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不接 No.
我说了不接 No means no.
遭上号(用法语) Bojour.
卡尔，我知道是你 Carl, I kow it's you.
哦，嘿，伙计 Oh. Hey, man.
巧了去了 我正想给你打电话呢 I was just about to call you. That's so weird.
刚按了号码，准备打过去 Had your number dialed, was about to press ""send.""
你把来电号码屏蔽了？ Did you block your number?
是啊,不屏蔽的话你从来不接我的电话 Yeah, I did. You never answer when I don 't.
好吧，你现在在干什么？ So, what are you doing?
在房子里转悠呢 Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.
- 你收到我的短信没有？ - 什么？短信？什么短信？ - You did get my text, right? -What? T ext? What?
我们今天晚上出去喝酒 We're all going out tonight.
伙计，这主意听起来棒极了 我要能去就好了 Man, that sounds great. I wish I could join you.
不过我现在有点忙 I'm just so jammed up.
我一个人要搞定一堆事情 你明白我的意思吧 I'm totally off the grid, you know?
不明白,我不明白 No, I don 't at all.
我手上一堆事情 今天有件事我得做掉 I got a bunch of stuff going on. There's this thing I gotta do.
如果能换一天晚上就更好了 真他妈的可惜 Any other night would've been great. Darn it to heck.
事？什么事？ Thing? What thing?
就是事，你明白的，一件事， Thing, you know, just a thing.
如果这事情就在我手边的话 我大概就能告诉你是什么了… If I had my thing in front of me, I could tell you what it is...
-反正我很确定我现在有事要做 -什么事 -...but I know there's a thing. -A thing.
我觉得你那所谓的日历上肯定什么事情都没写 I don 't think there's anything written down in your fake calendar.
当然有，上面写了某一件事情 No, it says specific things.
某一件事情？比如说‘在录像店里排队’？ Specific things. Like "get in line at the video store "?
啊？你说什么？ What? What are you talking about?
我没在录像店里 我在家里 I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment.
我看见你了，卡尔 我就在录像店外面 I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store.
- 那不是我 - 不是吗？ -That's not me. -It's not?
哦，我明白怎么回事了 有个跟我长得很像的人… Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who Iooks just Iike me...
在我常去的那家录像店里 ...who goes to a Iot of the same stores I do.
你看到的大概就是那个人 That's probably who you're seeing.
喔，那就厉害了… Wow, that's amazing...
因为那个人的口型跟你说的话一模一样 ...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying.
卡尔, 我知道你没有出声 Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
卡尔,出来，我知道你没有出声 Carl, get outside. I know you're not talking.
- 啊？好吧 - 卡尔 -What? AII right. -Carl.
- 看看谁来了 - 嘿，你们好 PETE: Look who's here. CARL: Hey. You.
嗨 LUCY: Hi.
- 我真不敢相信 - 鲁尼 ROONEY: I don't believe it. CARL: Rooney.
卡尔·艾伦，我的老朋友 从来没想到我还能再看到你 Carl AIIen. Never thought I'd see the day, my man.
- 嘿 - 我以为你修身养性去了呢,牛仔 CARL: Hey. -Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
没有，只是有不少事情要做 No, I just got a Iot of stuff going on...
有些事情一定得我去做, 还有些没解决的问题 弄得我非常忙 ...some things I gotta do, issues pending, keep me pretty busy.
哦,我听明白了,大赢家 Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.
你能来我们真的很兴奋，卡尔... So we are really excited for you to be here, Carl...
因为今天我们要宣布一件大事 ...because we have an announcement to make.
亲爱的，给他看 Honey, show him.
就是这个，你们看 There it is. Deal with it.
我们订婚了 LUCY: We're engaged.
- 哦，我的上帝啊，不是吧 - 怎样？ -Oh, my God. Come on. PETE: Right?
- 重要的一步 - 是啊，重大进展，最重要的一步 CARL: Big step, huh? -Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
老兄，你进度真快，不要太着急了哦 Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
有多久了，6个月？ What has it been, six months?
- 不 - 2年了 -No. -Two years.
哦，对哦，那就还好 Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.
好了,我们准备21号举行订婚派对,酒水畅饮 So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar.
你这坏家伙知道怎么找到我 Oh, you bastard. AIways knows how to get me.
- 好的 - 卡尔，那天你能来吗？ Nice. Carl, does that work for you?
- 嗯，我们到时候再说？ - 再说什么？ -Yeah, we'II figure it out. -What's there to figure out?
哦，上帝啊，看看谁在这儿 Oh, God, Iook who's here.
卡尔，我可不上你的当 为什么要再说？ PETE: I'm not falling for that, Carl. What's to figure out?
- 酒水畅饮,有什么问题吗? - 我是说真的，史蒂芬妮也在酒吧里 -Open bar. What's the problem? -I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar.
- 那个史蒂芬妮？ - 是啊，我的前妻，她也在这里 -The Stephanie? -Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.
天哪，真的是史蒂芬妮. PETE: Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
- 看起来有人陪着她 - 两个人处得很火热嘛,很适合她 -Looks Iike she's with someone there too. -They seem to be thriving. Good for her.
他们在互摸私处呢,多厉害啊 They're touching each other's genitals. Isn't that amazing?
很高兴我出来走了一趟，让我很高兴！ 好了，你看，我得走了 I'm so glad I came out. Love it. Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
- 不，不，卡尔，你得留下 - 为什么？ -No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay. -What?
这些年你老是这样，每次她一出现你就走 It's been years. You Ieave every time she comes.
一点关系都没有，跟史蒂芬妮没关系 Totally unrelated. It has nothing to do with Stephanie.
卡尔，彼得 Carl. Peter.
- 鲁尼 - 大家，这是史蒂芬妮 -Rooney. -Stephanie, guys.
嘿 PETER: Hey.
- 我男朋友，泰德 - 嘿 -My boyfriend, Ted. -Hey.
- 我们是不是… - 没有，我觉得没有 -I don't believe we.... -No, I don't believe we have.
- 你要走？ - 对，很遗憾 -You're Ieaving? -Yeah, unfortunately.
真不凑巧，你刚来这儿，我就… Terrible timing too, because you just got here.
可你才刚到啊，卡尔 You just got here, too, Carl.
对的，但是他还有事 Yeah, but he's got a thing.
没错，是有件事，有件事，而且时间很紧 Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time.
是个关键时刻,时间对我很重要 There's a time crunch, and time is of the essence.
不多说了，我就先撤了 Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.
哦，这词大概用得不怎么好 Wow. That didn't sound Quite right. Oh, well.
喔！ Whoa!
各位再见 See you, guys.
- 哦,嗨，提莉 - 早上好，卡尔 -Oh! Hi, Tillie. -Morning, Carl.
你愿意过来吃点早餐吗？ Would you Iike to come over for a Iittle breakfast?
听起来不错，但是我去不了 Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.
- 弄点麦片，再来点酸奶 - 不错，不过不用了 -Some cereal, a Iittle yogurt? -Yeah, no.
那吐司呢？ How about some toast, huh?
我得去上班了，不好意思 You know, I have to go to work, but thanks.
今晚演出，来看看吧 MAN: Good show tonight. Come check us out.
不看是你的损失 嘿，老兄，今天晚上要摇滚一下吗？ Your Ioss. Hey, man, wanna rock out tonight?
- 哦，是你，让我猜猜你会说，不 - 是 -Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no? -Yep.
- 是？你要？ - 不，我是说你说的对 -Yes? -No, I meant yes to your no.
好吧，再见 Yeah, bye.
Persianwifefinder.com 不用，谢谢 CARL: Persianwifefinder.com. No, thank you.
化妆派对，嗯，不去 Costume party. Yeah, no.
哦，好家伙 Oh, boy.
又来了 Here we go.
- 卡尔·艾伦准备报道 - 我不是个士兵，诺曼 -Carl AIIen has reported for duty. -I'm not a soldier, Norman.
你是个站在财政前线上的士兵 You're a soldier on the front Iine of finance.
诺曼，一号线 Norman. Line one.
你要回去接吗？ 你的办公室，个人隐私 Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office?
- 我在这里接就好了 - 好吧 -I'II just get it here. -Yeah, or that.
我是诺曼 You're with Norman.
嗯哼,你确定,因为… 好吧,按你说的就是了 Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because-- Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.
好 Okay.
还记得我们上次说的升职吗？ Remember that promotion we were talking about?
- 嗯 - 没戏了 -Yeah. -It's not gonna happen.
我想在电话里帮你争取一下的 Tried to fight for you on the phone there.
你和德谟克两个人竞争 他们选择德谟克 It was between you and Demko, and they went with Demko.
我无所谓，我也不是那么想要那个职位 I don't care. I didn't really want the job badly.
我只是觉得干了5年以后 要求升职是个很合理的选择，不过随便了 I just figured after five years, I'd be the Iogical choice, but whatever.
我们换个角度来说，至少你没被丢进回收桶里 Look at it this way: at Ieast you didn't get shit-canned.
- 你知道那是什么意思么？ - 被炒？ -Do you know what that means? -Fired?
你怎么知道的？你之前听我说过这话？ How did you know what that meant? Have you heard me say that before?
不，这个词很多人都用 No, it's a pretty common expression.
- 在我的圈子里，这词算是我发明的 - 好吧，这说法很有意思 -In my circles. I made it up. -Well, it's catching on.
这样想你会好受些 我会在我家里开个小型的聚会 This'II cheer you up. I'm having a Iittle get-together at my place.
- 是个假发和帽子派对 - 哦，老兄 -It's a funny hat and-or wig party. -Oh, man.
太可惜了，那天我不在城里 Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.
- 你都不知道哪天开派对 - 是哪天呢？ -You don't know what day it is. -When is it?
- 星期五 - 我不在城里 -Friday. -I'm out of town.
我还没有说完，你就回我了 You spoke at the same time I did just then.
就好像你都已经想好要说什么了 Like you were committed to saying what you were saying...
- 不管我说什么都是一样的 - 呒 -...regardless of what I was gonna say. -Hm.
我承认业务开展得不是很好 I admit, business has been slow.
和大5运动专卖、运动小屋比起来[美国的运动装备零售商] There's a Iot Iess demand for a small Rollerblade shop...
轮滑店的需求要小太多了 ...what with Big 5 and Sport Chalet...
但是我的设计能够让整个轮滑产业发生革命性的变化 ...but my designs are gonna revolutionize the roller industry.
马尔夫，我明白 但是你没有股份 I know that, Marv, but you have no eQuity.
- 没有 - 而且你的信用~ -None. -And your credit--
很差，我也不想弄得这么气急败坏的 Bad, but I don't wanna sound desperate.
- 没错 - 我没有其它办法了 -Yeah. -I have no other options Ieft.
卡尔，嘿，好久没见你了 Carl. Hey. Long time no see.
尼克·雷恩？嘿！ Nick Lane? Hey.
- 你该不会还在银行里干吧？ - 是啊 -You don't still work at the bank, do you? -Yeah.
所以我才坐在门外面吃我的午饭，还别着这个牌子 Kind of why I'm sitting outside here, eating my Iunch, wearing the nametag.
你现在应该是这里的头了吧 You must be running this place by now.
大概，可能有过好几次机会 但是我不想把自己卖了 I could have. Had a couple offers. Didn't wanna get tied down.
- 史蒂芬妮怎么样了？ - 不错 -How's Stephanie? -Good.
上帝啊 God.
她很好，你过地怎么样？ She's good. What have you been doing?
老兄，我算是好好活过了 在世界各地乱跑 I've been all over the map, man. I've Iived.
我去爬了齐力马扎罗峰 在老挝吃过蝙蝠 I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. I ate bat in Laos.
我拿巴祖卡干掉了一头牛 [备注：巴祖卡是火箭筒] I shot a cow with a bazooka.
虽然最后这条没什么好骄傲的 但我的确尝试过了 I'm not proud of that Iast one, but I did it, man.
- 听起来很爽 - 想知道我怎么做到的么？ -Sounds wild. -Wanna know my secret?
我当了一个好~好~先生 I'm a yes man.
就是一个好字，改变了我的人生 给你 The word ""yes"" has changed my Iife. Here.
不用了，谢谢，我蛮好的 No, thanks. I'm fine.
蛮好的？蛮好只配拿来擦屁股 ""Fine? "" I wipe my ass with ""fine.""
喔，好吧好吧 Wow. Okay.
- 你其实不想在这儿做了，卡尔. - 没有的事 -You don't wanna work here, Carl. -Yeah, I do.
你肯定不想做了 No, you don't.
你敢不敢拿这块石头… Why don't you take this rock...
朝银行里扔，砸他家玻璃 ...throw it at that bank and shatter the window?
- 不用了，谢谢 - 那你来问我敢不敢 -No, thanks. -Then ask me if I want to.
- 你要拿这块石头丢银行吗？ - 好 -Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank? -Yes.
哦，我的上帝啊 Oh, my God.
- 你干什么？白痴？ - 卡尔，去听讲座 -What are you, nuts? -Go to the seminar, Carl.
呆在那里 SECURITY 1 : Stay right there.
- 他要逃了 - 站住 SECURITY 2: He's gonna break. -Stop.
卡尔，享受你的生活，你不会后悔的 Carl, Iive your Iife! You won't regret it.
- 喔！ - 嘿，站住，站住！ NICK: Whoo! SECURITY 1 : Hey, stop. Stop!
- 我知道你想看我乐队的演出 - 不 -I know you wanna see my band. -No.
对不起 Sorry.
- 你好 - 史蒂芬妮？ STEPHANIE: Hello? -Stephanie?
- 卡尔 - 嗯，是我 -Carl. - Yeah, it's me.
我就是突然想给你打个电话 大概是想你了，有点奇怪，对吧？ Just felt Iike calling you. I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh?
是啊，卡尔，我得走了 Yes, Carl. I have to go.
- 泰德和我要去坐游船 - 哦，那很棒 -Ted and I are taking a Iittle boat ride. -Oh, that's great.
你玩的开心点，开心点 Good for you. Good for you.
上帝啊，彼得，我人不在，我很忙 Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
哦，快点，你已经割了一半了 干脆直接掰下来吧 Oh, come on. You're halfway through, just snap it off already.
- 彼得，嘿，你去哪儿了？ - 你没听到我的电话吗？ -Pete? Hey. Where you been? -You not been getting my calls?
什么？上帝啊，没有 哦，我肯定是把电话弄丢了 What? God, no. Oh, I totally Iost my phone.
你就他妈的扯淡 You're so full of shit.
- 在这里 - 是啊，就在袋子里 -Here it is. -Yeah. There it is.
朋友，你知道吗 你没来我今晚的订婚派对 You know what, buddy? You missed my engagement party tonight.
哦，不是吧。哦，靠，你没开玩笑吧 是今天晚上？ Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding. That was tonight?
- 嗯-哼 - 对不起，伙计，我完全忘记了 -Mm-hm. -I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.
听着，我会想办法补偿你的，我发誓，我保证 Listen, I'II make it up to you. I promise. I swear.
你来挑一天，随便哪天都可以 我们出去，好好闹闹 You pick the day. Any day you want, we'II go out, swashbuckle.
- 这样又算什么？ - 我不知道 -What does that even mean? -I don't know.
这根本不是去不去酒吧喝酒的事，卡尔 是我的订婚派对 This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl. This was my engagement party.
- 结婚只有一次 - 我肯定不会去搞第二次 -You only get married once. -I certainly wouldn't do it again.
卡尔，我知道，我知道史蒂芬妮离开了你 I know, Carl. I know that Stephanie Ieft you.
我也知道你对此耿耿于怀 但这次不是你的事，是我要结婚 And I know that you have issues because of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me.
你还记得上次出去找乐子是什么时候么？ 你总是找借口 When's the Iast time you did anything fun? You always make excuses.
我不承认，我不想把自己束缚住 ""I don't wanna commit. I don't wanna be tied down.""
我是说，你甚至不知道我的新娘姓什么 I mean, do you even know my fiancee's Iast name?
我知道，菲舍尔，菲舍曼 Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.
- 等等，菲舍沃？ - 菲舍沃？ -Wait. Fishwall? -Fishwall?
- 你觉得她的名字叫露茜·菲舍沃？ - 当然没有，不是这个姓？ -You think her name's Lucy Fishwall? -No? That's wrong?
- 是本恩斯 - 本恩斯？ -It's Burns. -Burns?
是露茜·本恩斯，卡尔 It's Lucy Burns, Carl.
还有，你知道吗？ 她并不喜欢我最好的朋友 And guess what? She doesn't Iike my best friend.
于是我拼命想找个理由让她喜欢你 结果你知道吗？ I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what?
- 我连一个也想不出来 - 彼特，我… -I can't think of any. -Pete, I--
我不想再听借口了，卡尔 上帝啊，你爱怎么样就怎么样吧 I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want.
我告诉你，如果你不改变自己的生活方式 最后肯定是孤家寡人 I'm telling you, you don't change your Iife, you're gonna end up Ionely.
一个孤僻的人，卡尔，孤僻的人 A Ionely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
嘿，卡尔. Hey, Carl.
嘿，鲁尼，你过来下 Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.
你觉不觉得卡尔有点奇怪？ 是我的错觉吗？还是他看起来像是死了？ Carl Iook a Iittle odd to you? Is it me, or does it Iook Iike he's kind of dead?
没啊，跟平时没什么分别 Nope. No more than usual.
我不知道，我觉得他好像真的是死了 I don't know. I'm kind of Ieaning towards thinking he might actually be dead.
我估计是因为我很少看到他 所以很难看出区别来 I guess I never saw him a Iot, so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
嗯，那倒是 Yeah, that's true.
他从来不跟我们活动 He never did much.
- 不算是个好朋友 - 算不上 -Wasn't a good friend. -Nope.
什么好都说不上 Wasn't a good anything.
- 冰箱里还有啤酒吗？ - 不好意思，最后一瓶了 -Are there more beers in the fridge? -Sorry, Iast one.
真惨 Now, that's upsetting.
这什么梦啊？ What was that?
欢迎参加‘一起说好’，本期节目即将开始 WOMAN [ON TV] : Welcome to yes. We are about to begin.
请就座 Please, find a seat.
卡尔？嘿，卡尔！斯！ Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!
卡尔老兄，嘿 Carl, man, hey.
- 卡尔 - 嘿，尼克 -Carl. -Hey, Nick.
- 老兄，你来了 - 你要不要… -You made it, man. -Did you wanna--
当然，让我坐下，我就知道你会来 Sure, Iet me sit down. I knew you'd come.
老兄，我从你眼睛里就看出来了 你会喜欢的，泰伦斯是个天才 I saw it in your eyes, man. You're gonna Iove this. Terrence is a genius.
他会把你的想法炸的满屋子都是 他就是个思想炸弹 He's gonna blow your mind all over the room. He's Iike a mind grenade.
- 我不确定我会喜欢这样 - 是啊，但是你就需要这样 -I'm not sure I want that. -Yeah, but you need it.
所以你才会到这里来 That's why you're here.
我的老朋友，你得开始说好 我是指遇到所有事情都说好 You have got to start saying yes, my man, and I mean to everything.
开始了 It's starting.
生命 TERRENCE [ON PA] : Life.
我们都活着，真的吗？ We are all living it. Or are we?
哦，沉重的话题 Ooh, heavy.
改变从意识中出现 但是意识又是从何而来的呢？ Change is generated from consciousness, but where is consciousness generated from?
从外界 From the external.
而我们该如何控制外在的影响呢？ 只要一个字 And how do we control the external? With one word.
是什么字呢？ And what is that word?
- 好！ - 天啊 CROWD: Yes! CARL: Jeez.
好 MAN 1 : Yes.
好 MAN 2: Yes.
好，好，好！ 好，好！ WOMAN 1 : Yes, yes, yes! WOMAN 2: Yes. Yes!
- 好！ - 喔！ MAN 3: Yes! NICK: Whoo!
这个字就是好 TERRENCE: The word is ""yes.""
好，好，好 Yes, yes, yes.
- 一个你会说上十万遍 - 好 -Say it a million times. MAN 4: Yes.
说上十万零一遍 Say it a million more times.
然后继续说上二十万遍的字 And the word you will have said 2 million times is:
好! CROWD: Yes!
好！ MAN 5: Yes.
我希望你们将‘好’字邀请到自己的生活里 I want you to invite yes into your Iives...
因为你同样将获得好的回报！ ...because it will RSVP ""yes.""
当你对一件事情说好的时候 你就拥抱了可能性 When you say yes to things, you embrace the possible.
你将生活中所有的能量吸收，将糟粕排出 You gobble up all of Iife's energies, and you excrete the waste.
在我们今天开始之前 我想欢迎下我们的新成员 Before we begin today, I'd Iike to welcome our new members.
- 你们当中有谁是新成员？ - 他就是，坐在这里的这个，他是新成员 -Who among you is new? NICK: He is. This guy right here. He's new.
- 在这里 - 你别喊了，上帝啊 -Over here. CARL: PIease don't. Jesus.
- 上台了，未来的好好先生 - 我坐这儿当个观众就行了 -Come on up, future yes man. CARL: That's okay, I'm just auditing.
我的朋友，你没法旁观生活 现在站上台来 You can't audit Iife, my friend. Now get on up here.
- 不用了，谢谢，我在下面就好 - 对不起，你刚才说了什么？ -No, thanks. I'm cool. -I'm sorry? What was that you said?
- 我说，我在下面就好 - 之前那句 -I said, I'm cool. TERRENCE: Before that.
谢谢 Thank you.
再往前一点 Back up just a Iittle bit more.
- 不用了 - 不先生，不先生 -No. CROWD: No man. No man.
不先生，不先生，不先生 No man. No man. No man.
不先生，不先生 No man. No man.
好了 Okay.
既然山丘不愿意向泰伦斯靠近... If the molehill won't come to Terrence...
那么泰伦斯就走向山丘 ...Terrence will come to the molehill.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
卡尔 Carl.
我来猜猜看，卡尔 Let me guess, Carl.
有人告诉你让你来参加今天的演讲，对吗？ Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they?
- 是的 - 是！ -Yes. CROWD: Yes!
你对我们说的话半信半疑，对吗？ And you're not sure about this, are you?
不确定 No.
不先生，不先生，不先生 CROWD: No man. No man. No man. No man.
你就是行尸走肉，卡尔 You're dead, Carl.
你对人生说了不 所以你不再活着了 You say no to Iife, and therefore you're not Iiving.
你对周围的人，对自己 You make up excuses to the people around you...
编造各种借口 ...and to yourself.
你陷在一个没有进展的工作里 你就这样挣扎了好多年 You're stuck in the same dead-end job. You have been for years.
你没有女朋友，哪怕是给人当备胎都不行 You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.
你失去了你生命中的爱… And you Iost the Iove of your Iife...
因为她无法和不能一个活出自我的人在一起 ...because she couldn't be with someone who didn't Iive theirs.
在那些百无聊赖的晚上 And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui...
你甚至连自渎的激情都没有了！ ...you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate.
卡尔，我说的对吗？ Am I right, Carl?
我遇到了一些小麻烦 I have had some trouble.
- 让我们订个契约吧，卡尔 - 好 -We're gonna make a covenant, Carl. MAN 1 : Yes.
- 我们订个契约，好吗？ - 呃… -Do you want to make a covenant? -Ugh....
卡尔，那个字念‘好’ The word is ""yes,"" Carl.
- 好！ - 好 CROWD: Yes! -Yes.
好！ CROWD: Yes!
等你离开这栋房子以后 Once you Ieave this building...
遇到任何可以自由选择的机会… ...every time an opportunity presents itself...
不管那是什么事情 ...no matter what it is...
你都要说好 ...you will say yes.
- 好 - 好！ CROWD: Yes. -Yes!
- 好 - 好 CROWD: Yes. -Yes.
那如果我… What if I...
说了… ...say...
另外那个字呢？ ...the other word?
你是在向自己承诺 You'II be making a promise to yourself.
而当你违背自己承诺的时候… And when you break a promise to yourself...
事情可能就会有点小危险了 ...things can get a Iittle dicey.
怎么样，卡尔？ What do you say, Carl?
你准备做出承诺吗？ Are you ready to make a covenant?
- 快点，卡尔 - 好 MAN 2: Come on, Carl. -Yes.
- 好 - 好 CROWD: Yes. -Yes.
- 好 - 再说一遍 CROWD: Yes. -Again.
- 好 - 好 -Yes. CROWD: Yes.
- 再来一遍 - 好！ -Say it again. -Yes!
- 证明给我看 - 好，好，好 -Make me believe it. -Yes, yes, yes.
好！ Yes!
嘿，就是他 Hey, there he is.
- 实在是太完美了 - 谢谢 -That was really wonderful. -Thank you.
很有效果，对吧？ Pretty powerful stuff, huh?
- 嘿，你能加入我们真好 - 是啊 -Hey. Good to have you with us. WOMAN: Yes.
- 那么说你准备遵守契约咯？ - 我不知道，大概吧 -So are you gonna do it? -I don't know. Maybe.
奇怪了，我怎么不记得我们刚从宣传‘大概’的讲座里出来 That's weird. I didn't realize we just stepped out of a "maybe" seminar.
嘿，兄弟，这车不赖 Hey, man. That's a nice car.
你能载我去埃里西安公园吗？ Could you drive me to EIysian Park?
哦，呃… Oh. Ugh....
好的！ NICK: Yes!
他当然愿意，卡尔，对吧？ Sure he can. Right, Carl?
好，为什么不呢？ Yeah, why not?
很好，你不会后悔的，卡尔 Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
- 能用下你的电话吗？ - 答应他，老兄，继续 -Can I use your phone? -Go, man, go.
继续往前走？还是这里就好了？ 在哪里下车都不要紧吧？ Keep going or this'II do, because it doesn't really matter?
别挂，我没法一边听电话，一边想事情 Yeah, hold on a sec, I can't hear myself think.
再往前开一点，老兄 就在山坡那边 It's just a Iittle further, man. Just right up the hill there.
往前 Go ahead.
你刚才说什么？ HOBO: And what did you say?
哦，我刚刚到这里，好的，对 HOBO: Oh, I'm just right over here. Okay. Yeah.
什么？哈啰？哈啰？ What? Hello? Hello?
妈的，老兄，电池用完了 Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.
哦，真棒 Oh, great.
- 谢谢 - 那么再见了，朋友[西班牙语] -Thanks. -Well, gracias, amigo.
我想说，你真是一个好人，愿意送我一程 大部分的人都会直接拒绝 I mean, it's real nice of you to give me a ride. Most people just say no.
当然了，在那个宾馆外面我的运气出奇得好 Course, I have been having a Iot of Iuck Iately outside of that hotel.
没问题，晚安 No problem. Have a good night.
能借我点钱么？ Can I borrow a couple bucks?
好吧 Okay.
我都做了那么多 I've come this far.
好的，当然可以 Yes, you can.
你手上还有那么多，都给我吧？ You got a whole Iot there. Can I have it all?
当然，都归你了 Sure. It's all yours.
老兄，上帝保佑你 God bless you, man.
哦，发动 Oh, come on.
起来，起来 Come on, come on.
真完美 Perfect.
嘿，卡尔，你想把所有的钱都给一个流浪汉吗？ CARL: Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guy?
好的，好的，我很愿意 Yes, yes, I do.
让他把手机的电池用完 Letting him burn out your phone...
结果在你没油的时候连AAA都没法打 ...so you can't call AAA when you run out of gas?
真他妈的是个好主意啊！ That sounds Iike a fucking great idea!
你干吗不去这山里面散个步 Why don't you take a stroll through the hills...
然后被曼森一家干掉 去吧，我不介意的 ...and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do.
帮帮忙 Come on, man.
这他妈的就是我唯一的选择 Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.
你愿意提着20磅重的油罐爬座大山回自己车那儿么？ Would you Iike to carry a 20-pound container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
哦，可以吗？我真的可以吗？ Oh, could I? Could I really?
表情不错 That's a good Iook.
- 嗨，你刚才给我照相了？ - 大概 -Hi. Did you just take my picture? -Maybe.
汽车没油了？ Did you just run out of gas?
大概吧 Maybe.
糟糕透了 上礼拜我也遇到了 That sucks. That happened to me Iast week.
在你送一个无家可归的流浪汉到离家很远的地方 When you were driving out of your way...
而他用完了你手机的电，结果你没法打电话给AAA的时候？ ...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out your battery so you couldn't call AAA?
不是，我猜这就是你的遭遇吧 No. I take it that's what happened to you.
不是，你怎么会这样想？ No. Why would you assume that?
他用光了你手机的电？ He used up your phone?
是啊，显然他是这个星球上最红的流浪汉 Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular homeless man on the planet.
他电话就没有听过 我很高兴知道这一点 He was staying connected. It was good to see.
我也很高兴我算是参与其中了，真的 I'm just glad that I could be a part of it, really.
- 感觉一定很不错 - 哦，真的非常非常不错 -That must feel good. -Oh, truly, truly.
而且我还得到了不少锻炼，很不错 Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool.
要送你一程么？ Well, do you need a ride?
坐那玩意儿？ On that thing?
我是不是开太快了？ Am I going too fast for you?
没有，事实上我觉得你可以再开快点 No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
那样的话，至少撞车的时候我能安全死掉 That way if we crash, at Ieast I'II die.
我只是不想半死不活地躺在那里 I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
- 你要干什么？ - 我在拍照啊，笑一下 -What are you doing? -I'm taking a picture. Smile.
- 我看不见了，我瞎了 - 我也看不见，棒不棒？喔！ -I can't see. I'm blind. -Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!
好了，差不多了 CARL: Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.
- 谢谢你送我一程 - 不用谢 -Well, thanks again for the ride. -No problem.
希望你的脸能早点恢复血色 Hopefully the color will return to your face sometime soon.
- 我还是比较适合四个轮子的车 - 真的 -I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy. -Really?
我倒是从来没有这样想过， 你看起来是那种有辆摩托就很满足的人 I never would've guessed that. You seemed so at ease on two.
- 能把头盔还给我吗？ - 我还带着头盔？ -Can I have my helmet back now? -I'm still wearing it, aren't I?
嗯 Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
你没事啦？ ALLISON: So you okay?
嗯，我很好，除非你想继续留在这里打个波什么的 Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna stick around and make out.
- 什么？ - 你刚刚说什么？ -What? -What did you say?
嘿，我… Hey, I--
晚安 Have a good night.
好 Yes.
说好就会有好事发生 CARL: "Yes always Ieads to something good.
永远不要逃避机会 Never avoid opportunities.
他们会以各种方式出现 They may come in any form."
- 你好 - 卡尔，是你的好伙伴诺曼 -Hello? -Carl, it's your buddy Norman.
当然了，也是你的老板 不过伙伴的成分多过老板，对吧 Well, and your boss, but more your buddy than your boss, right?
我想是吧 I guess.
你听我说，我们有点缺周六顶班的人 So Iook, we're kind of short on Saturday staff.
你有没有可能过来顶一下？ Is there any way you could come in?
当然 Sure.
对我来说，没有比在美妙的周六 留在银行里工作更好的了 Nothing I Iike better than the inside of a bank on a beautiful Saturday.
是啊，是啊，这里一定是个有魔法的地方 Yeah. Yeah, there really is something magical about this place.
你想要增大阴茎尺寸吗？ Would I Iike to increase the size of my penis?
好了 Right.
说的好像我很需要似的 Like I need that.
-Persian wifefinder. - 嗨，你好，我是法拉诺什 -Persian wifefinder. FARANOUSH: Hi there. I am Faranoush.
你愿意成为我的那个他吗？ Would you be the man for me?
我觉得可以 I guess so.
打扰下，我想申请小企业贷款 Excuse me. I'd Iike to apply for a small-business Ioan.
你的业务是？ And what's your business?
我制作各种名人头像造型的蛋糕 I bake cakes in the shape of different celebrities' faces.
- 哦，这是米基·洛克[演员] - 不，他是波诺[U2乐队的主唱] -Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke. -No. It's Bono.
哦，没错，是他 Oh. Yeah, right.
希望尝起来的味道不会像米基·洛克 Let's hope it doesn't taste Iike Mickey Rourke.
那么，你觉得可以吗？ So, what do you think?
要我说，可以 I think yes.
非常有趣 NORMAN: Inta-maresting.
蛋糕吗？ Cakes, huh?
是啊，诺姆，我突然觉得灵光一闪 Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm.
- 你刚才叫我诺姆 - 对啊 -You called me Norm. -Yeah.
- 这个，可以当作我的昵称么？ - 可以吧，可以 -Could that, Iike, be my nickname? -Yeah. I guess.
哦，我喜欢你这种风格 你的昵称就叫老卡吧 Oh, nice. I Iike your style. Car. That could be yours.
好吧，卡尔这名字其实已经够短了 Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but--
但是我们可以取得更炫点 But it's the kind of dazzle we need around here.
- 是啊 - 你知道我做了什么吗？ -Yeah. -And you know what I did?
什么？ What?
德谟克那个事情让我非常恼火 所以我跑到了楼上，我跟那些老头子们说 That Demko thing really chapped my ass. I marched upstairs and I told the big guns:
卡尔应该代替德谟克得到提升，至少两个人一起升 "Carl gets promoted in Iieu of Demko, or along with Demko...
要不然，就换我走人 ...whichever, or I walk.""
真的？他们怎么说？ Really? What did they say?
他们似乎对让我走人这个选项十分感兴趣 不过好在只有一阵子 Well, they were quite attracted to the me walking option, you know, for a moment.
- 然后我把这东西隔着桌子丢了过去 - 干的漂亮 -But then I threw that off the table. -Good move.
然后他们告诉我，如果你能体现出积极性的话 我可以提升你 And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you.
还有呢？ And?
- 你现在就做的很好啊 - 是吗？ -Well, you're doing it. -Yeah?
- 是啊，比如这个蛋糕的事情 - 嗯 -Yeah, the whole cake thing. -Yeah.
- 而且你开始给我取昵称 - 好吧 -You're making up nicknames. -Okay.
你知道吗？今天早上我也打电话给了德谟克… Know what? I called Demko this morning...
问他今天能不能工作 你知道他怎么说的吗？ ...to ask if he could work, and know what he said?
- 不行 - 你怎么知道的？ -No. -How did you know that?
因为他不在这里 He's not here.
- 对的，但是你来了，老卡 - 是的 -Yeah, but you are, Car. -Yeah.
所以我才准备把这个职位给你 And that's why I'm gonna give the job to you.
诺姆，这消息太吓人了 哦，我的上帝啊，谢谢你 Norm, that's amazing. Oh, my God. Thank you.
你的工资也会有小小的提升，大概能到65的样子 Nice Iittle raise in it for you too. Bump up your salary to 65.
- 后面是千？ - 当然，后面是千 -Thousand? -Of course, thousand.
好了，让我们继续创造纪录吧，约兄弟 Come on, Iet's step this thing up a notch, Broseph.
你听懂我说的词了吗？ See what I did there?
我把兄弟和约瑟夫合了起来，约兄弟 听起来很酷，是吧？ I joined ""bro"" with ""Joseph."" Broseph. Pretty cool, huh?
很酷啊，诺姆 Very cool, Norm.
我之前真是又混蛋又贱 I have been such a dick and a douche.
混蛋的多一点，大概 More of a douche than a dick, probably...
但是我得说对不起 我应该到场的，我是说真的 ...but I'm sorry. I should have been there. I mean, really.
- 你就像是在传经布道，卡尔 - 我跟你说，老弟，事情不一样的 -You're preaching to the choir, Carl. -I'm telling you, man, things are different.
好吧，等等，等等 你是说你遇到所有事情都必须说好？ Okay. Wait, so wait. You have to say yes to everything?
是的，就是那样，就像之前您说的 我很闭塞，现在我… Yeah, exactly. It's Iike you said: I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
我身边的事物在慢慢的改变 就好像是进入了一个说‘好’的时代 ...and things are changing for me. It's Iike the era of yes has begun.
我没意思，至少把你从家里拖出来了 我双手支持 AII right. Look, gets you out of the house, I'm all for it.
不好意思，我们能再要一轮吗？ Excuse me. Could we get another round of drinks?
事实上，我们准备不醉不归 And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
其他事情我们的这位好朋友卡尔会搞定的 ...and our good friend here, Carl, will be taking care of it.
- 你会同意的，对吧？ - 当然，好的 -Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy? -Yes. Yes, I am.
很好 Okay.
我本来应该去准备星期一的案子的 但我实在不能错过这个 I should be prepping my case for Monday, but I cannot miss this.
嘿，轮到你了，再来口辣酱 Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.
看起来你们也对这个说‘好’的事情很热衷呀 [SLURRING WORDS] Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing.
啊！ Argh!
没事，没事 ROONEY: Okay, okay.
他真的做了 He did it.
这杯我请 Drinks on me.
疯了 MAN 1 : Crazy, man.
卡尔，太厉害了 Carl, that was so awesome.
- 对 - 对不起，我可不可以 -Okay. -Excuse me. Could I--
没问题 Absolutely.
我想她问的不是这个，不过，不错嘛 I don't think that's what she was asking for, but all right.
我之前有嚼口香糖？ Was I chewing gum before?
嘿，混球，你以为你是什么东西？ Hey. What do you think you're doing, asshole?
冷静，冷静，只不过是他弄错了，好吗 Easy, easy. It was a Iittle misunderstanding, okay?
我只是对生活说好，朋友 你应该学会对生活说好 I'm just saying yes to Iife, homes. You gotta say yes to Iife.
我订了一个神圣的契约 I made a sacred ""conevant.""
听起来很淘气是吧 That sounded naughty.
- 我们俩最好出去谈谈 - 别，上帝啊，别去 -I think you and I need to step outside. -No. God, no.
好的，好的，我来搞定，我能搞定的 Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
没问题，但是如果我赢了 Okay. But if I win...
我会带你的小美女去参加舞会 ...I get to take that pretty girl of yours to a ball...
因为那是她应得的 ...because she deserves that.
每个美女都应该去参加舞会 Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
你说的真好 That is so nice.
哦，妈的 MAN 1 : Oh, shit.
没事，他照着我的脸来了一拳，老兄 AII right. He punched me right in the face, man.
- 别担心，我帮你找场子揍回来 - 你谁的场子也找不回来 -Don't worry. I got your back. -You don't have anybody's.
伙计，不好意思，都是我们的错 I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.
- 7年级以后我就没有打过架了 - 我知道 -I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7. -I know.
嘿，还打不打？ Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
打，我们要打 我们两个打，行不行？ Yeah, we're gonna fight. We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?
你想再来？啊？再来啊？ You want some, huh, more?
我很直截了当 哦，我在哪儿？ Because I am open for business, okay? Oh, where'd I go?
哦，我在这儿 Oh, where'd I go?
你怎么和一个你看不见的人打？ Yeah, how do you fight what you can't see?
你看过比利·杰克传奇么？ Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?
因为我会用这条腿 Because I'm gonna take this foot...
我会用腿抽飞你这边的脸… ...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
而你除了被打，他妈的什么事情都做不到 ...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
你别一怒之下打飞我的牙，可以不？ [WHISPERING] Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay?
我们两个说好了，帮我做场秀 But Iet's really sell this. Give them a show.
什么？ What?
第一，我们必须订好规则 First, we have to establish the ground rules.
而规则就是，没有规则 And the ground rules are there are no ground rules.
傻b，你打错人了 Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
是吗，也许你也应该进入角色了 Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy.
我之所以揍你 That's why you got punched out...
是因为在门里边的时候你的态度大错特错 ...because you got the wrong attitude right out of the gate.
我在这里，傻b I'm over here, dickhole.
哦，我的上帝，太搞笑了 Oh, my God. That's so funny.
你实在是… You're a complete--
你没事吧 You all right?
我差点就架住了，手挡得不够快 CARL: I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time.
好了，就到此为止吧 我们喝太多了 Okay, we're done. We've been drinking.
- 他真的是喝了很多 - 说真的，朋友 -He's really been drinking. CARL: Seriously, man.
很高兴我们有了这样的经历 I'm glad we had this experience.
- 我们都学到了一些，给我打电话 - 王八蛋 -I think we both grew from it. Call me. -You asshole.
- 我们真的做了 - 是啊，我们真做了 CARL: We really did. -Yeah. We did, bud.
她肯定没机会去参加舞会了 She's never gonna go to a ball.
没机会了，她没法去了 No. No, she's not.
- 提莉，你好啊 - 嗨，卡尔 -Okay. Tillie, there you are. -Hi, Carl.
我能为你做点什么吗？ What can I do for you?
我在想，你能不能帮我钉几个架子 Well, I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves.
哦，架子？ Oh, really?
好了，这样就差不多了 Okay. That should just about do it.
- 我走了，再见，提莉 - 你做的真好，卡尔 -I'II see you Iater, Tillie. -That was wonderful, Carl.
哦，别走那么快 Oh, not so fast.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
- 哦，该死的，我忘记去银行了 - 哦，不要紧的 -Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank. -Oh, that's okay.
我变得健忘了 I'm getting so forgetful.
- 年纪大了记性就不好 - 不用担心 -It happens with age. -Don't worry about it.
我会找个时间给你钱的 I am gonna have to repay you somehow.
哦，只是帮邻居个小忙，这样就行了 Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor is good enough for me.
你很英俊 You are so handsome.
为什么我从来没见你身边有女孩子？ How come I never see you with a girl over there?
因为，我，我没有考虑要结婚，但是我有在和人约会 Well, I'm just-- I'm not in a serious thing, but I am dating.
- 想要释放一下吗？ - 你说什么？ -Would you Iike a release? -I'm sorry?
你明白我的意思，释放下精力？ You know, a sexual release?
呃… Uh....
- 我来这里做什么的？ - 卡尔，你什么都不用做 -What do I do here? -Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
你只要躺下就行了，剩下的就全部交给我 You just Iay back and I will take care of everything.
我不知道该说什么好了 我被难住了，难倒我了 I don't know what to say here. I'm stumped. I'm baffled.
我不太清楚这件事我是不是应该说好，提莉 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to say yes to this one, Till.
- 哦，来吧 - 感谢你的提议，还有你的赞美 -Oh, come on. -But thanks for the offer and the image.
我还有事情要去做 所以，再见了 And I've got this thing I gotta do, so I'II be seeing you.
噩梦啊... In my nightmares.
哦，别这样，放过我吧 Oh, come on, give me a break.
泰伦斯说过，如果我拒绝的话就会变成这样 这太荒唐了 Terrence said this would happen if I said no. That's ridiculous.
出来，我想说不的时候就说不！ Get out of there. If I wanna say no, I'II say no!
好狗狗 Nice dog.
放松，交给我好了 Just relax. I'II handle this.
哦，上帝啊！ Oh, God!
哦，上帝啊！哦，不，哦，我的… Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my....
喔 Wow.
太，噢… That-- Oh....
实在是… That is a....
你怎么做到的？ How are you doing that? Ay!
化妆派对，打扮成哈里·波特里你最喜欢的角色 "Costume party. Come as your favorite Harry Potter character."
你赢了，诺姆 You got it, Norm.
嗨 Hi.
真的吗？我一直想这样试试 Really? I've always wanted to try it. Yeah.
也就是说在8点到5点半之间能够送到？ So I can expect delivery anytime between 8 a.m. and 5:30?
你好，不知道你是否有时间… Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...
- 和我们探讨下耶和华教堂 - 好的，请进 -...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ. -Yeah, come on in.
- 毛茛女孩 - 毛茛女孩 -Buttercup Girls. -Buttercup Girls.
好，很好 Yeah. AII right.
嘿，真的有用，啊！ Hey. It's really working. Ah!
太厉害了，朋友，太厉害了 It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.
我想要参加吉他培训班 我想要学飞行 I do wanna take guitar Iessons. I do wanna Iearn how to fly.
好，我要学韩国话 Yes, I would Iike to Iearn Korean.
我会明白 [SINGING] I would understand
好了，现在我学会了 AII right, now I got it.
喔 Whoa.
他刚才喊我什么？ What did he call me?
流浪汉 CARL: Homeless.
请过来拿 CARL: Come and get it.
给，你也要？ There you are. You want some?
他从来不听我说 HOBO: He never Iistens.
是啊 Yeah.
我想要开一个销售有机肥料的公司 I wanna start an organic-fertilizer distribution business.
下一个 Next.
- 想要…哦，对不起 - 你知道吗？我很愿意 -Wanna see a-- Oh, sorry. -You know what? I'd Iove to.
好好干 Way to stick in there.
给你 BARTENDER: There you go.
嘿，我来了 Hey. I came.
很好 Great.
你好 Yeah.
滚石 Rolling Rock, please.
- 在创始之时 - 在虚无世界里 PERFORMER 1 : From the dawn of time-- PERFORMER 2: In the netherworld.
有一支乐队 PERFORMER 1 : There was a band.
没错，有一支乐队 Oh, yes, there was.
我们就是那只乐队 And we were that band.
对，就是我们 Yes, we were.
那只乐队玩摇滚 And that band made rock 'n' roll.
哦，对，他们玩摇滚 Oh, yes, they did.
这个乐队吃海草和其他海底植物 PERFORMER 1 : And that band ate arame and other sea vegetables.
对 PERFORMER 2: Yeah.
这个乐队很酷 PERFORMER 1 : And that band was rad.
你好，杰克，佩内洛普，罗德里戈，菲立普，扎克利 Hello, Jake, Penelope, Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.
- 我们是孟乔森代理综合症 - 你在开玩笑吧 -We are Munchausen by Proxy. -You're kidding me.
我应该是和你分手的那个人 [SINGING] I should have been the one To break up with you
你说，你是谁？ You said, "Who are you?"
你是谁？ Who are you?
我想要捏着你的脖子，朝你吐口水 然后问你你是谁？ I wanna snap your neck and spit on you You said, "Who are you?"
你是谁？ Who are you?
如果我接到你死讯的电话 你问，你是谁？ If I got a call that said you were dead You said, "Who are you?"
你是谁？ Who are you?
我会耸耸肩膀，我会说随便 你问，你是谁？ I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs You said, "Who are you? "
你是谁？ Who are you?
嘿，你有没有见过我的朋友伊恩？ 他是个电脑黑客 Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He' s a computer hacker.
他帮我删掉了我的myspace首页 He helped me erase your MySpace page.
还有你乐队的myspace首页 还有你facebook的首页 And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page.
上网快乐，混球 Happy networking, asshole.
不要在11点之后打电话给我 事情再也不会发生 [SINGING] Don't call me past 1 1 p.m. It won't happen again
发生过一次，发生过两次 Happened once, it happened twice
会发生三次 也许四次，也许五次，也许 It happened three times, Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe
也许发生第六次 但是绝对不会发生第七次 Maybe it happened six times But it won 't happen a seventh time
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no
我不是你的午夜炮友 I'm not your late night booty call
我再也不是你的婊子 Whore no more
不要在11点之后给我打电话 事情再也不会发生了 Don 't call me past 1 1 p.m. It won 't happen again
你可以在10点59分打电话给我 You can call me at 1 0:59
但是不要在11点打电话给我 因为现在这条是我的规矩 But don 't call me at 1 1 'Cause that's my rule now
能给我杯水吗？ Can I get a water?
嘿，你是那个没油的倒霉鬼 还被我亲了 Hey. Out-of-gas make-out guy.
亲了？哦，对，是的 现在我记起来了 Did we make out? Oh, right, we did. Now I remember.
- 你在这里做什么？ - 我知道，这事情很疯狂，是吧 -What are you doing here? -I know. Is this crazy or what?
- 很疯狂 - 是啊 -It's so crazy. -Yeah.
- 你在跟踪我吗？ - 没有，我不会那么做的 -Are you stalking me? -No. I would never do that.
顺便说句，从院子里看，你客厅里的新家具很漂亮 By the way, your new Iiving-room furniture Iooks great from the yard.
- 嘿，这流行乐，或者别的什么，很不错 - 谢谢 -Hey, great gig or whatever, you know. -Thanks.
是啊，很重口的歌词 是你自己写的吗？ Yeah. Strong Iyrics. You just make that stuff up?
- 是个人经历 - 真酷 -It comes from personal experience. -Cool.
要喝一杯吗？ You want a drink?
哦，不行，我得早起呢 Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early.
- 所以我得走了，但是… - 哦，真的？ -So I have to go, but.... -Oh, really?
你可以陪我去拿我的车 But you can walk me to my scooter.
我有一个慢跑照像小组 ALLISON: I teach a jogging photo group...
给那些希望一边锻炼一边联系摄影的人上课 ...for people who want to both exercise and practice photography.
哦，是啊，这种活动现在越来越流行了 CARL: Oh, yeah, that's getting very popular now.
在格里芬公园那里，我们会绕着公园跑一圈 大概有5英里的样子 ALLISON: It's in Griffith Park and we do a Ioop. It's about five miles.
早上6点集合 It's at 6 a.m.
喔，我就没有在6点起床过，自从… 应该是从来没有 CARL: Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a.m. in, Iike, never.
- 有点早 - 是啊，但是正适合拍好照片 -That's early. -Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.
好吧，也就是说你参加乐队 CARL: Okay, so you're in a band...
还有慢跑摄影 还有呢？ ...you do the jogging photography, what else?
只要是我想到的就会去参加 ALLISON: Whatever I want.
我在一个保护所里当志愿者，我有时候还画画 I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a Iittle bit.
很酷啊，我也做过一些慈善工作 CARL: Yeah, that's cool. I've done some charity work.
还有裸体模特，顺便一说 And some nude modeling, FYI.
很高兴能知道，如果，我是说 万一我需要… Good to know, if, you know, if I ever need to....
不管你说得是什么，我的回答都是好的 我很乐意跟你一起出去 So anyway, my answer is yes. I'd be happy to go out with you.
我没有约你出去 I didn't ask you out.
是那个模特的建议，所以我想多了 Could have fooled me with that modeling comment.
是你说的 You said that.
好吧，不管是谁说的 现在我有点尴尬了 Well, whoever said it, it made me very uncomfortable.
嘿，要不你明天来参加我的课吧？ Hey, why don't you come to my class tomorrow?
你能不能不要再这么逗我了？ 真的，太过了，也太快了 Why don't you stop smothering me? Seriously. It's way too much too soon.
好的，我很愿意参加 Yeah, I'd Iove to.
那好，我们明天见… Okay. I'II see you tomorrow....
- 卡尔 - 艾莉森 -Carl. -AIIison.
什么事，鲁尼？ Yeah, Rooney?
卡尔，到俱乐部来 ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.
我弄了一整箱的红牛，喝通宵了 你过来不？ Got a case of Red Bull. Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
好 Yeah.
朋友们，大家都准备好了吗？ 相机都带好了？ Okay, guys, everybody ready? Cameras Ioaded?
- 艾莉森？ - 什么？ -AIIison? ALLISON: Yeah?
我们要用闪光灯吗？ Do we need to use a flash?
雷吉，太阳没下山前不用 Not when the sun's up, Reggie.
伙计们，愉快的一夜 体验极限，我真佩服你们 Beautiful night, guys. You take it to the Iimit, and I respect that.
这礼拜记得给我电话 我们再来一次 Hit me on the cell this week. Let's do it again.
卡尔，如果有人要我讲述下今晚的事情 我会直接说‘喔！’ Carl, if somebody asked me to describe tonight, I would just go, "Ow!"
晚点见，鲁，还有李 虽然我和你不熟，但是在一起很舒服 Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you, but I feel comfortable.
你看，我们两个说话时多亲近 嘿，艾莉森，是我，我是卡尔，我在这里 Look how close I'm getting. Hey, AIIison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
艾莉森，我在这里 AIIison, I'm here.
艾莉森 AIIison.
嘿，那些家伙是谁？ Hey. Who were those guys?
这是鲁尼，还有我的朋友李 他是个男护士，我在开他玩笑 That's Rooney and my friend Lee. He's a nurse. I was making fun of him.
昨天晚上我们喝了好几圈 那真是棒的一塌糊涂 We hit a couple raves Iast night. It was totally off the hook.
- 你看起来有点‘高’啊 - 喝了好多红牛 -You seem a Iittle hyper. -Had a couple Red Bulls.
你以前喝过红牛吗？我从来没有喝过 昨天晚上我喝了红牛，我喜欢红牛 Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull. Had Red Bull Iast night. I Iike Red Bull.
我有个新的项链，在黑的地方闪闪发亮 I got a new necklace. GIows in the dark.
你现在可能看不出来 除非你这样 Can't really see it right now, unless you do this.
真的很有意思，红牛没让你的脑子当机么？ That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull make you crash pretty hard?
不，不，不，没有 我不这么认为，没有 No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
没有，嘿，等我们慢跑完 我们应该去喝罐红牛 No. Hey, after we jog, we should get a Red Bull.
你喝红牛，我也喝红牛 我们两个可以分一瓶红牛喝 You and I could get a Red Bull. We could share.
- 好吧，那会… - 红牛 -Okay, that'd be fu-- -Red Bull.
- 听起来… - 红牛 -That sounds-- -Red Bull.
- 我觉得我应该… - 红牛 -I think I'd-- -Red Bull.
- 我真的… - 红牛 -I'd really-- -Red Bull.
红牛 Red Bull.
好吧，你活力十足呢，我喜欢 大家好，这位是卡尔. Okay. A Iot of energy. I Iike it. Everybody, this is Carl.
- 卡尔，这是大家 - 嘿，大家好 -Carl, this is everybody. -Hey, everybody.
来吧，我们按顺序出发 Come on. Let's get into shipshape.
哦，这张不错 WOMAN: Oh, it's a good one.
别动 CARL: Hold that.
到手 Got it.
嘿，卡尔，你还好吧？ Hey, Carl, you okay?
就这样别动 Hold it right there.
很好 That's good.
我也不知道怎么说你 你实在是出人意料 I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable.
有点神秘 Kind of mysterious.
你知道吗，听我说 You know, Iisten.
我喜欢尝试新鲜事物，我喜欢好好享受生活 我喜欢吵闹的刺激的 I Iike to keep it fresh. I Iike to Iive it up. I Iike to mix it up.
如果你不是这样生活着 我们应该自己结束这样的生活 If that doesn't jive with you, we should end this.
我也喜欢这样 I Iove that.
我无法想象人们如何度过每天相同无聊的工作生活 I don't know how people go through Iife with the same boring routine.
- 还是开枪打死我算了 - 我明白，直接往脸上开枪 -Just shoot me. -I know. Right in the face.
说真的，我和那个男人约会 我实在是很惊讶 Seriously, I dated this guy and I was astounded at how content he was...
他一直躲在那个封闭的小盒子里，满足地过他的日子 ...just Iiving his Iife in this closed-off Iittle box.
我明白，那非常的难受 我就希望抓住他们，摇醒他们 I know. It's so frustrating. I just wanna grab these people and shake them.
对他们说，你醒醒，你好像忘记了一样叫做生活的小玩意儿 Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing out on a Iittle thing called Iife."
- 的确如此 - 是啊 -That's so true. -Yeah.
然后呢，那个封闭自己的男人怎么样了？ So, what happened to closed-off-Iittle-box boy?
结果一点都没用，故事说来话长 It just didn't work out. It's a Iong story.
是吗？就是昨天晚上你唱的那个故事？ Yeah? Same story you were singing about Iast night?
大概吧 Might be.
自我封闭的男人，温柔的话题 不要再深究下去了 CIosed-off-Iittle-box boy, tender topic. Probe no further.
好吧，如果你一定要知道的话 我们同居了 Okay, if you must know, we Iived together.
我以为他会是那个对的人，或者别的什么 I thought he was it, the one, or whatever.
让我吃惊的是他选择了结束一切 什么理由也没有，就不见了 And then surprise, he ended it, out of nowhere for no reason.
消失了，我再也没有见到过他 Gone, never saw him again.
哦，太不幸了，对不起 Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.
不过下一次你应该提前告诉我故事有多长 Next time you should warn me about the Iength of the story, though.
长的有点拖沓呢 Kind of dragged on.
- 我会考虑修改的 - 嗯，只要稍微减下肥 -I'II work on that. -Yeah, just trim the fat.
哦，上帝，打两下很健康 Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
她很主动，也很有胆量 She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
她自己也不知道自己在做什么 而且她不在乎 She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care.
她跟我完全相反 She's the complete opposite of me.
卡尔，能把恰鲁拉酱递给我吗？ FARANOUSH: Carl, could you please pass the Cholula?
好的，法拉诺什 Sure, Faranoush.
我再问次，你们两个是怎么认识的？ How did you two meet again?
那个Persianwifefinder.com，非常的酷 你也应该上去看看 Persianwifefinder.com. It's pretty cool. You should check it out.
- 我订婚了 - 哦，对哦 -I'm engaged. -Oh, yeah.
你在法拉诺什面前谈论艾莉森合适吗？ [WHISPERING] Should you talk about AIIison in front of Faranoush?
没事的，朋友，我们刚认识 她知道这事情不冲突 It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive.
- 而且，她根本不是我喜欢的那一型 - 我听得见你说什么 -Besides, she's totally not my type. -I can hear you.
对不起，法拉诺什 Sorry, Faranoush.
不管怎么说，如果我当时没有对那个流浪汉说好 就不可能遇见艾莉森 Anyway, I never would've met AIIison if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
你也不会和一个陌生的伊朗女人出来约会 You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman.
- 我没有恶意，法拉诺什 - 没有关系 -No offense, Faranoush. -None taken.
我没有想到我面前的是一个不先生 I didn't realize I was dealing with a no man.
不，我觉得这样挺好 帮我把这个丢掉，可以吗？ No, I think it's great. Throw this away for me, will you?
- 嘿，亲爱的 - 嘿 -Hey, honey. LUCY: Hey.
- 露茜，这是法拉诺什，法拉诺什，这是露茜 - 你好 -Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush. -Hello.
我的朋友实在是不靠谱 So my friends are being really Iame...
没有人愿意为我做一场新娘洗礼 ...and nobody's offered to throw me a bridal shower.
嘿，我有个主意 Hey, I have an idea.
卡尔，你愿意给露茜做下新娘洗礼吗？ Carl, would you Iike to throw Lucy a bridal shower?
好啊，当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
为什么不呢，一定会很棒的 好的，我很愿意 Why not? That'd be great. Yeah, I'd Iove that.
- 问题解决了 - 对 -Problem solved. -Yeah.
- 真的？ - 当然 -Really? -Yeah.
谢谢了，卡尔 Well, thanks, Carl.
谢谢，你真体贴 Thanks, that's really sweet.
- 再好不过了 - 你真体贴，卡尔 CARL: That's great. -That is sweet, Carl.
谢谢，法拉诺什 Thanks, Faranoush.
哦，我忘记了，我得去拿我和艾莉森的服装 Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes for me and AIIison.
什么服装？ Costumes for what?
除你武器！开个玩笑 Expelliarmus! Just kidding.
不要紧，我挡住了咒语 而且反弹回去了 That's okay. I blocked it and deflected it back.
我的朋友，这身装扮很酷啊 Oh. Kaching! Wow. Cool costume, my man.
他们只剩下给小孩的衣服了 The only one they had Ieft was for toddlers.
这位是艾莉森 她的魔杖是红杉木做的 This is AIIison and her wand made from a seQuoia.
- 嗨， - 你一定是诺曼 -Hi. -You must be Norman.
我是，很高兴见到你 感谢你光临，请进 Yes, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. Come in.
我们这里有，呃，饮料 Yeah, we've got, well, drinks, you know...
还有薯片和酱料 ...chips, dips...
还有很多好朋友，就像你们俩一样 ...and good people, just Iike you two.
- 谢谢 - 你们随便 -Thanks. -Pace yourselves.
今晚会是个疯狂的夜晚 It's gonna be a crazy night.
- 冲进去，到禁区里 - 加油 -Get in there, play the zone. -Come on.
- 哈里·波特，酱料的味道很不错吧 - 嗯 -Good dip, huh, H.P.?. CARL: Mm.
我在好市多买了很多，你看，我还有张专门的会员卡 Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
有了这张卡，你可以进入所有的地方 And with that card, I get access to the whole place.
而且我可以按照折扣价格买大量的东西 I can buy Iarge Quantities of anything at discount prices.
其他人拿不到这种卡吗？ Can't anyone get one of those cards?
我想是不行的，不过我可以找别人谈谈，如果你需要的话 No, don't think so. But I can talk to someone, if you'd Iike.
- 好的，帮我们说说好话 - 那实在是太好了 -Yeah, put in a good word for us. -That would be great.
回家的感觉很奇怪，对吗？ Feels strange to be going home, doesn 't it?
我没有回家，不是真的回家 "" I'm not going home, not really.""
哦，再见 HERMIONE [ON TV] : Oh, bye.
好了，伙计们，谁想看哈里波特和密室？ NORMAN: AIrighty, gang. Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?
- 谢谢你们来参加派对 - 很高兴认识你们 -Well, thanks for coming, guys. -So nice to meet you.
我也很高兴遇见你，谢谢 还有这个 Good to meet you, too. Thank you. And hey.
没错，这样，还是我来教你吧 That's right. Come in. I'II go in.
把你的手握在这里，另外一只手抱过来 Keep your hand there Iike in a shake. The other hand goes around for a hug.
- 就这样，拍一拍 - 谢谢你送我们出来 -Yeah. Tap it. -Thanks for walking me through that.
- 没问题 - 再见 NORMAN: That's all right. -Bye.
好了，伙计们 都上霍格沃茨号吧 Okay, guys, all aboard the Hogwarts Express.
下一站，阿兹卡班 Next stop, Azkaban.
嘿 Hey.
你要开吗？ Do you wanna drive?
- 嘿，你技术好起来了 - 水平不错，是吧？ -Hey, you're getting better. -Yeah, not bad, huh?
喔，我想到了 Whoa. Yep, I got it.
我有个点子 I got an idea.
- 我们不能这么做 - 为什么？你害怕了？ -We can't do this. -Why? You scared?
快点，有人过来了 我好像看到有人，快点 Hurry. Somebody's coming. And I think I see something. Hurry.
- 真是疯了 - 我知道，但这真的很棒 ALLISON: This is crazy. -I know, but it's great.
这不是真的 This is unreal.
我也不敢相信 I couldn't agree more.
ALLISON: Ooh
你知道吗，我从来没有让其他人开过我的车 You know, I've never Iet anyone drive my scooter before.
我也从来没有在好莱坞露天剧场的舞台上被人亲过 I've never Iet anyone kiss me on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before.
晚上好，洛杉矶 Good evening, Los Angeles.
欢迎来到好莱坞露天剧场 有请孟乔森代理综合症 PIease welcome to the Hollywood Bowl Munchausen by Proxy.
我是你最大的粉丝，砰！ I'm your biggest fan. Bang!
我杀了她 I killed her.
我是个大人物 I'm a somebody.
我怎么不知道 I don't know about that.
- 别这么说，你肯定有不知道的歌迷 - 我觉得没有 -Come on, you gotta have creepy fans. -I don't think so.
- 我们没有那么多追随者 - 你在说什么？ -We don't have that much of a following. -What are you talking about?
罗德里戈和酒吧里的那些人 不过他们不太可靠 Rodrigo and the guys at the bar. They can't be trusted.
再加上我和我的朋友 加起来就有8、9个，虽然不一定能来 There's me and my friends. That makes eight or nine very unstable people.
- 这地方能容乃多少人？ - 大概一万七千人吧 -How many people can this place even hold? -Like 1 7,000.
然后我们再叫上1800个我们的好朋友 So each one of us invites 1 800 of our closest friends.
不需要，我清楚我的音乐不是那种主流 No need. I know our music isn't that mainstream.
- 什么？ - 我喜欢就行 -What? -I Iove doing it.
就好像我拍照一样 It's Iike my photography.
我知道对于摄影来说 I know there isn't that much demand for photographs...
没有多少照片会要在跑步的情况下完成的 但是… ...taken while running, but....
我没有准备要说什么 I wasn't gonna say anything.
谁在乎呀，世界就是一个游乐场 You know, who cares? The world's a playground.
当你是个小孩子的时候你就知道 You know that when you're a kid...
结果在慢慢长大的路上 所有人都忘记了 ...but somewhere along the way, everyone forgets it.
我喜欢你的音乐 I Iove your music.
而且谁都可以站着不动拍照 Anybody can take a photo standing still.
- 嘿，你们两个在干什么？ - 哦，妈的 MAN: Hey. What are you doing? -Oh, shit.
- 别跑 - 我站住了 -Stop. -Stopping.
- 走了，卡尔，快跑 - 谢谢 -Come on, Carl, run. -Thanks.
- 在那别动 - 你抓住我了 -Wait right there. -You got it.
- 给我趴下 - 你说什么就是什么 MAN: Down on the ground. -Whatever you say.
- 卡尔，你还想干什么，我们走 - 好吧，我没法两边都讨好 -Carl, what are you doing? Let's go. -AII right. I can't please everyone.
跑！ ALLISON: Run!
哈啰，大家好 Hello, everybody.
来点维生素C，保持你的体力 我会一直陪着你们 A Iittle vitamin C. Keep your strength up. I will be right with you.
- 能不能把这些发下去？ - 好的 -Pass those out, will you? -Sure.
- 李？ - 嘿 -Lee? -Hey.
我的碰友，你怎么样？ What up, my brizzo?
- 这次词用错了？ - 卡尔，你过来下 -That's not right, is it? -Carl, I need you for a second.
李，你能等我几分钟吧？ Can you hang on a minute, Lee?
诺姆，出什么事情了？ What's going on, Norm?
事情好像搞大了 Something's going down on a big scale.
总公司的人来了，别看 他要和你谈谈 Guy from Corporate's here. Don't Iook. He wants to talk to you.
我觉得是因为你最近放出的那些贷款 I think it's about all those Ioans you've been approving.
我们之前合作的很好 Well, we had a nice run.
诺姆，我大概要走人了 I might get shit-canned, Norm.
不管怎么样，不用担心 事情肯定会变好的 Anyway, don't worry about it. It'II Iead to something good.
- 嘿，这事情我也有份 - 不用 -Hey, I'm part of this too. -No.
- 当然有关系，我就站在一边，是我任由事情发生的 - 诺姆 -Yeah. I stood by and Iet it happen. -Norm.
你一定记得的 你当时也在贷款区，记得吗？ You were feeling it. You were in the Ioan zone, remember?
- 是的 - 我看着你在操作 -I was. -I was watching you.
是啊 Yeah, you were.
现在事情找上我们两个了 我们两个得一起面对难关了 But I'm afraid it's caught up with us. Now you and I have to face the music.
- 来吧 - 嘿，再等我一下？ -Come on. -Hey. Can I have one minute?
- 好的 - 李，你想要什么？ -Okay. -Lee? What do you need?
你大概是我放出去的最后一笔款子了 You may be my Iast Ioan.
这是辆杜卡迪 It's a Ducati.
我想这车子能够让别人忘记我男护士的身份 I'm thinking it'II get people off my back about the male nurse thing.
- 你明白我的意思吗？ - 嗯，这车很棒 -See what I mean? -Yeah. Nice ride.
另外一边见，李 See you on the other side, Lee.
卡尔 WES: Carl.
我是威斯利·帕克 联邦储蓄的副总裁 Wesley T. Parker. Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
很高兴见到你 PIeasure to meet you.
一般来说我们的贷款人员每两个月会放出35到40笔贷款 Every two months, the typical Ioan officer approves 35 to 40 Ioans.
而你一共 You have given out...
放出了561笔贷款 ...561.
比平均值稍微高了点 A Iittle more than average, then.
相比之下，贷款金额更加反常些 What's even more unusual are the amounts.
250块的山地车 600块的帆船课程 A $250 Ioan for a mountain bike, $600 for windsurfing Iessons.
你试过帆船吗？很有意思 Have you ever tried that? It's fun.
卡尔，一般来说我们银行从来不给小额贷款 Carl, this bank traditionally has never given out small Ioans.
- 请允许我解释…好的，当然 - 坐下，诺曼 -If I can explain-- Yeah, certainly. WES: Sit down.
一开始我以为你是想借机盗用我们的存款 At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
- 我绝对不会那么做 - 如果是我，我肯定会，所以你一样有嫌疑 -I would never do that. -I would if I could, so why wouldn't you?
但是 But--
但是后来我仔细看了下 But then I Iooked closer.
这些人的需求得到了满足 These people are so grateful to have their needs met...
他们因此十分感激 超过98%的人都能按期还款 ...more than 98 percent of them are following through with payments.
而且因为你放出的贷款数量很大 And because you've given out so many of them...
所以我们实际上赚了很大一笔钱 卡尔，这些小额贷款的点子很不错 ...we're actually making a Iot of money. Carl, these micro-Ioans, not bad.
看吧，老卡，你杞人忧天了 See, Car, you worrywart.
卡尔, 如果说我想邀请你 上楼和某些大人物坐在一起 Carl, what would you say if I asked you to work upstairs with the big boys?
- 去总公司？ - 喔！ -Corporate? -Wow.
太好了，我肯定会说 That's great. I would have to say--
不行，等等，在说出决定前… No, wait. Before we give our answer...
维斯，我们最好谈谈价钱，真金白银 ...Iet's talk money. Dollars and cents, Wes.
不好意思我们不能和你谈，因为我们只要卡尔 I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl.
明白了，好吧 Got it. Yep.
今天下班前我们会把新的合同拿给你 We'II have the employment contract to you by the end of the day.
做的好，卡尔，来撞下 Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.
- 错过了，我也想撞下的 - 给你 -Missed it. I was gonna fist you. -Here's some fist.
这一件很不错 This one is nice.
我特别喜欢这种乳白色的 你觉得呢？ I especially Iove it in cream. What do you think?
- 我也喜欢 - 真的？ -I Iove it. -Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
新娘洗礼？你要怎么搞新娘洗礼？ Bridal bingo? How do you play bridal bingo?
跟普通的洗礼一样 It's the same as regular bingo...
但是你会朝着新娘喊一些让人尴尬的话，明白了吗？ ...but you just yell embarrassing facts about the bride, okay?
好吧 Yeah.
- 还是不要了，我不做新娘洗礼了 - 别这样 -No, I'm not doing bridal bingo. -Come on.
我不想搞得那么复杂 I don't want anything complicated.
你应该仔细好好体会这样的经历 You gotta sQueeze every drop of juice out of this experience.
这东西听起来就不复杂，不复杂吧？ It doesn't sound complicated. Is it complicated?
你们还有很多问题要问吗？我可没有一整天来对付你们 Are you going to be asking a Iot more Question? I don't got all day.
[SOO-MI SPEAKING KOREAN]
- 也许我们应该去别的地方看看 - 不要紧的，我去和她谈谈 -Maybe we should just go somewhere else. -It's okay. I'II talk to her.
小姐，出什么问题了吗？ [SPEAKING KOREAN]
- 我每天在这里看着别人订婚、结婚幸福的样子，可我呢？ - 我明白了，很快就会轮到你的…你能帮我吗 [SPEAKING KOREAN]
好的 Okay.
好的，新娘洗礼很简单 Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?
如果您需要的话，我可以给您详细解释 I can explain to you in more detail if you want.
有个人站在窗外的台阶上，要跳楼！ [SPEAKING KOREAN]
发生什么了？ What's going on?
[韩语] [SPEAKING KOREAN]
我是说，有人要自杀 I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.
跳 Jump.
你们他妈的在看什么？ What the hell are you Iooking at?
- 别跳啊 - 朋友，别指着我 MAN 1 : Don't do it. JUMPER: Don't point at me, buddy.
嘿，女士，把那只狗拉开 Hey, Iady, move that dog.
伙计，你能不能移开两英尺？ Buddy, can you move over a Iittle bit, Iike two feet?
有人叫警察了吗？ Has somebody called the police?
叫了，不过等警察到这里，他早就挂了 得有人把他劝下来 Yeah. He'II be dead before they get here. Somebody needs to talk him down.
- 都让开 - 来人救救他啊！ JUMPER: Move out the way. WOMAN 1 : Somebody help him!
别跳！ WOMAN 2: Don't do it.
没有那么糟糕 WOMAN 3: It can't be that bad.
嘿，伙计 Hey, buddy.
你是谁？ Who are you, man?
什么都别做，我要自杀，不要拦着我 Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself, so don't try to stop me.
- 好的 - 你什么意思，好的？ -Okay. -What do mean, "Okay"?
不是，我不是说好的 等我一下 No, I don't mean okay. Just give me a second.
我应该跟你说点什么的 I should say something to you here.
我不知道应该说什么 I don't really know what it is.
老兄，你劝人的水平真糟糕 你不是条子吧？ Man, you terrible at this. Are you even a cop?
等等，我还在想 Hold on a second, I'm thinking.
等等，我想到了 Wait. I've got it.
老兄，你去哪里？ Where you going, man?
- 我就知道跟我想的不一样 - 别说了 WOMAN 4: I know it's not what I think it is. MAN 2: Just stop.
哦，老兄 Oh, man.
- 老兄，你还在吗？ - 不要跳，我就来了 -My man. Hello? -Don't do it. I'm coming.
耐心是美德 Patience is a virtue.
你他妈的到底在里面搞毛？ What the hell you doing in there?
我的朋友，我希望你能离开窗台 [SINGING] I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend
你可以和你一生中的所有谎言一刀两断 You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in
如果你不愿意再见到我 And if you never want to see me again
我能够理解 I would understand
呃…噢… Um-- Oh--
下面怎么唱的？ CARL: What is it?
这个愤怒的男孩有些疯狂 [SINGING] The angry boy a bit too insane
被秘密的疼痛折磨 Icing over a secret pain
你知道你不属于任何人 You know you don 't belong
我知道所有人都有自己的理由 Everyone I know has got a reason
去说 To say
你可以将过去放开 ALL [SINGING] : You can put the past away
我的朋友，我希望你能离开窗台 I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend
你可以和你一生中的所有谎言一刀两断 You could cut ties with all the lies You've been living in
如果你再也不想见到我 And if you never want to see me again
我能够理解 I would understand
我手指上起泡了 I got blisters on my fingers.
卡尔 STEPHANIE: Carl.
史蒂芬妮，泰德，嘿 Stephanie, Ted, hey.
你们过的还好吗？ 在这里做什么？ How's it going? What are you guys doing here?
我们去大溪地度了个周末 泰德的爸爸在那里有块小土地 We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father owns a Iittle piece of property there.
亲爱的，100英亩不算很小了 至少在大溪地不算小 A hundred acres isn't so Iittle, hon. Not in Tahiti, anyway.
嘿，我在电视上看见你了，卡尔 太令人惊讶了 Hey, I saw you on TV. That was amazing, Carl.
只不过是一条小小的生命需要人拯救 没什么大不了的 It's just a Iittle Iife that needed saving. No big deal.
- 那你是要去哪儿？ - 我在这里等我女朋友 -So where you headed? -I'm meeting my girlfriend here.
- 我们也不知道要去哪里 - 真的？ -We don't know where we're going. -Really?
真的，我们就随便挑个地方 就是那种点兵点将来选 Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place. Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing.
随时联系，有机会再见 Keeps it fresh. I'II see you guys.
- 听起来很有意思 - 你能想象吗？ -That sounds Iike a Iot of fun. -Can you imagine?
想不出来 TED: No.
我这里有些行李要托运 So I have some carry-on here.
请给我两张下一班离开这里的机票 I'd Iike two tickets on the first plane out of here, please.
我们之前从来没有尝试过 We've never done this before.
下一班飞机是去 The next flight available for boarding...
内布拉斯加的林肯 ...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
好的 Okay.
- 好的 - 好的 -Okay. -Okay.
- 确定？ - 去林肯 -Yeah? -Lincoln.
我们来了！ Here we come.
一般人到了内布拉斯加，林肯会去哪里呢？ ALLISON: Where does someone go in Lincoln, Nebraska?
那么，很明显我们应该去那里 Well, clearly we should go there.
最早的接线员耳机 ALLISON: "The earliest switchboard operators' headsets...
重10.5磅 ...weighed over 1 0 and a half pounds.""
- 真有趣 - 看看这个 -Interesting. CARL: Look at this.
- 第一个电话 - 太酷了 -Very first phone call ever. -Pretty cool.
看看这个电话 Check out the phone.
他们比我想象的要小多了 等等，我的电话震动了 Smaller than I thought they would be. Hold on, I'm vibrating.
哈啰？ Hello?
好枪法 MAN: Nice shot.
- 射击你又知道多少？ - 很性感 -What do you know about that? -Pretty sexy.
我要怎么做呢？我只有… So, what do I do? I just--
- 放松点 - 抓好 MAN 1 : Take it easy. MAN 2: Here you go.
- 好的 - 你做到了 -Okay. -You got it.
放飞碟？ Pull?
- 漂亮 - 我打中了，我打中了 MAN 1 : Good one. -I got it. I got it.
我能再来一次吗？我能再来一次吗？ 出什么问题了？ Can I do it again? Can I do it again? What's wrong?
先生们，女士们，让我们欢迎 ANNOUNCER [ON PA] : Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...
内布拉斯加州大学的玉米去苞叶机队 ...for your University of Nebraska Cornhuskers.
我赌20块，俄克拉荷马干掉他们 PETE: Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.
嘿，彼得，你能不能把那个放到烤面包机上 Hey, Pete, you mind putting that on a coaster?
什么？你现在住在这里了？ What, do you Iive here now?
对，我问卡尔的，然后他说可以 Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.
嘿，那不是卡尔吗？ LUCY: Hey. Is that Carl?
- 慢着 - 慢着，慢着 -Wait a second. -Wait a second, wait a second.
这里的气氛太热烈了，克里斯 我什么都听不见了 ANNOUNCER: The energy is palpable here, Chris. I can 't even hear myself think.
- 我猜他们是在内布拉斯加州 - 喔 -I guess they're in Nebraska. -Wow.
现在这个环节是非常的有趣 如果你不能很好地把头砍下来 Now, this is the really interesting part. If you don't take the heads off properly...
那么所有东西都会混成一堆 ...then everything gets mixed into the batch.
如果有人在碗里发现一个鸡喙 或者吃了一嘴肌腱 Someone gets a beak in their bucket or a mouthful of tendons...
那你就又要多背上个案子了 ...and you got a Iawsuit on your hands.
在去头环节有个人昏过去了 We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
真不敢相信，我这样也会绊倒 CARL: I can't believe I tripped Iike that.
- 你看起来象是昏过去了 - 没有，我跟你说，我的脚踩到钉子了 ALLISON: It seemed Iike you fainted. -No, I told you my foot caught a nail.
好吧，我还以为是那些桶里的鸡嘴害的 ALLISON: Okay. Because I thought it was all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
别说了，求你了 CARL: Don't, please.
哦，上帝啊，开始下雨了 Oh, God. It's starting to rain.
来这里，我得保护你 Here. I have to protect you.
过来 Come on.
快点，我们不能浪费时间 我们得找个地方去躲雨 Hurry, there's no time to Iose. We have to find shelter.
过来 Come on.
过来这里，好了，我们到了 Get in here. It's okay. I got you.
艾莉森，你还好吧？ AIIison, are you okay?
你受伤了吗？你受伤了？你没事吧？ Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?
什么？ What?
我不知道，我想我爱你 I don't know. I think I Iove you.
真的？ Really?
我知道自己喜欢你已经有一段时间了 但是就在刚才我决定我爱你了 I've known that I Iike you for a while, but just now I decided that I Iove you.
- 你爱我吗？ - 毫无疑问 -Do you Iove me? -Definitely.
我爱你，就像… I Iove you Iike...
我实在不敢相信 有点荒唐呢 ...I can't believe it. It's kind of ridiculous.
我一直在想… I've been thinking...
我知道这个想法有点疯狂 特别是对我来说… ...and I know it's crazy, especially for me...
不过，也许等我们回去以后 我们应该搬到一起住 ...but maybe when we get back we should move in together.
哦，真的吗？ 你一直在想这件事？ Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
- 我怎么看？呃…好的 - 哦，上帝啊，你犹豫了 -What do I think? Uh-- Yeah. -Oh, God. You paused.
- 没有，我没有犹豫 - 你犹豫了 -No, I didn't pause. -You paused.
没有，我没有犹豫 我们的关系进了一大步 No, I didn't pause. It was just a big step.
这是个愚蠢的主意 我应该什么话都不说的 It was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have said anything.
别这样，你在说什么？ 这样吧，再问我一次 Come on, what are you talking about? Here, ask me again.
- 你要不要搬… - 好 -Do you wanna move-- -Yes.
我犹豫了吗？ 如果需要的话我可以再缩短个几毫秒 Did I pause there? I could probably knock a couple milliseconds off that if you....
你们今天要去哪里旅行？ - 洛杉矶 WOMAN: Where are you traveling today? -Los Angeles.
请等我一分钟 I'II just be one minute.
我们应该每个周末都这样 这样我们就可以看遍整个世界 We should do this every weekend. We could see the whole world.
我一定参加 I'm in.
- 你还好吧？ - 恩，我很好 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm good.
先生？ AGENT 1 : Sir?
- 方便请你跟我们来一下吗？ - 你说什么？ -You mind coming with us, please? -I'm sorry?
我们想要问你几个问题 We just wanna ask you a few Questions.
你太狡猾了，噢，实在很有趣 You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.
哦，干得漂亮，你也是一伙的？ Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?
哦，我的上帝啊，你们两个差点让我当真了 Oh, my God, you guys really had me going there.
红色警报，候机大厅里有个疯子 There's a crazy man in the terminal. Red alert.
- 哦，演得真好 - 走吧，可笑的家伙 -Oh, good job. AGENT 1 : Let's go, funny guy.
请过来，女士 Come on, Iady.
- 艾伦先生，你讨厌你的国家吗？ - 什么？ -Do you hate your country, Mr. AIIen? CARL: What?
- 你讨厌美国吗？ - 不，当然没有 -Do you hate America? -No. Of course not.
那你为什么要策划攻击这个国家？ Then why are you plotting to attack it?
- 什么？ - 我想你们是找错人了 -What? -I think you have the wrong guy.
对不起，我有和你说话吗？ I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?
我们一直在跟踪你，我们知道你是谁？ AGENT 2: We've been tracking you. We know who you are.
- 我们知道你在计划什么？ - 这想法太疯狂了，你们以为我是个恐怖分子？ -We know what you're planning. -This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?
你为什么要到最后一刻才买这些飞机票呢？ Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the Iast minute?
这不过是自主旅行 It was a spontaneous vacation.
是啊，我刚才还跟图维德探员说 Right. I was just saying to Agent Tweed...
我很想去内布拉斯加州的林肯过个有趣的假期呢 ...how I wanted to take a fun-filled vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska.
你是不是Persianwifefinder.com的会员？ Are you currently a member of Persianwifefinder.com?
- 是的，但是你不明白 - 是的？她是谁？ -Yes, but you don't understand. -Yes? Who is that?
法拉诺什，没什么关系 我可以解释，我可以解释 Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain. I can explain.
小混球，你解释下这个吧 作为布雷尔联合储蓄贷款的贷款主管 Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...
你向一个人提供贷款，进行化肥生产业务 ...you gave a man money to start a fertilizer business.
- 你想要什么？炸弹吗？ - 没有 -For what, bombs? -No.
你最近是不是参加了飞行课程？ Have you recently started taking flying Iessons?
- 是啊，噢，别搞 - 你为什么要学韩语？ -Yes. Oh, come on. -Why did you Iearn Korean?
- 你是不是和朝鲜人结盟了？ - 没有，怎么可能？ -Are you aligned with the North Koreans? -No. What?
你之前结过婚，但是只持续了六个月 是为了移民吗？ You were married for six months. Some immigration thing?
- 你结过婚？ - 是的 -You were married? CARL: Yes.
那是很久以前了，我想要告诉你的 That was a Iong time ago. I was gonna tell you.
我是想要告诉她的，我从来没有… I was gonna tell her. I just never--
都说出来吧，卡尔，如果这是你的真名的话 Start talking, Carl, if that is your real name.
我们还知道另外一个让我们头疼的卡尔 对吧，图维德 We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?
他的名字是马克思 His name was Marx.
我要见我的律师 I need to speak to my attorney.
几个月之前，我的客户参加了一个自我提升的讲座… Several months ago, my client attended a self-empowerment seminar...
他必须对任何提出的要求说好 ...that reQuires him to say yes to any reQuest that's presented.
所以这些受你们怀疑的行为 AII of the activity that appears suspicious...
那些飞行课程 还有自主旅游 ...the flying Iessons, the spontaneous trip-taking...
不过是因为他必须对任何的机会说好 ...it's all because he must say yes to any opportunity.
- 他十分的执著 - 你对所有事情都说好？ -He's really into it. -You say yes to everything?
- 你在开玩笑吗？ - 不是你听的这样 -Are you kidding? -It's not how it sounds.
那是怎么样？我倒愿意听你说说 How does it? I'd Iove to hear this.
我想知道这事情还有没有些转圜的余地 I'm wondering if there's a better setting for this back and forth.
也许我们两个应该私下谈谈 我们出去说 Maybe we should speak privately. Come on outside.
- 呼，差一点就 - 这他妈的是怎么回事，卡尔？ -Whew. That was close. -What the hell, Carl?
你是认真的吗？ 你对所有事情都说好？ Are you serious? You say yes to everything?
- 就算是对你不喜欢的事情也说好？ - 不是，当然不是 -Even if you don't Iike it? -No, of course not.
- 有些时候 - 哦，很好，我松了口气 -Sometimes. -Oh, good. What a relief.
我还以为你一直都在撒谎 结果只是有时候，非常的好 I thought you Iied all the time, but it's just sometimes. That's excellent.
所以你其实不想来看我的演出 So you didn't wanna come to my show...
不想和我一起慢跑，也不想同我一起旅行？ ...you didn't wanna go jogging with me, you didn't wanna travel with me?
我愿意，那是我自己的决定 Yes, I did. That was my idea.
我问你愿不愿意搬到一起… When I asked you if you wanted to move in...
我花了很长时间去考虑，我的确是那么想的 ...that took a Iot for me to do that, and I meant it.
我不知道应该期待什么 但是我觉得作为一个成年人… I didn't know what to expect, but I guess I figured...
我有能力分清楚，而你也会好好权衡 ...Iike an adult, you were gonna weigh the options.
你犹豫了 You paused.
你想说不行的，但是你不能说 你必须说好 You wanted to say no but you couldn't. You had to say yes.
- 不完全是这样的 - 我怎么知道你做的事情是… -That's not entirely true. -How do I know if anything you did...
因为你自己想做，还是因为你必须照那该死的节目说的做 ...was because you wanted to or because you were following some damn program?
艾莉森 AIIison.
再见，卡尔 Bye, Carl.
我真不敢相信我竟然没有告诉她我结过婚 我真是个白痴 I can't believe I didn't tell her I was married. I'm such an idiot.
- 你知道我做了什么？ - 什么？ -You know what I did? -What's that?
她问我要不要搬过去和她一起住 然后我犹豫了，就好像是说不行 She asked me to move in with her and I hesitated. That was Iike a no.
我应该马上说好的，你明白吗 I should have said yes right away, you know?
就是从那时候开始，整件事情就变得糟糕了 我破坏了契约 That's how the whole thing got screwed up. I broke the covenant.
如果要说把事情搞砸的原因 Ever think things got screwed up...
那也是因为你不动脑子直接说好 而不是因为那个契约 ...because you said yes without thinking, not because of a covenant you made?
这个契约无所不在，很重要 CARL: It's with the universe. It's a big deal.
这是可以妥协的，你可以分析情况 There is a middle ground here. You can process things.
你应该自己来权衡 根据不同的情况作出你的决定 You can weigh them individually and make decisions on a case-by-case basis...
就像普通人做的那样 ...a.k.a. what normal people do.
这个观点不错 等下再说，艾莉森 Yeah, that's a good point. Hold that thought. AIIison!
或者还是算了 Or not.
艾莉森，求求你，我们能不能稍微谈谈？ AIIison, please, can't we talk for a sec?
- 离我远点 - 好吧 -Get away from me. -Okay.
- 再远点 - 好吧 ALLISON: Farther. -Yeah.
卡尔 Carl.
再见，卡尔 Bye, Carl.
- 哦，我很喜欢美食 - 我也是 -Oh, I just love good food. -So do I.
- 你呢？ - 嗯哼 -Do you? -Uh-huh.
你知道吗，我们两个在很多地方都很像 You know you and I are a lot alike?
我的妈妈也喜欢好吃的 My mother likes good food.
她总是说，我宁愿吃上个星期的美食 She always used to say, "I'd rather eat good food...
也不要吃这难吃的饭 ...than bad food any old day of the week. "
嘿 Hey.
还是我 It' s me again.
确切地说，我讨论的是15到20个百分点 Specifically I'm talking about 1 5 to 20 percent.
我们之所以要这么做，是因为我们必须跟着… The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the....
好了，现在我已经彻底放弃控制了 PILOT: Okay, I'm totally off the controls.
你已经可以自己飞行了 You're officially flying by yourself.
酷 Cool.
世界上没有什么感觉比这个更美妙的了，是吧？ There's no greater feeling in the world, is there?
哈啰，杰克，罗德里戈 佩内洛普，菲立普，扎克利 Hello, Jake, Rodrigo, Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.
我要感谢你们的到来 I'd Iike to thank you all for coming...
只因为你们是真心想来捧场 ...for no other reason than you genuinely wanted to.
还有一条不相关的通知 其他的人可以去跳大桥了 In an unrelated note, everyone else can go jump off a bridge.
啊！ Ah!
艾莉森？ AIIison?
不，是我，我是威斯，老卡 是不是电话打得不是时候 No, it's Wes P., Big C. Did I catch you at a bad time?
- 没有，没有，我正被吊着 - 好的，好的，我就是打电话来问问 -No, no, I'm just hanging here. -Okay, okay. Just checking in.
知道下总公司对你怎么样 Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
跟那些苦工一样的家伙相处很恼火吧？ Kicks the crap out of dealing with those peons, huh?
- 我从来没有觉得他们像… - 别挂，别挂，稍微等下 -I never really thought of them as-- -Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second.
维斯，你听到我说话了吗？ Wes? Can you hear me?
去追球！ Go get the ball!
听着，我有个任务交给你 我们准备关掉一些分行 So Iisten, I got a job for you. We're shutting down a bunch of branches...
- 我希望由你去通知那些主管 - 关掉分行？ -...and I need you to tell the managers. -Shutting down branches?
哪些分行？ Which ones?
我们是斯巴达！ We are Sparta!
嗨，诺姆 Hi, Norm.
你有三条留言 ANSWERING MACHINE: You have three messages.
嗨，老卡，你的答录机在说话 NORMAN: Hi, Car, this is your answer phone speaking.
还是我，诺姆 就是想提醒你，别忘记了今晚的派对 No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder about the party tonight.
我们到时候见，老兄，收到，出发 I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.
卡尔，我是鲁，谢谢你借我用你的车 ROONEY: Carl, it's Roons. Thanks for letting me use your car.
你可能注意到前保险杠不见了 不用担心 You might notice the front bumper missing. Not to worry.
我找了你的车保 一切都在掌握之中 I gave them your insurance. The whole thing's being handled.
另外我有一堆洗过的衣服丢在你房间里 别忘了，烫的时候别用粉浆，我爱你 And I left a pile of laundry in my room. Don 't forget, no starch. Love you.
是我，彼得，我确信你还记得，而且很重视露茜的洗礼 PETER: It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware and completely on top of it...
但是我还是想确认下，时间还是明天晚上对吧？ ...but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night.
我一直没有得到你的回音 Haven 't received confirmation of any sort from you. A t all.
- 洗礼，该死 - 好了 -Shower. Shit. -It's on.
给我打电话 Right? Call me.
- 嘿，伙计们 - 嘿 -Hey, guys. -Hey.
- 出什么事了？ - 我只是有些话要对你说 -What' s wrong? -I just really need to talk to you.
什么？ What?
先进来，我会解释所有事情的 Come on inside. I'II explain everything.
惊喜！ ALL: Surprise!
- 哦，我的上帝啊 - 洗礼快乐 -Oh, my God. -Happy shower.
你怎么搞定的 How did you pull this off?
我只不过打电话找了些人帮忙 然后烧点钱就是了 I just called in a few favors, kept throwing money at it.
我喜欢，我很喜欢 PETER: I Iike it, I Iike it.
- 鲁尼 - 恭喜 -Rooney. ROONEY: Congrats.
- 这是伯特，他做化肥生意 - 嘿 -That's Bert. He's in fertilizer. -Hey, B.
- 这是李，他是个男护士 - 我认识李 -And Lee, he's a male nurse. PETER: I know Lee.
我们给这小子弄杯喝的 他没有多久好日子了 Let's get this guy a drink. He doesn't have Iong to Iive.
灌他，灌他 PETER: On him, on him.
蛋糕？ Cake?
- 谢谢 - 不用谢 -Thanks. -Sure.
- 哦，这是约翰·古德曼 - 不对，是亚历克·鲍德温 [两位都是演员] -Oh, John Goodman. -No, it's AIec Baldwin.
哦，没错，认出来了 Oh, right. Nailed it.
诺姆，谢谢你能来，朋友 Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.
- 你最近怎么样？ - 卡尔，我很好 -How you holding up? -I'm okay, Car.
你也知道，每天每天 You know, taking her day by day.
嗯，好吧，我有个朋友要介绍给你认识 Yeah. Well, I got a friend I want you to meet.
哦 Oh.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
- 诺曼，这是苏米 - 嗨，你好 -Norman, this is Soo-Mi. -Hi there.
- 我可以喊你苏吗？ - 可以 -Can I call you Soo? -Yes.
你跳舞吗？ Do you dance?
当然，我赢过不少比赛呢，你看 Well, I've won some competitions. Watch this.
- 来吧 - 看着，嘿 -Come on. -Look out. Oh, hey.
- 哦，这张照片很有意思 - 是啊，只要半价，所以 -Oh, that's an interesting one. -Yep. And it's half-price, so....
哦，天哪 Oh, jeez.
- 老兄，这是我参加过最好的结婚洗礼了 - 伙计，这是你应有的 -That's the best wedding shower ever, man. -Man, you deserve it.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事，没事 -You all right? -Yeah. Yeah.
- 真的？她还是没有回你电话？ - 没有 -Yeah? She's still not calling you back? -No.
- 你准备怎么做？ - 我不知道 -What are you gonna do? -I don't know.
我想我还是会继续找着节目里说的做 对所有事情说好 I guess I'II just stick with the program. Keep saying yes to everything.
我知道这听起来很蠢… I know it sounds silly...
但是也许会错有错招，负负得正 ...but maybe that bad stuff will Iead to something good.
听起来一点也不蠢 好吧，也许是有点蠢 Doesn't sound silly. Well, maybe a Iittle silly.
你明天晚上要一起吃晚餐吗？ You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?
- 好的，但不是因为我必须去 - 很好 -Yes. And not because I have to. -Great.
- 这次你必须得去 - 对 -Well, you do have to. -Yeah.
- 你愿意去 - 哦，是的 -But you want to. -Oh, yeah.
- 太糟糕了 - 哦，上帝啊，我也觉得 -So bad. -Oh, God, me too.
- 我满脑子就那么个念头 - 真的？ -It's all I can think about. -Really?
嗨，你好 Hi there.
哈啰 Hello there.
你一定是提莉 You must be Tillie.
- 我听说了不少关于你的事？ - 不是很好吗？ -I've certainly heard a Iot about you. -Isn't that nice?
- 你愿意帮我个忙吗？ - 当然可以，没有问题 -Would you mind helping me? -Absolutely, yeah. No problem.
好吧，那走吧 Come on, Iet's go.
- 你好？ - 嗨，卡尔 -Hello? -Hi, Carl.
- 哦，史蒂芬妮，出什么事了？ - 你能过来吗？ -Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong? -Can you come over?
我们大吵了一架，然后他摔门走了 We had this big fight and he stormed off.
好了，这种事情有时候自然而然就会解决得 Well, these things have a way of working themselves out.
我不知道 I don't know.
- 这次恐怕不行了，我想我们俩是完了 - 完了？ -Not this time. I think it's over. -Yeah?
也许就应该是这个结果，你觉得呢？ You know, but maybe it's supposed to be.
我是说，从一开始，我就觉得有些事情不太对？ I mean, a part of me felt Iike something wasn't right from the beginning.
- 什么不对？ - 我不知道，卡尔，我很混乱 -Yeah? -I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.
我觉得在这种情况下 有点，好吧… CARL: Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point, it's, well....
- 今晚留下来陪我 - 哦，史蒂… -Stay with me tonight. -Oh, Steph....
史蒂… Steph...
我不能 ...I can't.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你在说什么？ What are you saying?
我是说不行 I'm saying no.
你是认真的？ Are you serious?
哦，上帝啊 Oh, Jesus.
哦，不要 Oh, please.
我没有看到红线 我到这里才20分钟 I didn't even see the red zone. I've only been here for 20 minutes.
- 朋友，对不起，我爱莫能助 - 哦，别这样，能不能让我消停下？ -Sorry, pal. Can't help you. -Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
不先生，不先生，不先生 No, man, no, man, no, man.
- 不先生，不先生，不先生… - 不可能的！ CROWD: No man, no man, no man.... -Not possible!
神经病 Jackoff.
第二十六章 和好字的韵律相似的词 TERRENCE [ON RECORDING] : Chapter 26, "Words That Rhyme With Yes. "
猜疑，混乱 Guess, mess.
苔丝，这是个名字 很少，一个词，也能用做名字 Tess, that's a name. Less, a word and a name.
- 泰伦斯，别紧张 - 我操？ -Terrence, don't freak out. -What the fuck?
上帝啊，那个护士太明显了 Jesus, that nurse couldn't be any more obvious.
她就那么走进来，就像是要… 不要勾引我了，女人 She was coming in the room. It's Iike, "Give me some space, woman."
我再告诉你一次，我觉得她只是过来检查卡尔德 Again, I'm pretty sure she was just here checking on Carl.
彼得 Peter.
契约 A covenant.
嘿，伙计，你还好吗？ Hey, buddy, you all right?
老兄，那个契约 他对我的惩罚越来越重了 The covenant, it's coming down hard on me, man.
- 他一直在讲这个毫无意思的契约 - 都是胡说 -He keeps talking this covenant nonsense. -It's not nonsense.
胡说八道 TERRENCE: It is nonsense.
是他 It's him.
哦，感谢上帝，泰伦斯 你得把这个契约取消掉，快要害死我了 Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to remove the covenant. It's killing me.
在这之前，你在我的车里做什么？ First of all, what were you doing in my car?
我跟你说了，我想你帮我取消契约 I told you, I need you to remove the covenant.
根本没有契约，从来就没有 我只是起到引导的作用 There is no covenant. There never was. I was just riffing.
- 引导？ - 好吧，我还是解释下吧 -Riffing? -Well, I had to say something.
你很难搞 你让我在我的观众面前出丑 You were being difficult, embarrassing me in front of my crowd.
- 所以这个‘好’和‘不’的理论都是狗屁？ - 不是的 -So the whole yes thing is all bullshit? -No.
你只是不知道如何去说好这个字，仅此而已 You just don't know how to use it, that's all.
我当然会，我对所有事情都说好 真的很难做到 Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything. Real tough to grasp.
不，这不是重点 No, that's not the point.
哦，也许一开始是这样的 但这只是让你能够慢慢接受… Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it...
作为你的启蒙 ...to get you started.
接下来，你不是因为必须才会说好… Then you're saying yes, not because you have to...
也不是因为有个契约在催着你说… ...not because a covenant tells you to...
而是因为你心里清楚，你愿意去做 ...but because you know in your heart that you want to.
对 Yeah.
你是对的 You're right.
- 这样就解释的通了 - 我告诉过你，我早就说了 -That makes perfect sense. -I told you. I said that.
- 你没有说过 - 我说了 -You didn't say that. PETE: I did.
- 你没有想这样说明白 - 我只是没有用这种口吻来说 -You didn't say it Iike that. -Not with an accent.
谢谢你，泰伦斯 关于你的车，还有头上的伤，我很抱歉 Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car, and your head there.
- 现在是几点？ - 早上5点40分 -What time is it? -It's 5:40 in the morning.
完美 Perfect.
我说过 I said that.
随便了 Whatever.
我去床上躺一会，以免那个护士再进来 I'm gonna hop in the bed just in case the nurse comes back.
- 先生，你得回你的病房去 - 不用，我不回去 -Sir, you need to get back to your room. -No, I don't.
- 先生，请你站住 - 咬我啊 -Sir, stop right there. -Eat me.
- 李，你在这里做什么？ - 还记得吗，我是个护士啊 -Lee. What are you doing here? -I'm a nurse, remember?
哦，对，没错，抱歉 能借下你的车吗？ Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Can I borrow your car?
不好意思我没有车了 但是我拿到了我的杜卡迪，得谢谢你 No, I don't have my car anymore. I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.
杜卡迪 Ducati.
你以前骑过这种摩托车吗？ 马力很大的 Have you ever driven one of these before? They're quite powerful.
骑过，我以前一直和艾莉森骑她的摩托车 CARL: Yeah, I ride double all the time on the scooter with AIIison.
不是的，卡尔，这完全不一样 LEE: No, Carl, this is not the same.
你一定要小心点，好吗 这家伙的扭力… You really have to be careful. Okay? These things have a Iot of--
万能的耶稣啊！ CARL: Holy Jesus.
很大~~ --torQue.
- 你好啊，怎样？ - 没什么好抱怨的 -How you doing? -Can't complain.
啊！ Ah!
大概你得让下路 You might wanna get out of the way.
- 当心，笨蛋 - 对不起 MAN: Come on. Jerk. CARL: I'm sorry.
啊！ Ah!
喔！ Whoa!
王八蛋 What an asshole.
卡尔，你在这里做什么？ Carl, what are you doing here?
我就是想要告诉你 我不想和你住在一起 I just wanted to tell you that I don't wanna Iive with you.
哦，谢谢，我穿着闪光盔甲的骑士 Oh, wow. Thanks. My knight in shining armor.
好了，大家走吧 Okay, people, Iet's go.
但是我想和你在一起 But I wanna be with you.
可是我不想和你在一起 我不认识你 But I don't wanna be with you. I don't know you.
除了要住在一起那件事以外 我说的就是我心里想的 Everything I said I meant, except about Iiving together.
要住在一起让我很紧张 不过那很正常，因为是件大事情 That makes me nervous, but that's normal. It's big.
我们不应该这样想都不想就跳进去 We shouldn't just jump into that without thinking.
为什么不呢？你不是所有事都这样吗？ 你不停地对遇到的事情说好，好，好 Why not? You do it with everything. You say yes to whatever comes your way.
不是那样的，如果你不想的话，你完全可以说不 That's not true. You can say no if you don't want something.
说的好，卡尔，你从哪里听来的？ 你的教科书？ Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your Iiterature?
听着，我知道哲学话题里面都是陷阱 Look, I know the philosophy has some holes.
你觉得？我倒是觉得很严谨嘛 You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
但是如果我之前没有说好的话 我永远不会遇见你 But if I hadn't done that, I never would've met you.
因为之前的那个卡尔觉得他配不上任何人 Because the old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody.
我觉得如果我说好的话 就必须和其他人交流 I thought if I said yes to things and got involved with people...
要不了多久，他们就会发现我不靠谱 ...sooner or Iater, they'd find out I'm not enough.
我也不觉得自己有什么可以分享的 I didn't think I had anything to share.
但是现在我知道我可以分享的东西有很多 而且我想和你分享 But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.
- 雷吉，能不能让我们？ - 小子，我们是说真的 -Do you mind, Reggie? -Seriously, dude.
抱歉，这看起来很有意思 Sorry, this seemed interesting.
就算我认识了你，我也不会邀请你出来 Even if I had met you, I never would've asked you out.
你和我是完全相反的两个人 你做有趣的事情，有很多朋友… You were the complete opposite of me. You did things and had friends...
在摇滚乐队唱歌，享受生活乐趣 ...and sang in rock bands and made Iife happen.
对任何事情你都不会害怕 You weren't scared of anything.
你觉得我什么都不怕 You don't think I'm scared of anything?
你以为我是谁？ 我也会怕很多事情 Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a Iot of things.
我也害怕 And I'm scared too.
让我们一起害怕吧 So Iet's be scared together.
我不知道你想要我说什么 I don't know what you want me to say.
那么还是说好吧… So just say yes...
不过除非你真的是那样想的 ...but only if you really want to.
另外你能不能现在就开始想？ 我好像开始有点冷了 And can you do it kind of soon? I think I'm starting to get a chill.
嗯，我注意到了 Yeah, I noticed that.
然后呢？ Well?
- 也许吧 - 别这样 -Maybe. -Come on.
- 我不会说那个词的 - 好吧，说也许就行了，也许也不错 -I'm not gonna say that word. -Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good.
我喜欢也许 I Iike maybe.
- 雷吉，别闹了 - 小子 -Reggie, come on. -Dude.
对不起，这个褶子有点过时了 Excuse me, but pleats are kind of out of style.
你有前面是平的吗？ You got anything with a flat front?
哦，苏米，褶子真的过时了？ Oh, Soo-Mi, pleats are out?
没有，你穿起来很好看 [SPEAKING KOREAN]
感谢你们大家 PRIEST: Thanks, guys.
这是我们收到过最大的单笔捐献 This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had.
不用谢，不过要多亏了卡尔 一切才能够实现 You're welcome, but it was Carl that made it all happen.
你是个好人，卡尔 PRIEST: You're a good man, Carl.
没什么了不起的 我知道有很多人会乐于施舍 No big deal. I know a Iot of people who are willing to give.
一个你会说上十万遍，说上十万零一遍 Say it a million times. Say it a million more times.
然后继续说上二十万遍的词 And the word you will have said 2 million times is:
好！ CROWD: Yes!
上帝啊！ Good God.
还有什么我们需要知道的？ CARL: So anything else we need to know?
你的本能会促使你用前额和脸颊去刹车 Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead.
- 尽量控制住，不要那么做 - 好的 -Try to resist that. CARL: Right.
- 好的 ALLISON: Right.
哦，还有，谢谢你的贷款 Oh, and thanks for the Ioan.
没有那笔钱，我绝对完成不了这些衣服 I never could have finished the suits without it.
听着，如果你不想试的话，我不会不喜欢你的 CARL: Listen, I'm not gonna think anything Iess of you if you don't wanna do this.
什么 ALLISON: What?
我是说，就算你是个胆小鬼 我还是会被你吸引住 CARL: I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted to you if you're a chicken.
如果我不是那些小鸡[小鸡和胆小鬼是同一个词] ALLISON: What if I'm one of those chickens...
就是头没有彻底被拧掉，鸡喙落在桶里的那些 ...whose head doesn't get severed and my beak ends up in the bucket?
我会在山脚等你，如果你没有昏过去的话 I'II see you at the bottom. Unless you pass out.
我告诉过你了，我的脚踩到钉子了 CARL: I told you, my foot caught a nail.
Hiyah!
我太喜欢这东西了 I Iove this.
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