1 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,736 && 2 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,827 (monkey chatters) 3 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,400 (lion roars) 4 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:37,301 (jungle animal sounds continue) 5 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,305 (thunder booms) 6 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,607 (lioness grunts) 7 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,179 (car engine revving) 8 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,952 (car speeds away) 9 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,024 && 10 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,481 (film projector running) 11 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,782 (car speeds by) 12 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,188 (tires screech) 13 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,692 (car horn honks) 14 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,804 BUTTERFLY: Hold on, I gotta come up! 15 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,108 I've gotta take the world's biggest fucking piss. 16 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,045 JUNGLE JULIA: We can't be late! 17 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,707 We won't! 18 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,635 Who's... who's holding? 19 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,336 If you're not, then nobody. 20 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,139 We were kind of hoping you were. 21 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,703 - Yeah. How are you not holding? - Jesus Christ, Shanna. 22 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,875 It is not my fucking job to supply y'all with weed when we go out. 23 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,146 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady. 24 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,211 You're gettin' angry kind of quick, don't you think? 25 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:43,483 I was just teasin' you! 26 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,990 I'm not angry. It just would be nice 27 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,788 if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time 28 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,694 and surprise me every once in a while with pot. 29 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,732 Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. 30 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,164 Are you through having a tantrum? 31 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,428 I'm not having a tantrum. 32 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,766 Yes, you are. You've been in the car all of two seconds, 33 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,998 and you're already cursing at me. 34 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,835 I am not cursing at you. 35 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:05,003 You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna," 36 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,568 and then before the sentence was over 37 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:09,514 you threw a "fucking" in there to emphasize your irritatedress 38 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,915 Come on, don't fight. I'll pay for it when we get some. 39 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:16,012 One, it is not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring. 40 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,250 And two, we're not really fighting. 41 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:21,988 Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like. 42 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,290 That wasn't a fight. 43 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,923 That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch 44 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,867 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time. 45 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,928 That's how we tolerate each other after all these years. 46 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:33,995 Oh! Billboard! 47 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:37,703 (girls cheer) 48 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,346 So, what's the plan, man? 49 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,382 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's. 50 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,314 Did you call Rafael and tell him we're coming? 51 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,817 - Of course. - You're so good. 52 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,080 I know. 53 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,622 Okay, is Christian Simonson gonna be there? 54 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:52,352 You bet your ass he is... with Jesse Letterman. 55 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,452 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town. 56 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,962 He's got a big thing for Julia. 57 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,294 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me, 58 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,027 as opposed to disappearing for six months, 59 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,365 and he'd get his ass down here more often than he does. 60 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,167 And on my birthday he'd give me a fucking phone call. 61 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,433 Oh, billboard! 62 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,635 (girls cheer) 63 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,475 (cheering) 64 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,809 (laughs) 65 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,611 Yeah, but you get those legs of yours around him, 66 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,742 and it's all over. 67 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:22,380 Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his house in the hills that I am also living in, 68 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,923 I'll let you know it worked. 69 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,550 So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, 70 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,594 touch base with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, 71 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,755 and make damn sure they come. 72 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,994 Those other guys'll be waiting for us at the Texas Chili Parlor. 73 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,525 Oh, shit. Speaking of which... 74 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,401 what happened with you and Nate last night? 75 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:42,169 Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other. 76 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:45,075 If you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you. 77 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,511 Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didr't do. 78 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,776 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do? 79 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,875 Oh, nothing to write home about. 80 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,352 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes. 81 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,911 Dressed, half-dressed, or naked? 82 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,719 Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing." 83 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,193 Oh, excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"? 84 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,093 You know, it's everything but. 85 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,893 They call that "the thing"? 86 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,524 I call it "the thing." 87 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,558 Do guys like "the thing"? 88 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,331 They like it better than "no thing." 89 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,099 (girls laugh) 90 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,607 Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do. 91 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,233 So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right? 92 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,299 Correct. 93 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,868 Whose couch? His or the one in your hotel room? 94 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,380 What am I, stupid over here? Mine. 95 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,474 Were you making out sitting up or lying down? 96 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,985 We started sitting up, we worked our way to lying down. 97 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,147 Hmm. The plot thickens. Who was on top? 98 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,054 I was straddling him. 99 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:33,848 What else? 100 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,896 That was it. So we made out for a little while on the couch... 101 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:41,764 and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave." 102 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,599 And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?" 103 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,765 And I said, "Yup, right now. Let's go." 104 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,401 And he says, "Wait, what about this?" And I said no. 105 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,411 He said, "What do you mean? You don't know what I'm gonna say." 106 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:55,607 I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, and the answer's no." 107 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,377 He said, "Well, how can you say you know what I'm gonna say?" 108 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,975 And I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'Let's just go to sleep together. 109 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,350 'We don't gotta do nothing. 110 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,480 'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other, 111 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,422 wake up in the morning together."' 112 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:08,859 "No. You're gonna leave... but I'll see you tomorrow." 113 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,191 Yeah, fuck Nate. 114 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,287 I mean, he's cute and all, 115 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,299 but Jesse Letterman is gonna be all over her. 116 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:17,700 Remember... no hookin' up tonight. 117 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,332 You can hang out with them, you can make out with them, 118 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,399 but no hookin' up with them, 119 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,809 because we are driving to Lake L.B.J. Tonight, 120 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,848 and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing... 121 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:34,012 He said, "I am lettin' you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house, 122 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:38,217 not you and a bunch of horny boys trying to get their fuck on with my daughter." 123 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,623 - Your dad talks like that? - Hell yeah. 124 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,958 And it's not like he ain't gonna know, either, 125 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:46,658 because when I'm staying at the lake house with my girlfriends in our bikinis, 126 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:50,794 Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything. 127 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,133 (girls laugh) 128 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,868 Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear! 129 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,638 But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang 130 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,010 walking the floor of his lake house, 131 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,482 he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need. 132 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,109 And if you flirt shamelessly with him, 133 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,746 like the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat, 134 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,847 you got a puppy dog for life. 135 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,482 I have my own relationship with Ben, 136 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,459 and you're just jealous 'cause it don't include you. 137 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,824 You call her dad "Ben"? 138 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,228 I'm not a child. That's his name. 139 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,266 So, when are the boys showing up? 140 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,494 They're gonna meet us at the Chili Parlor. 141 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,093 Maybe they can bring some pot. 142 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,637 Fuck that. No. 143 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,003 I don't wanna be either A, depending on their fucking ass, 144 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,507 or B, depending on their ass. 145 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,838 Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves, 146 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,539 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night. 147 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,740 (exhales) Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank. 148 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,510 Best idea you had all day. 149 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,610 Oh, hey! That's your last billboard before Guero's! 150 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,678 Oh, come on, give me a break. 151 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,350 Oh, come on, my ass! We said every time. 152 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,449 Okay. 153 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,961 (girls cheer) 154 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,732 && 155 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,702 BUTTERFLY: Jules, let me get a drag. 156 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,038 Thanks. 157 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,272 (people chattering) 158 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,680 (car engine stuttering) 159 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,593 (car engine revs) 160 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,629 (revving) 161 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,532 (tires screech) 162 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,096 (car speeds away) 163 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,765 (people giggling, chattering) 164 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:35,830 GIRL: Oh, my God. 165 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:39,110 Hey, this is... and I's U.T. Days, Arlene. 166 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,168 MARC Y, BUTTERFLY: Hey. 167 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,840 - You wanna join us? - For a second, but I'm with some friends. 168 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,882 Ooh... 169 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,112 So, you must be... must be... 170 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,985 So, you must be the infamous Butterfly. 171 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,284 SHANNA, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh! 172 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,258 She don't know nothing about it. 173 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,157 - Know about what? - When were y'all gonna tell her? 174 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,320 - Soon. - Tell me what? 175 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,126 Yeah, now thanks to you, we've gotta tell her sooner than later. 176 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,791 All right, cut the shit. What the fuck is going on? 177 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,529 I said a little something-something about you on the air today. 178 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,798 Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio? 179 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,308 All I said was I had a sexy friend named Butterfly 180 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,401 who was in from out-of-town for the weekend, 181 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,106 and we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight, 182 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,580 and if they were out on the town, maybe they'd see us. 183 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:21,245 And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out, 184 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,290 if they'd do something, you'd do something. 185 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,654 Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious. 186 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,125 What did you say and what did you say I'd do? 187 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:32,130 Anywho, I could explain what I said, which would be boring, 188 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,860 or Marcy over here, 189 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,494 who is an incredible actress, could act it out for you, 190 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,666 which I think will give you a better idea what you have in store for you tonight. 191 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,800 Okay, so just tell me your way. 192 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,868 - So we'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure. 193 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,140 Okay, give Marcy your drink. 194 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,306 (slides drink) 195 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,840 Okay, so you're in a club or a bar, 196 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,979 and Marcy's a kind of cute or kind of hot or kind of sexy 197 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,785 or better be fucking hysterically funny, 198 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,587 but not-funny-looking guy who you could fuck. 199 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,888 Got it. 200 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,724 Okay, Marcy, take it. 201 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,399 (chuckles) 202 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,836 (in southern accent) Howdy. 203 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,205 (sighs) Hi, there. 204 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,972 (chuckles) Excuse me, but... 205 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,104 your name wouldn't be "Butterfly," would it? 206 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:25,083 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage. 207 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,584 Barry. 208 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,348 Pleased to meet you, Barry. 209 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,888 Y'all are gettin' me hot! 210 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,082 BUTTERFLY, JUNGLE JULIA: Shh! 211 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:38,424 So is, uh... "Butterfly" your real name? 212 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,227 Yes, it is. 213 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,234 And how'd you know my name, Barry? 214 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,100 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this mornin'. 215 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,297 Oh, you did, did you? 216 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,704 Oh, yeah, I listen to her show every morning. 217 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,800 Oh, you do, do you? 218 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,869 Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town. 219 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,415 Don't you think she's got a big ass? 220 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,884 Nah, man! I like her ass that way. 221 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,921 She got a black girl's ass. 222 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,649 (chuckles) Well, that's what she always says, 223 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,590 but in actual fact, she doesn't really have a black girl's ass. 224 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,650 She's got a big ass 225 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,127 Okay, what the fuck are you doing? 226 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,061 Look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden. 227 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,326 Okay, we'll get to the point, 228 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,299 but for your information, skinny bitch, 229 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,462 black men and a whole lot of motherfuckin' white men 230 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,098 have had plenty of fun adoring my ass. 231 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,302 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing. 232 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,811 If you're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back? 233 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,246 (normal voice) No, okay, okay, okay, okay. 234 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,646 (southern accent) So, Butterfly... 235 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,207 can I buy you a drink? 236 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,616 I'd love one. 237 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,675 What can I get ya? 238 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,346 I'll take a margarita. 239 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,684 (chuckles) 240 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,849 Here ya go. 241 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,027 So, after they buy you a drink 242 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,495 when they raise their glass to toast, 243 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:49,558 they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem... 244 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:54,005 "The woods are lovely, dark and deep 245 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:59,238 And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." 246 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,177 Did you hear me, Butterfly? 247 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:04,216 "Miles to go before you sleep." 248 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,913 And then, if they say that... 249 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,586 you gotta give 'em a lap dance. 250 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,284 - BUTTERFLY: What? - (laughs) 251 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,849 If they call you "Butterfly," buy you a drink, repeat that poem, 252 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,917 you gotta give 'em a lap dance. 253 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,895 That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothin'. 254 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,591 Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't, 255 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,964 everybody in Austin is gonna think you a chicken shit. 256 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,559 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin 257 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,160 thinking you're a chicken shit. 258 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,399 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said. 259 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,498 Oh, come on! It's gonna be funny! 260 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,340 Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me. 261 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,609 Look. You don't have to do it for anybody you don't want. 262 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,650 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it. 263 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,743 So, some geek comes over trying to be cool, 264 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,721 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. 265 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:47,521 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. 266 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,154 But maybe a little later in the evening, 267 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,754 you've had a few drinks, 268 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,026 you're kind of loosey-goosey, 269 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,897 you're safe with your girls, 270 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,699 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, 271 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,571 hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy comes up and says it... 272 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:06,738 then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't. 273 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,114 (laughing) 274 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,810 SHANNA: She's making me trip. 275 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:18,323 - JUNGLE JULIA: Shut the fuck up. - SHANNA: You made me trip, dumb bitch! 276 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,189 (chattering, laughing) 277 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,252 (man chuckling) 278 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,523 (laughing hysterically) 279 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,364 BUTTERFLY: You fuckin' idiot! 280 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,427 (man chuckling) 281 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,432 (girls continue laughing, chattering) 282 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,259 && 283 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,392 & Baby & 284 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,700 (chattering in Spanish) 285 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:24,653 & ht doesr't matter what they say & 286 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:28,285 & h krow h'm gorra love you ary old way & 287 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:34,630 & What car h do without you? & 288 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:40,196 & Dor't wart robody. Robody & 289 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,436 & Baby. It's you & 290 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,244 & Baby. It's you & 291 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,917 & Dor't leave me alore & 292 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:59,022 & Come or home & 293 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,820 & Baby. It's you & 294 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,295 (cheering) 295 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,266 & Baby. It's you & 296 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,299 Any dead soldiers here? 297 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,397 Uh, these two. Thank you. 298 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,767 Where the hell is Lanna-Frank? 299 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,938 That's a good fucking question. 300 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,979 (laughs) 301 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,610 (laughs quietly) 302 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,753 Lanna-Frank! 303 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,949 Where are you? 304 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,990 Well, come over already. We're waiting for you. 305 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,330 - && - Shit! Hold on! 306 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,106 So, where are you? 307 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,308 Come over already. We're waiting for you. 308 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,345 No. We're not coming over there. 309 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,585 You come over here like you said you would. 310 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,650 So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend? 311 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,196 - Shauna? - Oh, fuck. L... 312 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,253 No. 313 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,266 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world 314 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,167 whose name is Shanna has in common with each other. 315 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,795 We all hate the name "Shauna," 316 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,306 and we really hate it when people call us "Shauna." 317 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,774 Just remember... 318 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,509 it's "Shanna Banana," not "Shauna Banauna." 319 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,780 Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock. 320 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,186 - Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but... - (cell phone beeps) 321 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,552 (beeps) 322 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,879 && 323 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,942 Okay... Warren's sending over shots, and you know the house rules. 324 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,716 If he sends over shots, you gotta do them. 325 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,155 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby. 326 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,752 - Warren says it, we do it! - WARREN: I love that philosophy! 327 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,229 "Warren says it, we do it." 328 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,266 So let's do it! 329 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,391 What is it? 330 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,427 Hey, shot first, questions later. Here we go. Post time! 331 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,903 WARREN: Mmm! 332 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,238 (glasses slamming down, cheering) 333 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,834 Whoo-hoo! 334 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,107 (cheering, groaning) 335 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,282 Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage? 336 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,614 What the fuck is it?! 337 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,279 Chartreuse. 338 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,552 The only liquor so good they named a color after it. 339 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,354 (all laugh) 340 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,019 Who's down for dos Chartreuse? 341 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,359 - (cheering) - Not me. 342 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,228 I'm going out for a smoke. 343 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,700 Okay, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right? 344 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,293 WARREN: You'll blow up the joint. 345 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,804 && 346 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,015 OMAR: Drinks. What can we get you? 347 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,177 Shanna Banana? 348 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,813 Another big-ass Long Island iced tea. 349 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,858 Bombay Sapphire and tonic with no ice. 350 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,654 Good boy. 351 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,423 (laughs) 352 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,759 (music continues inside) 353 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,338 Oh, hey, Punky. 354 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,180 Uh, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it. 355 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,251 - Oh! Jesus Christ! - Whoa-ho! 356 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,311 (sighs) 357 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,483 You scared the fuck out of me, you shitty asshole! 358 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,083 I swear, Arlene. I was not trying to scare you. 359 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,992 I just... got lucky. 360 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,860 Oh, hardee-fucking-har. 361 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,262 - Let's go inside. - Wait a minute. 362 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,200 - Why? - I was thinkin' we could make out. 363 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,258 What, on a porch? 364 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,202 Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance? 365 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,297 - Forget it. - No, in my car. 366 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,968 What, out there? It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there. 367 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,636 Not in my car it's not. 368 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,271 Look, you won't get wet. 369 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,509 I promise you. 370 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,977 You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that. 371 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,784 Ha ha ha. 372 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,653 I mean... you know what I mean. 373 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,716 Look, I know you guys are going to Lake L.B.J. 374 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,125 And we can't come. 375 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,888 (whining) I wanna make out... 376 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,762 Okay, just stop with the whining. It's not attractive. 377 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,742 I don't want it super fucking obvious to everybody in the bar we've been gone, 378 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,406 - so we'll make out for six minutes, deal? - Great. 379 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,778 No, no, no. Deal or no deal? 380 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,044 If you're gonna whine when I pull the plug in six minutes, 381 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,416 we could just walk back inside the fucking bar right now. 382 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,045 - Deal. No whining. - And no begging. 383 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,556 And no begging. When you say "done," it's done. 384 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,592 I'm gonna remember you said that. 385 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,820 Okay, let's go. 386 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:15,063 Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good and make sure my hair don't get wet. 387 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,966 (record player clanks) 388 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:27,702 && 389 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,353 & ht was early. Early ore morrirg & 390 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,485 & Wher h heard my bulldog bark & 391 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,826 & ht was Staggolee ard Billy Lyors & 392 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,889 & Squabblir' ir the dark & 393 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,527 Now, look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here 394 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,968 before Christian Simonson shows up, 395 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,665 but you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up. 396 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:55,729 Yeah, but what's the point? 397 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,776 They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J., 398 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,003 and it's no guys. 399 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,636 Absolutely no guys. 400 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,307 Okay. So after we bring the girls' drinks, 401 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:08,115 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots. 402 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,655 (chuckling) You think they're gonna fall for that? 403 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,214 We'll be very convincing. 404 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,921 Now it's time to turn up the volume. No more fucking around. 405 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,553 We go to Jager shots. 406 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,790 (chuckling) Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots. 407 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,356 Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze, 408 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,459 a fucking bitch will drink arythirg 409 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,868 Come on, dude, we can at least get one shot of Jager 410 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,599 down these fucking bitches' throats. 411 00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,766 After that, we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them. 412 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:30,831 You never know. 413 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,310 That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it." 414 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,176 Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house" 415 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,181 turns into a couple of guys at the lake house. 416 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,716 My point exactly. 417 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,911 And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana" 418 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,682 to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot. What's Julia's sweet shot? 419 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,351 - Key Lime Pie. - Oh, come on, dude. 420 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,757 Even fucking Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert. 421 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,329 (laughs) 422 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,093 Dude, check it out. 423 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,225 I wonder if B.J. Brought the bear with him. 424 00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,931 Jesus. 425 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,174 (twangs song) 426 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:06,006 Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. 427 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,136 (laughs) 428 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,478 Hi, could I get a chicken suit for Stroker Ace, please? 429 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:11,641 (laughs) 430 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,845 & See the hole h shot ir his head & 431 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,753 & The high sheriff told the deputy & 432 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,815 & Get your pistols ard come with me & 433 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:24,294 & We got to go arrest a bad mar & 434 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:26,661 & Krowr as Staggolee & 435 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:30,168 (Shanna singing) 436 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,228 STAGGOLEE: & They laid them or the shelf & 437 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,331 & hf you wart that bad mar Staggolee & 438 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:39,707 & You'll have to arrest him yourself & 439 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,372 & The high sheriff asked the barterder & 440 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,507 JUNGLE JULIA: And where did you two disappear to? 441 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,845 I had to get something out of the car, 442 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:49,149 and Nate was gentlemanly enough to escort me with his umbrella. 443 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,086 Ah, good for you, Nate. 444 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,590 You see that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar? 445 00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,022 Who, the dirty hippie? 446 00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,928 Meow. She's not a hippie. 447 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,125 She might as well be a hippie. 448 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,792 (laughs) 449 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,426 Thank you, Timmy boy. 450 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:08,062 Well, do you know what just happened to her? 451 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,904 No, but I know she's a skinny, fake, blonde bitch. 452 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,342 (all laugh) 453 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:16,040 Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story? 454 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,104 What about her? 455 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,513 (scoffs) 456 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,778 (chuckles) 457 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,978 PAM: Hey, Warren! 458 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,181 Is there anybody you could vouch for to give me a ride home? 459 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,087 (keys clatter) 460 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,286 Fair lady, your chariot awaits. 461 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,261 - You've been eavesdropping? - (chuckles) 462 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,992 There's eavesdropping and "can't help but hear." 463 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,091 I think I belong in the latter category. 464 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,064 So, uh, Icy Hot. 465 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,368 You're offering me a ride home? 466 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,069 I'm offering you a lift if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too. 467 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:47,374 And when are you thinking about leaving? 468 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:49,311 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it. 469 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,383 But when I do, you will be the first to know. 470 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,818 Will you be able to, uh, drive later? 471 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,913 I know looks can be deceiving. 472 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:00,848 But I'm a teetotaler. 473 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,053 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night, 474 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:05,119 and now I'm building up to my big drink. 475 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:09,497 - Which is what? - Virgin pina colada. 476 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:13,237 Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink 477 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:16,172 spend hours at a bar drinking water? 478 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:19,904 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. 479 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,470 Mmm. Really? 480 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,913 Like what? 481 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,144 Women. 482 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,687 Nacho grande platters. 483 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,315 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, 484 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,483 like Warren here. 485 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:34,719 (Pam chuckles) 486 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,385 Alcohol is just a lubricant 487 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:39,829 for all the individual encounters that a barroom offers. 488 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,366 Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom? 489 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,368 I'm not a cowboy, Pam. 490 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:47,031 I'm a stuntman. 491 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:51,475 But that's a very easy mistake to make. 492 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,534 How do you know my name? 493 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,740 (sighing) When you were talking with Warren... 494 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:58,146 couldn't help but overhear. 495 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:00,941 Fair enough. 496 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,647 So what's your name, Icy? 497 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,422 Stuntman Mike. 498 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,949 Stuntman Mike's your name? 499 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,825 Tsk. You ask anybody. 500 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,394 Hey, Warren. 501 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,830 Who is this guy? 502 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,731 WARREN: Stuntman Mike. 503 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,827 And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? 504 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,132 WARREN: He's a stuntman. 505 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:23,038 - (all laughing) - Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey! 506 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,736 & h've just got to krow & 507 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,608 & Should h go leave & 508 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,374 & Ard fird somebody else & 509 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:36,217 & You krow h stood yesterday & 510 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,653 JUNGLE JULIA: Yeah! 511 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:38,712 && 512 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:39,951 BUTTERFLY: Yeah! 513 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,051 Let's do 'em! 514 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:45,790 JUNGLE JULIA: Salud 515 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,593 - Down the snatch. - (laughing) 516 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,158 You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink. 517 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,800 Well, Stuntman Mike, since I have a tab here, 518 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:58,001 can I buy you that virgin pina colada? 519 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,272 Thank you, Pam. That'd be lovely. 520 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,812 Warren! 521 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,008 A, uh, virgin pina colada for my stuntman friend 522 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,712 and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita. 523 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,515 Cabo Wabo, virgin. 524 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:29,630 && 525 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,021 (Butterfly mouthing along) & People. H've beer misled & 526 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,254 & Ard h've beer afraid & 527 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,429 & h've beer hit ir the head & 528 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,559 & Ard left for days & 529 00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,635 - & h've beer abused & - (Pam laughs) 530 00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:03,839 & Ard h've beer accused & 531 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:08,168 & h've beer refused & 532 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,839 - (door opens) - & A piece of bread & 533 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,480 - Ah! - Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank. 534 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:14,814 Mwah. 535 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,218 - Hey, baby. - How are you? 536 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,585 - & hr my life before & - Hey, what's up? 537 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,918 Hey! 538 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,619 (slaps rear) Hey, what's shakin', bacon? 539 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,661 (coughs, laughs) Hey. 540 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,562 & Go wrorg as h do today & 541 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:29,601 - & h wart you to stop & - Well, let's scootch over, now. 542 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,636 It's about fucking time. 543 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:34,001 Well, beggars can't be choosers. 544 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,699 Take a picture. It lasts longer. 545 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:39,136 What? 546 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,337 That table. 547 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:42,312 Seems to keep, um, getting your attention. 548 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,872 Is that the girl from the billboard outside? 549 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:45,939 Yep. 550 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:49,181 She sure is a striking-looking woman. 551 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,188 It's got gin, tequila, Jager... 552 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,245 Look at that hair. 553 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,723 Lots of leave-in conditioner. 554 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,251 Is that jealousy I detect? 555 00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:01,288 Hardly. But if you want to get with, uh, Jungle Julia, 556 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,197 there's a real easy way to do that. 557 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:04,826 Really, what would that be? 558 00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:08,339 Get famous. You won't have to find her... she'll find you. 559 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,774 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard. 560 00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,367 Enjoy it, cocksucker. 561 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,878 You've earned it. 562 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,881 What did she ever do to you? 563 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,611 We went to school together from kindergarten through high school. 564 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,619 That's what she did to me. 565 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:24,281 She was her height right now at 12. 566 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,187 - She was a monster. - (chuckling) 567 00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:30,160 Half the guys she still fucks she used to terrorize in the fifth grade. 568 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,027 And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh? 569 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,622 That pituitary case? 570 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,395 Might have kicked my ass a couple of times... 571 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,301 sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man... 572 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:43,034 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. 573 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,837 (song ends) 574 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:18,404 Hey! Are you famous or somethin'? 575 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:19,842 Or somethin'. 576 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:21,276 No, no, no. Really. 577 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:24,278 Hey, what do... what do you do? 578 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,480 Really? 579 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,453 What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground, 580 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:35,016 but why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local D.J. 581 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:38,929 Wait a minute. 582 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,759 You've got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you? 583 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,302 Yeah. 584 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,770 I got one there, too, Zatoichi. 585 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,837 Yeah. 586 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,137 Jungle Julia Lucai. 587 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,147 Stuntman Mike McKay. 588 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,580 Well. 589 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,744 Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike. 590 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,152 My friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on. 591 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,484 Would you care for some? 592 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,990 Thank you, Julia, 593 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,926 but just the same... no thanks. 594 00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,519 - Suit yourself. - But you know... 595 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,694 (sighs) 596 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,098 (groans) 597 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:18,193 (breathes heavily) 598 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,540 (quietly) Oh, shit. 599 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,768 Ah! My God. 600 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,739 Sorry. It's nothing. 601 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:33,716 What the fuck was that? 602 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:38,222 (chattering, laughing) 603 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,155 You got some voucher here. 604 00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,886 I asked him what movies you worked on. 605 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,655 No fuckin' clue. 606 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:46,960 Well, technically I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure. 607 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:50,001 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral. 608 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,467 A guy falls off a horse, 609 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:52,628 he says it's him. 610 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,331 (Warren laughs) 611 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,636 You know the show The Virgiriar? 612 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,039 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke, 613 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,978 and I looked like him a bit... 614 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:06,211 well, obviously before I cut myself shaving. 615 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,252 Tsk. Aww, I like it. 616 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,552 Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt. 617 00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:16,060 Anyway, I did a lot of Virgiriars doubling Gary Clarke. 618 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:19,859 And, uh... then that show turned into The Mer of Shiloh. 619 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:22,661 They brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him. 620 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,999 From that point on I specialized mostly in car stunts. 621 00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:29,632 Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vega$ 622 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,938 I was Robert Urich's driving double. 623 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,877 And then Bob did another show, Gavilar. 624 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,437 And he brought me with him on that, till... 625 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:40,479 And after that... 626 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:48,023 Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talkin' about? 627 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,458 Sorry. 628 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,517 - No? - Mm-mm. 629 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:52,256 No, no. 630 00:33:54,833 --> 00:34:00,066 So how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike? 631 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,232 (sighs) 632 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:06,471 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs 633 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,275 can usually find somebody to pay him for it. 634 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:12,976 But really I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business. 635 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,313 How's that? 636 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,877 - My brother got me in it. - Well, who's your brother? 637 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,320 Stuntman Bob. 638 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,379 (snorts, chuckles) 639 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,086 (men chatting softly) 640 00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:29,256 (phone beeping) 641 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,064 I'm ready to blaze! 642 00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:36,005 Finally, yeah. You need to catch up with us. 643 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,338 - Now the party can start. - Yep. 644 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:41,743 Anywho, I'm sorry. You forgive me? 645 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:47,481 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here. 646 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:49,713 Promise. You ready to go to the lake? 647 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:50,777 Mm-hmm. 648 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,620 - How about your friend, bring him? - I thought no boys. 649 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:55,922 If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind. 650 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,588 So how about it? Boys or just us girls? 651 00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:00,358 Mmm, us girls. 652 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,729 Good idea. 653 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,563 (bottles clink) 654 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,727 STUNTMAN MIKE: Ladies? 655 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,094 Thanks. 656 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,003 Cheers, Butterfly. 657 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:17,711 "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep... 658 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,545 "And I have promises to keep, 659 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:23,019 And miles to go before I sleep." 660 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:25,056 Did you hear me, Butterfly? 661 00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:30,059 "Miles to go before you sleep." 662 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,453 Sorry, Stuntman Burt... 663 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,692 Mike. 664 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,163 Mike. 665 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,225 She already broke off that dance. 666 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,793 Is that true? 667 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:44,067 Did I miss my chance? 668 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,836 Do I frighten you? 669 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,150 Is it my scar? 670 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,051 It's your car. 671 00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:01,183 Ah, yeah, I know. 672 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,420 Sorry. (inhales deeply) 673 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,326 It's my mom's car. 674 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,695 (chuckles softly) 675 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,461 Have you been following us? 676 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:12,230 (chuckling) No, but that's what I love about Austin... 677 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:14,568 it's just so damn small. 678 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,267 - You've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's. 679 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,742 And I saw you outside Guero's, too. 680 00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:23,640 You saw my car, I saw your legs. 681 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:27,048 Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. 682 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:29,086 So you really weren't following us? 683 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:32,988 I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky. 684 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:39,560 So, how about that lap dance? 685 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,360 Sorry, it was a one-time only offer, 686 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,799 and she did it earlier this evening at Antone's. 687 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,295 - No, she didn't. - How do you know? 688 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,397 I'm good that way. 689 00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:53,274 - Tsk. And you look a little touched. - What's "touched"? 690 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,539 Wounded, slightly. 691 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,875 Why should I be wounded? 692 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,916 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, 693 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,748 but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all. 694 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:05,422 That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it? 695 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:12,395 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. 696 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,156 So... (sighs) 697 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:22,270 How about that lap dance? 698 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,103 I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check. 699 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,210 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days, 700 00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:33,273 that rain check'll be worthless. 701 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:36,577 But that's okay. 702 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,720 I understand if I make you uncomfortable. 703 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:43,390 You're still a nice girl. 704 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:45,258 And I still like you. 705 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,826 But I must warn you of something. 706 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,526 You know how people say, 707 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,299 "You're okay in my book," 708 00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:57,637 or, "In my book, that's no good." 709 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:03,375 Well, I actually have a book. 710 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:07,350 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. 711 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:11,822 And now I've met you, and you're goin' in the book. 712 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,221 (Butterfly chuckles) 713 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,088 Except... 714 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,290 I'm afraid I must file you... 715 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,298 under... 716 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:22,890 "Chicken Shit." 717 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,265 And what if I did it? 718 00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:27,600 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chicken Shit," 719 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:29,765 then, now, could I? 720 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,138 What's your name again? 721 00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:35,445 - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike... 722 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,071 I'm Butterfly. 723 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:41,676 My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive. 724 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,482 Yeah, it is. 725 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:44,544 (quietly) Yeah. 726 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:47,854 Well, why don't you go get ready for your lap dance? 727 00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:52,621 (sighs) 728 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:01,861 (door closes) 729 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,966 What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, 730 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,874 "hysterically funny but not funny-looking guy 731 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,778 who you could fuck" did you not understand? 732 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,840 && 733 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:26,860 & Aah. Aah & 734 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:31,868 & Aah. Aah & 735 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:36,896 & Now. Dowr ir Mexicali & 736 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:41,503 & There's a pretty little place that h love & 737 00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:46,642 & Where the drirks are hotter thar the chili sauce & 738 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:51,485 & Ard the boss is a cat ramed Joe & 739 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,218 & He wears a red bardarra & 740 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:56,726 & Plays a cool piaro & 741 00:39:56,795 --> 00:40:01,357 & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico & 742 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:04,458 & He wears a purple sash & 743 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,834 & Ard a black moustache & 744 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:11,171 & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico & 745 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,231 & Well & 746 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:16,269 & The first time that h saw him & 747 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:21,148 & He was a-sittirg or a piaro stool & 748 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:26,213 & h said. "Tell me. Ther. Wher does the fur begir?" & 749 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:30,887 & He just wirked his eye ard said. "Mar. Be cool" & 750 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,658 & He wears a red bardarra & 751 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:36,256 & Plays a blues piaro & 752 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:40,566 & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico & 753 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:43,630 & He wears a purple sash & 754 00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,142 & Ard a black moustache & 755 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:50,409 & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico & 756 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:51,470 & hr Mexico & 757 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:54,882 & All of a sudder. Ir walks a chick & 758 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,045 & hr Mexico & 759 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,180 & Joe starts playirg or a Latir kick & 760 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:00,246 & hr Mexico & 761 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:03,488 & Arourd her waist she wore three fishrets & 762 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:04,755 & hr Mexico & 763 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,423 & She started darcirg with the castarets & 764 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:08,863 & hr Mexico & 765 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:11,993 & h didr't krow just what to expect & 766 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,059 & hr Mexico & 767 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:16,106 & She threw her arms arourd my reck & 768 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,163 & hr Mexico & 769 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:20,006 & We started darcirg all arourd the floor & 770 00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,136 & hr Mexico & 771 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,807 & Ard ther she did a darce h rever saw before & 772 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:29,411 & So if you're south of the border & 773 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:33,924 & h mear a-dowr ir a-Mexico & 774 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:38,691 & Ard you warra get straight. Mar. Dor't hesitate & 775 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:43,063 & Just look up a cat ramed Joe & 776 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,364 & He wears a red bardarra & 777 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:48,064 & Plays a blues piaro & 778 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:52,667 & hr a horky-tork dowr ir Mexico & 779 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:55,042 & He wears a purple sash & 780 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,707 & Ard a black moustache & 781 00:41:57,782 --> 00:41:59,249 - & hr a horky... & - (record skips) 782 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,012 (chattering) 783 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,347 I'm driving. 784 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,548 We're gonna go somewhere else, gonna go hang out. 785 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:06,612 Ready to go? 786 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:07,885 - (car door slams) - Yeah. 787 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,722 - Bye. - BOTH: Bye. 788 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:15,227 I think you got Mike laid tonight. 789 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,767 (both laugh) 790 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,995 Lookin' good, Cannonball Run! 791 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,072 He's just giving me a ride. 792 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,164 Oh, no doubt. 793 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,539 Have a nice ride! 794 00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:26,872 (both laughing) 795 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,810 Look, double fucks. 796 00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:33,078 (both tittering) 797 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:35,119 I am not gonna fuck him. 798 00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,619 I can hear you. 799 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:37,985 (laughing) 800 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:41,548 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you. 801 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,093 (both laugh again) 802 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:45,956 Bye. 803 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,088 Bye-bye! 804 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,392 (both lightly chuckle) 805 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,439 Wow, that's fucking scary. 806 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,531 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive and... 807 00:42:57,608 --> 00:42:59,633 (sniffs) Scary tends to impress. 808 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,239 Is it safe? 809 00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:04,281 No, it's better than safe. 810 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,976 It's death-proof. 811 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:08,575 How do you make a car death-proof? 812 00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:10,450 Well, that's what stuntmen do. 813 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:13,149 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up 814 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:15,658 there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from? 815 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:16,716 Yeah. 816 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:19,285 Well, how do you think they accomplish that? 817 00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:21,389 - CGI? - (laughs) 818 00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:25,402 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right. 819 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,734 Tsk. But back in the all-or-nothin' days... 820 00:43:27,805 --> 00:43:31,605 Varishirg Poirt days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, 821 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,337 the White Lire Fever days... 822 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:36,380 real cars smashing into real cars. 823 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,075 Real dumb people driving 'em. 824 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:42,176 So, give the stunt team the car you want to smash up, 825 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,813 they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and... 826 00:43:44,889 --> 00:43:45,878 Voila! 827 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:49,393 You got yourself a death-proof automobile. 828 00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:54,523 That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death-proof. 829 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:58,399 Well, I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour. 830 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,670 Just for the experience. 831 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:02,501 (door squeaks) 832 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:03,562 (Pam chuckles) 833 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:09,642 Why is your passenger seat in a box? 834 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:11,238 Well, this is a movie car. 835 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,842 Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash, director wants to put a camera in the car... 836 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:17,080 you know, shoot the crash from the inside. 837 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:20,090 That's where you put the camera. They call it a "crash box." 838 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,182 (grunts, clears throat) 839 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:22,749 (metal clangs loudly) 840 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,488 - There you go. - (Pam chuckles) 841 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,860 You know, when you asked to drive me home, 842 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,831 you didn't mention your car didn't have a passenger seat. 843 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,892 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home. 844 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:33,869 You asked me for a ride, and I said, "Yes." 845 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:35,269 But look at the bright side, Pam... 846 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,308 I won't be gettin' fresh, putting my hand on your knee. 847 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:40,037 (laughs) 848 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:41,908 That is a bright side. 849 00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:44,107 I thought so. 850 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,911 (door creaks, slams) 851 00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,282 (girls laughing) 852 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,760 (girl screams) 853 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,627 (car speeds away) 854 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:08,195 (door slams, car idles loudly) 855 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:10,069 (Pam laughs) 856 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,540 Well, Pam... 857 00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:12,871 which way are you going? 858 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:14,775 - Left or right? - Right. 859 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,814 Ah, that's too bad. 860 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:18,506 Why? 861 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:22,451 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. 862 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,647 You see, we're both going left. 863 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,713 You could have just as easily been going left, too, 864 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,088 and if that was the case, 865 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,821 it would have been a while before you started getting scared. 866 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,261 But since you're going the other way, 867 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:34,889 I'm afraid... 868 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:38,367 you're gonna have to start getting scared... 869 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:39,494 immediately. 870 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,662 What the fuck?! 871 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,700 (tires squealing) 872 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,012 Cocksucking motherfucker! 873 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,675 Just fucking let me out of here! 874 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,309 I'll fucking rip your fucking... 875 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,785 Stop the fucking car! 876 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:58,685 Why are you being such a shit? 877 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,120 (screaming, tires squealing) 878 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,122 (horn honks) 879 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,628 (continues screaming, gasping) 880 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,963 (tires squealing) 881 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:19,906 (car frame squeaking, rattling) 882 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:24,740 (grunting) 883 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:32,188 (continues grunting) 884 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:40,760 Okay. 885 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:42,230 Here's the thing. 886 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,393 (shakily chuckles) I get it. 887 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,164 L... I know it's a joke, and super funny. 888 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:51,738 (gasping) Um, but if you just stop right now, 889 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,209 you know, and... and let me out, 890 00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:57,645 I'll never tell anybody because I know it's a joke. 891 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,046 I know all about jokes. 892 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:00,549 Ha ha ha! 893 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,054 (sniffs) I promise everything'll be fine. 894 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,612 Just... just... just let me out. 895 00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:07,680 Please? 896 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,521 - And... and... and... - Hey, Pam! 897 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:14,087 Remember when I said this car was death proof? 898 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:17,430 - (frame rattling, squeaking) - Well, that wasn't a lie. 899 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,095 This car is 100% death proof. 900 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,974 Only to get the benefit of it, honey... 901 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:27,033 you really need to be sittin' in my seat. 902 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:31,040 (car rumbles, idling) 903 00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:42,322 (gasps) 904 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:45,021 (gasping, groaning) 905 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,432 (gurgles) 906 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:53,765 (head slams against metal) 907 00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:55,135 (sighs) 908 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:08,077 Now I gotta catch me my other girlfriends. 909 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,282 (tires squeal) 910 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:23,555 No, no, no, no, no, no. 911 00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:26,865 It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich. 912 00:48:27,772 --> 00:48:29,330 So, you got it? 913 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,274 Thanks, honey. You're gonna play it next song, right? 914 00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:35,376 Good boy. 915 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,777 (chuckles) 916 00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,508 Growl! 917 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,641 Bye-bye. 918 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,151 Who do you want to hear? 919 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,119 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich. 920 00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:45,450 Who? 921 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:49,152 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich. 922 00:48:49,226 --> 00:48:50,625 Who the fuck are they? 923 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:53,493 For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point, 924 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:55,327 almost quit The Who, and if he had, 925 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,060 he would have ended up in this group, 926 00:48:57,134 --> 00:49:00,865 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete. 927 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,496 And if you ask me, he should have. 928 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,973 - (song begins playing) - That's my boy! 929 00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:09,206 && 930 00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:20,990 & Hold tight. Court to three & 931 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:23,117 & Gotta stay close by me & 932 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,957 & Ard hold tight. Sirg ard shout & 933 00:49:25,029 --> 00:49:26,894 & Just ride my rourdabout & 934 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,955 & Ard hold tight. Shut your eyes & 935 00:49:29,033 --> 00:49:34,130 & Girl. You suit me for size & 936 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:37,971 & Forget the other guys & 937 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:41,478 & You'll rever fall each time you call & 938 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:45,413 & Hold tight. Hold tight & 939 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:51,251 & Hold tight & 940 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:55,418 & Hold tight. Make me feel. What you say is for real & 941 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,358 & Ard hold tight. Carousel & 942 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,020 & Girl. You'll soor rirg my bell & 943 00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:01,189 & Ard hold tight. We will fly & 944 00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:06,362 & Swirgirg low. Swirgirg high & 945 00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:10,271 & We're gorra make the sky & 946 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,172 & You'll rever fall & 947 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,939 (tires squeal) 948 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,604 (engine revs) 949 00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:22,011 (tires squealing) 950 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:26,917 (engine revving) 951 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:43,303 && 952 00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:57,052 SHANNA: I want to hear this part of the song louder! 953 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:26,482 (Stuntman Mike screams) 954 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,294 (hissing) 955 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,396 (distant chattering) 956 00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:46,129 Do you remember anything? 957 00:51:46,203 --> 00:51:48,000 (phone rings) 958 00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:50,370 Uh... l... I don't remember. 959 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,733 (door slams) 960 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,377 EARL: Doctor Block. 961 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,873 (indistinct voice over intercom) 962 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,847 WOMAN: (over intercom) Self-restrairts to Room 310 963 00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:07,322 Self-restrairts to Room 310 964 00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:13,828 Well. What's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block? 965 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,128 I don't really see it's any of your business. 966 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,031 Come on now, Sis. 967 00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:20,400 You just tell us. 968 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,802 How bad is he? 969 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,206 He got banged up real good. 970 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:32,682 Busted nose, broken collarbone, smashed up his left index finger. 971 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,944 Is that it? 972 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:37,482 He was real lucky. 973 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,647 (chuckles) 974 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,453 That'll be all? 975 00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:44,824 Well, that's more than enough, and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block. 976 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,156 (grunts) Son of a bitch. 977 00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:53,294 So, Pop. 978 00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:54,894 What do you think? 979 00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:56,803 Well, Son Number One, 980 00:52:56,874 --> 00:53:01,038 what I think is so goddamn ghoulish I hesitate to speak it out loud. 981 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:04,343 Well, give it a shot. 982 00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:07,441 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide. 983 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,248 That ol' boy in there murdered them pretty little gals. 984 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:14,087 I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same. 985 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:18,685 Well, what are you gonna do? 986 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,457 Not a goddamn thing. 987 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,795 D.A. Says there ain't no crime here. 988 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:28,638 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floatin' on weed, 989 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:32,574 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle. 990 00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:37,046 Now, you actually think that he premeditatively murdered them gals? 991 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,877 Well, I can't prove it. 992 00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:42,112 But since thinkin' don't cost nothin', I can think it, and I do. 993 00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:45,553 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself. 994 00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:48,148 Well, hell yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn... 995 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,955 I mean, them pretty little gals in there look like a goddamn giant 996 00:53:51,028 --> 00:53:52,723 chewed 'em up and spit 'em out. 997 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,161 Did any of 'em survive? 998 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,131 (scoffs) Shit. 999 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,668 Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour, 1000 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:01,136 flesh and bone and plain old Newton... 1001 00:54:01,205 --> 00:54:03,298 they all princess died. 1002 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,108 (Son sighs) 1003 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,813 Why? 1004 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:16,182 Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing. 1005 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:18,244 The only way I can figure it. 1006 00:54:18,322 --> 00:54:23,453 High-velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass, 1007 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:26,587 all four souls taken exactly the same time. 1008 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:31,924 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo. 1009 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,628 Yeah, I think the only thing we can dream of getting that bastard on 1010 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:39,198 is vehicular manslaughter for the hitchhiker in the death box. 1011 00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:42,143 That was just plain old, goddamn reckless endangerment. 1012 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:45,204 But I got me a goddamn bartender 1013 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,911 gonna testify that ol' Stuntman Mike didn't drink a drop all night. 1014 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,553 And his passenger was left stranded by her date, 1015 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:56,354 in the goddamn rain, no less, and she asked him for the fucking ride. 1016 00:54:56,427 --> 00:55:00,261 Now, on paper, this is gonna look like he was just trying to help her out. 1017 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:02,628 I mean, that's the way the jury's gonna see it. 1018 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,895 So, what are you gonna do, Pop? 1019 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:06,060 Tsk. 1020 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:09,071 Well, I could take it upon myself to work the case, 1021 00:55:09,136 --> 00:55:10,501 you know, in my off hours. 1022 00:55:11,272 --> 00:55:14,435 Search for evidence, you know, prove my theory. 1023 00:55:14,508 --> 00:55:15,770 Alert authorities. 1024 00:55:15,843 --> 00:55:19,438 Dog that rotten son of a bitch-- wherever he goes, l go. 1025 00:55:19,513 --> 00:55:24,644 Or l could spend the same goddamn amount of time and energy 1026 00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,654 following the NASCAR circuit. 1027 00:55:27,722 --> 00:55:29,883 Hmm. l've thought about it a lot. 1028 00:55:29,957 --> 00:55:33,415 l think l'd have a hell of a lot happier life if l did the latter. 1029 00:55:33,494 --> 00:55:34,483 And just because l can't 1030 00:55:34,562 --> 00:55:38,794 punish Old Frankenstein in there for what he's done, 1031 00:55:38,866 --> 00:55:41,664 l'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John-- 1032 00:55:41,736 --> 00:55:43,727 if he ever does it again, 1033 00:55:43,804 --> 00:55:47,103 l can make goddamn sure he don't do it in Texas. 1034 00:55:47,408 --> 00:55:50,866 && 1035 00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:00,580 & You krow you're slidirg dowr & 1036 00:56:01,722 --> 00:56:03,622 & Agairst your heart & 1037 00:56:03,691 --> 00:56:05,022 ( tires squeal ) 1038 00:56:05,092 --> 00:56:06,684 & Yeah. you got ore & 1039 00:56:10,097 --> 00:56:12,691 & Just close your eyes & 1040 00:56:13,768 --> 00:56:16,168 & So you car see & 1041 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:19,303 & So you car see & 1042 00:56:20,174 --> 00:56:21,869 & No. baby. h dor't care & 1043 00:56:21,942 --> 00:56:24,775 & What they say. it's so easy & 1044 00:56:28,883 --> 00:56:31,113 & No. baby. h dor't care & 1045 00:56:31,185 --> 00:56:33,779 & What they say. it's so easy & 1046 00:56:37,491 --> 00:56:39,083 & Yeah. it's comir' or & 1047 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,060 ( girls chattering ) 1048 00:56:41,128 --> 00:56:43,221 & ht's gettirg sweeter & 1049 00:56:44,331 --> 00:56:46,026 & Ard sweeter & 1050 00:56:47,234 --> 00:56:48,360 ( sirger laughs ) 1051 00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:51,838 & hf you're gorra drowr & 1052 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:55,404 & Ther do it the right way & 1053 00:56:57,011 --> 00:56:58,672 & The right way & 1054 00:57:00,414 --> 00:57:05,374 & h dor't care what they say. it's so easy & 1055 00:57:08,923 --> 00:57:11,949 & h dor't care what they say. it's so & 1056 00:57:12,026 --> 00:57:13,015 ( switches off radio ) 1057 00:57:13,093 --> 00:57:16,256 - KlM: Are you on the same floor as him? - LEE: No, he's on the fourth. 1058 00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:18,662 - And who's in whose room? - He's in mine. 1059 00:57:18,732 --> 00:57:19,994 And so what happened then? 1060 00:57:20,067 --> 00:57:24,333 We made out for about ten minutes, and then l sent him off to his room. 1061 00:57:24,405 --> 00:57:28,000 - So how's the Rock as a kisser? - Mm, he's damn good. 1062 00:57:28,075 --> 00:57:30,873 He's got them mushy lips, smooth fingertips. 1063 00:57:30,945 --> 00:57:32,845 Mm, l love them mushy lips. 1064 00:57:32,913 --> 00:57:36,041 He's a big guy, so he spins me around so my back is up against him, 1065 00:57:36,116 --> 00:57:38,676 takes his big hand and puts it on my throat, 1066 00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:43,212 tilts my head back and leans over me, kisses me from behind. 1067 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:44,689 Damn, that sounds sexy! 1068 00:57:44,758 --> 00:57:46,282 lt was sexy. 1069 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,262 But then that was it? You sent him off? How'd he take it? 1070 00:57:50,331 --> 00:57:52,026 Wait a minute, what are we doing here? 1071 00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:55,830 lf l'm gonna power through and pick up Zoe at the airport, l need coffee. 1072 00:57:55,903 --> 00:57:59,737 Since you're getting that, can you get some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull? 1073 00:58:02,109 --> 00:58:03,406 We didn't know you were awake. 1074 00:58:03,477 --> 00:58:05,172 l'm not awake. l'm asleep. 1075 00:58:05,246 --> 00:58:08,340 But get some more vodka and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway. 1076 00:58:09,116 --> 00:58:10,583 And some Red Apple Tans. 1077 00:58:10,651 --> 00:58:13,119 Damn, l didn't stop to get you bitches groceries. 1078 00:58:15,356 --> 00:58:17,790 - You remember how to get to the airport? - LEE: Uh-huh. 1079 00:58:17,858 --> 00:58:20,691 Then you should get behind the wheel, 'cause you gonna drive. 1080 00:58:22,563 --> 00:58:24,053 Motherfuckers. 1081 00:58:39,513 --> 00:58:40,775 ( motion sensor dings ) 1082 00:58:40,848 --> 00:58:42,782 They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull. 1083 00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:45,444 They got regular Red Bull and sugar-free G.O. juice. 1084 00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:48,249 - ABBlE: G.O. - KlM: G.O.! 1085 00:59:13,514 --> 00:59:19,646 LEE: & lt's not the way you kiss that says you're mine & 1086 00:59:23,023 --> 00:59:27,483 & Many, many, many nights go by & 1087 00:59:27,561 --> 00:59:33,329 & l sit alone at home and cry over you & 1088 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,597 & What can l do & 1089 00:59:36,670 --> 00:59:42,131 & Don't want nobody, nobody & 1090 00:59:42,209 --> 00:59:45,508 & 'Cause, baby, it's you & 1091 00:59:54,989 --> 00:59:58,550 & ls it true what they say & 1092 00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:02,789 & All about you & 1093 01:00:04,765 --> 01:00:10,226 & They say you'll never ever never be true & 1094 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:17,504 & lt doesn't matter what they say & 1095 01:00:17,578 --> 01:00:21,139 & l know l'm gonna love you any old way & 1096 01:00:21,215 --> 01:00:24,184 & What would l do & 1097 01:00:24,251 --> 01:00:27,448 & Without you & 1098 01:00:27,521 --> 01:00:29,853 & l don't want nobody-- & 1099 01:00:30,124 --> 01:00:32,957 Where the hell are my keys? Here they are. 1100 01:00:34,328 --> 01:00:36,956 Sorry, l didn't mean to give you a concert there. 1101 01:00:37,031 --> 01:00:39,158 No, it wasn't you. 1102 01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:41,929 That guy bumped into my feet when he walked by. 1103 01:00:43,370 --> 01:00:46,203 l don't know why, but that kind of creeped me out. 1104 01:00:50,044 --> 01:00:52,376 ( engine starts ) 1105 01:00:52,446 --> 01:00:55,472 ( loud rock resumes ) 1106 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,920 ( tires squealing ) 1107 01:01:02,089 --> 01:01:05,149 & h dor't care what they sayirg to me & 1108 01:01:05,225 --> 01:01:06,783 ( sirger laughs ) 1109 01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,323 Little dick. 1110 01:01:15,169 --> 01:01:16,500 Clearly. 1111 01:01:18,105 --> 01:01:23,133 Since l'm up, l might as well hit the ATM. 1112 01:01:24,478 --> 01:01:26,537 Get me a fuckin' smoke. 1113 01:02:10,090 --> 01:02:12,524 ( nearby engine idles ) 1114 01:02:21,735 --> 01:02:24,431 ( tires screech ) 1115 01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:39,175 ( coins drop ) 1116 01:02:50,731 --> 01:02:52,494 What? 1117 01:02:52,566 --> 01:02:54,534 Did you just see the... 1118 01:02:54,601 --> 01:02:55,590 What? 1119 01:02:57,871 --> 01:02:58,997 Nothing, honey. 1120 01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:08,638 ( motion sensor dings ) 1121 01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:20,016 ( cell chirps song ) 1122 01:03:22,629 --> 01:03:23,618 Y'ello. 1123 01:03:23,697 --> 01:03:25,028 lt's me. 1124 01:03:25,098 --> 01:03:26,395 Miss me? 1125 01:03:27,901 --> 01:03:30,495 You best get your ass off Kim's car. 1126 01:03:30,571 --> 01:03:34,337 - l've seen Kim sit on it before. - Her ass ain't your ass. 1127 01:03:34,408 --> 01:03:38,845 Okay. So, l think l'm in this month's issue of Allure 1128 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:43,906 You got Allure? 1129 01:03:43,984 --> 01:03:45,884 Magazines by the window. 1130 01:04:00,267 --> 01:04:01,928 Here you are! 1131 01:04:02,836 --> 01:04:04,861 ( laughing ) 1132 01:04:04,938 --> 01:04:06,633 You hot mama, you. 1133 01:04:06,707 --> 01:04:08,538 See you in a second. 1134 01:04:08,609 --> 01:04:11,703 $3.85...out of 20. 1135 01:04:15,816 --> 01:04:18,808 And you get 16 and change back. Thank you very much. 1136 01:04:21,188 --> 01:04:24,419 You know, l got other fashion magazines for sale behind the counter. 1137 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,394 No, that's okay. This'll be all. 1138 01:04:29,463 --> 01:04:30,623 Thought l'd ask. 1139 01:04:30,697 --> 01:04:32,460 - Thanks anyway. - Have a good one. 1140 01:04:35,602 --> 01:04:38,264 l got this month's issue of ltalian Vogue 1141 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:44,772 This month's? 1142 01:04:46,613 --> 01:04:48,877 Listen to this. 1143 01:04:48,949 --> 01:04:53,682 The Circle A clerk has this month's issue of ltalian Vogue 1144 01:04:53,754 --> 01:04:54,914 - No way. - Way! 1145 01:04:54,988 --> 01:04:57,479 l can't believe fuckin' Circle A carries ltalian Vogue 1146 01:04:57,557 --> 01:04:59,991 lt doesn't. lt's his own personal copy. 1147 01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:02,324 He'll let it go for 27 bucks. 1148 01:05:02,396 --> 01:05:04,261 ( scoffs ) 27 bucks? 1149 01:05:04,331 --> 01:05:06,765 What the fuck do you care? We're talking about per diem here. 1150 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:09,734 We found an issue of ltalian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee. 1151 01:05:09,803 --> 01:05:11,737 We're lucky he's not asking for fuckin' Krugerrands. 1152 01:05:11,805 --> 01:05:13,932 l'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways. 1153 01:05:14,007 --> 01:05:15,269 What, me, you, and Kim? 1154 01:05:15,342 --> 01:05:17,173 Kim doesn't give a shit about ltalian Vogue. 1155 01:05:17,244 --> 01:05:20,907 but Brandy'll come in with us, and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will. 1156 01:05:21,748 --> 01:05:24,717 Okay, but if anybody tears out any sheets l want, 1157 01:05:24,785 --> 01:05:28,152 you gotta make color Xeroxes of those pages, and l'm not talking Kinko's. 1158 01:05:28,221 --> 01:05:32,248 You take it to the art department and have them do it fuckin' right. 1159 01:05:32,326 --> 01:05:34,487 ( chattering ) 1160 01:05:34,561 --> 01:05:35,687 ( shutter clicks ) 1161 01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,089 ( clicks ) 1162 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:47,929 ( clicks ) 1163 01:05:49,976 --> 01:05:52,274 - Whoo! - ( clicks twice ) 1164 01:05:55,916 --> 01:05:57,144 - Oh, my God! - ( clicks ) 1165 01:06:02,556 --> 01:06:03,545 ( clicks ) 1166 01:06:05,292 --> 01:06:06,691 STUNTMAN MlKE: Got it! 1167 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,886 ( click ) 1168 01:06:11,531 --> 01:06:12,520 ( click ) 1169 01:06:13,867 --> 01:06:14,856 ( click ) 1170 01:06:16,303 --> 01:06:18,328 - ( click ) - ...the actress... 1171 01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:22,530 ( click ) 1172 01:06:29,816 --> 01:06:31,306 Oh, boy. 1173 01:06:34,287 --> 01:06:36,312 Your timing couldn't be better, Zoe. 1174 01:06:36,390 --> 01:06:40,986 lt just so happens we're all three off-duty for the next three days. 1175 01:06:41,061 --> 01:06:43,529 Fuckin' hell! How does that happen? 1176 01:06:43,597 --> 01:06:46,589 l'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup, and she's off for the next three days. 1177 01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:49,533 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free, 1178 01:06:49,603 --> 01:06:53,699 and Lee's on a will-notify for the four days. 1179 01:06:53,774 --> 01:06:55,332 So how's the shoot going? 1180 01:06:55,409 --> 01:06:57,468 Great. We're having the best time. 1181 01:06:57,544 --> 01:06:59,637 The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun. 1182 01:06:59,713 --> 01:07:02,944 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time. 1183 01:07:03,016 --> 01:07:06,611 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck. 1184 01:07:06,686 --> 01:07:08,586 So let's hear it, ladies. 1185 01:07:08,655 --> 01:07:11,055 Set romances! Who's getting it off? 1186 01:07:11,124 --> 01:07:13,752 That would be Lee and Toolbox. 1187 01:07:13,827 --> 01:07:16,853 Oh, Toolbox! Name sounds promising. 1188 01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:19,057 - He's a grip. - What he is is a pervert. 1189 01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:21,430 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better. 1190 01:07:22,702 --> 01:07:23,691 What's his perversion? 1191 01:07:25,806 --> 01:07:28,240 He likes to watch me pee. 1192 01:07:28,809 --> 01:07:33,269 & Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee & 1193 01:07:33,346 --> 01:07:35,405 & P-l-S-S-l-N-G & 1194 01:07:35,482 --> 01:07:36,471 Ooh! 1195 01:07:36,783 --> 01:07:38,512 Yeah, but not no more. 1196 01:07:38,585 --> 01:07:40,815 Now she's getting it on with the Rock. 1197 01:07:40,887 --> 01:07:42,752 You had a one-off with the Rock? 1198 01:07:42,823 --> 01:07:45,257 Well, not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce. 1199 01:07:45,325 --> 01:07:49,159 He looks like the Rock, so we all just call him the Rock. 1200 01:07:49,229 --> 01:07:50,890 Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew. 1201 01:07:50,964 --> 01:07:54,559 We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage and Pee Wee Herman, too. 1202 01:07:54,634 --> 01:07:57,068 Kim, dick department. Let's hear it! 1203 01:07:57,137 --> 01:08:00,504 Mm-mmm, no dick this trip. l got a man. 1204 01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:03,805 - How long have you had this boyfriend? - About three months. 1205 01:08:03,877 --> 01:08:05,504 Who'd you steal him from? 1206 01:08:05,579 --> 01:08:06,876 Nobody! 1207 01:08:06,947 --> 01:08:09,507 - ABBlE: Kim! - Wha--what? 1208 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:11,244 He totally had a girlfriend. 1209 01:08:11,318 --> 01:08:14,947 ZOE: All of Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend. 1210 01:08:15,021 --> 01:08:17,114 l did not steal him! 1211 01:08:17,190 --> 01:08:22,321 l didn't steal any of them; they just...jumped ship. 1212 01:08:22,395 --> 01:08:24,488 ( girls snorting ) 1213 01:08:24,564 --> 01:08:28,330 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna. 1214 01:08:28,401 --> 01:08:31,131 l had a set crush on Cecil. 1215 01:08:31,204 --> 01:08:34,537 Set crush? Nigga, please. You were his set wife! 1216 01:08:34,608 --> 01:08:36,838 ''Were'' and ''had'' being the key words, here. 1217 01:08:36,910 --> 01:08:39,606 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it. 1218 01:08:39,679 --> 01:08:44,742 Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in? 1219 01:08:44,818 --> 01:08:48,254 ( all snorting and cackling ) 1220 01:08:48,321 --> 01:08:51,984 Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny! 1221 01:08:52,058 --> 01:08:53,525 Oh, it's so funny! 1222 01:08:53,593 --> 01:08:56,118 Stop acting all hurt. Your ass just mad. 1223 01:08:56,196 --> 01:08:57,993 Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. 1224 01:08:58,064 --> 01:09:01,033 You need to get over that shit. That was two weeks ago. 1225 01:09:01,101 --> 01:09:04,036 Oh, well, now you put it like that... 1226 01:09:04,905 --> 01:09:07,305 Oh, l haven't told you the best part. 1227 01:09:07,374 --> 01:09:10,468 He fucked her on my birthday. 1228 01:09:10,544 --> 01:09:13,377 Oh, that's a horse of a different color. 1229 01:09:13,446 --> 01:09:16,313 - Thank you. - Did he know it was your birthday? 1230 01:09:16,383 --> 01:09:19,113 l mean, he's the director. He's kind of busy. 1231 01:09:19,185 --> 01:09:23,622 He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. 1232 01:09:23,690 --> 01:09:25,681 - ( whispers ) Wow. - Yeah...l think he knew. 1233 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:28,850 What did he get you? 1234 01:09:32,432 --> 01:09:33,899 He made me a tape. 1235 01:09:34,067 --> 01:09:35,694 He made you a tape? 1236 01:09:35,769 --> 01:09:37,999 - ( shrieks ) - Wait, he didn't burn you a CD? 1237 01:09:38,071 --> 01:09:39,436 He made you a tape? 1238 01:09:39,506 --> 01:09:42,498 - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic! 1239 01:09:42,576 --> 01:09:45,670 Yes, l know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there. 1240 01:09:45,745 --> 01:09:47,770 This sounds like the test of true love to me. 1241 01:09:47,847 --> 01:09:51,544 Look, l know you guys like him. He's likeable. 1242 01:09:51,618 --> 01:09:54,212 But he fucked another woman on my birthday. 1243 01:09:54,287 --> 01:09:56,653 How can you not be on my side? 1244 01:09:56,723 --> 01:09:58,213 l admit, that sounds bad. 1245 01:09:58,291 --> 01:09:59,553 lt is bad! 1246 01:09:59,626 --> 01:10:02,493 lt just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. 1247 01:10:02,562 --> 01:10:03,722 Were you two fucking? 1248 01:10:03,797 --> 01:10:05,287 Hell, no. 1249 01:10:05,365 --> 01:10:07,230 Hello, is your name Abernathy? 1250 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,289 Sorry. 1251 01:10:08,368 --> 01:10:11,929 The answer to your question is no, of course not. 1252 01:10:12,005 --> 01:10:14,997 What do you mean ''No, of course rot''? 1253 01:10:15,075 --> 01:10:18,067 The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years 1254 01:10:18,144 --> 01:10:21,443 is because girls will fuck him, and if you fuck Cecil, 1255 01:10:21,514 --> 01:10:23,778 you don't become one of his girlfriends-- 1256 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:26,785 not to say l want to be his girlfriend, 1257 01:10:26,853 --> 01:10:32,052 but if l did want to be his girlfriend, if l fucked him, l wouldn't be. 1258 01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:37,791 l'd be one of his regulars, and l'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit. 1259 01:10:37,864 --> 01:10:41,061 - Have you let him do anything? - Yes! 1260 01:10:42,769 --> 01:10:44,669 l've let him give me a foot massage, 1261 01:10:44,738 --> 01:10:48,606 and when we go to the movies, l've let him hold my hand. 1262 01:10:48,675 --> 01:10:51,405 Bitch, you might be actin' like you 1 2 years old, 1263 01:10:51,478 --> 01:10:53,002 but he just acting like a man. 1264 01:10:53,079 --> 01:10:55,172 You need to break that nigga off a piece. 1265 01:10:55,248 --> 01:10:56,579 Let me get this straight-- 1266 01:10:57,617 --> 01:11:00,916 you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him, 1267 01:11:00,987 --> 01:11:04,855 you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is? 1268 01:11:04,924 --> 01:11:07,085 Can we just take my sex life off the table? 1269 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:10,527 Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table-- 1270 01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:12,258 and your lack of one. 1271 01:11:18,071 --> 01:11:20,437 Fuck both of you and your little high-five. 1272 01:11:20,507 --> 01:11:24,944 Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga, 1273 01:11:25,011 --> 01:11:27,912 and you can start by giving that motherfucker a hand job 1274 01:11:27,981 --> 01:11:29,710 in the back of the van on Tuesday. 1275 01:11:29,783 --> 01:11:30,943 l'm not gonna do that! 1276 01:11:31,017 --> 01:11:33,577 l know you won't! But you know who will-- 1277 01:11:33,653 --> 01:11:36,622 the bitch that ends up living in that big-ass mansion of his. 1278 01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:39,750 l haven't entirely agreed with everything Kim's said, 1279 01:11:39,826 --> 01:11:43,626 but it is true if you've stretched it out like you have with Cecil 1280 01:11:43,697 --> 01:11:48,259 and you suddenly get dirty on them, it blows their mind. 1281 01:11:49,602 --> 01:11:53,038 So Zoe, Kim, and l are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave. 1282 01:11:53,106 --> 01:11:56,439 - LEE: What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three 1283 01:11:56,509 --> 01:11:59,945 And, admittedly, we're a little fucked up. 1284 01:12:00,013 --> 01:12:02,277 - ZOE: ( giggling ) Cheers to that. - Word. 1285 01:12:02,982 --> 01:12:04,210 Cheers. 1286 01:12:04,284 --> 01:12:05,808 So Zoe... 1287 01:12:06,953 --> 01:12:10,821 the genius, wants to take a picture of me. 1288 01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:11,879 ( others laughing ) 1289 01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:15,359 lt's dark as hell, and you can't see shit. 1290 01:12:15,428 --> 01:12:19,057 So she's got her camera and keeps saying, ''Step back a little!'' 1291 01:12:19,132 --> 01:12:20,190 So l do. 1292 01:12:20,266 --> 01:12:22,598 ( imitating Zoe ) Then ''A little fu-ther!'' 1293 01:12:22,669 --> 01:12:27,333 So l step back a little fu-ther. Then ''A little more!'' So l do. 1294 01:12:27,407 --> 01:12:33,346 Then l realize l'm at the edge of a seven-foot concrete ditch... 1295 01:12:33,413 --> 01:12:35,847 - ( others cracking up ) - ...with God knows how many rocks 1296 01:12:35,915 --> 01:12:40,147 and broken bottles and rats in it, and if l fell in that fucking thing, 1297 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:42,211 l probably would have broken my neck. 1298 01:12:42,288 --> 01:12:46,019 So l am yelling at her: ''Zoe, you almost killed me!'' 1299 01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:51,721 So we laugh about it and walk a little further, 1300 01:12:51,798 --> 01:12:54,323 and Zoe starts fuckin' around. 1301 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:58,496 And-- bam!-- if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch! 1302 01:12:59,973 --> 01:13:01,736 LEE: Nice. 1303 01:13:01,808 --> 01:13:04,470 Thank you. Yep. Thank you. 1304 01:13:05,578 --> 01:13:08,046 l remember taking a step and looking down, 1305 01:13:08,114 --> 01:13:11,675 just as l'm thinking, ''There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.'' 1306 01:13:11,751 --> 01:13:14,117 Bam! l'm in the fucking ditch, you know. 1307 01:13:14,187 --> 01:13:15,552 What happened? 1308 01:13:15,622 --> 01:13:17,988 What, with Zoe, the cat? 1309 01:13:18,057 --> 01:13:19,081 Nothing. 1310 01:13:19,159 --> 01:13:23,152 lf l fell in that fuckin' thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. 1311 01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:25,527 Zoe just lands on her feet. 1312 01:13:25,598 --> 01:13:29,728 But then later l started feeling a little bad about myself-- 1313 01:13:29,803 --> 01:13:34,866 Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing. We're laughing about it. 1314 01:13:34,941 --> 01:13:39,275 lf l fell in that fucking thing, l probably would have been paralyzed. 1315 01:13:39,345 --> 01:13:41,609 Oh, honey, you can't think like that. 1316 01:13:41,681 --> 01:13:45,515 We all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's. 1317 01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:50,079 Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. 1318 01:13:50,156 --> 01:13:52,818 l mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness? 1319 01:13:53,660 --> 01:13:56,788 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoe on that front. 1320 01:13:56,863 --> 01:13:58,888 Kim, l like you too. 1321 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:04,293 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, 1322 01:14:04,370 --> 01:14:07,100 you're missing the most important part of that story. 1323 01:14:07,173 --> 01:14:10,700 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zoe did. 1324 01:14:10,777 --> 01:14:14,679 Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her, 1325 01:14:14,747 --> 01:14:16,647 and she still fell in. 1326 01:14:16,716 --> 01:14:19,810 So Lee's right. We all have our talents. 1327 01:14:19,886 --> 01:14:22,980 Hey, l resemble that remark. 1328 01:14:23,056 --> 01:14:24,990 ( laughing ) 1329 01:14:26,226 --> 01:14:28,319 So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe? 1330 01:14:31,598 --> 01:14:33,429 Check it out, bitch. 1331 01:14:33,499 --> 01:14:35,865 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - l know this. 1332 01:14:35,935 --> 01:14:37,129 LEE: What's a Roscoe? 1333 01:14:37,203 --> 01:14:38,500 Roscoe's a pistol. 1334 01:14:39,339 --> 01:14:41,273 - You carry a gun? - Uh-huh. 1335 01:14:41,341 --> 01:14:43,332 You have a license to carry? 1336 01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:47,311 Yeah, when l became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license. 1337 01:14:48,047 --> 01:14:49,844 Oh, l didn't know you were... 1338 01:14:52,619 --> 01:14:56,680 Okay, l didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me. God. 1339 01:14:57,790 --> 01:14:59,724 Did you know Kim carried a gun? 1340 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:03,853 Yes. Now, do l approve? No. 1341 01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:05,955 Do l know? Yes. 1342 01:15:06,032 --> 01:15:09,695 Look, l don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 1343 01:15:09,769 --> 01:15:12,636 but the world l live in, a bitch need a gun. 1344 01:15:12,705 --> 01:15:16,300 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns 1345 01:15:16,376 --> 01:15:19,106 tend to get shot more than people who don't. 1346 01:15:19,178 --> 01:15:22,978 And you can't get around the fact that if l go down to the laundry room 1347 01:15:23,049 --> 01:15:25,950 at midnight enough times, l might get my ass raped. 1348 01:15:26,019 --> 01:15:27,714 Don't do your laundry at midnight. 1349 01:15:27,787 --> 01:15:31,484 Fuck that! l wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck l want to. 1350 01:15:31,557 --> 01:15:35,823 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. Pepper spray. 1351 01:15:35,895 --> 01:15:40,355 Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me, l don't want to give him a skin rash. 1352 01:15:40,433 --> 01:15:42,230 l wanna shut that nigga down! 1353 01:15:44,103 --> 01:15:46,333 How about a knife, at least? 1354 01:15:46,406 --> 01:15:48,840 Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? 1355 01:15:50,743 --> 01:15:52,643 They get shot! 1356 01:15:52,712 --> 01:15:56,739 lf l ever become a famous actress, l won't carry a gun. 1357 01:15:56,816 --> 01:16:00,479 l'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, 1358 01:16:00,553 --> 01:16:03,954 l'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West. 1359 01:16:04,023 --> 01:16:07,584 So Zoe, you thought about what you want to do first? 1360 01:16:09,295 --> 01:16:12,924 lt just so happens l know exactly what l want to do. 1361 01:16:12,999 --> 01:16:16,435 Oh, really? And what would that be? 1362 01:16:16,502 --> 01:16:21,201 To me, there's no point in being in America unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car. 1363 01:16:21,274 --> 01:16:25,540 l wanna drive a Dodge Challenger-- fuck me swinging, balls out. 1364 01:16:25,611 --> 01:16:26,600 ( laughing ) 1365 01:16:28,514 --> 01:16:31,074 ABBlE: Well, l guess we could talk to Transpo, 1366 01:16:31,150 --> 01:16:33,550 but does it have to be a Dodge Challenger? 1367 01:16:33,619 --> 01:16:38,113 Not just that. lt has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine. 1368 01:16:39,525 --> 01:16:42,016 ( cackles ) 1369 01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:45,223 How in the fuck do you expect to do that? 1370 01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:46,629 No worries, mate. 1371 01:16:46,699 --> 01:16:48,929 l've got it all worked out. 1372 01:16:49,002 --> 01:16:52,233 When l knew l was coming here, l went online and found out 1373 01:16:52,305 --> 01:16:55,763 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebaror News Sertirel 1374 01:16:55,842 --> 01:16:58,606 - So back home-- - l'm sorry, where's home? Australia? 1375 01:16:58,678 --> 01:16:59,667 ( grunts ) 1376 01:17:01,147 --> 01:17:03,342 What do you mean by that, mate? 1377 01:17:03,416 --> 01:17:06,476 Zoe's from New Zealand, and you never-- 1378 01:17:06,552 --> 01:17:10,010 l repeat, never-- call a Kiwi an Aussie. 1379 01:17:10,089 --> 01:17:12,785 KlM: That is, unless you want your ass kicked. 1380 01:17:14,694 --> 01:17:16,491 l'm so sorry. l will nev-- 1381 01:17:16,562 --> 01:17:17,620 ( others snorting ) 1382 01:17:17,697 --> 01:17:19,255 Oh, it's okay. 1383 01:17:19,332 --> 01:17:22,426 We're just taking the piss out of you, mate. 1384 01:17:22,502 --> 01:17:25,665 Auckland, to answer your question. 1385 01:17:25,738 --> 01:17:28,798 Anyway, l subscribed to the local paper a month ago. 1386 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:32,470 Why the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand? 1387 01:17:32,545 --> 01:17:35,013 Pipe down and l'll tell you. 1388 01:17:35,081 --> 01:17:38,016 l've been getting the paper and checking the classifieds, 1389 01:17:38,084 --> 01:17:39,676 looking at cars for sale, 1390 01:17:39,752 --> 01:17:44,416 so as of yesterday, for sale in this town, 1391 01:17:44,490 --> 01:17:47,755 some dude is selling a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger 1392 01:17:47,827 --> 01:17:51,593 with a 440 engine and a white paint job. 1393 01:17:51,664 --> 01:17:53,461 KlM: And you wanna buy it? 1394 01:17:54,734 --> 01:17:58,397 Kim, l may be stupid, but l'm not bloody stupid. 1395 01:17:58,471 --> 01:18:02,498 l wanna say l wanna buy it so he'll let me test-drive it. 1396 01:18:02,575 --> 01:18:05,703 A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job? 1397 01:18:05,778 --> 01:18:07,336 Oh, uh, Kowalski! 1398 01:18:07,413 --> 01:18:11,179 Kowalski from Varishirg Poirt Mate, it's a fucking classic! 1399 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,683 lf l can get this guy 1400 01:18:12,752 --> 01:18:16,620 to let me drive it without him, l will blow the doors off that bitch. 1401 01:18:16,689 --> 01:18:18,554 ABBlE: What's Varishirg Poirt? 1402 01:18:19,659 --> 01:18:21,627 What's Varishirg Poirt? 1403 01:18:21,694 --> 01:18:24,663 Abs, l'm supposed to be the illiterate one. 1404 01:18:24,730 --> 01:18:27,699 lt's just one of the best American movies ever made. 1405 01:18:27,767 --> 01:18:31,294 Actually, Zoe, most girls wouldn't know Varishirg Poirt 1406 01:18:32,338 --> 01:18:36,365 Excuse me. Most girls? What the fuck are you two? 1407 01:18:36,442 --> 01:18:39,934 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it. 1408 01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:42,378 Y'all grew up watching that Pretty ir Pirk shit. 1409 01:18:42,448 --> 01:18:44,780 Oh, l liked Pretty ir Pirk 1410 01:18:44,851 --> 01:18:47,319 What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies? 1411 01:18:47,386 --> 01:18:51,413 Of course l did. l'm a girl. But l also watched car shit, too... 1412 01:18:51,491 --> 01:18:54,187 Varishirg Poirt. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry. 1413 01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:55,818 - Gore ir 60 Secords-- - Oh-- 1414 01:18:55,895 --> 01:18:58,864 The real one, not that Angelina Jolie bullshit. 1415 01:18:58,931 --> 01:19:02,662 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland that plays Varishirg Poirt. 1416 01:19:02,735 --> 01:19:05,431 Big Wedresday. all the classics. 1417 01:19:06,572 --> 01:19:07,561 ( honks ) 1418 01:19:13,779 --> 01:19:16,543 ( honking ) 1419 01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:23,921 What do you horny gals want? 1420 01:19:23,990 --> 01:19:25,651 ( door opens, slams ) 1421 01:19:27,527 --> 01:19:30,826 Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale? 1422 01:19:30,897 --> 01:19:32,364 Right up here, ladies. 1423 01:19:46,979 --> 01:19:50,039 This shit is off the fuckin' hook! 1424 01:19:50,116 --> 01:19:52,550 Fuckin' legendary, mate. 1425 01:19:54,787 --> 01:20:00,123 Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me, l'd like to have a word with my associate. 1426 01:20:00,193 --> 01:20:01,683 You ladies take your time. 1427 01:20:01,761 --> 01:20:04,457 ( laughs creepily ) 1428 01:20:05,064 --> 01:20:06,656 ( moans ) 1429 01:20:08,534 --> 01:20:11,594 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself. 1430 01:20:11,671 --> 01:20:14,265 l intend to, but first l need to ask you something. 1431 01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,432 What? 1432 01:20:15,508 --> 01:20:20,036 lf he lets us take it out on our own, l wanna play Ship's Mast. 1433 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,509 - Oh, hell, no! - Keep it down! 1434 01:20:22,582 --> 01:20:24,516 Ain't no way l'm doing Ship's Mast. 1435 01:20:24,584 --> 01:20:25,778 - For Chrissakes-- - Don't blaspheme. 1436 01:20:25,851 --> 01:20:26,840 Sorry. 1437 01:20:26,919 --> 01:20:29,683 Now, what did you say after the last time? 1438 01:20:29,755 --> 01:20:33,020 - Look, l know what l said. - What did you say? 1439 01:20:33,092 --> 01:20:35,185 - l know l said we shouldn't-- - No. 1440 01:20:35,261 --> 01:20:38,253 You didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever gonna do that again. 1441 01:20:38,331 --> 01:20:40,094 - But-- - But, my ass! 1442 01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:43,192 You said not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again, 1443 01:20:43,269 --> 01:20:46,329 but you also said if you ever do what you trying to do now, 1444 01:20:46,405 --> 01:20:51,308 to not only refuse, but that l had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. 1445 01:20:51,377 --> 01:20:54,073 Now, did you or did you not say that? 1446 01:20:54,146 --> 01:20:57,411 No, no, no. Answer the question, motherfucker. 1447 01:20:57,483 --> 01:21:00,919 - Did you or did you not say that? - Yes, l said that. 1448 01:21:00,987 --> 01:21:02,921 - However-- - Whatever with your ''however.'' 1449 01:21:02,989 --> 01:21:06,925 Look, l know l said it, and l know l meant it-- 1450 01:21:06,993 --> 01:21:08,221 Damn skippy you meant it! 1451 01:21:08,294 --> 01:21:10,990 But when l said it, l didn't mean in America! 1452 01:21:11,063 --> 01:21:13,088 - Oh, nigga, please. - For real. Really. 1453 01:21:13,165 --> 01:21:17,192 l meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand or Australia. 1454 01:21:17,270 --> 01:21:18,965 You are such a liar! 1455 01:21:19,038 --> 01:21:24,635 l know what l said, but when l said it l didn't know l'd ever come to America, 1456 01:21:24,710 --> 01:21:28,111 and if l had of known l was gonna come to America, 1457 01:21:28,180 --> 01:21:31,843 had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the Varishirg Poirt Challenger... 1458 01:21:31,917 --> 01:21:34,044 l would have added a ''however.'' 1459 01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:35,809 Right? 1460 01:21:41,294 --> 01:21:43,558 Okay, oddly enough, l actually understood that. 1461 01:21:43,629 --> 01:21:48,498 However, just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit 1462 01:21:48,567 --> 01:21:50,694 doesn't mean l have lost my goddamn mind. 1463 01:21:50,770 --> 01:21:54,001 You need two people to play Ship's Mast, and l ain't playing. 1464 01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:03,674 l'll be your best friend. 1465 01:22:03,749 --> 01:22:06,650 l don't need me no best friend lives on the other side of Planet Earth. 1466 01:22:06,719 --> 01:22:08,016 l'll crack your back. 1467 01:22:08,087 --> 01:22:09,554 You'll crack it anyway. 1468 01:22:09,622 --> 01:22:12,352 Well, of course l'll crack it anyway. 1469 01:22:12,425 --> 01:22:16,088 But now, while l'm here, l'll be your back-cracking slave. 1470 01:22:16,162 --> 01:22:18,858 Whenever you want it, you've got it. You don't even have to ask. 1471 01:22:18,931 --> 01:22:22,389 You just order me to do it, just be like, ''Bitch, get over here and get busy.'' 1472 01:22:29,608 --> 01:22:34,045 You crack my back, give me foot massages, and after a shower, you moisturize my butt. 1473 01:22:35,314 --> 01:22:36,303 Deal. 1474 01:22:38,117 --> 01:22:40,915 We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him. 1475 01:22:40,986 --> 01:22:43,978 lf he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment. 1476 01:22:44,557 --> 01:22:45,546 What? 1477 01:22:45,624 --> 01:22:50,027 - l said we're gonna see if this guy'll let-- - l heard what you said. 1478 01:22:50,096 --> 01:22:53,497 l just can't believe what you said. 1479 01:22:54,834 --> 01:22:56,631 You two got some fuckin' balls. 1480 01:22:56,702 --> 01:22:58,135 What? 1481 01:22:58,204 --> 01:22:59,694 Don't play dumbass with me. 1482 01:22:59,772 --> 01:23:04,766 l've been up all night, l'm still a little drunk, and l have a hangover. 1483 01:23:04,844 --> 01:23:08,541 l should be in my hotel room, asleep, not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road, 1484 01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:12,414 but because Zoe wanted to drive some Varishirg Poirt car, l'm here. 1485 01:23:12,485 --> 01:23:16,444 Now you two got the balls to ask me-- no, scratch that-- tell me 1486 01:23:16,522 --> 01:23:21,016 l gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? 1487 01:23:21,093 --> 01:23:22,890 Bullshit on that. 1488 01:23:22,962 --> 01:23:24,987 - lt ain't like that. - What's it like, Kim? 1489 01:23:25,064 --> 01:23:28,966 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go. 1490 01:23:29,034 --> 01:23:32,697 l really think one human being will be collateral enough. 1491 01:23:33,539 --> 01:23:35,507 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing. 1492 01:23:35,574 --> 01:23:36,905 What, drive a car? 1493 01:23:37,943 --> 01:23:39,035 We're doing more than that. 1494 01:23:39,111 --> 01:23:40,806 What, drive it fast? 1495 01:23:42,214 --> 01:23:43,875 We're doing more than that. 1496 01:23:43,949 --> 01:23:48,511 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 'cause we gonna do some stupid shit. 1497 01:23:49,321 --> 01:23:50,310 ( clears throat ) 1498 01:23:50,389 --> 01:23:52,983 But that's okay. We're stunt people. We ain't got good sense. 1499 01:23:53,058 --> 01:23:55,492 But you got good sense, and anybody with good sense 1500 01:23:55,561 --> 01:23:58,530 - ain't gonna want to do what we're doing. - How do you know? 1501 01:23:58,597 --> 01:24:00,656 'Cause you're a mum. 1502 01:24:00,733 --> 01:24:02,030 Yeah. 1503 01:24:04,703 --> 01:24:07,536 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, 1504 01:24:07,606 --> 01:24:11,508 but that's the excuse you guys use whenever you want to exclude me, 1505 01:24:11,577 --> 01:24:14,444 so what is it you two daredevils are doing 1506 01:24:14,513 --> 01:24:18,779 that l'm just so uncool l couldn't possibly understand? 1507 01:24:18,851 --> 01:24:21,251 You know, we're kind of conning this guy, 1508 01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:25,017 so maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. 1509 01:24:25,090 --> 01:24:26,079 Besides... 1510 01:24:27,426 --> 01:24:29,986 he's probably not gonna let us do it, anyway. 1511 01:24:32,865 --> 01:24:35,959 Okay, how about this? 1512 01:24:36,769 --> 01:24:39,932 l'll talk him into it, but l go along. 1513 01:24:41,106 --> 01:24:43,904 - How you gonna do that? - That's my problem. 1514 01:24:44,677 --> 01:24:45,837 But don't worry. 1515 01:24:46,712 --> 01:24:48,771 ( snorts ) He'll say yes. 1516 01:24:48,848 --> 01:24:50,975 What are you gonna do, blow him? 1517 01:24:51,050 --> 01:24:52,210 No. 1518 01:24:53,586 --> 01:24:56,111 l'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him. 1519 01:24:56,188 --> 01:24:58,019 ( laughing ) 1520 01:25:00,292 --> 01:25:01,987 That's a good one. 1521 01:25:02,061 --> 01:25:03,426 Not really. 1522 01:25:04,463 --> 01:25:07,762 But let me handle it. We got a deal? 1523 01:25:12,104 --> 01:25:13,503 Okay, Mama, listen up. 1524 01:25:13,572 --> 01:25:17,303 You wanna hang with the cool kids? You got to be cool. 1525 01:25:17,376 --> 01:25:20,209 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap. 1526 01:25:20,279 --> 01:25:23,305 You just sit in the back, and l don't want to hear a peep, you understand? 1527 01:25:23,382 --> 01:25:24,781 - Got it. - l'm serious, now. 1528 01:25:24,850 --> 01:25:28,684 You start nagging us, we pulling over, kicking you out, and picking you up later. 1529 01:25:28,754 --> 01:25:30,085 Agreed. 1530 01:25:34,159 --> 01:25:37,185 Okay. Go work your magic. 1531 01:25:43,736 --> 01:25:45,328 - Hello, sir. - Hello. 1532 01:25:45,404 --> 01:25:47,031 - Hello, what's your name? - Jasper. 1533 01:25:47,106 --> 01:25:48,801 Hello, Jasper, l'm Abernathy. 1534 01:25:48,874 --> 01:25:50,501 - Aber what? - Abernathy. 1535 01:25:50,576 --> 01:25:52,976 - What's your first name? - That is my first name. 1536 01:25:53,045 --> 01:25:56,412 - What kind of first name is that? - Just call me Abbie. 1537 01:25:56,482 --> 01:25:58,040 Okay, Abbie. 1538 01:25:59,184 --> 01:26:02,813 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and l could take the car out 1539 01:26:02,888 --> 01:26:05,914 for a little test drive out on our own, just to see if we're comfortable. 1540 01:26:05,991 --> 01:26:07,754 Why would l do something stupid like that? 1541 01:26:07,826 --> 01:26:10,158 To better sell your automobile. 1542 01:26:10,229 --> 01:26:12,424 How do l know y'all ain't just gonna steal it? 1543 01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:14,432 Four reasons, actually. 1544 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:19,233 One, we're not thieves, two, that would be rude, 1545 01:26:19,305 --> 01:26:21,967 three, we're staying at the Days lnn in town-- 1546 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:25,636 you can call, check with management. We're registered for the next month. 1547 01:26:25,711 --> 01:26:30,375 Actually, Zoe's not, but Kim and l are, so we're totally track-downable. 1548 01:26:30,449 --> 01:26:32,178 Who's Kim? The colored girl? 1549 01:26:32,985 --> 01:26:36,580 Yes. Kim would be the girl of color. 1550 01:26:36,655 --> 01:26:39,055 And reason number four-- and the most important: 1551 01:26:39,124 --> 01:26:42,059 while we're taking the car out for a little spin, 1552 01:26:42,127 --> 01:26:46,564 that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted with our other friend... 1553 01:26:47,433 --> 01:26:48,593 Lee. 1554 01:26:48,667 --> 01:26:50,498 ( chuckles ) 1555 01:26:51,870 --> 01:26:53,997 Why does she look kind of familiar? 1556 01:26:54,073 --> 01:26:57,065 That would be because she's a famous actress. 1557 01:26:57,142 --> 01:26:58,131 Hmm. 1558 01:26:59,111 --> 01:27:00,601 Why's she dressed like that? 1559 01:27:00,679 --> 01:27:03,842 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, 1560 01:27:03,916 --> 01:27:06,851 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders. 1561 01:27:06,919 --> 01:27:08,580 What's a cheerleader movie? 1562 01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:10,417 A movie about cheerleaders. 1563 01:27:11,657 --> 01:27:12,885 ls it a porno movie? 1564 01:27:14,660 --> 01:27:21,259 Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy. 1565 01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:23,498 ( honks ) 1566 01:27:24,870 --> 01:27:27,600 ABBlE: Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee. 1567 01:27:27,673 --> 01:27:30,403 Now, you two kids stay out of trouble. 1568 01:27:30,476 --> 01:27:33,468 KlM: Hey, good-looking. Be back to pick you up later. 1569 01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:34,876 ZOE: Ta-ta! 1570 01:27:34,947 --> 01:27:36,972 ( revving ) 1571 01:27:39,385 --> 01:27:42,013 ( Jasper chuckles slowly ) 1572 01:27:45,224 --> 01:27:46,657 Gulp. 1573 01:28:01,206 --> 01:28:02,639 You thinking what l'm thinking? 1574 01:28:04,309 --> 01:28:05,708 l think l'm thinking it. 1575 01:28:05,778 --> 01:28:07,268 What are you and you thinking? 1576 01:28:07,346 --> 01:28:10,679 l'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up. 1577 01:28:13,352 --> 01:28:15,445 - Where y'all going? - You stay put. 1578 01:28:15,521 --> 01:28:16,852 l gotta take a-- 1579 01:28:34,173 --> 01:28:35,970 So, you ready to do this? 1580 01:28:37,509 --> 01:28:38,567 You sure? 1581 01:28:38,644 --> 01:28:43,308 Well, l always don't want to do it right before l'm gonna do it. 1582 01:28:43,382 --> 01:28:45,816 l know what you mean, 'cause l don't wanna do it. 1583 01:28:45,884 --> 01:28:47,010 Kim! 1584 01:28:47,086 --> 01:28:49,748 - l'm just saying. - lf you're gonna take the piss out of it... 1585 01:28:49,822 --> 01:28:51,483 l'm just saying. 1586 01:28:52,925 --> 01:28:54,552 You wanna start out on top? 1587 01:28:55,994 --> 01:28:59,327 Practically doesn't count if you start on the top. 1588 01:29:00,332 --> 01:29:03,665 ( both laughing ) 1589 01:29:03,736 --> 01:29:04,725 ( unzips bag ) 1590 01:29:04,803 --> 01:29:05,997 Here are your gloves. 1591 01:29:13,178 --> 01:29:15,703 No, no, no, no. l'm wearing a jacket. 1592 01:29:15,781 --> 01:29:17,544 This is my jacket. 1593 01:29:17,616 --> 01:29:20,915 Um, ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit? 1594 01:29:22,020 --> 01:29:25,251 - Come on. - l'm the one who's on the bonnet. 1595 01:29:25,324 --> 01:29:27,815 Bonnet, my ass. You on the hood. 1596 01:29:30,229 --> 01:29:31,355 ( pop ) 1597 01:29:37,136 --> 01:29:39,434 Y'all, l think l hear a car coming. 1598 01:29:39,505 --> 01:29:40,699 Give me your belt. 1599 01:29:45,144 --> 01:29:50,480 This is my cute shit. Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt. 1600 01:29:52,317 --> 01:29:54,148 Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt. 1601 01:29:59,491 --> 01:30:02,289 - Give me your belt. - No. Prada. 1602 01:30:02,361 --> 01:30:03,988 Come on, give her the belt. 1603 01:30:04,062 --> 01:30:07,793 - Magic word. - Please give her the belt? 1604 01:30:08,834 --> 01:30:10,324 Just 'cause you asked nicely. 1605 01:30:13,038 --> 01:30:14,938 lt's nice to be nice, Kim! 1606 01:30:15,007 --> 01:30:16,838 Whatever. 1607 01:30:16,909 --> 01:30:21,312 You know what? Don't think about asking me to do your hair. 1608 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:23,814 - Your ass gonna do it. - You'll ask ''pretty please,'' bitch, 1609 01:30:23,882 --> 01:30:26,749 because that's what you do when no one else is looking. You ain't that hard. 1610 01:30:26,819 --> 01:30:28,753 - l ain't getting-- - Abernathy. 1611 01:30:28,821 --> 01:30:30,812 Don't get on my nerves right now. 1612 01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,323 - l got shit on my mind. - ZOE: Ooh! 1613 01:30:33,392 --> 01:30:35,485 ABBlE: You know, l ain't six. 1614 01:30:36,428 --> 01:30:37,827 ( tires squeal ) 1615 01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,806 lt's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows? 1616 01:30:50,876 --> 01:30:52,070 KlM and ZOE: No. 1617 01:30:53,612 --> 01:30:56,342 Okay, Abernathy. Check this out. 1618 01:31:08,126 --> 01:31:09,855 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1619 01:31:17,035 --> 01:31:19,003 ( banging ) 1620 01:31:19,071 --> 01:31:20,504 ABBlE: What does that mean? 1621 01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:25,032 Whoa! 1622 01:31:28,981 --> 01:31:32,348 Faster, you black bitch! Faster! 1623 01:31:39,658 --> 01:31:41,956 That fast enough for your bony ass? 1624 01:31:42,027 --> 01:31:43,756 Whoo-hoo! 1625 01:31:43,829 --> 01:31:46,389 Whoa ho ho ho! 1626 01:31:46,465 --> 01:31:47,454 Oh! 1627 01:31:49,801 --> 01:31:52,292 Abernathy, get your ass up here. 1628 01:31:56,942 --> 01:32:00,105 Whoa! Whoo-hoo! 1629 01:32:00,178 --> 01:32:01,770 Alrighty. 1630 01:32:01,847 --> 01:32:04,008 ABBlE: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1631 01:32:12,124 --> 01:32:14,092 ( laughing ) 1632 01:32:16,495 --> 01:32:17,962 ZOE: Go, go! Go! 1633 01:32:18,030 --> 01:32:20,726 Check it out, bitch. You want it fucking faster? 1634 01:32:20,799 --> 01:32:23,359 ( screaming ) 1635 01:32:35,113 --> 01:32:36,341 Whoo-hoo! 1636 01:32:36,415 --> 01:32:38,383 Yah hoo hoo! 1637 01:32:38,450 --> 01:32:39,439 && 1638 01:32:47,392 --> 01:32:49,485 Yah hoo hoo! 1639 01:32:49,561 --> 01:32:51,791 ( chuckling ) 1640 01:33:13,919 --> 01:33:16,979 ( laughing ) 1641 01:33:36,241 --> 01:33:39,938 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Shit. 1642 01:33:40,012 --> 01:33:42,480 ( crashing, screaming ) 1643 01:33:46,218 --> 01:33:46,946 Damn it! 1644 01:33:55,927 --> 01:33:57,053 Now. 1645 01:33:58,397 --> 01:34:00,729 Did you do something to him? Say something? 1646 01:34:00,799 --> 01:34:02,994 Nothing! Shit. 1647 01:34:03,068 --> 01:34:04,865 Here he comes, Zoe. He's coming! 1648 01:34:04,936 --> 01:34:06,028 Aah! 1649 01:34:06,104 --> 01:34:07,799 ( skidding ) 1650 01:34:08,273 --> 01:34:09,501 Shit, oh shit! 1651 01:34:09,574 --> 01:34:11,007 No! 1652 01:34:11,877 --> 01:34:13,242 Hold on, Zoe! 1653 01:34:22,487 --> 01:34:24,421 Oh, my God. Zoe! 1654 01:34:24,656 --> 01:34:26,851 - Oh! Hold on! - l can't! 1655 01:34:30,662 --> 01:34:32,391 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1656 01:34:32,464 --> 01:34:34,022 ( screaming ) 1657 01:34:34,099 --> 01:34:37,432 - Zoe! Zoe! - ( crashes ) 1658 01:34:37,502 --> 01:34:40,903 - l'm sorry l called you a black bitch! - l forgive you. Hold the fuck on! 1659 01:34:40,972 --> 01:34:43,099 Whoa, whoa, get away! 1660 01:34:43,175 --> 01:34:44,665 ( crash ) 1661 01:34:45,444 --> 01:34:48,106 Oh, shit. l can't see. l can't see! 1662 01:34:48,180 --> 01:34:49,511 Zoe, move your leg! 1663 01:34:53,285 --> 01:34:55,219 ABBlE: Oh! Come on, come on! 1664 01:34:58,757 --> 01:35:02,284 ZOE: Redneck lunatic bastard! Get away from me! 1665 01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:03,349 KlM: ...fucking legs! 1666 01:35:07,933 --> 01:35:09,958 Oh, my God. 1667 01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:18,740 ( skin skids on hood ) 1668 01:35:20,212 --> 01:35:23,113 Shit, l'm scared, Kim. l'm really scared. 1669 01:35:23,181 --> 01:35:24,614 l know, baby, just hold on. 1670 01:35:24,683 --> 01:35:26,548 Watch your feet! 1671 01:35:26,618 --> 01:35:28,950 ( crash ) 1672 01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:30,248 You wanna get hot? 1673 01:35:30,322 --> 01:35:32,187 - Fucking son of a bitch! - You wanna get hot? 1674 01:35:32,257 --> 01:35:33,281 ( crash ) 1675 01:35:33,358 --> 01:35:35,758 Then suck on this for a while, bitch! 1676 01:35:38,830 --> 01:35:41,264 ABBlE: Zoe! Goddamn it! 1677 01:36:04,422 --> 01:36:06,788 ( Zoe wails ) 1678 01:36:07,259 --> 01:36:09,955 Oh, my God. Get away from us, you cocksucker! 1679 01:36:10,028 --> 01:36:11,495 Leave us alone! 1680 01:36:11,563 --> 01:36:14,828 - ZOE: Fuck you, motherfucker! - KlM: Fuck you! 1681 01:36:19,137 --> 01:36:22,004 ABBlE: Zoe! Zoe! Oh, Zoe! 1682 01:36:22,073 --> 01:36:23,165 ( Zoe sobs ) 1683 01:36:23,241 --> 01:36:24,970 Hold on! 1684 01:36:30,048 --> 01:36:34,542 ( metal rasping ) 1685 01:36:47,098 --> 01:36:48,497 Zoe! Zoe! 1686 01:36:52,604 --> 01:36:55,903 ( indistinct ) 1687 01:36:56,608 --> 01:36:57,700 Look out! 1688 01:36:57,776 --> 01:36:59,073 ( horn honks ) 1689 01:36:59,144 --> 01:37:02,136 ( screeching ) 1690 01:37:26,271 --> 01:37:29,001 Get ready to fly, bitch. 1691 01:37:31,276 --> 01:37:32,766 ( skin skids on hood ) 1692 01:37:32,844 --> 01:37:34,505 - Zoe! - Zoe, hold on! 1693 01:37:41,453 --> 01:37:43,387 He's right on your fucking ass! 1694 01:37:55,033 --> 01:37:58,025 ( laughing ) 1695 01:37:59,271 --> 01:38:00,863 Hey! Whoo-hoo! 1696 01:38:01,773 --> 01:38:05,539 Hey, ladies, that was fun. 1697 01:38:09,914 --> 01:38:12,405 Well, adios 1698 01:38:12,484 --> 01:38:14,748 - ( fires ) - Ow! Fuck! 1699 01:38:16,187 --> 01:38:17,620 Shit! Fuck! 1700 01:38:17,689 --> 01:38:18,678 ( fires again ) 1701 01:38:19,357 --> 01:38:21,917 Run away with your ass! 1702 01:38:21,993 --> 01:38:22,982 ( empty chamber clicks ) 1703 01:38:23,061 --> 01:38:25,222 You better run, motherfucker! 1704 01:38:30,735 --> 01:38:32,362 That bitch! 1705 01:38:34,205 --> 01:38:35,331 ( sobs ) 1706 01:38:48,219 --> 01:38:49,345 l'm okay! 1707 01:38:49,421 --> 01:38:52,652 Oh, shit! Goddamn it! 1708 01:38:52,724 --> 01:38:55,284 Oh, you fuckin' bitch! 1709 01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:59,023 Of course you are. Of course you are. What was l thinking? 1710 01:38:59,097 --> 01:39:00,291 ( spitting out debris ) 1711 01:39:00,365 --> 01:39:03,425 What was l thinking? Zoe, the fucking cat! 1712 01:39:07,539 --> 01:39:09,507 Whew. That was a close one. 1713 01:39:12,877 --> 01:39:15,641 So, where's the maniac? 1714 01:39:15,714 --> 01:39:18,581 l shot him and his punk ass sped off. 1715 01:39:19,684 --> 01:39:21,948 You wanna go get him? 1716 01:39:22,020 --> 01:39:24,045 Oh, hell yeah! 1717 01:39:24,122 --> 01:39:25,111 Honey... 1718 01:39:25,990 --> 01:39:27,958 l think you might want to get out. 1719 01:39:29,094 --> 01:39:30,561 Fuck that shit. 1720 01:39:31,796 --> 01:39:33,696 Let's kill this bastard. 1721 01:39:35,667 --> 01:39:38,033 Okay, get your ass in the back. Let's go. 1722 01:39:44,209 --> 01:39:45,699 Where the fuck you going? 1723 01:39:45,777 --> 01:39:46,766 l'll be back! 1724 01:39:55,086 --> 01:39:57,816 This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go. 1725 01:39:57,889 --> 01:40:01,655 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit. 1726 01:40:03,828 --> 01:40:05,090 Giddy-up, then! 1727 01:40:13,405 --> 01:40:14,838 ZOE: Yeah! 1728 01:40:36,494 --> 01:40:37,825 ( whimpers ) 1729 01:40:39,230 --> 01:40:41,425 ( yells ) 1730 01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:44,932 ( grunting in pain ) 1731 01:40:46,037 --> 01:40:47,231 God! 1732 01:40:53,545 --> 01:40:55,809 ( yells ) 1733 01:40:58,716 --> 01:41:01,207 ( crying ) Come on! Come on. 1734 01:41:05,423 --> 01:41:06,549 ( coughs ) 1735 01:41:09,961 --> 01:41:14,762 ( crying ) Why? Oh, no! 1736 01:41:15,567 --> 01:41:17,057 ( screams ) 1737 01:41:20,071 --> 01:41:21,561 Ah! Do it. 1738 01:41:22,574 --> 01:41:23,973 Do it. 1739 01:41:24,142 --> 01:41:25,131 Do it. 1740 01:41:26,411 --> 01:41:30,370 ( screaming ) 1741 01:41:30,682 --> 01:41:33,617 Oh, no! 1742 01:41:33,685 --> 01:41:35,846 No, no, no! 1743 01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:37,911 No, God! 1744 01:41:38,556 --> 01:41:40,581 All right, get it together, man. 1745 01:41:42,861 --> 01:41:45,421 What did you-- what am l-- what are you gonna do? 1746 01:41:45,497 --> 01:41:47,465 ( engine roaring ) 1747 01:41:51,836 --> 01:41:53,303 KlM: Take him down! 1748 01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:56,730 ( yelling ) 1749 01:41:56,808 --> 01:41:59,709 Now where do you think you're going? Fuckin' fuck you! 1750 01:41:59,777 --> 01:42:01,677 Where do you think you're fucking going? 1751 01:42:01,746 --> 01:42:03,611 What the fuck do you think-- 1752 01:42:07,085 --> 01:42:08,074 Come here! 1753 01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:16,649 Go! 1754 01:42:18,963 --> 01:42:20,521 Whoo-hoo! 1755 01:42:23,635 --> 01:42:26,502 What's wrong with your ass, motherfucking cocksucker? 1756 01:42:32,510 --> 01:42:36,708 Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me, gonna wiggle it at me? 1757 01:42:36,781 --> 01:42:41,184 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard? 1758 01:42:41,252 --> 01:42:42,480 Aah! 1759 01:42:42,554 --> 01:42:47,548 Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now! 1760 01:42:47,625 --> 01:42:51,994 Oh, l'm the horniest motherfucker on the road! 1761 01:42:53,631 --> 01:42:55,360 Boo-yah, bitch! 1762 01:43:00,338 --> 01:43:03,501 Did you just hit a boat? 1763 01:43:04,742 --> 01:43:06,437 ( cow moos ) 1764 01:43:06,511 --> 01:43:08,342 Yeah, come on, Kim, get him! 1765 01:43:08,413 --> 01:43:09,573 Get that motherfucker! 1766 01:43:10,281 --> 01:43:13,250 Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker, move! 1767 01:43:13,318 --> 01:43:15,013 ( cows sound alarmed ) 1768 01:43:15,086 --> 01:43:16,576 Motherfucker! 1769 01:43:16,654 --> 01:43:19,555 l'm 'bout to bust a nut up in this bitch... 1770 01:43:23,995 --> 01:43:27,123 ( creaking ) 1771 01:43:28,132 --> 01:43:30,464 - ( yelling ) - ZOE: Watch it, watch it. 1772 01:43:36,341 --> 01:43:38,036 & Tapping that ass tapping that ass & 1773 01:43:38,109 --> 01:43:39,770 & Tapping that tapping that tapping-- & 1774 01:43:39,844 --> 01:43:42,404 - Aah! - ( frame creaking loudly ) 1775 01:43:47,552 --> 01:43:48,678 Bastard. 1776 01:44:03,468 --> 01:44:05,993 Oh, you know l can't let you go... 1777 01:44:07,005 --> 01:44:09,633 without tapping that ass. 1778 01:44:09,707 --> 01:44:11,607 Oh, fuck me! 1779 01:44:11,676 --> 01:44:13,405 - One-- - Kim? 1780 01:44:13,478 --> 01:44:15,469 - ...more... - ( clears throat ) Kim? 1781 01:44:15,546 --> 01:44:17,013 ...time! 1782 01:44:17,081 --> 01:44:19,208 Boo-yah! 1783 01:44:23,054 --> 01:44:26,751 That's what l'm talking-- that's what l'm talking about, bitch! 1784 01:44:30,828 --> 01:44:32,193 ( whimpers ) 1785 01:45:04,762 --> 01:45:06,753 ( honking ) 1786 01:45:22,380 --> 01:45:24,575 ( honks ) 1787 01:45:27,418 --> 01:45:29,010 Oh, come on! 1788 01:45:59,817 --> 01:46:00,806 Yah! 1789 01:46:09,060 --> 01:46:12,359 Yah ha ha, come on! 1790 01:46:12,430 --> 01:46:16,093 Thought you lost us, motherfucker. We back, motherfucker. We back. 1791 01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:18,226 Who's laughing now, bitch! 1792 01:46:18,302 --> 01:46:20,566 ( moaning ) 1793 01:46:20,638 --> 01:46:21,627 Shit. 1794 01:46:25,476 --> 01:46:26,465 Come on! 1795 01:46:27,712 --> 01:46:31,808 Here's Cha Cha! 1796 01:46:31,883 --> 01:46:33,783 You've been such a lunatic bastard! 1797 01:46:33,851 --> 01:46:35,580 l'm sorry! 1798 01:46:35,653 --> 01:46:36,642 What? 1799 01:46:36,721 --> 01:46:40,782 l didn't mean anything. l was just playing around. 1800 01:46:40,858 --> 01:46:44,123 Oh, he was just playing around! 1801 01:46:44,195 --> 01:46:46,720 - Just playing! - Well, l ain't playing with you! 1802 01:46:46,798 --> 01:46:48,231 Whoa! 1803 01:46:48,299 --> 01:46:50,494 ( cheering ) 1804 01:46:52,970 --> 01:46:55,131 Oh, look out, look out, look out. 1805 01:47:03,214 --> 01:47:05,444 ZOE: ( laughing ) What's your sign? 1806 01:47:05,516 --> 01:47:06,505 Oh, shit! 1807 01:47:09,821 --> 01:47:11,652 - ( debris rumbles underneath ) - Oh, shit. 1808 01:47:11,722 --> 01:47:14,589 Don't run, don't run, motherfucker, don't run. 1809 01:47:14,659 --> 01:47:16,183 This baby's on speed! 1810 01:47:23,367 --> 01:47:24,800 Whoa! 1811 01:47:26,170 --> 01:47:28,468 - Aah! - Yeah, yeah! 1812 01:47:32,510 --> 01:47:34,137 Yeah! 1813 01:47:34,212 --> 01:47:37,545 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time. 1814 01:47:40,484 --> 01:47:41,644 ( sighs in relief ) 1815 01:47:52,797 --> 01:47:54,958 ABBlE: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1816 01:47:57,535 --> 01:47:58,900 Please don't dead-end. 1817 01:47:59,070 --> 01:48:00,469 Please don't dead end. 1818 01:48:00,605 --> 01:48:02,004 Please don't dead-end. 1819 01:48:02,773 --> 01:48:04,263 TOGETHER: Please don't dead-end. 1820 01:48:04,408 --> 01:48:05,397 Please don't dead-end. 1821 01:48:05,576 --> 01:48:07,373 Please don't dead-end. 1822 01:48:07,545 --> 01:48:08,773 Please don't dead-end. 1823 01:48:08,913 --> 01:48:10,312 Please don't dead-end. 1824 01:48:10,381 --> 01:48:12,178 Oh, there the motherfucker is. 1825 01:48:12,250 --> 01:48:13,239 ABBlE: Go, go, go! 1826 01:48:13,317 --> 01:48:14,750 Get him, get him, get him! 1827 01:48:14,819 --> 01:48:16,013 Unh! 1828 01:48:16,087 --> 01:48:19,113 ( laughing hysterically ) 1829 01:48:30,534 --> 01:48:32,161 ( Stuntman Mike yells like a banshee ) 1830 01:48:32,236 --> 01:48:33,931 Oh, help me! 1831 01:48:35,106 --> 01:48:37,131 ( continues screaming ) 1832 01:48:45,716 --> 01:48:47,513 Be careful. My right arm's broken. 1833 01:48:47,585 --> 01:48:48,574 This one? 1834 01:48:51,956 --> 01:48:53,753 ZOE: Oh, you want some shit? 1835 01:48:53,824 --> 01:48:55,951 Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass. 1836 01:48:56,027 --> 01:48:58,996 ( Kim yells, laughs ) 1837 01:48:59,664 --> 01:49:00,858 Uhn! 1838 01:49:00,932 --> 01:49:02,024 ( groans ) 1839 01:49:04,502 --> 01:49:05,400 Yah! 1840 01:49:06,804 --> 01:49:11,138 ( Stuntman Mike grunting ) 1841 01:49:11,208 --> 01:49:12,539 Mother...fucker! 1842 01:49:13,077 --> 01:49:14,874 Motherfucker! 1843 01:49:19,784 --> 01:49:20,773 Asshole! 1844 01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:38,334 ( cheering ) 1845 01:49:38,402 --> 01:49:40,495 & Harg up the chick habit & 1846 01:49:40,571 --> 01:49:44,166 & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick & 1847 01:49:45,609 --> 01:49:47,406 & Harg up the chick habit & 1848 01:49:47,478 --> 01:49:51,312 & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix & 1849 01:49:52,750 --> 01:49:56,345 & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick & 1850 01:49:56,420 --> 01:49:58,251 & Oryou're liable to get licked & 1851 01:49:59,423 --> 01:50:03,325 & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye & 1852 01:50:03,394 --> 01:50:05,157 & They'll be spittirg ir your eye & 1853 01:50:06,364 --> 01:50:08,389 & Harg up the chick habit & 1854 01:50:08,466 --> 01:50:12,197 & Harg it up. Daddy. a girl's rot a toric or a pill & 1855 01:50:13,671 --> 01:50:15,298 & Harg up the chick habit & 1856 01:50:15,373 --> 01:50:19,104 & Harg it up. Daddy you're just jumpirg for a spill & 1857 01:50:20,411 --> 01:50:22,470 & Oh. how your bubble's gorra burst & 1858 01:50:22,546 --> 01:50:26,107 & Wher you meet arother rurse she'll be drivirg ir a hearse & 1859 01:50:27,118 --> 01:50:30,986 & You're gorra reed a heap of glue wher they all catch up with you & 1860 01:50:31,055 --> 01:50:33,023 & Ard they cut you up ir two & 1861 01:50:34,291 --> 01:50:37,454 & Now your ears are rirgirg the birds will stop their sirgirg & 1862 01:50:37,528 --> 01:50:40,554 & Everythirg is turrirg gray & 1863 01:50:40,631 --> 01:50:44,123 & No cardy ir your till. ro cutie left to thrill & 1864 01:50:44,201 --> 01:50:46,431 & You're alore or a Tuesday & 1865 01:50:47,671 --> 01:50:49,434 & Harg up the chick habit & 1866 01:50:49,507 --> 01:50:53,375 & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll be alore ir a quick & 1867 01:50:54,779 --> 01:50:56,542 & Harg up the chick habit & 1868 01:50:56,614 --> 01:51:00,311 & Harg it up. Daddy. oryou'll rever get arother fix & 1869 01:51:01,652 --> 01:51:05,418 & h'm tellirg you it's rot a trick. pay attertior. dor't be thick & 1870 01:51:05,489 --> 01:51:08,424 & Oryou're liable to get licked & 1871 01:51:08,492 --> 01:51:12,326 & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye & 1872 01:51:12,396 --> 01:51:14,261 & They'll be spittirg ir your eye & 1873 01:51:15,166 --> 01:51:19,296 & You're gorra see the reasor why wher they're spittirg ir your eye & 1874 01:51:19,370 --> 01:51:21,201 & They'll be spittirg ir your eye & 1875 01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:28,072 ( singing ''Chick Habit'' in French )