乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯 Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
我是洛杉矶警局的麦考密克警官 this is Lieutenant McCormick...
of the Los Angeles Police Department.
放下你们的武器，双手高举，乖乖的走出银行 Put down your weapons and come out of the bank...
with your hands in the air.
史无前例的抢劫，多么棒的主意 One last big heist.
对，乔总是有办法，是的，先生们，乔知道他正在干嘛 What a great idea.
Yeah, Joe knows best.
Yes, sirree, Joe knows exactly what he's doing...
他很清楚，但乔为何要扯上我？ exactly what he's doing.
现在我们被倾巢而出的洛城警察… And what does Joe get me?
Stuck in a bank called the Alamo...
困在这个叫做阿拉莫的银行里，看看外面 surrounded by the entire Los Angeles Police Department.
Look out there.
请注意，各位，在尽可能的情况下… Remember now, people...
要避免流血场面的产生，全体人员必须保持冷静 these guys haven't been prone to violence yet...
in any of these incidents.
So everybody just stay real calm, all right?
乔·布莱克与特瑞·柯林斯的末日终于来到了 Joe Blake and Terry Collins have finally met their match.
我想他们运气已尽，如果这次想安全脱身… l think they're running out of luck very quickly.
他们要有如同神话人物般的神通广大 They're gonna need more tricks up their sleeve...
than Siegfried and Roy...
if they think they're gonna get out of this one.
我们正在报道的是发生在市中心阿拉莫信贷银行的劫案 lf you're just tuning in, we're in front...
of the Alamo Savings and Loan right here in Century City.
这地方紧张的象是战场，军方已经派人员到达 The place looks like a war zone.
The, uh, the troops are moving in here.
特别机动队已经就位，直升机正在上空盘旋 The SWAT team is moving in. The helicopters are moving in.
中国的老子曾经说过，要以静制动 Lao-tzu says that even the softest of things...
can pass through a horse like invisible water.
真要谢谢你，说了那么多无用的废话，乔 Thank you...
for that completely useless bit of information, Joe.
知道你的问题是什么吗？ You know what your problem is, huh?
我的问题？知道，我象是被夹住的老鼠 My problem?
Yeah. l'm trapped like a rat!
注定将早早归西 Destined for an early grave.
凯特·惠勒 Kate Wheeler.
你记得那个凯特吗？ You remember Kate.
那个叛徒 Traitor...
骗子 liar...
墙头草 queen of double cross...
大话精 empress of deceit.
好了，我明白你的意思 Hey, duchess, OK, l get your point, all right?
但是，乔，你真是那么认为吗？因为我又想起… Oh, do you, Joe?
Do you really?
我曾不止一次的慎重警告过你 Because as l recall...
l remember warning you...
in the strongest language possible...
把人质全天留在身边，是大错特错 that taking on a full-time hostage...
was an error of epic proportions.
我们没有别的选择 We had no choice, OK?
不，我们本来有 Yes, we did.
杀了她，然后在树林里毁尸灭迹，那本来会没事 Shoot her and bury her body in the woods.
难道不是你带她来的吗？我记起来了 That was a choice.
Hey, you brought her in, OK?
如果我们放她走，她会去报警 l recall that!
You know what? lf we'd have let her go...
she'd have gone right to the cops, OK?
乔，看看外面，她果然报警了 Joe, look outside.
She did.
她确实办到了 That's exactly what she did.
凯特·惠勒应该感谢伟大的祖国… Kate Wheeler's gonna get...
the thanks of a grateful nation...
会给她提供如此巨大的一笔赏金 not to mention a sizable reward.
我们听到银行里传来枪声 We've got shots fired in the location.
各位晚上好，我是戴伦·海德 Good evening, everybody. l'm Darren Head...
今晚我们将向您讲述一个难以置信的故事 and tonight we have an incredible story for you.
这故事有点象肥皂剧，也有点象犯罪片… lt's a story that's part soap opera, part crime drama...
这是个关于背叛和贪欲的故事 a story of betrayal and greed.
就象是邦妮与克莱德、或是巴纳姆与贝利的故事 lt's part Bonnie and Clyde...
it's part Barnum & Bailey.
这是关于乔·布莱克与特瑞·柯林斯的故事 lt's the story of Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
美国历史上最为成功的银行劫匪 the most successful bank robbers...
in the history of the United States.
就在此刻，血腥枪战一触即发，他们也即将丧命 Now, shortly before the bloody shootout...
我曾经对他们进行过独家采访 that took their lives...
l had the opportunity to interview these men...
那时他们闯进我家，用枪指着我… in an exclusive interview...
when they broke into my house...
命令我由他们的视点，讲述他们的故事 and by gunpoint...
made me tell their story...
现在我将这段采访公开，你们将看到的这卷录像带… from their point of view.
Now, the reason l bring this up...
is that the footage you're about to see...
是由我的私人助手胡里奥，用家用摄像机拍摄的 was shot on a home video camera by my personal assistant Julio.
所以画面有些抖动和摇摆，并不十分专业 So it's a little shaky and a little wobbly...
屏幕上即将出现的是布莱克与柯林斯 not exactly professional.
Now, what happened in the wide-ranging exchange is...
Blake and Collins revealed to me for the first time anywhere...
第一次向公众揭露，大胆的抢劫令他们如此出名的内幕 the inside story...
of the daring robberies that made them so famous.
24小时之后，布莱克与柯林斯将会死去… 24 hours later, Blake and Collins were dead...
我们的报道将是独家的，这句再来一遍 and we have an exclusive--
OK. Again.
24小时之后，布莱克与柯林斯将会死去 24 hours later, Blake and Collins were dead.
所以在今晚这个名为“逍遥法外的罪犯”的制作特辑里 So tonight on a very special edition...
of ''Criminals at Large''...
你将见到故事的内幕，这个关于过夜大盗的故事 the inside story, the true story...
of the Sleepover Bandits.
好…画面渐暗 And...fade to black.
不错，伙计们，把这段留下来 That was great, guys. We're gonna keep that one.
好 停 -All right. -Cut it.
用B卷播放 We'll use that with the ''B'' roll.
好了，打 Got it. Roll!
再使点劲，老兄 Don't quit on me, brother.
真荒谬，如果不是这样，就是那样 lt's ridiculous.
如果用冷漠不足以形容的话，那就只有用卑鄙 lf it's not one thing, it's another.
lf it's not downright apathy, it's just meanness.
他们简直是卑鄙到家，没人愿意来帮我 Total meanness.
Can't get any support from anybody.
没人会象我这样敢于啃硬骨头 Nobody else has to eat this crap like l do.
直拳挥的再猛点，伙计 You got to jab to spar, man.
嗨，乔… Hey, Joe.
我有话和你说，乔 Joe...
may l have a word with you, please?
这是对我公民权的侵害，就是那样 Hey, Joe.
lt's a violation of my civil rights.
That's what it is.
宪法规定，公民不得受到残忍和不公正的对待 Cruel and unusual punishment...
expressly forbidden by the Constitution, you hear?
囚犯总是受到残忍和不公正的对待，特瑞，事情本来如此 Prison is supposed to be cruel and unusual, Terry.
That's the whole idea.
我要说的不是这个 That's not what l'm talking about.
那你想说什么？ What are you talking about?
是大蒜，监狱长柯里尔禁止食堂供应新鲜大蒜 Garlic.
Warden Currier has banned the sale...
就因为他不喜欢那气味，你看，乔… of fresh garlic in the commissary...
because he doesn't like the smell.
You see, Joe...
大蒜就好比特效新药，对高血压，关节炎… it's like a-- it's a miracle drug.
High blood pressure and arthritis...
还有癌症、肺气肿、过敏症全都有效 and cancer...
emphysema...
大蒜是构成人体抵抗力的重要防线 allergies, anything.
Garlic is the first line of defense, always.
稍微停会，马里奥 Hold on one second, Mario.
你明白我的意思吗？ You see what l'm saying?
我吃那东西成瘾，我才不在乎医生会说什么 And l've got symptoms.
l don't care what that doctor says.
也许现在并不合适谈大蒜？ Maybe now's not a good time to talk about garlic?
嗨，乔，别管这问题了 Hey, Joe.
You--you know, don't worry about it.
等你下了拳击台，千万别做糊涂事 Once you come down out of the ring...
don't do what l think you're gonna do, please.
记得我和你说过的话吗？乔，别…别那么做 You remember what l told you, right, Joe?
Don't--don't-- uh, don't do the, uh--
你打断了我的牙齿，马里奥 You really chipped my tooth, Mario.
乔，看在上帝的份上，乔 Joe, for God's sake.
Joe.
乔，别这样，乔 Joe, wait.
Joe, hey.
乔，控制怒气…乔 Joe, anger management.
Anger mana--Joe!
控制怒气，乔 Anger management!
Joe.
冷静，深呼吸 Calm down.
Breathe.
听说过道教吗？ You ever read the ''Tao''?
什么？ l'm sorry?
就是那个叫老…雷…洛…鲁… You know, the guy, uh, Lao...
Lay, uh, Lo-wi...Lu...
老子 没错，就是老子 -Lao-tzu. -There you go. Lao-tzu.
乔，我劝过你别老窝在图书馆里 You know, Joe, l begged you to stay out of the library.
你还劝我去做愤怒控制疗法 You begged me to work on my anger management.
对，不过药物治疗会更快见效，那会更有效 Yeah, well, medication's quicker.
lt's much more effective.
知道我在想什么吗？ You know what?
今晚我想睡在舒服的床上 l would like to sleep in a comfortable bed tonight.
咬着奶酪三明治… l'd like to have me a cheeseburger...
炸薯条，还有大杯的巧克力奶做晚餐 french fries...
a big old chocolate milk shake for dinner.
这是中国古代智慧给你的启发？ Ancient Chinese wisdom?
不，只是因为饿了 No. Just hungry.
继续 Hold up.
我的牙真有点松了 l definitely chipped my tooth.
上帝啊，没人抱怨这该死的噪声吗？ For the love of God...
does no one else hear that infernal ringing?
很好，继续笑吧，不过根据最新的调查 Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead and laugh...
but according to the latest research...
耳鸣，他们管这叫这名，现在我耳朵就这么在响 tinnitus, which is what they call it--
that's what l've got in my ear--
我可不是在瞎说，这实际上是种疾病 l don't make this shit up--
is an actual disease.
继续笑吧，好好玩你们的篮球 Go ahead and laugh...
play basketball, have fun.
再等一会，我耳朵里也许会跑出个该死的卡西莫多来 ln the meantime...
l've got goddamn Quasimodo going off in my head--
就是那个钟楼怪人，你们明白吗？ bell tower, you understand me?
我的脑袋里就象是有座钟楼 l got a bell tower in my head!
你就是这铁家伙的司机吗？ Hey, you the driver of this thing?
没错 Yeah.
这容易驾驶吗？ Pretty easy to drive, is it?
非常容易 Pretty easy. Uh-huh.
乔？ Joe?
天啊，乔，你去那搅拌车里干嘛？乔？ Oh, my God.
Joe, what are you doing in a cement truck?
Joe?
乔，我这是干嘛？ Joe, what am l doing?
为何我们会在这里，还要被枪击？ Why are we in the concrete thing...
把头低下 getting shot at?
Just keep your head down!
乔 Joe!
关大门 Take it down!
乔，天啊，那有辆货车 Joe. Jesus. There's, like, a truck!
乔… Joe, Joe!
你计划多久了？ How long you been planning this?
这属于突发奇想 Just sort of came up.
坐稳了 Hang on to something.
有鹿 Deer!
是塑料做的 Plastic.
我们也许该找条象样的路 Don't you think we should be looking for a road?
乔 Joe.
停，请停下，太太，我们要借你的车急用 Stop. Stop, please.
-Ma'am. -Uh-huh?
是吗？ 对，请你解开安全带好吗？ We're gonna need to borrow your car.
-You are? -Yes.
Would you just unhook your seat belt, please?
来吧，对，很好，谢谢 Come on. Here you go. Very nice.
Thank you.
你的衣服很漂亮 That's a really lovely dress.
谢谢 Thank you.
来吧 谢谢 -Come on. -Thank you.
快进车里来 Get in the car.
好的 OK.
太太 什么事？ -Ma'am. -Yes?
你的手袋 Don't forget your purse.
谢谢 Thank you.
首先，我们需要…我们需要做什么？ OK, first things first.
我们得去换衣服，我们还需要点钱 We need, uh--what do we need?
We need clothes.
We're gonna need money.
还要一个藏身之处 A place to hide.
最好再尽快换辆新车 We better get a new car pretty quick.
就这样穿着囚服，驾车行驶在中心大街上 l don't feel good about driving down Main Street...
让我感觉糟透了，你明白我的意思吗？ wearing clothes that say inmate, you know what l mean?
为何把车停在这？ Hey, why are we stopping here?
这有大把现金 This is where they keep the cash.
嘿，蠢蛋 Hey! Stupid!
什么现金？ What cash?
你不是说要去搞点钱吗？ Didn't you say something about needing money?
说的对，但不是现在 Well, yeah, but, l mean, not right now.
乔，让我们稍微讨论下好吗？ Look, Joe, let's just discuss this for a minute, OK?
我意思是，钱是必须要搞的，但并不急着来 l mean, l know that money's on the list...
but it's not at the top of the list.
好极了 什么好极了？ -Bingo! -Bingo what?
你说的“好极了”是什么意思？ What do you mean, bingo?
你想用荧光笔抢银行吗？ Are you gonna knock over a bank with a magic marker?
你想怎么干？对着他们比划？我们甚至没有计划 l mean, what are you gonna do, write on them?
你得先要有计划，才能去抢银行 We don't even have a plan.
You have to have some kind of plan...
我们穿着厚棉布制服，一眼就能看出这是囚服 to rob a bank.
We're wearing matching denim uniforms...
除非里面的人全是瞎子，我认为这并不行，你明白吗？ that say inmate on them.
Unless these people are blind...
l don't think this is gonna work, you understand?
不许动，把枪交出来 Don't move.
用拇指和中指捏在枪柄上，慢慢交给我 Take out your gun...
thumb and middle finger on the butt.
开始吧 Hand it to me slowly.
Here we go.
女士们，先生们，我们很快就会消失 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be out of your way...
请别打电话，别按报警器，快打开钱箱 in just a second.
No phone calls, no alarms, please.
拿个袋子来，把钱都装进去，把钱装进去 Cash drawers open.
Take a bag, fill it with cash.
夫人，柜台后面有钱吗？ Cash, please.
没有 别碰那电话，先生 Ma'am, is there any other cash in the back?
-No. -Don't touch that phone, sir.
你肯定吗？ 我肯定 -Are you sure? -l'm positive.
别碰那个，你说的是实话吗？ Don't touch that. Are you telling me the truth?
是实话 l'm telling you the truth.
你看来很诚实 You look very honest.
请快点，谢谢 Quickly, please. Thank you.
他根本没做任何计划 He made no plan whatsoever for this.
快点，把这收好，我们会拿的，谢谢… Here we go. Put that right in there.
We'll take that. Thank you.
我来拿，来吧，非常感谢 Thank you, thank you.
l'll take that. Here we go.
OK. Thank you very much.
只要干起活来时间总是不够 Oh, there's just never enough time when you're working.
多谢各位合作，别打电话，别按报警器 Thank you for your cooperation.
好了，来吧，拿着 No phone calls, no alarms.
Here we go. Come on.
Take that.
拿好 Take this.
留着它能用来做标记，好了，走吧 Sir, in case you need to highlight anything.
Here we go. Come on.
停下，停车 Hey, hey, hey. Stop, stop.
Hey, hey. Whoa, ho, ho, ho!
怎么了？ What?
先生，我们想借用您的车 Sir, we need to borrow your car.
找公车去吧，混蛋 Find a bus, asshole.
到这边来，是这辆车 Hey, come over here. This car.
你带着那枪了吗？ You got the gun?
没有 No.
给我回来，该死的，别开枪 Come back here, goddamn it. Hold it!
好了，表现得自然点 Come on. Sit up and act regular.
站着别动 Hold it right there.
我胸闷、左臂有点麻木、心跳加速，头晕 Chest pain...
left arm a little numb...
accelerated heartbeat, spots.
我真的开始头晕了 l'm actually seeing spots.
坚持住 Hang on.
我想吐了 l'm feeling nauseous.
快出来 Out!
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
我能回监狱去吗？ May l please go back to prison?
现在还不行 Not yet.
该死 Oh, shit!
你叫什么？ What's your name?
舍利 Cheri.
拉上你的裤子，舍利 Zip up your pants, Cheri.
你也是 You, too.
我叫菲尔 l'm Phil.
你妈妈呢？舍利 So where's your mom, Cheri?
我妈从不住在这里 My mom doesn't live here anymore.
那你爸呢？ And your dad?
他去钓鱼度周末了 Oh, he's fishing for the weekend.
所以你爸把你一个人留在这？ So your dad left you here all alone.
不，他以为我住在朋友家 Oh, no. He thinks l'm at a friend's house.
那你呢？小鬼 And how about you, Scooter?
我对家人说要参加足球集训 Oh, l told my folks l had a soccer trip.
你竟然对父母亲撒谎？ You lied to your parents?
不，你想要搞笑吗？ Oh, you're kidding, right?
不，我很认真 No, l'm not kidding.
对不起，你们是谁？ l'm sorry...
who are you guys?
你们是越狱囚犯 Hey, you're inmates.
你刚说你叫什么来着？ What did you say your name was?
菲尔 Uh, Phil.
你觉得做囚犯，是件很有意思的事？ You think there's something funny...
about being an inmate, Phil?
我们是银行劫匪 We're bank robbers, OK?
我们现在有何计划？ So what's on our mind?
普雷佐德马 Parizo Del Mar.
普雷佐？ Parizo?
天堂的意思 Paradise.
我叔叔在离阿卡普尔科以南100英里的地方… My uncle owns this little hotel on the water...
开有一间小饭店 about 100 miles south of Acapulco.
那是在墨西哥 That's Mexico.
是的，阿卡普尔科就在墨西哥，特瑞 Right. That's where they keep Acapulco, Terry.
可是我有病，乔 But l have sanitation issues, Joe.
我们可以买下那饭店，将那改建为夜总会和度假村 We'll buy the hotel...
turn it into a nightclub and resort.
我会穿上晚礼服，向游客出售鸡尾酒 l could wear a tuxedo...
sell margaritas to the tourists.
我们会很快乐 We could have some fun.
你能办到吗？我是说你和我？ You'd do that?
l mean, you and me?
是的 Yeah.
好搭档 Partners?
Partners.
无尾礼服和鸡尾酒？ Tuxedos and margaritas?
很不错，不是吗？ 对 -Good, right? -Yeah.
我下厨料理，你来打理房间 l can run the kitchen.
You can work the room.
那生意风险很大 lt's a high-risk business, but, l mean...
但比较来说，那确实听起来很有吸引力 considering the alternatives...
l got to say l think that sounds really good.
但有个问题，我们拿什么去买？ l just have one question. How do we pay for it?
好吧… Well...
我们是银行劫匪 we are bank robbers.
那在哪？ So where is it?
在我腰带下面，膝盖之上 Below my belt and above my knees.
你懂我的意思 You know what l mean.
你会让我们都送命 You are gonna get us killed.
也许我能解决他们，我们会很富有，还会在电视上很出名 Maybe l'll save the day...
and we'll both be rich and famous and on TV.
我相信会有正确解决的办法，我很肯定 l think there's a way to do it right.
那么，那在哪？ l'm sure of it.
So, where is it?
在爸爸的柜里，高尔夫球棒的后面 ln Daddy's closet, behind the golf clubs.
好吧，我去拿 All right. l'm going.
抢银行最大的难题是什么？ What's the biggest problem every time you rob a bank?
会被抓？ Getting caught?
完全正确，保安会拿枪射你 Exactly.
There's guards to shoot at you.
出纳会按警铃，还有顾客会挡住去路，对吗？ There's tellers to hit alarms.
There's customers to get in the way, right?
对 Right.
所以你要选好环境再下手 You need to control the environment--
在没有保安，没有出纳，没有顾客的时候 no guards, no tellers, no customers.
没错，但若想在夜间行动，你还是得应付报警器 Yeah, but if you work at night...
you still got to deal with the alarms.
我们可以不用夜间行动 But we don't work at night.
那是什么时候？节假日？ When do you do it? Holidays?
不是 No.
我们可以利用银行经理… We do it with the bank manager...
在早上进行抢劫，就用他的钥匙，还有他的密码… in the morning, with the bank manager's keys...
and the bank manager's vault codes...
因为我们在前一夜就绑架了他 because we kidnap him the night before.
想想吧，挑个小镇，选家银行 l mean, think about it.
找到负责人，然后我们去拜访他 We pick a town. We pick a bank.
We find out who's in charge.
和他共度一晚，就象我们现在这样 We pay him a little visit.
We spend the night with him, like we are here.
到了第二天，在其他人到来之前… The next morning, we all go to work together...
我们就一起把事情办了 before anybody else gets there.
拿到了钱我们就跑 And we take the money and run.
然后过无尾礼服和鸡尾酒的日子，乔，就象你说的那样 Tuxedos and margaritas, Joe, just like you said.
生命将如落日般缓慢而美丽 Life will be like one big sunset.
在找什么好东西？ Want to see something neat?
拿枪指着我 Aim the shotgun at me.
什么？ What?
指着我 Aim it at me.
吓呆了？非常好 Freeze?
Pretty good.
但首先你要把枪上膛，就象这样 But first you got to pump a shell into the chamber...
like this.
漂亮 Neat.
谈话结束了？ The conversation is over, all right?
穿上这衣服让我感觉好极了，我喜欢这种款式 Well, l feel good in this collar--
但你给我找的裤子有点紧，乔 l've always liked this kind of collar--
but you boned me on the pants, Joe.
是有点不合身，腰有些低了 lt's really not fair. lt's a low blow.
本来是给我自己挑的，是我挑的，我特意选了这几款 l picked those pants out for me. l laid them out.
好极了，看看你们，这些衣服都合身吗？ l specifically chose those.
Well, well, look at you gentlemen.
Are the clothes all right?
你穿花格纹衣服真不错 Aren't we looking a bit spiffy in plaid?
他喜欢格子花纹 Oh, he likes plaid.
咖啡加两块糖，是吗？ Two sugars, right?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
舍利，我们想借用菲尔的车 Cheri, we're gonna have to borrow Phil's car.
没问题，他不会介意的 That's OK. He doesn't mind.
我当然不会介意，这交易很不错 The hell l don't.
That's a new transmission.
我们去哪？ So where are we headed?
鲁弗斯 Rufus.
鲁弗斯在哪？ Where's Rufus?
沿着这条路走不远 lt's up the road a little ways.
鲁弗斯有什么？ What's at Rufus?
波拉得，哈维·波拉得 Pollard...
Harvey Pollard.
什么？ What?
你想要开枪吗？ Oh, you feel the need to shoot?
好吧，那开枪吧 Well, go ahead and shoot, then.
你想要开枪吗？ What, you feel the need to shoot?
好吧，那么开枪吧 Well, go ahead and shoot, then.
该死的 Oh, to hell with it.
你想… Feel the need--
Draw!
小狗 Dog!
乔 Joe!
乔？ Joe?
乔 Joe.
怎么了？我以为你还在… What's up? l thought you were still in--
不，提早出来了 No, got out early.
特瑞，这是我表弟哈维·波拉得 Terry...
say hello to my cousin Harvey Pollard.
幸会，乔的朋友也是我的朋友，你叫哈瑞？ Glad to know you.
Any friend of Joe's, man... Was it Harry?
特瑞 Terry.
这裤子真糟糕 Those are wicked pants.
你在干嘛？工作吗？ So, what are you doing? Working?
特别效果，实际上就是替身 Special effects-- well, stunt work, primarily.
现在只是训练，该死的爆管坏了 Mostly training right now. Damn squibs won't fire.
我们需要个会开车的人 We're looking for somebody who can handle a car.
我会，要做什么？ l can do that. Why?
抢银行 Banks.
你开什么玩笑？ You're fooling with me.
棒极了，乔，我就是你们要找的人，要来点啤酒吗？ Well, hell, Joe, l'm just the man you're looking for.
You want a beer?
好，给我来一支 好的 Yeah, l'll take a beer.
计时器故障 Timer malfunction.
Draw!
我去拿酒 l'm gonna get a beer.
他是个老实人，还有摔下来的姿势很漂亮 He's honest...
and he falls real good.
我一直在计划做火人表演 Me, l'm gonna make a name for myself in fire.
要全身涂上固体汽油，大部分是在我手上… l've been practicing with gels-- you know, mostly on my hands...
当然还要穿特制的防护服 but l need a suit.
哈维，说回工作问题 Harvey, speaking of the job--
你想象过一个全身着火的人，从12楼跳下的情景吗？ You ever wonder why a man would set himself on fire...
and jump off the top of a twelve-story building?
当然没想过，哈维 Gosh, no, l didn't, Harv.
女人都喜欢爱冒险的男人 Women love a man who loves danger.
你们刚才一直在说，那个未暴露身份的人 You guys were talking about before--about the frontman.
你们提到那家伙很多次 You kept mentioning this guy.
你们能否向观众们，也向我解释一下 Will you explain to the people at home--and to me--
这个未暴露身份的人是谁，他负责干些什么？ what exactly the frontman does and who he is?
好吧，戴伦 Well, Darren...
那个人什么都干，除了抢银行 the frontman handles pretty much everything else...
他出面租房间，负责给我们送吃的，以及日用品 except robbing the bank.
He rents the rooms.
He gets the supplies, the food that, you know, we would eat.
还负责驾驶逃跑用的汽车 He drives the getaway car.
乔和我一直保持你们所谓的低调 Joe and l maintain what you call a low profile.
没错 Right.
若没有这人的协助，我们绝对不能成事 lf the frontman is never seen in a bank...
we're never seen out of one.
我列出了从俄勒冈州到加里福尼亚州… l plotted all the banks that we would rob...
所有适合我们抢劫的银行 from Oregon to California.
我们的第一个目标是俄勒冈市立银行 Our first bank on the list was the Oregon City Bank.
他们工作的时间和程序、保安、出纳、活动规律等等 So the schedules and the routines...
and the bank guards, the tellers, everything--
我们全摸得一清二楚 we got it all down...
但首先要控制我们的第一个人质，银行行长达里·米勒 but mostly we watched our first hostage...
Darill Miller, the bank president...
他对我们的动向毫无觉察，但他即将与过夜大盗们共度良宵 who didn't know it yet...
but he was about to spend the night...
with the Sleepover Bandits.
那听起来好象很棒 That sounded good, right?
没错，这很… Yeah, it's pretty--
他对此毫无察觉，但他即将与过夜大盗们共度良宵 ''Didn't know it yet, but he was about to spend the night...
这很有新闻价值 ''with the Sleepover Bandits.''
lt's very newsworthy.
听着，这是他的工作，对吗？ Look. lt's his job, all right?
我让他给我刮干净胡子… l asked him to get me a good mustache...
可他把我的脸，整的象是刚从爆米机里取出来一样 and he gives me something that looks like...
别管胡子了，我们得开工了 it come out of a Cracker Jack box.
This is not about the mustache.
他给你搞了顶不错的假发，瞧瞧你自己，棒极了 We're going to work.
He got you a nice wig.
Look at you. You look great.
你有注意那鬓角吗？就象是翅膀一样 Have you noticed the burns? They're kind of flapping.
亲爱的，能去开门吗？ Hon, can you get the door?
半小时后就开饭了 Everybody, dinner in a half-hour!
您好 Howdy.
我们是来抢你的银行的，乖乖的进去 We're here to rob your goddamn bank.
Now just get in there.
别难过了，妈妈 lt's OK, Mommy.
现在重要的是… The important thing here--
重要的是要记住… The important thing to remember--
重要的是，我们要一起度过整晚 The important thing...
is that we spend a quiet night together...
然后等到明天一早，我们就一起去银行 and then tomorrow morning, bright and early...
we all go down to the bank together and--
如果你仔细想一下，这其实并没什么难的 it's really a reasonable proposition...
if you think about it.
是的，随你怎么说吧 Sure.
Whatever you say.
这就是重点 That's the spirit.
别玩食物，艾力佳 Stop playing with your food, Erika.
可面条太长了 But it's too long.
我帮你切，下次你该用叉子卷着面来吃，象你爸那样 Here.
Next time l want you to try to wrap it around your fork...
just like Daddy does.
帮我也切下，妈妈 Cut mine, Mom.
稍等，宝贝 Just a second, hon.
调味汁太红了 The sauce is too red.
那不红 lt's not too red.
就是，调味汁颜色太红了 Yes, it is. The sauce is too red.
事实上，米勒太太，我觉得这调味汁很不错 You know, actually, Mrs. Miller...
this sauce is quite terrific.
味道很棒 是吗？ -lt's delicious. -lsn't it?
可我就讨厌 l hate it.
谢谢 Thank you.
保险库几点开？ What time's the vault set for?
7:30 7:30.
用蕃茄和柠檬调的？ 是的 Tomato lemon?
柠檬汁，薄荷叶，再加点奶油，你看，我还懂点吃的艺术 Lemon zest, oregano, a little cream--
see, l cook a little.
钥匙呢？ Keys?
共有两把，我有一把，操作员管另一把 Two.
l have one.
The operations officer has the other one.
但有几种味道我尝不出来，是罗勒草吗？ There's something in here l can't identify, though.
不是 ls it basil?
迷迭香？别告诉我答案 要猜不来并不难 Rosemary? No, don't tell me.
lt's not that big of a deal.
肯定是藏红花 lt's saffron.
对，就是藏红花
Yes, it's saffron.
真棒，我就知道是 Bingo. l knew it.
我做时会加点糖，这样会去掉酸味 You know, sometimes l put a little sugar in mine.
lt cuts the acidity.
糖 Sugar.
谢谢，我会记得的 Thank you. l'll...
这些是生活小窍门 try to remember that.
想看看我的拿手好戏吗？ Little tricks, you know.
Want to see something cool that l can do?
当然 Sure.
莫妮卡 Monica.
怎么？ What?
我们有客人在 We've got guests...sort of.
你真想用这身衣服去掩人耳目？ You really think you're gonna fool anybody in that getup?
你这身衣服就象“尼尔杨”在专辑中的造型… l mean, you look like Neil Young from that--
好象是叫“马背时代之后” what was that album?
''After the Horses'' or...
是“淘金热潮之后” lt was ''After the Gold Rush,'' and that's not the one.
专辑封面上，他靠在一棵雪地中的树下 lt's the one where he's leaning...
against a tree in the snow or whatever.
我本来就想要那形象 That's what l was actually going for.
安全离开银行和进入银行同样重要 Getting out of the bank is almost as important...
人质将被妥善看管，以防他们逃跑或报警 as getting into it.
The hostages were kept under the strictest possible guard...
to prevent escape or alarm of any type, you see?
所以我们要隔离那些孩子，米勒的孩子 See, we had to bring their kids along...
the Miller children.
“班坦”，收到了吗？ Butane?
收到，这是“班坦” Copy. This is Butane.
一切安排妥当，你们可以行动了 You're all clear and ready to rock and roll.
把音乐关掉，我听不清你的话 Please turn your music down. l can't hear a word you said.
你们可以行动了 You're ready to rock and roll!
谢谢 Thank you.
孩子们，你们在这等着 OK, girls. You just stay right here.
10分钟后就上班了 Everybody should be here in ten minutes.
所有警报都解除了吗？ What's the all clear?
那是什么？ What's that?
华盛顿的脸，要朝里面 Washington...on the inside.
什么？ What?
乔治·华盛顿的脸 George Washington.
要是情况一切正常，他的脸会朝向里面 When it's all clear, he's facing in.
把那搞好，达里 Make it all clear, Darill.
真酷 Cool.
又来了三个 Three more.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好，达里 Good morning, Darill.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好，女士们 Good morning, ladies.
这是开玩笑吗？ ls this a joke?
不，夫人，这是抢银行 No, ma'am.
This is a bank robbery.
快点，这不是游行，快点，好了 Hurry it up.
lt's not a parade. Come on.
和其他人一样找个位置，不会很久的 All righty, then.
Just have a seat with everybody else.
什么事？ lt's not gonna take long.
我想去洗手间 Monica?
以后别给她们喝那么多桔子水 l have to go to the bathroom.
No more juice boxes, Cloe, OK?
如果那些孩子不是喝了那么多水，事情早成了 lf it weren't for the fact that the kids had bladders...
the size of hummingbirds...
是的，她们喝了太多的桔子水 it would have been done...
Well, they drank a lot of juice.
总有一天你们会被逮住，这是份非常危险的职业 One of these days, you're gonna get caught.
你们有害怕过吗？ lt's a very dangerous job.
Aren't you ever scared and afraid?
既然你了解这事的危险性，其实我就象动物般的敏锐 When you know danger the way we do--
l know it like an animal, like a wild animal.
知道他们在狱中叫我什么吗？ You know what they call me in jail?
不知道 No, l don't.
黑豹 The panther.
女士们，先生们，非常感谢你们的合作 Ladies and gentlemen...
请不要尝试逃跑，因为你们都被监视器盯着 thank you very much for your cooperation.
Please make no attempt to escape...
because we will be monitoring the police scanners...
如果你们敢逃跑，我们就杀了你们 and we'll kill you if you do.
若你做出那种气势，就可以避开危险 When you're a well-oiled machine...
you exude danger.
对 Sure.
人们会害怕你 People fear you.
他们会害怕你的存在，枪支其实并不重要 They fear your presence.
The gun, really, is secondary.
谢谢 Thank you.
听好，我们分头走 Now listen. We go our separate ways.
两周后，我们在… Two weeks from today, we meet--
在克拉马斯瀑布碰头 没错 -Klamath Falls. -Klamath Falls, right.
你拿好地图，它会指示你怎么走 You take this map. lt's on there.
我想和乔一起 l want to go with Joe.
那不行 You can't do that.
不行，他们找的是结伴两个人，所以我们才要分开 You can't. They're looking for two men...
按照计划行事 and that's why we're splitting up...
这两周的时间我该怎么打发？ and going solo as planned.
What am l supposed to do for two weeks?
少惹麻烦就好 You stay out of trouble. Try that.
这小货车怎办？ What about the minivan?
就丢在这吧 You leave it here.
我喜欢这车，够宽敞 l like the minivan. lt's roomy.
我也喜欢，但作为一辆偷来的车，最好还是把它丢了 l appreciate that, but as it's a stolen minivan...
it's probably better that you leave it here.
我们走吧，得走了 Let's go. We got to go. Come on.
我的钱呢？ Well, what about my money?
在这，我们已分成了三份 There's yours right there.
We split it three ways, nothing fancy.
我想买套防火服，应该可以从洛杉矶邮购到 l'm gonna buy me a fire suit, first thing.
l bet l can mail-order one out of L.A.
该走了，干得好，伙计 Way to go. Good job, man.
你也是，好兄弟，我们办到了 You, too, buddy. We did it.
要小心，别惹麻烦 Be careful. Stay out of trouble.
你打算怎么用你那份？ What are you gonna buy with your shares?
买下天堂，两周后见，克拉马斯瀑布，多加小心 Paradise.
Two weeks. Klamath Falls.
Be careful!
乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯 Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
我是洛杉矶警局的麦考密克警官 this is Lieutenant McCormick...
of the Los Angeles Police Department.
放下你们的武器，双手高举，乖乖的走出银行来 Put down your weapons and come out of the bank...
with your hands in the air.
这时候可真糟糕 This could be a bad time...
但我必须指出，我曾警告过你，那女人会毁了我们 but l just want to point out that l did warn you that...
好了，我明白了 that woman was gonna be the ruin of us.
Right. Understood.
既然我们的处境已经那么惨 But as our future looks rather bleak and miserable...
就没必要再争什么，先把这里搞定 l suggest we figure out what got us here...
in the first place...
再讨论那女人的问题 which brings us back to that woman.
阴道炎最常见的症状，是阴道开始不正常分泌 The most common symptom of vaginitis...
is an abnormal vaginal discharge, often...
通常也许是由过敏反应，或是寄生虫引发 ...probably from an allergic reaction to mites.
没油了，妈的 Out of gas.
Shit.
那是什么味道？ What is that smell?
意大利式脆皮、新鲜土豆 lt's a gratin with Florence fennel...
new potatoes...
加奶油的海鲜酸菜汤，还有鹌鹑 clam and sorrel soup with cream and mirepoix...
and stuffed quail.
凯特，今晚我不能在家吃饭，有应酬 Kate, l have a dinner tonight--
clients.
今晚？ Tonight?
好吧，玩的开心 Oh, well, it's just for fun.
我去健身了，再见 l'm going to the gym. See you.
甜心 Sweetheart?
什么？ Yeah?
自己出去看场电影吧 Why don't you go see a movie?
我们的关系紧张，还在互相伤害 We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
今晚我就需要你 l really need you tonight
很久以前，我堕入爱河 Once upon a time, l was falling in love
停 Stop!
天哪 Oh, my God!
你没事吧？要不要紧？ Are you all right? Are you OK?
对不起，快，医院… Come on. l'm so sorry.
Come on. Hospital, hospital.
卡斯凯德医院位于… Cascade Memorial Hospital is located at...
你的脚趾能动吗？ Can you wiggle your toes?
有声音 Voices.
第22大道… 22nd Avenue...
我听到奇怪的声音，这声音是那来的？ Hearing voices.
难道是从我的…等等 Where are the voices? Are they--
Are those in my--
Hey, wait.
快把车靠边… Uh, hey. You pull-- You pull--
把车靠边，然后从车里出去 You pull over and--
You pull over and get out of the car.
你用不着如此动怒 You don't have to get all huffy about it.
快把车停下 You need to pull the car over.
这只是个意外 lt was an accident.
听着，我会对你开枪的 Listen. l'll shoot you with this thing.
随便你，相信我，那样比较好 Oh, go ahead.
lt'll be an improvement, believe me.
听我说好吗？小姐 Will you listen to me, miss?
叫我凯特 凯特，我是个亡命之徒 -Kate. -Kate.
绝望？ 是的 l'm a desperate man.
你不明白这词的意思，绝望的意思就是你每朝醒来… -Desperate? -Yes.
You don't know the meaning of the word.
Desperate is when you wake up in the morning...
而你却希望，你根本不会醒来，每天过得循规蹈矩 and you wish you hadn't.
lt's knowing that every time you get behind the wheel of a car...
只有做填字游戏来打发时间，生活过得极度空虚 you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade...
that your life has become.
所以别对我说绝望 So don't talk to me about desperate.
听着，经过重新考虑，我觉得你还是停在路边… Listen. On second thought, why don't you just pull over...
让我出去比较好，谢谢你捎我一段，我会没事的 and let me out right here?
不… 我可以自己走，为何？ Thank you for the lift, but l'll be fine.
我此刻十分脆弱，我不想一个人待着 -No. No! -l'll walk from here. Why?
l'm feeling very fragile at the moment.
你精神不正常 l don't think l should be alone.
You're insane!
我只是不开心，根本不是那回事 l'm unhappy.
lt's not the same thing.
我是个逃犯，我是个危险人物 Hey. l'm a fugitive from justice.
是吗？所以你要抢车 l'm a dangerous criminal.
Oh, well, that explains the hijacking.
是你撞了我 You hit me.
你不该忽然跳在一辆行驶中的汽车前面，想让它停下 You can't expect to step in front of a moving automobile...
你本来能刹住的，我清楚这车的性能 and make it stop.
你能别对我大吼大叫吗？ Yes, you can. l've seen it done.
你能开慢点吗？我想下去 Would you not yell at me?
Well, can you slow down or something?
我要跳车，我真会跳的，这门怎么开？ l want to get out of here.
l'll jump. That's what l'm gonna do.
How do you unlock this door?
按下开关，让…把车门打开 Push a button. Let--Let--
你想去哪？我载你去，我觉得你不适合开车 Unlock this door.
So where you headed? l'll drop you.
你是个逃犯？你都做了什么坏事？ l mean, you're in no shape to drive.
So you're a fugitive, huh?
What did you do wrong?
很多 Everything.
注意，全球定位系统正在变更旅程 Alert. Your global positioning system is rerouting.
这声音从哪来？那到底是什么？ Where is that coming from? What is that?
树林里的第二座屋子，第二座，就是这儿 Between the second set of trees.
The second set of trees, right here.
快看我，我着火了 Look at me! l'm on fire!
别管他 Just don't ask.
看哪 Lookee! Yeah!
这是怎么回事？ What the hell is this?
凯特，这是保罗·班扬，保罗，这是凯特 Kate, Paul Bunyan. Paul, Kate.
凯特？ Kate?
我的车没油了 l ran out of gas.
然后呢？ And?
然后她用车撞了我 And she hit me with her car.
好吧，她用车撞了你，那你带她来这干嘛？ OK. She hit you with her car.
首先，我没有选择，其次，我可能有点轻微脑震荡 What the hell did you bring her out here for?
Well, one, l had no choice.
Two, l may have suffered a slight concussion.
最后，她的精神非常的不正常 And three, she's mentally unbalanced...
我听见了 to a spectacular degree.
我想逃跑，但她不肯停 l can hear you.
l tried to escape.
我差点要从超速行驶的车上跳下，乔，你有听我说吗？ She wouldn't stop.
l almost jumped from a speeding car, Joe.
我的眼睛都重影了，我有什么办法？ Do you hear me?
l had double vision.
What was l gonna do?
你左眼的颜色比右眼更深 Your left eye's a fraction darker than your right one.
从没人留意过 Nobody ever noticed.
我是乔 l'm Joe.
我是凯特 l'm Kate.
你的牙齿怎么了？ Oh, what happened to your tooth?
好了，你可以走了 All right. OK.
就当从没遇到过我们，就当是一次疯狂之旅 Why don't you just get on your way, OK?
Act like you never met us.
Send us a postcard from Crazy Town.
我能留下吗？因为我不知道还有哪儿可去 Can l stay here?
Just that l don't know where else to go.
我只呆一个晚上，求求你 lt'll only be one night.
这好象不行 Please?
绝对没门，不可能 l'm not sure we can do that.
Absolutely no way. There's--
我不能回家去，不能，我会去报警 That's not possible.
l can't go home.
l can't.
l could go to the police.
我的意思是，我很可能会把你们的藏身之处泄露出去 l mean, what's to stop me leading them...
straight to your hideout?
你们为何藏起来？他不肯告诉我，他很谨慎 What are you hiding from, anyway?
l mean, he wouldn't tell me.
过来，乔，过来 He's very, very discreet.
你拉我做什么？ Come here, Joe. Come here.
我要和你谈谈 谈什么？ What are you-- What's with the pulling?
-l want to talk with you. -What's that?
我们不能这么做，这么做等于自掘坟墓 Jeez, this is a very, very bad idea.
ln the history of bad ideas, this is a humdinger, OK?
她会去报警 No. She's right about the police.
那就杀了她，将她的尸体在树林中毁尸灭迹 Shoot her.
当我是空气吗？ Bury her body in the woods.
What am l, invisible?
她说她无家可归 She said she doesn't have anyplace to stay.
这不关我们的事 lt's none of our business.
难道不是你带她来的吗？ lt is now that you brought her here, isn't it?
我需要有人捎我来这，不行吗？ Well, l needed a ride, OK?
那时候我四仰八叉地倒在马路上 l mean, there l was, sprawled out on the asphalt, OK?
知道聪明人的烦恼吗？ You know the hardest thing about being smart?
不知道 No.
我总会知道将要发生什么，毫无悬念 l always pretty much know what's gonna happen next.
别以为我没注意到，你拂起她头发时眼中流露的感情 There's no suspense.
And don't think l didn't see...
the look in your eye over there...
and feeling her little hair and all that kind of stuff.
我执行一项24小时法则好吗？即时生效 l'm implementing a 24-hour rule from now on, OK?
lt's in effect.
24小时，你只能呆24小时，多一分钟也不行，小妞 Twenty-four hours.
Twenty-four hours and not a minute longer, missy.
谢谢 Thank you.
小妞 ''Missy.''
我能为你们做晚餐 Hey. l'll cook dinner.
这的饭都由我来做 l cook the dinners around here.
对不起，你这种歹徒可不常见 Sorry. Not familiar with the outlaw code.
我算是人质吗？ Does that mean l'm a hostage?
好了，我去了赌城，别激动 Well, l was in Las Vegas.
我没和你说 Don't get excited.
乔，你知道开销要多少？饭店改造，不动产所有权 l'm not talking to you.
Well, Joe, you know the costs.
Hotel remodeling, real estate.
单是厨房，我估计都要花2万美元 l've estimated $20,000 for the kitchen alone.
我们现在只是在说餐厅的品质，还没提到夜总会 l mean, we're talking about restaurant quality here...
你知道我在新罕布什尔州有个瘸腿表妹，她就要动第7次手术 and that's not to mention the nightclub.
You know, l got a crippled cousin up in New Hampshire...
that's going in for her seventh operation on her leg, OK?
我母亲还有亲戚在渥太华，那些阿姨叔叔们 l got my mother's people up in Ottawa...
这些开销加起来不少，特瑞 the aunts and the uncles.
我对慈善义举完全赞同，她的腿病得严重吗？ These bills add up, Terry, OK?
l'm duly impressed by any and all charitable contributions.
会玩爱尔兰曲棍球吗？ How crippled?
Did you know you could bet on lrish hurling?
抱歉，哈维 Hey, hey, hey. Excuse me, Harvey.
我正在计算我拍档，是如何为了改善布莱克家族的生活水平… l'm trying to figure out why my partner here...
when he wasn't helping improve...
the Blake family standard of living...
而用光了整整20万美元 managed to spend $200,000.
我在圣地亚哥遇到了一个迷人的荷兰妞 l met a very lovely young lady from the Netherlands...
喔，真让我吃惊 down in San Diego...
她带我参加啤酒节，那里有盛大的游行 Oh, color me surprised.
who took me to this Oktoberfest deal...
而她想坐在游行中的彩车上，所以我给她买了一辆 and they had a big parade...
and she wanted to ride on one of the floats, OK?
我们大口大口地喝着高级荷兰啤酒 So l bought her one.
Now, we're drinking these big steins of Holland beer...
我还对着人群大把抛撒50元面值的钞票 and one thing leads to another,
and l'm throwing 50-dollar bills out to the crowd.
爱尔兰式曲棍球这玩意，就象是用棍子赶足球一样 The thing about lrish hurling...
is that it's like football with sticks.
停，拜托，看在上帝份上，闭嘴，波拉得，好吗？ Stop it.
Stop it, please, for God's sake, Pollard, OK?
好吧，你遇到了小妞，还过了狂欢节 OK.
You meet a girl. You go to a festival.
啤酒节 -October festival. -Oktoberfest.
你对着人群抛撒50元的钞票，我看到你还买了块金表 You throw 50-dollar bills to the crowd.
这是18K足金 l notice you got a new gold watch.
我才不管那有多少K This is an 18-karat gold watch.
只要3万6，并不贵 l don't give a shit how many karats it is.
你怎么不去货比三家？那会便宜很多，还有吗？ Thirty-six grand. lt's no big deal.
Did you ever think about asking somebody for the time?
lt's a lot cheaper.
Anything else?
我们比预计的在圣地亚哥多待了几天 Well, yeah.
We stayed a couple days longer than l thought we were gonna...
所以我想送她回荷兰，于是我租了架私人飞机送她走 down in San Diego...
and l had to get her back to the Netherlands...
so l chartered a private jet to take her home.
你当然会那么做 Oh, of course you did.
荷兰？ 是的 -The Netherlands. -Yeah.
乔 Joe.
怎么？ What?
听着 Listen.
让我来向你解释，要去天堂可不容易 Let me try to explain something to you.
Paradise doesn't come cheaply, OK?
我精打细算来花每分钱 Now, l've figured this down to the last nickel.
最重要的是，我们花掉的钱，都是我们偷来的 Now, and here's the important part...
every nickel that we spend...
is a nickel that we have to steal.
要勤俭持家，乔，我不想一辈子都靠打劫维生 Now, that's a lot of nickels, Joe.
l don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life.
压力实在他妈的太大了 The stress level is just too damned high.
哈维？乔？晚餐做好了 Harvey?
Joe?
Dinner's almost ready.
味道不错 Now, this is not bad.
这有点…这有点硬，不过… lt's a little--
lt's a little chewy, but--
你们吃饭时从不说话吗？ You boys ever eat and talk at the same time?
过去不是 We used to.
你们犯了什么事？ So, what sort of work do you do, crimewise?
抢银行 Bank robbery.
事实上，他们是银行劫匪，而我负责开车逃跑 Well, they rob banks.
哈维 l drive the getaway car.
Harvey.
闭嘴，哈维 That's enough, Harvey.
等等，你们不会就是那些抢劫前夜，绑架银行经理的家伙吧？ Wait a minute.
You're not the--
the guys who go to the bank manager's house...
这是他们干的，我负责开车 you know, the night before, and you--
哈维 They do. l drive the getaway car.
Harvey!
上帝保佑 For the love of God.
你们就是过夜大盗，天啊，你们实在太有名了 You're the Sleepover Bandits.
Oh, my God, you're practically famous.
过夜大盗？ The Sleepover Bandits?
是说我们？ That's us?
你不看“逍遥法外的罪犯”吗？ Don't you watch ''Criminals at Large''?
你们真该看看，他们都在看你 You should.
They're watching you.
你话太多了，哈维 You're astounding, Harvey.
那么… So...
你们抢银行为生，真特别，去抢那些老妇人可怜巴巴的积蓄 you rob banks.
Well, that's impressive.
还有不幸儿童与无家可归者基金？那难道… What, some little old ladies' savings accounts...
and Cub Scout dues and homeless orphan Christmas funds?
ls that what--
我们从不抢别人赚来的钱，小姐 We never stole a penny from anybody who earned it, lady.
那钱是由政府保了险的 That money's federally insured by the government.
政府取之于民，而我们只是将其还之于民 The government steals money from people...
and we just take it back from them.
还有问题吗？凯特 Any more questions, Kate?
有多余的牙刷吗？我没时间去买 Got a spare toothbrush?
Didn't have time to pack.
天，没人会那么多病 God, nobody could be that sick.
把它放下 Put that down.
能借用吗？ May l?
你来这做什么？ What are you doing here?
刷牙 Cleaning my teeth.
我是指精神狂燥症、妄想症，我对此很了解 l mean, manic depression...
delusion, l understand all of that.
这举动很有个性，但你知道手指上有多少细菌吗？ lt's very impressive, but--
Do you know how many germs are on your finger?
全是致病的有害菌 That kind of defeats the purpose.
如果你不给我牙刷，我并没有别的选择，不是吗？ Well, if you don't give me a toothbrush...
l don't have much option, do l?
我并不认为你是疯了，我觉得你只是无聊 l don't think you're crazy at all, you know that?
对自己的生活感到厌烦，所以你期待奇迹从天而降 l think you're bored.
l think you're bored with your life...
and you're expecting that some miracle's...
忽然将一切变的很美好 gonna drop out of the sky...
and suddenly make everything better...
或者仅只是一个希望，因为你已失落好久 or at least hopeful because you lost hope a long time ago...
你的婚姻非常糟糕 and your marriage sucks.
但很抱歉，凯特，我们帮不了你 But l'm sorry, Kate. We can't help you.
你根本不了解我，你只考虑你自己 You don't know me.
You only think you do.
你在开玩笑吧？ You're joking.
从一本电影上学的 Saw it in a movie.
结局如何？ How does it end?
是场婚礼 With a wedding.
海狸和鸭子 Beavers and ducks!
混蛋，我根本没等什么从天而降 Suckers.
l'm not waiting for anything to fall out of the sky.
我不无聊，我只是生气 l'm not bored. l'm angry.
也许他说我失去了希望没错，但这不是我的错 Maybe he's right about running out of hope.
lt's not entirely my fault.
我选择了错误的生活方式 lt's just that l picked the wrong life.
山谷的灵魂是个女人 The valley spirit is a woman.
由她的深处直达天堂之门，永远不会让人失望 Use her root at the gateway of heaven...
那到底是什么意思？ and it will never fail.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
这不是迷语 Not a clue.
我希望这意味着叫人对生活敢于取舍 l'm hoping that it means...
figure out what you want and just take it.
拜托 Oh, please.
这就是抢银行的道理？ What, like robbing a bank?
有些类似 Like that. Yeah.
如果生命是那么简单 lf only life were that simple.
如影随行，终日伴我旁 Like a shadow on me all of the time
我不知所措，我活在黑暗之中 l don't know what to do.
l'm always in the dark.
我们关系紧张，却还互相伤害 We're living in a powder keg, giving off sparks.
很久以前，我也曾堕入爱河，现在我心却支离破碎 Once upon a time, l was falling in love.
Now l'm only falling apart.
我不知所措，心如日蚀灰暗 Nothing l can do.
Total eclipse of the heart.
很久以前，生命也出现过光辉，但现在爱只活在黑暗中 Once upon a time, there was light in my life.
Now there's only love in the dark.
我不知所措，心如日蚀灰暗 Nothing l can do.
Total eclipse of the heart.
老天，让我安静会 Oh, my God.
Give me a break.
转过来，大眼睛 Turn around, bright eyes.
真不敢相信你也知道这首歌 l can't believe you know that song.
对，波尼·泰勒的“心之日全蚀”，这是最棒的伤感情歌 Yeah. Bonnie Tyler.
''Total Eclipse of the Heart.''
lt's the ultimate sappy chick song.
这不是伤感情歌 是很伤感 -lt's not a sappy chick song. -lt's very sappy.
不是的，别和我争了，今天我过得糟透了 No, it's not.
这是首所有女孩都唱过的歌 Oh, please don't argue. l'm having a really hard day.
This is the song that all girls sing--
就象一首抒情诗 lt is an epic haiku to the--
什么？ A what?
这是讲述爱的复杂的抒情诗 lt's a haiku to the complexity of love.
让人很难受，最早听到这歌是在收音机里 lt's also pretty embarrassing for guys.
When that song was out, l used to listen to it on the radio.
我必须承认，那时开始我有点忧郁 l have to admit, l would get a little misty.
真的？ Really?
对，只是一点点，希望你不要对别人说 Yeah, a little...
and l would appreciate it if you didn't mention that to anyone.
我不会说的 l won't tell a soul.
谢谢 Thanks.
没关系，我把它挂上去 That's all right. l'll get it.
我来挂吧 Oh, l'll get it.
不，你还是好好躺在那 No, no. Why don't you just stay under the covers there?
你知道伴我成长的是哪首歌吗？ You know what other song jacked me up when l was a kid?
是那首关于小马的“野火”，你记得那首歌吗？ That song about the pony, ''Wildfire.''
我喜欢那首讲述小马的歌 You know that song?
Oh, l love that pony song.
是吗？ 我喜欢所有关于小马的歌 -You do? -l love all pony songs.
真的？你知道…？ 对，有一段好象是这么唱… -Really? You know-- -Yeah.
跑，小马，快跑 lt's the one that goes...
那是“野马萨利”，很接近，那也是讲马的歌 Ride, pony, ride
That's ''Mustang Sally.''
那匹小马不是叫萨利吗？ Close. lt's a horse.
不，它叫野火，它踢翻了马棚 Wasn't the pony called Sally?
No. This pony was called Wildfire.
He busted down the stall.
“踢翻了马棚”，你还记得这段吗？所以他们叫它“野火” Busted down his stall
You don't remember that?
And they called him ''Wildfire.''
乔？ Joe?
我在 Yeah.
我知道我要什么了 l think l know what l want.
了不起 Amazing.
乔，记得24小时法则，这能让我们不致于混乱 Joe, the 24-hour rule...
is all that stands between us and chaos.
你有听我说吗？ Are you listening to me?
我们正面临十字路口，我要你明白我的意思 We're at kind of a crossroads here...
我要改变24小时法则 and l want you to be very clear about my meaning.
不…你不明白我的意思，她现在是失踪人口 l'm changing the 24-hour rule, OK?
No, no, no. You don't understand.
失踪，意味着有人在找她，你明白吗？ She's a missing person.
Missing, meaning that someone's looking for her.
我要改变24小时法则 You get it?
l'm changing the 24-hour rule.
有什么事？ May l help you?
抱歉，我们是来抢劫你的银行的 Oh, l'm sorry. We're here to rob your bank.
这算是什么？ What the hell is that?
他受到你们的刺激，导致处于清醒和睡眠间的状态 lt's a disorder that affects your ability...
to regulate sleep and wakefulness.
我还以为他死了 l thought he was dead.
不，他只是昏迷，忽然失去了对肌肉的控制 No. That's cataplexy, a secondary symptom...
sudden loss of voluntary muscle control.
我只是想问，为何是现在晕？ l just have one question. Why now?
我想是因为他精神压力过重 ln Lare's case, emotional stress is the primary ignitor.
请问有客房吗？夫人 Do you have a guest bedroom here, ma'am?
现在我想你走去经理办公室，走吧 Now we're just gonna ask you to step right over here...
in the manager's office.
你永远也无法预测抢劫中会发生什么 Go ahead.
You never know what's gonna happen during a robbery.
就是这样 是的… -That's the thing. -Sure, sure.
总会有些出乎意料的事，我意思是，在你控制之外的… There's always a surprise of some kind...
但是，在这压力之下… l mean, you know, beyond your control...
but, l mean, the thing is that you have to remain calm...
你要保持冷静… 对 -under pressure... -That's right.
还要考虑下你的脚 and think on your feet.
不…我想说的话可能有点愚蠢… No, no.
我想在抢完银行后好好睡一觉 All l'm saying is it just seems a little silly...
falling asleep during a bank robbery.
对你来说是有点愚蠢，但对我来说这很正常 Well, it may appear silly to you...
but there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
成了，抱歉，我有些紧张 Done.
没关系，拉里，没什么好紧张的 l'm sorry. l'm a little nervous.
lt's OK, Larry.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
看见吗？我的身体对刺激反应格外敏感 You see, my body chemistry is extraordinarily sensitive...
所有症状都能被伪装，只要有合适的环境… to suggestion.
Any symptom can be manufactured, given the right circumstances...
顺便说句，这并不意味那不是真的 and that, by the way, doesn't mean that it isn't real.
水太烫了 Jesus, this stuff is hot.
去找法夫太太 Go get Mrs. Fife.
我遇到了那个女孩，我想给她留下印象，于是我说… So l met this girl...
and, you know, l wanted to impress her, so l said...
“想看我的手烧起来吗？” ''You want to see me light my hands on fire?''
我打赌她从未见过这种类型的情形 You know, because l bet she'd never seen...
而她说“那你的头呢？” anything like that before...
我说“看…” 你的头？ and she said, ''Well, what about your head?''
对，我的头，当时我没有合适的道具做那样的特技 -l said, ''Look--'' -Your head?
Yeah, my head.
Like, l don't have the proper gear...
for that kind of stunt, at least not yet.
我说“不行”，但她却不愿意 l said, ''No way,'' but she wouldn't listen, you know?
手臂烧着还不够，她还想看我的头着火 Flaming hands wasn't enough.
She wanted to see me set my head on fire.
那你怎办？ So what did you do?
结果我剃掉了一半的头发 Singed off half my hair.
多喝点，亲爱的 Little bit more, sweetheart.
很好 Here you go.
他回复知觉了？ 是的 -ls he coming around? -Yes.
因为…我们很需要他 Because--because we really need him to come around.
他回复知觉了 He's coming around.
你明白吗？我们时间无多，这真可笑 Do you understand? We don't have much time.
这是心理作用 This is ridiculous.
我有点神经衰弱了 lt's the emotion thing.
Nervous breakdown here.
伙计，我们有麻烦了，9点钟方位有复数敌人出现 Guys, we have a problem.
We got multiple bogies at nine o'clock.
那是什么声音？ What the hell is that?
汽车接待处有人来了，有人在汽车接待处 lt's the drive-up window.
早上8点就有人来？ Someone's at the drive-up.
At 8:00 in the morning?
我们该做什么？ 什么也别做，喂？ -What do we do? -Nothing.
Hello?
我对你说过，你太猴急了，多蒂根本不会多看你一眼 l'm telling you, you act too eager like that...
and Dottie's never gonna give you a second look.
女人不会对你有兴趣的 Women do not respond to need.
是警察 lt's the police.
早上好 Good morning.
多蒂在哪？ Where's Dottie?
谁？ Who?
受理处的女孩 The drive-up girl.
哦，抱歉，是多蒂，她生病了 Oh, l'm sorry. Dottie. Of course.
Uh, she's sick.
生什么病？ Sick with what?
阴道炎症，她的阴道分泌一直不正常 Vaginitis.
She's been suffering from an abnormal vaginal discharge.
这种病的通常症状，一般都会分泌出粘状物质 lt's a common symptom...
a viscous fluid usually associated with, uh...
这就是阴道炎，这经常并发，还有… well, vaginitis.
This usually is associated with--
障碍排除，兄弟，你没事吧？ All clear, Bubba.
棒极了 You all right?
很刺激，对吗？ That was great.
是的 lt's exciting, right?
Yeah.
为何大学停车场会有那么多车？ Why a college parking lot?
这里总会有许多车，即使在早上也是如此 Always lots of cars around...
把美洲虎车留在这里，不要冒险 even in the morning.
Leave the Jaguar here.
No gambling.
两周后在托诺帕见，记好了吗？ l'll see you in Tonopah in two weeks, you understand?
知道了，好的，两周 -Yeah. All right. -Two weeks.
你有听我说吗？ You hear me?
他很快会对她厌烦的. He'll get tired of her.
这花不了多久.走着瞧好了. lt just takes time. You'll see.
不知道.凯特是个很特别的女人. l don't know. Kate's a special lady.
凯特是等待"泰坦尼克号"的冰山. Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.
有人见过凯特·惠勒吗? Has anybody seen Kate Wheeler?
当地的警方... Local authorities...
正在全力搜寻... are investigating the possible connection...
这个失踪的女人... between the missing woman...
与最近一系列过夜大盗操作的... and the latest in a series of bank robberies...
银行劫案间可能存在的关系. committed by the Sleepover Bandits.
惠勒是在圣安德里亚银行... Wheeler vanished just 24 hours before the robbery...
被劫前24小时失踪的. of the San Andreas Bank.
她的汽车在案后被发现... Her abandoned automobile was discovered a short distance...
被遗弃在银行经理法夫的车辆附近. from the automobile belonging to bank manager Lawrence Fife.
但仍有最大的问题有待解决. But a much bigger question remains unanswered, people.
这些神秘的人到底是谁? Who exactly are these mystery men?
为了揭开这个迷底... ln a related development...
一组联邦人员，被集合前去调查这些神秘事件 a federal task force has been assembled...
这个失踪的女人，与过夜大盗间有何关系？ to try to piece together this whole mystery.
ls there a connection between the missing woman...
凯特·惠勒是被过夜大盗绑架？或她就是成员之一？ and the Sleepover Bandits?
ls Kate Wheeler associated with the Sleepover Bandits...
我们将继续保持关注，这里是特别节目“逍遥法外的罪犯” or is she part of the gang?
We'll keep you updated...
right here as this whole story unfolds on ''Criminals at Large.''
哈维？ Harvey?
怎么？ Yeah?
记得我对我们的举止说过什么吗？ Do you remember what l said about conspicuous behavior?
做人要低调 Keeping a low profile.
你觉得你做到了吗？ Are you achieving it, do you think?
你猜 You bet.
真是好孩子 Good boy.
觉得我这鞋怎样？ What do you think of my boots?
很有生命力 Very lifelike.
19号房 Hey!
Nineteen.
我们马上就来，我要让你们明白都干了些什么 We'll be right there, and just so you know...
l got a bee up my ass about you two.
恭喜你，凯特 Congratulations, Kate.
现在你成了最有名的失踪人口，几乎和电视明星一样 You're a famous missing person, practically a TV star.
你过的不错，可坏了我们 Different for you, bad for us.
我们尽可能的保持避免引人注意 You see, we pretty much try to keep ourselves...
没人见过我，我们很少离开房间 out of the spotlight whenever possible.
Nobody saw me. We barely left the room.
回家去 Go home!
不回. 要! -No. -Yes!
乔 Joe.
这由凯特决定 lt's up to Kate.
这是什么意思？ What do you mean, it's up to Kate?
放松些，特瑞，我们去购物了，我买了很多伪装 Relax, Terry Lee.
We went shopping.
你们去购物？ Bought me my first disguise.
对，我们去购物，这有什么大不了？ You went shopping?
Yeah, we went shopping. What's the big deal?
我们戴着假发，为漫长而快乐的潜逃生活，准备了帽子 Man.
We have a wig.
We have a hat for those long, sunny days on the lam.
觉的怎样？ What do you think?
我才不管那个，我告诉过你… l don't care about it. l've told you.
嘿，凯特去那了？ Hey, what happened to Kate?
你又说笑话了 You made a joke.
真是肉麻，你们居然当我面打情骂俏 Oh, that's cute. They made a little love joke.
乔，值得为她这么做吗？ So, Joe, is she worth it?
理论上来说，女人不都是一样吗？ l mean, in theory...
isn't one woman just like the next?
所以我很奇怪，她值得吗？ So l was just wondering, you know?
她嘴巴里有口水 l mean, is she worth it?
She's got saliva in her mouth.
她嘴巴里当然有口水，谁都有，那是分泌物 Well, of course she's got saliva in her mouth.
她的更多 Everybody does. lt's glandular.
是吗？有多少？ She's got more.
很多 Really? How much?
很多？听起来好象她腮腺上长了肿瘤，狂犬病就是由唾液传播的 A lot.
A lot? Well, that sounds like...
some sort of tumor in the parotid gland.
特瑞 You know, rabies is transferred that way--by saliva.
Terry...
从没有人象她那样吻过我，从没有 no one has ever kissed me like that before.
Ever.
执法官终于发现过夜大盗的真实身份 Law enforcement officials have finally discovered...
乔·布莱克与特瑞·柯林斯，于三月前从俄勒冈州立监狱逃脱 the identities of the Sleepover Bandits.
Joe Blake and Terry Collins escaped...
from an Oregon State Penitentiary...
今天的节目是首次披露… just three months ago.
布莱克和柯林斯已被列入FBI的十大通缉名单 Today for the first time ever...
Blake and Collins were added to both the FBl...
and the Federal Marshal's top ten most wanted list.
不仅如此，任何抓住他们的人，将获得50万奖金 And not only that, but a half-million-dollar reward...
这些现代罗宾汉式盗贼的身份，是他们成功越狱后… was offered for their capture.
The identities of these modern-day Robin Hoods...
were first confirmed by two teenage hostages...
最先遇到的两位少年证实的 who were taken after the amazing prison break.
戴伦，那就是他们 Darren, here they are.
舍利·伍兹，请等等，舍利·伍兹？ Cheri Woods, wait. Cheri Woods?
请回来 你受伤了？ -Please get back. -Are you hurt?
那时的境况怎样？他们有把你绑起来吗？ What was it like?
没有，他们很好，我们叫了比萨，还一起玩游戏 Did they tie you up?
No, they were really nice.
We ordered pizza and played video games.
请记录下来 我们想和你谈谈 -Please back up. -We need to talk to you.
他们说了什么？ Did they take anything?
是的，他们拿走了我的车 Yeah, they took my car.
他们什么也没做，他们人很不错 They didn't do anything. They were very nice.
请退后 Please move back.
女士们，先生们，非常感谢你们的合作 Ladies and gentlemen...
请不要尝试逃跑，我们会在监视器上看的一清二楚 thank you so much for your cooperation.
Please make no attempt to escape...
as we will be monitoring the police scanner...
若你们逃跑，我们会杀了你们，再次感谢你们的合作 and we'll kill you if you do.
再见，乔，再见，特瑞 Thanks again for your cooperation.
这句听来棒极了，再见，乔，再见，特瑞，你听到了吗？ Bye, Joe. Bye, Terry.
That's great. ''Bye, Joe. Bye, Terry.''
Did you hear that?
哈维？ Harvey?
哈维，我们不是应该跟着他们到集合点会合吗？ Harvey?
Harvey, aren't we supposed to be following the guys...
粉红色 to the rendezvous?
那女孩？ 粉红色的鞋子 Pink.
-The girl? -Pink boots.
我会教你怎么泡妞，我们走吧 Number one lesson on how to get a girl--play hard to get.
她是在拦车吗？ Let's go, sweetheart.
不 我觉得她想要搭车 You think she needs a ride?
我觉得我想要搭车，走吧 -No. -l think she needs a ride.
l think l need a ride. Let's go.
把车发动，走人，走吧 Accelerate and go.
Go.
只有这条路吗？ ls this the only road?
别急，我们会找到他们的，你尽管放心，小姐 Don't worry. We'll find them.
You just rest your little head, young lady.
他们在那，没事了，我们找到他们了 There they are.
lt's OK.
We got them.
好极了 All righty!
我们还以为把你们给丢了 We thought we'd lost you.
走吧 Go!
你实在是太可爱了 You are so cute. You are really cute.
哈维，小心卡车，哈维 H-H-Harvey. The truck.
Harvey!
调度中心，请拨911，这里发生一起事故，可能需要急救车 Dispatch, you better call 91 1.
We've got a major accident here.
We're probably gonna need an ambulance.
我认为现在的情况简直是… l think the condition of things is just...
我觉得他们不该这么开车，我不知道我们那样开车是否正确 l don't think they should probably even move us.
l'm not sure we should even be moving at all.
我是说，我们应该遵守交通规则 l mean, we should be, like, restrained.
我们肯定是在苏格兰和大群羊在一起，我不知道这是怎么回事 We're in Scotland with a bunch of sheep.
l don't know what this is all about.
Hey.
我们的袜子应该是… 你没事吧？你没事吧？ -Our hoses should be like-- -You all right?
我需要一付固定脖环，你也该需要一付 Are you all right?
l need a stabilizing collar. You probably do, too.
你不该…我们不该那样开车 You can't just--we shouldn't even be moving around...
现在我的脑里又有了警笛声，我可能受到脑震荡 and now there's sirens in my head.
等下，安静 l probably have a concussion.
你明白吗？ 不只你脑袋里有那声音 Wait. Shh.
-Do you understand? -That's not your head.
听，那是… 你也听见了？ -Listen. Those are-- -You hear them, too?
对，是警察来了，我们得马上走，我们快走 Yeah, it's the police. We should go. Come on.
是警笛 Let's go right now.
快下来 Oh, sirens!
没错，是真的警笛声，你得合作点 Come on down here. Hey!
Listen. Yeah. Like, real sirens.
听我说，听好 You need to-- you need to go up.
你立刻带凯特离开这里，我会拿着钱，好吗？ Listen to me. Pay attention to me.
Listen to me. You got to get Kate and get out of here now.
我和你在一起 不行… l got--l'll get the money, all right?
现在就快走 -l'm going with you. -No. No.
没事吧？ Go now. Go. Go.
和特瑞一起快离开这里 You OK?
Go with Terry and get out of here now!
快点 Get going.
你没事吧？ You all right?
凯特，和特瑞赶快走 Kate, go with Terry now!
是警察 The police!
我知道 警察来了 -l know. -The police!
和特瑞一起快走，快，别停下 Just go with Terry now! Go! Just go on!
我就去把她拖进波拉得的车 l'm just gonna go put her in Pollard's car.
特瑞，凯特在那儿，带上她 Terry, that's Kate right there. Take her.
警察来了 The police!
不，我们不能走，我们不能抛下他们 No. We can't go. We can't leave them.
别乱挥你的手臂 Stop flailing your arms!
你听见警笛声吗？我现在还听得见，那是真的声音吗？ Do you hear sirens? Because l still hear sirens.
冷静，乔知道该怎么做 Are they real or not?
Calm down. Joe will know what to do.
乔和波拉得现在已经走的很远了 Joe and Pollard are long gone by now.
他的车还在这 His car's still here.
他可以去再搞一辆，就象他可以去再找别的女人 Well, he can get another car.
As a matter of fact, he can get another girl.
他不会抛下我不管的 He wouldn't leave without me.
凯特，你要记住，乔不是花心大少，你没发现吗？ Kate, memo to yourself-- Joe is not exactly...
the flowers-and-hearts kind of guy...
当警察过来时，你不会明白，他或者我在想什么 if you haven't noticed.
And when it comes to running from the police...
you don't figure into his thinking...
or mine, either, OK?
他不来我就不走 Well, l'm not leaving without him.
随你的便 Suit yourself.
你到底想干嘛？ Well, what are you gonna do?
我想干嘛？我来告诉你我想要干嘛？ What am l gonna do?
我想在短时间内从犯罪现场脱逃，那就是我想做的 l'll tell you exactly what l'm gonna do.
l'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime...
in the nick of time.
我需要给自己两三周时间，让我的心跳回复正常 That's what l'm gonna do.
And l'm gonna give myself a couple of weeks...
然后继续和乔去打劫下一间银行，那就是我的打算 to get my heart rate back to normal...
and then l'm gonna join Joe at the other bank, OK?
That's what l'm gonna do.
好吧，我跟你一起走 Well, l'm going with you.
有种永远别跟着我 You stay away from me forever.
别逼我来求你 Please don't make me beg.
你真是个幸运儿 You are one lucky fella.
我？ l am?
全城只剩下最后一间房 l got the last room in town.
没用，我想要两间房 Oh, but that won't do. l need two rooms.
那可办不到，看到外面停的车吗？现在是时装节 No. No such thing.
You see all those cars out there?
lt's a Debbie Day cosmetic convention.
我一辈子没见过那么多粉红色，把车子喷成那颜色真是罪孽 l've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life.
好了，我管不了那么多，我必须要两间客房 lt's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile.
Right. l don't care what it is.
你究竟还想不想要房间？ l have to have two rooms.
Do you want the room or not?
你睡了吗？ You asleep?
没有，外面那些可怕的歌声，把我吓到半死 Uh, no, this Weeble-Wobble song or whatever it is--
你呢？ it scared me half to death.
You?
我担心乔的情况，现在的情况 l was just wondering where Joe was.
ls.
乔总是懂得怎样找乐子，他会没事的 Joe pretty much just likes to have a good time and a--
a good time, basically.
他会一个人吗？ Alone?
你很了解乔，他就象一座博物馆，他是个很专注的旅游者 You know Joe--
cultural events, museums-- that kind of thing.
他不会寂寞的 He's a very dedicated traveler.
He's not alone.
我丈夫的接吻技术很糟糕 My husband is a terrible kisser.
这很正常，怎么糟糕法？ That's random.
最开始，他带我去看了场电影 Like how? What do you mean?
Oh, the first time, you know, he took me to a movie.
然后他送我回家，我站在门口，等待将要发生的事情… Well, he brought me home...
and l'm standing at the front door, you know...
waiting for the inevitable...
当他过来时，我想，是时候了… and he looms, and l'm thinking, ''OK, it's about time...''
然后他…他把嘴凑过来 and then he...
he just comes at me with his mouth--
把嘴巴张成这样，张得好大 it's just open so--
oh, God, it was really wide.
这并不好笑，我想迎合他接吻的口型 That's not funny.
l actually--l tried to adjust to the kiss size.
结果嘴巴张得太大，把我的下巴弄脱臼了 lt was huge...
and l dislocated my jaw.
直到现在还隐隐作痛 lt still clicks.
听到那声音吗？ You can't hear that?
好象是有，再让我听下好吗？ Kind of.
那声音真的很响 Can l hear it once?
lt's really loud.
是的，宝贝，确实很大声 Oh, yeah, baby.
That's, uh, l mean, you know, that's loud.
他弄脱了我的下巴，可我还是嫁给了他 He dislocated my jaw, and l still married him.
我不懂什么是爱，现在我象是找到了真爱，可我… Oh, l don't know the first thing about love.
Oh, l know l look like l do, but l...
我不能确认，不能 l don't.
Not really.
爱是一种深藏在你心中的愿望，只有自己才能明白 Love is a wish that hides in your heart...
and nobody knows about it but you.
爱情是盲目的，是瞬间的永恒 Love is blinding.
An eternity in a single moment.
是一种值得为之牺牲的信念，还需要经过时间的考验 A religion worth dying for.
And it's also time-consuming.
对 Yeah.
那种厌烦的情绪，还有心灵上的伤痛 And, uh, you know, a pain in the ass...
and a hole in the heart and that sort of thing.
并不是爱的过程中所需要的，但我却乐于接受 Not necessarily in that order...
but l'd like to think it is that order, really.
喔，小心 Oh! Bless you.
保重身体 Gesundheit.
祝你长命百岁 Many happy returns--oh, gosh.
肯定会实现的 Oh, this is gonna be one of those.
是吗？ Really?
你… Do you--
需要我吓唬你一下来止住喷嚏吗？ Hey, do you want me--
不用，只要… you want me to scare you?
No. That's for, uh--this is--
不，那很有效的 Oh, no, it works. Aah!
不，那没用 No! Don't! That's not--
别害怕 Now, don't be frightened.
你想对我干嘛？ What are you doing to me?
我想隔离空气流动 l'm just trying to block the flow.
你在帮倒忙 You're not helping! You're not helping!
天 Good--ow! Jeez!
对不起 l'm sorry.
我吓到你了吗？ Did l scare you?
抱歉，下手可能重了点 l'm sorry. lt was a bit hard there.
你流了点鼻涕，但喷嚏停了 You're dribbling a bit, but you're not sneezing.
我有食物过敏症 l have food allergies.
和我说说 Tell me about it.
还有其他的恐惧症 And other phobias.
什么样的？ Like what?
恐惧症就象…就好象… Like, uh, descrophobia...
- 什么？ - 当我还在读高中时 which, is, uh...
-What's that? -Well, l was in high school.
总害怕会越长越小，6个月内我矮了两英寸 lt's a fear of getting smaller.
l lost two inches in six months. l mean--
- 那很可怕 - 特瑞，你还好好的活着 -That's quite significant. -Terry, you're still here.
还有古董家具也会吓到我 And antique furniture scares me half to death.
那是什么原因？ What's that called?
我想那不是泛见的病例，可能只有我才有这病 Well, l don't think there's a name for it.
哦，不…任何1950年前的物件都让我神经过敏 l believe l'm the only one.
Oh, no, no, no. Anything before 1950...
是因为本杰明·迪斯雷利的头发 just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
就是因为那原因，实际上我是害怕查尔斯·劳顿 Uh, Benjamin Disraeli's hair.
There's a problem there.
黑白电影 l'm afraid of Charles Laughton, actually.
黑白电影？ -Black-and-white movies. -Black-and-white movies.
看那片子时我根本吃不下饭 Black-and-white movies?
l just can't eat in front of them.
天，我也一样 Oh, my God, l can't either.
知道吗？我想互相了解，总比漠不关心要来得好 You know what? l think it's better to feel too much...
than feel too little.
我以前从不这么想，可是… l, uh--l never thought of it that way, but, uh...
你又眨眼睛了 Oh, no. You're blinking again?
那只是正常反应 Well, that--that's just a ventromedial anomaly.
也许我帮你搞搞会舒服点，这样行吗？ Well, maybe if l, um-- is that OK?
两眼之间有个神经中枢 You see, there's this neural factory between the eyes.
两眼之间？ Between the eyes?
位置就在… lt's sort of right in--
- 这儿？ - 对 -There? -Exactly.
好了 Oh, OK.
真舒服… Oh, yes, uh...
我能帮你… Yeah. l can--
稍微偏了点，就在…现在对了 That kind of thing. lt's a--oh, yeah.
神经系统的信息传递，就是这个样子 Outgoing messages to the nervous system--
that kind of thing. lt's a...
带有一点恐惧 Embarrassment fear.
这信息好强大 Oh, it's...big.
爱与恨 Love and hate.
这感觉好强烈 That's a biggie.
天啊 Oh, my God.
伦敦有位科学家，使用电击去证明蟑螂是有感觉的 There's a scientist in London...
who used electric shock...
to prove that cockroaches have feelings.
特瑞，你可不是蟑螂 Terry, you're not a cockroach.
你更象是海狸 You're more like a-- you're more like a beaver.
海狸？ A beaver?
是好的一面 ln a good way.
可爱的一面 ln a cute way.
我感觉自己象蟑螂 l feel like a cockroach.
我意思是，蟑螂可以活得自由自在… l mean, that's assuming that cockroaches are capable...
随心所欲的给人制造麻烦 of making mistakes that blow apart the world they live in.
如果你是只蟑螂，那我算是什么？ Well, if you're a cockroach...
what does that make me?
你是危险 Dangerous.
他们来了 They're here.
我们一直在担心你们，我们一直不停地担心 Well, were we ever wondering about you two guys.
We were wondering and wondering and wondering.
乔 Hey, Joe.
Hi.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
好想你 Missed you.
我们也很想你 -Yeah. We missed you, too. -Yeah. We missed you, too.
乔，能和你单独谈谈吗？ Joe, can l talk to you for a minute in private?
我马上就回来 Be right back.
天知道，这对我象是个震撼 Because God knows, it was a shock to me.
这更象是个新发现… lt was more like a revelation of some kind...
但还是很震撼，就象震撼性的发现 and yet shocking--
我说过喜欢和凯特接吻，不是吗？ like a shocking revelation.
l was right about Kate's kisses, wasn't l?
把她让给我，好吗？即使你杀了我，我也不会放弃 Hmm?
Let me keep her, OK?
l mean, even if you kill me, l don't give a shit.
我只想能够在自己死前，全身心的拥有她，好吗？ l just--l just want to know what it feels like...
to have her to myself before l die, OK?
这不可能，我办不到 l'm not gonna do that. l can't do that.
为何？乔，换身边的女人对你来说很正常 Why, Joe? l mean, remember...
this is like a hobby to you.
这对你有如家常便饭，你是泡妞高手 lt happens to you all the time.
没门 lt sort of makes you feel like a million bucks--
可我至今没好好找过一个，一次也没有，乔 No way.
But it never happens for me.
我从没体验过这感觉，你明白她对我有多重要吗？ Not once, Joe.
Not once has this ever happened for me.
Do you understand the significance of that?
知道 Yeah.
你同意了？你没意见是吧？ You do?
让凯特自己选择，好吗？ So we agree?
不…当然不行 We let Kate choose, right?
- 这是个糟糕的建议 - 有问题吗？ No, no, no. Of course not.
-That's a terrible idea. -What's wrong with it?
因为她会选择你 Because she'll choose you.
你们把我当成什么？ Are you boys sure you don't want to kick my tires first?
你们也许该打场架 You could arm-wrestle.
那样也行 Oh, that's--yeah.
你们索性抛硬币来决定吧 Or, l don't know, flip a coin.
最好是7局4胜 You know, if it was best four out of seven--
难道…难道你们认为这种只有依靠… Unless...
Unless you think that these are incredibly shallow solutions...
理解和体贴才能解决的复杂问题… to a complicated problem that may require...
用这些幼稚的办法就能获得答案？ a little delicacy and understanding.
是的，没办法时只能如此 Yeah, that...
the last part.
也许你是对的，凯特，你该做出选择，自己选吧 Maybe you're right, Kate. You should choose.
结果会如何？你会选这位四肢发达的英雄？ So choose.
What's it gonna be? Gonna be, uh...
Mr. Action Figure hero guy here?
还是选择我所拥有的头脑、感性、以及其他？ Or brains and sensitivity...
and a lot of other things l can name.
换句话说，要我还是要这家伙 ln other words, me or that guy.
没错，选英俊潇洒型的、还是神经质的？ Yeah.
如果我什么都不想呢？ Good-looking or itchy?
What if l don't want to?
不想什么？ Don't want to what?
选择 Choose.
你必须做出选择 You have to choose.
你说什么？ What are you talking about?
那就是关键，对吗？ That's the point, right?
我知道这样很糟糕，相信我，我对自己有点困惑 l know this is confusing.
l mean, believe me...
l'm a little confused myself.
你抢了我的女人 You stole my girl?
你将她带走了两周，还对她进行洗脑 You take her away for two weeks...
洗脑，你居然对她洗脑？ and you brainwashed her.
Brainwashed. You brainwashed her?
我根本没抢 l was not stolen.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
你们住手好吗？住手 Would you stop it?
Stop it! Excuse me.
住手好吗？你把他外套弄乱了 Would you stop this?
外套？ You're getting his coat dirty!
Coat?
看着我，听我说几句话好吗？ l mean, look at me. Hello!
Would you look at me just for a second?
我与银行劫匪一起出逃，这是个奇怪的选择 l ran away with bank robbers.
Now, that's a-- that's a strange choice...
可我是自愿的，但现在我该怎做？ but it's understandable given my state of mind...
我和劫匪一号睡过觉，因为他很强壮 but then what do l do?
l sleep with bank robber number one...
because he's strong...
- 而且他还… - 英俊 -And he-- -Handsome.
英俊，他还知道自己想要什么 Handsome, and he-- he knows what he wants.
那你该退出，她是我的 There you go. Makes sense to me.
我还没说完，现在还没有 But l don't stop there. Oh, no. Not this little red hen.
由于出了意外情况，完全超出了我的意料… Due to circumstances beyond the boundaries...
我又和劫匪二号睡了觉 of any life l've ever known...
l sleep with bank robber number two...
他很讨人喜欢，很聪明 and he is sweet...
还象海狸般可爱 and smart and--
他应比自己想要的获得更多 Cute as a beaver.
Yeah, and he deserves more than he thinks he does.
没错 Exactly.
人的心灵是很神秘的部分 Now, the heart's a mysterious organ...
你很清楚，那有自身的法则 and it, you know, plays by its own rules.
我不想做出选择，我想我办不到 l don't want to choose.
You know, l don't think l can...
这也是对法则的背叛，选择谁或谁 and, you know, if that's scary or against the laws...
我的意思是，你们是逃犯对吗？ of, you know, man or whatever...
then...l mean, you're outlaws, right?
那么… So...
我想我也是逃犯 l guess l'm an outlaw, too.
哈维，你该停在路尽头的这条小巷里 OK. So, Harvey...
看见没有？靠近这房子的拐角 you should park in this alley right here toward this end.
你们都要藏在那房子里，这有扇门 See? Near the corner of this building.
You'll be hidden by the building.
然后我抬头，看见两辆汽车就这样并排开过来… There's a door right here.
And l look up, and l see these two cars headed...
伙计们 you know, right by each other--
然后他们发生了碰撞，有个红发女人被拖进了另一辆汽车 Oh, guys.
They collide, right?
And there's this red-headed woman that's there...
and she's getting hauled off into the other car.
在加里福尼亚的诺瓦托，这个年轻人并不知道… The Novato, California, teenager...
had no way of knowing he was about to capture...
他所抓拍到的就是过夜大盗，和那个失踪妇女凯特·惠勒 this stunning footage of the Sleepover Bandits...
在这集“逍遥法外的罪犯”专辑中 and the missing woman Kate Wheeler.
ln this ''Criminals at Large'' exclusive...
失踪妇女的丈夫给绑架她妻子的人，录下了以下的口信 the missing woman's husband taped a plea to the men...
求求你们，无论你们身在何处，请把妻子还给我 who hold his wife hostage.
Please. Wherever you are...
return my wife to me.
凯特，如果你正在看这节目，我想你知道 Kate, if you're listening...
l want you to know that, uh...
我没事，希望你也平安无事，希望他们会善待你 l'm OK.
l hope you're holding up well.
你应该受善待 l hope these gentlemen are treating you correctly...
in the way you should be treated...
我下周要去西班牙 and speaking of which, l'm going to Spain next week...
如果绑架者们想联系我 so, um, if your kidnappers would like to contact me...
他们可以找我的手下，你找得到他们的 they can get in touch with my people...
and you know who they are...
家门永远为你敞开，那是你的归属 and, uh, the house is waiting for you right here,
where--where you belong.
还有，家人都很想你，我想你，我想念… And, uh...
And the house misses you. l miss you.
他才不会知道我属于哪里 l miss--
He has no idea where l belong.
你属于这里 You belong here.
对，和我们在一起 Yeah, with us.
日落后我们去哪里？ What are we gonna do if the sun sets?
去天堂 没错 -Paradise. -Yeah.
我们买下那餐厅，将那改建成夜总会和度假村 We buy the restaurant...
夜总会？ 对 and turn it into a nightclub and a resort.
乔管理厅房，而我管理厨房，再去搞温泉什么的 -A nightclub? -Yep.
And--and--and-- Joe will work the room...
and l'll--l'll run the kitchen, naturally.
那我这样的女人在天堂做什么呢？ Have a spa or something.
What does a lady like me do in Paradise?
不许无礼 Don't be rude.
你想做什么就做什么 想做什么就做什么？ You can do whatever you want.
喝鸡尾酒，涂脚指甲 -You do whatever you want. -Whatever--whatever l want?
你仔细选，假如说，如果随你挑，你会做什么？ Drink margaritas, get your toes painted.
You pick it. What would you say--
什么都行？ 对，什么都行 lf you could do anything, what would it be?
-Whatever l want? -Yeah, whatever you want.
好吧 All right.
我想唱歌 l want to sing.
唱歌？ To sing?
我们需要一位歌手，夜总会里需要歌手 Well, we need a singer.
我们说过的 对，是说过 We need a singer for a nightclub.
-We talked about that. -All about it, yeah.
你们想要… 现在想唱歌吗？ -Do you want to-- -You're gonna sing right now?
你们想听吗？ Do you want me to sing for you?
来吧 Come on.
好吧 来吧 -OK. -There it is.
开始吧 All right, come on.
这很老，但是首好歌 OK, oldie but a goodie.
我漫步在街头，泪水悄悄落下 lf you see me walking down the street
And l start to cry
每次我们相见，形同陌路… Each time we meet
Walk on by
Just walk on by
让自己相信，不让你看见我的泪，让我独自心痛 Make believe
That you don't see my tears
Just let me grieve in private
每次当我见到你，我就无法抑制泪水 'Cause each time l see you
l break down and cry
继续走下去，不要停止 So walk on by
Don't stop
继续走下去 Walk on by
你感觉如何？ Hi.
How are you feeling?
今晚我有点心神不宁，先是心跳加速，然后是头晕 Well, my system's been a flurry of activity tonight.
First l--l had a rapid heartbeat...
有些站立不稳，再后来是一只耳朵失聪了 seeing spots...
had a prickly sensation on my feet.
我不是这意思 Then there's this sudden hearing loss in one ear.
That's not what l mean.
凯特，有人欢喜有人忧 Kate, there are guys who leave...
and there are guys who get left.
我不知我是哪一种 l don't think it's any mystery...
as to which category l fall into.
特瑞，我不会离开你 Terry Lee, l'm not leaving you.
真的吗？ 是的 -You're staying? -Yeah.
晚安 晚安？ -Good night. -Good night?
这不是留下，这是离去，你要去哪？ That's not staying, it's going.
Where are you going?
敲门用的暗号正确吗？ Did l get the secret knock right?
对，完全正确 Yeah. Yeah, it was perfect.
分开的时候我真的很想你 l really missed you when we were away.
晚安 Good night.
说起你的头痛，我兄弟阿尔伯特就有这病 lf you want to talk about headaches...
my brother Albert had horrible headaches.
是偏头痛吗？ 不，是脑瘤 -Migraines? -No. Brain tumor.
整年来他一直闻到焦羽毛的味道 He smelled burning feathers for a whole year.
你开玩笑吧？ 不，他那肿瘤压迫住了神经 -You're joking. -No. His--some--
the tumor was pressing on some gland or something.
嗅觉神经 Olfactory gland.
嗅觉神经，对，就是那个，显然那会影响嗅觉 Olfactory gland. Yeah, that's it.
And apparently it affects your sense of smell.
焦羽毛的味道？ Burning feathers?
对，很怪，不是吗？ Yeah. Weird, isn't it?
他就一直闻到那味道吗？ Did he smell them all the time?
所有时间，全天24小时 All the time. 24 hours a day.
焦羽毛，棒极了 Burning feathers. Great.
还有其他症状吗？ Were there any other symptoms?
天，我就知道有这天 Oh! Hot damn, l knew it.
你们是电视上那些家伙…是过夜大盗 You're the boys from TV...
uh, the Sleepover Bandits.
我想我已经成人质了，别呆在那，进来吧 l guess that means l'm a hostage.
好戏开场了，快进来吧 Oh, you better come on in.
We got to get started. Come on. Come on.
老天 Jeez.
能帮我个忙吗？帮我看看我的瞳孔是否相同？ Could you do me a favor?
Could you look at my pupils and tell me if they're the same?
它们大小有不同吗？它们还是相同吗？ Are they different sizes?
我不是医生 Are--are they the same?
帮个忙吧 l'm not a doctor.
Please, humor me.
好吧，右边的瞳孔看来是要小点 Well, the right one looks smaller.
上帝保佑，别这么和我说 Jesus Christ, don't tell me that.
是你叫我看的 You asked.
你有闻到焦羽毛的味道吗？ Do you smell burning feathers?
没有 No.
脑肿瘤，我就知道我有 Brain tumor--l know l do.
什么？ 那边那个家伙… -What? -Yeah, the guy there...
他说我的瞳孔大小不一 he told me my pupils are different sizes.
你在开玩笑吧 -You're kidding. -Uh-huh.
天 Jesus.
先是我的兄弟，现在又是你？ First my brother, now you?
老天 God.
粉红色 Pink.
哈维 Harvey.
Hey.
你说“不行”是什么意思？ What do you mean, no?
不行就是不行，对罪犯不需要有礼貌 That's what l said. No.
Good manners are no excuse for criminal behavior.
我不会开保险箱，我不会把钱交给你们 l am not opening the safe.
l am not giving you the money.
我们身上可有武器 You know we're armed, right?
你们不会伤及无辜的，乔，谁都知道这点 Oh, you wouldn't hurt a flea, Joe.
我没法子了，你呢？ Everybody knows that.
l'm stumped. How about you?
该死 Shit.
那随便给我们点钱，我们总要撑点面子 Just give us a little bit of the money.
政府可对我们下了百万美元的悬赏 Be reasonable. 100 grand of it is already...
乔？ is--is--is insured by the government.
Joe?
到那边去，回那边去 Hey, get-- just get back there.
你这是要干嘛？这是我的银行 Go on. Just get back there.
What the hell is wrong with you?
你最好解释清楚 lt's my bank.
l'm guessing there's a good reason for this.
噢，是那失踪的女人，我几乎都忘了 Oh, it's the missing woman.
外面有警察 l'd almost forgot.
哈维去哪了？ 我不知道 There's police outside.
你乖乖到那边去好吗？夫人 -Where's Harvey? -l don't know.
小心 Will you get back there, please, ma'am?
那儿有个警察 Look, look, look.
请问洗手间在哪？ There's the policeman right there.
就在后面，那还提供家用的毛巾 Do you know where the bathroom is?
Oh, yeah, it's in the back.
真不敢相信 There are home display towels in there.
l can't believe this.
很抱歉打扰您，卡沃尔太太 Hi. l'm sorry to bother you, Mrs. Carver...
可现在已经过了8点，你还没有开门 but it's after 8:00...
and you haven't turned the sign on yet.
我想你是不是忘了，所以过来看看 And l figured maybe you'd just forgotten...
埃德佳，你人真好，我现在就去准备 the all clear again.
Aww, Edgar, aren't you sweet?
说起来，我想… Well, l'll get right on it.
Um, say, you know, um, l was wondering...
我想是不是能顺便取点现金 l sure could use some cash, and, uh, since l'm here...
当然行，来了就进来吧 Oh, sure. Since you're here.
过来吧，警官，这边走 Come in, officer.
谢谢 Right this way.
Thanks.
你好 Hello.
给我取50元好吗？ Uh, 50 bucks OK?
你们非常成功，你觉得那归功于什么？ You've been very successful.
Uh, what do you attribute that to?
是勇气，那起了很大的作用 Courage-- it takes a lot of that.
这是500元，你多给了好几百 This is 500.
银行出错你还不喜欢 These are hundreds.
Oh, bank error in your favor.
这并不好笑 Game board kind of joke thing.
还要出人意料 Surprise.
真有趣，我好象在什么地方见过你 You know, it's funny...
l--l think l've seen you someplace before.
可能我的长相太普通吧，我长了张大众脸 lt's my face.
我这样的相貌随处可见 l have--you know, l have an average face.
You know how people think-- you look like everyman.
管他的，谢谢你，卡沃尔太太 l don't know. Thanks, Mrs. Carver.
祝你工作顺利 Have a good day.
好了 快走吧 -All right. -Let's go.
等等，我忘了拿眼镜 Wait, wait, wait. l forgot my glasses.
快走 来了 -Come on. -Coming.
该死 Oh, shit.
来吧 Come on.
怎么了？ 钥匙在特瑞身上 -What? -Terry has the keys.
特瑞 Terry!
过来，进警察的车里去 Come on. Get in the cop car.
他们去了哪？ Where are they?
往那边跑了 Uh, that way.
可能现在到外面了 lt might have been that way. They're outside. Yes.
停下…停下，警方征用车辆 Stop. Stop. Stop.
追上前面那辆警车，快，跟上去，快… Stop the car. Police emergency.
There's the car-- a police car. Look!
Just go. Follow that car!
我们不该把他抛在那儿 Go! Go! Go!
We can't just leave him there.
我们帮不了他 There's nothing we can do for him now.
换了是你，他一定会回去 He'd go back for you if he had to.
你先别那么肯定 Don't be so sure about that.
乔，我们说的是特瑞，你忘了特瑞这个朋友吗？ Joe, this is Terry we're talking about.
Remember your friend Terry?
对，就是他们 That's it. That's them.
看到了波拉得 Found Pollard.
戴伦，我必须向你坦白，抢劫并不是那么难 You know, Darren...
l mean, l got to be honest with you.
走进银行，开口要钱，然后出来 lt's not that difficult.
You walk in, you ask for the money, you walk out.
听着，我并不想赶你走 Listen, l don't want to rush you...
但现在这时候，你还是趁早逃跑为好 but this would probably be a good time...
过吧，快点 to make your getaway.
Let's go. Come on.
快带他走，把那放下 Get away from him. Get away. Put that down.
来吧，快走，钱财乃身外之物 Come on, let's go. Get up. Come on.
谢谢 lt's only money.
开车要小心 Thank you.
Drive carefully!
快走 Now, let's go.
总部，这是林肯六街，这里发生一起持枪劫案… Dispatch, this is Lincoln Six.
We have an armed robbery--
难道西部的警察还不够多… ls it not enough that every cop in the western states...
所以你帮他们在后面穷追我们？ along with every mouth-breathing reporter is on our ass?
你对这次打劫无功而返不满意吗？ Do you have to sabotage us from within?
我并不是故意的 l didn't do it on purpose.
这并不是关键 That's not the point.
问题是你是危险人物，你反应迟钝，头脑愚笨 The point is you're dangerous...
and you're dense and you're stupid.
你被解雇了 没门，我自己退出 -You're fired. -No way. l quit.
哈维 随他去吧 -Harvey. -Call it what you want.
他是对的 He's right, you know?
我并不适合抢银行，我是特技演员 l'm not a bank robber. l'm a stunt man.
另外，你们并不需要我，你们有凯特 Besides, you don't need me. You--you got Kate.
是吗？ Are you sure?
是的 Yeah.
我退出 l quit.
你差点把送我们回监狱，哈维 You could have put us back in jail, Harvey.
我很抱歉，乔 l'm sorry, Joe.
或许到墨西哥再见了 Maybe l'll see you guys in Mexico.
好吧 OK.
真是好车 Nice car.
不是我的，我偷来的 lt's not mine. l stole it.
你要去哪？ What are you gonna do now?
好莱坞 Drive it to Hollywood.
去干嘛？ Yeah, why?
我是特技演员 l'm a stunt man.
Oh.
想和我一起去吗？ Do you want to come with me?
不想 No.
Aww.
特瑞？ 怎么？ -Hey, Terry? -Yeah?
还记得我告诉过你，我的兄弟患了脑肿瘤… Remember what l told you about my brother...
the one with the brain tumor...
然后他整天闻到焦羽毛的味道吗？ who was always smelling burning feathers?
这让我很难忘怀 lt's emblazoned on my brain forever.
但他从未放弃，直到生命的尽头 You know, he never quit...
never gave up trying, right to the very end.
乔？ Hey, Joe?
我很清楚他的感觉 l know just how he feels.
晚安，乔 Good night, Joe.
你们这些家伙，你们一起合作那么久 Do you guys--do you guys...
You've been together for quite a while.
你们认为互相之间还是好朋友吗？ Do you consider yourselves good friends still?
当然是 绝对是朋友 -Oh, sure. -Absolutely.
人们常说盗贼之间没有信任 People say there's no honor among thieves.
完全错了，不是吗？乔 To--totally wrong. Right, Joe?
大错特错 Totally wrong.
戴伦，那情形就象是路易斯和克拉克 Darren, it's like, uh-- uh, Lewis and Clark.
你就象路易斯… You got Lewis, he--he--he's stuck...
他迷失在…他在非洲原始丛林中迷路了 somewhere out there in Africa...
lost in the African wilderness.
然后克拉克，艾尔·克拉克，好象他是叫这名字 And, uh--uh, Clark...
他毅然抛下手头的事情，回去找他 Al Clark, l think his name was...
he--he drops what he's doing...
他去找路易斯，知道那是为了什么？ and he goes to find him.
因为他们之间的那种友谊 He goes to find Lewis, and you know why?
Because of friendship, that's why.
拜托，乔，是斯坦利与利文斯通，不是路易斯和克拉克 For God's sake, Joe...
it was--was Stanley and Livingstone...
路易斯和克拉克，是讲他们在印第安女人帮助下… not Lewis and Clark.
You see, Lewis and Clark...
tried to find the Northwest Passage...
找到了去西北大陆的通道 with the help of this statuesque lndian lady.
但你把… 但他们总算是朋友，对吗？ -But you probably-- -But they were friends, OK?
他们当然是 Of course they were.
他在问我们关于友谊的事情 He was asking us about friendship.
你不用老挑我话里的刺 You always got to correct me.
对不起，你说的对 l'm sorry. You're right.
你没睡觉 You're up.
我睡不着，我想也许你和我可以去外面走走 l--l couldn't sleep.
l was thinking maybe...
乔在哪？ that you and l could go to this place.
他睡着了，睡的很香 Where is Joe?
特瑞？ He's asleep, sound asleep.
真睡的很香，我们可以去外面走走，那边有个酒吧 Terry?
He is. He's sound asleep.
lf we could maybe come down to this, uh...
bar down here at the thing...
我们随便找个地方坐坐，喝点睡前饮料什么的 and maybe just sit there...
and have a nightcap or something like that.
现在有点晚了，你觉的呢？ lt's a little late, don't you think?
不，现在还早呢，那样才是生活 Oh, no. Gosh, not at all.
What--it's the-- you know, live.
就假装这是你生命中最重要的时刻，好吗？ You know, act like it's the last...
most important thing you'll ever do in your life.
好吧，我去穿件外套 Please?
好 All right. l'll just get a coat.
OK.
我喜欢这首歌 l love this song.
事实上我从未听过 Actually, l never heard it before.
我就随便按了个A1，只是忽然心血来潮 l have to press A1 on these things.
不过这是首好歌，我连放了六遍 lt's an obsessive-compulsive thing.
lt's a pretty song, though.
l played it six times.
跟我一起走吧，凯特，求你了 Just run away with me, Kate, please.
我们一起坐进车里，然后就一直开啊开… Let's get in the car...
and we'll just drive and drive and drive and drive...
开到完美之地去，我们就在那儿，想待多久就待多久 and then we'll stop at the perfect place...
and we'll stay there for as long as we want to...
然后再回到车上，再继续开啊开… and then we'll get back in the car...
直到找到另一个完美之处 and then we'll drive and drive and drive and drive...
and we'll find another perfect place.
我只是…我说这话是不是突然了点？ l'm just--
this is kind of sudden, isn't it?
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
我没有 Well, not to me, it isn't.
我想来点威士忌 l need a whiskey.
给我来杯威士忌好吗？ Can l have a whiskey, please?
再来杯伏特加，还有一杯牛奶 l'd like a vodka, please.
牛奶能热一下吗？ And a glass of milk.
Could you warm the milk?
问题真是一团糟 Got a right side problem of some sort.
真希望我没有脑肿瘤 God, l hope l'm not having a brain tumor.
特瑞 Hi, Terry.
玩的怎样？ How's it going?
乔 Hi, Joe.
玩的开心吗？ What's going on?
不怎么开心 Not much. Just...
你一个人吗？ You're here by yourself?
没事吧？ You OK?
我的嘴唇出了点问题 l'm having trouble feeling my lips a little.
没有麻木吧？ They're not numb, are they?
是有点麻木 -A little bit numb. -Oh, boy.
乔，我以为你睡着了 Joe.
Hi.
对，是睡着了 l thought you were asleep.
Yeah. l was asleep.
他醒过来了 He woke up.
有人想跳舞吗？ Anybody want to dance?
我不想跳，你陪凯特跳吧？ No, l don't think so. Why don't you dance with Kate?
我可不行 去吧… -Not me. -Go ahead. Go ahead.
我的舞技不行 l'm not really a dancer.
来吧…特瑞？ Come on...Terry?
和她跳吧 我的手臂失去知觉了 -Dance with her. -l can't feel my arm.
我不想跳，凯特 l'd rather not, Kate.
凯特已经穿好了舞裙 Kate's got her dancing clothes on.
去那边跳舞吧 Go on over there and dance.
你没事吧？ 尽情开心吧 -You all right? -You kids have fun.
你没事吧？ 是的，我没事 -You all right? -Oh, yeah. l'm just fine.
你连站都站不稳 You're kind of tilting.
没事，过会就好了 Yeah, well, it's just a momentary thing.
事实上，我脚下轻飘飘的 Actually, l'm very, very light on my feet.
对 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah.
我跳的很不错 l'm a pretty good dancer.
你也不错，你是舞池皇后 There you go. You're an all-right dancer.
小心些，特瑞 Looking good, Terry.
这么美的歌 Such a pretty song.
和我跳舞吧，凯特，你该多做舞蹈运动 Dance with me, Kate.
Oh, maybe you should do most of the dancing.
快乐吗？ 你怎么了？亲爱的 -Happy? -What, honey?
介意我打扰一下吗？ Mind if l cut in?
没关系，我几乎喘不过气来 Yeah, sure.
你不觉得我们应该… 他会没事的 l've lost the beat.
-Don't you think we should-- -No, he'll be fine.
让他休息会就行了 Just take a little rest.
你们当然可以… You guys sure, um...
来吧，和我跳舞 Come here. Dance with me.
跟我走吧，凯特，我们坐进一辆车，然后一直开啊开 Run away with me, Kate.
We can get in the car and just drive and drive and drive.
那是个好主意 You know what? That is a great idea.
那墨西哥的事情呢？ What about Mexico?
那里可以慢慢再去 Mexico will wait.
那特瑞怎办？ Well, what about Terry?
特瑞的事也可以慢慢来，来吧 Terry will just have to wait, too.
我很困惑 Come on.
l am so confused.
困惑什么？ ln what way?
一切 ln every possible way.
那就稍微和我出去会，来吧 Just come on outside with me for a minute. Come on.
我点了热牛奶 什么？ -l've got a hot milk. -What?
我给特瑞点了热牛奶，我给他点了牛奶 l got Terry some hot milk.
我得瞧瞧特瑞的情况 l'll just get him the hot milk.
l'll check on Terry.
你没事吧？ You all right?
我给你点了牛奶，这有助于睡眠 Here, l got you some milk. Help you sleep.
我对乳糖过敏 l'm lactose intolerant.
什么？ You're what?
乳糖过敏 Lactose intolerant.
你有乳糖过敏？ You're lactose intolerant?
会导致严重腹泄 Severe diarrhea.
严重腹泄，好吧 Severe diar--
我在外面走廊里等你 Right.
l'll just be outside here on the porch.
凯特，你有闻到焦羽毛的味道吗？ Kate, can you smell burning feathers?
焦羽毛？ Burning feathers?
乔的哥哥阿尔伯特，他就闻到那种气味，是脑肿瘤引起的 Joe's older brother Albert.
He smelled burning feathers.
He had a brain tumor.
乔根本没有哥哥 Joe doesn't have an older brother.
我右身瘫痪了 l have no right side.
右身瘫痪？这也是乔和你说的？你还有知觉吗？ No right side? ls that what Joe told you?
Can you feel this?
我当然有知觉，很痛 Yes, l feel that. lt hurt.
乔没有兄弟？ Joe doesn't have a brother?
没兄弟 那阿尔伯特呢？ -No brother. -Albert?
根本没这个人 No Albert.
那焦羽毛什么的，根本就是在说谎？ So the burning feathers was a lie.
对 Yup.
你肯定吗？ 非常肯定 -You're sure? -Positive.
乔去哪了？ Where is Joe?
就在外面 Outside.
乔，我一直在考虑 Joe, l've been thinking.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
我在想，其实我根本没脑肿瘤，因为你从来就没有兄弟 l've been thinking that l don't have a brain tumor...
我能走了，看到了吗？乔，看着我，我正围着你在走 because you never had a brother.
And l can walk, too. Did you notice that, Joe?
Look at me. l'm walking. l'm walking around you. See?
朋友之间需要坦诚相待…你不总是这么说的吗？ Never cheat a pal.
是你先骗我的 我没有 Never cheat a pal. lsn't that what you always say?
你先骗我的 -You cheated me first. -l did not.
没有，该死的 You cheated me first!
No! Bullshit!
那去天堂的事怎办？ What about Paradise?
我才不管什么天堂，我现在就走 l don't give a damn about Paradise.
那我也走，好吗？你满意了？ l'm out of here.
Well, guess what. Me, too, OK? Happy?
少了我，你连一周也混不下去 You won't make it a week without me, and you know it.
我还有凯特 l will with Kate.
要带走她，除非我死 Over my dead body!
那很痛，你这个蠢蛋 That hurt! You little shithead!
你咬我 住手 -You bit me! -Stop it!
你打我 你们住手好吗？ -You hit me! -Would you stop it?
天，快结束吧 Oh, God. This is over.
必须有人要死，希望是他 Not until somebody is either dead or in a coma.
不，这是我们大家的事 And l hope it's him.
No, l'm talking about us.
我不想看见你们这样，我实在看不下去 l won't watch you do this to each other.
l just--l can't.
我宁愿看见你们被关在监狱，至少你们不会互相伤害 l'd rather see you in prison.
At least there you'd be safe from each other.
是的，我明白全是我的错 And yes, l'm aware that this is entirely my own fault.
只是我太…是我太自私了，但我… lt's just that l...
l bit off a little bit more than l could chew.
But l...
我从未面临这样的处境 l've just never felt this way before, and...
我…我无法从你们之中作出选择 l...
l can't choose between you.
我们难道不能分享爱情吗？我知道这听来有些不同寻常 What if everyone only has one big love?
l mean, l know this one's a little bit...
bigger than usual, but...
但如果我们就只能这么去爱呢？ what if we only have one?
知道我为何难以选择吗？ And you know why l can't choose between you?
因为只有结合你们两个，那才是完美的男人 Because together, you're...
you're the perfect man.
凯特 Kate.
凯特，我们不会是要…是吗？ Kate, we weren't really gonna even--right?
对 Yeah.
对不起 l'm sorry, boys.
都结束了 This is over.
凯特… Kate!
好大，不是吗？ Big, isn't it?
只是间银行而已 lt's just a bank.
真大 Big.
对，真大 Yeah. lt's big.
是他们，他们来这了 Oh, my God. lt's them. They're here.
Oh, Mama.
凯特·惠勒可能在最初是被作为人质… Kate Wheeler may have started out as a hostage...
可现在有迹象表明，她的行为越来越象银行劫匪 but she's looking more and more like a bank robber to me.
这话真荒谬，这么说对她太不公平了 That's ridiculous.
There's no way you can calculate the impact of her captivity.
她只是一个“红色八爪女” This is Patty Hearst all over again.
若你要这么说，“红色八爪女”最后还是被送进了监狱 lf you recall, Patty Hearst went to prison.
那是个错误 Which was a mistake.
抱歉，有个长途 Excuse me. lt's long distance.
等等 You're in love-- Hold on a minute.
别现在就说你爱她 Don't tell her you love her right now.
我们都爱她，她知道的 Both of us...
快听… Yeah, she knows it.
Listen. Listen.
我想你，乔也想你 l miss you.
And Joe misses you.
我想说我们都想你，一样的想，我们俩一样的想你 What l'm trying to say is we both miss you.
Equally.
Equally. We both miss you equally.
你好吗？ Hi. Hi. How you doing?
我们经过了仔细的考虑 Well, we've been-- we've been, um, thinking.
我也经过了仔细的考虑 l've been doing some thinking, too.
你考虑了什么？ What were you thinking?
我不能再这么活下去，这是最重要的 l can't live like this. l mean, that's the first thing.
你来说 Well...take it.
全是我们的错，我们会负全责，全部 Which is entirely our fault, and we take full responsibility.
是真的，绝对是真的 Full.
Really.
问题不在于是谁错，不再重要了 Absolutely.
No, it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
让我和她说 Not anymore.
Let me talk to her.
听我说，要是我能告诉你解决的办法呢？ Listen to me.
What if l told you there was a way out of this?
只要再干票大的，只要一次，漂亮又安全的 One more big score, OK?
Just one. Nice and safe.
我不想听这个 Oh, l don't like the sound of this.
不…我们不搞花样，不再过夜抢劫 Well, no, no. No more tricks. No more tricks.
No more sleepovers.
我们会大摇大摆走进去，亮出枪，然后开始抢钱… We just walk in...
we show them our guns, we take the money...
你们会明抢？ You show them your guns?
我们全计划好了 But we got it all figured out.
不，我不会让你们那么做，不，别这么干 No, l can't let you do this.
Oh, no, please don't do this.
这主意糟透了 lt's a really bad idea.
凯特…听我说 Kate, Kate, listen to me. Listen to me.
这计划很可行 This will work. OK?
乔·布莱克与特瑞·柯林斯的悬赏金额 The reward for the capture of Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
已上升到了100万美金 has been doubled to a million dollars.
问题是现在这两个人，还能逍遥多久 The question now is how much longer...
the two can continue their crime spree.
所有人都熟悉他们的面容… Their faces are known to just about everyone...
早上好 你好吗？进去吧 -Good morning. -How you doing? Let's go.
来吧，快走 Outside. Come on. Go on.
快走，小矮子 Keep moving, shorty.
天，这些家伙来这做什么？ Oh, my God. What are you guys doing here?
闭嘴 Shut up.
我们走 好吧… -Let's go. -All right. All right.
过来，你也是 Come on. You, too.
站到我们面前 ln front of us. ln front of us.
行了 Here we go.
各位晚上好，我是戴伦·海德，欢迎收看“逍遥法外的罪犯” Good evening, everybody.
l'm Darren Head, and welcome to ''Criminals at Large.''
今晚我们献上的是非常有趣而精彩的采访 We have a very interesting...
如果你正对着电视，你会发现我不在节目制作室中 and unusual show for you this evening.
lf you can look behind me, you see that we're not here
今晚的节目是在我家中录制的 on the set of ''Criminals at Large.''
We're broadcasting tonight out of my home...
著名的过夜大盗乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯正坐在我身边 out of my living room.
The Sleepover Bandits, Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
他们想要澄清关于凯特·惠勒的误会 are sitting with me.
我要向你们澄清，向美国的公众… They wanted to set the record straight about Kate Wheeler.
l want to say to you, to the American public...
以及遍及全国的执法机关… to all of the law enforcement agencies...
out there across America...
凯特·惠勒从未参与我们的抢劫活动 Kate Wheeler was never involved in the bank robberies with us.
她是我们的人质，她是被胁迫的人质 She was our hostage.
She was an unwilling hostage.
她从未涉及其中 She was never, ever involved.
女士们，先生们，早上好，我们是银行劫匪 Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.
You are about to be robbed.
我是凯特·惠勒 l'm Kate Wheeler.
把手都举起来，银行经理在哪？ Keep your hands where l can see them.
Where's the bank manager?
很好，先生，请跟我来 Very good, sir. Come with me.
所有人都不许动 OK, nobody move.
到那边角落去 Right there on the corner.
坐下 Lay down.
我并不认识他们 l'd never heard them talk like that before.
他们带有武器，是危险人物，我想这次他们想玩真的了 And they're armed and they're dangerous...
and l think they're serious.
我要与他们接触 All right, let's make contact with them.
特别行动组严阵以待，直升机在上空盘旋 The SWAT team is standing around.
The helicopters are overhead.
这就是目前阿拉莫信贷银行前的情景 lt's an incredible scene here at the Alamo Savings & Loan.
通了 lt's ringing.
让我告诉你，我是乔·布莱克 Yeah? Let me tell you something.
你不会活捉我们的，明白吗？ This is Joe Blake, OK?
You will never take us alive. Do you understand me?
我们要安全到达伯班克机场，在那给我们准备好飞机 Now, we want safe passage to Burbank Airport...
and we want a plane to fly us out of there.
不要再打电话来了，按我吩咐的去做 No, no more phone calls, OK?
You just do what l ask you.
你永远不会活捉我们 Hey, you are not gonna take us alive!
“你不会活捉我们？” ''You're not gonna take us alive''?
没错 That's right.
真是好主意，乔，不如直接打死你一个如何？ Great thinking, Joe.
How about they will not take YOU alive?
很高兴你把我也算上了… You know, l'm flattered that you've included me...
我们就这样一同面对，你招来所谓的“枪林弹雨” in your little ''going out in a hail of gunfire...''
kind of concept and everything...
老实说，我觉得你蠢透了 but l think you've gone nuts, frankly.
军方已经派人员到达这里，特别行动组已经就位 The troops are moving in here. The SWAT team is moving in.
直升机在上空盘旋 The helicopters are overhead.
如果你留意我身后，你能看见乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯 lf you look in the background...
他们就在银行里，人质仍未获救 you can see Joe Blake and Terry Collins.
They're in the bank. The hostages are still in there.
全体人员各就各位 Everybody hold your positions.
我已经厌倦了逃亡，特瑞 l'm all through running, Terry.
我也是，但我有个更好的主意 Well, guess what. l am, too.
But l got a better idea.
我会丢掉武器，高举双手出去… l'm gonna throw down my weapon and put my hands in the air...
老实回到联邦监狱去，凯特想我们这么做 and go back to the federal penitentiary...
where Kate Wheeler wants us.
我不会让你这么做 是吗？要是我不给你这机会呢？ -Can't let you do that. -Oh, really?
大家稳住，稍等一下 What if l don't give you that option?
Everybody hold your position.
把枪放下 是你逼我的 Guys, just hold on one second.
-Put that gun down. -Make me.
我逼你？ 对，是你逼我的 -Make me? -Yes, make me!
那这算是什么？你自己没有判断力吗？ What the hell is this, the third grade?
这时候我不想再说废话了，乔 You can't do any better than that?
l'm all out of well-turned phrases at this point, Joe.
疑犯开始持枪对峙 All right, the suspects are in a standoff with themselves.
把枪放下 Put your gun down!
别再胡思乱想了 Hey, don't even think about it!
别拿枪指着他 Don't you point that gun at him !
从这出去，先生，你们也全出去 Now, get out of here, mister! The rest of you, too!
不许动 Don't move! Hey! Hey!
有人质出来了，那是人质 That's a hostage coming out. That's a hostage.
银行好象有人出来了，有人从银行里出来了 lt looks like somebody's coming out of the bank.
乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯就在那 Somebody's come out of the bank.
不许出去，把门关上 Joe Blake and Terry Collins are in there.
Hold it down. Shut them-- Shut up!
里面开火了 Shots fired inside.
你用枪打我 You shot me!
臭杂种 Stinking bastard!
天 Oh, God!
注意，疑犯开始互相开枪 Be advised. The suspects are shooting at each other.
狗杂种 You son of a bitch!
好，轮到特瑞了，准备 All right. On Terry.
Stand by.
大家稳住，红队，静观形势 Hold your position.
On red team. Everybody just hold.
好了，散弹枪要射中特瑞了 All right. This'll be the shotgun on Terry.
按 Now.
棒极了 Wonderful.
疑犯倒在了里面 The suspects appear to be down inside.
鼓掌欢呼吧 Applause.
红队，快上 Red team, go.
保护人质 Secure them.
她要干嘛？ 来吧，让我们过去 -What is she doing? -Come on. Let's go.
真是难以置信，乔·布莱克和特瑞·柯林斯死了 This is unbelievable.
Joe Blake and Terry Collins are down.
很难确认他们是死于警察枪下，或是互殴致命 We can't tell if the police shot them or they shot themselves.
凯特·惠勒好象站在台阶上，她晕倒了 And it looks like Kate Wheeler's up on the stairs...
要是你下周接着收看本节目 and she fainted.
你将会知道，凯特·惠勒就是改变过夜大盗们命运的人 And if you followed this story the last couple of weeks...
you know that Kate Wheeler is the woman...
that turned in the Sleepover Bandits.
快找人来看看惠勒太太，快去 l need some help up here for Ms. Wheeler.
Let's move. Now.
她被抬出来了，快给她个镜头，就在那儿 Pick her up. Come on. Get a shot!
Get a shot of her, right there.
惠勒太太，你晕倒在台阶上，你受到打击吗？发生了什么？ Ms. Wheeler, you fainted on the steps there.
Was that--were you in shock? What happened there?
是的，我完全受到了打击 Yes. l was in complete shock.
惠勒太太，是你向警方举报这次抢劫吗？ Ms. Wheeler, is it true that you tipped off the police...
对，是我，但这些…本来不该发生 to today's bank robbery?
Yes, uh, l did.
But none of this was, um... was supposed to happen.
我本想制止他们的 l just wanted them to, um, to stop.
l'm stuck.
Hey!
早上好，阳光 Good morning, sunshine.
把袋子打开 Open the bag.
来吧，快点 Come on. Let's go.
干的漂亮 Great job, you guys. Great job.
我们离开这儿吧 We're getting out of here.
走吧，拿上钱，快点 OK. Let's go. Grab the money. Come on. Come on.
走吧，离开这 Let's go. Let's get out of here.
天 快走开 -Oh, my God! -Go!
要爆炸了，快跑开 lt's gonna blow! You gotta run.
要爆炸了 lt's gonna blow!
市区今天又出一桩头条新闻 ...downtown area with another stunning turn...
运送匪徒尸体的车爆炸了 in today's big story.
The vehicle transporting the bodies...
of the Sleepover Bandits has exploded.
显然，尸体已随着爆炸化为灰烬，完全无法辨认了 Apparently, the bodies were wired with explosives.
The bodies were totally incinerated...
乔·布莱克与特瑞·柯林斯，就此灰飞烟灭 with no trace of Joe Blake and Terry Collins.
为天堂干杯 Here's to Paradise.
为我们干杯 To us.
你们最好等等我，因为我还要去取防晒油和百万美元的赏金 You better wait for me...
'cause l'm bringing the sunscreen...
and the million-dollar reward.
过夜大盗的悲剧就此结束，但真的结束了吗？ And so ends the tragic tale of the Sleepover Bandits.
乔和特瑞吸引了整个国家的注意 Or does it?
Joe Blake and Terry Collins captured the imagination...
由于他们的死亡，这故事变为了一段传奇 of a nation.
And in death, their lives are quickly becoming...
布莱克和柯林斯不是英雄，他们也从未想成为英雄 the stuff of legend.
Blake and Collins weren't heroes.
采访后，有人问我“他们究竟是怎样的人？” They never claimed to be.
After the interview, people came up to me and said...
我和所有人一样所知不多，他们抢银行 ''What were they really like?''
l know as much as anybody else. They robbed banks.
他们错误地绑架了一个女人，然后又反目成仇，内讧致死 They certainly kidnapped the wrong woman.
And they shot each other to death in cold blood.
其余只剩下谣传和思索，成了民间故事的素材 The rest is rumor and speculation--
the stuff of folk tales.
最终，这也许就是他们想要的 And in the end, maybe that's the way we really want it to be.
我是戴伦·海德，下周“逍遥法外的罪犯”时间再见 l'm Darren Head.
We'll see you next week on another edition...
of ''Criminals at Large.''
画面渐暗 Fade to black.
早该如此了 That should do it.
通过神圣的婚礼结合，由上帝和这些人们见证 ...consented together in holy matrimony.
Y han testificado lo mismo, ante Dios...
y todos los presentes.
And have witnessed the same before God and this company.
发誓分享他们的爱，发誓分享他们的一切 And have pledged their love to each other.
And have declared the same by the joining...
交换戒指，成为夫妇 and the giving of the rings.
Y por lo tanto, con la autoridad del Estado...
los pronuncio esposo y esposa.
新郎可以吻新娘了 The groom may now kiss the bride.
先生们，你们为何不从头说起？ Hi, gentlemen.
So, why don't we start from the beginning, all right?
你们是怎么认识的？ How'd you guys meet?
那时我们一起举重，然后就很平常的交换香烟 Well, uh, lifting weights, pumping the iron, you know...
in the usual way-- trading cigarettes.
特瑞以为自己生了阑尾炎 Terry had imaginary appendicitis...
然后他认为自己又有败血症，而我那时在医务室工作 and then he had, uh, imaginary blood poisoning.
l was working in the infirmary.
体检说是败血症，可其实不是… The medical term is septicemia, and it wasn't...
不管怎样，有天晚上在医务室我听到怪声… Anyway, one night in the infirmary...
l'm hearing this howling sound...
戴伦，那声音就象… uh, Darren.
You know, like a--like a...
就象是猫发怒时叫的那种 like the noise a cat makes when a cat's in heat...
that ''Rrrr. Rrrr.''
就是那种小声音 That little sound, you know?
有件事情是我们总要提醒自己，在事前总是准备充分 One of the things we always like to remind ourselves...
before we'd run into any job was expect the unexpected, right?
对吗？总是好象面面俱到 Right?
Always sounds like good advice.
当然，当你做了完善的准备… Except, of course, if you are expecting the unexpected...
就好象对所有突发情况，都胸有成竹，对吗？ then...well, then, it really isn't unexpected anymore, is it?
然后在真正的意外来临之时，你就会手足无措 And that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected.
因为你根本不会预计到 Because you're not expecting it.
所有人都会看见这卷带子，凯特·惠勒现在也成了名人 Everybody saw the videotape-- it's kind of famous by now--
of Kate Wheeler, the bank robbery.
你们为何要出面澄清凯特·惠勒是无辜，和说出你们的立场呢？ Why don't you, right here on this show...
set the record straight about Kate Wheeler and your operation.
我想那女孩极端厌恶我们 l mean, the girl was terrified, you know, with us, l think.
不管是我们抢银行的行为，还是我们的人品 Both as men and as bank robbers.
她讨厌我们，一直讨厌我们 And didn't like us.
我们没有任何关系… Never liked us.
-We never got along... -No.
从我们最初见面开始就一直如此 from the very first moment we met.
你们从不害怕吗？我意思是，这行当是如此危险 Don't you guys ever get really scared?
l mean, this job is so dangerous.
我对危险免疫，我乐于面对危险 l'm immune to danger. l dance with danger.
我对危险根本不屑一顾，冷笑至之 l walk up to danger and tug it on the ears and sneer at it...
就象那样子“怕什么？来吧”，我就是这样的 and make funny faces at it.
l just, you know-- ''You know what? Come on.''
你知道要做到什么吗？你必须得有钢铁般的意志 ls what l'm saying.
You know what you have to be like?
You have to have nerves of steel...
我就有这样的素质，我象初生牛犊一样勇敢 and l have a nervous system which, l mean, as a child...
God knows, l was a nervous kid. l was a nervous kid.
当你到了那里，就有种刺激感开始… But, you know, you get in there.
There's something about the adrenaline...
你笑什么？ and what are you laughing at?
你免疫 You're immune.
我是免疫，我对危险免疫. l'm immune. l'm immune to danger.
你百毒不侵 You're totally immune.