冰天冻地
我还是没看见她 I don't see her.
班次改了，再等会吧 The shift changes. Just give it a couple of minutes.
你们确定要等下去？ You guys sure about this?
是的，每次都这样 Yeah yeah, works all the time.
顺便说一句，等的这位小姐爱林奇 Besides, this lady loves Lynch.
- 爱死他了 -因为我很可爱 - Loves him. - I'm cute.
(窃笑)
(叹气)
那个--那个是她吗？ ls that-- is that her?
见鬼！ Shit.
帕克, 你是不是能。。 Parker, what you could do
走到那儿，展示下你的美貌和迷人的笑容？ is go down there and look beautiful and smile.
- 什么？我？ - 是的 - What? Me? - Yeah.
额，不 Uh, no.
不，不，这应该是你们男人出面的事情 No no, this is your thing.
你只要走过去说，比如， All you have to do is go over there and say, like,
嘿，我和我的朋友们。。 "Hey, me and my friends--"
- 是“女朋友们”，得说“女朋友们” Girlfriends. Say girlfriends.
“我和我的女朋友们都忘记带信用卡了” "Me and my girlfriends totally forgot our credit cards
“所以我们没有足够的钱购买上山的缆车票了” so we can't get our lift tickets from over there.
- “你是否可以通融一下？” - 这太扯了 - So can you, like, help us out?" - That is so lame.
- 把我的钱给我 - 给你 - Give me my money back. - Your money.
- 这办法行不通 - 拿着，先试试50美元可不可以 - It's not gonna work. - Take this. Start at 50.
通常别的姑娘一般50美元就搞定了 That's what the other lady usually takes.
尽管去施展你的魅力 And just, you know, work your way up if you need to.
- Dan... - 嘿，看着我，看着我 - Dan... - Hey, look at me. Look at me.
没事的，你会成功的 You're gonna be fine. You'll be great.
Parker, 你一定行的 Parker, you've so got this.
是啊，最坏能坏到哪儿去呢？ Yeah, and what's the worst that can happen?
最多那家伙说不 The guy says no.
他不会说不的，没人会拒绝你这样的姑娘 And he's not gonna say no. No one's ever said no.
Dan, 还是你去吧，我觉得这很傻 Dan, you do it. I feel stupid.
放松点，好吗？我保证，你会没事的 Relax, okay? I promise, you're gonna be great.
- 干吗要我去啊？ - 因为你是姑娘 - Why me? - That's 'cause you're a girl.
是个漂亮的--嘿，你是个漂亮姑娘 A beautiful-- hey, you're a beautiful girl.
而且你的笑容简直迷死人 And you have a charming smile.
只要。。 Just...
只要再。。。 just...
好吧 There we go.
好极了，去搞定他 That's great. Go get him.
- 看你的了 - Okay. - Get in the game. - Okay.
加油 Come on.
广播：滑雪者请注意了，黑狗滑道现在已经开启 Attention all skiers. The Black Dog Trail is now open.
带来不便敬请谅解 Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hey. Hey.
能给支烟抽吗？ Can I bum a smoke?
- 我是Parker. - 我是Jason. - I'm Parker. - Jason.
哦，酷！我兄弟名字就叫Jason. Oh cool. My brother's name is Jason.
棒极了！ That's awesome.
是啊，那么我不想多耽误你的工作时间了 Yeah, so I don't want to waste your time or anything
我看你像忙得不可开交的样子 because you seem like a wicked busy guy and everything.
这听上去有点傻 This is gonna sound really stupid.
是这样，我和我的女朋友们。。。 lt's just that my girlfriends and l
从塞勒姆来 came all the way up from Salem State.
我愚蠢的吹嘘说可以用我妈妈的信用卡 I was kind of the dumb ass who said that I could pay
帮他们支付三张门票的钱 for all three of the tickets on my mom's credit card.
可是我把我妈妈的信用卡忘记在加油站了 And then I left her credit card at the gas station.
- 是吗？ - 不，我的意思是。。。 - Right. - No, I mean...
我带了点钱 I totally have money.
只是不够付三个人的钱，明白吗？ Just not enough for all three, you know?
- 你有多少？ - 50美元 - How much? - 50?
我会丢了饭碗的 I could lose my job.
不，不，他会拒绝的 No no, he's not going for it.
不会的，他会同意的，闭上你的嘴 Yes he will. Just shut up, please.
我是说他要么为了他的最低工资工作，要么。。。 I mean he's either gonna do that job for--
那个怎么说来着？最。。？ what do you call it, minimal?
- 最低的 - 最低工资 - Minimum. - Minimum wage,
要么他为了他的最低工资外加一点点外快而工作 or he's gonna do it for minimum wage plus a little bit.
如果换作是我，我知道该怎么做 I mean, I know what I'd do.
她非得今天来滑雪是吗？ She just had to come skiing today, huh?
你说过你不会介意的 You said you wouldn't mind.
我不，我不介意，一点都不介意 I don't. I don't mind. I don't mind at all.
我说，自从上学期我们就没在一起喝上一杯 I'm just saying we haven't seen you at Fezzywigs for a $1 pitcher
周一晚上的球赛你也没露面 since last semester and you don't show up for Monday Night Football.
上周我在你家里看了球赛了 I watched football at your house last week.
Dan, 你看了十分钟，足球赛可远不止十分钟 Dan, 10 minutes. Football games are more than 10 minutes.
有很多个十分钟，明白吗？ They're like lots of 10 minuteses, you know?
我现在有女朋友了 I have a girlfriend now.
你究竟想我怎样做？ I don't know what you want me to do about it.
- 我很抱歉 - 算了，没关系 - I'm sorry. - You know what? It's fine.
我是说，Holliston山一直是我们常来的地方 I'm-- I'm just just saying that Mt. Holliston was kind of our thing.
她连开车都不会，还要跟过来，怪别扭的 And she can't even ride so it's a little weird.
- 她比以前进步多了 - 是啊是啊 - She's getting better. - Yeah yeah.
我现在感觉自己像个白痴 Now I feel like a dick.
如果你心存不满，你只要说出来就行了 I mean, if you had a problem with this, you've got to say something.
不不，没什么不满的，当我刚才没说好了 No no, it's not a problem. Just forget I said anything.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
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Okay. Okay.
你干的好极了，我为你感到自豪，Parker. I think you did great. I'm proud of you, Parker.
- 我做的很好，是吗？ - 还行吧 - I did good, right? - You did well.
我的找头呢？ So where's my change?
嗯~~没有找头 Um, there isn't any.
你把100块都给他了？ You just gave him the full 100?
是啊，50块他不肯干 Well, yeah. He wasn't gonna do it for 50.
好吧，那你就没试试在50到100之间讨价还价？ Okay, so what happened to the numbers between 50 and 100?
比方说，51块 Like, say, 51
或者75块等等 or 75 even?
Dan, 你给了我两张50的，那我还怎么向他要找头？ Dan, you gave me two 50s. Was I supposed to ask for change?
是我的话就跟他要找头 I would have asked for change.
现在这样已经算占便宜了，不是吗？ I mean, it's still way cheaper than paying for tickets, right?
我绝对会跟他要找头的 I definitely would have asked for change.
Hey. Hey.
他们是你的“女朋友”？ Girlfriends?
你好啊 What's up?
看看这些买缆车全价票的笨蛋们 Look at these chumps paying top dollar for their lift tickets.
- Whoo- hoo! - 我们可不是笨蛋 - Whoo-hoo! - Not us, though.
谢谢你，宝贝儿 Thanks to you, babe.
哦，现在我成了“宝贝儿”了 Oh, now I'm babe.
你从来没有用爱称来叫过我 You never call me pet names.
- 我不是个喜欢叫爱称的人 - 呒。。。。 - I'm not a pet name guy. - Hmm.
他一般只叫我帕克 He calls me Parker.
- 因为你叫这个名字啊 - 明白了 - That's your name. - I know.
但你还是可以用其他饱含深情的方式来称呼我 But you're supposed to call me something affectionate
比方说“亲爱的”，“甜心” like honey or sweetie.
知道吗，上学期我认识个姑娘 You know, I hooked up with a girl last semester
她在床上的时候喜欢叫我的姓，太怪异了 that called me my last name in bed. It was weird.
她说：“哦，林奇，你的头发真柔顺” She was all like, "Oh, Lynch, your hair's so soft.
“加油干我，林奇！” 就像丹这样喜欢叫人家姓 Do me harder, Lynch. " It was like throwing it to Dan over here.
好吧，我可以叫你奥尼尔 Yeah, I could call you O'Neil.
你甚至都不碰下我的脸颊 You don't touch my face enough either.
真累人 Third wheel.
- 说话小心点，林奇 - 嘿，我可没跟你约会 - Watch it, Lynch. - Hey, I'm not dating you.
你可别搅乱我的生活 You don't get to make my life suck.
- Whoa! No no no. - Whoa. - Whoa! No no no. - Whoa.
没有人说过 No one ever said anything
你把我的生活搞的一团糟 about you making my life suck.
- Uh- huh. - 甜心 - Uh-huh. - Sweetie.
Aw. Aw.
丹跟我说你滑板有些进步了 So Dan tells me you're getting a little better on that board.
我也不大确定 Well, I don't know about that.
上次我滑的很好，是吗？ Last time I did pretty good, didn't I?
是的，是的，你有进步 Yeah. Yeah, you're getting better.
你一屁股坐在了滑雪板上 You fall on your ass snowboarding.
刚开始有些时候你容易摔倒 The first few times you fall on your ass.
之后就好些了，这就像骑自行车 After that it's easy. It's like riding a bike.
说说看，你什么时候才脱下滑雪板的？ Just tell me, when are you gonna get rid of those goddamn skis?
- 得了吧 - 什么？ - Come on. - What?
滑雪板对我来说是小儿科 I mean, snowboards are just too emo for me.
那些只是一时兴起罢了，十年之内必定被淘汰 Those things are a fad. In 10 years they'll be gone.
是啊，他们当初也是这么说饶舌音乐的 Yeah, that's what they said about rap.
这倒是真的 That's true.
你们闻到山上“新鲜”的空气了吗？ Can you guys smell that fresh mountain air?
闻上去就像是。。。 It smells a bit like...
癌症 cancer.
知道吗，我最讨厌的是 You know what? I am so sick of potheads
别人递给我烟屁股 giving me shit about smoking butts.
- 至少你可以把烟屁股掐在烟缸里 - Oh. - At least pot does something for you. - Oh.
是的，抽烟是件粗俗的事情，尤其是在这么冷的天里 Yes, cigarettes are just gross, especially in the cold.
烟瘾老缠住你，你闻上去就像。。。 They stick to you. You smell like
是个烟灰缸，或者是个老头刚用过的牙线。。 an ashtray, an old man's used floss.
老头用过的。。你哪儿来这么多废话的 Old man's-where the hell do you come up with this stuff?
Okay, 你有没有闻过你用过的牙线？ Okay, have you ever smelled your floss?
没有，我从来不闻我用过的牙线 No, I have never smelled my own floss.
- 从不，一次都没有过 - 那闻起来很恶心，很恶心 - Never. Not once. - Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.
- 我怎么会跟你交朋友的？ - 我不知道 - Why am I friends with you? - I don't know.
给我来一口 Here, give me a drag.
你们知道我们什么时候回去吗？ Do you guys know when we're gonna get back?
因为我还有两个礼拜的章节要读 'Cause I've got like two weeks worth of chapters to read.
哦见鬼，她破坏了第一条规矩 Oh come on. She broke the first rule.
- 帕克，你破坏了第一条规矩 - 什么规矩？ - Parker, you broke the first rule. - What?
你不能在我们兴致高的时候谈论生活中的麻烦事 You can't talk about real life shit while we're up here.
我们到这里来最重要的就是忘记生活中的琐事 The whole point of being here is to forget about all that shit,
- 放松些，让我们玩得尽兴 - Okay. - Relax, enjoy ourselves. - Okay.
等回到家再考虑这些事情 Deal with that shit when you get home.
- 好吧，不过我。。。 Okay, but I've got-
是哪个混蛋没老老实实地坐在椅子上？ Okay, what asshole couldn't get on the chair right?
- 真是活见鬼了，是吗？ - 哥们儿 - What the hell, right? - Dude.
哦，好极了，再吼两下 Oh, that's good. Yell more.
- Hello! - 上面好玩吗？ - Hello! - Man: Having fun up there?
帕克，放轻松点 Parker, it's okay.
这里有人恐高哦 ls someone afraid of heights?
- No. - No? - No. - No?
这么说如果我这样的话不会吓到你？ So it doesn't bother you when I do this?
- 停下来！ - 别犯浑 - Quit it! - Don't be an asshole.
停下来 -Stop.
Sorry. Sorry.
亲爱的，听上去有点疯狂 Honey, crazy thing.
以前关于缆椅坠落事件 Only one of the sethings has ever fallen off
只发生过一次 a chairlift thing before.
Okay,现在开始计算你叫我honey的次数 Okay, points for calling me honey.
不过只能靠人工计数 But you just made that statistic up.
是啊，不过统计学对抽烟的人无效 Yeah, and statistics don't work on smokers.
快点伙计！我们可是花了大钱的！ Come on, man. We paid good money to ride.
快点！ Let's go!
实际上，是我付的钱 Actually, l paid good money.
实际上，我会还你钱的，所以说是“我们”付的钱 Actually, I'm gonna pay you back, so it's like the same thing.
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
- 怎么？你现在就要我付给你？ - What, do you want it now?
好极了，总算又开动了 All right, that's what I'm talking about.
你们准备好了吗？ Whoo! You guys ready?
- 干吗老要我戴头盔？ - 安全第一 - Why do I have to wear a helmet? - Safety first.
但是你们自己都不戴头盔的 But you guys aren't wearing helmets.
只有小孩子才戴头盔呢 Only kids wear helmets.
那是因为他们跟你一样，都是初学者 That's 'cause they're still learning, like you.
拿着，不想跟你争辩，把它戴上 Here, I'm not arguing about this. Just put it on. Here.
不要嘛，丹，我不想戴。。。 No, Dan, l don't want--
你看，即便是高手都戴头盔，没人会笑话他们 Look, even the pro guys wear helmets. Nobody makes fun of them.
Aw. Aw.
你俩老是拿我寻开心 You guys are just doing this to make fun of me.
不，不是的 Dan: No, huh-uh.
不，是的 Parker: Oh yeah, sure.
不，我觉得姑娘家戴上头盔可吸引人了 No, l think chicks in helmets are hot.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Right? - Yeah.
- 需要帮忙吗？ - 你看呢？ - Need a little help? - You think?
是啊，看上去你滑雪板的绑带松了 Yeah, looks like your bindings are a little loose.
来吧，我拉你起来，来啊 Come on, I'll get you up. Come on.
起来了。我帮你系紧它 There you go. l'll just tighten these up for you.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thanks. - No problem.
Aw. Aw.
看看林奇 Look at Lynch.
是啊，看看他，简直就是少女杀手 Yeah, look at him. He's a chick magnet.
- 可以了吗？ - 是的，好多了 - These all right? - Yeah, that's a lot better.
- 小子，你他妈的在干吗？ - 管你什么事情？ - What the hell are you doing, man? - Lynch: What's your problem?
- 我只是在帮助她 - 莱恩 - I'm trying to help her. - Ryan!
- 他在占你便宜！ - 不，他没有，我会照顾自己的 - He had his hands all over you. - No he didn't. I can take care of myself.
你先走好吗？我随后就到 Just go, okay? I'll be there in a second.
很抱歉刚才发生的事，有时候他就像个混蛋 l am so sorry about that. He can be such an asshole sometimes.
我真的只想帮忙而已 l was seriously just trying to help.
我可不想抢别人女朋友 l mean, l don't know if l can compete with a catch like that.
- 你没事吧？ - 是的，我没事 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
好吧，多谢你的帮忙 Well, thank you for your help.
刚才的事情我很抱歉 I'm really sorry about that.
- 我叫Shannon - 我是Joe. - I'm Shannon, by the way. - Joe.
Shannon, 该走了 Shannon, come on.
好吧，很高兴认识你 Well, it was really nice to meet you.
- 很高兴认识你 - 我得走了 - Yeah, you too. - I've got to go.
- 祝你好运 - 谢谢 - Good luck with that. - Yeah.
我可不怕那小子 l was like a second away from kicking that guy's ass.
是啊，我知道，林奇 Yeah, l know you were, Lynch.
别理那小子，他是个傻逼 Don't worry about it. He's a douchebag.
真的，那小子是个十足的混蛋 Seriously, that guy was such a dick.
不如我们说说怎么坚持到山脚下？ Why don't we talk about how tough you guys are at the bottom?
我很坚强 I'm tough.
我知道，宝贝 l know you are, baby.
来亲一个 Come here.
Whoo! Whoo!
∥ How can you say there are no answers to my questions? ∥ * How can you say there are no answers to my questions? *
∥ You just called once to let it go ∥ * You just called once to let it go *
∥ How can you say that none of this is really worth it ∥ * How can you say that none of this is really worth it *
∥ When we've already won? ∥ * When we've already won? *
∥ When we've already won. ∥ * When we've already won. *
什么？ What?
她都跟你说什么了？ Oh, she told you that?
是的，我们会去Okemo, Killington. 我们会一直往北走 Yeah, we'll go to Okemo, Killington. We'll just go up north.
- 我们会休憩一段时间 - 就这么干 - We'll get away for a while. - Let's do it.
- 就这个圣诞节，只有你跟我 - 就这么定了 - Christmas, you and me. - Deal.
听着，这不像往西边去那么简单，这有点像商业活动 Listen, it's not like out Westwhere, you know, it's like a commercial.
你得坐三部电梯才能到达顶端 You've got to ride three lifts to get to the top, it's like perfect powder.
坦率的说，并非如此 Let's be honest, it's not gonna be like that.
好吧，说道真正的滑雪 Yeah, well, speaking of good skiing,
我们在这儿开心得玩了一天 riding the bunny hill has been fun all day,
但是，我想在今晚回去之前再滑一次 but, you know, l think I'd like to do an actual run before we leave tonight.
听着，如果你想一个人玩的话，没关系，不必迁就我们 Look, if you want to go off on your own, you don't have to hang out with us all day.
不不不，没关系。有时候我挺喜欢跟你们一起滑雪 No no, it's fine. l'm just saying I'd like to step it up at some point.
尤其是看见帕克老是摔个四脚朝天的 You know, it's been amazing watching Parker fall on her ass all day,
但是，要知道。。 but, you know, it'd be cool to...
- 真正的滑雪是件很酷的事情 - do some real skiing.
我想我今天滑够了 l think I've had enough skiing for today anyway.
所以我可以待在这里等你们 So l can just stay here at the lodge
如果你们还想再滑一会的话 if you guys want to do more.
我不是这个意思，我不是这个意思 l didn't mean that. l didn't mean it like that.
我想说的不是这个意思，我不知道我想说啥了 That's not what l meant. l don't know what l meant.
我跟你说过，我不是非得要一起来 l told you l didn't-- l didn't have to come.
不不不，帕克，我不是不欢迎你来 No no no, Parker, l didn't not want you to come.
确实，是他建议这里作为你来的第一个场所 No, he was the one who suggested you come in the first place.
Okay okay. Okay okay.
接着我还要把你介绍给我的兄弟们 The last thing l want to do is intrude on guy time.
我不想生气 l will not be offended.
我在这儿还有好多事可以做 l have a lot of things l can do here.
要不你把储物柜的钥匙给我，我去查看下短信 Actually, why don't you give me the key and I'll go check my messages?
别去储物柜，你得。。 Not to the locker, no. You're gonna--
过来坐会，过来 Come sit down for a second. Come here.
就算去了，你也只是看到你老妈发的一堆废话 All you're gonna get is a bunch of messages from your mom
抱怨这个，抱怨那个的 complaining about this, complaining about that.
不，我才不会给你钥匙呢 No, I'm not gonna give you the key.
如果我今天打搅了你们滑雪的兴致，我很抱歉 I'm sorry if l ruined skiing for you today.
没有，说实话，一点都没有 You didn't. Honestly, you didn't at all.
你没听到刚才我们的谈话 You missed the whole part of the conversation before you walked up
我当时在说，额。。我说什么来着？ where l was saying, like, um... what was l saying?
我说，哥们儿，这真的很酷 l was saying, like, "Dude, this has been really cool.
我喜欢有机会尝试一下 I'm glad that we sort of had this chance
“三人行” to bond as a threesome."
- 什么？ - What?
不，我的意思是，我看见你俩整天待在一起 No, l mean, I've seen you fall a couple times today.
不过Dan, 他大概有整整三个月 But Dan, l mean, l think it took him maybe three months
没有像个白痴一样了 before he could even stand on that thing without looking like a total idiot.
别见怪，伙计，这是事实 No offense, buddy. Just the truth.
Joe. Joe.
我一会过去找你们 l will catch up with you guys.
- 嘿，嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. Hey. - Hey.
我只是--只是想再次向你道歉 l just-- l wanted to apologize again.
啊，没关系 Yeah, it's no big deal.
他没把我惹毛了算他走运 He's just lucky he didn't make me mad.
虽然我看上去只有你男朋友一半的块头 l only look half your boyfriend's size.
“前”--他是我的“前”男友 Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.
我们只是在尝试所谓的“相见还是朋友” We're, you know, trying to still befriends and everything.
不过你也看见了，完全没用 But as you can see, it's not really gonna work out.
门儿都没有 Noway.
我们一伙人约好这个周末一起来这滑雪的 A group of us all agreed to go skiing this weekend.
不管怎样，事情大致就是这样，我不想太耽误你时间 Well, whatever. lt's this whole story and l don't want to hold you up.
不过今天真的很尴尬 But that was just really embarrassing
我只想跟你说对不起 and I just wanted to say sorry.
没关系的 That's no problem.
你下周末还来这吗？ Um, are you gonna be here next weekend?
可能会来吧 Yeah yeah, probably.
我的室友和我一般每个周日来这里，也许还会见到你 My roommate and l come up like every Sunday, so maybe I'll see you around.
那样的话太好了 That would be a nice time.
- 好的 - 我想我们还会再见面的 - Okay. - I guess I'll see you then.
- 太好了，晚安 - 晚安 - Great. Good night. - Good night.
不如这样？ Come on. You know what?
你能告诉我你的电话号码吗？这样方便我联系到你 Can I just get your number so l know how to catch up with you?
Yeah. Yeah, 当然可以 Yeah.Yeah, sure.
讨厌，我滑雪的时候不带手机的，你有笔吗？ Shit, l don't ski with a phone. You have a pen?
我滑雪的时候不带笔的，抱歉 l don't ski with a pen. Sorry.
好吧，这么着，你尽管告诉我你的手机号码 All right, you know what? Just shoot.
我的记性可好了 I've got a pretty good memory.
我的记性久经考验了，绝对没问题 I've only smoked pot like 500 times so I'm good.
怎么会这么早就关门了 Dan: How can they afford to close early?
你们一周只开放3天 You're only open three days out of the week, man.
你干吗不去写信投诉? Why don't you write a letter?
那你干吗不把钱退给我? Why don't you give me my money back?
什么钱? What money?
我们只滑了四个回合 We're only had, like, four runs.
- 能为我们再破例一下吗，拜托了？ - 830. - Can you give us a break, please? -830.
- 什么？ - 尽管记住就好了，830. - What? - Just remember830.
- 就这一次，拜托了? - 对不起 - Just one more time, please? - Sorry.
我会给你更多钱的，问题是我的钱都给了你 I'd give you more money but l gave it all to you.
嘿，你有笔吗? Hey, you got a pen?
这跟钱无关，是天气原因 It's not about the money. We got weather coming in.
我们要关闭滑雪场，我无能为力了 We're trying to clear the mountain. There's nothing l can do.
好吧，如果我们直降的话呢？用最快的速度 Okay, what if we run straight down? Like the quickest run ever?
我们用飞快的速度下来 We'll be, like, wicked fast.
我们给了你100美元了 We gave you 100 bucks.
拜托了 Come on.
求你了 Please?
- 那你们快点 - 就像我说的，飞快的 - Hurry. - Like I said, wicked fast.
- 像风一样 - 7860. - Like the wind. - 7860.
老实说，100块就能搞定这家伙也不错了 Seriously, for 100 bucks you'd figure the guy would cut us some slack.
No shit. No shit.
我想他们周日要开到晚上十点了 l thought they were open till 10:00 on Sundays.
夜间滑雪又怎样了？真是的 Whatever happened to night skiing?
Wachusett有夜间滑雪场，我们应该去那儿的 Wachusett's got night skiing. Should have gone there.
有点像Quash Hill, 只是没那么颠簸 lt's kind of like Quash Hill, just not as lame.
你还记得我告诉你的号码吗？ Do you remember the numbers l told you?
830. 830.
好样的，林奇，你要到她的号码了 Look at you, Lynch. You got her number.
她的那个男人说什么了？ What did He-Man have to say about that?
那个小子？管他呢，不值一提 That guy? Who cares? Steroids shrink your dick.
- 哦见鬼，我记的号码是多少来着？ - Oh shit, what are my numbers?
7860. 7860.
Parker,你能帮我记一下吗, 7860? Parker, will you remember that, 7860?
不记 Nope.
- 今晚真早，额？ - 是啊 - Early night, huh? - Yeah.
Pendergraph 在他办公室想见你 Pendergraph wants to see you in his office.
关于下周末的上班安排 Something about the schedule next weekend.
- 我下周末不上班 - 这只是你个人的想法 - I'm not working next weekend. - Well, that's what you thought.
拜托了，Rifkin,那天是我兄弟的单身舞会 Come on, Rifkin, it's my brother's bachelor party.
两个月前我就开始准备了 l put in for it two months ago.
去跟老板说说，他会安排的 Go talk to the boss. He's packing up.
我这人太好说话了 I'm the best man.
准备关闭了？ Ready to shutdown?
还有三个人要下来，等下他们，别的都妥了 There's three more on the way down. Wait for them and it's all set.
我才不会等到了学校才吃东西呢 l am not waiting till we get back to campus to eat.
我饿坏了 l am starving.
你干吗不吃点那里的披萨 Why didn't you just eat some of that pizza?
哦你是说你们吃的那种涂了点番茄酱的硬纸板？ Oh, you mean the cardboard with tomato sauce you guys ate?
那不叫披萨 That's not pizza.
只是山寨披萨 That's like roller-skating-rink- birthday-party pizza. No.
回去路上有家季诺老爹披萨，下山后15分钟左右 There's a Papa Gino's in the way back. lt's like 15 minutes down the mountain.
太好了 Sweet.
我一个人就能吃掉一整个披萨，谢谢 l may eat a whole real pizza myself, thank you.
看看这些家伙 Dan: Whoa, look at those guys.
我们这次也要试下这个 We are definitely hitting that jump this time.
最后一个回合 Last run, got to make it count.
- 嘿，Sullivan, 嘿 - Hey, Sullivan, hey.
嘿，伙计，帮我站一会，我急着去撒尿 Hey, man, do me a solid. I've got to take a piss so bad l can taste it.
- 什么？什么？ - 只要两分钟 - What? What? - I'll just be gone for two minutes.
混蛋 Asshole.
- 我的天 - 只是风声，帕克 - Jesus. - It's just the wind, Parker.
不是叫“宝贝”的么？ Don't you mean baby?
最好一个椅子也到了 Man on radio: Last chair is through.
全都齐了 All set down here.
回家吧 Let's go home.
哦，不是吧 Oh, come on.
这里冻死人啦！ It's freakin' cold up here!
我们没时间开玩笑，谢谢 We don't have time for this. Thank you.
有谁知道些好的笑话？ Anyone know any good jokes?
Uh... Uh...
有个从New Hampshire来的14岁的女生 what did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire
是怎样告诉她老爸她何时失去童贞的？ say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
坐过去点，你把我的万宝路压扁了 Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
Yup. Yup.
你们认为哪种死法最惨？ Dan: What do you think the worst way to die would be?
反正不会是病死最惨 Parker: That's not morbid.
是啊，老实说，这儿说这个话题有点恐怖 Lynch: Yeah, seriously, that's kind of spooky, Dan.
我认为被鲨鱼吃了 See, l think being eaten by a shark,
是最惨的死法 that would be the worst way to go.
那些冲浪者从水下遭到攻击 Not like one of those surfers who gets attacked from below.
他们根本没看清鲨鱼的到来 You know, never sees it coming.
像“大白鲨”的电影海报那样 Like the poster for "Jaws."
海报上那妞长得不错 The chick on the "Jaws" poster was hot.
是吗？ She was?
我不知道，她光着身子呢，光着的小妞都惹火 l don't know. She was naked and naked chicks are hot.
当你看见鲨鱼的鳍向你直冲过来 What if you actually saw the fin coming towards you?
那种感觉比被吃掉更可怕 That'd be worse than being eaten, l think.
因为你知道这庞大的鲨鱼冲向你 l mean, knowing this giant animal is coming at you
要活吞了你 and it's gonna eat you alive.
你看过这部片子没？ Did you ever see the video, by the way,
跳出海面吃了海豹那一幕 of that great white that's jumping out of the water and eating the seal?
看过，所以我才只在游泳池里游泳 Yeah, that's why l only swim in pools.
我觉得被活活烧死最惨 l think burning would be the worst way to go.
好吧，是，也不是 Well, yes and no.
大多数人在被火烧到之前，就已经因为吸入烟雾而死了 l mean, most people die of smoke inhalation before fire even touches them.
是这样的 lt's a fact.
我记得911之后连着看了三天 l remember watching TV for three days straight
看电视报道 after9/11.
镜头里那些人从世贸中心就直接往下跳 The footage they showed of those people leaping off the Trade Center.
你能想象吗？那些在里面的人认为跳出去 Can you imagine how bad it must have been inside
会是更好的选择 to know that jumping would have been the better way out?
是啊，但是据说当你从那么高的地方 跳下去的时候你的心脏是停止跳动的 Yeah, but they say that when you jump from that height your heart stops.
所以当你撞击地面的时候是没有知觉的 You don't feel it when you hit the ground.
好了，林奇，你认为哪种死法最惨 Okay then, Lynch, what is the worst way to die?
- 什么？ - Oh no no no. - What? - Oh no no no.
每件事情你都有个说法，那么你最怕什么？ You have an answer for everything. What is your biggest fear?
简单的很，是sarlacc pit. That's easy. The sarlacc pit.
对不起，是什么？ I'm sorry, the what?
星球大战:绝地大反击里的sarlacc pit The sarlacc pit from "Return of the Jedi."
要超过一千年才能被慢慢得消化。。 Uh, hello. Being slowly digested over 1000 years--
史上最惨死法 worst death ever.
丹，为什么我连个女朋友都没有？ "Dan, why don't l ever have a girlfriend?
这是为什么呢？ Why?"
嘿，闭嘴 Hey, shut up.
为什么缆椅还不动？ Why hasn't the chair started again?
再等一会 Just give it a minute.
什么动静都没有，伙计 This is nothing, man.
去年在Stowe, 我和Sullet At Stowe last year, me and Sullet
搁浅了差不多25分钟 were stranded for like 25 minutes.
这大傻妞从顶上摔下来，把腿给扭伤了 This big chick fell at the top and twisted her leg, you know?
我当时想，好吧，我把她扶到一边去 And l was like, fine, people. Just hoist her off to the side.
让雪道保持畅通，但是没有，他们都停下来 Keep the line moving. But no, they had to stop,
站在那儿看热闹，而我们俩就只好站在那里 celebrate it right there. We all had to stay on the lift
冻得瑟瑟发抖 and freeze our asses off.
到最后，我冻得连手指都没知觉了 Honestly, by the end of it l couldn't feel my fingers.
什么？不是吧？！ What? Come on.
Oh, come on now. Oh, come on now.
伙计，这下完了 Man, this is so messed up.
- 开什么玩笑？ - Dan. - Are you kidding me? - Dan.
不骗你们，我都快把屎拉在裤裆里了 I kind of just shat my pants a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
Hey! Hey!
把这该死灯打开！ Turn the goddamn lights on!
他们忘记我们还在上面了，没人知道我们在这儿 They forgot that we're up here. No one knows we're up here.
他们没有忘记我们在这里，okay? They didn't forget that we're up here, okay?
这儿到处都有摄像头 There's cameras all over the place.
- Hello! - Hey! - Hello! - Hey!
混蛋！开动缆椅，我们冻死了！ Assholes, start the chair! We're freezing!
哦上帝，如果他们不开动怎么办？ Oh my God. What if they can't get the chair moving?
如果--如果所有人都回家了怎么办？ What if--what if everyone went home?
嘿嘿嘿，你知道你该干什么吗？ 你得闭嘴，别往下说了，好吗？ Hey hey, you know what you need to do? You need to stop, okay?
你快把我吓得屎拉裤子里了 You're just scaring the shit out of me.
顺便说一下，记得提醒我揍那开缆椅的家伙 By the way, remind me to knock the shit out of that chairlift guy.
你到底跟他说了什么？ What exactly did you say to him?
什么？啥都没说啊？我什么都没跟他说 What? Nothing. l didn't say anything to him.
你一定是把他惹怒了，他才这么干的 Well, you clearly pissed him off enough to do this.
听着，他知道我们在上面 Look, he knows we're up here.
那为什么他们把灯都关了？Dan? Then why are the lights off, Dan?
这是他们的工作守则之一吗？ ls that part of their policy?
把灯都关掉，吓唬顾客？ Turn off the lights and scare the customers?
我不知道 l don't know.
也许是电源故障，或者别的什么原因呢 Maybe it's a power outage or something, okay?
这些状况都凑巧在同一时间发生罢了 That stuff happens all the time.
他们没有回家，会重启的 They didn't go home. That's retarded.
糟糕透了 This is so messed up.
最坏的打算 l mean, worst-case scenario
他们会拿个梯子或者什么的过来，是吗？ they send up a ladder or something, right?
最坏的打算是我可以从这儿跳下去 Worst case l could just jump.
我以前从这么高跳下去过 I've done that before.
没什么可怕的 lt's not so bad.
我们得离开这些椅子，我们不能老待在这里 We have to get off these chairs. We can't stay up in this chair.
为什么这些椅子还是一动不动的，Dan？ Why isn't the goddamn chair moving, Dan?
你再怎么发神经，这些椅子还是不会动的，明白吗？ You acting all psycho is not gonna make the chair move along, okay?
All right? All right?
请别对我嚷嚷 Please don't yell at me.
我并不想嚷嚷的 l didn't mean to yell.
不好的事情时常都有发生的，明白吗？ This shit happens all the time though, okay?
他们不会把我们扔在这里不管的 l mean, they can't just leave people up on chairs.
那样他们会面临诉讼的 You know the kind of lawsuit that they would have?
其他人都去哪儿了？ What other people?
我们前面没人了 There wasn't anybody in front of us.
他们不会把我们整晚都扔在这里的 They're not gonna leave us up here all night.
我要说的就这些 That's all I'm saying.
今天是周日 lt's Sunday.
今天是他妈的周日 It's fucking Sunday
他们要等到下周五才开放 and they're not open again till Friday.
我们要被困在这里一个星期！ We're gonna be stuck here all week.
Oh God. Oh God.
我们不会被困在这里的 We're not gonna be stuck up here.
帕克，帕克，看着我 Parker. Parker, look at me.
没有一个滑雪场会让这种事情发生的 Come on, there is no way a ski resort would let that happen,
不管他们有多差劲，都不会让我们困在这里的，明白吗？ no matter how shitty they are, okay?
Hello! Hello!
有人来救救我们吗？ Somebody help us, please!
- 有人吗？HELLO! - Hey hey hey. - Somebody! Hello! - Hey hey hey.
- 好了好了，没事的 - 有人吗？ - Come on, it's all right. - Somebody!
嘘, 没事的 Shh. Come on, it's okay.
他们一会就会通电的 They're gonna turn the power on in a minute.
我们都会被人笑话的，真的 We're all gonna be laughing about this. Seriously.
我想尿尿了 l have to pee.
我憋不住想尿尿了 l have to pee wicked bad.
是的，我也想这样 Yeah, that makes two of us.
林奇 Ew, Lynch.
如果你在我前面撒尿的话，我会恶心得吐的 If you pull your junk out in front of me, l might puke.
那我该怎么办，我憋不住了 Well, what do you want me to do? I've got to go.
那我怎么办？ How am l supposed to go?
我不知道，只要，把这个保险杠抬起来，然后蹲下去 l don't know. Just, you know, lift this up and bend down.
你疯了吗？把保险杠放下来 Are you crazy? Put the bar down.
这只是保险杠，它实际没啥用处 lt's just a safety bar, okay? It doesn't really do anything.
我喜欢保险杠待在它应该在的地方 Well, l like the safety bar and l like it down where it's supposed to be.
好吧，那你怎么尿尿 Well, how are you gonna piss?
- 我能忍住 - 忍一个星期？ - I can hold it. - For a week?
怎么了？是她自己说的，说我们会困在这里一个星期 What? She's the one saying we're gonna be here for a week.
我能忍住 l can hold it.
好吧，我可忍不住了，我要撒尿 Well, l can't. I'm pissing.
额，这太粗鲁了，林奇 Ew, that is so gross, Lynch.
很粗鲁，那又怎样？ Well, too bad, okay?
让我在这零度以下的天气里 Make me wait up here
待在这么个鬼地方 in this below freezing weather...
干等着这该死的缆车启动 while l wait fort his Fisher-Price lift to work.
Ah. Ah.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
嘿！我们在这上面！ Hey! We're up here!
Hello! Hello!
- 救救我们！ - 有人吗？ - Somebody help us! - Somebody!
- 把保险杆放下来，Joe. - 救命！ - Put the bar down, Joe. - Help!
把这该死的保险杠放下来！Joe! Put the goddamn bar down, Joe!
天呐，像针扎一样 Parker: God, it feels like a needle.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
我跟你们说什么来着 What did l tell you guys?
HELLO？ Parker: Hello!
- 嘿！ - 嘿！我们在这里！ - Hey! - Hey, we're over here!
Whoo-hoo!
在这里！ Up here!
- Whoo- hoo! - 救救我们！ - Whoo-hoo! - Help us!
救救我们！ Help us!
Cody, 总部呼叫 Man on radio: Cody, this is base.
他干吗停下来？ Parker: Why is he stopping?
他要想办法救我们，他看见我们了 Dan: He's gonna help us. He sees us.
我是cody, 请讲话 Go for Cody.
嘿伙计，你在哪儿？ Hey man, where you at?
我现在去Pinewood跟Barnes交接 I'm cutting over to Pinewood to pick up Barnes.
不，伙计，Barnes已经到了，山上清场了。 No, man, Barnes just landed. The mountain is clear.
赶快回到总部，我们就可以离开这儿了 Come back to base so we can get the hell out of here.
- 收到 -Copy that.
嘿，你要去哪儿？ Hey, where are you going?
- 嘿！嘿！ - 他要去哪儿？ - Hey! Hey! - Where's he going?
- 他在干吗？ - 他要去哪儿？ - What is he doing? - Where is he going?
- 我们在上面！ - 我们在上面！ - Up here! - We're up here!
- 嘿！ - 回来！ - Hey! - Come on.
我们在上面！ Up here.
嘿！ Hey!
- 嘿！ - 别扔下我们！ - Hey! - Please don't leave us!
- 看上面！ - 别走！ - Look up! - No!
- 回来！停车！ - 嘿！ - Come back! Stop! - Hey!
停车！停车！ Stop! Stop!
嘿，回来！ Hey, come back!
回来，我们在这儿！ Come back. We're here.
No. No. No. No.
我的脸像被火烧一样 My face is burning.
马上要通电了 Power's coming back on.
- 不，没有 - 必须得通 - No it isn't. - It has to.
有谁知道现在几点了？ Does anybody know what time it is?
坚持住，等我跑回去衣帽柜 Hold on. Let me just run back to the locker.
我查看下我的手机，很快的 I'll check my phone real quick.
Okay, Okay,
再来三份早餐燕麦片 top three breakfast cereals of all time.
去吧 Go.
Okay, 我先去吧 Okay, I'll go first.
额，再来点浆果 Uh, Crunch Berries.
- 住嘴 - 肉桂吐司 - Stop. - Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
请你住嘴 Please stop.
我要跑到外面，骑在树上说 And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say
紫色的马蹄铁是我的幸运符 Lucky Charms pre purple horseshoes.
我想吃紫色的马蹄铁 ls it just me or is it really weird
是不是太诡异了？ eating purple horseshoes?
所有人都回家了 Everybody went home.
他们把我们撂在这里了 They left us up here.
别忘了三份燕麦早餐，去吧 Top three celebrities you'd do. Go.
得有人跳下去 Somebody needs to jump.
如果我们整个星期都待在上面，我们会死的 If we're up here all week we're gonna die.
嘿，嘘. Hey. Shh.
嘿 Hey.
嘘 嘘 Shh shh.
- 没事的 - 我不想死在这上面，Dan. - It's okay. - I don't want to die up here, Dan.
不，不，不，你不会死的 No no no. Hey, you're not gonna die.
我答应你不会让你死的 l promise l won't let you die.
Okay? Okay?
我--- I'm so--
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
是的，我也害怕 Yeah, me too.
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
嘿，伙计们 Hey, guys.
你们收到过最好的圣诞礼物是什么？ What was the best Christmas present you guys ever got?
Shaina，我的小狗 Shaina my puppy.
你呢, Dan? Hey, Dan?
没有? 好吧. No? Okay.
轮到我了 l guess it's my turn.
我的滑雪装备 My skis. You get it?
- Oh shit. - Oh! Shit. - Oh shit. - Oh! Shit.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
看着我，看着我 Look at me. Look at me.
你的脸--- Your face is--
真的很红，我想你是被冻伤了 it's really red. l think you got frostbite.
不，你不会那么快就冻伤的 No, you can't get frostbite that fast.
我们这才到这一会儿 We've only been up here, what?
最多等几个小时而已 l mean, it's only been a few hours tops.
- 你想干吗？ - 我想跳下去 - What are you doing? - I'm jumping.
- 不，不要跳 - 不，我要跳 - No you're not. - Yes I am.
即便受伤，只要我能到下面去 Even if l hurt myself l can get myself down
我就能找人来帮助我们 and l can get us some help.
这太高了，你不能跳，伙计 lt's too far, man. You can't jump.
- 那你有更好的主意吗？ - 比跳下去更好的主意吗？ - Do you have a better idea? - Than jumping?
- 是啊 - 是的，我有个更好的主意 - Yeah. - Yeah, I got a better idea.
我们可以在这里等到早上，会有人来的 We can wait till the morning. l mean, someone's gonna come.
一个清洁工或者别的什么人 A groomer or some shit.
他们在雪场关闭的时候来打扫，啊？ They're gonna groom the mountain when it's closed, huh?
尤其是当这里会关闭五天的时候 When it's not gonna be open for anothe rfive days.
- Dan, 别离开我. - 我能成功的 - Dan, don't leave me. - l can do this.
Joe会在这里陪你的，好吗？ All right, Joe's gonna be herewith you, okay?
好吗？他会照顾你的 All right? He'll take care of you.
不，哥们儿，别这么干，沃克，别去 No, man, don't do this. Walker, don't.
Dan, 别离开我，拜托了 Dan, don't leave me. Please.
看着我，看着我 Look at me. Look at me.
你会没事的宝贝，你会没事的 You're gonna be okay, baby. You're gonna be okay.
- Dan, 别 - 别这么做，伙计 - Dan, no. - Don't do this, man.
记得我跟你说，以前我做过这个吗？ Remember that thing l said about having done this before?
我骗你的，我也怕的要死 l totally lied. I'm scared shitless.
Dan! Danny! Dan! Danny!
Dan, 你怎么样？说呀！ Dan, are you okay? Say something!
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God!
Danny! 说话呀，Danny! Danny! Talk to me, Danny!
哦我的上帝 - Oh my God.
- 哦 我的上帝，我的腿. - Dan! - Oh my God, my legs. - Dan!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
我的腿摔断了！ Oh my God! My legs are broken! Oh my God!
你还能动吗，丹？ Can you move, Dan?
不，我动不了 No, l can't. l can't move.
Okay, 坚持住 坚持住，宝贝 Okay, hold on. Hold on, baby.
- 你在干吗？ - 我要下去帮他 - What are you doing? - I've got to get down to him.
停下来，你也会受伤的，先冷静一下 Stop, you're gonna get hurt. Calm down.
不不不，待在那儿 No no no, stay there.
别离开椅子，待在那儿 Don't get off the chair. Stay on the chair.
- 情况有多糟糕？ - 非常糟 - How bad is it? - It's bad.
非常非常糟糕 lt's really bad.
骨头都刺穿了我的腿，救命啊！ The bone is sticking out of my leg. Help!
救命！ Help!
救命！ Please help!
嘿，Dan, 哥们儿 Hey, Dan, buddy.
Dan, 你究竟能不能动？ Dan, can you move at all?
不，伙计，动不了 No, man, it's bad.
你能不能滑下山去或者怎样？ You can't slide down the hill or anything?
不，我他妈的滑不到山下去！我会流血致死的，伙计！ No, l can't slide down the fucking hill! I'm bleeding to death, man!
Okay okay. Okay okay.
那你能止住血吗？ Can you stop the bleeding?
- 用什么止血？ - 等一下 - With what? - Hold on.
用这个 Here.
Shit! Shit!
Hey, Dan, 坚持住，伙计 Hey, Dan, hold on, man.
坚持住，我把我的扔给你 Hold on. I'm gonna throw mine down to you.
我要扔了，准备好了吗？ Here it comes. Ready?
能够到吗？ Can you get to it?
试着够到它，伙计 Just feel for it, buddy.
我够到了，我够到了 l got it. l got it.
Okay, Dan,你必须用它绑紧你的腿 Okay, Dan, you're gonna have to tie that to your legs.
把它绑在你的腿出血的部位上端 Tie it on to your legs above where it's bleeding.
Okay? 像用止血带那样 Okay? Like a tourniquet thing.
Okay, 坚持住，等一下，接着我的外套 Okay, hold on. Wait. Here, take my coat.
不，穿着外套，别把它脱下来 No, leave your coat on. Don't take your coat off.
没关系的，我可以抱着林奇 lt's okay. l can huddle next to Lynch.
- 拜托了 - 穿着你的大衣！ - Please. - Leave your coat on!
见鬼！ Fuck!
- Hey. Hey, Dan. - What? - Hey. Hey, Dan. - What?
也许我可以顺着缆线爬过去 Maybe l can climb up to the cable
到一个接近地面的缆椅那儿 and get to a chair that's closer to the ground.
你小心一点，这些缆线很尖锐 You've got to be careful, man. Those cables are razor sharp.
你觉得你能从这些椅子上爬过去？ You think you can pull yourself across on these chairs?
现在我连一个引体向上都做不了 l can't even do a pull-up.
你从没做过该死的引体向上 You never even tried to do a fucking pull-up.
你妈妈不得不帮你写封信给 学校，好让你逃避体育课 Your mom had to write you a letter so you could get out of gym class.
- Hey, Joe. - Yeah? - Hey, Joe. - Yeah?
还记得Jenny Bluth吗？啊？ Remember Jenny Bluth? Huh?
记得她吗？连她都可以做一个引体向上 Remember her? She could do a fucking pull-up.
我知道，但是。。。 l know, but...
即便我可以爬到那个椅子上，还得爬多少个椅子？ even if l get to that chair, how many more chairs is it gonna take
才能够得到地面？ before l get to one that's closer to the ground?
那些柱子 The poles.
那些柱子，他们都有梯子可以爬的，是吗？ The poles, they all have ladders on them, okay?
缆车柱子 The lift poles.
你只要爬到其中一个柱子就可以了 You just have to find your way to one of those.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, 从椅子到柱子有多远？ Okay, how far is that chair away from the pole?
- 我不知道 - 让我看看 - I don't know. - Just give me a second.
稍等一下，好吗？ Give me a second, all right?
慢着，万一你也摔下去了怎么办？ Wait, what if you fall too?
帕克，如果我们都待在这儿，我们会冻死的，他也会死的 Parker, if we stay up here we're gonna freeze to death and he's gonna die.
Okay, Dan. 我尽量试着去 Okay, Dan. Dan, I'm gonna try and scale back
爬到下一个椅子那里 to the next chair.
宝贝 Baby.
宝贝，是你吗？ Baby, was that you?
- 什么？ - 嘿，闭嘴, Dan. 闭嘴 - What? - Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up.
哦我的上帝. Oh my God.
天啊，是一头狼 Oh my God. That was a wolf.
Dan, 那只是只小狼崽罢了 Dan, that's not a wolf, man. That's a coyote or something.
我知道狼叫的声音！ l know the sound of a fucking wolf!
- 救命啊！ - 狼也怕人的 - Help! - They're scared of people.
- 救我！ - 得了吧，轻松点 - Help me! -Come on, relax.
你上次听说在新英格兰遭受到狼攻击，是什么时候的事了 When was the last time you heard of a wolf attack in New England?
- 没听说过。 - 他们只是小猫咪罢了 Never. They're pussies, man.
这儿的狼群个子都不大 The wolves around here, they're not even that big.
嘿嘿，听着，情况可能更糟，是吗？ Hey. Hey, listen. It could be worse, right?
还有什么比现在更糟？ How could it be worse?
也许还有怪兽呢？ It could be the sarlacc pit.
嘿，帕克现在开窍了，哥们儿 Hey, Parker came through with the tension breaker, bud.
你的妞没事，放心吧 Your girl's all right, Walker.
- 嘿，她没事 - 你只管爬吧 - Hey, she's all right. - Just climb.
请你，请你赶紧爬 Please, please just climb.
好的，坚持住，我来了 Okay, hold on. Hold on, I'm coming.
坚持住 Hold on.
你会没事的，丹 It'll be okay, Dan.
真好笑，我从来不畏高，不过现在怕了 You know it's funny, l was never afraid of heights until right now.
- 我该怎么帮你 - 我不知道 - Okay, what can I do to help? - I don't know.
帮我扶着腿 Just hold on to my legs.
尽管可能这样也不能阻止我掉下去 l mean, you can't stop me from falling but it's--
但是至少心理上会好点。。 it's like psychological or something.
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
哦，见鬼，好高啊，这真是他妈的太高了 Oh shit, it's high. lt's really fucking high.
- 我怎么帮你 - 不用帮，别说话就行了 -What can l do to help? - Nothing. Just stop talking, okay?
- Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
Come on.
请你快点！ Please hurry!
Dan,安静些，好吗？ Dan,just be quiet, okay?
- Oh God. -Oh God.
他妈的都是冰 Shit, it's all ice.
Hey, Dan.伙计，都是冰 Hey, Dan. Dan, buddy, it's all ice.
不过我想如果我们把冰都敲下来，我能爬到上面去 But l think if we knock it off l can get to the top.
坚持住 Hold on.
Shit. Shit.
哦糟了 Oh shit.
我该怎么办才好？ What am l supposed to do?
你们俩！ You guys!
我该怎么办？ What the fuck am l supposed to do?
离他远点！ Get the hell away from him!
嘿，嘿，你还好吗？ Hey. Hey, are you all right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, 我还活着 Yeah, I'm alive.
你看，我跟你说什么来着，伙计 See, l told you, man.
他们怕你胜过你怕他们 They're more afraid of you than you are of them. Huh?
我不清楚，伙计，我吓坏了 l don't know, man. I'm pretty afraid.
我明白，伙计，我明白 l know, man. l know.
我的腿没有知觉了 l can't feel my legs anymore.
这不是好事情，是吗？ That's not good, right?
我觉得没那么痛了 l mean, they don't hurt as bad,
但是这不是好现象 but that's not good.
不不，没事的，你会好的 No no, it's fine. You're gonna be all right.
好吧，他的情况越来越糟糕了 Okay, it's probably really really bad.
我们得过去。。。 We're got to move and get--
嘿嘿嘿，你这里怎么了 Hey hey hey. Go like this.
Ow. Ow, 像被灼伤了一样 Ow. Ow, it's like a sunburn.
- 看上去是冻伤 - 什么？ - No no, I think it's frostbite. - What?
我脸上有哪儿颜色不对吗？ ls my face changing color anywhere?
我不知道，我什么都看不见 l don't know. l can't see anything.
别--别去碰它，别动 Don't--don't touch it. Stop.
- 别动 - 但是它很痛唉 - Stop. - But it itches now.
我知道，但是如果你去摩擦你的脸，皮就会掉下来 l know, but if you rub your face it's gonna come off.
你能不能快点？ Will you just hurry up up there?!
Okay,我来了，坚持住 Okay, I'm trying. Hold on.
见鬼 Shit.
小心点 Be careful.
好了，别说话 Okay, just don't talk.
我能行的 l can do this.
哦，我抓住你了 Oh, l got you.
真见鬼，太滑了 Shit, it's slippery.
别往下看 Parker: Don't look down.
我的靴子太沉了 My boots are so heavy.
缆线刺穿了我的手套 The cable is cutting through my gloves.
你够到了吗 Do you got it?
哦，我的手 Oh, my hands.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God.
什么？怎么回事？ What? What's wrong?
哦，我的上帝 Okay. Oh my God. Okay.
怎么了？怎么回事？ What is it? What?
我抓牢你了，我抓牢你了，没事了 l got you. l got you, you're okay.
抓牢了 l got you.
你没事了 You're okay.
出什么事了？ What's wrong?
- 出什么事了？ - 别往下看 - What's wrong? - Don't look down.
- 什么？ - 别看，别看 - What? - Don't look. Don't look.
- 林奇 - 我在，伙计 - Lynch. - Yeah, man?
- 别让她看 - Don't you let her look.
- 别他妈的让她看到 - Dan! - Don't you fucking let her look. - Dan!
- 嘘. - Dan! - Shh. - Dan!
- 不，我不会的，伙计 - No, l won't, man. -( growling )
- 不要。。 - Don't.
别让她看！ Don't you let her look!
- Dan! - Dan!
我要看看他，我要看看他！ Let me look. l need to look.
我要看看他！ l need to look!
不！ No!
( crunching )
No! Dan! No! Dan!
让我看看！ Let me look!
- 不！ - 哦 我的天啊！ - No! - Oh my God. Oh my God.
哦我的上帝啊！ Oh my God.
哦上帝，听丹的话 Oh God. Think about Dan.
-Shh shh.
不要听，不要听 Don't listen to it. Just don't listen to it.
不要听 Don't listen to it.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Okay.
Dan! Dan!
No, Dan. No, Dan.
No! No!
钢缆刺破了我的手套 Cables cut through my gloves.
我的手废了 My hands are wasted.
你为什么要让他跳啊？ Why'd you let him jump?
你不是说真的吧？ You can't be serious.
太高了 lt was too far.
不，是他自己说能行的 No, he said he could do it.
你没有试着去阻止他 You didn't try to stop him.
简直无法相信，你在责怪我？ l can't believe this. Are you trying to blame me?
No. No.
不，我不是在责怪你 No, I'm not blaming you.
你可是他的女朋友啊 l mean, you're his girlfriend.
我可没看见你要挡在他身前 l didn't see you trying to throw yourself in front of him.
他不会听我的 He wasn't going to listen to me.
难道他会听我的？ But he would have listened to me?
不，我说了，这是个坏主意！ No, l said it was a bad idea.
我说了这里太高了，不能跳 l said it was too far a drop.
你除了哭，可没出别的什么好主意 l didn't hear any ideas from you except for crying about it.
别想来责怪我 Don't you fucking blame me.
你作他女朋友多久了？一年？ You've been his girlfriend for what, a year?
也许是一年？ Maybe?
我认识他快一辈子了！ I've known him my entire fucking life.
你应该。。 You should've--
- 你应该。。。 - 什么？ -you should've-- -What?
说啊！ Say it!
应该是我跳下去是吧？ It should've been me.
- 不是的 - 你就是想这么说的 - No. - That's what you want to say.
不，我不是想这么说的 No, that's-- that's not what l said.
没事，我懂了，我懂了 lt's okay. l get it. l get it.
应该是我跳下去，是吧？ lt should have been me down there, right?
就因为没有人会他妈的在乎我，是吧？ 'Cause who gives a fuck about me?
不是的 No.
知道吗？ You know what?
如果我们不是来这里 If we hadn't spent the entire day on the fucking bunny hill
看你一直摔个四脚朝天的 watching you fall on your ass
我们可以只是跑跑步，然后可以回家 we would have done some runs and we could have gone home.
对不起 I'm sorry.
或者，你没有来搀和我们的事情 Or maybe if you hadn't fucked with our thing.
也许你只是待在家里 Maybe if you had just stayed home
而不是像这样强迫你自己 and not tried to force yourself
进入到他的生活中来 into every little aspect of his life
我最好的朋友现在就不会死！ my best friend wouldn't be dead right now.
这。。。 That's...
这么说不公平！ not fair.
这不公平！ That's not fair.
不公平的是我最好的朋友死了！ lt's not fair that my best friend is dead.
他不会再回来了，他死了！ He's not coming back. He's gone.
- 对不起！ - 去你妈的！ - I'm sorry. - Fuck you!
对不起！ I'm sorry.
对不起，林奇 I'm so sorry, Lynch.
请原谅我 Please.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起，我不是这个意思 I'm sorry. l didn't mean it.
对不起，我不是这个意思 I'm sorry. l didn't mean it, okay?
我不是这个意思 l didn't mean it.
830. 830.
哦，见鬼 Oh shit.
那妞的手机号码是多少来着？ What were my numbers?
- 786... - 7860. -786... -7860.
830- 7860. 830-7860.
是的 Yeah.
等我回去了，我就打电话给那姑娘 I'm so gonna call that girl when l get back.
你猜怎么着？ You know what?
我会要她嫁给我，不开玩笑 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. No messing around.
我打过去给她，说：“嘿，shannon” I'm just gonna call her and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, Shannon.
我是joe，在缆椅上打电话给你，你愿意嫁给我吗？ lt's Joe from the chairlift. Will you marry me?"
我们会有间房子，两个孩子 We'll get a house, have two kids
还有一条狗叫Steve. and a dog named Steve.
- 谁付买房子的钱？ - 她付 -Who's gonna pay for the house? -She will.
她有份好工作 She's got a great job.
她是做什么的？ What does she do?
牙医 Orthodontist.
牙医能挣很多钱 Orthodontists make a lot of money.
是啊 Yeah.
我想你们俩在一起一定很快乐 Well, I'm sure the two of you will be really happy.
830- 7860. 830-7860.
谁给你们的狗取名叫Steve? Who names their dog Steve?
我取的 l will.
Steve是个人名 Steve's a people name.
像谁的名字? Says who?
一般人都不会去别人的家里 You don't, like, goto someone's house
然后对他们说，“来见见我的狗狗，Steve” and have them say, "Here, meet my dog Steve."
为什么不？我觉得狗叫Steve是个好名字 Why not? l think Steve's a good name for a dog.
来见见我的猫咪Chris. Here, meet my cat Chris.
不养猫 No cat.
只养一只狗-Steve. Just a dog-- Steve.
Shaina现在一定饿坏了 Shaina must be so hungry.
我们会吃什么样的披萨？ What kind of pizza should we get?
可怜的孩子 The poor thing.
她还只是条幼犬 She's just a puppy.
她一定不会明白我死了 She's not gonna understand that l died.
她会认为我走了 She's gonna think that l left,
我忘记她了 that l forgot about her.
她可能会在那儿等 She's probably waiting
这会正坐在门前等我呢 by the front door right now.
只要在走廊里 At every little noise that she hears
有任何动静 in the hallway,
她就会抬起她的小脑袋 she's probably cocking her little head
向远处望去 to the side
看看我是不是回家了 wondering when I'm gonna come in.
但我回不了家了 But l won't.
我回不去了 l won't come in.
她会--活活饿死的 And she's gonna-- she's gonna starve to death.
会饿死的 She's gonna starve to death
就为了等我回家 waiting for me to come in.
都是我的错 lt's all my fault.
她不会饿死的 She's not gonna starve to death.
你也不会死的，帕克 You're not gonna die, Parker.
只有我才有家里的钥匙 I'm the only one with a key to my apartment, though.
是啊，我知道，但是邻居会破门而入的 Yeah, l know, but the neighbors will kick the door down
如果她不停叫唤的话 if she doesn't stop barking.
有人会去处理的 Someone will figure it out.
她会没事的 She'll be just fine.
你也会没事的 So will you.
我们都会没事的 So will we.
我想见我妈妈 I just want to see my mom.
我爸爸 And my dad.
- Ah! -Ah!
我想我刚才做梦了 l thought l was dreaming.
我想我刚才梦见这个了 l thought l was dreaming this.
- 你没事吧？ - 我没事. -You okay? - I'm fine.
你的冻伤越来越严重了 Your frostbite is getting worse.
- 真的？有多严重？ - 别碰它，糟透了 - Really? How bad-- - Don't touch it. lt's bad.
它不再那么痛了 It doesn't itch as much anymore.
好的，但是别碰你的脸 Okay, don't touch your face though.
等我们出去了，给你找个好大夫 When we get out of here I'm gonna get you to a doctor.
- 他们会帮你治好的 - 你的。。 -They'll fix it right away. -You have--
你的脸上也有红斑了 You have red marks on your face too.
他们也会治好我的 They'll fix me up too.
别碰它，别碰，情况很糟 Don't. Don't. Don't touch it. lt's bad.
到早上了 Lynch: Well, it's the morning.
也许现在有人会上山 Maybe someone will come up now.
上山来干吗？ Parker: For what?
山林维护啊什么的，我不知道 Lynch: Mountain maintenance. l don't know.
而且，如果我们没有去上课的话，人们会开始寻找我们的 Besides, if we don't show up for class people will start looking for us.
没有人知道我们在这儿 No one knows we're here.
我没告诉任何人我来这里 l didn't tell anyone l was coming.
救命啊！ Help!
救命！ We need help!
如果我能到达那根杆子，我就可以顺着梯子爬下去 If I can get to that pole l can climb down the ladder.
你手都这样了怎么爬？ How are you gonna climb with your hands like that?
我们不能再等上一晚 We won't make it another night.
你确定不想。。 Are you sure you don't want to...
先等几个小时看看？ wait a few hours?
也许你说的对 l mean, maybe you're right.
说不定今天会有人上山来 Maybe someone's coming in today.
太阳晒着暖和极了 The sun feels good.
我们先是受冻，现在又要被暴晒 First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned.
许愿的时候注意着点，好吗？ Be careful what you wish for, right?
你怎么会从来没谈过女朋友？ How come you never have a girlfriend?
这让我怎么回答呢？ How am l supposed to answer that?
我觉得你人不错 l just mean you're a decent guy.
姑娘们又都喜欢你 And chicks dig you.
但是你从来没有跟人交往过 But you never have a relationship.
我曾经谈过一次恋爱 l had a serious girlfriend once.
- 高中时候不算 - 不是高中 - High school doesn't count. - No.
是高中之后，大学一年级的时候 No, post high school. Freshman year.
跟谁交往的？ Who?
她叫Annie. This girl Annie.
我们是在新生联谊会上认识的 We met at freshman orientation.
那年暑假我们通过电邮往来 We emailed each other during the summer.
等到了返校的时候，我们就像在约会的情侣一样 When we got back to school it was like we were dating.
Oh. Oh.
我对她很痴迷 l just really felt it with her, you know?
我们彼此相爱，很棒吧 We were into the same stuff, which was cool.
她也很喜欢Aerosmith. She was way into Aerosmith.
我看过他们五次演出，她看过八次 I'd seen 'em five times. She'd seem 'em eight.
后来呢？ What happened?
她，额。。 She, uh...
跟我一样，最喜欢的电影是E.T. had the same favorite movie as me-- ET.
我们俩就像你看到过的那种灵魂伴侣 It was like soulmates, that shit you read about.
后来怎么了？ So what happened?
还不是老一套 Same old shit.
No. No.
知道后来发生什么了吗？她。。。 You know what happened? She--
她喜欢上了另外一个家伙 she liked another guy.
大学联谊会的一个叫DEAN的傻逼 This fraternity douchebag named Dean.
她为了一个兄弟会的家伙甩了你？ She dumped you for a frat guy?
不 No.
不，是我甩了她 No, l dumped her.
那天我们在自助餐厅 We were in the cafeteria, right?
吃着午餐，面对面坐着 You know, we were having lunch, facing each other.
我看着墙，她看着我身后的人 l was facing the wall and she was facing everybody behind me.
我注视着她，就像。。 And l kept seeing her, like,
就像看着某人，看着她在大笑 you know, looking at somebody. You know, like kind of laughing.
于是我就。。 And l was just like, you know,
问她，“有什么可笑的” "What's so funny?" You know?
“到底怎么回事？” And, you know, like, "Whatthe hell is going on?"
然后她说。。。 And she said--
“DEAN在取笑你” she said, "Dean's making fun of you."
于是我转过身来，准备走过去揍那该死的家伙 So l turn around and I'm ready to just beat the shit out of this guy.
但是我看见周围坐着等看热闹的人 But all l can see are these random fucking people.
个个都等着看笑话 All these faces.
那家伙盯着我女朋友看，他也能看见我的背影 This guy was making eyes at my girl and could see me
但是我看不见他 but l couldn't see him.
真惨 That's messed up.
我从来没感到过这么蠢 l never felt so stupid.
我就站起身走了出去 I just walked out.
你只是走了出去？ You just walked out?
我跟她说，尽管和那小子傻笑去吧 Yeah, l told her to laugh it up with Dean the frat guy.
我退出了 l was out.
真糟糕 That sucks.
也许我不该这么快就走出去 Maybe l shouldn't have been so quick to walk away.
也许我该表现得强硬些 You know, maybe l should have had a thicker skin
而不是这样一个敏感的人 and not been such a sensitive bitch.
有时候我觉得自己不够稳重 Sometimes l feel like l was just insecure.
也许是我自己搞砸了 Maybe l screwed up.
你应该跟她说说 You should tell her that.
等你回到家里，你应该打电话给她 When you get home you should call her.
我不打 l can't.
她现在和DEAN交往 She's dating Dean.
我应该做点什么的 l should have done something.
你没什么可做的 There was nothing you could have done.
我只是这么坐着，看着他死去 I just sat here and l let him die.
不，你没有，我们没有让他去死， okay? No, you didn't. We didn't let him die, okay?
我们没什么可以做的 There was nothing we could have done.
他跳下去是为了救我们大家 He jumped down there to save us, okay?
他是我的真命天子 He was the one.
他是那个我要嫁的人 He was the boy l was gonna marry.
Hey. Hey.
小学一年级的时候 First grade
我们离开母亲身边 and we get left there by our moms
终于等到这一天了 for the day.
真正的校园生活开始了 lt's like the first real day of school,
终于要离开大人们身边了 you know, without your folks around.
丹那时候是个胖嘟嘟的家伙 And Dan was this chubby little kid.
哦，不 No, fuck it.
- 他有个大屁股 - He was a fat ass.
送到学校之后，我们的母亲该回去了 And so our moms all leave
但是丹不肯放他妈妈的手 but Dan wouldn't let go of his mom's hand.
甚至等他妈妈走远了，他还站在班级门口 And even after she left he just stood at the front of the class
像个小猫哭个不停 crying like a total pussy.
- 丹就是这个样子的人 - 是啊，你绝对不会想到 -That sounds like Dan. -Yeah, you have no idea.
然后老师。。。 Anyway, so the teacher...
哦，老师叫什么来着？ oh, what's her name?
Schifrin太太 Mrs. Schifrin.
Schifrin太太想尽各种办法要让这个胖小子不再哭 So Mrs. Schifrin is trying everything to get the fat kid to stop crying.
她说道： And she says,
“也许，班级里有人。。。” "You know, maybe there's somebody--
“。。。你是认识的” somebody else you know in the class.
“也许你想跟你的朋友坐在一起” Maybe you have a friend you want to sit with."
然后这小子指着我说“我要跟他坐一起” And this little fucker points right at me and says, "Him."
我以前从来没有见过这家伙 Now I've never seen this kid in my life.
但是，一定是有什么原因他才指向我的 But for some reason he pointed at me.
- 所以你不得不跟他坐一起？ - 是啊，坐了整整一个星期 -So you had to sit with him? -Yeah, for a whole week.
开学的第一个星期，我不得不跟 这个大屁股的家伙挤在一起 Whole first week of school l had to share my little cubby with his fat ass.
哦，天啊 Oh, gosh.
他是个傻帽，我一直提醒他这点 He was a douchebag. l never let him forget it.
丹的死是为了让我们不放弃，不让我们死 Dan didn't die up here just for you and l to give up and die too.
帮我一下 Help me up.
你行吗？ Are you okay?
哦，上帝！ Oh God!
哦，见鬼！ Oh shit.
- 见鬼，抓住！ - 哦，上帝 -Shit,just hold on. -Oh my God.
- 椅子要掉下去了 - 不，不会的，不会掉的 -The chair is gonna fall. - No it's not. No it's not.
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
我的手 My hands.
哦上帝，我的手 Oh God, my hands.
Joe! Joe!
我操, Jenny Bluth. Fuck you, Jenny Bluth.
我操 Oh fuck.
哦见鬼，见鬼！ Oh shit. Shit.
- Hey, Parker. - 什么? - Hey, Parker. -What?
我要你把我的滑雪杆扔过来，能扔多远扔多远 l need you to throw my extra pole as far as you can this way.
什么？ What?
把我的滑雪杆扔过来 l said l want you to throw my ski pole
尽量往山下扔 as fard own the hill as you can.
等我下去的时候要有个东西防身 I'm gonna need some defense when l get on the ground.
Okay. Okay.
哦我的上帝 Oh my God.
- 见鬼 - 抱歉 -Shit. - I'm sorry.
- lt's okay. - lt's okay.
Shit. Oh shit. Shit. Oh shit.
Okay. Okay.
你能行的 You can do it.
你能行的，必须的 You can do it. Please do it.
不要断，不要断 Please don't break. Please don't break.
操 Shit. Shit.
我只想离开这里，拜托让我离开这鬼地方 I just want to go. Please let me go.
你成功了，你成功了！ You did it! You did it!
- 哦见鬼！ - Joe! -Oh shit. -Joe!
林奇！ Lynch!
- 林奇! - 我没事 - Lynch! - I'm okay.
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
退后！ Stay the fuck back!
尽量待在那儿别动 Try and stay still.
我尽快回来 I'll be back as fast as l can.
请快点，拜托了 Please please hurry. Please.
- Joe, 小心！ -Joe, lookout!
Joe! Joe!
Aw, Joe... Aw, Joe...
Ow! Ow!
Hello! Hello!
救命！ Help, please!
等一下！ Wait!
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, you okay?
Hello? Hello?
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey, you all right?
坚持住，坚持住 Hold on. Hold on.
坚持住 Hold on.
我来帮你 I'm gonna get you help.
不，附近没有别的车了 No, there were no other cars.
我发现她躺在Holliston山外的公路上 l found her laying in the road right outside of Mt. Holliston.
我现在把她带到你那里 I'm taking her to you now.
再坚持会 Hold on.
还有十分钟就到医院了 The hospital is only 10 minutes away.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
丹：你会没事的，宝贝 You're gonna be okay, baby.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
冰天冻地