在历史上 The war between sorcerers
不列颠 公元740年
魔法师之间的战争是不为人知的 was fought in the shadows of history
强大正义的梅林曾一度 and the fate of mankind rested with
守护着人类的命运 the just and powerful Merlin.
他把自己的秘密透漏给了他信任的三个徒弟 He taught his secrets to three trusted apprentices,
巴斯扎 范洛妮卡 霍法斯 Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath.
他只该信任其中的两人 He should have trusted only two.
范洛妮卡和巴斯扎目睹了 Veronica and Balthazar witnessed
一位邪恶魔法师的野蛮暴行 the savagery of a sorcerer beyond evil,
莫干妮·丽·菲 梅林最危险的敌人 Morgana le Fay, Merlin's most deadly enemy.
我们只是魔法的奴仆 We are but servants.
-梅林 -霍法斯 - Merlin. - Horvath!
你要背叛我吗 You betray me?
我不是任何人的奴仆 I am no one's servant.
做得好 现在去找那个符咒 Well done. Now get the spell.
就这样 And so it was.
莫干妮得到了魔法师中最危险的符咒 Morgana gained sorcery's most dangerous spell
也就是"唤灵" known as "The Rising,"
它能使莫干妮召唤一支亡灵大军 giving Morgana the power to raise an army of the dead
奴役人类 and enslave mankind.
范洛妮卡为了救巴斯扎牺牲了自己 Veronica sacrificed herself for Balthazar
她将莫干妮的灵魂吸入自己体内 by drawing Morgana's soul into her own body.
但莫干妮却试图在躯体内部杀死她 But Morgana began to kill her from the inside.
为了保护范洛妮卡并禁锢莫干妮 To save Veronica's life and to capture Morgana,
巴斯扎将她们同时囚禁在魂器中 Balthazar trapped them both in the Grimhold,
那是个无法逃离的监狱 an inescapable prison.
之后 巴斯扎一直在与那些妄图释放 Over time, Balthazar fought many sorcerers
莫干妮的魔法师战斗 who tried to free Morgana,
把他们一层层地囚禁在那个娃娃中 trapping them in layer upon layer of the doll.
最后 他把霍法斯也抓住了 Eventually, he captured Horvath as well.
在梅林弥留之际 As Merlin lay dying,
他把自己的龙之戒交给巴斯扎 he gave Balthazar his dragon ring,
并告诉他 它会引导他找到一个孩子 saying it would guide him to the child
这个孩子将会成为梅林的继任者 who would one day grow to be Merlin's successor,
至尊梅林 the Prime Merlinean.
至尊梅林是唯一一个 The Prime Merlinean is the only one
能杀死莫干妮的人 who can kill Morgana.
巴斯扎为此寻找了许多个世纪 Balthazar would search for centuries.
据说 巴斯扎从未放弃他的追寻 And never, it is said, will Balthazar waver from his quest,
因为只有莫干妮被至尊梅林消灭 for mankind will never be safe
人类才能从此得到安宁 until Morgana is destroyed by the Prime Merlinean.
早啊 唐克 你怎么上这来了 Hey, Tank. How did you even get up here?
戴维 今天有户外课 David? Field trip today.
别忘了换上干净的衣服 Don't forget to wear clean underwear.
纽约市 2000年
说我呢 不是你 She means me, not you.
戴维 你这么做可不好 You're not supposed to be doing that, Dave.
就是现在 Now!
戴维 David.
真棒 That's cool.
魔法师的学徒
那说明在有埃利斯岛 ...which means that before Ellis
和自由女神像之前... Island and the Statue of Liberty were built...
给贝琪 Pass it to Becky.
往那边传 Pass it on.
给贝琪 给 Pass it to Becky. Here.
选一个 我想成为戴维的 朋友 女朋友
大家走吧 Let's go.
上船 拿好书包 跟紧我 走了 Get on the ferry. Get your bags. Stay close. Here we go.
停下 Hey, stop!
抱歉让一下 Excuse me, excuse me.
不 No!
不 女士 别 No, lady, don't!
神秘屋
不是做梦吧 No way.
据说汉朝的第二任皇帝 The second emperor of the Han dynasty
把他最不喜欢的妃子 locked his least-favorite wife
锁在这瓮里长达十年 直到现在 in this urn for 10 years to the day.
据说谁要是打开它 也会被锁上十年 They say you open it up, the same thing will happen to you.
对不起 我只是找张纸条 I'm sorry. I'm looking for this note.
您看到过吗 它不知怎么就被吹进这里了 Have you seen it? It kind of just blew into your store.
纸条吗 A note?
飘到您店里来了 It blew into your store.
就是一个... It was just a...
巧合 Coincidence.
对 对 巧合而已 Yeah, it was just a coincidence.
戴维 我要给你看些东西 I have something I'd like to show you, Dave.
-您怎么知道我名字 -因为我会读心术 - How'd you know my name was Dave? - 'Cause I can read minds!
你书包上写着呢 It's on your backpack.
到这来 Come over here.
这东西很神奇 This is very special
如果它选中了你 它就是你的了 and if it likes you, you can keep it.
还是算了吧 老师告诉我不能离开太久 I better not. My teacher said I couldn't be gone for long.
她知道我在这 She knows I'm here.
你可真不会撒谎 戴维 You're a bad liar, Dave.
没事的 That's good.
天啊 Oh, boy.
不可思议 No way.
我已经找很久了 I have been searching a very long time.
你却神奇地 出现在这里 Magically, here you are.
戴维 你手指上的戒指意义重大 That ring on your finger means something, Dave.
它意味着 It means
有一天你将成为一个举足轻重的魔法师 you're going to be a very important sorcerer one day.
现在就要开始你的第一课 And your first lesson begins right now
准备好你自己的魔法师手册 with your very own Encantus.
别动 别碰任何东西 Do not move, do not touch anything.
不是吧 No way.
我这是在哪儿 When am I?
纽约市 New York City.
不是说地方 什么年代 Not where. The year.
你在浪费我的时间 You are wasting my time.
不是让你"别碰任何东西"吗 What happened to "Don't touch anything"?
巴斯扎 你怎么也干这种偷袭的事情 That's not very sporting of you, Balthazar.
闭嘴 Be quiet.
和你无关 他已经这样被禁锢了 It's not you. He's been like this for
一千多年了 回头再给你解释 1,000 years. I'll explain later.
给我魂器 娃娃在哪 I need the Grimhold. Where's that doll?
娃娃是我的 I'll have that doll.
把娃娃交出来 I want that doll.
快跑 戴维 快 Leave, Dave! Leave now!
戴维·斯特特勒 别到处乱跑 David Stutler! Don't ever leave your...
里面有两个巫师发疯了 There's these crazy wtich guys in there!
他们是一堆蟑螂变的 They're made of roaches!
别进去 店里着火了 别进去 No! Don't go in there! The store's on fire! Don't go in!
那两个人简直 Those guys are
神了 crazy.
以后不许说这种无厘头的事 我们走 You really shouldn't tell stories. Let's go.
看 他尿裤子了 Ew! He peed his pants!
一个坛子碎了 只是水罢了 里面着火了 A jar broke. It's just water! There was a fire!
斯特特勒漏水了 Yeah, Stutler had a leak.
他真变态 He's such a geek.
十年后的这天
早安 怎么还响 原来是这个 Good morning. What is that? Oh, right.
早上好 美人 Good morning, beautiful.
接住 Hey, heads up.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
多谢 本尼特 Thank you, Bennet.
起的真早 You're up early.
海德曼教授想让我 Professor Heiderman wants me
给他的基础物理课做个报告 to give a presentation to his Physics 101 class.
怎么 向英语班子传授长除法吗 What? Teaching long division to English majors?
我也觉得 跟和平队似的 可那是海德曼的课 I know. It's like the Peace Corps, but it's Heiderman's class.
对了呆子 今晚不醉不归 Hey, Bio nerds are getting drunk tonight.
我们还请了普林斯顿的啦啦队队长 And we invited cheerleaders from Princeton.
现在有一名"聪明"的队长了 Oh. So there's smart cheerleaders.
说真的 So, seriously, you're saying
难道你今天不打算好好庆祝下生日吗 you don't want to go out on your birthday?
我必须完成特斯拉线圈项目 不然没法毕业 I got to finish my Tesla Coil project if I want to graduate.
戴维 你知道灰狼吗 Dave, are you familiar with the gray wolf?
不 求你了 本尼特 Oh, no, please, Bennet.
别再提灰狼了 我实在是... Not this again with the gray wolf. I can't...
灰狼是种群居动物 The gray wolf is a pack animal.
它们需结伴而行 搜索猎物 一击致命 He must find a mate. He must hunt and grunt.
必须学会参与 He must participate.
不然就会被逐出群体 You're going to get booted out of the pack!
孤身一人 最后被饥饿的熊吞掉 Alone. Eaten by a hungry bear.
这番激励真让我幡然醒悟 That's a real pick-me-up pep talk,
令我新的一天精神充沛 and I'm ready to go get the day.
不 No, no.
上帝 Oh, man.
有什么麻烦吗 Everything okay down there?
我不该待这 对吧 I should just leave, right?
谢谢 Right.
等等 你是贝琪吗 Wait. I'm sorry. Becky?
贝琪·芭妮 Becky Barnes.
戴维 Dave!
四年级时我们同班 We were in fourth grade together.
我想起来了 戴维·斯特特勒 I do know you. Dave Stutler.
-是吗 -没错 - Right? - That's me.
你就是那人 Yeah. You're that kid.
那地方叫什么来着 What was that place called?
-神... -神秘屋 - Arcana... - Arcana Cabana?
对 Yeah.
-你后来转学了吗 -转了 - So, did you transfer? - Yeah, I did.
然后接受了一些 治疗 And got some help. Treatment.
那确实挺奇怪的 Yes, that was weird.
其实只是有点葡萄糖代谢失调 You know what? It turns out it's just a glucose imbalance.
幻想症 Hallucinations?
在年轻人身上不多见 Not uncommon in young subjects.
了解了 Right.
挺神奇的故事吧 It's a great anecdote.
贝琪 Hey, Becky.
贝琪 贝琪 Becky? Hey, Becky?
你的基础物理上得怎么样 So how are you enjoying Physics 101?
我其实不太适合学物理 My brain just does not think physics.
那你喜欢什么课 So, what does it think, then?
音乐吧 大概 Music, mostly.
-我到了 -哪间酒吧 - So, this is me. - What bar?
等等 你在广播站工作 You work at the radio station?
我做一档下午的节目 Yeah, I do an afternoon show.
没开玩笑吧 你太厉害了 Are you kidding me? That's so cool!
其实就是学校电台啦 只有七个听众那种 It's just college radio. Like, seven people listen to it.
我会听的 这样就有八位了 I'll be listening. That's one more. You can round it up to eight.
那是我们的天线 I think that's our antenna!
-怎么回事 -好啊 美女 - What's going on? - Hey, gorgeous.
完全被烧坏了 佛莱迪请了病假 The whole mixer is toast, and Freddy called in sick.
打扰了 Sorry to bother you.
你们知道设备放哪吗 Where does your engineer keep his equipment?
他是谁 Who's this guy?
好消息是发送装置还能用 So, the good news is you're still transmitting.
坏消息是接收装置彻底烧坏了 The bad news is your return loss, way too high.
如果我想得没错的话 All right, if I know what I'm doing,
这样就搞定了 we should be good!
爽 Yes!
-太感谢了 -没事 我的荣幸 - Thank you. - No, please, it was my pleasure.
我想对于你来说 这很重要 I could tell this is all pretty important for you.
我很在乎这个节目... 你知道的 My show is the one thing that... Well, you know.
就像我很在乎物理一样 Physics. That's my thing.
回头见 I'll see you around.
你竟然没约她 You didn't ask her out!
修完那破电线 你就走人了 You just fixed her antenna and you left.
这并不重要 重要的是她会记得我了 That's not the point. She will remember me.
"她会记得你" 你当你是《勇敢的心》啊 "She will remember me"? Who are you? Braveheart?
本尼特 十年前我错过了她一次 Bennet, I blew my shot at getting this girl 10 years ago.
不想再错过了 I can't do it again.
快点离开 小心触电 Now get out of here before you get electrocuted.
这是我们今晚的奇迹 ... and it's a miracle we made it on the air tonight.
节目无关重要 音乐才是重点 This show may not matter, but the music does.
我是贝琪·芭妮 纽约大学广播台电台 This is Becky Barnes, WNYU Radio,
希望音乐能伴您左右 hoping there's music all around you.
我就闹不明白 你怎么买了这种破铜烂铁 I don't understand. Why did you have to buy this piece of junk?
破铜烂铁 这可是古董 Junk? It's an antique!
古董 压根就是个骗钱的破玩意 Antique? It's a piece of junk from a flea market!
我是第一个出来的吗 Am I the first one out?
看来没错 That's a yes.
巴斯扎 我们的十年之约到了 Our 10 years are up, Balthazar.
当我从小戴维那里拿到魂器时 When I get the Grimhold from young David,
我会替你问好的 I'll tell him you said hello.
永别了 巴斯扎 Cheerio, Balthazar!
戴维·斯特特勒 四年级
B-已经不错了 I thought B- was generous.
我刚从十年的禁锢中解放出来 I've recently been released from a 10-year sentence,
在这段时间里 可供我阅读的唯一材料 during which the only reading material available to me
便是你书包里 was your so-called report on Napoleon Bonaparte
所谓的关于拿破仑·波拿巴的报告 from your school bag.
你的分析浅显 语言无力 Your analysis was obvious, your prose was weak.
-那时才九岁 -无所谓 - I was nine. - Irrelevant.
魂器在哪 Where's the Grimhold?
就是上回你拿的娃娃 That doll you took from the shop.
这娃娃中藏着一股强大的力量 The doll held something very powerful.
对我来说至关重要的力量 Something very important to me.
最后是你拿着的 You had it last.
现在我要拿回来 I want it back.
其实 我... Listen, I'm...
-我扔大街上了 -魂器在哪儿 - I threw it in the street. - Where's the Grimhold?
过了这么久 我压根记不起来了 It's been a long time. I don't actually know where it is.
那就让你瞧瞧我的厉害 I'll cut the truth out of you.
真可爱 Sweet.
抓住他 Get him.
狼 不是吧 Wolves? No, no, no, no.
谢谢 Thank you.
真是狼 Wolves.
这没人 没人 没人 Man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 Oh, no!
咬死他 Kill him.
不 No!
小狗 Puppies?
上帝 Oh, my.
怎么可能 No way.
戴维 娃娃在哪 Where's the doll, Dave?
小心 他 Him, him.
好了 上来 快 上来 All right, get up here. Now! Now! Hurry!
不 Oh, no!
这都是幻觉 幻觉 This is not happening. This is not happening.
好想吐 I taste sour in my mouth.
冷静 戴维 深呼吸 Take it easy, Dave. Deep breaths.
它怎么 What?
又是幻觉 Now that is not happening!
怎么了 怎么回事 What's wrong? What is it?
天哪 不 不 No, no, no, no!
请你别再来骚扰我了 You are not doing this to me again!
你知不知道 Do you have any idea what
我这十年过得有多糟吗 my life has been like for the last 10 years?
这十年我一直被困在瓮里 I've been stuck in an urn for the last 10 years.
我也是 困在一个无形的瓮里 So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule.
你知道在纽约州的某个地方 Do you know that in certain parts of the tri-state area,
他们仍在不停津津乐道一种 they still refer to having a nervous breakdown
"戴维·斯特特勒"精神病吗 你知道吗 as "Pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?
听好了 戴维 Try to be a good listener, Dave.
那娃娃叫魂器 That doll is called the Grimhold.
它用来囚禁历来最危险的莫干妮法师 It is a prison for the most dangerous Morganians in history,
一层娃娃囚禁一个 each one locked up in a layer of the doll.
霍法斯想释放他的莫干妮法师 Horvath wants to free his
然后摧毁整个世界 fellow Morganians and destroy the world.
我们绝对不允许这一切发生 This must not happen.
当然了 必须的 Yeah. For sure.
事实上 你资质禀异 The truth is, you have a very special gift.
你要去发现你的能力 You need to see that.
我只想做个普普通通的人 I just want to be normal.
过正常的生活 忘记那天在神秘屋发生的事 Normal life. I want to forget about that day at Arcana Cabana.
忘记魔法 忘记一切 I want to forget about magic. I want to forget everything.
-你该低头了 -什么 - You should duck. - What?
你想要忘记魔法 You want to forget magic?
那为什么还留着这戒指 Then why did you keep the ring?
我本打算在易趣上卖了 I was going to sell that on eBay.
还是不会撒谎啊 戴维 You're still a bad liar, Dave.
我喜欢你这点 很好的品质 I like that about you. It's a good sign.
你有这个能力 You have the gift.
不 我有我的生活 No, I have a life.
霍法斯最后瞧见你拿着魂器 You're the last person Horvath saw with the Grimhold.
你已经成他的目标了 That puts you on his list.
除非你想让他 So unless you want him to
把你变成一个喜欢物理的猪 turn you into a pig who just loves physics,
不然就在他之前帮我找到娃娃 then you better help me find that doll before he does.
这简直是疯了 你知道这有多离谱 对吗 This is crazy. You see how crazy this is, right?
好吧 也行 All right. All right.
帮我找到它 我们两清 You help me get it back, you're done.
-真的吗 -你就可以走了 - Really? - You can walk away.
你能把我柜子放回去吗 Can you please put my dresser back?
别 别 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
你这是...不 What are you... Oh, no.
别这样 你这是干嘛 Please don't do that. What are you doing?
别 What?
-那是什么 -我的魂器追踪术 - Whoa. What is that? - It's my Grimhold tracking device.
御气咒会改变娃娃上空的大气环境 Biometric pressure spell displaces the atmosphere above the doll.
像是在市中心 Looks like downtown.
如果我们能定位魂器 霍法斯也能 If we can track the Grimhold, so can Horvath.
乘老鹰过去不是更快 So why don't we just take the eagle?
太高调了 Too high-profile for a trip downtown.
-要我帮你叫辆拖车吗 -没必要 - I'll have to call you a tow. - Won't be necessary.
可这车都搁这十年了 Yeah, but this car's been impounded for 10 years.
相当低调啊 This is low-profile.
宝贝想我了 She missed me.
我教你一些基本常识 I'm going to give you the basics.
魔法师准则第一条 戴上戒指 Strictly Sorcery 101. Put on the ring.
-不会有事的 -是吗 - Nothing's going to happen. - Yeah?
逗你玩 Kidding.
你知道人类只利用了大脑10%的能力吧 You've heard how people use only 10% of their brains?
魔法师可以操控万物 Sorcerers can manipulate matter
因为自诞生时 because they're born with the capability
他们就能发挥大脑全部的能力 to use the entire power of their brains.
所以分子物理对你来说小菜一碟 Which also explains why molecular physics comes so easily to you.
等等 巫术是科学还是魔法 So, wait. Is sorcery science or magic?
都算 Yes and yes.
目前 你只需掌握一点基本的战斗魔法 For now, all you need is a basic combat spell.
唤火 Making fire.
是什么使分子升温 What causes molecules to heat up?
振动 They vibrate.
我们所见的万物皆在不停振动 Everything we see is in a constant state of vibration,
哪怕其表现为固体的形态 thus the illusion of solidity.
但该如何利用振动使这些"固体" But how do we take that which appears solid
燃烧出熊熊火焰呢 and have it burst into flames?
我们需加剧分子的振动 We will the vibrations to go faster.
第一步 摒弃杂念 Step one, clear your mind.
第二步 凝视分子 Step two, see the molecules.
第三步 振动分子 Step three, make them shake.
-明白? -不 一点也不"明白" - Got it? - No! I definitely don't "Got it."
戴维 相信这枚戒指 别张扬 Trust the ring, Dave. And keep it subtle.
大众不能知晓魔法的存在 否则就麻烦了 Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated.
那个穿着中世纪生皮大衣的人可不这么认为 Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trench coat.
我扔大街上了 I threw it in the street.
过了这么久 我压根记不起来了 It's been a long time. I don't actually know where it is.
我扔大街上了 I threw it in the street.
别进去 Don't go in there!
他尿裤子了 He peed his pants!
店里着火了 别进去 里面那两人... The store's on fire! Don't go in! Those guys are...
只是水罢了 里面着火了 It's just water! There was a fire!
我扔大街上了 I threw it in the street.
在哪呢 But where?
滚开 神经病 我要在这停车 Get out of the way, freak! I need to pull in there!
你在跟我说话吗 Are you addressing me?
别把我惹毛了 Hey, don't mess with me.
我该去哪呢 Where was I?
唐人街 Chinatown.
听着 我去找魂器 你留意点霍法斯 This is it. I'll get the Grimhold. Keep an eye out for Horvath.
需要服务吗 你预约了吗 Can I help you? Do you have an appointment?
抱歉打搅您 我在找一个... I'm sorry to trouble you. I'm looking for a...
听起来有点怪 Well, it's rather strange.
是个套头娃娃 大概这么大 It's a nesting doll. It's about this big.
面上画着一个板着脸的中国人 Angry-looking Chinese gentleman on the front.
-套头娃娃 -对 - Nesting doll? - Yes.
可能在这 我收集了许多东西 It's possible. I collect so many objects.
头发真好看
你会说普通话 You speak Mandarin.
是广东话 霍法斯 That was Cantonese, Horvath.
魂器在哪 The Grimhold. Where is it?
我一个老伙计说广东话可流利了 An old associate of mine speaks impeccable Cantonese.
他有两百岁了吧 He lived about 200 years ago.
认识孙龙吗 Know him? Sun Lok.
你当然认识 你把他关进了魂器 Of course you do. You locked him inside the Grimhold.
打开了哦 Opened it.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你看起来... Looks like...
我跟他们一起的 I'm like one of them.
戴维 Dave?
跑路吧 You should run.
越来越重了
抱歉 真抱歉 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
待着别动 Be still.
巴斯扎 Balthazar!
老天 给点力啊 Oh, God. Come on.
你跳过了第一步 You skipped the first step!
-摒弃杂念 -跳过了第一步 - Clear your mind! - Skipped the first step.
摒弃杂念 你疯了吗 Clear my mind? Are you insane?
有点疯吧 Little bit.
天哪 Oh, man.
就是这样 This is it.
摒弃杂念 坚定信念 Clear your mind. Believe.
魔法二人组万岁 Go Team Magical Stuff!
瞧见我刚才做的吗 Did you see that? Did you see what I just did?
我做到了 I did it.
不可能 It can't be.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
有线索吗 目睹刚才发生的事吗 Hey, what do you got? Did you see what happened here?
知道吗 他们在庆祝什么亚洲节日 You know what? Bottle rocket
结果爆竹把舞龙引燃了 meets paper dragon in this Asian festival.
烧得像生日蛋糕一样 Lit it up like a birthday cake.
我就纳闷有人报警说有条活龙 We got swamped with calls saying there was a real dragon.
私下跟你说吧 我觉得肯定是有人 Between you and me, Cap, I think some of these folks
"Saki"[清酒]喝高了 were hitting the saki pretty hard.
"Saki"其实是 日语 Saki's Japanese, actually.
继续调查 Carry on.
-"Saki"是日语 -没错啊 - "Saki's Japanese"? - Well, it is.
-我才刚入戏呢 -好吧 - I was in character. - Oh, right.
现在把戒指还我吧 You may now return the ring to me.
我说话算话 你帮了我 我们两清了 I'm a man of my word. You helped me, we're done.
对 对 Right. Right.
我还想多学点 I'd like to learn some more.
要找个地方干活 We'll need a place to work.
能不被霍法斯察觉 Somewhere under Horvath's radar.
我有办法 I think I can help with that.
原来这里是地铁回车场 This was originally a subway turnaround.
他们让我在这做研究 They let me work down here
因为有些实验挺危险的 because some of my experiments skew a bit dangerous.
我和教授联网通信 Oh, my professor has a hookup,
所以不会有人知道咱们在这 so nobody knows we're down here.
之前没机会给你 I didn't have a chance to give you this before.
你的魔法师手册 Your Encantus.
印象中要大些 I remember it being bigger.
袖珍版 Pocket edition.
魔法师手册是我们的教科书 The Encantus is our textbook.
包括魔法界的 The art and science
艺术 科学和历史 and history of sorcery.
当然 里面的历史会实时更新 Including our recent history as well.
这大 Come on.
瞧见没 你在这 See? There you are.
在把霍法斯关回魂器之前 Before we can put Horvath back inside the Grimhold,
必须把你培养成魔法师 we must first turn you into a sorcerer,
马上开始 which begins now.
退后 Step back.
-我挺努力的 -睁大眼 - I really was doing stuff. - Eyes open.
嘴闭上 Mouth closed.
这是梅林魔环 This is the Merlin Circle.
它能聚集你的能量 It focuses your energy.
助你掌握新法术 Helps you master new spells.
在这你将学到魔法的艺术 It is where you will learn the art.
走进环内 意味着抛下一切 Step inside, you leave everything else behind.
一旦踏入 Once you enter,
无路可退 there is no going back.
我是不是该先去放趟水 So, I should probably pee first?
总比等会... Better safe than...
我能行 I can hold it.
我是巴斯扎·布莱克 I am Balthazar Blake,
777级魔法师 sorcerer of the 777th degree,
你是我的学徒 and you are my apprentice.
真棒 Sweet.
你的戒指可不是首饰 Your ring is not a piece of jewelry.
它能将神经系统的电能 It projects the electrical energy of your nervous system
转换到物质世界 into the physical world.
没有戒指 魔法师就失去了能力 Without his ring, a sorcerer is powerless.
魔法师还需要的 The only other thing a sorcerer needs
是一双漂亮的尖头鞋 is a nice pair of pointy shoes.
橡胶鞋底电阻太大 Your rubber soles block the current.
而且这鞋也够帅气 Plus it helps to look classy.
这鞋只有老头才穿吧 These are old man shoes.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我喜欢这鞋 I love them.
真心话 A lot.
我小时候在照片上看见过这手杖 I haven't seen that cane
之后就再没见过了 since I saw a picture of it when I was a boy.
你被囚禁了很久啊 You've been locked up a long time.
现在我自由了 And now I'm out.
我需要人马 And I need soldiers.
我认识个孩子 I got one kid.
他不是老学院派的 He ain't old school.
一个就够了 One will do.
你的睿智与真诚 Your ingenuity and your heart
必使你的成就超过莫干妮法师 will give you an advantage over Morganians.
他们只会蛮用法术 They rely only on the power of their magic.
但如果你被逼到墙角 But if you're up against the wall,
那就用最后一种武器 there's only one weapon of choice,
离子炮 the plasma bolt.
没有 什么都没有 Nothing. There's nothing.
有了 有了 有了 I got it! I got one! I got one!
点不着啊 That's underwhelming.
天哪 God.
再来 Again.
用心体会 ... and invite my soul...
再来 And again.
瞧 这衣服还挺管用 See? That's what padding is for.
我会从宝石织成的帘幕中登场 对吗 So, out of a bath full of jewels, I'm going to emerge, right?
大家都会以为那就是我 And everyone's going to think I'm me.
实际上我躲在大礼帽里 把自己拉出来 I reach into the big top hat and I pull myself out,
我却装扮成女人 but I'm a woman.
搓个火球 A ball of fire, right,
裹尿布的婴儿 最好是头老虎 a baby sitting in a nappy, but I would like a tiger.
我想设计成这样 让老虎从豹身子里跳出来 If I could get, like, a tiger jumping out of a leopard.
而不是从嘴里爬出来 大功告成 But not out of its mouth, that's been done, I'm sure, somewhere.
2009年度魔术师 德瑞克
太帅气了 亲爱的 Gorgeous. Just perfect, darling.
对 对 记得画得邪恶一点 Yeah. Yeah, now, keep it straight up sinister.
你开什么玩笑 Oh, do tell me this is a joke.
抱歉 你迷路了吗 Sorry, are you lost?
你就是这些日子自称莫干妮魔术师的家伙 So, you're what passes for a Morganian these days.
马克西姆·霍法斯 你可是大明星 Maxim Horvath! You are one smoking man of...
让我们单独谈谈好吗 女士们 Will you excuse us, ladies?
抱歉 女士们 Yes, excuse us, ladies.
鲍勃 Bob.
抱歉 Sorry.
听说你加入娱乐圈了 So, they tell me you're some kind of entertainer.
五场中央公园表演座无虚席 Five sold-out shows at the Garden,
加上每次走穴的出场费 plus back end on the pay-per-view.
你见过莫干妮表演过帽子变白兔吗 Did you ever see Morgana pull a rabbit out of a hat?
听着 我15岁时师傅不见了 人间蒸发 Look, my master disappeared when I was 15, vanished!
就留了本魔法师手册给我 Left me with nothing but an Encantus
以及一些没用的配方而已 and some prescription-grade abandonment issues.
于是我见机行事了 So I improvised.
好吧 别再"行你的事"了 Well, the time for improvisation is over.
巴斯扎可能已经找到了至尊梅林了 Balthazar Blake may have found the Prime Merlinean.
他戴上戒指了 He wears the ring?
抵御火焰最好的方法 The best way to defend against fire,
就是真空球 vacuum sphere.
到你了 Your turn.
我做到了 做到了 I did it! I did it!
很好 很好 Excellent. Excellent.
-很好 -我做到了 - Excellent. - I just did that.
这个特斯拉线圈出了什么问题 What's wrong with your Tesla coil?
有时候会漏电 It seems to be firing on its own.
挺有意思的啊 Really, really funny.
接下来更有意思 This will be hilarious, then.
天哪 Oh, my God!
哥们 Dude!
劳驾 我十年没吃东西了 Beg your pardon. I haven't eaten in 10 years.
对 对 吃吧 Yeah. Yeah, fair enough.
我想问问 这张椅子哪里与众不同吗 You mind if I ask what's so special about this bench?
-不 不 不 -什么 - No, no, no. - What?
没时间给你春心荡漾 你可输不起 There's no time for that, and too much at stake.
那个女孩 That girl,
是我的天使 she's the one, man.
你是我的导师 巴斯扎 And you're my mentor, Balthazar.
难道不该帮我实现人生目标吗 Aren't you supposed to help me to achieve my personal goals?
对 对 可我不是你的良师益友 Yes! Yes! Except I'm not your mentor.
我是你的魔法师傅 I'm your master.
你师傅我说 要是你在大街上被霍法斯抓到 And your master says if Horvath catches you out on the street,
必死无疑 you'll die.
为她值吗 Is she worth that?
好好权衡 戴维 Think about it, Dave.
别碰我的三明治 And don't eat my sandwich.
贝琪 真巧啊 Becky! What a coincidence.
你好 戴维 Oh, hey, Dave.
-回家还是 -你在跟踪我吗 - Going uptown or... - Are you stalking me?
至少没吓着你吧 Not in a threatening way.
我为何要多管闲事 Why was I even concerned?
我昨晚听了你们的节目 So I listened to your show last night.
-如何 -太棒了 - What did you think? - It was amazing.
里头的乐队我都没听过 I've never actually heard of any of those bands,
它们太棒了 激发了我对音乐的兴趣 which I think is a good indicator that they're cool.
有人听真好 I'm glad someone was listening.
你也许会很吃惊 我早上赖床了 This may come as a surprise to you, I don't get up too much.
钱交出来 快 快 Give me the cash. Give it. Come on.
-手镯 -好 好 - Give me the bracelet. - Okay, okay.
给我 Give me.
这是我奶奶的手镯 That was my grandmother's bracelet.
回来 戴维 别去 No! Dave, don't!
请把手镯还我 You just give me that bracelet back, please.
你最好滚回你马子边上 You better run back to your girlfriend.
听我说 我还真希望... Believe me, I wish she was...
你认为她是我的女友 You thought she was my girlfriend?
你真的是这么想的吗 Really? Is that the kind of vibe you got?
你真啰嗦 闭嘴 You talk too much. Shut up.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我不知道你想问什么 说实话我... I have no idea what you're referring to. I honestly...
-瞧见没 -抬头 - You seeing this? - Heads up.
上面 Up the stairs!
-你没事吧 -没事 给你 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Here you go.
你奶奶的手镯 Your grandmother's bracelet.
你怎么做到的 他可比你壮 How did you do that? That guy was huge.
最近我练习有氧拳击 I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately.
这是雷鸣拳 闪电拳 Let me introduce Thunder, Lightning.
你与以前有些不同了 Something about you seems different.
我穿了双新鞋 I'm wearing new shoes.
-挺不错 -谢谢 你坐这班吗 - Nice. - Thank you. This your train?
是啊 谢谢 Yes. Thank you.
顺便说一下 I just want to tell you that
如果期中复习需要辅导 if you want me to help you with your midterms,
来我的实验室 come by my lab.
-我把地址短信你 -好的 正和我意 - I'll text you the address. - Yes, yes, that would be great.
-是吗 -明天如何 - Yeah? - Tomorrow?
约会就这么定了 It's a date.
不 不是约会 是约定会面 No, no, no. It's not a date! It's a date like an appointment.
不 是约定会面 No. A date like an appointment!
爱情让你分心 Love is a distraction.
魔法师需要全神贯注 Sorcery requires complete focus.
走吧 雷鸣闪电拳 要学的多着呢 Let's go, Thunder and Lightning. There's more to learn.
这地方好 This is perfect.
就在这唤灵吧 The Rising will happen here.
利用屋顶上的卫星接收器 We'll use their satellite dishes on the rooftops.
那 那 和那里 There, and there, and there.
-去搞定 -我的精选DVD下月发行 - Get it done. - My "Best of" DVD drops next month.
行了 好了 让一下 Here we go. All right. Move.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
但他们很开心能见到偶像本人 It's just nice for them to see a genuine icon like me.
正好 他们马上就没命了 Fortunately, they'll all be dead soon.
在那之前 找到那男孩 And before that, we need to find the boy.
我们该怎么做 Well, how do we do that?
等他落单的时候下手 We'll wait until he's alone.
纽约大学
现在 集中注意力 慢慢放我下来 Now, focus on control. Set me down slow and steady.
戴维 我是贝琪 Dave? It's Becky.
马上回来 I'll be back shortly.
回避一下好吗 快找个地方 求你了 Could you please hide? Hide now. Please.
戴维 回来 Dave, get back here.
我们有要紧事做 We have important work to do.
我们走吧 去图书馆什么的... We should go. A library, anyplace...
戴维 Dave?
这就是你常提起的朋友 Is that company I hear?
好吧 贝琪 这是我的... Yeah. Okay. Fine. Becky, this is my...
叔叔 巴斯扎叔叔 Uncle. Uncle Balthazar.
戴维 有没搞错 Hey, Dave, I'm confused.
我以为咱俩还要在待一段时间呢 I thought you and I were staying in together.
貌似来的不是时候 If this is a bad time,
-我以后再来 -确实不是时候 - I can come back. - Yes, actually.
不 不会 No. No.
叔叔 咱们的事先缓缓 Uncle, you and I have plans for later on.
贝琪 咱们出去 Becky, let's just get out of here.
等会 真凑巧 我刚记起来 You know what? It's all right, because I just remembered
该去给你买点皮炎平了 I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream.
你们俩待这儿吧 很高兴见到你 So, you two stay here. Pleasure to meet you.
学累了吧 Okay, enough with the studying.
让我给你来个小表演 There's something I want to show you.
-这些都是什么啊 -特斯拉线圈 - What are these things? - Tesla coils.
用来产生等离子体的 I was using them to generate something called plasma.
对于这个 起先我过于专注它的科技方面 The thing is, I got so fixated on the technical aspects of it
以至于没有意识到它另外... that I almost didn't notice something kind of
美妙的一面 beautiful.
安全起见 进笼子里来吧 I think you'd better step into my cage.
好的 还是第一次有人这么对我说 Okay, it's definitely the first time anyone has said that to me.
想必也是 I'm not surprised.
抓紧这根杠子 Just hold on to this bar, please.
两只手 Both hands. Yep.
好的 Okay.
抓紧了 开始欣赏表演吧 Okay, hold on tight and enjoy the show.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
怎么做到的 How is this possible?
在极高的频率下 感应圈会产生火花放电现象 The coils are firing at such a high frequency
火花放电击穿了空气 that the sparks literally
因此产生了声波 create soundwaves as they fly through the air.
我就是书呆子 Which is nerdy.
你听了节目 You were listening.
有一天晚上我放的就是这曲子 I played this song the other night.
这些线圈是我的一切 These coils are my life.
我在这研究了两年 它们陪了我两年 Two years I'm down here working with them,
它们一直循着自己的节奏 渐渐变得索然无味 and they're making their own music and it was lost on me.
不曾想过这当中会有什么美妙的东西 I was never able to appreciate it
直到遇到你 until I met you
直到听到你在电台上谈论音乐 and heard you talking about music on your radio show, and...
我真是太蠢了 I'm sappy.
到了 This is me.
晚点再见面怎样 八点吧 在我的实验室 So, do you want to meet up later? 8:00? My lab?
好啊 棒极了 Yeah. Yeah, that would be great.
和我吗 With me?
和你啊 当然了 With you? Yes.
确认一下 Making sure.
-我得去上瑜伽了 -好的 我回去洗个澡 - I got to... Yoga. - Yeah, I've got to go to the bathroom.
一个女孩为我的帅气而倾倒 I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm awesome
你就是那家伙吧 So, you're the one.
什么 Excuse me?
你就是至尊梅林 不太像嘛 Prime Merlinean, eh? You don't look like much.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't actually know what you're talking about.
很好 直接点吧 Cool. Makes this easy.
不能让别人听见你娘们一般的哭泣 对吧 Can't have anyone hearing your girly cries, right?
我真的不知道你是谁 I don't actually know who you are.
有没搞错 没认出我吗 Really, you don't recognize me?
赶时髦乐队乐队的吗 Are you in Depeche Mode?
不要 不要 What... What...
-你多重 还不如一张钞票 -别这样... - What do you weigh, like a buck 20? - Whoa! What the...
感觉又回到了中学时代 This is high school all over again.
算了 我来告诉你吧 All right, I tell you what.
打我一拳 使尽全力去打 Hit me with your best shot, your most powerful spell.
-是你说的 -拿出戒指 戴上 不错 - Okay. - Get the ring out. Put it on. Good boy.
好的 Okay.
-逗你呢 -一点效果没有 - No, I'm joking. - Nothing is happening.
-你摒弃杂念了吗 -有的 我敢肯定 - Have you cleared your mind? - Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
-神经过于紧张 压力所致 -完全没反应 - That's nerves and it's the pressure. - I got nothing happening.
-第一次尝试 -何况还戴着戒指 取下来吧 - I'm new at this. - The ring's on. Take the ring off.
-取下戒指 -取下 - Take off the ring. - Take it off.
够了 你个白痴 看门去 Enough, you idiot. Watch the door.
你 You.
不 No!
-你好啊 戴维 -你好 - Hello, Dave. - Hi.
-戴维 -老大 别这样 - So, Dave. - Oh, man.
我要杀了你 I'm going to kill you.
就在这个阴沉的洗手间里 Oh, yes, right here in this dismal bathroom.
地方不怎么高雅 不过你反正得死 It's not very classy, but there you go.
但在不愉快发生之前 But before we get to that unpleasantness,
你得告诉我魂器在哪 you're going to tell me where the Grimhold is.
她在哪 Where is she?
她 She?
他没跟你说吗 He hasn't told you, has he?
到底是谁被锁在了娃娃里 The truth about who's inside the doll?
宝贝 你可信错人了 Sweetheart, you've put your faith in the wrong man.
跟我说说 谈过恋爱吗 Tell me, have you ever been in love?
我... I...
你正在热恋 你的眼神透露了一切 You're in love right now. I can see it in your eyes.
不 不 不 不 别抵赖 No, no, no, no. Don't deny it.
我只是好奇 如果失去她你会怎样 I wonder what would happen if you lost her.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你的下场好不过我们 You'd be no better than the rest of us.
魂器在哪 Where is the Grimhold?
不知道 I don't know.
戴维 你可真不会撒谎啊 Oh, Dave, you really are the most dreadful liar.
我也一直这么说他来着 That's what I keep telling him.
想要你的手下吗 Want your guy back?
有段时间没见到匈牙利镜中阱了 It's been a while since I've seen the Hungarian Mirror Trap.
我好像有点落伍了 I guess I'm just old-fashioned.
小心 巴斯扎 Balthazar, look out!
你来这干嘛 戴维 What are you doing here, Dave?
霍法斯刚想杀我 Horvath was trying to kill me.
他们的道德罗盘偏离了方向 His moral compass doesn't exactly point north.
说得没错 可你又好的到哪去 Yeah, well, what about yours? Huh?
你从未完全地信任我 You haven't been completely truthful with me.
那家伙称呼我至尊梅林 That guy called me the Prime Merlinean.
巴斯扎 那是什么 Balthazar, what is that?
从现在起 我不会做任何事情 Now, I'm not doing anything else
除非你真心信任我并告诉我这到底怎么回事 until you start being truthful with me about what's going on.
魂器里关着谁 Who is in that Grimhold?
莫干妮 Morgana.
帮忙叫醒三号马桶里面的那个白痴 行吗 Wake up that moron in stall number three for me, would you?
我嘞个去 Oh, for heaven's sake.
莫干妮 Morgana.
她在为唤灵作准备 She was making preparations for The Rising,
她能通过唤灵奴役人类 something that would enable her to enslave mankind
只需复活死去莫干妮法师的亡灵 by resurrecting dead Morganian sorcerers.
这么说在这个小女巫里 还有一个娃娃 So, after the witch girl, there's another doll
里头是有史以来最强大的邪恶巫师 that contains the greatest evil the world has ever known?
她在最后一个娃娃里 She's in the last doll.
她跟这个 And what does it have to do with this
至尊梅林有什么关系呢 Prime Merlinean?
梅林有三个弟子 Merlin had three apprentices.
我是其中之一 I was one of them.
你是梅林的弟子吗 You were Merlin's apprentice?
他施下咒语 使得我们 He cast a spell to keep us from aging
在找到承他衣钵的人之前 能永葆青春 until we found the sorcerer who would inherit his power.
当然还有他的龙之戒 And his dragon ring.
你身上总有一点 也许微乎其微 Some part of you, no matter how small,
但肯定与他一脉相承 must share the same blood.
同梅林吗 As Merlin?
伟人总要承担使命 Great men have always been called.
这次轮到你了 This is your calling.
梅林说过 Merlin said,
唯一一个 "The only one who will ever
能打败莫干妮 带来永久和平的人 be able to destroy Morgana once and for all
就是至尊梅林 "Is the Prime Merlinean."
所以该我拯救世界 So I'm supposed to save the world.
我...我想我还没准备好 I... I just don't think I'm up for that.
你以为我教你的把戏 Do you think I've been teaching you magic tricks
就是为了在茶会上讨好小姑娘吗 for some little girl's tea party?
你踏进这个环的时候 When you stepped inside this circle,
我就告诉过你这是条不归路 I told you there was no going back.
你还发过誓 You took an oath!
我花了一千年才找到了你 I have been searching 1,000 years for you.
打倒莫干妮法师 保护魂器 Fighting Morganians, protecting the Grimhold.
你得让我重获自由 You're going to set me free.
你必须成为至尊梅林 You have to become the Prime Merlinean.
没得商量 And I'm not asking.
有个学生没来上我的课 我要他的档案 I have a student who's failing my class. I need his file.
请出示您的教员证 First I'll need to see your faculty identification card.
你无需查看我的教员证 You don't need to see my faculty identification card.
我无需查看您的教员证 I don't need your faculty identification card.
您要查询的对象不存在 "These are not the droids you're looking for."
在这 他有一个未经授权的实验场地 Here it is. He has an unauthorized lab space.
好吧 可我怎么知道我做到了呢 Okay, so, how will I know when I'm it?
成为至尊梅林 The Prime Merlinean?
当至尊梅林的强大力量自内而生时 The Prime Merlinean will become so powerful within
施法就不需要戒指了 he no longer needs his ring to cast magic.
等你做到的时候 When you can do that,
就可以征讨莫干妮了 you're ready to take on Morgana.
唐克 它在这干嘛呢 Tank! What is he doing here anyway?
希望不是什么坏事 This should be good.
融合魔法的图解 Schematic for a fusion spell.
将两个灵魂融入一个躯体的法术 The merging of two souls into one physical body.
我只见过一个 I've only ever seen one
魔法师成功施展融合魔法 sorcerer successfully pull off human fusion.
唐克在这是为了... And Tank is here for...
练习 Practice.
你是说拿唐克做试验吗 Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?
是啊 可我也觉得这不是什么好点子 Yeah. I'm not so sure it's the best idea, either.
不 No.
完了 Oh, man.
贝琪要来了 Becky's coming now,
而我还站在一滩汽水上 and I'm standing in a puddle of pop.
我得去打扫一下 I need to stop and clean.
训练还没结束 We're not done training.
巴斯扎 我等了十年才有机会与这个女孩重逢 Balthazar, I've been waiting for 10 years to see this girl again.
你知道这种感觉吗 Do you have any idea what that's like?
我回来时 你最好能集中精力 When I come back, you better be focused.
真他妈黏死了 This is really sticky.
死定了 I'm doomed.
还有这个 This.
谢了 谢了 Thank you. Thank you.
我命令你们停下 I command you to stop!
哦 天哪 Oh, no. Man.
贝琪 Becky.
-你好 -你可真准时 - Hi. - Hi. You're on time.
-你不会忘了吧 -没 没 怎么会...忘呢 - You forgot? - No, no, no. I didn't...forget.
-你没事吧 -什么 我吗 - Is everything okay? - What, me?
你怎么样啊 How are you doing?
我很好啊 I'm good. I'm good.
别搞了行不 求你们了... Would you please stop that? Will you...
你最好还是走吧 It's probably best for you to leave.
我说什么呢 What am I saying?
好吧 我走 Okay. Okay, I will go.
非常抱歉 我要处理点事 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm having issues.
我的线圈 My coils!
散去 Disperse!
你玷污了魔法的艺术 You have abused the sacred art,
还把梅林魔环当儿戏 and you have abused the Merlin Circle.
魔法不是游戏 Magic isn't a game.
没有捷径 No shortcuts!
落水触电后 Falling in that water and getting electrocuted,
魔法师会丧失他的能力 that's how a sorcerer loses his power!
这又是哪条规定 第十四条 还是第二十七条 What rule is that? Fourteen? Twenty-seven?
我都不记得 I can't even remember!
这有意义吗 What difference does it make
我连几个拖把都控制不了 if it's obvious that I can't even control a few mops?
一个人越强大 他作为魔法师的能力就越强 The stronger the man, the stronger the sorcerer.
谢了 又是一条没用的箴言 Thank you. Thank you for another useless motto!
换一个怎样 I have another one for you.
如果连你自己都控制不了 你就没法控制魔法 You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself.
你必须抛开顾虑 坚信自己 You need to stop your worrying and start believing in yourself.
你就是这样做的吗 Is that what you do?
-我做什么并不重要 -不重要才怪 - What I do isn't the point. - I think it is.
你的存在就是为了使我活在人间炼狱 I'm convinced you exist purely to make my life a living hell.
你根本就不懂什么是人间炼狱 You don't know anything about a living hell.
-你在进步 -没有 一点进步没有 - You're making progress. - No, I'm not making progress.
不戴戒指 对吧 No ring, right?
没有魔力 连张桌子都移动不了 我不行 No magic. I can't move the chairs. I can't do it.
你找错人了 巴斯扎 It's not me, Balthazar.
抱歉 真的抱歉 I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
真不是我 我不是救世主 不是至尊梅林 I'm not it. I'm not a hero. I'm not the Prime Merlinean.
只是一个物理系的书呆子 I'm just a physics nerd
穿着这种靴子丢人现眼 who looks really, really stupid in these shoes.
戴维 Dave.
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
刚才看见你在咖啡店外面 就跟来了 I saw you outside the coffee shop, so I followed you.
你看起来与以往不太一样 有点沮丧 You looked a little more distressed than usual.
很差劲是吧 That bad, huh?
你真以为那次糟糕的约会 Did you really think that one botched date
会让我恨你一辈子吗 was going to make me hate you forever?
也许吧 Yeah.
我很想知道 I do have to ask you this one thing.
你到这上面来干嘛 What are you doing up here?
一个朋友带我来过这里 A friend of mine brought me here once.
这么高你不怕吗 And the height doesn't bother you?
-你恐高吗 -有点吧 - Are you afraid of heights? - A little bit, yeah.
相信我 没事的 这边来 Trust me. Here, come on.
过来 没事的 Come on. You're good.
-你很安全 -是吗 - You're good. - I don't know.
多美啊 Yeah.
还记得你在车窗上画了只金刚吗 Do you remember when you drew King Kong on the bus window?
它正好骑在帝国大厦上 And he lined up with the Empire State Building?
你还记得啊 You remember that?
酷毙了 It was cool.
你透过自己的视角观察这个世界 You saw the world in your own way.
只是想引起你的注意 I was just trying to impress you.
很奏效呢 Well, it worked.
对一个十岁大的孩子来说真不容易 Not bad for a 10-year-old kid.
是吗 这是怎么回事呢 Yeah, right. What happened?
-你说什么 -这真有点讽刺 - What? What do you mean? - The bitter irony of the fact
十岁的我比二十的我还酷 that 10-year-old me is far cooler than 20-year-old me.
我觉得二十岁的戴维 挺好的啊 I think 20-year-old Dave is... He's all right.
是"还凑合"那种好 还是"太棒了"那种好 Like, "All right" All right, or "All right!" All right?
我觉得他... 介于两者之间吧 I think he is... somewhere in the middle.
真巧妙的回答 That's a diplomatic answer.
谢谢 And thank you.
-好啊 -你好 - Hey. - Hello.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
咱俩谈谈吧 I think you and I need to have a talk.
不需要道歉 咱们继续吧 No apology necessary. Let us move on.
你可真贴心 搭档 You're a diamond, mate.
干得真是漂亮啊 Surprisingly well done.
去找到魂器 Now go find the Grimhold.
你对那个男孩可真是百般呵护啊 You seem to have rather a soft spot for that boy.
巴斯扎交到新朋友了吗 Has Balthazar made a new friend?
没看见魂器 I don't see the Grimhold.
那是因为你只会用眼睛 That's because you're using your eyes.
狡猾的巴斯扎 Clever Balthazar.
总喜欢耍些小把戏 Always up to his little tricks.
找到了 Found it.
比我记忆中要轻啊 It's lighter than I remember.
我们曾并肩战斗 马克西姆 We once fought together, Maxim.
但后来发生了很多事 A lot's happened since those days.
-事情不是那样的 -就是那样 巴斯扎 - This isn't about that. - Oh, yes, it is, Balthazar.
一直以来都是那样 It's always been about that.
范洛妮卡选择了你而不是我 伟大的巴斯扎·布莱克 Veronica chose you instead of me, the great Balthazar Blake,
我最好的朋友 my best friend.
我要让你亲眼看着我释放莫干妮 Well, I'm going to let you watch me release Morgana.
让你看着这个世界化为尘埃 Let you watch your world crumble into nothing!
德瑞克 快走 Drake. Let's go.
-挡得漂亮 -我欠你的 - Nice catch. - I owed you one.
-他们带走了娃娃 -抢回来 - They got the doll. - Let's get it back.
坐稳了 Hang on.
坐稳了 唐克 Hang on, Tank.
左拐 Go left.
这是... What the...
霍法斯 他就在这里面 Horvath! He's in here somewhere.
等等 他可以把车变成计程车吗 Wait. He has the power to turn his car into a taxi?
用你的戒指锁定魂器 Use your ring and lock in on the Grimhold.
记住 它会随着戒指而动 Remember, it moves with the ring.
好的 好办法 好办法 Okay, yeah. Right, right, right.
在那 快 Go! Go!
他们追上来了 Here they come!
见鬼 What the heck!
漂亮 Nice one!
-瞧瞧啊 -抓紧了 - Hey! Well, look at that. - Hang on.
天哪 Oh, my God.
进隧道 Take the tunnel.
禁止驶入
什么东西 烟吗 What is that, smoke?
小心啊 Oh, come on!
该给你个小小的报复 Time for a little revenge.
-到底怎么回事 -我们在镜子里 - What the heck is this? - Yes, we drove through a mirror.
-我们被困在一个颠倒的世界里 -这么说... - We're trapped in a reverse world. - So...
没错 没错 It is, it is.
霍法斯在报复我洗手间的那招 Horvath's payback for the bathroom mirror.
没事 只要我们尽快开出去 No, no. We won't die as long as
-就死不了 -好吧 - we get out of here soon. - Okay.
-只要穿过我们的镜像 就能出去 -很好 - By driving through our own reflection. - Fantastic.
-那 窗户里 -就这么办 - There. In the window. - This is it.
不不不 你该不是想... No, no, no, no, no. You're not...
-要上了 -我们不可能做到 - Here we go. - We're not going to make that!
我们不... We're not...
你好 巴斯扎 Hello, Balthazar.
天哪 天哪 Oh, man. Oh, man.
不不不 后退 后退 后退 No, no, no. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.
后退 后退 后退 Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.
天哪 Oh, man.
我有办法 我有办法 I've got an idea. I've got an idea.
-戴维 不要 -就交给我吧 - Dave, don't. - Please just let me do it.
-什么 -七三年的斑马车 你就这办法 - What? - '73 Pinto? This is your idea?
不 不 我本想把他们的车变成搅拌机 No! No. My idea was to turn their car into a beater.
-干掉他们 -没错 - Finish it. - Right!
我猜他停下来了 I think he stopped.
坚持住 唐克 坚持住 我接住你了 伙计 Hold on, Tank. Hold on, Tank. I got you, buddy.
人走了 Walked away.
对不起 我认错人了 I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.
霍法斯在哪 Where's Horvath?
他跑了吗 Did he get away?
魂器在哪 那又是谁 Where's the Grimhold? Who was that?
是她 对吗 That was her, wasn't it?
第三个徒弟 The third apprentice.
几百年来 范洛妮卡 For centuries, Veronica,
霍法斯和我是唯一能保护人类 Horvath and I were the only thing standing
不被莫干妮毁灭的人 between Morgana and man's destruction.
我和范洛妮卡依靠的就是 Our friendship and our magic
我们的友谊和魔法 were what Veronica and I depended on.
你爱上她了 对吧 You fell for her, didn't you?
我爱上她了 I fell for her.
像你一样 范洛妮卡只想做一个普通人 Like you, all Veronica wanted was to be normal.
用普通的东西 过普通的生活 Normal things, normal life.
我爱上她了 I fell.
霍法斯也是 And so did Horvath.
所以他背叛了我们 That's why Horvath betrayed us.
一千年来 For 1,000 years,
你把她放在魂器里 you've been carrying her around with you.
一直带在身边 In the Grimhold.
那晚 我本想把这给她 I was going to give this to her that night.
真遗憾 I'm sorry.
好 巴斯扎 Okay, Balthazar.
我们要范洛妮卡救出来 消灭莫干妮 We are going to get Veronica out and destroy Morgana.
你怎么了 What's happened to you?
没什么啊 Nothing.
你还是没学会撒谎 You're still a bad liar.
-怎么都... -其实 她喜欢你我很高兴 - Why does everyone... - You know, I am glad she likes you.
我不惊奇 只是高兴 No, I am not surprised. Only glad.
没什么比得上这种感觉 对吗 There's nothing like it, is there?
还是穿好你的老头鞋吧 Put your old man shoes back on.
我们有活要干了 We have some work to do.
所有卫星接收器都设定好了吗 Are all the satellite dishes in position?
安排妥当 All lined up.
还磕坏了我的美甲 太不爽了 I chipped my mani, which is not cool.
是啊 我也觉得 No, I imagine it's not.
这里面是我们的另一个伙伴 Inside there lies our next coworker.
阿比盖尔·威廉姆斯 Abigail Williams,
让萨勒姆闻名于世的那个小女巫[美国17世纪萨勒姆女巫案] a little witch who put Salem on the map.
她出来之后 就剩下莫干妮那层了 Once she's out, we're at the Morgana shell.
释放她可要花不少时间和精力 Now that's going to take a lot of time and energy to crack.
我们接下来怎么办 So what are we going to do?
你有没有听说过寄生咒 Have you heard of the Parasite Spell?
抱歉 我忘了你的学业滞后了 Sorry, I forgot your education's somewhat lacking.
我比较喜欢靠自己的本能 Yeah, I prefer to go more by instinct.
你知道 跟着感觉走 You know, what feels right.
很好 寄生咒 Very good. Well, the Parasite Spell
有点龌龊 is a rather nasty piece of business.
要是没记错的话 它源于海地 It originated in Haiti, if memory serves.
它能让魔法师偷走另一个魔法师的能量 It enables one sorcerer to steal the energy from another.
这戒指在你手上也是摆设 对吧 Well, you weren't really using it, were you?
打扰一下 Excuse me?
我有事相求 I'd like to make a request.
我刚做完节目 下次吧 好吗 I just finished my show. But maybe next time, okay?
我说了 有事相求 I said I'd like to make a request.
好吧 All right.
莫干妮出来的时候 不管发生什么 When Morgana is released, no matter what happens,
答应我你会不惜一切消灭她 promise me you'll do whatever it takes to destroy her.
我保证 I promise.
顺便声明 你穿这老头鞋很帅气 And for the record, you wear the old guy shoes very well.
我的脚可不这么想 不过谢谢 My feet disagree with you, but thank you.
击个拳 Knuckle bump.
也好 Might as well.
我把那女孩绑过来了 Now that I have kidnapped the girl for you,
是时候释放莫干妮了吗 is it time to release Morgana?
我会代你向她致意的 I'll give her your regards.
霍法斯先生 我做错什么了吗 Mr. Horvath, have I done something wrong?
没有 Not at all.
我需要你的力量来释放莫干妮 I need your power to free Morgana.
而不是你 I just don't need you.
两个了 Well, that's two.
还差一个 One more to go.
真吓人 That's horrifying.
找到魂器 赶紧了事 Let's just find the Grimhold and be done with it.
巴特里公园 唤灵 Battery Park. The Rising.
波斯毯中沙 Persian Quickrug.
还说我老土 And he thinks I'm old-fashioned.
在这炫富呢 Ostentatious.
没事 没事 Nothing, nothing.
这就是莫干妮 So that's Morgana.
范洛妮卡 Veronica.
巴斯扎 Balthazar?
真是轻而易举 来吧 戴维 That was easy. Come on, Dave.
你清楚游戏规则 You know the drill.
把我要的给我 我就放了她 Give me what I want, and I'll let her go.
戴维 怎么回事 Dave, what is going on?
会没事的 你会没事的 It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
不 她不会 No, she's not!
她会被剁成肉末 拿去喂猫 She's going to be ground up into chunks and fed to the cat
除非你把梅林的戒指和魂器给我 unless you give me Merlin's ring and the Grimhold.
找巴斯扎吗 他正"沉浸"在这的装潢中呢 Balthazar? He's busy admiring the decor.
你准备怎么做呢 So what's going to be?
给 Here.
拿去 Take it.
-你还好吗 -梅林的戒指 - You're okay? - Merlin's ring.
好久没这么近看它了 It's been a while since I've been this close to it.
不知道还能不能用 I wonder if it still works.
-你还好吗 -没事 - You all right? - Yeah, I think so.
魂器呢 The Grimhold?
懂了 I see.
他拿了我的戒指 He took my ring.
他威胁杀了贝琪 He was gonna kill Becky.
对不起 巴斯扎 I'm so sorry, Balthazar.
换了我也会这么做 戴维 I would have done the same thing, Dave.
你去哪 Where are you going?
巴特里公园 霍法斯要把莫干妮放出来 Battery Park. Horvath's going to release Morgana.
你不可能同时对付 Well, you can't take him
他和莫干妮 那太... on and Morgana at the same time. That's...
-简直不可能 -我得试试 - You literally can't. - I have to try.
那我和你一起去 Well, then I'm going with you.
用不出魔法的你吗 Without any magic?
他夺走了你的戒指 He has your ring.
我自己去 I'm going alone.
没事 他习以为常了 No, that's a normal thing for him.
没人知道自己还剩多少时间 No one knows how much time they have
你要守在你最重要的人身边 to be with the people that are the most important.
好好珍惜 Enjoy it.
那人就那么骑着一只鹰飞走了 That guy just flew away on an eagle!
-我... -一只钢鹰 - I... - A steel eagle.
贝琪 我本想告诉你 Becky, I wanted to talk to you about this.
只是不知道从何说起 I just haven't known where to start.
我很高兴你没事 I'm just happy you're okay.
听着 戴维 要是你告诉我真相 Look, Dave. If you can just tell me the truth,
我保证我会尽全力去理解 then I promise I will do my best to understand.
好 你要知道的第一件事 Okay. The first thing you
就是我是个魔法师 should know about me is that I'm a sorcerer.
好的 Okay.
我能从手中射出离子炮 I can conjure and shoot plasma bolts out of my hand.
我能加速或者减慢时间流动 I can speed time up, slow it down,
还有各种飘浮飞行 都挺神奇的 varying degrees of levitation. It's all very magical.
我觉得我前男友与众不同 And I thought my last
只是因为他戴了条围巾 boyfriend was different 'cause he wore a scarf.
-宝贝 我一会儿再来 好吗 -好 - Baby, I'll just come back. Okay? - Okay.
-马上就回来 -好 我在这儿等 - I'll see you in a minute. - Okay. All right. I'm here.
不识时务啊 戴维 Bad time, Dave.
本尼特 谢天谢地你终于接了 Bennet. Thank God you answered.
事情十分棘手 I got a real emergency on my hands.
马上来实验室见我 I need you to meet me at my lab right now!
贝琪 我得在这放下你 Becky, I got to let you out.
什么 让我下车吗 What? Let me out?
好吧 Okay.
我想我知道怎样不用魔法也能打败他们 I think I know how to defeat them without any magic.
怎么做 How?
霍法斯手杖上的那些戒指 The rings on Horvath's cane.
他靠它们获得了更多力量 He put them there to gain more power,
但同时也使他成为一个良导体 but they make him a better conductor.
戴维 我完全不懂你在说什么 Dave, I have no idea what you're talking about.
好吧 丽贝卡 事情是这样的 All right, Rebecca, here it is.
很多邪恶的魔法师今晚都会复生 Many evil sorcerers will be raised from the dead tonight.
所以 基本上 据我们所知 So, basically, Morgana is
莫干妮想毁灭世界 trying to destroy the world as we know it.
就这啊 Oh, just that.
这真的很危险 我不能让你牵扯进去 This is really dangerous. I can't bring you into it.
我想我已经牵扯进来了 Well, I think I'm already into it.
此外 要是你搞砸了 And besides, if you blow it,
我们反正都得死 对吗 we're all gonna die anyway, right?
我想跟你去 I want to come with you.
你真性感 You're sexy.
线圈遥控装置都带来了 I got all the Tesla coil remotes.
谢了兄弟 感激不尽 Thanks, brother. I appreciate it.
我挂电话之后还发现这个 Oh! I found this after we hung up.
就放在桌子上 It was on the desk.
"把这个给范洛妮卡 巴斯扎上" "Give this to Veronica. Balthazar."
我看巴斯扎不打算活着回来了 I don't think Balthazar's planning on coming back.
我不知道你在搞什么 戴维 I don't know what you're into here, Dave,
但不管它是什么 你肯定有戏 but whatever it is, you are definitely participating!
谢谢 本尼特 多谢夸奖 我们要走了 Thank you, Bennet. I appreciate that. We should go.
该唤灵了 Now is The Rising.
是时候了 Now is the time.
范洛妮卡 Veronica.
是我 霍法斯 我是莫干妮 It's me, Horvath. Morgana.
别一副可怜兮兮样 No need to look so pathetic.
把那玩意毁了 Destroy that thing.
我永远不想再看到它 I never want to see it again.
在魔环成形之前 我还不能唤灵 I cannot raise the dead until the circle is complete.
-糟糕 她活了 -什么 - No way. Man alive! - What?
你真的看不到吗 Are you telling me you honestly don't see that?
没啊 看什么 No. See what?
我想他们用那些 I think they're using the
大楼顶端的卫星接收器 satellite dishes on the tops of the buildings
来引导和放大电磁波能量 to direct and amplify the electromagnetic energy.
好了 我们靠边停一下 靠边停 All right, we're pulling over. We're pulling over.
贝琪 帮我一个忙 Becky, I need you to do me a favor.
我要你爬上大楼的最顶端 I need you to go up to the very top of that thing.
行啊 Great.
移动天线 干扰他们的信号 You got to move that antenna and just disrupt the signal.
好 明白 Okay. Right.
贝琪 Hey, Becky.
你记得十岁时候我给你写的那张纸条吗 Do you remember that letter I wrote when we were 10 years old?
朋友还是女友 Friend or girlfriend?
我没看到你选了什么 I never saw what you checked,
看在我今晚可能会死的份上 so in case I die tonight,
你先告诉我好吗 could you please tell me?
别死 之后告诉你 Don't die and I'll tell you.
那好吧 Oh, yeah, okay.
巴斯扎 Balthazar.
别玩你这些老把戏了 巴斯扎 Enough of your old tricks, Balthazar.
如你所愿 As you wish.
那时候 我们还是旗鼓相当啊 巴斯扎 Time was, things were pretty even between us, Balthazar.
不过你看 As you can see,
我收集了些新宝贝 I've acquired some new jewelry.
我来了 老兄 我来了 来了 I'm coming, buddy. I'm coming. I'm coming.
好吧 什么 这怎么回事 不敢相信 不要 All right, what... What is this? What am I looking at? No!
还有助行架 当然得有... And a walker. Of course she has a...
天哪 Oh, boy.
被牛刺伤的斗牛士得熬三天才死 A matador gored by a bull can take up to three days to die.
听起来很惨吧 Sounds unpleasant, doesn't it?
魔环就要成形了 The circle is nearly complete.
不好受吧 巴斯扎 It must be awful, Balthazar.
这么多年来 为了阻止这一刻而不懈战斗 All these years, fighting to stop this one moment
结果这一刻马上要来了 and then coming up short.
是我的车 That's my car.
谢谢 Thank you!
太晚了 We're too late.
范洛妮卡 Veronica.
她... Is she...
她们都还没死 They're both still with us.
巴斯扎 你做了什么 Balthazar, what have you done?
做了你为我做的事 What you did for me.
-记住你的承诺 -巴斯扎 不要 - Remember your promise. - Balthazar, no.
你会不惜一切来消灭莫干妮 You'll do whatever it takes to destroy Morgana.
不 不 我不能 No. No, I can't.
我不会把你关进这玩意里 I won't lock you in this thing.
我也不会 Neither will I.
真感人啊 How sweet.
不是吧 Oh, man.
-该做个了断了 -不要 - And now we end this. - No!
不可能 No way.
没有戒指 No ring.
这是你的力量 It is you.
至尊梅林 The Prime Merlinean!
一群傻瓜 Fools!
范洛妮卡 Veronica!
该我了 Now it's my turn.
你就这点水平吗 Is that the best that you can do?
希望不是 I sure hope not.
现在该我了 And now it's my turn.
快啊 Come on.
爬上去 Climb.
你拥有梅林的魔力 You have Merlin's powers,
却没有他的力量和技巧 but you don't have his strength or his skill.
你还太弱了 You are still weak.
但我不是赤手空拳 But I'm not alone.
我还会借助科学的力量 就是现在 I brought a little science with me. Now!
我做到了 巴斯扎 我真的做到了 I did it! Balthazar, I actually did it!
他死了 He's gone.
他完成了他的使命 He completed his quest.
不不不 这还没完呢 他不能死 No, no, no, no. It's not over. He can't die.
我... 不该是现在 I just... Not now.
拜托 Come on.
不能就这么结束 That's not good enough.
范洛妮卡 请你后退一点 Veronica, would you please step back?
要是莫干妮能杀他 也许我能救活他 If Morgana can stop his heart, maybe I can start it.
好吧 我要发力了 老兄 听着 All right, here we go, bud. Here we go. Listen.
你... 你和你那些混账规矩 You... You with all your stupid rules!
还有老头才穿的皮鞋 And all those old man shoes.
还有你一直救我时的眼神 And your constantly saving me with that look in your eyes.
起来 起来 Come on! Come on!
起来 起来啊 Come on. Come on.
我做了个梦 I had a dream.
梦到你一个劲地骂我 戴维 You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
我吗 真是奇怪啊 Me? That's pretty weird, huh?
不奇怪 情有可原 No, kind of makes sense.
是啊 Yeah.
-谢谢 -欢迎回来 老头 - Thank you. - Welcome back, old man.
你回来了 You're here.
戴维 Dave!
-你做到了 -我知道 而且我还活着 - You did it! - I know. And I'm still alive.
出人意料 我也没挂 And, surprisingly, so am I.
是啊 对了 那纸条 I know. Oh, the note. Right.
-朋友还是女友 -无所谓了 - Friend or girlfriend? - I don't care.
女朋友 绝对是女朋友 Girlfriend. Definitely girlfriend.
想和我去吃早餐吗 去法国吃 Would you like to have breakfast with me? In France?
法国吗 France?
对 我有趟便车 Yeah, I got us a ride.
好吧 你真可爱 Okay, you're fun.
贝琪 有件事我忘了告诉你 Becky, there's something I forgot to mention to you.
我真不知道怎么让它降落 I really have no idea how to land this thing.
剧终