冰天凍地
我還是沒看見她 I don't see her.
班次改了，再等會吧 The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.
你們確定要等下去？ You guys sure about this?
是的，每次都這樣 Yeah yeah, works all the time.
順便說一句，等的這位小姐愛林奇 Besides, this lady loves Lynch.
- 愛死他了 -因為我很可愛 - Loves him. - I'm cute.
(竊笑)
(嘆氣)
那個--那個是她嗎？ ls that-- is that her?
見鬼！ Shit.
帕克, 你是不是能。。 Parker, what you could do
走到那兒，展示下你的美貌和迷人的笑容？ is go down there and look beautiful and smile.
- 什麼？我？ - 是的 - What? Me? - Yeah.
額，不 Uh, no.
不，不，這應該是你們男人出面的事情 No no, this is your thing.
你只要走過去說，比如， All you have to do is go over there and say, like,
嘿，我和我的朋友們。。 "Hey, me and my friends--"
- 是「女朋友們」，得說「女朋友們」 Girlfriends. Say girlfriends.
「我和我的女朋友們都忘記帶信用卡了」 "Me and my girlfriends totally forgot our credit cards
「所以我們沒有足夠的錢購買上山的纜車票了」 so we can't get our lift tickets from over there.
- 「你是否可以通融一下？」 - 這太扯了 - So can you, like, help us out?" - That is so lame.
- 把我的錢給我 - 給你 - Give me my money back. - Your money.
- 這辦法行不通 - 拿著，先試試50美元可不可以 - It's not gonna work. - Take this. Start at 50.
通常別的姑娘一般50美元就搞定了 That's what the other lady usually takes.
儘管去施展你的魅力 And just, you know, work your way up if you need to.
- Dan... - 嘿，看著我，看著我 - Dan... - Hey, look at me. Look at me.
沒事的，你會成功的 You're gonna be fine. You'll be great.
Parker, 你一定行的 Parker, you've so got this.
是啊，最壞能壞到哪兒去呢？ Yeah, and what's the worst that can happen?
最多那傢伙說不 The guy says no.
他不會說不的，沒人會拒絕你這樣的姑娘 And he's not gonna say no. No one's ever said no.
Dan, 還是你去吧，我覺得這很傻 Dan, you do it. I feel stupid.
放鬆點，好嗎？我保證，你會沒事的 Relax, okay? I promise, you're gonna be great.
- 幹嗎要我去啊？ - 因為你是姑娘 - Why me? - That's 'cause you're a girl.
是個漂亮的--嘿，你是個漂亮姑娘 A beautiful-- hey, you're a beautiful girl.
而且你的笑容簡直迷死人 And you have a charming smile.
只要。。 Just...
只要再。。。 just...
好吧 There we go.
好極了，去搞定他 That's great. Go get him.
- 看你的了 - Okay. - Get in the game. - Okay.
加油 Come on.
廣播：滑雪者請注意了，黑狗滑道現在已經開啟 Attention all skiers. The Black Dog Trail is now open.
帶來不便敬請諒解 Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hey. Hey.
能給支煙抽嗎？ Can I bum a smoke?
- 我是Parker. - 我是Jason. - I'm Parker. - Jason.
哦，酷！我兄弟名字就叫Jason. Oh cool. My brother's name is Jason.
棒極了！ That's awesome.
是啊，那麼我不想多耽誤你的工作時間了 Yeah, so I don't want to waste your time or anything
我看你像忙得不可開交的樣子 because you seem like a wicked busy guy and everything.
這聽上去有點傻 This is gonna sound really stupid.
是這樣，我和我的女朋友們。。。 lt's just that my girlfriends and l
從塞勒姆來 came all the way up from Salem State.
我愚蠢的吹噓說可以用我媽媽的信用卡 I was kind of the dumb ass who said that I could pay
幫他們支付三張門票的錢 for all three of the tickets on my mom's credit card.
可是我把我媽媽的信用卡忘記在加油站了 And then I left her credit card at the gas station.
- 是嗎？ - 不，我的意思是。。。 - Right. - No, I mean...
我帶了點錢 I totally have money.
只是不夠付三個人的錢，明白嗎？ Just not enough for all three, you know?
- 你有多少？ - 50美元 - How much? - 50?
我會丟了飯碗的 I could lose my job.
不，不，他會拒絕的 No no, he's not going for it.
不會的，他會同意的，閉上你的嘴 Yes he will. Just shut up, please.
我是說他要麼為了他的最低工資工作，要麼。。。 I mean he's either gonna do that job for--
那個怎麼說來著？最。。？ what do you call it, minimal?
- 最低的 - 最低工資 - Minimum. - Minimum wage,
要麼他為了他的最低工資外加一點點外快而工作 or he's gonna do it for minimum wage plus a little bit.
如果換作是我，我知道該怎麼做 I mean, I know what I'd do.
她非得今天來滑雪是嗎？ She just had to come skiing today, huh?
你說過你不會介意的 You said you wouldn't mind.
我不，我不介意，一點都不介意 I don't. I don't mind. I don't mind at all.
我說，自從上學期我們就沒在一起喝上一杯 I'm just saying we haven't seen you at Fezzywigs for a $1 pitcher
週一晚上的球賽你也沒露面 since last semester and you don't show up for Monday Night Football.
上周我在你家裡看了球賽了 I watched football at your house last week.
Dan, 你看了十分鐘，足球賽可遠不止十分鐘 Dan, 10 minutes. Football games are more than 10 minutes.
有很多個十分鐘，明白嗎？ They're like lots of 10 minuteses, you know?
我現在有女朋友了 I have a girlfriend now.
你究竟想我怎樣做？ I don't know what you want me to do about it.
- 我很抱歉 - 算了，沒關係 - I'm sorry. - You know what? It's fine.
我是說，Holliston山一直是我們常來的地方 I'm-- I'm just just saying that Mt. Holliston was kind of our thing.
她連開車都不會，還要跟過來，怪彆扭的 And she can't even ride so it's a little weird.
- 她比以前進步多了 - 是啊是啊 - She's getting better. - Yeah yeah.
我現在感覺自己像個白癡 Now I feel like a dick.
如果你心存不滿，你只要說出來就行了 I mean, if you had a problem with this, you've got to say something.
不不，沒什麼不滿的，當我剛才沒說好了 No no, it's not a problem. Just forget I said anything.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
廣播：大家注意了 Woman on P.A.: Attention all skiers.
Holliston山將於下週五到週日對外開放 Mt. Holliston will be open next Friday through Sunday.
準備好你們的入場券，請排隊等候 Get your tickets now to avoid waiting in line.
Okay. Okay.
你幹的好極了，我為你感到自豪，Parker. I think you did great. I'm proud of you, Parker.
- 我做的很好，是嗎？ - 還行吧 - I did good, right? - You did well.
我的找頭呢？ So where's my change?
嗯~~沒有找頭 Um, there isn't any.
你把100塊都給他了？ You just gave him the full 100?
是啊，50塊他不肯干 Well, yeah. He wasn't gonna do it for 50.
好吧，那你就沒試試在50到100之間討價還價？ Okay, so what happened to the numbers between 50 and 100?
比方說，51塊 Like, say, 51
或者75塊等等 or 75 even?
Dan, 你給了我兩張50的，那我還怎麼向他要找頭？ Dan, you gave me two 50s. Was I supposed to ask for change?
是我的話就跟他要找頭 I would have asked for change.
現在這樣已經算佔便宜了，不是嗎？ I mean, it's still way cheaper than paying for tickets, right?
我絕對會跟他要找頭的 I definitely would have asked for change.
Hey. Hey.
他們是你的「女朋友」？ Girlfriends?
你好啊 What's up?
看看這些買纜車全價票的笨蛋們 Look at these chumps paying top dollar for their lift tickets.
- Whoo- hoo! - 我們可不是笨蛋 - Whoo-hoo! - Not us, though.
謝謝你，寶貝兒 Thanks to you, babe.
哦，現在我成了「寶貝兒」了 Oh, now I'm babe.
你從來沒有用愛稱來叫過我 You never call me pet names.
- 我不是個喜歡叫愛稱的人 - 嘸。。。。 - I'm not a pet name guy. - Hmm.
他一般只叫我帕克 He calls me Parker.
- 因為你叫這個名字啊 - 明白了 - That's your name. - I know.
但你還是可以用其他飽含深情的方式來稱呼我 But you're supposed to call me something affectionate
比方說「親愛的」，「甜心」 like honey or sweetie.
知道嗎，上學期我認識個姑娘 You know, I hooked up with a girl last semester
她在床上的時候喜歡叫我的姓，太怪異了 that called me my last name in bed. It was weird.
她說：「哦，林奇，你的頭髮真柔順」 She was all like, "Oh, Lynch, your hair's so soft.
「加油幹我，林奇！」 就像丹這樣喜歡叫人家姓 Do me harder, Lynch. " It was like throwing it to Dan over here.
好吧，我可以叫你奧尼爾 Yeah, I could call you O'Neil.
你甚至都不碰下我的臉頰 You don't touch my face enough either.
真累人 Third wheel.
- 說話小心點，林奇 - 嘿，我可沒跟你約會 - Watch it, Lynch. - Hey, I'm not dating you.
你可別攪亂我的生活 You don't get to make my life suck.
- Whoa! No no no. - Whoa. - Whoa! No no no. - Whoa.
沒有人說過 No one ever said anything
你把我的生活搞的一團糟 about you making my life suck.
- Uh- huh. - 甜心 - Uh-huh. - Sweetie.
Aw. Aw.
丹跟我說你滑板有些進步了 So Dan tells me you're getting a little better on that board.
我也不大確定 Well, I don't know about that.
上次我滑的很好，是嗎？ Last time I did pretty good, didn't I?
是的，是的，你有進步 Yeah. Yeah, you're getting better.
你一屁股坐在了滑雪板上 You fall on your ass snowboarding.
剛開始有些時候你容易摔倒 The first few times you fall on your ass.
之後就好些了，這就像騎自行車 After that it's easy. It's like riding a bike.
說說看，你什麼時候才脫下滑雪板的？ Just tell me, when are you gonna get rid of those goddamn skis?
- 得了吧 - 什麼？ - Come on. - What?
滑雪板對我來說是小兒科 I mean, snowboards are just too emo for me.
那些只是一時興起罷了，十年之內必定被淘汰 Those things are a fad. In 10 years they'll be gone.
是啊，他們當初也是這麼說饒舌音樂的 Yeah, that's what they said about rap.
這倒是真的 That's true.
你們聞到山上「新鮮」的空氣了嗎？ Can you guys smell that fresh mountain air?
聞上去就像是。。。 It smells a bit like...
癌癥 cancer.
知道嗎，我最討厭的是 You know what? I am so sick of potheads
別人遞給我煙屁股 giving me shit about smoking butts.
- 至少你可以把煙屁股掐在煙缸裡 - Oh. - At least pot does something for you. - Oh.
是的，抽煙是件粗俗的事情，尤其是在這麼冷的天裡 Yes, cigarettes are just gross, especially in the cold.
煙癮老纏住你，你聞上去就像。。。 They stick to you. You smell like
是個煙灰缸，或者是個老頭剛用過的牙線。。 an ashtray, an old man's used floss.
老頭用過的。。你哪兒來這麼多廢話的 Old man's-where the hell do you come up with this stuff?
Okay, 你有沒有聞過你用過的牙線？ Okay, have you ever smelled your floss?
沒有，我從來不聞我用過的牙線 No, I have never smelled my own floss.
- 從不，一次都沒有過 - 那聞起來很噁心，很噁心 - Never. Not once. - Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.
- 我怎麼會跟你交朋友的？ - 我不知道 - Why am I friends with you? - I don't know.
給我來一口 Here, give me a drag.
你們知道我們什麼時候回去嗎？ Do you guys know when we're gonna get back?
因為我還有兩個禮拜的章節要讀 'Cause I've got like two weeks worth of chapters to read.
哦見鬼，她破壞了第一條規矩 Oh come on. She broke the first rule.
- 帕克，你破壞了第一條規矩 - 什麼規矩？ - Parker, you broke the first rule. - What?
你不能在我們興致高的時候談論生活中的麻煩事 You can't talk about real life shit while we're up here.
我們到這裡來最重要的就是忘記生活中的瑣事 The whole point of being here is to forget about all that shit,
- 放鬆些，讓我們玩得盡興 - Okay. - Relax, enjoy ourselves. - Okay.
等回到家再考慮這些事情 Deal with that shit when you get home.
- 好吧，不過我。。。 Okay, but I've got-
是哪個混蛋沒老老實實地坐在椅子上？ Okay, what asshole couldn't get on the chair right?
- 真是活見鬼了，是嗎？ - 哥們兒 - What the hell, right? - Dude.
哦，好極了，再吼兩下 Oh, that's good. Yell more.
- Hello! - 上面好玩嗎？ - Hello! - Man: Having fun up there?
帕克，放輕鬆點 Parker, it's okay.
這裡有人恐高哦 ls someone afraid of heights?
- No. - No? - No. - No?
這麼說如果我這樣的話不會嚇到你？ So it doesn't bother you when I do this?
- 停下來！ - 別犯渾 - Quit it! - Don't be an asshole.
停下來 -Stop.
Sorry. Sorry.
親愛的，聽上去有點瘋狂 Honey, crazy thing.
以前關於纜椅墜落事件 Only one of the sethings has ever fallen off
只發生過一次 a chairlift thing before.
Okay,現在開始計算你叫我honey的次數 Okay, points for calling me honey.
不過只能靠人工計數 But you just made that statistic up.
是啊，不過統計學對抽煙的人無效 Yeah, and statistics don't work on smokers.
快點夥計！我們可是花了大錢的！ Come on, man. We paid good money to ride.
快點！ Let's go!
實際上，是我付的錢 Actually, l paid good money.
實際上，我會還你錢的，所以說是「我們」付的錢 Actually, I'm gonna pay you back, so it's like the same thing.
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
- 怎麼？你現在就要我付給你？ - What, do you want it now?
好極了，總算又開動了 All right, that's what I'm talking about.
你們準備好了嗎？ Whoo! You guys ready?
- 幹嗎老要我戴頭盔？ - 安全第一 - Why do I have to wear a helmet? - Safety first.
但是你們自己都不戴頭盔的 But you guys aren't wearing helmets.
只有小孩子才戴頭盔呢 Only kids wear helmets.
那是因為他們跟你一樣，都是初學者 That's 'cause they're still learning, like you.
拿著，不想跟你爭辯，把它戴上 Here, I'm not arguing about this. Just put it on. Here.
不要嘛，丹，我不想戴。。。 No, Dan, l don't want--
你看，即便是高手都戴頭盔，沒人會笑話他們 Look, even the pro guys wear helmets. Nobody makes fun of them.
Aw. Aw.
你倆老是拿我尋開心 You guys are just doing this to make fun of me.
不，不是的 Dan: No, huh-uh.
不，是的 Parker: Oh yeah, sure.
不，我覺得姑娘家戴上頭盔可吸引人了 No, l think chicks in helmets are hot.
- 是嗎? - 是的 - Right? - Yeah.
- 需要幫忙嗎？ - 你看呢？ - Need a little help? - You think?
是啊，看上去你滑雪板的綁帶鬆了 Yeah, looks like your bindings are a little loose.
來吧，我拉你起來，來啊 Come on, I'll get you up. Come on.
起來了。我幫你繫緊它 There you go. l'll just tighten these up for you.
- 謝謝 - 不客氣 - Thanks. - No problem.
Aw. Aw.
看看林奇 Look at Lynch.
是啊，看看他，簡直就是少女殺手 Yeah, look at him. He's a chick magnet.
- 可以了嗎？ - 是的，好多了 - These all right? - Yeah, that's a lot better.
- 小子，你他媽的在幹嗎？ - 管你什麼事情？ - What the hell are you doing, man? - Lynch: What's your problem?
- 我只是在幫助她 - 萊恩 - I'm trying to help her. - Ryan!
- 他在佔你便宜！ - 不，他沒有，我會照顧自己的 - He had his hands all over you. - No he didn't. I can take care of myself.
你先走好嗎？我隨後就到 Just go, okay? I'll be there in a second.
很抱歉剛才發生的事，有時候他就像個混蛋 l am so sorry about that. He can be such an asshole sometimes.
我真的只想幫忙而已 l was seriously just trying to help.
我可不想搶別人女朋友 l mean, l don't know if l can compete with a catch like that.
- 你沒事吧？ - 是的，我沒事 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
好吧，多謝你的幫忙 Well, thank you for your help.
剛才的事情我很抱歉 I'm really sorry about that.
- 我叫Shannon - 我是Joe. - I'm Shannon, by the way. - Joe.
Shannon, 該走了 Shannon, come on.
好吧，很高興認識你 Well, it was really nice to meet you.
- 很高興認識你 - 我得走了 - Yeah, you too. - I've got to go.
- 祝你好運 - 謝謝 - Good luck with that. - Yeah.
我可不怕那小子 l was like a second away from kicking that guy's ass.
是啊，我知道，林奇 Yeah, l know you were, Lynch.
別理那小子，他是個傻逼 Don't worry about it. He's a douchebag.
真的，那小子是個十足的混蛋 Seriously, that guy was such a dick.
不如我們說說怎麼堅持到山腳下？ Why don't we talk about how tough you guys are at the bottom?
我很堅強 I'm tough.
我知道，寶貝 l know you are, baby.
來親一個 Come here.
Whoo! Whoo!
∥ How can you say there are no answers to my questions? ∥ * How can you say there are no answers to my questions? *
∥ You just called once to let it go ∥ * You just called once to let it go *
∥ How can you say that none of this is really worth it ∥ * How can you say that none of this is really worth it *
∥ When we've already won? ∥ * When we've already won? *
∥ When we've already won. ∥ * When we've already won. *
什麼？ What?
她都跟你說什麼了？ Oh, she told you that?
是的，我們會去Okemo, Killington. 我們會一直往北走 Yeah, we'll go to Okemo, Killington. We'll just go up north.
- 我們會休憩一段時間 - 就這麼干 - We'll get away for a while. - Let's do it.
- 就這個聖誕節，只有你跟我 - 就這麼定了 - Christmas, you and me. - Deal.
聽著，這不像往西邊去那麼簡單，這有點像商業活動 Listen, it's not like out Westwhere, you know, it's like a commercial.
你得坐三部電梯才能到達頂端 You've got to ride three lifts to get to the top, it's like perfect powder.
坦率的說，並非如此 Let's be honest, it's not gonna be like that.
好吧，說道真正的滑雪 Yeah, well, speaking of good skiing,
我們在這兒開心得玩了一天 riding the bunny hill has been fun all day,
但是，我想在今晚回去之前再滑一次 but, you know, l think I'd like to do an actual run before we leave tonight.
聽著，如果你想一個人玩的話，沒關係，不必遷就我們 Look, if you want to go off on your own, you don't have to hang out with us all day.
不不不，沒關係。有時候我挺喜歡跟你們一起滑雪 No no, it's fine. l'm just saying I'd like to step it up at some point.
尤其是看見帕克老是摔個四腳朝天的 You know, it's been amazing watching Parker fall on her ass all day,
但是，要知道。。 but, you know, it'd be cool to...
- 真正的滑雪是件很酷的事情 - do some real skiing.
我想我今天滑夠了 l think I've had enough skiing for today anyway.
所以我可以待在這裡等你們 So l can just stay here at the lodge
如果你們還想再滑一會的話 if you guys want to do more.
我不是這個意思，我不是這個意思 l didn't mean that. l didn't mean it like that.
我想說的不是這個意思，我不知道我想說啥了 That's not what l meant. l don't know what l meant.
我跟你說過，我不是非得要一起來 l told you l didn't-- l didn't have to come.
不不不，帕克，我不是不歡迎你來 No no no, Parker, l didn't not want you to come.
確實，是他建議這裡作為你來的第一個場所 No, he was the one who suggested you come in the first place.
Okay okay. Okay okay.
接著我還要把你介紹給我的兄弟們 The last thing l want to do is intrude on guy time.
我不想生氣 l will not be offended.
我在這兒還有好多事可以做 l have a lot of things l can do here.
要不你把儲物櫃的鑰匙給我，我去查看下短信 Actually, why don't you give me the key and I'll go check my messages?
別去儲物櫃，你得。。 Not to the locker, no. You're gonna--
過來坐會，過來 Come sit down for a second. Come here.
就算去了，你也只是看到你老媽發的一堆廢話 All you're gonna get is a bunch of messages from your mom
抱怨這個，抱怨那個的 complaining about this, complaining about that.
不，我才不會給你鑰匙呢 No, I'm not gonna give you the key.
如果我今天打攪了你們滑雪的興致，我很抱歉 I'm sorry if l ruined skiing for you today.
沒有，說實話，一點都沒有 You didn't. Honestly, you didn't at all.
你沒聽到剛才我們的談話 You missed the whole part of the conversation before you walked up
我當時在說，額。。我說什麼來著？ where l was saying, like, um... what was l saying?
我說，哥們兒，這真的很酷 l was saying, like, "Dude, this has been really cool.
我喜歡有機會嘗試一下 I'm glad that we sort of had this chance
「三人行」 to bond as a threesome."
- 什麼？ - What?
不，我的意思是，我看見你倆整天待在一起 No, l mean, I've seen you fall a couple times today.
不過Dan, 他大概有整整三個月 But Dan, l mean, l think it took him maybe three months
沒有像個白癡一樣了 before he could even stand on that thing without looking like a total idiot.
別見怪，夥計，這是事實 No offense, buddy. Just the truth.
Joe. Joe.
我一會過去找你們 l will catch up with you guys.
- 嘿，嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. Hey. - Hey.
我只是--只是想再次向你道歉 l just-- l wanted to apologize again.
啊，沒關係 Yeah, it's no big deal.
他沒把我惹毛了算他走運 He's just lucky he didn't make me mad.
雖然我看上去只有你男朋友一半的塊頭 l only look half your boyfriend's size.
「前」--他是我的「前」男友 Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.
我們只是在嘗試所謂的「相見還是朋友」 We're, you know, trying to still befriends and everything.
不過你也看見了，完全沒用 But as you can see, it's not really gonna work out.
門兒都沒有 Noway.
我們一夥人約好這個週末一起來這滑雪的 A group of us all agreed to go skiing this weekend.
不管怎樣，事情大致就是這樣，我不想太耽誤你時間 Well, whatever. lt's this whole story and l don't want to hold you up.
不過今天真的很尷尬 But that was just really embarrassing
我只想跟你說對不起 and I just wanted to say sorry.
沒關係的 That's no problem.
你下週末還來這嗎？ Um, are you gonna be here next weekend?
可能會來吧 Yeah yeah, probably.
我的室友和我一般每個週日來這裡，也許還會見到你 My roommate and l come up like every Sunday, so maybe I'll see you around.
那樣的話太好了 That would be a nice time.
- 好的 - 我想我們還會再見面的 - Okay. - I guess I'll see you then.
- 太好了，晚安 - 晚安 - Great. Good night. - Good night.
不如這樣？ Come on. You know what?
你能告訴我你的電話號碼嗎？這樣方便我聯繫到你 Can I just get your number so l know how to catch up with you?
Yeah. Yeah, 當然可以 Yeah.Yeah, sure.
討厭，我滑雪的時候不帶手機的，你有筆嗎？ Shit, l don't ski with a phone. You have a pen?
我滑雪的時候不帶筆的，抱歉 l don't ski with a pen. Sorry.
好吧，這麼著，你儘管告訴我你的手機號碼 All right, you know what? Just shoot.
我的記性可好了 I've got a pretty good memory.
我的記性久經考驗了，絕對沒問題 I've only smoked pot like 500 times so I'm good.
怎麼會這麼早就關門了 Dan: How can they afford to close early?
你們一周只開放3天 You're only open three days out of the week, man.
你幹嗎不去寫信投訴? Why don't you write a letter?
那你幹嗎不把錢退給我? Why don't you give me my money back?
什麼錢? What money?
我們只滑了四個回合 We're only had, like, four runs.
- 能為我們再破例一下嗎，拜託了？ - 830. - Can you give us a break, please? -830.
- 什麼？ - 儘管記住就好了，830. - What? - Just remember830.
- 就這一次，拜託了? - 對不起 - Just one more time, please? - Sorry.
我會給你更多錢的，問題是我的錢都給了你 I'd give you more money but l gave it all to you.
嘿，你有筆嗎? Hey, you got a pen?
這跟錢無關，是天氣原因 It's not about the money. We got weather coming in.
我們要關閉滑雪場，我無能為力了 We're trying to clear the mountain. There's nothing l can do.
好吧，如果我們直降的話呢？用最快的速度 Okay, what if we run straight down? Like the quickest run ever?
我們用飛快的速度下來 We'll be, like, wicked fast.
我們給了你100美元了 We gave you 100 bucks.
拜託了 Come on.
求你了 Please?
- 那你們快點 - 就像我說的，飛快的 - Hurry. - Like I said, wicked fast.
- 像風一樣 - 7860. - Like the wind. - 7860.
老實說，100塊就能搞定這傢伙也不錯了 Seriously, for 100 bucks you'd figure the guy would cut us some slack.
No shit. No shit.
我想他們週日要開到晚上十點了 l thought they were open till 10:00 on Sundays.
夜間滑雪又怎樣了？真是的 Whatever happened to night skiing?
Wachusett有夜間滑雪場，我們應該去那兒的 Wachusett's got night skiing. Should have gone there.
有點像Quash Hill, 只是沒那麼顛簸 lt's kind of like Quash Hill, just not as lame.
你還記得我告訴你的號碼嗎？ Do you remember the numbers l told you?
830. 830.
好樣的，林奇，你要到她的號碼了 Look at you, Lynch. You got her number.
她的那個男人說什麼了？ What did He-Man have to say about that?
那個小子？管他呢，不值一提 That guy? Who cares? Steroids shrink your dick.
- 哦見鬼，我記的號碼是多少來著？ - Oh shit, what are my numbers?
7860. 7860.
Parker,你能幫我記一下嗎, 7860? Parker, will you remember that, 7860?
不記 Nope.
- 今晚真早，額？ - 是啊 - Early night, huh? - Yeah.
Pendergraph 在他辦公室想見你 Pendergraph wants to see you in his office.
關於下週末的上班安排 Something about the schedule next weekend.
- 我下週末不上班 - 這只是你個人的想法 - I'm not working next weekend. - Well, that's what you thought.
拜託了，Rifkin,那天是我兄弟的單身舞會 Come on, Rifkin, it's my brother's bachelor party.
兩個月前我就開始準備了 l put in for it two months ago.
去跟老闆說說，他會安排的 Go talk to the boss. He's packing up.
我這人太好說話了 I'm the best man.
準備關閉了？ Ready to shutdown?
還有三個人要下來，等下他們，別的都妥了 There's three more on the way down. Wait for them and it's all set.
我才不會等到了學校才吃東西呢 l am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat.
我餓壞了 l am starving.
你幹嗎不吃點那裡的披薩 Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza?
哦你是說你們吃的那種塗了點番茄醬的硬紙板？ Oh, you mean the cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate?
那不叫披薩 That's not pizza.
只是山寨披薩 That's like roller-skating-rink- birthday-party pizza. No.
回去路上有家季諾老爹披薩，下山後15分鐘左右 There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. lt's like 15 minutes down the mountain.
太好了 Sweet.
我一個人就能吃掉一整個披薩，謝謝 l may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you.
看看這些傢伙 Dan: Whoa, look at those guys.
我們這次也要試下這個 We are definitely hitting that jump this time.
最後一個回合 Last run, got to make it count.
- 嘿，Sullivan, 嘿 - Hey, Sullivan, hey.
嘿，夥計，幫我站一會，我急著去撒尿 Hey, man, do me a solid. I've got to take a piss so bad l can taste it.
- 什麼？什麼？ - 只要兩分鐘 - What? What? - I'll just be gone for two minutes.
混蛋 Asshole.
- 我的天 - 只是風聲，帕克 - Jesus. - It's just the wind, Parker.
不是叫「寶貝」的麼？ Don't you mean baby?
最好一個椅子也到了 Man on radio: Last chair is through.
全都齊了 All set down here.
回家吧 Let's go home.
哦，不是吧 Oh, come on.
這裡凍死人啦！ It's freakin' cold up here!
我們沒時間開玩笑，謝謝 We don't have time for this. Thank you.
有誰知道些好的笑話？ Anyone know any good jokes?
Uh... Uh...
有個從New Hampshire來的14歲的女生 what did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire
是怎樣告訴她老爸她何時失去童貞的？ say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
坐過去點，你把我的萬寶路壓扁了 Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
Yup. Yup.
你們認為哪種死法最慘？ Dan: What do you think the worst way to die would be?
反正不會是病死最慘 Parker: That's not morbid.
是啊，老實說，這兒說這個話題有點恐怖 Lynch: Yeah, seriously, that's kind of spooky, Dan.
我認為被鯊魚吃了 See, l think being eaten by a shark,
是最慘的死法 that would be the worst way to go.
那些衝浪者從水下遭到攻擊 Not like one of those surfers who gets attacked from below.
他們根本沒看清鯊魚的到來 You know, never sees it coming.
像「大白鯊」的電影海報那樣 Like the poster for "Jaws."
海報上那妞長得不錯 The chick on the "Jaws" poster was hot.
是嗎？ She was?
我不知道，她光著身子呢，光著的小妞都惹火 l don't know. She was naked and naked chicks are hot.
當你看見鯊魚的鰭向你直衝過來 What if you actually saw the fin coming towards you?
那種感覺比被吃掉更可怕 That'd be worse than being eaten, l think.
因為你知道這龐大的鯊魚衝向你 l mean, knowing this giant animal is coming at you
要活吞了你 and it's gonna eat you alive.
你看過這部片子沒？ Did you ever see the video, by the way,
跳出海面吃了海豹那一幕 of that great white that's jumping out of the water and eating the seal?
看過，所以我才只在游泳池裡游泳 Yeah, that's why l only swim in pools.
我覺得被活活燒死最慘 l think burning would be the worst way to go.
好吧，是，也不是 Well, yes and no.
大多數人在被火燒到之前，就已經因為吸入煙霧而死了 l mean, most people die of smoke inhalation before fire even touches them.
是這樣的 lt's a fact.
我記得911之後連著看了三天 l remember watching TV for three days straight
看電視報道 after9/11.
鏡頭裡那些人從世貿中心就直接往下跳 The footage they showed of those people leaping off the Trade Center.
你能想像嗎？那些在裡面的人認為跳出去 Can you imagine how bad it must have been inside
會是更好的選擇 to know that jumping would have been the better way out?
是啊，但是據說當你從那麼高的地方 跳下去的時候你的心臟是停止跳動的 Yeah, but they say that when you jump from that height your heart stops.
所以當你撞擊地面的時候是沒有知覺的 You don't feel it when you hit the ground.
好了，林奇，你認為哪種死法最慘 Okay then, Lynch, what is the worst way to die?
- 什麼？ - Oh no no no. - What? - Oh no no no.
每件事情你都有個說法，那麼你最怕什麼？ You have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
簡單的很，是sarlacc pit. That's easy. The sarlacc pit.
對不起，是什麼？ I'm sorry, the what?
星球大戰:絕地大反擊裡的sarlacc pit The sarlacc pit from "Return of the Jedi."
要超過一千年才能被慢慢得消化。。 Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over 1000 years--
史上最慘死法 worst death ever.
丹，為什麼我連個女朋友都沒有？ "Dan, why don't l ever have a girlfriend?
這是為什麼呢？ Why?"
嘿，閉嘴 Hey, shut up.
為什麼纜椅還不動？ Why hasn't the chair started again?
再等一會 Just give it a minute.
什麼動靜都沒有，夥計 This is nothing, man.
去年在Stowe, 我和Sullet At Stowe last year, me and Sullet
擱淺了差不多25分鐘 were stranded for like 25 minutes.
這大傻妞從頂上摔下來，把腿給扭傷了 This big chick fell at the top and twisted her leg, you know?
我當時想，好吧，我把她扶到一邊去 And l was like, fine, people. Just hoist her off to the side.
讓雪道保持暢通，但是沒有，他們都停下來 Keep the line moving. But no, they had to stop,
站在那兒看熱鬧，而我們倆就只好站在那裡 celebrate it right there. We all had to stay on the lift
凍得瑟瑟發抖 and freeze our asses off.
到最後，我凍得連手指都沒知覺了 Honestly, by the end of it l couldn't feel my fingers.
什麼？不是吧？！ What? Come on.
Oh, come on now. Oh, come on now.
夥計，這下完了 Man, this is so messed up.
- 開什麼玩笑？ - Dan. - Are you kidding me? - Dan.
不騙你們，我都快把屎拉在褲襠裡了 I kind of just shat my pants a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
Hey! Hey!
把這該死燈打開！ Turn the goddamn lights on!
他們忘記我們還在上面了，沒人知道我們在這兒 They forgot that we're up here. No one knows we're up here.
他們沒有忘記我們在這裡，okay? They didn't forget that we're up here, okay?
這兒到處都有攝像頭 There's cameras all over the place.
- Hello! - Hey! - Hello! - Hey!
混蛋！開動纜椅，我們凍死了！ Assholes, start the chair! We're freezing!
哦上帝，如果他們不開動怎麼辦？ Oh my God. What if they can't get the chair moving?
如果--如果所有人都回家了怎麼辦？ What if--what if everyone went home?
嘿嘿嘿，你知道你該幹什麼嗎？ 你得閉嘴，別往下說了，好嗎？ Hey hey, you know what you need to do? You need to stop, okay?
你快把我嚇得屎拉褲子裡了 You're just scaring the shit out of me.
順便說一下，記得提醒我揍那開纜椅的傢伙 By the way, remind me to knock the shit out of that chairlift guy.
你到底跟他說了什麼？ What exactly did you say to him?
什麼？啥都沒說啊？我什麼都沒跟他說 What? Nothing. l didn't say anything to him.
你一定是把他惹怒了，他才這麼幹的 Well, you clearly pissed him off enough to do this.
聽著，他知道我們在上面 Look, he knows we're up here.
那為什麼他們把燈都關了？Dan? Then why are the lights off, Dan?
這是他們的工作守則之一嗎？ ls that part of their policy?
把燈都關掉，嚇唬顧客？ Turn off the lights and scare the customers?
我不知道 l don't know.
也許是電源故障，或者別的什麼原因呢 Maybe it's a power outage or something, okay?
這些狀況都湊巧在同一時間發生罷了 That stuff happens all the time.
他們沒有回家，會重啟的 They didn't go home. That's retarded.
糟糕透了 This is so messed up.
最壞的打算 l mean, worst-case scenario
他們會拿個梯子或者什麼的過來，是嗎？ they send up a ladder or something, right?
最壞的打算是我可以從這兒跳下去 Worst case l could just jump.
我以前從這麼高跳下去過 I've done that before.
沒什麼可怕的 lt's not so bad.
我們得離開這些椅子，我們不能老待在這裡 We have to get off these chairs. We can't stay up in this chair.
為什麼這些椅子還是一動不動的，Dan？ Why isn't the goddamn chair moving, Dan?
你再怎麼發神經，這些椅子還是不會動的，明白嗎？ You acting all psycho is not gonna make the chair move along, okay?
All right? All right?
請別對我嚷嚷 Please don't yell at me.
我並不想嚷嚷的 l didn't mean to yell.
不好的事情時常都有發生的，明白嗎？ This shit happens all the time though, okay?
他們不會把我們扔在這裡不管的 l mean, they can't just leave people up on chairs.
那樣他們會面臨訴訟的 You know the kind of lawsuit that they would have?
其他人都去哪兒了？ What other people?
我們前面沒人了 There wasn't anybody in front of us.
他們不會把我們整晚都扔在這裡的 They're not gonna leave us up here all night.
我要說的就這些 That's all I'm saying.
今天是週日 lt's Sunday.
今天是他媽的週日 It's fucking Sunday
他們要等到下週五才開放 and they're not open again till Friday.
我們要被困在這裡一個星期！ We're gonna be stuck here all week.
Oh God. Oh God.
我們不會被困在這裡的 We're not gonna be stuck up here.
帕克，帕克，看著我 Parker. Parker, look at me.
沒有一個滑雪場會讓這種事情發生的 Come on, there is no way a ski resort would let that happen,
不管他們有多差勁，都不會讓我們困在這裡的，明白嗎？ no matter how shitty they are, okay?
Hello! Hello!
有人來救救我們嗎？ Somebody help us, please!
- 有人嗎？HELLO! - Hey hey hey. - Somebody! Hello! - Hey hey hey.
- 好了好了，沒事的 - 有人嗎？ - Come on, it's all right. - Somebody!
噓, 沒事的 Shh. Come on, it's okay.
他們一會就會通電的 They're gonna turn the power on in a minute.
我們都會被人笑話的，真的 We're all gonna be laughing about this. Seriously.
我想尿尿了 l have to pee.
我憋不住想尿尿了 l have to pee wicked bad.
是的，我也想這樣 Yeah, that makes two of us.
林奇 Ew, Lynch.
如果你在我前面撒尿的話，我會噁心得吐的 If you pull your junk out in front of me, l might puke.
那我該怎麼辦，我憋不住了 Well, what do you want me to do? I've got to go.
那我怎麼辦？ How am l supposed to go?
我不知道，只要，把這個保險杠抬起來，然後蹲下去 l don't know. Just, you know, lift this up and bend down.
你瘋了嗎？把保險杠放下來 Are you crazy? Put the bar down.
這只是保險杠，它實際沒啥用處 lt's just a safety bar, okay? It doesn't really do anything.
我喜歡保險杠待在它應該在的地方 Well, l like the safety bar and l like it down where it's supposed to be.
好吧，那你怎麼尿尿 Well, how are you gonna piss?
- 我能忍住 - 忍一個星期？ - I can hold it. - For a week?
怎麼了？是她自己說的，說我們會困在這裡一個星期 What? She's the one saying we're gonna be here for a week.
我能忍住 l can hold it.
好吧，我可忍不住了，我要撒尿 Well, l can't. I'm pissing.
額，這太粗魯了，林奇 Ew, that is so gross, Lynch.
很粗魯，那又怎樣？ Well, too bad, okay?
讓我在這零度以下的天氣裡 Make me wait up here
待在這麼個鬼地方 in this below freezing weather...
乾等著這該死的纜車啟動 while l wait fort his Fisher-Price lift to work.
Ah. Ah.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
嘿！我們在這上面！ Hey! We're up here!
Hello! Hello!
- 救救我們！ - 有人嗎？ - Somebody help us! - Somebody!
- 把保險桿放下來，Joe. - 救命！ - Put the bar down, Joe. - Help!
把這該死的保險杠放下來！Joe! Put the goddamn bar down, Joe!
天吶，像針扎一樣 Parker: God, it feels like a needle.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
我跟你們說什麼來著 What did l tell you guys?
HELLO？ Parker: Hello!
- 嘿！ - 嘿！我們在這裡！ - Hey! - Hey, we're over here!
Whoo-hoo!
在這裡！ Up here!
- Whoo- hoo! - 救救我們！ - Whoo-hoo! - Help us!
救救我們！ Help us!
Cody, 總部呼叫 Man on radio: Cody, this is base.
他幹嗎停下來？ Parker: Why is he stopping?
他要想辦法救我們，他看見我們了 Dan: He's gonna help us. He sees us.
我是cody, 請講話 Go for Cody.
嘿夥計，你在哪兒？ Hey man, where you at?
我現在去Pinewood跟Barnes交接 I'm cutting over to Pinewood to pick up Barnes.
不，夥計，Barnes已經到了，山上清場了。 No, man, Barnes just landed. The mountain is clear.
趕快回到總部，我們就可以離開這兒了 Come back to base so we can get the hell out of here.
- 收到 -Copy that.
嘿，你要去哪兒？ Hey, where are you going?
- 嘿！嘿！ - 他要去哪兒？ - Hey! Hey! - Where's he going?
- 他在幹嗎？ - 他要去哪兒？ - What is he doing? - Where is he going?
- 我們在上面！ - 我們在上面！ - Up here! - We're up here!
- 嘿！ - 回來！ - Hey! - Come on.
我們在上面！ Up here.
嘿！ Hey!
- 嘿！ - 別扔下我們！ - Hey! - Please don't leave us!
- 看上面！ - 別走！ - Look up! - No!
- 回來！停車！ - 嘿！ - Come back! Stop! - Hey!
停車！停車！ Stop! Stop!
嘿，回來！ Hey, come back!
回來，我們在這兒！ Come back. We're here.
No. No. No. No.
我的臉像被火燒一樣 My face is burning.
馬上要通電了 Power's coming back on.
- 不，沒有 - 必須得通 - No it isn't. - It has to.
有誰知道現在幾點了？ Does anybody know what time it is?
堅持住，等我跑回去衣帽櫃 Hold on. Let me just run back to the locker.
我查看下我的手機，很快的 I'll check my phone real quick.
Okay, Okay,
再來三份早餐燕麥片 top three breakfast cereals of all time.
去吧 Go.
Okay, 我先去吧 Okay, I'll go first.
額，再來點漿果 Uh, Crunch Berries.
- 住嘴 - 肉桂吐司 - Stop. - Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
請你住嘴 Please stop.
我要跑到外面，騎在樹上說 And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say
紫色的馬蹄鐵是我的幸運符 Lucky Charms pre purple horseshoes.
我想吃紫色的馬蹄鐵 ls it just me or is it really weird
是不是太詭異了？ eating purple horseshoes?
所有人都回家了 Everybody went home.
他們把我們撂在這裡了 They left us up here.
別忘了三份燕麥早餐，去吧 Top three celebrities you'd do. Go.
得有人跳下去 Somebody needs to jump.
如果我們整個星期都待在上面，我們會死的 If we're up here all week we're gonna die.
嘿，噓. Hey. Shh.
嘿 Hey.
噓 噓 Shh shh.
- 沒事的 - 我不想死在這上面，Dan. - It's okay. - I don't want to die up here, Dan.
不，不，不，你不會死的 No no no. Hey, you're not gonna die.
我答應你不會讓你死的 l promise l won't let you die.
Okay? Okay?
我--- I'm so--
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
是的，我也害怕 Yeah, me too.
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
嘿，夥計們 Hey, guys.
你們收到過最好的聖誕禮物是什麼？ What was the best Christmas present you guys ever got?
Shaina，我的小狗 Shaina my puppy.
你呢, Dan? Hey, Dan?
沒有? 好吧. No? Okay.
輪到我了 l guess it's my turn.
我的滑雪裝備 My skis. You get it?
- Oh shit. - Oh! Shit. - Oh shit. - Oh! Shit.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
看著我，看著我 Look at me. Look at me.
你的臉--- Your face is--
真的很紅，我想你是被凍傷了 it's really red. l think you got frostbite.
不，你不會那麼快就凍傷的 No, you can't get frostbite that fast.
我們這才到這一會兒 We've only been up here, what?
最多等幾個小時而已 l mean, it's only been a few hours tops.
- 你想幹嗎？ - 我想跳下去 - What are you doing? - I'm jumping.
- 不，不要跳 - 不，我要跳 - No you're not. - Yes I am.
即便受傷，只要我能到下面去 Even if l hurt myself l can get myself down
我就能找人來幫助我們 and l can get us some help.
這太高了，你不能跳，夥計 lt's too far, man. You can't jump.
- 那你有更好的主意嗎？ - 比跳下去更好的主意嗎？ - Do you have a better idea? - Than jumping?
- 是啊 - 是的，我有個更好的主意 - Yeah. - Yeah, I got a better idea.
我們可以在這裡等到早上，會有人來的 We can wait till the morning. l mean, someone's gonna come.
一個清潔工或者別的什麼人 A groomer or some shit.
他們在雪場關閉的時候來打掃，啊？ They're gonna groom the mountain when it's closed, huh?
尤其是當這裡會關閉五天的時候 When it's not gonna be open for anothe rfive days.
- Dan, 別離開我. - 我能成功的 - Dan, don't leave me. - l can do this.
Joe會在這裡陪你的，好嗎？ All right, Joe's gonna be herewith you, okay?
好嗎？他會照顧你的 All right? He'll take care of you.
不，哥們兒，別這麼幹，沃克，別去 No, man, don't do this. Walker, don't.
Dan, 別離開我，拜託了 Dan, don't leave me. Please.
看著我，看著我 Look at me. Look at me.
你會沒事的寶貝，你會沒事的 You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
- Dan, 別 - 別這麼做，夥計 - Dan, no. - Don't do this, man.
記得我跟你說，以前我做過這個嗎？ Remember that thing l said about having done this before?
我騙你的，我也怕的要死 l totally lied. I'm scared shitless.
Dan! Danny! Dan! Danny!
Dan, 你怎麼樣？說呀！ Dan, are you okay? Say something!
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God!
Danny! 說話呀，Danny! Danny! Talk to me, Danny!
哦我的上帝 - Oh my God.
- 哦 我的上帝，我的腿. - Dan! - Oh my God, my legs. - Dan!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
我的腿摔斷了！ Oh my God! My legs are broken! Oh my God!
你還能動嗎，丹？ Can you move, Dan?
不，我動不了 No, l can't. l can't move.
Okay, 堅持住 堅持住，寶貝 Okay, hold on. Hold on, baby.
- 你在幹嗎？ - 我要下去幫他 - What are you doing? - I've got to get down to him.
停下來，你也會受傷的，先冷靜一下 Stop, you're gonna get hurt. Calm down.
不不不，待在那兒 No no no, stay there.
別離開椅子，待在那兒 Don't get off the chair. Stay on the chair.
- 情況有多糟糕？ - 非常糟 - How bad is it? - It's bad.
非常非常糟糕 lt's really bad.
骨頭都刺穿了我的腿，救命啊！ The bone is sticking out of my leg. Help!
救命！ Help!
救命！ Please help!
嘿，Dan, 哥們兒 Hey, Dan, buddy.
Dan, 你究竟能不能動？ Dan, can you move at all?
不，夥計，動不了 No, man, it's bad.
你能不能滑下山去或者怎樣？ You can't slide down the hill or anything?
不，我他媽的滑不到山下去！我會流血致死的，夥計！ No, l can't slide down the fucking hill! I'm bleeding to death, man!
Okay okay. Okay okay.
那你能止住血嗎？ Can you stop the bleeding?
- 用什麼止血？ - 等一下 - With what? - Hold on.
用這個 Here.
Shit! Shit!
Hey, Dan, 堅持住，夥計 Hey, Dan, hold on, man.
堅持住，我把我的扔給你 Hold on. I'm gonna throw mine down to you.
我要扔了，準備好了嗎？ Here it comes. Ready?
能夠到嗎？ Can you get to it?
試著夠到它，夥計 Just feel for it, buddy.
我夠到了，我夠到了 l got it. l got it.
Okay, Dan,你必須用它綁緊你的腿 Okay, Dan, you're gonna have to tie that to your legs.
把它綁在你的腿出血的部位上端 Tie it on to your legs above where it's bleeding.
Okay? 像用止血帶那樣 Okay? Like a tourniquet thing.
Okay, 堅持住，等一下，接著我的外套 Okay, hold on. Wait. Here, take my coat.
不，穿著外套，別把它脫下來 No, leave your coat on. Don't take your coat off.
沒關係的，我可以抱著林奇 lt's okay. l can huddle next to Lynch.
- 拜託了 - 穿著你的大衣！ - Please. - Leave your coat on!
見鬼！ Fuck!
- Hey. Hey, Dan. - What? - Hey. Hey, Dan. - What?
也許我可以順著纜線爬過去 Maybe l can climb up to the cable
到一個接近地面的纜椅那兒 and get to a chair that's closer to the ground.
你小心一點，這些纜線很尖銳 You've got to be careful, man. Those cables are razor sharp.
你覺得你能從這些椅子上爬過去？ You think you can pull yourself across on these chairs?
現在我連一個引體向上都做不了 l can't even do a pull-up.
你從沒做過該死的引體向上 You never even tried to do a fucking pull-up.
你媽媽不得不幫你寫封信給 學校，好讓你逃避體育課 Your mom had to write you a letter so you could get out of gym class.
- Hey, Joe. - Yeah? - Hey, Joe. - Yeah?
還記得Jenny Bluth嗎？啊？ Remember Jenny Bluth? Huh?
記得她嗎？連她都可以做一個引體向上 Remember her? She could do a fucking pull-up.
我知道，但是。。。 l know, but...
即便我可以爬到那個椅子上，還得爬多少個椅子？ even if l get to that chair, how many more chairs is it gonna take
才能夠得到地面？ before l get to one that's closer to the ground?
那些柱子 The poles.
那些柱子，他們都有梯子可以爬的，是嗎？ The poles, they all have ladders on them, okay?
纜車柱子 The lift poles.
你只要爬到其中一個柱子就可以了 You just have to find your way to one of those.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, 從椅子到柱子有多遠？ Okay, how far is that chair away from the pole?
- 我不知道 - 讓我看看 - I don't know. - Just give me a second.
稍等一下，好嗎？ Give me a second, all right?
慢著，萬一你也摔下去了怎麼辦？ Wait, what if you fall too?
帕克，如果我們都待在這兒，我們會凍死的，他也會死的 Parker, if we stay up here we're gonna freeze to death and he's gonna die.
Okay, Dan. 我盡量試著去 Okay, Dan. Dan, I'm gonna try and scale back
爬到下一個椅子那裡 to the next chair.
寶貝 Baby.
寶貝，是你嗎？ Baby, was that you?
- 什麼？ - 嘿，閉嘴, Dan. 閉嘴 - What? - Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up.
哦我的上帝. Oh my God.
天啊，是一頭狼 Oh my God. That was a wolf.
Dan, 那只是只小狼崽罷了 Dan, that's not a wolf, man. That's a coyote or something.
我知道狼叫的聲音！ l know the sound of a fucking wolf!
- 救命啊！ - 狼也怕人的 - Help! - They're scared of people.
- 救我！ - 得了吧，輕鬆點 - Help me! -Come on, relax.
你上次聽說在新英格蘭遭受到狼攻擊，是什麼時候的事了 When was the last time you heard of a wolf attack in New England?
- 沒聽說過。 - 他們只是小貓咪罷了 Never. They're pussies, man.
這兒的狼群個子都不大 The wolves around here, they're not even that big.
嘿嘿，聽著，情況可能更糟，是嗎？ Hey. Hey, listen. It could be worse, right?
還有什麼比現在更糟？ How could it be worse?
也許還有怪獸呢？ It could be the sarlacc pit.
嘿，帕克現在開竅了，哥們兒 Hey, Parker came through with the tension breaker, bud.
你的妞沒事，放心吧 Your girl's all right, Walker.
- 嘿，她沒事 - 你只管爬吧 - Hey, she's all right. - Just climb.
請你，請你趕緊爬 Please, please just climb.
好的，堅持住，我來了 Okay, hold on. Hold on, I'm coming.
堅持住 Hold on.
你會沒事的，丹 It'll be okay, Dan.
真好笑，我從來不畏高，不過現在怕了 You know it's funny, l was never afraid of heights until right now.
- 我該怎麼幫你 - 我不知道 - Okay, what can I do to help? - I don't know.
幫我扶著腿 Just hold on to my legs.
儘管可能這樣也不能阻止我掉下去 l mean, you can't stop me from falling but it's--
但是至少心理上會好點。。 it's like psychological or something.
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
哦，見鬼，好高啊，這真是他媽的太高了 Oh shit, it's high. lt's really fucking high.
- 我怎麼幫你 - 不用幫，別說話就行了 -What can l do to help? - Nothing. Just stop talking, okay?
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
Come on.
請你快點！ Please hurry!
Dan,安靜些，好嗎？ Dan,just be quiet, okay?
- Oh God. -Oh God.
他媽的都是冰 Shit, it's all ice.
Hey, Dan.夥計，都是冰 Hey, Dan. Dan, buddy, it's all ice.
不過我想如果我們把冰都敲下來，我能爬到上面去 But l think if we knock it off l can get to the top.
堅持住 Hold on.
Shit. Shit.
哦糟了 Oh shit.
我該怎麼辦才好？ What am l supposed to do?
你們倆！ You guys!
我該怎麼辦？ What the fuck am l supposed to do?
離他遠點！ Get the hell away from him!
嘿，嘿，你還好嗎？ Hey. Hey, are you all right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, 我還活著 Yeah, I'm alive.
你看，我跟你說什麼來著，夥計 See, l told you, man.
他們怕你勝過你怕他們 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. Huh?
我不清楚，夥計，我嚇壞了 l don't know, man. I'm pretty afraid.
我明白，夥計，我明白 l know, man. l know.
我的腿沒有知覺了 l can't feel my legs anymore.
這不是好事情，是嗎？ That's not good, right?
我覺得沒那麼痛了 l mean, they don't hurt as bad,
但是這不是好現象 but that's not good.
不不，沒事的，你會好的 No no, it's fine. You're gonna be all right.
好吧，他的情況越來越糟糕了 Okay, it's probably really really bad.
我們得過去。。。 We're got to move and get--
嘿嘿嘿，你這裡怎麼了 Hey hey hey. Go like this.
Ow. Ow, 像被灼傷了一樣 Ow. Ow, it's like a sunburn.
- 看上去是凍傷 - 什麼？ - No no, I think it's frostbite. - What?
我臉上有哪兒顏色不對嗎？ ls my face changing color anywhere?
我不知道，我什麼都看不見 l don't know. l can't see anything.
別--別去碰它，別動 Don't--don't touch it. Stop.
- 別動 - 但是它很痛唉 - Stop. - But it itches now.
我知道，但是如果你去摩擦你的臉，皮就會掉下來 l know, but if you rub your face it's gonna come off.
你能不能快點？ Will you just hurry up up there?!
Okay,我來了，堅持住 Okay, I'm trying. Hold on.
見鬼 Shit.
小心點 Be careful.
好了，別說話 Okay, just don't talk.
我能行的 l can do this.
哦，我抓住你了 Oh, l got you.
真見鬼，太滑了 Shit, it's slippery.
別往下看 Parker: Don't look down.
我的靴子太沉了 My boots are so heavy.
纜線刺穿了我的手套 The cable is cutting through my gloves.
你夠到了嗎 Do you got it?
哦，我的手 Oh, my hands.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God.
什麼？怎麼回事？ What? What's wrong?
哦，我的上帝 Okay. Oh my God. Okay.
怎麼了？怎麼回事？ What is it? What?
我抓牢你了，我抓牢你了，沒事了 l got you. l got you, you're okay.
抓牢了 l got you.
你沒事了 You're okay.
出什麼事了？ What's wrong?
- 出什麼事了？ - 別往下看 - What's wrong? - Don't look down.
- 什麼？ - 別看，別看 - What? - Don't look. Don't look.
- 林奇 - 我在，夥計 - Lynch. - Yeah, man?
- 別讓她看 - Don't you let her look.
- 別他媽的讓她看到 - Dan! - Don't you fucking let her look. - Dan!
- 噓. - Dan! - Shh. - Dan!
- 不，我不會的，夥計 - No, l won't, man. -( growling )
- 不要。。 - Don't.
別讓她看！ Don't you let her look!
- Dan! - Dan!
我要看看他，我要看看他！ Let me look. l need to look.
我要看看他！ l need to look!
不！ No!
( crunching )
No! Dan! No! Dan!
讓我看看！ Let me look!
- 不！ - 哦 我的天啊！ - No! - Oh my God. Oh my God.
哦我的上帝啊！ Oh my God.
哦上帝，聽丹的話 Oh God. Think about Dan.
-Shh shh.
不要聽，不要聽 Don't listen to it. Just don't listen to it.
不要聽 Don't listen to it.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Okay.
Dan! Dan!
No, Dan. No, Dan.
No! No!
鋼纜刺破了我的手套 Cables cut through my gloves.
我的手廢了 My hands are wasted.
你為什麼要讓他跳啊？ Why'd you let him jump?
你不是說真的吧？ You can't be serious.
太高了 lt was too far.
不，是他自己說能行的 No, he said he could do it.
你沒有試著去阻止他 You didn't try to stop him.
簡直無法相信，你在責怪我？ l can't believe this. Are you trying to blame me?
No. No.
不，我不是在責怪你 No, I'm not blaming you.
你可是他的女朋友啊 l mean, you're his girlfriend.
我可沒看見你要擋在他身前 l didn't see you trying to throw yourself in front of him.
他不會聽我的 He wasn't going to listen to me.
難道他會聽我的？ But he would have listened to me?
不，我說了，這是個壞主意！ No, l said it was a bad idea.
我說了這裡太高了，不能跳 l said it was too far a drop.
你除了哭，可沒出別的什麼好主意 l didn't hear any ideas from you except for crying about it.
別想來責怪我 Don't you fucking blame me.
你作他女朋友多久了？一年？ You've been his girlfriend for what, a year?
也許是一年？ Maybe?
我認識他快一輩子了！ I've known him my entire fucking life.
你應該。。 You should've--
- 你應該。。。 - 什麼？ -you should've-- -What?
說啊！ Say it!
應該是我跳下去是吧？ It should've been me.
- 不是的 - 你就是想這麼說的 - No. - That's what you want to say.
不，我不是想這麼說的 No, that's-- that's not what l said.
沒事，我懂了，我懂了 lt's okay. l get it. l get it.
應該是我跳下去，是吧？ lt should have been me down there, right?
就因為沒有人會他媽的在乎我，是吧？ 'Cause who gives a fuck about me?
不是的 No.
知道嗎？ You know what?
如果我們不是來這裡 If we hadn't spent the entire day on the fucking bunny hill
看你一直摔個四腳朝天的 watching you fall on your ass
我們可以只是跑跑步，然後可以回家 we would have done some runs and we could have gone home.
對不起 I'm sorry.
或者，你沒有來攙和我們的事情 Or maybe if you hadn't fucked with our thing.
也許你只是待在家裡 Maybe if you had just stayed home
而不是像這樣強迫你自己 and not tried to force yourself
進入到他的生活中來 into every little aspect of his life
我最好的朋友現在就不會死！ my best friend wouldn't be dead right now.
這。。。 That's...
這麼說不公平！ not fair.
這不公平！ That's not fair.
不公平的是我最好的朋友死了！ lt's not fair that my best friend is dead.
他不會再回來了，他死了！ He's not coming back. He's gone.
- 對不起！ - 去你媽的！ - I'm sorry. - Fuck you!
對不起！ I'm sorry.
對不起，林奇 I'm so sorry, Lynch.
請原諒我 Please.
對不起 I'm sorry.
對不起，我不是這個意思 I'm sorry. l didn't mean it.
對不起，我不是這個意思 I'm sorry. l didn't mean it, okay?
我不是這個意思 l didn't mean it.
830. 830.
哦，見鬼 Oh shit.
那妞的手機號碼是多少來著？ What were my numbers?
- 786... - 7860. -786... -7860.
830- 7860. 830-7860.
是的 Yeah.
等我回去了，我就打電話給那姑娘 I'm so gonna call that girl when l get back.
你猜怎麼著？ You know what?
我會要她嫁給我，不開玩笑 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. No messing around.
我打過去給她，說：「嘿，shannon」 I'm just gonna call her and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, Shannon.
我是joe，在纜椅上打電話給你，你願意嫁給我嗎？ lt's Joe from the chairlift. Will you marry me?"
我們會有間房子，兩個孩子 We'll get a house, have two kids
還有一條狗叫Steve. and a dog named Steve.
- 誰付買房子的錢？ - 她付 -Who's gonna pay for the house? -She will.
她有份好工作 She's got a great job.
她是做什麼的？ What does she do?
牙醫 Orthodontist.
牙醫能掙很多錢 Orthodontists make a lot of money.
是啊 Yeah.
我想你們倆在一起一定很快樂 Well, I'm sure the two of you will be really happy.
830- 7860. 830-7860.
誰給你們的狗取名叫Steve? Who names their dog Steve?
我取的 l will.
Steve是個人名 Steve's a people name.
像誰的名字? Says who?
一般人都不會去別人的家裡 You don't, like, goto someone's house
然後對他們說，「來見見我的狗狗，Steve」 and have them say, "Here, meet my dog Steve."
為什麼不？我覺得狗叫Steve是個好名字 Why not? l think Steve's a good name for a dog.
來見見我的貓咪Chris. Here, meet my cat Chris.
不養貓 No cat.
只養一隻狗-Steve. Just a dog-- Steve.
Shaina現在一定餓壞了 Shaina must be so hungry.
我們會吃什麼樣的披薩？ What kind of pizza should we get?
可憐的孩子 The poor thing.
她還只是條幼犬 She's just a puppy.
她一定不會明白我死了 She's not gonna understand that l died.
她會認為我走了 She's gonna think that l left,
我忘記她了 that l forgot about her.
她可能會在那兒等 She's probably waiting
這會正坐在門前等我呢 by the front door right now.
只要在走廊裡 At every little noise that she hears
有任何動靜 in the hallway,
她就會抬起她的小腦袋 she's probably cocking her little head
向遠處望去 to the side
看看我是不是回家了 wondering when I'm gonna come in.
但我回不了家了 But l won't.
我回不去了 l won't come in.
她會--活活餓死的 And she's gonna-- she's gonna starve to death.
會餓死的 She's gonna starve to death
就為了等我回家 waiting for me to come in.
都是我的錯 lt's all my fault.
她不會餓死的 She's not gonna starve to death.
你也不會死的，帕克 You're not gonna die, Parker.
只有我才有家裡的鑰匙 I'm the only one with a key to my apartment, though.
是啊，我知道，但是鄰居會破門而入的 Yeah, l know, but the neighbors will kick the door down
如果她不停叫喚的話 if she doesn't stop barking.
有人會去處理的 Someone will figure it out.
她會沒事的 She'll be just fine.
你也會沒事的 So will you.
我們都會沒事的 So will we.
我想見我媽媽 I just want to see my mom.
我爸爸 And my dad.
- Ah! -Ah!
我想我剛才做夢了 l thought l was dreaming.
我想我剛才夢見這個了 l thought l was dreaming this.
- 你沒事吧？ - 我沒事. -You okay? - I'm fine.
你的凍傷越來越嚴重了 Your frostbite is getting worse.
- 真的？有多嚴重？ - 別碰它，糟透了 - Really? How bad-- - Don't touch it. lt's bad.
它不再那麼痛了 It doesn't itch as much anymore.
好的，但是別碰你的臉 Okay, don't touch your face though.
等我們出去了，給你找個好大夫 When we get out of here I'm gonna get you to a doctor.
- 他們會幫你治好的 - 你的。。 -They'll fix it right away. -You have--
你的臉上也有紅斑了 You have red marks on your face too.
他們也會治好我的 They'll fix me up too.
別碰它，別碰，情況很糟 Don't. Don't. Don't touch it. lt's bad.
到早上了 Lynch: Well, it's the morning.
也許現在有人會上山 Maybe someone will come up now.
上山來幹嗎？ Parker: For what?
山林維護啊什麼的，我不知道 Lynch: Mountain maintenance. l don't know.
而且，如果我們沒有去上課的話，人們會開始尋找我們的 Besides, if we don't show up for class people will start looking for us.
沒有人知道我們在這兒 No one knows we're here.
我沒告訴任何人我來這裡 l didn't tell anyone l was coming.
救命啊！ Help!
救命！ We need help!
如果我能到達那根桿子，我就可以順著梯子爬下去 If I can get to that pole l can climb down the ladder.
你手都這樣了怎麼爬？ How are you gonna climb with your hands like that?
我們不能再等上一晚 We won't make it another night.
你確定不想。。 Are you sure you don't want to...
先等幾個小時看看？ wait a few hours?
也許你說的對 l mean, maybe you're right.
說不定今天會有人上山來 Maybe someone's coming in today.
太陽曬著暖和極了 The sun feels good.
我們先是受凍，現在又要被暴曬 First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned.
許願的時候注意著點，好嗎？ Be careful what you wish for, right?
你怎麼會從來沒談過女朋友？ How come you never have a girlfriend?
這讓我怎麼回答呢？ How am l supposed to answer that?
我覺得你人不錯 l just mean you're a decent guy.
姑娘們又都喜歡你 And chicks dig you.
但是你從來沒有跟人交往過 But you never have a relationship.
我曾經談過一次戀愛 l had a serious girlfriend once.
- 高中時候不算 - 不是高中 - High school doesn't count. - No.
是高中之後，大學一年級的時候 No, post high school. Freshman year.
跟誰交往的？ Who?
她叫Annie. This girl Annie.
我們是在新生聯誼會上認識的 We met at freshman orientation.
那年暑假我們通過電郵往來 We emailed each other during the summer.
等到了返校的時候，我們就像在約會的情侶一樣 When we got back to school it was like we were dating.
Oh. Oh.
我對她很癡迷 l just really felt it with her, you know?
我們彼此相愛，很棒吧 We were into the same stuff, which was cool.
她也很喜歡Aerosmith. She was way into Aerosmith.
我看過他們五次演出，她看過八次 I'd seen 'em five times. She'd seem 'em eight.
後來呢？ What happened?
她，額。。 She, uh...
跟我一樣，最喜歡的電影是E.T. had the same favorite movie as me-- ET.
我們倆就像你看到過的那種靈魂伴侶 It was like soulmates, that shit you read about.
後來怎麼了？ So what happened?
還不是老一套 Same old shit.
No. No.
知道後來發生什麼了嗎？她。。。 You know what happened? She--
她喜歡上了另外一個傢伙 she liked another guy.
大學聯誼會的一個叫DEAN的傻逼 This fraternity douchebag named Dean.
她為了一個兄弟會的傢伙甩了你？ She dumped you for a frat guy?
不 No.
不，是我甩了她 No, l dumped her.
那天我們在自助餐廳 We were in the cafeteria, right?
吃著午餐，面對面坐著 You know, we were having lunch, facing each other.
我看著牆，她看著我身後的人 l was facing the wall and she was facing everybody behind me.
我注視著她，就像。。 And l kept seeing her, like,
就像看著某人，看著她在大笑 you know, looking at somebody. You know, like kind of laughing.
於是我就。。 And l was just like, you know,
問她，「有什麼可笑的」 "What's so funny?" You know?
「到底怎麼回事？」 And, you know, like, "Whatthe hell is going on?"
然後她說。。。 And she said--
「DEAN在取笑你」 she said, "Dean's making fun of you."
於是我轉過身來，準備走過去揍那該死的傢伙 So l turn around and I'm ready to just beat the shit out of this guy.
但是我看見周圍坐著等看熱鬧的人 But all l can see are these random fucking people.
個個都等著看笑話 All these faces.
那傢伙盯著我女朋友看，他也能看見我的背影 This guy was making eyes at my girl and could see me
但是我看不見他 but l couldn't see him.
真慘 That's messed up.
我從來沒感到過這麼蠢 l never felt so stupid.
我就站起身走了出去 I just walked out.
你只是走了出去？ You just walked out?
我跟她說，儘管和那小子傻笑去吧 Yeah, l told her to laugh it up with Dean the frat guy.
我退出了 l was out.
真糟糕 That sucks.
也許我不該這麼快就走出去 Maybe l shouldn't have been so quick to walk away.
也許我該表現得強硬些 You know, maybe l should have had a thicker skin
而不是這樣一個敏感的人 and not been such a sensitive bitch.
有時候我覺得自己不夠穩重 Sometimes l feel like l was just insecure.
也許是我自己搞砸了 Maybe l screwed up.
你應該跟她說說 You should tell her that.
等你回到家裡，你應該打電話給她 When you get home you should call her.
我不打 l can't.
她現在和DEAN交往 She's dating Dean.
我應該做點什麼的 l should have done something.
你沒什麼可做的 There was nothing you could have done.
我只是這麼坐著，看著他死去 I just sat here and l let him die.
不，你沒有，我們沒有讓他去死， okay? No, you didn't. We didn't let him die, okay?
我們沒什麼可以做的 There was nothing we could have done.
他跳下去是為了救我們大家 He jumped down there to save us, okay?
他是我的真命天子 He was the one.
他是那個我要嫁的人 He was the boy l was gonna marry.
Hey. Hey.
小學一年級的時候 First grade
我們離開母親身邊 and we get left there by our moms
終於等到這一天了 for the day.
真正的校園生活開始了 lt's like the first real day of school,
終於要離開大人們身邊了 you know, without your folks around.
丹那時候是個胖嘟嘟的傢伙 And Dan was this chubby little kid.
哦，不 No, fuck it.
- 他有個大屁股 - He was a fat ass.
送到學校之後，我們的母親該回去了 And so our moms all leave
但是丹不肯放他媽媽的手 but Dan wouldn't let go of his mom's hand.
甚至等他媽媽走遠了，他還站在班級門口 And even after she left he just stood at the front of the class
像個小貓哭個不停 crying like a total pussy.
- 丹就是這個樣子的人 - 是啊，你絕對不會想到 -That sounds like Dan. -Yeah, you have no idea.
然後老師。。。 Anyway, so the teacher...
哦，老師叫什麼來著？ oh, what's her name?
Schifrin太太 Mrs. Schifrin.
Schifrin太太想盡各種辦法要讓這個胖小子不再哭 So Mrs. Schifrin is trying everything to get the fat kid to stop crying.
她說道： And she says,
「也許，班級裡有人。。。」 "You know, maybe there's somebody--
「。。。你是認識的」 somebody else you know in the class.
「也許你想跟你的朋友坐在一起」 Maybe you have a friend you want to sit with."
然後這小子指著我說「我要跟他坐一起」 And this little fucker points right at me and says, "Him."
我以前從來沒有見過這傢伙 Now I've never seen this kid in my life.
但是，一定是有什麼原因他才指向我的 But for some reason he pointed at me.
- 所以你不得不跟他坐一起？ - 是啊，坐了整整一個星期 -So you had to sit with him? -Yeah, for a whole week.
開學的第一個星期，我不得不跟 這個大屁股的傢伙擠在一起 Whole first week of school l had to share my little cubby with his fat ass.
哦，天啊 Oh, gosh.
他是個傻帽，我一直提醒他這點 He was a douchebag. l never let him forget it.
丹的死是為了讓我們不放棄，不讓我們死 Dan didn't die up here just for you and l to give up and die too.
幫我一下 Help me up.
你行嗎？ Are you okay?
哦，上帝！ Oh God!
哦，見鬼！ Oh shit.
- 見鬼，抓住！ - 哦，上帝 -Shit,just hold on. -Oh my God.
- 椅子要掉下去了 - 不，不會的，不會掉的 -The chair is gonna fall. - No it's not. No it's not.
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
我的手 My hands.
哦上帝，我的手 Oh God, my hands.
Joe! Joe!
我操, Jenny Bluth. Fuck you, Jenny Bluth.
我操 Oh fuck.
哦見鬼，見鬼！ Oh shit. Shit.
- Hey, Parker. - 什麼? - Hey, Parker. -What?
我要你把我的滑雪桿扔過來，能扔多遠扔多遠 l need you to throw my extra pole as far as you can this way.
什麼？ What?
把我的滑雪桿扔過來 l said l want you to throw my ski pole
盡量往山下扔 as fard own the hill as you can.
等我下去的時候要有個東西防身 I'm gonna need some defense when l get on the ground.
Okay. Okay.
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
- 見鬼 - 抱歉 -Shit. - I'm sorry.
- lt's okay. - lt's okay.
Shit. Oh shit. Shit. Oh shit.
Okay. Okay.
你能行的 You can do it.
你能行的，必須的 You can do it. Please do it.
不要斷，不要斷 Please don't break. Please don't break.
操 Shit. Shit.
我只想離開這裡，拜託讓我離開這鬼地方 I just want to go. Please let me go.
你成功了，你成功了！ You did it! You did it!
- 哦見鬼！ - Joe! -Oh shit. -Joe!
林奇！ Lynch!
- 林奇! - 我沒事 - Lynch! - I'm okay.
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
退後！ Stay the fuck back!
盡量待在那兒別動 Try and stay still.
我盡快回來 I'll be back as fast as l can.
請快點，拜託了 Please please hurry. Please.
- Joe, 小心！ -Joe, lookout!
Joe! Joe!
Aw, Joe... Aw, Joe...
Ow! Ow!
Hello! Hello!
救命！ Help, please!
等一下！ Wait!
嘿，你還好嗎？ Hey, you okay?
Hello? Hello?
嘿，你還好嗎？ Hey, you all right?
堅持住，堅持住 Hold on. Hold on.
堅持住 Hold on.
我來幫你 I'm gonna get you help.
不，附近沒有別的車了 No, there were no other cars.
我發現她躺在Holliston山外的公路上 l found her laying in the road right outside of Mt. Holliston.
我現在把她帶到你那裡 I'm taking her to you now.
再堅持會 Hold on.
還有十分鐘就到醫院了 The hospital is only 10 minutes away.
你會沒事的 You're gonna be okay.
丹：你會沒事的，寶貝 You're gonna be okay, baby.
你會沒事的 You're gonna be okay.
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