麦格纳森先生 请陈述你的全名以作记录 Mr Magnussen, please state your full name for the record.
查尔斯·奥古斯塔斯·麦格纳森 Charles Augustus Magnussen.
麦格纳森先生 Mr Magnussen,
你会如何形容自己对首相的影响力 how would you describe your influence over the Prime Minister?
现任英国首相吗 The British Prime Minister?
你认识的所有英国首相 Any of the British Prime Ministers you have known.
我对他们毫无影响力 I never had the slightest influence over any of them.
怎么会有呢 Why would I?
你今年在唐宁街参加过七次会议 I notice you've had seven meetings at Downing Street this year.
为什么 Why?
我是受邀前往 Because I was invited.
能谈谈会议内容吗 Can you recall the subjects under discussion?
那样做太不谨慎了 Not without being more indiscreet than I believe is appropriate.
你认为一个报社老板 Do you think it right that a newspaper proprietor,
一个普通人 甚至还是外国人 a private individual, and in fact a foreign national,
应该如此频繁地接触首相吗 should have such regular access to our Prime Minister?
我认为 I don't think it's wrong that
一个普通人接受邀请没什么不对 a private individual should accept an invitation.
但我要为自己是外国人诚挚道歉 However, you have my sincere apologies for being foreign.
我不是这个意思 不是这样的... That's not what I meant. That is not in any way...
麦格纳森先生 回想一下 Mr Magnussen, can you recall an occasion
你的言辞是否曾对政府政策产生影响 when your remarks could have influenced government policy?
或是以任何方式影响到首相的想法 Or the Prime Minister's thinking in any way?
没有 No.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我记性很好 I have an excellent memory.
你的车在外面等着了 明天见 Your car is waiting outside... See you tomorrow.
能聊聊吗 May I join you?
这样不合适 I don't think it's appropriate.
-的确 -麦格纳森先生 在质询庭外 - It isn't. - Mr Magnussen, outside the inquiry,
我们不能有接触 完全不能有交流 we can have no contact, no communication at all.
请别这样 Please don't do that.
1982年 你丈夫跟海伦·凯瑟琳·德斯科通信 In 1982, your husband corresponded with Helen Catherine Driscoll.
那是我认识他之前的事了 That was before I knew him.
那些信情意绵绵 The letters were lively, loving...
可以说是露骨 some would say explicit.
而现在信在我手上 And currently in my possession.
能把手拿开吗 Will you please move your hand?
亲爱的 我渴望爱抚你的酮体 "I long, my darling, to know the touch of your...body."
我知道信里都写了些什么 I know what was in the letters.
她才15岁 She was 15.
她的样子比较成熟 She looked older.
她很漂亮 我们还有照片 Oh, she looked delicious. We have photographs too.
她寄给你丈夫的照片 The ones she sent him.
小美人 Yum-yum.
他并不知道她的年龄 He was unaware of her age.
他们通信前只见过一次面 He met her only once before the letters began.
他知道真相后就立刻停止通信了 When he discovered the truth, he stopped immediately.
事实就是这样 Those are the facts.
事实是史书记载的 而我身在报业 Facts are for history books. I work in news.
你的手在出汗 Your hand is sweating.
恐怕一向如此 我有这毛病 Always, I'm afraid. I have a condition.
真恶心 It's disgusting.
我习惯了 I'm used to it.
整个世界都在我的触摸下湿润 The whole world is wet to my touch.
我要叫人请你走了 I will call someone, I will have you removed.
什么香味 What is that?
月光香水 Claire de la Lune?
对你来说有点年轻了吧 A bit young for you, isn't it?
你想打我 现在还行吗 You want to hit me now? Could you, still?
你年纪大了 Little old lady now.
也许还是叫人来吧 Perhaps you should settle for calling someone.
叫啊 Well, go on.
不叫吗 No?
因为你知道后果很严重 Because now there are consequences.
信在我手上 你就跑不掉 I have the letters and therefore I have you.
这是勒索 This is blackmail.
怎么会是勒索呢 这是 Of course it isn't blackmail. This is...
-所有权 -你休息 - Ownership. - You do not own me.
月光 Claire de la Lune.
味道一向不如气味甜美 It never tastes like it smells, does it?
斯茅伍德夫人的消费记在我账上 关照一下 Lady Smallwood's bill is on me. See to it.
是 麦格纳森先生 Yes, Mr Magnussen.
天哪 Oh, God!
你没事吧 夫人 You all right, ma'am?
没事 Fine, yes.
麦格纳森 Magnussen!
没人敢反抗他 No-one stands up to him.
没人敢 甚至没人敢试试 No-one dares, no-one even tries.
英国没有人 There isn't a man or woman in England
能阻止那个恶心的禽兽... capable of stopping that disgusting creature...
-夫人 -掉头 - Ma'am? - Turn the car around.
我们回城 掉头 We're going back into town. Turn around.
去哪 夫人 Where are we going, ma'am?
贝克街 Baker Street.
那你一定目睹过无数创伤 致命的伤 'You've seen a lot of injuries, then? Violent deaths?'
-这辈子都看够了 -还想看更多吗 - 'Enough for a lifetime.' - 'Want to see some more?'
这还用说 'Oh, God, yes.'
游戏开始了 'The game is on.'
我知道现在很早 真的很抱歉 I know it's early. Really, I'm sorry.
-是凯特吗 -是的 - Is that Kate? - Yeah, it's Kate.
请她进来啊 Invite her in?
抱歉 要进来坐坐吗 凯特 Er, sorry, yes, do you want to come in, Kate?
没事的 It's okay.
-请用 -是艾萨克 - There you go. - It's Isaac.
-你丈夫吗 -儿子 - Oh, your husband? - Son.
-儿子啊 -他又失踪了 昨晚没回家 - Son, yeah. - He's gone missing again. Didn't come home last night.
-还是老一套 -他是瘾君子吧 - The usual. - He's the drugs one, yeah?
说得真委婉 约翰 Er, yeah, nicely put, John.
你要找的是夏洛克·福尔摩斯吗 But is it Sherlock Holmes you want?
我已经几百年没见过他了 Because I've not seen him in ages.
-是一个月 -夏洛克·福尔摩斯是谁 - About a month. - Who is Sherlock Holmes?
还是有人不知道他 See, that does happen.
他和朋友们常去一个地方 There's a place they all go to, him and his friends.
在那里做他们做的那些事 They all do whatever they do.
嗑药 还是什么的 Shoot up, whatever you call it.
-他在哪 -一栋房子里 - Where is he? - It's a house,
就是栋废楼 都快塌了 it's a dump. It's practically falling down.
我是问地址 地址在哪 No, the address? Where, exactly?
-不是吧 -怎么了 - Seriously? - Why not?
她不肯去找警察 总得有人去找他儿子 She's not going to the police, someone's got to get him.
-为什么是你 -做个好邻居嘛 - Why you? - I'm being neighbourly.
什么时候开始的 Since when?
现在开始 从这一秒开始 Ha, since now. Since this exact minute.
-你为什么这么... -怎么 - Why are you being so...? - What?
我不知道 你怎么了 I don't know, what's the matter with you?
我什么事都没有 There is nothing the matter with me.
-就当我刚才没大喊大叫 -尽量吧 - Imagine I said that without shouting. - I'm trying.
你不能来 你怀孕了 No, you can't come, you're pregnant.
你不能去 我怀孕了 You can't go, I'm pregnant!
那是什么 What is that?!
-撬棒 -用来做什么 - It's a tyre lever. - Why?
因为里面都是瘾君子 Cos there were loads of smackheads in there
也许有人需要用它卸轮胎呢 and one of them might need help with a tyre.
要是有麻烦的话 马上走 我没事的 If there's any trouble, just go, I'll be fine.
约翰 约翰 John, John, John, John...
刚才还挺帅的 It is a tiny bit sexy.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
有人吗 Hello?
-你想干什么 -不好意思 - What do you want? - Excuse me.
不 你不能进来 Oh, no, you can't come in here!
我要找个朋友 一个特定的朋友 I'm looking for a friend. A very specific...friend.
我不是在瞎找 I'm not just browsing.
你得离开这 这里不欢迎外人 You've got to go. No-one's allowed here.
艾萨克·惠特尼 你见过他吗 Isaac Whitney, you seen him?
我问你见没见过艾萨克·惠特尼 I'm asking you if you've seen Isaac Whitney
你却掏出把刀 and now you're showing me a knife.
这是在暗示我吗 Is it a clue?
你是在演哑剧吗 Are you doing a mime?
滚 不然我捅了你 Go. Or I'll cut you.
那太远了 我帮你 Oh, not from there. Let me help.
集中精神 艾萨克·惠特尼在哪 Now, concentrate. Isaac...Whitney?
你自找的 OK, you asked for it.
好了 能集中精神了吗 Right. Are you concentrating yet?
你弄断了我的胳膊 You broke my arm!
没 只是扭伤而已 No, I sprained it.
好像在吱吱作响 这没问题吗 It feels squishy. Is it supposed to feel squishy?
-你摸摸啊 -就是扭伤而已 - Feel that! - Yeah, it's a sprain.
我是医生 我知道怎么扭伤别人 I'm a doctor, I know how to sprain people.
艾萨克·惠特尼在哪 Now where is Isaac Whitney?
我不知道 也许在楼上 I don't know! Maybe upstairs.
这就对了 多简单 There you go. Wasn't that easy?
不 真的很疼 No, it was really sore.
你个神经病 Mental, you are!
没 只是习惯跟高级些的罪犯打交道 No, just used to a better class of criminal.
艾萨克 艾萨克·惠特尼 Isaac? Isaac Whitney?
艾萨克 Isaac?
伙计 坐起来 坐起来 Hello, mate. Sit up for me, sit up.
-华生医生 -是我 - Dr Watson? - Yep.
我在哪 Where am I?
充满人渣的宇宙尽头 看着我 Arse-end of the universe with the scum of the earth. Look at me.
你是来找我的吗 Have you come for me?
你觉得我在这里还认识别人吗 Do you think I know a lot of people here?
没事吧 Hey, all right?
好啊 约翰 没想到能在这里碰到你 Oh, hello, John. Didn't expect to see you here.
也是来找我的吗 Come for me too?
早啊 艾萨克 Hello, Isaac.
华生太太 我能上车吗 Mrs Watson, can I, can I get in, please?
当然 上来吧 约翰呢 Yes, of course, get in. Where's John?
他们在打架呢 They're having a fight.
和谁 Who is?!
老天啊 约翰 我办案呢 For God sakes, John, I'm on a case!
一个月 就这么点时间 A month. That's all it took.
-就一个月 -我在工作 - One! - I'm working.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯在毒窟里 这像什么话 "Sherlock Holmes in a drug den." How's that going to look?!
-我在卧底 -你才没有 - I'm undercover. - No, you're not!
现在当然没有了 Well, I'm not now!
你们俩快上来 In, both of you, quickly!
请问我能一起吗 我觉得我胳膊折了 Please, can I come? I think I've got a broken arm.
-不 走开 -让他上来吧 - No, go away. - No, let him.
-为什么 -上来吧 只是扭伤 - Why? - Yeah, just get in. It's a sprain.
还有别人吗 我们要把所有人都带回家吗 Anyone else? I mean, are we taking everybody home, are we?
还好吧 夏萨 All right, Shezza?
-夏萨 -我在卧底 - "Shezza"? - I was undercover!
不是吧 夏萨 Seriously, Shezza, though?
我们不回家 去巴茨医院 We're not going home, we're going to Bart's.
-我打电话给茉莉 -为什么 - I'm calling Molly. - Why?
因为夏洛克·福尔摩斯要做尿检 Because Sherlock Holmes needs to pee in a jar.
他没吸毒吧 Well? Is he clean?
没吸毒 Clean?
你怎么敢如此糟践你的天赋 How dare you throw away the beautiful gifts you were born with!
你怎么敢背叛你朋友们的爱 And how dare you betray the love of your friends!
说对不起 Say you're sorry.
抱歉你的订婚取消了 Sorry your engagement's over.
不过我很庆幸你手上没戴戒指 Though I'm fairly grateful for the lack of a ring.
闭嘴 马上闭嘴 Stop it. Just stop it!
如果你敢再碰这些东西 If you were anywhere near this kind of thing again,
你本可以打电话给我 跟我谈谈 you could have called, you could have talked to me.
拜托 放松 这是为了查案 Please, do relax. This is all for a case.
什么案子需要你吸毒 What kind of case would need you doing this?
我还想问你为什么骑自行车去上班呢 I might as well ask you why you've started cycling to work?
不 我不会跟你玩这游戏的 No, we're not playing this game.
最近开始的 而且还打定主意要这么做 Quite recently, I'd say, you're very determined about it.
-不感兴趣 -我有兴趣 - Not interested. - I am. Ow!
不好意思 你刚才动了 不过确实是扭伤 Oh, sorry, you moved, but it is just a sprain.
-是啊 让人打的 -什么 - Yeah, somebody hit me. - Huh?
就是被个人打的 Yeah, just some guy.
也许就是个想过把瘾的瘾君子 Yeah, it was probably just an addict in need of a fix.
是啊 可以这么说吧 Yes, I think in a way it was.
-是因为他的衬衫吗 -你说什么 - Is it his shirt? - I'm sorry?
衬衫上的褶皱 对吧 Well, it's the creases, isn't it?
前面有两道褶痕 The two creases down the front.
这衬衫最近叠过 但又不是新的 It's been recently folded, but it's not new.
你今早肯定是匆忙穿上衣服的 You must have dressed in a hurrythis morning.
所以说 你所有的衬衫都是叠起来的 So all your shirts must be kept like that.
但为什么呢 But why?
也许是因为你每天骑自行车上班 Maybe cos you cycle to work every morning,
到了之后在那儿洗澡 shower when you get there
然后换上自己带过去的衣服 and then dress in the clothes you brought with you.
你把衬衫叠起来 随时可以打包 You keep your shirts folded, ready to pack.
不错 Not bad.
我还进一步推理... And I further deduce...
你是最近才开始骑自行车的 You've only started recently
因为你裤腿间有摩擦的痕迹 because you've got a bit of chafing.
不 他一直都那么走路 No, he's always walked like that.
你叫什么名字来着 Remind me, what's your name again?
-大家都叫我威哥 -才不是 - They call me the Wig. - No, they don't.
-大家都叫我小威 -不 - Well, they...they call me Wiggy. - Nope.
比尔 比尔·威金斯 Bill. Bill Wiggins.
观察力不错 比利 Nice observational skills, Billy.
终于 Finally!
-终于什么 -好消息吗 - Finally what? - Good news?
很棒的消息 绝赞 Oh, excellent news, the best.
报纸可能会报道我吸毒的事 There's every chance that my drug habit might hit the newspapers.
游戏开始了 失陪...一下 The game is on. Excuse me...for a second.
你听说过查尔斯·奥古斯塔斯·麦格纳森吧 You've heard of Charles Augustus Magnussen, of course?
听说过 几家报社的老板 Yeah. Owns some newspapers.
都是些我不读的报纸 Ones I don't read.
等等 其他人呢 Hang on, weren't there other people?
玛丽带他们回家了 我负责送你 Mary's taking the boys home, I'm taking you,
我们讨论过这事 we did discuss it.
当时好多人在说话 除了我之外 People were talking, none of them were me,
一定是被我屏蔽掉了 I must have filtered.
-我注意到了 -我得屏蔽好多废话 - I noticed. - I have to filter out a lot of witless babble.
我几乎把赫德森太太设成了永久静音状态 I've got Mrs Hudson on semi-permanent mute.
我哥哥跑来干什么 What is my brother doing here?
这么说要我掏钱了 So I'll just pay, then, shall I?
他又把门环给摆正了 He's straightened the knocker.
总是这样 强迫症 他自己都意识不到 He always corrects it, it's OCD, doesn't even know he's doing it.
你调这个干什么 Why do you do that?
-调什么 -没什么 - Do what? - Nothing.
夏洛克 又恢复旧习了 Well then, Sherlock, back on the sauce?
-你在这儿干什么 -我给他打电话了 - What are you doing here? - I phoned him.
旧时恶习又回来了 跟鲁迪叔叔真像 The siren call of old habits. How very like Uncle Rudy.
不过我觉得还是异装癖比较适合你 Though in many ways, cross-dressing would have been a wiser path for you.
-你给他打电话了 -当然 - You phoned him. - Of course I bloody phoned him.
当然了 别浪费我的时间 Of course he bloody did. Now save me a little time -
我们应该找哪 where should we be looking?
-"我们"是指... -福尔摩斯先生 - "We"? - Mr Holmes?
老天爷啊 For God's sake!
-安德森 -抱歉 夏洛克 这是为了你好 - Anderson?! - Sorry, Sherlock, it's for your own good.
这就是他本人啊 比我想象中矮一点 Oh, that's him, isn't it? You said he'd be taller.
他们都是你的粉丝 注意点礼貌 Some members of your little fan club. Do be polite.
他们值得信赖 而且还乐意搜查 They're entirely trustworthy and even willing to search through
这个被你称作"公寓"的有毒垃圾场 the toxic waste dump that you are pleased to call a flat.
你现在是名人了 夏洛克 You're a celebrity these days, Sherlock.
可不能有毒瘾 You can't afford a drug habit.
-我没有毒瘾 -我的椅子呢 - I do not have a drug habit. - Hey, what happened to my chair?
它害得我看不到厨房 It was blocking my view to the kitchen.
很高兴你这么想我 Well, it's good to be missed!
反正你也走了 我看到个机会 You were gone, I saw an opportunity.
你只是看到了厨房而已 No, you saw the kitchen.
发现什么了吗 看样子什么都没有 What have you found so far? Clearly, nothing.
根本就没什么好找的 There's nothing to find!
你的卧室门关着 你整夜都没回来 Your bedroom door is shut. You haven't been home all night.
那么 一个没有妈妈命令 So, why would a man who has never knowingly closed a door
连门都不会关的人 without the direct orders of his mother
为什么会关着卧室门呢 bother to do so on this occasion?
停下来 停 你赢了 OK, stop, just stop! Point made.
天啊 夏洛克 Jesus, Sherlock!
我得给咱们在俄克拉荷马州的父母打个电话了 I shall have to phone our parents, of course. In Oklahoma.
被你的毒瘾打搅 害得他们没法 It won't be the first time that your substance abuse
好好跳队列舞 也不是第一次了 has wreaked havoc with their line dancing.
事情不是你想的那样 我是为了破案 This is not what you think. This is for a case.
什么案子需要你这样做 What case could possibly justify this?
麦格纳森 Magnussen.
查尔斯·奥古斯塔斯·麦格纳森 Charles Augustus Magnussen.
你们以为自己刚才听到了个名字 其实是听错了 That name you think you may have just heard, you were mistaken.
你们要是和别人提起在这里听到了那个名字 If you ever mention hearing that name in this room, in this context,
我代表英国情报机关向你们保证 I guarantee you, on behalf of the British Security Services,
你们的电脑硬盘上会出现一些材料 that materials will be found on your computer hard-drives,
并导致你们因此入狱 resulting in your immediate incarceration.
别说话 装作害怕的样子逃走吧 Don't reply, just look frightened and scuttle.
希望我不用像那样威胁你 I hope I won't have to threaten you as well.
那样咱们俩肯定都会觉得不好意思 Well, I think we'd both find that embarrassing.
麦格纳森与你无关 Magnussen is not your business.
这么说跟你有关了 Oh, you mean he's yours?
你可以认为他处在我的保护之下 You may consider him under my protection.
我倒是觉得你被他控制了 I consider you under his thumb.
你跟麦格纳森作对 If you go against Magnussen,
就是跟我作对 then you will find yourself going against me.
好吧 我知道了会通知你的 OK. I'll let you know if I notice.
我要说什么来着 对了 What was I going to say? Oh, yeah.
再见 Bye-bye.
我的弟弟 这招可不明智啊 Unwise, brother mine.
我的哥哥 Brother mine...
我嗨着的时候别吓唬我 Don't appal me when I'm high.
麦考夫 什么都别说 快走吧 Mycroft, don't say another word, just go.
他会把你弄得半死不活的 这会儿 He could snap you in two and right now,
恐怕这个可能性还挺大的 I'm slightly worried that he might.
什么都别说 走吧 Don't speak, just leave.
麦格纳森 Er, Magnussen?
-几点了 -八点左右 - What time is it? - About eight.
我三小时后要见他 我得泡个澡 I'll be meeting him in three hours. I need a bath.
-你说是为了破案 -是的 - It's for a case, you say? - Yep.
什么样的案子 What sort of case?
很复杂 很危险的案子 没疯的人最好不要插手 Too big and dangerous for any sane individual to get involved in.
-你不想让我参加吗 -当然不是 - You trying to put me off? - God, no.
我叫你归队呢 Trying to recruit you.
别进我卧室 And stay out of my bedroom.
你好 约翰 最近怎么样 Oh, John, hi. How are you?
-珍妮 -抱歉 我衣衫不整的 - Janine? - Sorry, not dressed.
人都走了吗 我听到有人大吼来着 Has everybody gone? I heard shouting.
对 都走了 Yes, they're gone.
天呐 都几点了 我要迟到了 God, look at the time. I'll be late.
-有争吵的声音 是麦克吗 -麦克 - It sounded like an argument. Was it Mike? - Mike?
麦克 是的 他哥哥 麦克 他们老吵架 Mike, yeah. His brother, Mike. They're always fighting.
麦考夫 Mycroft.
-大家真这么叫他吗 -是啊 - Do people actually call him that? - Yeah.
能劳烦你煮点咖啡吗 Oh, could you be a love and put some coffee on?
当然 没问题 Sure, right, yeah.
谢谢 对了 玛丽怎么样 婚后生活如何 Thanks. Oh, how is Mary? How's married life?
她很好 我们都很好 是的 She's fine. We're both fine. Yeah.
就在那儿 夏尔呢 Oh, it's over there now. Where's Sherl?
夏尔 Sherl...
他在洗澡 肯定一会儿就出来 Er, he's just having a bath. I'm sure he'll be out in a minute.
-他肯定要洗好久啊 -是啊 - Oh, like he ever is! - Yeah.
早啊 不介意多个人吧 Morning. Room for a little one?
早 Morning.
只是个猜想 你应该有问题想问吧 So, it's just a guess, but you've probably got some questions?
-是啊 差不多有一两个吧 -当然了 - Yeah, one or two. Pretty much. - Naturally.
-你有女朋友了 -是啊 我有了 - You have a girlfriend? - Yes, I have.
麦格纳森 麦格纳森是条鲨鱼 Now, Magnussen. Magnussen is like a shark.
我只能这么说了 It's the only way I can describe him.
你去过伦敦水族馆的鲨鱼区吗 约翰 Have you ever been to the shark tank at the London Aquarium, John?
靠着玻璃看 Stood up close to the glass?
那些浮动着的扁平的脸 那对死鱼眼 Those floating, flat faces, those dead eyes.
那就是他 That's what he is.
我对付过杀人凶手 精神病 I've dealt with murderers, psychopaths,
恐怖分子 连环杀手 terrorists, serial killers.
没谁像查尔斯·奥古斯塔斯·麦格纳森那样让我反胃 None of them can turn my stomach like Charles Augustus Magnussen.
那么 你有了 Yes, you have?
-什么 -你有女朋友了 - Sorry, what? - You have a girlfriend?
什么 是的 是的 我在和珍妮交往 What? Yes, yes, I'm going out with Janine.
-我觉得这很明显了 -是的 是的 - I thought that was fairly obvious. - Yes. Well, yes.
你...你现在在恋爱 You... You... You are in a relationship?
是的 Yes, I am.
-你和珍妮 -是的 我和珍妮 - You and Janine? - Hmm. Yes, me and Janine.
能说具体点吗 Care to elaborate?
我们发展得很顺利 关系很... Well, we're in a good place. It's, um...
-很确定 -你从书上看来的吧 - very affirming. - You got that from a book.
谁不是从书上看来的 Everyone got that from a book.
好了 两个淘气鬼 乖乖的 OK, you two bad boys. Behave yourselves.
夏尔 你得和我说说你昨晚去哪了 You, Sherl, you're going to have to tell me where you were last night.
-工作 -工作 当然了 - Working. - Working? Of course.
只有我知道你是什么样的 记得吗 I'm the only one who really knows what you're like, remember?
你可别说漏嘴了 Well, don't you go letting on.
这可说不准哦 I might just, actually.
我还没告诉玛丽 I haven't told Mary about this.
想给她点惊喜 I kind of wanted to surprise her.
她一定会感到惊喜的 Yeah, I think you probably will.
我们该请你们来吃饭 尽快吧 But we should have you two over for dinner, really soon.
-是啊 -不过是在我家 不是这个垃圾堆 - Yeah. - My place though, not the scuzz-dump.
好极了 Great, yeah.
-吃饭 -是啊 - Dinner. - Yeah.
-我得闪了 见到你真好 -一样 - I'd better dash. It was brilliant to see you. - You too.
一天愉快 给我打电话 Have a lovely day. Call me later.
有可能 我可能会给你打 I might do. I might call you.
除非我找到比你更帅的 Unless I meet someone prettier.
破个案子给我看看 夏洛克·福尔摩斯 Solve me a crime, Sherlock Holmes.
麦格纳森有一家报社 You know Magnussen as a newspaper owner,
但他的身份可复杂多了 but he is so much more than that.
他用他的权力和财富获取信息 He uses his power and wealth to gain information.
信息越多 权力和财富也随之增长 The more he acquires, the greater his wealth and power.
可以毫不夸张地说 And I'm not exaggerating when I say that
他知道西方世界乃至全世界 he knows the critical pressure point on every person of note or influence
所有要人的致命软肋 in the whole of the Western World and probably beyond.
他就是勒索界的拿破仑 He is the Napoleon of blackmail.
他造了一栋无懈可击的建筑 And he has created an unassailable architecture
保护所有秘密 of forbidden knowledge.
名字叫 Its name...
阿普尔多 is Appledore.
-吃饭 -什么吃饭 - Dinner? - Sorry, what dinner?
我和玛丽过来吃饭 Me and Mary coming for dinner with...
带上酒 wine and...
来坐坐 sitting.
你开玩笑吗 我刚告诉你 Seriously? I have just told you
整个西方世界都在这建筑的掌控之中 that the Western World is run from this house
-你却想着吃饭的事 -好吧 说说这建筑 - and you want to talk about dinner? - Fine. Talk about the house.
这是敏感高危信息的聚集之地 It is the greatest repository of sensitive and dangerous information
世界之最 anywhere in the world,
可以说是秘密和丑闻的亚历山大图书馆 the Alexandrian Library of secrets and scandals
而所有这些 都不保存在电脑上 and none of it is on a computer.
他很狡猾 电脑可能被入侵 He's smart. Computers can be hacked.
一切都是纸质记录 藏在地下保险库里 It's all on hard copy, in vaults, underneath that house.
这样一来 你所认识的任何人 And as long as it is, the personal freedom of anyone
就都没有任何个人自由了 you've ever met is a fantasy.
门铃响了 你们都没听见吗 That was the doorbell. Couldn't you hear it?
我放冰箱里了 老响个不停 It's in the fridge. It kept ringing.
那不是因为门铃坏了 夏洛克 Oh, that's not a fault, Sherlock!
是谁 Who is it?
福尔摩斯先生说 你们可以上去了 Mr Holmes said you can go right up.
请便吧 Oh. Go ahead.
先生 Sir?
能等会儿吗 Can I have a moment?
他没问题 He's fine.
我...好吧 或许我该告诉你... Look, I... Right. I should probably tell you...
好吧 我... Ok, I...
好吧 There.
还是很高兴见到你 Doesn't mean I'm not pleased to see you.
我可以为这个人担保 他是个医生 I can vouch for this man. He is a doctor.
你们要是了解我的为人 就也该了解他 If you know who I am, then you know who he is.
是吧 麦格纳森先生 Don't you, Mr Magnussen?
我以为我们是在你的办公室见面 I understood we were meeting at YOUR office.
这就是我的办公室 This is my office.
现在是了 Well, it is now.
麦格纳森先生 我受伊丽莎白·斯茅伍德夫人委托 Mr Magnussen, I have been asked to intercede with you
和你交涉 by Lady Elizabeth Smallwood
关于她丈夫信件的事 on the matter of her husband's letters.
不久前 你利用那些信件对她施压 Some time ago you put pressure on her concerning those letters.
她想拿回那些信 She would like those letters back.
显然 现在那些信对你已没有实际用处 Obviously, the letters no longer have any practical use to you,
既然如此 so with that in mind...
我说的好笑吗 Something I said?
不 不是 我在看 No, no. I was reading.
信息量挺大的 There's rather a lot.
红胡子 Redbeard?
抱歉 你先前好像在说话 Sorry. Sorry, you were probably talking.
我 I...
我是在说明 I was trying to explain
有人请我代表... that I have been asked to act on behalf of...
-卫生间呢 -厨房那边 先生 - Bathroom? - Along from the kitchen, sir.
-好的 -有人请我拿回那些信件 - OK. - I've been asked to negotiate the return of those letters.
我知道你没有复制那些敏感文件 I am aware you do not make copies of sensitive documents.
-那儿跟这里一样吗 -什么 先生 - Is it like the rest of the flat? - Sir?
卫生间 The bathroom?
-是的 先生 -那就不用了 - Yes, sir. - Maybe not then.
你可以接受我作为中间人吗 Am I acceptable to you as an intermediary?
伊丽莎白·斯茅伍德夫人 Lady Elizabeth Smallwood...
我喜欢她 I like her.
麦格纳森先生 你可以接受我作为中间人吗 Mr Magnussen, am I acceptable to you as an intermediary?
她是个有骨气的英国人 She's English with a spine.
英国人最好的的一点就是 Best thing about the English...
你们很有教养 ..You're so domesticated.
站得笔挺 嘴里道着歉 All standing around, apologising...
小脑袋始终不抬起来 ..Keeping your little heads down.
在这儿尽可以随意 没人会拦着你 You can do what you like here. No-one's ever going to stop you.
草食动物王国 A nation of herbivores.
我对全世界都很有兴趣 不过 I have interests all over the world but...
一切从英格兰开始 everything starts in England.
如果这里行得通 If it works here...
就可以到正经的国家照办了 ..I try it in a real country.
英国 The United Kingdom,
西方国家的培养皿 Petri dish to the Western World.
转告伊丽莎白夫人 我也许用得着那些信 Tell Lady Elizabeth I might need those letters so...
我要留着 I'm keeping them.
再见 Goodbye.
话说回来 Anyway...
它们很有趣 ..They're funny.
天啊 Jesus!
你注意到他刚刚不同寻常的行为了吗 Did you notice the one extraordinary thing he did?
当然 那个场景我是忘不掉了 There was a moment that kind of stuck in the mind, yeah.
正是 他让我们看到了信件 Exactly. When he showed us the letters.
-好吧 -这么说他把信带来伦敦了 - OK. - So, he's brought the letters to London,
不管他说了什么 他准备好交易了 so no matter what he says, he's ready to make a deal.
麦格纳森只会在 Now, Magnussen only makes a deal
完全掌握某人的把柄时 才会交易 once he's established a person's weaknesses,
他称为施压点 显然他深信 the pressure point, he calls it. So, clearly he believes
我是瘾君子 对他毫无威胁 I'm a drug addict and no serious threat.
还有 因为他今晚在城里 And of course, because he's in town tonight,
晚上七点到十点他跟英国营销团队共进晚餐时 the letters will be in his safe in his London office while he's out
信件就在他伦敦办公室的保险柜里 to dinner with the Marketing Group of GB from seven till ten.
-你怎么知道他的行程 -就是知道 好了 - How do you know his schedule? - Because I do. Right.
我们晚上见 I'll see you tonight.
-我要去买点东西 -今晚做什么 - I've got some shopping to do. - What's tonight?
我短信告诉你 I'll text instructions.
-我如果有空就短信你 -你有空 我查过 - Yeah, I'll text YOU if I'm available. - You are, I checked.
-别带枪 -我为什么要带枪 - Don't bring a gun. - Why would I bring a gun?
刀和撬棍都别带 Or a knife or a tyre lever.
最好也别扭伤谁的胳膊 Probably best not to do any arm-spraining,
晚上看情况吧 but we'll see how the night goes.
你这是假定我晚上要来 Are you just assuming I'm coming along?
是时候出来活动了 约翰 Time you got out of the house, John.
你婚后长胖了七磅 骑单车也没用 You've put on 7lbs since you married and the cycling isn't doing it.
-只胖了四磅 -玛丽和我都认为是七磅 - It's actually 4lbs. - Mary and I think seven.
回头见 See you later.
最新消息 And breaking news now.
国会议员约翰·嘉维今天因涉嫌贪污被捕 John Garvie MP has been arrested today on charges of corruption.
接下来的调查 This follows an investigation...
麦格纳森的办公室在顶层 Magnussen's office is on the topfloor,
就在他私人公寓的下面 just below his private flat.
我们和他之间有14层保安 There are 14 layers of security between us and him,
其中两个在我国为非法雇佣 two of which aren't even legal in this country.
想知道我们怎么进去吗 Want to know how we're going to break in?
-我们要干这个吗 -我们当然要干这个 - Is that what we're doing? - Of course it's what we're doing.
麦格纳森的私人电梯 Magnussen's private lift.
直接去顶层公寓和办公室 Goes straight to his penthouse and office.
只有他用 也只有他的门卡可以启动电梯 Only he uses it and only his keycard calls the lift.
只要有人企图使用 保安就会接到通知 If anyone else even tries, security is automatically informed.
标准的大楼门卡 Standard keycard for the building.
昨天顺来的 只能进小卖部 Nicked it yesterday. Only gets us as far as the canteen.
开始吧 如果我用这张卡去刷电梯 Here we go then. If I was to use this card on that lift now,
-会发生什么事 -警报会响 - what happens? - Well, the alarms would go off
-你会被保安带走 -正确 - and you'd be dragged away by security. - Exactly.
带去某个小黑屋 脑袋挨踢 Get taken to a small room somewhere and your head kicked in.
-需要添油加醋吗 -打发时间 - Do we really need so much colour? - It passes the time.
但我如果这样做 But if I do this...
把门卡长时间跟手机放一起 If you press a keycard against your mobile phone for long enough,
就会使其消磁 卡就失效了 it corrupts the magnetic strip. The card stops working.
这是常识 别把磁卡和手机放一起 It's a common problem. Never put your keycard with your phone.
如果我用这样的卡呢 What happens if I use the card now?
还是没用 It still doesn't work.
但不会识别为错误的卡 But it doesn't read as the wrong card now.
而是显示损坏 It registers as corrupted.
如果只是损坏 他们怎么知道不是麦格纳森 But if it's corrupted, how do they know it's not Magnussen?
-他们会冒险把他拖走吗 -也许不会 - Would they risk dragging him off? - Probably not.
那么他们会怎么做 他们必须做什么 So, what do they do? What do they have to do?
核实是否为他本人 Check if it's him or not.
门右边有一人高的摄像头 There's a camera at eye height to the right of the door.
门卡使用者的即时画面 A live picture of the card user is relayed directly
直接传到麦格纳森办公室里面 to Magnussen's personal staff in his office,
由唯一一个值得信任的人来确认 the only people trusted to make a positive ID.
这个时候 肯定是他的私人助理 At this hour, almost certainly his PA.
那我们怎么利用这一点呢 So, how does that help us?
人为失误 Human error.
我逛过街 I've been shopping.
来吧 Here we go then.
你知道你一点都不像麦格纳森 You realise you don't exactly look like Magnussen?
我这张脸现在可很有优势 Which in this case is a considerable advantage.
夏洛克 你个傻瓜 Sherlock, you complete loon.
-你在搞什么 -等等 这个是 - What are you doing?! - Hang on, was that...?
嗨 珍妮 Hi, Janine.
快点 让我进去 Go on, let me in.
不行 你知道的 别傻了 I can't. You know I can't. Don't be silly.
别让我在外面做这件事 Don't make me do it out here.
在所有人面前 Not in front of everyone.
在所有人面前做什么 Do what in front of everyone?
你看 只要是人 You see, as long as there's people,
-都有弱点 -那可是珍妮啊 - there's always a weak spot. - That was Janine.
是的 当然是她 Yes, of course it was.
她是麦格纳森的私人助理 She's Magnussen's PA.
就是为了这个 That's the whole point.
你刚刚为了进办公室就订婚了 Did you just get engaged to break into an office?
是呀 有幸能在你婚礼上遇见她 Yeah. Stroke of luck meeting her at your wedding.
-记你一功 -天啊 - You can take some of the credit.- Jesus!
夏洛克 她爱你 Sherlock, she loves you.
是的 像我说的 人为失误 Yes. Like I said, human error.
你打算做什么 What are you going to do?
当然不会真的和她结婚 Well, not actually marry her, obviously.
做到这儿就差不多了 There's only so far you can go.
那么你打算和她怎么说 So, what will you tell her?
和她说 我骗了她的感情 Well, I'll tell her that our entire relationship was a ruse
为的是进她老板的办公室 我想到那时 to break into her boss's office. I imagine she'll want to stop
她不会再见我 但你可是女性专家啊 seeing me at that point, but you're the expert on women.
她去哪了 So, where did she go?
这可有点不礼貌啊 我刚求过婚 That's a bit rude. I just proposed to her.
夏洛克 Sherlock.
她晕倒了吗 Did she faint?
女人真会这样吗 Do they really do that?!
头部受到撞击 It's a blow to the head.
她还在呼吸 She's breathing.
珍妮 Janine?
这儿还有一个 Another in here.
是保安 Security.
他需要帮忙吗 Does he need help?
有前科 Ex-con.
有白人种族主义者的纹身 管他呢 White supremacist by the tattoos, so who cares?
照顾好珍妮 Stick with Janine.
珍妮 听我说 能听到我说话吗 Janine, focus on my voice. Can you hear me?
他们肯定还在这儿 Hey, they must still be here.
麦格纳森也是 他的椅子还有温度 So is Magnussen. His seat's still warm.
他应该在吃晚饭 但是他还在楼内 He should be at dinner, but he's still in the building.
楼上 Upstairs.
要不要报警 We should call the police.
在咱们入室行窃的时候 During our own burglary?
你太不适合干这行了 是不是 You're really not a natural at this, are you?
等等 No, wait. Sssh.
不是珍妮的香水 Perfume and not Janine's.
月光香水 我怎么知道的 Claire de la Lune. Why do I know it?
玛丽喷这款 Mary wears it.
不 不是玛丽 是别人 No, not Mary. Somebody else.
夏洛克 Sherlock!
你丈夫会怎么想 What would your husband think?
你可爱的丈夫 Your lovely husband,
他那么正直 那么受人尊敬 upright and honourable,
那么绅士 他现在会和你说什么 so English. What would he say to you now?
不 不要 No, no!
你这么做就为了不让他知道真相 You're doing this to protect him from the truth?
但这是他想要的保护吗 Well, is this the protection he would want?
另外 如果你打算杀人 Additionally, if you're going to commit murder,
你最好换一款香水 斯茅伍德夫人 you might consider changing your perfume, Lady Smallwood.
抱歉 你说谁 Sorry. Who?
这不是斯茅伍德夫人 福尔摩斯先生 That's...not Lady Smallwood, Mr Holmes.
-约翰和你在一起吗 -他... - Is John with you? - He's, um...
约翰在这儿吗 Is John here?
他在楼下 He's downstairs.
你现在要做什么 So, what do you do now?
杀了我们两个 Kill us both?
玛丽 不管他抓住你什么把柄 Mary, whatever he's got on you,
让我帮你解决 let me help.
夏洛克 如果你再上前一步 Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more step,
我发誓我会杀了你 I swear I will kill you.
不会的 华生太太 No, Mrs Watson...
你不会的 you won't.
对不起 夏洛克 I'm sorry, Sherlock.
真的 I truly am.
玛丽 Mary?
这和电影里的不一样 It's not like it is in the movies.
鲜血没有迸出 There's not a great big spurt of blood
你也没被打得倒退 and you go flying backwards.
冲击力没有大范围扩散 The impact isn't spread over a wide area.
受力很集中 It's tightly focused
所以有很少的 或者几乎没有能量转移 so there's little or no energy transfer.
你站着没动 子弹会穿过去的 You stay still and the bullet pushes through.
你离死不远了 你得集中精力 You're almost certainly going to die, so we need to focus.
我说 集中精力 I said, "Focus!"
你有思维殿堂 这很巧妙 It's all well and clever having a mind palace,
但是你只剩三秒钟的清醒状态 but you've only three seconds of consciousness left to use it.
说吧 你的死因是什么 So, come on. What's going to kill you?
-失血过多 -没错 - Blood loss. - Exactly.
所以现在只有一件事 So, it's all about one thing now -
向前还是向后 forwards or backwards?
我们要决定你怎么倒下 We need to decide which way you're going to fall.
一个洞还是两个 One hole or two?
-什么 -子弹是留在你体内 - Sorry? - Is the bullet still inside you?
还是形成了穿透伤 这取决于是什么枪 Or is there an exit wound? It'll depend on the gun.
我想是那把 That one, I think.
或者是那个 Or that one.
拜托 夏洛克 和枪没有关系 Oh, for God's sake, Sherlock. It doesn't matter about the gun.
别傻了 Don't be stupid.
你一向都这么蠢 You always were so stupid.
太让人失望了 Such a disappointment.
我不蠢 I'm not stupid.
你是个很蠢的小男孩 You're a very stupid little boy.
妈妈和爸爸都很生气 Mummy and Daddy are very cross
因为这个和枪没有关系 because it doesn't matter about the gun.
为什么没关系 Why not?
你进来的时候你看到了整个房间 You saw the whole room when you entered it.
你被杀的时候 你后面有什么 What was directly behind you when you were murdered?
我还没死呢 I've not been murdered YET.
权衡下各种可能性 老弟 Balance of probability, little brother.
如果子弹穿透了你 你会听到什么声音 If the bullet had passed through you, what would you have heard?
镜子碎裂 The mirror shattering.
然而你没听到 因此 You didn't. Therefore...?
子弹还在我体内 The bullet's still inside me.
所以他要向后倒下 So we need to take him down backwards.
我同意 夏洛克 你要向后倒 I agree. Sherlock, you need to fall on your back.
现在那子弹就像个瓶塞 Right now the bullet is the cork in a bottle.
子弹本身阻止了大部分的出血 The bullet itself is blocking most of the blood flow.
但是在伤口处的任何挤压或者冲击会使它移位 But any pressure or impact on the entrance wound could dislodge it.
再说 向后倒的话重力也会帮忙 Plus, on your back, gravity's working for us.
现在 Fall...
倒下 now.
这是怎么回事 发生了什么 What the hell is that?! What's happening?!
你会进入休克 You're going into shock.
这是第二个可能致死的因素 It's the next thing that's going to kill you.
-我该怎么办 -很明显 别休克 - What do I do? - Don't go into shock, obviously.
你这荒唐的的思维殿堂里肯定什么 Must be something in this ridiculous memory palace of yours
能让你冷静下来 that can calm you down.
找到它 Find it.
东风要来了 夏洛克 The East Wind is coming, Sherlock.
它要来席卷你了 It's coming to get you.
找到它 Find it.
你好 红胡子 过来 孩子 Hello, Redbeard. Here, boy.
过来 到我这里来 Come on. Come to me.
没事的 没事的 It's OK. It's all right.
过来 是我 是我 过来 Come on. It's me. It's me. Come on.
过来 Come on.
好孩子 真聪明 好孩子 Good boy. Clever boy. Good boy.
你好 红胡子 现在他们也要杀了我 Hello, Redbeard. They're putting me down too now.
一点都不好玩 对吧 It's no fun, is it?
红胡子 Redbeard.
这就是休克 你会感觉到疼痛 That was shock. You're going to feel the pain.
就像把你撕开一个洞 There's a hole ripped through you.
大量内出血 Massive internal bleeding.
你必须控制住疼痛 You have to control the pain.
要控制 控制 控制 Control. Control. Control.
你 You...
你从没感觉到过痛苦 对吗 You never felt pain, did you?
为什么你从未感觉到过痛苦 Why did you never feel pain?
痛苦无法避免 夏洛克 You always feel it, Sherlock.
但是你不用害怕它 But you don't have to fear it!
痛苦 Pain...
心碎 Heartbreak...
失去 Loss...
死亡 Death...
都是好事 It's all good.
夏洛克 夏洛克 能听见我说话吗 Sherlock! Sherlock. Can you hear me?
怎么回事 What happened?
他被枪击了 He got shot.
天啊 Jesus!
夏洛克 Sherlock.
我的天啊 Oh, my!
谁对他开的枪 Who shot him?!
"急救中心 请问您需要哪种帮助" 'Emergency. Which service do you require?'
*雨在下* *It's raining*
*下很大* *It's pouring*
*夏洛克无聊了* *Sherlock is boring*
*我在笑* *I'm laughing*
*我在哭* *I'm crying*
*夏洛克要死了* *Sherlock is dying.*
夏洛克 Sherlock!
你要坚持住 夏洛克 We're losing you. Sherlock!
夏洛克 你怎么就不死呢 Come on, Sherlock. Just die, why can't you?
再来一下 One little push
你就跳下去了 and off you pop.
你会喜欢死亡的感觉 夏洛克 You're going to love being dead, sherlock.
没有人会再来烦你了 No-one ever bothers you.
赫德森太太会哭的 Mrs Hudson will cry...
你爸你妈会哭 and Mummy and Daddy will cry...
那个女人会哭 约翰会哭天抢地 and the woman will cry and John will cry buckets and buckets.
我最担心他了 他那老婆 It's him that I worry about the most. That wife!
你让他失望了 夏洛克 You're letting him down, Sherlock.
约翰·华生现在有生命危险了 John Watson is definitely in danger.
你不是要好起来了吧 Oh, you're not getting better, are you?
是因为我说的什么吗 Was it something I said, huh?
夏洛克 Sherlock!
-玛丽 -你好 - Mary. - Hey.
他才醒过来 He's only bloody woken up.
-他挺过来了 -真的吗 - He's pulled through. - Really? Seriously?
你 You...
华生太太 你麻烦大了 Mrs Watson, you're in big trouble.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why?
他醒来的第一句话是 His first word when he woke up...
"玛丽" "Mary."
你不要告诉他 You don't tell him.
夏洛克 Sherlock?
你不要告诉约翰 You don't tell John.
坏女孩 Bad girl.
好坏的女孩 Bad, bad girl.
看着我 Look at me...
跟我说你不会告诉他 And tell me you're not going to tell him.
我要买一栋小别墅 I'm buying a cottage.
我靠你赚了不少钱 先生 I've made a lot of money out of you, mister.
没什么比复仇牟利更让人开心的了 Nothing hits the spot like revenge with profits.
你没有把这些报道卖给麦格纳森吧 You didn't give those stories to Magnussen, did you?
怎么会呢 给了他的一个对手 God, no. One of his rivals.
他可开心了 He was spitting.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯 你是个背后伤人 Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing,
没心没肺的操控狂 heartless, manipulative bastard.
而你 却是个贪婪的 投机取巧的 And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic,
追求曝光率的小报婊 publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.
那我们扯平了吗 So, we're good then?
是的 当然了 Yeah, of course.
-你的小别墅在哪 -苏塞克斯唐斯 - Where's the cottage? - Sussex Downs.
-很好 -它棒极了 - Nice. - It's gorgeous.
那里有些蜂巢 但我会给弄走的 There's beehives, but I'm getting rid of those.
很疼吧 是不是 Oh, it hurts, does it?
你也许该继续摄入吗啡 Probably want to restart your morphine.
我可能刚才碰到了开关 I might have fiddled with the taps.
你还要向我报多少仇啊 How much more revenge are you going to need?
就是偶尔捉弄你两下 Just the occasional top-up.
在这地方你可是梦想成真了 Dream come true for you, this place.
他们主动给你注射药物呢 They actually attach the drugs to you.
这可不利于工作 Not good for working.
你最近一阵不会工作了 夏尔 You won't be working for a while, Sherl.
你对我撒了谎 You lied to me.
你一而再再而三地撒谎 You lied and lied.
我只是充分利用了我们的关系 I exploited the fact of our connection.
什么时候 When?
哪怕有一句是真的也好 Just once would have been nice.
我本打算等我们结婚了的 I was waiting till we got married.
我根本不会嫁给你的 That was never going to happen.
我得走了 Got to go.
我得让你多休息 I'm not supposed to keep you talking.
而且我和《名人大话堂》有一场访谈 And also, I have an interview with The One Show
[名人大话堂: BBC的一档节目]
但我还没编好这么说呢 and I haven't made it up yet.
还有一件事 Just one thing...
你不该对我撒谎的 you shouldn't have lied to me.
我知道你是个什么样的男人 I know what kind of man you are,
我们本可以做朋友的 but we could have been friends.
我会代你向约翰和玛丽问好的 I'll give your love to John and Mary.
你不要告诉他 You don't tell him.
你不要告诉约翰 You don't tell John.
那么 So...
玛丽·华生 ..Mary Watson...
你到底是谁 ..Who are you?
玛丽·华生 Mary Watson.
我估计他这会儿不会很清醒 I don't know how much sense you'll get out of him.
他摄入了很多药 大多是在胡言乱语 He's drugged up, so he's pretty much babbling.
你知道这里不让用手机吧 Oh, they won't let you use that in here, you know?
不 我不打电话 我只想拍段视频 No, I'm not going to use the phone. I just want to take a video.
我的神哪 Oh, Jesus!
那他会去哪呢 So, where would he go?
鬼才知道呢 Oh, Christ knows!
试着在伦敦找夏洛克 Try finding Sherlock in London.
他有三个已知的避难所 He's got three known bolt-holes.
议会大厦 康顿水门和达格马庭院 Parliament Hill, Camden Lock and Dagmar Court.
他有五个避难所 Five known bolt holes.
在基尤皇家植物园有个不易察觉的温室 There's the blind greenhouse in Kew Gardens
在汉普斯特德公墓有个摇摇欲坠的坟墓 and the leaning tomb in Hampstead Cemetery.
就是个空卧室 Just the spare bedroom.
其实是我的卧室 Well, my bedroom.
我们都同意他需要个地方休息 We agreed he needs the space.
在大本钟钟面的后面 Behind the clock face of Big Ben.
我觉得他八成在开玩笑 I think he was probably joking.
我可不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
伦斯特花园 那是他的第一选择 绝密 Leinster Gardens. It's his number one bolt hole. Top, top secret.
他知道那地方是因为他有天晚上跟踪了他 He only knows about it cos he stalked him one night.
-只是跟着 -跟着 对 - Followed! - Followed, yeah.
他知道是谁射伤了他 He knew who shot him.
枪伤在前面 所以他知道面对的人是谁 The bullet wound was here, so he was facing whoever it was.
那他为什么不告诉我们 So, why not tell us?
因为他在独自追踪那人 Because he's tracking them down himself.
或是在保护什么人 Or protecting them.
保护凶手 为什么 Protecting the shooter, why?
或者保护别的什么了 但他为什么会在意 Well, protecting someone then. But why would he care?
他是夏洛克 他会费心思保护谁呢 He's Sherlock. Who would he bother protecting?
一有动静就电话 别瞒着我 约翰 Call me if you hear anything. Don't hold out on me, John.
-一定要打 -好 - Call me, OK? - Yeah. Yeah, right.
那么晚安 Good night then.
再见 Bye then.
约翰 要喝点什么吗 John, need a cuppa?
赫德森太太 Mrs Hudson,
夏洛克为什么认为我会搬回来 why does sherlock think that I'll be moving back in here?
啊对 他把你的椅子又放回来了 Oh, yes, he's put your chair back again, hasn't he?
这很好 看上去好多了 That's nice. It looks much better.
约翰 发生了什么吗 告诉我 约翰 John, what's wrong? Tell me. John?
是不是你的电话在响 That's your phone, isn't it?
是夏洛克 约翰 是夏洛克 It's Sherlock, John. Sherlock.
约翰 你得接这个电话 John, you have to answer it!
给点零钱吧 美女 Any change, love?
-不 -给点吧 美女 - No. - Oh, come on, love.
不要像其他人那样嘛 Don't be like all the rest.
寻找夏洛克·福尔摩斯第一要诀 他会找到你 Rule one of looking for Sherlock Holmes, he finds you.
你现在为夏洛克工作了吗 You're working for Sherlock now?
-我就不用流落街头了 -并没有 - Keeps me off the streets, doesn't it? - Well...no.
-你在哪里 -你看不见我吗 - Where are you? -'Can't you see me?'
我该去哪呢 Well, what am I looking for?
伦斯特花园的谎言 近在眼前 'The lie, the lie of Leinster Gardens, hidden in plain sight.'
几乎没人注意到 'Hardly anyone notices.'
人们在这里住了很久却从未留意到 'People live here for years and never see it.'
但如果你是我想的那种人的话 'But if you are what I think you are,
你不费吹灰之力就能找到它 it will take you less than a minute.'
房子 玛丽 看着这些房子 'The houses, Mary. Look at the houses.'
你怎么知道我会来这里的 How did you know I'd come here?
我知道你会去找别人不屑一顾的人 'I knew you'd talk to the people no-one else would bother with.'
我还自以为很聪明呢 Huh, I thought I was being clever.
你一向很聪明 玛丽 我就指着你的聪明呢 'You're always clever, Mary, I was relying on that.
我留下信息让你去找 I planted the information for you to find.'
30秒 '30 seconds.'
但这是什么呢 But what am I looking at?
没有门把手 没有信箱 涂漆的窗户 'No door knobs, no letterbox. Painted windows.
伦斯特花园23和24号 23 and 24 Leinster Gardens.'
空房子 'The empty houses.'
因为修伦敦地铁 'They were demolished years ago
它们多年前已被废弃 to make way for the London Underground,
是一个老式蒸汽火车的通风口 a vent for the old steam trains.'
只有房子的前面一侧被保留了下来 'Only the very front section of the house remains.'
只是表面的假象 'It's just a facade.'
让你想起什么人了没 玛丽 'Remind you of anyone, Mary?'
表面假象 'A facade?
抱歉 我总是忍不住增加戏剧性 Sorry, I never could resist a touch of drama.
进来吧 里面有些窄 Do come in. It's a little cramped.
这栋房子是你的吗 Do you own this place?
我和克拉伦斯食人族玩纸牌时赢的 Hmm, I won it in a card game with the Clarence House Cannibal.
差点把我的肾赔进去 Nearly cost me my kidneys,
但还好手上有副同花顺 but fortunately I had a straight flush.
那女人真是个赌棍 Quite a gambler, that woman.
你想怎么样 夏洛克 What do you want, Sherlock?
玛丽·莫斯坦是1972年的一个死胎 Mary Morstan was stillborn in October 1972.
她的墓碑就在奇斯威克公墓 然而五年前 Her gravestone is in Chiswick cemetery, where five years ago
你获取了她的名字与出生日期 you acquired her name and date of birth,
便盗用了她的身份 and thereafter her identity.
所以你的朋友都是在那之后认识的 That's why you don't have friends from before that date.
教堂环节你的那部分要加强 Need to work on your half of the church,
玛丽 略显不足 Mary. Looking a bit thin.
孤儿嘛 我就只有很多朋友 Oh, orphan's lot. Friends, that's all I have.
这种伎俩对你来说并不陌生 It's an old enough technique, known to the kinds of people
毕竟你一眼就能识出跳跃密码... who could recognise a skip code on sight...
一开始我以为只是讲圣经的 垃圾短信 At first I thought it was just a Bible thing, spam,
但后来发现不是 but it's not.
是个跳跃密码 It's a skip code.
并且记忆力超凡 Have extraordinarily retentive memories.
你怎么能忘记是哪个房间 你记得每件事 How can you not remember which room? You remember everything!
-有些事我得删掉 -207 - I have to delete something! - 207.
你反应可真够慢的 You were very slow.
你枪法有多准 How good a shot are you?
你有多想知道 How badly do you want to find out?
你要是杀了我 我的尸体会在这里被发现 If I die here, my body would be found in a building
而楼前还投映着你的脸孔 with your face projected on the front of it.
就算苏格兰场 也能查出点东西来 Even Scotland Yard could get somewhere with that.
我想知道你的枪法到底有多准 I want to know how good you are.
来啊 让我瞧瞧 Go on, show me.
扮演医生的妻子到现在一定无聊了 The doctor's wife must be a little bit bored by now.
我能看看吗 May I see?
是个假人 Huh, it's a dummy.
这伎俩其实挺明显的 Well, I suppose that was a fairly obvious trick.
距离六尺 And yet, over a distance of six feet,
你却未能一枪致命 you failed to make a kill shot.
足以让我负伤住院 却杀不死我 Enough to hospitalise me, not enough to kill me.
这并非失手 你是有意的 That wasn't a miss, that was surgery.
-这个案子我接了 -什么案子 - I'll take the case. - What case?
你的案子 你为什么不早来找我 Yours. Why didn't you come to me in the first place?
因为不能让约翰知道我跟他撒谎了 Because John can't ever know that I lied to him.
真相会让他崩溃 而我会永远失去他 It would break him and I would lose him forever.
夏洛克 我绝不允许这种情况发生 And Sherlock, I will never let that happen.
你要明白 Please, understand,
为了不让这种情况发生 there is nothing in this
我会无所不用其极 world I would not do to stop that happening.
抱歉 Sorry.
这伎俩不是那么简单 Not that obvious a trick.
好好聊聊 尽快把此事了结 Now talk and sort it out and do it quickly.
天呐 居然才两点钟 Oh, dear God, it's only two o'clock.
感觉这圣诞都过了一周了 It's been Christmas Day for at least a week now.
怎么会才两点钟 简直痛不欲生 How can it only be two o'clock? I'm in agony.
迈克 这是你的笔记本吗 Mikey, is this your laptop?
自由世界的安全全靠它了 没错 Upon which depends the security of the free world, yes,
而你却把土豆弄到了上面 and you've got potatoes on it!
如果这玩意很重要 你就不该到处乱放 You shouldn't leave it lying around if it's so important.
为什么要过圣诞 我们从不庆祝圣诞的 Why are we doing this? We never do this.
那是因为夏洛克刚刚出院 We are here because Sherlock is home from hospital
大家都很开心 and we are all very happy.
我也很开心吗 我怎么不知道 Am I happy too? I haven't checked.
乖乖的 麦克 Behave, Mike!
你给我取得名字是麦考夫 Mycroft is the name you gave me,
-你就一直用到死吧 -福尔摩斯太太 - if you could possibly struggle all the way to the end. - Mrs Holmes.
谢谢你 亲爱的 我都不知道你为什么会来 Oh, thank you, dear. I'm not absolutely sure why you're here.
我请他来的 I invited him.
我是他的门徒 福尔摩斯太太 I'm his protege, Mrs Holmes.
如果他死了 我会继承他的物品和衣钵 When he dies, I get all his stuff and his job.
-不 -好吧 我就是个打杂的 - No. - Oh, well, I help out a bit.
差不多 Closer.
如果他惨遭毒手什么的 If he does get murdered or something...
-你该闭嘴了 -好吧 - Probably stop talking now. - OK.
你带朋友来家可真好 Lovely when you bring your friends round.
你给我住嘴 有人朝我儿子开了一枪 Stop it, you. Somebody's put a bullet in my boy.
如果让我揪出那个人 我绝不会客气的 If I ever find out who, I shall turn absolutely monstrous.
这份是给玛丽的 我去去就回 This was for Mary. I'll be back in a minute.
玛丽 你在这儿啊 Ah. Mary. There you are.
给你杯茶 如果老头子开始哼哼唧唧 Cup of tea. If Father starts making little humming noises,
你就戳他一下 一般都会管用 just give him a little poke. That usually does it.
这是你写的吗 Did you write this?
那个过时的蠢东西 还是别读了 Oh, that silly old thing, you mustn't read that.
现在看来那些演算肯定够蠢的 Mathematics must seem terribly fatuous now.
别哼唧了 No humming, you.
我妻子是个怪人 但也是个天才 Complete flake, my wife, but happens to be a genius.
她以前是数学家吗 She was a mathematician?
为孩子放弃了大好前途 Gave it all up for children.
我最受不了的就是和她争论 I could never bear to argue with her.
我自己不怎么聪明 I'm something of a moron myself.
但是她 But she's...
非常性感 unbelievably hot.
天呐 Oh my God,
你是正常的那个 对吗 you're the sane one, aren't you?
你不也是吗 Aren't you?
抱歉 我刚刚 Oh. Sorry, I just, er...
你俩需要单独待会儿吧 Oh, you two need a moment?
如果你不介意的话 If you don't mind?
当然不 我去看看能不能 No, course not. I'll go and see if I can help with...
帮上什么忙 something or another.
那两个人 他俩还好吗 Those two. They all right?
你懂的 夫妻之间总是起起落落 Well, you know, they've had their ups and downs.
立刻回贝克街 Baker Street, now.
约翰 玛丽 John, Mary...
夏洛克 天呐 你脸色可真差 Oh, Sherlock, oh, good gracious, you look terrible!
去你厨房里给我拿点吗啡 我的用完了 Get me some morphine from your kitchen, I've run out.
-我没有吗啡 -那你有什么用 - I don't have any morphine. - Then what exactly is the point of you?!
怎么回事啊 What is going on?
是个好问题 Bloody good question.
华生夫妇要处理点家务事 The Watsons are about to have a domestic
我希望他们能快点 因为我们有事要做 and fairly quickly I hope, because we've got work to do.
不 我有个更好的问题 No, I have a better question -
我认识的每个人都是精神病吗 is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?
是的 Yes.
-问题解决了 现在我们... -闭嘴 - Good that we've settled that. Now we... - Shut up!
给我保持沉默 因为这事一点也不好笑 And stay shut up, because this is not funny.
这次不开玩笑 Not this time.
-我没说它好笑 -你 - I didn't say it was funny. You.
我做了什么 What have I ever done? Hmm?
我这辈子做了什么 要摊上你 My whole life, to deserve you?
一切 Everything.
夏洛克 我说了 闭嘴 Sherlock, I've told you, shut up.
不 我说真的 一切 No, I mean it - seriously, everything.
是因为你所做过的一切 Everything you've ever done, is what you did.
夏洛克 你再说一个字 你再也见不到吗啡了 Sherlock, one more word and you will not need morphine.
你是个上过战场的医生 You were a doctor who went to war.
你是一个 You're a man who couldn't
在郊区待了不到一个月 stay in the suburbs for more than a month
就忍不住要勇闯毒窟 痛揍瘾君子的人 without storming a crack den, beating up a junkie.
你的挚友是个反社会份子 Your best friend is a sociopath,
用办案来寻找刺激 who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high.
这说的是我 That's me, by the way, hello.
就连房东太太都经营过贩毒集团 Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.
是我丈夫在经营 我只负责文案 It was my husband's cartel. I was just typing.
和脱衣舞 And exotic dancing.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯 你要是去网上看视频了... Sherlock Holmes, if you've been YouTubing...
约翰 你会对一种生活方式上瘾 John, you are addicted to a certain lifestyle.
危险的情况和人物对你有异常的吸引力 You are abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people,
所以 你深爱的女人 So is it truly such a surprise
也符合这种模式 that the woman you fall in love with
真那么出人意料吗 conforms to that pattern?
但她不应该是那种人 But she wasn't supposed to be like that!
她为什会是那种人 Why is she like that?
因为你选择了她 Because you chose her.
为什么所有事总是 Why is everything always
我的错 My fault?!
邻居要抱怨啦 Oh, neighbours!
约翰 听着 冷静下来 回答我的问题 John, listen. Be calm and answer me.
她是谁 What is she?
-一个撒谎的妻子 -不 她是谁 - My lying wife? - No, what is she?
一个怀了我骨肉的女人 And the woman who is carrying my child,
从初次相遇起就欺骗我的女人 who has lied to me since the day I met her.
不 抛开这座公寓 这个房间 No. Not in this flat, not in this room.
此时此刻 她是谁 Right here, right now, what is she?
好 Ok.
按你的方式来 Your way.
向来如此 Always your way.
坐下 Sit.
为什么 Why?
因为这是他们的座位 Because that's where they sit.
那些带着故事上门来的人 The people who come in here with their stories.
他们就是客户 现在这是你的身份 玛丽 They're the clients, that's all you are now, Mary.
一个客户 You're a client.
你坐在这里讲 This is where you sit and talk
我们坐在这里听 and this is where we sit and listen.
然后决定要不要帮你 Then we decide if we want you or not.
你还好吗 So, are you OK?
今天我们说话了 圣诞节真的来了 Oh, are we doing conversation today? It really is Christmas
现在吗 Now?
真的吗 沉默了几个月 Seriously, months of silence
我们现在要谈这个吗 and we're going to do this now?
A.G.R.A. 什么意思 A.G.R.A., what's that?
我名字的缩写 Er... my initials.
我所有的背景都在这里 Everything about who I was is on there.
如果你爱我 就别当着我看 If you love me, don't read it in front of me.
为什么 Why?
因为你看完就不会再爱我了 Because you won't love me when you've finished
我不希望事情会变成那样 and I don't want to see that happen.
你已经知道了多少 How much do you know already?
根据你的身手 你是 By your skill set, you are,
或者曾经是个情报特工 or were, an intelligence agent.
你现在的口音是英国口音 Your accent is currently English,
但我怀疑你不是英国人 but I suspect you are not.
你因为某个原因在逃命 You're on the run from something.
并利用你的手段掩饰身份 You've used your skills to disappear.
麦格纳森知道你的秘密 Magnussen knows your secret,
所以你要杀了他 which is why you were going to kill him.
我想你是为了接近他才去结交珍妮 And I assume you befriended Janine in order to get close to him.
你好意思说这话 Oh, you can talk!
瞧瞧你们俩 真应该结为夫妇 Oh, look at you two, you should have got married.
麦格纳森手上的东西 The stuff Magnussen has on me,
足以让我被终生监禁 I would go to prison for the rest of my life.
所以你就要杀了他 So you were going to kill him?
麦格纳森这种人活该被杀 People like Magnussen should be killed,
-所以才会有我这种人的存在 -说得好 - that's why there are people like me. - Perfect!
所以你就是一个杀手 So that's what you were, an assassin?
我怎么会没看出来 How could I not see that?
你看出来了 You did see that.
所以才娶我 And you married me.
他说的对 Because he's right.
你喜欢危险人物 It's what you like.
玛丽 麦格纳森手上关于你的资料 So, Mary, any documents that Magnussen has
有什么是你想拿回来的吗 concerning yourself, you want extracted and returned.
你为什么要帮我 Why would you help me?
因为你救了我的命 Because you saved my life.
等等 什么 Sorry-sorry, what?
当我发现你和麦格纳森时... When I happened on you and Magnussen...
你面临着一个问题 You had a problem.
准确地说 你有一个目击者 More specifically, you had a witness.
现在你该怎么办 What do you do now?
杀了我们两个 Kill both of us?
解决办法很简单 杀了我们两个然后离开 'The solution, of course, was simple. Kill us both and leave.'
然而 情感占了上风 However, sentiment got the better of you.
你用精准算计的一枪将我打倒 'One precisely calculated shot to incapacitate me,
希望你有更多时间与我协商 in the hope that it would buy you more time
让我保持沉默 to negotiate my silence.
当然 你也不能杀掉麦格纳森 Of course, you couldn't shoot Magnussen.
我们俩那晚都闯入了大楼 On the night both of us broke into the building,
你的丈夫会成为嫌疑犯 所以 your own husband would become a suspect. So...
你估计 You calculated
麦格纳森会利用你的出现 that Magnussen would use the fact of your involvement...
而不是告诉警察 rather than sharing the information with the police,
一如既往 as is his MO.
然后你怎么来就怎么走 And then you left the way you came.
我有说漏什么吗 Have I missed anything?
她是怎么救了你的命的 How did she save your life?
她打电话叫了救护车 She phoned the ambulance.
是我打电话叫的救护车 I phoned the ambulance.
她先打的电话 She phoned first.
急救中心 您需要什么帮助 'Emergency, which service do you require?'
你五分钟之后才发现我 You didn't find me for another five minutes.
要是靠你的话 我已经死了 Left to you, I would have died.
伦敦救护车的平均到达时间是 The average arrival time for a London ambulance is...
有人叫了救护车吗 Did somebody call an ambulance?
八分钟 你们带吗啡了吗 Eight minutes. Did you bring any morphine?
我在电话里要求过 I asked on the phone.
我们听说有人被枪击了 We were told there was a shooting.
是的 上个星期 There was, last week.
但我觉得我现在内出血了 But I believe I'm bleeding internally,
我的脉搏乱跳 my pulse is very erratic,
你们可能半路就要给我做心脏复苏 you may need to restart my heart on the way...
天呐 夏洛克 快 夏洛克 Jesus, Sherlock. Come on, Sherlock.
约翰 约翰 麦格纳森现在是事情的关键 John, John, Magnussen is all that matters now.
你可以信任玛丽 她救了我的命 You can trust Mary - she saved my life.
她开枪打了你 She shot you.
的确让人有点捉摸不透 Mixed messages, I grant you that... Argh!
夏洛克 夏洛克 扶着他 Sherlock! Sherlock! Take him.
-扶稳了吗 -是的 - Got him? - Yeah.
那么 你看过了吗 So, have you read it?
能过来一下吗 Would you come here a moment?
不 告诉我 你看过了吗 No, tell me, have you?
你就过来吧 Just... Come here.
我没事 No, I'm fine.
关于要对你说什么 我想了好久 I've thought long and hard about what I want to say to you.
我已经想好了 玛丽 These are prepared words, Mary.
-我很小心地字斟句酌 -好吧 - I've chosen these words with care. - OK.
你的过去是你自己的事情 The problems of your past are your business.
与你携手未来 The problems of your future...
是我的荣幸 are my privilege.
这就是我想说的 这就是我需要知道的 It's all I have to say, it's all I need to know.
不 我没有看过 No, I didn't read it.
你连我的名字都不知道呢 You don't even know my name.
玛丽·华生对你来说不够好吗 Is "Mary Watson" good enough for you?
够了 我的上帝 是的 Yes. Oh my God, yes.
对我来说也够了 Then it's good enough for me, too.
这一切并不代表 All this does not mean that
我就不生你的气了 I'm not still basically pissed off with you.
我知道 我知道 Hmm, I know, I know.
我非常生气 时不常就会爆发 I am very pissed off, and it will come out now and then.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know, I know.
从现在起你来负责修剪草坪 You can mow the sodding lawn from now on.
-本来就是我在修剪草坪 -明明是我 - I do mow the lawn. - I do it loads.
你真没有 You really don't.
我来给孩子起名字 I choose the baby's name.
-想都别想 -好吧 - Not a chance. - OK.
-很高兴你放弃了麦格纳森的事 -是吗 - I'm glad you've given up on the Magnussen business. - Are you?
但我还是好奇 他不是你通常感兴趣的类型 I'm still curious, though. He's hardly your usual kind of puzzle.
为什么你那么恨他 Why do you hate him?
因为他攻击与众不同的人 Because he attacks people who are different
靠他们的秘密为生 你为什么不恨他 and preys on their secrets. Why don't you?
他从来没有给重要的人造成太多损害 He never causes too much damage to anyone important.
他很聪明 知道什么该做什么不该做 He's far too intelligent for that.
他是个商人 仅此而已 He's a businessman, that's all.
偶尔还对我们有点用 And occasionally useful to us.
必要之恶 而不是让你屠杀的龙 A necessary evil, not a dragon for you to slay.
屠龙者 你认为我是那样的人吗 A dragon-slayer. Is that what you think of me?
不 你自己认为你是那样的人 No. It's what you think of yourself.
你们俩在抽烟吗 Are you two smoking?!
-没有 -是麦考夫 - No. - It was Mycroft.
顺便说一声 I have, by the way,
我有一项希望你拒绝的工作 a job offer I should like you to decline.
我拒绝你提供的工作 I decline your kind offer.
我会转达你的遗憾 I shall pass on your regrets.
-是什么 -军情六处 - What was it? - MI6.
他们想让你重回东欧 They want to place you back into Eastern Europe.
执行一项卧底任务 An undercover assignment that would prove fatal to you in,
大概六个月后会害死你 I think, about six months.
那你为什么不希望我接受呢 Then why don't you want me to take it?
我真想让你去 但总的来说 It's tempting, but on balance,
你离家近点更有用 you have more utility closer to home.
有用 我怎么会有用 Utility! How do I have utility?
这里有龙 Here be dragons.
这烟不适合我 This isn't agreeing with me.
我要进去了 I'm going in.
你需要低焦油型 你还是像个刚抽上烟的人 You need low tar. You still smoke like a beginner.
还有 Also...
失去你会让我心碎 ..Your loss would break my heart.
你这话我要怎么往下接 What the hell am I supposed to say to that?!
-圣诞快乐 -你讨厌圣诞 - Merry Christmas? - You hate Christmas.
是啊 估计刚才喝的潘趣酒里被加料了 Yes. Perhaps there was something in the punch.
肯定是 再去多喝点 Clearly. Go and have some more.
你知道夏洛克带我们 So you realise that Sherlock got
来这里看他父母是有原因的吧 us out here to see his mum and dad for a reason?
他有爱的爸爸妈妈 His lovely mum and dad,
婚姻生活的典范 我懂了 a fine example of married life, I get that.
这就是夏洛克 总让人意想不到 That is the thing with Sherlock, it's always the unexpected.
喂 喂 玛丽 Oi. Oi? Mary?
上帝啊 玛丽 坐下 Jesus Christ! Mary? Sit down.
玛丽 你能听到我说话吗 Mary, can you hear me?
不要喝玛丽的茶 Don't drink Mary's tea.
或是潘趣酒 Or the punch.
夏洛克 Sherlock...
你竟然给我怀孕的妻子下药 Did you just drug my pregnant wife?!
别担心 威金斯是个很棒的化学家 Don't worry, Wiggins is an excellent chemist.
给你妻子的剂量是我亲自算的 I calculated your wife's dose myself.
不会影响到你们的孩子 Won't affect the little one.
我会看着她的 I'll keep an eye on her.
他会看着他们醒过来 反正他也没其他事做 He'll monitor their recovery. It's more or less his day job.
你到底做了什么 What the hell have you done?!
和魔鬼做了个交易 A deal with the devil.
你不是该在医院吗 Shouldn't you be in hospital?
我是在医院 I am in hospital.
这是食堂 This is the canteen.
-是吗 -在我看来是的 请坐 - Is it? - In my opinion, yes. Have a seat.
谢谢 Thank you.
我一直在想你 I've been thinking about you.
我也一直在想你 I've been thinking about you.
是吗 Really?
我想看看阿普尔多 I want to see Appledore.
你保存所有秘密 所有文件 Where you keep all the secrets, all the files,
所有人的把柄的地方 everything you've got on everyone.
我希望你邀请我去 I want you to invite me.
你怎么会觉得我会如此大意 What makes you think I'd be so careless?
我看你比你表现得大意多了 Oh, I think you're a lot more careless than you let on.
是吗 Am I?
是你那"死鱼眼"的眼神出卖了你 It's the dead-eyed stare that gives it away.
但其实并非"死鱼眼" 对吗 Except it's not dead-eyed, is it?
你在读信息 You're reading.
移动阿普尔多 Portable Appledore.
这东西什么机制 How does it work?
内置闪存 Built-in flash drive?
4G网 4G wireless?
这只是副普通的眼镜 They're just ordinary spectacles.
当然 Yes, they are.
你太小看我了 福尔摩斯先生 You underestimate me, Mr Holmes.
那就让我开开眼 让我看看阿普尔多 Impress me, then. Show me Appledore.
凡事都有价 Everything is available for a price.
你准备出什么价 Are you making me an offer?
一份圣诞礼物 A Christmas present.
是什么圣诞礼物呢 福尔摩斯先生 And what are you giving me for Christmas, Mr Holmes?
我哥哥 My brother.
上帝啊 Oh, Jesus!
夏洛克 快告诉我你还没疯 Sherlock, please tell me you haven't just gone out of your mind.
你还是继续猜吧 I'd rather keep you guessing.
有人来接我们了 Ah, there's our lift.
走吗 Coming?
去哪 Where?
-你想保护你妻子吗 -当然 - You want your wife to be safe? - Of course I do.
很好 因为这会极为危险 Good, because this is going to be incredibly dangerous.
一步踏错 One false move
我们就会使英国陷入危险 and we'll have betrayed the security of the United Kingdom
并且因叛国罪而入狱 and be in prison for high treason.
麦格纳森是我们所遇到过的最危险的人 Magnussen is quite simply the most dangerous man we've ever encountered
而且目前情势对我们十分不利 and the odds are comprehensively stacked against us.
-这是圣诞节啊 -我也这么觉得 - But it's Christmas! - I feel the same.
你是指现在是圣诞节啊 Oh, you mean it's actually Christmas.
你按照我说得带上枪了吗 Did you bring your gun, as I suggested?
为什么我会带枪来你父母家吃圣诞晚餐 Why would I bring my gun to your parents' house for Christmas dinner?!
-在你大衣里吗 -是的 - Is it in your coat? - Yes.
那就可以走了 Off we go, then.
-我们要去哪 -阿普尔多 - Where are we going? - Appledore.
虽说该请你喝一杯 但这酒很稀有也很贵 I would offer you a drink, but it's very rare and expensive.
是你啊 Oh, it was you.
当然了 Yes, of course.
你的施压点很难找 福尔摩斯先生 Very hard to find a pressure point on you, Mr Holmes.
我根本不相信你会吸毒 The drugs thing I never believed for a moment.
何况你也不在乎这事泄露出去 不是吗 Anyway, you wouldn't care if it was exposed, would you?
但是你有多在乎约翰·华生啊 But look how you care about John Watson.
对你而言 就是陷入危险的少女 Your damsel in distress.
你放火烧我 以此作为筹码 You put me in a fire, for leverage?!
我不会让你被烧死的 华生医生 Oh, I would never let you burn, Dr Watson.
我有安排人看着 我不杀人 I had people standing by. I'm not a murderer.
你妻子可不一样 Unlike your wife.
我来解释下筹码的原理吧 华生医生 Let me explain how leverage works, Dr Watson.
对于了解内情的人 For those who understand these things,
麦考夫·福尔摩斯是这个国家权力最大的人 Mycroft Holmes is the most powerful man in the country.
当然 除我以外 Well, apart from me.
麦考夫的施压点 Mycroft's pressure point
是他有毒瘾的侦探弟弟 夏洛克 is his junkie detective brother, Sherlock.
夏洛克的施压点是他最好的朋友 约翰·华生 Sherlock's pressure point is his best friend, John Watson.
约翰·华生的施压点是他的妻子 John Watson's pressure point is his wife.
控制了约翰·华生的妻子也就控制了麦考夫 I own John Watson's wife, I own Mycroft.
而他就是我的圣诞礼物 He's what I'm getting for Christmas.
这是交换 不是礼物 It's an exchange, not a gift.
请原谅 但是 Forgive me, but...
这已经在我手上了 I already seem to have it.
有密码保护 It's password protected.
想要密码 你就得把你掌握的 In return for the password, you will give me any material
所有关于玛丽·华生的资料给我 in your possession pertaining to the woman I know as Mary Watson.
她很坏啊 那个女人 害死过不少人 Oh, she's bad, that one. So many dead people.
-你该看看我看过的 -我不需要看 - You should see what I've seen. - I don't need to see it.
你也许会很喜欢的 You might enjoy it, though.
我就很喜欢 I enjoy it.
那何不给我们看看呢 Then why don't you show us?
给你们看阿普尔多 那个隐秘保险库 Show you Appledore? The secret vaults.
这就是你想要的 Is that what you want?
我要你掌握的所有关于玛丽的资料 I want everything you've got on Mary.
我本来还指望你能来点高明的 You know, I honestly expected something good.
你会发现电脑里 Oh, I think you'll find the contents of that laptop...
装着GPS定位器 Include a GPS locator.
现在你哥哥应该已经发现电脑被偷了 By now your brother will have noticed the theft
特勤处的人正向这屋子赶来 and the security services will be converging on this house.
到了之后 他们会发现我拿着最高机密信息 Having arrived, they'll find top-secret information in my hands
也就给了他们理由搜我的保险库 and they have every justification to search my vaults.
他们会发现更多的机密信息 They will discover further information of this kind
我也将因此被逮捕 and I will be imprisoned.
而你什么事都不会有 You would be exonerated
可以回到你那臭气熏天的小公寓 and restored to your smelly little apartment
和这对精神病夫妻一起破案 to solve crimes with Mr and Mrs Psychopath.
麦考夫一直以来都在寻找这样的机会 Mycroft has been looking for this opportunity for a long time.
他会为他的弟弟感到非常骄傲 He'll be a very, very proud big brother.
即使你知道 The fact that you know
也无法阻止其发生 it's going to happen isn't going to stop it.
那我为什么在笑 Then why am I smiling?
问我啊 Ask me.
你为什么在笑 Why are you smiling?
因为夏洛克·福尔摩斯犯了一个天大的错误 Because Sherlock Holmes has made one enormous mistake,
这个错误将毁掉他所爱的每个人的生活 which will destroythe lives of everyone he loves.
还有他珍视的所有东西 And everything he holds dear.
我带你们参观阿普尔多保险库吧 Let me show you the Appledore vaults.
这是我保险库的入口 The entrance to my vaults.
这里就是我存放你们的地方 This is where I keep you all.
那保险库到底在哪里 OK, so where are the vaults, then?
保险库 什么保险库 Vaults? What vaults?
这栋楼下面根本就没有保险库 There are no vaults beneath this building.
都存放在这里 They're all in here.
阿普尔多保险库就是我的思维殿堂 The Appledore vaults are my mind palace.
你知道思维殿堂吧 夏洛克 You know about mind palaces, don't you, Sherlock?
通过想象将信息存入脑中 就永远不会忘记 How to store information so you never forget it, by picturing it.
我就坐在这里 I just sit here,
闭上眼睛 进入我的保险库 I close my eyes and down I go to my vaults.
我可以走到保险库的任何角落 I can go anywhere inside my vaults.
也就是我的记忆 My memories.
我来看一下华生太太的档案 I'll look at the files on Mrs Watson.
这是我的最爱之一 Oh, this is one of my favourites.
太刺激了 Oh, it's so exciting.
她为中情局执行的那些刺杀行动 All those wet jobs for the CIA.
她现在有点自由职业者的性质了 Ooh, she's gone a bit freelance now,
坏姑娘 bad girl.
她太顽皮了 Oh, she's so wicked.
我能理解你为什么喜欢她 I can really see why you like her.
懂了吗 You see?
这么说根本没有文件 这里什么都没有 So there are no documents, you don't actually have anything here?
如果我真需要什么的话 有时候会派人去取 Oh, sometimes I send out for something, if I really need it,
但大多数时候我就把它全都记住 but mostly I just remember it all.
我没搞明白 I don't understand.
-你应该把这句话印在衬衫上 -你就全都记住 - You should have that on a T-shirt. - You just remember it all?
所以事情都关乎于"知道" It's all about knowledge, everything is.
知道即拥有 Knowing is owning.
但如果你只是知道的话 就没有证据 But if you just know it, then you don't have proof.
证据 我要证据干什么 Proof? What would I need proof for?
我在新闻界工作 你个白痴 I'm in news, you moron.
我无需证明 只要印到报纸上就行 I don't have to prove it, I just have to print it.
说起新闻 Speaking of news...
你们俩明天都会成为新闻焦点 You'll both be heavily featured tomorrow.
试图向我出卖国家机密 Trying to sell state secrets to me.
我们出去吧 他们很快就来了 Let's go outside. They'll be here shortly.
等不及看到你们被逮捕了 Can't wait to see you arrested.
夏洛克 你有什么计划吗 Sherlock, do we have a plan?
夏洛克 Sherlock?
他们还真是磨蹭啊 They're taking their time, aren't they?
我还是没搞明白 I still don't understand.
这句话可以印到衬衫背面 And there's the back of the T-shirt.
你就是知道事情 这怎么行得通 You just know things - how does that work?
我真喜欢你这张军人的小脸蛋 我想揍两拳 I just love your little soldier face. I'd like to punch it.
把脸凑过来 Bring it over here a minute.
快点 为了玛丽 把脸凑过来 Come on. For Mary. Bring me your face.
身体略微前倾 把脸伸出来 Lean forward a bit and stick your face out.
拜托 Please.
我能弹弹吗 Now, can I flick it?
看着我 我能弹你的小脸吗 Look at me. Can I flick your face?
我太喜欢弹人脸了 玩一整天都不腻 I just love doing this. I could do it all day.
事情是这样 约翰 Well, it works like this, John.
我知道玛丽伤害和杀过的人 I know who Mary hurt and killed.
我知道去哪里找恨她的人 I know where to find people who hate her.
我知道他们的住址和电话号码 I know where they live, I know their phone numbers.
所有这一切 都在我的思维殿堂里 All in my mind palace, all of it.
我可以现在就打电话给他们 毁掉你的整个人生 I could phone them right now and tear your whole life down...
我说到做到 And I will,
除非你让我弹你的小脸蛋 unless you let me flick your face.
我就是这么对付别人的 This is what I do to people.
我就是这么对付整个国家的 This is what I do to whole countries.
就因为我知道 Just because I know.
我现在能弹你眼睛了吗 Can I do your eye now?
看你能否做到不眨眼 See if you can keep it open, hmm?
来嘛 为了玛丽 别眨眼 Come on, for Mary. Keep it open.
夏洛克 Sherlock?
让他弹 对不起 就让他弹吧 Let him. I'm sorry, just...let him.
来吧 别眨眼 Hmm? Come on, eye open.
很难做到是吧 It's difficult, isn't it?
珍妮做到过一次 Janine managed to once.
她发出的声音可好笑了 She makes the funniest noises.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和约翰·华生 远离那个人 Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, stand away from that man.
时候到了 福尔摩斯先生 Here we go, Mr Holmes.
澄清一下 阿普尔多保险库只存在于你的记忆中 To clarify, Appledore's vaults only exist in your mind,
没有别的备份 只在你的记忆中 nowhere else, just there?
保险库不是真的 从来都不是 They're not real, they never have been.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和约翰·华生 远离那个人 Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, step away!
没关系 他们不会伤害我 It's fine, they're harmless.
目标未携带武器 重复 目标未携带武器 'Target is not armed, I repeat target is not armed.'
夏洛克 我们该怎么办 Sherlock, what do we do?
什么都不做 没什么可做的 Nothing. There is nothing to be done.
我不是反派 没什么邪恶计划 Oh, I'm not a villain, I have no evil plan.
我是个商人 靠获取资产为生 I'm a businessman, acquiring assets.
你恰好是资产之一 You happen to be one of them.
抱歉 你这次当不成英雄了 福尔摩斯先生 Sorry, no chance for you to be a hero this time, Mr Holmes.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和约翰·华生 Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,
远离那个人 马上照做 stand away from that man. Do it now!
仔细调查一下 Oh, do your research.
我不是英雄 我是高智商反社会人格 I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
有人倒下 有人倒下 'Man down, man down.'
离我远点 约翰 使劲往后退 Get away from me, John! Stay well back!
老天呐 夏洛克 Christ, Sherlock!
别开枪 别对夏洛克·福尔摩斯开枪 Don't fire! Do not fire on Sherlock Holmes!
别开枪 Do not fire!
老天呐 夏洛克 Oh, Christ, Sherlock!
替我向玛丽问好 Give my love to Mary.
告诉她 她现在安全了 Tell her she's safe now.
夏洛克啊 Oh, Sherlock.
你做了什么 What have you done?
就如我同事喜欢说的那样 As my colleague is fond of remarking,
这个国家有时候需要钝刀 this country sometimes needs a blunt instrument.
同样的 有时也需要利刃 Equally, it sometimes needs a dagger,
下手精确而毫无悔意的手术刀 a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.
我们总会用得上夏洛克·福尔摩斯 There will always come a time when we need Sherlock Holmes.
如果你是出于对弟弟的保护... If this is some expression of familial sentiment...
别傻了 Don't be absurd.
我不是出于兄弟情谊 I am not given to outbursts of brotherly compassion.
你知道我另一个兄弟的事 You know what happened to the other one.
况且 In any event,
不论我们把夏洛克关在哪 there is no prison in which we could incarcerate Sherlock
他都会每天制造暴乱 without causing a riot on a daily basis.
而另一个办法 则需要你的获准 The alternative, however, would require your approval.
这可称不上仁慈 福尔摩斯先生 Hardly merciful, Mr Holmes.
可惜 斯茅伍德夫人 我弟弟是个杀人犯 Regrettably, Lady Smallwood, my brother is a murderer.
替我照顾他 好吗 You will look after him for me, won't you?
别担心 我会给他找麻烦的 Don't worry. I'll keep him in trouble.
这就对了 That's my girl.
鉴于这可能是我最后一次 Since this is likely to be the last conversation
跟约翰·华生说话了 I'll have withJohn Watson,
能让我们单独待会儿吗 would you mind if we took a moment?
到这一步了 So here we are.
威廉·夏洛克·斯考特·福尔摩斯 William Sherlock Scott Holmes.
什么 Sorry?
就是这样 如果你想给孩子起名字的话 That's the whole of it. If you're looking for baby names.
不用了 我们做了B超 是个女孩 No, we've had a scan, we're pretty sure it's a girl.
好吧 Oh. OK.
嗯 Yeah.
我真是不知道该说什么 You know, actually, I can't think of a single thing to say.
我也是 No, neither can I.
游戏结束了 The game is over.
游戏永远不会结束 约翰 The game is never over, John.
但现在可能有新的对手了 But there may be some new players now.
不过没关系 我们最后都会随东风而逝 That's OK, the East Wind takes us all in the end.
什么 What's that?
是我小时候我哥哥给我讲的故事 It's a story my brother told me when we were kids.
东风是能毁灭一切的可怕势力 The East Wind is a terrifying forcethat lays waste to all in its path.
它会将那些不值得存在的东西连根拔起 It seeks out the unworthy and plucks them from the earth.
也就是我 That was generally me.
-好故事 -他是个坏哥哥 - Nice. - He's a rubbish big brother.
那你呢 So what about you, then?
你究竟是要去哪 Where are you actually going now?
去东欧做点卧底工作 Oh, some undercover work in Eastern Europe.
去多久 For how long?
我哥哥估计得六个月 Six months, my brother estimates.
他永远是对的 He's never wrong.
然后呢 And then what?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
约翰 有件事 John, there's something
我该说出来 我一直想说 但从未说出口 I should say, I've meant to say always and I never have.
可我们可能不会再见了 Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again,
我还是说吧 I might as well say it now.
夏洛克其实是个女名 Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
不是的 It's not.
值得一试嘛 It was worth a try.
我们不会给女儿取你的名字 We're not naming our daughter after you.
我觉得可以有啊 Oh, I think it could work.
敬那些美好的时光 约翰 To the very best of times, John.
史密斯将球带入内线 情况不错 'Smith brings it inside. This looks good.
卡桑德拉射门 射偏了 'Cassandra comes in for a shot. Ooh, he missed it!'
电视出问题了 Oi, there's something wrong with thetelly.
电视出问题了 伙计 There's something wrong withthe telly, mate.
字幕 Who's that?
想我了吗 Did you miss me?
-想我了吗 -想我了吗 - Did you miss me? - Did you miss me?
想我了吗 想我了吗 Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
这怎么可能 How is this possible?
不知道 但是国内所有电视上都是这个 We don't know, but it's on every screen in the country.
而且是同时出现 Every screen simultaneously.
首相知道了吗 Has the Prime Minister been told?
麦考夫呢 And Mycroft?
这不可能啊 不可能 But that's not possible. That is simply not possible.
怎么回事 What's happened?
先生 是你哥哥 Sir? It's your brother.
麦考夫 Mycroft?
你好啊 弟弟 流放感觉如何 'Hello, little brother. How's the exile going?'
我才走了四分钟 I've only been gone four minutes.
希望你吸取教训了 Well, I certainly hope you've learnt your lesson.
看来我们需要你 'As it turns out, you're needed.'
老天啊 拿定主意好不好 Oh, for God's sake, make up your mind!
这次又是谁 Who needs me this time?
想我了吗 想我了吗 'Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
想我了吗 想我了吗 Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
想我了吗 想我了吗 'Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
想我了吗 想我了吗 Did you miss me? Did you miss me?'
英国需要你 England.
他不是死了吗 你告诉我莫里亚蒂死了 But he's dead. I mean, you told me he was dead, Moriarty?
是啊 自己爆头了 Absolutely. Blew his own brains out.
他怎么又回来了呢 So how can he be back?
如果他真回来了 他得穿暖和点了 Well if he is, he'd better wrap up warm.
要刮东风了 There's an East Wind coming.
想我了吗 Miss me?
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