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My name's Ralph
and i'm a bad guy
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Ah.. Let's see
I'm 9 feet tall
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I weigh 643 pounds
Got a little bit of a temper on me
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Hey, you moved my stump!
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My passion bubbles very
near the surface, i guess..
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I'm not gonna lie
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Anywho.. what else?
Aaah...
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I'm a wrecker
I wreck things
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Professionally
I'm gonna wreck it!
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I mean, i'm very good at what i do
Probably the best i know
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The thing is, Fixing is the name of the game
Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
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I can fix it!
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So, ya.. naturally the guy with the name
Fix-it Felix is the good guy
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He's nice enough as good guys go
Definitely fixes stuff really well..
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but,.. aah.. if you got a magic hammer
from your father, how hard can it be?
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If he was a regular contractor.. carpenter guy
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I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix
the damage that i do.. as quickly
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And when Felix does a good job
He gets a medal
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But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?
To that i say HAAH!!
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And no... there aren't
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- So cool..
- This animation is so real
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30 years i've been doing this
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And i've seen a lot other games
come and go.. kinda sad
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Think about all those guys from Asteroids?
... Boom!! ..gone..
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Centipede??
Who knows where that guy is.. you know
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Look a steady arcade game is nothing to sneeze at
I'm very lucky
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It's just.. i got to say:
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It becomes kinda hard to love your job
when no one seems to like you for doing it
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All clear..
The Arcade's closed!
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Woo.. what a day.
So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken?
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If you're buyin' buddy
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Quittin' time!
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I donno.. Maybe i won't be feeling this way
if things were different after work
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- But.. it is what it is.
- Good job, everyone!
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Felix and the Nicelanders
go hang out in their homes..
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which he just fixed and very..you know
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They go to their homes, i go to mine..
which happens to be.. a dump
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And when i say a dump I don't mean like
a shabby palce, i mean an actual dump
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Where the garbage goes and a bunch of
bricks and smashed building parts.. that's..
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That's what i call home.
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I guess i can't bellyache too much
without my bricks, without my stump.
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It looks uncomfortable
it's actually fine
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I'm good
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But..
if i'm really honest with myself
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I see Felix up there..
getting patted on the back..
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people are giving him pie..
thanking him and..
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so happy to see him all the time..
Sometime to think..
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Man!.. Sure must be nice
being the good guy
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Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys we've all felt
what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it
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- Really?
- Right here, I'm Zangief, i'm bad guy!
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I relate to you Ralph
When i hit bottom
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I was crushing man skull
like sparrow egg between my thighs
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And i think, why you
have to be so bad Zangief?
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Why can't you be
more like good guy?
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Then i have
moment of clarity
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If Zangief is good guy.. who'll crush
man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?
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And i say, Zangief, you are bad guy,
but this does not mean you are bad guy.
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- Right, i'm sorry. I just..You lost me there.
- Zombie, bad guy.
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Zangief saying:
Labels not make you happy
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Good...
Bad....
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You must love you
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Yea.. inside here!
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Whoa, whoa ..ok oh!
alright ..I get you..
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- Watch out, it's dripping
- Question, Ralph
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We've been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now
and tonight you.. you finally show up
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- Why is that?
- I donno, i just felt like coming
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I mean, i suppose it has something
to do with the fact that.. uh..
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Well.. today is the 30th Anniversary
of my game
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- Happy Anniversary, Ralph
- Thanks, Satan.
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- Err,. it's Satine, actually
- Got it!
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But here's the thing..
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I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore
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- You can't mess with the program Ralph.
- You're not going Turbo, are you?
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Turbo? No, i'm not going Turbo
C'mon guys!!
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Is it Turbo who don't want a friend?
Or a medal? or a piece of pie every once in a while?
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- Is it Turbo who want more out of life?
- Yess...
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Ralph, Ralph.. we get it!
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But we can't change who we are
And the sooner you accept that...
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..the better off your game
and your life will be.
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Hey, one game at a time, Ralph
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Now let's close out with the
Bad Guy Affirmation
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I am bad, and that's good
I will never be good
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And that's not bad
There's no one i'd rather be than me
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Ok guys, see you next week
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- Hang in therel, Ralph.
- Hey Zombie, don't forget your hatchet
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There you go
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Welcome to Game Central Station.
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Sub by: maXeer
MC
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Step aside sir, random security check
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- Random my behind, you always stop me!
- I'm just a sarge for tech and doing my job, sir.
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- Name?
- Lara Croft.
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- Name?
- Wreck-It Ralph.
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- And, where you're coming from?
- Uh...Pacman.
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- You bringing any fruit with you?
- No.
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- No, no fruit.
- Ok then, where you headin?
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- Uh.. Fix-it Felix Jr.
- Anything to declare?
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- I hate you
- I get that a lot.
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Proceed.
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Bad guy coming..
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If you leave your game
stay safe, stay alert..
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and whatever you do..
don't die..
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Because if you die outside your own game
you don't regenerate ever
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Game over.
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Here you go, buddy
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It's fresh.
It's straight from Pacman's
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Hang in there, guys
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- Name?
- Argggghhhh!!!
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Happy 30th Anniversary
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They're having a party without me
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Pacman? They invited Pacman?!!
That cherry chasing dot muncher isin't even on this game
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- Great party, Felix
- Why.. thank you, friend
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Felix... you're needed
on the dance floor
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Oh! I bet that's Mario
Fashionaby late, for the norm
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I'll get it, Felix.
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It's Ralph.
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- He'll wreck the party.
- Get rid of him, Felix.
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Oh right! I'll go talk to him
Carry on everyone
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Ralph, can i help you?
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Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you
I saw a big, uh.. explosion or something over the building there
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- Oh.. That was our.. just fireworks
- Fireworks, okay
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- Somebody's birthday.. or?
- Well... it's.. more of an anniversary
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- The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually
- What? is that today?
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- I know
- Oh, i'm such a dummy with dates
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- Anyway.. uh..Congratulations!
- Thank you, Ralph.. and to you too.
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Uh, just the heads up Felix
They're bringing out the cake in just a few shakes
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- Hey, Glenn!
- Ralph!
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Cake..Heard about this cake stuff
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Never had it. No one ever
seem to throw it out so i..
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it never, never ends up in the dump,
i never actually tasted it
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I always wanted to try cake
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I don't suppose you'd like to
come in have a slice? would you?
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Hello, everybody
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I'm okay, i'm okay
Fit as a fiddle
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- Now...You all know Ralph.
- Evening
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Evening Nel..
Lucy..
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- Don. Dana.
- Diana.
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- Big Gene!
- Why is he here?
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- He's just here for a slice of cake
- And, am a big part of the game technically speaking
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Uh. Why are you here, Gene?
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Oh look!!
The cake
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Well i'll be dit
You really outdone yourself, Mary.
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- Oh and look, there's all of us at the top
- Each appartment is everyone's favourite flavor
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- Your Woods, is red velvet
- Guilty!
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And lemon for Lucy
Brum cake for Gene.
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- And for Felix..
- Hey, Mary...
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Umm.. what.. what's the flavor of
that mud that i'm stuck in there
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- Hm?. Oh.. Chocolate
- Never been real fond of chocolate
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- Well, i did not know that
- One other little thing, i hate to be picky but..
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you know this angry little guy here would
might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else
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- See that? Look at that smile
- No, no no.. You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here
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Well what about this
we can make room
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Here, we can take turn..
Easy!
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- How about.. we just eat the cake?
- Hang on!
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Felix needs to be on the roof because
he's about to get his medal
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Well, how about we just take that medal
and give it to Ralph for once.
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- Would that be the end of the world Gene?
- Now you're just being ridiculous
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Only good guys win medals
and you, sir .. are no good guy
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I could be a good guy if i wanted to
And i could win a medal
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Uh huh? and when you do
come and talk to us
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And then would you finally let me
be on top of the cake with you guys?
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If you win a medal
We'll let you live up here in the Penthouse
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But it will never happen because
you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building
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- No, i'm not
- Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not!!!
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Yes, you are
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Alright, Gene, you know what?
I'm gonna win a medal
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Oh i am gonna win a medal
The shiniest medal this place has ever seen
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A medal that will be so good
that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants
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And goodnight
Thank you for the party
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- Is he serious?
- Oh please..where is a bad guy gonna win a medal?
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Of course he's not serious
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I've never been more serious
about anything in my life
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That's why i came straight here Tapper
You never give me a bum steer now..
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C'mon.. where can a guy like me
go and win a medal
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I don't think such a game exist, Ralph
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- Oh c'mon.. You know people, there's gotta be..
- Hey, Tapper, need a root beer
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Coming..
Hold that thought
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- Okay! As you were saying?
- I was saying...
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I can't spent another 30 years living alone in the garbage
I'm not going back without a medal
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Well, I don't know what to tell you
Maybe somebody left a medal here
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You're welcome to take tour
to lost and found
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Okay.. let's see what we got here
Oh!! Shoo, shoo
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C'mon, get down
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Mushroom?
No
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Wat is this?!
No
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Oh c'mon, Zangief
Gross
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What am i doing?
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Hey, excuse you !
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Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs
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We are humanity's last hope
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- Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs
- You ok there, space killer?
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We've only been plugged in a week
and everyday it's climb the building and fight bugs
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Climb the building fight more bugs
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Ya ya ya ya, right, look
Easy on the overall spaceman!
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- The toughs all over alright?
- And offer what.. a lousy medal??
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- Medal? You win a medal?
- Yea, Medal of Heroes
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- Is it shiny?
- Pretty shiny
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It says Hero on it?
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And you say, you win it
by climbing a building?
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- And fighting bugs
- Right, bugs. Listen,is there any chance i could go with you to your game
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- you know, maybe get one of those medals?
- Negatory.
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- Wha.. is that mean maybe?
- No. Look, only the bravest and the best..
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serve in our corps..
Bug!!!
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We are humanity's last hope
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Attention! The Arcade will open
in five minutes
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Please report to your game
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I can't feel my legs
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What is all this stuff
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Huh.. smells like Ralph in here
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Alright, what is.. what was it called?
Hero.. hero's something...
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Hero's.. uh.. duty .duty
Hero's duty
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Sorry, Q*bert.
It's me, Ralph
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The wall
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Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you,
Good to see you. You too, little fella
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Quarter Alarm.
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This is not a drill
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Sweet golden medal
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On a planet with no name
a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong
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You are humanity's
last hope
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Rootin tootin, ready for shooting
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Now listen up, cause i'm
only gonna say this once
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Fear is the four letter word, ladies
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You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy
slacks, keep it to yourself
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- It's make your mamma proud time
- I love my mamma
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Heads up
First Person Shooter coming through
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Oooh Robot
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Gameplay in three, two, one
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We are humanity's last hope
Our mission..
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Destroy all Cy-bugs
You ready rookie? Let's find out
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00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,852
Sweet engemawni
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00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:42,571
Wait a minute
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00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,028
Cy-Bug 12 o'clock
take it, rookie
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00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:59,687
Watch it, rookie
These monsters become what they eat
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00:19:01,815 --> 00:19:04,120
My gun
Give me that thing
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00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:10,587
Shoot the eggs
before they hatch
237
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:13,725
Oh no no, something
coming out of their bottom
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00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:19,046
- Oh gross
- Markowski, get back in formation
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00:19:19,865 --> 00:19:23,469
Alright ladies,
The kid and whispers and ticle fights stop now
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00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,629
- The entrance to the lab is straight ahead
- I'll meet you guys inside
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00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,836
- No..
- Thank you, hurry
242
00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:37,530
When did videogames become so violent and scary
243
00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:40,294
Take me out of here
244
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:42,928
Get him..
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00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,860
GAME OVER
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00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,320
What a ????
247
00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:52,077
Hey, get..get of me
It's game over. Stop it
248
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,962
Reaching up, reaching up
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00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:03,183
Cease fire, cease fire
250
00:20:07,704 --> 00:20:12,886
Attention! Return to start positions
251
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,698
Here, here let me help you there
Sorry about that, i just
252
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,318
- Ah yea, well you must be upset
- Markowski.
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00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,835
Who? Wow oh. ye.. me, i'm
Ya, i'm Markowski.
254
00:20:24,836 --> 00:20:29,829
- What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?
- No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
255
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:34,022
Never interfere with the
first person shooter.
256
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,772
Our job is to get the gamers
to the top of that building
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So they can get a medal
and that's it
258
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,308
- So, stick to the program, soldier
- Right, right.. aye aye!
259
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:47,516
- Quarter Alarm.
- Alright pussywillows. Back to start positions
260
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:52,713
Yea, right
No way i'm going through that again
261
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,757
The last really gives the medal, huh?
262
00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:04,855
New racers daily
Sweet
263
00:21:04,856 --> 00:21:08,470
- I got next game
- Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers
264
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,548
Oh..Sorry.
265
00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:28,298
Hmm.. Where is the
wrecking guy?
266
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:31,200
Where is Ralph?
He should be wrecking the building
267
00:21:31,828 --> 00:21:33,690
Shhh.. stick with the program
268
00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:35,847
Fix it Felix.
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00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:38,609
I can fix it
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00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:47,208
Ralph, quarter alert
Game on
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00:21:54,805 --> 00:21:57,695
- Do something, Felix.
- Just act natural
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00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:59,624
I'll fix it
273
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,609
Oh my reend! where is he?
274
00:22:13,977 --> 00:22:17,348
- Mister Litwak.
- What's the trouble sweetheart
275
00:22:17,349 --> 00:22:19,016
The game's busted
276
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,984
I can fix it
I can fix it
277
00:22:22,985 --> 00:22:27,268
Oh boy, looks like the game's
gone cuckoo like my nana
278
00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:29,508
Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back
279
00:22:29,509 --> 00:22:33,159
- But what about the game?
- I'll have someone look at it tomorrow
280
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,797
But if he can't fix it, it might be time
to put old Ralph and Felix out the pastures
281
00:22:37,798 --> 00:22:39,234
..like my nana
282
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:56,029
- Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order
- Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we are doomed
283
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,611
They're gonna pull our plug
284
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:03,174
Okay, everybody
calm down..
285
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,994
Ralph probably fell asleep in
the washroom of Tappers again
286
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:09,475
See?
There he is now
287
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,642
Why.. it's Q*Bert.
What brings you here, neighbour?
288
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,099
- What's he saying, Felix?
- Standby, my Q*Bertee is a little rusty
289
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,353
Ralph's gone Turbo!!
290
00:23:56,744 --> 00:23:58,216
Shining..
291
00:23:58,217 --> 00:24:01,312
Attention! The Arcade is now closed
292
00:24:01,313 --> 00:24:03,380
You get a load of Markowski
293
00:24:03,381 --> 00:24:07,095
Shut your chew-holes!
Cy-Bug.
294
00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:19,012
Taes
295
00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:31,581
- Slick tidly weeky pie size
- I'm Fix-it-Felix Jr ma'am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr.
296
00:24:32,812 --> 00:24:39,707
Yumani, jemani look at that
high-definition your face...
297
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,855
It's amazing
298
00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:45,748
Flattery, don't charge these batteries civilian
299
00:24:45,749 --> 00:24:48,188
Now state your business
300
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:51,756
- Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph.
- Never heard of him.
301
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:58,607
- Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here
- Impossible, nothing gets past me
302
00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:00,908
That came from the tower
303
00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:22,018
Nice shells be sH#!&!
304
00:25:23,516 --> 00:25:25,552
Okay..
that was easy
305
00:25:30,289 --> 00:25:33,748
Congratulations soldier
It is my honour to bestow upon you..
306
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:37,206
..the medal of heroes
307
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:56,337
- No way..
- Attention.
308
00:26:00,931 --> 00:26:04,068
History will long revere
your courage and sacrifice
309
00:26:04,069 --> 00:26:09,303
- Well..Thank you
- You have edged in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare
310
00:26:09,304 --> 00:26:11,735
Thanks guys
At ease...
311
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:15,255
You are the universe's greatest hero
312
00:26:18,365 --> 00:26:21,611
The living embodyment of
all these core represents
313
00:26:23,105 --> 00:26:27,324
Bravery, integrity,grace under pressure...
314
00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:31,994
- and above all... dignity
- Escape mode activated
315
00:26:41,776 --> 00:26:44,056
Incoming
316
00:26:49,099 --> 00:26:50,772
- Ralph.
- Cy-Bug.
317
00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:47,321
So long, sucker
318
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,812
Sugar Rush?
319
00:28:06,082 --> 00:28:08,199
Oh.. No!!
320
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,351
This is a candy go-cart game
over by the Wack-a Mole
321
00:28:12,352 --> 00:28:14,973
I gotta get out of here
322
00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:18,421
Oh no..My medal?? Whe..
whe.. wait.. where... ???
323
00:28:18,422 --> 00:28:21,858
No no no no no
my medal
324
00:28:47,523 --> 00:28:50,158
Hi, mister
325
00:28:50,837 --> 00:28:52,795
Hello
326
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,274
Man.. you scared me kid
327
00:28:55,748 --> 00:28:59,181
- Uh!!..Nearly soiled myself
- What's your name?
328
00:28:59,182 --> 00:29:03,440
- Uh...Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph.
- You're not from here, are you?.
329
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:08,345
No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area
I'm just doing some work here
330
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:11,058
- What kind of work?
- Just some routine candy tree trimming.
331
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,562
You probably wanna stand back.. in fact
This whole area is technically closed while we're trimming
332
00:29:16,597 --> 00:29:19,087
- Who's we?
- Candy tree department
333
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:21,988
- Oh, where's everybody else?
- Ah, it's just me today
334
00:29:21,989 --> 00:29:25,472
So you just meant like the royal 'we'?
335
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,575
Yup.. that's right
336
00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:30,016
- Hey, are you a hobo?
- No
337
00:29:30,017 --> 00:29:33,310
I am not a hobo
But i am busy,okay...
338
00:29:33,311 --> 00:29:35,694
- so, will you go.. go home
- What's that?
339
00:29:35,695 --> 00:29:39,380
Didn't hear you, your breath is
so bad it made my ears numb
340
00:29:39,381 --> 00:29:42,031
- Listen, i try to be nice
- i try to be nice
341
00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:44,661
- Your mimicking me
- Your mimicking me
342
00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:47,993
- Okay, that is rude...
- Okay, that is rude...
343
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:51,410
- and this conversation is over
- and this conversation is over
344
00:29:52,475 --> 00:29:54,788
I won't grab that branch if i were you
345
00:29:54,824 --> 00:29:58,454
- I'm from the candy tree department so i know what..
- It's a double stripe
346
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:03,840
Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!!
347
00:30:03,841 --> 00:30:06,380
Hey, why are your hand
so freakishly big?
348
00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:09,104
Uh.. i donno
Why are you so freakishly annoying?
349
00:30:09,105 --> 00:30:14,575
Why are you so freakishly..
Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin
350
00:30:14,576 --> 00:30:17,242
- Don't even think about it, that is mine
- Race you for it!
351
00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:19,549
Hey hey hey hey
I don't have to race for it
352
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:22,301
cause that's mine
353
00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:25,037
- The winner
- Give it back, give it
354
00:30:28,322 --> 00:30:30,247
Double stripe...
355
00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:35,079
Thank you
356
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,492
Wait, let me talk to you for one second
357
00:30:38,145 --> 00:30:43,708
- Ok, here's the thing, i'm not from the candy tree department
- Lying to a child
358
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:48,338
- Shame on you Ralph
- But, i wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal
359
00:30:48,873 --> 00:30:51,524
That's why i was climbing the tree..
It's mine, it's my
360
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:55,940
It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my
..it's my ticket to a better life
361
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:58,351
Yea, well, now it's my tic-ket
362
00:30:58,386 --> 00:31:00,237
- What the..
- See you champ!
363
00:31:00,272 --> 00:31:02,896
Come back..
I'll find you
364
00:31:02,932 --> 00:31:06,003
- I will find you
- Double stripe
365
00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:09,188
Nowhere to hide
366
00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:16,943
Yea, banged around in here like some kind of hot shot
Then he went barreling down into that..
367
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,503
- sweet little game like a crazy person
- Sugar Rush.
368
00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:26,260
Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster
than a chicken hawk can a coop of crippled roosters
369
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,651
- What was that now?
- What are you, a fig?
370
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:34,098
There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle
Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is?
371
00:31:34,389 --> 00:31:38,281
- I can't say that i do, ma'am
- Cy-Bugs are like a virus
372
00:31:38,381 --> 00:31:40,606
They don't know they're in a game
All they know is ...
373
00:31:40,641 --> 00:31:44,408
eat, kill, multiply
Without a beacon to stop them
374
00:31:44,409 --> 00:31:48,024
- ..they'll consume Sugar Rush
- But you think they'll stop there?
375
00:31:48,124 --> 00:31:49,736
- Yes!
- Wrong!.
376
00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:52,420
Viruses do not stop
377
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:55,260
Once those Cy-Bugs finish
off Sugar Rush..
378
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,657
..they'll invade every other game
until this Arcade is..
379
00:31:58,692 --> 00:32:03,155
nothing but a smoking husk
of forgotten dreams
380
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,261
Kohut, my cruiser.
381
00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:13,393
- Sheepers, is she always this intense?
- It's not her fault
382
00:32:13,652 --> 00:32:17,102
She's programmed with
the most tragic backstory ever
383
00:32:17,392 --> 00:32:19,976
One day she didn't do
a perimeter check
384
00:32:20,747 --> 00:32:22,536
Her wedding day
385
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,329
Wait, ma'am.
I'm going with you
386
00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:45,049
Like fun you are short stack
You die outside your game, you don't regenerate
387
00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:47,668
Well, neither do you, ma'am
388
00:32:47,768 --> 00:32:51,054
And it is my job to fix
what Ralph wrecks
389
00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:54,847
And i cannot ask you
to risk your life cleaning up his mess
390
00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:58,721
No flex on this one ma'am
I am coming along with you
391
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,055
Citizens of Sugar Rush.
392
00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:41,502
Just in time
393
00:33:42,214 --> 00:33:45,630
All hail, our rightful ruler
394
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,804
King Candy.
395
00:33:47,897 --> 00:33:51,270
Hallo, my loyal subjects
396
00:33:51,484 --> 00:33:53,394
Have some candy
397
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:59,194
Thank you for that stering introduction, Sour Bill.
398
00:33:59,807 --> 00:34:05,352
And thank you to today's avatars
It was a wonderful day of racing
399
00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:14,631
It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it's time
to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new avatars
400
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:21,755
The first 9 racers to cross that finish line
will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatar
401
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:25,690
- Race, race, race, race
- Calm down
402
00:34:25,888 --> 00:34:29,766
Listen, this event is pay to play
we all know this
403
00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:35,956
The fee to compete is one gold coin
from your previous winnings, if you have won
404
00:34:36,172 --> 00:34:37,869
Which i.. i have
405
00:34:37,904 --> 00:34:39,564
Let me go first
406
00:34:44,572 --> 00:34:46,863
King Candy.
407
00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:55,935
Taffyta Muttonfudge.
408
00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,126
Say sweet
409
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,691
Adorabeezle Winterpop.
410
00:35:01,407 --> 00:35:03,372
Gloyd Orangeboar.
411
00:35:05,385 --> 00:35:07,003
Coin stealer
412
00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:10,763
- Wait till i catch that brat
- Minty Zaki.
413
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,613
Snowanna Rainbeau
414
00:35:13,013 --> 00:35:14,645
Rancis Fluggerbutter.
415
00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,196
Jubileena Bing-Bing.
416
00:35:17,528 --> 00:35:19,516
Swizzle Malarkey.
417
00:35:20,198 --> 00:35:22,046
Candlehead.
418
00:35:29,414 --> 00:35:32,196
Sour Bill, who is that last one?
419
00:35:35,149 --> 00:35:38,416
- Vanellope von Schweetz.
- Yippie
420
00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:40,566
- I'm in the race
- Venellope?
421
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:44,634
The glitch.
422
00:35:44,669 --> 00:35:46,859
No, no
423
00:35:47,357 --> 00:35:50,874
Everything is alright
Security!!
424
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:54,321
- Come here, kid
- We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak
425
00:35:56,808 --> 00:35:59,010
Get back here
426
00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:04,367
You....
427
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,450
Give me back my medal right now
428
00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,488
- No, no...
- What is that?
429
00:36:25,965 --> 00:36:27,268
What are you doing?
430
00:36:36,468 --> 00:36:38,096
Come back here
431
00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:43,406
- Can't move
- Now, we got him
432
00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,204
Oh good, the cops
433
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,363
She went that way
Oww... what are you doing?
434
00:36:48,463 --> 00:36:51,671
Okay folks
Calm down
435
00:36:51,768 --> 00:36:55,446
Everything's alright
The monster's been caught.
436
00:36:55,481 --> 00:37:01,742
We'll repair all the damage
Don't worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens
437
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,001
And i'm in it
438
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:12,578
There is no way that
i am racing with a glitch
439
00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,516
Francis, Candlehead, come on.
440
00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:19,162
Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race
441
00:37:19,177 --> 00:37:22,943
And bring that thing to my castle
442
00:37:45,358 --> 00:37:50,539
Sour Bill, detafify this monster
so we can see what we're up against here
443
00:37:51,217 --> 00:37:52,617
Mmmkay..
444
00:37:54,092 --> 00:37:56,664
Milk my duds, it's Wreck-It Ralph?
445
00:37:56,699 --> 00:37:59,398
Ya, who are you?
The guy that make the donuts?
446
00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:02,771
Please, ... No!
I'm King Candy.
447
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:08,005
- I see you're a fan of pink
- Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm..
448
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,596
What are you doing here?
449
00:38:09,631 --> 00:38:11,151
Look! Your candiness
450
00:38:11,578 --> 00:38:13,448
This is just a big misunderstanding
451
00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:17,395
Just get me out of this cupcake
I'll get my medal, and i'll be out of your way
452
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:19,086
Your medal?
453
00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:21,919
Bad guys don't win medals
454
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:25,086
Well, this one did!
I earned it over in.. Hero's Duty.
455
00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:29,115
You game jumped? Ralph!
You're not going Turbo, are you?
456
00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:33,915
- What? No no no no..
- Because if you think you can come in here...
457
00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:36,311
to my kingdom and take over my game..
you've got another thing coming...
458
00:38:36,346 --> 00:38:38,251
Easy! Your Puffyness
459
00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:41,956
It's not my fault one of your children
of the candy corn stole my medal
460
00:38:41,991 --> 00:38:44,961
Children of the candy corn?
Who...?
461
00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:49,880
The glitch...the coin she used to buy
her way into the race, that was your medal?
462
00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:52,194
She did what?
I need that back
463
00:38:52,295 --> 00:38:57,456
Well, i'm afraid i can't help you,. it's gone
you know, it's.. it's nothing but code now
464
00:38:58,021 --> 00:39:02,059
and it will stay that way until someone
wins the cup at the end of the race
465
00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:05,709
Well, maybe i'll just have to have
a little talk with the winner then
466
00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:07,660
Is that a threat i smell?
467
00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:12,174
Bwlaaah..beyond..halitosis is so
obviously you're suffering from
468
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,833
Listen, nelly wafer, i'm not leaving without my medal
469
00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:17,631
Yes, you are!
470
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,515
Wynnchel, Duncan,
carry him out of that cupcake
471
00:39:20,615 --> 00:39:24,780
And on the first train back home
And if i ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph...
472
00:39:25,566 --> 00:39:27,478
..I'll lock you in my Fungeon
473
00:39:27,763 --> 00:39:32,440
- Fungeon?
- Fun-dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words?
474
00:39:32,658 --> 00:39:34,585
It's a Fu..
Never mind
475
00:39:34,685 --> 00:39:37,884
Now, i got a glitch to deal with
thanks to you
476
00:39:37,966 --> 00:39:41,700
Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph.
It hasn't been a pleasure.
477
00:39:46,248 --> 00:39:48,212
- It's hard as a rock
- I can see that
478
00:39:48,389 --> 00:39:49,733
- Get the tools
- What tools?
479
00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:50,824
Quiet you!
480
00:39:52,608 --> 00:39:55,336
- What?? No!
- Take it easy big boy
481
00:39:55,371 --> 00:39:57,249
- Stay away from me
- He's getting away
482
00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:04,714
Quick, call out the Devil-dogs
483
00:40:21,861 --> 00:40:23,531
Chocolate
I hate chocolate
484
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,066
I gotta get my medal back
485
00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:33,321
The pot goes to the winning racer
486
00:40:33,422 --> 00:40:36,045
Hey kids, can i talk to you for a second?
487
00:40:46,287 --> 00:40:48,526
Hello, fellow racers
488
00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:50,901
It's that little crumb snatcher
489
00:40:50,997 --> 00:40:54,189
Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis
you're looking well
490
00:40:54,224 --> 00:40:56,798
Came by to check out
the competition, huh?
491
00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:02,442
- Well, here it is the Lickety Split
- Jeez, looks like she built it herself
492
00:41:02,447 --> 00:41:03,393
Built it myself
493
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:07,206
Fastest pedal power west to the Wack-a-Mole
Check her out
494
00:41:11,576 --> 00:41:15,914
Oh..Vanellope
It's so.. you
495
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:19,147
But.. you have to back out of the race
496
00:41:19,718 --> 00:41:23,120
Oh no,i.. i don't, you know
cause i..i paid my fee...
497
00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:26,556
and i'm on the board
So, ya.. i'm definitely racing
498
00:41:26,642 --> 00:41:29,598
Ya, well.. King Candy says
glitches can't race
499
00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:33,102
I'm not a glitch, Taffyta
Just got pixlexie, okay
500
00:41:33,369 --> 00:41:35,702
The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope
501
00:41:35,737 --> 00:41:37,261
To protect us
502
00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:39,990
Say, i'm you..
i'm in my weird little car..
503
00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:44,097
and i'm driving and..
actually feel kinda cool for once..
504
00:41:44,132 --> 00:41:48,807
and then all of a sudden.. oh no..
i'm gli..gli..gli..gli...glitching
505
00:41:50,114 --> 00:41:55,107
- See, you're an accident just waiting to happen
- Oh no, i gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too
506
00:41:55,449 --> 00:41:57,513
- Oh hey hey, what are you doing?
- Uncool
507
00:41:57,979 --> 00:42:01,385
Stop. You're breaking it
508
00:42:02,339 --> 00:42:05,598
Please, i just wanna race like you guys
509
00:42:05,765 --> 00:42:09,362
You will never be a racer
because you're a glitch
510
00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:11,489
And that's all you'll ever be
511
00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:15,639
Hey.. leave her alone
512
00:42:18,511 --> 00:42:20,188
Let's get out of here
513
00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:29,234
Scram, you rotten little cavities
before i throw you in a mud
514
00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:37,450
What are you looking at?
515
00:42:38,252 --> 00:42:41,963
- You're welcome, you rotten little thief
- I'm not a thief
516
00:42:42,086 --> 00:42:46,875
I just borrowed your stupid coin
I was gonna give it back to you as soon as i won the race
517
00:42:46,928 --> 00:42:49,761
It's not a coin
It is a medal
518
00:42:49,981 --> 00:42:54,074
Coin, medal.. whatever...
just go back to your own dumb game and win another one
519
00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:58,550
I can't, i didn't win it in my game
I won it in Hero's Duty.
520
00:42:58,968 --> 00:43:00,650
Hero's Duty?
521
00:43:03,151 --> 00:43:04,755
It's not that kind of duty
522
00:43:04,811 --> 00:43:09,274
I bet you really get a 'watch where you step'
in a game called Hero's Duty?
523
00:43:10,362 --> 00:43:12,890
What'd you won the medal for, wiping??
524
00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:17,507
I hope you wash your hands
after you handle that medal..
525
00:43:17,607 --> 00:43:18,885
- Listen..
- One more, one more
526
00:43:18,921 --> 00:43:21,899
Why did the Hero flush the toilet?
527
00:43:22,148 --> 00:43:24,541
- Say 'why?'
- Why?
528
00:43:24,576 --> 00:43:29,702
- Because it was his 'duty' !
- How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little girlsnipe!
529
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:33,874
I earned that medal
You better get it back for me, too schweetz sister
530
00:43:33,975 --> 00:43:39,538
Well unless you've got a go-cart hidden in
the back-folds of your neck, i can't help it
531
00:43:45,134 --> 00:43:47,347
What a moron...
532
00:43:47,382 --> 00:43:51,975
Hey, genius..that's a jaw-breaker
You're never gonna...
533
00:43:57,603 --> 00:44:01,930
- Enjoy your little tantrum day, poor baby?
- Leave me alone
534
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:04,705
Look, you want that medal, right?
535
00:44:04,886 --> 00:44:08,139
And i want a race
So, here's what i'm thinking
536
00:44:08,368 --> 00:44:11,182
You help me get a new cart
a real cart
537
00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:14,358
and i'll win the race and get
you back your medal
538
00:44:14,466 --> 00:44:16,977
You want me..
to help you ???
539
00:44:17,012 --> 00:44:19,803
All you gotta do is break
something for me...
540
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:22,776
C'mon, what do you say, friend?
541
00:44:22,811 --> 00:44:24,471
We are not friends
542
00:44:24,505 --> 00:44:28,232
Oh. C'mon... pal
You son of a gun
543
00:44:28,386 --> 00:44:30,904
C'mon buddy
Just shake on it
544
00:44:31,693 --> 00:44:36,068
Ah.. c'mon jumbo
Ralph my man.. my main man...
545
00:44:36,454 --> 00:44:41,032
Hey, my arms getting tired
We have a deal or not?
546
00:44:42,828 --> 00:44:44,550
You better win
547
00:44:47,806 --> 00:44:51,883
Well, i'll say this much...
they don't call your friend 'Wreck-it' for nothing
548
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,034
There's the shuttle
549
00:44:58,224 --> 00:44:59,757
Is he in there?
550
00:44:59,886 --> 00:45:02,354
Nope. Lucky for him
551
00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:04,991
Otherwise, i would have slap his corpse
552
00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,916
No Cy-Bug either
553
00:45:07,951 --> 00:45:11,349
Gotta find it before it
lays it's filthy eggs
554
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:17,241
He came this way but the Sugar particles
in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor
555
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:18,930
Can't get a read on it
556
00:45:19,570 --> 00:45:22,510
So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh?
Why'd he go AWOL?
557
00:45:22,938 --> 00:45:26,990
I wish i knew, ma'am
he was acting all squirely last night
558
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:29,775
Going on about cake and medals
559
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,340
But, i never thought he'd go Turbo!
560
00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:34,117
Go Turbo??
561
00:45:34,152 --> 00:45:36,857
That's right,
you guys just got plugged in
562
00:45:36,892 --> 00:45:42,835
Well, back when the Arcade first open
TurboTime was by far the most popular game...
563
00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:44,855
- ..and Turbo...
- Turbotastic.
564
00:45:44,921 --> 00:45:47,464
Well, he loved the attention..
565
00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:52,251
- Turbotastic
- So, when Rogue Blaster got plugged in and
566
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,969
- stole Turbo's thunder
- New game
567
00:45:54,004 --> 00:45:56,807
- alright
- ...boy.. was he jealous.
568
00:45:56,842 --> 00:46:00,157
..so jealous that he abandoned..
569
00:46:00,245 --> 00:46:01,982
..his game
570
00:46:02,017 --> 00:46:05,134
- ..and try to take over the new one
- These are the greatest graphics i've ever seen
571
00:46:05,186 --> 00:46:08,164
- Turbotastic
- Hey, is that..??
572
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:12,154
- That looks like Turbo.
- What's Turbo doing in this game?
573
00:46:12,215 --> 00:46:14,988
Oh, c'mon
Mister Litwak
574
00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:21,056
Turbo ended up putting both games
and himself out of order
575
00:46:21,057 --> 00:46:22,849
...for good
576
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:27,785
Yes, The selfish man is like a mangy dog
chasing its own cautionary tail
577
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:29,861
I know..right?
578
00:46:30,096 --> 00:46:34,781
That's why i have to get Ralph home
or the same thing's gonna happen to my game
579
00:46:38,825 --> 00:46:40,456
- Ungh...Oh
- What is this?
580
00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,598
Nesquicksand?
581
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,929
Quicksand
582
00:46:44,964 --> 00:46:47,830
Oh, i'll hop out and
grab you one of those vines
583
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,588
I can't hop i'm hop-less
584
00:46:54,788 --> 00:46:57,207
This is hopeless
We're gonna drown here
585
00:46:57,303 --> 00:47:01,095
Stop draking, stop..stop moving
You're making us sink faster
586
00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,085
- We're gonna die..
- Get a hold of yourself
587
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,505
Ah, the vines
They are Laffy Taffy.
588
00:47:09,581 --> 00:47:11,951
They're attracted to whatever
makes them laugh
589
00:47:12,171 --> 00:47:13,840
Here, hit me again
590
00:47:17,649 --> 00:47:20,139
That's not funny enough
Harder.
591
00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:24,511
- Look, you're a nice guy i can't...
- No, ma'am.. the Arcade is depending on us
592
00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:27,665
Now do your duty
That's an or..
593
00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:32,490
It's working..
Hit me again
594
00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:34,515
Oooh.. your eye..
595
00:47:34,568 --> 00:47:36,263
I can fix it
596
00:47:36,451 --> 00:47:38,078
Now go....
597
00:47:38,301 --> 00:47:40,128
Fra..fantastic
598
00:47:40,271 --> 00:47:41,480
Again
599
00:47:41,957 --> 00:47:43,779
You mean business..
600
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,121
Killing
601
00:48:07,498 --> 00:48:10,598
s u b by:
m a X e e r ( M C )
602
00:48:19,389 --> 00:48:23,187
Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes
We've got work to do, let's go
603
00:48:25,621 --> 00:48:27,264
Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug
604
00:48:27,443 --> 00:48:29,202
C'mon, we'll get a better
view from the air
605
00:48:29,237 --> 00:48:30,864
You think you can fix that shuttle?
606
00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:33,552
Can do
607
00:48:57,789 --> 00:49:01,238
- Alright, do your thing knuckles, bust it open
- What's this?
608
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,027
You're a full-on criminal, aren't you?
609
00:49:03,062 --> 00:49:05,364
hey, we shook on it
610
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,597
Thank you, jeeps
611
00:49:12,267 --> 00:49:15,221
What is this place?
Where are the carts?
612
00:49:15,254 --> 00:49:17,644
- We gotta make one
- What? No no no no.
613
00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:20,525
Look kid, bad idea
Trust me, i don't make things
614
00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:21,749
I break things
615
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,440
Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping
outside your comfort zone then, gladius
616
00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:27,369
Ooh, this is a good one
617
00:49:27,709 --> 00:49:31,268
Welcome to the Bakery.
Let's bake a cart
618
00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:34,394
- What is this? Another game?
- Ya, well.. it's a mini game
619
00:49:34,494 --> 00:49:36,686
- You have one minute to win it
- What?
620
00:49:36,721 --> 00:49:39,325
- C'mon, Ralph.
- Now..Mixing.
621
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,804
Put the ingredients in the bowl
and throw away the trash
622
00:49:42,839 --> 00:49:44,267
- Hairbrush..
- No
623
00:49:44,274 --> 00:49:46,083
- Underpants..
- No, no
624
00:49:46,304 --> 00:49:49,125
- You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid.
- I'm trying
625
00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:51,676
Afterall, i'll do it
626
00:49:51,753 --> 00:49:52,887
No, yes
627
00:49:53,287 --> 00:49:55,696
Urgh!..Gross
Milk... yes yes..
628
00:49:57,121 --> 00:49:59,421
Bever up!
629
00:50:03,275 --> 00:50:05,632
C'mon, no sleeping on the job
630
00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,219
Baking
631
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,869
Pump up the head and hold
the perfect temperature
632
00:50:11,235 --> 00:50:13,381
- A little help here
- I'm on it
633
00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:17,963
- Ralph!??
- Yup, no bother.. i just ..give me this thing..
634
00:50:19,716 --> 00:50:23,462
Ok, good.. little more
Hold it, hold it
635
00:50:27,476 --> 00:50:30,996
- C'mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds
- Decorating
636
00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,245
- Wheels first
- How many?
637
00:50:32,345 --> 00:50:33,800
Four, doink
638
00:50:35,219 --> 00:50:39,047
- Now frosting, a butt load of frosting
- No problem
639
00:50:51,162 --> 00:50:52,822
Time's up!
640
00:50:52,857 --> 00:50:57,496
Congratulation you did it
and here's your cart
641
00:51:07,135 --> 00:51:09,045
Look, kid...
642
00:51:10,096 --> 00:51:11,775
I tried to warn you
643
00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:16,185
- i..i can't make things, i just...break
- I love it!
644
00:51:16,467 --> 00:51:18,080
You do?
645
00:51:18,142 --> 00:51:21,853
I love it!
I love it, i love it, i love it
646
00:51:21,888 --> 00:51:25,018
Look, it's got a real engine
and look at these wheels
647
00:51:26,771 --> 00:51:29,732
I love it
I finally have a real cart
648
00:51:30,377 --> 00:51:34,785
C'mon, a work of art like this
must be signed
649
00:51:45,325 --> 00:51:48,181
This is Beard Papa.
The glitch is in the Bakery.
650
00:51:48,216 --> 00:51:50,062
Get me King Candy.
651
00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:59,737
Well, what?? you have teeth?
I don't think i've ever seen you smile before
652
00:51:59,956 --> 00:52:01,370
I'm not smiling
it was...
653
00:52:01,950 --> 00:52:04,077
I'm gassy.. okay
654
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:08,174
Hold it right there, glitch
655
00:52:08,394 --> 00:52:10,014
And Wreck-It Ralph?
656
00:52:12,241 --> 00:52:14,728
Start the cart
start the cart...
657
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,114
- i.....
- What are you waiting for? c'mon let's go
658
00:52:18,163 --> 00:52:21,392
I..uh.. i ..don't know how
to drive a real cart
659
00:52:21,427 --> 00:52:23,203
You don't ...
What!?
660
00:52:23,238 --> 00:52:26,881
- Are you hurt, sire?
- No, he just glazed me
661
00:52:26,916 --> 00:52:29,552
- Get them
- Gain way
662
00:52:33,888 --> 00:52:35,549
Stop in the name of the king
663
00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:37,056
..that's me
664
00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:43,200
Get off the road
665
00:52:48,008 --> 00:52:50,566
Head for Diet Cola Mountain.
666
00:52:53,698 --> 00:52:55,517
- Drive into the wall..
- What?
667
00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:59,323
- Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops
- Are you crazy?
668
00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:00,949
Just do it
669
00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:14,053
Where'd they go?
670
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:16,184
Maybe.. they've just turned..
671
00:53:17,696 --> 00:53:20,841
Find that glitch
destroy that cart
672
00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:23,640
She can't be allowed to race
673
00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:29,618
So let me get this straight
674
00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:32,092
You don't know how to drive
675
00:53:32,127 --> 00:53:35,178
Well no, not technically
But i just thought that...
676
00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:40,746
What did you think? Oh.. i just i'll just
magically win the race just because i really want to
677
00:53:40,746 --> 00:53:45,049
Look wise guy, i know i'm a
racer, i can feel it in my cone
678
00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:49,351
That's it..!
i'm never getting my medal back
679
00:53:49,515 --> 00:53:55,685
- What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?
- The big whoop, well this may come as a shock to you..
680
00:53:55,785 --> 00:53:59,967
but in my game, i'm the bad guy
and i live in the garbage
681
00:54:00,002 --> 00:54:04,684
- Cool...
- No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring
682
00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,640
And that crummy medal
was gonna change all that
683
00:54:08,675 --> 00:54:11,915
I go home with that
baby around my neck then i'll get a
684
00:54:11,924 --> 00:54:16,152
penthouse, pies,
ice sculptures, fireworks
685
00:54:17,312 --> 00:54:20,815
- It's grown up stuffs, you wouldn't understand
- No, i get it
686
00:54:21,295 --> 00:54:23,790
That's exactly what racing
would do for me
687
00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:25,274
- Well, guess what?
- What?
688
00:54:25,374 --> 00:54:28,517
News flash..neither one of us
is getting what we want
689
00:54:31,245 --> 00:54:32,513
What was that?
690
00:54:45,272 --> 00:54:47,661
Diet Cola Hot Springs
691
00:54:47,697 --> 00:54:51,415
- Watch out for falling Mentos
- Ya, check it out, look
692
00:54:59,482 --> 00:55:02,558
Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash
That stuff is boiling hot
693
00:55:02,593 --> 00:55:04,761
Ya, i got that
thank you
694
00:55:05,331 --> 00:55:06,997
What is this dump?
695
00:55:07,032 --> 00:55:10,507
I think it's some sort of
unfinished bonus level
696
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,730
Ya, it's pretty cool, huh?
697
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:16,107
I found that secret opening
and now i live here
698
00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:18,241
See, oh
look look look look
699
00:55:18,859 --> 00:55:20,873
Welcome to my home
700
00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:27,014
I sleep in these candy wrappers
i like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady
701
00:55:28,187 --> 00:55:30,242
By yourself?
702
00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:32,627
With all these garbage around here?
703
00:55:33,463 --> 00:55:35,590
Well, ya
704
00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:39,786
I mean, everyone here says i'm just
the mistake and that i wasn't even suppose to exist
705
00:55:39,822 --> 00:55:41,581
What do you expect?
706
00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,149
Listen kid..
707
00:55:43,861 --> 00:55:46,419
I know it's none of my business
708
00:55:46,455 --> 00:55:48,955
but why do you even stick
around this game
709
00:55:49,248 --> 00:55:51,656
You really don't know anything,
do you?
710
00:55:51,691 --> 00:55:54,063
Glitches can't leave their games
711
00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:58,467
It's one of the joyous
of being me
712
00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:09,276
Hey, what are you doing?
C'mon..
713
00:56:09,871 --> 00:56:12,352
I know it's a dump
but it's all i got
714
00:56:12,387 --> 00:56:15,392
If you're gonna be a racer,
then, you'll have to learn how to drive
715
00:56:15,433 --> 00:56:17,043
You can't do that...
716
00:56:17,378 --> 00:56:18,744
without a track
717
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:25,412
Alright now..
718
00:56:25,499 --> 00:56:30,720
- Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do
- No wonder i'm driving..I'm gonna learn to drive.. i'm gonna..
719
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,838
- Oh wait, do you know how to drive?
- Ya, i mean, i haven't done it but...
720
00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:35,532
look, i flew a spaceship today okay
721
00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:38,794
- You crashed it
- Just get in, how hard can it be? okay
722
00:56:38,969 --> 00:56:40,650
Uh.. start it up
723
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,784
There you go
724
00:56:44,924 --> 00:56:47,536
- So there's some buttons on the floor
- Pedals
725
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,418
Pedals, right!
Now.. uh..
726
00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,764
Thats the 'go' pedal
727
00:56:53,799 --> 00:56:57,895
That, i believe is the stopper
728
00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:01,136
And this... wait
729
00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:03,122
What is this?
It doesn't do anything
730
00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,099
Woo, what's this joystick do?
731
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:08,498
Okay, good.
Let's try that again
732
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:44,344
That's good, keep going
Shift it again
733
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:52,543
I told you
Racing's in my cone
734
00:57:55,427 --> 00:57:59,619
- Is that little not the best?
- Hey you Ralphy, watch this
735
00:58:13,258 --> 00:58:14,900
Look out!
736
00:58:31,378 --> 00:58:33,093
So, how did i do?
737
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:36,990
Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain
738
00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:39,273
Righ right, that's a good note
739
00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:41,304
You gotta get that glitch under control kid
740
00:58:41,339 --> 00:58:43,012
Ok, i will i will and..
741
00:58:43,751 --> 00:58:46,114
And then, you think
i get a chance?
742
00:58:48,902 --> 00:58:49,873
Tiny
743
00:58:50,079 --> 00:58:53,475
Yes, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win
i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win
744
00:58:53,510 --> 00:58:55,158
- Top shelf
- Top shelf
745
00:59:08,034 --> 00:59:10,126
Did you find the..?
Tell me you found her..
746
00:59:11,847 --> 00:59:13,393
You didn't?
747
00:59:15,754 --> 00:59:17,864
Go, leave me.
748
00:59:39,398 --> 00:59:41,398
Up up down dwon..
hmm hmm.. hih ..hih
749
00:59:43,624 --> 00:59:45,368
Start.
750
00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:51,404
Oh.. Code
That's the sweet lifeblood of the game
751
00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:59,429
Where are you?
752
00:59:59,464 --> 01:00:02,940
The Stadium, no.
Jumbotrons
753
01:00:02,976 --> 01:00:04,465
Ahah!
There it is
754
01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,457
The winner's cup
755
01:00:07,930 --> 01:00:11,498
One of these things is not like
the others... it's you
756
01:00:11,533 --> 01:00:14,372
We're gonna give you
a nice new home
757
01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:27,852
Success
758
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:34,054
Sour Bill, i'm going out, you're in charge
of the castle until i get back
759
01:00:45,234 --> 01:00:48,802
Your face is still red, you might
wanna hit it again with your hammer
760
01:00:48,837 --> 01:00:51,637
Oh, that's not blood force trauma ma'am
761
01:00:51,654 --> 01:00:53,802
That's just the honey glow
in my cheeks
762
01:00:55,438 --> 01:00:58,540
- Okay..
- Ma'am, i just gotta tell ya
763
01:00:58,908 --> 01:01:02,687
You are one dynamite gal..
764
01:01:04,151 --> 01:01:08,064
Wow..
You are one dynamite gal..
765
01:01:08,537 --> 01:01:10,928
One dynamite gal
766
01:01:11,215 --> 01:01:14,637
Dynamite gal
767
01:01:14,662 --> 01:01:16,662
Dynamite....
768
01:01:20,951 --> 01:01:22,325
Get out
769
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,912
- All i said is you're a dynamite gal?
- I said get out
770
01:01:33,633 --> 01:01:36,598
Oh.. jimanny jamanny
771
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,846
Yes
772
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:50,461
I'm Fix-It Felix Jr, sir
from the game Fix-It Felix Jr.
773
01:01:50,473 --> 01:01:53,823
- Have you seen my friend Ralph?
- Wreck-It Ralph?
774
01:01:53,858 --> 01:01:55,319
Yes, yes that's him
775
01:01:55,354 --> 01:01:58,593
Should've lock him up
when we had the chance
776
01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:03,211
- Lock him up?
- Not making the same mistake with you
777
01:02:06,554 --> 01:02:10,443
Hurry hurry, let's go
time's a wastin' ..c'mon Ralph
778
01:02:10,478 --> 01:02:14,057
This is it, this is really happening
I almost don't believe it
779
01:02:14,092 --> 01:02:17,340
I mean, i have dreamt about it
for so long and now..
780
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:20,398
and now.. now i think
i'm gonna puke actually, i think i might puke
781
01:02:20,433 --> 01:02:22,081
You know, like a 'vurp'
782
01:02:22,116 --> 01:02:23,857
- A what?
- Vomit and a burp together
783
01:02:23,892 --> 01:02:28,127
and you can taste it, and it's just
like rising up Oh this is so exciting
784
01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:30,188
Yes, it is, it's exciting
785
01:02:30,223 --> 01:02:32,240
I mean am i ready
to be a real racer?
786
01:02:32,275 --> 01:02:34,326
Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?
787
01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:36,177
Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair?
788
01:02:37,225 --> 01:02:40,252
C'mon
Those people are gonna love you
789
01:02:40,472 --> 01:02:43,061
You know why?
Cause you're a winner
790
01:02:43,096 --> 01:02:45,393
- A winner
- And you're adorable
791
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:49,299
- I'm adorable
- And everyone loves an adorable winner
792
01:02:50,539 --> 01:02:54,167
Okay, c'mon
Listen to me, if you get nervous
793
01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:59,868
just keep telling yourslef 'I must win Ralph's
medal or his life will be ruined'
794
01:02:59,891 --> 01:03:02,712
- And have fun, got it?
- Got it!
795
01:03:03,810 --> 01:03:07,770
Oh wait!
Hold on..
796
01:03:07,805 --> 01:03:10,945
- Where you going?
- I forgot something, i'll be right back
797
01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:15,425
Kids
798
01:03:16,586 --> 01:03:19,459
- Ralph, there you are, hello
- Huh??
799
01:03:19,494 --> 01:03:22,332
- You!!
- No no, i come alone, unarmed
800
01:03:23,019 --> 01:03:26,803
- I've had enough of you, pillow pants
- Calm down, please
801
01:03:27,848 --> 01:03:30,389
I'm gonna beat the hella out of you
802
01:03:30,518 --> 01:03:32,409
You wouldn't hit a guy with
glasses, would you?
803
01:03:33,131 --> 01:03:35,874
You hit a guy with glasses, that's..
804
01:03:35,909 --> 01:03:38,786
- well played
- What do you want Candy?
805
01:03:38,822 --> 01:03:40,764
Listen, i just wanna talk to you
806
01:03:40,799 --> 01:03:43,730
I'm not intrested in anything
you have to say
807
01:03:43,765 --> 01:03:47,761
But how about this?
Are you interested...in this?
808
01:03:47,777 --> 01:03:51,225
- My medal..how did you..??
- It doesn't matter
809
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:53,906
here, it's yours
Go ahead and take it
810
01:03:57,506 --> 01:03:59,920
All i ask is that you hear me out
811
01:03:59,952 --> 01:04:02,141
About what?
812
01:04:02,176 --> 01:04:05,930
Ralph, do you know what the hardest
part about being a king is?
813
01:04:06,265 --> 01:04:08,014
Doing what's right
814
01:04:08,049 --> 01:04:10,078
- No matter what
- Get to the point
815
01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:11,831
Point being
I need your help
816
01:04:12,273 --> 01:04:17,259
Sad as it is,
Vanellope cannot be allowed to race
817
01:04:17,294 --> 01:04:20,952
- Why are you people so against her?
- I'm not against her..
818
01:04:20,988 --> 01:04:25,049
I'm trying to protect her.
If Vanellope wins that race..
819
01:04:25,084 --> 01:04:27,794
she'll be added to the race roster
820
01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:31,379
Then gamers can choose
the racer's avatar
821
01:04:32,314 --> 01:04:36,862
And when they see her glitching
and then get glitching in just being herself
822
01:04:36,913 --> 01:04:39,515
They'll think our game is broken
823
01:04:39,859 --> 01:04:42,189
We'll be put
ourt of order for good
824
01:04:43,263 --> 01:04:45,922
All my subjects will be homeless
825
01:04:47,686 --> 01:04:51,657
But there is one who cannot escape
because she's a glitch
826
01:04:51,692 --> 01:04:54,772
Help.
Somebody help me..
827
01:04:54,807 --> 01:04:57,378
When the game's plug is pulled
828
01:04:59,745 --> 01:05:02,284
she'll die with it
829
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,177
You don't know that will happen
830
01:05:05,212 --> 01:05:09,213
- The gamers could love her
- And if they don't?
831
01:05:15,856 --> 01:05:21,593
I know it's tough, but heroes have
to make the tough choices, don't they?
832
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:25,283
She can't race Ralph
but...
833
01:05:25,318 --> 01:05:27,281
She won't listen to me
834
01:05:27,325 --> 01:05:31,611
So, can i count on you to
talk a little sense into her?
835
01:05:33,476 --> 01:05:38,020
Very good
Uh.. I'll give you two some time alone
836
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,116
I'm back..
837
01:06:06,683 --> 01:06:09,177
- Did you miss me?
- Yea..Uh..
838
01:06:10,818 --> 01:06:14,640
- Hey, can we talk for a second?
- Wait, first kneel down
839
01:06:14,645 --> 01:06:17,289
- What? no no. w.we really..
- You just do it!
840
01:06:17,414 --> 01:06:18,914
Okay
841
01:06:19,787 --> 01:06:22,351
Now, close your eyes
842
01:06:22,391 --> 01:06:23,928
- Vanellope..
- Shut.. close them
843
01:06:28,237 --> 01:06:30,718
Okay, open them up
844
01:06:32,133 --> 01:06:35,248
To Stinkbrain
Jee, thanks
845
01:06:35,348 --> 01:06:38,825
Turn it over
"YOURE MY HERO"
846
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:42,535
I made it for you
Just in case we don't win
847
01:06:42,573 --> 01:06:46,265
Not that i think there's even a
remote chance we're not gonna win
848
01:06:46,392 --> 01:06:51,855
- Thanks kid..Uhmm, listen
- Now.. rise, my royal champ
849
01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,366
I've got a date with destiny
850
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:57,251
Ralph, c'mon
move your molases
851
01:06:58,405 --> 01:07:01,437
- Uh, i've been thinking
- That's dangerous
852
01:07:01,472 --> 01:07:04,602
Who cares about this
stupid race anyway? Right?
853
01:07:04,637 --> 01:07:07,834
- That's not very funny, Ralph
- No, i'm serious and..uh..
854
01:07:08,026 --> 01:07:11,555
It was really fun to build the cart
and everything but.. maybe..
855
01:07:11,590 --> 01:07:15,577
- maybe, you shouldn't do it
- Uh.. Hello? Is Ralph in there?
856
01:07:15,597 --> 01:07:20,023
- I'd like to speak to him please
- Look what i'm saying is, you can't be a racer
857
01:07:20,242 --> 01:07:23,957
What?
why would you..
858
01:07:24,557 --> 01:07:27,067
Wait a minute..
859
01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:29,710
- No.
- Where did you get this?
860
01:07:30,059 --> 01:07:33,522
Look, i'm gonna be straight with you kid,
I've been talking to King Candy..
861
01:07:34,073 --> 01:07:37,015
- King Candy? You sold me out?
- Yea
862
01:07:37,016 --> 01:07:39,166
No, i didn't..
Listen, you don't understand
863
01:07:39,247 --> 01:07:41,488
No i understand,
plunny traitor!
864
01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:44,092
- I'm not a traitor, listen..
- You're a rat
865
01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:47,520
and i don't need you
and i can win the race on my own
866
01:07:47,555 --> 01:07:51,234
- But i'm trying to save your skin, kid
- Put me down, let me go..
867
01:07:51,269 --> 01:07:54,444
No, you listen to me,you know whats gonna
happen when the players see you glitching
868
01:07:54,479 --> 01:07:57,523
- They're gonna think the game's broken
- I don't care, you're a liar
869
01:07:57,558 --> 01:07:59,883
Yo, you better care because if your game
goes out of order
870
01:07:59,919 --> 01:08:03,299
- you go down with the ship later, thats true
- I'm not listening to you, get out of my way
871
01:08:03,632 --> 01:08:06,032
- I'm going to that race
- No, you're not
872
01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:10,839
- Take me down from here, Ralph... right now
- No
873
01:08:11,268 --> 01:08:13,476
I'm doing this for your own good
874
01:08:15,366 --> 01:08:17,476
Wait, wait wait
875
01:08:17,979 --> 01:08:22,234
No.. no.. no no no no
Please Ralph...
876
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:25,465
No....
Stop it! ..Stop it...
877
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,663
No...
878
01:08:43,564 --> 01:08:46,889
You really are a bad guy
879
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:24,623
Hello, anybody home?
880
01:09:25,793 --> 01:09:27,193
Felix..
Mary..
881
01:09:27,219 --> 01:09:33,109
- Well, you actually went and did it
- Gene, where is everybody?
882
01:09:33,436 --> 01:09:38,214
They're gone, after Felix went to find you
and then didn't come back
883
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:40,796
Everyone panicked and
abandon ship
884
01:09:40,831 --> 01:09:44,725
- But.. but, i'm here now?
- It's too late, Ralph
885
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,684
Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning
886
01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:03,191
But, never let it be said that
i'm not a man of my word
887
01:10:03,319 --> 01:10:06,652
The place is yours, Ralph.
Enjoy.
888
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:11,344
Gene, wait, wait
889
01:10:11,953 --> 01:10:14,714
Listen, this is not what i wanted
890
01:10:14,805 --> 01:10:19,492
- Well, what did you want, Ralph?
- I don't know.. i.. i just
891
01:10:22,411 --> 01:10:25,705
I was just tired of living alone
in the garbage
892
01:10:26,747 --> 01:10:30,157
Well now, you can live alone
in the Penthouse
893
01:11:36,923 --> 01:11:40,266
Hey cough-drop,
explain something to me
894
01:11:40,301 --> 01:11:42,823
If Vanellope was never meant to exist...
895
01:11:42,936 --> 01:11:45,912
then why is her picture on
the side of the game console?
896
01:11:49,993 --> 01:11:53,828
- What's going on in this candy coated
hearted darkness?
- Nothing...
897
01:11:53,863 --> 01:11:55,578
- Talk.. - No
- I'll lick you..
898
01:11:55,761 --> 01:11:57,123
- You wouldn't
- Oh yea?
899
01:11:58,869 --> 01:12:00,877
That's like sand-paper
900
01:12:01,435 --> 01:12:04,458
Wonder how many licks it will take
to get to your centre?
901
01:12:04,493 --> 01:12:07,506
- Well, say that to my grave..
- Fair enough!
902
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,301
They call you Sour Bill for a reason
903
01:12:13,956 --> 01:12:17,449
- Had it enough yet?
- Okay okay, i'll talk, i'll talk.
904
01:12:17,484 --> 01:12:21,692
Vanellope was a racer until
King Candy try to delete her code
905
01:12:21,727 --> 01:12:25,383
Try to delete her code?
So, that's why she's a glitch
906
01:12:25,418 --> 01:12:28,092
- Why is he doing this to her?
- I don't know.
907
01:12:28,127 --> 01:12:31,763
- Suit yourself
- No no no, i swear i don't know
908
01:12:31,798 --> 01:12:35,720
He literally locked up our memory
and i cannot remember
909
01:12:35,721 --> 01:12:38,748
Nobody can
But, i do know this..
910
01:12:38,783 --> 01:12:43,258
He'll do anything to keep her from racing
because if she crosses the finish line...
911
01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:46,559
the game will reset
and she won't be a glitch anymore
912
01:12:46,595 --> 01:12:49,818
- Where is she now?
- In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix. -Felix??
913
01:12:49,853 --> 01:12:52,309
I'm sorry, that's all i know
that's all i know, i swear
914
01:12:52,378 --> 01:12:56,729
No please don't put me back
in your filthy mouth again
915
01:12:58,847 --> 01:13:03,523
- Stick around
- Yes, okay i will, i will.. thank you
916
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,903
C'mon
I know you're out there
917
01:13:10,099 --> 01:13:13,417
Saccharin saturated nightmare
918
01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:19,429
Where?
919
01:13:34,745 --> 01:13:39,748
Doomsday and Armageddon just had
a baby, and it is ugly
920
01:13:41,778 --> 01:13:46,420
Hello, hello... somebody?
Anybody?
921
01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:49,053
Please let me out
922
01:13:49,886 --> 01:13:54,194
What is that.. what he says...?
I'm gonna wreck it
923
01:13:57,431 --> 01:14:00,715
Why do i fix everything i touch?
924
01:14:04,494 --> 01:14:08,218
- Felix
- Ralph, i'm so glad to see you
925
01:14:08,780 --> 01:14:12,541
No, wait.. i'm not
What do you have to say for yourself?
926
01:14:12,576 --> 01:14:15,709
Wait, i don't want to hear
I'm not talking to you
927
01:14:15,744 --> 01:14:17,295
Okay, don't talk
That's fine
928
01:14:17,330 --> 01:14:19,325
But you have to fix this go-cart
for me pronto
929
01:14:19,425 --> 01:14:22,862
I don't have to do boo
Forgive my potty mouth
930
01:14:22,898 --> 01:14:25,893
I'm just so..
so crossed with you
931
01:14:26,259 --> 01:14:28,273
Do you have any idea
what you put me through?
932
01:14:28,308 --> 01:14:34,116
I were in Hickelty pickelty all over creation
looking for you, i almost drowned in chocolate milk mix
933
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:37,970
And then, i met the most
dynamite gal
934
01:14:37,998 --> 01:14:41,743
Oh.. she gives me the
honey glow, something aweful
935
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:47,059
But, she rebuff my affections
And then, i got thrown in jail
936
01:14:47,094 --> 01:14:48,594
Felix, pull yourself together
937
01:14:48,629 --> 01:14:53,984
No, Ralph you don't know what
it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal
938
01:14:54,358 --> 01:14:57,653
Yes, i do
That's everyday in my life
939
01:14:58,284 --> 01:15:01,069
- It is?
- Which is why i ran off
940
01:15:01,104 --> 01:15:03,271
I try to be a good guy
but i'm not
941
01:15:03,306 --> 01:15:06,284
Just a bad guy
and i need your help
942
01:15:06,319 --> 01:15:08,455
There's a little girl
whose only hope is this cart
943
01:15:08,490 --> 01:15:10,403
Please, Felix fix it
944
01:15:10,831 --> 01:15:14,014
And i promise i will never try
to be good again
945
01:15:37,552 --> 01:15:40,118
I know, i know, i know
i'm an idiot
946
01:15:40,584 --> 01:15:43,825
- And?
- and a real Numbskull
947
01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:46,831
- And?
- a selfish diaper baby.
948
01:15:46,866 --> 01:15:51,249
- And?
- and.. a Stinkbrain.
949
01:15:51,284 --> 01:15:54,435
The stinkiest brain ever
950
01:16:16,594 --> 01:16:21,929
My sweet subjects, i came without a
flinch of hesitation to show you
951
01:16:22,068 --> 01:16:24,914
that i have never been
so happy in all my life
952
01:16:24,949 --> 01:16:27,221
to say the following words
953
01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:31,132
Let the Random Roster Race commence
954
01:16:47,665 --> 01:16:53,616
Okay, remember.. you don't have to win
Just cross that finish line and you'll be a real racer
955
01:16:53,704 --> 01:16:55,621
I'm already a real racer
956
01:16:58,190 --> 01:17:00,442
And i'm gonna win
957
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:25,197
Power Up.
958
01:17:32,745 --> 01:17:34,908
Oh..
A La Mode.
959
01:17:38,605 --> 01:17:40,655
Sweet Seekers.
960
01:17:40,810 --> 01:17:43,112
Have some candy
961
01:18:00,668 --> 01:18:05,038
Behind you..
Infront of you..
962
01:18:11,947 --> 01:18:15,101
- It's the glitch
- The glitch
963
01:18:15,137 --> 01:18:17,603
Light 'em up Candlehead
964
01:18:20,352 --> 01:18:23,639
What's this?
Cherry Bomb.
965
01:18:30,305 --> 01:18:33,480
I told you
You're just an accident waiting to happen
966
01:18:50,967 --> 01:18:52,774
My candle...
967
01:18:53,566 --> 01:18:56,327
Alright, gotta keep it under control
968
01:18:56,389 --> 01:18:58,543
No more glitching
969
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:02,720
Okay kid, let's finish this thing
without any more surprises
970
01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:05,834
Hope you're happy jump-pile
971
01:19:05,869 --> 01:19:08,851
This game is going down and
it's all your fault
972
01:19:08,886 --> 01:19:11,555
- My lady, you came back
- Canned it, Fix-It.
973
01:19:11,709 --> 01:19:14,695
That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied
974
01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:17,973
No, it died in the taffy swamp
believe me
975
01:19:20,429 --> 01:19:22,918
You're wrong!
976
01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:33,023
Listen up people,
head to Game Central Station, now..
977
01:19:33,145 --> 01:19:35,122
Move it let's go
let's go
978
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,711
No
979
01:20:27,433 --> 01:20:32,693
- Get off of my track
- hey, what are you crazy?
980
01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:38,306
I forbid you to cross
that finish line
981
01:20:39,483 --> 01:20:42,100
Knock it out
982
01:20:43,243 --> 01:20:47,686
- Ralph, look
- Kid...
983
01:20:49,516 --> 01:20:54,349
- No, Stop it. - Let me.. urgh!!
- Not letting you undo all my hard work
984
01:20:56,570 --> 01:20:58,695
Is that....
985
01:21:00,179 --> 01:21:02,681
No way....
986
01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:07,306
- What the... Who are you??
- I'm Turbo
987
01:21:07,345 --> 01:21:09,705
The greatest racer ever
988
01:21:09,890 --> 01:21:12,969
And i did not reprogram
this world to let you
989
01:21:13,004 --> 01:21:17,795
and that holocust riddled warhock
take it away from me
990
01:21:19,347 --> 01:21:20,944
Turbotastic
991
01:21:21,369 --> 01:21:24,034
End of the line, glitch
992
01:21:24,738 --> 01:21:27,367
Glitch. That's it
993
01:21:27,467 --> 01:21:30,802
C'mon, Vanellope. I know you said
you wouldn't do it again...
994
01:21:30,837 --> 01:21:35,590
But you're gonna do it one more time
Just focus and concentrate
995
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:39,200
And..
Glitch.
996
01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:41,737
No
997
01:21:42,706 --> 01:21:47,504
Sweet mother of monkey milk
I did it
998
01:21:47,690 --> 01:21:49,939
No
999
01:21:54,731 --> 01:21:58,268
Bring it home kid
The finish line's wide open
1000
01:22:12,488 --> 01:22:15,059
No
1001
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,970
Kid, kid are you okay?
1002
01:22:17,005 --> 01:22:19,351
I'm fine, i'm fine
Let's finish this race
1003
01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:27,289
- Oh my randd!!
- Alright C'mon we gotta get out of here
1004
01:22:27,324 --> 01:22:30,955
- But i didn't cross the finish line
- There is no finish line
1005
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,358
Move it or lose it people
c'mon everybody out now
1006
01:22:36,672 --> 01:22:39,347
- Ralph, it's not gonna work
- We gotta try
1007
01:22:43,549 --> 01:22:45,847
- Kid
- Ralph i told you i can't leave the game
1008
01:22:46,414 --> 01:22:48,750
- C'mon
- Ralph, just stop
1009
01:22:49,541 --> 01:22:53,249
- It's gotta work
- Stop, it's no use
1010
01:23:01,818 --> 01:23:04,181
It's okay, Ralph.
1011
01:23:05,575 --> 01:23:09,138
Alright Fix-It, that's everyone
now we gotta blow up this exit
1012
01:23:11,655 --> 01:23:14,141
Just go,
go without me
1013
01:23:14,955 --> 01:23:17,517
- What about this game?
- Nothing we can do about it
1014
01:23:17,552 --> 01:23:21,680
Without a beacon, there's no way
to stop these monsters
1015
01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:28,697
Beacon..
stay with Felix
1016
01:23:29,135 --> 01:23:32,020
- Let me borrow that thing lady
- Ralph, where are you going?
1017
01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:34,156
I got some wrecking to do
1018
01:23:34,255 --> 01:23:36,986
- I'll meet you at the finish line
- No, wait
1019
01:23:37,021 --> 01:23:39,002
Fix-It, get behind me
1020
01:23:58,703 --> 01:24:00,281
One more..
1021
01:24:02,562 --> 01:24:06,241
- Welcome to the Boss Level
- Turbo.
1022
01:24:07,035 --> 01:24:13,847
Because of you, Ralph, i'm now
the most powerful virus in the Arcade
1023
01:24:14,261 --> 01:24:16,231
I can take over any game i want
1024
01:24:16,266 --> 01:24:20,671
I should thank you
but.. it'd be more fun to kill you
1025
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,972
Get back here little guy
1026
01:24:33,337 --> 01:24:35,370
Where do you think you're going?
1027
01:24:39,752 --> 01:24:41,970
I'm not through with you yet
1028
01:24:42,005 --> 01:24:44,188
- Up we go
- No
1029
01:24:50,217 --> 01:24:52,922
Fall back
1030
01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:56,331
Kid
1031
01:25:02,302 --> 01:25:04,491
Look at that, it's your little friend
1032
01:25:05,332 --> 01:25:08,358
Let's watch her die together,
shall we
1033
01:25:08,467 --> 01:25:10,434
No
1034
01:25:11,129 --> 01:25:15,521
- It's game over for both of you
- No
1035
01:25:16,079 --> 01:25:18,602
Just for me
1036
01:25:27,157 --> 01:25:30,164
I'm bad, and that's good
1037
01:25:30,841 --> 01:25:33,968
I will never be good
and that's not bad
1038
01:25:36,318 --> 01:25:42,207
There's no one i'd rather be..
..than me
1039
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,929
- Kid
- Don't worry, i got it under control
1040
01:26:39,529 --> 01:26:43,856
Why are you going into the light...
1041
01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:49,787
No, no..
Yea.
1042
01:26:51,024 --> 01:26:54,732
Go into the light
1043
01:27:01,746 --> 01:27:06,594
Chocolate, it's chocolate
I love chocolate
1044
01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:10,464
Beautiful chocolate
1045
01:27:11,210 --> 01:27:15,078
You did it, Ralph.
Oh..Way to go brother
1046
01:27:21,190 --> 01:27:23,792
I'm... es..
1047
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,412
- All fixed
- You ready for this?
1048
01:27:32,447 --> 01:27:34,542
Ready as i'll ever be
1049
01:27:43,265 --> 01:27:46,140
Look at all the magic sparkles
1050
01:28:16,149 --> 01:28:18,555
Now, i remember
1051
01:28:19,530 --> 01:28:24,042
All hail, the rightful ruler
of Sugar Rush.
1052
01:28:24,077 --> 01:28:26,312
Princess Vanellope.
1053
01:28:26,347 --> 01:28:29,140
I remember
She's a princess
1054
01:28:29,175 --> 01:28:32,170
- That's right
- We are so sorry about the way we treated you
1055
01:28:32,205 --> 01:28:33,365
Ya, those were jokes..
1056
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:36,985
See, i was just doing
what Taffyta told me to
1057
01:28:37,020 --> 01:28:41,924
Tat tat! as your merciful princess
i hereby decree that
1058
01:28:42,060 --> 01:28:47,163
everyone who has ever
mean to be shall be...
1059
01:28:47,198 --> 01:28:49,785
- ..executed
- What?
1060
01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:52,167
- No no no, please please
- Oh my lamnd
1061
01:28:52,202 --> 01:28:54,673
Oh this place just got interesting
1062
01:28:55,055 --> 01:28:57,923
- I don't wanna die
- I'm just kidding
1063
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,494
- You are?
- Stop crying, Taffyta.
1064
01:29:00,529 --> 01:29:02,874
I'm trying but..
it won't stop
1065
01:29:03,645 --> 01:29:06,704
Wow.. so this is
the real you?
1066
01:29:07,475 --> 01:29:10,563
- Princess..
- Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?
1067
01:29:10,598 --> 01:29:16,071
C'mon, this isn't me
This is me
1068
01:29:16,961 --> 01:29:20,921
Look, the code may say i'm a princess but,
i know who i really am Ralph
1069
01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:24,357
I'm a racer with the greatest
superpower ever
1070
01:29:24,392 --> 01:29:25,977
I was here
I was there.
1071
01:29:26,012 --> 01:29:28,981
I was glitching through the wall
I'm not giving that up
1072
01:29:29,639 --> 01:29:34,663
- Pardon me for asking but, without a princess,who's gonna lead us?
- Yea who?
1073
01:29:35,462 --> 01:29:40,917
Uh.. me. I'm thinking more along
the lines of a constitutional democracy
1074
01:29:40,952 --> 01:29:44,199
President Vanellope von Schweetz.
1075
01:29:44,249 --> 01:29:46,515
Has a nice ring to it don't you think?
1076
01:29:47,687 --> 01:29:51,997
Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade's about to open.
Let's move 'em out
1077
01:29:59,514 --> 01:30:02,525
You know you could just stay here
and live in the castle
1078
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,303
You'd have your own wing
where no one would
1079
01:30:05,338 --> 01:30:08,357
ever complain about you or
treat you bad ever again
1080
01:30:08,393 --> 01:30:10,536
You could be happy
1081
01:30:10,905 --> 01:30:13,051
I'm already happy
1082
01:30:13,086 --> 01:30:15,601
Got the coolest friend in the world
1083
01:30:15,870 --> 01:30:18,787
And besides, i've got a job to do too
1084
01:30:18,822 --> 01:30:22,116
May not be as fancy as
being president...
1085
01:30:22,151 --> 01:30:25,515
but it's my duty
And it's a big duty
1086
01:30:26,519 --> 01:30:28,734
Ralph, you coming brother?
1087
01:30:29,932 --> 01:30:32,743
See you later, president Fartfeathers.
1088
01:30:32,810 --> 01:30:36,364
Au revoir, admiral Underpants.
1089
01:30:36,547 --> 01:30:39,320
And farewell, bareness Boogerface.
1090
01:30:39,355 --> 01:30:41,706
Goodbye, major Bodyodour.
1091
01:30:41,739 --> 01:30:44,222
Hasta la vista.
1092
01:30:44,358 --> 01:30:46,690
- Ralph..
- Alright, to be continued
1093
01:31:00,969 --> 01:31:03,344
I'm gonna wreck it
1094
01:31:04,232 --> 01:31:07,439
Hey, Ralph's back
Isn't it great?
1095
01:31:08,028 --> 01:31:11,839
- The game's all here
- So, i'm happy to report...
1096
01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:16,469
and you'll be happy to hear
i'm taking life one game at a time
1097
01:31:18,102 --> 01:31:20,523
First, the job hasn't change
1098
01:31:20,558 --> 01:31:25,142
But, news flash..
The Nicelanders are being nice to me
1099
01:31:25,428 --> 01:31:29,025
And you know that got me thinking about
those poor guys left without a game
1100
01:31:29,674 --> 01:31:31,715
- So here's what we did
- We're going to wreck it!
1101
01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:34,392
We ask them to help us out
in the bonus level
1102
01:31:34,781 --> 01:31:36,298
We can fix it!
1103
01:31:36,556 --> 01:31:39,866
I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been
this popular in years
1104
01:31:39,901 --> 01:31:44,555
It's crazy
The gamers say we're Retro
1105
01:31:44,590 --> 01:31:47,135
which...It means...
Old.. but Cool
1106
01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,464
How come I never
noticed this game
1107
01:31:48,499 --> 01:31:52,007
Oh and i decided that living in
a dump wasn't making me feel very good
1108
01:31:52,042 --> 01:31:56,719
So, i cleaned it up, built myself a little shack
and a couple for the new guys too
1109
01:31:57,318 --> 01:32:00,433
Well, with a little help from Felix
1110
01:32:00,468 --> 01:32:03,875
Oh and guess who is the best man
at his and Calhoun's wedding?
1111
01:32:03,910 --> 01:32:07,104
That's right my friend
Old ham hands himself
1112
01:32:07,328 --> 01:32:10,684
Very elegant affair,
should've seen her, lot of grandeur.
1113
01:32:10,719 --> 01:32:13,041
And not a single bug
1114
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:20,125
And let's just say
some tears were shed.
1115
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:25,194
But i gotta say,
the best part of my day...
1116
01:32:25,229 --> 01:32:27,435
is when i get thrown off the roof...
1117
01:32:28,733 --> 01:32:31,175
because when the Nicelanders lift me up..
1118
01:32:31,799 --> 01:32:34,351
i get a perfect view of Sugar Rush
1119
01:32:34,881 --> 01:32:37,105
And i can see Vanellope racing
1120
01:32:40,969 --> 01:32:42,672
The kid's a natural..
1121
01:32:42,873 --> 01:32:45,922
And the players love her
glitch and all
1122
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,116
Just like i knew they would
1123
01:32:49,104 --> 01:32:53,185
Turns out i don't need a medal
to tell me i'm a good guy
1124
01:32:54,055 --> 01:32:56,844
Cause, if that little kid likes me...
1125
01:32:59,805 --> 01:33:02,148
How bad can i be?
1126
01:33:18,608 --> 01:33:22,410
# switch on the sky
and the stars glow for you
1127
01:33:22,412 --> 01:33:26,148
# go see the world
'cause it's all so brandw
1128
01:33:26,150 --> 01:33:30,318
# don't close your eyes 'caue
your future's ready to shine
1129
01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:33,988
# it's just a matter of e
before we learn how to fy
1130
01:33:34,790 --> 01:33:38,426
# welcome to the rhythm
of the night
1131
01:33:38,428 --> 01:33:42,429
# there's something in the ar
you can't deny
1132
01:33:42,431 --> 01:33:43,198
(muttering)
1133
01:33:47,203 --> 01:33:50,739
# it's been fun but now
I've got to go
1134
01:33:50,741 --> 01:33:53,241
# life is way too short
to take it slow
1135
01:33:54,710 --> 01:33:58,847
# but before I go
and hit the road
1136
01:33:58,849 --> 01:34:03,684
# I gotta know, 'til then
when can we do this again?
1137
01:34:05,388 --> 01:34:07,488
# when can I
see you again?
1138
01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:11,292
# when can we
do this again?
1139
01:34:13,263 --> 01:34:18,866
# I gotta know
when can I see you again?
1140
01:34:22,001 --> 01:34:25,938
# joined at the hip
your sidekick needs you
1141
01:34:25,940 --> 01:34:29,908
# life is a trip down
the road map leads you
1142
01:34:29,910 --> 01:34:33,746
# look all around at
the mountains you haven't climbed
1143
01:34:33,748 --> 01:34:37,815
# it's just a matter of e
before we learn how to fy
1144
01:34:38,251 --> 01:34:42,020
# welcome to the rhythm
of the night
1145
01:34:42,022 --> 01:34:46,589
# there's something in the ar
you can't deny
1146
01:34:50,497 --> 01:34:53,999
# it's been fun but now
I've got to go
1147
01:34:54,001 --> 01:34:57,668
# life is way too short
to take it slow
1148
01:34:58,104 --> 01:35:01,639
# but before I go
and hit the road
1149
01:35:02,609 --> 01:35:07,378
# I gotta know, 'til then
when can we do this again?
1150
01:35:09,248 --> 01:35:10,748
# when can I see you again?
1151
01:35:13,018 --> 01:35:14,752
# when can we do this agai?
1152
01:35:17,390 --> 01:35:22,527
# I gotta know
when can I see you aga?
1153
01:35:29,869 --> 01:35:33,772
# don't close your eyes
'cause your future's ready to shine
1154
01:35:33,774 --> 01:35:37,941
# it's just a matter of e
before we learn how to fy
1155
01:35:38,411 --> 01:35:42,414
# welcome to the rhythm
of the night
1156
01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:45,583
# there's something
in the air you can't deny
1157
01:35:46,619 --> 01:35:49,421
# so let me know
before I wave goodbye
1158
01:35:50,123 --> 01:35:52,657
# when can I see you aga?
1159
01:35:54,027 --> 01:35:56,496
# when can we do this agai?
1160
01:35:57,698 --> 01:35:59,698
# when can I see you again?
1161
01:36:01,467 --> 01:36:03,669
# when can we do this agai?
1162
01:36:05,572 --> 01:36:09,441
# yeah, it's been fun
but now I've got to go
1163
01:36:09,443 --> 01:36:12,710
# life is way too short
to take it slow
1164
01:36:13,213 --> 01:36:19,284
# but before I go
and hit the road tell me when
1165
01:36:20,219 --> 01:36:23,088
# when can I see you aga?
1166
01:36:23,490 --> 01:36:25,991
# when can I see you aga?
1167
01:36:27,827 --> 01:36:29,728
# when can I see you again?
1168
01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:35,434
(sugar rutheme playing)