-随便选 -好 - Take a punt! - Right.
你随便挑 任何地点 任何时间 Your choice. Wherever, whenever,
时空之中任你挑 anywhere in time and space.
这样的话 我还真有个地方 Well... there is something,
有个人 我一直想见一见 someone that I've... always wanted to meet.
-但我知道你会怎么说 -说来听听 - But I know what you'll say. - Try me.
你会说他是编出来的 压根没这个人 You'll say he's made up, that there is no such thing.
-尽管说 -他 - Go on. - It's...
-就是罗宾汉 -罗宾汉 - It's Robin Hood. - Robin Hood.
我特喜欢这个故事 I love that story. I've always loved it,
从小时候起就特别喜欢了 ever since I was little.
罗宾汉 行侠仗义 Robin Hood, the heroic outlaw,
-劫富济贫的那个 -就是就是 - who robs from the rich and gives to the poor? - Yeah!
他是编出来的 压根没这个人 He's made up. There's no such thing.
我说什么来着 Ah, you see!
老式的传奇英雄故事只存在于 Old-fashioned heroes only exist in
老式故事书里 克拉拉 old-fashioned story books, Clara.
-那你呢 -我 - And what about you? - Me?
对啊 你 Yeah, you.
你每时每刻都在阻止坏事发生 You stop bad things happening every minute of every day,
我觉的就很有传奇英雄的味道 that sounds pretty heroic to me.
打发时间而已 Just passing the time.
-火星怎么样 -什么 - Hey, what about Mars? - What?!
[见第七季第八集]
-冰武士之巢 -你说了让我选的 - The Ice Warrior Hives! - You said it was my choice.
或者去看看曦光巨箭会 Or the Tumescent Arrows of the Half-Light!
-那些姑娘真能喝 -博士 - Those girls can hold their drink! - Doctor...
还能同时撕裂15层不同的世界 And fracture 15 different levels of reality simultaneously.
我记着我还拍了张快照呢 I think I've got a Polaroid somewhere.
博士 Doctor!
我的选择 罗宾汉 带我去 My choice. Robin Hood. Show me!
服了你了 Very well.
地球 英格兰 Earth. England.
舍伍德森林 Sherwood Forest.
公元1190年 大概吧 1190AD... ish.
你肯定会失望而归 But you'll only be disappointed.
没有苦命的少女 没有高大的城堡 No damsels in distress, no pretty castles,
根本就没有罗宾汉这个人 no such thing as Robin Hood!
您找我 You called?
您这手变盒子的把戏实在精彩 先生 Very, very nicely done with the box, sir.
不过我曾在诺丁汉集市上 Though I saw a Turk perform something
见过一个土耳其人变过类似戏法 very similar at Nottingham Fayre.
想必这是用镜子变出的戏法吧 It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt?
-戏法 -非常精彩 - A trick? - A good jest.
这可不是戏法 这是塔迪斯 This is not a trick, this is a TARDIS.
不管是什么 你这瘦条变戏法的 Whatever it is, you bony rascal,
我恐怕要把这盒子夺过来了 I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.
这是我的财产 就是这样 It's my property, that's what it is!
你可知在罗宾汉眼里 财产皆可偷抢 Well, don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
你总不会是认真的吧 You're not serious.
我有很多特点 先生 但从不认真 I'm many things, sir, but I'm never that.
罗宾汉笑遍天下众生 Robin Hood laughs in the face of all.
你笑遍天下众生的时候 And do people ever punch you in the face
-可有人给你一拳 -至今尚无 - when you do that? - Not as yet.
那我还真是来对了 是吧 Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
可能有点 打扮过火了 Might be a... little bit much,
但是 你觉得如何 博士 but... what do you reckon, Doctor?
圣人保佑 By all the saints!
里面还有别的吗 Are there any more in there?
-那不就是 -不 - Is that...? - No.
我的天 Oh, my God!
天啦天啦就是他是不是 Oh, my God! It is, isn't it?
你还真找着了 你找到罗宾汉了 You found him. You actually found Robin Hood.
他可不是罗宾汉 That is not Robin Hood!
先生 那又是谁 Well, then who, sir,
将要从您手中取走那魔术盒子 is about to relieve you of your magic box?
谁也取不走 先生 Nobody, sir.
在这个宇宙中不可能 下个也不可能 Not in this universe or the next.
那拔出剑来 看你是不是言出必践 Well, then draw your sword and prove your words.
我没有剑 I have no sword.
我也用不着剑 I don't need a sword.
因为我就是 博士 Because I am... the Doctor.
而我 运勺如神 And this... is my spoon!
预备 En garde!
[见老版《神秘博士》第二十五季第四集]
-你勺法真强 -我跟名家练过 - You're amazing! - I've had some experience.
狮心王理查 Richard the Lionheart!
[即理查一世 曾参与十字军东征 出现在老版《神秘博士》第二季第六集 该集已遗失]
西拉诺·德·贝尔热拉克 Cyrano de Bergerac!
[法国剧作家 《大鼻子情圣》历史原型]
[澳洲演员 《侠盗罗宾汉》主演]
埃尔罗·弗林 那人极其... Errol Flynn! He had the most enormous...
自大 ego!
你们俩彼此彼此 Takes one to know one.
你这人 Oh... you!
博士 Doctor!
早说了 那是我的盒子 Like I said... my box.
博士 Doctor?
看在神圣天主的份上 In the name of all that's holy,
拿走我们的金钱与财宝 take our money, take our treasure,
但请放过我养女 but spare my ward!
别慌 没事的 Do not fuss, all will be well.
又是郡督干的好事 This is the Sheriff's doing!
如果他在这 我会亲手撕裂他的黑心 If he were here now, I'd tear out his black heart!
是吗 Would you now?
你有这胆量吗 Or are you as milk-livered as your name suggests,
奎尔领主 Master Quayle?
带我走 放过我的孩子 Take me! Spare this dear child!
带你走 肥头大耳的愚笨老人 Take you?! A lardylike you?
城堡里需要的是劳动力 It's labour we require up at the castle!
要的是劳动力和金子 Labour and gold,
不是老人和不值钱的小玩意 not old men and their worthless baubles.
相信我 奎尔领主 这才是生存之道 This will be a great help, Master Quayle, believe me.
你是刚到舍伍德的 对吧 Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?
是的 大人 Yes, my Lord.
也许还有些别的用处 带她走 You may also prove useful. Bring her.
我要让你不得好死 你个无赖 Your days are numbered, you cur!
我要让你余生为之而悔 You shall live to regret that.
实际上... Actually, no...
你没有余生了 you won't.
不 No!
给你介绍一下我的兄弟们 Let me introduce you to my men.
这位是威尔·斯嘉丽 This is Will Scarlet.
是个厚颜无耻的小流氓 He is a cheeky rogue
剑术高超 油嘴滑舌 with a good sword arm and a slippery tongue.
美丽的小姐好 My lady.
你拔我头发干嘛 What do you want with my hair?
这是真的头发 这点无可否认 Well, it's realistic, I'll give you that.
这位是修道士塔克 And this is Friar Tuck.
吃得比猪还多 因此得名塔克 Aptly named for the amount of grub he tucks into!
[英国俚语中"tuck"是吃的意思]
你这满口胡言的竹竿子 You skinny blackguard!
-你搞什么鬼 -这不是真的凉鞋 - What are you doing? - This isn't a real sandal!
-当然是了 -还真是 - Yes, it is. - Oh, yes, it is.
这位是艾伦·阿戴尔 This is Alan a Dale.
鲁特琴大师 He's a master of the lute,
他的音乐为这黑暗的时期带来光明 whose music brightens up these dark days.
*欢迎你的到来 陌生人* *Stranger you are welcome here*
*在舍伍德欢乐的森林中* *In Sherwood's bonny glade...*
抱歉 得做个血液分析 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Blood analysis.
这么多疾病 Oh! All those diseases!
如果你是真的 最多只有六个月余命 If you were real, you'd be dead in six months.
-我是真的啊 -再见 - I am real. - Bye.
这位是约翰·利图尔[小] And this... is John Little.
人称小约翰 Called Little John.
他是我冒险生涯中忠诚的同伴 He's my loyal companion in many an adventure.
这招每次都能整到人 Works every time!
简直难以置信 Oh, I cannot believe this!
你们 You...
真的是罗宾汉和他的快活人 really are Robin Hood and his Merry Men!
这名字起得真不错 Aye! That is an apt description.
-你们觉得怎么样 兄弟们 -好极了 - What say you, lads? - Aye!
别笑了 Stop... laughing!
你们干嘛老是大笑 Why are you always doing that?
你们都是头脑简单的傻子吗 Are you all simple or something?
-我要取个样本 -什么样本 - I'm going to need a sample. - Of what?
抱歉 失陪一下 你在干嘛 Excuse me. Sorry. What are you doing?
显然 他们不是全息投影 Well, they're not holograms, that much is obvious.
也许是未来的主题公园 Could be a theme park from the future.
-也许我们在一个缩微镜里 -闭嘴 Or we might be inside a miniscope. - Oh, shut up!
[见老版《神秘博士》第十季第二集]
缩微镜 没错 一定是这样 A miniscope! Yes, of course! Why not?
你的朋友 看起来不怎么正常 Your friend... seems not quite of the real world.
的确 他大多数时间都挺不正常的 No. No, he's not really, not most of the time.
黑暗的时期 Dark days?
您说什么 My lady?
你说这是黑暗时期 那是什么意思 You said that these were dark days, what did you mean?
理查国王启程东征了 尊敬的小姐 King Richard is away on crusade, my lady.
他的暴君弟弟是摄政王 His tyrant of a brother rules instead.
-那郡督呢 有这人对吧 -有 - And the Sheriff? Cos there is a sheriff, right? - Aye.
正是这王子的走狗 It is indeed this jackal of the Princes
变本加厉的压迫我们 who seeks to oppress us for ever more.
或者只压迫六个月 就你而言 Or six months in your case.
有如此美人在旁 It is a shame to dwell on murky thoughts...
还要讲述这些阴暗的事情实在可惜 when there is such beauty here.
你为何如此悲伤 Why are you so sad?
你为什么会觉得我悲伤 Why do you think me sad?
因为博士说得对 你笑得太多了 Because the Doctor's right, you laugh too much.
这种逃亡在外的生活并非我所愿 You know, I do not live this outlaw life by choice.
在你面前的是 罗伯特 You see before you... Robert...
-洛克斯利伯爵 -没错 - Earl of Loxley. Yes. - Yes.
抱歉 请继续说 Sorry, do go on.
我被剥夺了土地和头衔 I erm... I had my lands and titles stripped from me.
我大胆公然对抗约翰王子 I dared to speak out against Prince John.
但我失去了我最珍贵的东西 But I lost the thing most dear to me.
她叫什么名字 What was she called?
你反应真快 You're so very quick!
博士是如何忍受得了的 How does the Doctor stand it?
玛丽安 Marian?
-你知道她 -当然 - You know her? - Yes.
我早就知道她了 I have always known her.
是玛丽安告诉我必须站出来有所作为 It was Marian who told me that I must stand up and be counted.
但是 我胆怯了 But... I was afraid.
如今这绿色的森林是我的城堡 Now this green canopy is my palace
坚硬的土地是我的床榻 and the rough ground my feather bed.
也许有一天我会重返家园 Maybe one day I will return home,
但在那一天来临之前 but until that day... until that day it is beholden on me
我必须成为玛丽安希望我成为的那个人 to be the man Marian wanted,
成为一个英雄 阻止郡督残暴的杀戮 to be a hero for those this tyrant sheriff slaughters.
现在是什么时候了 汉先生 What time is it, Mr Hood?
-过了正午了 -不 不 - Somewhat after noon. - No, no.
什么年份 哪个季节 Time of year? What season?
秋之母 Oh, Dame Autumn has draped
已将成熟之裙覆上了森林 博士 her mellow skirts about the forest, Doctor.
薄雾与丰收的季节就要来临了 The time of mists and harvest approaches.
非常有诗意 Yeah... all very poetic.
但这一带还是绿意盈盈的 不是吗 But it's very green hereabouts, isn't it?
-就像我说的 非常晴朗 -所以呢 - Like I said, very sunny. - So?
[诺丁汉为海洋性气候 多雨]
你来过诺丁汉吗 Have you been to Nottingham?
也许是气候变迁 Climate change?
现在是1190年 It's 1190.
抱歉 You must excuse me.
郡督颁布了一项公告 The Sheriff has issued a proclamation
明天将有一场比赛 and tomorrow there is to be a contest
决出这片土地上的最佳弓箭手 to find the best archer in the land.
而奖励 是一支用纯金打造的箭 And the bounty... it's an arrow made of pure gold.
不 不要去 是陷阱 No! Don't go! It's a trap.
当然是陷阱 Well, of course it is!
这片土地上的最佳弓箭手比赛 But a contest to find the best archer in the land?
根本没的可比 There is no contest.
没错 这根本一点都不好笑 Right, that isn't even funny.
这是嘲笑 That was bantering.
我坚决抵制嘲笑 I am totally against bantering.
你为何如此确定他不是真实的 How can you be so sure he's not the real thing?
因为不可能 Because he can't be.
你是从什么时候开始不相信任何事的 When did you stop believing in everything?
你又是什么时候开始相信不存在的英雄的 When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
你不知道吗 Don't you know?
某种程度上说 这么说还挺甜蜜的 In a way, it's rather sweet.
在金箭争夺赛中 In the contest for the golden arrow,
经过十轮较量之后 after ten rounds,
比赛聚焦于我们的郡督大人 the battle is betwixt our Lord Sheriff...
和一位陌生人 补锅匠汤姆 and the stranger known as Tom the Tinker!
也许并不那么陌生 Perhaps not such a stranger, after all.
各就各位 Take your places!
能把比赛变得更有趣一点吗 大人 Shall we make the contest a little more interesting, my Lord?
目标似乎有点近了 你觉得呢 The targets seem a little close. What say you?
-再远二十步如何 -有何不可 - Another 20 paces? - Why not?
现在 补锅匠 Now, Tinker.
让我们看看你的真面目吧 Let us see thy true face.
天啊 他把箭劈成了两半 Ye Gads! He has split the arrow!
毫无疑问 他是全英格兰最好的弓箭手 Truly, he is the finest archer in all England!
走上前来 补锅匠 接受你的奖赏吧 Come forward, Tinker. And claim your prize.
他总是令人惊讶 不是吗 He's full of surprises, isn't he?
我是博士 我的射箭技巧不言自明 I am the Doctor. My skills as a bowman speak for themselves.
我来索取我的奖赏 I claim my reward.
只是个小玩意而已 A mere bauble.
-我想要别的东西 -你说 - I want something else. - Name it.
些许启迪 Enlightenment.
这已经很没意思了 This is getting silly.
太神奇了 抓住他 Fascinating. Seize him!
你在干什么 快放下 What are you doing? Put that down!
我没事 我七年级的兴趣班学了跆拳道 I'm fine! I take Year Seven for after school Tae Kwon Do.
别担心博士 我会救你的 Don't worry, Doctor! I'll save you!
我不需要人救 I don't need saving!
-你的荣誉不会受损 -我知道 - Your honour is safe! - I know!
我乃是罗宾 For I am Robin!
罗宾汉 Robin Hood!
是机器人 Robot!
现在我们开始有进展了 Now we're getting somewhere!
抓住他们 Take them!
其余人等统统杀光 Kill the rest!
统统杀光 Kill them all!
-他投降了 -什么 - He surrenders! - What?
你这个可悲的小丑 我刚才胜券在握 You miserable cur! I had them on the run!
大家快逃 留得青山在不怕没柴烧 Flee, lads, flee! Live to fight another day!
快点 Come on!
把他们全都带到地牢 To the dungeons with all of them!
你想干什么 What are you up to?
发现某人计划的最快方法 让你自己被抓 Quickest way to find out anybody's plans - get yourself captured!
来 让我来帮你 Here... let me help you.
谢谢你 小姐 Thank you... Lady.
你是何物 怪物 你是何物 What are you? Gargoyle, what are you?
离开它 Leave it.
他只要歇会 我们都需要歇会 He only needs to rest. We all need to rest.
分析表明此农夫生物已精疲力尽 Analysis shows that peasant creature is spent.
不 请不要 No, please.
已无用处 Usefulness expired.
不 不 No. No!
不 No!
诅咒你们 Damn you!
你和那个恶郡督都下地狱去吧 Damn you and that villain the Sheriff!
真是好极了 Splendid!
-我们被锁住了 -没错 - Enchained! - Yup.
像火鸡一样被五花大绑 Trussed up like turkey-cocks!
真感谢你的朋友 Thanks to your friend.
闭嘴 小汉 Shut it, Hoodie.
我可是救了你的命 I saved your life.
一切本来尽在我掌控之中 I had the situation well in hand.
长发笨蛋对机器人杀戮剑士 Long-haired ninny versus robot killer knights,
我可知道该赌哪边赢 I know where I'd put my money.
如果你没背叛我 我肯定能赢 If you had not betrayed me, I would have been triumphant!
你肯定就灰飞烟灭了 You would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes!
你肯定已经变成人们酒杯里 You'd have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits
-咧着嘴傻笑的浮尘了 -一派胡言 - in people's goblets. - Balderdash!
好吧 又来了 是大笑的时间了 Oh, right, here we go, it's laughing time!
你让我想笑 老头 You amuse me, grey old man!
守卫 他又开始大笑了 Guard! He's laughing again!
你不能把我和一个大笑的人关在一起 You can't keep me locked up with a laughing person.
我发现这还挺好玩的 Oh, I find that quite funny.
你知道吗 我感觉又有一波大笑要来了 Do you know, I feel another laugh coming on.
守卫 我不能再待在这间牢房里了 Guards, I cannot remain in this cell!
现在就处决我吧 Execute me now!
你听到他的话了吧 快处决这个老蠢蛋 You heard him - execute the old fool!
不 等等 处决他 No, hang on, execute him!
我不惧死亡 快处决我吧 I do not fear death, so execute right away!
处决他 我想看看 Execute him! I'd like to see
在你砍头的时候他的头是不是还在大笑 if his head keeps laughing when you chop it off!
罗宾汉在面对死亡时总是大笑 Oh, Robin Hood always laughs in the face of death.
是啊 头掉了在地上乱滚还在大笑 Yes, rolling around the floor laughing,
我愿意付高价观赏这奇景 I'd pay good money to see that!
-守卫 -守卫 - Guard! - Guard!
-守卫 守卫 -守卫 守卫 - Guard! Guard! - Guard! Guard!
你们俩给我闭嘴 Oh, you two, SHUT UP!
你们到底明不明白 Do either of you understand... in any way at all...
外面根本一个守卫都没有 that there isn't actually a guard out there?
-其实我知道 -不 你不知道 - I did, in fact. - No, you didn't.
我说了 闭嘴 I said, shut up.
博士和罗宾汉被关在一间牢房里 The Doctor and Robin Hood locked up in a cellar.
你们就只能做到这些吗 Is this seriously the best you can do?
你们真下定决心在这里吵到饿死吗 You're determined to starve to death in here squabbling.
至少我能告诉你 Well, I'll tell you one thing.
我肯定比这干瘪老男人活得久 I'd last a lot longer than this desiccated man-crone.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Really.
好吧 你猜怎么着 Well, you know what?
到时候你会发现我有一定的基因优势 I think you'll find I have a certain genetic advantage.
这不是在比谁死的晚 It is not a competition about who can die slower.
不过肯定是我赢 对不对 It would definitely be me, though, wouldn't it?
我们需要有个计划 你们俩谁有计划 There was supposed to be a plan. Do either of you have a plan?
-我当然有计划了 -我也有计划 - Yeah, of course I have a plan. - I too have a plan.
好啊 罗宾 你先说 OK, Robin, you first.
为什么他先 Why him?
博士 闭嘴 罗宾 你说计划 Doctor, shut up. Robin, your plan.
我 I am...
在等候时机 ..biding my time.
谢谢 侠盗王子 Thank you, Prince of Thieves.
最后的时间领主 Last of the Time Lords?
对 我有个计划 Yes, I have a plan.
你能说个 Can you explain your plan
不涉及音速起子的计划吗 without using the word sonic screwdriver?
因为你可能忘记了 Because you might have forgotten
诺丁汉郡督 the Sheriff of Nottingham
拿走了你的音速起子 小小提醒一下 has taken your sonic screwdriver, just saying.
总是离不开那起子 It's always the screwdriver.
好 那先让我们听听罗宾的计划 OK, l-l-let's hear Robin's plan first.
我的老天啊 For God's sake!
看 外面有守卫 See? There was a guard.
那里一直都有守卫 我就知道 There was guard listening the whole time, I knew it.
郡督亲自命令我来偷听你们说话 The Sheriff himself commanded me to listen,
找出你们中谁是真正的头目 to find out which of you is the true ringleader.
这样他就可以开始审讯了 很聪明 So he can do the interrogating. Very wise.
太好了 他从我这里得不到任何东西 Excellent. He will get nothing from me!
不不不 他从我这里得不到任何东西 No, no, no, he will get nothing from me,
因为审讯 一直是我扭转局面的地方 because interrogation, that's where I always turn the tables.
你看 这就是我的计划 You see, that's my plan.
快带我去见他吧 Just hurry up and take me to him.
不不 快快 快带我 No, no, chop-chop, come on!
-不是开玩笑吧 -走吧 - Seriously? - Come on.
不 No.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
别开玩笑了 Don't be ridiculous!
这可真是个美丽的玩意 'Tis a thing of beauty indeed.
融掉之后可以供一个家庭生活一年 And will feed a family for a twelvemonth when melted down!
今晚我们休息 Tonight we rest.
明天我们要做出营救罗宾的计划 Tomorrow we must draw up plans to rescue Robin.
我们要让那些机械人 We shall soon see how those mechanicals
尝尝诺丁汉钢铁的厉害 feel about the taste of Nottingham steel!
主啊 原谅我 Lord, forgive me.
-不过有点奇怪啊 -什么 - Strange, though, is it not? - What?
郡督如此大肆掠夺 All this looting that the Sheriff is doing.
但他却只抢黄金 And yet 'tis only ever gold that he takes.
珍珠 宝石 领地内那些珍贵珠宝 Pearls, rubies, all the precious jewels of the realm
对他似乎都不重要 seem no consequence to him.
他只看重黄金 Only gold.
*可怜的罗宾和那陌生人* *Poor Robin and the stranger lay*
*在那地牢苦苦度日* *In the dungeon all the live-long day*
*快活人们也为你憔悴* *The Merry Men might pine away*
*在那舍伍德的早晨* *Upon a Sherwood morning.*
吃吧 尊敬的小姐 吃吧 Eat, my Lady, eat.
别让人说诺丁汉郡督是个小气的主人 Let it not be said that the Sheriff of Nottingham is a poor host.
我今早吃了包薯片 谢谢 I had a bag of crisps this morning, thanks.
你的话语真是奇特 美人 Your words are strange, fair one.
我想也是 I should think they are.
但我喜欢你 But I like you.
你与众不同的 You are refreshingly...
直接 ..direct.
你可以把我想成是布莱克浦来的女孩 You can take the girl out of Blackpool...
从你朋友奇怪的外衣里拿来的 Taken from your friend's strange tunic.
一堆令人生趣的杂物 An intriguing gallimaufry.
包括 这把魔杖 Including... this wand.
显然是件充满魔力的物品 Evidently a thing of awesome power.
告诉我 Tell me...
你是来自天外吗 are you from beyond the stars?
你是率领机器人大军的那个人 You're the one with the robot army,
这话应该问你 you tell me.
你说什么 I'm sorry?
不 做痛不欲生状 大声呻吟 No. Beat your breast, moan,
就好像肚子里有二十个魔鬼在闹腾 groan as though 20 devils possessed your guts.
-干什么 -好引起那巨丑卫兵的注意 - What for? - So as to attract the attention of that gargoyle-faced guard.
这是你想的招儿 你来呻吟 It's your plan - you moan.
-不不 我来没用 -为什么 - No, no, no, it won't work. - Why?
因为明显你年纪更大 Oh, because you're clearly more advanced in years
-看起来也不大健康 -不大什么 - and you have a sickly aspect to you. - I have a what?
你白得像牛奶一样 You're as pale as milk.
苏格兰人就这样 压根不吃蔬菜 It's the way with Scots, they're strangers to vegetables.
我才不呻吟 你来 I'm not moaning. You moan!
好吧 既然你希望这样... Fine. If you want something doing...
接下来能指望你吗 Can I rely upon you to do the rest?
行行 我懂这一套 Yes, yes, I know the drill.
吵什么吵 What is this din?
不关你事 杂种 No business of yours, cur!
大声一点 我听不见 Speak up! I can't hear you.
-他什么毛病 -不关你事 - What ails him? - None of your business.
我在问 他什么毛病 I said, what ails him?
你一定要知道的话 他精神崩溃了 Well, if you must know, he's having a nervous breakdown.
-啥 -他一遇到危险就这样 - A what? - He's like this whenever he's in any kind of danger.
他自己没法应付 他害怕 He just can't seem to cope, he gets so afraid.
他就抽起来了 He goes into a kind of fit.
我打心眼里相信 I honestly believe that
他就像一只浑身发抖的小老鼠 he may die of sheer fright, like some tiny,
没准会被活活吓死 shivering little mouse.
-天啊 他好像失禁了 -由他死吧 - Oh, God, I think he's soiled himself. - Let him die.
省得我们还得费事处死他 It will save us the trouble of executing him.
那赏金怎么办 And what will happen to the reward?
赏金 Reward?
天啊 我不该说的 Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that!
说 Tell me!
他带着重要的消息 He carries a vital message.
王子答应给他一笔钱 The Prince has promised a bounty!
-多吗 -非常多 - A big one? - An enormous one!
说什么 What's that?
再说一次 Say again?
你的口气臭得要命 有人跟你说过吗 Your breath stinks like a serpent, has anyone ever told you that?
-失禁 -你真失禁了 好入戏啊 - Soiled myself? - Did you? That's getting into character!
好了 钥匙 OK, keys!
-我来 我来 -不 我来 我来 - I'll get them. - No, I'll get them. I'll get them... I'll get them.
-我能行 没问题 -我拿到了 - I'm fine, no, no worries! - I've got them! I've got them!
我马上就... I'll get...
-也有好的一面 -什么 - Well, there is a bright side. - Which is?
克拉拉没看见 Clara didn't see that.
不谈俗事了 But enough of tawdry matters.
我们说说温柔...甜美的话题吧 Let us talk of softer... sweeter things.
很好 我早就这么想了 Ah! Good, yes, I was hoping we'd get round to that.
是吗 You were?
因为我早就知道 我命中注定 For I have known I was destined to draw the eye
要吸引有权有势的伟人 of a great and powerful man for a long time,
那时候我看到 ever since I saw those
-天空中闪过神秘的光 -你也见到了 - mysterious lights in the sky. - You saw them too?
还有那些奇怪的机械人 和他们的承诺 And those strange mechanical men, with their promises.
-我也经历了这一幕 -真的 - I too have experienced this. - Really?
我完全想不到 Well, I would never have guessed.
-说说你的故事 -你先说你的 - Tell me your story. - Tell me yours.
-不不不 你先说 -为什么 - Oh, no, no, no, no. But you have to go first. - Why so?
因为伟人从来都是领头者 Because great men always precede.
说得在理 You have a point.
说吧 Your story, then.
从前 Once upon a time,
有个智勇双全而又英俊的男人 there was a brave and clever and handsome man...
我能想象 I can almost picture him.
我都不用闭上眼睛 I don't even have to close my eyes.
-却得不到王室贵主的赏识 -约翰王子 - ..Unappreciated by his royal master. - Prince John?
正是 The very same.
然后天空闪过光亮 一切都改变了 Then came the lights in the sky, and everything changed.
熊熊火焰中 飞船降落在大地 The skyship came to Earth in a fury of fire!
要我说是撞上 我记得很清楚 I'd almost call it a crash. I remember it well.
那是一艘来自天球的大船 A craft from the heavenly spheres,
浑身是闪烁的灯火 神奇得无法想象 bedight with twinkling lights and miracles beyond imagining!
是那个英武勇敢的男人 The most beautiful thing
此生所见的最美的东西 the brave and handsome man had ever seen.
我猜那些机械人把你视为他们天赐的领袖 And I suppose the mechanical men saw you as their natural leader?
那些机械人向我一个人 It was I and I alone to whom the mechanical men
揭示了他们的秘密 then imparted their secrets.
很快 我就会成为这个王国最有权势的人 Shortly, I shall be the most powerful man in the realm.
诺丁汉的无冕之王并不够 King in all but name, for Nottingham is not enough.
-不够吗 -这之后 - It isn't? - After this...
-要征服德比 然后 -是吗 - Derby! Then... - Right.
林肯 Lincoln.
-林肯之后 -沃克索普吗 - And after Lincoln... - Worksop?
全世界 The world!
-现在怎么办 -首先 找个铁匠炉 - Now what? - First, a blacksmith's forge.
去把我们的锁链打开吗 So as to remove our chains?
不 No.
我想做一个装饰花架 So I can knock up an ornamental plant stand.
当然是为了打开我们的锁链 Of course it's so we can get rid of our chains!
我可不想一晚上都和你锁在一起 I don't want to be manacled to you all night.
不要啊 拜托 别笑成那样 Oh, no, please, don't do that!
-"装饰花架" -没那么好笑 - "Ornamental plant stand." - It's not even that funny!
你真是个有趣的伙计 博士 You're an amusing fellow, Doctor!
别这样 您能别笑了吗 Oh, don't! Can you just stop?
你会把肚皮笑破的 You'll give yourself a hernia!
那你还在这里干什么 陛下 So what are you hanging around here for, then, Your Majesty?
如果有一艘天空飞船供你调遣 Why are you bothering to squeeze the pips out of the peasants
为什么还要费心压榨这些穷苦的农民 if you've got a skyship on stand-by?
你的问题够多了 Enough questions.
我迫不及待的想听你的故事了 I'm impatient to hear your story.
可惜我没有故事 Oh, but I do not have one.
我刚才撒谎了 I was lying.
-撒谎 -是的 - Lying? - Yeah.
人们在认为对方已经知道的时候 People are so much better at sharing information
特别愿意分享信息 if they think the other person has already got it.
-真聪明 -谢谢 - Oh, that's very clever. - Thank you.
你会非常合适的 You'll do very well.
合适什么 For what?
难道不是每一位国王 Doesn't every king...
都需要一位王后吗 require a consort?
好吧 你再这样做会后悔的 Right, you do that again and you'll regret that!
终于有点真东西了 不再是童话故事了 At last - something real, no more fairy tales.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
一艘太空飞船 A spaceship.
二十九世纪而不是十二世纪的 More 29th century than 12th!
数据库 数据库 这艘船要去哪里 Data banks, data banks, data banks! Where was this ship headed?
[应许之地]
又是应许之地 The Promised Land again.
和那个半脸人一样 只是更加精密 Like the Half-Faced Man, but more sophisticated.
它伪装成一座十二世纪的城堡 It disguised itself as a 12th-century castle,
融入当地文化 保持低调 emerges into the culture, tries to keep a low profile,
防止引人注意 so no-one notices.
这样就解释了那些机器剑士 That explains the robot knights.
但是它的引擎 But the engines...
引擎受损了 The engines are damaged.
向周围的大气中泄露辐射 They're leaking radiation into the local atmosphere,
导致了令人难以置信的好天气 creating a temporary climate of staggering benevolence.
-你说什么 -我告诉过你 - Beg pardon? - Told you.
阳光太好 It's too sunny.
树太绿 It's too green.
甚至还有一个邪恶的郡督来压迫乡民 And there is even an evil sheriff to oppress the locals.
-这解释了一切 包括你 -是吗 - This explains everything, even you. - It does?
每一个受压迫的穷苦劳动者都需要什么 Well, what does every oppressed peasant workforce need?
希望的幻觉 The illusion of hope.
一个让他们有精神支撑的蠢故事 Some silly story to get them through the day,
让他们保持顺从继续工作 lull them into docility and keep them working.
飞船的数据库 Ship's data banks.
装满了能想到的所有神话传说 包括 Full of every myth and legend you could hope for, including...
罗宾汉 Robin Hood.
该是你交代的时候了吧 Isn't it time you came clean with me?
罗宾汉历险记
你知道你不是真的 You're not real and you know it!
看看你 完美的眼睛 完美的牙齿 Look at you, perfect eyes, perfect teeth.
没人能有这样的下巴 Nobody has a jawline like that!
你和郡督一样 是这件事的一部分 You're as much a part of what is happening here as the Sheriff
还有他的金属剑士 你是一个机器人 and his metal knights! You're a robot!
你竟敢说我 You dare to accuse me of
和坏人 和郡督共谋 collusion with that villain, the Sheriff?
-我就是敢 -你这个满口胡言的混蛋 - I dare! - You false-tongued knave!
我当初就该用剑把你刺穿 I should have skewered you when I had the chance!
那放马过来啊 I would like to see you try!
你可算来了 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
-投降吧 歹徒 -说得跟真的似的 - Surrender, outlaw! - Very good.
杀了他 杀了罗宾汉 Kill him. Kill Robin Hood!
别演了 郡督 You can drop all that stuff now, Sheriff.
-博士 -他不是你想的那样 这一切都是逢场作戏 - Doctor? - He is not what you think he is, this is all play-acting.
我们不能就这么放任他们杀了他 We can't just let them kill him!
你骗不了任何人 郡督 You're not fooling anyone, Sheriff.
你在做什么 What the hell are you doing?
-求生 -不 - Surviving. - No!
不 克拉拉 No! Clara!
那女孩可惜了 这么漂亮 Yeah, sorry about the girl, such a pretty thing.
是个当皇后的料 What a queen she would've made.
别装了 Stop pretending.
你和你那些花哨的机器人 You and your fancy robots.
-我明白的 -所以你也清楚我的计划 - I get it, I understand. - Oh, so you too know my plans?
你和你的机器人 You and your robots
侵略周边村庄 为了抢... plundering the surrounding countryside for all it's worth...
金子 Gold.
金子 就是这样 Gold! Of course!
金子 你在用黄金建矩阵 Gold! You are creating a matrix of gold
来修复引擎电路 to repair the engine circuitry!
这是机械人想出的办法 This is the scheme the Mechanicals have devised.
这艘飞船不久将会起飞 去往... Soon this skyship will depart. Destination...
伦敦 然后我会弑王 London. There I will obliterate the King
夺回本该属于我的王位 一统英伦 and take my rightful place as ruler of this sceptered isle!
这根本不可能 我查过仪表了 It won't work. There's not a chance. I've seen the instruments.
飞船损伤太严重了 There's been too much damage.
起飞无疑于点燃一个巨大炸弹 You are stoking up a gigantic bomb! Er...
"引擎充能达到48%" 'Engine capacity at 48%.'
远远不够 进入轨道前就会爆炸 It's not enough. That's not enough. It'll never make orbit.
这是引擎的声音... 能量正在蓄积 That's the engines... building in power.
笨蛋 笨蛋郡督 Stupid, stupid Sheriff!
加油 我怎么就解不开这破锁 Agh! Go on, give! Give, you stupid... things!
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
游戏结束 The time for games is over.
我觉得我明白了 I think I understand you.
郡督在用金子修理什么东西 The Sheriff's using the gold to replace something?
这是他本意 That's the principle.
但他是个笨蛋 But he's a moron.
如果他试着让这艘飞船起飞 If he tries to fly his ship,
会炸平半个国家 it'll explode and wipe out half the country.
我们需要 What we need...
引起一点骚乱 is a little riot.
用金子反射激光 Time to reflect on lasers and gold.
通告大家 Spread the word.
告诉我博士对罗宾汉和他的快活人 You will tell me everything this Doctor knows
了解多少 about Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
什么意思 你为什么在审问我 What is this? Why are you interrogating me?
然后 告诉我这个博士到底是谁 And then, you will tell me exactly who this Doctor is
他到底有什么计划 and what are his plans.
你适合提供劳力 You are fit for labour.
解锁后 请站到一边 Stand aside while this peasant unit is freed.
恐怕你来晚了 I'm afraid you're a little late.
什么意思 Explain.
我已经解锁了 I'm already free!
[英格兰地图]
我的 Mine!
我的 Mine.
还是我的 Mine.
引擎充能达到75% Engine capacity at 75%.
该死 'Sblood!
谁能给我干掉这个不安分的博士 Who will rid me of this turbulent Doctor?!
跟我来 Come.
各位 就剩最后一个了 Everyone, the last one!
快跑 大家快跑 Out, out! Everyone, quickly, get out!
快啊 Quickly!
你救了我们所有人 聪明人 You've saved us all, clever one.
谢谢 Thank you.
引擎充能达到82% Engine capacity at 82%.
你的确聪明绝顶 博士 You are indeed an ingenious fellow, Doctor.
你真的以为这些农民的骚乱能阻止我吗 But do you really think your peasants' revolt can stop me?
我更相信你才是引起骚乱的人 I rather think you're the revolting one around here.
玩笑 我在开玩笑 听我说 Banter! I'm bantering! Listen to me!
你没有足够的金子封住引擎的裂缝 You don't have enough gold content to seal the engine breach.
如果你强行起飞 会炸平半个英格兰 If you try and take off, you'll wipe out half of England.
骗子 Liar!
有飞船作我的王座 我的统治不可动摇 From my sky vessel, I shall rule omnipotent.
你这一脑子浆糊的野蛮人 快关闭引擎 You pudding-headed primitive, shut down the engines.
你的所作所为会改变历史 What you're doing will alter the course of history.
我真心希望如此 I sincerely hope so.
否则我也不用费这些事了 Or I wouldn't be bothering.
听我说 你完全没必要这么做 Listen to me! It doesn't have to end like this.
把它彻底关掉 把克拉拉还给我 Shut it all down, return Clara to me
-我会全力帮助你 -克拉拉不在我手上 - and I'll do what I can. - I don't have Clara.
罗宾也是你的同类 Robin's one of yours!
你说什么 What did you say?
他也像你残忍的手下一样 是锡脑袋木偶 He's one of your tin-headed puppets, just like these brutes here.
罗宾汉不是我的人 Robin Hood is not one of mine.
他当然是 他是机器人 Of course he is. He's a robot,
你的机器同伴造的他 created by your mechanical mates.
他们为什么要这么做 Why would they do that?
去安抚乡民 给他们虚假的希望 To pacify the locals, give them false hope.
他是人们的精神鸦片 He's the opiate of the masses.
我们为什么要造出一个敌人和我们作对 Why would we create an enemy to fight us?
这算什么道理 这主意糟透了 What sense would that make? That would be a terrible idea.
是的 它是很糟 Yes! Yes, it would!
这主意简直糟糕透顶 是不是 Wouldn't it? Yes, that would be a rubbish idea.
你们干嘛这么做 Why would you do that?
不过他不能是... 他是虚构的 But he can't be... He's not real.
他是个传奇 He's a legend!
谬赞了 Too kind!
这个传奇并非单独前来 And this legend does not come alone!
你还好么 You all right?
-好 -很好 - Hell, yeah. - Good!
-我的人占领了城堡 -胡说 - My men have taken the castle. - No!
-而我要战胜你 -这个人我来对付 - Now I'm going to take you. - This one's all mine!
怎么样亡命徒 来一场最终对决如何 What do you say, outlaw? A final reckoning?
乐意奉陪 Oh, yes.
-你还好吗 -很好 - Are you OK? - Fine, yeah.
很好 我们没时间了 Good. We don't have long.
我新仇旧恨一起报 罪犯 I shall avenge every slight, outlaw!
-博士 -我知道 整个城堡要爆炸了 - Doctor... I know. - The whole castle's about to blow.
你一直是我的眼中钉肉中刺 You have long been a thorn in my side.
每个人都该有个爱好 我的就是惹怒你 Well, everyone should have a hobby. Mine's annoying you.
日落之前我要在这城堡里生炖了你 I'll have you boiled in oil at the castle by sunset.
能提前一点吗 Can we make it a little earlier?
要不就耽误我睡觉了 Cos that's a little past my bedtime!
我远比你强大 歹徒 I'm too much for you, outlaw!
新种族的第一人 The first of a new breed.
半人 半机械 Half man, half engine!
从不变老 Never ageing...
从不疲劳 Never tiring...
你还在废话吗 Are you still talking?
在新国王面前屈服吧 Bow down before your new king,
众贼之首 you prince of knaves!
抱歉 这是不是太炫耀了 Sorry. Was that, er, was that showing off?
精彩极了 That was amazing!
跑 快点跑 Run! Come on, run!
这不会成功的 It's never going to make it.
没有足够金子 它不能进入轨道 Not enough gold. It'll never make it into orbit.
-它在哪 它去哪了 -什么去哪了 - Where is it? Where did it go? - Where did what go?
金箭 The golden arrow!
-你们拿走了 -当然 我们是强盗 - You took it? - Of course we did. We're robbers.
-我爱你们 -博士 你有什么办法 - I love you boys! - Doctor, what are you suggesting?
金箭 Golden arrow.
可能刚好让飞船有足够金子进入轨道 It might just be enough gold content to get the ship into orbit
不再波及我们 and out of harm's way.
必须你来 我手臂受伤了 It has to be you. My arm is injured.
你擅长这个 我看到了 你赢了比赛 You're good at this! I saw you! You won the tournament!
我作弊了 I cheated.
-我特制了一枝有制导设备的箭 -真聪明 I made a special arrow with a homing device. Oh, brilliant!
-好吧 我来试试 -你吗 - Right, let me have a go. - You?
你会的是跆拳道 这完全不一样 You do tae kwon do! That's not the same thing as this!
我的朋友 我们肯定可以一起解决 My friends. Surely we can manage it together.
引擎充能到达百分之八十三 Engine capacity at 83%.
动力不足 无法达到逃逸速度 Insufficient power to achieve escape velocity.
[物体摆脱引力束缚飞向宇宙所需的最小速度]
功率波动达到最大值 Maximum power surge.
引擎临界状态 引擎临界状态 Engines critical. Engines critical.
引擎临界... Engines crit...
*这是诺丁汉一个糟糕的日子* *One awful day in Nottingham*
*勇敢的罗宾汉陷入了困境* *Brave Robin Hood was in a jam*
*羽箭直入云...* *The arrow flew it true... *
消停一会吧 艾伦 Give it a rest, Alan.
把鲁特琴还给我 Give me my lute!
对大笑还是不感冒吗 Still not keen on the laughing thing?
不不不 No, no, no, no.
我会想你的 I'm going to miss you.
-你太淘气了 -我知道 - You're very naughty. - I know.
不管他是谁 Whoever he is...
他都是个走运的人 He is a very lucky man.
玛丽安也很幸运 Marian is very lucky, too.
-恐怕不是这样 -别放弃 - I fear not. - Don't give up.
永远不要 一天也不行 Not ever, not for one single day.
保重 如果你做得到的话 Be safe, if you can be.
但是 你要永远这么了不起 But always be amazing.
再见 罗宾汉 Goodbye, Robin Hood.
再见 克拉拉·奥斯瓦尔德 Goodbye, Clara Oswald.
所以这是真的吗 博士 So, is it true, Doctor?
什么真的 Is what true?
未来人们忘记了我曾真实存在 That in the future I am forgotten as a real man?
我成了一个传说人物 I am but a legend?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid it is.
也好 Good.
历史是一种负担 History is a burden.
在故事里才能任我们翱翔 Stories can make us fly.
恐怕我还是难以相信你们的故事 I'm still having a little trouble believing yours, I'm afraid.
真的这么难以相信吗 Is it so hard to credit?
一个具有显赫身世的人认为 That a man born into wealth and privilege should find
-穷苦人民生活令他不忍 -不 - the plight of the oppressed and weak too much to bear... - No
直到有天他有所作为 偷了一个塔迪斯 until one night, he is moved to steal a TARDIS?
从此在星球间穿梭 大战四方邪恶 Fly among the stars, fighting the good fight.
克拉拉告诉了我你的故事 Clara told me your stories.
她不该说那些事的 She should not have told you any of that.
一旦开讲 她就管不住自己的嘴了 Well, once the story started, she could hardly stop herself.
我觉得你是她的英雄 You are her hero, I think.
我不是英雄 I'm not a hero.
我也不是 Well, neither am I.
不过如果我们俩都继续假装自己是英雄 But if we both keep pretending to be...
说不定会有别人以我们之名成为英雄 Perhaps others will be heroes in our name.
说不定我们俩都会变成传奇 Perhaps we will both be stories.
愿那些传奇永不完结 And may those stories never end.
再见 博士 伽里弗雷的时间领主 Goodbye, Doctor, Time Lord of Gallifrey.
再见 罗宾汉 洛克斯利伯爵 Goodbye, Robin Hood, Earl of Loxley.
记住 博士 And remember, Doctor...
我和你一样真实 I'm just as real as you are.
承认吧 你挺喜欢他的 Admit it. You like him.
我这不是给他留了一份礼物吗 Well, I'm leaving him a present, aren't I?
罗宾 Robin?
-我终于找到你了 -玛丽安 - I've found you at last. - Marian?
谢谢 谢谢你 博士 Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!
下集精彩预告
你眼角的余光在镜子中看到了什么 What's that in the mirror on the corner of your eye?
千万别开门 已锁
徘徊在身后 却从不现身 What's that footstep following...
的脚步声 是什么 but never passing by?
说不定他们只是在等待 Perhaps they're all just waiting.
[已上锁]
[锁定解除]
说不定我们都已经死了 Perhaps when we're all dead,
而他们会从床底下爬出来 out they'll come a-slithering from underneath the bed.
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