1 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:23,706 sub by maXeer 2 00:00:47,325 --> 00:00:50,769 My name's Ralph and i'm a bad guy 3 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:54,728 Ah.. Let's see I'm 9 feet tall 4 00:00:55,063 --> 00:00:59,490 I weigh 643 pounds Got a little bit of a temper on me 5 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:01,881 Hey, you moved my stump! 6 00:01:03,016 --> 00:01:06,139 My passion bubbles very near the surface, i guess.. 7 00:01:06,349 --> 00:01:07,753 I'm not gonna lie 8 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:10,435 Anywho.. what else? Aaah... 9 00:01:11,601 --> 00:01:14,214 I'm a wrecker I wreck things 10 00:01:14,249 --> 00:01:16,874 Professionally I'm gonna wreck it! 11 00:01:16,968 --> 00:01:20,386 I mean, i'm very good at what i do Probably the best i know 12 00:01:20,605 --> 00:01:26,011 The thing is, Fixing is the name of the game Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr. 13 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:29,499 I can fix it! 14 00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:33,252 So, ya.. naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy 15 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:37,169 He's nice enough as good guys go Definitely fixes stuff really well.. 16 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:43,586 but,.. aah.. if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? 17 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,782 If he was a regular contractor.. carpenter guy 18 00:01:46,782 --> 00:01:51,245 I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that i do.. as quickly 19 00:01:52,771 --> 00:01:55,207 And when Felix does a good job He gets a medal 20 00:01:55,546 --> 00:02:02,349 But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that i say HAAH!! 21 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,459 And no... there aren't 22 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:08,445 - So cool.. - This animation is so real 23 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,409 30 years i've been doing this 24 00:02:10,444 --> 00:02:13,804 And i've seen a lot other games come and go.. kinda sad 25 00:02:13,839 --> 00:02:17,928 Think about all those guys from Asteroids? ... Boom!! ..gone.. 26 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:21,380 Centipede?? Who knows where that guy is.. you know 27 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:25,184 Look a steady arcade game is nothing to sneeze at I'm very lucky 28 00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:28,947 It's just.. i got to say: 29 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:33,571 It becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it 30 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:40,242 All clear.. The Arcade's closed! 31 00:02:41,712 --> 00:02:45,632 Woo.. what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken? 32 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,625 If you're buyin' buddy 33 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,224 Quittin' time! 34 00:03:04,388 --> 00:03:10,203 I donno.. Maybe i won't be feeling this way if things were different after work 35 00:03:10,526 --> 00:03:13,448 - But.. it is what it is. - Good job, everyone! 36 00:03:13,483 --> 00:03:17,307 Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes.. 37 00:03:17,342 --> 00:03:19,973 which he just fixed and very..you know 38 00:03:21,593 --> 00:03:27,492 They go to their homes, i go to mine.. which happens to be.. a dump 39 00:03:27,527 --> 00:03:33,312 And when i say a dump I don't mean like a shabby palce, i mean an actual dump 40 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:38,797 Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts.. that's.. 41 00:03:39,665 --> 00:03:41,915 That's what i call home. 42 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:47,111 I guess i can't bellyache too much without my bricks, without my stump. 43 00:03:49,575 --> 00:03:52,540 It looks uncomfortable it's actually fine 44 00:03:52,575 --> 00:03:54,541 I'm good 45 00:03:57,352 --> 00:04:02,173 But.. if i'm really honest with myself 46 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:06,721 I see Felix up there.. getting patted on the back.. 47 00:04:06,756 --> 00:04:11,068 people are giving him pie.. thanking him and.. 48 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:16,576 so happy to see him all the time.. Sometime to think.. 49 00:04:16,683 --> 00:04:22,881 Man!.. Sure must be nice being the good guy 50 00:04:24,936 --> 00:04:31,890 Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys we've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it 51 00:04:31,925 --> 00:04:36,697 - Really? - Right here, I'm Zangief, i'm bad guy! 52 00:04:37,604 --> 00:04:40,480 I relate to you Ralph When i hit bottom 53 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:45,485 I was crushing man skull like sparrow egg between my thighs 54 00:04:46,301 --> 00:04:49,185 And i think, why you have to be so bad Zangief? 55 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,838 Why can't you be more like good guy? 56 00:04:52,095 --> 00:04:54,711 Then i have moment of clarity 57 00:04:54,746 --> 00:05:01,029 If Zangief is good guy.. who'll crush man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? 58 00:05:01,129 --> 00:05:07,697 And i say, Zangief, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy. 59 00:05:09,669 --> 00:05:15,574 - Right, i'm sorry. I just..You lost me there. - Zombie, bad guy. 60 00:05:15,737 --> 00:05:19,408 Zangief saying: Labels not make you happy 61 00:05:19,409 --> 00:05:22,733 Good... Bad.... 62 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,842 You must love you 63 00:05:24,877 --> 00:05:27,090 Yea.. inside here! 64 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:29,115 Whoa, whoa ..ok oh! alright ..I get you.. 65 00:05:29,134 --> 00:05:31,685 - Watch out, it's dripping - Question, Ralph 66 00:05:31,685 --> 00:05:37,931 We've been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now and tonight you.. you finally show up 67 00:05:37,966 --> 00:05:41,079 - Why is that? - I donno, i just felt like coming 68 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:44,843 I mean, i suppose it has something to do with the fact that.. uh.. 69 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:48,666 Well.. today is the 30th Anniversary of my game 70 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,908 - Happy Anniversary, Ralph - Thanks, Satan. 71 00:05:51,909 --> 00:05:55,401 - Err,. it's Satine, actually - Got it! 72 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:57,742 But here's the thing.. 73 00:05:59,579 --> 00:06:01,830 I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore 74 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:09,516 - You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you? 75 00:06:09,551 --> 00:06:13,014 Turbo? No, i'm not going Turbo C'mon guys!! 76 00:06:13,015 --> 00:06:17,838 Is it Turbo who don't want a friend? Or a medal? or a piece of pie every once in a while? 77 00:06:17,873 --> 00:06:20,518 - Is it Turbo who want more out of life? - Yess... 78 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,490 Ralph, Ralph.. we get it! 79 00:06:23,491 --> 00:06:27,038 But we can't change who we are And the sooner you accept that... 80 00:06:27,238 --> 00:06:31,126 ..the better off your game and your life will be. 81 00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:33,792 Hey, one game at a time, Ralph 82 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:36,773 Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation 83 00:06:40,493 --> 00:06:45,970 I am bad, and that's good I will never be good 84 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:50,995 And that's not bad There's no one i'd rather be than me 85 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:53,555 Ok guys, see you next week 86 00:06:54,992 --> 00:06:58,644 - Hang in therel, Ralph. - Hey Zombie, don't forget your hatchet 87 00:06:58,945 --> 00:07:00,831 There you go 88 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:40,459 Welcome to Game Central Station. 89 00:07:45,884 --> 00:07:48,684 Sub by: maXeer MC 90 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:03,834 Step aside sir, random security check 91 00:08:03,835 --> 00:08:08,026 - Random my behind, you always stop me! - I'm just a sarge for tech and doing my job, sir. 92 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:10,052 - Name? - Lara Croft. 93 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:11,782 - Name? - Wreck-It Ralph. 94 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,600 - And, where you're coming from? - Uh...Pacman. 95 00:08:14,601 --> 00:08:16,633 - You bringing any fruit with you? - No. 96 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,976 - No, no fruit. - Ok then, where you headin? 97 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:21,528 - Uh.. Fix-it Felix Jr. - Anything to declare? 98 00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:23,395 - I hate you - I get that a lot. 99 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:24,939 Proceed. 100 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:29,929 Bad guy coming.. 101 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:35,552 If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert.. 102 00:08:35,553 --> 00:08:37,981 and whatever you do.. don't die.. 103 00:08:37,982 --> 00:08:42,677 Because if you die outside your own game you don't regenerate ever 104 00:08:42,678 --> 00:08:44,068 Game over. 105 00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:55,309 Here you go, buddy 106 00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:58,835 It's fresh. It's straight from Pacman's 107 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,263 Hang in there, guys 108 00:09:00,866 --> 00:09:03,661 - Name? - Argggghhhh!!! 109 00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:39,868 Happy 30th Anniversary 110 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:42,673 They're having a party without me 111 00:09:44,982 --> 00:09:51,980 Pacman? They invited Pacman?!! That cherry chasing dot muncher isin't even on this game 112 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:55,060 - Great party, Felix - Why.. thank you, friend 113 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,851 Felix... you're needed on the dance floor 114 00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:12,351 Oh! I bet that's Mario Fashionaby late, for the norm 115 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:14,644 I'll get it, Felix. 116 00:10:20,005 --> 00:10:21,426 It's Ralph. 117 00:10:21,427 --> 00:10:25,549 - He'll wreck the party. - Get rid of him, Felix. 118 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:29,485 Oh right! I'll go talk to him Carry on everyone 119 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:33,968 Ralph, can i help you? 120 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:40,093 Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. explosion or something over the building there 121 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:44,336 - Oh.. That was our.. just fireworks - Fireworks, okay 122 00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:50,167 - Somebody's birthday.. or? - Well... it's.. more of an anniversary 123 00:10:50,168 --> 00:10:55,117 - The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually - What? is that today? 124 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:57,881 - I know - Oh, i'm such a dummy with dates 125 00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:03,179 - Anyway.. uh..Congratulations! - Thank you, Ralph.. and to you too. 126 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:14,622 Uh, just the heads up Felix They're bringing out the cake in just a few shakes 127 00:11:14,647 --> 00:11:16,627 - Hey, Glenn! - Ralph! 128 00:11:17,028 --> 00:11:20,655 Cake..Heard about this cake stuff 129 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,626 Never had it. No one ever seem to throw it out so i.. 130 00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:26,467 it never, never ends up in the dump, i never actually tasted it 131 00:11:27,773 --> 00:11:30,919 I always wanted to try cake 132 00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:34,713 I don't suppose you'd like to come in have a slice? would you? 133 00:11:34,714 --> 00:11:37,465 Hello, everybody 134 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,567 I'm okay, i'm okay Fit as a fiddle 135 00:11:47,317 --> 00:11:49,724 - Now...You all know Ralph. - Evening 136 00:11:50,306 --> 00:11:52,874 Evening Nel.. Lucy.. 137 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,743 - Don. Dana. - Diana. 138 00:11:54,744 --> 00:11:57,380 - Big Gene! - Why is he here? 139 00:11:57,381 --> 00:12:02,552 - He's just here for a slice of cake - And, am a big part of the game technically speaking 140 00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:04,773 Uh. Why are you here, Gene? 141 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,370 Oh look!! The cake 142 00:12:08,464 --> 00:12:12,784 Well i'll be dit You really outdone yourself, Mary. 143 00:12:12,785 --> 00:12:18,460 - Oh and look, there's all of us at the top - Each appartment is everyone's favourite flavor 144 00:12:18,495 --> 00:12:21,553 - Your Woods, is red velvet - Guilty! 145 00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:25,441 And lemon for Lucy Brum cake for Gene. 146 00:12:25,442 --> 00:12:27,479 - And for Felix.. - Hey, Mary... 147 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,981 Umm.. what.. what's the flavor of that mud that i'm stuck in there 148 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:36,773 - Hm?. Oh.. Chocolate - Never been real fond of chocolate 149 00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:41,331 - Well, i did not know that - One other little thing, i hate to be picky but.. 150 00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:48,147 you know this angry little guy here would might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else 151 00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:54,691 - See that? Look at that smile - No, no no.. You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here 152 00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:59,264 Well what about this we can make room 153 00:12:59,265 --> 00:13:01,762 Here, we can take turn.. Easy! 154 00:13:01,763 --> 00:13:04,765 - How about.. we just eat the cake? - Hang on! 155 00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:08,848 Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal 156 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:12,517 Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. 157 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:16,023 - Would that be the end of the world Gene? - Now you're just being ridiculous 158 00:13:16,024 --> 00:13:20,313 Only good guys win medals and you, sir .. are no good guy 159 00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:23,200 I could be a good guy if i wanted to And i could win a medal 160 00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:26,719 Uh huh? and when you do come and talk to us 161 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,184 And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? 162 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:32,032 If you win a medal We'll let you live up here in the Penthouse 163 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:37,394 But it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building 164 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:40,325 - No, i'm not - Yes, you are. 165 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:43,047 No, I'm not!!! 166 00:13:51,578 --> 00:13:54,533 Yes, you are 167 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:59,585 Alright, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal 168 00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:05,080 Oh i am gonna win a medal The shiniest medal this place has ever seen 169 00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:10,994 A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants 170 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,269 And goodnight Thank you for the party 171 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:19,379 - Is he serious? - Oh please..where is a bad guy gonna win a medal? 172 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,476 Of course he's not serious 173 00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:24,630 I've never been more serious about anything in my life 174 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,951 That's why i came straight here Tapper You never give me a bum steer now.. 175 00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:32,176 C'mon.. where can a guy like me go and win a medal 176 00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:34,974 I don't think such a game exist, Ralph 177 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:38,394 - Oh c'mon.. You know people, there's gotta be.. - Hey, Tapper, need a root beer 178 00:14:38,395 --> 00:14:40,450 Coming.. Hold that thought 179 00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:49,993 - Okay! As you were saying? - I was saying... 180 00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:55,404 I can't spent another 30 years living alone in the garbage I'm not going back without a medal 181 00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:59,184 Well, I don't know what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here 182 00:14:59,185 --> 00:15:01,638 You're welcome to take tour to lost and found 183 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:05,397 Okay.. let's see what we got here Oh!! Shoo, shoo 184 00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:07,271 C'mon, get down 185 00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:11,095 Mushroom? No 186 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,466 Wat is this?! No 187 00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:17,451 Oh c'mon, Zangief Gross 188 00:15:19,046 --> 00:15:21,585 What am i doing? 189 00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:25,011 Hey, excuse you ! 190 00:15:25,012 --> 00:15:27,646 Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs 191 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,418 We are humanity's last hope 192 00:15:30,419 --> 00:15:33,382 - Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs - You ok there, space killer? 193 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:39,523 We've only been plugged in a week and everyday it's climb the building and fight bugs 194 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,923 Climb the building fight more bugs 195 00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:44,906 Ya ya ya ya, right, look Easy on the overall spaceman! 196 00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:49,408 - The toughs all over alright? - And offer what.. a lousy medal?? 197 00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:54,714 - Medal? You win a medal? - Yea, Medal of Heroes 198 00:15:54,715 --> 00:15:57,892 - Is it shiny? - Pretty shiny 199 00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,488 It says Hero on it? 200 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:03,111 And you say, you win it by climbing a building? 201 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:07,675 - And fighting bugs - Right, bugs. Listen,is there any chance i could go with you to your game 202 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,548 - you know, maybe get one of those medals? - Negatory. 203 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:15,010 - Wha.. is that mean maybe? - No. Look, only the bravest and the best.. 204 00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,930 serve in our corps.. Bug!!! 205 00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:30,690 We are humanity's last hope 206 00:16:35,076 --> 00:16:38,749 Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes 207 00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:41,411 Please report to your game 208 00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:44,836 I can't feel my legs 209 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,975 What is all this stuff 210 00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:50,081 Huh.. smells like Ralph in here 211 00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:55,711 Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero's something... 212 00:16:55,712 --> 00:16:58,537 Hero's.. uh.. duty .duty Hero's duty 213 00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:05,955 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph 214 00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:12,710 The wall 215 00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:25,361 Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella 216 00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,912 Quarter Alarm. 217 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:34,580 This is not a drill 218 00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:37,654 Sweet golden medal 219 00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:47,622 On a planet with no name a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong 220 00:17:48,185 --> 00:17:50,825 You are humanity's last hope 221 00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,938 Rootin tootin, ready for shooting 222 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:01,015 Now listen up, cause i'm only gonna say this once 223 00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:03,488 Fear is the four letter word, ladies 224 00:18:03,489 --> 00:18:07,415 You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself 225 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:11,262 - It's make your mamma proud time - I love my mamma 226 00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,912 Heads up First Person Shooter coming through 227 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:15,889 Oooh Robot 228 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:21,810 Gameplay in three, two, one 229 00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:26,821 We are humanity's last hope Our mission.. 230 00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:31,732 Destroy all Cy-bugs You ready rookie? Let's find out 231 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,852 Sweet engemawni 232 00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:42,571 Wait a minute 233 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,028 Cy-Bug 12 o'clock take it, rookie 234 00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:59,687 Watch it, rookie These monsters become what they eat 235 00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:04,120 My gun Give me that thing 236 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:10,587 Shoot the eggs before they hatch 237 00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:13,725 Oh no no, something coming out of their bottom 238 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:19,046 - Oh gross - Markowski, get back in formation 239 00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:23,469 Alright ladies, The kid and whispers and ticle fights stop now 240 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,629 - The entrance to the lab is straight ahead - I'll meet you guys inside 241 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,836 - No.. - Thank you, hurry 242 00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:37,530 When did videogames become so violent and scary 243 00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:40,294 Take me out of here 244 00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:42,928 Get him.. 245 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,860 GAME OVER 246 00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,320 What a ???? 247 00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:52,077 Hey, get..get of me It's game over. Stop it 248 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,962 Reaching up, reaching up 249 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:03,183 Cease fire, cease fire 250 00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:12,886 Attention! Return to start positions 251 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,698 Here, here let me help you there Sorry about that, i just 252 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,318 - Ah yea, well you must be upset - Markowski. 253 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,835 Who? Wow oh. ye.. me, i'm Ya, i'm Markowski. 254 00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:29,829 - What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts? 255 00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:34,022 Never interfere with the first person shooter. 256 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,772 Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building 257 00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:39,670 So they can get a medal and that's it 258 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,308 - So, stick to the program, soldier - Right, right.. aye aye! 259 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:47,516 - Quarter Alarm. - Alright pussywillows. Back to start positions 260 00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:52,713 Yea, right No way i'm going through that again 261 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,757 The last really gives the medal, huh? 262 00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:04,855 New racers daily Sweet 263 00:21:04,856 --> 00:21:08,470 - I got next game - Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers 264 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,548 Oh..Sorry. 265 00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:28,298 Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy? 266 00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:31,200 Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building 267 00:21:31,828 --> 00:21:33,690 Shhh.. stick with the program 268 00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:35,847 Fix it Felix. 269 00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:38,609 I can fix it 270 00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:47,208 Ralph, quarter alert Game on 271 00:21:54,805 --> 00:21:57,695 - Do something, Felix. - Just act natural 272 00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:59,624 I'll fix it 273 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,609 Oh my reend! where is he? 274 00:22:13,977 --> 00:22:17,348 - Mister Litwak. - What's the trouble sweetheart 275 00:22:17,349 --> 00:22:19,016 The game's busted 276 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,984 I can fix it I can fix it 277 00:22:22,985 --> 00:22:27,268 Oh boy, looks like the game's gone cuckoo like my nana 278 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:29,508 Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back 279 00:22:29,509 --> 00:22:33,159 - But what about the game? - I'll have someone look at it tomorrow 280 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,797 But if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out the pastures 281 00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:39,234 ..like my nana 282 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:56,029 - Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order - Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we are doomed 283 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,611 They're gonna pull our plug 284 00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:03,174 Okay, everybody calm down.. 285 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,994 Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again 286 00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:09,475 See? There he is now 287 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,642 Why.. it's Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour? 288 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,099 - What's he saying, Felix? - Standby, my Q*Bertee is a little rusty 289 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,353 Ralph's gone Turbo!! 290 00:23:56,744 --> 00:23:58,216 Shining.. 291 00:23:58,217 --> 00:24:01,312 Attention! The Arcade is now closed 292 00:24:01,313 --> 00:24:03,380 You get a load of Markowski 293 00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:07,095 Shut your chew-holes! Cy-Bug. 294 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:19,012 Taes 295 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:31,581 - Slick tidly weeky pie size - I'm Fix-it-Felix Jr ma'am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr. 296 00:24:32,812 --> 00:24:39,707 Yumani, jemani look at that high-definition your face... 297 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,855 It's amazing 298 00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:45,748 Flattery, don't charge these batteries civilian 299 00:24:45,749 --> 00:24:48,188 Now state your business 300 00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:51,756 - Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph. - Never heard of him. 301 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:58,607 - Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here - Impossible, nothing gets past me 302 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:00,908 That came from the tower 303 00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:22,018 Nice shells be sH#!&! 304 00:25:23,516 --> 00:25:25,552 Okay.. that was easy 305 00:25:30,289 --> 00:25:33,748 Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you.. 306 00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:37,206 ..the medal of heroes 307 00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:56,337 - No way.. - Attention. 308 00:26:00,931 --> 00:26:04,068 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice 309 00:26:04,069 --> 00:26:09,303 - Well..Thank you - You have edged in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare 310 00:26:09,304 --> 00:26:11,735 Thanks guys At ease... 311 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:15,255 You are the universe's greatest hero 312 00:26:18,365 --> 00:26:21,611 The living embodyment of all these core represents 313 00:26:23,105 --> 00:26:27,324 Bravery, integrity,grace under pressure... 314 00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:31,994 - and above all... dignity - Escape mode activated 315 00:26:41,776 --> 00:26:44,056 Incoming 316 00:26:49,099 --> 00:26:50,772 - Ralph. - Cy-Bug. 317 00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:47,321 So long, sucker 318 00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,812 Sugar Rush? 319 00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:08,199 Oh.. No!! 320 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,351 This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole 321 00:28:12,352 --> 00:28:14,973 I gotta get out of here 322 00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:18,421 Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where... ??? 323 00:28:18,422 --> 00:28:21,858 No no no no no my medal 324 00:28:47,523 --> 00:28:50,158 Hi, mister 325 00:28:50,837 --> 00:28:52,795 Hello 326 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,274 Man.. you scared me kid 327 00:28:55,748 --> 00:28:59,181 - Uh!!..Nearly soiled myself - What's your name? 328 00:28:59,182 --> 00:29:03,440 - Uh...Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You're not from here, are you?. 329 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:08,345 No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area I'm just doing some work here 330 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:11,058 - What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming. 331 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,562 You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole area is technically closed while we're trimming 332 00:29:16,597 --> 00:29:19,087 - Who's we? - Candy tree department 333 00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:21,988 - Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today 334 00:29:21,989 --> 00:29:25,472 So you just meant like the royal 'we'? 335 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,575 Yup.. that's right 336 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:30,016 - Hey, are you a hobo? - No 337 00:29:30,017 --> 00:29:33,310 I am not a hobo But i am busy,okay... 338 00:29:33,311 --> 00:29:35,694 - so, will you go.. go home - What's that? 339 00:29:35,695 --> 00:29:39,380 Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb 340 00:29:39,381 --> 00:29:42,031 - Listen, i try to be nice - i try to be nice 341 00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:44,661 - Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me 342 00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:47,993 - Okay, that is rude... - Okay, that is rude... 343 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:51,410 - and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over 344 00:29:52,475 --> 00:29:54,788 I won't grab that branch if i were you 345 00:29:54,824 --> 00:29:58,454 - I'm from the candy tree department so i know what.. - It's a double stripe 346 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:03,840 Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!! 347 00:30:03,841 --> 00:30:06,380 Hey, why are your hand so freakishly big? 348 00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:09,104 Uh.. i donno Why are you so freakishly annoying? 349 00:30:09,105 --> 00:30:14,575 Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin 350 00:30:14,576 --> 00:30:17,242 - Don't even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it! 351 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:19,549 Hey hey hey hey I don't have to race for it 352 00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,301 cause that's mine 353 00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:25,037 - The winner - Give it back, give it 354 00:30:28,322 --> 00:30:30,247 Double stripe... 355 00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:35,079 Thank you 356 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,492 Wait, let me talk to you for one second 357 00:30:38,145 --> 00:30:43,708 - Ok, here's the thing, i'm not from the candy tree department - Lying to a child 358 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:48,338 - Shame on you Ralph - But, i wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal 359 00:30:48,873 --> 00:30:51,524 That's why i was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my 360 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:55,940 It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it's my ticket to a better life 361 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:58,351 Yea, well, now it's my tic-ket 362 00:30:58,386 --> 00:31:00,237 - What the.. - See you champ! 363 00:31:00,272 --> 00:31:02,896 Come back.. I'll find you 364 00:31:02,932 --> 00:31:06,003 - I will find you - Double stripe 365 00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:09,188 Nowhere to hide 366 00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:16,943 Yea, banged around in here like some kind of hot shot Then he went barreling down into that.. 367 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,503 - sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush. 368 00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:26,260 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk can a coop of crippled roosters 369 00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,651 - What was that now? - What are you, a fig? 370 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:34,098 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is? 371 00:31:34,389 --> 00:31:38,281 - I can't say that i do, ma'am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus 372 00:31:38,381 --> 00:31:40,606 They don't know they're in a game All they know is ... 373 00:31:40,641 --> 00:31:44,408 eat, kill, multiply Without a beacon to stop them 374 00:31:44,409 --> 00:31:48,024 - ..they'll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they'll stop there? 375 00:31:48,124 --> 00:31:49,736 - Yes! - Wrong!. 376 00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:52,420 Viruses do not stop 377 00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:55,260 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush.. 378 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,657 ..they'll invade every other game until this Arcade is.. 379 00:31:58,692 --> 00:32:03,155 nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams 380 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,261 Kohut, my cruiser. 381 00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:13,393 - Sheepers, is she always this intense? - It's not her fault 382 00:32:13,652 --> 00:32:17,102 She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever 383 00:32:17,392 --> 00:32:19,976 One day she didn't do a perimeter check 384 00:32:20,747 --> 00:32:22,536 Her wedding day 385 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,329 Wait, ma'am. I'm going with you 386 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:45,049 Like fun you are short stack You die outside your game, you don't regenerate 387 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,668 Well, neither do you, ma'am 388 00:32:47,768 --> 00:32:51,054 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks 389 00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:54,847 And i cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess 390 00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:58,721 No flex on this one ma'am I am coming along with you 391 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,055 Citizens of Sugar Rush. 392 00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:41,502 Just in time 393 00:33:42,214 --> 00:33:45,630 All hail, our rightful ruler 394 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,804 King Candy. 395 00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,270 Hallo, my loyal subjects 396 00:33:51,484 --> 00:33:53,394 Have some candy 397 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:59,194 Thank you for that stering introduction, Sour Bill. 398 00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:05,352 And thank you to today's avatars It was a wonderful day of racing 399 00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:14,631 It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it's time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new avatars 400 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:21,755 The first 9 racers to cross that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatar 401 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:25,690 - Race, race, race, race - Calm down 402 00:34:25,888 --> 00:34:29,766 Listen, this event is pay to play we all know this 403 00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:35,956 The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won 404 00:34:36,172 --> 00:34:37,869 Which i.. i have 405 00:34:37,904 --> 00:34:39,564 Let me go first 406 00:34:44,572 --> 00:34:46,863 King Candy. 407 00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:55,935 Taffyta Muttonfudge. 408 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,126 Say sweet 409 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,691 Adorabeezle Winterpop. 410 00:35:01,407 --> 00:35:03,372 Gloyd Orangeboar. 411 00:35:05,385 --> 00:35:07,003 Coin stealer 412 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:10,763 - Wait till i catch that brat - Minty Zaki. 413 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,613 Snowanna Rainbeau 414 00:35:13,013 --> 00:35:14,645 Rancis Fluggerbutter. 415 00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,196 Jubileena Bing-Bing. 416 00:35:17,528 --> 00:35:19,516 Swizzle Malarkey. 417 00:35:20,198 --> 00:35:22,046 Candlehead. 418 00:35:29,414 --> 00:35:32,196 Sour Bill, who is that last one? 419 00:35:35,149 --> 00:35:38,416 - Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie 420 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:40,566 - I'm in the race - Venellope? 421 00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,634 The glitch. 422 00:35:44,669 --> 00:35:46,859 No, no 423 00:35:47,357 --> 00:35:50,874 Everything is alright Security!! 424 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,321 - Come here, kid - We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak 425 00:35:56,808 --> 00:35:59,010 Get back here 426 00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:04,367 You.... 427 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,450 Give me back my medal right now 428 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,488 - No, no... - What is that? 429 00:36:25,965 --> 00:36:27,268 What are you doing? 430 00:36:36,468 --> 00:36:38,096 Come back here 431 00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:43,406 - Can't move - Now, we got him 432 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,204 Oh good, the cops 433 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,363 She went that way Oww... what are you doing? 434 00:36:48,463 --> 00:36:51,671 Okay folks Calm down 435 00:36:51,768 --> 00:36:55,446 Everything's alright The monster's been caught. 436 00:36:55,481 --> 00:37:01,742 We'll repair all the damage Don't worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens 437 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,001 And i'm in it 438 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,578 There is no way that i am racing with a glitch 439 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,516 Francis, Candlehead, come on. 440 00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:19,162 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race 441 00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:22,943 And bring that thing to my castle 442 00:37:45,358 --> 00:37:50,539 Sour Bill, detafify this monster so we can see what we're up against here 443 00:37:51,217 --> 00:37:52,617 Mmmkay.. 444 00:37:54,092 --> 00:37:56,664 Milk my duds, it's Wreck-It Ralph? 445 00:37:56,699 --> 00:37:59,398 Ya, who are you? The guy that make the donuts? 446 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:02,771 Please, ... No! I'm King Candy. 447 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:08,005 - I see you're a fan of pink - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm.. 448 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,596 What are you doing here? 449 00:38:09,631 --> 00:38:11,151 Look! Your candiness 450 00:38:11,578 --> 00:38:13,448 This is just a big misunderstanding 451 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:17,395 Just get me out of this cupcake I'll get my medal, and i'll be out of your way 452 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:19,086 Your medal? 453 00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:21,919 Bad guys don't win medals 454 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:25,086 Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero's Duty. 455 00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:29,115 You game jumped? Ralph! You're not going Turbo, are you? 456 00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:33,915 - What? No no no no.. - Because if you think you can come in here... 457 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:36,311 to my kingdom and take over my game.. you've got another thing coming... 458 00:38:36,346 --> 00:38:38,251 Easy! Your Puffyness 459 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:41,956 It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal 460 00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:44,961 Children of the candy corn? Who...? 461 00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:49,880 The glitch...the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal? 462 00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:52,194 She did what? I need that back 463 00:38:52,295 --> 00:38:57,456 Well, i'm afraid i can't help you,. it's gone you know, it's.. it's nothing but code now 464 00:38:58,021 --> 00:39:02,059 and it will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race 465 00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:05,709 Well, maybe i'll just have to have a little talk with the winner then 466 00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:07,660 Is that a threat i smell? 467 00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:12,174 Bwlaaah..beyond..halitosis is so obviously you're suffering from 468 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,833 Listen, nelly wafer, i'm not leaving without my medal 469 00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:17,631 Yes, you are! 470 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,515 Wynnchel, Duncan, carry him out of that cupcake 471 00:39:20,615 --> 00:39:24,780 And on the first train back home And if i ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph... 472 00:39:25,566 --> 00:39:27,478 ..I'll lock you in my Fungeon 473 00:39:27,763 --> 00:39:32,440 - Fungeon? - Fun-dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words? 474 00:39:32,658 --> 00:39:34,585 It's a Fu.. Never mind 475 00:39:34,685 --> 00:39:37,884 Now, i got a glitch to deal with thanks to you 476 00:39:37,966 --> 00:39:41,700 Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn't been a pleasure. 477 00:39:46,248 --> 00:39:48,212 - It's hard as a rock - I can see that 478 00:39:48,389 --> 00:39:49,733 - Get the tools - What tools? 479 00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:50,824 Quiet you! 480 00:39:52,608 --> 00:39:55,336 - What?? No! - Take it easy big boy 481 00:39:55,371 --> 00:39:57,249 - Stay away from me - He's getting away 482 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:04,714 Quick, call out the Devil-dogs 483 00:40:21,861 --> 00:40:23,531 Chocolate I hate chocolate 484 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,066 I gotta get my medal back 485 00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:33,321 The pot goes to the winning racer 486 00:40:33,422 --> 00:40:36,045 Hey kids, can i talk to you for a second? 487 00:40:46,287 --> 00:40:48,526 Hello, fellow racers 488 00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:50,901 It's that little crumb snatcher 489 00:40:50,997 --> 00:40:54,189 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you're looking well 490 00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:56,798 Came by to check out the competition, huh? 491 00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:02,442 - Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself 492 00:41:02,447 --> 00:41:03,393 Built it myself 493 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:07,206 Fastest pedal power west to the Wack-a-Mole Check her out 494 00:41:11,576 --> 00:41:15,914 Oh..Vanellope It's so.. you 495 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,147 But.. you have to back out of the race 496 00:41:19,718 --> 00:41:23,120 Oh no,i.. i don't, you know cause i..i paid my fee... 497 00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:26,556 and i'm on the board So, ya.. i'm definitely racing 498 00:41:26,642 --> 00:41:29,598 Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can't race 499 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:33,102 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta Just got pixlexie, okay 500 00:41:33,369 --> 00:41:35,702 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope 501 00:41:35,737 --> 00:41:37,261 To protect us 502 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:39,990 Say, i'm you.. i'm in my weird little car.. 503 00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:44,097 and i'm driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once.. 504 00:41:44,132 --> 00:41:48,807 and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. i'm gli..gli..gli..gli...glitching 505 00:41:50,114 --> 00:41:55,107 - See, you're an accident just waiting to happen - Oh no, i gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too 506 00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:57,513 - Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool 507 00:41:57,979 --> 00:42:01,385 Stop. You're breaking it 508 00:42:02,339 --> 00:42:05,598 Please, i just wanna race like you guys 509 00:42:05,765 --> 00:42:09,362 You will never be a racer because you're a glitch 510 00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:11,489 And that's all you'll ever be 511 00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:15,639 Hey.. leave her alone 512 00:42:18,511 --> 00:42:20,188 Let's get out of here 513 00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:29,234 Scram, you rotten little cavities before i throw you in a mud 514 00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:37,450 What are you looking at? 515 00:42:38,252 --> 00:42:41,963 - You're welcome, you rotten little thief - I'm not a thief 516 00:42:42,086 --> 00:42:46,875 I just borrowed your stupid coin I was gonna give it back to you as soon as i won the race 517 00:42:46,928 --> 00:42:49,761 It's not a coin It is a medal 518 00:42:49,981 --> 00:42:54,074 Coin, medal.. whatever... just go back to your own dumb game and win another one 519 00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:58,550 I can't, i didn't win it in my game I won it in Hero's Duty. 520 00:42:58,968 --> 00:43:00,650 Hero's Duty? 521 00:43:03,151 --> 00:43:04,755 It's not that kind of duty 522 00:43:04,811 --> 00:43:09,274 I bet you really get a 'watch where you step' in a game called Hero's Duty? 523 00:43:10,362 --> 00:43:12,890 What'd you won the medal for, wiping?? 524 00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:17,507 I hope you wash your hands after you handle that medal.. 525 00:43:17,607 --> 00:43:18,885 - Listen.. - One more, one more 526 00:43:18,921 --> 00:43:21,899 Why did the Hero flush the toilet? 527 00:43:22,148 --> 00:43:24,541 - Say 'why?' - Why? 528 00:43:24,576 --> 00:43:29,702 - Because it was his 'duty' ! - How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little girlsnipe! 529 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:33,874 I earned that medal You better get it back for me, too schweetz sister 530 00:43:33,975 --> 00:43:39,538 Well unless you've got a go-cart hidden in the back-folds of your neck, i can't help it 531 00:43:45,134 --> 00:43:47,347 What a moron... 532 00:43:47,382 --> 00:43:51,975 Hey, genius..that's a jaw-breaker You're never gonna... 533 00:43:57,603 --> 00:44:01,930 - Enjoy your little tantrum day, poor baby? - Leave me alone 534 00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:04,705 Look, you want that medal, right? 535 00:44:04,886 --> 00:44:08,139 And i want a race So, here's what i'm thinking 536 00:44:08,368 --> 00:44:11,182 You help me get a new cart a real cart 537 00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:14,358 and i'll win the race and get you back your medal 538 00:44:14,466 --> 00:44:16,977 You want me.. to help you ??? 539 00:44:17,012 --> 00:44:19,803 All you gotta do is break something for me... 540 00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:22,776 C'mon, what do you say, friend? 541 00:44:22,811 --> 00:44:24,471 We are not friends 542 00:44:24,505 --> 00:44:28,232 Oh. C'mon... pal You son of a gun 543 00:44:28,386 --> 00:44:30,904 C'mon buddy Just shake on it 544 00:44:31,693 --> 00:44:36,068 Ah.. c'mon jumbo Ralph my man.. my main man... 545 00:44:36,454 --> 00:44:41,032 Hey, my arms getting tired We have a deal or not? 546 00:44:42,828 --> 00:44:44,550 You better win 547 00:44:47,806 --> 00:44:51,883 Well, i'll say this much... they don't call your friend 'Wreck-it' for nothing 548 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,034 There's the shuttle 549 00:44:58,224 --> 00:44:59,757 Is he in there? 550 00:44:59,886 --> 00:45:02,354 Nope. Lucky for him 551 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:04,991 Otherwise, i would have slap his corpse 552 00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,916 No Cy-Bug either 553 00:45:07,951 --> 00:45:11,349 Gotta find it before it lays it's filthy eggs 554 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:17,241 He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor 555 00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:18,930 Can't get a read on it 556 00:45:19,570 --> 00:45:22,510 So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? Why'd he go AWOL? 557 00:45:22,938 --> 00:45:26,990 I wish i knew, ma'am he was acting all squirely last night 558 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:29,775 Going on about cake and medals 559 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,340 But, i never thought he'd go Turbo! 560 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:34,117 Go Turbo?? 561 00:45:34,152 --> 00:45:36,857 That's right, you guys just got plugged in 562 00:45:36,892 --> 00:45:42,835 Well, back when the Arcade first open TurboTime was by far the most popular game... 563 00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:44,855 - ..and Turbo... - Turbotastic. 564 00:45:44,921 --> 00:45:47,464 Well, he loved the attention.. 565 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:52,251 - Turbotastic - So, when Rogue Blaster got plugged in and 566 00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,969 - stole Turbo's thunder - New game 567 00:45:54,004 --> 00:45:56,807 - alright - ...boy.. was he jealous. 568 00:45:56,842 --> 00:46:00,157 ..so jealous that he abandoned.. 569 00:46:00,245 --> 00:46:01,982 ..his game 570 00:46:02,017 --> 00:46:05,134 - ..and try to take over the new one - These are the greatest graphics i've ever seen 571 00:46:05,186 --> 00:46:08,164 - Turbotastic - Hey, is that..?? 572 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:12,154 - That looks like Turbo. - What's Turbo doing in this game? 573 00:46:12,215 --> 00:46:14,988 Oh, c'mon Mister Litwak 574 00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:21,056 Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order 575 00:46:21,057 --> 00:46:22,849 ...for good 576 00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:27,785 Yes, The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing its own cautionary tail 577 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:29,861 I know..right? 578 00:46:30,096 --> 00:46:34,781 That's why i have to get Ralph home or the same thing's gonna happen to my game 579 00:46:38,825 --> 00:46:40,456 - Ungh...Oh - What is this? 580 00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,598 Nesquicksand? 581 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,929 Quicksand 582 00:46:44,964 --> 00:46:47,830 Oh, i'll hop out and grab you one of those vines 583 00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,588 I can't hop i'm hop-less 584 00:46:54,788 --> 00:46:57,207 This is hopeless We're gonna drown here 585 00:46:57,303 --> 00:47:01,095 Stop draking, stop..stop moving You're making us sink faster 586 00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,085 - We're gonna die.. - Get a hold of yourself 587 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,505 Ah, the vines They are Laffy Taffy. 588 00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:11,951 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh 589 00:47:12,171 --> 00:47:13,840 Here, hit me again 590 00:47:17,649 --> 00:47:20,139 That's not funny enough Harder. 591 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:24,511 - Look, you're a nice guy i can't... - No, ma'am.. the Arcade is depending on us 592 00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:27,665 Now do your duty That's an or.. 593 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:32,490 It's working.. Hit me again 594 00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:34,515 Oooh.. your eye.. 595 00:47:34,568 --> 00:47:36,263 I can fix it 596 00:47:36,451 --> 00:47:38,078 Now go.... 597 00:47:38,301 --> 00:47:40,128 Fra..fantastic 598 00:47:40,271 --> 00:47:41,480 Again 599 00:47:41,957 --> 00:47:43,779 You mean business.. 600 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,121 Killing 601 00:48:07,498 --> 00:48:10,598 s u b by: m a X e e r ( M C ) 602 00:48:19,389 --> 00:48:23,187 Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes We've got work to do, let's go 603 00:48:25,621 --> 00:48:27,264 Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug 604 00:48:27,443 --> 00:48:29,202 C'mon, we'll get a better view from the air 605 00:48:29,237 --> 00:48:30,864 You think you can fix that shuttle? 606 00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:33,552 Can do 607 00:48:57,789 --> 00:49:01,238 - Alright, do your thing knuckles, bust it open - What's this? 608 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,027 You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? 609 00:49:03,062 --> 00:49:05,364 hey, we shook on it 610 00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,597 Thank you, jeeps 611 00:49:12,267 --> 00:49:15,221 What is this place? Where are the carts? 612 00:49:15,254 --> 00:49:17,644 - We gotta make one - What? No no no no. 613 00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:20,525 Look kid, bad idea Trust me, i don't make things 614 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:21,749 I break things 615 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,440 Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, gladius 616 00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:27,369 Ooh, this is a good one 617 00:49:27,709 --> 00:49:31,268 Welcome to the Bakery. Let's bake a cart 618 00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:34,394 - What is this? Another game? - Ya, well.. it's a mini game 619 00:49:34,494 --> 00:49:36,686 - You have one minute to win it - What? 620 00:49:36,721 --> 00:49:39,325 - C'mon, Ralph. - Now..Mixing. 621 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,804 Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash 622 00:49:42,839 --> 00:49:44,267 - Hairbrush.. - No 623 00:49:44,274 --> 00:49:46,083 - Underpants.. - No, no 624 00:49:46,304 --> 00:49:49,125 - You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I'm trying 625 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:51,676 Afterall, i'll do it 626 00:49:51,753 --> 00:49:52,887 No, yes 627 00:49:53,287 --> 00:49:55,696 Urgh!..Gross Milk... yes yes.. 628 00:49:57,121 --> 00:49:59,421 Bever up! 629 00:50:03,275 --> 00:50:05,632 C'mon, no sleeping on the job 630 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,219 Baking 631 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,869 Pump up the head and hold the perfect temperature 632 00:50:11,235 --> 00:50:13,381 - A little help here - I'm on it 633 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:17,963 - Ralph!?? - Yup, no bother.. i just ..give me this thing.. 634 00:50:19,716 --> 00:50:23,462 Ok, good.. little more Hold it, hold it 635 00:50:27,476 --> 00:50:30,996 - C'mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds - Decorating 636 00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,245 - Wheels first - How many? 637 00:50:32,345 --> 00:50:33,800 Four, doink 638 00:50:35,219 --> 00:50:39,047 - Now frosting, a butt load of frosting - No problem 639 00:50:51,162 --> 00:50:52,822 Time's up! 640 00:50:52,857 --> 00:50:57,496 Congratulation you did it and here's your cart 641 00:51:07,135 --> 00:51:09,045 Look, kid... 642 00:51:10,096 --> 00:51:11,775 I tried to warn you 643 00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:16,185 - i..i can't make things, i just...break - I love it! 644 00:51:16,467 --> 00:51:18,080 You do? 645 00:51:18,142 --> 00:51:21,853 I love it! I love it, i love it, i love it 646 00:51:21,888 --> 00:51:25,018 Look, it's got a real engine and look at these wheels 647 00:51:26,771 --> 00:51:29,732 I love it I finally have a real cart 648 00:51:30,377 --> 00:51:34,785 C'mon, a work of art like this must be signed 649 00:51:45,325 --> 00:51:48,181 This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery. 650 00:51:48,216 --> 00:51:50,062 Get me King Candy. 651 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:59,737 Well, what?? you have teeth? I don't think i've ever seen you smile before 652 00:51:59,956 --> 00:52:01,370 I'm not smiling it was... 653 00:52:01,950 --> 00:52:04,077 I'm gassy.. okay 654 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:08,174 Hold it right there, glitch 655 00:52:08,394 --> 00:52:10,014 And Wreck-It Ralph? 656 00:52:12,241 --> 00:52:14,728 Start the cart start the cart... 657 00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,114 - i..... - What are you waiting for? c'mon let's go 658 00:52:18,163 --> 00:52:21,392 I..uh.. i ..don't know how to drive a real cart 659 00:52:21,427 --> 00:52:23,203 You don't ... What!? 660 00:52:23,238 --> 00:52:26,881 - Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me 661 00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:29,552 - Get them - Gain way 662 00:52:33,888 --> 00:52:35,549 Stop in the name of the king 663 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:37,056 ..that's me 664 00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:43,200 Get off the road 665 00:52:48,008 --> 00:52:50,566 Head for Diet Cola Mountain. 666 00:52:53,698 --> 00:52:55,517 - Drive into the wall.. - What? 667 00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:59,323 - Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops - Are you crazy? 668 00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:00,949 Just do it 669 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:14,053 Where'd they go? 670 00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:16,184 Maybe.. they've just turned.. 671 00:53:17,696 --> 00:53:20,841 Find that glitch destroy that cart 672 00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:23,640 She can't be allowed to race 673 00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:29,618 So let me get this straight 674 00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:32,092 You don't know how to drive 675 00:53:32,127 --> 00:53:35,178 Well no, not technically But i just thought that... 676 00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:40,746 What did you think? Oh.. i just i'll just magically win the race just because i really want to 677 00:53:40,746 --> 00:53:45,049 Look wise guy, i know i'm a racer, i can feel it in my cone 678 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:49,351 That's it..! i'm never getting my medal back 679 00:53:49,515 --> 00:53:55,685 - What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? - The big whoop, well this may come as a shock to you.. 680 00:53:55,785 --> 00:53:59,967 but in my game, i'm the bad guy and i live in the garbage 681 00:54:00,002 --> 00:54:04,684 - Cool... - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring 682 00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,640 And that crummy medal was gonna change all that 683 00:54:08,675 --> 00:54:11,915 I go home with that baby around my neck then i'll get a 684 00:54:11,924 --> 00:54:16,152 penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks 685 00:54:17,312 --> 00:54:20,815 - It's grown up stuffs, you wouldn't understand - No, i get it 686 00:54:21,295 --> 00:54:23,790 That's exactly what racing would do for me 687 00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:25,274 - Well, guess what? - What? 688 00:54:25,374 --> 00:54:28,517 News flash..neither one of us is getting what we want 689 00:54:31,245 --> 00:54:32,513 What was that? 690 00:54:45,272 --> 00:54:47,661 Diet Cola Hot Springs 691 00:54:47,697 --> 00:54:51,415 - Watch out for falling Mentos - Ya, check it out, look 692 00:54:59,482 --> 00:55:02,558 Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash That stuff is boiling hot 693 00:55:02,593 --> 00:55:04,761 Ya, i got that thank you 694 00:55:05,331 --> 00:55:06,997 What is this dump? 695 00:55:07,032 --> 00:55:10,507 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level 696 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,730 Ya, it's pretty cool, huh? 697 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:16,107 I found that secret opening and now i live here 698 00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:18,241 See, oh look look look look 699 00:55:18,859 --> 00:55:20,873 Welcome to my home 700 00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:27,014 I sleep in these candy wrappers i like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady 701 00:55:28,187 --> 00:55:30,242 By yourself? 702 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:32,627 With all these garbage around here? 703 00:55:33,463 --> 00:55:35,590 Well, ya 704 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:39,786 I mean, everyone here says i'm just the mistake and that i wasn't even suppose to exist 705 00:55:39,822 --> 00:55:41,581 What do you expect? 706 00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,149 Listen kid.. 707 00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:46,419 I know it's none of my business 708 00:55:46,455 --> 00:55:48,955 but why do you even stick around this game 709 00:55:49,248 --> 00:55:51,656 You really don't know anything, do you? 710 00:55:51,691 --> 00:55:54,063 Glitches can't leave their games 711 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:58,467 It's one of the joyous of being me 712 00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:09,276 Hey, what are you doing? C'mon.. 713 00:56:09,871 --> 00:56:12,352 I know it's a dump but it's all i got 714 00:56:12,387 --> 00:56:15,392 If you're gonna be a racer, then, you'll have to learn how to drive 715 00:56:15,433 --> 00:56:17,043 You can't do that... 716 00:56:17,378 --> 00:56:18,744 without a track 717 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,412 Alright now.. 718 00:56:25,499 --> 00:56:30,720 - Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do - No wonder i'm driving..I'm gonna learn to drive.. i'm gonna.. 719 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,838 - Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Ya, i mean, i haven't done it but... 720 00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:35,532 look, i flew a spaceship today okay 721 00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:38,794 - You crashed it - Just get in, how hard can it be? okay 722 00:56:38,969 --> 00:56:40,650 Uh.. start it up 723 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,784 There you go 724 00:56:44,924 --> 00:56:47,536 - So there's some buttons on the floor - Pedals 725 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,418 Pedals, right! Now.. uh.. 726 00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,764 Thats the 'go' pedal 727 00:56:53,799 --> 00:56:57,895 That, i believe is the stopper 728 00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:01,136 And this... wait 729 00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:03,122 What is this? It doesn't do anything 730 00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,099 Woo, what's this joystick do? 731 00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:08,498 Okay, good. Let's try that again 732 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:44,344 That's good, keep going Shift it again 733 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,543 I told you Racing's in my cone 734 00:57:55,427 --> 00:57:59,619 - Is that little not the best? - Hey you Ralphy, watch this 735 00:58:13,258 --> 00:58:14,900 Look out! 736 00:58:31,378 --> 00:58:33,093 So, how did i do? 737 00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:36,990 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain 738 00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:39,273 Righ right, that's a good note 739 00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:41,304 You gotta get that glitch under control kid 740 00:58:41,339 --> 00:58:43,012 Ok, i will i will and.. 741 00:58:43,751 --> 00:58:46,114 And then, you think i get a chance? 742 00:58:48,902 --> 00:58:49,873 Tiny 743 00:58:50,079 --> 00:58:53,475 Yes, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win 744 00:58:53,510 --> 00:58:55,158 - Top shelf - Top shelf 745 00:59:08,034 --> 00:59:10,126 Did you find the..? Tell me you found her.. 746 00:59:11,847 --> 00:59:13,393 You didn't? 747 00:59:15,754 --> 00:59:17,864 Go, leave me. 748 00:59:39,398 --> 00:59:41,398 Up up down dwon.. hmm hmm.. hih ..hih 749 00:59:43,624 --> 00:59:45,368 Start. 750 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:51,404 Oh.. Code That's the sweet lifeblood of the game 751 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:59,429 Where are you? 752 00:59:59,464 --> 01:00:02,940 The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons 753 01:00:02,976 --> 01:00:04,465 Ahah! There it is 754 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,457 The winner's cup 755 01:00:07,930 --> 01:00:11,498 One of these things is not like the others... it's you 756 01:00:11,533 --> 01:00:14,372 We're gonna give you a nice new home 757 01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:27,852 Success 758 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:34,054 Sour Bill, i'm going out, you're in charge of the castle until i get back 759 01:00:45,234 --> 01:00:48,802 Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer 760 01:00:48,837 --> 01:00:51,637 Oh, that's not blood force trauma ma'am 761 01:00:51,654 --> 01:00:53,802 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks 762 01:00:55,438 --> 01:00:58,540 - Okay.. - Ma'am, i just gotta tell ya 763 01:00:58,908 --> 01:01:02,687 You are one dynamite gal.. 764 01:01:04,151 --> 01:01:08,064 Wow.. You are one dynamite gal.. 765 01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:10,928 One dynamite gal 766 01:01:11,215 --> 01:01:14,637 Dynamite gal 767 01:01:14,662 --> 01:01:16,662 Dynamite.... 768 01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:22,325 Get out 769 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,912 - All i said is you're a dynamite gal? - I said get out 770 01:01:33,633 --> 01:01:36,598 Oh.. jimanny jamanny 771 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,846 Yes 772 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:50,461 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr, sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. 773 01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:53,823 - Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph? 774 01:01:53,858 --> 01:01:55,319 Yes, yes that's him 775 01:01:55,354 --> 01:01:58,593 Should've lock him up when we had the chance 776 01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:03,211 - Lock him up? - Not making the same mistake with you 777 01:02:06,554 --> 01:02:10,443 Hurry hurry, let's go time's a wastin' ..c'mon Ralph 778 01:02:10,478 --> 01:02:14,057 This is it, this is really happening I almost don't believe it 779 01:02:14,092 --> 01:02:17,340 I mean, i have dreamt about it for so long and now.. 780 01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:20,398 and now.. now i think i'm gonna puke actually, i think i might puke 781 01:02:20,433 --> 01:02:22,081 You know, like a 'vurp' 782 01:02:22,116 --> 01:02:23,857 - A what? - Vomit and a burp together 783 01:02:23,892 --> 01:02:28,127 and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up Oh this is so exciting 784 01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:30,188 Yes, it is, it's exciting 785 01:02:30,223 --> 01:02:32,240 I mean am i ready to be a real racer? 786 01:02:32,275 --> 01:02:34,326 Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? 787 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:36,177 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? 788 01:02:37,225 --> 01:02:40,252 C'mon Those people are gonna love you 789 01:02:40,472 --> 01:02:43,061 You know why? Cause you're a winner 790 01:02:43,096 --> 01:02:45,393 - A winner - And you're adorable 791 01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:49,299 - I'm adorable - And everyone loves an adorable winner 792 01:02:50,539 --> 01:02:54,167 Okay, c'mon Listen to me, if you get nervous 793 01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:59,868 just keep telling yourslef 'I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined' 794 01:02:59,891 --> 01:03:02,712 - And have fun, got it? - Got it! 795 01:03:03,810 --> 01:03:07,770 Oh wait! Hold on.. 796 01:03:07,805 --> 01:03:10,945 - Where you going? - I forgot something, i'll be right back 797 01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:15,425 Kids 798 01:03:16,586 --> 01:03:19,459 - Ralph, there you are, hello - Huh?? 799 01:03:19,494 --> 01:03:22,332 - You!! - No no, i come alone, unarmed 800 01:03:23,019 --> 01:03:26,803 - I've had enough of you, pillow pants - Calm down, please 801 01:03:27,848 --> 01:03:30,389 I'm gonna beat the hella out of you 802 01:03:30,518 --> 01:03:32,409 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 803 01:03:33,131 --> 01:03:35,874 You hit a guy with glasses, that's.. 804 01:03:35,909 --> 01:03:38,786 - well played - What do you want Candy? 805 01:03:38,822 --> 01:03:40,764 Listen, i just wanna talk to you 806 01:03:40,799 --> 01:03:43,730 I'm not intrested in anything you have to say 807 01:03:43,765 --> 01:03:47,761 But how about this? Are you interested...in this? 808 01:03:47,777 --> 01:03:51,225 - My medal..how did you..?? - It doesn't matter 809 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:53,906 here, it's yours Go ahead and take it 810 01:03:57,506 --> 01:03:59,920 All i ask is that you hear me out 811 01:03:59,952 --> 01:04:02,141 About what? 812 01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:05,930 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? 813 01:04:06,265 --> 01:04:08,014 Doing what's right 814 01:04:08,049 --> 01:04:10,078 - No matter what - Get to the point 815 01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:11,831 Point being I need your help 816 01:04:12,273 --> 01:04:17,259 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race 817 01:04:17,294 --> 01:04:20,952 - Why are you people so against her? - I'm not against her.. 818 01:04:20,988 --> 01:04:25,049 I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race.. 819 01:04:25,084 --> 01:04:27,794 she'll be added to the race roster 820 01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:31,379 Then gamers can choose the racer's avatar 821 01:04:32,314 --> 01:04:36,862 And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself 822 01:04:36,913 --> 01:04:39,515 They'll think our game is broken 823 01:04:39,859 --> 01:04:42,189 We'll be put ourt of order for good 824 01:04:43,263 --> 01:04:45,922 All my subjects will be homeless 825 01:04:47,686 --> 01:04:51,657 But there is one who cannot escape because she's a glitch 826 01:04:51,692 --> 01:04:54,772 Help. Somebody help me.. 827 01:04:54,807 --> 01:04:57,378 When the game's plug is pulled 828 01:04:59,745 --> 01:05:02,284 she'll die with it 829 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,177 You don't know that will happen 830 01:05:05,212 --> 01:05:09,213 - The gamers could love her - And if they don't? 831 01:05:15,856 --> 01:05:21,593 I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? 832 01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:25,283 She can't race Ralph but... 833 01:05:25,318 --> 01:05:27,281 She won't listen to me 834 01:05:27,325 --> 01:05:31,611 So, can i count on you to talk a little sense into her? 835 01:05:33,476 --> 01:05:38,020 Very good Uh.. I'll give you two some time alone 836 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,116 I'm back.. 837 01:06:06,683 --> 01:06:09,177 - Did you miss me? - Yea..Uh.. 838 01:06:10,818 --> 01:06:14,640 - Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down 839 01:06:14,645 --> 01:06:17,289 - What? no no. w.we really.. - You just do it! 840 01:06:17,414 --> 01:06:18,914 Okay 841 01:06:19,787 --> 01:06:22,351 Now, close your eyes 842 01:06:22,391 --> 01:06:23,928 - Vanellope.. - Shut.. close them 843 01:06:28,237 --> 01:06:30,718 Okay, open them up 844 01:06:32,133 --> 01:06:35,248 To Stinkbrain Jee, thanks 845 01:06:35,348 --> 01:06:38,825 Turn it over "YOURE MY HERO" 846 01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:42,535 I made it for you Just in case we don't win 847 01:06:42,573 --> 01:06:46,265 Not that i think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win 848 01:06:46,392 --> 01:06:51,855 - Thanks kid..Uhmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ 849 01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,366 I've got a date with destiny 850 01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:57,251 Ralph, c'mon move your molases 851 01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,437 - Uh, i've been thinking - That's dangerous 852 01:07:01,472 --> 01:07:04,602 Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? 853 01:07:04,637 --> 01:07:07,834 - That's not very funny, Ralph - No, i'm serious and..uh.. 854 01:07:08,026 --> 01:07:11,555 It was really fun to build the cart and everything but.. maybe.. 855 01:07:11,590 --> 01:07:15,577 - maybe, you shouldn't do it - Uh.. Hello? Is Ralph in there? 856 01:07:15,597 --> 01:07:20,023 - I'd like to speak to him please - Look what i'm saying is, you can't be a racer 857 01:07:20,242 --> 01:07:23,957 What? why would you.. 858 01:07:24,557 --> 01:07:27,067 Wait a minute.. 859 01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:29,710 - No. - Where did you get this? 860 01:07:30,059 --> 01:07:33,522 Look, i'm gonna be straight with you kid, I've been talking to King Candy.. 861 01:07:34,073 --> 01:07:37,015 - King Candy? You sold me out? - Yea 862 01:07:37,016 --> 01:07:39,166 No, i didn't.. Listen, you don't understand 863 01:07:39,247 --> 01:07:41,488 No i understand, plunny traitor! 864 01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:44,092 - I'm not a traitor, listen.. - You're a rat 865 01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:47,520 and i don't need you and i can win the race on my own 866 01:07:47,555 --> 01:07:51,234 - But i'm trying to save your skin, kid - Put me down, let me go.. 867 01:07:51,269 --> 01:07:54,444 No, you listen to me,you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching 868 01:07:54,479 --> 01:07:57,523 - They're gonna think the game's broken - I don't care, you're a liar 869 01:07:57,558 --> 01:07:59,883 Yo, you better care because if your game goes out of order 870 01:07:59,919 --> 01:08:03,299 - you go down with the ship later, thats true - I'm not listening to you, get out of my way 871 01:08:03,632 --> 01:08:06,032 - I'm going to that race - No, you're not 872 01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:10,839 - Take me down from here, Ralph... right now - No 873 01:08:11,268 --> 01:08:13,476 I'm doing this for your own good 874 01:08:15,366 --> 01:08:17,476 Wait, wait wait 875 01:08:17,979 --> 01:08:22,234 No.. no.. no no no no Please Ralph... 876 01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:25,465 No.... Stop it! ..Stop it... 877 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,663 No... 878 01:08:43,564 --> 01:08:46,889 You really are a bad guy 879 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:24,623 Hello, anybody home? 880 01:09:25,793 --> 01:09:27,193 Felix.. Mary.. 881 01:09:27,219 --> 01:09:33,109 - Well, you actually went and did it - Gene, where is everybody? 882 01:09:33,436 --> 01:09:38,214 They're gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn't come back 883 01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:40,796 Everyone panicked and abandon ship 884 01:09:40,831 --> 01:09:44,725 - But.. but, i'm here now? - It's too late, Ralph 885 01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,684 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning 886 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:03,191 But, never let it be said that i'm not a man of my word 887 01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:06,652 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. 888 01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,344 Gene, wait, wait 889 01:10:11,953 --> 01:10:14,714 Listen, this is not what i wanted 890 01:10:14,805 --> 01:10:19,492 - Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don't know.. i.. i just 891 01:10:22,411 --> 01:10:25,705 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage 892 01:10:26,747 --> 01:10:30,157 Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse 893 01:11:36,923 --> 01:11:40,266 Hey cough-drop, explain something to me 894 01:11:40,301 --> 01:11:42,823 If Vanellope was never meant to exist... 895 01:11:42,936 --> 01:11:45,912 then why is her picture on the side of the game console? 896 01:11:49,993 --> 01:11:53,828 - What's going on in this candy coated hearted darkness? - Nothing... 897 01:11:53,863 --> 01:11:55,578 - Talk.. - No - I'll lick you.. 898 01:11:55,761 --> 01:11:57,123 - You wouldn't - Oh yea? 899 01:11:58,869 --> 01:12:00,877 That's like sand-paper 900 01:12:01,435 --> 01:12:04,458 Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your centre? 901 01:12:04,493 --> 01:12:07,506 - Well, say that to my grave.. - Fair enough! 902 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,301 They call you Sour Bill for a reason 903 01:12:13,956 --> 01:12:17,449 - Had it enough yet? - Okay okay, i'll talk, i'll talk. 904 01:12:17,484 --> 01:12:21,692 Vanellope was a racer until King Candy try to delete her code 905 01:12:21,727 --> 01:12:25,383 Try to delete her code? So, that's why she's a glitch 906 01:12:25,418 --> 01:12:28,092 - Why is he doing this to her? - I don't know. 907 01:12:28,127 --> 01:12:31,763 - Suit yourself - No no no, i swear i don't know 908 01:12:31,798 --> 01:12:35,720 He literally locked up our memory and i cannot remember 909 01:12:35,721 --> 01:12:38,748 Nobody can But, i do know this.. 910 01:12:38,783 --> 01:12:43,258 He'll do anything to keep her from racing because if she crosses the finish line... 911 01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:46,559 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore 912 01:12:46,595 --> 01:12:49,818 - Where is she now? - In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix. -Felix?? 913 01:12:49,853 --> 01:12:52,309 I'm sorry, that's all i know that's all i know, i swear 914 01:12:52,378 --> 01:12:56,729 No please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again 915 01:12:58,847 --> 01:13:03,523 - Stick around - Yes, okay i will, i will.. thank you 916 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,903 C'mon I know you're out there 917 01:13:10,099 --> 01:13:13,417 Saccharin saturated nightmare 918 01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:19,429 Where? 919 01:13:34,745 --> 01:13:39,748 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly 920 01:13:41,778 --> 01:13:46,420 Hello, hello... somebody? Anybody? 921 01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:49,053 Please let me out 922 01:13:49,886 --> 01:13:54,194 What is that.. what he says...? I'm gonna wreck it 923 01:13:57,431 --> 01:14:00,715 Why do i fix everything i touch? 924 01:14:04,494 --> 01:14:08,218 - Felix - Ralph, i'm so glad to see you 925 01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:12,541 No, wait.. i'm not What do you have to say for yourself? 926 01:14:12,576 --> 01:14:15,709 Wait, i don't want to hear I'm not talking to you 927 01:14:15,744 --> 01:14:17,295 Okay, don't talk That's fine 928 01:14:17,330 --> 01:14:19,325 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto 929 01:14:19,425 --> 01:14:22,862 I don't have to do boo Forgive my potty mouth 930 01:14:22,898 --> 01:14:25,893 I'm just so.. so crossed with you 931 01:14:26,259 --> 01:14:28,273 Do you have any idea what you put me through? 932 01:14:28,308 --> 01:14:34,116 I were in Hickelty pickelty all over creation looking for you, i almost drowned in chocolate milk mix 933 01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:37,970 And then, i met the most dynamite gal 934 01:14:37,998 --> 01:14:41,743 Oh.. she gives me the honey glow, something aweful 935 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:47,059 But, she rebuff my affections And then, i got thrown in jail 936 01:14:47,094 --> 01:14:48,594 Felix, pull yourself together 937 01:14:48,629 --> 01:14:53,984 No, Ralph you don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal 938 01:14:54,358 --> 01:14:57,653 Yes, i do That's everyday in my life 939 01:14:58,284 --> 01:15:01,069 - It is? - Which is why i ran off 940 01:15:01,104 --> 01:15:03,271 I try to be a good guy but i'm not 941 01:15:03,306 --> 01:15:06,284 Just a bad guy and i need your help 942 01:15:06,319 --> 01:15:08,455 There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart 943 01:15:08,490 --> 01:15:10,403 Please, Felix fix it 944 01:15:10,831 --> 01:15:14,014 And i promise i will never try to be good again 945 01:15:37,552 --> 01:15:40,118 I know, i know, i know i'm an idiot 946 01:15:40,584 --> 01:15:43,825 - And? - and a real Numbskull 947 01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:46,831 - And? - a selfish diaper baby. 948 01:15:46,866 --> 01:15:51,249 - And? - and.. a Stinkbrain. 949 01:15:51,284 --> 01:15:54,435 The stinkiest brain ever 950 01:16:16,594 --> 01:16:21,929 My sweet subjects, i came without a flinch of hesitation to show you 951 01:16:22,068 --> 01:16:24,914 that i have never been so happy in all my life 952 01:16:24,949 --> 01:16:27,221 to say the following words 953 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:31,132 Let the Random Roster Race commence 954 01:16:47,665 --> 01:16:53,616 Okay, remember.. you don't have to win Just cross that finish line and you'll be a real racer 955 01:16:53,704 --> 01:16:55,621 I'm already a real racer 956 01:16:58,190 --> 01:17:00,442 And i'm gonna win 957 01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,197 Power Up. 958 01:17:32,745 --> 01:17:34,908 Oh.. A La Mode. 959 01:17:38,605 --> 01:17:40,655 Sweet Seekers. 960 01:17:40,810 --> 01:17:43,112 Have some candy 961 01:18:00,668 --> 01:18:05,038 Behind you.. Infront of you.. 962 01:18:11,947 --> 01:18:15,101 - It's the glitch - The glitch 963 01:18:15,137 --> 01:18:17,603 Light 'em up Candlehead 964 01:18:20,352 --> 01:18:23,639 What's this? Cherry Bomb. 965 01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:33,480 I told you You're just an accident waiting to happen 966 01:18:50,967 --> 01:18:52,774 My candle... 967 01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:56,327 Alright, gotta keep it under control 968 01:18:56,389 --> 01:18:58,543 No more glitching 969 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:02,720 Okay kid, let's finish this thing without any more surprises 970 01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:05,834 Hope you're happy jump-pile 971 01:19:05,869 --> 01:19:08,851 This game is going down and it's all your fault 972 01:19:08,886 --> 01:19:11,555 - My lady, you came back - Canned it, Fix-It. 973 01:19:11,709 --> 01:19:14,695 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied 974 01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:17,973 No, it died in the taffy swamp believe me 975 01:19:20,429 --> 01:19:22,918 You're wrong! 976 01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:33,023 Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now.. 977 01:19:33,145 --> 01:19:35,122 Move it let's go let's go 978 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,711 No 979 01:20:27,433 --> 01:20:32,693 - Get off of my track - hey, what are you crazy? 980 01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:38,306 I forbid you to cross that finish line 981 01:20:39,483 --> 01:20:42,100 Knock it out 982 01:20:43,243 --> 01:20:47,686 - Ralph, look - Kid... 983 01:20:49,516 --> 01:20:54,349 - No, Stop it. - Let me.. urgh!! - Not letting you undo all my hard work 984 01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:58,695 Is that.... 985 01:21:00,179 --> 01:21:02,681 No way.... 986 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:07,306 - What the... Who are you?? - I'm Turbo 987 01:21:07,345 --> 01:21:09,705 The greatest racer ever 988 01:21:09,890 --> 01:21:12,969 And i did not reprogram this world to let you 989 01:21:13,004 --> 01:21:17,795 and that holocust riddled warhock take it away from me 990 01:21:19,347 --> 01:21:20,944 Turbotastic 991 01:21:21,369 --> 01:21:24,034 End of the line, glitch 992 01:21:24,738 --> 01:21:27,367 Glitch. That's it 993 01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:30,802 C'mon, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again... 994 01:21:30,837 --> 01:21:35,590 But you're gonna do it one more time Just focus and concentrate 995 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:39,200 And.. Glitch. 996 01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:41,737 No 997 01:21:42,706 --> 01:21:47,504 Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it 998 01:21:47,690 --> 01:21:49,939 No 999 01:21:54,731 --> 01:21:58,268 Bring it home kid The finish line's wide open 1000 01:22:12,488 --> 01:22:15,059 No 1001 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,970 Kid, kid are you okay? 1002 01:22:17,005 --> 01:22:19,351 I'm fine, i'm fine Let's finish this race 1003 01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:27,289 - Oh my randd!! - Alright C'mon we gotta get out of here 1004 01:22:27,324 --> 01:22:30,955 - But i didn't cross the finish line - There is no finish line 1005 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,358 Move it or lose it people c'mon everybody out now 1006 01:22:36,672 --> 01:22:39,347 - Ralph, it's not gonna work - We gotta try 1007 01:22:43,549 --> 01:22:45,847 - Kid - Ralph i told you i can't leave the game 1008 01:22:46,414 --> 01:22:48,750 - C'mon - Ralph, just stop 1009 01:22:49,541 --> 01:22:53,249 - It's gotta work - Stop, it's no use 1010 01:23:01,818 --> 01:23:04,181 It's okay, Ralph. 1011 01:23:05,575 --> 01:23:09,138 Alright Fix-It, that's everyone now we gotta blow up this exit 1012 01:23:11,655 --> 01:23:14,141 Just go, go without me 1013 01:23:14,955 --> 01:23:17,517 - What about this game? - Nothing we can do about it 1014 01:23:17,552 --> 01:23:21,680 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters 1015 01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:28,697 Beacon.. stay with Felix 1016 01:23:29,135 --> 01:23:32,020 - Let me borrow that thing lady - Ralph, where are you going? 1017 01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:34,156 I got some wrecking to do 1018 01:23:34,255 --> 01:23:36,986 - I'll meet you at the finish line - No, wait 1019 01:23:37,021 --> 01:23:39,002 Fix-It, get behind me 1020 01:23:58,703 --> 01:24:00,281 One more.. 1021 01:24:02,562 --> 01:24:06,241 - Welcome to the Boss Level - Turbo. 1022 01:24:07,035 --> 01:24:13,847 Because of you, Ralph, i'm now the most powerful virus in the Arcade 1023 01:24:14,261 --> 01:24:16,231 I can take over any game i want 1024 01:24:16,266 --> 01:24:20,671 I should thank you but.. it'd be more fun to kill you 1025 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,972 Get back here little guy 1026 01:24:33,337 --> 01:24:35,370 Where do you think you're going? 1027 01:24:39,752 --> 01:24:41,970 I'm not through with you yet 1028 01:24:42,005 --> 01:24:44,188 - Up we go - No 1029 01:24:50,217 --> 01:24:52,922 Fall back 1030 01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:56,331 Kid 1031 01:25:02,302 --> 01:25:04,491 Look at that, it's your little friend 1032 01:25:05,332 --> 01:25:08,358 Let's watch her die together, shall we 1033 01:25:08,467 --> 01:25:10,434 No 1034 01:25:11,129 --> 01:25:15,521 - It's game over for both of you - No 1035 01:25:16,079 --> 01:25:18,602 Just for me 1036 01:25:27,157 --> 01:25:30,164 I'm bad, and that's good 1037 01:25:30,841 --> 01:25:33,968 I will never be good and that's not bad 1038 01:25:36,318 --> 01:25:42,207 There's no one i'd rather be.. ..than me 1039 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,929 - Kid - Don't worry, i got it under control 1040 01:26:39,529 --> 01:26:43,856 Why are you going into the light... 1041 01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:49,787 No, no.. Yea. 1042 01:26:51,024 --> 01:26:54,732 Go into the light 1043 01:27:01,746 --> 01:27:06,594 Chocolate, it's chocolate I love chocolate 1044 01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:10,464 Beautiful chocolate 1045 01:27:11,210 --> 01:27:15,078 You did it, Ralph. Oh..Way to go brother 1046 01:27:21,190 --> 01:27:23,792 I'm... es.. 1047 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,412 - All fixed - You ready for this? 1048 01:27:32,447 --> 01:27:34,542 Ready as i'll ever be 1049 01:27:43,265 --> 01:27:46,140 Look at all the magic sparkles 1050 01:28:16,149 --> 01:28:18,555 Now, i remember 1051 01:28:19,530 --> 01:28:24,042 All hail, the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush. 1052 01:28:24,077 --> 01:28:26,312 Princess Vanellope. 1053 01:28:26,347 --> 01:28:29,140 I remember She's a princess 1054 01:28:29,175 --> 01:28:32,170 - That's right - We are so sorry about the way we treated you 1055 01:28:32,205 --> 01:28:33,365 Ya, those were jokes.. 1056 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:36,985 See, i was just doing what Taffyta told me to 1057 01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:41,924 Tat tat! as your merciful princess i hereby decree that 1058 01:28:42,060 --> 01:28:47,163 everyone who has ever mean to be shall be... 1059 01:28:47,198 --> 01:28:49,785 - ..executed - What? 1060 01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:52,167 - No no no, please please - Oh my lamnd 1061 01:28:52,202 --> 01:28:54,673 Oh this place just got interesting 1062 01:28:55,055 --> 01:28:57,923 - I don't wanna die - I'm just kidding 1063 01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,494 - You are? - Stop crying, Taffyta. 1064 01:29:00,529 --> 01:29:02,874 I'm trying but.. it won't stop 1065 01:29:03,645 --> 01:29:06,704 Wow.. so this is the real you? 1066 01:29:07,475 --> 01:29:10,563 - Princess.. - Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts? 1067 01:29:10,598 --> 01:29:16,071 C'mon, this isn't me This is me 1068 01:29:16,961 --> 01:29:20,921 Look, the code may say i'm a princess but, i know who i really am Ralph 1069 01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:24,357 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever 1070 01:29:24,392 --> 01:29:25,977 I was here I was there. 1071 01:29:26,012 --> 01:29:28,981 I was glitching through the wall I'm not giving that up 1072 01:29:29,639 --> 01:29:34,663 - Pardon me for asking but, without a princess,who's gonna lead us? - Yea who? 1073 01:29:35,462 --> 01:29:40,917 Uh.. me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy 1074 01:29:40,952 --> 01:29:44,199 President Vanellope von Schweetz. 1075 01:29:44,249 --> 01:29:46,515 Has a nice ring to it don't you think? 1076 01:29:47,687 --> 01:29:51,997 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade's about to open. Let's move 'em out 1077 01:29:59,514 --> 01:30:02,525 You know you could just stay here and live in the castle 1078 01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,303 You'd have your own wing where no one would 1079 01:30:05,338 --> 01:30:08,357 ever complain about you or treat you bad ever again 1080 01:30:08,393 --> 01:30:10,536 You could be happy 1081 01:30:10,905 --> 01:30:13,051 I'm already happy 1082 01:30:13,086 --> 01:30:15,601 Got the coolest friend in the world 1083 01:30:15,870 --> 01:30:18,787 And besides, i've got a job to do too 1084 01:30:18,822 --> 01:30:22,116 May not be as fancy as being president... 1085 01:30:22,151 --> 01:30:25,515 but it's my duty And it's a big duty 1086 01:30:26,519 --> 01:30:28,734 Ralph, you coming brother? 1087 01:30:29,932 --> 01:30:32,743 See you later, president Fartfeathers. 1088 01:30:32,810 --> 01:30:36,364 Au revoir, admiral Underpants. 1089 01:30:36,547 --> 01:30:39,320 And farewell, bareness Boogerface. 1090 01:30:39,355 --> 01:30:41,706 Goodbye, major Bodyodour. 1091 01:30:41,739 --> 01:30:44,222 Hasta la vista. 1092 01:30:44,358 --> 01:30:46,690 - Ralph.. - Alright, to be continued 1093 01:31:00,969 --> 01:31:03,344 I'm gonna wreck it 1094 01:31:04,232 --> 01:31:07,439 Hey, Ralph's back Isn't it great? 1095 01:31:08,028 --> 01:31:11,839 - The game's all here - So, i'm happy to report... 1096 01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:16,469 and you'll be happy to hear i'm taking life one game at a time 1097 01:31:18,102 --> 01:31:20,523 First, the job hasn't change 1098 01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:25,142 But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me 1099 01:31:25,428 --> 01:31:29,025 And you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game 1100 01:31:29,674 --> 01:31:31,715 - So here's what we did - We're going to wreck it! 1101 01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:34,392 We ask them to help us out in the bonus level 1102 01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,298 We can fix it! 1103 01:31:36,556 --> 01:31:39,866 I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years 1104 01:31:39,901 --> 01:31:44,555 It's crazy The gamers say we're Retro 1105 01:31:44,590 --> 01:31:47,135 which...It means... Old.. but Cool 1106 01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,464 How come I never noticed this game 1107 01:31:48,499 --> 01:31:52,007 Oh and i decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good 1108 01:31:52,042 --> 01:31:56,719 So, i cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too 1109 01:31:57,318 --> 01:32:00,433 Well, with a little help from Felix 1110 01:32:00,468 --> 01:32:03,875 Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding? 1111 01:32:03,910 --> 01:32:07,104 That's right my friend Old ham hands himself 1112 01:32:07,328 --> 01:32:10,684 Very elegant affair, should've seen her, lot of grandeur. 1113 01:32:10,719 --> 01:32:13,041 And not a single bug 1114 01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:20,125 And let's just say some tears were shed. 1115 01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:25,194 But i gotta say, the best part of my day... 1116 01:32:25,229 --> 01:32:27,435 is when i get thrown off the roof... 1117 01:32:28,733 --> 01:32:31,175 because when the Nicelanders lift me up.. 1118 01:32:31,799 --> 01:32:34,351 i get a perfect view of Sugar Rush 1119 01:32:34,881 --> 01:32:37,105 And i can see Vanellope racing 1120 01:32:40,969 --> 01:32:42,672 The kid's a natural.. 1121 01:32:42,873 --> 01:32:45,922 And the players love her glitch and all 1122 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,116 Just like i knew they would 1123 01:32:49,104 --> 01:32:53,185 Turns out i don't need a medal to tell me i'm a good guy 1124 01:32:54,055 --> 01:32:56,844 Cause, if that little kid likes me... 1125 01:32:59,805 --> 01:33:02,148 How bad can i be? 1126 01:33:18,608 --> 01:33:22,410 # switch on the sky and the stars glow for you 1127 01:33:22,412 --> 01:33:26,148 # go see the world 'cause it's all so brandw 1128 01:33:26,150 --> 01:33:30,318 # don't close your eyes 'caue your future's ready to shine 1129 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:33,988 # it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy 1130 01:33:34,790 --> 01:33:38,426 # welcome to the rhythm of the night 1131 01:33:38,428 --> 01:33:42,429 # there's something in the ar you can't deny 1132 01:33:42,431 --> 01:33:43,198 (muttering) 1133 01:33:47,203 --> 01:33:50,739 # it's been fun but now I've got to go 1134 01:33:50,741 --> 01:33:53,241 # life is way too short to take it slow 1135 01:33:54,710 --> 01:33:58,847 # but before I go and hit the road 1136 01:33:58,849 --> 01:34:03,684 # I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again? 1137 01:34:05,388 --> 01:34:07,488 # when can I see you again? 1138 01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:11,292 # when can we do this again? 1139 01:34:13,263 --> 01:34:18,866 # I gotta know when can I see you again? 1140 01:34:22,001 --> 01:34:25,938 # joined at the hip your sidekick needs you 1141 01:34:25,940 --> 01:34:29,908 # life is a trip down the road map leads you 1142 01:34:29,910 --> 01:34:33,746 # look all around at the mountains you haven't climbed 1143 01:34:33,748 --> 01:34:37,815 # it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy 1144 01:34:38,251 --> 01:34:42,020 # welcome to the rhythm of the night 1145 01:34:42,022 --> 01:34:46,589 # there's something in the ar you can't deny 1146 01:34:50,497 --> 01:34:53,999 # it's been fun but now I've got to go 1147 01:34:54,001 --> 01:34:57,668 # life is way too short to take it slow 1148 01:34:58,104 --> 01:35:01,639 # but before I go and hit the road 1149 01:35:02,609 --> 01:35:07,378 # I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again? 1150 01:35:09,248 --> 01:35:10,748 # when can I see you again? 1151 01:35:13,018 --> 01:35:14,752 # when can we do this agai? 1152 01:35:17,390 --> 01:35:22,527 # I gotta know when can I see you aga? 1153 01:35:29,869 --> 01:35:33,772 # don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine 1154 01:35:33,774 --> 01:35:37,941 # it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy 1155 01:35:38,411 --> 01:35:42,414 # welcome to the rhythm of the night 1156 01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:45,583 # there's something in the air you can't deny 1157 01:35:46,619 --> 01:35:49,421 # so let me know before I wave goodbye 1158 01:35:50,123 --> 01:35:52,657 # when can I see you aga? 1159 01:35:54,027 --> 01:35:56,496 # when can we do this agai? 1160 01:35:57,698 --> 01:35:59,698 # when can I see you again? 1161 01:36:01,467 --> 01:36:03,669 # when can we do this agai? 1162 01:36:05,572 --> 01:36:09,441 # yeah, it's been fun but now I've got to go 1163 01:36:09,443 --> 01:36:12,710 # life is way too short to take it slow 1164 01:36:13,213 --> 01:36:19,284 # but before I go and hit the road tell me when 1165 01:36:20,219 --> 01:36:23,088 # when can I see you aga? 1166 01:36:23,490 --> 01:36:25,991 # when can I see you aga? 1167 01:36:27,827 --> 01:36:29,728 # when can I see you again? 1168 01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:35,434 (sugar rutheme playing)