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妈妈 小猪猪咬我的内裤 Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear!
出来啊 小猪猪 猪猪 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy. Jethro.
妈妈 别听法伦的谬论 Mom, before she starts,
她没有丝毫证据可以证明她的控诉 there isn't a shred of evidence to support her allegations.
吉莉安 你儿子发什么神经 - Gillian, your son is a psycho.
他在我电吹风上做了什么手脚 - He booby-trapped my hair dryer.
假设成立 但也证明不了什么 - Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it.
好哇 但我可以扁你 - Yeah, but I can hurt you.
妈妈 妈妈 她赶紧该吃点药了 - Mom! Mom! She needs to be medicated.
好了 小猪猪 过来 - Come on, Jethro. - Come here.
哼 我讨厌这个家 过来 I hate this family. Come here.
猪猪 不许你以后再这样了 Jethro, you're getting a time out.
快点啦 孩子们 Come on, guys.
（拿上你的）书包 Backpack.
嗯 怎么了 这是时尚（装扮） - What? It's in style.
这打扮不适合你 去换条牛仔裤 - It's inappropriate. Go put on some jeans.
把口香糖也吐掉 And spit out the gum.
乖乖 你想穿什么颜色的 So, what color do you want to wear today?
红的 蓝的 紫的 Red? Blue? Purple?
粉的 妈妈 粉的 Pink, Momma, pink.
法伦 又要干嘛 你让我穿的这个 - Farren. - What? You said jeans.
那也得像个样子吧 I meant in your size.
快点 孩子们 我们要迟到了 拿着 Come on, guys. Come on. We don't want to be late. There you go.
快点 乖乖 Come on, sweetie.
不 走开 - No! - Get out!
别闹了 No fighting.
我来（帮你） 早上好 Allow me.- Hi. - Hi.
晚上约会没问题吧 我会准时的 - Are we still on for dinner? - I'll be there.
狗仔队正盯着（我们） We have an audience.
哎 我想吐 他本来就垃圾 - Yuck. I'm going to vomit. - He is such a loser.
我喜欢鲍勃 他很好啊 I like Bob. He's nice.
他不就是个卖钢笔的么 啥呆瓜一个 He's a boring pen importer. He does the same routine every day.
像机器人 他本来就是机器人 - He's like a robot. - That's 'cause he is a robot.
是终结者 他们终结者想毁灭我们人类 A cyborg, sent from the future, to destroy humanity.
想先拿我们几个开刀 Starting with us.
都三个月了 纪念日快乐 Well, it's been three months. Happy anniversary.
怎么了 What is it?
我想跟你谈谈我的工作问题 I have to tell you about my job.
（如果听过之后）你可能会害怕 This might shock you,
可在我们进一步发展之前 你有必要知道（这些） but you should know everything before this relationship goes further.
不用 鲍勃 为何 - Don't, Bob. - What?
和你在一起我很开心 I'm very happy when I'm with you.
从没有人能像你一样让我快乐 No one has ever made me laugh like you do,
要是我只是一个人 我们肯定会有美好的未来 and if I were a single woman, I could see a real future for us.
可是 我还有帮小不点 But I'm a package deal.
你的意思是 What do you mean?
对我而言 孩子们应摆在首位 该怎样说才好呢 My kids are my priority and... How can I put this gently?
（你是指）他们不喜欢我 或许吧 - They hate me. - Yeah.
我会让他们喜欢我的 - I can make them like me. - See?
哦 你看看你 办不到的 绝不可能 You can't make kids like you, not mine or anyone's.
我孩子们经历过很多（像这样的事） My kids have been through a lot, and...
在他们接受你之前 我们暂时保持现状吧 I don't think we should take the next step until they warm up to you.
那你自己的快乐就不重要吗 Doesn't your happiness count?
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 我得走了 工作上有点急事 Sorry, I gotta go. Emergency at work.
难道你无语了 比这严重多了 - No ink? - It's much bigger.
对不起 真的 我明天会解释给你听 Sorry, really. I will explain everything tomorrow.
恩 那明天见吧 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
怎么那么久才到 6分钟而已 - What took you so long to get here? - Six minutes.
顺便买咖啡了 - You stop for a latte?
哦 我知道了 你这是 - I get it. You're...
鸡蛋里挑骨头 恭喜你 答对了 - What's the expression? Chopping my bust. - Close enough.
波尔达克和两个外国佬进了这家炼油厂 Poldark and a couple other Russkys just went in the refinery.
看来我分析的没错 他们要干吗 Then I was right. He's planning something.
也许想免费加点油 Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
这些杂毛太狡猾了 简直比狐狸还要精 - I couldn't blame them. - No, that man's so crooked,he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
你最了解波尔达克了 You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
说说看他会干吗 What do you think he's up to?
难道他想破坏世界石油储备 If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
他们怎会盯上一家小炼油厂 why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
我会让你有机会当面问他的 I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
你到底想如何进去 用喷射机 不用那么麻烦 How the heck are you going to get in there? A jet pack?It's in the shop.
等我消息 Wait for my signal.
尤里 Yuri.
什么东西 C4炸药 - What's this? - C-4.
那边完事之后 把这里炸成碎片 When we are done here, I want you to blow this place to smithereens.
接着 hold
你们两个动作快点 时间不多了 Hurry up. I don't have all day. There is no overtime here.
又是你 鲍勃 Bob Ho.
我实在想跟你会会 但我不得不先走一步了 I would love to chat, but I gotta go.
在那 快快快 - Up there. Go, go, go, go. - Move it.
坚持住 我们来了 - Move. - Hold it. Stay where you are.
有意思 不错的有氧运动 That was fun. A good aerobic workout.
有机会的话 应该再来一次 We should do this again sometime.
够了 波尔达克 跟我们走 Okay, Poldark, let's go.
你看到波尔达克的表情没 Did you see the look on Poldark's face, man?
谢谢各位 干得好 鲍勃 真难以置信 Brilliant work, Bob. Unbelievable.
真舍不得你走 你是我见过最优秀的特工 I really hate to see you go home. You're the best agent I've ever had.
喂 你把我当空气了 Hey, you know I'm standing right here.
也许你该在这多待一段时间 Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
不用了 这是我最后一次任务 我要退休了 No. This was my last assignment. I'm retiring.
别告诉我你是为了吉莉安 - Don't tell me because of Gillian.
我想过正常人的生活了 我想结婚了 - I want a normal life. I want to get married.
兄弟 千万别啊 Oh, heck, man. Don't get married.
你还不如找个能让你恨的女人 把你的房子送给她 Just find some woman that you're going to hate in five years and give her your house.
这表留着（作纪念）吧 算是CIA对你的感谢 Keep the watch. A memento, compliments of the CIA.
吉莉安 住你隔壁的那个女的 So, Gillian? Is that the woman that lives next door to your cover house?
没错 他们常出去幽会 - Yeah, they've been stepping out.
我不会为一个女人放弃工作 - I could never give up this life for a woman.
我们可是特工 每个男孩都想当特工 We're spies, man.Every little boy wants to be a spy. It's the life.
回想一下,没日没夜窝在这狭小的空间里 All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this,
在工作车里肯冷面包 eating cold take-out food in the back of a surveillance van,
时刻准备挨子弹 getting shot at all the time,
学会怎样在飞车里用瓶子尿尿 learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle.
你的选择很明智 - You're doing the right thing.
棘手的事是 她的孩子不喜欢我 - Only problem is that her kids hate me.
是条汉子 You the man.
我们会想你的 祝君好运 Really gonna miss you, Ho. Good luck with those kids.
我能让罪犯无路可退 还怕搞不定三个小鬼么 I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?
下来 猫咪 下来 猫咪 - Come on, Ringo, come on. - Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
别怕 快下来 - Ringo! - Don't worry. Come on. Come on.
快下来啊 - Come on. Right here. - Come on, Ringo.
大家好啊 Hi, kids.
我很抱歉昨夜突然离去 I'm sorry about running out last night.
没事的 工作需要嘛 - It's all right. It's yourjob.
不 我觉得不礼貌 - No, it was rude.
我发誓 以后绝不会这样了 I promise it will never happen again.
妈妈 猫咪怎么办 Mom, what about Ringo?
什么办法都试过了 只能等它自己下来了 We've tried everything, sweetheart. He'll come down when he's ready.
想看看我的新作品吗 You want to see what I've been working on?
好啊 Sure.
猫咪 猫咪 来吧 别害怕 Ringo, Ringo! Come on, kitty. It's not that far.
拜托 拜托 猫咪 Please, please, please, Ringo.
拿好了 There you go.
你觉得如何 哇 - So, what do you think? - Well...
还没完工呢 可惜今天没空继续弄了 It's a work-in-progress.Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
小猫咪爬到屋顶上 卫星接收器又坏了 Cat was on the roof, satellite's broken again.
我打了两小时的电话都没找到个修理工 I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here,
另外 昨晚的事一直在我脑海里徘徊 and I can't stop thinking about last night.
我们没事吧 So, are we okay?
我能理解 I understand.
如果一个男人娶了你 他就等于娶了你们四个 If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
还有一头猪 一只猫和一只龟 Don't forget the pig, the cat and the turtle.
我说 你真的喜欢吗 So, do you really like it?
吓死人了 It frightens me.
我觉得自己找到了这世上最后一个诚实的男人 Sometimes I think I found the last honest man left in the world.
我给你们做了饼干 I brought you all cookies.
怎么了 你真的要嫁给鲍勃 - Yes? - Is it true? You're going to marry Bob?
什么 鲍勃 冷静点 - What? Whoa! Calm down.
你不能这么做 吉莉安 - You can't do this, Gillian.
他根本配不上你 You're, like, so far above him.
她的意思是鲍勃很无聊 是个怪人 What she means is he's boring. He's a geek.
他人很好 对我很好 He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
他只是个卖钢笔的 他是个终结者 - He's a pen importer. - He's a cyborg.
你们不了解他 You all don't know him like I do.
其实他对世界 对我的作品都充满热情 He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
他喜欢谈论历史 科学和政治 He likes to talk about history, science and politics.
这对你来说不叫无聊么 I see what you mean about him not being boring.
你们所谓的无聊 在我眼里就是可靠 What you all call boring, I call dependable.
我就想找个这样的丈夫 每天按时上班 For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time,
晚上准时回家 and who comes home every single night.
不会撒谎 不欺骗我 不会抛弃他的家庭 A man who doesn't lie, or cheat, or leave his family the first time some...
我自己的快乐也很重要 My happiness counts, too.
我讨厌大人这些煽情的言论 I hate it when old people have feelings.
我们必须让鲍勃消失 We gotta deep-six Bob.
怎么回事 - What's the story here?
押送波尔达克的囚车在郊区被袭 - They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town.
千万别对我说他跑掉了 - Tell me he didn't get away.
没跑掉才怪 He's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
就像事先设计好的一样 I'm telling you, this whole thing was a setup.
他们知道他会经过那里 They knew he was coming.
你是说 我们有内奸 Are you saying there's a mole in the agency?
我只说波尔达克逃掉了 I'm not saying anything except he got away.
欢迎归来 Welcome back.
Tat伊恩a
那里边的生活 你简直无法想象 Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there.
压抑的黑暗 一年四季都要忍受失去自由的煎熬 The oppressive darkness and the torture of empty days stretching for years.
简直就是地狱 - Prison is hell.
你才在里面待了4个小时 - You were in there for four hours.
欢迎仪式结束 Enough tearful reunion.
尽快拿出一套新方案 I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
两天后再做一次测试 We'll run another test in two days.
我想换套装束 务必要时尚一点的 I need a change of clothes. Something current and fashionable.
还要点吃的 务必要真正能吃的东西 And something to eat that does not come with a toy.
宝贝 我们在楼下嗑瓜子 Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs.
你来吗 当然 - You want to join us? - Absolutely!
我是个窝囊废 没前途 'Cause I'm a loser and I have no life.
等下还要烤南瓜子呢 Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
来吧 全家人在一起多好 Come on. I want you to join the family.
可我更喜欢私人空间 And I want some privacy.
不许这么对我说话 - Don't get fresh with me.
我想怎么说就怎么说 - I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
法伦 我叫你下楼去 - Farren, I want you downstairs...
我绝不下去 你出去 No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now. Get out.
法伦 这是我的房子 你得听我的 Farren, this is my house. You will listen to me.
我不是你的私人财产 滚出去 我说滚出去 吉莉安 You don't own me. Get out. I said, get out, Gillian. Get out!
5分钟之内给我下来 Downstairs in five minutes.
我恨这房子 恨这家 滚出去 I hate this house. I hate this family. Get out!
Me spinach!
不会 她听不见的 我在屋顶 No, she won't hear me. I'm on the roof.
似乎只有在这能让我清静些 It's like the only place I can get any privacy in this loony bin.
我不会让吉莉安嫁给那个男的 I can't let Gillian marry this guy.
不是 不是因为这个 No, it's not that.
你说对了 他就像个机器人 可还不是关键（原因） I mean, you're right, he is a total drone,but that's not the issue.
关键是我爸回来了怎么办 What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
他不会丢下我的 他一定会回来 He won't just leave me here alone. He'll be back.
要是吉莉安结婚之后又会如何 无可预见 And if she's married, what happens then? I don't know.
妈妈 伊恩在喂小猪猪吃猪肉 Mom, Ian's feeding Jethro bacon.
那不对 哪儿不对 - Okay, that's just wrong. - Why is it wrong?
喂 我是鲍勃 喂 和小鬼们处得怎样 - Ho, Bob Ho. - Hey. So, how's it going with those kids?
我准备带吉莉安和孩子们去野餐 I'm taking Gillian and the children on a picnic.
我要逼着小鬼们喜欢我 I'm going to force those kids to like me.
强迫他们 你还不如试着用手肘去挠挠自己的耳朵 Force them? You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow.
猜猜局里发生什么了 波尔达克逃走了 Guess what? Poldark escaped.
我已经退休了 是 我明白 - No longer my problem. - Yeah, I know,
但是我们找到了相关文件 像是进入某个站点的端口 but we recovered a file. It seems to be an entry portal to a website.
我们破译不了 也许只有你能解开 We can't crack it. I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
如果能解开那最好不过 解不开也没关系 Hey, if you can figure it out, great. If you can't, no harm, no foul.
那我尽力而为吧 把文件发到我电脑里 As a favor to you. Send it to my home computer.
早就发过去了 Already did.
哦 我一直在想 他们现在怀疑我们这可能有奸细 While I'm thinking about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
怀疑我 当然不会 - They suspect me? - No.
Gratz坚信你是业内最锋利的钩子了 You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
我不明白 什么意思 I have no idea what that means.
听好了 兄弟 祝你野餐愉快 Hey, listen, man, have fun on your picnic.
破译成功了记得通知我 先谢了 Just shoot me back when you check out that file. Thanks.
加密拼图 研究研究 Puzzle encryption. Let's see what you've got.
到中午了 还没 有个坏消息（要告诉你） - Is it noon already? - No. I have bad news.
我爸住院了 哦 太糟糕了 - My father is in the hospital. - That's terrible.
他去玩老年垒球 硬是滑到了三垒 He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
结果闪了腰 太糟糕了 - Now he's having his hip replaced. - That's terrible.
我要离开这里一段时间 去丹佛照顾老爸 I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
太好了 你说什么 - That's great. - What are you talking about?
我的意思是 我来照顾孩子们 Let me watch the kids.
这样我们就能互相了解 It would give us a chance to get to know each other.
不会吧 鲍勃 你照顾他们 算了吧 No, Bob. You? Them? I don't know.
我姑姑会从外地过来 她很会带孩子 My aunt's flying in from San Antonio. She's very good with the kids.
她以前在部队里待过 - She was in the military.
吉莉安 这简直是天赐良机 - Gillian, this could be just what we need.
你觉得你真的能顶住孩子们的压力么 You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
开车接送（上学放学） 辅导作业 还有万圣节 The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween.
要给他们做服装 还得装饰房子 Getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
没问题 我最喜欢万圣节了 No problem. Halloween is my favorite.
你放心 孩子们和我在一起 绝对没问题 You have nothing to worry about. They will be perfectly safe with me.
我倒不是担心他们（而担心你） It's not them I'm worried about.
你不是认真的吧 难道没别的选择了 - You can't be serious. - Isn't there any other option?
孤儿院 管教所 Foster care? Juvenile hall?
我爱你们 Love you guys.
我会想你们的 因此抛弃了我们 - I'm going to miss you. - Yeah, as proven by this total abandonment.
你们不会有事的 我会带礼物回来给你们的 You'll survive. I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
再见 我爱你 - Bye. - Bye. Love you.
再见 妈妈 - See you later. - Bye.
真是太令人兴奋了 So, is this exciting, or what?
那好 我先去收拾点东西 马上就搬过去 好吗 Well, I'll just pack a few things, and we'll go to your house, okay?
吸尘器 我知道他剪了头发 A Flowbee. I knew he cut his own hair.
DVD中一无所获 Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
都是动作片还有喜剧片 Standard action movies, mainstream comedies,
没有科幻片 没有限制级影片 no sci-fi, and nothing above PG-13.
看那 他的电脑 让咱瞧瞧 Hey, his computer. Let's check it out.
好主意 里面肯定有见不得人的东西 Good idea. There's got to be some dirt on there.
土包子一个 Fashion Armageddon.
我不会忘的 科尔顿 我会看那个文件的 I haven't forgotten, Colton. I will look at the file.
哦 有件更要紧的事（想请教） 万圣节是干吗的 But this is important. What is Halloween?
法伦 快来看看这是什么 Farren, do you realize what this is?
你居然会这么感兴趣 让我猜猜 是克林贡语么 It's got you all worked up. Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
我觉得跟鲍勃相比 你才更像个怪人 You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek.
是斯德哥尔摩GBH（乐队组合） Stockholm GBH.
这是GBH在斯德哥尔摩的现场演出 Grievous Bodily Harm, live in Stockholm.
是有史以来被盗版最少的演唱会 This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
那为什么鲍勃会有呢 管他的 我要下载下来 - Why does Bob have it? - Who cares? I'm gonna download it.
有了这些东西 我就成超级粉丝了 This is my ticket to Coolsville.
这就是你们给我找来的装束 This is what you bring me to wear?
是你自己说要时尚点的啊 You said you wanted current.
我现在看起来就像是街上的混混 I look like the Fresh Prince of Belarus.
派人出去重新弄套优雅点的衣裳 Send someone out to get me something elegant.
有什么问题 What is this program you found?
我正下载方案 I went on to download the formula
发现网络被黑 and found the site being accessed by a third party.
要是方案被美国佬和中国人拿去了 If the United States or China has the formula,
他们肯定能找出对策 they can develop an antibody for it.
我追踪了对方IP 但是加密了 I'm tracing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
要花点时间才能搞定 It will take me a while to track it down.
确定目标之后 Find whoever downloaded my formula.
将他抓来 然后呢 - Retrieve it. - And?
喀嚓掉 多谢 - Kill them. - Thank you.
你想怎么样 我要杀了你 - What's up with you? - I'm gonna kill you.
什么 我才要杀了你呢 What? I'm gonna kill you.
别打我 别碰我 她打我 Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! She's hurting me!
嘿 住手 你们闹什么 Hey, stop!
她在我房间里丢了个臭鸡蛋 你胡说些什么 - What's going on here? - She threw a stink bomb in my room.What? That's so not true.
那你的意思是 我丢个臭鸡蛋在自己房间里 So what, you're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room
就是为了要陷害你 悲哀 真是悲哀 just to get you in trouble? Sad. So sad.
法伦 你真令人失望 Farren, I'm very disappointed in you.
你俩该去睡觉了 You two should be in bed by now.
吉莉安说过 只要我们做完作业就可以一直玩到12点 Well, if we finish our homework in time, Gillian lets us stay up till midnight.
她还喜欢让我们看动画片 一直都是这样的 She also likes us to watch Adult Swim. It's kind of a tradition.
这话连我自己都不信 I didn't really think this one through.
诺拉 快上床睡觉了 Nora, let's get ready for bed.
我不想睡觉 I don't want to go to bed.
哈哈 只有妈妈能帮我穿衣服 Only my mommy can dress me.
诺拉 Nora.
我来了 哈哈 嘿 别跑 我抓住你了 Here I come.Hey! Come back. I'll get you.
抓到你了 哈哈 Come back!
抓到你了 过来 来 I got you. No, come back!
诺拉 Nora.
来 穿上 诺拉 Come on. Nora.
只有妈妈能帮我穿衣服 好了 穿上 - Only my mommy can dress me. - Come on, Nora.
只有妈妈能帮我穿衣服 Only my mommy can dress me!Only mommy can dress me!
你妈妈能让你这样穿衣服吗 睡觉 Can your mommy do that? Sleep.
出去 Get out!
喂 你还活着 太好了 - Hello? - You're alive. That's a good sign.
孩子们好吗 大家都很好 （这对我而言）小菜一碟 - How are the kids? - We had a great night. Easy as pie.
真的 你真受得了他们 Really? You're with my kids, right?
鲍勃 前天吃晚饭时 Bob, the other night at dinner,
你本想跟我谈谈工作的事 可我打断了你 you were gonna say something about yourjob, and I cut you off.
现在能说吗 You want to tell me now?
呃 我可以等你回来再说 It can wait until you get back.
我也觉得这样比较好 - I really think this was a good idea.
我相信最困难的 我们已经挺过去了 - I'm sure the worst is behind us.
稍等片刻就好 Just a second.
我来搞定 I got it.
起火了 Fire!
小失误而已 别慌 Big mistake.
没事的 燕麦粥煮好了 Everything will be fine. Oatmeal's ready.
我要坐前排 今天没轮到你 - Shotgun. - It's not your day.
你妈准你穿成这样去学校 You sure your mother lets you go to school like that?
当然了 Duh, Bob.
当然了 "Duh, Bob."
再见 祝你们愉快 - Bye. - Well, you guys have a nice day.
- Hi. - That is so cute.
好了 那么你每天都要干吗 So what do you do all day?
什么也不干 我才4岁 Nothing. I'm four.
你说谎 对 你撒谎 - You're full of it. - Yeah, full of it.
我说真的 我昨天真的下载下来了 I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday.
要真是那样 算你牛逼 Really? 'Cause if you really had, that'd be pretty cool.
拿来听听 - Yeah, pretty cool. - Let's hear it then.
你想震聋我们 简直就是噪音 You trying to pop our ears? That's nothing but a bunch of static.
我不懂 我懂了 - I don't get it. - I get it.
你这个悲哀的书呆子兼小骗子 动手 You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar. Let's get him.
别 放我下来 放我下来 Put me down! Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!
好啊 这就让你下来 Okay, you asked for it.
我会让我的律师起诉你们的 No! You guys are gonna hear from me and my lawyer.
你们每个人要付出代价的 You'll pay for this, each and every one of you.
来 再跟我说说万圣节 So, tell me more about Halloween.
（万圣节）那天最棒了 能拿到好多糖果 It's the best. You get candy.
大家都打扮成别人 没人知道你到底是谁 Everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
这好像在哪听过 Sounds familiar. Nora...Nora。
你想扮成什么 科学怪才 僵尸 So, what do you want to be? A Frankenstein? A zombie?
亲爱的 你想扮成公主吗 好 Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
Yes.
好吧 扮成公主 Okay, princess.
诺拉 （喜欢吗 ） Nora?
哎 不是小精灵 是公主 公主 Not fairy. Princess. Princess.
公主 Princess.
这件呢 我要粉色的 粉色 Pink.
我的小公主 衣服太大了 - Princess. - It's too big.
太大了 等等 Too big? Okay.
诺拉 诺拉 Nora? Nora.
诺拉 Nora.
诺拉 Nora!
诺拉 对不起 对不起 Nora. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
诺拉!
诺拉 拜托 别再乱跑了 Nora. Please don't wander off again.
对不起 鲍勃 I'm sorry, Bob.
现在去结账 Let's go pay for your costume.
喂 我是鲍勃 Yo, it's Ho.
知道了 马上就到 Just hold him till I get there.
在我们正式开始谈判之前 我要说 Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distressed condition
正是目前美国如此令人失望的教育制度 of the American public school system
让我先是被人塞进垃圾箱 could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can,
接着又被吊起来做匀速圆周运动 and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action?
阁下到底是 Who exactly are you?
哦 我是他妈妈的 呃 呃 I'm his mother's...
邻居 对 邻居 - Neighbor. - Neighbor.
这几天由我照看他们 I'm watching them for a few days.
先生 这不是伊恩第一次闹事了 Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble.
他打架 撒谎 He gets in fights. He lies.
我没撒谎 Hey, I don't lie.
你告诉过大家 会邀请Selena Gomez来参加舞会 You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
她的出场费有点问题 Her appearance fee was an obstacle.
你还说过 你在花花公子豪宅里过年 You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion.
用付费高清TV看的 感觉身临其境 Hey, pay-per-view high-def. I felt like I was there.
听着 说谎很危险 I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
鲍勃 你不就是个卖钢笔的么 你怎么能 Bob, you sell pens. What do you...
操 这几个杂毛 - Oh, no. That's them. - Who?
谁 就是他们把我丢进垃圾桶的 The future felons who put me in the trash can.
嘿 臭小子 因为你我们被留校检讨 对 全怪你 Hey, geek-boy, we got detention because of you.
你要为此付出代价 - Yeah, because of you. - You're gonna pay for that.
小朋友们 我们还不想惹麻烦 谁啊这是 你妈咪 - Gentlemen, we don't want trouble. - Who's this? Your mom?
放屁 他是我的保镖 我花钱雇的 你们最好小心点 You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him. You better watch out.
真的假的 他开玩笑的 - That true? - No. He's joking.
我是他保姆 那你想怎样 - I'm their babysitter. - What are you gonna do?
礼貌地请你们让我们过去 Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
你把我面子都丢尽了 你干吗不给点颜色看看 How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
你干吗说我是你的保镖 Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
也对 你长得就不像 You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch.
嘿 小妞 你好吗 我叫伊恩 Hey. How you doing? I'm Ian.
你身材不错嘛 想和我约会么 If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
至少你脸皮够厚 我只想用另类的方式与她聊聊罢了 - At least you're not shy. - I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
任务完成 Mission accomplished.
过来 Come here.
你今天真漂亮 You look so pretty.
法伦 我不知道你练体操 Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
这很正常啊 你对我一无所知 Why would you? You don't know anything about me.
你每次来都是找吉莉安 根本不和我们说话 You come over to hang out with Gillian, and you never even talk to us.
来 我们走 Come on, let's go.
那女人说的有道理 The woman's got a point.
我搞不懂你到底派的什么人去买衣服 但我真想杀了他们 I don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes, but I want them killed.
你可以自己去买 有没有搞错 我现在是全国通缉犯 - You could go yourself. - I'm the most wanted man in America.
怎么可能大摇大摆地去逛商店 I cannot exactly browse the racks of JCPenneys.
再去给我弄套别的 要能展示我男性魅力的那种 Just give me something that will blend in. Something extremely American.
老大 试验准备就绪 Sir, we are ready to run the test.
太完美了 Magnificent.
她的鞋肯定是塑料的 它们能吞噬一切石油制品 She must have plastic in her shoes. It will eat any petroleum product.
我们正在研究对策 We're working on that.
那些细菌怎么了 它们以石油为食 What happened to the bacteria?
石油耗尽 它们就消失 They live as long as they feed. Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
我的高跟鞋也消失了 Just like my Jimmy Choos.
进来 Come in.
今天的事 Listen, about today...
你该帮我的 现在我不得不面对 You could have stood up for me, you know. I have to face those guys.
那就面对啊 So face them.
除非你想今后一辈子 Unless you want to spend the rest of your life
都被别人丢进垃圾箱 with your head in the trash can.
多谢你的忠告 鲍勃 现在万事大吉了 Thanks for the advice, Bob. All my problems are solved.
这是班上布置的作业 They assign this in middle school?
不是 个人爱好而已 No, that's my pleasure reading.
你是很聪明 You're smart.
有很多值得嘉奖的地方 干吗要编故事 You have a lot going for you. Why do you make things up?
女孩子们可不会对天体物理学感兴趣 Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
只要有材料 我能自己设计、制造并发射一枚火箭 Given the resources, I could design, build and launch a rocket
而且能让它精确绕轨道运行 that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
但现实是 在学校里我连篮球都投不进 But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
我不希望你闯祸 I don't want you to get in trouble.
我们做个交易吧 I'll make you a deal.
只要你今后不再说谎 If you try to tell the truth from now on,
我就不把这事告诉你妈 I won't tell your mother about today.
真的 Really?
老兄 你太帅了 Dude, that's almost cool.
是在夸我这个卖钢笔的吗 You mean for a guy who sells pens?
好了 孩子们 该睡觉了 Come on, kids, time for bed.
来 再来一勺 Come on, one more spoonful.
接下来这首歌 是我小时候在中国学的 This one I learned it in China when I was young.
是我 帮我个忙 It's me. I need your help.
我忽悠他们半天 才把这些家什搞到手 I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
你怎么说的 What did you tell them?
我说要去找罪犯藏匿的核武器 我的娘 胆子够大 Well, let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by dawn,
你要这些做什么 I'm in trouble. What do you need all this for?
让小鬼们好好上学 To get the kids ready for school.
我妈以前被派到国外执勤 Well, it's like my mom always used to say when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
她常说 当特工容易 做父母难 祝你好运 She'd say, "Spying is easy. Parenting is hard." Good luck.
尽管放马过来 Bring it on.
法伦 你一大早都耗在里边 Farren, you've been in there all morning! Let me in!
让我进去 法伦 让我进去 Farren, let me in.
法伦 你一大早都耗在里边 让我进去 法伦 Farren, you've been in there all morning! Let me in!
法伦. Farren
喂 该轮到我了 Hey!I guess it's my turn.
法伦 请换条长点的裙子 And, Farren, please put on a longer skirt.
要开战了 This means war.
诺拉 Nora.
诺拉 要跟着鲍勃 Stay with Bob.
他人呢 一定是躲起来了 想骗我们去开门 - Where is he? - Hiding.He's probably going to trick us into opening the door.
谁能帮我拿一下 Help me put this away?
伊恩 你知道规矩的 Ian. You know the rules.
不准带汽水上楼喝 No soda upstairs.
不会吧 你居然会（知道） What? How did you...
早餐完成 Breakfast is served.
我的天 Wow!
诺拉 该睡觉了 Nora, time for bed.
晚安 Night-night.
明天要上学 该睡觉了 It's a school night. You should be asleep.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
大概是直觉 Call it a hunch.
为什么你直接称呼你妈妈的名字吉莉安 Why do you call your mother Gillian instead of Mom?
她不是我妈 She's not my mom.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我爸以前结过婚 My father was married before,
我妈很早就去世了 and my real mom died when I was little.
吉莉安是我继母 Gillian is just my stepmother.
伊恩 诺拉和我是同父异母 And Ian and Nora are just my half brother and sister.
我在这家里就像个怪胎 I'm like the freak of the family.
你爸抛弃了你 你一定很伤心 It must have hurt your feelings when he left.
他会回来找我的 He'll be back for me.
他虽不是最好的老爸 I know he's not the greatest dad in the world,
可他爱我 他绝不会不管我的 but he loves me, and he's not going to leave me here alone.
无论如何 Anyway,
以后别爬到屋顶上 这太危险了 you should not climb the roof like this. It's not safe.
请别这样对我说 Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
只有在这 我才能彻底放松 It's like the only place I can chill.
要不改天我在这为你修道栏杆 Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
你想讨好我 让我喜欢你 Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
我只想保证你的安全 I just want you to be safe.
我能和你一起放松么 Mind if I chill with you?
那是你的自由 It's a free country.
看那颗星星 Look at the star.
好消息 找到目标了 Good news. We got an address.
漂亮 现在去把数据拿回来 Good. Take some men. Get that download back.
塔蒂阿娜 Tatiana.
别留下活口 No survivors.
嘿 老大 喜欢吗 Hey, boss. You like?
不喜欢 No like?
想听听我的流行建议吗 May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
女人们可不喜欢你这样的穿着 头发弄乱点 Women don't like the shirt tucked in. Mess up your hair.
你也懂时髦 不懂 可我懂女人 - You know about fashion? - No, but I know women.
你要这样穿才酷 电影里都这样 Wear it like this. It's cool, I saw it in a movie.
什么电影 《八爪女》 现在不是1985年 What movie? Octopussy? This isn't 1985.
我差点忘了 什么东西 - I almost forgot. - What's this?
Iggy Pop和David Bowie的上海演唱会 什么 - Iggy Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai. - What?
这是世上有史以来最难找到的演唱会 This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
我相信全校没人有这个 I guarantee no one else in the school district has it.
你特意帮我下载的 别担心 我付过钱了 - You downloaded this for me? - Don't worry, I paid for it.
你怎么知道这个 很简单 我也是粉丝 - How'd you even know about it? - Easy. I was there.
鲍勃 你开得也太猛了 我们早到了半小时 Bob, you're getting too efficient. We're half an hour early.
雕虫小技而已 You're welcome.
过得开心点 Have a great day.
酷毙了 Aaron 多谢 我叫伊恩 - Hey, cool look, Aaron. - Thanks. It's Ian.
无所谓了 Whatever.
祝你愉快 Have a great day.
听好了 别以为在屋顶聊过几句我们就是朋友了 Look, the talk on the roof the other night doesn't mean we're friends.
别介啊 God forbid.
是 老大 家里没人 We're here. There is nobody around.
找到电脑了 不过文件被转移到外存储器里了 I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
现在还找不到 I can't find that.
操 我知道谁住这里了 I think I just figured out who lives here.
是鲍勃 Agent Ho.
喂 别这么虐待手机嘛 Antosha - Hello. - You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
我早说过 如果被CIA或者是中国人拿到方案就麻烦了 I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it.
而鲍勃正是 去找他 记住 我要活的 But he's both. Find him, but keep him alive.
我要知道还有谁看过这个 I need to know who else he's shown this to.
都过来 快点 所有人 过来 Listen up. Now. Everyone in here.
我们必须找到中国特工鲍勃 We must locate Chinese Intelligence agent, Bob Ho.
他是这行里最狡猾的 你们很难轻易抓到 He is very tricky. The best at what he does. He won't be easy to find.
Creel小姐 别打断我 - Ms. Creel. - Not now.
想象下你们是中国人 受过严格训练 现在想躲起来 Imagine you are Chinese, highly trained, and you want to disappear.
他背着一捆绳子往上爬 I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope.
得了吧 他又不是原始社会的 再想想 Okay, he's not Conan the Barbarian. Good try, though.
不是 我看见他了 就在那 No, I see him. There.
快上 Go. Go!
把他摇下来 别伤了他 我们要活口 Don't kill him yet. We need information.
加油 鲍勃 加油加油 Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go! Go, Bob, go!
到这来 小宝贝 到这儿来 Come here, sweetheart. Get back here.
快放手呀 Let go!
我们要去哪 先放手 - Get the bad lady, Bob. - Let go!
能带着龟龟吗 不能 - Can you hold my turtle? - Not now.
加油 鲍勃 Yay, Bob!
懊 That's it.
你要付出代价 You will pay for that,
美国小公主 鲍勃 救我 - little American princess. - Bob, help!
再来 再来 再来啊 Again, again, again.
快走 Okay.
我们还没下课 管他的 出来就是爽 - Why did you pull us out of school? - Who cares? We're out.
你干吗坐前排 今天轮到我了 Why are you in the front seat anyway? It's my day.
才不是 今天是我 你说谎 小骗子 - No, it isn't. It's my day. - No, it's not your day. You're the liar.
是我 是我 应该轮到我 你撒谎 没有没有 我没说谎 - No, today is my day. - No, today is my day.
别闹了 我饿了 - You're a liar. - No. No. No.- All right, quiet! - I'm still hungry.
这好像没有炸鸡店啊 It doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here.
你们先进去 我打个电话 Wait inside. I have to make a call.
这里是萤火虫 请讲 我是鲍勃 请求支援 - This is Firefly. - This is Bob Ho. I need help.
我大学里的成绩很好 在班上名列前茅 Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
我不是那种喜欢吹牛的人 不过 I'm top of the class. I don't like to brag, but, you know.
鲍勃 这是拉里 你好 先生 - Bob, this is Larry. - Pleased to meet you, sir.
我们去吃饭 他在上大学 - Let's get some food. - He goes to the university.
他还是个诗人 帅不帅 He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
帅呆了 酷毙了 酷的吓死人了 It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's the bomb.
我们走 - Let's go. - Hey!
太没面子了 How embarrassing.
好多人第一次见我都不喜欢我 You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
但拉里却例外 But Larry did.
我送你两个字 拉里 十三呐 I have two words for you, Larry. Thirteen.
我要尿尿 I have to go.
好吧 诺拉 走 你俩坐着别乱动 All right, Nora. Come on. You two stay at the table.
别别 我不能进去（女卫生间） No, no, no.I can't go in there.
男人真脏 Boys are pigs.
小心点 Careful.
那狮子扑到我身上 我三两下就将它拿下 And the lion jumped on me, and I killed him with my bare hands,
救了上校的命 and I saved the colonel's life.
太勇猛了 谢谢夸奖 - You're brave. - Thanks.
你信吗 鲍勃 全餐厅的人都让拉里坐这儿 太巧了 How about this, Bob? The whole restaurant and the waitress sat Larry here.
好像命中注定 - Isn't it great? - It's like it's fate or something.
先生 我们只是随便聊聊 Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
嘿 诺拉 你是谁啊 - Hey, Nora. Knock, knock. - Who's there?
我要逮捕你 “我要逮捕你”是谁 - Irish stew. - Irish stew who?
我要以法律的名义逮捕你 Irish stew in the name of the law.
拉里跟我说了好多大学里的事 听起来好好啊 Larry was telling me all about the university. It sounds great.
有机会的话我带你去参观 除非太阳从西边出来 - I'd be glad to give you a tour sometime. - When pigs fly.
你没资格说我 你又不是我爸 It's not up to you. You're not my dad.
对 但我坚信你老妈也绝不会同意 No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
只是去参观一下下 It's just a tour, Bob.
又不是约会什么的 It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
对不对 Are you?
是啊 这只是个友好的邀请 No, it's just a friendly offer.
就算是个约会 你也阻止不了我去 Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
你学什么专业的 拉里 - What's your major, Larry? - English Lit.
英国文学 能递酱油给我吗 Would you pass the soy sauce?
我有不错的语言文学背景 That way I get a background in the classics.
谢谢 不客气 （此处说的是俄语）
你说的是俄语 拉里 （俄语Спасибо表示谢谢） - You speak Russian, Larry? - What's going on?
怎么回事 （俄语Пожалуйста表示不客气）
很疼吧 你会比我更有体会 - This is going to be painful. - You're right about that.
快走 Go, go, go.
也许你可以创作一首关于此时的诗歌 Maybe you'll write a poem about this.
再会了 拉里 Goodbye, Larry.
我坦白 那小子对我而言是老了点 Fine. He's too old for me.
鲍勃 我不想做公主了 我要做终结者 Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore. I want to be a cyborg.
他怎么这么快就找到我们 真是怪事 How did he find us so fast? It doesn't make sense.
鲍勃 怎么了 安静 我在分析 - Bob, what's going on? - Please quiet, I'm trying to think.
你是什么意思 What do you mean, you're trying to think?
你刚把一个人扔出了窗外 他是谁... - You just threw a man out the window... - Who is he? What is...
好了 别闹了 听我说 All right, all right, fine. Fine.
其实我是中国国际刑警 目前为CIA工作 I am international spy, on loan to the CIA from the Chinese Intelligence Service.
有人想宰了我 那个拉里是个俄国间谍 明白 Someone wants me dead, and "Larry" was a Russian operative, okay?
是吗 真会编故事 Fine. Don't tell us.
你真是酷的不行了 Cool.
他怎么一个人来了 Why would he come alone?
待着别动 Stay here.
孩子们呢 在屋里 - Where are the kids? - Inside.
我们必须先确保孩子们的安全 这最重要 Nothing else matters until these kids are safe. Nothing.
那是 科尔顿已经照你的要求安排好了安全室 Of course. Colton set up that safe house for them like you requested.
文件带来没 什么文件 - Hey, got that file on you? - What file?
科尔顿发个你的秘密文件啊 你下载过 The one Colton linked you to, from Poldark's computer, your download.
我没下过 我甚至都还没破译 I didn't download it. I never even got it open.
别装了 鲍勃 这是机密文件 快拿给我 Don't BS me, Bob. It's classified material. I need all copies.
为何你觉得是我下载了呢 Why would you think I downloaded it?
除非有谁告诉你 而那个人想将其收回去 Unless someone told you I had, someone who wanted it back.
我不想费口舌了 鲍勃 Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
拿文件给我 Give me the file.
你是正规特工 为何要这样做 You're a career officer. Why do this?
我也想退休 我们都为了爱 I want out. Same as you. We're both leaving for love.
只不过我爱的是钞票 而波尔达克愿意与我合作 拿文件来 Only I love money and Anton Poldark is match. Com. The file.
慢着 我自己来 Wait. Take it easy.
深藏不露啊 小龟龟 Good work.
我想说 你是我妈有史以来约会过的最牛逼的男人 Can I just say, you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated.
至少现在我知道那个拉里是如何找到我们的了 At least now I know how that kid Larry found us so fast.
嗯 这块表 - How? - The watch.
Glaze当初给我戴这表 里面肯定有跟踪器 Glaze told me to keep the watch. It must have a tracking device.
我靠 你真是特工啊 吉莉安知道了会气死的 - Wow. You really are a spy. - Gillian is totally going to freak.
现在有什么计划 What are you doing?
这些石头含有铁质成分 能屏蔽信号 给我表 There's iron in these rocks. It will hide the signal. Watch, please.
要是我把这事告诉学校里的人 You realize if I told anyone at school this story,
他们会以撒谎为由罚我一年的 肯定会 I'd get detention for a year for lying.
喂 喂 老兄 你在哪啊 - Yes. - Hey, partner. Where're you at?
问这干吗 我想收回上次发给你的文件 - Why do you ask? - I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
就是请你破译的那个 You know, the one I wanted you to open for me.
鲍勃 你在听么 Bob, you there?
科尔顿 没想到你和波尔达克穿一条裤子 Colton, I never thought you would have sold out to Poldark.
你发什么神经 这是误会 我们见面谈谈 Hey, that's crazy, man. Something's wrong. We need to get together and talk.
做梦 鲍勃 - Nice try. - Bob? Bob?
我们在这很安全 我保证 这就是你的计划 藏在旅馆里 - We'll be safe here. I promise. - This is your plan? Hide out in a hotel?
看来这里似乎也没有炸鸡店 真没劲 Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here, either.
太爽了 我们能叫客房服务吗 This is awesome. Can we order room service?
你有毛病吗 我要回家 不行 - Are you crazy? I'm going home. - No.
和我在一块才最安全 这就安全了 - The only place you're safe is with me. - Safe with you?
那么多人想杀你 我清楚 够刺激 - Everybody's trying to kill you. - I know. Isn't it cool?
喂 鲍勃 如果你想和我妈结婚 我会亲手帮你写请柬的 Hey, Bob, if you want to marry my mom, I'll personally write the invitations.
我爱你 鲍勃 Love you, Bob.
现实点吧 鲍勃 Be realistic, Bob.
喂 喂 吉莉安 - Hello. - Hi, Gillian.
嘿 亲爱的 Hi, sweetheart.
外公刚睡着 我正想给你们打电话呢 Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep. I was gonna call you guys.
我得给你说件事 I have to tell you something.
我知道这会让你伤心 但又必须告诉你 I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
你没事吧 我很好 - Are you all right? - I'm fine.
是关于鲍勃的 他怎么了 - It's about Bob. - What about him?
他不是你想象的那种（普通）人 他是个中国特工 He's not who you think he is. He's a spy, a Chinese spy.
且相当危险 恐怖分子都在追杀他 CIA也在找他 而且 And these terrorists are trying to kill him, and now the CIA's after him, too, and they...
法伦 我知道你不喜欢鲍勃 Farren, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
我以为只有伊恩才会编这样的故事 没想到是你 I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
什么 不对 这是事实 What? No, it's true.
他会害我们都被杀的 你丝毫不在乎我们么 He's going to get us all killed. Don't you even care?
法伦 交谈到此结束 让鲍勃接电话 Farren, this conversation is over. Put Bob on.
你好 吉莉安 鲍勃 真抱歉 我不清楚她是怎么回事 Hi, Gillian.Bob, I am so sorry. I don't know what's gotten into her.
这是真的 什么 - It's true. - What is?
她刚才说的都是真的 Everything she said is all true.
你别开玩笑 这可不是闹着玩的 Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
孩子们很安全 我保证 The kids are safe, I promise.
你一回来就把他们交给你 I'll give them to you as soon as you get back.
难道你想让我以为 我把孩子们交给了个疯子照看 You're either telling me the truth or I've left my kids with a nut job.
那就这样 你快来接走他们 Either way, you should come and get them.
我说 除了那块表 你还有别的装备吗 So, you got any other cool spy stuff, besides the watch?
别乱摸 很锋利的 Don't touch. It's very sharp.
牛 还有没有 Cool. What else?
够拽 Cool.
抱歉 先生 Sorry, mister.
去机场 越快越好 Airport. Step on it.
鲍勃 你睡了吗 能睡得着么 - Bob? Are you awake? - Are you kidding?
他一直都这样打呼噜的 - Does he always snore like that?
你在隔壁没听见过 我一直以为是那头小猪呢 - Can't you hear him next door?I always thought it was the pig.
你和吉莉安没戏了 对吗 It's over with you and Gillian, isn't it?
对 法伦 是没戏了 Yes, Farren, it's over.
你赢了 - You win.
为何我感觉不到胜利的喜悦呢 - Then why don't I feel like I won?
你要是真爱她 就不会轻易放弃 If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
就是因为我爱她 也爱你们三个 所以才要放弃 It's because I love her and the three of you that I have to walk away.
你们的安全才最重要 It's more important that you're safe.
原以为过去的生活不会影响到当下 看来我错了 I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
想开点 或许这还不是件坏事 Be glad. You're lucky you're not joining this family.
你不用生活在完全不属于你的环境里了 You've no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong.
别那么肯定 我是个孤儿 Don't be so sure. I was an orphan.
我是在孤儿院长大的 不知道父母是谁 可我有家 I was raised in a group home. I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
那里有群兄弟姐妹同我在一起 I had dozens of brothers and sisters there.
我和他们没有任何血缘关系 可我爱他们 And I wasn't related to any of them, but I loved them all.
（有时）家人并非与你有血缘关系 Family isn't whose blood you carry.
只要你爱他们 他们也爱你 It's who you love and who loves you.
- 吉莉安! - Mom!
吉莉安 对此事我很抱歉 Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything.
对我说实话 你真是特工 Tell me the truth. Are you really a spy?
对 我是 我那天晚上本想告诉你 但没说成 Yes, I am. I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
这不重要 你将我孩子置于危险境地 I don't care. You put my children in danger.
你走吧 Just go.
我们何时能再相见 鲍勃 Bob, when are we going to see you again?
没这可能 You're not.
请你别走 你走了谁唱中国歌给我听 Please don't go away. Who's gonna sing me China songs?
你们不会有危险 我保证 离我孩子远点 - You'll be safe. I promise. - Stay away from my children.
亲爱的妈妈 对不起 我不能继续坐视不管了 Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
命中注定 我要成为像鲍勃那样的特工 My destiny is to be a spy, like Bob.
我要追随他一起 你儿伊恩敬上 I am going with him. Best wishes, your son, Ian.
信号又回来了 会找到他的 Ho's signal just popped back up. We got him.
出发 Let's roll.
鲍勃 鲍勃 Bob! Bob!
你忘了表 Ian？！- Ian. - You left your watch.
你到这来捣什么乱 快走 What are you doing here? Let's go.
为什么 我才刚过来 What do you mean? We just got here.
鲍勃 真是太巧了 都给我捆起来 Bob Ho. What a coincidence. Tie them up.
你究竟来这干吗 - What are you doing here, Ian? - I'm coming with you.
我来找你 我也想当特工 I want to be a spy, too.
这就是那个杂毛 他的穿着实在没什么品位 Is this the bad guy? I thought he'd be better dressed.
你怎么找到我的 - How did you find me? - I found one of your tracking devices
我偷了你的跟踪器 和你拥抱告别时放进你口袋了 and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
我好感动 多谢 - I'm impressed. - Thanks.
我们能进入正题么 我难道没跟你说过我已经退休了 - Can we go back to business? - Would it help to mention I'm retired?
退休的人去下载机密文件做什么 Retired men don't download secrets.
我从未下载过任何东西 他撒谎 - I never downloaded anything. - He's lying.
你愿信谁 信我 还是信这个卖国贼 Who are you going to believe? Me or the traitor?
某些人似乎很顽皮嘛 Someone has been a very naughty boy.
到处都装了摄像头和窃听器 He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
不赖啊 给我们照几张 Good plan, filming us together.
你怎么能背叛自己的祖国 很简单 - How could you turn against your country? - It's simple.
我要做个亿万富翁 I'm gonna be a billionaire.
你没下载的那个文件其实是一种繁殖细菌混合物的方案 That file that you didn't download? It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.
那东西喜欢吞噬石油 This stuff literally eats oil.
想象一下 一夜之间全球的石油储备统统耗尽 Can you imagine?Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
除了你们俄国（不受影响） 那时候我们就发了 对吧伙计 All except for Russia's. It'll be priceless, right, comrade?
你是如何怂恿科尔顿干这事的 How did you get Colt to go along with you?
科尔顿 那个呆子懂个屁 Colt? That hillbilly's not part of this.
不过是笨驴一头 He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
他甚至还相信摔角是玩真的呢 He still thinks wrestling is real.
放了那孩子 他与此事无关 Let the boy go. He has nothing to do with this.
这位多嘴先生竟将我们的整个计划和盘托出 Mr. Chit-Chat just laid out our whole plan.
自然不能让这小不点走掉了 We cannot let him go.
他会透露出去的 没人会信他的鬼话 - He will tell. - Trust me, no one would believe him.
完全正确 He's right about that.
老大 看我搞到什么了 Hey, boss. Look at what I found sneaking around outside.
嘿 别来无恙啊 Farren？- Farren? - Hi, everybody.
热烈欢迎 请上座 Please, have a seat.
搞什么鬼 This can't be happening.
波尔达克 放了孩子们 我带你去找那个GBH文件 Poldark, let the children go and I will find this GBH file for you.
GBH 斯德哥尔摩GBH GBH? Like, Stockholm GBH?
你怎么知道这个 - How do you know that?
搞错没 开什么玩笑 - No freaking way.
这难道都是因为他下载了个盗版演唱会（所惹的祸） You're telling me all of this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
你打开看了 You did what?
你下载了 You downloaded it?
我倒 你们打击盗版的意识也太强了吧 Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
你偷看了我的电脑（数据） 那是我的隐私 You were messing with my computer? That's private.
我只想让自己酷一点 I just wanted to seem cool.
多此一举 你已经很牛了 You don't need to. You are cool.
你是我认识的小孩里最帅的 真的 我都不好意思了 - You're one of the coolest kids I know. - Really? Thanks.
居然当我是空气 这可不是玩具枪 Hey, over here. Man with a gun.
等等 你才认识几个小孩哦 Wait a minute. I am one of the only kids you know.
文件在哪 在我的iPod里 - Where is the file? - It's on my iPod, on my desk at home.
听好了 伊恩 要想当好特工 千万不能对敌人说实话 Now, see, you want to be a spy. Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
抱歉 我才出道没多久 Sorry, I'm new at this.
塔蒂阿娜 派人到他家里找那个iPod Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house and find the iPod.
要是有人在家怎么找 What if the family is home?
自从你染了黄头发 你智商... 若有人就格杀勿论 Ever since you dyed your hair blonde... Kill them.
不要 快 去找iPod 速度快点 走啊 - No, don't! - Go, bring me that iPod.Come on, go. Go.
至于你们嘛 Now, as for you...
帅呆了 Awesome!
法伦 走 Farren, let's go.
这次我坐前排 我来调收音机 - I call dibs on the front. - Then I pick the radio station.
弄好了吗 Okay. Ready?
好 先等一下 Okay, hold on.
哪位 吉莉安 你听我说 - Hello? - Gillian, listen to me.
没什么好说的 鲍勃 Goodbye, Bob.
吉莉安 等等 千万别挂 Gillian, wait. Don't hang up.
坐稳了 我们要赶在他们前头 Hang on. We've got to get there before they do.
你们局里头还有可以信赖的人吗 我们需要支援 Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust? Someone you can call?
有是有 但那女的拆了我的摄像头 我现在没证据 Sure, but they tore out my cameras. I have no proof of anything.
你不早说 为了以防万一 我早用手机偷录了刚才的谈话 Except that, as it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone.
看不出来啊 小呆瓜 Way to go, dork.
科尔顿 你什么都别问 我要放点东西给你听 Colt... Just listen. I'm going to play you something.
你没下载的那个文件其实是一种繁殖细菌混合物的方案 That file that you didn't download? It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid.
那东西喜欢吞噬石油 This stuff literally eats oil.
搞什么名堂 What is this?
万圣节呐 - It's Halloween.
万圣节快乐 鲍勃 - Happy Halloween. - Bob!
你们怎么在这儿 我还以为你们在楼上 What are you all doing? I thought you were upstairs.
大家快进去 快 鲍勃 我们得谈谈 - Everybody inside. - Bob, we need to talk.
老妈 这可不是闹着玩 听他的没错 Mom, this isn't a joke. Do whatever he says.
拿好你的iPod IPod 谁给我解释清楚 他们来了 - Get your iPod. - His iPod?- I demand an explanation. - They're coming.
谁 俄国人 - Who? - The Russians.
俄国人 Russians.
他们就在外面 快到了 I saw them outside. They're coming.
他们究竟是谁 吉莉安 是俄国杀手 - Russians? - Yes, Gillian, Russians.
要杀我们 Let's try and keep up.
没时间了 大家快上楼 听见没 It's too late. Everybody upstairs. Understand me?
千万别下来 Stay there.
我的装备跑哪去了 Where's my stuff?
快 拿着 - Here, take some of this stuff. - What is all this?
什么东西 间谍专用装备 Protection.
你怎么会有打火机 不准玩火 Why do you have a lighter? I don't want you playing with fire.
好吧 下不为例 快走 Okay, maybe just this once. Let's go.
不欢迎 咱硬闯 Trick or treat.
赶快 关门 快关门 好啦 Hurry. Close it. Close it quick. Okay.
我忘拿小龟龟了 诺拉 诺拉 - I forgot Chuckle. - Nora! Nora!
你这是什么造型 What are you supposed to be?
终结者 从未来世界来的 我要把你炸飞 A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away.
妈妈 他真会飞呀 Mommy, that man can fly.
难以置信 这都拜你所赐 孩子们有危险 I can't believe you did this to my family, endangered my kids.
我不是有意的 我爱孩子们 I didn't mean to. I love your kids.
我想娶你 还有他们 I want to marry you, all four of you.
我也想和你结婚 And I wanted to marry you.
不过我们的结婚礼物需请排雷专家来打开 But our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad.
好了 鲍勃 游戏结束 All right, Ho. Enough games.
我本以为终于找到一个正常人了 一个可以和我…… I finally found a normal guy, I thought, someone who likes to...
能不能过会儿再谈 Can we talk about this later?
怎么只是皮带 上 - He switched belts. - Get him.
iPod给我 Give me the iPod, kid.
上 给这小厮一点颜色看看 爽 - Come on, let's TP the little geek's house. - Yeah, TP.
嘿 哥们 Hey, guys.
我正忙 不聊了 Gotta go.
咋俩还是去惹别的小鬼吧 Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from little kids.
对 至少比他小得多的（小孩） Yeah, real little kids.
好玩么 你好吗 拉里 - This is going to be fun. - Hey, Larry. Knock, knock.
宝贝们 快进去 锁上门 Come on, guys, get in the room and lock the door. Hurry. Lock it.
我以法律的名义逮捕你 Irish stew in the name of the law.
真抱歉 你退休才没几天呀 鲍勃 Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
你可以杀了我 但要放他们走 他们知道的太多 - You can kill me. Let the family go. - I can't. They've seen too much.
不过我可以先成全你 But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
别以为这能改变现状 Don't think this changes anything.
全都别动 - Everybody freeze! - It's okay.
别慌 是自己人 They're the good guys.
你这个杂种 起来 跟我走 You stinking lowlife. Come on. Let's go.
妈妈 Mom!
嘿 谁导的这出戏 Hey, loosen these things up.
哦 对不住了 看我干吗 手铐太紧了 I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight?
我一无所知 我本来就是头蠢驴 I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
你们没事吧 皮外伤而已 - Everybody okay? - Bumps and bruises.
伊恩 这是局里的老大 Ian, this really is the good guy.
小家伙 这是什么 Hey, what you got there, son?
干得不赖 还偷录了谈话 Nice work recording that conversation, partner.
看来这小鬼是块当特工的料 This young man might make a heck of a spy someday.
我要等多久才能换回那套橘红色的囚衣 How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?
对不起 我误会你了 I'm sorry I suspected you.
不是你的错 Don't worry about it, old buddy.
人非圣贤 Chalk it up to the language barrier.
谢谢谅解 Thank you.
实在抱歉连累了你们 I'm sorry I put you through all this.
后会有期 吉莉安 Goodbye, Gillian.
再见 宝贝们 Goodbye, kids.
鲍勃 Bob.
我会想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
我也会 I'll miss you, too.
等等 Wait.
他是骗过我们 可这是为了保护我们 I know he lied, but he did it to protect us.
这些日子他一直努力保护我们 This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom.
妈妈 And, Mom,
你再也找不到像鲍勃这样的好男人了 you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again.
永远（找不到了） Never.
我向来不敢与她苟同 I never thought I'd say this,
但是 这回他说得有理 but I agree with Farren.
你也想发表什么言论么 I suppose you have something to say, too.
我要鲍勃做我的爸爸 I want Bob to be my daddy.
吉莉安 你愿意接受鲍勃成为你的合法丈夫吗 Do you, Gillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
我愿意 I do.
那么鲍勃 你愿意接受吉莉安成为你的合法妻子吗 And do you, Bob, take Gillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?
吉莉安 Gillian.
我还有件事要对你说 There's one more thing I have to tell you.
我的真名其实不叫鲍勃 My name really isn't Bob.
没关系的 That's okay.
我愿意 I do.
我宣布你们成为夫妻 你可以吻新娘了 I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.