-去威廉姆斯堡 -我去... - Hey, go to Williamsburg. - You going to go to...
-我很抱歉 兄弟 -抱歉 - Oh, I'm sorry, man. - Uh, yeah. Sorry.
去威廉姆斯堡 北6号建筑 Going to Williamsburg. and wythe.
我和你拼车 可以吗 Do you mind? I'll just hang onto you.
可以在威廉姆斯堡大桥让我下车吗 Can you just drop me off at Williamsburg bridge?
因为我要到巴厘街 可以吗 That's fine because I'm headed into the Bowery.
你不介意吧 Do you mind?
-好的 可以 -我们平分钱 - All right, that's fine. - We'll just split a fare.
-两站 -是的 钱帛街 - Two stops. - Yeah. Chamber street.
-走罗斯福... -不 不 不要走罗斯福路 - Just take the fdr... - No, no, not fdr drive.
-不要走钱帛街 -不要 天啊 - Not Chamber street. - No. Oh, my god.
如果你走罗斯福路 If you take fdr drive,
首先 这要花更多的钱 First of all, it's more of a fare.
我每天都这样走 I do this every single day.
还要多花20分钟 我要赶时间 It's an extra 20 minutes. I got to be somewhere.
我保证走罗斯福路好 这样更快 I promise take the fdr drive, please. It's a lot faster.
我想我们可以顺着西边的高速公路走 I think we can hang down the west side highway
然后左转进入钱帛街 And make a left on Chamber street.
这根本没道理啊 这样就会... There's no point, though. There's going to be...
布里克街 兄弟们 我们走布里克街 Bleecker, guys. We're going Bleecker.
不 我们都想去同一个区 No, we both want to go to the same area.
去布里克还要花上1个小时 Bleecker's going to take an extra hour.
布里克街完全与我们要去的 Bleecker street is totally out of
方向相反 这真滑稽 the direction. That's ridiculous.
这样如何 你们俩 都下车 How about this, both of you, out of the cab.
-等等 -冷静点 老兄 - Wait a second. - Calm down, man.
我们不打算下车 We're not going to get out.
我们会平分钱 我们不去布里克街 We'll share the same rate. We're not going to Bleecker.
滚下车 Out of my cab.
宝贝 最近怎样啊 是我 Hey, sweetheart. How you doing? It's me.
我很好 我很想你 I'm doing good. Thinking of you.
我昨晚还梦见了你 Yeah, I dreamt about you last night.
我吃过早饭 准备去见你 I'm ready for you. Had my wheaties.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
你好了吗 You ready?
好的 我有惊喜给你 Okay. I got some surprises.
绝色尤物 Magnifique.
劳驾 不好意思 亲爱的小姐 Pardon. Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.
这是你的吗 This yours?
是的 一定是从我包里掉出来的 Um, it is. It must have fallen out of my bag.
我是在卫生间旁的地上捡到的 It was on the floor near the bathroom.
你人真好啊 我该怎么感谢你呢 That was really nice of you. How can I thank you?
如果你请我喝酒 我是不会介意的 I wouldn't mind if you bought me a drink.
好啊 你想喝什么 Great. What would you like?
-随你点 -两杯金汤力 不加冰 - Whatever you're having. - Two gin and tonics, no ice.
丢了手机就像丢了魂一样 Losing your cell phone's like losing your mind.
你经常来这吗 Do you come here a lot?
是的 经常来 太频繁了 I do. A lot. Too much.
说来话长了 Long story.
和我说说 Tell me.
我时间多得是 I've got a ton of time.
我一生中只见过我父亲一次 I only saw my dad once in my whole life,
就在这 Right here.
我妈怀我的时候 When my mom was pregnant with me,
她从来没告诉过他 She never told him.
只是离开了他 Just left him.
她一生中 交了很多男朋友 Growing up, she had a lot of boyfriends.
走一个 来一个 Went through one after another.
但总是离他们而去 Always left them.
每一次她离开一个男人 Every time she'd leave a man, though,
她都会保存一样东西 就像纪念品 She'd keep something, like a souvenir.
或许是书 项链或画 Maybe a book or a necklace or a painting.
她离开我爸的时候 她留下了我 When she left my dad, she kept me.
我就是她的纪念品 I was her souvenir.
她临死前 给了我一张纸 Before she died, she gave me a piece of paper
上面有他的名字和电话 With his name and number on it.
我打电话给他 我们在这重聚 I called him up, and we met here.
我和他说了一件事 I said one thing to him.
你说了什么 What did you say?
"爸" "Dad."
就这样吗 That's it?
"我是妈妈给你的礼物" "I'm a gift for you, from mom."
谢谢 Thank you.
我独自走过你身旁 I walk past your flower room every day.
并没有话要对你讲 I see you, but I say nothing.
我不敢抬头看着你的 噢...脸庞 I'm so afraid to look at you. Oh, girl.
你说我世上最坚强 我说你世上最善良 You say I'm the strongest. I say you're the kindest.
你问我要去向何方 我指着大海的方向 You ask me where I'm going. I point to the ocean.
噢...姑娘 Oh, girl.
非常感人 Very touching.
一首歌的歌词 Lyrics to this song.
给我一支烟吧 Let me have a cigarette.
-印度的吗 -我认为是日本的 - Indian? - I think it's Japanese.
-中国的 -中国的啊 - Chinese. - Chinese?
谢谢 我操 不靠谱 Xie xie. Wo cao. Bu kao-pu.
难以置信 Incroyable.
意思是 "谢谢 我操 不靠谱" Which means "thank you, I fuck, and you're off-key."
他找到了我的手机 He found my phone for me.
真的啊 很好 谢谢你 Really? Very nice. Thank you.
加里 很高兴认识你 Gary. Nice to meet you.
本 Ben.
你好啊 本杰明 How are you, Benjamin?
只有本 Just Ben.
谢谢你 Thank you.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
我先离开了 I'll leave you two alone.
请坐吧 坐吧 Have a seat. Sit.
坐下来 Sit down.
我们认识吗 We know each other?
有可能 It's possible.
你看起来很眼熟 You look familiar.
纽约也不是一个很大的地方 New York's not such a big place.
你是学生吗 纽约大学吗 You study? N.Y.U.?
我希望是 I wish.
我在那教书 I teach there.
我是一名好老师吗 Am I a good teacher?
-你是一名好老师 -谢谢 - You're a good teacher. - Thank you.
那你是做什么的 So what do you do?
小偷 Thief.
-可能是 -这真有趣 - Could be. - That is funny.
可能是 还是曾经是 Might be? Used to be?
或是将来是 Will be?
-是死还是活呢 -我是小偷 - To be or not to be. - Well, I'm a thief.
我正在从你妻子那投走你呢 I've been trying to steal you from your wife,
但现在还没成功 But it hasn't worked so far.
我能结账了吗 Can I get the bill?
你钱包掉了吗 You lost your wallet?
你钱包掉了 You lost your wallet.
这是你的吗 Is this yours?
是的 那是我的钱包 Yeah, that's my wallet.
-非常感谢 -钱没了 - Merci beaucoup. - Money's gone.
我最近刚丢了钱包 I recently lost my wallet,
但我把钱要回来了 But I managed to get my money back.
一位年轻人不该口袋里没有钞票 A young man should never be without cash.
努力吧 年轻人 Knock yourself out, young man.
你钱包掉了吗 You lost your wallet?
你是不是也把我的照片弄丢了 Did you lose my pictures, too?
照片啊 怎么可能 Pictures? How could I?
你怎么会有这个啊 How did you get these?
我貌似5分钟前才照的吧 I took these, like, five minutes ago.
你今天真是充满惊喜啊 Aren't you full of surprises today.
你把戒指取下来了 You took off your ring.
本 你的钥匙 Ben, your keys.
本 等等 Ben, wait up!
李夫卡 你的中介人来了
我来这个城市 I've come into the city
只为了这个生意 所以希望它是比好生意 only to do this deal, so it better be good.
我的客人想要钻石 得尽快 My customer wants natts, asap.
我现在还在筹备我的婚礼 I'm in the middle of my wedding arrangements,
但我却来这和你谈生意 But I came here to do this business with you.
你要和谁结婚 Who are you getting married to?
他叫哈伊姆 His name's Chaim.
哈伊姆神情气爽 Chaim in the mood.
为了爱 For love.
我怎么没收到你的邀请帖啊 Where's my invitation for your wedding?
你邀请我去你的婚礼了吗 Did you invite me to your wedding?
我希望我要邀请了 Oh, I wish I had.
我和哈西德派教徒做了25年的生意 25 years I've been trading with hasidic people.
我对他们一无所知 I know nothing about them.
他们对耆那教教徒也一无所知 They know nothing about Jain peoples.
言归正传 我来47号街不是来聊天的 Strictly business. We don't come to 47th street to chitchat.
你验货的时候 我要吃东西 While you inspect the goods, I'm going to eat.
失礼了 Excuse me.
你们不吃肉的吧 你们印度教教徒 Tou can't eat meat, right? You Hindus?
我们不是印度教教徒 我们是耆那教教徒 No, we are not Hindus. We are Jains.
印度教对我们来说太唯物主义了 Hinduism is too materialistic for us.
不吃肉 不吃鱼 No meat, no fish.
-你不能吃什么 -猪肉 虾子 - And what can't you eat? - No pig, no shrimp.
-你还不能吃什么 -洋葱 大蒜 - What else can't you eat? - No onion, no garlic.
牛奶和肉不能一起吃 No milk and meat together.
不能吃土豆和根茎蔬菜 No potato, no roots.
不能吃没有祷告过的食物 Nothing that hasn't been blessed.
不能吃太辣的东西 Nothing too spicy.
这会让人兴奋而充满激情 你知道的 It is exciting the passions, you know.
基督教徒 他们什么都能吃 The Christians... They eat everything.
他们就像中国人 They're like the Chinese.
他们从来不用花很多时间 They never have to spend too much time
选择餐馆 Picking a restaurant.
这就是为什么没有基督教徒 That's why there are no Christians
在钻石市场混的原因 in the diamond market.
你怎么能相信一个 How can you trust a person
什么都吃的人呢 who will eat anything?
这一块不怎么样 This parcel's not so good.
你给我的至少有百分之二十的杂质 At least 20% rejection you've given me.
多少钱 How much?
那一块多少钱
510美元
550 550.
贵了 太贵了 Too much. Way too much.
我给你480 I'll give you 480.
你为什么这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
我的小孩会在家哭死的 My children will be crying at home.
因为我和你做完生意以后 Because after I do business with you,
我就没钱买吃的了 I have no money for food.
我不能这样和你做生意的 I can't make commission on this.
540 也许我可以给我的小孩一点干面包 540. Maybe I can give my children some dry bread.
我得和我的客户商量 I have to check with my customer.
我的客户说太贵了 My customer says too much.
不 他没有这样说 No, he doesn't.
我知道你听得懂古吉拉特语 I know you understand Gujarati.
我故意撒谎的 That's why I lied.
我知道你知道我懂古吉拉语 And I know you know I know Gujarati.
我还知道你懂依地语 And I know you know Yiddish.
我在和答录机说话 I was speaking to an answering machine.
520 作为结婚礼物 "恭喜" 520, as a wedding present. Mazel.
对不起 我不能和你握手 I'm sorry. I can't shake your hand.
我不可以碰其他的男人 I'm not allowed to touch any man
除了我丈夫 who isn't my husband.
恭喜 Mazel.
恭喜你结婚了 And mazel for your wedding.
恭喜你早生贵子 子孙昌盛 Mazel for the dozen children you'll soon have.
谢谢 那是你的小孩吗 Thank you. Is that your children?
梅尼西和帕里希 Minesh and Paresh.
-你的妻子呢 -她现在的照片 - Where's your wife? - Oh, she's not looking that good
可不怎么好看 in the photographs these days.
去年她悟到婚姻是种罪 Last year she decided that marriage was a sin.
她现在在印度 Now she's in India,
剃了头发 挨家挨户地 With her head shaved, going door to door,
捧着一个碗乞讨食物 Collecting food in the bowl.
她曾经是我的妻子 She used to be my wife.
现在我要礼拜她了 Now I have to worship her.
别担心 她不是唯一没有头发的 Don't worry. She's not the only one without hair.
我今早也把我的头发给剃了 I had to shave off all mine this morning.
因为我明天要结婚了 'Cause I'm getting married tomorrow.
这是假发 This is a wig.
为什么 女人留长发有什么错呢 Why? What is so wrong with women's hair anyway?
为什么你们都想剪掉它 Why you all want to cut it off?
他们想让我在结婚夜的时候剪掉 They wanted me to cut it off on my wedding night.
我说"门都没有" I said "No way."
我的头发留了25年 10分钟就剪掉了 It took 25 years to grow, 10 minutes to cut off.
现在 在我剩下的日子里 And now, for the rest of my life,
我只能戴着其他女人的头发 I have to wear some other woman's hair.
据我所知 For all I know,
你现在可能是戴着我妻子的头发 You could be wearing my wife's hair right now.
你妻子的头发 这是什么意思 What do you mean, your wife's hair?
大多数美国的假发 Most human hair in America
都来源于印度的庙宇 comes from our temples in India,
女人们在那里把束缚的长发献给上帝 Where women offer their long locks to God
他们因此把头发卖到西方 So that they can be sold to the west
你们就有了假发 and you can have your wigs.
当我们在等待救世主 While we are waiting for the Messiah,
当我们在等待佛祖 While we are waiting for Mahavir...
你已无需用眼神表明 Your eyes will suffice.
给困倦的人们以希望 To give tired men hope.
在这个区 这样不合规矩 This is not the proper etiquette in this neighborhood.
这是 什么 What is this?
李夫卡 Rifka!
马苏可巴 Mansukhbai!
这是达比·托尔 对吗
是的 你知道他吗
我从那来的
我在马里出生
那真是太好了
我自己是海地人
我喜欢西非音乐
妹妹 你想去哪
一直开吧
我想把你们的音乐拍成电影
你没问题吧
没问题 我们走吧
好 太好了
我很...我很抱歉 Oh, I'm s...I'm so sorry.
你就这么就进来了 Wow, that's an entrance.
等等 你要去哪 Wait. Which way are you going?
我只想穿过这座城市去到东边 Uh, I was just gonna go over cross town to the east side.
我想在那儿也可以拍 好的 走吧 Oh, I guess I can film there, too. Okay, let's go.
非常感谢你 Thank you so much.
不客气 You're welcome.
你好 Hello?
大卫 你还好吧 David? Are you okay?
我吵醒你了吗 Did I wake you?
可以这样说 Yeah, you can say that.
听着 他留言给我说你的几条音乐 Listen, he left me a message about a couple of music cues.
谁 Who?
艾巴拉 你的导演 Abara, your director.
好的 哪几个 Uh, okay, which ones?
5 7 8 12 13 5, 7, 8, 12, 13...
好好 留言是什么 Okay. Okay, great. What was the message?
他不喜欢 He hates them.
你需要改一下 You have to change them.
因为什么呢 Because?
他没说 He didn't say.
你怎么想的呢 卡蜜尔 What do you think, Camille?
也许你该找他谈谈 Maybe you should talk to him directly.
我会打给他 Yeah, I'll call him.
卡蜜尔 是我 你最喜欢的跟踪者 Hey, Camille. It's your favorite stalker.
-你和艾巴拉谈了吗 -是的 谈过了 - Did you talk to Abara? - Yeah, we talked.
他谈了两小时的作曲家 He talked for, like, two hours about, like, composers...
瓦格纳 勃拉姆斯 古斯塔夫·马勒 Wagner, Brahms, Gustav Mahler,
柴可夫斯基 陀思妥耶夫斯基 Tchaikovsky, Dostoyevsky.
真要命 That killed me.
陀思妥耶夫斯基不是作曲家 Dostoyevsky isn't a composer.
-你还好吧 -好极了 - Are you okay? - Never better.
好 我需要你的地址 Great. Well, I need your address.
艾巴拉现在想给你送点东西 Abara wants to messenger you something right away.
真的吗 Does he?
等等 Hold on.
在我的手机上 Aw. It's on my phone.
只要谈到数字和地址 我就傻了 I'm a total idiot when it comes to numbers and addresses.
我上一个女朋友 My last girlfriend...
我记不住她的生日 I couldn't remember her birthday.
她就因为这事和我分手了 She broke up with me because of that.
你活该 Yeah, well, you deserved it.
可能吧 但是好处是 我现在是单身 Probably. But the upside is that I'm single now.
一起吃晚餐吗 So, dinner?
你需要睡觉 大卫 You're sleep deprived, David.
不是的 我需要卡蜜尔 No. I'm Camille deprived.
我在想去巴萨泽吃晚餐 I'm thinking Balthazar for dinner
也许甜饭后喝点茴香酒 And maybe a little pastis for dessert.
我在想 如果你没有按时完成任务 I'm thinking unemployment
你就要失业了 if you don't finish those cues on time.
给我你的地址 Give me your address.
你好 Hello?
你拿到书了吗 Hey, did you get the books?
我把它放在你的门外了 I left them outside your door.
等等 你刚来了吗 你怎么不打电话 Wait. What... you were here? Why didn't you call?
我敲门敲了几百下 I knocked, like, a hundred times.
这是什么 What the hell is this?
他和你谈了陀思妥耶夫斯基 He talked to you about Dostoyevsky.
"请阅读" "Please read."
他疯了吗 我是不是... Is this guy crazy? Am I...
我是要读完它还是吃了它 Am I supposed to read these or eat them?
好吧 大卫 我给你接艾巴拉吧 行吗 Okay, David. I'm gonna put you through to Abara, okay?
你直接跟他说 You can talk to him.
跟艾巴拉说的怎么样了 How'd it go with Abara?
他就说"把那书都读了 大卫" He just said "read the books, Dave."
不准用百度知道或维基百科 "Don't use cliffnotes or wikipedia.
好好的把它读了" 好吧 Just read them." So fine.
我拿着卡拉马佐夫兄弟坐在中心公园的长椅上 I'm on a bench in central park with the Brothers Karamazov.
800页 我刚看到22页 800 pages, and I'm page 22.
啊哦 Ouch.
阿弥陀佛 Bless you.
谢谢 Thanks.
什么 怎么了 What? What's wrong?
我能看到达科他 I can see the Dakota.
约翰列侬...是我的神 John Lennon...is my god.
-你听过他的歌《母亲》吗 -恩 - You know his song "mother"? - Yeah.
我第一次听的时候还很小 I was a kid the first time I heard that.
为什么我就写不出来像《母亲》一样的歌呢 Why can't I write a song like "mother"?
哦 我刚给你发了张照片 Oh, I just sent you a picture.
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
那是约翰列侬站你后边吗 Is that John Lennon standing behind you?
-什么 -逗你玩 - What? - I'm just kidding.
我完全不知道你长什么样 卡蜜尔 I have no idea what you look like, Camille.
给我发张照片吧 Send me a picture.
不 不行 No. No way.
你长的这样吗 Is that what you look like?
如果你找卡蜜尔 请在嘟声后留言 If you're calling for Camille, please leave a message after the beep.
总共有1784页 There are 1,784 pages,
我4分钟读一页 and it takes me four minutes to read one page.
1784个4分钟就是7136分钟 1,784 pages times four minutes a page is 7,136 minutes,
也就是118.9333小时 which equals 118.9333 hours,
算下来是4.955天 which comes to 4.955 days.
可是你得5天不睡觉才能看完 But you can round it off to five days without sleeping.
根本不可能 我不干了 It's impossible. I quit.
我不看了 I quit.
拜拜 卡蜜尔 Goodbye, Camille.
喂 Hello?
请在嘟声后留言 Please leave a message after the beep.
喂 大卫 我是卡蜜尔 Hey, David. It's Camille.
你知道吗 陀斯妥耶夫斯基写《赌徒》时 You know, when dostoyevsky was writing the gambler,
他和出版商签了一个合同 he signed a contract with his publisher
约定他要在26天内完成 saying that he would finish it in 26 days.
他做到了 And he did it,
不过是在年轻的速记员的帮助下 but he had the help of this young stenographer.
这个女孩 和他住在一起 帮助他 This girl-- she stayed with him, and she helped him.
后来 他们结婚了 And afterwards, they actually got married.
是不是很棒 Isn't that cool?
他就是这么遇见他妻子的 That's how he met his wife.
我在《罪与罚》的序言里找到这个故事 Anyway, I found this story in the preface for Crime and Punishment.
所以我在想 So I was thinking that--
这也许会发生在你我之间 and this would have to be between you and me.
我在想我可以读这本书 But I was thinking that I could read the books
然后告诉你里面都讲的什么 and tell you what's going on.
那样 你就可以只专心作曲了 That way, you could just focus on your music.
不过除非你愿意这样 But only if you're comfortable with this.
如果你不愿意的话 就当我什么都没说吧 And if you're not, you know, we can just forget it,
你可以不干了 and you can quit.
不过如果你愿意 But if you are,
那么打开门 then open this door.
打开...门 Open...this door?
《罪与罚》
好吧 一言为定 不准反悔 Okay, a deal's a deal.
你是说我们要结婚吗 Does this mean we're getting married?
我有很多书要读 I have a lot of reading to do.
嗨 我是卡蜜尔 Hi. I'm Camille.
嗨 我是大卫 Hi. I'm David.
喂 Hello?
在哪 Where?
谢谢 Thank you.
刚才那是个非常亲密的状况 That was kind of a powerful, intimate situation.
什么亲密 What was intimate?
就刚才 咱们... Just now. Just-- we...
你借我的火儿 sharing the flame.
我是说 刚才那样很亲密 I mean, that was-- that was intimate.
你觉得是就是吧 If you say so.
拜托 Oh, come on now.
你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
咱俩手都快碰上了 Our hands almost touched.
我看着你 你慢慢的抬起头 I looked at you, and you lifted your head up slowly,
咱们碰上彼此的目光 and our eyes met.
那...那感觉很强烈 It was-- it was-- it was intense,
而且很亲密 and it was intimate.
别说了 我觉得我没穿衣服 Wow. Stop it. I feel naked.
你知道 我对女人就是有那种效应 Yeah, well, you know what? I have that effect on women.
不是所有的女人 对 不是所有的女人 I mean, not all women. No, not all women.
不过这以前也发生过 所以别慌 But it has happened before, so don't be alarmed.
-我看也是 -别忽略这发生的一切 - Yeah, I bet. - Yeah. Don't ignore what's happening here.
我们之间有某种强大的 奇怪的魔力 We're having some kind of powerful, weird alchemy,
它发生时你必须要引起关注 and you have to pay attention when that happens.
你不能随意对待这种魔力 This stuff is not to be treated lightly.
听着 我只是出来抽根烟 Listen, I actually just came out here to have a cigarette, okay?
放松一下 做我自己的事 And relax and do my thing.
所以 没准 下次吧 So, uh, maybe another time.
但是可能没有下次了 Yeah. But there may not be another time. Okay?
我可能再有没有这种机会了 I may never get this chance again.
我是说 咱们可能再也没有这种机会 I mean, we may never, you know,
能回到这一刻 be able to return to this-- this moment.
那你应该知道我结婚了而且很快乐 Well, then, you should know that I'm married and happy.
好 那他在哪 Right. Uh-huh. And where is he?
他把你一个人留在这么黑的地方 没有打火机 He leaves you out here alone, in the dark, without a light.
-我可不觉得你很快乐 -他不抽烟 - I'm not feeling that. - Well, he doesn't smoke, so--
-但是不管怎样你爱他 -对啊 为什么不爱 - But you love him anyway. - Yeah. Why not?
对 对 他让你一个人沉迷于致命之物 Sure. Sure. He just abandons you, huh,
让你一个人忍受苦难 然后死去 to your mortal disease, and leaves you alone to suffer and die,
而他还在那假装爱你 when he's in there pretending to love you?
我不怎么尊重这家伙 我看他是个胆小鬼 I don't respect this guy. I think he's a coward.
我觉得他很自私 原谅我说这些话 I think he's selfish. And forgive me for saying this,
不过我想总有一天 but I think any moment now,
这家伙会对你显露出真实的一面 this guy's gonna open up his real self to you,
那将会... and it's gonna be all--
就像是超级恐怖的东西爆发出来一样 like, scary stuff's gonna come out.
我刚才一下子就感觉到了 You know, I felt it right away.
一下就感觉到了 我觉得 I felt it right away-- that I think--
我要说些大胆点的了 I'm gonna say something a little bold here.
我觉得你可能嫁错人了 But I think you might be married to the wrong person.
我刚跟你说的 I don't know that even if that were true
-我自己都不知道是真是假 -很好 - that I'd tell you. - Right.
-我们也算不上朋友 -对 咱们不是 - We're not exactly friends. - No, we're not.
-对 -没错 - No. - That's true.
不过你确实借我的火用 对吧 But we did share a flame. Right?
说到这个 Speaking of.
看到了吧 你看看 看到没 你需要我 See? Look at that. See? You need me.
你要走开 而你需要我 You're walking away, and you need me.
我们共用一个打火机 We share a flame.
成百上千的小分子都在沸腾 Thousands of tiny molecules are heating up right now.
它们穿过我们的大脑 They're penetrating our brain.
它们刺激我们的性欲 They're stimulating our sexual desire.
我不认识你 不过我觉得那样的性爱很浪漫 I don't know about you, but I find that shit very romantic.
很高兴你走到这边来了 And I'm so glad you walked over here
因为现在我能更舒服一点的告诉你 Because now I can feel a little bit more comfortable to tell you
我刚好是 少数几个 that I happen to be, uh, on the forefront of men
可以找到并到达女人的G点的男人 able to find and locate a woman's g-spot.
我可以为你做 And I could do that for you.
你真好啊 谢谢 That's really generous of you. Thank you.
我的荣幸 你可以享受 It's my pleasure. Well, it's your pleasure.
什么让你觉得我没找到G点 And what makes you think I haven't located it yet?
你拿烟的姿势 Um, the way you hold the cigarette.
有点高有点紧 It's a little high and tight, you know?
你要做的就是再低一点 What you have to do is you have to lower it.
你得把它整个放下去 You have to bring it all the way down
让它能舒服的躺在下面 in there so it just sits comfortably.
让它休息 如果像那样那么高那么紧 It rests there. If it's high and tight like that,
整个身体被束缚了 The whole body gets restricted,
神经丛都封闭了 and the plexus gets closed off,
那阴道就锁住了 you know, and the vagina gets locked.
我只是刚巧知道这个 Look, I just happen to know
有关阴道的疯狂而奇怪的技术问题 this crazy, weird technique with the vagina.
很不错 而且我觉得你会有兴趣 It's kind of cool, and I thought you'd be interested.
不过你得准备好 But you have to be prepared.
你知道我什么意思吧 准备是关键 You know what I mean? Preparation is the key.
它先要走一小段路 很短的路 像是... I mean, it starts with a little walk. Just a short walk, like...
像是...走到我公寓 You know, like, to, uh-- like my apartment.
离这也就几百米 我们可以走过去 It's a couple blocks from here. And we would walk,
我会讲几个优美而经典的段子 and I would tell you a few little elegant, classy jokes.
咱们可以一起乐一乐 笑一笑 You know, kind of getting us a little giggly, a little silly.
-然后咱们一起喝一杯勃艮地 -勃艮地吗 - You know? And then we'd share a glass of burgundy. - Burgundy?
对 Yeah.
咱们在我宽敞的阁楼里 We'd bask in the warm, gentle, romantic
沐浴着温暖柔软而又充满情欲的光辉 yet erotic glow of, uh, my spacious loft.
然后我为你宽衣 And then I would undress you,
你为我解带 and you would undress me.
我们赤身面对彼此 我们接吻 We'd stand naked before each other, and we'd kiss.
我发现 我发现接吻是很有用 I find-- I find kissing a very helpful,
而且甜蜜的放松方式 sweet way to-- to relax.
然后 可能我会 我会 And then, maybe I would-- I would--
我会轻轻的咬你的脖颈 I would bite your neck a little bit.
不重 不重 只是轻轻地轻轻地咬一下 Not-- not hard. Just gentle-- gentle little nibbles,
就像 像小凯蒂猫 Like-- like a little kitty cat, you know?
然后 然后你会感觉到 And then-- and then you would feel
我的手滑到你的下体 my hands kind of descend to your lower region,
一路探索 kind of, uh, finding their way,
按摩你阴蒂周围的皮肤 massaging the skin around your clitoris,
那会更容易刺激你达到高潮 which would even stimulate the arousal even more.
我会一直在你耳边轻诵 All the time, I'm whispering
优美的小诗篇 delicate little poems in your ear, you know?
你体内的血液 And the blood from your body
涌向那堵湿墙 is-- is rushing to the wet internal walls,
我的手指不遗余力地滑入 and my fingers would slide effortlessly--
你是演员还是什么 Are you an actor or something?
还是喜剧演员 你是个喜剧演员 Or a comedian? You're a comedian.
不 某种意义上我是个作家 No. I, uh-- I'm kind of a writer.
-你是某种意义上的作家 -对 某种意义上的 - Oh, you're kind of a writer. - Yeah, kind of.
你呢 你做什么的 You know, what about you? What do you do?
我是个妓女 I'm a hooker.
那是什么意思 What exactly does that mean?
意思就是别人花钱跟我做爱 That exactly means that people pay to have sex with me.
所以 如果我想要 So, if I wanted to, um...
这是我名片 Here's my card.
上面有我的电话和网址 It's got my number and my web site on it.
所以 你是 So wow. You're, uh...
-这就是你为什么 -周五不行 - That's why you're - Fridays is no good.
周六周日很忙 Saturdays and sunday are busy.
周末 周末不行 Weekends are... avoid weekends.
我很期待再次见到你 You know, I look forward to hearing from you
和你分享另一个...亲密的瞬间 and sharing another... intimate moment.
该死 Well, fuck me.
在纽约市 In New York city,
现在有759家药店 There are currently 759 drugstores
超过1600名注册药剂师 and over 1,600 registered pharmacists.
我高中舞会的那一天 On the day of my senior prom,
他们其中之一会改变我的生活 one of them would change my life.
该死的废物 又输了 二比一 Shit bums. They lose 2 to 1 again. One run.
他们拿船桨都打不到球 They couldn't hit a ball with an oar.
听着 这是免费的 Listen, this is on the house.
我听说了你约会的那个女孩的事 I heard about what happened with you and that girl you were dating.
我很遗憾 Oh. I'm really sorry.
还是在舞会当晚 And on prom night.
会有另外一个舞会的 Like there's gonna be other proms.
不会有另外一个舞会的 Well, there's not gonna be another prom.
现在没有 永远也没有了 Not now, not ever.
她是个妓女 对吧 粉碎了一个男孩的梦 She's a whore, all right? Crushing a young man's dreams.
她就是个蛇蝎心肠的性爱恶魔 She's a snake fucking devil whore is what she is.
-她没权利这么做 -其实 其实没什么的 - She's got no right. - It's-- it's really-- it's all right.
我们只约会了几个月 我没事 I mean, we only went out a couple months, and I'm okay with it.
这样 我会帮你 Here's the thing. I'm gonna help you.
过来一下 Come here for a second.
我有东西给你看 I got something to show you.
这是我女儿 她今晚会跟你去舞会 That's my daughter. She'll go to the prom with you tonight.
这才是应该做的事 It's the right thing to do.
而且那很重要 对吧 And that's not chopped liver, right?
我17岁 却只到过二垒 I was 17, and I'd only been to second base,
不过我觉得今晚可能走好运 But I felt like tonight could be my lucky night.
孩子 Hey, kid.
瑞可先生 Hey, Mr. Riccoli. Hey.
-叫我弗兰克 -好 - Call me Frank. - Oh. Yeah.
-你看上去不错 -谢谢 - You look good. - Thanks.
听着 尽量在12点12点半之前带她回家 Listen, try to get her home by 12:00, 12:30.
她得吃药 She's gotta take her pills.
你干嘛停下 Why are you stopping?
那是我女朋友 That's my girlfriend.
抱歉 我和吉尔一起来的 I'm sorry. I came with Gil.
他是纽约大学电影专业的 He's a film major at NYU.
那 很好 Oh, that-- that's cool.
我们 我们没什么的 We're-- we're cool. Whatever.
没什么事 It's no biggie, you know?
你的 你的游泳性耳炎怎么样了 How's your, uh, swimmer's ear?
很好 好多了 Good. Better.
这位是 Who's your date?
愿望 Make-a-wish.
对 对 Yeah. Yeah.
来舞会是她的梦 You know, it was her dream to go to prom,
我说 当然 我会帮你实现梦想 and I said, "of course I'll make your dream come true."
我想跳舞 I want to dance.
咱们 咱们应该先谈谈 Uh, we should-- we should talk first.
我想跳舞 I want to dance.
每个人都拍起你的手 Everybody clap your hands.
你们都看看 Check it out, y'all.
能有多低 How low can you go?
还能否再低 Can you go down low?
低到地板 All the way to the floor?
你能到多低 How low can you go?
还能站起来吗 Can you bring it to the top?
一路下去不停歇 Like you'll never, never stop?
等等 那是我的车 Wait! That's my limo!
你自己用走的吧 You've got your own wheels.
带我从公园走回家吧 Want to walk me home through the park?
从公园走 Through the park?
谢谢 Thanks.
我今晚很开心 I had a really good time tonight.
我也是 Me, too.
也许我该送你回家了 I should probably take you home.
许个愿吧 Make a wish.
我现在真什么都想不出来 I really can't think of anything right now.
来 Come on.
脱掉我的内裤 Take my panties off.
来啊 Come on.
对 就是它 Yeah, that's them.
好 现在脱掉你的裤子 Okay, now take your pants off.
快点 Hurry.
来 Come on.
过来 Come here.
抓住我的腿 Grab my legs.
就是这样 That's it.
早晨了 Mmm, it's morning.
该死 Oh, fuck!
-倒霉孩子 -对不起 - Motherfuckers. - I'm sorry.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他们昨晚又输了 这些蠢货 They lose it in the night-- these rat bastards.
八比七输了 八比七 They lost it 8 to 7. 8 to 7.
-扬基队得练练投球了 -早上好 爸爸 - Them yankees need some pitching. - Hi, daddy.
你好 宝贝 Hi, baby.
听着 谢谢你 真的 Listen, I, uh-- I really want to thank you very much.
在纽约像你这样的男孩不多了 There are not too many young men like you left in this city.
不用谢 Well, it's my pleasure.
看 纽约女演员 让人发疯 Yeah, New York actresses-- they drive you nuts.
女演员 Actresses?
去年 她演海伦·凯勒 Last year, she played Helen Keller.
蒙着眼睛绕城走了两星期 She walked around the city for two weeks, blindfolded.
就为了找到角色的感觉 You know, to get the feeling of the part.
鼻子磕破两次 现在又在市区这样 Broke her nose twice. Now she's doing this thing downtown--
也不知道演的谁 What the fuck-- whose life is it anyway?
总而言之 现在每天在轮椅上呆20小时 Anyway-- anyway, she's doing 20 hours a day in a chair now.
中央公园大约有843英亩 Central park covers almost 843 acres.
相当于曼哈顿6%的面积 It is 6% of Manhattan.
纽约还有12万7千个体验派女演员 There are also 127,000 method actresses in New York,
占城市人口的2% Which is 2% of the population.
在我高中毕业舞会的夜晚 And on the night of my senior prom,
这两者结合在一起 These two elements came together
让美好的心愿得以实现 To make one perfect wish come true.
天啊 我爱纽约 God, I love New York.
我就在这 And here I am
纽约仅剩的男孩 The only living boy in New York
好了伙计们 我不玩了 All right, guys. I'm done.
我要走了 I'm out. Yeah.
谢谢你 老兄 Thanks, man.
-还好吗 -很好 -Hey. -Hey.
看起来你好像得了心脏病 You look like you're gonna have a heart attack.
没事的 That was nothing.
听我说 You know what?
等一下好吗 我给他们说声再见 Give me a sec, all right? Just gonna go say bye.
-好兄弟 -好 - My man. - All right.
这是给你的 That's for you.
现在可要更多训练才行... Now, with a little bit more practice...
我就不用了 I ain't practicing.
我们走吧 You had me going.
你打很棒 You're good.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好了 走吧 All right. Let's go.
不知道为什么自己要跟他见面 I don't know why I said I'd meet him.
我记得给了他电话号码 但不记得什么时候了 I know I gave him my number, but when?
再见的时候吗 When we said goodbye?
对 是在酒吧 Oh, yeah. It was at the bar.
那时候 我没想到 I didn't realize we were gonna go home together
会和他一起回家 At that point.
傻瓜 Idiot.
为什么我那么做 Why did I do that?
为什么表现成那样 Why did I act like that?
我今晚只喝两杯 I'm only gonna have two drinks tonight.
我不会再和他做爱 我不想做 I'm not gonna have sex with him. I don't want to.
真的不想 I really don't.
天啊 我不想 God, I had no intention
跟他或其他任何人回家 Of going home with him or anyone.
当他坐我身边时 很明显 When he sat down next to me, it was so clear
我们格格不入 但我也没觉得奇怪 We weren't each other's style that it wasn't even weird.
因为没什么化学作用 我们就随便聊聊 And since there was no vibe, we just started talking
什么也没想 Without thinking anything,
后来 不知怎么回事 And then I don't know what happened.
和这个女孩真不是好主意 It's a bad idea with this girl.
说什么呢 她已经不是个女孩了 What am I saying? She's not a girl.
我不知她多大 I have no idea how old she is,
但是她绝对不是女孩了 But she's not a fucking girl.
为什么我要走30个街区来这家酒吧 Why am I walking 30 blocks to this bar?
我觉得我不应该来 I'm not in a good space for this.
是 她很漂亮 没错 Yeah, she was beautiful. Yes, she
身材很棒 聪明机灵 had a great body, and she's smart.
她当时喝醉了吗 我都不知道 Was she even drunk? I don't even know.
我都不知道她是干什么的 这很重要吗 I don't even know what she was. Does it really matter?
是我的幻觉 还是我老二在痒 Am I imagining things, or is my dick itching?
不 不是 只是这裤子 No, no, no. It's just these pants.
总是让我有错觉 They always rub me the wrong way.
天啊 当时可真性感 God, that was sexy.
不仅仅是性感 It was beyond sexy.
我感觉自己在拍贝托鲁奇的电影 I felt like I was in a damn Bertolucci movie.
我是怎么了 怎么这么紧张 What is wrong with me? Why am I so fucking nervous?
真搞笑 还是去坐出租车 This is ridiculous. Let's just get in a cab.
不 太早了 还是抽根烟吧 No, you're too early. Shit! I need a cigarette.
我觉得自己没醉 I don't think I was drunk.
虽然我回家时满嘴酒味 Although I definitely had red wine teeth when I came home.
我坐在酒吧上演苦情戏的时候 I'm sure he found that really attractive
他一定觉得我很有"吸引力" As I sat at the bar yammering about myself.
怪不得我们回去的时候他那么激动 Oh, no wonder he was so excited when we got home.
我终于不说话了 I finally shut the fuck up.
对 Yeah.
后来我几乎没说一句话 I hardly said a word the rest of the night after that.
感觉很好 It was good,
但是注定无疾而终 But there's nowhere for it to go.
我想如果只是做爱也就没事了 I think it would've been fine if it was just sex,
但是没那么简单 But it took another turn.
又有其他的 我不知道那算什么 Something happened. I don't know what zone that was,
但是我们都陷进去了 But both of us played into it.
这样真好 It's good we're gonna do this--
喝几杯酒 把事情讲清楚 Have a couple of drinks and get straight.
让他知道我懂这一切 Let him know I know what this was--
不代表什么 Nothing.
天啊 我真讨厌那扇窗 God, I hate that window.
我不想看地铁的内部结构 I don't want to see the innards of the subway system.
让人很恶心 Makes me feel sick.
赶快到吧 Just get me there.
你好 来杯詹美臣 很好 Hi. Can I get a Jameson? Great.
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
你忘记关那个了 You left that on.
是 我一会再看 Yeah. I'll look at it later.
晚安
女士 Madame.
谢谢 Thank you.
这不是我想要的房间 This is not the room I wanted.
我觉得离街道这么近很不舒服 I don't find it comfortable so near to the street.
噪音太大 The noise.
我自己来拿包吧 I can carry my bags.
这是我的工作 That is my job.
这很好 This is good.
我真希望下雪 I was hoping it would snow.
街道就会安静下来 Then the street is quiet.
整个世界也安静下来 The world goes quiet.
我觉得这里不会下雪 I don't think there is snow.
-你不是美国人 -不是 - You're not American. - No.
不是 我们酒店没几个美国人 No, we're not so many of US American in this hotel.
这就是我最喜欢纽约的地方 It's one of the things I love best about New York.
所有人都来自不同的地方 Everyone came from somewhere else.
是的 Yeah.
希望你在这住的舒适 Well, I hope you will be very comfortable here.
如果有需要给下面打电话 Please call down if you need anything.
这里没有花 There are no flowers.
能不能送点花到这个房间 Is it possible to have flowers in the room?
紫罗兰 或者 Violets? Or...
我喜欢紫罗兰 I love violets.
当然如果你们没有的话 I'm not expecting you to buy them, of course,
我也不要求你们去买 If you, uh-- if you don't have them.
我想我会找到紫罗兰的 I'm sure I can find some violets.
进来 Come in.
你是哪里弄来的 How did you do that?
我什么也没做 I didn't do anything.
您一定是预定了这束花 You must have requested them.
就在下面的大厅里 They were downstairs in lobby.
我没有 I didn't.
没有更好 All the better.
难以置信 Incredible.
看来你很幸运 不是吗 So you're lucky, no?
这些紫罗兰在等着你 These violets were waiting for you.
还有没有什么其他的奇迹我可以效劳 Are there any other miracles I can perform?
我真不敢相信 Oh, I doubt it.
怎么了 What-- what's happened?
过来 过来 Here, here.
对 对不起 用这个 拿着 I'm s-- I'm sorry. Here, here, here.
没事 过来 No, no. Come on.
把头仰起来 Put your head back.
你会觉得疼吗 Are you in pain?
我不太懂 It's not my business.
后背疼吗 From your back?
等一下 Wait here.
我给你准备了点东西 I have something for you.
可以吗 Please?
紫罗兰之谜已经解决了 The mystery of the violets is solved.
我爸爸是 My father is, um--
这里的经理 酒店经理 My father is manager here-- at hotel.
他很高兴你又入住酒店 He's very happy you have returned to hotel.
他是你的忠实粉丝 女士 He's very big admirer of yours, madame.
他说在巴黎听你唱过很多次 He says he heard you sing many times in Paris.
请代我谢谢他 Please thank him.
巴黎是我梦想的地方 Paris is place I wish I visit.
你想让我给你打开吗 Would you like me to open?
好吧 Perhaps.
你和我一起喝吧 Would you join me?
我不... I don't...
喝吧 Please?
干杯 Sant?
你看起来很伤心 You seem so sad.
年轻人不应该这么伤心 No one so young should be so sad.
你还唱歌吗 Do you still sing?
再也不唱了 Never.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我会很高兴听您唱歌 I should love to have heard you sing.
这里太冷了 You are too cold.
当然会冷 Surely.
不冷吗 No?
你怎么能受得了 How can you bear it?
不知道你怎么能受得了 Don't know how you can bear it.
对不起 我没看见什么 I'm sorry. I-- I don't see anything.
你在街上看到了什么吗 Did you see something in the street?
女士 需要我关上窗户吗 Would you like me to close the window, madame?
太冷了 It is very cold.
好的 Yes.
请关上窗户 Please close the window.
经理很高兴 The manager is very happy
您再次入住酒店 That you've returned to the hotel.
他记得你很喜欢紫罗兰 He remembered your love of violets
希望你喜欢 And hopes you enjoyed them.
他是你的忠实粉丝 女士 He's a great admirer of yours, madame.
他说在巴黎 Says that he heard you sing
听你唱过很多次 Many times in Paris.
是吗 Yes.
请代我谢谢他 Please thank him.
艺术家? Artist?
画家 Painter.
我看见你手上的颜料了 I see the paint on your hands.
是的 Mm-hmm.
我也是画家 I'm a painter, too.
已经获得了一些关注了 Already there's been some serious interest, you know?
人们喜欢我的作品 People like my stuff.
他们真的喜欢 I mean, they really like it.
你在这里待很久了吗 You've been here long?
这里可不容易 It's not easy here.
我经常看到一些东西 你应该也是 I see things everywhere. Don't you?
是新颖的 It's all new.
画在墙上 桥上 On the walls, on bridges,
我看见新事物 I see things.
我从天空获得自己的调色板灵感 I get my palette from the sky.
我等待 然后画画 I wait, and I paint.
你不觉得 当你初次来到这里 Don't you think, when you first come here,
就是因为 You come because this
在这里 一切皆有可能 Is the capital of everything possible?
有一段时间 是这样的 Ah, for a while, it can be.
我可以让大楼跳舞 I can make the buildings dance.
整个城市因我而跳动 Whole cities move because of me.
这取决于你怎么看 泰亚 It's how you look at things, Teya.
你看见城市在于这些建筑之中 You see a city between the buildings.
你看那些高楼 把天空切割 You see the shapes they cut out in the sky?
像妈妈的牙齿 Mm-hmm, like mommy's teeth.
没事 That's okay.
我的伞失去控制了 My umbrella's out of control.
到处跑 It's everywhere.
-你喜欢那只狗吗 -设想我们住在巨大的伞里 - You like that dog? - Imagine if we were in a huge umbrella,
如果我们住在巨大的伞里 If we were living in a huge umbrella.
那会很诡异的 That would be so weird,
那我们就会一直看见绿色 Because then we're going to see a green
或者其他什么颜色 Or any color all the time.
那个小松鼠为什么追另一只松鼠 Why's that squirrel chasing the other squirrel?
因为他爱她 Because he loves her.
那她跑什么 Then why is she running away?
因为她害怕 Because she's scared.
我们现在能去喷泉那玩吗 Can we go to the fountain now?
喷泉? 我不记得喷泉在哪 The fountain? I don't remember where the fountain is.
你记得吗 Do you?
不 不记得了 Oh, no! oh, no!
妈妈不让我吃热狗 Mommy doesn't let me eat hot dogs.
你想要寿司 You want sushi?
海带很恶心 Seaweed's gross.
这是我们之间的秘密 好吗 Then it's our secret, okay?
好吧 All right.
手链掉进去了 Bracelet fell in.
请问 Excuse me.
什么事 Yeah?
我们很想说 We couldn't help but notice
你和她相处真好 How good you are with her.
谢谢 谢谢 Oh, thanks. Thank you.
男阿姨很少见 It's so unusual to meet a manny.
好的男阿姨就更少了 And a good manny, at that.
什么 What?
就是男人做保姆 You know, a male nanny.
谢谢 谢谢 Well, thank you. Thanks.
失陪了 泰亚 Excuse me. Teya.
泰伊 走了 宝贝 Tey. Come, baby.
我们走吧 Let's go now.
到时间了 走吧 Time to go. Come.
太阳是男孩 月亮是女孩 The sun's a boy, and the moon's a girl.
很对 泰亚 Exactly, Teya.
太阳 月亮 El sol, la luna.
-月亮 -对 说得很好 - La luna. - Yeah, that's right.
我喜欢他们一块出来 I like when they're both out. Yeah?
他们制造出美丽的颜色 They make all these pretty colors,
紫色 玫红 粉红 And it's kind of like purple, hot pink and regular pink,
这些颜色好像在玩相互捕捉的游戏 And they sort of, like, play tag with each other
趁它们还有能力 While they still can.
宝贝 Hey, sweetness.
妈妈 Hey, mommy.
衣服不错 Nice outfit.
是自己挑选的吗 Did you pick that out yourself?
是的 还有手链也很配 Yep. And the bracelet matches.
是的 It does.
爱德在那里 他给你带了好吃的 Ed's over there. He's got a snack for you.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你会饿的 You're going to get hungry.
我吃了一个热狗 I had a hot dog.
你应该对她严厉些 You need to be firm with her, okay?
她需要严加管教 She needs the discipline.
她需要你 She needs you.
她想你 She misses you.
明早再来接她 Pick her up again tomorrow?
好吗 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
快走 小鬼 Come on, monkey.
爸爸 爸爸 Daddy, daddy!
不好意思 这些都要干洗吗 Excuse me. All this for dry cleaning?
是的 明天能取吗 Yeah. Is tomorrow okay?
没问题 Why not?
5点以后 After 5:00.
你最近买了不少东西 You've been shopping.
都是高级货 Very expensive stuff.
我不想落伍 I don't like to run out.
真不错
真性感
太性感了
苏先生
你要吓坏那位先生了
你的广东话进步不少 Your cantonese is improving.
我一直在学 I've been studying.
晚上玩的愉快 Have a nice night.
你也是
再见
25美元 $25.
你好 今天过的怎么样 Hey, how are you today?
很好 Good.
我想画你 I want to paint you.
素描 You know, portrait.
你愿意跟我来吗 Um, would you like-- come with me?
为什么选我 Why me?
我不知道 I don't know.
我真不知道 I really don't know.
不行 I can't.
拜托了 Please.
好吧 抱歉 Okay. I'm sorry.
我给你写一下我的地址 I'm going to give you my address.
如果你改变了主意 If you change your mind...
我会等你 I'm waiting for you.
到那边把茶叶切细了
你在找什么 Hey. You looking for something?
我在找那个画家 I looking for the painter.
什么 What?
画家 The painter.
那个画家死了 The painter is dead.
你想租房吗 You want apartment?
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
我猜这个没用了 Well, I guess this is useless.
你不就是那个 Aren't you the one
总在咖啡店里录像的人吗 Who's always filming in the coffee shop?
我以为我够谨慎的了 I thought I was being more discreet.
我猜我的秘密暴漏了 I guess my secret's out now.
如果请求许可的话 他们绝不会答应 所以 If you ask for permission, you never get it, so...
所以 你喜欢打破条条框框 So you like to break the rules, then?
很多人阻挠我 A lot of people give me trouble.
但今天我不会 Well, I will be the exception for today.
这座城里充满了惊喜 不是吗 Oh. City's full of surprises, right?
是 Yeah.
喂 是我 我们能谈谈吗 Hey, it's me. Can we talk?
彼得 你好吗 Yeah, Peter. How are you?
是的 是的 当然 Yeah, yeah, of course.
明早我会给你 I'll get it to you in the morning.
他们是非常重要的客户 No, they're very important clients.
不 无论如何不能失掉一个客户 No. Losing a client is not an option.
妈的 Shit.
是的 Yeah.
还有呢 And?
谢谢 Thank you.
我不管 让他推迟开盘 No, I don't care. Tell him to postpone the opening.
是的 是的 当然 Yeah, yeah, of course.
如果他们的律师想联系你 And if their lawyer tries to contact you...
你看到什么 What do you see?
不 别提第二项提议 No, don't mention the second offer.
还不行 Not yet.
不 好吧 彼得 No. Okay, Peter.
谢谢你 You, too. Thanks.
这就是我喜欢纽约的原因 You know,this is what I've always liked about new york.
在路边停留一小会儿 抽根烟 These little moments on the sidewalk, smoking,
想想你的人生 Thinking about your life.
让你更感激这座城市 Makes you appreciate the city better.
你可以观赏这些建筑物 You can watch the buildings.
感受周围的空气 看看路人 You can feel the air and look at the people.
有时遇到个你感觉聊得来的人 Sometimes meet somebody you feel like you can talk to.
你们能谈什么 You can talk about what?
你能和陌生人谈的事 Things you can say to a stranger.
没有过去 就没有负罪感 You know, when there's no past, there's no guilt.
你和一个完全陌生的人上过床吗 Have you ever made love to a perfect stranger?
你现在是在挑逗我 Now you're teasing me.
我想是的 I believe I am.
我的意思是 Well, I mean...
并不完全是陌生人 No, not exactly a perfect stranger,
如果你指我完全不认识的人 If you mean someone I wouldn't know at all.
太悲哀了 It's sad.
悲哀 为什么 It's sad? Why?
因为没有什么比 Because there's almost nothing more exciting
和陌生人做爱更刺激的了 Than fucking somebody you don't know.
不是吗 Right?
你不知道他们的名字 You don't know their name,
刚刚看过他们的脸 Barely saw their face.
别 Don't.
别告诉我你的名字 Don't tell me your name.
我抽完这支烟 You know what? As soon as I finish this cigarette,
就要再进去那家饭店 I have to walk back into that restaurant
继续坐在我丈夫对面 And sit down again in front of my husband.
然后 And?
然后 他不会正眼瞧我 And he won't look at me.
他不会注意到 And he won't notice
我今天没穿胸罩 I'm not wearing a bra under my dress.
没穿胸罩 No bra?
也没穿内裤 No panties, either.
不穿内衣 No underwear?
今天没有 Not today.
我为那位可悲且孤独的丈夫感到难过 I feel sad for this poor, lonely husband
他没能发现他妻子隐藏的天赋 Who can't see his wife's hidden talents.
但你不认为他和别的男人一样吗 Don't you think he's like every man, though?
厌倦并且无视自己的妻子 He's typically blind and bored by his very own wife,
只会幻想和还没到手的女人 Ready to fantasize about the first unknown woman
找乐子 He hasn't fucked yet.
我很烦人 不是吗 Am I bothering you?
没有 Not at all.
你之所以那么说 Yeah. And you say that
是因为我让你兴奋了吧 Because now I've turned you on, right?
你想和我上床 You want to take me to bed.
你想和我上床吗 Do you want to take me to bed?
是的 我想 Yeah, I probably do.
得了吧 Aw, come on. All right,
你干嘛和我说这些 Why are you telling me all of this?
因为今晚我想要事情有所改变 Because tonight I want things to change.
过度吸烟有害健康 Chain smoking's a bad thing.
天晓得 或许我们还会见面 Who knows? Maybe we'll meet again.
谢谢 Thank you.
请慢用 Enjoy your meal.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
好吗 Okay?
药店
需要什么 What can I do for you?
我在做下犬式 I was doing downward dog,
然后换做腰扭转式 And then I went into chakrasana,
结果就变成这样了 And that's when it happened.
什么是下犬式 What's a downward dog?
瑜伽 Yoga.
是啊 Oh, yeah. You know,
我记得你以前身子骨很松弛很柔韧 I remember you used to be really loose and limber.
李柯里先生 你开处方就好了 Mr. Riccoli, can you just fill the prescriptions now?
-我不是说松弛的像...-我知道你在说什么 - I didn't mean loose like. - I know what you're saying.
我还要去别的地方 I just have somewhere to be.
好吧 Right.
这是什么 你和谁在一起 What the hell-- who you with?
避孕药 你到底想干嘛 Birth control? What the hell are you doing?
得了吧 Oh, come on.
不 听着 我是说 No, listen, I'm just saying that,
我想 丽迪亚 You know, I think, Lydia,
私下说 你该要个孩子了 Personally it's time for you to have babies.
你开玩笑吗 What are you, kidding me?
你怎么回事 我走了 What's wrong with you? I'm out of here.
我说什么了 What'd I say?
我说... What did I--
你以前人不错 现在是怎么回事 You used to be nice. What happened to you?
丽迪亚 拜托 告诉我 我说错什么了 Hey, Lydia, come on. Talk to me. What'd I say?
我很抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry.
我他妈说错什么了 What the hell did I say?
孩子 Babies.
你又朝我发脾气 You're picking on me again.
我只是不明白为什么任何事 I just don't understand why I'm always the one
都得由我提出来 Who has to initiate everything.
才没有 Not true.
我们哪都没去 We don't go anywhere.
你什么地方都不带我去 You don't take me anywhere.
上周我带你去了公园 I took you to the park last week.
拜托 我在说出城 Come on. I'm talking about outside of the city.
说一个过去两年里 Name one place in the past two years
你带我去过的城外的一个地方 Outside the city that you've taken me to.
汉普顿斯的海滩 Beach in the Hamptons.
那是我们相遇的地方 而你讨厌汉普顿斯 That's where we met, and you hated the Hamptons.
我说的是公路旅行 I'm talking about a road trip,
或是独木舟旅行 甚至是自行车旅行 Or a canoe trip, even. A bike trip.
你能不能别摆弄你的手机了 Will you stop with the phone?
说一个 Just name one.
你看吧 Exactly.
什么 What?
如果你能去世界上任何一个地方 If you could go anywhere in the world,
你想去哪 Where would you go?
你知道的 You know where.
-跟我来 -你要干嘛 - Come with me. - What are you doing?
我刚刚买了机票 我们现在就出发 I just bought tickets. We're leaving now.
真的吗 We are?
美国航空
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
我现在什么都没带 I don't have anything with me right now.
我会给你买一只牙刷 Well, I will buy you a toothbrush.
在罗马 In Rome.
经济舱 Coach is fine.
抬起脚 Lift your feet.
你没抬起来 You don't lift your feet.
我抬起来了 I'm lifting my feet.
不 你在拖着脚走 No, you're shuffling.
医生说你得抬起脚走路 The doctor said you should lift your feet.
我抬着脚呢 我抬着脚呢 I'm lifting, I'm lifting.
你想再摔一跤 摔烂你的另一半屁股吗 You want you should fall down, break your other hip?
那样至少两边的痛苦就平等了 At least then the pain would be the same on both sides.
-平等 -什么事你总想要平等 - Equal. - Everything always has to be equal with you.
我是个民主的人 I'm a democratic sort of fellow.
等你摔烂另一半屁股时 Well, see how democratic you feel
我倒要瞧瞧你能感到多平等 When you fall down and break your other hip.
我不会摔烂屁股 I'm not breaking any hips.
你过会儿要去哪吗 Is there some place you got to get to later?
干嘛走那么快 What is your hurry?
因为我想在下周前到那 My hurry is I want to get there before next week.
以你走路的速度来看... At the rate you walk...
你想走快点吗 You want faster?
那就和我离婚找个比我年轻的 Divorce me and get yourself a younger man.
汤姆·克鲁斯如何 Tom Cruise, perhaps.
你觉得这很有意思吗 You think you're funny?
事实上 是的 I do, as a matter of fact.
那么你会怎么办 你这个自以为是 Then what would you do, Mr. Smarty-pants?
自以为很独立的家伙 Mr. I'm so independent,
我不需要别人帮我开泡菜罐子 I don't need any help opening the pickle jar.
泡菜罐子和我有仇 I got caught in a pickle.
如果没我帮忙 You'd still be putting on
你现在还在穿夹克呢 Your jacket if it wasn't for me.
撞我啊 怎么不撞我 Go ahead, hit me, why don't you?
想撞倒我吗 Want to run me down?
总是这样 响着喇叭 好像这地方是他们的 All the time, honking like they own the place.
我们该自己开车 We could have driven.
谁开 你吗 Who could have driven? You?
你想让我现在心脏病发吗 You're going to give me a heart attack now?
如果自己不开 What's the good of having a car
那要车干嘛 If I never get to drive it?
你不能开车 你连路标都看不清 You can't drive. You can't even read the street sign.
我还有驾照 I still have my license.
那是因为车管局的女孩 Only because that girl at the DMV
可怜你 Took pity on you.
都是因为你和她调情 All that flirting with her, oh.
真让人难堪 It was embarrassing.
布莱顿海滩大街 Brighton Beach Avenue.
好像你不知道这是哪儿似的 As if you didn't know what street this was.
我知道这是哪儿 I know what street this is.
当然你知道 Of course you know what street this is.
你以为我不知道吗 You think I don't know what street this is?
我说你不知道了吗 Did I say you didn't?
我在念路标 I was reading the street sign.
我嫁给了伊夫林·伍德 A regular Evelyn Wood I married.
快点 绿灯了 Hurry up, it's green.
要变红灯了 The light's going to change.
上台阶 Step up.
好了 Okay.
确定吗 我们不急 You sure? We're not in any rush.
我说好了 I said I'm okay.
别走那么快 Don't walk so fast.
我不想叫救护车 I don't want to have to call an ambulance.
我不想费劲去想要怎么用 I don't want to think about trying to
她送给我们的手机 make that cell phone she sent us work.
你打电话给她了吗 Did you call her?
她打给我的 She called me.
-她说什么了 -你以为她会说什么 - What did she say? - What do you think she said?
你好吗 爸爸好吗 你们在干嘛 "How are you? How is dad? What are you doing?"
你和她说什么了 And what did you say to her?
我告诉她我们年年都在做同样的事 I told her we're doing the same thing we do every year.
很好 Good.
她说她寄了一张卡片 问我们收到没 She said she sent us a card, and did we get it.
-我们收到卡片了吗 -你看到了吗 - Did we get a card? - Did you see any card?
或许还没寄到 Maybe it just didn't get here yet.
或许她寄得太晚了 She probably sent it late.
-别埋怨 -我没埋怨 - Don't criticize. - I'm not criticizing.
你在埋怨 You are criticizing.
我只是说 她或许忘了 I'm just saying, she probably forgot
最后才想起来 And then remembered at the last minute.
等着瞧吧 You wait and see.
邮戳可能是昨天 The postmark will be yesterday,
好像从法国寄到这一天就能到 As if it could get here from France in one day.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
我不想走斜坡 I don't want to take the ramp.
走斜坡容易点 Well, the ramp is easier.
我要走楼梯 I'll take the stairs.
你想杀了我 You're going to kill me.
他终于选定今天杀了我 Today of all days, he decides he'll finally kill me--
让我走楼梯 以此来摆脱我 Do away with me by making me take the stairs.
看你走楼梯 Give me a heart attack,
就能让我心脏病发 Just watching you take the stairs.
现在的警察很聪明 They have smart police these days,
就像犯罪现场里的那些小可爱 Like the cute one on CSI.
他们会查明白的 They'll figure it out.
这将成为头条新闻 It'll make headlines--
结婚63周年之际 丈夫杀死了妻子 Man kills wife on 63rd anniversary,
手法是爬楼梯 Walking up stairs.
小混蛋 Hoodlums!
应该逮捕他们 They ought to arrest them.
我们去吃午饭吧 Let's go have lunch.
走吧 来 Let's go. Come on.
走吧 Let's go.
我来了 我来了 I'm coming, I'm coming.
抬起脚来 Lift your feet.
-我抬着呢 -不 你在拖着脚走 - I'm lifting. - No, you're shuffling.
-抬起脚来 抬起脚来 -抬着呢 抬着呢 - Lift your feet. Lift. - I'm lifting, I'm lifting.
好的 来吧 All right. Come on.
我给你整整帽子 I fixed your hat a little bit.
看起来不错 You're looking okay with your hat.
是吗 Yeah.
在我看来挺帅的 Looking pretty good-looking to me.
看着我 Look at me.
我看起来糟透了 I look terrible.
我不明白发生了什么 I don't understand what happened.
发生了什么 Happened. What happened?