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翻译：娜姬雅找工作 猫中之王 12CC醉芝士
校对：专打酱油猫小妍 被打酱油赛小明总监 YY
后期：孤帆 时间轴：加森
老爸老妈浪漫史 第八季 第二十一集
孩子们 在2013年的春天 Kids, by the spring of 2013,
莉莉和马修的生活已经安定下来 Lily and Marshall had life figured out;
莉莉作为船长的艺术顾问已经小有名气 Lily was making a name as the art consultant for The Captain,
马修是环保律师界的一位超级明星 Marshall was a superstar environmental lawyer
他们的家庭生活幸福美满 and home life was a well-oiled machine.
但是突然 And then...
事情发生了变化 something changed.
船长 您找我吗 Captain, you wanted to see me?
船长 你在吗 Captain? Hello?
-请求登船 -批准 - Permission to come aboard? - Granted.
莉莉 我有一个小小的工作要求 Lily, small order of business,
我要搬到罗马 希望你能跟我一起去 I'm moving to Rome and I'd like you to come with me.
请继续 Carry on.
什么 这真是太好了 What?! That-That-That's amazing,
但我不确定能不能适应这种转变 but I-I don't know if I can just uproot my life.
只是过去一年 请继续 It's only for a year. Carry on.
可我有老公还有孩子 But I'm married and we have a baby
我们街区新开了一家奶昔小屋 and they just opened a Shake Shack on our block
而且人少不用排队 and there's never a line!
我知道这是个重大决定 I understand it's a big decision.
你慢慢考虑 Take all the time you need.
今晚之前给我答复就行 Just let me know by the end of the day.
还有我需要你帮我建议该买什么行李箱 Also, I need your advice on purchasing some luggage.
-什么样的行李箱 -随身行李箱 - What kind? - Carry on.
"随身行李箱"与"请继续"同词异义
玩得真开心 我该走了 Well, this has been fun. I should go.
但你其实才刚到这里 But you literally just got here.
我"其实"才没有刚到这里 I didn't "literally" just get here.
-我讨厌别人滥用"其实"这个词 -我也是 - I hate when people misuse that word. - So do I.
但是其实你真的刚坐下 But you literally just got here.
泰德 Hey, Ted.
玩得真开心 我该走了 Well, this has been fun. I should go.
好吧好吧 我现在真要走了 Okay, fine, now I'm leaving.
人们来酒吧的意义何在 Why do people go to a bar, anyway?
无非是来杯酒 上个妞 To get your drink on and some girl's pants off.
这我在家就能干 I can do both at home.
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
穿大衣的那个妞吗 The girl in the big coat?
她是我瑜伽课的同学 We were in the same yoga class together.
有时男人遇见一位姑娘 You know how sometimes you'll meet a girl and there'll be
只因为某个令人着迷的小细节 that one bewitching little detail that'll make you
而立即坠入爱河 fall in love with her instantly?
比如她鼻子上的小雀斑 You know, a little freckle on the nose,
比如她银铃般的笑声 the-the lilt of her laugh,
比如她说某个单词或短语的特殊口音 the way she pronounces a certain word or phrase?
明白 完全懂 Sure, totally.
对这位姑娘而言 Well, in this girl's case,
所谓令人着迷的小细节 the bewitching little detail is the fact
就是她让人血脉贲张的好身材 that she has just a "redonkulous" body.
-血脉贲张 -血脉贲张 - Redonkulous? - Redonkulous!
你只有在夸《碟中谍4》的时候 I've only heard you use "redonkulous" to describe
才用到"血脉贲张"四个字 Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.
巴尼 这姑娘身材跟《碟中谍4》一样 Barney, this girl has the Mission Impossible:
让人让血脉贲张 Ghost Protocol of bodies.
等她把大衣脱了你就知道了 Just wait till she takes that coat off.
对了 不好意思 你不是说要走吗 Oh, wait, sorry, you were just about to leave, right?
酒钱都花了 喝完再走 I mean, I've already paid for this drink.
船长刚才提了一个非常有趣的邀请 Guys, The Captain just made me a very interesting offer.
他终于说出他雇你的真正企图了 Finally, we get around to the real reason he hired you.
一定要录下来 一定要用三脚架 Just promise you film it, and please use a tripod.
镜头摇晃 太没有艺术气息了 There's nothing artistic about shaky-cam.
会看起来很没质感 It just looks sloppy.
他让我跟他去罗马工作一年 He wants me to move to Rome for a year
为他购买艺术品 to buy art for him.
真的吗 Whoa! Seriously?
-这不是你一直想要吗 -当然 - Is that something you want to do? - Are you kidding?
我一直想去国外生活 I've always wanted to live abroad!
大学时在巴黎度过的夏天给我很多启迪 My summer in Paris, back in college, was so enlightening:
艺术 历史 只要露出事业线 the art, the history, the free cheese
就有免费奶酪可以吃 just for wearing a low-cut top.
马修对搬家有什么看法 Well, how does Marshall feel about moving?
我还没跟他说 I haven't told him yet.
他热爱现在这份工作 He really loves his job here.
但他也很喜欢意大利 Yeah, but he also loves Italy!
他在大学时代学过一周的意大利语 He took a week of Italian in college,
后来不得已放弃是因为 and the only reason he dropped it was
因为他上课就不能吸大麻 'cause he had a conflict... with being not stoned.
但他还会说这一句 But he still knows how to say the phrase,
“好了 哥们 别独占所有的洋葱圈” "Come on, bro, don't bogart all the funyuns."
好吧 我给他打电话 All right, I'm gonna call him.
宝贝 Hey, baby.
宝贝 我现在说话不方便 Hey, baby, I can't talk right now.
我有个大案子 拜拜 I'm working on a big case. Bye.
这时 莉莉意识到 And that's when Lily realized
搬到罗马会意味着什么 what moving to Rome would really mean.
季诺·卡瓦里尼 快下来
过不了多久 And before you know it...
他的生活就会变成一部焦虑的 ...his life turns into an angsty,
存在主义的意大利黑白电影 existential black-and-white Italian movie.
没错 Exactly.
你做什么工作
我以前是个律师 I used to be a lawyer.
那你现在做什么
我也不知道 I don't know anymore.
你带我去明尼苏达吧
我会跟你妈妈学做菜
给你做火腿炖锅
不好意思 我要暂停一下 I'm sorry. I got to hit pause for a second.
这里怎么这么热 Why is it so hot in here?
在你们对巨大生活危机 Oh, right. While you were blabbering on and on
喋喋不休的时候 about your whole life crisis or whatever,
我给卡尔塞了一百美金让他开大暖气 I slipped Carl a hundred to turn the heat up in here.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为她还穿着那件宽大的大衣 Because she is still in the big puffy coat!
巴尼 你想干嘛 Barney, what are you doing?
我想让她把大衣脱了 I'm trying her out of that coat,
我就是想做这个 that's what I'm doing!
我在用热度来争取热辣 I'm fighting hotness with hotness!
你已经订婚了 You're engaged.
莉莉 你显然忘记了一些事 Okay, Lily, clearly you're forgetting something.
没错 我是跟是世界上最酷的姑娘订婚了 Yes, I'm engaged to the coolest girl on Earth.
但我只是看看 又不接触 This is about looking, not touching.
罗宾知道这世上有那么一对球 Robin understands there is one set of balls she can't tie up
她无法用领带绑起来 拿乒乓球拍来回玩弄 with a necktie and lightly hit with a Ping-Pong paddle.
就是我的眼球 These balls.
我要给船长打电话 Okay, I'm gonna call The Captain,
把这件事说清楚 get this over with.
啊嗬 Ahoy.
-船长吗 -莉莉 - Hello, Captain? - Lily,
我希望这个电话不是打来 I hope you're not calling
-阻碍我们去罗马的行程 -谢谢你 - to harpoon our big move to Rome. - Thank you,
但是我不能让我丈夫放弃他的事业 but I can't ask my husband to abandon his career.
需要我试试说服他吗 Would you like me to try and convince him?
我很有说服力哦 I'm very persuasive.
很抱歉 船已起航了[习惯用语] I'm sorry, the ship has sailed.
什么意思 What's that mean?
就是船已经开远了 Well, you know, "The ship has sailed"?
时机已经错过 你无能为力了 That it's over and there's nothing you can do?
这个说法还真奇怪 What a peculiar expression.
谢谢你一直以来的辛勤工作 莉莉 Well, thanks for all your hard work, Lily.
我总是不擅长道别 所以... I've never been good at good-byes, so...
就这样结束了 Well, that's that.
我梦想的艺术顾问工作没了 My dream job as an art consultant is over.
最悲催的是... And the sad part...
我要打断你一下 莉莉 Okay, I gotta stop you right there, Lily,
如果我没猜错 请拭目以待 先生们 'cause unless I'm mistaken, lock and load gentlemen.
围巾 不要 别围上 快脱下 A scarf?! No, don't put on, take off!
你都流口水了 Okay, you're starting to drool.
让人毛骨悚然 I'm calling creepy.
莉莉 没事的 Lily, it's fine.
这是纯学术的 This is purely academic.
就像观察鸟类 It's-It's like bird-watching.
此刻我正在观察长着一对大波的...罗宾 And right now, I am watching a double-breasted-- Robin!
等等 她们居然认识 Wait-- they know each other?!
等等 这是怎么回事 Whoa, wait-- what is going on here?
天啊 美梦要成真了 Oh, my God, it's happening.
正如我想象的一样 This is just like I imagined.
而且当着泰德的面 我可以当面羞辱他 Right in front of Ted, so I can rub it in his face.
我才是人生赢家 The belt is mine!
大家好 巴尼 你记得林迪吗 Hi, guys. Barney, you remember Liddy.
认识吧 I do?
没错 莉比 Yes! Libby.
是林迪 罗宾雇我的时候咱们见过 Liddy. We met when Robin hired me.
罗宾花钱雇你的吗 Robin hired you?
你真坏 好吧 Naughty girl. Okay.
咱们接下来怎么进展 Okay, so how's this gonna go down?
你们俩先开始 然后我再加入吗 You two just gonna start, and I'll just jump in?
她是咱们的婚礼策划人 Uh, she's our wedding planner.
没错 她是婚礼策划人 Of course she's the wedding planner!
很高兴再次见到你 莉比 Good to see you again, Libby.
是林迪 -好吧 - Liddy. - Yeah.
我叫泰德 咱们以前见过 Hey, I'm Ted. We, uh, we met once before.
没错 在瑜伽课上 你好吗 Oh, right, in yoga class. How are you?
她居然跟我说话了 She's talking to me.
虽然我很想留下来 Well, I would love to stay,
但我现在失业了 but now that I'm unemployed,
我还是去探望一下上班的马修吧 I think I'll go surprise Marshall at work.
婚礼策划人 Wedding planner.
于是莉莉去找正在上班的马修 So Lily went to visit Marshall at work,
希望她不会打扰到什么重要的事情 hoping she wasn't interrupting anything important.
结果她完全没有 She wasn't.
这是怎么回事呀 What is going on?
伯纳德 如果我们把这些牌都粘在一起 Bernard, if we just glue the cards together...
莉莉 你来干什么 Lily! What are you doing here?
我给你烤了巧克力蛋糕 Well, I baked you brownies
我还以为你是在忙着工作 可是 because I thought you were busy working, but...
所以当你说 so when you said...
莉莉 我不方便讲话 Lily, hey, I can't really talk.
我在搞一个大项目 I'm working on a big project right now.
情况实在是岌岌可危啊 It's a real house of cards.
这就是你所谓岌岌可危吗 Is this the "House of cards" you were talking about?
house of cards字面意思为纸牌屋
我还以为你是有什么大客户呢 I thought you had some big client.
美女 我们好几个月都没有客户了 Oh, sweetheart, we haven't had a client here in months.
巧克力蛋糕 Brownies! Hey!
到底怎么回事 What is going on?
为什么你们会好几个月没有客户了 What do you mean you haven't had a client in months?
自从格鲁伯制药厂的案子后 Ever since the Gruber case,
我们失去了很多生意 we lost a lot of business,
员工都被裁了 就剩下我和伯纳德了 people got laid off... it's just me and Bernard now.
库茨呢 Where's Cootes?
他住在科罗拉多的一个防空洞里 He's holed up in a bomb shelter in Colorado,
等待上天的神启 同时照顾他的大麻花园 waiting for the apocalypse and tending to his herb garden.
所以过去的几个月我每次给你打电话 So all those times I've called you in the past few months,
当你说你很忙时 when you talked about how busy you were...
你都是在撒谎吗 you were just lying to me?
严格地说 我没有撒谎 Technically, I never lied...
亲爱的 Hey, baby.
亲爱的 我现在没空说话 Hey, baby, I can't talk right now.
我这里有个大案子呢 再见 I'm working on a big case. Bye.
真是个大案子啊[case也可指箱子] That is a big case.
不好意思 莉莉 Bad time, Lily.
我得专心解决这个客户 I got to focus on the client.
挂了 回见 Gotta go. Bye.
我们读到哪里了 Where were we?
第十九章 Chapter 19.
恐怖小说 《客户》
我现在没空 我面前一大堆东西呢 I can't talk right now; I got a lot on my plate.
我们开动吧 Well, let's dig in.
现在开始吃的话 午餐前应该能吃完 If we start now, we can be done by lunch.
真不巧 莉莉 Now's not a good time, Lil.
我们现在手上都忙成一团了 We got a lot of balls in the air right now.
好 把订书机丢给我 Okay, toss me the stapler.
真不敢相信 Unbelievable.
等等 你上次说你要被榨干了 Wait-- when you said you were about to get reamed...
那个呀 Oh, right. That.
有时候 为了好玩 No, sometimes, for fun,
我们会互相乱丢大叠大叠的纸 We throw reams of paper at each other.
ream有压榨和大叠之意
伯纳德 别闹了 Bernard! Not a good time!
你真不懂察言观色 Read the room!
我很抱歉 亲爱的 我 I'm sorry, baby, I...
我只是不愿意让你看到我失败的一面 I didn't want you to see me fail.
该死的 Damn it!
你知道撒谎对我们造成了什么样的后果吗 Do you realize what you cost us by lying to me?
船长要搬去罗马 The Captain is moving to Rome,
他让我一起去做他的艺术顾问 and he offered to bring me along as his art consultant,
可我拒绝了 因为我以为你很爱你的工作 but I turned it down, because I thought you loved your job.
我的天 Oh, my gosh.
如果我们能搬去意大利 If we lived in Italy,
我就可以每天照顾马文 I could just spend my days taking care of Marvin
自己亲手做面条 and trying to make pasta
收看意大利语的《价格猜猜猜》 and watching Italian Price Is Right.
真是梦幻般的日子啊 It sounds like a dream!
-可惜太迟了 -不会 - Oh, it's too late. - No, no.
莉莉 我马上去和船长谈谈 Lily, I'm going to The Captain's right now!
我要扭转局势 I'm gonna make this right!
我会让你得到这份工作的 I'm gonna get you that job!
-别 马修 -你一定会得到这份工作 - No, Marshall... - You're getting that job!
你可以把支票开给林迪 You can just make it out to Liddy Gates.
双木林 走之旁的迪 That's L-I-D-D-Y.
王字旁 双木 L-I, two D's...
双峰耸立 double D...
双D 林迪 two D's... Y.
这一份是我们讨论过的最后的菜单 Well, here is the final menu, as we discussed,
但我先说一点 你们才是老板 but let me be clear. You're the boss;
我是完全为你们服务的 I'm here to serve you.
所以随便你们想去掉什么 So if there's anything you want me to remove,
只要说一声 我马上去掉 just tell me to remove it and it's gone.
只要你们不想要 我一定去掉 I'll remove anything you want.
这个条款听起来不错 That sounds like a sound policy.
随便我 只要我喜欢 Up to you, whatever you feel like.
这真是 真是太好了 That's a good... That's a good thing to know.
你想去掉什么就去掉吧 That's fine, you can remove whatever you want.
我是说真的 我完全不介意 I'm serious, and I won't be offended;
只要你开口 我马上把它去掉 you want it gone, I'll take it right off.
这里是不是有点热啊 Is it hot in here?
-不冷就是了 -你知道吗 - It's not cold. - You know what?
-又热又湿 -就像是 - It's hot; it's sticky. It's not... - It's like
高温瑜珈一样 Bikram, right?
我们是瑜珈同学 We're yoga buddies.
瑜珈同学 * * Yoga buddies.
你们慢慢看这份菜单 Well, I'll let you guys read the menu.
-你能告诉我 -衣架在哪儿吗 - Can you point me to the... - Coat rack?
卫生间在哪儿吗 ...restroom?
就在那后面 Uh, it's right over there.
但穿着这件大衣不方便尿哦 But it's hard to pee in a giant coat.
这是怎么回事 Okay, what's going on?
你们俩怎么怪怪的 Why are you guys being so weird?
泰德说林迪的身材让人血脉贲张 Ted says that Liddy has a ridonkulous body,
可她不肯脱下那件外套 but there's no way of verifying
所以我们没法证明这件事 because she won't take off the coat!
所以这里才这么热吗 Is that why it's so hot in here?
你是不是又付钱给卡尔让他把暖气调高 Did you pay Carl to turn up the heat again?
没错 Well, yes.
可我就是好奇 But I was curious.
我想让她把那外套挂到衣架上 I want to get that coat on the rack
好让我看看她藏在外套底下的"衣架子" so I can see the rack that's under the coat.
我的天 My God.
我也一直想看看大衣底下是什么 I have been wondering the same thing.
她从来就不脱那件外套 I mean, she never takes that coat off.
她偷藏在衣服底下的 Whatever she's smuggling under there
肯定是高热原子核一样的机密 has to be thermonuclear.
我猜她肯定有大杀器 I bet she has WBDs.
大规模杀伤性胸器 Weapons of bra destruction.
谢天谢地 Thank you.
这才是为什么 This, this is why
你是世上最酷的未婚妻 you're the coolest fiance ever.
那个泰德 当你说血脉贲张时 So, Ted, when you say ridonkulous...
我无法用言语形容 I can't even describe it.
就像无法对盲人形容彩虹的美妙一样 It'd be like trying to explain a rainbow to a blind person.
她是单身吗 Is she single?
你干嘛不邀她出去 Why don't you ask her out?
其实 第一次见面时我就差点开口了 Actually, I almost did the first time we met,
就在她脱掉那件大衣之前 before she took off that coat.
沙尘暴 Sandstorm?
杜拜 连帽衫 Dubai? That hoodie?
那电影真让人血脉贲张 I mean, it's ridonkulous.
我也觉得 所以我才想再看一次 Oh, I know. I so want to see it again.
要是上完课 Well, hey, I mean, maybe after this,
你没有其他事的话 if you're not doing anything.
好呀 或许晚点 Totally, and maybe later,
我们可以一起去吃点东西 we could get a bite to eat.
这附近有家很好吃的店 There's this great place that's super close.
不 我 No, I...
不行 我 不行 No, I... No.
实在是太过火了 It was just too much.
印第安纳·琼斯也承受不了那副躯体 Indiana Jones wouldn't look at this body.
那身材能使纳粹的脸融化 This is a body that would melt a Nazi's face.
我也好想让我的脸融化 Oh, man, I want my face to melt.
马修不在这里真是太可惜了 It's too bad Marshall isn't here.
为什么偏要马修 Why Marshall?
因为他可以说 'Cause he could just say...
林迪 Hey, Liddy,
你何不把外套脱掉呢 why don't you take off that coat?
林迪就会说 And Liddy would be all...
好啊 要连衬衣一起脱掉吗 Sure, should I take my shirt off, too?
不 只脱外套就好 No, the coat's probably enough.
人家也不会因此讨厌他 And he'd get away with it.
知道为什么吗 他不臭 You know why? No stink.
你显然是没在打完篮球后和他共乘过一辆出租车 You obviously haven't split a cab with him after basketball.
不 我说的不是"身体的臭味" No, I don't mean "physical stink."
我指的是化学上的臭味 I mean the pheromonal stink
当一个男人极度蠢蠢欲动到可悲的程度时 a guy gives off when he's desperate for action
就会散发这种味道 to a pathetic degree.
你懂的 就像泰德 You know, like Ted.
我有臭味吗 I have stink?
老弟 你浑身都散发这种臭味 Bro, you dipped in stink.
如果林迪回到这里后你对她说 If Liddy came back to the table and you said...
林迪 Uh, Liddy,
何不把你的外套脱掉呢 why don't you, uh, take off that coat?
你想让我把外套脱掉吗 You want me to take my coat off?
不如让我把你的脸皮撕掉怎么样 How about instead, I take off your face?
至于吗 Really?
你非得让她揍我吗 You had to have her beat me up?
她还没完 泰德 She's not done, Ted.
《碟中谍4》 Ghost Protocol
根本就不好看 wasn't that good!
马修则不同 Marshall, on the other hand,
女生看他一眼就知道 girls take one look and just know
这家伙已经碰到了他的梦中情人 there's a guy who's met the girl of his dreams
这辈子只想与她共度 and wants to spend the rest of his life
非卿不可 with her and only her.
那你为什么不问她 So why don't you ask her?
你说什么 Pardon me?
难道你不是 Aren't you a guy who's met
已经碰到了自己的梦中情人 the girl of his dreams and wants to spend
这辈子只想与她共度 非卿不可吗 the rest of his life with her and only her?
当然了 宝贝 Of course, baby.
那你为什么不要求她把外套脱了 So why don't you ask her to take her coat off?
而且你根本没看过《碟中谍4》 And you never even saw Ghost Protocol.
大喜之日快到了 So, the big day's coming up.
你们心情如何 How are you guys feeling?
我跟婚宴承包商谈过了 I talked to the caterer,
小羊腿非常棒 and the mini lamb shanks are gonna be amazing.
对了 Oh, by the way,
我也跟鲜花店谈过了 紫罗兰 I talked to the florist, and the violets
-非常漂亮 -好了 巴尼 你可以的 - are gonna be gorgeous. - Okay, Barney. You can do this.
说吧 说吧 Just say it. Say it.
说吧 Say it.
林迪 你想把外套脱掉吗 Hey, Liddy, do you want to take off your coat?
当然 Sure.
我办到了 我向我自己与其他所有人证明了 I did it! I proved to myself and everyone else
我没有和其他女人在一起的欲望 that I have no desire to be with any other woman.
对于其他女人 我已经完全免疫了 I am completely immune to every other...
我靠 Holy crap!
的的确确是 And it was, indeed,
让人血脉贲张 ridonkulous.
我们能大饱眼福 都是多亏了 And we got to see it, all thanks
这位可爱的女士 to this lovely lady right here.
罗宾 多亏有你 Robin, thanks to you,
现在我可以走到任何女生面前 I can now walk up to any girl
说任何我想说的变态恶心的话 and say whatever creepy, disgusting thing I want
而不会被追究责任 and totally get away with it.
老天 Man!
我觉得我会喜欢已婚身份的 I think I'm gonna like being married.
你好 Hello?
啊嗬 Ahoy.
啊嗬 莉莉 Ahoy, Lily.
我刚刚与你的丈夫长谈了一番 I just had a long talk with your husband.
他说服我再次为你提供去罗马的工作 He convinced me to offer you that job in Rome again.
你如何回答 How do you respond?
谢谢 但答案依然是"不" Thanks, but the answer is still no.
莉莉 你为什么又拒绝了 Lily, why the hell did you turn that down again.
因为我得重新拍护照的照片 Because I'd have to get a new passport photo.
我会错过八月的纽约 And I'd miss out on New York in August.
而且街上新开了一家"奶昔小站" and plus they opened a Shake Shack on our block so...
莉莉 真正的原因是什么 Lily, what's the real reason?
如果我们搬去罗马 What if we moved to Rome...
什么这么好笑 What's so funny?
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我不敢相信你花了一千万欧元买这幅画 I can't believe you paid a 10 million euro for this painting.
为什么 Why not?
因为这根本就不是一幅画 Because it is not even a painting.
我把海鲜糊洒在空白画布上了 I spilled my plate of scungilli on the blank canvas.
闻闻吧 Smell it.
跟厕所一个味儿 It's like a toilet.
我令你看起来像一个 I just make you look, uh,
愚蠢的冤大头 stupido!
-莉莉 你被炒了 -什么 - Lily, you're fired. - What?
不要 这依然是一幅了不起的作品 But no. I-I...it's still a great painting.
我喜欢这幅画所表现的社会构架 I like what it says about the structure in society
以及女性角色的改变 and the changing roles of women.
切奇 门[《教父》台词] Cheech, la porta!
你做什么工作的
我以前是做艺术顾问的 I used to be an art consultant.
我丈夫的前妻就是艺术顾问
他来了
宝贝 是时候给马文喝两口了 Hey baby. It's time for Marvin's, uh, bottle.
这都是因为我搞砸了 还抛弃了 And it's all because I screwed up and through away
纽约完美舒适的生活 a perfectly comfortable life here in New York.
莉莉 你不会搞砸的 Lily, you're not going to screw up.
求你们了 You know what, just please,
别再说了 just leave it alone.
而且说真心话 Besides, deep down,
我并不觉得马修对意大利有多感兴趣 I don't think Marshall's even excited about Italy.
与此同时 在小意大利[意大利移民区] At that very moment in Little Italy.
快回家 莉莉又拒绝了这份工作
白痴[意大利腔] Marron!
我真是等不及结婚那天了 I can't wait for my wedding day.
我是说完全不可能 I mean, there is no way
林迪当天会穿那件外套 对吗 that Liddy is gonna be wearing that coat, right?
对吗 Right?
"巴尼·斯丁森 你愿意 "Barney Stinson, do you hope
她穿紧身露背裙吗" she wears something slinky and backless?"
"我愿意" "I do."
我能以伴郎身份说几句吗 Okay, can I just say something as your best man?
小心一点 Be careful.
什么意思 What do you mean?
只是 你的表现 You just... you haven't been acting like a guy
不像是快结婚的 我知道你觉得没事 who's about to get married, and I know you think it's okay
因为罗宾很酷 但我告诉你 because Robin's so cool, but I'm telling you,
她没有你想的那么酷 she's not as cool as you think she is.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
你知道这点 And you'd know this
是因为你比我更了解罗宾 because you know Robin better than I do.
你比她的未婚夫 更清楚她的喜好 You know what she appreciates better than her own fiance.
我只是说 I'm just saying,
如果我三周后要结婚 if I was getting married in three weeks...
三周后要结婚的不是你 泰德 But you're not getting married in three weeks, Ted.
是我 I am.
罗宾要嫁的是我 不是你 Robin's marrying me, not you.
你说得对 You're right.
我没资格说什么 Not my place.
下一轮我请 Why don't I get the next round?
对你自己的理想工作 你到底要拒绝多少次 So... how many times are you gonna say no to your dream job?
我好计划一下今天的行程 I'm just trying to plan my day.
我是个胆小鬼 I'm a scaredy-cat, okay?
我想做那种 I want to be the type
勇敢无畏地一头冲进未知生活的人 of person that just charges fearlessly into the unknown,
但我从巴黎提前两周回来了 but I came back two weeks early from Paris
因为我很孤单 because I was lonely.
我去了旧金山 I went to San Francisco,
那是我这辈子最郁闷的日子 and I was never more depressed in my life.
我见不了大世面 马修 I'm small town, Marshall.
我是布鲁克林的乡巴佬 害怕住在 I'm a hick from Brooklyn who's terrified of living
离开出生地十站地铁外的地方 more than ten subway stops from where I was born.
莉莉 如果我可以从明尼苏达的圣克劳德 Okay, Lily, if I can move from St. Cloud, Minnesota,
搬来纽约 to New York City,
那你就可以搬去罗马 then you can move to Rome.
我们对意大利一无所知 We know nothing about Italy.
那里没有朋友 We have no friends there.
我们也不会说意大利语 We don't speak the language.
好了 哥们 别独占所有的洋葱圈
好吧 你懂这一句 Okay, so you know that one sentence.
你还会说别的吗 Can you say anything else?
好了
哥们
别独占所有的洋葱圈
你说的是同一句 That-that was the same sentence.
只是改变了音调 You just changed the inflection.
好吧
也许我只会这一句
好了 哥们 别独占所有的洋葱圈
但我心里知道
无论怎样 你都会明白我在说什么
因为没有人对其他人的了解
能够胜过我们对彼此的了解
这次的旅程让人害怕吗
当然
我不在意不懂意大利语吗
当然在意
但我相信我们能行
我爱你 莉莉
我爱你
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好吧 All right.
那我们就去意大利 We're going to Italy.
好 Si!
也许你还不知道 但是 You may not know this yet, but, um,
我已经买了些旅行用品 I've already done some shopping.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
你真是太酷了[太冷了] Oh... You are so cool,
但马上就会热起来 but not for long.