温暖 Somewhere dark and warm.
我的心里五味杂陈 These feelings are right to be wrong.
为什么呢 Explain now.
背井离乡已经很久 It's been so long since I've been home.
我一直想念你 I've been missing you from the start.
我缓缓前行 虚弱不堪 My body beats and I'm feeling raw.
坚持住 小天使 Stick tight, angel!
-太多战斗过的地方 -哪里 - Too much places I have fought. - Where?
欢闹嬉戏 留下记忆 Playing the game, scoring my name.
本不该感觉这样 Couldn't have been so wrong.
本不该感觉这样 It couldn't have been so wrong.