Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza. 晚上好 是Luigi披萨店吗
Buona sera. 晚上好
It means good evening in Italian. 意大利语晚上好的意思
May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question 可是说 你的回答让人很怀疑
the authenticity of your ristorante? 你们是不是正宗的意式餐厅?
Okay, I'm out of here. 好了 我要走了
Un momento. 等会儿走
Oh, for heaven's sake. 哦 饶了我吧
Now you're being deliberately stupid. 你在装傻
Where are you going? 你去哪?
I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's. 我和Priya去Raj家吃饭
I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us? 我觉得Howard也会去 你想一起来吗?
But tonight's Thursday. 但是今天是周四
On Thursdays, everybody comes over here 周四 所有人都会来这里
and has pizza. 然后吃披萨
Or a reasonable facsimile 还会从一个自称是Luigi
prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, 口音却像成龙的人那里
but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan. 收到一份像模像样的宣传单
Can't we make a one-time exception for tonight? 我们今晚就不能破例一次吗?
We could. 行呀
We could also stop using the letter "M," 我们还可以不玩"不发M音"的游戏
but I think that idea is isguided and oronic. 但我觉得这个主意很"傻奥"(傻冒),"愚味"(愚昧)
Just come with me to Raj's. 直接和我一起去Raj家呗
Well, I don't want to go to a party. 嗯 可我不想去参加派对
It's not a party. It's the same group of people 这不是派对 只是同样的一群人
who hang out here hanging out over there. 晃来晃去罢了
I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party. 抱歉 但是五个人一起吃饭聊天就是个派对
How come it's not a party when we do it here? 我们在这里吃饭聊天不也是派对吗?
Because we don't throw parties. 我们从不举办派对啊
I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon. 我不知道怎么和你说 Sheldon
I'm going to see Priya. Everyone's over there. 我要去找Priya 然后所有人都回去
You coming or not? 你来是不来?
Well, no, sir, and do you know why? 嗯 不 先生 知道原因吗?
In a word: tradition. 言简意赅的说: 遵守传统
Every Thursday night for the last eight years, 在过去8年中 每个周四的晚上
you and I and our friends have gathered here 你 我 还有朋友们都会聚在这里
in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, 分享涂着起司和果酱的面包
discuss the issues of the day, 讨论当天的消息
and yes, share a laugh or two. 还有 分享欢笑
But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you. 但是在我看来我们优良的传统对你毫无意义
I guess you're right. 我觉得你说对了
- See you later. - Wait! - 再见 - 等等!
Leonard! Wait! Leonard! 等等!
What am I going to do for dinner? 那我的晚餐怎么办?
Come with me to Raj's and eat there. 和我去Raj家然后在那吃
I can't do that. 我做不到
What if he serves haggis and blood pudding? 万一他做了羊肚布丁或者血布丁怎么办?
I really doubt that's what he'll serve. 我不认为他会做那些
But what if he does? 万一他做了呢?
I'll be obliged to dine 我会被强迫吃下
on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach. 那些塞在羊胃里的肝脏和肺
And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing. 而且说实话 血布丁和羊肚布丁是一回事
I don't know why he's serving both. 我不知道他干嘛两个都做
What do you want to do? 你想干嘛?
You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone? 你是想和我一起 还是一个人待这?
No, I'll go to your haggis party. 不 我和你一起去羊肚派对
But I'm telling you. 但是我告诉你
This is adness. This is utter and complete adness. 这太不靠谱了 彻彻底底的太不靠谱了
* Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state * * 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 *
* Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! * * 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! *
* The Earth began to cool * * 地球开始降温 *
* The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools * * 自养生物来起哄 穴居人发明工具 *
* We built the Wall We built the pyramids * * 我们建长城 我们建金字塔 *
* Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery * * 数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 *
* That all started with a big bang * * 一切由大爆炸开始 *
* Bang! * * 砰! *
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- Oh, dear! - What? - 哦 天呐! - 怎么了?
Raj's television. Raj的电视
I just realized 我刚想起来
we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen 我们整个晚上都要看那个
with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner. 左上花屏的等离子屏幕
So don't watch TV. 那就别看电视
Read a book. 看书
And be a social pariah? 然后做个下等民？
Oh, you know that's not my style. 噢 你懂的 这不是我的风格
Ugh! 唉!
The audible sigh is a show of exasperation, right? 这个听得到的叹气是表示生气 对吗?
Right. 对
Is it about me or the dead pixels? 是为我还是花屏?
Hey, you're just in time. 嘿 你们来得正是时候
We made Tex-Mex. 我们做了墨西哥风美国食物
Oh, sounds great. 噢 听起来真棒
Oh, Indians making Tex-Mex. 噢 印度人做墨西哥风的美国食物
Might as well have had the Chinese pizza. 还不如去吃中国风披萨
Hey, you. 嘿 帅哥
Hi. 嗨
That's got to be fun for you, huh? 这对你来说一定很High 哈?
Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva 看着Hofstadter
out of your sister's mouth? 吮吸你妹妹嘴里的唾液?
Excuse me. Before this evening goes any further, 打扰一下 在今晚开始前
we need to decide where everyone is going to sit. 我们得解决一下谁坐哪里的问题
There is no assigned seats, Sheldon. 没啥指定的座位 Sheldon
Just sit anywhere. Make yourself comfortable. 随便坐 舒服就好
Oh, what fun. 噢 太搞了吧
We're like hippies at a love-in. 我们就像恋爱集会上的嬉皮士一样
Just sit here. 坐在这就行了
Right on, man. Right on. 得了您呐 好极了
Oh, look. 噢 瞧瞧
It's Harry Potter and 98% of the Sorcerer's Stone. 这是哈利波特和98%的魔法石
Okay, we've got fajitas 好咯 法士达(墨西哥食物)来啦
with all the fixins, so you make your own. 所有配菜都放了 自己动手
Wonderful. 太好了
Dinner, some assembly required. 晚餐 聚会必备
Do you want a Margarita, Sheldon? 来杯玛格丽特酒吗 Sheldon?
A Margarita?! 玛格丽特?!
Where are we?! What is happening?! 我们在哪?! 发生什么事了?!
Oh. Hey, Sheldon. 噢 嘿 Sheldon
What can I get you? 来点什么?
Water. Neat. 水 纯净水
With a little umbrella. 插把小雨伞
Where are all your friends? 你的朋友们都去哪了?
Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight, 悲剧啊 Penny 今晚 我就像蝙蝠侠
roaming these mean streets alone. 在大街上独自游荡
A windbreaker for my cape, 没有披肩的我穿着风衣
and a stern expression for my cowl. 虽没有斗篷笼罩下的阴影 但我神情凝重
Okay. 好吧
Excuse me? 等一下?
Isn't this the point where the world-weary barkeep 这会儿该是厌世的酒保
absentmindedly wipes down the bar 茫然地擦着吧台
and coaxes the woes out of the troubled patron? 然后听顾客大倒苦水的时候了吧?
Well, I was getting your stupid umbrella, but all right. 呃 我要去拿你的愚蠢小伞 但还是算了吧
What's troubling you, buddy? 你郁闷什么 伙计?
I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked... 我觉得你心思不在这 但是鉴于你问了...
Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister, 表面上看 因为Leonard在泡Raj的妹妹
we're all forced to hang out at his apartment. 我们都不得不到他家玩
Oh, the horror. 噢 真恐怖
Indeed. 没错
Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music, 是的 然后 Raj开始放雷鬼音乐
and his sister took off her shoes. 他妹妹脱了鞋子
It was like the last days of Caligula. 这就像是罗马帝国艳情史的末日一样
Oh, I have to get this. 噢 我得接电话
Umbrella? 雨伞呢?
Ugh! 呃!
Wonder what she's exasperated about. 她生嘛气啊
Hello? 你好?
Sheldon, are you all right? Sheldon 你还好吗?
When last we spoke, you were going to 我们刚刚说话时 你正要搭的士
take a taxi home from Raj's, but according to facebook, 从Raj那儿回家 但是从facebook上来看
you just checked in at the Cheesecake Factory. 你只是去了"奶酪蛋糕工厂"
Yes, I was in a taxi, 是 我上了的士来着
but the driver didn't look at all 但是那司机跟他驾驶证上的照片
like the photograph on his license, 一点都不像
so I leapt out and ran for it. 所以我跳出来然后跑着去了
Wise. 明智之举
There you go. 好了
Just like recovering alcoholics drink in the Caribbean. 就像加勒比海那些戒酒者喝的一样
Hi, bestie. 嗨 闺蜜
Oh. Hi, Amy. 哦 嗨 Amy
How you been? 最近过得好吗?
Fine. 好啊
From this angle, I can see up your nose. 从这个角度 我能仰望到你的鼻子
Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it? 没错 这是个瞻仰活人的好时候 对吧?
Don't worry. My problems can wait 别担心 我的问题可以等
while you two hens finish your clucking. 直到你们这两只母鸡不再咯咯叫
Look, Sheldon, Leonard is dating Priya. 听着 Sheldon Leonard正和Priya约会呢
She is staying with Raj. 而她和Raj住一起
That means you're all probably gonna be hanging out there more. 那意味着你极可能要更经常去那了
Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. Penny 我为你被卷入这件事感到难过
I know you're devastated 我知道你倍受打击
that your ex-boyfriend has found an exciting new lover 因你前男友找到一个
with flawless, caramel-colored skin. 完美无瑕的有着焦糖色皮肤的新欢
Okay, I'm not upset about Leonard and Priya. 好了 我才不会为了Leonard和Priya心烦呢
Your flaring nostrils indicate otherwise. 你那出气的鼻孔表明不像是这样
Cluck-cluck-cluck. 咯 咯 咯
Sheldon, look at me. Sheldon 看着我
I think it's time 我想是时候
to face the fact 面对Leonard是你们社群的核心
that Leonard is the nucleus of your social group. 这一事实了
Where he goes, the group goes. 他去哪 组织就在哪
Leonard the nucleus? Leonard是核心?
That makes no sense. 完全不着边际
I'm the whimsical elf 我才是那个大家指望着
that everyone looks to for a good time. 带来快乐时光的古怪小精灵
I'm not saying that you're not fun. 我不是说你没趣
You're the most fun person I know. 你是我所认识的最有趣的人
A lot of people think I'm fun to be around. 周围的许多人觉得我有趣
Don't be needy, bestie. 别那么不识趣 闺蜜
That's probably part of what chased Leonard away. 那可能是赶走Leonard的部分原因
What I am saying, Sheldon, Sheldon 我要说的就是
is that your group is Leonard-centric. 你们群体是以Leonard为中心的
If it were a town, it would be Leonardville. 如果它是一个城镇的话 那就会叫Leonard镇
If it were an Islamic nation, Leonardstan. 如果它是一个穆斯林国家 就叫Leonard斯坦
If it were the birthplace of motion pictures, 如果它是电影的发源地
we'd all be singing "Hooray for Leonardwood." 我们就都要歌唱 "Leonard坞万岁"
Ooh, I got one. 哇哦 我也比喻一把
If you guys were a band, 如果你们这些家伙组个乐队
you'd be called Leonard and the Leonards. 一定取名叫做Leonard和Leonard们
So needy. 太不识趣了
What you doing? 你干啥呢?
I'm setting out snacks. 我正在摆列零食
You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight. 你应该知道 今晚我们又要去Raj那吃饭了
I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie? 目前我还没说过零食是给你备的 我说过么 闲事佬?
You're having people over? 你要招待人?
Yes. Must be killing you wondering who. 是啊 你肯定已经好奇死了吧
Fine, I'll tell you. 好吧 我告诉你
Stuart from the comic bookstore, 来自漫画店的Stuart
Barry Kripke from the university, 来自大学里的Barry Kripke
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack Penny的前男友Zack
and TV's LeVar Burton. 还有电视明星LeVar Burton
Really? 真的吗?
LeVar Burton's coming here? LeVar Burton也要来?
Possibly. I tweeted him. 可能 我微博他了
Okay, well, tell him I loved him on Star Trek. 好吧 哦 告诉他我喜爱他演的星际迷航
Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends. 拜托了 Leonard 别试图加入到我的新朋友里来
Of course. Good night. 当然 晚安
- Leonard. - Yeah? - Leonard啊 - 怎么?
We had a good run, you and I. 你和我 我们关系很好
Okay. 好吧
But change is a part of life. 但改变是生活的一部分
It certainly is. 当然
Okay. 好的
I have guests coming. 我有客人要来了
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave now. 现在我恐怕得请你离开
I am leaving. 我正要走呢
Don't make this harder than it is, Leonard. 别让简单事情复杂化 Leonard
Good-bye, Sheldon. 再见 Sheldon
And good-bye to you, sir. 再见 先生
He'll be back. 他会回来的
Of course I'll be back. 我当然会回来
I live here! 我住这儿!
Well, it would appear 好吧 很显然
LeVar Burton won't be joining us. LeVar Burton 不会来了
Let's get started. 我们开始吧
I thought we'd begin by going around the room, 我想我们就从分配好座位
introducing ourselves 相互介绍一下自己
and saying a little bit about why we're here. 再谈谈我们为什么聚在这儿
Okay. I'm Sheldon. 那么 我是Sheldon
Uh, for regular readers 呃 我是新英格兰杂志高能物理学
of The New England Journal of High Energy Physics, 的忠实读者
I need no introduction. 我介绍完了
If you're not familiar 如果你对那本杂志
with that publication, 并不熟悉
there's a free copy in your goody bag. 你的礼品袋中有一份免费的期刊
Stuart? Stuart呢?
Um... Hi. 呃... 大家好
I'm Stuart. 我是Stuart
I run a comic bookstore, 我经营一家漫画书店
which for financial reasons, I'm currently living in. 由于一些经济原因 我现在就住那儿
And I guess 我想
what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower. 我今晚最大的希望就是能洗个热水澡
It's very nice, Stuart. 这真不错 Stuart
Zack? Zack呢?
I'm Zack, and I'm, uh... 我是Zack 我 呃...
Uh... 呃...
Could you come back to me? 能不能过会儿再介绍?
Of course. 没问题
Barry? Barry呢?
I'm Barry Kwipke, and I'm here 我是Barry Kwipke 我来这儿
because you told me there was going to be a whaffle. 是因为你说有"凑奖"(咬字不准，指"抽奖")
When is the whaffle? 什么时候有呢?
Patience, patience, Barry. 淡定 淡定 Barry
The whaffle... "凑奖"...
The raffle is the grand finale 抽奖 可是今晚精彩派对的
to an evening-long festival of fun and folly. 压轴大戏
- One more question... - Yes, you must be present to win. - 还有个问题... - 是的 离开的人不能参与抽奖
Okay, I'm ready. 好了 我准备好了
I'm Zach, and I'm, uh... 我是Zack 我 呃...
Oh, crap, why is this so hard? 哦 该死 这怎么这么难?
Oh, hey. 哦 嗨
- Hi. - Yo, P-dog. - 嗨 - 哟 妞
What's up? 什么事?
We're here to kidnap you 我们来这儿把你绑架
for a girls' night out. 参加女生的夜晚聚会
Parenthetical: The term "kidnap" is being used playfully. 补充说明一下 术语"绑架"此处作为开玩笑的语气使用
I kind of figured that. 我好像知道这意思
Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head. 很好 那现在把这个枕头套套在你头上吧
No. 不要
She used to be much more fun, 她以前可比现在有趣多了
until Leonard punched her in the heart. 直到Leonard刺伤了她的心
We just thought you might want to go out 我们只是觉得你会想出去
and have a good time, maybe go dancing. 玩个痛快 或许 可以跳舞
Oh. Gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood. 哦 天呐 谢谢 可惜我没什么心情
You do understand that it will distract you 你明知道这可以帮你摆脱
from obsessing over the rich variety 萦绕在你脑中你的前男友
of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend 和他刚结交的美艳惹火孟买女
is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai. 缠缠绵绵的景象
Okay, look, 好吧 听着
if I agree to go out with you guys, 如果我答应和你们出去
will you promise to stop pestering me 你们可不可答应我不再就
about Leonard and Priya? Leonard和Priya的事对我纠缠不休?
- Yes. - Sure. - 没问题 - 当然
All right. I'll go change. Come on in. 好吧 我去换件衣服 进来吧
If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, 如果你同意让我带氯仿过来
we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber. 我们就不必忍受这么多叽里咕噜的废话
Anyway, after we get done snowboarding, 总之 我们玩好滑雪板
I go back to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi. 我回到旅舍 冲了澡
There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it. 因为四下无人 所以我就脱光了
Next thing I know, 紧接着
this beautiful chick shows up, 出现了个标志的小妞儿
drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me. 喝得神志不清 想进来和我一起洗
Question. 我有问题
Was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub? 到底是按摩浴缸 还是浴缸?
Really? That's your question? 啥? 你想问的就是这个?
What's the difference? 有什么区别吗?
"Jacuzzi" is a commercial brand. "按摩浴缸"是浴缸的一个品牌
"Hot tub" is the generic term. 而"浴缸"就是生活用品
I.E., all Jacuzzis 也就是说 所有的按摩浴缸
are hot tubs, 都是浴缸
but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis. 但浴缸并不全是按摩浴缸
Is that like all thumbs are fingers, 是不是就像所有的拇指都可以叫做手指
but not all fingers are thumbs? 但手指并不只是拇指?
Surprisingly, yes. 真意外 你竟然说对了
Nice. 很好
Now, what exactly are toes? 那 脚趾头算什么?
Can you please get back to the drunk girl? 你能继续讲那个醉酒女孩的事吗?
I'd like something to think about in the shower. 我还是希望能想象下浴缸里发生的事儿
Oh, yeah. 哦 好的
Right. Anyway, she takes off all of her clothes, 嗯 总之 她脱下了所有的衣服
climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice... 爬进了浴缸 我首先注意到的就是...
The water level rose. 浴缸的水面上升了
No. 不对
Of course it did. 水面当然会上升
It's said that Archimedes, 据说 古希腊的数学家
the ancient Greek mathematician, 阿基米德
discovered the principle of displacement 就是在洗澡的时候
while taking a bath. 发现了浮力定律
Terrific. Go ahead, Zack. 棒极了 继续说下去 Zack
Naked drunk girl, free-balling, continue. 醉酒的裸女 没穿内裤的男子 继续
Forgive me, but I think you'll find 请原谅 但我认为你们会觉得
my story is more interesting. 我的故事更有趣的
Does yours have wet breasts in it? 你的故事里有湿胸女郎吗?
Better. 比那个要好
It has a gold crown. 有金皇冠哦
You see, the king 听着 国王
wondered how much gold was in it 很好奇 皇冠里究竟有多少金子
and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution. 命令阿基米德给他个答案
Because the crown was irregularly shaped, 由于皇冠的形状不规则
there was no way to mathematically 不能通过数学方法
determine its volume. 来测定它的体积
But, while bathing, Archimedes realized 然而 洗澡的时候 阿基米德想到
he could immerse the crown 他可以把皇冠浸在水里
and measure the amount the water rose. 量出溢出水的体积
So, long story short, I nailed her. 那 长话短说 我上了她
When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!" 想清楚后 他大喊了一声 "有了!"
No, I always shout, "Holy moly!" 不不 我通常叫"哎哟!"的
Don't know why. Just do. 没什么原因 就这么叫叫
All right, that concludes 好吧 今晚"互相了解"
the "getting to know you" portion of the evening. 这个环节到此结束
Who's ready to play some vintage video games? 谁要来玩经典电子游戏?
And tonight's selections include 今晚的选择有
Coleco Vision's "Smurf Rescue in Gargamel's Castle", Coleco公司的"Gargamel城堡里的蓝精灵救援"
Atari's "Cookie Monster Munch", Atari公司的"曲奇怪物"
and for you text adventure aficionados, 还有给你这种文字探险迷准备的
"Zork". "大魔域"
Pick me, pick me. I'm fun. 选我呀 选我呀 我很好玩的
That all sucks the big hairy meatball. 那就是一堆毛茸茸的小肉球
How about I go get 我去车上
the karaoke machine out of my car, 把卡拉OK设备拿上来
get plastered and blow the roof off this place? 大醉一场 然后high翻屋顶怎么样?
Great, I'll make a beer run. 很好 我去弄点啤酒来
And I'll take a shower. 我去洗个澡
We'll meet back here in 15. 15分钟后这儿见
Check. 同意
I'm unhappy. 我不高兴了
This is delicious. 这个很好吃
Where'd you learn to make chili? 你怎么学会做香辣肉酱汤的?
When I was at university in England, 我在英国上大学的时候
my flatmate was from Texas. 我舍友是德州人
I hope she wasn't anything like my flatmate from Texas. 希望她和我的德州舍友不一样
Sheldon is a bit quirky, isn't he? Sheldon有点古怪 是吧?
Oh, please. That crazy bastard's looking 噢 得了吧 那个脑残贱淫
at quirky in the rearview mirror. 在后视镜里更诡异
Did you know that, per our roommate agreement, 你不知道吗? 每个室友都同意的
I have to wash my feet before I get in the shower? 我必须在洗澡前先洗脚
And not in the sink. 而且不能在水槽洗
We each have special buckets. 我们用各自的水桶
Raj, did you ever tell your sister Raj 你向你妹妹说起过
about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates? 那次Sheldon被比尔盖茨揍了吗?
- Oh, God, you're kidding. - Nope. - 哦 老天 开玩笑吧 - 真的
Gates gave a speech at the university. 盖茨在学校里作报告
Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, Sheldon走上台并对他说
"Maybe if you weren't so distracted "或许你不那么费心
by sick children in Africa, 非洲受疾病肆虐的儿童的话
you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista." 你就能在Windows Vista系统上多花些心思了"
Bam. Right in the nose. 嘭 一拳打在鼻子上
Made me proud to own a PC. 有电脑 真光荣
I'd like to propose a toast 我建议为这个少见的 精彩的
to a rare and wonderful Sheldon-free evening. 没有Sheldon的夜晚举杯
Hear, hear. Cheers. 听着 听着 干杯
You realize that's the first time we've ever done that 你知道吗? 这是有史以来第一次
without having to listen to Sheldon tell us 不用忍受Sheldon唠叨
why it's called a toast? 为啥这叫干杯的干杯
Why is it called a toast? 为啥叫干杯?
Oh, the ancient Romans 哦 古罗马人
put spiced toast in their punch bowls. 把加了香料的面包放在酒杯里(toast也有"面包"之意)
Sheldon tells it better. Sheldon解说得更好
He kind of does. 确实
Yeah. 是啊
Aw, hell, I miss him. 哦 天啊 我想他
So, where do you guys want to go dancing? 这么说 你们准备去哪里跳舞?
We were hoping you'd know a place. 我们希望你能说个地方
Yes, perhaps somewhere packed tightly 是啊 或许一个充满
with young, beautiful bodies 帅哥美女
sweating and writhing against each other 他们的肉体大汗淋漓 相互交织在一起
in a glorious orgy of the flesh. 疯狂交欢的地方
Oh, yeah, I know that place. 哦 这样啊 我知道那地方
What do you think? 你觉得呢?
That should display enough of your bosom 那应该充分展示你的胸围
to attract a new mate, or a hungry infant. 来吸引异性 或饥渴的未成年人
Okay, let's go through this one more time. 好的 那我们再去体验一下
Just because Leonard has a new girlfriend 正因为Leonard有了个新女友
does not mean I need to go out and hook up with some guy. 也并不意味着我需要和某人勾搭拍拖
But you could if you wanted to, right? 可是只要你愿意你也可以 对吗?
Well, yeah, I guess. 我想是吧
Pick out the hottest guy in the room, 挑出屋里最帅的
take him home, do unspeakable things to him, 带他回家 对他做无需言语的事情
then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face 然后把微笑着的
and teeth marks on his heinie? 屁股上还残留着牙印的他踢到路边?
More or less. 差不多
What's that like? 那样做会如何?
I don't know. 我不知道
It's fun while you're doing it. 那样做很有趣
And then after, it's mostly embarrassment, 可事后 却很尴尬
self-loathing and regret. 自我厌恶以及懊悔
I would take that deal all day long. 我会一整天都带着那想法的
Yeah, well, it's not gonna happen tonight. 好吧 今晚不会发生那事的
You know, for the first time in my life, 你知道的
I am not in a relationship, 这是我第一次单身
and I'm totally okay with it. 我感觉很好
You know, if being on your own is new to you, 你知道吗 如果你对单身感觉很新鲜
I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques 我很高兴分享一些舒缓情绪的方法
for ladies I've perfected over the years. 给我这些年来最完美的朋友
For example, do you have an electric toothbrush? 比如 你有电动牙刷吗?
Um, no. 嗯 没有
You should get one. 你应该买一个
What's that? 那是什么?
It appears to be something preserved 看起来像是什么东西保存在
between two pieces of acrylic. 两片丙烯酸树脂之间
Oh, it's a snowflake from the North Pole. 哦 那是北极的雪花
Leonard gave it to me last year. Leonard去年送给我的
Oh, God, that is so romantic. 噢 上帝 太浪漫了
Yeah, it was. 嗯 是很浪漫
Leonard's really one of a kind. Leonard真是独一无二的好男人
Saying that while holding a snowflake 你不觉得一边说这话
is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think? 一边拿着一片雪花 不太明智吗?
Let me see that. 让我看看
Oh, screw it. 哦 管他呢
I can deal with a little self-loathing. 自讨没趣一下也是可行的
Let's go find me a heinie to bite. 咱们去给我找个小屁屁咬吧
Outstanding. 太好了
And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS 如果咱们失败了 还可以去便利店
and pick you out a nice toothbrush. 给你挑个漂亮的牙刷
I call mine "Gerard." 我的牙刷叫"Gerard"
That's kind of creepy. 这可有点吓人
* Don't go breaking my heart * * 别走别伤透我心 *
* I couldn't if I tried * * 即便要走也不忍心 *
* Oh, honey, if I get restless * * 哦 亲爱的 如果我心躁动 *
* Baby, you're not that kind * * 宝贝 你并非那样的人 *
* Don't go breaking my heart * * 别走别伤透我心*
Anybody do "Walking on Sunshine" yet? 有人唱过"Walking on Sunshine"(原唱Katrina And The Waves)了吗?
No. 没有
Dibs. 我占了
I'm sorry, Sheldon bought a loom 不好意思 Sheldon买了一台织布机
and learned how to weave? 还学着怎样织东西?
He actually got pretty good. 他织得还不错呢
He made us all matching serapes. 他给我们一人织了一条毛毯披肩
I still wear mine when there's a nip in the air. 天冷的时候我还时常披着呢
Now, was this before 那 是在他收养
or after he adopted the 25 cats? 25只猫之前还是之后?
Long before the cats. 在养猫之前很久
I think it was around the time he tried 我记得是在他试图宣称
to declare our apartment a sovereign nation. 我们的公寓是个主权国家那段时间
I still have some of the currency. 我还留着一些货币呢
All my friends. 我的朋友们
I think it's like Beetlejuice. 我觉得像"哗鬼家族"(奇幻喜剧电影)一样
We said his name too many times. 我们说他的名字说太多了
- Come on in. - Thank you. - 进来吧 - 谢谢
Hey. I thought you were with your new buddies. 嘿 我以为你跟新伙伴在一起呢
I had to leave. 我不得不离开
They were having fun wrong. 他们玩得不对
Come here, Sheldon. Sit here with me. 过来 Sheldon 跟我坐在一起
Thank you. 谢谢
Would you like some homemade chili? 你要不要来点我做的香辣肉酱汤?
Are there beans in it? 里面有豆子吗?
Yes. 有
Then it's not chili. 那就不是香辣肉酱汤
Real chili has no beans in it, 真的香辣肉酱汤里面不放豆
but you're from a foreign land, 不过你是从国外来的
so your ignorance is forgiven. 所以可以原谅你的无知
Sheldon, do you want some or not? Sheldon 你到底要不要?
Yes, please. 要
Your girlfriend's a little short-tempered. 你女朋友脾气有点差啊
I'd like to propose a toast 我提议大家举杯
to friends, no matter how quirky. 敬朋友 无论他有多古怪
Cheers. 干杯
Priya, do you know why this is called a toast? Priya 你知道为什么叫"干杯"吗?
Actually, I do. 其实 我知道
I believe the Romans used to put spiced toast 我知道罗马人过去常把加了香料的面包
in their punch bowls. 放在大酒杯里
She's also a bit of a know-it-all. 她还有点爱假装无所不知
Mmm. This is good. 嗯 很好吃
Whatever it is. 管它是什么吧
* I'm walking on sunshine * * 我走在阳光中 *
* - Whoa * * - Whoa * * - 喔哦 * * - 喔哦 *
* I'm walking on sunshine * * 我走在阳光中 *
* - Whoa * * - Whoa * * - 喔哦 * * - 喔哦 *
Hello? I... 有人吗? 我...
* I'm walking on sunshine * * 我走在阳光中 *
* - Whoa * * - Whoa * * - 喔哦 * * - 喔哦 *
Oh, I don't think so. 哦 不是吧
I am so done with Twitter. 我再也不玩微博了
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