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大家好，大家好，我们又见面了 Hello, everybody.Hello and welcome.
谢谢大家，非常感谢。谢谢，谢谢 Thank you, everybody, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.
好的，梅赛德斯，多年以前开始制造AMG系列 Now, Mercedes, a little while ago they started making AMG
也就是普通奔驰车型的性能版，没过多久，他们又开始制造 performance versions of standard cars, and then they started
比AMG系列更牛逼的终极版AMG making performance versions of the performance versions.
这就是我们所说的Blacks系列 These were called the Blacks,
而Blacks版本的最新神作就是这辆 and the latest car to get the treatment is this one.
梅赛德斯SLS The SLS.
我曾开过SLS无数次，但我从没有过这种想法 I have driven the SLS many times and I have never once thought,
“你知道吗？奔驰应该让这货的动力更强劲些” "You know what? They should give this thing more power."
但是他们确实这么干了 But that's exactly what they've done.
标准版SLS有583马力 The standard car produces 583 horsepowers.
这玩意有622马力 This produces 622.
从工程学的角度来讲，622马力就是非常非常多的意思 And in engineering circles,622 horsepower is known as a lot.
它的马力大概有这么多，并且这货就像头野兽一样 It's about that much, and it's got hairs growing out of it.
这车不仅仅是动力更强劲了，也比原来轻了70千克 It's not just more powerful,it's also 70 kilograms lighter,
这要感谢碳纤维的引擎盖，以及钛合金的排气系统 thanks to a carbon-fibre bonnet and a titanium exhaust system.
所以结果就是，0到60英里（97公里）加速只需3.6秒 So now, 0 to 60 takes 3.6 seconds.
最高时速和原来没有很大区别，依旧是200英里每小时（321.86公里） And the top speed is as near as makes no difference 200mph.
为了驾驭这种力量，SLS Black装备了 To harness all this firepower,the SLS Black is fitted with
一个硕大的尾翼以及电子差速器 a big rear wing and an electronic differential.
这么做的结果就是你能很有信心地入弯 The upshot is that you can go into a corner fairly confident that
并且你不会像原来一样倒退着滑出赛道 you won't come out on the other side or backwards.
所有这些让SLS变得更加完美 And that changes the character of the SLS completely.
标准版的车以前在我眼里就是个笑话 The standard car is just a huge laugh.
每次当我轻点油门时 It scampers about wagging its tail
它总是又摇又摆 every time you go near the accelerator.
那玩意就是给你用来寻开心的 You just know it was built to make a lap fun.
但是，这辆车是用来打破赛道纪录的 This, though,this was built to make a lap fast.
当你用它来攻弯时，它的指向性是如此的精准 And then when you start cornering,it's so much more focused
这是一辆真正的好车 and direct. This is a serious car.
我敢说这车绝不知道什么是笑话，一点也不 I bet it doesn't know a single joke,not one.
当然，如果你把牵引力控制系统关掉了 Of course, if you turn the traction control off
并且踩下油门，你也能让它变得十分粗鲁 and stamp on the throttle,you can get it to misbehave.
但是你立马就会感受到这车不愿意这么干 But you sense immediately that it doesn't want to do this.
这车不喜欢粗暴驾驶 It doesn't like that.
“我是一辆纯种赛车，英国佬！” "I am a serious racing car, English sir!
“别把你的脏脚踩在我身上！” "Don't drive with your clown shoes on!"
万幸的是，就算它是辆纯种赛车，奔驰也没有 Happily, even though it is a serious racing car, Mercedes hasn't felt
让它的内饰看上去像瑞典警匪剧那么冷 compelled to make the interior as bleak as a Swedish police drama.
你依然会看到它有卫星导航和空调以及很多其他功能的按钮 You still get sat-nav and air-con and many buttons that do...things.
所以，它依旧豪华，依旧很快，依旧非常，非常的优秀 So, it's luxurious and fast and very, very good,
但是如今，它被笼罩在了即将登场的这辆车的阴影之下 but today, it is rather overshadowed by this.
其中一部分原因是因为这车有一件 Partly, that's because this is the first car ever to come
回头率极高的亮骚夹克衫 with its own high-visibility jacket,
而另一部分原因是因为这货拥有739马力的震撼动力 and partly it's because it produces 739 horsepowers.
这玩意的声音听起来究竟如何？ Want to hear what that sounds like?
好吧，把你的电视声音打开，感受一下它的震撼 Well, turn up the volume on your TV and listen to this.
欢迎大家，这就是世界上第一辆纯电动超级跑车 Welcome, everyone, to the world's first electric supercar.
我和我的小伙伴们都惊呆了 I am astounded.
对于教堂里的老鼠来说它安静的就和图书馆一样 It is as quiet as a library for church mice.
它是如此的安静，实际上，奔驰在音响系统里 It's so quiet, in fact, they fitted a device in the audio settings
装了一个会发出噪声的设备用来让你保持清醒 that generates a bit of noise to keep you awake.
让我们来打开试试 Let's just turn that on.
貌似不是很管用。只是一些嗡嗡声 It doesn't really work.It's just a hum.
但是，这还不是世界的末日 Still,it isn't the end of the world,
因为还有其它的办法让你在这车里保持清醒 because there is another way of staying awake in this car.
当你切换到运动+模式，同时踩下油门 You put it in sport-plus mode and put your foot down.
妈妈咪呀！已经到100英里每小时了（161公里） Holy moly! That is 100mph.
120英里（193公里） 120.
130英里（209公里） 130.
140英里（225公里） 140.
这真是难以置信的快！而且你听！ This is mind-boggling! And listen！
为了弄清它究竟有多快，我决定让它 To find out just how fast it is,I lined it up for a drag race
和它的汽油兄弟来一场直线加速赛 against its petrol-powered twin.
我比汽油版本多出117马力 I have 117 more horsepowers than he does,
但我还是不信我能赢，因为在这下面 but I still can't believe I'll win,because under here,
埋着864块电池 there are 864 batteries,
这些电池的重量就有足足半吨 so this is half a tonne heavier.
因为这车是电动的，所以它就和家里的榨汁机以及手电筒一样 And it's electric,like a food blender, or torch.
一根手电筒怎么可能打败一台6.2升的V8猛兽？ And how can a glorified torch possibly beat a 6.2 litre V8?
3、2、1 Three, two, one.
它不是手电筒！ It's not a torch!
它是一只狂暴的兔子！ It is a rampant rabbit!
看在上帝份上，究竟是什么样的力量在驱动这玩意？ What in the name of God is powering this thing?
好吧，这就是电动版SLS的真实结构 Well, this is what an electric SLS looks like
如果你扒掉它的亮骚外衣，你会发现秘密就在这里 if you take its high-visibility jacket off. And this is the key.
这就是它的电动机，大小和个甜瓜一样 That is the electric motor.It's the size of a melon.
它只有一个运动的部件，并且产生所有的扭矩 It has one moving part and it produces all of its torques,
就在你踩下油门的一瞬间它会释放更多 and there are many,the instant you touch the throttle.
如今的电动车比如：G-Wiz，日产聆风，以及其它一些车型 Now, all electric cars,the G-Wiz, the Nissan Leaf, the lot,
都有一个这种电动机，但是SLS有四个 have one of these,but the SLS has four.
每个车轮都配备一个，所以它是辆四驱车 There's one for each wheel,so it's four-wheel-drive,
并且它还有F1赛车式的推杆悬挂 and it has Formula One-style pushrod suspension
以及很低的车身重心 and a low centre of gravity,
因为所有的电池都安装在了底盘的大梁内 because all the batteries are mounted in the spine of the chassis.
所以理论上来讲 So theoretically,
它有比肩汽油版SLS的操控性 this should have the handling to match the immense grunt.
在舒适模式下，它和普通轿车没什么区别，真的 In comfort mode,it feels like any other car, really,
但你切换到运动模式之后 but when you put it in sport mode,
所有的电子系统开始施展它们的魔法 all sorts of electronic witchcraft starts to happen.
在弯中，电动机驱动弯心的车轮 In a corner, the motor's powering the inside wheels,
我能感受到这种情况的发生 and I can feel this happening.
它会使用一点刹车来保持行车线的稳定紧凑 They use the sort of brakes to keep the line tight.
我能感受到车被拉进弯心 I can feel the car being pulled in.
每当你减速的时候，系统就会自动给电池充电 Then you have a system that pumps juice into the batteries
你就会感觉发动机像是停转了一样 every time you slow down, so it feels like you have engine braking.
虽然你没那么干 Even though you don't.
出弯时电脑会决定每个轮子什么时候 And then there's a computer that decides which wheel should
给多少驱动力。这样的结果就是... have what amount of power at any given moment. And the upshot is...
..这车给我的感觉不同于以往我开过的任何一辆 ..this doesn't feel like anything I've ever driven before.
开着它，使我感受到了一丝兴奋和躁动。它就像是一匹经过严格训练的纯种良驹 It feels twitchy and nervous.It feels like a thoroughbred.
这感觉很不错 It feels brilliant.
好吧，让我们来总结一下 So, let's sum up, then.
强劲的扭矩，狂暴的动力，惊人的速度 Instant torque, savage power,mesmerising speed.
梅赛德斯的品质，非常安静以及不用承担高昂的油价 Mercedes quality, no noise and a petrol bill of exactly nought.
所有这些听起来，感觉就像做梦一样，但是它也有一些缺点 It sounds, then, like the stuff of dreams, but there are drawbacks.
比如说，续航里程 Range, for example.
如果你想把这车从伦敦开到曼切斯特 If you wanted to drive this car from London to Manchester,
你需要中途在斯托克市停留20小时给它重新充满电 you'd have to stop in Stoke-on-Trent and spend 20 hours charging it up.
奔驰声明即便是在充满电的状态下这车也不可能 Mercedes themselves say that at full chat it wouldn't be able to
绕着纽伯格林赛道跑完两圈。并且我还要补充一点 do two laps of the Nurburgring.And they may have a point.
我在这条赛道上仅仅才跑了7分钟而已 I've only been out here for seven minutes on this run,
而我已经用掉了44%的电量 and I've used 44% of the juice.
还有一些问题 And there's more.
电动版SLS的售价高达36万英镑（337万人民币），但是以同样的价格 The electric SLS is £360,000,and for that,
你能买一辆SLS Blacks版本外带2万加仑（20000英制加仑=90920升）的汽油 you could have an SLS Black and 20,000 gallons of petrol,
这些油足够让你从这里，开到月球 which is enough to take it from here to the moon.
所以结论就是，如果有人宁愿买电动版本也不买汽油版本 As a result, you'd have to be soft in the head to buy the yellow car
那他脑子一定是被猪拱了 rather than the V8.
但如果将来我们没有选择，当世界上的燃油消耗殆尽 But when there's no choice,when the oil has run out,
这辆车至少让我们知道，疾速神车依旧永存 this car does at least show us that the speed machines will live on.
非常棒。但是等等。什么？ Very good. But hang on. What?
你是不是说你在我们的赛道上驾驶一辆电动车 Are you saying that you drove an electric car
一整天而它居然没有坏掉？ all the way around our track and it didn't break down?
当然没坏。那天结束时只有大大的红色电量告急灯闪烁 Of course not. End of the day,big red light on the dash,
这就是发生的全部。但它现在还能工作？ and that was the end.But it's working now?
它依然能活蹦乱跳。真有趣 It's working now.That's interesting,
因为我认为这是我们第一次 because I think I'm right in saying this is the first time we've
把同型号但是一个电动另一个却是燃油动力的车放在一起 ever had the petrol and the electric version of the same car together.
并且我非常想知道这两辆谁在我们的赛道上更快 And I'm genuinely interested to see which is fastest round our track.
我也是 So am I.
所以为了找出答案，我们必须，当然 And to find out, we must, of course,
要请出我们的圈养车手 hand them over to our tame racing driver.
有人说他也有一个能让自己发出嗡嗡声的按钮... Some say that he also has a button that makes him hum...
..并且如果他为曼联踢球的话，他会很忠诚 ..and that if he played football for Manchester United, he'd be loyal,
因为他不是个脑子进水的傻瓜 because he's not a potato-headed oaf.
他是谁，他就是Stig！ What he is, is the Stig!
它们起步了！电动版本似乎起步更快 And they're off! The electric car gets off the line faster,
但是V8车型有更快的极速，来到第一个弯 but the V8 has the higher top speed,so coming up now to the first
电动车用电脑控制动力 corner, the electric car using computers to control its power,
汽油车则依靠Stig的右爪 the Black relying on the Stig's right paw.
好的，芝加哥弯，通常BLACK版本会在这里表现出扭矩过大， OK, Chicago, often Black Mercs have too much torque, which makes them
这让它操控上有点棘手，但这回的版本扭矩比标准版低点 a bit of a handful, but this one has less than the standard car.
让我们看看它怎么过锤子弯，很好 Let's have a look how it deals with Hammerhead, very good.
它的声音听起来也很不错 And it still sounds good.
比电动版好听，肯定的 Better than the electric car,that's for sure.
Stig没在听音乐，就在那里 Stig not listening to music in there,
因为他在尝试省电 because he's trying to save juice.
接下来的轮胎墙，可以为播放器充电了 Follow-through now,a chance to open them up,
高速通过轮胎墙 and that's properly fast past the tyres.
还剩两个弯 Two corners left.
重刹入弯，汽油版有点摆动 Hard on the brakes, the petrol getting a bit frisky there,
最后一个Gambon弯，艰难进弯，汽油版轮胎冒出了烟 just Gambon left, piling in hard,black smoke on its tyres,
最后冲线！ and across the line!
结果是... And so...
..电动车，1分21秒7 ..the electric car, 1.21.7,
所以它在...真惊人 which puts it... That's amazing,
看啊，和V10版本的奥迪R8一样快，真是快 look at that, the same speed as a V10 R8, which is pretty quick.
汽油猛兽的成绩是，1分19秒整。排在这里！ The dinosaur. 1.19.0. There it is!
我不觉得惊讶！一点也不惊讶！ I wasn't panicking! I wasn't!
松了口气。好的，我们继续 It's a relief.Right, we must move on,
接下来是新闻时间 because it is now time to do the news.
是的，我们首先来聊聊政府对限速法令的最新消息 Yes, and we begin with the Government's attitude to speed limits.
你上个星期就聊过了 You did that last week.
是啊，我上星期、上上星期、上上上星期一直都在聊 I did it last week and the week before and the week before that,
但是每个星期，制片人都把我聊的那段给掐了 and every single week,the producers have edited it out.
是啊，他们确实这么干了。但是这个星期我有一个聪明的办法保证我的话不被他们掐掉 Yeah,they have.But this week I have a cunning plan to make sure it stays in.
是吗？是的，相信我 Do you? Yes, I do, bear with me.
各位都知道今年早些时候政府曾声明他们 You know earlier on this year the Government said they
正在考虑把高速路的限速值提高到80英里（129公里），记得吧？ were thinking of upping the motorway speed limit to 80mph, yes?
但是，我们的新任交通大臣，麦克洛克林同志最近 Well, the new Transport Minister,Patrick McLoughlin,
声明限速值将不会改变 recently announced that's not going to happen.
这真是太让人欣慰了。什么？为啥？ Which is a blessed relief.What?! Why?
因为，你想啊，如果他把限速提高到80英里 Because, if you think about it, if he'd upped the speed limit to 80,
每日邮报会很高兴、所有的道路安全组织都会高兴 to keep the Daily Mail happy and all the road safety charities,
这样一来他们就有借口说“我们要增加更多的巡逻车” he would have had to say, "Right,we're having more police patrols,
“更多的摄像头，更多的地狱火导弹” "more speed cameras, more drones with more Hellfire missiles,"
确保人们都在80英里每小时 to make sure people stick to 80,
这比我们现在能开到的速度还要低15英里 which is 15mph slower than we all drive now.
你是对的。现在人们在高速上都开到95英里 You're absolutely right. People on the motorway drive at 95mph.
并且，我想这么说是对的 And yet, I think I'm right in saying,
从统计数据来看，英国的高速路是全欧洲最安全的 British motorways are the safest roads in Europe, statistically.
的确如此。我今天早上在高速路上做了个实验 They are indeed. I did an experiment to prove my 95mph point this morning
我在高速上就开到70英里（113公里） and I drove down the motorway here at exactly 70.
你不是一直只开到70迈吗？ Don't you always drive down the motorway at exactly 70?
是的，是的，是的！ Yes, I do. Yes, I do!
不，我没有。不。我一般开得比那更慢 No, I don't. No. I usually drive slower than that.
真的？但是根据我的实验，我提速到了70英里 Do you? But for my experiment,I sped up to 70.
对吧？我以70英里的速度开了15英里 OK? I drove for 15 miles at 70.
猜猜多少辆车超过了我？我猜相当多。103辆 Guess how many cars overtook me?I'm guessing quite a few. 103.
所有车都超速了。事实上 That was all of them. Exactly.
所以非常感谢，麦克洛克林同志 So thank you very much,Mr McLoughlin, for maintaining
保持了70英里的限速，这样我们就都能开到95英里了 the 70mph speed limit, because that means we can all carry on doing 95.
这就是新闻的所有内容。什么？这就完了？ And that's the end of the news.What?! Is it?
这样他们就没得可剪了，不是吗？你真狡猾！ Can't edit that out, can they?Oh, I see what you did!
这就是本周新闻的唯一内容！我们继续 That's the only thing in it!It's got to go in.
很好，干的不错。 It's good. Well done.
接下来我们说说另外一些他们剪不掉的内容 And now we must move on to something else they can't edit out,
因为我肯定大家也都已经意识到了 because, as I'm sure we're all aware,
英国最近进入了洪水高发期 Britain has started flooding quite often these days.
有几点原因 A couple of reasons for this.
其一，越来越多的人开始购买丰田普锐斯 One, a lot of people these days are buying Toyota Priuses,
这让地球冷却了下来，以至于引起了更多的降雨 which is cooling the world down and that's causing more rain.
另外很多房子都被建在洪水多发区 And a lot of houses are being built on flood plains,
所以洪水没有其它地方可去 so there's nowhere for the water to go.
是的，因此我们永远都能看到 Yes, and because of this, we are
城镇被淹的这些照片 forever seeing pictures of towns that have been flooded.
图克斯伯里，海沃兹希斯，唐卡斯特，这些城镇都中招了 Tewksbury, Haywards Heath,Doncaster, they've all been hit,
在这所有的照片中 and whenever we look at these pictures,
我们都能看到很多可怜的泡水车 you can always see lots of marooned cars.
这就让我们开始思考 And this got us thinking.
有什么简单的办法能让我们的爱车避免这些无妄之灾 Is there some simple way that cars can be kept mobile
即便街道被淹在了三英尺（0.9144米）深的水下 even when the street is under three feet of water?
显然，你不可能简单的在车外安装一个水上推进器 Now, obviously, you can't simply fit an outboard motor to the back,
就像我们以前在横跨英吉利海峡的那集对日产皮卡做的改装那样 like we did with our cross-channel Nissan pick-up truck,
因为那样你的螺旋桨会被水下的障碍物给拌住 because the propeller would snag submerged obstacles around towns,
你也不能使用船桨，因为你会累死 and you can't really use oars,because that would be exhausting.
所以现在看来是没啥希望解决这个问题了，但是后来我想出了个好办法 It all looked hopeless,but then I had an idea.
我认为这就是解决洪泛区交通问题的锦囊妙计 I think this is the ideal transport for a flooded town
不论唐卡斯特还是图克斯伯里，因为气垫船可以悬浮在道路上， such as Doncaster or Tewkesbury,because a hovercraft simply
围栏上，奶牛上，几乎所有的东西，它都能通过 glides over road signs, railings,cows, just about everything, really.
先生们，我正向你们呈现的...就是我们的未来 Gentlemen, I give you...the future.
是吗？！你是不是建议我们 Is it?! Are you suggesting that
如果你住在洪水多发区...是 if you live in a town that might flood... Yeah.
..如果到了洪泛期，你去任何地方都要开着气垫船去 ..you go everywhere on a hovercraft in preparation for that day
以防不测？不。 when it does flood, if it does? No.
听着，如果你有一艘气垫船你可以在洪水时用，但我想说的是 OK, you have a hovercraft for when it floods, but I'm saying
我们可以给它装四个轮子，这样它就是辆普通轿车了 we put wheels on the bottom of this and then it's a normal car!
不，它不会变成普通轿车！它只是带轮子的气垫船罢了 No, it isn't! It's a hovercraft with wheels on the bottom.
或者，我还有B方案 Or, this is my other plan,
我们把一辆车改造成一艘气垫船，就像这艘 we get a car and turn it into a hovercraft, like this.
噢，你开玩笑吧。不，他说明了一个问题 Oh, for God's sake.No, he's onto something.
如果你仔细想想看，一辆车已经有一台引擎和车轮了 If you think about it, a car already has an engine and wheels
以及乘员舱和行李舱 and space for the passengers and space for the luggage,
所以你所需要做的只是加上一台引擎提供悬浮力 so all you need to do is add to that another engine to provide the lift.
然后再加一台引擎提供推进力。就是这么回事。 And another engine to provide the thrust. There you go.
以及一些气垫在车底周围 And some skirts around the bottom.
那这车的体积必须十分庞大 It's going to have to be quite big,this car.
大车有很多啊-奔驰S级 There are big cars -Mercedes S-Class.
劳斯莱斯幻影，那货真的很大。而且很贵 Rolls-Royce Phantom, that's massive.Expensive.
玛莎拉蒂总裁，你能把它们都装进去 Maserati Quattroporti, you can pick those up for next to nothing.
你能装三个引擎，和气垫以及所有你想装的东西 You can put three engines in that,and skirts and everything.
当哈蒙德去找合适车型的时候 While Hammond went off to find a suitable car,
我正努力让自己成为一个气垫船驾驶专家 I spent some time becoming even more expert at driving a hovercraft.'
我没想过要翻越这玩意 Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
船长出发前往Top Gear水陆两栖车辆秘密研发基地 And James headed off to Top Gear's secret amphibious engineering centre
位于约克郡，朋尼斯顿镇 in the Yorkshire town of Penistone,
就在圣玛丽街边的乐购公司后面 just off St Mary's Street behind Tesco's.'
当杰瑞米在儿童游乐园玩的正开心时 While Jeremy hangs around in the children's playground out there,
我来给你们讲解一下气垫船基本的工作原理 I'll go through a few hovercraft absolute basics for you.
你可以想象你从正前方看着它， If you imagine looking at it from the front, you have
你会觉得很简单 - 一个你坐的平台 this is very basic - a platform,
以及其它一些东西 wherever you sit and all the rest of it.
上面有一个大风扇 There's a huge fan inside,
它把空气吹向船底的气垫 which blows air downwards to form a cushion underneath.
聪明的是，这个气垫由柔韧且富有弹性的橡胶裙边 Now, the clever thing is,this is contained by a flexible
包围在车身四周 skirt around the edge,
正因如此它有一种自动适应能力，因为 and for this reason it's sort of self-regulating, because
一定数量的空气从气垫溢出... a certain amount of this cushion of air escapes out of the sides...
..悬浮是没有方向性的，所以加上推进力 ..floating about pointlessly,so propulsion,
通常你会需要另一个... you have generally another...
很可惜，在船长完成他的讲课之前 Sadly, before James had a chance to finish his interesting lecture,
哈蒙德带着他找的车抵达了 Hammond arrived with his car.'
这不算是一辆轿车，对吧？ It's not really a car, is it?
确实不是，这是一辆福特全顺货车，而且它很完美。不是吗？让我来给你解释一下它 No, it's a Ford transit van,and it's perfect. Is it?Let me talk you through it.
这里的引擎舱有我们需要的引擎用来驱动前轮 What we've got here at the front is an engine to power the front wheels
用来行驶。在它后面，就是我们的驾驶舱 and drive it along.Behind that, seats, room for us.
再然后，是货舱用来放我们的行李 Behind that, room for our luggage.
这里的空间可以放一台引擎用来提供升力 Here, room for an engine to provide lift,
后面的空间可以再放一台引擎用来提供推进力 and at the back, room for another engine to provide thrust.
你还想咋样？！这基本上就是一艘气垫船了，我已经能看出来了。 What?! It's practically a hovercraft already, I can see it.
它就是我们需要的 It's what we need.
于是我们把福特推进了工作间... With the van parked in the workshop...
停好！ And stop!
..理查德开始准备安装两台 ..Richard set to work mounting the two motorcycle engines
提供升力和推进力的发动机 that would provide lift and thrust.
与此同时，我为气垫车的气垫开始忙活 I, meanwhile, was making good progress with the skirts,
直到我们的砖家驾驶员来到现场... until the expert hover pilot arrived...
抱歉！谢你大爷！ Sorry! Thank you!
..接下来砖家就开始各种抱怨 ..and immediately started to complain
我们没有足够的动力 that we wouldn't have enough power.'
这引擎还不够大。够大。不够，太小了 That is not big enough.It is. It isn't, it's titchy.
这是台90马力的引擎，而且这仅仅是用来提供升力的 It's a 90 horsepower engine,and this is doing just the lift.
我还有另一台90马力引擎用来做推进器。真的很足够了 I've got another 90 horsepower engine to do the thrust. That's a lot.
真的？这艘船有多少马力？35马力 Is it? How much power has this got?35.
并且这35马力是用来同时提供升力和推进力的 And that's got to do both the lift and the thrust.
记住了，我有两台引擎 I've got two engines, remember.
看，启动引擎，我给你展示这引擎能做些什么 Look, fire it up, I'll show you what that can do.
保持 Hold on.
看到了吧？我们有... See? So we've got...
我们有比这货多几倍的动力 We've got many times that.
这船只有35马力。而我们有180马力 We've got 35 doing both.You've got 180.
是的，完全正确。180马力对35马力。动力十分充足 Yeah, exactly right. The equivalent of 180 to your 35. That is plenty.
动力问题解决了，我们继续改造工作 With the power issues settled,we went to work.
然而，在工作室外面，我发现了一个新问题 Then, out on the proving ground,I uncovered a problem.'
你在干啥？ What are you doing?
是这样，当它开到一些特殊地形上面时，它就不能工作了 Well, it turns out there are some surfaces where it doesn't work.
我意思是它能在木板上行驶也能在水上行驶 I mean, it's all right on the wood and it's all right on the water.
考虑一下比例。这个模型很小，这些石头对它来说就相当巨大 Think of scale. This is small, these rocks by comparison are enormous.
如果是真船... If you scale that up...
但是如果你这么考虑, But if you think about it,
我们的船要去一些地方，比如教堂... our hovercraft is going to need to go over, you know, churches...
不是压过教堂！ Not a whole church!
抛开我的疑虑，工作正在如火如荼的进行 But despite my concerns,the work continued.'
我的设想是在右边的驾驶位驾驶车辆 My plan is to drive the van normally from the normal seat over there
而在左边切换到气垫船模式驾驶 and then you switch to this seat for hover mode.
一瞬间，引擎就被装上去了 Soon the engines were fitted,
不必要的部件被统统切掉，之后，我们的气垫车就做好出厂准备了 unnecessarily heavy items had been removed, and our van was ready.
先生们，克里斯托·科克勒（气垫船发明者），巴恩斯·沃利斯（航空工程师）... Gentlemen, Christopher Cockerell,Barnes Wallis...
弗兰克·惠特尔（20世纪英国发明家，喷气发动机发明者之一） Fred Whittle.
你是说弗兰克。随便了 You mean Frank. Whatever.
他们老哥几个都会在我们的阴影下颤抖 They will all now be shivering in the cold dark shadow
因为我们的杰作。这真是绝对的，绝对的神作。 of our magnificence.It's utterly, utterly brilliant.
让我来介绍一下这家伙，沿着这一边你能看见 Let me talk you through this thing,because along the side you'll see
这些裙边已经准备好，切换到气垫模式就能张开 here are the skirts ready to be deployed when we switch to hover mode,
在后面，如果朝这看，你可以看见在中间 then at the back, if we look in here,you can see mounted amidships,
那是第二台引擎 - 用来产生升力 that's the second engine - that's powering the lift.
最后这里，是第三台引擎 - 用来推动气垫船前进 Here at the back, the third engine - that's powering the thrust.
这风扇、这尾舵 - 简直堪称完美 The fans, the rudder - it's actually quite beautiful.
但是它能正常工作吗？ But would it work?
为了找到答案，我们把它开上了彭尼斯顿的大街 Well, to find out, we took it onto the streets of Penistone.
我正在想这玩意一年有364天都是以汽车形态工作 What I think is critical is that for 364 days a year,
它必须首先要是辆车，是吧？是的，是的 this has to just be a car,does it not? Yeah. Yes.
就是平时你用来购物 Just something you would use for shopping,
送孩子去学校的工具，它绝对能胜任 taking the children to school,and it's absolutely perfect at that.
我说，我们就这么开着它绕着彭尼斯顿转圈圈... I mean,we're driving around Penistone...
这么驾驶着它在街上跑，就和普通车一模一样 And there's nothing to tell me there's anything unusual about this.
路人没有意识到 What they don't realise is that
当河坝溃堤时，我们已经准备好一切措施 when the River Penis bursts its banks, we're ready
这一路上没一个人有这种准备。是的 in a way that no-one else is. Yeah.
嘿，这车起个什么名字好呢？我们还没给它起名字。鲍勃 Hey, what about a name?We haven't thought of a name. Bob.
全顺风机。全顺风机！我喜欢这名字。 Transit Fan. Transit Fan! Yeah.I like that.
或者我们可以叫它气垫货车 Or we could just call it the hovervan.
气垫货车很直观，一听就知道它是个啥东东 Hovervan sort of says what it does.
它干的活就像它的名字听起来一样，对吧？ It does what it says on the tin,doesn't it?
是的，气垫货车！ Yeah, hovervan!
确定了它能在路面上完美工作之后， Having established that it worked well on the road,
我们在附近找到一个水库用来验证它能否在水上也能完美工作 we found a nearby reservoir where we could test it on the water.
这是个好地方。就在这里干吧 This is ideal. This will do.
只用了90分钟，裙边就展开了 After just 90 minutes,the skirts were deployed,
引擎防水板也安装完毕 the engine waterproofing system was in place,
我们哥三动用了BBC所有的保险措施和急救预案 and the three of us had ticked all the BBC's health and safety boxes.
这真是令人激动啊。没错，现在我来开动气垫模式 It's quite exciting. It is. Now,I'm switching to the hover seat.
我走不动路了 I can't walk.
在一大群路人的围观下，我们开始了第一次下水测试 As a massive crowd gathered,we began.
理查德哈蒙德...是的！打开气垫开关。就是这样！ Richard Hammond... Yes!Engage hover mode. This is it!
好的，先启动气垫引擎，对的。 Right, this is the lift engine going on first. Yes.
是的！我们漂起来了！我们在悬浮 Yes! We are rising! We are hovering.
启动推进引擎！前进吧！ Engage thrust mode! Here we go!
推进引擎正在运行。太棒了！ Thrust engine is running. Yes!
喔！ Oh!
我们在移动。我们在移动！ We're moving. We are moving!
有效果！ It works!
我们准备下水了 We're going in.
我们的全顺从陆地开到了水中！ And now the transition from land to water!
提高升力，哈蒙德，更多升力！已经全力运行了！ More lift, Hammond, more lift!I'm giving it all it's got!
哈蒙德，加大！加大！ Hammond, more! More!
哈蒙德，更多升力！ Hammond, more lift!
坚持住！ Hang on!
怎么会这样！我们要把它救起来，救起来！ Why did that happen!We've got to save it, save it!
好的，我们需要后面来一点浮力 OK, we've got a bit of flooding back here.
我说来一点的时候，我的意思其实是很多。那真的已经是全力了吗？ When I say a bit, I mean,quite a lot. Was that full power?
你没给出足够的升力！你这个白痴！ You didn't give it enough lift!You idiot!
你入水太快了。所以它沉了 You went in too quickly.It swamped.
所以，就这样，我们只好重新回炉 Right, and with that,back to the drawing board.
好吧，这简直就是一场灾难 Well, that was a complete catastrophe
这一切都是哈蒙德的错。怎么是我的错？ and it was all Hammond's fault.How was it my fault?
因为按照预计，这些引擎应该是能让车浮起来的 Because, as predicted, those engines weren't powerful enough.
不，问题在于，我从不会想这么说 No, the problem was,and I never thought I'd say this,
船长的裙边太小了 James's skirt was too small.
不，不，不是我的错，我的裙边没问题 No, no, I'm not having that,there was nothing wrong with my skirt.
问题是他直接冲进了水里，就像以前一样 The problem was that he just charged into the water, as usual,
跟个傻瓜似的 like an imbecile.
好吧，不管怎样，这次彻底失败了 Well, whatever,it was a total failure,
但是巴恩斯·沃里斯(参与研发协和客机的英国航空工程师)在逆境下也没有放弃 but Barnes Wallis didn't give up in the face of adversity,
我们也不会，等会你们就能看见奇迹 and neither did we,as you shall see later on.
现在，又到了我们的明星蹂躏廉价车环节 Now, though, it is time to put a star in our reasonably priced car.
我们今晚的嘉宾最近十分有名 Now, my guest tonight is enormously famous these days
因为他有一副雄伟的络腮胡子 because of his massive sideburns
并且你永远不想和他握一次手 and because you wouldn't want to shake hands with him.
别担心，我说的不是约翰麦克米克（英国电视赛马专家） Don't worry,it's not John McCririck.
实际上，他就是，金刚狼 It is, in fact, Wolverine.
女士们先生们，请欢迎今晚的嘉宾休·杰克曼！ Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome Hugh Jackman!
你好吗？ How are you?
请坐。谢谢 Have a seat. Thank you.
我的手居然没事 Hands are fine.
这么多的笑脸，热情洋溢的笑脸 That's a lot of smiling faces today.Smiley, sweaty faces.
我很喜欢这氛围。我觉得就像在澳洲老家一样。谢谢这么热情 I love it. I feel like I'm in Australia. Thank you for this.
事实上，关于这一点，我们一直都致力于让客人有宾至如归的感觉 Actually, on that note, we like to feel our guests feel at home,
你很享受那杯渣渣吗？是啊！ so are you enjoying the Ashes? Yeah!
你或许想聊一下狮子巡回赛（英国橄榄球赛）？是啊 Or would you prefer to talk about the Lions tour? Yeah.
或者聊聊奥林匹克，或者安迪穆雷。这个国家究竟怎么了？！ Or the Olympics, or Andy Murray.What's going on in this country?!
我来到这里时，气温就有31摄氏度，并且你们英国佬开始赢得所有的比赛 Since I came here, it's 31,you're winning every sport,
我就像，怎么了，这简直乱套了！我们只是蛰伏了几年而已 I'm like, what, this is wrong!We just had a few years off.
不过在这么热的夏天来到英国还是有一点很好的 But you know the good thing about this being such a hot summer,
我来英国多年，我的父母就是英国人 I've been coming here for many years, my parents are English,
当我12岁第一次来到这里时 and since I was 12,when I first came here,
这里每个人都在谈论那年夏天只有76华氏度（24.4摄氏度） everyone talks about the summer of '76.
我就想，这是个什么样的国家，为什么每个人都在追忆只有24摄氏度的夏天？ I'm like, what kind of country do you live in when everybody reminisces about the summer of '76?
最终，还是结束了 And finally, that's over.
相信我，你还记得英国今年的初夏吗？ Trust me, did you miss the first half of this summer?
那简直是太（操蛋）了 That was BLEEP.
我们等下会聊聊你的新电影《金刚狼》，毫无疑问 We're going to get onto Wolverine in a minute, obviously,
新电影，但是在你童年时 the new movie,but when you were growing up,
我了解到你实际上原本是想干音乐剧这行 from what I can understand, you actually wanted to be in musicals.
你最近在悲惨世界里的形象是你更贴合的目标 Your recent appearance in Les Miserables was more where you
我这么说没错吧？ wanted to go.Am I right in saying that?
是啊，这很奇怪，我总是... Yeah. It's weird, I always did...
音乐剧的一些事情通常更容易打动我 The musical side of things was actually more of a surprise for me.
我演过几次非常好的音乐剧但是我表现的很糟 I did a couple of eminent musicals and I was really bad.
我还记得演《西区故事》 I remember actually doing West Side Story
一个东部的郊区乐团 for the Eastern Suburbs Musical Society.
我死也唱不上去最高的三个音 I couldn't sing any of the top three notes.
我扮演的人叫托尼，并且... I was playing Tony and...
♪ 玛丽亚, 玛丽亚... ♪之后调子变得十分高 ♪ Maria, Maria... ♪ And then it goes really high.
每晚我都不敢相信我在舞台上干这个 Every night, I can't believe I did this on stage,
♪ 玛丽亚, 玛丽亚，玛..♪ ♪ Maria, Maria, Ma...♪
给负责音效的同事使眼色... Looking into the wings...
♪ 玛丽亚 ♪ ♪ Maria! ♪
很聪明的解决尴尬的方法 A really clever way.
所有的同事都跑过来对我赞美道：“那个负责音效的哥们技术太渣了” All my mates came, "That sound department sucked, man."
“你的嗓音真是出色极了，但就在最高潮的部分，他居然给你出了岔子！” You were awesome, and right at the key moment, just cut out!
显然，在成为金刚狼之前，你就让别人记住了你的名字 Obviously, you made a name for yourself before Wolverine came along,
但是，究竟是什么促使你对自己说：“是的，我要进军到...” but what was it that caused you to say, "Yeah, I want to move into..."
实际上，变成一种漫画英雄 effectively, the kind of comic book franchise of X-Men?
这真的很有趣 It's interesting.
当我刚开始接触金刚狼这一角色时 When I got the part of Wolverine,first of all,
我必须接受它，无论它是个什么 I would have taken it no matter what it was,
我当时没有其它的工作，但我并没有意识到这是个多么棒的角色 I had no other job at the time,but I didn't realise how good
实际上，当时我的老婆对我说：“你不能干这个，这实在太荒谬了” a part it was, and in fact,my wife said, "You can't do this.This is ridiculous."
有次试镜，她也跟着一起去了，看完剧本之后她就对我说 I was auditioning, she read the scene with me and said,
“金刚狼这片子感觉很危险，爪子还会从手里伸出来，太恶心了！” "Wolverine senses danger and claws come out of his hands. Snikt!"
她说，“这真是太荒谬了，你是在英国皇家剧院演歌剧的人” She said, "This is ridiculous.You're at the Royal National Theatre in London,
“现在却演个会长爪子的怪物” "and now you're going to have claws."
她大哭大闹一番之后说：“你自己决定吧！” She chucked it down and says,"You're on your own!"
这是和她结婚18年内她犯过的唯一错误 The only time she's ever been wrong in 18 years.
她不看这档节目，所以我说这些事情毫无压力 And she doesn't watch this show,so I'm all good in saying that.
好吧，聊聊你的新作，刚上映的《金刚狼》。是的。给我们剧透一下 So, Wolverine, new movie out. Yeah.Tell us about it.
这部电影就为X战警迷而生，接着X战警第3部的内容描写 So the movie takes place, for X-Men fans, it's straight after X-Men 3,
金刚狼又回到最平凡的生活 Wolverine is literally at the bottom of his life.
他发誓不再变成金刚狼 He's almost made a vow not to be Wolverine,
因为他曾所到过的地方，他所爱的人都死掉了 cos everywhere he goes,the people he loves die,
电影充满着他的痛苦和后悔，以及各种毁灭 it's filled with pain and regret,destruction,
一切让他伟大的事物，同时也让他悲伤和失落 so everything that makes him great also brings his sadness and loss.
这就是他的状况。他接下来去了日本 That's where you find him.He then gets brought to Japan.
这是以原漫画内容为基础的剧本 This is based on one of the great comic books ever written,
一个日本传说，一个关于武士的故事 this Japanese saga,or the samurai story.
他去了之后，当然，他要发掘内心的世界和他内在的人格， And in he goes, and of course, he has to look inside himself to find
以及选择将成为怎样的一个人 the inner person and choose what he wants to be.
不用多说，我们有一段预告片 Needless to say, we have a clip,
我们来看看。真的很精彩 we'd like to show that now if we may. Fantastic.
我的雇主想感谢你救了他的命 My employer wants to thank you for saving his life.
我想要报答你，罗根 I wanted to repay you, Logan.
我能结束你的超能力 I can end your eternity.
让你变回凡人 Make you mortal.
我不能像以前一样自我修复了 I'm not healing like before.
这就是你带来的所有人吗？ Is that all the men you brought?
你的祖父叫我浪人 Your grandfather called me a ronin -
一个浪人武士... a samurai without a master...
..谁漫无目的地活着 ..who has no reason to live.
他还好吗？ Was he right?
就是这样 There it is.
那天晚上已经欣赏过你的大作了 Saw it the other night.
谢谢 Thank you.
新电影中我发现件事情 One of the things I noticed in the new film is
你的毛比原来少多了 the hair is a lot less extravagant than it has been in the past.
是啊，环保组织对我们的发胶用量 Yeah, environmental groups really had a go at us
提出过严正交涉 for the amount of hairspray we were using.
他们一定指责你们是破坏臭氧层的元凶，一定是这样 That must have been the ozone layer right there, gone, really.
绝对。所以我们改进了发胶使用方法，我们也与时俱进 Completely. So we've quit that,we've moved on.
所以大部分镜头都是在日本完成的 So, you were filming a lot of that in Japan.
是的。那是个不错的国家对吗？ Yeah. Isn't that a great country?
我喜欢日本。我曾去过那里11次 I love Japan.I've been there maybe 11 times.
我喜欢他们的风俗，他们对细节的执着，以及日本料理... I love the customs, their attention to detail, the food...
那里的出租车司机都戴着白手套 The cab drivers wear gloves.
所有人都很有礼貌所有的事物也都很... Everything is polite and everything's...
但我做了一些失礼的事情。在日本？是啊 But I did make a few faux pas.In Japan? Yeah.
最糟的一次是在温泉 The worst one was the onsens.
你去过温泉吗，他们那里的浴室？ Did you go to the onsens,the bathhouses that they have?
我知道你想说啥。不，我的JJ太小了 I know exactly what you mean.No, my penis is too small.
没错。你知道我啥意思？ Right. You know what I mean?
不知道！ No!
好吧我们继续！ There we go!
接着说，对于没去过的人来说，它们就是天然温泉 So anyway, for those who haven't been, they're natural springs,
它们很热并且很神奇 and they're hot and they're incredible,
这是日本文化的一部分 and it's part of the culture.
那真是非常繁琐，你必须穿上一大堆的衣服 It's a whole rigmarole, you have to put everything in the locker,
你要穿上长袍，你要穿上榻榻米 you have to put on a robe,you put on slippers,
当你进去时，啥东西都没有 and then when you go in, nothing.
他们给你一块浴巾，类似法兰绒面料的浴巾 They give you a little towel,almost like a flannel sort of thing,
这就是全部，你走进去，很热 and that's it, you walk in, hot.
地狱一样热，所有人到处走，裸着溜达 Hot as hell, everyone's walking around, walking around naked,
大概待了一个小时 you're there for about an hour.
他们有一个小冷水池用来给自己降温 And they have one little cold pool to cool yourself down,
因为所有东西都超级热 cos everything's super hot.
所以我拿浴巾沾了点水放到我的头上 So, I'm dipping it in the coal pool and I'm putting it on my head,
用来给自己降温 to cool myself down.
我就这么坐着 And I'm sitting like this
就在那时我感觉所有人都在用一种奇怪的眼神看着我，我就想 and I'm getting the weirdest looks from all the guys, and I thought,
“这真奇怪，我不知道发生什么事情了” "This is really weird, I don't know what's going on."
最后，有一个日本哥们 And then finally, one guy,
他面对着我坐在浴池里并且... he was sitting in the tub like this and he goes...
我就想“不，伙计，那不是我的东西” I was like, "No, mate,not my thing."
然后我恍然大悟“哦，是啊...?噢，是的！那块浴巾是用来盖住这里的，没错！” I went, "Oh, really...? Oh, right!The flannel was for that, right!"
我提着浴巾到处抡，“呜，嘿！” I'd just been waltzing around,“Woo, hey!”
伙计你好吗？你看起来不错啊帅哥！ How you doing? How you doing!"
原本我打算尽量避免聊到车，因为我翻过你的用车史 I was avoiding getting on to cars,cos I'd looked into your history
那不是太...不是小孩的时候，总之 and it's not... Not as a child,anyway,
因为你的童年大多数时间都 cos you seem to have spent most of your childhood
在一辆沃尔沃的后排座用来周游澳大利亚 being driven around Australia in the back of a Volvo.
我记得我父亲有一辆沃尔沃 I remember my dad getting a Volvo,
因为他是个会计师，并且他听说沃尔沃是世界上最安全的车 literally because he's an accountant and he'd heard it's the safest car.
沃尔沃后排座都可以放倒 They had those little seats in the back that would fold up backwards,
我的整个童年都花在了那辆沃尔沃的后排对着后面的司机竖中指 and I basically spent my entire childhood giving the finger
并且很多次我都快吐了 to cars behind me and almost throwing up,
因为那后面的小冷柜里装满了饮料和食物 because it was the week-old cooler filled with the food,
因为我的父亲做事很周密，所以后面装满了整整一周的食物 because my dad was really tight,so he would pack food for a week
我们车内的温度就和我们现在一样 and we'd have it in the back of the car in temperatures like this,
我把脚就这么放在上面 and I'd have my feet on it,
所以我闻起来就像是一条变质的猪肝香肠 so I'm smelling like bad liverwurst and things like that.
你的孩子们有在车里呕吐过吗？ Have your kids ever gone through the car-sickness phase?
我的女儿有点晕车，是的 My daughter gets it a little bit, yeah.
我就在想，你知道那些汽车厂家总是吹嘘他们的产品性能 I just think, you know when a car manufacturer quotes the ability
一辆车从静止加速到100英里每小时 of a car to stop from 100 miles an hour,
100千米每小时，减速到零 100 kilometres an hour,down to zero?
如果你带着一个会呕吐的孩子在车上，你总能破纪录 You can always beat it when a child goes, "I'm feeling a bit sick."
因为一个孩子如果吐在车里，那车就要被换掉了 Because when a child is sick in a car, the car has to be written off.
是的，直接换新的！ Yes, replaced immediately!
没有例外！绝对！ There is no chance! Absolutely!
好吧，显然，你今天来到这里 So, obviously, you came here today,
气温和澳洲很相似 temperatures very similar to Australia. Right.
我意思是很热。我想还有个小问题 I mean, properly hot. There is a bit of a problem, I think,
在我们的最新廉价车里 with our new reasonably priced car,
因为它在关掉空调的情况下会跑的更快。没错 because it is much faster with the air conditioning off. Yeah.
显然，你把空调关掉了 Apparently, you did turn it off.
是的。因为我要争取更多优势 Yeah.Because I was hoping for any edge.
我的驾驶技术很烂，是吧？ My driving ability is so bad. Is it?
我的助手也在这，我认识他已经20年了 My assistant is here,who I've known for 20 years.
他是Top Gear这档节目的超级粉丝。他对我上这档节目很生气 He's a mad fan of this show. He's pissed off with me that I'm here.
他说“你不够格” He says, "You don't deserve it.
我对这节目很有研究，我每集必看 I've put in the effort,I've watched every episode,
我热爱这档节目，你看看你，你只拍过几部电影 I love this show, and look at you,you do a couple of movies,
演了几个角色而已，而你却有机会和Stig一起开车！ you pretend to be someone else and you're driving the car with Stig!"
不管怎么说，你在赛道上，关掉空调...是的 Anyway, you went out there,air conditioning off... Yeah.
..做了你的最快圈.是的。大家想看吗？ ..for your hot lap. Yeah.Anyone want to see it?
是的！ Yes!
来让我们欣赏欣赏 Let's play the tape.
是的，我感觉就像极品飞车！ Yeah, I feel the need for speed!
6000转，走你 6,000, here we go.
这看上去，是的，你就坐在车里 This is looking, actually,like you're on it,
看起来你真的很认真的想要... like you really care about whether you're going to...
哇噢，我说，这里的过弯真的很不错 Ooh, I say,that's good grip through there.
威猛的入弯。我在车里看起来好矮 Aggressive turning. I literally look very low in the car.
车座本来就很低。是的！我不认为我很有竞争力 It's a low seat. Yes! I didn't think I was going to feel competitive.
我的天，我感受到了压力！ My God, am I feeling competitive!
提前刹车，记住Stig说过的 Brake a little earlier,remember what Stig said.
看得出来，你的驾驶风格 I can see, the way you're driving,
就像是一个男人想要... that this is a man who wants that thing to...
呼呼呼！耶! Oh-ho-ho! Yeah!
加油，杰克曼！ Come on, Jackman!
6000转，很好 6,000, that's good.
到了，就是这个弯角，我的弱势 All right, this is my Achilles heel,this corner.
是的，这个弯角是所有人的弱点 Yeah, it's everybody's Achilles heel.
他们经常在倒数第二弯和第一弯滑出去 They mostly go off at the second to last corner.
休，这其实还不错 Hugh, this is not bad at all.
真的？不错 Isn't it? No.
我实际上被震撼了 I'm actually deeply impressed.
你比上个星期的嘉宾班尼迪克特还擅长用尽赛道 You're using more of the track than Benedict did last week.
好的，不要像个娘们似的 OK. Don't be a pussy.
保持住。保持 Stay on it. Just stay.
噢！不敢相信我在那个弯居然没松油门 Oh, can't believe I'm staying on there.
全油门通过。是的，Stig！你会为我感到骄傲的！ Full accelerator. Yeah, Stig!You'd be proud of me!
那真是豁出命去过那个弯 It does take guts to do that.
坚定的踩住油门。离轮胎墙很近吗？ Keep your foot hard in it.And close to the tyres?
哇噢，是的！贴得很近！ Whoa, yes! Close to those tyres!
橡胶的味道！ Smell the rubber!
好的，让我们看看这个弯过的怎么样... Right, now, let's see if you clip this nicely...
是的，很好 Yes, that is very good.
噢！几乎就要滑出去了，不过保持的很好 Oh! Nearly off there,but held it nicely.
Gambon弯，也干的不错 Gambon, that's nicely done,as well.
冲线！ Across the line!
噢！ Oh!
好的... So...
你的成绩在我手上。噢，是的 I have your time here. Oh, OK.
你觉得你会在哪？ Where do you think you came?
我觉得... I'm thinking...
哦，查理斯当斯 Oh, Charles Dance.
大概在他这个水平 Either just above or just below Charles.
在他左右。你觉得你会在1分48秒左右，是吗？ Just above or just below.But you're in the 1.48s, you think?
是的。好的-没问题 Yeah. Okey-doke.
好吧，你的成绩是1分... well, you did it in 1...
40... 40...
..6... ..6...
喔！ Oooh!
..点1.所以，你是我们速度板上的第三名！哇噢！ ..1. So, you're now our third fastest! Wow!
伙计！ Mate!
欧文在哪？ Where's Irving?
多么热烈的欢呼... Singing, dancing...
欧文！ Irving!
在找你的助手？ Looking for your mate?
欧文在哪？欧文？你在哪，欧文？ Where's Irving? Irving?Where are you, Irving?
欧文，过来。他一定对这个很不满 Irving, come out.He's going to hate this.
他会说“你跑的像个渣” He said, "You were crap."
他说“你真可怜，你让我太囧了” He said, "You're pathetic.You've embarrassed me."
欧文，你在哪？来吧，伙计 Irving, where are you?Come on, mate.
第三名。我震惊了。耶！ Third. I'm impressed. Yeah!
我很吃惊。谢谢！ I'm impressed. Thank you!
我们都很震惊。那是有录像的！ We are all impressed.That's on tape!
有录像为证！ It's on tape!
女士们先生们，休杰克曼！ Ladies and gentlemen, Hugh Jackman!
谢谢 Thank you.
好的，早些时刻，我们造了一辆气垫货车 Now, earlier on,we built a hovervan,
然后沉了 which sank.
是的，它能以汽车的形态正常行驶 Yeah, it worked perfectly well as a van,
只不过不能在水上航行 it just didn't really work as a hovercraft.
但是没关系，我们还有后招 But no matter, because we've had another go,
女士们先生们，它又回来了！ ladies and gentlemen,and here it is!
现在，在它的后面 Now, in the back
我把两个90马力的引擎给换掉了 I have replaced the two 90 horsepower engines with these.
取而代之的是，升力引擎来自雅马哈R1超级摩托车 For the lift, we have the engine from a Yamaha R1 Superbike.
而推进发动机，是一台非常紧凑的 And for the thrust, a compact,
轻量级2.4升V8赛车引擎 lightweight 2.4 litre V8 from a Radical track car.
所有这些东西意味着，这台气垫车如今 All of which means,in the back of this van,
拥有600马力 there is now 600 horsepower.
哦嚯！ Oooh!
喔，是的。我同时要说，在加上了 Oh, yes. I, meanwhile,have been fitting
这些更新，更大，更坚固的裙边之后 these new, bigger, tougher skirts,
就是马上呈现在你眼前的这玩意，像这样 which you just lower in a jiffy, like so.
我还在这上面加装了，这些 And I've also added,on top of those,
充气橡胶管，让它的安全系数更高 these inflatable rubber tubes,which make it a bit less sinky.
我们对第二代的气垫车很有信心 We're so confident that the mark II hovervan will work
所以我们穿上了普通衣服来测试它 that we shall be testing it in our home clothes,
而没有穿救生衣 but not on a reservoir.
另外不同的是我们测试地点是这里 Instead, we shall be testing it here
波涛汹涌的艾文河上 on the mighty Avon.
伴随着两岸伸出的树枝，河底的购物车残骸 With overhanging branches,submerged shopping trolleys
以及其它一些障碍物 and many obstacles,
艾文河是最理想的洪水街道模拟场地 the Avon more realistically represents a flooded street.
如果我们的船能在这河上正常工作 If our van works here, it will work
那么它也能在你居住的镇子发生洪水时正常工作 in your town when the torrent comes.
好的，听着。我来开船 Right, listen. I'm going to drive.
哈蒙德，你负责控制引擎舱。没错 Hammond, you're in charge of the engine room. Right.
梅，你来导航 And James, you're the navigator.
我们信心满满的开始做起航前的各项程序 Brimming with confidence,we initiated the launch procedure.'
启动升力引擎！ Fire up the lift engine!
遵命，克拉克森船长 Aye aye, Clarkson.
启动推进器 Fire up the thrust engine.
我很喜欢我们的台词 I love all the things we have to say.
我懂的。来了。给点动力 I know. Here it comes.I'll give it a bit of a juice.
有了。有动力了 You have it. You have thrust.
我们开动了！我们在前进！向左转！ And we're moving! We are going!We're going right!
我们在摇摆！左满舵！ We're going sideways! Go to port!
我们来了！600马力 Here we go! 600 horsepower.
释放它！我们来了。哦，我的天！ Unleash it! Here we go. Oh, my God!
启动推进器。它工作了！ I'm engaging thrust. It works!
这货真的行了！ It only flipping works!
我们在漂浮...噢，（和谐音！） We're float... Oh, BLEEP!
我都湿了！太多水进来了！ I'm drowning! There is quite a lot of water coming in.
我在转向！雨刮器！ I'm turning it! Windscreen wipers!
更多的转向，我们要撞上岸边了！ Turn it more, we're going to hit the bank!
无能为力！杰瑞米，向右转！ Hard to starboard!Jeremy, turn right!
我不能...你不能那么做！ I don't... You can't do that!
它当然能！我们撞上了！ Of course it can! We've crashed!
我们被卡住了 We're a bit stuck.
你的驾驶技术应该是已经练习好的 This is the sort of practice you should have been doing
在我们忙着装配发动机和其它东西的时候你就应该学会怎么开这玩意了 while we were busy fitting engines and building this thing.
我们的气垫车，没有刹车，没有倒档 In my defence, hovercrafts have no brakes, no reverse,
没有任何操控感并且 extremely haphazard steering and,
如果你关掉升力引擎 if you cut the lift engine,
它不能在水上再发动 it can't be restarted on water.'
你在朝着另一边河岸撞过去？ You're heading for the other bank now?
我又掌控了动力 I'm coming back on the power.
又要撞上了！不要靠近岸边！ Here comes the bank! No brakes!
啊！撞了！ Aaaargh! Crash!
伙计们，转向那边！ Boy, steer that way!
这条河太窄了 This river's too narrow.
这就是河的形状 Well, it's river-shaped.
它们本来就又长又细 They tend to be long and thin.
要来了！我要全速让这家伙转向 Here we go! I'm going to give it full speed to return.
太多了！太多了！噢，看来有用。转向！ Too much! Too much!Oh, things are working. Steer it!
梅，我是这个世界上最优秀的气垫船驾驶员 James, I am one of the world's best hovercraft drivers.
噢，我看得出来。这就是为什么我们开进了树丛？ Oh, I can see that. Is that why we're in a nettle bush?
噢，没错 Oh, yes.
啊哈！你怎么想？ Ah-ha! What do you think of that?
那有个钓鱼的人 There's a man fishing.
我很抱歉。抱歉。这都是...抱歉 I'm sorry. Sorry. It's all... Sorry.
树！树！树！树！树！树！ Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree!
噢，好粗壮的树！ Oh, huge tree!
不要停！ No brakes!
放松！你在紧张什么？ Relax! What are you worried about?
有树枝跑进来了！树枝进来了... We're in the tree!The tree's coming in the...
它们怎么能跑进来？ How can that be in the van?
奥！撞上了！ Ow! Crash!
噢，不，我们的前风挡玻璃裂开了！ Oh, no, we broke the window!
玻璃真的破了 We've actually broken the windscreen!
是的，你的确干的不错 Yes, you have. You've made a complete horse's arse of that.
我们能剪掉这一段录像。没人想知道这里发生的事情 We can edit this out.Nobody needs know this has happened.
那是钩杆吗，梅？是的 Is there a boathook, James? Yes.
把我们推离这里。我要转过去 Push us off. I'll come over.
你要注意这些按钮 You keep an eye on that.
别让它超过8.超过8？ Don't let it go over eight. Eight?
注意你的手肘！ Mind your elbow!
你的手肘几乎要关掉了升力引擎 Your elbow nearly killed the lift.
推！ Push!
这就像样了。搞定 That's more like it. That's it.
行了。走，走，走，走！ There you go. Go, go, go, go!
雨刷，梅！雨刷！ Wipers, James! Wipers!
它们坏掉了 They're broken.
理查德？什么事？ Richard? Yes?
我想我们已经掌握它了。很好 I think I've got the hang of it now. Brilliant.
让我靠边加点油吧。靠边干啥？ Let's go and refuel. Go and what?
我们要停下来加油。我们快没油了 We've got to stop for fuel.We're running out.
我们才开了十分钟！ We've only been going ten minutes!
是的，没错，我知道。但我们已经用光了... Well, yeah, I know.But we've used it all...
这家伙有600马力！它会消耗相当多燃油 There's 600 horsepower back there!It needs a lot of fuel.
这车油箱有多大？2加仑（2英制加仑=9.09升） How big's the tank? Two gallons.
2加仑？没错！ Two? Yeah!
随着这条爆炸性消息，我们重新靠岸 On that bombshell,we headed back to the bank.'
哈蒙德，准备关闭引擎，梅 Hammond, get ready to kill those engines and James,
准备切换到陆地模式 get ready to start up the other one.
哈蒙德，关掉引擎！ Hammond, kill the engines now!
关掉！已经关闭 Kill! Killed.
陆地引擎无法启动。什么？ Road engine's not starting. What?
为什么起动机不工作了？ Why is the starter not working?
因为它进水了。为什么你不给它做防水处理？！ Because it's wet.Why didn't you waterproof it?!
我没料到它会进水...为什么我们还在吵架？！ I didn't anticipate...Why are we still shouting?!
幸运的是，把它弄上岸一点也不麻烦 Fortunately, getting it out of the water was no bother at all.
但是，当我们重新加油时，我们收到了一个不受欢迎的惊喜 But, as we were refuelling,we received an unpleasant surprise.'
哈蒙德？什么？ Hammond? What?
新的挑战。什么内容？ It's the gold envelope. What?
我不希望... I wasn't expect...
你们将驾驶你们的气垫车从这里斯特拉福德顺流而下去到 You will drive your hover van from here in Stratford-upon-Avon
图克斯伯里，全英洪灾泛滥最频繁的城镇 to Tewkesbury, one of the most frequently flooded towns in the UK.
当你们抵达那里时，你们就能向当地居民展示你们的发明 Once there, you will show off your invention to the local residents."
那地方有多远？ How far is that?
大概50英里（80公里）。50英里？我们现在开了有多远？ Got to be 50 miles. 50?How far have we just done?
50码（45.72米）？那得加很多次油啊 50 yards?It's a lot of refuelling.
呃...没错 Er...right.
给马儿喂饱了草料... Having saddled up...
我感觉像黛西公爵（美国电视剧虚构人物） I feel like Daisy Duke.
..我们向图克斯伯里前进 ..we set off for Tewkesbury.
发动引擎 Engaging power.
左满舵 A full left turn.
噢，我们状态怎么样？ Oh, are we good or what?
状态良好 Excellent work.
继续保持航向，克拉克森船长 Continue as you are,Captain Clarkson.
各项指标良好！我喜欢！ Feels good every time!I love this!
这是辆伟大的机器 This is a great machine.
完美的机器。我想说，真的是这样 Brilliant machine.I mean, it really is.
因为一切运转良好，我们静下心来 With everything going well,we settled down for what
开始了我们悠闲的处女航 we hoped would be an uneventful maiden voyage.'
但是，当我们来到宁静祥和并且 But, as we arrived in the tranquil suburbs
历史气息浓郁的斯特拉特福德郊外（莎翁故乡） of historical Stratford-upon-Avon,
我们开始意识到噪音问题 we became conscious that there was an issue with noise.
另外还有水雾问题 And then, there was the spray.
左转舵 Then to the left.
抱歉，各位！我真的很抱歉！ Sorry, everybody! I do apologise!
真的非常抱歉！抱歉！ I'm so sorry! Sorry!
我们开了多远了？ How far have we come so far?
300码（274米）。很好。用了多久？大约20分钟 300 yards. Excellent. How long has it taken? About 20 minutes.
最后，我们来到斯特拉特福德的中心 Eventually, we arrived in the centre of Stratford,
遇到了我们的第一个障碍物 and encountered our first obstacle.
看，一座桥... Now, the bridge...
你要知道，这座桥始建于1480年（明朝成化十六年），是的 You need to know that the bridge is from 1480. Yep.
重要程度我已经说明，所以不要撞坏它。上吧 Grade I listed, so don't break it.Here we go.
雨刮！它们又在动了。不，不要。你要撞上了 Wipers! It's actually working. No,it's not. You are going to hit it.
我们撞上了一座历史悠久的石桥。你几乎做到了 We've crashed. The priceless bridge.You're almost there.
我已经湿透了，你这个白痴 I'm bloody drenched, you idiot.
在经过第一座桥的混乱之后 Having made a bit of a mess of that bridge,
我想出了一个好办法通过第二座桥 I came up with a cunning plan for the next one.
我以那个“禁止穿越”的标牌作为基准，这样我们的船就能... I'm aiming for the "no entry"on the basis that the hovercraft...
你会卡在桥洞里动弹不得。如果你瞄准一个目标，你绝对到不了那里 That's the last place you'll go.If you aim for something,you'll not go there.
不幸的是，我的计划不管用 Unfortunately,my plan didn't work.
它确实对着瞄准的目标前进。是的，但是你对准了吗？ It's gone where I aimed it.Yes, but is it going to clear it?
噢，我的天。要擦碰了... Oh, my God.It's getting a bit scrapey...
真惊人。我们做了一件了不起的事情！我们成功了！ That's amazing. We did a thing!We did a thing!
噢，天啊，划船的人 Oh, God, rowers.
注意。左转舵、向左、向左 Concentrate. Left, left, left.
梅，有个人在船上。有人在那船上 James, there's a man in a boat.There's a man in a boat.
你要绕开他。稳住！那条船上有人 You've got to miss him. That's the RSC! There's a man in a boat.
绕开他。向左，向左 Miss him. Left, left.
噢，天啊 Oh, my God.
噢，上帝。那人哪去了？ Oh, my God. Where is he?
他在这里。他在这里。我们很抱歉。抱歉。抱歉，伙计 He's here. He's here. I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry, mate.
我们可能在这里不受欢迎 We're probably not that welcome here.
于是我们决定离开这个镇子比较好 We therefore decided it would be best to get out of town.
但是，匆忙中，我们开进了摄像船的尾流里 But, in our haste,we became tangled in the wash from the camera boat.
这不太好。我们失去了所有的转向。我们有麻烦了 This is not good.We've lost all steering.We are in deep BLEEP here.
减速、减速、减速 Brace, brace, brace.
减速、减速、减速。抓紧。抓紧。停车、停车、停车。 Brace, brace, brace. Hold tight.Hold tight. Kill, kill, kill.
发生了什么？ What happened?
拥有气垫的东西，其实是非常、非常、非常的不稳定。没错 The thing with hovercrafting is it's brilliant, brilliant,brilliant, disaster. Yeah.
在对我们撞上的船的主人以及那个落水的骚年 Having apologised to the owners of the boats we'd hit,
进行了一番忏悔之后... and the man who'd fallen in...
詹姆斯梅同学，看看地图，走哪边？ James May, consult the map.Which way?
左转。 ..我们加了油之后很快又上路了 To the left. ..we refuelled and were soon on the move again.
在下一个村子里，我们决定停下来吃顿午餐 And in the next village,we decided to stop for some lunch.
我发现这里有一个很漂亮的小餐馆 I see a rather nice little restaurant here.
是的，看吧 Yes, check this out.
有专门为驾船来吃饭的顾客提供的泊位 Private mooring for use by restaurant customers only.
好的，我们就是来吃饭的，所以我们能停在这里。午饭，我们来了！ Well, we're restaurant customers,so we can. We're coming for lunch!
就在这时候，我们才发现，杰瑞米没有学会怎么把这家伙停车入位 At this point, we discovered that Jeremy hadn't learned how to park.
看我的 There we go.
噢，天啊，抓紧 Oh, God, hang on.
我又错过了 I've missed again.
我想你一定是开过了。你打算停在哪？ I think you've overdone it.Where are you going to park?
看在上帝的面子上，你怎么就不能好好停个船？抱歉、抱歉。 Why can't you just park it,for God's sake? Sorry, sorry.
抱歉，各位。抱歉。我不饿了 Sorry, everybody. Sorry.I'm not hungry.
为什么我们不找块板子在上面写个大大的“抱歉”？ Why don't we just make a sign that says "sorry"?
我们就在此时决定放弃午餐 We decided to abandon lunch at this point
然后... and instead...
看看我们的气垫车能以多快的速度逃跑 see how fast a hovervan could run away.
好的，哈蒙德，报给我推进器读数。7500转。8000转 OK, Hammond, give me read out on the thrust. 7,500. 8,000.
我们在飞驰，先生们 We are seriously moving now,gentlemen.
梅，我们现在速度多少？ James, how fast are we going?
我能用着些绳结在水中的状态算出我们的速度 I can work it out with this piece of knotted rope
就像以前胜利号战舰做的那样。那就去做吧 like they did on HMS victory.Go for it.
看起来不错现在。我们以巡航速度前进 This is looking good now.We are in the cruise.
好的，保持，保持。20再... Right, hang on, hang on. 20 in...
我们现在航速120节每小时，也就是138英里每小时（222公里每小时，- -#） We're doing 120 knots in an hour which is 138 miles an hour.
138英里。我们能起飞了 138. We are shifting now.
而且我们的优点在于，气垫船不会掀起浪花 And the great thing is, of course,hovervans cause no wash
所以不会伤害到水里和岸上的小动物 so don't damage the wildlife or the banks.'
我们就像微风拂过一样，只不过风力有点猛 We're like a breeze.Just a little gust.
噢，不，我们正在减速。发生什么了？你把那个给关掉... Oh, no, we're stopping. What's happened? You've dropped the...
我们在下沉。我们降下来了 We're sinking. We've gone down.
什么地方出问题了 That was, something went wrong.
我想一定是前面气垫的裙边破了 I think the skirt collapsed at the front.
这就意味着，我们要启动我们的紧急情况预案 This meant we had to initiate our emergency crash procedure.'
你们知道我在想什么吗，同志们？吸一点纯氧。哦，没错 Do you know what I think this calls for, gentlemen?A hit of oxygen. Oh, yes.
好主意。让我们恢复活力 A good idea.Let's cheer ourselves up.
嘿！哈！ Hey! Ah!
等等。为什么你的这么小只？ Hang on a minute.Why is yours so small?
为什么他们给你这么小的？ Why have they given you that one?
他们从派对里给你顺了一个啤酒罐 They've given you a sparkler canister from a Watney's Party Seven.
再吸一下，它就没了 One more push,and it will be out.
伙计们，你们知道我们刚干了什么吗？ Chaps, you do realise what we've just done?
我们耗尽了我们的氧气储备 We've exhausted the air supply.
我们在一艘正在下沉的船上，把救生氧气瓶拿来取乐 We've used all the oxygen for fun,while sitting in a sinking van.
这里是气垫车一号，呼叫艾文河救援队 This is Hovervan One calling Avon rescue.
艾文河求救，艾文河求救，求救 Avon calling, Avon calling, help.
幸运的是我们只开了50英里航程中的4英里， Happily, because we'd only covered four of our 50 miles,
吊车没过多久就开了过来 the crane didn't have far to come.
在我们修好了气垫 And after we'd fixed the skirt
以及重新加油之后，我们又重新上路 and refuelled again,we were back on the road.'
高兴吗？是的。引擎一切正常。放轻松 Happy? Yep. All is going well in the engine room. And relax.
悲剧的是，轻松时刻并没有持续太久 Sadly, though,the relaxing didn't last long.
噢，天啊，这里有座水闸。我们要通过这座水闸。 Oh, God, there's a lock.We've got to go through the lock.
你能开着一辆气垫车穿过这个...他们允许气垫车通行吗？ Can you go through locks in a...Do they let hovercrafts in?
好像老天爷为了增加我们这次挑战的难度，这里居然没有水闸管理员 To make matters worse,there was no lock keeper.
你们两个以前玩过水闸这东西吗？我从没摸过 Do you two feel up to a lock?I've never done one.
这辈子都没碰过 Never done one in my life.
你去把水位放平，要动作迅速 You've got to get the water level,but don't shilly-shally
因为我将要一个人控制这艘船 because I'm going to be all by myself out here.
哈蒙德和梅上岸之后...快，快。上岸！ With Richard and James ashore...Go, go. Get off!
..我开始一个人干三个人的活 ..I was a multitasking machine.
噢，这真是手忙脚乱 Oh, this is tricky.
我要一边保持稳定一边控制引擎 I'm having to drive and do all the engine stuff.
我现在就好像Sulu, Scotty and Spock的合体小金刚一样 I am Mister Sulu, Scotty and Spock all rolled into one here.
等等，水闸这边的水位要和另一边的水位持平 Hang on, the water in the lock has got to be the same level as the boat.
所以我们...所以我们要让那边降下来，不，不，不。是的 So we... So we have to go down that end. No, no, no. Yes.
还没搞定。我只有两加仑的油箱。抓紧点！ No, really. I've got a two-gallon fuel tank. Take your time!
这声音听起来比船内要吵多了，对吧？ It's quite loud when you're not on it, isn't it?
人们可能将不得不接受这个现实 People probably will have to get used to the idea
当人们开始使用气垫车,运河是比原来少了一分宁静 when people have hovervans that canals are a little less tranquil
但这是一个自然发展必经的过程，确实如此 than they have been historically.It's a natural progression, really.
当运河开始使用的时候你还在养马...小宇宙爆发吧。是的！ You have the pony when canals first began... Superhuman effort. Yes!
..然后内燃机出现了,船都装上了柴油发动机 ..then internal combustion came and boats got diesel engines.
现在，你看到的就是我们的未来 Now, this is the future.
好的，开进去了 Here we go. Going in.
是的，来点动力 Yes, bit of power.
动力能解决所有问题，就像我们平常看到的那样 Power solves all things,as we know.
很好！ Yes!
好啦，你转那个，我来推这个。噢噢噢！看这里！ Right, if you wind, I'll push.Ooohh! Look at this!
关闸。我们关掉了吗，还是...我不知道 Locking down. Are we locking down, or... I don't know.
我们关上了。继续前进...那是什么鬼东西? We're locking down. Keep forward...What the hell is that?
无论船开到哪。要关上所有的闸门。是的。什么闸门？ The boat will go wherever it goes.Close all the paddles. Yes.What's a paddle?
他们在干什么？说实话，我家的狗都知道怎么关闭水闸 What are they doing? Honestly, my dog would know how to work a lock.
看看那两货！ Look at them!
抱歉。我们要把这玩意转几圈。向下。什么？ Sorry. Going to have to do the winding. It's down. What?
向下。哈蒙德，你们在干什么？你在干啥？ It's down. Hammond, what are you doing? What are YOU doing?
谁在开船？噢，（和谐音）！ Who's driving? Oh, BLEEP!
我想它会呆在那不动的。它当然会动！ I thought it would stay there.Of course it won't!
气垫车在水闸里横冲直撞。 The hovercraft has run amok in a lock.
回船上去！上船 Get back on board!Get in the hovercraft.
为了制伏我们发疯的气垫车 To try and capture our errant hover van,
哈蒙德和我左右夹攻 Hammond and I formed a pincer movement.
但是不幸的是，当我爬上船，夹攻态势有点不妙 But sadly, as I climbed on board,the pincer movement went a bit wrong.'
哦，不！ Oh, no!
我不能呼吸了！ I can't breathe!
我要窒息了！我窒息了！你掉下去了吗？没 I can't breathe! I can't breathe!Have you fallen in? No.
我是史上最湿的湿人！ I'm the wettest a human being has ever been!
受损评估。我们... Sitrep. We've...
毁了它。嗯,我们刚把一个划船的哥们给撞进河里 Ruined it. Well,we've knocked a man out of his boat.
现在我们直接把整条艾文河给断流了。是时候该我们做点正事了 Now we've jammed up the whole River Avon. Now, here's what we must do.
我们必须把气垫车从水闸里捞出来，然后找个拖车 We must get it out of the lock and then we will get a tow
最后把这段录像给剪掉 and then we can edit all of this out.
解决了所有的问题，我们继续踏上旅程... Having done all of that,we were back on the move...
梅，这是哪里？保持航向向右 James, which way is it here?Keep right.
..考虑到目前为止我们这一路上发生了许多积极的事情 ..and reflecting on the many positives that had come out of our journey so far
我们确实也出了一点小意外...一点点 We have had some calamities...A couple.
但都不值一提。确实不值一提。对我们而言不是 But they're not bad ones.Not really. Weren't for us.
除了破裂的前挡风玻璃 Apart from the broken windscreen,
气垫车就像开始一样表现完美 the hover van is working just as well as it ever has.
确实，它造价很高 Yes, it's expensive.
我不认为我们能把它推向市场 I don't think we'd be able to sell this for much less than
至少这货的售价不可能低于25万英镑（234万人民币）。确实如此，没可能 a quarter of a million pounds.Realistically, no.
但是...它确实物有所值 But... It's money well spent.
如果客厅里洪水已经淹到你下巴时,它能带着你逃命 when you're up to here in the sitting room and you could have made your escape
你也可以选择不买这些车 you could have done and you chose not to buy one of these vans
就是如此，我想这就是这辆车的价值所在 that is, I think, the essence of it.
等等。什么？等等。什么？ Hang on a minute. What?Hang on. What?
刚才那个岔道你往哪边转的？你说向右边转。我说向左 Which way did you go back there?You said right. I said left.
不，你没说向左，梅。你说向右。哇噢...那是什么玩意？ No, you didn't, James.You said right. Whoa... What's that?
那是个石坝？ Is that a weir?
调头。快调头，调头。走另一边。 Turn it round. Turning, turning.Go the other way.
雅马哈，给我发挥出你的全部力量。 Yamaha, give me every single rev that Yamaha engine has got.
更多点。动力已经最大了。它达到最高转速了。不能再提升了 Give it more. There is no more.It's on the limit. There is no more.
这就是极限了。我们被吸住了 That's all there is.We're being sucked.
我要调头。你为什么现在转弯？ I'm going to turn it round.Why are you turning right now?
你想倒回去?我不想掉下去 Do you want to go over backwards?I don't want to go over it at all.
他是对的。向前开，更明智 He's right. Go over forwards.It's better.
卧嘀个神呐！（和谐音）！ Holy BLEEP! BLEEP!
哈蒙德，我要你提供一切能动用的升力 Hammond, I want every bit of lift you can manage.
我们已经达到最大升力！我们要掉下去了！ I'm giving it everything it's got!We're going over!
我们掉下去了！噢，我的天！ We are going down! Oh, my God!
噢，我的天！我的天！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
没错！天啊，我们挺过来了！成功了！它撑过来了！ Yes! Oh, God, we're through!It worked! It worked!
我们越过了一道水坝！而且我们还活着！ We went down a weir!And we're alive!
多么优秀的机器！这是我经历过的最惊险的事情！ What a machine! That's the best thing I've ever survived!
我就知道我们能做到！ I knew that would be all right!
是吗？我要再开上去。别再做傻事 Did you? I'm going to go back up.Don't be bloody stupid.
你不可能再开上去,这船办不到的 You couldn't turn it round up there,it's not going to go back up.
是的，来吧，气垫车 Yes, come on, hovervan.
以莎士比亚的风格 In the Shakespearean style,
马力，马力，我的马力王国的臣民们！ horsepower, horsepower,my kingdom for some horsepower!
它上不去的！它可以的！这不会有好结果的！ It won't go up!It will! It's not going to work!
你不能让它保持那么高的转速！怒吼吧！ You can't give it that many revs! Power!
动力！杰瑞米，已经超载了...噢，我的天！这是哪里冒出来的烟？ Power! Jeremy, that's too much...Oh, my God! What's that smoke?
你把引擎给毁了！ You've ruined the engine!
你把引擎玩爆缸了！上吧！加把力啊！你毁了引擎！ You've blown the engine up!Come on! Power! You've killed it!
噢 Oh.
你这个傻X！ You pillock!
那就这样吧,让我们回到演播室 And with that, back to the studio.
当查克·叶格撞毁了他的星式战斗机（查克·叶格，美国空军，世界第一个突破音障的飞行员） When Chuck Yeager crashed that starfighter,
没人说他是傻X nobody called him a pillock.
是没有，但如果不是你走错路，我们早就抵达了图克斯伯里 No, but, it was because of you that we didn't make it to Tewkesbury.
那不重要。现在每个人都看到了这部片子 It doesn't matter.Everybody's seen the film now.
他们知道了我们的气垫车是很成功的 They know that our hovervan is as an unqualified success.
是的，是的，确实是的，除了噪音有点大，会制造很大的水雾，十分危险 Yes, yes, it is, apart from the noise, the spray,the terrible danger,
不切实际，毫无可靠性，毫无操控感 impracticality, unreliability,total uncontrollability,
令人发指的油耗，令人乍舌的造价 catastrophic fuel consumption,terrible expense
并且去沃里克郡的一路上造成了一系列灾难，没错 and disastrous damage we caused to Warwickshire with it, yes.
是的，除开这些基本的小缺陷 Yeah, apart from those fundamental flaws,
这些使它看起来似乎一无是处 which render it completely useless,
但是它确实是一台世界上最天才的经典机器 it is genuinely a world-class machine.
我们终于做了一件有意义的事情。伴着这条爆炸性的消息，我们的节目又到尾声了。 We have done something right. And on that bombshell, it's time to end.
感谢大家的收看。我们下周再见。晚安！ Thank you so much for watching.See you next week. Good night!
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