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協調: 影子
翻譯: 。沫
翻譯: 淺陷夜藍
翻譯: 伊娃
翻譯: 瀅小歪
翻譯: Morning
翻譯: 波特妹子
翻譯: 雷丘
校對: 吃貨影
你是走過來的? You walk here?
好了 轉過來 Alright, good. Turn around.
腿朝裏面 Legs out.
袋子拿掉 The bag.
還得再去趟農貿市場 Gotta still hit the farmers' market.
- 幾點了 - 差不多10點 - What time is it? - 10:00-ish.
- 10點了? - 嗯哼 - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm.
我得去接孩子 托尼在哪? I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony?
托尼和我昨天玩到半夜才回家 不過別擔心 他會過來的 Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here.
- 交給你了? - 行 - You got this? - Yes.
他不會偷懶的 我也是 He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿! Hey. Hey, hey, hey!
- 是 廚師長 - 醒醒 - Yes, Chef. - Wake up.
今天有個美食評論家要來 We got a critic coming today.
不然你以為我睡在這兒幹嘛? Why you think I slept here for, bro?
快點上鍋燉湯 雞蛋也早該準備好了 Let's get going on the soup. We're behind on the egg prep.
別忘了處理牛排 你還醉著不? And get the mise on the steak. You still shitfaced?
- 我很好 我很好 廚師長 - 行吧 - No, I'm good. I'm good, Chef. - Alright.
去幫馬汀處理一下 那頭豬到了 Help Martin with the pig. We got the pig.
烤乳豬! Lechon!
- 嘿 夥計 - 嘿 - Hey, pal. - Hey.
繫好安全帶 抱歉我遲到了 Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late.
我習慣啦 I'm used to it.
聽著 夥計 我想我們今天看不成電影了 Listen, pal, I don't think we have time to catch a movie today.
是因為你要準備接受評論嗎? Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed?
- 沒錯 你怎麼知道的? - 媽媽告訴我的 - Yeah, how'd you know about that? - Mom told me.
她怎麼說的? What'd she say?
她說你可能會有點擔心 She said you might be a little worried.
- 她說我會擔心? - 嗯 - She said I was worried? - Yeah.
看來媽媽也不怎麼瞭解我啊 對不? Well, Mom doesn't know me that well, OK?
- 她看你看得可准了 - 哦 真的? - She's pretty spot-on about you. - Oh, yeah?
你知道媽媽覺得我該做什麼嗎? You know what Mommy thinks I should be doing?
- 做什麼? - 開個流動餐車 - What? - That I should get a food truck.
- 我喜歡流動餐車 - 嗯 我也喜歡 - I like food trucks. - Yeah, I like food trucks.
誰不喜歡呢? Who doesn't like food trucks?
可你能想像我開餐車的樣子嗎? 我是個廚師長 Can you picture me driving a food truck? I'm a chef.
- 我在餐廳裏工作 - 好吧 - I work in a restaurant. - OK.
聽著 我得去一趟農貿市場買些材料 Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market, pick up some ingredients.
好吧 我能一起去嗎? OK. Can I come?
我本打算讓你在餐廳下車的 I thought I'd drop you off at the restaurant.
- 茉莉在那兒 - 不要 我想跟你一起去 - Molly's there. - No, I wanna go with you.
- 你不會看到什麼都來問我吧? - 不會 - You're not gonna ask me for everything you see? - No.
我不是帶你去買吃的 我是去買原料 It's not about you eating, it's about me buying groceries.
- 我知道啦 - 行 好吧 - I know. - OK. Good.
- 你有紫蘿蔔和白蘿蔔嗎? - 只有胡蘿蔔 - You got the purple and white? - Just orange.
只有胡蘿蔔? 好吧 給我拿六捆 Just orange? Alright, give me six bunches of those.
- 或者八捆小的 - 老爸 - Or eight of the small. - Dad.
等會兒 小子 還有這些小蘿蔔 我只要頂上的葉子 好嗎? Hang on a second, buddy. And on the radishes here, I use the tops, OK?
- 只要頂上連著的葉子 - 老爸 - I need consistent tops. - Dad.
被我說中了吧? 這些要六個 再看看還有啥 Is that what's happening? Six of these. Let's see what we got.
- 老爸 - 你到底想幹嘛 波西? - Dad. - What do you want, Percy?
- 我能買些爆米花嗎? - 老爸在工作呢 好嗎? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 - Can I please have kettle corn? - Daddy's working, OK?
不行 你不能買爆米... No, you're not gonna get kettle...
- 要不來個水果? - 我不愛吃水果 - Why don't you get a piece of fruit? - I don't want fruit.
你怎麼會想吃爆米花? 你知道爆米花是什麼嗎? How can you even ask for kettle corn? You know what it is?
- 不知道 - 那就是些碳水化合物裹一層糖 - No. - It's carbs covered with sugar, OK?
瞧瞧這個水果 Look at this piece of fruit.
嗯? 多漂亮啊 Huh? It's beautiful.
你面對著這麼讚的水果 How could you even want kettle corn
怎麼還會想吃爆米花? with gorgeous fruit like this in front of you?
你就吃個水果行不行? Why don't you have a piece of fruit?
顯然他們派來的這個評論家 So apparently they're sending a big reviewer
還是個著名的美食博主 who's also some huge food blogger.
- 你知道美食博主是什麼嗎? - 知道 - You know what a food blogger is? - Yeah.
就是在網上評論各種食物的人 A guy who writes about food on the internet.
我知道美食博主是什麼 I know what a food blogger is.
這人很有名 好多那些有名的人 Well, this guy's a big one, and a lot of these big guys,
都不喜歡我 they don't like me.
他們針對我 因為我剛起步時風評很好 They got it in for me because I got good write-ups when I started out.
- 他們對你懷恨在心 - 沒錯 - They're haters. - Exactly.
我年輕那會兒還沒有這個詞呢 We didn't have that word when I was growing up.
沒有"懷恨在心"這個詞 There was no word for hater.
你頂多會說某些人 唔 嫉妒你 The most you would say is that somebody was, like, jealous,
但這詞也不準確 which didn't really capture it.
那個賣香腸的來了 你嘗過辣熏腸嗎? The sausage guy's here. You ever try andouille sausage?
- 沒 - 它是辣的 - No. - It's spicy.
- 你愛吃辣嗎? - 不 - You like spicy? - No.
也沒那麼辣 過來 It's not so spicy. Come on.
這東西來自新奧爾良 你知道新奧爾良嗎? That's from New Orleans. You ever heard of New Orleans?
- 知道 - 真的? - Yeah. - Yeah?
它是美國的一部分 It's part of the United States.
是與拿破侖簽署的路易斯安那購買條約的一部分 It's part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon.
沒錯 呃 那是... Yeah. Um, that was...
我指的是 呃 現在 那是好久以前的事了 I mean, like, now. That was a long time ago.
- 1803年 - 管它咧 - 1803. - Whatever.
我說的是食物 文化 對吧? Talking about the food, the culture, you know?
就像這個辣熏腸 Like this andouille sausage.
- 還有貝奈特餅 你聽說過不? - 我們在這兒就能買到 - Beignets. You ever hear of that? - We can get it here.
貝奈特餅為法國傳統食物 在美國新奧爾良州很常見
這不一樣 Not the same.
當你在這裏品嚐時 這種美味會讓你想起 When you have it here, it's good because it reminds you of,
在那裏曾經有過的完整記憶 like, a whole world of memories that you have of being there.
這就像... 我跟你說 這就像一個截然不同的世界 'Cause it's like... I'm telling you, it's like a whole different world.
- 我們什麼時候去一次吧 - 必須的 - We should go there sometime. - Definitely.
- 真的? - 嗯 - For real? - Yeah.
不是現在 I mean, not now.
- 不過... - 什麼時候? - But, like... - When?
我不知道 我有... 我的日程滿噹噹的 I don't know. I got... Everything's very full for me.
- 還有評論家要來 - 等評論完了以後? - I got this reviewer coming. - After the review?
好啊 等評論完以後 沒問題 Yeah, after review. That'd be good.
下個月學校就放假了 I'm off school next month.
下個月? 行啊 我們可以下個月去 Next month? Yeah. We could go next month.
- 太棒了 - 或者隨便什麼時候 如果你... - Awesome. - Or whatever. Or, like, if you're...
如果不... 我問問你媽 If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom.
如果下個月不行 我們就遲些再去 If it doesn't work out next month, we'll go later.
- 不過我們肯定會去的 - 我已經問了 她說沒問題 - But we'll definitely check it out. - I already did. She's cool with it.
- 你已經問過她了? - 嗯哼 - You asked her already? - Mm-hm.
你哪來的手機? 你怎麼會有手機的? Where'd you get a phone? How come you have a phone already?
你這年紀的人都有手機了? Everybody your age have phones?
嘿 大眼睛 給那兒澆上醬汁 Yo, Popeye, get the sauce on there, OK?
這是誰的培根? 這也要我看著嗎? Whose bacon is this, huh? I gotta watch this too?
等我弄明白是誰的 你就等著被火辣帥哥爆菊吧 When I find out who it is, grab your ankles, 'cause here comes papi chulo.
準備到哪兒了? 告訴我 夥計們 現在怎麼樣了? Where we at? Talk to me, people. How we doing?
湯正在燉 豬肉切好了 培根沒問題 The stock's simmering, the pig's broken down, bacon are fine.
湯正在燉 已經在濃縮了 The stock is simmering. That means reducing.
好的 大夥兒 今晚是個大日子 你們都知道誰要來吧? Good. Guys, big night tonight. You all know what's happening?
嗯? 好的 他一來就通知我 Yeah? OK, let me know as soon as he's here.
我希望每一桌的客人都吃得開心 I want people having fun at all the tables around.
給你們的漂亮朋友打電話 讓他們過來 告訴他們我買單 Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in. Tell 'em the tickets are on me.
高腳杯都亂七八糟了 大夥兒都出去 The stemware looks crooked. Let's get out there.
別逼我拿出尺子來打人 謝謝 Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you.
- 廚師長 - 我買的都是好東西 - Oh, Chef. - I got the good shit.
- 看到了麼 馬汀? - 瞧瞧這個 簡直是優質典範 - You see this, Martin? - Look at that. That's a specimen.
- 迷你胡蘿蔔 - 我給你買了咖喱麵團和... - Baby carrots. - I got you curry paste with...
- 知道了 知道了 - 凱爾 - Copy that. Copy that. - Carl.
現在沒空 拜託 Not right now, please.
這麼多汁的西紅柿你哪裏買來的? Where the fuck did you get these juicy-ass tomatoes?
- 裏瓦來了 - 明白了? 那就... - Riva's here. - OK, you got it? Let's get...
裏瓦他媽的來幹嘛? What the hell's Riva doing here?
我不知道 他正往後廚走過來 I don't know. He was on his way back here.
我給他泡了意式咖啡 幫你爭取了五分鐘 I got him espresso, bought you maybe five minutes of time.
你應該去外面大廳見他 You should meet him out on the floor.
拖住他五分鐘 讓我對廚師們交代清楚 拜託了 Stall him for five minutes. Let me get the staff going. Please.
行 不過提防著他會來後邊 OK. Fine. Expect him to come back here.
好的 謝謝了 Yeah, thank you.
你要怎麼攔著那瘋子不來後面呀? How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here?
- 你得想個計劃 - 你要我醃了這些嗎? - You gotta have a plan. - You want me to pickle these?
醃了這些 我要你把這些都... Yeah, pickle these. I want you to pickle...
- 凱爾在裏面嗎? - 在 - Is Carl in there? - Yeah.
嘿 凱爾! Hey, Carl!
凱爾 Carl.
你 呃... 你是準備要更換菜單嗎? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 Are you, uh... are you planning on altering the menu?
是的 我現在沒法跟你說 拜託 就... Yeah, I can't do this right now. Please, just...
- 今天許多事都事關重大 - 我知道 - You know a lot is on the line today. - I know.
所以菜單才必須修改完美 That's why the menu has to be perfect.
- 可我能幫你安排 - 我現在沒空和你說 - But I can help you plan it. - I can't do this right now. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
就給我五分鐘交代員工 然後我就和你過一遍菜單 Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu.
我以前也做過 我可以指導你 I've done this before. I can help guide you.
我現在不需要指導 我需要空間 I don't need guidance right now. I need space.
好嗎? OK?
謝謝 Thank you.
夥計們 呃 能讓我們單獨待著嗎? Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys?
哈? Huh?
我讓你離開 你居然去看凱爾? I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl?
好了各位 休息五分鐘 OK, everybody, tomen cinco. Take five.
- 你沒問題吧? - 我沒事 走 走 走 - You good? - I got it. Go, go, go.
喝杯咖啡 Grab a coffee.
- 我們先說明白了 - 行啊 - Let's get something straight. - Yeah.
你該死的別這麼對我員工說話 我員工聽我命令 You don't fucking talk to my staff like that. I talk to my staff.
桌子那邊是你的地盤 桌子這邊是我的 That side of the pass is you, this side is me.
你雇我的時候就是這麼安排的 That was the arrangement when you hired me.
好 現在能聽我說話嗎? OK, now will you listen to me for a minute?
凱爾 我也有想法 有時候我的想法也很有用 Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work.
我不管雜誌說什麼你是廚師界的新星 I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing.
事實是 你在我的餐廳 為我工作 好嗎? The fact is, you work for me, in my restaurant, right?
在你之前我也聘請過廚師長 I've had chefs before you in this kitchen.
- 在你之後我也能聘到廚師長 明白嗎? - 行 說得很棒 - I'll have chefs after you. OK? - Alright, good talk.
- 讓我繼續工作吧 - 你知道今晚誰會來 - Let me get back to work. - You know who's coming tonight.
我們會接受全市最著名的食評家的點評 We're being reviewed by the most important critic in the city.
- 是的 我知道 - 他的網上博客在美國在線上賣了... - Yes. I'm aware. - His online blog was sold to AOL...
- 一千萬美元 - 沒錯 - For $10 million. - That's right.
- 你都知道? - 是的 我知道 - You knew that? - Yes, I know.
- 好吧 - 他是個重要人物 - OK. - He's a big deal.
- 所以我才想準備一份好菜單 - 你想準備一份好菜單? - That's why I wanna cook a good menu. - You wanna cook a good menu?
- 我想為他做些美食 - 好的 那麼... - I wanna cook him some good food. - Yeah. Well, then...
而這家飯店正陷在創造力之轍裏 And our place is in a fucking creative rut.
- 車轍裏? - 創造力之轍 - In a rut? - In a creative rut.
你知道我們開得比周圍的餐廳都好吧? You do know we're doing better than any place in the neighbourhood?
我說的不是賺多少錢 I'm not talking about how much money we're making,
我說的是創造力... 是我們提供的食物 I'm talking about creatively... the food that we're serving.
過去五年裏我們的菜單一成不變 We've served the same food for five years.
還記得你大膽創新時發生了什麼嗎? Remember what happened when you put guts on the menu?
你是在說我的內臟大餐嗎? 你是這個意思嗎? Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean?
沒錯 當你把那藝術品一樣的鬼東西放進菜單時 人們不喜歡 Yeah. When you put that artsy shit on the menu, people don't like it.
沒人點你的內臟大餐 Not one person ordered your sweetbreads.
聽我說 Please listen to me.
我投資了一大筆錢給你改造了法式灶台 I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top,
管它是什麼 就那灶台 whatever it is, that tabletop.
- 法式烹飪套台 - 沒錯 - French cooking suite. - Right.
不是每個主廚都有那東西的 知道為什麼你有嗎? Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it?
- 我很感激 - 你知道為什麼嗎? - I appreciate it. - Do you know why?
因為你值得 Because you deserve it.
瞧 你不知道 但我知道 See, you don't know that. But I know it.
你值得投資 You deserve it.
所以今晚放聰明些 So be smart just for tonight.
聽著 要是你買了滾石的票 Look, if you bought Stones tickets
結果邁克爾·賈格爾竟然不唱"滿足" 你什麼感覺? and Jagger didn't play 'Satisfaction', how would you feel?
邁克爾·賈格爾: 滾石樂隊主唱 "滿足"為樂隊成名曲
你會高興嗎? Would you be happy?
- 不會 - 對 不會! - No. - No!
你他媽會想一把火燒了那地方 You'd burn the place to the fucking ground.
你的菜單沒問題 Your menu works.
大家喜歡它 People love it.
凱爾 做你想做的 好嗎? 你是廚師長 Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef.
你知道我怎麼想嗎? You know what I think?
你就該上你的成名菜 I think you should play your hits.
好了 開動 上班了夥計們 Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys.
今晚很重要 Big night tonight.
這是我們要做的 Here's what we're doing.
我們將採用最受歡迎的菜式 We're gonna go with the favourites.
順序是魚子醬釀雞蛋... Starting with the caviar egg...
扇貝 法式洋蔥湯... scallop, French onion soup...
涼拌苦菊... frisée salad...
龍蝦燴飯... lobster risotto...
菲力牛扒 filet.
最後用人人喜歡的甜品隆重收場 And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser,
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
讓茉莉準備配餐葡萄酒 Talk to Molly about wine pairings.
他來的時候告訴我 放鬆點兒 Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun.
用心去做 夥計們 今晚大日子 好好玩兒 Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun.
來吧 來吧 Good, good.
# 我厭倦了孤獨 # # I'm so tired of being alone #
# 厭倦了獨自一人 # # I'm so tired of on-my-own #
# 能不能幫幫我 姑娘 用你最快的腳步? # # Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can? #
# 人們說我找到了 # # People say that I've found a way #
# 讓你說愛我的方法 # # To make you say that you love me #
# 嘿 寶貝 你無須刻意努力 # # Hey, baby, you didn't go for that #
# 這只是自然之律 # # It's a natural fact #
# 我想要回到這裏 # # That I wanna come back #
# 告訴我你在哪裏 # # Show me where it's at #
# 哦 寶貝呀 # # Baby, yeah #
# 我厭倦了孤獨 厭倦了... # # I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired... #
老爸 Dad.
老爸! 快點 我們走了 Dad! Come on. Let's go.
瞧! 來了 來了 來了 來了 評論來了 Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up.
敬評論 干了 To the review. Here we go.
- 敬你 寶貝 敬你 - 干了 - To you, baby, to you. - Here we go.
- 我的廚房英雄 - 敬我們團隊 - My culinary hero. - To the team.
"加盧斯 - 食客口腹的迎合之道" "Gauloises - eager to please."
- 哇哦! - 贊! - Whoo! - Yes!
"10年前 我有幸品嚐了卡斯帕廚師長 "10 years ago, I had the good fortune to dine
在邁阿密的創意小餐館 '髓骨'的菜品" at Chef Casper's revelatory Miami bistro, Marrow."
- 邁阿密萬歲! - 髓骨耶 寶貝兒! - Miami in the house! - Marrow, baby!
那是你的餐館! That's your house!
"這種大膽創意的新鮮烹飪態度 "The sheer audacity of this fresh, brave voice of the culinary scene
讓我想到了自己視食評為使命的原因" reminded me why I write about food as a vocation."
- 耶! - 都讓我有壓力了 - Yeah! - That's a lot of pressure.
"當我在布倫特伍德新改建完的餐館 加盧斯入座時 "It is nearly impossible to separate my glowing regard for Chef Casper
我幾乎無法將自己對餐館的期待 and how much he inspired me from my expectations as I sat down to dine
和對卡斯帕廚師長啟發我的深深敬意分開" at the recently remodelled Brentwood Gallic staple, Gauloises."
- 耶 太好了! - "哦 真是今非昔比了 - Yeah, this is good! - "Oh, how times have changed.
過去的十年間 凱爾·卡斯帕不知怎的讓自己 Over the last decade, Carl Casper has somehow managed to transform himself
從一名易怒的邁阿密廚師 from the edgiest chef in Miami
變成了每次你去看她時 都給你五美元的阿姨 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 to the needy aunt that gives you $5 every time you see her
渴望你能喜歡她 in hopes that you will like her,
卻讓你縮著身子想躲開那甜膩的懷抱 but instead causes you to shrink from her cloying embrace
以免被她潮濕而下垂的胸脯悶死 which threatens to smother you in her saggy, moist cleavage.
招牌前菜 The signature app,
是本該在鄉村俱樂部享用早午餐時吃的 intended to impress the country club brunch crowd,
魚子醬釀雞蛋 is the caviar egg.
焙烤過的雞蛋配上一團魚子醬 A shirred egg topped with a dollop of caviar
不過是廚師長因為沒把握 缺乏想像力 is an excuse for the chef to overcharge us
又想多收錢的借口而已 for his insecurity and lack of imagination.
凱爾·卡斯帕無外乎就是這一口就能嘗出的窮酸氣 Carl Casper can best be summed up by the first bite of his needy
以及和奇跡完全不沾邊的 and yet by some miracle also irrelevant
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
卡斯帕甚至沒勇氣把蛋糕少烤幾秒 Casper didn't even have the courage to undercook the cake,
導致蛋糕中心根本沒有標誌性的融化巧克力 thus curiously lacking its signature molten centre.
這道可悲的甜品拉開了 This sad dessert is emblematic
凱爾·卡斯帕令人失望的新篇章 of Carl Casper's disappointing new chapter.
他令人印象深刻的... 體重增幅只能說明 His dramatic... weight gain can only be explained
他一定吃完了所有 by the fact that he must be eating
退回廚房的食物" all the food sent back to the kitchen."
兩星 Two stars.
我不明白 我不明白 I don't get it. I don't get it.
過去人人都喜歡 甚至他以前也喜歡 Everyone loved it. He loved it, even.
為什麼還要對我 對我做的菜寫出這種刻薄的評論? Then why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
誰在意? 誰在意呢? Who cares? Who cares?
我在意 因為我本可以做得更好的 I do. 'Cause I could have done better.
我本該做我計劃要做的東西的 I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook.
可事實上每個人都很開心 You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy
而你只是在吹毛求疵罷了 and you're making a problem where there's no problem.
讓人人開心並不困難 It's not hard to make people happy.
有些東西只要放到菜單上就能討人喜歡 There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy.
菜單上只要有生金槍魚片 就一定會賣光 If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out.
絕對的 你也知道 It's guaranteed. You know that.
但我做的牛臉肉是更好吃的菜 But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish,
結果連都沒人想試試 and nobody wants to even try it.
- 但很好吃 - 是 適合在家吃 - It was good, though. - Yeah, for family meal.
那你為誰烹飪? Well, who you cooking for, though?
我就是這個意思 我為什麼要選擇? That's my point. Why do I have to pick?
為什麼要選擇呢? 為什麼不能兩者兼得? Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both?
就有廚師做他想做的食物 There are chefs that cook food that they believe in
然後人們願意嘗試 進行新體驗 and people will try because they're open to a new experience
結果還非常喜歡 and they'll end up liking it.
- 那你想讓我說什麼? - 真話 - What do you want me to say to you? - The truth.
你想我告訴你 你是我同事中 You want me to tell you that you're the best chef
最棒的廚師 that I ever worked with.
是的 因為你就是最棒 And it's true, because you are.
你確實很棒 凱爾 你是我認識的最棒的廚師 You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with.
- 好吧 - 我真心的 - OK. - I mean it.
謝謝你 Well, thank you.
不客氣 You're welcome.
- 我們說好不這樣的 - 我知道 - We both agreed not to do that. - I know.
不如我給你做點吃的? Why don't I just cook you something?
好的 去他的 我們走 Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.
嗯! Mmm!
媽媽想跟你談談 Mom wants to talk to you.
伊內茲? Inez?
伊內茲 Inez.
你還好吧? Are you OK?
才給我兩顆星 I got two stars.
得兩顆星也挺好 是吧? Getting two stars is good, right?
我一般不怎麼看那些東西 但是 I mean, I don't read that shit normally, but, you know,
他開始寫針對我的內容... then he starts writing all this personal shit about me and...
有多少個人給你工作? 大概有五十個吧 How many people you got working? You got, like, 50 people.
波西都十歲了 還需要保姆嗎? And Percy's 10 years old. Does he still need a nanny?
他整天在學校 她還在這裏做什麼? 嗨 弗洛拉 He's in school all day. What does she even do here? Hi, Flora.
- 嗨 凱爾先生 - 我是說他需要什麼... - Hi, Mr. Carl. - I mean, what does he need...
- 她在這裏做什麼? - 你知道他很難過 對不對? - What's she doing here? - You know that he's hurt, right?
因為我遲到了? 我已經跟他道歉了 沒事的 Because I was late? I already apologised to him. We're fine.
遲到? 他在外面足足等了你一小時 Late? He waited for you for one hour alone outside.
我沒意識到有那麼久 Well, I didn't realise it was that long.
只是... 那天... It's just... that was the day that...
你說得對 You're right.
我不喜歡他們那麼寫你 I didn't like what they wrote about you.
我也不喜歡 I didn't like it either.
很傷人 是吧? It hurt, alright?
你沒事吧? You OK?
我沒事 I'm alright.
那就好 Good.
我會補償他的 I'm gonna make it up to him.
- 玩得很開心 是吧? - 嗯 - That was fun, right? - Yeah.
- 你要去哪裏? - 我得琢磨菜單了 - Where you going? - I gotta work on a menu.
還很早 我能看你弄嗎? It's still early. Can I watch?
抱歉 這是工作 Yeah, sorry, it's at work.
- 我不會妨礙你的 - 不行 這是工作 - I won't get in the way. - Yeah, I gotta go work.
- 好吧 拜 - 我們下周再一起玩 - OK. Bye. - We'll have fun next week.
好的 OK.
你在這裏做什麼 老兄? 這些都是什麼? What the hell are you doing here, man? What's this madness, huh?
- 太瘋狂了 - 嗯 - This is crazy. - Yeah.
- 你沒回家吧? - 沒有 - You didn't go home, did you? - No.
- 過來 嘗嘗這個 - 回家吧 老兄 - Come here. Check it out. - Go home, man.
- 你整晚都在這裏 快回家 - 過來 - You've been here all night. Go home. - Come here.
睡個覺 去他媽的推特 快點 快回家 Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here.
"去他媽的推特"? 你說啥 為什麼"去他媽的推特"? "Fuck Twitter"? What are you talking about, "Fuck Twitter"?
就是 去他媽的 就是這個意思 I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean.
- 誰會看那玩意? - 我沒有推特 - Who reads that shit anyhow? - I'm not on Twitter.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
沒什麼 就是口頭禪 那是什麼? Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that?
- 那是烤牛肉 來嘗嘗 - 哇 - That's carne asada. Check it out. - Wow.
哇! Wow!
- 好吃嗎? - 真是太好吃了 老兄 - Good? - It's fucking unbelievable, man.
- 真的嗎? - 天啊! - Is it? - Holy shit!
- 不 說真的 - 我就是說真的 - No, seriously. - No, I'm serious.
- 跟我說實話 - 我說的就是實話 - Tell me the truth. - I'm telling you the truth.
- 太不可思議了 - 調味怎麼樣? - It's incredible. - Is it good seasoning?
- 味道好極了 - 開工啦! - The seasoning's perfect. - Roll that shit!
廚師長整晚都在做菜! Chef Big Dog up all night cooking!
- 快進來 老兄 - 過來 - Come on in, buddy. - Come here.
- 托尼 來嘗嘗這個 - 閉嘴 嘗嘗這美味 - Tony, check this out. - Shut up and taste this, amuse douche.
- 過來 - 做了什麼? - Come here. - What we got?
- 哇 - 好吃嗎? - Wow. - It's good?
哈? 看看 Huh? Look at that.
- 火候沒過吧? - 完美啊 廚師長 - Too much heat? - That's perfect, Chef.
- 好吃嗎? 味道如何? - 棒極了 - It's good? Seasoning? - Oh, it's perfect.
- 又辣又香 - 你喜歡嗎? - It's nice and spicy. - You like it?
- 老兄 - 頭兒? 看看 - Oh, man. - Ha, jefe? Look at that.
- 我喜歡 - 是嗎? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 - I do. - Yeah?
- 太他媽好吃了 - 真的好吃嗎? - It's fucking great. - Is it good?
- 別糊弄我 - 但真的太好吃了 - Don't fuck with me. - But it's so good.
- 看吧 頭兒? 我都說了 - 太美味了 老兄 - See, jefe? I told you. - It's flavourful as fuck, man.
- 很好吃 是吧? - 嗯 - It's nice, right? - Umm.
- 真好吃嗎? - 廚師長 去他媽的推特 - Is it good? - Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter.
"去他媽的推特" 怎麼又"去他媽的推特" "Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter".
為什麼要去他媽的推特? Why should I fuck Twitter?
- 你沒有推特? - 沒有 - You're not on Twitter? - No.
你真是不缺女人 是吧? 是這樣吧? You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem?
肯定是 對吧? It's gotta be, right?
推特跟女人有什麼關係? What does Twitter have to do with pussy?
你沒聽說過"社交網絡"這個術語嗎? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'?
- 沒聽過 - 就是那樣啊 - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is.
- 意思是找女人? - 對 找女人 - It means pussy? - Like, pussy.
或者得到什麼的入場券 Or, like, getting tickets to something.
- 或者發現新樂隊 - 快閃族之類的 - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff.
- 任何東西都要有資料庫 - 女人也是? - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database?
對啊! Yeah!
那給我看看推特上有什麼我非看不可的壞話 So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
- 那是辣椒醬嗎? - 沒什麼 沒什麼 - Oh, shit, is that gochujang? - Nothing. Nothing.
- 該死 你做了辣椒醬 - 是 要放乳鴿下面調味的 - Damn, you made fucking gochujang? - Yeah, that's under the squab.
但他要老式做法 裏瓦想要老式做法 我知道的 But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know.
- 這辣椒醬真棒 - 別他媽擔心裏瓦 - Yo, this gochujang is good. - Don't worry about fucking Riva.
他不會讓你上韓國泡菜的 He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit.
我來搞定他 別擔心 我搞定 Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it.
他說我想做什麼就做什麼的 He says I can cook whatever I want.
- 好的 好的 - 我們就這樣做 - Alright. Alright. - We're gonna cook like this.
- 你試過那個了嗎? 哦 嘿 - 哦 老兄 - Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man.
那是西蘭花 再嘗嘗這個 That's broccoli rabe l'anchois. Check this out.
太好吃了 This is ridiculous.
- 你那是什麼? - 是... - What you got over there? - I got...
- 媽媽會把硬皮切掉 - 嗯 我不切 - Mom cuts off the crust. - Yeah, well, I don't.
- 很好吃 - 當然很好吃 - It's good. - You bet your ass it's good.
聲音關小點 好嗎? Can you turn that down, please?
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
啊! Arrgh!
你知道推特嗎? You know about Twitter?
- 嗯 我註冊了 - 是嗎? - Yeah, I have an account. - Yeah?
- 怎麼樣? - 挺酷的 - How's it work? - It's cool.
很酷嗎? 就這樣 很酷? It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool?
- 你在上面發東西 - 就像發短信嗎? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting?
不是 No.
- 幫我註冊一個 - 好的 - Sign me up. - OK.
你用戶名是什麼? So, what do you want your username to be?
凱爾 Carl.
不能只寫凱爾 得@什麼 You can't just put Carl. It has to be at something'.
@凱爾·卡斯帕 At Carl Casper.
@凱爾·卡斯帕 @CarlCasper.
- 有人註冊過了 - 有人用了我的名字? - Taken. - Someone took my name?
那用@凱爾·卡斯帕廚師長? 行吧? @ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool?
嗯 好的 Yeah, that's good.
@... 凱爾... At... Chef...
卡斯帕... 廚師長 Carl... Casper.
這是用來約炮的? So is this for sex?
呃! 你為這個才註冊的? Eww! Is that what you're doing this for?
不 我不是為這個註冊 有人說我壞話 No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad.
我想看看寫的什麼 I wanna see what they wrote.
那就好 Good.
麻痹的 Oh, shit.
嘿 你不能罵街的 Hey. You can't talk like that.
不管媽媽在不在 我可不希望你說髒話 I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.
- 那篇評論到處都是 - 什麼意思? - That review went viral. - What does that mean?
意思是大家都轉發了 It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
所以所有人都看了那篇評論? So all these people have read the review?
- 嗯 - 麻痹的 - Yeah. - Oh, shit.
- 我覺得挺酷的 - 我可不覺得 - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't.
- 不是 我是說咱倆弄這個 - 弄什麼? - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what?
就是在一起啊 You know, just hanging out.
我們總是在一起啊 We hang out all the time.
不是 我是說在一起做一些事情 No, like, hanging out and doing something.
我們做很多事情啊 Well, we do things.
不 不是看一些東西 或者做一些事 No, not just, like, watching something or doing something.
而是在一起聊天什麼的 Like, hanging out and talking.
從對方那裏學點東西 And learning things from each other.
我就覺得 你跟媽媽住 I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house
我又總是工作 我們在一起的時候 你想多玩玩 and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things.
我覺得這樣挺有趣的 一起研究東西 I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out.
就像你在家一樣 Like when you lived at home.
嗯 我也很懷念 Yeah, I miss that too.
那你為什麼不搬回家住? Then why don't you move back home?
波西 我不能... Percy, I can't just...
我不在家住 不是因為你 你知道的 對吧? You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right?
- 嗯嗯 - 因為確實不是因為你 - Mm-hm. - 'Cause it's true.
- 那為什麼? - 什麼為什麼? - Then why? - Then why what?
你為什麼不在家住呢? Well, why don't you live home?
知道嗎 媽媽和爸爸 Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know,
我們... 我們慢慢分開了 走上了不同的道路 we... we both grew apart, in different directions.
但我們仍然是很好的朋友 But we're still really good friends.
只是我們不在一起住更好 It's just better if we don't live in the same house.
- 我們已經不是夫妻了 - 哦 - And that we're not married. - Oh.
- 你明白嗎? - 不明白 - You understand? - No.
很難解釋 It's hard to explain.
嘿 聽我說 如果我們不在一起 能互相發推特嗎? Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place?
- 可以 - 你能教我怎麼發嗎? - Yeah. - Could you show me how to do that?
可以 看 Yeah. OK.
先點擊這裏 然後登陸你的用戶名 So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
- 好 - 也可以用你的愛瘋登錄 - Right. - You could also log in on your iPhone.
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
你點擊這裏 You click this button here,
可以發消息 你的粉絲都能看到 it posts your feed so all your followers can read it.
好的 OK.
@拉姆齊·米歇爾 即使好吃的端到你面前 你也不認識
- 爸爸? - 嗯 - Dad? - Yeah.
昨晚到現在 你多了1653個粉絲 You got 1,653 followers since last night.
- 哦 那樣好嗎? - 太不可思議了 - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing.
好 那意味什麼? Oh, good. What does it mean?
意味著有1653個人在看你的推特 It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
嗯嗯 我以為就跟發短信一樣 Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting.
你昨天發什麼了嗎? Did you post anything since last night?
- 沒有 - 你確定嗎? - No. - Are you sure?
嗯 我就給某人發了條信息 Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
- 給誰? - 給那個垃圾美食家 - To who? - To that A-hole food critic.
你只能給你粉絲發私人消息的 You could only send private messages to people who are following you.
我覺得你公開發了那個消息 I think you might have posted that publicly.
不是 他寫了我的壞話 然後我回復了 No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply
然後給他發了個信息 and it let me send a message to him.
爸爸 那些回復是公開的 誰都能看到 Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them.
看來他又給他那 And it looks like he re-tweeted it
123845個粉絲發推特了 to all his 123,845 followers.
他還回復了 And he wrote back.
他說什麼了? What did he say?
- 我還是別讀了 - 就... - I don't think I should read it. - Just...
就給我讀一下 好嗎? Can you read it to me, please?
讀一下回復 Read the reply. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
"@凱爾·卡斯帕廚師長... "@ChefCarlCasper...
我寧願你滿身大汗淋漓 I would rather have you sit on my face
坐在我臉上 after a brisk walk on a warm day
也不要再吃你那破熔岩蛋糕" than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."
他那麼回復的? He wrote that to me?
大家都看到了 He wrote it to everybody.
- 不是開玩笑吧 - 哇 - You gotta be kidding me. - Wow.
你知道多少人看到了嗎? You realise how many people have read this?
昨晚到現在 我有了2000個粉絲 I'm up to 2,000 followers since last night.
- 你出名了 老兄 - 他們在給我發消息 - You're trending, bro. - They're sending me messages.
他們在刺激我回復這混蛋 They're goading me into responding to this prick.
- 別發 別發 老兄 - 別那樣做 廚師長 - Don't do it. Don't do it, man. - Don't do that, Chef.
- 別回復 要保持高姿態 - 我知道 - Don't respond. Take the high road. - I know.
但是有一半的人說他是對的 But half the people are saying he's right.
但也有一半的人說他是錯的 Yeah, but half the people are saying he's wrong.
- 互聯網就是這樣 - 就是 聽他的吧 - That's the fucking internet. - That's right. Listen to him.
- 社會媒體就這樣 你有推特嗎? - 有 - That's social media. You on Twitter? - Yeah, I'm Twitter.
- 你叫什麼? - 小馬蒂 - What's your name? - Little Marty.
但是大家都學我 我白天不想出來 But all the people following me, I don't wanna hang out during the day.
我避免... 嘿嘿嘿 你幹嘛? I avoid all... Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
不如你今晚來 我特地為你準備了新菜單
- 這個人 - 別 你在寫什麼? - This guy. - Don't. What are you writing?
廚師長 別... 不要這樣做 Chef, don't... That's not a good idea.
聽我說 你們不同意我就不發 Just listen. I won't send it until we all say it's OK.
"不如你今晚來? "Why don't you come by again tonight?
我特地為你準備了新菜單 混蛋" I got a whole new menu just for you, asshole."
- 不行 手機給我 - 這樣不好 不行 - No, gimme the phone. - That's not good. Not a good idea.
別發! Don't do it!
- 發出去了 老兄 - 發了 - That's out there now, bro. - It happened.
- 你為什麼要發? - 發了就收不回來了 - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back.
知道嗎? 我下戰書了 You know what? I threw down the gauntlet.
所以準備戰鬥吧 So get ready for a fight.
我把波西送回去就回來 I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back
我們就做上次應該做的菜 and cook the menu we should've cooked last time.
- 我們今天去哪裏? - 我得送你回去 孩子 - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid.
我要為今晚去買菜 抱歉 I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry.
- 我能跟你一起去嗎? - 不行 抱歉 - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry.
為什麼你從不許我進廚房? How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen?
因為裏面又熱又吵 還有很多人說髒話 Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language.
那有怎樣? 我總聽到有人說髒話 So? I hear bad language all the time.
- 在哪裏? - 網上 - Where? - Online.
十歲孩子能上什麼說髒話的網站? What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language?
- 視頻網站 - 視頻網站有人說髒話? - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language?
可以至少讓我跟你去買東西嗎? Could I at least come shopping with you?
不行 No.
我有很多事要做 I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
看誰在等我們 嗨 媽媽 Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.
過來 我想你了 親親我 Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我的公關說可以跟你談談 So my publicist said that she can talk to you.
- 不如你跟她談談 - 談什麼? - Why don't you talk to her? - About what?
- 推特嗎? - 大家都在看你寫的東西 - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote.
- 我覺得你不明白 - 明白什麼? - I don't think you get it. - Get what?
我們打電話給她 跟我進來 我們打電話給她 Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
是的 麻煩你 告訴她馬上給我回電話 Yes, please, tell her to call me immediately.
凱爾跟我都在家裏 謝謝 I have Carl with me. I'm at home. Thank you.
- 好了 我要走了 - 別走 她馬上就會打回來 - Alright, I'm gonna go. - No, no, she's gonna call right back.
- 她在跟別人通電話 - 你想太多了 - She was on the other line. - You're making more of this than it is.
我只是不想見你這樣 I just don't like to see you like this.
什麼樣? 我挺好的 我得去工作了 Like what? I'm fine. I have to get to work.
按照別人的口味烹飪 你永遠不會開心的 You're never going to be happy cooking for someone else.
是關於流動餐車的事嗎? 我不想再談這個了 Is this about the food truck? I don't wanna talk about it again.
為什麼? 你可以自由烹飪 做自己的老闆 Why not? You can cook your own food. You can be your own boss.
所有我承辦的派對都請你做大廚 I can book you for all the parties that I'm doing.
我很感激 但是我不需要 I appreciate the offer, but I don't need any charity
你或你前夫的施捨 from you or your ex-husband.
- 你為什麼這麼自負呢? - 因為我有工作 - Why are you being so proud? - Because I'm working.
不管你怎麼想 And despite what you might think,
我現在想做什麼菜就能做什麼菜 I have complete freedom to cook whatever I want now.
我熱愛我的生活 I like my life.
至於你的公關 她回電話的時候 你告訴她 And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know
我明白不應該再推特上發裸照 that I understand I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my dick
她的事業建議還是留給自己吧 and any career advice should be kept to oneself.
好嗎? 再見 謝謝 OK? I'll see you later. Thank you.
- 所有料都在箱子裏 - 想我這樣做嗎? - I got all this shit in the trunk. - Want me to do this?
- 開始了? - 嗯 我們按新菜單做 - Is it on? - Yeah. We're doing it.
- 開始了 兄弟們 - 來吧 把東西都拿出來 - We're doing it, guys. - Come on. Let's get everything out.
把配料和熟食都拿出來 我們要擺盤了 好嗎? I want the Cambros, the delis out so we can start plating, OK?
凱爾 可以告訴我今晚的菜單嗎? Carl, can you tell me what's going on for tonight?
不 不 不 今晚有多少客人? No, no, no, how many covers do we have tonight?
多少? 訂滿了 但我剛剛印了菜單 How many? We are overbooked. But I just printed out all the menus.
太好了 不過今晚不是按照你印的菜單 完全不同 Good. It's not the menu you got printed. It's different.
- 我明白 - 我們今晚要做試吃的菜單 - That's what I understand. - We're doing a tasting menu.
- 凱爾 我要先把紅酒... - 讓拉姆齊·米歇爾試吃的菜單 - Carl, I have to put the wine... - A tasting menu for Ramsey Michel.
- 我知道 但我們... - 他今晚要來 他知道的 - I know, but we... - He's coming. He knows about it.
- 你有看過"食者"文章嗎? - 我看過 - Did you see the "Eater" article? - I did.
- 我真為你高興 - 在網上傳開了 - I'm so excited for you. - It's all over the internet.
- 我超級喜歡你這個樣子 - 嘗一下味道 - I love it so much when you're like this. - Taste the food.
讓服務員進來嘗嘗味道 Bring in the waitstaff, have 'em taste the food.
讓他們知道我們的目標 Make them understand what we're going for.
- 好的 - 好嗎? - OK. - OK?
我們今晚沒有主廚推薦 整個菜單都是特選 We're not pushing specials today. The whole menu is special.
- 我好興奮 - 我也很興奮 我終於感到開心了 - I'm excited. - I'm excited. I'm finally happy.
我很開心 好嗎? I'm happy, OK?
我上班時可以開心嗎? Am I allowed to be happy at work?
凱爾 凱爾 我們還是用原菜單 對吧? Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right?
我今晚計劃了很棒的菜單 I have something really good planned for tonight.
我肯定會讓你... 不是什麼內臟大餐 I'm gonna let you... It's not sweetbreads.
- 你可以嘗試下 - 可能如此 - You're gonna be able to taste it. - That may be true.
但今晚是開業以來預訂最多的工作日晚餐 But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened.
- 你知道嗎? - 我知道 我在用推特 - You realise that? - I know. I was on Twitter.
- 對 - 我在推廣這家餐廳 - Yeah. - I was promoting the restaurant.
- 我用了推特 - 啥? 對 但那是另一回事 - I was on Twitter. - What? Yeah, that's another thing.
從現在開始到你放任何東西到網上之前 我都無所謂 好吧? From now on, before you post anything online, I'm OK. Alright?
今晚之所以那麼多人來 The whole reason everybody's here tonight
是因為我在網上挑戰了拉姆齊·米歇爾 is because I called out Ramsey Michel online
他們都來看我和他單挑 and they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass.
是吧 你竟敢罵洛杉磯最受尊重的 Yeah, and you're gonna twitter an apology
美食評論員是混蛋 準備在推特上跟人家道歉吧 for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole.
- 他媽的我才不會道歉 - 你什麼意思 你又不是... - I'm not gonna fucking apologise. - What do you mean, you're not...
- 你看到他是怎麼寫我的嗎? - 我才不管... - You see what he wrote about me? - I don't give a fuck...
- 他先挑起的! - 他寫什麼 我不管 - He started it! - What he wrote. I don't care.
你是一名廚師 你是廚師長 You're a cook. You're a chef.
這就是你烹飪了這麼多年的菜單 大家很喜歡 This is what you've been cooking for years, and it works.
或者你按照這個菜單滿足客人... And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex...
- 你要我煮回同樣的食物? - 一模一樣... - You want me to cook the same food? - The same exact...
他大肆批評的食物? 再原封不動給他吃? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 The same food that he ripped apart? The same guy who's coming tonight?
來餐廳吃飯的不都是評論家! The restaurant isn't filled with critics!
是一直在吃你做的菜的人 It's filled with people that've been eating your food
他們都吃十年了! for the last 10 years!
現在你突然想做藝術家 So now, suddenly, you're gonna be an artist. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
那你下班再做吧 Well, be an artist on your own time.
- 聽我說 - 不要內臟大餐! - Listen to me. - No sweetbreads!
- 聽著! - 不要牛腦 - Listen! - No calves' brains.
我不會做內臟大餐的! 聽我說 I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me.
廚房是我的地盤 這是我們之前的約定 The kitchen is my domain. That was our deal.
我才不管他媽的什麼約定! I don't give a fuck what the deal was!
遊戲規則現在改了 你可以留下來或離開 The deal is now changed. Either you stay or you go.
你自己看著辦 不必多說 It's up to you. End of discussion.
- 我們滿屋子的客人... 今晚特意... - 對 沒錯 - We got a full house of people... who are coming tonight... - Yeah. Yeah.
- 來享用我做的美食 - 不 不是你的美食 凱爾 - To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl.
不是你的美食 It's not your food.
準確地說 是我的美食 因為我是老闆 By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant.
我付錢買杯子 買餐巾 I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins.
買勺子 付工資給茉莉 I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary.
你整幫廚子的工資都是我發的 好嗎? I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK?
所以你要不按照我的菜單來做 要不讓托尼來做 So you either cook my menu or Tony can.
托尼 反正有一半時間都是你在做菜 Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway.
說實話 對吧? Tell the truth. Right?
所以你現在是威脅要炒我魷魚嗎? So you're threatening to fire me now?
我威脅炒你魷魚? Am I threatening to fire you?
不 我只是告訴你 如果你不按照菜單 No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do
我會怎麼做 if you don't cook my menu.
討論完畢 Subject closed.
那你就做你的菜單 不會有廚師長了 Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef
看看今晚怎樣? and we see how it goes tonight?
走吧 托尼 他媽的 Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.
托尼 Tony.
祝你好運 Good luck.
- 不行 - 祝你好運 傑克 - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack.
- 不行 哥們! - 馬汀 馬汀 - No way, man! - Martin, Martin.
- 天啊 別這樣 - 你留下來 留下來 - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay.
馬汀 拜託 讓我走吧 別勸我 Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it.
不要 你留下來好了 Don't do it. Just stay.
- 電聯 電聯 - 你最好相信 對 - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah.
托尼 今晚有滿屋的客人在等你 專業點 好吧? Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?
來吧! 動起來 這就端上來 Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up.
熔岩蛋糕端出去 22號桌的 Get that lava cake out, table 22.
東西拿回來 拿回來 Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back.
這些才是22號桌子的 This is table 22.
請稍候 Just a moment, please.
不 不 我們還要再炸一下 你剛剛沒有炸 No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it.
歡迎再次光臨 Welcome back.
真高興又見到您了 米歇爾先生 這邊請 Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way.
謝謝 Thank you.
- 您在路上沒有堵車吧 - 沒有 - I hope traffic wasn't too bad. - No, it wasn't.
- 30號桌 我還有一個 - 30號桌還差意大利調味飯 - 30, I got one. - Table 30's still missing the risotto.
這些單子怎麼了 老兄? What's going on with all these tickets, man?
怎樣? 需要幫忙嗎? Yes? How can I help you?
這個 呃... Isn't this, um...
不是上次我... 我... 我來的時候菜單上的嗎? Wasn't this on the menu last time I... I... I visited?
我想是的 I believe it was.
我以為今晚的菜式總會... I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be...
有所不同 更正式 be different, more of an event.
我明白 I understand.
我們可以做點什麼讓您感覺更舒服嗎? Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable?
呃... 我可以... Um... Could I actually...
我可以和卡斯帕廚師長聊一下嗎? Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper?
我有一支09年的好酒 才剛剛開 在醒酒 I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe.
- 呃... - 恕我冒昧 - Um... - If I may?
上次我去了納帕一個葡萄酒莊園 The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard,
他們送了這瓶酒給我當做禮物 they shipped me this bottle as a gift,
我一直在等待合適的場合 and I've just been waiting for the right occasion.
您... 真是太慷慨了 That... that's very generous of you.
卡斯帕廚師長在嗎? Is Chef Casper here?
可惜他剛離開了 Unfortunately, he was called away.
他還會再回來嗎? Is he coming back?
我想應該不會了 I'm afraid that was left ambiguous.
官方消息 @凱爾·卡斯帕廚師長玩完了 也許我吃到的缺點 就是他的不用心
我要你在前線 吧檯忙不過來了 快掛電話 I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone.
- 拜託讓我自己安排吧 - 快去吧檯那兒 - Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar.
- 托尼! - 凱爾 我現在講不了電話 - Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now.
- 我們忙瘋了 - 這傢伙推特我了 - We are in deep weeds. - This guy's tweeting me.
他在網上挑釁 你們他媽的做啥給他吃了? This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving?
我不知道 他們煮的還是老菜單 I don't know. They're serving the same shit.
- 他在吃什麼? - 我想他應該... - What's he eating? - I think he's...
- 他吃到哪一道菜了? - 他... - What course is he on? - He's...
他正在吃巧克力熔岩蛋糕 He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now.
你別讓那傢伙走 You just keep him right where the fuck he is.
- 啥?! - 我在停車 - What?! - I'm parking the car.
- 凱爾 啥? - 不要讓他離開 - Carl, what? - Don't let him leave.
讓那混蛋呆在原地! Keep the motherfucker there!
他還在嗎? 混蛋還在嗎? Is he here? Is the fucker still here?
- 該死 - 我們進去後面吧 - Oh, fuck. - Let's go into the back of the house.
我只想說一件事 我只想說一件事 就一件事 I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing.
我們去廚房吧 Let's go to the kitchen.
停下來 就停一下! Stop it. Stop it for a second!
我們... Let's just...
我在等著和這個笨蛋對話很久了 I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time.
- 好吧 - 我不是倒胃口 我也不窮困潦倒 - OK. - I am not cloying. I am not needy.
我才不管你想什麼 I don't care what you think.
你都不認識我 我不是窮人! You're not getting to me. I'm not needy!
巧克力熔岩蛋糕並不是沒煮熟的巧克力蛋糕 Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake.
中間會融化不是因為沒煮熟 That's not what makes the centre molten.
你把一筒冷凍的巧克力醬放在模具裏面 You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin
這樣外面完全煮熟 裏面才開始融化! so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!
好吧 好吧 OK. OK.
裏面融化了呢 看到了嗎? 他媽的融化了 你這個混蛋! It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole!
你什麼都不用做 你都做了什麼? And you don't do anything. What do you do?
你就坐在那 吃東西 然後開始吐槽 You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back.
博得大家一笑 To make people laugh.
你知道我為這些食物花了多少心血嗎? You know how hard I work for this shit?
你知道我們全部廚師付出了多少嗎? Do you know how hard my whole staff works?
我要犧牲什麼才能取悅你 What sacrifices I make to make you happy
然後你還沾沾自喜地吐槽我的食物? and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit?
好吧 OK.
- 這樣太傷人了! - 對 - It hurts! - Yes.
你寫那些評論真是他媽的太傷人了! It fucking hurts when you write that shit!
- 也傷到你了 - 確實 確實 - It hurt you. - It does. It does.
他... 他以為你要讓他這個破餐廳關門了! He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down!
你這個混蛋! You asshole!
你有啥貢獻? 你只是寫些屁話讓... And what do you? You just write shit to make...
你只是在搗亂! 蛋糕中間有融化的! You just make shit up! It was molten!
他媽的融化了! It's fucking molten!
王八蛋! Asshole!
- 你根本不瞭解我 - 好吧 好吧 - You're not getting to me. - OK. OK. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
- 你不瞭解我! - 好吧 凱爾 - You're not getting to me! - OK, Carl.
- 他不瞭解我! - 對 他不瞭解 - He's not getting to me! - No, he's not.
我知道 但你是公關 你沒有關係的嗎? I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships?
你的工作不是做這些嗎? 把這些東西從網絡上撤下來? Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take these things off the internet?
但已經在網上了 But it's out there.
就算我能勸一個網站把視頻撤下來 Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip,
還有很多其它手機上傳的 there are a dozen others from other cell phones.
我們應該怎樣... 我們應該請律師 What should we... should we at least lawyer up
威脅採取法律訴訟或者啥的? and threaten legal action or something?
你用律師威脅他們來處理這個 You threatening them with lawyers builds on a story
本身已經很戲劇化的故事 that's already getting a lot of play.
然後你第二周又上頭條了 And then you get another week of headlines.
然後這個美食評論家就有機會不停更新關於你的消息 And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop.
然後它們又受到了關注 上頭條 And they're all getting picked up, and the picked-up headlines
週而復始 are getting picked up by each other.
你知道嗎 這樣真的很不可思議 You know, it's absolutely unbelievable.
- 那... - 我完全沒見過這種情況... - So... - I've never seen anything like...
等一下... 你是說我現在啥都做不了? Wait a second... you're saying there's nothing I could do?
把視頻撤掉嗎? 不 視頻會永遠流傳下去 To get the footage down? No, that lives forever.
太好了 棒極了 Great. Awesome.
但也許這也是個機會 But there just might be an opportunity here.
這怎麼可能會是機會? How can this possibly be an opportunity?
我很確定我們可以嘗試下"地獄廚房"節目 Well, I was holding off until we spoke,
我特意推遲到我們通話後再答覆對方 but I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'.
- 等等 啥? - 那個真人秀 - Wait, what? - The reality show.
我覺得你壓根沒明白發生了什麼事 I don't think you understand what's going on here.
我是一名真正的主廚... I'm a real chef with...
- 你說你需要錢 對吧? - 是一份工作 - You said you needed money, right? - A job.
一份工作 不是錢 我需要一份工作 跟那份一樣 A job, not money. I need a job, like I had.
你的推特賬號顯示你已經有兩萬粉絲了 Well, your Twitter account says you've got 20,000 followers.
- 那也他媽很多了 - 對 我準備取消掉那個賬號了 - That's pretty damn big. - Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account.
- 別擔心 - 不要取消! - Don't worry. - Don't cancel it!
我可以讓你通過提及幾種產品賺到錢 I can get you money to mention a few products.
你在認真聽嗎? 我不想加入任何那樣的交易 Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that.
- 我想煮東西 - 你有兩個選擇 - I wanna cook food. - You got two choices.
你可以乘勢而上 因為一切都值得... You can either lean into it and work it for all it's worth...
就像甜心波波 我不想那樣 Like Honey Boo Boo. I don't want that.
你知道她吸了多少金嗎? 或者她媽媽? You know how much she pulls down? Or her mother?
我不關心她幹了什麼 切入正題吧 I don't care what she makes. Get to your point.
或者從此消失 等到風平浪靜 你有兩個選擇 Or go underground and wait till the storm passes. You got two choices.
我覺得這個視頻會在一直在網上流傳 I thought this shit lives forever online.
對 但還有鋪天蓋地的新聞 瞬間即逝 It does, but there's so much news out there and it's so fast
還有那麼多消除歧義的聲音 沒人會記得的 and there's so much white noise, nobody remembers anything.
好吧 謝謝你花時間為我解釋了一遍 OK, thank you for taking the time and walking me through everything.
我很受啟發 It was very illuminating.
噢 你要掛電話了嗎? 好吧 聽著 Oh, you're hanging up? OK, listen.
你隨時都可以打過來 有我在 I want you to call any time. I'm right here.
如果你找不到我 可以打我手機 我還有傳呼機 If you can't get me, I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager.
- 好的 謝謝 請代我謝謝伊內茲 - 不客氣 謝謝 - OK. Thank you, and thank Inez for me. - No, thank you.
- 那"地獄廚房"呢? - 怎麼了? - And what about 'Hell's Kitchen'? - What about it?
- 你還希望我找他們 對吧? - 不 我不想 - You still want me to pursue it, right? - No, I don't want you to.
- 好吧 我不會打電話給他們 但我會發郵件 - 你沒有聽到我說... - OK, I won't call 'em, but I'll email. - Are you not listening to...
我要掛電話了 好嗎? 有電話打進來 I'm gonna go, OK? I got a call coming in.
好吧 我會通知你"地獄廚房"的情況 OK. Alright. I'll tell you how 'Hell's Kitchen' goes.
他媽的白癡 Fucking idiot.
天啊 Oh, man.
- 嘿 伊內茲 - 嗨 - Hey, Inez. - Hi.
- 你有跟簡聊過嗎? - 聊過了 我剛和她聊完 - Did you talk to Jen? - Yeah, I just got off with her.
- 然後呢? - 然後 呃 很糟糕 - And? - And, uh, you know, it's terrible.
你要我怎麼說才明白? 我只是想煮東西 What do you want me to tell you? I just wanna cook.
船到橋頭自然直 Everything is going to work out.
我在加盧斯時 好幾個餐廳想挖我過去呢 Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises.
我計劃下周安排一些面試 I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week.
很好 That's good.
對 所以聽著 在我找到工作以前 Yeah, so, listen, until this whole job thing works out,
你可以幫我照顧波西嗎? could you keep Percy for me?
但你還會帶他去新奧爾良 對吧? But you're still taking him with you to New Orleans, right?
他在嗎? Is he there?
我會跟他說 I'll tell him.
啊 讓我... 親自和他說 Ah, let me... let me talk to him.
讓他接電話 Put him on.
嘿 老爸 如果去不了新奧爾良 我也懂的 Hey, Dad. I understand if we can't go to New Orleans.
噢 謝謝你這麼說 Oh, man, thank you so much for saying that.
只是老爸現在工作太忙 你是最棒的 Just Daddy's so busy with work right now. You're the best.
有機會再去吧 Maybe some other time.
對 我們會去的 肯定會 謝謝你 Yes, we will, for sure. Thank you.
再見 'Bye.
噢 老大 Oh, Jefecito.
最近怎樣 夥計? 大家看 老大來了 What's up, man? Look, everybody. Jefe's here.
來 給我來點喝的 高端酒 Come on, give me some drinks. Something premium.
給他來杯坎特一號 Ketel One for the man.
噢 老兄 到處都可以看到你 Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere.
- 你看到了? - 噢! - You saw it? - Ohh!
- 真糟糕 多糟糕啊? - 你看到了嗎? 你看到了嗎? - It's bad. How bad is it? - You saw it? You saw it?
- 我看到了 無處不在 - 太糟糕了 - I saw it. It's everywhere. - It's terrible.
- 是不是很糟? - 你永遠找不到工作了 - Is it bad? - You're never gonna work again.
不過我找到了 I am, though.
不 說真的 有人... 有人打電話給我 No, seriously, there are people... there are people who are calling me.
- 老兄 那太棒了 我為你高興 - 是 是 - Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. - Yes. Yes.
我知道你可以做到比這個更大的事情 I knew you would have something bigger than this.
- 你才不在乎回來這裏上班 - 對 - You don't care about coming back here. - Yeah.
所以你回來告訴我你找到一幫廚子了? So you came back to tell me you got me a gig?
因為我也會像你那樣離開加盧斯的 夥計 'Cause I'll leave Gauloises like that, baby.
不 相信我 第一個電話打過來就有了 No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real.
- 別再丟下我了 - 我不會的 - Don't leave me behind again. - I will not.
- 永遠別再那樣做 - 別打我 - Don't ever do that again. - Don't hit me.
- 這個傢伙 - 拜託別打我 抱歉 - This guy. - Please don't hit me. I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉 我很尷尬的 哥們 I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro.
我那天喝了酒 我... 我... 我不知道要做什麼 I had been drinking that day. I... I... I didn't know what to do.
- 我實際上是個膽小鬼 我很抱歉 - 沒事 過去了 - I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's over.
- 我敢保證說的是真話 - 沒事 你打算接下來做什麼? - I vouch for that. - It's fine. What are you gonna do?
- 這是一個大機遇... - 但之後他們又把你放到視頻網站上 - It's a big opport... - But then they put you on YouTube.
我覺得要為那個視頻負責任 And I felt so responsible for that shit.
- 順便提下 那個視頻很好笑 - 有什麼好笑的? - That shit was funny, by the way. - What was funny about it?
- 對我來說不好笑 - 只是我認識的所有人都看了 - It's not funny for me. - Just that everybody I know saw it.
- 我知道 我知道 - 我有點沾你的光了 - I know, I know. - I kinda felt famous by knowing you.
哪裏好笑? 例如... 他們是... 笑我還是和我一起笑? Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is it... they're laughing at me or with me?
兩種都有 A little bit of both.
他們和你一起歡笑 同時也笑你 They're laughing with you and at you at the same time.
- 真丟人 - 太糟糕了 真是悲劇 - It's so embarrassing. - Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad.
但同時也很搞笑 But it's funny too at the same time.
它讓你有種另類的可愛 It makes you kind of likeable in a weird way.
對 那個傢伙活該 大家都知道他活該 Yeah. That guy deserved it. Everybody knows that guy deserved it.
- 但說真的 我很抱歉 - 沒問題 - But, seriously, I'm sorry. - It's alright.
我要自己做主 You know, I'm gonna land on my feet.
- 你會的 - 是啊 很好 我知道 - Oh, you will. - Yeah, good. I know.
- 我會再找下一幫廚子 - 我會支持你的 - I'll get my next gig. - I'll be there with you.
- 一切都會好起來 - 我現在是你的副廚師長 永遠都是 - Everything will be fine. - I'm your sous-chef now and forever.
你再也不是我的副廚師長了 你現在是廚師長 You're not my sous-chef anymore. You are chef de cuisine.
- 但我根本不會當上... - 沒關係 - But I wouldn't even be there... - It doesn't matter.
裏瓦有一點是對的 Riva's right about one thing.
你已經準備好經營自己的廚房了 所以別搞砸了 You are ready to run your own kitchen. So don't blow it. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
這對你是一個很好的機會 It's a big opportunity for you.
- 為托尼的新機遇舉杯 - 為托尼的新機遇舉杯 - To Tony's big new opportunity. - To Tony's big opportunity.
- 為廚師長舉杯 - 我不喜歡以這種方式發生 - To chef de cuisine. - I don't like how it happened.
- 但我很開心發生了 好嗎? - 雙關語 兄弟 - But I'm happy it happened. OK? - Two words, man.
兩位 我愛死你倆了 You guys. I love you fucking guys.
- 我愛你 托尼 我愛你 - 謝謝 廚師長 - I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef.
- 看看啊 - 呣 - Look at that. - Mmm.
我愛你們倆 I love both of you.
我們愛你 夥計 We love you, man.
我們在這兒來個三人行吧 來吧 來吧 Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on.
- 等一會兒會兒 等下 等下 - 我愛你 夥計 - Hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on. - I love you, man.
- 你跟他和好了我真高興 - 謝謝 你把垃圾扔了嗎? - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out?
事實上沒人給我打電話 The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me.
我完全沒有事業前景 I got no job prospects whatsoever.
- 你之前收到的那些工作邀請呢? - 沒有 一個都沒了 全沒了 - What about those offers you got? - No. They got none. It's all dried up.
- 為什麼 因為網上那些事兒? - 肯定是因為網上那些事兒 - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing.
- 不會吧 - 我就像... 我就像是那只彈鋼琴的貓 - Come on. - I'm like... I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano.
我都不知道這是在說什麼 I don't even know what that means.
到處都看得到我 I'm everywhere.
好嗎? 我就像... 就像是一個米姆 Okay? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.
你知道什麼叫米姆嗎? 我就是個米姆 就是個低俗的笑話 Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme.
凱爾 你需要休息一下 Carl, you need to take a break.
我一直都在休息 我休息得太多了 I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break.
- 不 你需要真正的休息 - 我需要工作 - No, you need a real break. - I need to work.
- 我需要回到廚房工作 我無所謂了 - 你不... 凱爾 - I need to get back to work in a kitchen. I don't care. - You don't... Carl Carl...
我真想我從沒... 我真應該按照他的要求做菜 I wish I never would've op... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook.
什麼? 你打算... 你打算再到一個餐館 給另5748CB25里瓦打工嗎? What? You gonna... You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant?
自從我在這裏認識你以來 你就沒開心過 凱爾 You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl.
- 這不是實話 我們過得可帶勁了 - 是 我們是過得很帶勁 - That's not true. We've had a blast. - Yes, we've had a blast.
然而現在是你離開的時候了 And now it's time for you to go.
你不再屬於這裏了 你知道的 You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on.
這是怎... 這個姑娘是誰啊? What's th... Who's this girl?
- 凱爾 - 怎麼? - Carl. - What?
- 認真一點 - 我很認真 - Be real with me. - I am.
你忽視了你生命中很多 You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life
重要的東西 比如波西 that need your attention, like Percy.
如果你沒注意到的話 我現在可不是個做爸爸的料 I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed.
我是個讓人尷尬的存在 I'm embarrassing.
他在電腦上看到這些亂七八糟的東西 He sees all this shit on the computer.
- 好吧... - 他的朋友已經... - Well... - His friends have...
也許你該和他談談整件事 這很重要 Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then.
- 我只是... - 他需要你 凱爾 - I just... - He needs you, Carl.
我... 我不瞭解他 好嗎? 這年齡的孩子很難搞 I'm... I don't know him, Okay? He's at a weird age.
那你為什麼不用這段時間去瞭解他呢? Why don't you take this time to get to know him?
我想要你開心 I want you to be happy.
你不開心 You're not happy.
在這裏你永遠不會開心 You're never gonna be happy here.
我不知道我要做什麼 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
我從來沒有這麼迷茫過 我一直都知道的 I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known.
永遠都有下個目標要完成 There's always been the next thing to do.
現在都結束了 我就... 像是沒有方向了 And now that it's all ended, and I'm... I'm, like... I'm, like, fucking lost.
我覺得這會是個很好的開始 I think that's a good place to start.
過來 Come here.
- 你最棒了 - 嗯 - You're the best. - Yeah.
- 我會堅守崗位的 我保證 - 好的 好好幹 - I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - Okay. You do that.
謝謝 Thank you.
你好 弗洛拉 波西在嗎? Hi, Flora. Percy here?
波西在嗎? Percy aqui?
- 他在裏面 - 你能告訴他我來了嗎? - He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here?
- 當然 - 謝謝 - Sure. - Thanks.
- 你好 - 你怎麼在這兒? - Hi. - Why are you here?
我來這兒... 看看波西 I'm here to see... here to see Percy.
- 哦 - 好長時間沒見了 - Oh. - It's been a while.
你來了我真高興 不過你怎麼沒有打個電話說你會來? I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming?
- 我不知道 因為... - 他說他在睡覺 - I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping.
- 好的 我去跟他聊聊 - 不 不 等等 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 - Okay. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second.
她說"他說他在睡覺" 但是他如果真在睡覺 She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping,
她就會說"他在睡覺" 所以他不在睡覺 she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping.
- 讓我跟他談談 - 不 等等 你能先跟我談談嗎? - Let me talk to him. - No. Wait. Can you talk to me for one second first?
好嗎? 過來 Please? Come.
我和波西要去邁阿密看我父親 Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father.
你能不能跟我們一起去? So why don't you come with us?
- 什麼? - 對 跟我們一起去 - What? - Yeah, come with us.
你想讓我去... 我... 我不能跟你們去邁阿密 You want me to go... I... I can't come with you to Miami.
我不... 我不... 我有一堆... I don't... I don't... I got all...
我沒有... 我一分錢也沒有 I don't... I don't have any money.
我得等著找另一份工作 等網上 推特上這些這所有亂七八糟的事都過去 I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over
亂七八糟的事都過去 with the internet, Twitter, all that shit.
對 但是你知道 我可以先借你一些錢... Yeah, but you know, I could lend you some money before you...
我不想要你的錢 我不能接受你的施捨 I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you.
你知道因為不能跟你去新奧爾良 You know that he's really upset
他真的很難過 對嗎? because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?
他很傷心 他想你 He's hurt. He misses you.
好吧 你想讓我怎麼做? Okay. What do you want me to do?
你知道保姆上不了飛機 You know that the nannies can't get on the plane.
那你為什麼不跟我們一起去 So why don't you come with us
然後我工作的時候 你就能照顧他? and you take care of him while I work?
所以你想讓我跟著你們去照顧波西? So you need me to come with you to watch Percy?
- 對的 - 所以我就是個保姆? - Yeah. - So I'm the nanny?
是的 去邁阿密做他的保姆 Yes, his nanny, in Miami.
這說不定會很不錯 對你來說那是充滿回憶的地方 It might be good. That's where it all happened for you.
那是波西出生的地方 That's where Percy was born.
那是你獲得第一份廚師長工作的地方 That's where you got your first job as a chef.
說不定這能幫你理清思緒 Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out.
你覺得波西想要我去嗎? You think Percy would be Okay with that?
波西一定很想的 Percy would love it.
恩? Hm?
你怎麼說? What do you say?
我得先趕去開個小會 I have to run out for a quick meeting,
所以當你上樓後 確保一切都整理好了 so make sure when you go upstairs that everything is pressed,
給他點些吃的 確保他睡午覺 洗澡... order him some food, make sure he takes a nap, a bath...
- 等等 等等 午覺? - 讓他為今晚做好準備 - Wait, wait, wait, a nap? - Get him ready for tonight.
- 我都10歲了 - 今晚會很漫長 - I'm 10. - It's gonna be a long night.
我們要去看外公演出 We're gonna see Abuelito play.
- 哪兒? 在"今日如昨"酒吧? - 沒錯 - Where? At... At Hoy Como Ayer? - Mm-hm.
- 他會不會年齡有點小? - 年齡太小? - Isn't he a little young for that? - Young for what?
他不可能一直表演下去 He's not gonna perform forever.
他想他的外孫能至少去看他表演一次 He wants his grandson to see him play at least once.
好吧 那最好看好他 Alright, well, better keep an eye on him.
- 那地方有時候還混亂的 - 我看好他? - That place could get pretty crazy. - Me keep an eye?
你也得去的 That's why you're going too.
- 我們在哪兒? - 這是小哈瓦那地區 - Where are we? - This is Little Havana.
- 就像在"俠盜獵車手"裏一樣? - 不 這是我長大的地方 - Like in Grand Theft Auto? - No, this is where I grew up.
- 真的? - 是的 - You did? - Yes.
這也是外公生活和工作的地方 And this is where Abuelito lives and works.
外公還在工作? 他做什麼的? Grandpa still works? What does he do?
我看不見了 I can't see.
- 不 爸爸 - 他說什麼? - Eh, no, Papa. - What did he say?
不 他問我們復合了嗎? No, he's asking if we're back together.
不 不 我們只是朋友 我幫忙照看孩子 No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby.
等等 他在... 我不明白 Wait, what's he... I don't understand.
他說你比上次見面的時候 He said that you look like you've gained a couple of pounds 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
看上去胖了幾磅 since he saw you last.
也許是自從上次見面 我明白了 Maybe since last time, I understand,
但是 事實上 我最近減了... 減了15磅 but, actually, recently, I'm down... I'm down 15 pounds.
- 20? - 他說他瘦了20磅 - 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.
- 20 - 我知道... 我知道他說了什麼 但是我減了... - 20. - I know... I know what he said. But I'm down...
那是在兩個月裏 我減了... 在... 在兩個星期裏 我減了15磅 That is in two months. I'm down... In... In two weeks, I've lost 15.
我的衣服都不... 都不合身了 My suit doesn't even... doesn't even fit me anymore.
他說他的褲子可能會掉下來 He's saying his pants might fall.
20磅 20 20 pounds. 20.
他為什麼一定要說20? 我說15 他說20 Why does he have to say 20? I say 15, he says 20.
我能... 好吧 I could... Alright.
這真的很好吃 我們應該叫醒波西 讓他嘗一個 These are really good. We should wake up Percy so he can try one.
他說他知道 讓他睡吧 太晚了 He say he knows. Let him sleep. It's too late.
不 但是他從沒嘗過正宗的古巴三明治 我想讓他嘗嘗 No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.
他說你應該給他做一個 He says you should make him one.
我... 我想讓他在這兒嘗個正宗的 在小哈瓦那 I... I want him to have a real one from here, from Little Havana.
阿布羅... 一切還好嗎? Abuelo... Everything Okay?
這真的很好吃 This is really good, by the way.
你做的要好太多 Yours are way better.
你覺得人們喜歡在家裏吃到這樣的食物嗎? You think people would like this kind of food back home?
- 你覺得他們會喜歡? - 對啊 這是真材實料 為什麼不喜歡? - You think they would like it? - Yeah, it's real food. Why not?
- 也許我會和馬文談談 - 好呀 - Maybe I'll talk to Marvin. - Mm-hm.
我想聽聽跟他的看法 Let me hear him out. You know.
看看他對流動餐車有什麼想法 See what he's got in mind for the food truck.
你覺得他在嗎? Think he's in town?
我不知道 但我可以明天我打個電話給他問問看 I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow... I'll call him.
你知道他在這兒 是不是就因為這個你才把我帶出來? You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out?
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
嘗嘗這個 酸奶太棒了 Try this. The yogurt's amazing.
我愛酸奶 I love yogurt.
你就是一爛人 You're full of shit.
你好 我是凱爾·卡斯帕 我來這兒見馬文 Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin.
- 鞋套? - 抱歉? - Booties? - Excuse me?
如果你不想脫鞋的話 In case you don't want to remove your shoes.
謝謝 Thank you.
請跟我來 Follow me, please.
- 卡斯帕來了 - 最近怎麼樣? - Casper's here. - How ya doing?
- 你來我真高興 看看你 - 都還好嗎? - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going?
過來這兒 凱蒂 過來 Come over here. Candy, come over here.
你真是太養眼 You're a sight for sore eyes.
你不想吃些什麼嗎? 我要看到你吃些東西 Wouldn't you want to eat something? I want to see you eat something.
好嗎? 我很擔心 吃些餅幹什麼的 Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something.
謝謝 Thanks.
你看你 Look at you.
她懷孕了 才發現的 She's pregnant. Just found out.
這... 剛才這個? The... This one?
她五秒鐘前剛把驗孕棒給我看的 Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
所以... 是你的嗎? Is it... So it's yours?
我不知道 她是這麼說的 I don't know. That's what she's saying.
- 你不... - 我知道 - You don't... - I know.
有個問題... 因為她是我最好的前台 I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had.
- 對 - 好消息是我08年就結紮了 - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08.
所以 顯然她還是一個大騙子 So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar.
- 好吧 那的確夠嗆 - 你要喝點什麼嗎? - Right. That's tough. - What do you want?
你要椰子汁嗎? You want a coconut water?
- 呃... - 你還好嗎? - Um... - You Okay?
我很好 我很好 I'm alright. I'm alright.
- 你要杯喝的嗎? - 我想... 不用了 - Do you want a drink? - I would... No.
我們一起做決定吧 從現在開始 Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here.
- 好的 那麼... - 我們先從簡單的開始 - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy.
我們有一大堆要討論的 這裏有四種布料樣品 對嗎? We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right?
我們先從簡單的開始 然後再討論那些不愉快的話題 Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff.
- 選啊 - 這... 這是給... - Pick it. - The... For the...
放這裏的? 我不知道 For here? I don't know.
是 我打算在這鋪個地毯 Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down,
因為人們總在這滑來滑去 好像這裏是他媽的溜冰場一樣 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here.
你總可以讓他們... 把鞋套脫了 然後... You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh...
做不到啊 Can't do that.
我不知道 我們選這個? We'll go with, I don't know, this one?
- 你喜歡這個? - 我覺得... - You like that one? - I think...
如果我必須... 但如果你不打算刷遍牆的話 我選這個... If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would...
這看起來跟什麼都很搭 This just seems like it goes with anything.
人不是在牆上走路的 凱爾 People aren't walking on the walls, Carl.
如果我想要的話 也可以留著 Or I could keep it if I want.
- 這... - 把孩子留下 - The... - Keep the kid.
- 對 - 儘管知道那不是我的 - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine.
- 是的 - 要知道 我曾經是個好人 - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
她在我的桌子上 我跟她來了一發 She stays on my desk and I fucking got something on her.
不過你來決定 你怎麼想? But you decide. What do you think?
我們是... 我們現在是在討論地毯 Are we... we're talking about the carpet now
還是在討論 呃... 這... or are we talking about the, um... the...
- 我們是在討論... - 我已經不知道了 - We're talking about... - I don't even know anymore.
我想 呃... I think, um...
我會選棕色的 I'd go with the brown.
至於那個 那是個私人... 那是... And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's...
- 我不知道 - 你不是個可憐蟲 好嗎? - I don't know. - You're not a turd, Okay?
我不想讓你覺得來這裏感覺自己很卑微 I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand.
你在網上那視頻太瘋狂了 棒極了 You went fucking crazy on the Internet. That was awesome.
你失去了尊重 這點我喜歡 因為這是激情 You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion.
你知道自己失去了一切 You know, you lost everything.
你知道自己不是一個失敗者 但是你失敗了 對嗎? You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, Okay?
你不是一個失敗的可憐蟲 You're not a turd, a turd that lost.
我不認為 我覺得自己像個可憐蟲 I don't know that I feel like a turd.
- 很好 - 我覺得我像是過了很糟糕的一周 - Good. - I feel like I had a bad week.
我丟了工作 我讓自己在網上出盡洋相 I feel like I lost my job. I made an ass of myself on the internet.
我離婚了 我老了 我分文沒有 I'm divorced. I'm old. I got no money.
我住在威尼斯區的一個破公寓裏 I live in a shitty apartment in Venice.
但是你知道什麼會讓我覺得像個可憐蟲嗎? But you know what makes me feel like a turd?
就是我在我前妻的前夫的辦公室裏來尋求他媽的幫助 That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour
然後他卻一直在給我臉色看 and all he's doing is busting my balls.
我喜歡這謙遜的態度 這很好 I like this humility. It's good.
說實話 流動餐車是個很好的想法 你知道我什麼意思嗎? Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean?
我想我們還是講點簡單的 I think we take it back to something simple.
讓我想想我是不是還有什麼要說的 我都不是很清楚 Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know.
- 這沒問題 - 我會還給你的 - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back.
只要對你來說不是很奇怪... 我不想讓你覺得好像 As long as it's not weird for you... I don't want you to feel like
因為你和伊內茲在一起過還睡了 because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together
然後我也跟她在一起過 我們還有過這個... and I was with her and we had this...
我跟她在一起 然後你也跟她在一起 然後也許之後我跟她睡了 I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after.
我都不知道我們之間發生了什麼 I don't even know what happened with us.
我有次為了看快船隊的比賽來洛杉磯 I came out to LA for a Clippers game once
然後我想我們一起喝了幾杯酒 然後我們上了島 and I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands.
- 然後我想她... - 你們之間發生了什麼? - And I think she had... - What happened between you two?
我甚至不... 你知道嗎? 這不重要 重要的是這個 I don't even... You know what? It doesn't matter. Here's what happened.
我們在討論的是一輛88年的全白雪弗蘭流動餐車 We're talking about a white-on-white '88 Chevy Grumman food truck.
這是你夢想的嶄新油畫布 It's a blank canvas for your dreams.
我讓他們把它開過來 I'm gonna have 'em pull it around.
謝謝你 Thank you.
沒看到它之前 先別急著謝我 Don't thank me till you see it.
是啊 我現在在邁阿密 Yeah. I'm in Miami now.
你那些面試怎麼了? What happened to those interviews you had? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
都黃了 None of the prospects panned out.
- 真的? - 是啊 - For real? - Yeah.
真夠嗆 It sucks.
我想你要在那兒待上一段時間了 兄弟 I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro.
嘿 凱爾 聽著 我不知道你聽說了沒有 但是... Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but um...
我升職了 夥計 成了副廚師長 I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef.
- 副廚師長? - 對啊 - Sous-chef? - Yeah.
開玩笑! 那真是太讚了! No shit! That's excellent!
恭喜啊 夥計 那真是了不得 Congratulations, man. That's a big deal.
謝謝 夥計 你這麼說對我很重要 真的 Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you, seriously.
對的 但說我說得夠多了 那麼... 你打算怎麼做? Yeah, but enough about me. What... So, what are you gonna do?
你會笑出來的 You're gonna laugh.
- 我弄了輛流動餐車 - 真的假的! - I got a food truck. - Get the hell out!
說真的 你他媽的整了一輛小吃車? No shit. You got a fucking taco truck?
托尼! 托尼 凱爾他媽的整了一輛小吃車 Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck.
真的? For real?
- 老大! 賣玉米餅那種東西嗎? - 我才... - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just...
對的 我猜也是 你打算做些什麼? Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook?
古巴三明治 香蕉 米燒雞 You know, Cuban sandwiches, plátanos, arroz con pollo.
像我們以前家吃的那些簡單的東西 Simple shit like we used to do for family meal.
是啊 我還記得那些日子 兄弟 Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man.
- 他媽的他在整一輛小吃車? - 該死的 - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn.
- 我現在還真想吃點那些東西 - 他整一輛小吃車能幹什麼? - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck?
- 這很好 對嗎? 這會很棒的 - 是的 - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah.
掛電話咯 兄弟 我們幹活了! Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go!
知道了 知道了! 真抱歉 兄弟 Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
匈奴王阿提拉叫我了 我得掛了 兄弟 Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man.
好的 保重 兄弟 Alright. Be good, man.
- 這是那輛新車嗎? - 這就是 這就是那輛餐車 - Is this the new truck? - This is it. This is the truck.
- 啊! - 它的骨架不錯 - Ahh! - It's got good bones.
當然也需要好好收拾收拾 It's gonna need a lot of work, though.
什麼不需要呢? What doesn't?
想看看嗎 小傢伙? Wanna take a look around, champ?
- 一定要嗎? - 去! - Do I have to? - Go!
去看看你爸爸的新餐車 Go and look at your dad's new truck.
我能... 呃... 我能問你個問題嗎? Can I... uh... Can I ask you a question?
出什麼事了嗎? Is something wrong?
- 你和他睡過了嗎? - 和誰? - Did you sleep with him? - With who?
和馬文 你和他睡過了嗎? With Marvin. Did you sleep with Marvin?
我當然啦 他是我的前夫 But of course I did. He's my ex-husband.
我的意思是 自從我們離婚之後 你睡過... I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept...
你最後一次是和誰睡的 我還是他? Who... Who did you sleep with last, him or me?
我很抱歉 但我在和你離婚之後幹了什麼... I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did...
- 我覺得可能有關係 - 這不關你任何事 - I think it might be. - After I divorce you.
再說 你跟你那性感的女招待幹了些什麼 我可從沒問過 Second of all, I don't ask you what you do with your hot ittle waitress.
- 這可完全不一樣 - 對 真的 - That's completely different. - OK, really.
- 而且不公平 - 對 沒錯 - And that's not fair. - Yeah, yeah.
這是個你愛的而且跟你共同生活的人... This is somebody you loved and shared a life with...
為什麼我們一定要現在來討論這個? Why do we have to talk about this right now?
因為我跟這個傢伙開了一次商務會議 Because I took a business meeting with the guy.
- 現在不是時候 - 就是現在 我想知道原因 - This is not the moment. - It is. I wanna know why.
他笑得像是抓住我什麼把柄 He's smiling like he's got something on me.
- 我不知道是什麼 - 拜託 你瞭解他 - I dunno what it is. - Please, you know him.
- 我知道他是什麼人 - 你知道他是什麼人 有誰在意呢? - I do know how him. - You know how he is. So who cares?
- 我在意! - 你為什麼想知道? - I care! - Why do you need to know?
- 我只是想... - 好 - I just would like to... - OK.
這跟我沒關係 我只是想知道而已 It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know.
聽我說 我曾經非常傷心 非常寂寞 Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely.
- 而你比誰都清楚... - 好了 別說了 夠了 - And you, more than anyone, know... - OK. That's it. That's enough.
我喝了幾杯之後會怎麼樣 How I get after I have a couple of drinks.
- 我不想知道細節 - 我... - I don't want to know the details. - I get...
聽我說 我不是你的女朋友 Please. I'm not one of your girlfriends.
- 不要告訴我 別再說了 - 他是我的初戀 - Don't tell me. Stop talking. - He was my first.
- 好了 孩子在這裏 - 事情就順其自然地發生了 - OK, the kid's here. - It came out like a natural, organic thing.
- 我不想知道這個 - 我們沒有... - I don't want to know about this. - We didn't...
我們沒有一起睡 We didn't go through with it.
我們坐下來 然後意識到我們只是朋友 Sat there and we realised we're just good friends.
好像有東西死在那裏了 I think there's something dead in there.
好 去看看 也許是隻老鼠 Uhh. OK, go and look for it. Maybe it's a rat.
- 我們去看老鼠 - 我得去工作了 我會回來的 - Let's go look for the rat. - I have to work, and I'll be back.
- 不 等等 等等 - 你要走? 不 不行 - No, wait, wait, wait. - You're going? No, no, no.
你不能走 You can't leave.
你說過你會幫我的 好嗎? You said you were going to help me, OK?
跟著你爸爸幹活 很有趣的 Go work with your dad. It's fun.
我晚點會回來 拜 I'll be back later. 'Bye.
好啦 拿上那個桶 裝滿它 Alright. Take that bucket, fill it.
- 看見水管了嗎? - 嗯 - See the hose? - Mm-hm.
垃圾 垃圾 垃圾 Trash, trash, trash.
留著 留著 Save that, save that.
留著金屬的那個 Save the metal ones.
啊! Ugh!
翻過來 Tip it over.
好啦 小子 Alright, buddy.
我有禮物給你 I got some presents for you.
看這個 Watch this.
鋼絲球刷 明白吧? Steel wool, right?
- 嗯 - 刷子用力擦 明白吧? - Mm-hm. - Scrub brush. Right?
我要你把整輛車這麼洗一遍 I want you to do that on the whole truck.
嘿 小子 你不用洗那個 我們要扔了它 Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that. We're throwing it out.
好嗎? 洗點別的 Alright? Clean something else.
好了 看起來不錯 現在去洗櫥櫃 Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now.
- 什麼? - 櫥... - The what? - The low...
冰箱裏面 就這個 洗乾淨 The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out.
哦! 就是它 Ohh! That's it.
臭味就是這裏來的 那是什麼? That's where the smell's coming from. What is that?
我不知道 管它是什麼 處理乾淨 I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out.
- 哦... - 你這是在幹什麼? - Ohh... - What the hell are you doing?
- 你跟我說處理乾淨的 - 別扔到垃圾桶裏 - You told me to clean it out. - Not throw it in the garbage.
那個鐵盤子還很好 洗乾淨它 That's a perfectly good hotel pan. Scrub it out.
不 太噁心了! 我不要洗那個 No, that's gross! I'm not cleaning that out.
- 把它從垃圾桶撿起來 - 開玩笑嗎? - Pick it out of the garbage. - Are you kidding?
- 太噁心了 - 你不能把它扔垃圾桶裏 - It's disgusting. - You don't throw it in the garbage.
就像我們留下的其它東西一樣 洗乾淨就好了 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 Like we saved the rest of the stuff. Let's just clean it out.
不 No.
- 把它從垃圾堆裏撿起來 - 不 - Pick it out of the trash. - No.
把它從垃圾桶裏撿起來 Pick it out of the trash can.
你想在廚房裏幹活 You wanted to work in a kitchen.
這就是在廚房裏干的活 好嗎? This is what working in a kitchen is, OK?
- 我們不能把廢品扔了 - 沒錯 我想到廚房來 然後做菜 - We don't throw shit out. - Yeah, I wanted to come and cook.
- 不是洗這個! - 把它從垃圾桶裏撿起來! - Not clean it! - Pick it out of the garbage!
不! 我洗了你的整輛破車! No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck!
你為什麼這樣對我! Why are you so mean to me!
嘿 我沒能聯繫上你媽媽 Hey, I can't get a hold of your mom.
但是你... 車看起來很棒 But you... The truck looks great.
你做得很棒 對不起 我態度不好 You did a great job. I'm sorry I was mean.
是我不對 That wasn't right of me.
我打算挑些車上用的廚具 I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck.
在媽媽打電話回來前 你想跟著我 幫我挑個爐子嗎? You wanna come with me and help me pick out a stove till Mom calls back?
好 Fine.
好啦 我們出發 Alright. Let's go.
你知道這是什麼嗎? You know what this is?
- 炸薯條? - 沒錯 油炸鍋 - French fries? - That's right, a fryer.
這個就是我們要的 好了 走吧 This is the one we need right here. Come on, let's go.
下面是雙對流烤箱 這是真正的主力 Double convection oven underneath. It's a real workhorse.
六十英尺 我想他們可以放進車裏 你覺得呢? 60 inches. I think we could fit them on the truck. What do you think?
- 就它吧 - 就這個了 好的 搞定 - Let's get it. - Let's get this one. Good. Done.
這個... 呃 我們要的在這裏 This is the... Ah, here's what we need.
這是我要找的 就在那兒 This is the thing I was looking for. Right there.
- 喬治·福爾曼烤箱? - 這不是喬治·福爾曼烤箱 - A George Foreman grill? - That's not a George Foreman grill. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
喬治·福爾曼烤箱: 一種電加熱烤箱 由拳擊冠軍喬治·福爾曼的推廣而聞名世界
這個叫鐵板烤箱 我用它來做古巴三明治 It's called a plancha. We make Cuban sandwiches on that.
這是我們全部生活的關鍵 我們需要兩個 This is the key to our entire livelihood. We need two of these.
看起來不錯 你知道嗎? Looks good. You know what?
我們還要一個六英尺長 塑料手柄的廚師刀 Let's also get the 6-inch chef's knife with the plastic handle.
- 那你需要刀架 - 對 再要一個刀套 - Then you need also the holder. - Yeah, let's get a cover as well.
好 你看這個 波西? OK, you see this, Percy?
這是廚師的刀子 That's a chef's knife.
真正的廚師刀 A real chef's knife.
這不是玩具 明白嗎? It's not a toy. You understand?
這東西很鋒利 要是你不小心 它會把你送進醫院 This thing's sharp. It can send you to the hospital if you're not careful.
我會教你怎麼用它 I'll teach you how to use this thing.
但廚師刀是屬於廚師的 而不是廚房 But a chef's knife, it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen.
所以你有責任讓它保持鋒利 乾淨 別弄丟了 So it's your responsibility to keep it sharp, clean, not to lose it.
- 你能做到嗎? - 可以 - Can you handle that? - Yes.
這是把好刀 This is a good knife.
如果你小心保養它 它可以用很長時間 It'll last you a long time if you take care of it.
別弄丟了 Don't lose it.
不會的 謝謝 I won't. Thank you.
它是你的了 You earned it.
我們怎麼把它搬上車? How are we gonna get it in the truck?
馬文說我們可以請他手下的人來幫我們 Well, Marvin said we could use some of his guys to help out.
嘿 夥計! 你們好? Hey, guys! Hello?
我是凱爾 這是我的車 I'm Carl. This is my truck.
我需要人手幫忙把這個廚具搬上車 I need some help moving this equipment in.
馬文說你們也許能幫我 Marvin said that you guys might help me.
知道了 介意我借這個用嗎? I got it. Mind if I borrow this?
升到最高 Get to the top floor.
也許能再高點? Maybe a little higher?
難的是把它搬上車 The hard part was getting it over to the truck,
現在我們必須得翻過來 and now we just have to tip.
要是有人到後擋板那裏就好了 If I can get one end up on the tailgate.
好 OK.
嘿 嘿 別這麼搬 你會打破東西的 夥計 Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man.
- 嘿! - 馬汀! - Hey! - Martin!
嘿 搗蛋鬼 怎麼樣? 過得好嗎? Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh?
- 你來這裏做什麼? - 我告訴過你 夥計 我說過的 - What the hell you doing here? - I warned you, man. I warned you.
要是你有新的工作 我會拋下一切來給你打下手 記得嗎? If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I?
這只是輛餐車 而你現在是副廚師長 This is a food truck. You're a sous-chef now.
怎麼? 餐車不需要副廚師長? So? Food trucks don't need a sous-chef?
行 好吧 你被僱用了 但沒有工資 OK, fine. You're hired. Pays nothing.
- 我接受 - 好極了! - I'll take it. - Nice!
- 你嚇不倒我的 朋友 - 非常感謝 - You're not gonna scare me, buddy. - Thank you so much.
你肯定在一掛電話就跑去飛機場了 You must've jumped on a plane as soon as we got off the phone.
哥們 當我聽到你的聲音 我想的是"這就是我想要的" Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do."
- 很高興你來了 - 我也是 哥們 - I'm so happy you're here. - Me too, man.
- 我們要把這個搬上車 - 是嗎? - We're trying to get this in the truck. - Yeah?
我需要一些杠桿和支點之類的東西 I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum.
用力 各位 大家一起來 用力 Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on.
他媽的... 不 這樣不行 Holy sh... No, we can't do this.
不行 會弄傷我們的 不 不 不行 No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't.
停 停 住手 我來 我有辦法 Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it.
凱爾 別急 Carl, easy.
- 會說西班牙語真好 - 那當然 - It's good to know Spanish. - You gotta, man.
謝謝 謝謝各位 Thank you. Thank you, guys.
- 啊! - 好 行了 - Ah! - OK, good.
- 不錯 - 接著是油炸鍋? - Nice. - Fryer next?
不 不 別管那個油炸鍋 No, no, forget the freaking fryer, man.
我會裝滿這個丙烷罐 I'm gonna fill up the propane tanks,
你去超市... 買西班牙啤酒 不要其它啤酒 you go to the market... get cerveza, not beer.
我不能去超市 我們要安裝油炸鍋 把蒸汽池扔掉 I can't go to the market. We gotta hook up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit.
不 在你回來之前 我會讓所有東西一塵不染 No, by the time you get back, I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up.
還得醃很多東西 I got lots of marinating to do.
我答應讓這些人吃上一生中最棒的三明治 I promised these people the best sandwich of their lives.
- 好 可以 那麼... - 給我點運氣 - OK. Good. So... - Get me the mojo.
好 那你需要什麼? 橙汁 洋蔥 大蒜 OK, so, what do you need? Oranges, onion, garlic.
沒錯 我們為什麼不加點果汁呢? That's right. Why don't we juice it up a little bit, huh?
- 青椒 - 辣椒 香菜 - Tomatillo. - Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro.
- 現在趕緊離開這裏 - 走吧 - Now get the hell outta here. - Let's go.
好了 聽著 關鍵在於你要找到原材料 OK, look, the key is, you gotta look for ingredients
然後這些原材料會讓你想到做什麼菜 and then that gives you ideas of what to cook.
比如說 這是絲蘭 對吧? Like, this is yucca, right?
拿一些這個 那些看起來不錯 看見沒? Get some of that. Those look great. See that?
然後... 哦 到這兒來 And... Oh, come here.
你知道這是什麼嗎? You know what this is?
呃 香蕉? Uh, bananas?
這個叫大蕉 香蕉的一種 That's called a plantain. Plátanos.
這些是熟的 摸起來軟的? These are maduros. Feel, soft?
- 嗯 - 這種是甜的 - Mm-hm. - That's the sweet kind.
但我們要綠色的這種 給你 拿著這個 But we want the green ones. Here. Hang onto this.
這是做炸香蕉片的原材料 This is what you make tostones with.
那是馬汀的最愛 That's Martin's favourite.
- 我來拿 我來拿 - 拿得動嗎? 太多嗎? - I got it. I got it. - You got it? Too much?
- 拿得動 - 好 - I got it. - OK.
- 小心狼蛛 過來 - 什麼? - Watch out for tarantulas. Come on. - What?
啊! 很好 Ahh! That's good.
看看 Oh, look at that.
都是我的傑作 寶貝 Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby.
- 真漂亮 - 邁阿密 我回來了! - That's beautiful. - Miami, I am back. Pow!
你本可以直接在商店買這個 我覺得那裏有得賣 You could have just bought this at the store. I think they sold it there.
- 你確定這是你兒子嗎? - 不清楚 - You sure that's your son, man? - I don't know.
你最好做個親子鑒定 You'd better get a paternity test.
- 哦 看起來難以相... - 我能嘗點嗎? - Oh, that looks incred... - Can I have some?
馬汀 Oh, Martin.
- 拜託 給我一點 - 這不是商店買的 - Please, just gimme some. - It's not from the store.
- 你可能不喜歡 - 這個肥而不膩 你知道嗎? - You might not like it. - It's fatty but not heavy, you know?
- 你不想吃這個 - 我想吃 - You don't want any of this. - Yes, I do.
- 你很可能是素食主義者 你不能吃 - 我不是素食者 - You're probably vegan. You can't eat it. - I'm not vegan.
- 這不是商店買的 - 天啊 - It's not from the store. - Oh, my God.
- 馬汀 拜託 我能嘗嘗嗎? - 稍等 - Martin, come on. Can I have some? - Hold on a second.
- 我能給他一點嗎 馬汀? - 哥們 他不... - Can I give him a piece, Martin? - Nah, man, he's not...
- 好吧 讓我想想 - 就一點點 嘗嘗看 - Alright. Let me think about it. - Just a little piece. Let's see.
- 很好吃 - 很好吃? - Pretty good. - Pretty good?
- 很好吃? 別騙我! - 比商店的好吃? - Pretty good? Come on! - Better than the store?
再來一點 最後一點 One more. Just one more.
你這輩子嘗過的最好吃的東西 說出來 小子 The best shit you ever had in your life. Come on, man.
哦 再給我一點 要是你打算給他一點 也給我一點 Oh, give me another one. If you're gonna give him some, give me some.
- 別小氣 - 我還要 - Don't be cheap. - I want more.
你忘了? 我們做些三明治 You know what? Let's make some sandwiches.
- 沒錯 老大 我們開始吧 - 好了 準備好了? - Yes, sir. Let's get to it. - Alright. Ready to go?
嘿 小子 烤箱燙了嗎? Hey, little man, is the plancha red-hot?
- 哈? - 我? - Huh? - Me?
不 我在跟烤箱說話 沒錯 是你 No, I'm talking to the grill. Yeah, you.
- 我去碰它嗎? - 你覺得呢? - Do I touch it? - Well, what do you think?
- 不行 - 沒錯 不行 天才 - No. - That's right. No, genius.
嘿 聽著 過來 聽我說 Hey, look. Come over here, look.
- 看見這個水了嗎? - 嗯 - See this water? - Mm-hm.
- 砰 燙了嗎? - 燙了 - Bang. Is it hot? - Yes.
- 告訴他燙了 - 燙了 - Tell him it's hot. - It's hot.
- 好 - 跟你爸爸的內褲一樣燙嗎? - OK. - Is it hot as your daddy's underwear?
很好 現在看著 過來這裏 Good. Now, watch. Come over here.
開始啦 很好 完美 Here we go, papi. Perfect. Perfecto.
現在看著我 看我在做什麼 Now, watch me. Watch what I'm doing.
兩片火腿 三片豬肉 Two slices of ham, three of pork.
- 現在過來這裏 - 大師出場 - Now come over here. - Now the maestro.
兩片芝士... 一 二 Two slices of cheese... one, two.
- 兩片泡菜 - 我能加泡菜嗎? - Two pickles. - Can I do pickles?
大泡菜 很好 一 二 Big pickles. Nice. One, two.
現在看這個 加上... 芥末醬 從頭到尾 Now, watch this. Take this... mustard, from end to end.
好 OK.
從一邊到另一邊 現在從前到後 You go side to side, not forward and back.
現在 這是最重要的一步 Now, this is the most important part.
- 這是古巴三明治的標誌 - 好了 - This is what makes it a Cubano. - OK.
- 抹上黃油 看見沒? - 嗯 - Take the butter. See that? - Yeah.
在上面 加一點點 On top. Take a little bit.
在烤箱上抹上黃油 Butter the grill.
放進去 就像這樣 In. Just like that.
現在看著 Now, watch.
我要你看著麵包變成金色 I want you to watch for the bread to get golden.
我要你看著芝士融化 I want you to watch for the cheese to melt.
等芝士融化了 麵包成金色又沒有焦的時候 When that cheese is melted and that bread's golden, but not burnt,
你叫我 你告訴我完成了 我們再來檢查 好嗎? you call me, you tell me it's done and we'll check, OK?
- 好 - 盯著它 - OK. - Keep an eye on it.
我要你看看每個器具 每個人都在做什麼 I want you to watch everything everybody's doing,
因為等我們忙不過來的時候 你必須隨時來打下手 because when we're hopping, you're gonna have to jump in on the line
幫助我們 and help out.
- 我覺得好了 - 你覺得好了? - I think it's done. - You think it's done?
- 看看 - 看見金色的程度沒? - Oh, look at that. - See how golden that is?
- 你每次都要做成這樣 - 幹得好 - That's how you want it every time. - Nice job.
等你加入進來的時候 你要像機器人一樣 You gotta be like a robot when you're on a line.
你很棒 孩子 你很棒 You're the shit, baby. You're the shit.
好嗎? OK?
嗯! 三等分 Mmm! Three equal pieces.
- 看看我們做的 - 好了 開吃吧 - Let's see what we got. - Alright, here we go.
- 哦 好燙 - 啊 我嘗嘗 - Oh, hot. - Ah. Let me see.
看看這芝士 Look at that cheese.
- 天啊 大哥 - 太棒了 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 - Oh, my God, man. - This is the shit.
- 就是這味道 - 哦! - This is it. - Oh!
- 就是這味道 - 就是這味道 - This is it. - This is it.
- 難以置信 - 這就叫"真地道" - It's incredible. - This is empingao.
- 真地道! - 真地道 哥們 - Oh, empingao! - Empingao, man.
- 好吃嗎? - 太棒了 - So, is it good? - It's amazing. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
我想我們可以開張了 Then I guess we're open.
等等 等等 開張? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're open?
我還沒吃完我的三明治 I didn't get to finish my sandwich.
- 你們來了 - 我做什麼? - Here you go. - What do I do?
切麵包 Cut the bread.
那裏有啤酒 There's cerveza down there.
小子 給我榛子 再給點火腿 Little man, get me hazelnuts, get me some more ham.
好 OK.
好的 我這裏完成四個 Alright, I got four right here.
嘿 老大 這音樂太難聽了 Hey, jefe, this sound system sounds like ass.
我親戚認識一個能提供我們需要所有音樂的人 But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities.
我的信用卡都刷爆了 而且我們還沒有收食物的錢 My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet.
- 所以音樂的事以後再說 - 但你看起來很高興 對嗎? - So we'll wait on the sound system. - But you look happy, baby, don't you?
- 很高興 很高興 - 沒錯 那才是最重要的 - So happy. So happy. - Yeah, that's what's champing it.
啊! Uh-huh!
- 我完成一個 - 哇哦 哇哦 - I got one. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 這個焦了 - 怎麼辦? - That's burnt. - So?
他們不會買的 They're not paying for it.
跟我來 下車 Come with me. Get off the truck.
- 你能搞定嗎? - 可以 交給我 你們下去吧 - You got this? - Yeah, I got it. You get down.
稍等一下 Slow down for a second.
- 你覺得無聊嗎? - 不會 我喜歡 - Is this boring to you? - No, I like it.
對 我愛這個 Yeah, well, I love it.
我這輩子所有美好的事情都來源於此 Everything good that's happened to me in my life came because of that.
我這輩子也許不能把什麼事都做好 對嗎? I might not do everything great in my life, OK?
我不是完美的 我不是最好的丈夫 I'm not perfect. I'm not the best husband.
很抱歉 我也不是最好的父親 And I'm sorry if I wasn't the best father.
但這個我擅長 But I'm good at this.
我想要跟你分享這個 And I wanna share this with you.
我想教會你我所學到的東西 I wanna teach you what I learned.
我用我所做的東西來進入人們的生活 I get to touch people's lives with what I do.
它讓我堅持下去 我愛它 And it keeps me going, and I love it.
我覺得你如果嘗試一次 也會愛上它 And I think if you give it a shot, you might love it too.
是的 廚師長 Yes, Chef.
現在 我們應該賣那個三明治嗎? Now, should we have served that sandwich?
不應該 廚師長 No, Chef.
這才是我的兒子 回去吧 還有很多餓著的人呢 That's my son. Get back in there. We got some hungry people.
他準備好下廚了! He's ready to cook!
- 我們做得很好 - 我們做得很好 - We did good, man. - We did good.
- 我們找對路了 - 我們就走傳統菜單路線 - We got something here. - I say we stick with the traditional menu.
- 不要花裏胡哨的 - 再加上絲蘭薯條 - We don't get too fancy. - We'll get some yucca fries.
- 反正我們有炸鍋 - 太經典了 再來瓶啤酒 老大? - We got the fryer. - That's classic. Another beer, boss?
- 不用了 - 好吧 - No, I'm good. - Alright.
給你 小傢伙 Here you go, little man.
你確定? You sure?
這是啤酒嗎? Is this beer?
當然不是了 我才不會給你啤酒 No, of course not. I would never hand you beer.
- 這是啤酒的雙胞胎 - 我才十歲 不能喝啤酒 - That's cerveza. - I'm 10. I can't have beer.
你不是十歲 你是廚房員工 廚房員工不論年齡 You're not 10. You're kitchen staff. Kitchen staff doesn't have an age.
爸爸? Dad?
你可以嘗一小口 You can have a sip.
怎麼樣? Huh?
- 像尿對吧? - 比尿還難喝 - Like piss, right? - Worse.
你朋友給你啤酒的時候要記得這種感覺 You remember that when your friends offer you a beer.
- 我想我們去南海灘... - 嗯 - I figure we go to South Beach... - Mm-hm.
把餐車裝飾一下 菜單整理出來 stake out the truck a little bit, get the menu straight.
然後我們非常確定自己找到靈感後 Then after we're really confident we got something good,
我們就開回洛杉磯 then we drive back to LA.
路上再多停留幾個城市? And hit a few extra cities on the way?
當然 Why not?
- 我能去嗎? - 你能去嗎? - Can I come? - Can you come?
- 去哪? - 旅行 - Come where? - On the trip.
這不是旅行 我們只是把餐車開回去 This isn't a trip. We're just driving the truck back.
你要和媽媽帶著離婚的錢做頭等艙飛回去 You're flying first class with Mommy with all the divorce money.
但你沿途還會去其他城市 Yeah, but you're stopping in cities.
- 嗯 但你得上學 - 我在放假 - Yeah, but you got school. - I'm on break.
我不知道 I don't know.
馬汀 我喜歡你的護身符 Martin, I like your mojo.
- 嘿 別給我下套 - 哦 你打馬汀主意? - Hey, don't work me. - Oh, you hitting Martin?
- 你在鼓動馬汀? - 剛才那一招 - You're working Martin? - Working me like that.
- 太老辣了 - 但他知道我的軟肋 - He's ice-cold. - He knows my soft spot, though.
他喜歡你的護身符 He likes your mojo.
- 他說動我了 哥們 - 我們跟你媽媽談談 - He got me, man. - We'll talk to your mom.
- 看她怎麼說 - 我已經問了 - We'll see what she says. - I already did.
- 她不反對 - 快看 - She's cool with it. - Look at that.
他... 他才十歲 就有手機了 He's not... He's 10, he's got a phone.
不錯 不錯啊小傢伙 搞定了 Good for you. Good for you, man. Get things done.
幹嘛不呢? 帶著他吧 Why not? Why not? Bring him along.
所以我可以去了? So I'm going?
對 Yeah.
- 你可以跟著 - 我得去廁所 - Yeah, you can come. - I gotta go to the bathroom.
去挖溝機那裏 Go by the backhoe.
你讓我去那裏拉屎? You want me to take a poop over there?
嘿 凱爾 凱爾 這樣吧 Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out.
我把你們送到旅館 I'll drop you guys off at the hotel,
早上的時候 你把其餘的食材買好 and in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients,
給車上備貨 我給卡車噴層漆 stock up on stuff, and I'll put a coat of paint on this.
別管噴漆的事了 我們回來後一起弄 Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back.
- 這樣也挺好的 - 不用 包我身上 - It looks fine like this. - No, man. This is on me.
我表弟認識人 我來牽線 行嗎? My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright?
好 OK.
誰餓了? 哈? Who's hungry? Huh?
如果你改主意了 給我電話 我馬上飛去接你 If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere.
來吧 開賣三明治了 寶貝! Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby!
- 好吧 給我電話 - 來吧 夥計 - OK, call me. - Come on, buddy.
小心點 Cuidado.
- 給我電話 - 好的 - Call me. - I will.
@凱爾·卡斯帕廚師長回來了! 快看@南海灘的@古巴流動餐車
好了 夥計 你得給我招呼人了 Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd.
- 好的 廚師長 沒問題 - 好 - Yes, Chef. You know it. - Alright.
瞧一瞧看一看 Step right up.
全南海灘最棒的古巴美食 Best Cuban food in all of South Beach.
快啊 別害怕 看過來! Come on, don't be afraid. Step up!
如果你還要更正宗的 就得往那邊游九十里咯 If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way.
你想要的我們都有 If you can pronounce it, we can make it.
西班牙雞肉飯 送免費木薯 Arroz con pollo, yuca frita.
好的 四份古巴三明治馬上好 OK, four Media Noches coming up.
古巴三明治 Cubano.
- 有嗎? - 這邊有四個好了 - You got it? - I got four ready over here.
- 絲蘭薯條 是你的嗎? - 對 - Yucca fries, plantas was you? - Yeah.
給你 謝謝 謝謝耐心等待 Here we go. Thank you. Thanks for your patience.
- 誰還要? - 來四份古巴三明治 - Who needs a little bit more? - We got four Cubano all day.
- 四份古巴三明治 - 嘿 這個還沒好 - Four Cubano all day. - Hey, this one's not ready, OK?
- 我給另一個塗奶油 - 好的 好的 - I'm buttering that one. - I got it. I got it.
- 我去! - 絲蘭! - Crap! - Yucca!
- 給你一份薯條 - 我燙到手了 - One frites for you. - I burned my finger.
- 沒事吧? - 嗯 - You OK? - Mm-hm.
- 你想繼續還是停下? - 我想繼續 - You wanna keep going or stop? - I wanna keep going. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
- 好的 繼續 繼續 - 加油 小夥計 - OK, keep going, keep going. - Go, little man.
幫他弄一下香蕉番茄醬和絲蘭薯條 Help him with that banana ketchup and yucca fries.
配上辣椒醬 智利醋 Go with the chile, the chile vinegar.
- 做得好 - 等一下 - Good job. - Hold on one second.
- 來了 - 夠嗎? - It's coming. - Is that enough?
好極了 給你 That's perfect. Here you go.
- 絲蘭薯條呢? - 好極了 - How's the yucca frita? - It's perfect.
閃開 閃開 Step aside, step aside.
謝謝 Thank you.
這裏誰管事? Who's in charge here?
呃 是我 怎麼了 先生? Um, uh, me. What do you need, sir?
- 我得跟你單獨談談 - 好的 - I need to talk to you on the side. - OK.
- 請出來一下 現在 - 好的 沒事 沒事 - On the side, please. Right away. - I got you. I got it, I got it.
好了 好了 放鬆 別吵 別吵 Alright, alright. Relax, relax. Keep it down. Keep it down.
等下 大伙 拜託 等下 等下 Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on.
等一下 Hang on, hang on.
- 給我看看許可證 - 許可證 好的 我們有 - Need to see a permit. - Permit, yeah, we got it.
應該沒事吧 Should be good.
嗯 許可證沒問題 只是現在不能在這兒賣 Yeah, permit's good. You're just not good to sell here right now.
好的 謝謝 所以 過去半英里可以嗎? OK, alright. Thank you. So just, what, a half-mile down the road?
可以 只要不在南海灘上就沒事 Yeah. As long as you're not right on South Beach, you're OK.
- 沒問題 給你添麻煩了 - 嘿... - No problem. Sorry about that. - Hey...
你不是那個熔岩蛋糕男嗎? Aren't you the lava cake guy?
- 呃 對 網上那個 - 是的 - Uh, yeah, from the Internet. - Yeah.
對 Yeah.
我和我孩子在電視上看到你了 你太搞笑了 My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious.
謝謝 好極了 Thanks. OK, great.
- 笑死了 - 好吧 - That was hilarious. - OK.
嘿 我能給你合影給我孩子看嗎? Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid?
- 為我孩子 - 當然 - For my kid. - Sure.
- 好 - 嘿 你知道怎麼用嗎? - Yeah. - Hey, you know how to work this?
- 馬汀 幫我一下 - 這是什麼 平板電視嗎? - Hey, Martin, help me out. - What is that, a flat-screen TV?
等下 讓我給你解鎖 Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick.
等下啊 我們得往前面挪挪 Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road.
用別人的東西不習慣啊 It's hard to use other people's technology.
- 確實 - 摟著你? 這樣行嗎? - Big one. - Arm around you? Is that good?
- 當然 - 好了 我該怎麼... 該按哪啊? - Yeah. Yeah. - Alright, how do I... What do I press?
就點那個... 先點屏幕 等下 Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on.
- 好了 - 讓我確保你沒有在錄像 - OK. - Let me make sure it's not on video.
是在錄像... 對 可以了 然後點相機 好的 It's on... Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah.
好了 站近點 Alright. Get together.
你得點屏幕中心 You have to tap the centre of the screen,
然後看到一個小方框 方框一定要在腦袋上 and when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head.
- 好的 - 方框裏拍到的才是重點 - OK. - Whatever you're shooting's in the box.
- 還能不能好好照相了? - 知道了 - Just take the fucking picture, OK? - I got it.
- 好了 - 謝謝 趕緊照... - There we go. - Thanks. Let's take the...
哦 你手指擋住鏡頭了 Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera.
- 抱歉 抱歉! - 好了 很好 - Sorry, sorry! - Good. Great.
- 拍好了 - 謝謝 - I got it. - OK. Thank you.
- 好了 謝謝你 - 謝謝 警官 - Alright. Thank you. - Thank you, Officer.
嘿 我能在廚房照一張嗎? Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen?
- 在車上嗎? - 是的 那就太棒了 - On the truck? - That'd be great, yeah.
- 好了 - 好的 - Got it. - And good. OK.
我能再來張指著三明治什麼的嗎? Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something?
- 好了 - 好了? 好 - 好吧 - Got it. - Good? OK. - Alright.
能再來張... "小姐與流浪漢"造型的... Can we do one more where... with 'Lady and the Tramp'...
就是你咬著三明治一邊 我咬著另一邊? you know, you're biting one end, I'm biting the other?
- 來嘛 你可以的 - 好吧 - Come on, you can do this. - OK.
抓穩了嗎? 好了嗎? 換 You got it? You got it? Go.
我好像錯過出口了 I think I missed the exit.
謝謝你 邁阿密! 詳情關注我們的短視頻!
哦! Oww!
你在幹嘛? 給媽媽發照片嗎? What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Mom?
- 我在發短片 - 短片? 什麼短片? - I'm posting a Vine. - A Vine? What's a Vine?
是個視頻網站 你看 It's a video. Look.
拜託! 別擋我臉 Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face.
- 真是的 - 天啊 - Seriously. - Christ.
- 只有六秒鐘 - 誰家視頻只有六秒啊? - It's only six seconds. - Who'd make a video six seconds?
- 六秒的視頻 - 你說現在的小孩都怎麼了? - A six-second video. - Can you believe this generation?
簡直無語啊 注意力缺乏 多動癥 Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD.
- 就是多動癥 - 那還不算什麼 - ADHD is right. - That's nothing.
我還拍了一些視頻... 每天一秒鐘 I've also been shooting these videos... one second every day.
一秒鐘視頻? 現在是真的開玩笑了吧 One-second videos? Now you're joking with me.
不是 你把它們剪輯在一起 No. You edit 'em all together.
每天一秒鐘 One second of every day.
然後接在一起觀看 很酷的 And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool.
好吧 虛擬世界說夠了 來點現實的怎麼樣? OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real?
誰想在迪斯尼世界停下? Who wants to stop at Disney World?
- 好啊 我想 - 迪斯尼世界? 這是真實世界? - Oh, yeah, I do. - Disney World? That's real?
我們到新奧爾良才停吧 We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans.
- 嘿! 嘿 不愧是你兒子 - 我的乖兒子 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 - Hey! Hey, that is your son. - That's my boy.
一個願意去新奧爾良不去迪斯尼的小孩 A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World.
我算見識到了 Now I've seen everything.
我等不及要嘗第一口貝奈特餅了 I can't wait to try my first beignet.
別人說到"新奧爾良"都說搖滾和伏都教 Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo.
而他想... Yeah, he thinks...
- 你家小孩想到甜甜圈 - 甜甜圈 可不是嘛 - Your kid thinks doughnuts. - Doughnuts. Yeah, I know.
我喜歡 好的 新奧爾良進發 I like that. Alright, New Orleans.
你在幹嘛? What are you doing?
天啊 給我的小狼人們們放點玉米粉 夥計 Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch on my werewolves, man.
下面太潮了 It's too humid down here.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad. Dad.
- 醒醒 - 怎麼了? - Wake up. - What?
馬汀把玉米粉放到他蛋蛋上了 Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls.
你把玉米淀粉放到蛋蛋上? You putting cornstarch on your balls?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我能來點嗎? Let me get some?
要來點嗎? Want some?
給你 Here.
就像嬰兒爽身粉 It's like baby powder.
放到蛋蛋上 Put it on your nuts.
- 感覺不錯 對吧? - 不錯 - It's nice, right? - Nice.
更棒的還在早上 What's good is in the morning,
你可以給蛋蛋蘸點油炸著吃 you could dip your nuts in oil and make hushpuppies.
好了 這邊 這邊 Alright, come on. Come on.
停 Out.
倒車 Alright, backing up.
慢點 慢點 Come on, come on.
好 小心 OK, watch out, baby-cakes.
好的 OK.
嗚! Whoo!
開得不錯啊 Nice driving skills, huh?
- 我越來越上手了 - 可不是呢 - I'm getting the hang of this thing. - I'm telling ya.
- 好了 我帶我兒子出去轉轉 - 行 - Alright, I'm taking my kid for a walk. - Yeah.
太棒了 我現在是副廚師長了 Oh, nice. I get promoted to sous-chef.
- 但累活還是我干? - 對 謝謝 - But I gotta do all the hard work? - Yeah. Thanks.
- 謝謝 - 我們在哪呢 波本街? - Thank you. - Where are we, Bourbon Street?
不是 這是法國人街 遊客才去波本 Nah, this is Frenchman Street. Bourbon's for tourists.
我們在馬裏尼 跟我來 We're in the Marigny. Come with me.
- 去哪? - 來就是了 - Where we going? - Just come.
走吧 去法國區 Come on. French Quarter.
我們要去蒙德咖啡店 We're going to Café Du Monde.
你聽說過蒙德咖啡店嗎? You ever heard of Café Du Monde?
吃貝奈特餅的地方嗎? Is this the beignet place?
準備好了嗎? 我們可是走了好遠的路 You ready? We drove a long way for these.
走吧 Here we go.
慢慢吃 Eat it slow.
你再也吃不到第一口貝奈特餅了 You're never gonna have your first beignet ever again.
很好吃 Pretty cool.
- 好吃 對吧? 你喜歡嗎? - 嗯 - It's cool, right? You like it? - Mm-hm.
世界上其他地方都沒有這個味兒 They don't taste like this anywhere else in the world.
- 你還要買什麼東西? - 什麼也不買 - So, what else you gotta buy? - Nothing.
不買工作用的東西? Not anything for work?
不 Nope.
- 真的? - 真的 - Really? - Nah.
只是想給你買點貝奈特餅 Just wanted to get some beignets with you.
太棒了 Cool.
我喜歡新奧爾良 I like New Orleans.
我也喜歡新奧爾良 I like New Orleans too.
- 有人吃了我 - 因為我沒有刷牙 - Somebody ate my body. - I didn't brush my teeth. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
不刷牙就是這個下場哦 This is what happens to you when you don't brush your teeth.
- 哥們 親! 你們去哪了? - 怎麼了? 我買東西去了 - Dude, dude! Where were you, man? - What? I went shopping.
買東西去了? 我給你打電話了 哥們 還有短信 You went shopping? I called you, man. I texted you.
- 我們買貝奈特餅了 - 你到底哪去了? - We got beignets. - Where the hell were you?
- 買貝奈特餅? 我一直給你電話 - 我們買甜菜了 - You got beignets? I've been calling. - We got some beets for the truck.
- 你為什麼不接電話? - 手機調震動了 - Why didn't you answer your phone? - My phone was on vibrate.
- 你把手機調震動 - 淡定 有什麼... - You put your phone on vibrate. - Chill out. What's the big...
- 抱歉 - 淡定? 你去看看 - I'm sorry. - Chill out? Just take a look.
你看看 好好看看 Take a look. Please take a look.
- 都是等我們嗎? - 等我們的 - Is that for us? - That's for us.
- 全部等我們的? - 你能相信嗎? - That whole line's for us? - Can you believe that?
天啊! Oh, my God!
好吧 我猜我們得做點什麼 Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food.
- 得做點吃的才行 - 好吧 準備好了嗎? - We gotta cook some food. - Alright, so you good with prep?
- 是的 老大 - 我們可以的 - Yes, sir. - We're gonna get through this.
- 準備好了嗎? - 好了 老大 - You ready? - I'm ready, boss.
- 好的 給我五分鐘 - 是 長官 - OK. Buy me five minutes. - Yes, sir.
能給我們五分鐘嗎? 五分鐘 Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes.
再給五分鐘我們馬上開始 We'll be right there in five more minutes.
一切都齊了... 鐵板... 都是熱的 Got everything... Plancha's... Everything's hot.
- 油熱了 你都準備好了 - 是的 長官 - Oil's hot. You got everything ready. - Yes, sir.
你簡直超神了! You are a superstar!
- 太厲害了 - 謝謝 謝謝長官誇獎 - You are a superstar. - Thank you. Thank you, sir.
哦! 你怎麼弄來這一堆人的? 外面可是好些人啊 Oh! And how'd you get that crowd? You got a huge crowd outside.
我沒有啊 我買東西回來 就有長隊等著了 I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line.
- 我以為弄錯了 - 是我發推特了 - I thought it was a mistake. - I tweeted it.
- 什麼? - 你幹嘛了? - You what? - What'd you do?
我用你的賬號在推特上發照片然後定位了 I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. Look.
慢著 你... 什麼? 你定... Wait, man, you did... you did what? You geo...
我標記了位置 這樣他們就能用地圖找到我們了 I tagged it so they can mark us on their maps.
看看這些照片 Look at those pictures.
你怎麼... 你這是... How'd you... What'd you...
- 是在這裏拍的照片 - 對 - These pictures are from here. - Mm-hm.
你怎麼拍到這裏照片的? How'd you get those pictures from here?
我們去蒙德咖啡店的時候 When I was going to Café Du Monde.
- 然後發網上了? - 嗯 - And you put it online? - Mm-hm.
你是個天才 孩子 You're a genius, kid.
是你把大家弄來的 你知道嗎? You're the reason everybody's here. You know that?
你是我的新任市場經理 謝謝 You're my new head of marketing. Thank you.
好了 我得往黑板上寫菜單了 Alright, so, I'm gonna hit the chalkboard.
你帶他熟悉窮孩子三明治的製作過程 然後開始動手 You walk him through the prep on the po' boys and get the plancha going.
是的 大廚 沒問題 我的親大廚 Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Jefecito.
給鐵板塗油 好嗎? You butter the plancha, son, alright?
我弄這個 波西 快看 嗚! I got this. Percy, look. Whoo!
開張了 各位 Yes, sir.
排一隊 各位 這邊 Single file, y'all. Right here.
0-8號? 給你 非常感謝 餐巾紙在下面 0-8? There you go. Thank you very much. Napkins are down there.
- 再來份貝奈特餅 - 等下 - Another beignet coming up. - Hang on a second.
- 七號 - 給你 再來兩份 - Number seven. - There you go, two more.
古巴三明治來了 Cubano coming up.
等下 這是我兒子 他還在學習 Hang on, one second. He's my kid. He's just learning.
- 把你放到推特上? - 小心身後 - Put you on the Twitter? - Watch your back.
那是我兒子 都是他做的 That's my kid. He did all that.
- 多來點貝奈特餅 - 三明治怎麼樣了? - More beignets. - How's that po' boy coming?
- 正在放蝦 - 好的 - It's coming up with shrimp. - Alright.
絕對等得值 我保證 It's worth the wait, I promise.
準備好 德州 @凱爾·卡斯帕廚師長來了 隨時更新
# 寶貝 # # Baby #
# 我和烤箱一樣火熱 # # I'm hot just like an oven #
# 我需要一點愛 # # I need some lovin' #
# 寶貝 # # And, baby #
# 我控制不了 # # I can't hold it much longer #
# 慾望越來越強 # # It's getting stronger and stronger #
# 當我有這種感覺 我需要性愛治癒 # # And when I get that feelin', I want sexual healing #
# 性愛治癒正合我意 # # Sexual healing is good for me #
# 讓我心情完美 # # Makes me feel so fine #
# 讓我思緒放鬆 # # Helps to relieve my mind #
# 耶 # # Yeah #
# 性愛治癒 寶貝 正合我意 # # Sexual healing, baby, is good for me #
# 性愛治癒這東西正合我意 # # Sexual healing is something that's good for me #
# 每當我落下憂鬱的眼淚 # # Whenever blue teardrops are falling #
# 每當穩定的情緒離我而飛 # # And my emotional stability is leaving me #
# 我可以用這個方法面對 # # There is something I can do #
# 我可以打電話給你對不對 寶貝 # # I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby #
# 甜心 我知道你會為我分憂解圍 # # Honey, I know you'll be there to relieve me #
# 你給我的愛會為... # # The love you give to me will... #
老大 老大 上面寫著"已賣完"了啊 Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man.
應該沒問題 我想他們為我們留了些 We should be good. I think they're holding for us.
- 嘿 本吉 - 嘿 - Hey, Benji. - Hey.
- 我們盡快趕過來的 - 希望還來得及 - We got here as fast as we could. - Hopefully we're still good.
- 你有啥留給我的? - 那得問我們頭兒 - You got anything for me? - Gotta check with the man.
- 他在後面 - 好 謝了 - In the back. - OK, thanks.
怎麼樣 帥哥? What's up, killer?
- 嘿 艾倫 - 你好啊 凱爾? - Hey, Aaron. - What's up, Carl?
- 你還好嗎? - 感覺怎麼樣? - How you doing? - How you doing?
開了個通宵的車 我還行 Driving all night. Doing good.
- 那東西你還有吧? - 咱開始吧 - You still got the stuff? - Let's do it.
噢 那東西他還有 Oh. He's got the stuff.
- 這是什麼地方? - 這可是個正宗的德州烤肉店 - What is this place? - This is Texas OG barbecue.
這幫傢伙們得徹夜不眠 用文火慢烤 These guys gotta stay up all night and stoke those fires low and slow. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
天啊 簡直太正點了 Oh, man, that's gorgeous.
- 你能給我幾個? - 四個都給你 - So how many can I get? - I guess four.
- 我照單全收 - 好極了 - I'll take it. - Alright.
嗚! Whoo!
- 不錯 - 噢 耶 - Nice. - Oh, yeah.
好 來了來了 Yeah. Oh, there we go.
喔... 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 Oh...
- 天啊 - 嗯... - Oh, man. - Mmm...
嗯! 我們應該弄一些迷你漢堡 Mmm! We should get some sliders.
- 哇 - 是應該做點迷你漢堡 - Wow. - We should do sliders, man.
- 我的天啊 - 咱拿點兒皇家夏威夷甜麵包 - Oh, my God. - We get some King's Hawaiian bread.
- 對對 - 再加醃黃瓜 烤肉醬 - Mm-hm. - Pickle, barbecue sauce.
我們要是把午夜三明治裏的烤豬肉換成這個呢? What if we swapped this out for the pork in the Medianoche?
- 你意下如何? - 把裏脊肉換成這個? - What do you think about that? - Swap this for the pork shoulder?
- 做成什麼"奧斯汀午夜"三明治 - 我贊成 - Make, like, an "Austin Midnight". - I like that.
- 名字挺響亮 - 我喜歡 是挺響亮的 - That's hot. - I like that. That is hot, baby.
我再來一片 你們看看這個 Let me get one more of these. You should check this out.
- 看我一刀切開 - 嗯 - Just let me cut right through. - Mm.
- 別 留點兒啊 哥們兒 - 我知道 我會的 - Mm-mm. Save it, dawg. - I know. We're gonna save it.
- 拜託 全讓你吃了 - 我分你一半 - Come on you using it all up, man. - I'll give you half.
- 你知道你不應該吃老本兒 - 這片吃完就拿走 - Know you can't eat your own supply. - Put it away after this.
# 耶! # # Yeah #
# 特拉維斯縣拍我照 但不 我並沒微笑 # # Travis County took my picture but, no, I didn't smile #
# 他們說我會呆在這裏 很久都走不了 # # They told me I was gonna be here for a pretty long while #
# 一天 我走在街上散心 # # One day, I was walking down the street #
# 可我 這時應該還在學校... # # When I should've been walking down the hall... #
- 六個迷你漢堡 - 69號的快好了 - Six sliders all day. - 69's coming up.
啊! 這個快好了 Ah! One is coming up.
一個午夜 一個德州 Medianoche, Texas.
嗚! 我手藝太棒了 Whoo! This is getting murdered.
之後的三個午夜三明治快好了嗎? You got that three Medianoches coming up?
快了 Alright.
65號 66號 Order 65 and 66.
- 窮孩子三明治在我這兒 - 等等 - I got po' boy right here. - One sec.
- 鋁盤是不是在你那? - 古巴三明治好了 - You got the transfer pan? - Cubano.
謝了 好勒 嘿 波西 你電話響了 Thank you. Good. Hey, your phone's ringing, Percy.
不好意思 Sorry.
- 嘿 老媽 - 你在哪兒啊? - Hey, Mom. - Where are you?
- 我在奧斯汀 - 你沒事吧? - I'm in Austin. - Are you OK?
- 我很好 - 你老爸呢? - I'm great. - How's your daddy?
來 你跟他說吧 Here, talk to him.
- 嗨 伊內茲 - 嗨 - Hi, Inez. - Hi.
- 你要不要我過來接他? - 別 你別千里迢迢過來 - You want me to pick him up? - No, you're a thousand miles away.
沒事 我可以搭飛機來接他 It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up.
- 不用 沒事 他很好 - "我好想他 - No, it's fine. He's doing great. - "I miss him.
我想讓你回家 我好愛他唷" I want you to come home. I love him."
他才沒事 他就只有一兩處燙傷 還有被削皮刀割傷 縫了兩針 He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife.
拜託 我說的是真的 讓我去接他 Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up.
你兒子是廚子了 你知不知道? You know your son's a cook now?
- 我是個流水線廚子 - 他是個流水線廚子 - I'm a line cook. - He's a line cook.
要小心啊! Be careful!
開學前我會把他帶回家的 I'll have him home in time for school.
- 你呢? 你還好嗎? - 我棒透了! - And you? Are you OK? - I'm amazing!
"噢 你帶那個頭巾太性感了 我好想要你的大蕉蕉哦" "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos."
我從網上看 你們簡直樂翻天了 Looks here like you guys are having so much fun.
好 稍等片刻 你兒子會用烤肉架了 你知不知道? Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill?
- 我還喝酒了呢 - 他說啥? - I had beer. - What did he say?
別說那個 他說他很想你 Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you.
跟他說我好愛他 Aww, tell him I love him.
- 我爸買了把刀給我 - 他說"我愛你" - Dad got me a knife. - He says, "I love you."
- 什麼? - "我愛你!" - What? - "I love you!"
我也愛你! I love you too!
告... 告訴他"我也愛你" 好嗎? Tell... tell him, "I love you too." OK?
拜 Bye.
好勒 70號! Alright, 70!
# 日復一日 一如既往 # # Every day and nothing seem to change #
# 無論我走到何處 舉目所見都是同樣的景象 # # Everywhere I go, I keep seeing the same old thing #
# 而我 # # And I #
# 我已無法繼續承擔... # # I can't take it no more... #
- 咱來個自拍 - 自拍? - Let's take a selfie. - A selfie?
等會兒 我用閃光燈 等等 Wait, let me do it with the flash. Hold on.
你看看 用郵件發給我 好嗎? Oh, look at that. Email that to me, alright?
好 OK.
你不介意我發上網吧? Mind if I post this?
- 又要發個短片? - 不是 是那個"每天一秒"的錄像 - What is that, another Vine? - No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video.
記得嗎? Remember?
- 就是那個一塊塊拼起來的旅程? - 就是那個一小段一小段的東西? - It's the trip all cut together? - Oh, the little cuts of the thing?
- 嗯 - 行 反正發郵件給我就得了 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, just email it to me.
沒問題的 I'm sure it's fine.
我跟你說 呃... 我想跟你說個事 Listen, I, uh... I want to talk to you about something.
說啊? Yeah?
過去這幾個禮拜 我能和你在一起十分開心 I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks.
我也是 Me too.
而且... And...
你成為了一名好廚師 you've become a really good cook.
- 謝了 老爸 - 並非因為你是我兒子 - Thanks, Dad. - Not just for a kid.
我的意思是說 你很了不起 你很努力 I mean, you're really good. You work really hard.
這很重要 It's a big deal.
可是我們很快就會要回家了 回到原來的生活裏 But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives,
我會忙著打點餐車 and I'm gonna be really busy with the truck
而你會忙著上學 and you're gonna be really busy with school.
可我還能在餐車裏打工的 對吧? But I can still work on the truck, right?
你說過我是個好廚師 You said I was a good cook.
我... 我很抱歉 波西 I'm... I'm sorry, Percy.
我... 我只是不想讓你在 I... I just don't want you to be disappointed
一切復舊如初後而感到失望 when things go back to the way that they were.
我不想讓一切復舊如初 I don't want it to go back to that.
我可以在放學後和週末打工 I could work after school and on weekends.
我只是想和你以誠相待 好嗎? I just want to be honest with you, OK?
我覺得我已經很讓你失望了 我不想讓你毫無心理準備 I feel like I've let you down so much, and I didn't want to blindside you,
可是夏天一結束 我倆就不能再這麼做了 but the summer's gonna end and we're not gonna be doing this anymore.
好嗎? OK?
好吧 OK.
可是我們玩得非常開心 我們經歷的一切 But we had a lot of fun, and nobody could take away from us
是沒有人能奪走的 對嗎? what we experienced together, right?
而且我覺得我真的瞭解你了 And I feel like I really got to know you.
好了 咱們看表演吧 Alright. Let's watch the music.
# 若是 萬事依然一如既往 # # Well, if things don't change around here #
# 我再堅持下去也毫無意義 # # There ain't no use in me hanging right on #
# 留在這裏 # # Hang around #
# 可我已準備好 # # But I'll be ready now #
# 當我那班火車靠近時我已準備好 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls up #
# 是呀 我已經準備好 耶 # # Well, I'll be ready now Yeah #
# 當我那班火車到站時我已準備好 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls in #
# 我知道時間所剩無幾... # # I know my time ain't long around... #
好了 夥計 到站了 Alright, pal. Here we are.
- 回家的確不錯 - 是啊 - Be nice to be home. - Yep.
看看你的小烏龜 看看你媽咪 回你的房間 See your turtle, see your mommy, back to your room.
我真的會很想你 I'm really gonna miss you.
我也會很想你 I'm gonna miss you too.
可是兩個禮拜以後你就回來跟我住 OK, but you'll stay with me in two weeks.
- 好嗎? - 行 - OK? - Yeah.
- 整個週末 - 視頻你發了沒? - Whole weekend. - Did you post the video yet?
- 我沒來得及看 不好意思 - 可別忘了 - I didn't look at it yet. Sorry. - Don't forget.
- 不會 - 我重發一次 - I won't. - I'll resend it.
行 OK.
走吧 媽咪想你了 Come on. Mommy misses you.
去吧 去媽咪那兒 Go. Go to Mommy.
睦啊! Mwah!
拜 Bye.
我去... Oh, shit...
- 等一下 - 會把那... - Wait a second. - Gonna make...
- 是吧 爸爸? - 下禮拜見 - Right, Dad? - See you next week.
- 把那東西收起來 - 所以我是保姆? - Put that thing away. - So I'm the nanny? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
要開始了... Here we go...
嗨 Hi.
- 小心點 - 喔! - Look out. - Oh!
- 真地道 - 耶! - Empingao. - Yeah!
- 停那邊 - 邁阿密! - Park over there. - Miami!
快來 進來 Come on, get in.
西班牙雞肉飯 Arroz con pollo.
我好像錯過出口了 I think I missed the exit.
貝奈特餅 Beignets.
- 嘿 老爸 - 嗨 - Hey, Dad. - Hi.
- 咋了? - 沒事 - What's wrong? - Nothing.
怎麼了? What's up?
聽好了 我... 我考慮了一下咱倆說過的那件事 Listen, I was... I was thinking, about what we were talking about.
然後呢? Yeah?
可我話先說在前頭 你媽得先同意 And it's gotta be OK with Mom. Let me just say that first.
你到底在說什麼? What are you talking about?
我的餐車上還真用得著你 I could really use your help on the truck.
你還在嗎? You there?
在 Yeah.
可是只有在週末和平時放學 And it's only for the weekends and after school
做完功課之後 after you're done with your homework,
賺的錢都存著給你上大學用 and the money goes into your college fund.
聽上去還可以嗎? OK. Does that sound good?
挺不錯啊 That sounds pretty good.
媽! 我爸想讓我上他餐車幫廚! Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck!
不 我說真的! 他在跟我講電話 No, really! He's on the phone.
我媽想跟你說話 我覺得應該是個可以 等等 Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on.
# 先等一下 # # Now wait a minute #
# 加利佛尼亞 懂得如何狂歡 # # California knows how to party #
# 在這個都市裏... # # In the city... #
16號 16 Order 16. 16.
- 16 16號拿著 - 謝謝 - 16. 16, here. - Thank you.
- 15號 - 上菜 上菜 下一位! - 15. - Order up. Order up. Next!
兩個古巴三明治 加辣 Mole, two Cubanos,
21號 迷你漢堡 and order 21, slider.
- 謝謝 - 21號? 謝謝 - Thank you. - 21? Thank you.
- 拿好 你的就快了 - 很好 15號 - There you go. I got yours coming. - Perfect. 15.
- 好勒 - 好的 謝謝 - Yes. - OK. Thank you.
這兒沒你的份兒 There's no food for you here.
讓我和廚師長說兩句行嗎? Could I speak to the Chef for just a second, please?
見鬼才行 The hell you will.
我能和你談談嗎? Can I talk to you?
下一位! 下一位! Next! Next!
你究竟幹嘛來了? What exactly are you doing here?
我呃... 我是來品嚐食物的 我來品嚐你做的食物 I'm, uh... eating the food. I'm eating your food.
我記得我做的菜好像是"又賤又膩" I thought my food was "needy and cloying."
我知道你不會願意做菜給我吃的 Well, I didn't think you'd want to serve me,
所以我托人幫忙買了一份 so I sent somebody else to pick it up.
我們倆之間發生的事 真的讓我大吃一驚 What happened between us, that really knocked me for a loop.
你奪走了我的尊嚴 我的事業 我的自尊心 I mean, you robbed me of my pride and my career and my dignity.
我知道 對你這種人來說這些事你根本毫不在意 And I know people like you don't usually care about that kind of thing.
這說法未必正確 That's not necessarily true.
可你得知道 你這麼做會很傷害幹我這行的人 But you should know, it hurts people like me.
- 因為我們真的很賣力 - 網上的謾罵戰是你挑起的 - 'Cause we're really trying. - You started a flame war with me.
你是不是在逗我? 這可我的拿手好戲啊 夥計 Are you kidding me? I buy ink by the barrel, buddy.
跟我比鬥嘴你是咋想的? What are you doing picking a fight with me?
我再傻也不會和你比賽做菜啊 I wouldn't challenge you to a cook-off.
我以為我發給你的是私人信息 I thought I was sending you a private message.
我壓根不知道啊 我以為咱倆在找樂子 I didn't know that. I thought we were having fun.
不過是場鬧劇 話說回來 你當時做的是什麼他媽爛七八糟的? It was theatre. By the way, what the fuck were you cooking?
你真的拉屎拉床上了 夥計 我怎麼可能為你撐腰? You totally shat the bed, buddy. How could I back that?
你曾經是我的寵兒啊 You were one of my early boys.
當時我無法掌控菜單 I had no control over the menu.
不管怎麼樣 你好像找回自己的烹調之道了 Whatever the case, OK? You seem to be cooking for yourself again.
因為這東西太震撼了 Because this shit is sensational.
我是說太好吃 太好吃了 I mean, really, really good.
謝謝你 Thank you.
可我不會寫篇評論的 I'm not gonna write about it.
好 我懂的 Yeah. I understand.
因為我想為你撐腰 Because I'd like to back you.
再說一遍? Excuse me?
我想投資在你身上 I wanna bankroll you,
所以凡對我有經濟利益的東西 我都不能寫 and I can't write about anything I have a vested interest in.
我有點搞不清狀況 I'm not sure I get what's going on here.
我賣掉了網站 賺了一大筆錢 I sold my website for a whole lot of money
我投標買了塊玫瑰大道上的地 and I've just put in a bid on a place on Rose.
已經規劃過了 有經營證 你想建什麼就建什麼 It's zoned, it's permitted. You could build it out however you like.
你愛做什麼菜就做什麼菜 And you can cook whatever you like.
慢慢來 你考慮考慮 Take your time, think about it.
你要是有什麼信不過我的 我不會怪罪你 I wouldn't blame you for having a few trust issues,
可我只是想 你懂的 but I just thought that, you know,
你我不計前嫌 握手言和 這段佳話一傳出去 you and me burying the hatchet might be a good story.
預定的人就會擠破門 Reservations out the door.
比這更重要的是 你儘管放手做你的大廚 More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there.
你隨時隨地給我發個推特 In the meantime, you just tweet me wherever you are
我立馬屁顛屁顛地跑過來 and I'll come running.
因為這東西太棒了 明白了嗎? 'Cause this shit's good. Alright?
太美味了! Delicious!
太美妙了 Delicioso.
忒好吃了 Mucho goodo.
- 嘿 老大 - 幹嘛? - Hey, jefe. - Yeah?
講了好多話還沒見到你揍他一拳 That was a lot of talking and you not punching him.
說吧 那個王八蛋說了些什麼? So, what'd that asshole say, huh?
那個"王八蛋"好像是我們新的合作夥伴 I think that "asshole" might be our new partner.
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喂喂喂喂! Yo yo yo yo!
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協調: 影子
翻譯: 。沫
翻譯: 淺陷夜藍
翻譯: 伊娃
翻譯: 瀅小歪
翻譯: Morning
翻譯: 波特妹子
翻譯: 雷丘
校對: 吃貨影
A鏡頭注意 B鏡頭注意 A mark. B mark.
看起來不錯 看起來已經很不錯了 Looks good. It looks good already.
火候正好 The heat is right on.
- 那是橄欖油? - 是 - That's olive oil? - Yeah.
你那邊拿啥呢? What are you grabbing over there?
你拿了所有的奶酪 You're grabbing all your cheese.
對 Yeah.
你這是在幹嗎? 把它塗滿還是在找... What are you doing there? Spreading it around or finding...
- 把它塗滿一下 - 你在那找什麼呢? - Spreading it around. - What are you looking for there?
熱源 熱源 Heat. Heat.
不能讓它烤糊了 So it doesn't burn.
- 哪兒是最熱的地方? - 熱點在這兒 - Where's the hottest spot? - Right here is the hot spot.
所以說你隨時都得控制著它 隨時控制 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下 So you're controlling it all the time. You're always controlling.
顏色也是個細節 你得看 你得一直看 Color is a detail as well. And you're looking, you're looking.
這邊一變顏色馬上... 從這裏才開始 As soon as you get your good color... This is now where you start it.
你才開始真正的做成三明治的主體 You start to really build the sandwich itself.
輕輕塗一層 A light scrape.
所以這裏你看得到 整個三明治都開始變化 So you can see, the whole sandwich starts to evolve.
你看 奶酪也開始變化了 And, see, the cheese is starting to evolve too.
沒錯 你來做 就是這樣 Yes, you can do it. There you go.
要靠近 Getting in there.
你就快... You're almost...
就算是現在 當你在繼續著 約翰 Even now, as you get further, Jon,
你要越來越投入 怎麼說 要很堅定地 you're getting in, like, assertive now.
你在變化中... 即便是你這裏抓把手的手勢 You're changing... Even your grip's here.
- 嗯 - 變更你的位置 - Mm-hm. - Changing your positions.
你要不停地移動 You're moving around.
可是你的動作並不是很忙亂 你是... But you're not too busy with it. You're...
很精準地 可是有時候又會退一步 You're precise, but then sometimes you step back.
- 除了它以外什麼都不存在 - 懂了 - Nothing else exists except this. - Right.
現在這世界中只有它存在著 This is the only thing that exists in this world right now. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
要是你把它搞砸了 這世界就糟糕透頂了 And if you fuck this up, everything sucks in the world.