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媽媽 小豬豬咬我的內褲 Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear!
出來啊 小豬豬 豬豬 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Jethro.
媽媽 別聽法倫的謬論 Mom, before she starts,
她沒有絲毫證據可以證明她的控訴 there isn't a shred of evidence to support her allegations.
吉莉安 你兒子發什么神經 - Gillian, your son is a psycho.
他在我電吹風上做了什么手腳 - He booby-trapped my hair dryer.
假設成立 但也證明不了什么 - Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it.
好哇 但我可以扁你 - Yeah, but I can hurt you.
媽媽 媽媽 她趕緊該吃點藥了 - Mom! Mom! She needs to be medicated.
好了 小豬豬 過來 - Come on, Jethro. - Come here.
哼 我討厭這個家 過來 I hate this family. Come here.
豬豬 不許你以后再這樣了 Jethro, you're getting a time out.
快點啦 孩子們 Come on, guys.
（拿上你的）書包 Backpack.
嗯 怎么了 這是時尚（裝扮） - What? It's in style.
這打扮不適合你 去換條牛仔褲 - It's inappropriate. Go put on some jeans.
把口香糖也吐掉 And spit out the gum.
乖乖 你想穿什么顏色的 So, what color do you want to wear today?
紅的 藍的 紫的 Red? Blue? Purple?
粉的 媽媽 粉的 Pink, Momma, pink.
法倫 又要干嘛 你讓我穿的這個 - Farren. - What? You said jeans.
那也得像個樣子吧 I meant in your size.
快點 孩子們 我們要遲到了 拿著 Come on, guys. Come on. We don't want to be late. There you go.
快點 乖乖 Come on, sweetie.
不 走開 - No! - Get out!
別鬧了 No fighting.
我來（幫你） 早上好 Allow me.- Hi. - Hi.
晚上約會沒問題吧 我會準時的 - Are we still on for dinner? - I'll be there.
狗仔隊正盯著（我們） We have an audience.
哎 我想吐 他本來就垃圾 - Yuck. I'm going to vomit. - He is such a loser.
我喜歡鮑勃 他很好啊 I like Bob. He's nice.
他不就是個賣鋼筆的么 啥呆瓜一個 He's a boring pen importer. He does the same routine every day.
像機器人 他本來就是機器人 - He's like a robot. - That's 'cause he is a robot.
是終結者 他們終結者想毀滅我們人類 A cyborg, sent from the future, to destroy humanity.
想先拿我們幾個開刀 Starting with us.
都三個月了 紀念日快樂 Well, it's been three months. Happy anniversary.
怎么了 What is it?
我想跟你談談我的工作問題 I have to tell you about my job.
（如果聽過之后）你可能會害怕 This might shock you,
可在我們進一步發展之前 你有必要知道（這些） but you should know everything before this relationship goes further.
不用 鮑勃 為何 - Don't, Bob. - What?
和你在一起我很開心 I'm very happy when I'm with you.
從沒有人能像你一樣讓我快樂 No one has ever made me laugh like you do,
要是我只是一個人 我們肯定會有美好的未來 and if I were a single woman, I could see a real future for us.
可是 我還有幫小不點 But I'm a package deal.
你的意思是 What do you mean?
對我而言 孩子們應擺在首位 該怎樣說才好呢 My kids are my priority and... How can I put this gently?
（你是指）他們不喜歡我 或許吧 - They hate me. - Yeah.
我會讓他們喜歡我的 - I can make them like me. - See?
哦 你看看你 辦不到的 絕不可能 You can't make kids like you, not mine or anyone's.
我孩子們經歷過很多（像這樣的事） My kids have been through a lot, and...
在他們接受你之前 我們暫時保持現狀吧 I don't think we should take the next step until they warm up to you.
那你自己的快樂就不重要嗎 Doesn't your happiness count?
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 我得走了 工作上有點急事 Sorry, I gotta go. Emergency at work.
難道你無語了 比這嚴重多了 - No ink? - It's much bigger.
對不起 真的 我明天會解釋給你聽 Sorry, really. I will explain everything tomorrow.
恩 那明天見吧 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
怎么那么久才到 6分鐘而已 - What took you so long to get here? - Six minutes.
順便買咖啡了 - You stop for a latte?
哦 我知道了 你這是 - I get it. You're...
雞蛋里挑骨頭 恭喜你 答對了 - What's the expression? Chopping my bust. - Close enough.
波爾達克和兩個外國佬進了這家煉油廠 Poldark and a couple other Russkys just went in the refinery.
看來我分析的沒錯 他們要干嗎 Then I was right. He's planning something.
也許想免費加點油 Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
這些雜毛太狡猾了 簡直比狐貍還要精 - I couldn't blame them. - No, that man's so crooked,he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
你最了解波爾達克了 You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
說說看他會干嗎 What do you think he's up to?
難道他想破壞世界石油儲備 If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
他們怎會盯上一家小煉油廠 why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
我會讓你有機會當面問他的 I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
你到底想如何進去 用噴射機 不用那么麻煩 How the heck are you going to get in there? A jet pack?It's in the shop.
等我消息 Wait for my signal.
尤里 Yuri.
什么東西 C4炸藥 - What's this? - C-4.
那邊完事之后 把這里炸成碎片 When we are done here, I want you to blow this place to smithereens.
接著 hold
你們兩個動作快點 時間不多了 Hurry up. I don't have all day. There is no overtime here.
又是你 鮑勃 Bob Ho.
我實在想跟你會會 但我不得不先走一步了 I would love to chat, but I gotta go.
在那 快快快 - Up there. Go, go, go, go. - Move it.
堅持住 我們來了 - Move. - Hold it. Stay where you are.
有意思 不錯的有氧運動 That was fun. A good aerobic workout.
有機會的話 應該再來一次 We should do this again sometime.
夠了 波爾達克 跟我們走 Okay, Poldark, let's go.
你看到波爾達克的表情沒 Did you see the look on Poldark's face, man?
謝謝各位 干得好 鮑勃 真難以置信 Brilliant work, Bob. Unbelievable.
真舍不得你走 你是我見過最優秀的特工 I really hate to see you go home. You're the best agent I've ever had.
喂 你把我當空氣了 Hey, you know I'm standing right here.
也許你該在這多待一段時間 Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
不用了 這是我最后一次任務 我要退休了 No. This was my last assignment. I'm retiring.
別告訴我你是為了吉莉安 - Don't tell me because of Gillian.
我想過正常人的生活了 我想結婚了 - I want a normal life. I want to get married.
兄弟 千萬別啊 Oh, heck, man. Don't get married.
你還不如找個能讓你恨的女人 把你的房子送給她 Just find some woman that you're going to hate in five years and give her your house.
這表留著（作紀念）吧 算是CIA對你的感謝 Keep the watch. A memento, compliments of the CIA.
吉莉安 住你隔壁的那個女的 So, Gillian? Is that the woman that lives next door to your cover house?
沒錯 他們常出去幽會 - Yeah, they've been stepping out.
我不會為一個女人放棄工作 - I could never give up this life for a woman.
我們可是特工 每個男孩都想當特工 We're spies, man.Every little boy wants to be a spy. It's the life.
回想一下,沒日沒夜窩在這狹小的空間里 All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this,
在工作車里肯冷面包 eating cold take-out food in the back of a surveillance van,
時刻準備挨子彈 getting shot at all the time,
學會怎樣在飛車里用瓶子尿尿 learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle.
你的選擇很明智 - You're doing the right thing.
棘手的事是 她的孩子不喜歡我 - Only problem is that her kids hate me.
是條漢子 You the man.
我們會想你的 祝君好運 Really gonna miss you, Ho. Good luck with those kids.
我能讓罪犯無路可退 還怕搞不定三個小鬼么 I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?
下來 貓咪 下來 貓咪 - Come on, Ringo, come on. - Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
別怕 快下來 - Ringo! - Don't worry. Come on. Come on.
快下來啊 - Come on. Right here. - Come on, Ringo.
大家好啊 Hi, kids.
我很抱歉昨夜突然離去 I'm sorry about running out last night.
沒事的 工作需要嘛 - It's all right. It's yourjob.
不 我覺得不禮貌 - No, it was rude.
我發誓 以后絕不會這樣了 I promise it will never happen again.
媽媽 貓咪怎么辦 Mom, what about Ringo?
什么辦法都試過了 只能等它自己下來了 We've tried everything, sweetheart. He'll come down when he's ready.
想看看我的新作品嗎 You want to see what I've been working on?
好啊 Sure.
貓咪 貓咪 來吧 別害怕 Ringo, Ringo! Come on, kitty. It's not that far.
拜托 拜托 貓咪 Please, please, please, Ringo.
拿好了 There you go.
你覺得如何 哇 - So, what do you think? - Well...
還沒完工呢 可惜今天沒空繼續弄了 It's a work-in-progress.Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
小貓咪爬到屋頂上 衛星接收器又壞了 Cat was on the roof, satellite's broken again.
我打了兩小時的電話都沒找到個修理工 I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here,
另外 昨晚的事一直在我腦海里徘徊 and I can't stop thinking about last night.
我們沒事吧 So, are we okay?
我能理解 I understand.
如果一個男人娶了你 他就等于娶了你們四個 If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
還有一頭豬 一只貓和一只龜 Don't forget the pig, the cat and the turtle.
我說 你真的喜歡嗎 So, do you really like it?
嚇死人了 It frightens me.
我覺得自己找到了這世上最后一個誠實的男人 Sometimes I think I found the last honest man left in the world.
我給你們做了餅干 I brought you all cookies.
怎么了 你真的要嫁給鮑勃 - Yes? - Is it true? You're going to marry Bob?
什么 鮑勃 冷靜點 - What? Whoa! Calm down.
你不能這么做 吉莉安 - You can't do this, Gillian.
他根本配不上你 You're, like, so far above him.
她的意思是鮑勃很無聊 是個怪人 What she means is he's boring. He's a geek.
他人很好 對我很好 He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
他只是個賣鋼筆的 他是個終結者 - He's a pen importer. - He's a cyborg.
你們不了解他 You all don't know him like I do.
其實他對世界 對我的作品都充滿熱情 He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
他喜歡談論歷史 科學和政治 He likes to talk about history, science and politics.
這對你來說不叫無聊么 I see what you mean about him not being boring.
你們所謂的無聊 在我眼里就是可靠 What you all call boring, I call dependable.
我就想找個這樣的丈夫 每天按時上班 For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time,
晚上準時回家 and who comes home every single night.
不會撒謊 不欺騙我 不會拋棄他的家庭 A man who doesn't lie, or cheat, or leave his family the first time some...
我自己的快樂也很重要 My happiness counts, too.
我討厭大人這些煽情的言論 I hate it when old people have feelings.
我們必須讓鮑勃消失 We gotta deep-six Bob.
怎么回事 - What's the story here?
押送波爾達克的囚車在郊區被襲 - They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town.
千萬別對我說他跑掉了 - Tell me he didn't get away.
沒跑掉才怪 He's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
就像事先設計好的一樣 I'm telling you, this whole thing was a setup.
他們知道他會經過那里 They knew he was coming.
你是說 我們有內奸 Are you saying there's a mole in the agency?
我只說波爾達克逃掉了 I'm not saying anything except he got away.
歡迎歸來 Welcome back.
Tat伊恩a
那里邊的生活 你簡直無法想象 Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there.
壓抑的黑暗 一年四季都要忍受失去自由的煎熬 The oppressive darkness and the torture of empty days stretching for years.
簡直就是地獄 - Prison is hell.
你才在里面待了4個小時 - You were in there for four hours.
歡迎儀式結束 Enough tearful reunion.
盡快拿出一套新方案 I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
兩天后再做一次測試 We'll run another test in two days.
我想換套裝束 務必要時尚一點的 I need a change of clothes. Something current and fashionable.
還要點吃的 務必要真正能吃的東西 And something to eat that does not come with a toy.
寶貝 我們在樓下嗑瓜子 Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs.
你來嗎 當然 - You want to join us? - Absolutely!
我是個窩囊廢 沒前途 'Cause I'm a loser and I have no life.
等下還要烤南瓜子呢 Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
來吧 全家人在一起多好 Come on. I want you to join the family.
可我更喜歡私人空間 And I want some privacy.
不許這么對我說話 - Don't get fresh with me.
我想怎么說就怎么說 - I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
法倫 我叫你下樓去 - Farren, I want you downstairs...
我絕不下去 你出去 No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now. Get out.
法倫 這是我的房子 你得聽我的 Farren, this is my house. You will listen to me.
我不是你的私人財產 滾出去 我說滾出去 吉莉安 You don't own me. Get out. I said, get out, Gillian. Get out!
5分鐘之內給我下來 Downstairs in five minutes.
我恨這房子 恨這家 滾出去 I hate this house. I hate this family. Get out!
Me spinach!
不會 她聽不見的 我在屋頂 No, she won't hear me. I'm on the roof.
似乎只有在這能讓我清靜些 It's like the only place I can get any privacy in this loony bin.
我不會讓吉莉安嫁給那個男的 I can't let Gillian marry this guy.
不是 不是因為這個 No, it's not that.
你說對了 他就像個機器人 可還不是關鍵（原因） I mean, you're right, he is a total drone,but that's not the issue.
關鍵是我爸回來了怎么辦 What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
他不會丟下我的 他一定會回來 He won't just leave me here alone. He'll be back.
要是吉莉安結婚之后又會如何 無可預見 And if she's married, what happens then? I don't know.
媽媽 伊恩在喂小豬豬吃豬肉 Mom, Ian's feeding Jethro bacon.
那不對 哪兒不對 - Okay, that's just wrong. - Why is it wrong?
喂 我是鮑勃 喂 和小鬼們處得怎樣 - Ho, Bob Ho. - Hey. So, how's it going with those kids?
我準備帶吉莉安和孩子們去野餐 I'm taking Gillian and the children on a picnic.
我要逼著小鬼們喜歡我 I'm going to force those kids to like me.
強迫他們 你還不如試著用手肘去撓撓自己的耳朵 Force them? You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow.
猜猜局里發生什么了 波爾達克逃走了 Guess what? Poldark escaped.
我已經退休了 是 我明白 - No longer my problem. - Yeah, I know,
但是我們找到了相關文件 像是進入某個站點的端口 but we recovered a file. It seems to be an entry portal to a website.
我們破譯不了 也許只有你能解開 We can't crack it. I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
如果能解開那最好不過 解不開也沒關系 Hey, if you can figure it out, great. If you can't, no harm, no foul.
那我盡力而為吧 把文件發到我電腦里 As a favor to you. Send it to my home computer.
早就發過去了 Already did.
哦 我一直在想 他們現在懷疑我們這可能有奸細 While I'm thinking about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
懷疑我 當然不會 - They suspect me? - No.
Gratz堅信你是業內最鋒利的鉤子了 You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
我不明白 什么意思 I have no idea what that means.
聽好了 兄弟 祝你野餐愉快 Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic.
破譯成功了記得通知我 先謝了 Just shoot me back when you check out that file. Thanks.
加密拼圖 研究研究 Puzzle encryption. Let's see what you've got.
到中午了 還沒 有個壞消息（要告訴你） - Is it noon already? - No. I have bad news.
我爸住院了 哦 太糟糕了 - My father is in the hospital. - That's terrible.
他去玩老年壘球 硬是滑到了三壘 He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
結果閃了腰 太糟糕了 - Now he's having his hip replaced. - That's terrible.
我要離開這里一段時間 去丹佛照顧老爸 I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
太好了 你說什么 - That's great. - What are you talking about?
我的意思是 我來照顧孩子們 Let me watch the kids.
這樣我們就能互相了解 It would give us a chance to get to know each other.
不會吧 鮑勃 你照顧他們 算了吧 No, Bob. You? Them? I don't know.
我姑姑會從外地過來 她很會帶孩子 My aunt's flying in from San Antonio. She's very good with the kids.
她以前在部隊里待過 - She was in the military.
吉莉安 這簡直是天賜良機 - Gillian, this could be just what we need.
你覺得你真的能頂住孩子們的壓力么 You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
開車接送（上學放學） 輔導作業 還有萬圣節 The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween.
要給他們做服裝 還得裝飾房子 Getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
沒問題 我最喜歡萬圣節了 No problem. Halloween is my favorite.
你放心 孩子們和我在一起 絕對沒問題 You have nothing to worry about. They will be perfectly safe with me.
我倒不是擔心他們（而擔心你） It's not them I'm worried about.
你不是認真的吧 難道沒別的選擇了 - You can't be serious. - Isn't there any other option?
孤兒院 管教所 Foster care? Juvenile hall?
我愛你們 Love you guys.
我會想你們的 因此拋棄了我們 - I'm going to miss you. - Yeah, as proven by this total abandonment.
你們不會有事的 我會帶禮物回來給你們的 You'll survive. I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
再見 我愛你 - Bye. - Bye. Love you.
再見 媽媽 - See you later. - Bye.
真是太令人興奮了 So, is this exciting, or what?
那好 我先去收拾點東西 馬上就搬過去 好嗎 Well, I'll just pack a few things, and we'll go to your house, okay?
吸塵器 我知道他剪了頭發 A Flowbee. I knew he cut his own hair.
DVD中一無所獲 Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
都是動作片還有喜劇片 Standard action movies, mainstream comedies,
沒有科幻片 沒有限制級影片 no sci-fi, and nothing above PG-13.
看那 他的電腦 讓咱瞧瞧 Hey, his computer. Let's check it out.
好主意 里面肯定有見不得人的東西 Good idea. There's got to be some dirt on there.
土包子一個 Fashion Armageddon.
我不會忘的 科爾頓 我會看那個文件的 I haven't forgotten, Colton. I will look at the file.
哦 有件更要緊的事（想請教） 萬圣節是干嗎的 But this is important. What is Halloween?
法倫 快來看看這是什么 Farren, do you realize what this is?
你居然會這么感興趣 讓我猜猜 是克林貢語么 It's got you all worked up. Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
我覺得跟鮑勃相比 你才更像個怪人 You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek.
是斯德哥爾摩GBH（樂隊組合） Stockholm GBH.
這是GBH在斯德哥爾摩的現場演出 Grievous Bodily Harm, live in Stockholm.
是有史以來被盜版最少的演唱會 This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
那為什么鮑勃會有呢 管他的 我要下載下來 - Why does Bob have it? - Who cares? I'm gonna download it.
有了這些東西 我就成超級粉絲了 This is my ticket to Coolsville.
這就是你們給我找來的裝束 This is what you bring me to wear?
是你自己說要時尚點的啊 You said you wanted current.
我現在看起來就像是街上的混混 I look like the Fresh Prince of Belarus.
派人出去重新弄套優雅點的衣裳 Send someone out to get me something elegant.
有什么問題 What is this program you found?
我正下載方案 I went on to download the formula
發現網絡被黑 and found the site being accessed by a third party.
要是方案被美國佬和中國人拿去了 If the United States or China has the formula,
他們肯定能找出對策 they can develop an antibody for it.
我追蹤了對方IP 但是加密了 I'm tracing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
要花點時間才能搞定 It will take me a while to track it down.
確定目標之后 Find whoever downloaded my formula.
將他抓來 然后呢 - Retrieve it. - And?
喀嚓掉 多謝 - Kill them. - Thank you.
你想怎么樣 我要殺了你 - What's up with you? - I'm gonna kill you.
什么 我才要殺了你呢 What? I'm gonna kill you.
別打我 別碰我 她打我 Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! She's hurting me!
嘿 住手 你們鬧什么 Hey, stop!
她在我房間里丟了個臭雞蛋 你胡說些什么 - What's going on here? - She threw a stink bomb in my room.What? That's so not true.
那你的意思是 我丟個臭雞蛋在自己房間里 So what, you're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room
就是為了要陷害你 悲哀 真是悲哀 just to get you in trouble? Sad. So sad.
法倫 你真令人失望 Farren, I'm very disappointed in you.
你倆該去睡覺了 You two should be in bed by now.
吉莉安說過 只要我們做完作業就可以一直玩到12點 Well, if we finish our homework in time, Gillian lets us stay up till midnight.
她還喜歡讓我們看動畫片 一直都是這樣的 She also likes us to watch Adult Swim. It's kind of a tradition.
這話連我自己都不信 I didn't really think this one through.
諾拉 快上床睡覺了 Nora, let's get ready for bed.
我不想睡覺 I don't want to go to bed.
哈哈 只有媽媽能幫我穿衣服 Only my mommy can dress me.
諾拉 Nora.
我來了 哈哈 嘿 別跑 我抓住你了 Here I come.Hey! Come back. I'll get you.
抓到你了 哈哈 Come back!
抓到你了 過來 來 I got you. No, come back!
諾拉 Nora.
來 穿上 諾拉 Come on. Nora.
只有媽媽能幫我穿衣服 好了 穿上 - Only my mommy can dress me. - Come on, Nora.
只有媽媽能幫我穿衣服 Only my mommy can dress me!Only mommy can dress me!
你媽媽能讓你這樣穿衣服嗎 睡覺 Can your mommy do that? Sleep.
出去 Get out!
喂 你還活著 太好了 - Hello? - You're alive. That's a good sign.
孩子們好嗎 大家都很好 （這對我而言）小菜一碟 - How are the kids? - We had a great night. Easy as pie.
真的 你真受得了他們 Really? You're with my kids, right?
鮑勃 前天吃晚飯時 Bob, the other night at dinner,
你本想跟我談談工作的事 可我打斷了你 you were gonna say something about yourjob, and I cut you off.
現在能說嗎 You want to tell me now?
呃 我可以等你回來再說 It can wait until you get back.
我也覺得這樣比較好 - I really think this was a good idea.
我相信最困難的 我們已經挺過去了 - I'm sure the worst is behind us.
稍等片刻就好 Just a second.
我來搞定 I got it.
起火了 Fire!
小失誤而已 別慌 Big mistake.
沒事的 燕麥粥煮好了 Everything will be fine. Oatmeal's ready.
我要坐前排 今天沒輪到你 - Shotgun. - It's not your day.
你媽準你穿成這樣去學校 You sure your mother lets you go to school like that?
當然了 Duh, Bob.
當然了 "Duh, Bob."
再見 祝你們愉快 - Bye. - Well, you guys have a nice day.
- Hi. - That is so cute.
好了 那么你每天都要干嗎 So what do you do all day?
什么也不干 我才4歲 Nothing. I'm four.
你說謊 對 你撒謊 - You're full of it. - Yeah, full of it.
我說真的 我昨天真的下載下來了 I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday.
要真是那樣 算你牛逼 Really? 'Cause if you really had, that'd be pretty cool.
拿來聽聽 - Yeah, pretty cool. - Let's hear it then.
你想震聾我們 簡直就是噪音 You trying to pop our ears? That's nothing but a bunch of static.
我不懂 我懂了 - I don't get it. - I get it.
你這個悲哀的書呆子兼小騙子 動手 You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar. Let's get him.
別 放我下來 放我下來 Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!
好啊 這就讓你下來 Okay, you asked for it.
我會讓我的律師起訴你們的 No! You guys are gonna hear from me and my lawyer.
你們每個人要付出代價的 You'll pay for this, each and every one of you.
來 再跟我說說萬圣節 So, tell me more about Halloween.
（萬圣節）那天最棒了 能拿到好多糖果 It's the best. You get candy.
大家都打扮成別人 沒人知道你到底是誰 Everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
這好像在哪聽過 Sounds familiar. Nora...Nora。
你想扮成什么 科學怪才 僵尸 So, what do you want to be? A Frankenstein? A zombie?
親愛的 你想扮成公主嗎 好 Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
Yes.
好吧 扮成公主 Okay, princess.
諾拉 （喜歡嗎 ） Nora?
哎 不是小精靈 是公主 公主 Not fairy. Princess. Princess.
公主 Princess.
這件呢 我要粉色的 粉色 Pink.
我的小公主 衣服太大了 - Princess. - It's too big.
太大了 等等 Too big? Okay.
諾拉 諾拉 Nora? Nora.
諾拉 Nora.
諾拉 Nora!
諾拉 對不起 對不起 Nora. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
諾拉!
諾拉 拜托 別再亂跑了 Nora. Please don't wander off again.
對不起 鮑勃 I'm sorry, Bob.
現在去結賬 Let's go pay for your costume.
喂 我是鮑勃 Yo, it's Ho.
知道了 馬上就到 Just hold him till I get there.
在我們正式開始談判之前 我要說 Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distressed condition
正是目前美國如此令人失望的教育制度 of the American public school system
讓我先是被人塞進垃圾箱 could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can,
接著又被吊起來做勻速圓周運動 and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action?
閣下到底是 Who exactly are you?
哦 我是他媽媽的 呃 呃 I'm his mother's...
鄰居 對 鄰居 - Neighbor. - Neighbor.
這幾天由我照看他們 I'm watching them for a few days.
先生 這不是伊恩第一次鬧事了 Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble.
他打架 撒謊 He gets in fights. He lies.
我沒撒謊 Hey, I don't lie.
你告訴過大家 會邀請Selena Gomez來參加舞會 You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
她的出場費有點問題 Her appearance fee was an obstacle.
你還說過 你在花花公子豪宅里過年 You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion.
用付費高清TV看的 感覺身臨其境 Hey, pay-per-view high-def. I felt like I was there.
聽著 說謊很危險 I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
鮑勃 你不就是個賣鋼筆的么 你怎么能 Bob, you sell pens. What do you...
操 這幾個雜毛 - Oh, no. That's them. - Who?
誰 就是他們把我丟進垃圾桶的 The future felons who put me in the trash can.
嘿 臭小子 因為你我們被留校檢討 對 全怪你 Hey, geek-boy, we got detention because of you.
你要為此付出代價 - Yeah, because of you. - You're gonna pay for that.
小朋友們 我們還不想惹麻煩 誰啊這是 你媽咪 - Gentlemen, we don't want trouble. - Who's this? Your mom?
放屁 他是我的保鏢 我花錢雇的 你們最好小心點 You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him. You better watch out.
真的假的 他開玩笑的 - That true? - No. He's joking.
我是他保姆 那你想怎樣 - I'm their babysitter. - What are you gonna do?
禮貌地請你們讓我們過去 Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
你把我面子都丟盡了 你干嗎不給點顏色看看 How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
你干嗎說我是你的保鏢 Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
也對 你長得就不像 You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch.
嘿 小妞 你好嗎 我叫伊恩 Hey. How you doing? I'm Ian.
你身材不錯嘛 想和我約會么 If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
至少你臉皮夠厚 我只想用另類的方式與她聊聊罷了 - At least you're not shy. - I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
任務完成 Mission accomplished.
過來 Come here.
你今天真漂亮 You look so pretty.
法倫 我不知道你練體操 Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
這很正常啊 你對我一無所知 Why would you? You don't know anything about me.
你每次來都是找吉莉安 根本不和我們說話 You come over to hang out with Gillian, and you never even talk to us.
來 我們走 Come on, let's go.
那女人說的有道理 The woman's got a point.
我搞不懂你到底派的什么人去買衣服 但我真想殺了他們 I don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes, but I want them killed.
你可以自己去買 有沒有搞錯 我現在是全國通緝犯 - You could go yourself. - I'm the most wanted man in America.
怎么可能大搖大擺地去逛商店 I cannot exactly browse the racks of JCPenneys.
再去給我弄套別的 要能展示我男性魅力的那種 Just give me something that will blend in. Something extremely American.
老大 試驗準備就緒 Sir, we are ready to run the test.
太完美了 Magnificent.
她的鞋肯定是塑料的 它們能吞噬一切石油制品 She must have plastic in her shoes. It will eat any petroleum product.
我們正在研究對策 We're working on that.
那些細菌怎么了 它們以石油為食 What happened to the bacteria?
石油耗盡 它們就消失 They live as long as they feed. Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
我的高跟鞋也消失了 Just like my Jimmy Choos.
進來 Come in.
今天的事 Listen, about today...
你該幫我的 現在我不得不面對 You could have stood up for me, you know. I have to face those guys.
那就面對啊 So face them.
除非你想今后一輩子 Unless you want to spend the rest of your life
都被別人丟進垃圾箱 with your head in the trash can.
多謝你的忠告 鮑勃 現在萬事大吉了 Thanks for the advice, Bob. All my problems are solved.
這是班上布置的作業 They assign this in middle school?
不是 個人愛好而已 No, that's my pleasure reading.
你是很聰明 You're smart.
有很多值得嘉獎的地方 干嗎要編故事 You have a lot going for you. Why do you make things up?
女孩子們可不會對天體物理學感興趣 Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
只要有材料 我能自己設計、制造并發射一枚火箭 Given the resources, I could design, build and launch a rocket
而且能讓它精確繞軌道運行 that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
但現實是 在學校里我連籃球都投不進 But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
我不希望你闖禍 I don't want you to get in trouble.
我們做個交易吧 I'll make you a deal.
只要你今后不再說謊 If you try to tell the truth from now on,
我就不把這事告訴你媽 I won't tell your mother about today.
真的 Really?
老兄 你太帥了 Dude, that's almost cool.
是在夸我這個賣鋼筆的嗎 You mean for a guy who sells pens?
好了 孩子們 該睡覺了 Come on, kids, time for bed.
來 再來一勺 Come on, one more spoonful.
接下來這首歌 是我小時候在中國學的 This one I learned it in China when I was young.
是我 幫我個忙 It's me. I need your help.
我忽悠他們半天 才把這些家什搞到手 I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
你怎么說的 What did you tell them?
我說要去找罪犯藏匿的核武器 我的娘 膽子夠大 Well, let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by dawn,
你要這些做什么 I'm in trouble. What do you need all this for?
讓小鬼們好好上學 To get the kids ready for school.
我媽以前被派到國外執勤 Well, it's like my mom always used to say when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
她常說 當特工容易 做父母難 祝你好運 She'd say, "Spying is easy. Parenting is hard." Good luck.
盡管放馬過來 Bring it on.
法倫 你一大早都耗在里邊 Farren, you've been in there all morning! Let me in!
讓我進去 法倫 讓我進去 Farren, let me in.
法倫 你一大早都耗在里邊 讓我進去 法倫 Farren, you've been in there all morning! Let me in!
法倫. Farren
喂 該輪到我了 Hey!I guess it's my turn.
法倫 請換條長點的裙子 And, Farren, please put on a longer skirt.
要開戰了 This means war.
諾拉 Nora.
諾拉 要跟著鮑勃 Stay with Bob.
他人呢 一定是躲起來了 想騙我們去開門 - Where is he? - Hiding.He's probably going to trick us into opening the door.
誰能幫我拿一下 Help me put this away?
伊恩 你知道規矩的 Ian. You know the rules.
不準帶汽水上樓喝 No soda upstairs.
不會吧 你居然會（知道） What? How did you...
早餐完成 Breakfast is served.
我的天 Wow!
諾拉 該睡覺了 Nora, time for bed.
晚安 Night-night.
明天要上學 該睡覺了 It's a school night. You should be asleep.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
大概是直覺 Call it a hunch.
為什么你直接稱呼你媽媽的名字吉莉安 Why do you call your mother Gillian instead of Mom?
她不是我媽 She's not my mom.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我爸以前結過婚 My father was married before,
我媽很早就去世了 and my real mom died when I was little.
吉莉安是我繼母 Gillian is just my stepmother.
伊恩 諾拉和我是同父異母 And Ian and Nora are just my half brother and sister.
我在這家里就像個怪胎 I'm like the freak of the family.
你爸拋棄了你 你一定很傷心 It must have hurt your feelings when he left.
他會回來找我的 He'll be back for me.
他雖不是最好的老爸 I know he's not the greatest dad in the world,
可他愛我 他絕不會不管我的 but he loves me, and he's not going to leave me here alone.
無論如何 Anyway,
以后別爬到屋頂上 這太危險了 you should not climb the roof like this. It's not safe.
請別這樣對我說 Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
只有在這 我才能徹底放松 It's like the only place I can chill.
要不改天我在這為你修道欄桿 Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
你想討好我 讓我喜歡你 Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
我只想保證你的安全 I just want you to be safe.
我能和你一起放松么 Mind if I chill with you?
那是你的自由 It's a free country.
看那顆星星 Look at the star.
好消息 找到目標了 Good news. We got an address.
漂亮 現在去把數據拿回來 Good. Take some men. Get that download back.
塔蒂阿娜 Tatiana.
別留下活口 No survivors.
嘿 老大 喜歡嗎 Hey, boss. You like?
不喜歡 No like?
想聽聽我的流行建議嗎 May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
女人們可不喜歡你這樣的穿著 頭發弄亂點 Women don't like the shirt tucked in. Mess up your hair.
你也懂時髦 不懂 可我懂女人 - You know about fashion? - No, but I know women.
你要這樣穿才酷 電影里都這樣 Wear it like this. It's cool, I saw it in a movie.
什么電影 《八爪女》 現在不是1985年 What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.
我差點忘了 什么東西 - I almost forgot. - What's this?
Iggy Pop和David Bowie的上海演唱會 什么 - Iggy Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai. - What?
這是世上有史以來最難找到的演唱會 This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
我相信全校沒人有這個 I guarantee no one else in the school district has it.
你特意幫我下載的 別擔心 我付過錢了 - You downloaded this for me? - Don't worry, I paid for it.
你怎么知道這個 很簡單 我也是粉絲 - How'd you even know about it? - Easy. I was there.
鮑勃 你開得也太猛了 我們早到了半小時 Bob, you're getting too efficient. We're half an hour early.
雕蟲小技而已 You're welcome.
過得開心點 Have a great day.
酷斃了 Aaron 多謝 我叫伊恩 - Hey, cool look, Aaron. - Thanks. It's Ian.
無所謂了 Whatever.
祝你愉快 Have a great day.
聽好了 別以為在屋頂聊過幾句我們就是朋友了 Look, the talk on the roof the other night doesn't mean we're friends.
別介啊 God forbid.
是 老大 家里沒人 We're here. There is nobody around.
找到電腦了 不過文件被轉移到外存儲器里了 I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
現在還找不到 I can't find that.
操 我知道誰住這里了 I think I just figured out who lives here.
是鮑勃 Agent Ho.
喂 別這么虐待手機嘛 Antosha - Hello. - You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
我早說過 如果被CIA或者是中國人拿到方案就麻煩了 I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it.
而鮑勃正是 去找他 記住 我要活的 But he's both. Find him, but keep him alive.
我要知道還有誰看過這個 I need to know who else he's shown this to.
都過來 快點 所有人 過來 Listen up. Now. Everyone in here.
我們必須找到中國特工鮑勃 We must locate Chinese Intelligence agent, Bob Ho.
他是這行里最狡猾的 你們很難輕易抓到 He is very tricky. The best at what he does. He won't be easy to find.
Creel小姐 別打斷我 - Ms. Creel. - Not now.
想象下你們是中國人 受過嚴格訓練 現在想躲起來 Imagine you are Chinese, highly trained, and you want to disappear.
他背著一捆繩子往上爬 I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope.
得了吧 他又不是原始社會的 再想想 Okay, he's not Conan the Barbarian. Good try, though.
不是 我看見他了 就在那 No, I see him. There.
快上 Go. Go!
把他搖下來 別傷了他 我們要活口 Don't kill him yet. We need information.
加油 鮑勃 加油加油 Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go!
到這來 小寶貝 到這兒來 Come here, sweetheart. Get back here.
快放手呀 Let go!
我們要去哪 先放手 - Get the bad lady, Bob. - Let go!
能帶著龜龜嗎 不能 - Can you hold my turtle? - Not now.
加油 鮑勃 Yay, Bob!
懊 That's it.
你要付出代價 You will pay for that,
美國小公主 鮑勃 救我 - little American princess. - Bob, help!
再來 再來 再來啊 Again, again, again.
快走 Okay.
我們還沒下課 管他的 出來就是爽 - Why did you pull us out of school? - Who cares? We're out.
你干嗎坐前排 今天輪到我了 Why are you in the front seat anyway? It's my day.
才不是 今天是我 你說謊 小騙子 - No, it isn't. It's my day. - No, it's not your day. You're the liar.
是我 是我 應該輪到我 你撒謊 沒有沒有 我沒說謊 - No, today is my day. - No, today is my day.
別鬧了 我餓了 - You're a liar. - No. No. No.- All right, quiet! - I'm still hungry.
這好像沒有炸雞店啊 It doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here.
你們先進去 我打個電話 Wait inside. I have to make a call.
這里是螢火蟲 請講 我是鮑勃 請求支援 - This is Firefly. - This is Bob Ho. I need help.
我大學里的成績很好 在班上名列前茅 Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
我不是那種喜歡吹牛的人 不過 I'm top of the class. I don't like to brag, but, you know.
鮑勃 這是拉里 你好 先生 - Bob, this is Larry. - Pleased to meet you, sir.
我們去吃飯 他在上大學 - Let's get some food. - He goes to the university.
他還是個詩人 帥不帥 He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
帥呆了 酷斃了 酷的嚇死人了 It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's the bomb.
我們走 - Let's go. - Hey!
太沒面子了 How embarrassing.
好多人第一次見我都不喜歡我 You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
但拉里卻例外 But Larry did.
我送你兩個字 拉里 十三吶 I have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.
我要尿尿 I have to go.
好吧 諾拉 走 你倆坐著別亂動 All right, Nora. Come on. You two stay at the table.
別別 我不能進去（女衛生間） No, no, no.I can't go in there.
男人真臟 Boys are pigs.
小心點 Careful.
那獅子撲到我身上 我三兩下就將它拿下 And the lion jumped on me, and I killed him with my bare hands,
救了上校的命 and I saved the colonel's life.
太勇猛了 謝謝夸獎 - You're brave. - Thanks.
你信嗎 鮑勃 全餐廳的人都讓拉里坐這兒 太巧了 How about this, Bob? The whole restaurant and the waitress sat Larry here.
好像命中注定 - Isn't it great? - It's like it's fate or something.
先生 我們只是隨便聊聊 Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
嘿 諾拉 你是誰啊 - Hey, Nora. Knock, knock. - Who's there?
我要逮捕你 “我要逮捕你”是誰 - Irish stew. - Irish stew who?
我要以法律的名義逮捕你 Irish stew in the name of the law.
拉里跟我說了好多大學里的事 聽起來好好啊 Larry was telling me all about the university. It sounds great.
有機會的話我帶你去參觀 除非太陽從西邊出來 - I'd be glad to give you a tour sometime. - When pigs fly.
你沒資格說我 你又不是我爸 It's not up to you. You're not my dad.
對 但我堅信你老媽也絕不會同意 No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
只是去參觀一下下 It's just a tour, Bob.
又不是約會什么的 It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
對不對 Are you?
是啊 這只是個友好的邀請 No, it's just a friendly offer.
就算是個約會 你也阻止不了我去 Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
你學什么專業的 拉里 - What's your major, Larry? - English Lit.
英國文學 能遞醬油給我嗎 Would you pass the soy sauce?
我有不錯的語言文學背景 That way I get a background in the classics.
謝謝 不客氣 （此處說的是俄語）
你說的是俄語 拉里 （俄語???????表示謝謝） - You speak Russian, Larry? - What's going on?
怎么回事 （俄語??????????表示不客氣）
很疼吧 你會比我更有體會 - This is going to be painful. - You're right about that.
快走 Go, go, go.
也許你可以創作一首關于此時的詩歌 Maybe you'll write a poem about this.
再會了 拉里 Goodbye, Larry.
我坦白 那小子對我而言是老了點 Fine. He's too old for me.
鮑勃 我不想做公主了 我要做終結者 Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore. I want to be a cyborg.
他怎么這么快就找到我們 真是怪事 How did he find us so fast? It doesn't make sense.
鮑勃 怎么了 安靜 我在分析 - Bob, what's going on? - Please quiet, I'm trying to think.
你是什么意思 What do you mean, you're trying to think?
你剛把一個人扔出了窗外 他是誰... - You just threw a man out the window... - Who is he? What is...
好了 別鬧了 聽我說 All right, all right, fine. Fine.
其實我是中國國際刑警 目前為CIA工作 I am international spy, on loan to the CIA from the Chinese Intelligence Service.
有人想宰了我 那個拉里是個俄國間諜 明白 Someone wants me dead, and "Larry" was a Russian operative, okay?
是嗎 真會編故事 Fine. Don't tell us.
你真是酷的不行了 Cool.
他怎么一個人來了 Why would he come alone?
待著別動 Stay here.
孩子們呢 在屋里 - Where are the kids? - Inside.
我們必須先確保孩子們的安全 這最重要 Nothing else matters until these kids are safe. Nothing.
那是 科爾頓已經照你的要求安排好了安全室 Of course. Colton set up that safe house for them like you requested.
文件帶來沒 什么文件 - Hey, got that file on you? - What file?
科爾頓發個你的秘密文件啊 你下載過 The one Colton linked you to, from Poldark's computer, your download.
我沒下過 我甚至都還沒破譯 I didn't download it. I never even got it open.
別裝了 鮑勃 這是機密文件 快拿給我 Don't BS me, Bob. It's classified material. I need all copies.
為何你覺得是我下載了呢 Why would you think I downloaded it?
除非有誰告訴你 而那個人想將其收回去 Unless someone told you I had, someone who wanted it back.
我不想費口舌了 鮑勃 Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
拿文件給我 Give me the file.
你是正規特工 為何要這樣做 You're a career officer. Why do this?
我也想退休 我們都為了愛 I want out. Same as you. We're both leaving for love.
只不過我愛的是鈔票 而波爾達克愿意與我合作 拿文件來 Only I love money and Anton Poldark is match. Com. The file.
慢著 我自己來 Wait. Take it easy.
深藏不露啊 小龜龜 Good work.
我想說 你是我媽有史以來約會過的最牛逼的男人 Can I just say, you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated.
至少現在我知道那個拉里是如何找到我們的了 At least now I know how that kid Larry found us so fast.
嗯 這塊表 - How? - The watch.
Glaze當初給我戴這表 里面肯定有跟蹤器 Glaze told me to keep the watch. It must have a tracking device.
我靠 你真是特工啊 吉莉安知道了會氣死的 - Wow. You really are a spy. - Gillian is totally going to freak.
現在有什么計劃 What are you doing?
這些石頭含有鐵質成分 能屏蔽信號 給我表 There's iron in these rocks. It will hide the signal. Watch, please.
要是我把這事告訴學校里的人 You realize if I told anyone at school this story,
他們會以撒謊為由罰我一年的 肯定會 I'd get detention for a year for lying.
喂 喂 老兄 你在哪啊 - Yes. - Hey, partner. Where're you at?
問這干嗎 我想收回上次發給你的文件 - Why do you ask? - I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
就是請你破譯的那個 You know, the one I wanted you to open for me.
鮑勃 你在聽么 Bob, you there?
科爾頓 沒想到你和波爾達克穿一條褲子 Colton, I never thought you would have sold out to Poldark.
你發什么神經 這是誤會 我們見面談談 Hey, that's crazy, man. Something's wrong. We need to get together and talk.
做夢 鮑勃 - Nice try. - Bob? Bob?
我們在這很安全 我保證 這就是你的計劃 藏在旅館里 - We'll be safe here. I promise. - This is your plan? Hide out in a hotel?
看來這里似乎也沒有炸雞店 真沒勁 Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here, either.
太爽了 我們能叫客房服務嗎 This is awesome. Can we order room service?
你有毛病嗎 我要回家 不行 - Are you crazy? I'm going home. - No.
和我在一塊才最安全 這就安全了 - The only place you're safe is with me. - Safe with you?
那么多人想殺你 我清楚 夠刺激 - Everybody's trying to kill you. - I know. Isn't it cool?
喂 鮑勃 如果你想和我媽結婚 我會親手幫你寫請柬的 Hey, Bob, if you want to marry my mom, I'll personally write the invitations.
我愛你 鮑勃 Love you, Bob.
現實點吧 鮑勃 Be realistic, Bob.
喂 喂 吉莉安 - Hello. - Hi, Gillian.
嘿 親愛的 Hi, sweetheart.
外公剛睡著 我正想給你們打電話呢 Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep. I was gonna call you guys.
我得給你說件事 I have to tell you something.
我知道這會讓你傷心 但又必須告訴你 I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
你沒事吧 我很好 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
是關于鮑勃的 他怎么了 - It's about Bob. - What about him?
他不是你想象的那種（普通）人 他是個中國特工 He's not who you think he is. He's a spy, a Chinese spy.
且相當危險 恐怖分子都在追殺他 CIA也在找他 而且 And these terrorists are trying to kill him, and now the CIA's after him, too, and they...
法倫 我知道你不喜歡鮑勃 Farren, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
我以為只有伊恩才會編這樣的故事 沒想到是你 I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
什么 不對 這是事實 What? No, it's true.
他會害我們都被殺的 你絲毫不在乎我們么 He's going to get us all killed. Don't you even care?
法倫 交談到此結束 讓鮑勃接電話 Farren, this conversation is over. Put Bob on.
你好 吉莉安 鮑勃 真抱歉 我不清楚她是怎么回事 Hi, Gillian.Bob, I am so sorry. I don't know what's gotten into her.
這是真的 什么 - It's true. - What is?
她剛才說的都是真的 Everything she said is all true.
你別開玩笑 這可不是鬧著玩的 Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
孩子們很安全 我保證 The kids are safe, I promise.
你一回來就把他們交給你 I'll give them to you as soon as you get back.
難道你想讓我以為 我把孩子們交給了個瘋子照看 You're either telling me the truth or I've left my kids with a nut job.
那就這樣 你快來接走他們 Either way, you should come and get them.
我說 除了那塊表 你還有別的裝備嗎 So, you got any other cool spy stuff, besides the watch?
別亂摸 很鋒利的 Don't touch. It's very sharp.
牛 還有沒有 Cool. What else?
夠拽 Cool.
抱歉 先生 Sorry, mister.
去機場 越快越好 Airport. Step on it.
鮑勃 你睡了嗎 能睡得著么 - Bob? Are you awake? - Are you kidding?
他一直都這樣打呼嚕的 - Does he always snore like that?
你在隔壁沒聽見過 我一直以為是那頭小豬呢 - Can't you hear him next door?I always thought it was the pig.
你和吉莉安沒戲了 對嗎 It's over with you and Gillian, isn't it?
對 法倫 是沒戲了 Yes, Farren, it's over.
你贏了 - You win.
為何我感覺不到勝利的喜悅呢 - Then why don't I feel like I won?
你要是真愛她 就不會輕易放棄 If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
就是因為我愛她 也愛你們三個 所以才要放棄 It's because I love her and the three of you that I have to walk away.
你們的安全才最重要 It's more important that you're safe.
原以為過去的生活不會影響到當下 看來我錯了 I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
想開點 或許這還不是件壞事 Be glad. You're lucky you're not joining this family.
你不用生活在完全不屬于你的環境里了 You've no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong.
別那么肯定 我是個孤兒 Don't be so sure. I was an orphan.
我是在孤兒院長大的 不知道父母是誰 可我有家 I was raised in a group home. I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
那里有群兄弟姐妹同我在一起 I had dozens of brothers and sisters there.
我和他們沒有任何血緣關系 可我愛他們 And I wasn't related to any of them, but I loved them all.
（有時）家人并非與你有血緣關系 Family isn't whose blood you carry.
只要你愛他們 他們也愛你 It's who you love and who loves you.
- 吉莉安! - Mom!
吉莉安 對此事我很抱歉 Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything.
對我說實話 你真是特工 Tell me the truth. Are you really a spy?
對 我是 我那天晚上本想告訴你 但沒說成 Yes, I am. I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
這不重要 你將我孩子置于危險境地 I don't care. You put my children in danger.
你走吧 Just go.
我們何時能再相見 鮑勃 Bob, when are we going to see you again?
沒這可能 You're not.
請你別走 你走了誰唱中國歌給我聽 Please don't go away. Who's gonna sing me China songs?
你們不會有危險 我保證 離我孩子遠點 - You'll be safe. I promise. - Stay away from my children.
親愛的媽媽 對不起 我不能繼續坐視不管了 Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
命中注定 我要成為像鮑勃那樣的特工 My destiny is to be a spy, like Bob.
我要追隨他一起 你兒伊恩敬上 I am going with him. Best wishes, your son, Ian.
信號又回來了 會找到他的 Ho's signal just popped back up. We got him.
出發 Let's roll.
鮑勃 鮑勃 Bob! Bob!
你忘了表 Ian？！- Ian. - You left your watch.
你到這來搗什么亂 快走 What are you doing here? Let's go.
為什么 我才剛過來 What do you mean? We just got here.
鮑勃 真是太巧了 都給我捆起來 Bob Ho. What a coincidence. Tie them up.
你究竟來這干嗎 - What are you doing here, Ian? - I'm coming with you.
我來找你 我也想當特工 I want to be a spy, too.
這就是那個雜毛 他的穿著實在沒什么品位 Is this the bad guy? I thought he'd be better dressed.
你怎么找到我的 - How did you find me? - I found one of your tracking devices
我偷了你的跟蹤器 和你擁抱告別時放進你口袋了 and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
我好感動 多謝 - I'm impressed. - Thanks.
我們能進入正題么 我難道沒跟你說過我已經退休了 - Can we go back to business? - Would it help to mention I'm retired?
退休的人去下載機密文件做什么 Retired men don't download secrets.
我從未下載過任何東西 他撒謊 - I never downloaded anything. - He's lying.
你愿信誰 信我 還是信這個賣國賊 Who are you going to believe? Me or the traitor?
某些人似乎很頑皮嘛 Someone has been a very naughty boy.
到處都裝了攝像頭和竊聽器 He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
不賴啊 給我們照幾張 Good plan, filming us together.
你怎么能背叛自己的祖國 很簡單 - How could you turn against your country? - It's simple.
我要做個億萬富翁 I'm gonna be a billionaire.
你沒下載的那個文件其實是一種繁殖細菌混合物的方案 That file that you didn't download? It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.
那東西喜歡吞噬石油 This stuff literally eats oil.
想象一下 一夜之間全球的石油儲備統統耗盡 Can you imagine?Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
除了你們俄國（不受影響） 那時候我們就發了 對吧伙計 All except for Russia's. It'll be priceless, right, comrade?
你是如何慫恿科爾頓干這事的 How did you get Colt to go along with you?
科爾頓 那個呆子懂個屁 Colt? That hillbilly's not part of this.
不過是笨驢一頭 He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
他甚至還相信摔角是玩真的呢 He still thinks wrestling is real.
放了那孩子 他與此事無關 Let the boy go. He has nothing to do with this.
這位多嘴先生竟將我們的整個計劃和盤托出 Mr. Chit-Chat just laid out our whole plan.
自然不能讓這小不點走掉了 We cannot let him go.
他會透露出去的 沒人會信他的鬼話 - He will tell. - Trust me, no one would believe him.
完全正確 He's right about that.
老大 看我搞到什么了 Hey, boss. Look at what I found sneaking around outside.
嘿 別來無恙啊 Farren？- Farren? - Hi, everybody.
熱烈歡迎 請上座 Please, have a seat.
搞什么鬼 This can't be happening.
波爾達克 放了孩子們 我帶你去找那個GBH文件 Poldark, let the children go and I will find this GBH file for you.
GBH 斯德哥爾摩GBH GBH? Like, Stockholm GBH?
你怎么知道這個 - How do you know that?
搞錯沒 開什么玩笑 - No freaking way.
這難道都是因為他下載了個盜版演唱會（所惹的禍） You're telling me all of this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
你打開看了 You did what?
你下載了 You downloaded it?
我倒 你們打擊盜版的意識也太強了吧 Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
你偷看了我的電腦（數據） 那是我的隱私 You were messing with my computer? That's private.
我只想讓自己酷一點 I just wanted to seem cool.
多此一舉 你已經很牛了 You don't need to. You are cool.
你是我認識的小孩里最帥的 真的 我都不好意思了 - You're one of the coolest kids I know. - Really? Thanks.
居然當我是空氣 這可不是玩具槍 Hey, over here. Man with a gun.
等等 你才認識幾個小孩哦 Wait a minute. I am one of the only kids you know.
文件在哪 在我的iPod里 - Where is the file? - It's on my iPod, on my desk at home.
聽好了 伊恩 要想當好特工 千萬不能對敵人說實話 Now, see, you want to be a spy. Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
抱歉 我才出道沒多久 Sorry, I'm new at this.
塔蒂阿娜 派人到他家里找那個iPod Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house and find the iPod.
要是有人在家怎么找 What if the family is home?
自從你染了黃頭發 你智商... 若有人就格殺勿論 Ever since you dyed your hair blonde... Kill them.
不要 快 去找iPod 速度快點 走啊 - No, don't! - Go, bring me that iPod.Come on, go. Go.
至于你們嘛 Now, as for you...
帥呆了 Awesome!
法倫 走 Farren, let's go.
這次我坐前排 我來調收音機 - I call dibs on the front. - Then I pick the radio station.
弄好了嗎 Okay. Ready?
好 先等一下 Okay, hold on.
哪位 吉莉安 你聽我說 - Hello? - Gillian, listen to me.
沒什么好說的 鮑勃 Goodbye, Bob.
吉莉安 等等 千萬別掛 Gillian, wait. Don't hang up.
坐穩了 我們要趕在他們前頭 Hang on. We've got to get there before they do.
你們局里頭還有可以信賴的人嗎 我們需要支援 Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust? Someone you can call?
有是有 但那女的拆了我的攝像頭 我現在沒證據 Sure, but they tore out my cameras. I have no proof of anything.
你不早說 為了以防萬一 我早用手機偷錄了剛才的談話 Except that, as it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone.
看不出來啊 小呆瓜 Way to go, dork.
科爾頓 你什么都別問 我要放點東西給你聽 Colt... Just listen. I'm going to play you something.
你沒下載的那個文件其實是一種繁殖細菌混合物的方案 That file that you didn't download? It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.
那東西喜歡吞噬石油 This stuff literally eats oil.
搞什么名堂 What is this?
萬圣節吶 - It's Halloween.
萬圣節快樂 鮑勃 - Happy Halloween. - Bob!
你們怎么在這兒 我還以為你們在樓上 What are you all doing? I thought you were upstairs.
大家快進去 快 鮑勃 我們得談談 - Everybody inside. - Bob, we need to talk.
老媽 這可不是鬧著玩 聽他的沒錯 Mom, this isn't a joke. Do whatever he says.
拿好你的iPod IPod 誰給我解釋清楚 他們來了 - Get your iPod. - His iPod?- I demand an explanation. - They're coming.
誰 俄國人 - Who? - The Russians.
俄國人 Russians.
他們就在外面 快到了 I saw them outside. They're coming.
他們究竟是誰 吉莉安 是俄國殺手 - Russians? - Yes, Gillian, Russians.
要殺我們 Let's try and keep up.
沒時間了 大家快上樓 聽見沒 It's too late. Everybody upstairs. Understand me?
千萬別下來 Stay there.
我的裝備跑哪去了 Where's my stuff?
快 拿著 - Here, take some of this stuff. - What is all this?
什么東西 間諜專用裝備 Protection.
你怎么會有打火機 不準玩火 Why do you have a lighter? I don't want you playing with fire.
好吧 下不為例 快走 Okay, maybe just this once. Let's go.
不歡迎 咱硬闖 Trick or treat.
趕快 關門 快關門 好啦 Hurry. Close it. Close it quick. Okay.
我忘拿小龜龜了 諾拉 諾拉 - I forgot Chuckle. - Nora! Nora!
你這是什么造型 What are you supposed to be?
終結者 從未來世界來的 我要把你炸飛 A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away.
媽媽 他真會飛呀 Mommy, that man can fly.
難以置信 這都拜你所賜 孩子們有危險 I can't believe you did this to my family, endangered my kids.
我不是有意的 我愛孩子們 I didn't mean to. I love your kids.
我想娶你 還有他們 I want to marry you, all four of you.
我也想和你結婚 And I wanted to marry you.
不過我們的結婚禮物需請排雷專家來打開 But our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad.
好了 鮑勃 游戲結束 All right, Ho. Enough games.
我本以為終于找到一個正常人了 一個可以和我…… I finally found a normal guy, I thought, someone who likes to...
能不能過會兒再談 Can we talk about this later?
怎么只是皮帶 上 - He switched belts. - Get him.
iPod給我 Give me the iPod, kid.
上 給這小廝一點顏色看看 爽 - Come on, let's TP the little geek's house. - Yeah, TP.
嘿 哥們 Hey, guys.
我正忙 不聊了 Gotta go.
咋倆還是去惹別的小鬼吧 Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from little kids.
對 至少比他小得多的（小孩） Yeah, real little kids.
好玩么 你好嗎 拉里 - This is going to be fun. - Hey, Larry. Knock, knock.
寶貝們 快進去 鎖上門 Come on, guys, get in the room and lock the door. Hurry. Lock it.
我以法律的名義逮捕你 Irish stew in the name of the law.
真抱歉 你退休才沒幾天呀 鮑勃 Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
你可以殺了我 但要放他們走 他們知道的太多 - You can kill me. Let the family go. - I can't. They've seen too much.
不過我可以先成全你 But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
別以為這能改變現狀 Don't think this changes anything.
全都別動 - Everybody freeze! - It's okay.
別慌 是自己人 They're the good guys.
你這個雜種 起來 跟我走 You stinking lowlife. Come on. Let's go.
媽媽 Mom!
嘿 誰導的這出戲 Hey, loosen these things up.
哦 對不住了 看我干嗎 手銬太緊了 I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight?
我一無所知 我本來就是頭蠢驢 I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
你們沒事吧 皮外傷而已 - Everybody okay? - Bumps and bruises.
伊恩 這是局里的老大 Ian, this really is the good guy.
小家伙 這是什么 Hey, what you got there, son?
干得不賴 還偷錄了談話 Nice work recording that conversation, partner.
看來這小鬼是塊當特工的料 This young man might make a heck of a spy someday.
我要等多久才能換回那套橘紅色的囚衣 How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?
對不起 我誤會你了 I'm sorry I suspected you.
不是你的錯 Don't worry about it, old buddy.
人非圣賢 Chalk it up to the language barrier.
謝謝諒解 Thank you.
實在抱歉連累了你們 I'm sorry I put you through all this.
后會有期 吉莉安 Goodbye, Gillian.
再見 寶貝們 Goodbye, kids.
鮑勃 Bob.
我會想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
我也會 I'll miss you, too.
等等 Wait.
他是騙過我們 可這是為了保護我們 I know he lied, but he did it to protect us.
這些日子他一直努力保護我們 This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom.
媽媽 And, Mom,
你再也找不到像鮑勃這樣的好男人了 you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.
永遠（找不到了） Never.
我向來不敢與她茍同 I never thought I'd say this,
但是 這回他說得有理 but I agree with Farren.
你也想發表什么言論么 I suppose you have something to say, too.
我要鮑勃做我的爸爸 I want Bob to be my daddy.
吉莉安 你愿意接受鮑勃成為你的合法丈夫嗎 Do you, Gillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
我愿意 I do.
那么鮑勃 你愿意接受吉莉安成為你的合法妻子嗎 And do you, Bob, take Gillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?
吉莉安 Gillian.
我還有件事要對你說 There's one more thing I have to tell you.
我的真名其實不叫鮑勃 My name really isn't Bob.
沒關系的 That's okay.
我愿意 I do.
我宣布你們成為夫妻 你可以吻新娘了 I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.