很久很久以前 有座岛屿 Once upon a long time ago, there was an island...
那有荷兰人 印第安人 Some Dutch, some Indians
还有闪亮的珠宝 and some beads.
追随珠宝而来的是汽船 大楼 And those beads led to steamboats and skyscrapers...
华尔街 电灯 wall Street and electric lights...
报纸 埃利斯岛 扬基棒球队 newspapers, Ellis Island, the Yankees...
中央公园 第一届世博会 Central Park and the first World's Fair...
百老汇 克莱斯勒大厦 Broadway, the Chrysler Building
Studio54镀金派对 and Studio 54.
我宁愿称之为前纽约时期 I like to think of that as New York City B. C:
凯莉莅临之前 Before Carrie.
你们好 Hi, guys.
我于一九八六年六月十一日 星期二 I arrived on this island at exactly 3:30 P.M.
下午三点半整抵达这座岛 on Tuesday, June 11th, 1986.
出租 出租 出租车 出... Cab! Cab, cab, cab! Taxi! Ca...!
一切仍清晰如昨日 It seems like only yesterday.
出租车 Taxi!
谢谢 Thank you.
一年后 我与夏洛特相识 The very next year, I met Charlotte.
凌晨两点在地铁车厢里 We were on a subway car at 2 a.M.
一个流浪汉突然脱掉了裤子 When a homeless man dropped his pants.
一九八九年 在布鲁明戴尔百货公司 Miranda and I met in 1989
我遇到了米兰达 at Bloomingdale's.
那时 我供职于女裙部 I was working in the dress department.
而她则待在更衣室里哭个没完 She was crying in the changing room.
好吗 Hi. How are you?
我认识萨曼莎的时候 I met Samantha
她还在CBGB摇滚俱乐部做酒保 when she was bartending at CBGB's.
-去死吧你 -也不看看谁的地盘 - Bite me! - My place or yours?
-嗨 -还好吗 - Hi. - How are you?
走吧 Let's go.
你准备好了吗 Ready?
时间弄人 Time is a funny thing.
有时十年如一日 一晃就过去了 A decade can flash by in an uneventful second.
有时呢 不同寻常的大事 And then, in just two years,
却又赶在那两年轮番上演 monumental things can happen.
有些事你做梦也想不到会发生 Things you couldn't imagine happening in a million years.
欢迎光临博道夫·古德曼 Welcome to Bergdorf Goodman.
有什么我可以做的吗 May I help you?
我们的朋友要结婚了 Yes, our friend is getting married.
真没想到能赶上这一天 I never thought I'd see this day.
我也是 You and me both.
见鬼了 Hell just froze over.
请问新郎贵姓 What's the name?
布拉齐 全名是史丹佛·布拉齐 Oh, Blatch. It's Stanford Blatch.
我觉得 他们会联名注册 Actually, I think they're registered under both names.
我们各自最要好的同志好友要结婚了 Her best gay friend is marrying my best gay friend.
-太棒了 -没错 - That's wonderful. - I know.
-我帮你们登记吧 -谢谢 - Let me get the registry. - Thanks.
到底怎么回事 How did this even happen?
我以为他俩互相看不顺眼呢 I thought they hated each other.
这就好比抢椅子游戏 It's like musical chairs. The music
音乐停了 只有他俩没抢到 stopped and they were the last two left standing.
当你以为身边的人都过了结婚的年纪 When you thought everyone you
同志们的大日子就来了 knew was too old to get married, here come the gays.
就这样 在一个周末 And so, one weekend, we all
大家齐聚康涅狄格州一座迷人的别墅 gathered at a charming inn in Connecticut
风景美不胜收 where the view was breathtaking...
而且此婚礼绝对合法 and the wedding was legal.
我的领结如何 How's my tie?
我的又如何 How's my tie?
你可没跟我说过你要穿这身行头 You didn't tell me you were wearing that.
我可是伴郎呢 Well, I am the best man.
我来帮你一把 Oh, and you need a little help here.
同志婚礼跟普通婚礼比是长点还是短点 So is a gay wedding shorter or longer than a straight wedding?
-什么意思 -就想知道去那能干点啥 - Why? - Just wanna know what I'm in for.
我想婚礼都大同小异 Well, I think the marriage ceremony is about the same.
就是不知道直男愿意 But I have no idea how long
搭上多少时间 the sacrificing of the straight men will take.
真帅气 There you go.
我不想看起来太帅 毕竟是同志婚礼 Don't make me look too good. Gay wedding.
能不能别再提同志的事了 Will you please stop referring to this as a gay wedding?
难道不是同志婚礼吗 Well, isn't it a gay wedding?
是 但不仅仅如此而已 Well, yes, but it's not just a gay wedding.
是史丹佛和安东尼的婚礼 It's Stanford and Anthony's wedding.
明白 Mm. Got it.
瞧瞧 你拉链开了 Whoops. Your fly is down.
我来吧 这是个技术活儿 Better let me. These things can be tricky.
那叫拉上拉链吗 You did not pull it up.
我一个小时就得赶到 我是伴郎 I have to be there in an hour. I'm the best man.
那我只好使出绝活了 Then I better do my best.
这是我参加的第一个同志婚礼 Don't wanna be late
我也不想迟了 to my first gay wedding.
别再提同志婚礼了 This is not a gay wedding.
别废话了 Wasting time talking.
省省吧 你不会吧 Oh, come on, you're not gonna.
倘若我要离去 If ever I would leave you
也断然不是夏日 It wouldn't be in summer
在夏日看见你的倩影 Seeing you in summer
我承认 的确是同志婚礼 Okay, it's a gay wedding.
你的发丝随阳光闪耀 Your hair streaked with sunlight
-嗨 -好啊 - Hey. - Hello.
够圣洁吧 White enough?
简直刺人眼球 This is what it looks like when you stare directly into the sun.
我觉得漂亮极了 Well, I think it's beautiful.
整个婚礼又岂止是漂亮呢 Oh, this wedding is way more than beautiful.
赶上戴妃的婚礼了 It's Lady Di.
妈妈 我能去看看天鹅吗 Mommy, can I go look at the swans?
当然 宝贝 Yes, honey.
好的 宝贝 Sure, baby.
待在我们视线之内 好吧 Stay where we can see you, okay?
-就在那 -天鹅 你们好 - Right there. - Hi, swans.
萨曼莎来了 Oh, there's Samantha. Hey.
你怎么带了只狗 You brought your dog?
同志婚礼嘛 干吗不再多带个 It's a gay wedding. I figured,
臭娘们以表态度 what's one more little bitch with an attitude?
姑娘们 我们就不能和谐点吗 You guys, shouldn't we be a little bit more PC?
小夏 Char!
安东尼 Anthony! Hey.
你们受得了这吗 Can you believe this place?
简直跟白雪皇后爆炸了似的 It looks like the Snow Queen exploded.
-这下够和谐了 -可不是嘛 - How's that for PC? - True.
婚礼不是你自己策划的吗 So you're not the wedding planner?
当然不是 Hell to the no.
史丹佛提到天鹅的时候我就没辙了 I pulled out when Stanford mentioned swans.
最后干脆甩手不管了 Finally, I just threw up my arms,
他想怎样就怎样吧 whatever he wants, give it to him.
没错 史丹佛实现梦想的婚姻 Yep, Stanford gets the wedding of his dreams
我想偷腥就没人管的着了 and I get to cheat.
别那样看着我 小夏 And don't give me that face, Char.
结婚并不意味着 Just because I'm getting
改变真我 married doesn't mean I have to change who I am.
因为你是同志就可以偷腥吗 So you're allowed to cheat because you're gay?
才不是呢 因为我是意大利人 No, because I'm Italian.
凯莉 史丹佛在找你 Carrie, Stanford's looking for you.
帽子真可爱 Cute hat.
-安东尼 -来了 - Anthony. - Coming.
真是不懂 想偷腥干吗还结婚呢 I don't get it. Why get married if you're gonna cheat?
他又没说要偷 Well, he didn't say he was going to cheat,
只是说他保留此权利 he just said he was allowed to cheat.
你咋听出这层意思的 Is that how you heard it?
其实 我们也管不着 Well, it's not really any of our business.
可是他亲口说的耶 Except, he told us.
我的意思是 I'm just saying, I think
每对夫妻都有权约法三章 every couple has the right to make their own rules.
不尽然吧 婚姻非儿戏 Well, not really. It's marriage.
-有人想来杯鸡尾酒吗 -我 - Hey, who wants a cocktail? - Oh, I do.
顺便看看有吃的吗 我想来点点心 And see if they have any food. I need a little nosh.
八年之后 Eight years later,
她终于成了一个犹太人 she's finally a Jew.
斯坦尼 你可真纯洁 Oh, Stanny. You're wearing white.
宛若处子 Like a virgin.
情窦初开 Touched for the very first time.
你觉得婚礼安排的怎么样 So, what do you think of everything?
你居然有天鹅 You have swans.
-过分了吗 -天鹅怎么能是多余呢 - Too much? - When are swans ever too much?
我也不知道怎么想到的 I don't know what came over me.
记得吗 有年夏天我就迷上可乐了 Remember that summer when I got hooked on coke?
-记得 -就是那种感觉 - Mm. - This was like that.
你瘦了很多 Well, you dropped quite a bundle.
打十九岁起 我就等着这一天呢 Well, I've been saving for this day since I was 19.
你一直都相信婚姻吗 You always knew you were gonna get married?
没错 只是我以为 Yes. I just thought
会娶个能干的胖乎乎的犹太老婆 it would be to a chubby, patient Jewish girl.
透露一下 安东尼正在外边宣称 FYI, Anthony's out there telling people
你准他偷腥 he's allowed to cheat.
我知道 I know.
他讨厌循规蹈矩 所以对着干 He hates the tradition so he pushes against it.
这你就准他了 So he is allowed to cheat?
对 不过只能在那四十五个 Yes, but only in the 45 states
不承认同性婚姻的州 where we're not legally married.
好了 我来帮忙 Okay, now you do mine.
"凯莉·普雷斯顿" "Carrie Preston"?
不行吗 What?
不是 有点吃惊 Nothing, I'm just surprised
我参加你的婚礼 not to be "Bradshaw"
居然不是以本姓"布莱德肖" at your wedding.
婚礼策划人觉得 The wedding planner said that
夫妻就要同姓列出 couples are always listed under their married names.
也有道理 Oh, that makes sense.
你会冠安东尼的姓吗 Are you taking Anthony's name?
不会 我们都是男人 No. We're guys.
"男人" 照照镜子吧 "Guys"? Have you seen yourself in the mirror,
迪奥行头夫人 Lady Dior?
臭丫头 Bitch.
有没有人送来我的... Hey, did anybody send up my, um...?
襟花上写的也许是"普雷斯顿" Now, the boutonniere may say "Preston."
但帽子 But the hat
一定是"布莱德肖." says "Bradshaw."
日出 日落 Sunrise, sunset
时光飞逝 Swiftly flow the days
幼苗在一夜之间成长为向日葵 Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
在我们注视下绽放 Blossoming even as we gaze
日出 日落 Sunrise, sunset
和凯莉在一起的那个直男帅哥是谁 Who's that hot straight guy with Carrie?
是安东尼的弟弟 尼基 That's Anthony's brother,
你怎么知道他是直男 How can you tell that he's straight?
天分 It's a gift.
还有比这更同志的婚礼吗 Could this wedding get any gayer?
快看 谁主婚呢 Look who's marrying them.
我的妈啊 Oh, my...
丽莎怎么会同意来主持呢 Why would Liza say yes to this?
万有引力 It's a law of physics.
只要有地方 Any time there's this
阳气太盛 much gay energy in one room,
就一准儿找的到丽莎 Liza manifests.
一会儿功夫 就到了 A little while later, it was time
新人交换誓言的时刻 for Stanford and Anthony to exchange vows.
这对新朗娘自己写了誓..."新郎娘" And now, the brooms have written their own v..."Brooms"?
新郎 新娘 新郎娘 Bride, groom. Broom.
新郎娘 太有才了 Oh, broom. Oh, that's marvelous.
谢谢你 丽莎·明妮莉 Thank you, Liza Minnelli.
现在安静 Quiet, now.
婚礼是严肃的时刻 Weddings are serious.
至少我是这么听说的 At least that's what I've heard.
算不上是一见钟情 "It was not exactly love at first sight.
可是 事实证明那是爱 But it turns out, it was love.
你是第一个接受我的... You are the first man to accept me...
我的全部的人 for the man that I actually am."
这就是潜移默化的传统 That's the thing about tradition.
不管你喜不喜欢 Like it or not, it sneaks in.
恭喜 Mazeltov!
恭喜恭喜 Congratulations.
单身的姑娘们 单身的姑娘们 All the single ladies! All the single ladies!
单身的姑娘们 举起手来 All the single ladies! Now put your hands up!
在俱乐部里 我们刚刚分手 Up in the club we just broke up,
现在自己找点乐子 I'm doing my own little thing,
你去而复返 指指点点 You decided to dip. But now you wanna trip
因为另一个哥们儿看上我了 'Cause another guy noticed me
我们互相来电 I'm up on him. He's up on me.
别管他 Don't pay him any attention!
为了你三年流尽泪 Cried my tears three good years!
别对我抓狂 Can't be mad at me!
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 'Cause if you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 If you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
别对我抓狂 不就看见他对我有意 Don't be mad. Once you see that he wants it!
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 If you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
别拿老一套对付我 Don't treat me to the things of the world!
我可不是普通的姑娘 I'm not that kind of girl!
怎样了 Hey. How's everything?
还好 萝丝给她找了不少麻烦 Fine. Rose is giving her a hard time.
要我过去看看吗 Should I go up to the room?
要你过去还带保姆干吗 What was the point of bringing the nanny out here, then?
-没什么事吧 -没事 - Is everything okay? - Yeah,
萝丝有点让我们抓狂 Rose is just driving us a little crazy.
不至于 那孩子就是脾气难捉摸 No, not crazy. She's just a little fussy.
其他都还好 Everything's fine.
决定不了 那就独守孤寂 If you don't you'll be alone
我将一去不返 无影无踪 And like a ghost I'll be gone
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 If you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
别对我抓狂 不就看见他对我有意 Don't be mad! Once you see that he wants it!
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 If you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
别对我抓狂 不就看见他对我有意 Don't be mad! Once you see that he wants it!
要是你真喜欢 那就戴枚戒指在这吧 If you liked it. Then you should've put a ring on it!
好运 Good luck.
我知道早结婚的好处了 Now I know why we got married.
不用跟着这首歌跳舞 So we wouldn't have to dance to that song at weddings.
只为这个原因吗 That the only reason?
是的 Yeah.
-我要试试你的头冠 -没问题 - I have to try on your crown. - Oh, you have to.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我正在吻你呢 Hey, I'm kissing here.
必须得接 是他打来的 I have to. It's from him.
今天是周末 你在参加婚礼 It's Saturday. You're at a wedding.
你不知道他有多恨我吗 Did I mention that he hates me?
谁敢恨你啊 Who would dare hate you?
他们事务所的新老板 The new senior law partner at her firm.
没日没夜的使唤她 He rides her ass nonstop.
-怎么会 -不懂 - Why? - No idea.
他好像没法接受我的声音似的 It's like he can't stand the sound of my voice.
只要我一张口 他就打断 Every time I open my mouth, he shuts me down.
有时候还对我做这么个手势 Sometimes he holds his hand up like this:
-天哪 -发邮件的话 还能好点 - Ew! - Yeah. He hates me less over e-mail.
你好吗 How's it going?
不错 谢谢 Good. Thanks.
请慢用 Enjoy.
今晚玩得愉快 You have a nice night.
有你才完美嘛 You have a nice night.
-谢谢 -有个男人瞄上我了 - Thank you. - A guy just hit on me.
真的吗 Really?
感觉如何 How's it make you feel?
我还是很有魅力的嘛 Like I still got it.
那当然了 You most certainly do.
对不起 打扰了 不好意思 So sorry to bother you. I'm sorry.
对不起 Sorry.
-不好意思 打扰一下 -没事的 - I'm so sorry to bother you. - It's okay.
我是你的忠实读者 不论书籍还是专栏 I've just been reading your books for years and your column.
向你发誓 我们的约会经历如出一辙 I swear, we had the exact same dating life.
-是嘛 -直截了当吧 爱伦 - Wow. - Cut to the chase, Ellen.
她的意思是你们如同一个人 She means she is you.
没错 如同一人 I am. I am you.
这样啊 Well, in that case,
那允许我来介绍下我的丈夫 may I introduce you to your husband,
约翰·詹姆斯·普雷斯顿 John James Preston.
-你好 -很高兴认识你 - Hi. - Good to meet you.
-你好 -你们结婚多久了 - Hey. - How long have you been married?
下个月就两周年了 Well, it'll be two years next month.
下个月也是我们两周年 We're married two years next month as well.
-真的吗 我们还真像 -我想是的 - Wow. You are me. - I guess.
我们要有孩子了 We're expecting a baby,
决定结婚纪念日的时候生 and get this: the due date is our anniversary.
不过 我还没怀孕 Well, I'm not pregnant.
你们看的出来吧 Well, I guess that's obvious.
-找了代理孕母 -恭喜你们 - Surrogate. - Wow. Congratulations.
你们有孩子吗 You guys have kids?
如果你们需要代孕服务 If you need a surrogate service,
我们这家真是没得挑 ours was flawless.
不用了 谢谢 这不是代孕的问题 Oh, no, thanks. It's not a surrogate situation.
我们不想要孩子 We're just not having children.
你们不要孩子? You don't want kids?
是的 我们都爱孩子 Well, no, we love them.
但是不适合养孩子 It's just not for us.
那么你们家就只有 So it's going to be just...
你们俩个人 you two?
不过下个月她又有本新书要出版了 Uh, but she does have a new book coming out next month.
太棒了 是讲什么的呢 Great. Great. And what's that about?
婚姻 Marriage.
这样啊... Well...
今晚玩的开心 Have a nice night.
一直以来都是萨曼莎帮我做宣传 And all this time I thought Samantha was my publicist.
我的感觉是 I had to say something.
她看起来好像有人跟她说 She looked like someone told her
这世上没有圣诞老人 there was no Santa Clause.
请安静 谢谢 May I have your attention, please?
我儿子以及他丈夫愿意 My son and his husband would like
邀请在座的伴侣一同漫步舞池 to ask all couples to join them on the dance floor.
真是太棒了 Oh, that's very nice, dear.
该说完了吧 我们要去跳舞了 You're done. We're going to dance.
躲得好啊 Fake to the right. Nice.
马上 马上 就好了 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done!
与我共舞吧 Dance me.
葛登不莱特太太 是否赏光呢 May I have the honor, Mrs. Goldenblatt?
非常荣幸 You most certainly may.
-来吧 宝贝 -过来 甜心 - Come on, honey. - Come on, sweetie.
我们去跳舞吧 Let's go dance.
想去跳舞吗 Care to dance?
只有我们两个 Just us two?
萨曼莎 你看起来真惊艳 Samantha, you look amazing.
是的 确实 你怎么做到的 Oh, yes, you do. What have you had done?
什么也没做 我可是纯天然的 Nothing. I'm 100 percent natural.
我是认真的 我想要知道名字 I'm serious. I need names.
-绅士们 -收到 - Gentlemen. - I heard that.
你刚才看起来真美 想再跳一曲吗 You looked pretty hot out there before. Wanna dance again?
我可以想到很多 I can think of so many
我更乐意和你做的趣事 other more fun things I'd rather do with you.
-我叫尼基 -萨曼莎 - I'm Nicky. - Samantha.
萨曼莎 很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you, Samantha.
尼基 你靠什么谋生 What do you do for a living, Nicky?
盖楼房 I lay concrete.
听起来很有前途 That sounds promising.
怎么回事 What the...?
萝丝 好了 乖 要睡觉了 Rose, come on, now. Come on, now. Sleepy time.
萝丝 好了 Rose. Come on.
萝丝 萝丝 萝丝 Rose, Rose, Rose.
-拜托 -很好 很好 这里吗 - Please? - Good. Good. Here?
我们睡觉吧 Let's go sleepy.
拜托 萝丝 Please, Rose?
来吧 来吧 Come on, come on.
我不知道哪个更糟糕 I don't know which is worse.
当然是萨曼莎 Samantha.
宝宝最终会哭累的 The baby will tire eventually.
我们来制造点良性噪音吧 Let's get a little white noise.
足不出户 大赦国际 Right from your home. Amnesty International.
访问任何一个地点 李奎德木业 Visit any location. Lumber Liquid...
你想去哪里 Where do you want to...?
幸运 Jackpot.
一点小小的黑白噪音 A little black-and-white noise.
《一夜风流》 It Happened One Night.
没看过 Never seen it.
宝贝 包你满意 Well, kid, you are in for a treat.
到这里来 Climb up in here.
你要做什么 What are you gonna do?
我有自己的绝招 A system all my own.
美艳啊 Oh, that's shocking.
对三十年代的人来说 是的 For the '30s, it was.
你看过它的首映的吧 Did you see it when it opened originally?
不表扬一下我吗 Aren't you going to give me a little credit?
她很漂亮 She's pretty.
不能和你媲美 She's got nothing on you.
就这样 大人物和我 There Big and I were...
在疯狂性爱和小孩的吵闹中 自得其乐 somewhere between wild sex and a baby.
-嗨 你好 -你好 - Hey, you. - Hey, how are you?
-好啊 伙计们 -你好 - Hi, guys. - How are you?
谢谢 Thanks.
要点餐吗 Ready to order?
在等个朋友 Um, I think we'll wait for our friend.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. Yup. - Thanks.
好的 听起来好极了 Okay. Yeah, that sounds great.
这样才健康 That's a whole lot of health.
-有多少种 -四十四 - How many are there? - Forty-four.
我有个一天一包水果卵石[早餐品牌]计划 I'm on the one-a-day Fruity Pebbles plan.
我们这个年龄的女人不应该轻视维他命 Women our age shouldn't joke about vitamins.
我们可不是一个年龄哦 Women who are not our age shouldn't say "women our age."
-是啊 -不久的将来你会感激我的 - Yeah. - Well, one day very soon you will thank me.
我引领大家度过更年期的困扰 I am leading the way through the menopause maze.
有了我的维他命 褪黑素睡眠膏 With my vitamins, my melatonin sleep patches,
生物雌性激素霜 my bio-identical estrogen cream...
黄体酮膏 还有一点睾丸素 progesterone cream, a touch of testosterone...
-她成了激素推销员 -没错 - She's the hormone whisperer. - I am.
这样我的身体就更年轻了 I've tricked my body into thinking it's younger.
这样我的身体就更苗条了 I've tricked my body into thinking it's thinner.
束身裤耶 Spanx.
并且我告诉你们 And I'm telling you,
没有潮热 情绪波动这些副作用 no hot flashes, no mood swings...
并且我性欲正常 重回年轻状态 and my sex drive, it's right back to where it was.
真的吗 没听说过 Really? Hadn't heard.
你从哪里知道这些的 Where are you getting your information?
跟苏珊娜·萨默斯和她的医疗团队学来的 From Suzanne Somers and her team of doctors.
我给你一本 这里面揭示了真相 I'll get you a copy. It's a revelation.
你向这个发明了美腿器的女人 You're taking medical advice
进行医疗咨询吗 from the woman who invented the ThighMaster?
当然 你没有看到我的大腿吗 Damn right. Have you seen my thighs?
好吧 继续笑吧 但是的确奏效 Okay, go ahead, laugh. It's working.
等你们五十岁的时候 我将像三十岁了 By the time you ladies are 50, I'll be 35.
-牵着妈妈的手 -她来了 - Take Mommy's hand. - Oh, here she is.
我以为只有我们四个人 I thought it was just gonna be the four of us.
不要担心 保姆马上就过来了 Don't worry, the nanny will be here in a minite.
哈利打高尔夫还没回来 Harry's just not back from playing golf.
这里 Oh, here.
让我抱抱可爱的小萝丝 Let me hold that pretty little morning Rose.
-不 不 -好吧 算了 - No. No. - Okay, no sale.
她刚学会说不这个词 She just learned the word "No."
好厉害 我们希望 Good for her. We're hoping
萨曼莎也快学会了 Samantha learns it one of these days.
-可怕的两岁 -她不可怕 - Terrible twos. - She's not terrible.
不 当然不 她一点也不可怕 No, of course, she's not terrible.
可怕的两岁小孩儿才可怕 The terrible twos are terrible.
是的 Right.
她现在正处于只要妈妈的阶段 She's in the "I only want Mommy" Phase.
还有我和艾琳 And me and Erin.
是的 只要你我还有艾琳 That's right. Just you and me and Erin.
-艾琳是谁 -她的保姆 - Who's Erin? - Her nanny.
你是怎样把那些全吞下去的 How are you gonna swallow all those?
你还不认识我吗 Have we met?
艾琳 Erin!
-女士们 早上好 -早上好 - Good morning, ladies. - Morning.
我听说这是一个非常华丽的婚礼 I hear it was quite the glorious wedding.
是的 It was.
你一定是大名鼎鼎的萨曼莎 Oh, and you must be the famous Samantha.
终于能见到你了 It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
现在 是不是有个小姑娘 Now, I know a little girl...
想去草坪上练习翻筋斗呢 who would just love to practice her cartwheels on the lawn.
你带了防晒霜吗 Do you have the sunblock?
过来 小可爱 Come to me, you little pet.
过来 There you go.
-是的 -祝你们早上愉快 - Yes. - You have yourselves a lovely morning.
-你也是 -谢谢 艾琳 - You too. - Thanks, Erin.
-她真好 -我知道 - Oh, that is so sweet. - I know.
这就是你的保姆吗 That's your nanny?
是的 就是艾琳 Yes, that's Erin.
你说的是不带乳罩的艾琳吗 You mean Erin Go Braless.
好好笑哦 她不穿乳罩 Ha, ha. She doesn't wear a bra.
她应聘的时候穿了吗 Was she wearing a bra at the job interview?
我不知道 萨曼莎 I don't know. Samatha.
当时我只是关心 I was too busy thinking
她在幼教学历 about her degree in Children's Education...
以及有多少像她一样的女孩呢 and how much the girls liked her.
她的乳头从来没有跳出来吗 Her tits never came up?
不 从没 No, her tits never came up.
-并且她很能干 -看的出来 - And she's amazing. - Well, I'm sure she is.
但是 亲爱的 应该有条法律 But, honey, there ought to be a
来禁止雇佣这种保姆 law against hiring a nanny that looks like that.
有啊 犹大书[圣经新约一书] Yeah, the Jude Law.
-准备好了吗 -是的 - Are we ready? - Yes, I think so.
-一 二 三 -好棒 - One, two, three! - Yeah, go!
真棒宝贝 再来一次 That's a good girl! One more time!
看起来并不是只有小孩子 It seems it wasn't only the children
被夏洛特的爱尔兰保姆 that were captivated by Charlotte's Irish nanny...
以及她的咪咪所吸引 and her lucky charms.
那天晚些时候 我和大人物回到了家里 And later that day, Big and I arrived home.
-屋里好热 -是啊 - Hot in here. - Yeah.
我给卧室换一下气 I'll get the air in the bedroom.
-你去搞定客厅 -好 - You get the living room. - Okay.
我和大人物卖掉了奢侈的顶层公寓之后 After Big and I sold the extravagant rooftop penthouse...
认为我们想要住的是... we thought we were meant to live in...
我们决定或许 we decided that maybe
更实际一些 we needed to come a little more down to earth.
因此就这样去做了 So we did.
确切的说 换到了十二层 Twelve floors, to be exact.
我们或许更加务实了 We may be closer to earth...
但是仍保留一角天堂 but we kept a little bit of heaven.
我们有顶级的壁板 最好的窗帘 We've got excellent panels, some of the best blinds...
已经四点半了 It's 4:30.
定哪家呢 有没有想吃的 Where should I make reservations? Any cravings?
这里没有吃的吗 Don't we have anything to eat here?
什么都没有 Nothing?
拜托 当初你娶我的时候就知道的 Come on. You knew when you
我是时尚教主而非家庭煮妇 married me I was more Coco Chanel than coq au vin.
那就叫外卖吧 Let's just order in.
上周已经叫两次了 We ordered in two nights last week.
我们整个周末都在外面 Well, we've been out all weekend.
今天就待在家里吧 Let's just stay home.
好吧 Okay.
沙发很棒 是吧 That couch is good, right?
值得一年半的等待 Worth the year and a half wait.
那个角落再放一个 就大功告成了 All we need is a piece for that corner and we're done.
宝贝 你做的不错 You did good, kid.
你鞋子蹭到沙发了 You know you have your shoes on the couch, right?
我都说了都一年半了 Year and a half, I'm just saying.
-一定是其他的行李 -不错 - That must be the rest of the luggage. - Oh, good.
刚才我还以为是鞋警呢 For a minute I thought it might be the shoe police.
而几天后的早晨 另一个家庭 And a few mornings later, in a different home...
为什么要把老鼠带到纽约的家里 Why bring rat into New York house?
这样布莱迪可以赢得二年级科学展览 So Brady can win the second grade science fair.
是吧 小伙子 Right, B-boy?
是的 我会赢的 Yeah, I'm gonna win.
-拜托坐下 吃点早饭 -我不能 - Sit down, please, have some breakfast. - I can't.
我有一个汇报 一点胃口都没有 I have this presentation and I'm sick to my stomach.
我过去爱工作爱的要死 I used to love going to work
而现在一想到工作就恶心 and now I'm sick at the thought of it.
给你 Here.
-吃两口 -谢谢 梅格达 - Two bites. - Thanks, Magda.
你没必要硬挺 可以辞职 You don't have to put yourself through this. You can quit.
我是一个律师 这就是我 I'm a lawyer. That's who I am.
生命短暂 换个欣赏你的地方 Life's too short. Go someplace where they appreciate you.
在找到一份更好的工作之前 Until you find a better job,
你可以待在家里帮忙 you can be home and help out around the house.
我等了很久才得到这个职位 I've waited too long to get here.
只要搞定就行了 I just have to suck it up.
是啊 Yeah.
妈妈 你今天会去看科学展览吗 Mom, you gonna come to the science fair today?
抱歉 宝贝 她去不了 Sorry, honey, she can't.
-妈妈 -是的 她要工作 好吧 -Mommy's... - She has to go to work. Yeah.
我们认为这些新的数字 We think that these new numbers
向大家展示了更进一步的提升 show a much more optimistic upside for us.
我们为客户节省下来的资金 And the savings that we found for the client...
也可以轻松地弥补 will easily make up for
他们引发的任何水涨的法律费用 any escalated legal fees that they incur.
所以就是双赢啦 So it's win-win.
全方位的双赢 汤姆 而且 基于 It's totally win-win, Tom. And what's more, based on...
凯文 我要你从现在开始运作这个 Kevin, I'd like you to run with this from here on.
但这是米兰达的案件 But it's Miranda's case.
实际上 这是公司的案件 Actually, it's the firm's case,
作为老板 我... and as senior partner, I'm...
有问题吗 Is there a problem?
我不知道 有吗 I don't know. Is there?
有什么事私下说好吧 Have something you'd like to say to me in private?
这话不用私下说 I don't know that it needs to be in private.
大家注意了 Okay, and we're all paying attention.
优秀奖得主是 Honorable mention goes
瑞秋的《什么是静电》 to Rachel for "What is Static Electricity?"
-大家给她热烈的掌声 -什么 - Let's give her a big hand. - What?
-我不干了 -你真棒 - I quit. - Good for you.
你还好吗 You okay?
我会找到另一份工作 更好的工作 I'll get another job. A better job.
我已经给猎头公司打过电话了 And I already called the headhunter.
布莱迪在哪里 Where's Brady?
我们的一等奖是 Now, our first prize goes to
布莱迪的老鼠迷宫 Brady for his Mouse Maze.
妈妈 我赢了 Hey, Mom, I won!
我做到了 I made it.
我从没有成功过 I never make it.
-干得好 布莱迪 -好孩子 - Good work, Brady. - Good boy.
你的海豚什么都学会了 Your dolphin has got all the skills...
它要和螃蟹一起游泳了 and it's gonna have a little swim with the crab.
是的 宝贝 Yes, it is, baby girl.
甜心 瞧 它在做什么 Hey, cutie, come look. Now, what does this do here?
看看这个 是用来做什么的 Look at this. Well, what is that gonna do?
一个人的生命中会有很多难熬的时段 There can be many tortured moments in the life of someone...
特别是一个整日写书的人 who spends her days writing books.
而这种煎熬 The antidote to those moments...
由成品书的姗姗到来终结 is the moment the finished book finally arrives.
-喂 -我是不是庸人自扰啊 - Hello? - Do I have anything to worry about?
你能具体一点吗 Can you be more specific?
我是说保姆和哈利 I mean with the nanny and Harry.
那只是萨曼莎的想法 That's just Samantha.
但是你也说了犹大书 You're the one who said that thing about Jude Law.
甜心 那只是一个玩笑 Oh, sweetie, it was a joke. You know,
就是接了个话茬 it was right there, I had to go for it.
这很搞笑 And it was funny.
不 不 我真希望没说过那话 No, no, I really wish I hadn't said it.
-看 妈妈 -宝贝 等一会 - Look, Mommy. - Just a second, honey...
妈妈必须要完成 I just have to finish
明天聚会用的蛋糕 好吗 these cupcakes for the party tomorrow, okay?
等等 我刚才说到哪里了 Hey, wait, what was I saying?
你应该感到威胁 Should you be threatened.
我提到威胁了吗 Did I say "threatened"?
我应该感到威胁吗 Should I be threatened?
看 妈妈 看 Look, Mommy, look.
好的 宝贝 让我先把 Okay, honey. Let me just put
萝丝放到她的椅子上 凯莉 rose in her chair. Carrie?
你等我一会 I'm gonna put you down for a second.
我要把孩子放下 马上回来 I'm gonna put the baby down, I'll be right back.
没事 没事 甜心 It's okay. It's okay, sweetheart.
-我知道 -看 妈妈 看 - Oh, I know. - Look, Mommy, look.
宝贝 Oh, precious.
-看看我 -好的 - Look at me. - It's okay.
看 看 Look. Look.
好了 我在听了 Okay, I'm listening.
萨曼莎说之前 你担心过吗 Well, did you have any worries before the Samantha comment?
不 当然没有 No, of course not.
我喜欢艾琳 也信任哈利 I love Erin and I trust Harry.
我相信你已经回答了自己的问题 I believe you just answered your own question.
我 我 我 我 Me, me, me, me!
莉莉 这条裙子可是复古款 Lily! This skirt is vintage.
-什么裙子 -那条奶油色的华伦天奴 - What skirt? - It's the cream Valentino.
甜心 好遗憾 Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
我要挂了 I've gotta go!
莉莉 看你做的好事 Lily, look at what you did!
妈妈要去拿点东西 好吗 Mommy just has to get something, okay?
妈咪 Mommy.
妈咪 妈咪 妈咪 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
妈咪一会儿就出去 Mommy will be out in a minute.
妈咪 妈咪 Mommy, Mommy.
妈咪 Mommy.
我刚要多拿一些糖 I was just getting more sprinkles.
姑娘们 Girls.
我们到我的房间里玩 Let's go and play in my bedroom.
妈妈需要一些烹饪时间 Mommy needs some cooking time.
夏洛特很感激艾琳能及时赶到 Charlotte was thankful to have Erin come home at that moment.
无所谓有没有威胁 Threat or no threat.
无所谓穿没穿乳罩 Bra or no bra.
好样的 来吧 亲爱的 Good. Come on, darling.
现在从上东区的不穿乳罩 And from no bra on the Upper East Side...
穿越到时代广场的不穿内裤 to no panties in Times Square.
现在是十二点 您的午饭是十二点半 It's 12 and your lunch is at 12:30.
我正在梳理打扮 I'm just freshening up.
给饭店打电话 Call the restaurant and
告诉他们我要晚十五分钟到 tell them I'm going to be 15 minutes late.
萨曼莎·琼斯 Samantha Jones.
史密斯·杰洛德在线上 Smith Jerrod's on the phone.
提醒我一下 Refresh my memory.
我们怎么认识的 How do we know each other again?
你曾做过我的宣传 You used to do my publicity.
没有想起来 Doesn't ring a bell.
你曾经和我做过 You used to do me.
想起来了 想起来了 Oh, ding, ding ding.
洛杉矶怎么样啊 How's L. A?
我在阿布扎比[阿拉伯联合酋长国之一] I'm in Abu Dhabi.
你回到中东去了吗 You're back in the Middle East?
正在为我演的电影拍海报 Yeah. We're shooting the poster for the movie I made here.
刚刚发觉我们要在纽约首次公演 And I just found out that we're premiering in New York.
我打电话是邀请你一起走红地毯 I'm calling because I want you on that red carpet next to me.
史密斯 Smith.
-是吗 -当然 是的 - You do? - Hell, yeah.
没有你就没有我的今天 My career never would've happened without you.
除了你我还会与谁共度我的重要时刻 Who else would I take to my big night?
真体贴 That is so sweet.
宝贝 我得挂了 Oh. Honey? I gotta go.
我要穿上我的内裤去赴午餐约会 I'm pulling up my panties to get to a lunch date.
不是自夸 Not to brag...
可这算不算一顿美味的周年纪念餐 but did I make us a delicious anniversary meal?
确实很美味 It was delicious.
而且你确实自夸了 And you did brag.
沾了一丁烩牛膝 You have a little osso buco right...
搞定了 there.
瞧 这就是在家里吃饭的特别待遇 See, that's one of the perks of eating at home.
你可以亲吻一下厨子 You get to kiss the cook.
还不用给小费哟 And no tipping.
-还要酒吗 -要 谢谢 - More wine? - Yes, please.
周年快乐 Happy anniversary.
-现在吗 -现在 - Now? - Yes, now.
趁我还没被你的美味佳肴弄得晕头转向 Before I'm lulled into a coma by your light Milanese fare.
太棒了 Very nice.
这可是复古经典款 一九六八年的 It's vintage. It's from 1968.
真是太棒了 Very, very nice.
而且还刻了字 And it's engraved.
"我和你 "Me and you.
只有我们俩" Just us two."
我的礼物在卧室里 Your gift is in the bedroom.
最好是我还没见过的 There better be something in there I haven't already seen.
我见过这桌子了 Well, I've seen the desk.
可你还没见过桌子里的东西 But you haven't seen what's in the desk.
目前最先进的 平板电视 A state-of-the-art flat-screen.
睡觉的时候 把它抱在怀里 And when bedtime comes, take them in your arms...
-还有 -进入梦乡 - And... - into your dreams.
动物机器人推出狗狗系列 可单独购买 WowWee Alive comes in pups. Each sold separately from WowWee.
这样我们就能蜷在被窝里看黑白老电影了 So we can lay in bed and watch old black-and-white movies.
我只听见了"老"字 The only word I heard in that sentence was "Old."
别这样 你记不记得我们在酒店 Come on. You remember how nice it was...
看《一夜风流》那次 多惬意啊 at the hotel watching It Happened One Night.
是的 那次很不错 Yes. And it was nice
因为只有一次 还是在酒店里 because it only happened one night in a hotel.
我搞砸了吗 Did I fuck up?
送个首饰就会很不错啊 Well, a piece of jewelry would've been nice.
你能邀请我和大人物 Can you get me and Big...
去史密斯的首映式吗 invited to Smith's premiere?
-当然 没问题 -太好了 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Good.
我觉得我们需要焕发点魅力 I think we need some glamour.
知道吗 那个电视和那些外卖 You know, the television and the ordering in...
好像顶着"已婚人士"的标签一样 it's just getting a little too "Mr. And Mrs. Married."
-你会很享受的 -是啊 - You'll have a good time. - Yeah.
瞧啊 Look at that.
真不错 Very nice.
做首映式礼服简直无敌了 It is a fabulous dress for the premiere.
要是我穿这件 他们会说什么 What's the worst thing they could say about me in this dress?
"她以为她是谁" "Who the hell does she think she is?"
我就想听这个 Just went to the top of my list.
那 你和史密斯 So, um, you and Smith.
你们一起去首映式 以什么关系 You're going to this premiere together as?
就是朋友 Oh, honey, just friends.
不过要是我喜欢那电影 我就上他 But I may throw him a fuck if I like the movie.
真有你的 这样就不用在意那些评论了 Oh, that's nice. That should take the edge off the reviews.
凯莉 好久没在这看到你了 Carrie. I haven't seen you here in forever.
是啊 最近在忙装修 顾不上臭美了 Yeah, I know. I've been cheating on fashion with furniture.
需要些什么 So, what can I help you with?
给我朋友萨曼莎寻觅一件红毯礼服 Well, we need to find a red-carpet look for my friend Samantha here.
已经找到了 And I think we found it.
这件会不会有点太嫩了 Is that maybe a little young?
我不知道 I don't know.
你觉得我有多老 Exactly how old do you think I am?
这根本不是问题 And not that it matters...
我他妈五十二了 就要穿这件 but I am 50-fucking-2 and I will rock this dress.
我去给你找个试衣间 I'll get you a changing room.
你的写作怎么样了 还在《时尚》吗 So Carrie, how's the writing going? Still working for Vogue?
-自由职业 -真棒 - Freelance. - Oh, that's fabulous.
你一定要这样对她吗 You had to do that to her?
要不她怎么吸取教训 Well, how else is she gonna learn?
说到《时尚》 And speaking of Vogue...
趁着你的新书发布 they want you to write a piece...
他们希望你写篇东西 to accompany the release of your book.
好啊 Oh, great.
有高端媒体评论这本书没 Has there been any long-lead press reaction to the book yet?
还没 不过我担保都会是赞扬之声的 Not yet, but I'm sure it'll all be fabulous.
是你吗 Is that you?
我觉得是 I hope so.
-还能是谁啊 -送外卖的 - Who else has a key? - The Gristedes delivery boy.
是吗 Really?
你想要送餐上门 总得冒点风险 Well, you know, you want food at home, that's a risk you take.
别放松得太早 Don't get too comfortable on that couch.
我们马上要出席首映式了 We have to be at the premiere in an hour.
今晚吗 Is that tonight?
-周一啊 -是的 - On a Monday? - Yes.
我们周一不出门的 We don't go out on Mondays.
首先 我不知道我们有这规矩 Well, first of all, I didn't know we didn't...
其次 有什么问题吗 and second of all, problem?
股市跌了一百个点 The market fell a hundred points...
还得要我穿戴整齐 and now I have to get dressed up...
去参加娱乐活动 and go to some Hollywood thing?
你只要换件干净衣服就行了 All you have to do is put on a fresh shirt.
你不能一个人去吗 Can't you go without me?
我不想一个人去 我想和你一起去 I don't wanna go without you. I wanna go with you.
这才是关键 That's the point.
我和你 一起去寻欢作乐 Me and you out on the town.
我已经玩了三十年了 I've been out on the town for 30 years.
已经玩够了 丫头 I've seen the town, kid.
你去和朋友们好好享受吧 You go have fun with your friends.
可我想和你待在一起 But I wanna spend time with you.
如果你想和我待在一起 那就别去了 Oh, well, if you wanna spend time with me, we'll stay here.
待在家里 你把这布置得很完美 At our home. Which you made so perfect.
你就是不想把屁股从沙发上挪开 You just don't want to get your ass off the couch.
好吧 好吧 你不去了 All right, fine. Stay.
我和史丹佛一起去 I'll go with Stanford.
好 Okay.
情报 这是什么 Information. What is it?
那是什么 What's that?
我从麦迪逊大街新开的日本料理 Oh, I picked up some dinner
买的晚餐 from that new Japanese place on Madison.
在这些新事物改变历史之前 Before their acquisition changed history,
在融合与确定性之前 before the merger, certainty...
在行动和了解之前 汤森路透 before action, knowledge. Thomson Reuters.
把它干了 马上出发 Throw this back. We're going.
-我以为我不用去了 -我改主意了 - I thought you just said... - I changed my mind.
你真想在人堆里挤来挤去 Do you really want to be pushed and shoved in a crowd
吃乱七八糟的东西吗 and eat bad catered food?
是的 我就想在人堆里挤来挤去 Yes. Yes. I'm dying to be pushed and shoved in a crowd...
吃乱七八糟的东西 and eat bad catered food.
除了外卖 我什么都想吃 I'm dying to eat anything that doesn't come in a takeout box.
干了 我给你拿件干净衣服 Bottoms up. I'll put out a fresh shirt.
影迷站右边 让模特走左边 Fans on the right, take models to the left.
我觉得我们穿得过于正式了 你说呢 I think we're a little overdressed, don't you?
请别走在红毯上 Please walk off the red carpet.
我们是贵宾 看见了吗 Oh, we're VIPs. See?
亮出你的镯子 Show your bracelets.
亮出你的镯子 Show your bracelet.
史密斯 这边 Smith! Right here!
-再来一张 -再来一张 - One more. - One more.
萨曼莎可真够火辣的 Samantha looks smoking hot.
那裙子会不会太嫩了 Is that dress maybe a little young?
-麦莉 -麦莉 - Miley! - Miley!
-麦莉 -也许吧 - Miley! - Maybe.
圣母玛利亚 Mother of God.
她和青春玉女麦莉·赛勒斯撞衫了 She's wearing the same dress as teen queen Miley Cyrus.
尴尬了 不过我没法不围观 I know what's gonna happen, but I can't look away.
这就是红毯遇难记 It's a red-carpet Hindenburg.
-看这边 麦莉 -这边 - Right this way, Miley! - Over here!
尴尬的平方 Awkward times two.
麦莉 麦莉 那是你妈妈吗 Miley! Miley, is that your mother?
麦莉 麦莉 看这边 麦莉 Miley! Miley, right here! Miley!
有时候 闺蜜可以是你从来没见过的人 Sometimes, a girlfriend is a girl you've never even met.
裙子真漂亮 Great dress.
谢谢 Thanks for saying that.
在好莱坞 任何事都无可厚非 And all is right in Hollywood.
刚被推了一下 Just got pushed.
派对上 贵宾厅里的萨曼莎 In the VIP room at the after-party...
发现她似乎置身中东 Samantha found herself in the middle of the Middle East...
正好坐在电影制片人谢赫·哈立德的对面 seated directly across from the film's producer, Sheikh Khalid.
这是我们第一次进军世界电影市场 This is our first venture into the world film market...
非常荣幸能请到 and we are honored to be represented...
史密斯·杰洛德这样的美国巨星 by such a magnificent American star as Smith Jerrod.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thanks.
你可真应该谢谢萨曼莎 But you should really be thanking Samantha.
都是她的功劳 I mean, it's all her.
没有她 我只不过是个服务生罢了 I was just a waiter before she came along.
她帮我宣传 She handled my public relations...
让我看起来像个明星 and made everybody see me as a star.
真的吗 Is this true?
这个嘛 Well...
没错 yes.
你去过阿联酋吗 Have you ever been to the United Arab Emirates?
没有 我居然没去过 No, and I could kick myself.
不过我有朋友去过迪拜 But friends of mine have been to Dubai...
他们说那棒极了 and they say it is amazing.
迪拜 Dubai is...
我想不起来那词英语怎么说了 I am at a loss for the word in English.
迪拜已经不行了 Dubai is over.
-真的吗 -以所有阿联酋人民的名义 - Really? - With all respect to my Emirate brother...
阿布扎比才是未来 Abu Dhabi is the future.
一个先进的国际化都市 A progressive, global city
商业 文化和时尚之都 of commerce, culture and style.
-那就是新中东 -新中东 - It is the new Middle East. - The new Middle East.
你该去亲自去看看 But you should see it for yourself.
到我的新酒店 做我的贵宾 As my guest, at my new hotel.
在不影响你享受的前提下 And if it does not interfere too much with your wonderful time...
我们也许能谈谈生意 we might be able to discuss some business.
生意 Business?
也许你能让我的酒店在美国出名 Perhaps you could make America see my hotel as a star...
就像当年捧史密斯·杰洛德一样 as you did with Smith Jerrod.
突然就和沙发扯上了 And suddenly, it's all about the couch.
两年前 我们根本不说"沙发"这词 Two years ago, we never even uttered the word "Couch."
现在 全都围着它转 And now, our entire universe revolves around it.
知足吧 Count your blessings.
想想以前 你甚至没法让他在你那留宿 Remember when you couldn't even get him to sleep over?
是啊 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know. I know.
我们今天出来了 We're out tonight.
他起码也挤出个笑容 享受享受 He could at least slap on a smile and try to have a good time.
已经崩溃过一次 相信我 Already had a nervous breakdown. No, believe me...
他现在似乎确实很享受 He seems to be having a good time now.
人们觉得西班牙人都不工作 People think that Spaniards don't work...
就是打打盹 喝喝酒 去海滩 that we just take siestas and drink Rioja and go to the beach.
酒吧有免费大虾 There was a jumbo shrimp free-for-all at the raw bar.
-我得 我马上回来 -好 - I'm gonna be... I'll be right back. - Okay.
每晚睡觉前 我都跪下祈祷 Every night before bed, I am on my knees praying:
"主啊 请让它保持原样吧" "Please, God, let it stay up."
-让什么保持原样 -股票市场 - Please let what stay up? - Hi. The stock market.
这是卡门·加西亚·卡瑞昂 This is Carmen Garcia Carrion.
卡丽昂 Carrion.
-卡丽昂 -真棒 - Carrion. - Very good.
她是马德里银行的副总裁 She is the Senior Vice President of the Bank of Madrid.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
-这是 -凯莉·普雷斯顿 你好 - This is... - Carrie Preston. Hi.
凯莉·普雷斯顿 很高兴见到你 Oh, Carrie Preston. Nice to meet you.
你先生很迷人 Your husband is very charming.
是吧 Isn't he?
看来你挺享受乱七八糟的食物和挤来挤去 So you were right about the catered food and the shoving.
你愿意的话 我准备回去了 So I'm ready to go whenever you are.
-认识你们很高兴 -我们也是 - Well, nice to meet you both. - Nice to meet you.
我会试着帮你不让股票下跌的 I'll try to keep it up for you.
-你真幽默 他很幽默 -是啊 - You're so funny. He's very funny. - He is.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
再见 晚安 Bye. Good night.
你们只有这些吗 Is that all you got?
我们只是想活下去 I mean, all we're trying to do is just keep from getting dead.
该死 Damn!
从最早的《致命捕捞》开始 Since the very first Deadliest Catch...
镜头回到七年前 cameras rolled seven seasons ago...
有点吵 It's a little loud.
舰队已经至少航行了六十多次 the fleet has gone on more than 60 voyages.
提醒一下 这可不是黑白电影 And for the record, that is not a black-and-white movie.
什么 What?
这个电视应该是用来看黑白电影的 That was supposed to be for black-and-white movies...
但现在放的不是黑白电影 and that is not a black-and-white movie.
婚礼上那个同性恋调戏我时 When the gay guy hit on me
你还觉得好笑来着 at the wedding you thought it was funny.
我没有因为你调情生气 I'm not upset about the flirt.
我喜欢调情 说实话 I like the flirt. In fact,
你可以打给她 继续调情 you could dial up the flirt around here a little more.
在我这 你是电视男和外卖男 I get TV and take-out guy...
而在银行女面前 你就是个魅力男 and Bank of Madrid lady, she gets sparkle guy.
不好意思 我们要说话还是看电视 I'm sorry. Are we having a discussion or watching television?
你怎么就看这个电视不顺眼呢 What is it with you and this television?
我不想和那些已婚的人一样 I don't wanna be one of those married couples...
躺在床上看电视 彼此一言不发 lying in bed, watching television and not talking.
那不是我想要的关系 That is not the relationship I signed up for.
只是个电视而已 又不是世界末日 It's a television, not the end of the world.
也许对你来说不是 Well, maybe to you it's not.
白令海气候多变 The Bering Sea has many faces.
在家你也不高兴 出去你也不高兴 You're not happy in, and you're not happy out.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
你想要什么 Well, what do you want from me?
我穿戴整齐 我陪你去了 I put on the shirt, I went to the thing...
你还对我躺床上看会电视 and now you're hammering me
这么有意见 about lying in bed and watching a little TV?
我说 怎么回事啊 I mean, what is the problem?
你看 Look...
我们的后半辈子 it's just going to be you and me...
每天都应该是你和我一起度过的 every night, for the rest of our lives.
可我觉得 And I think that we are going...
我们得花心思去让我们的后半辈子 to have to work on the sparkle...
活得精彩 for the rest of our lives.
活得精彩 Sparkle.
明白了 Got it.
听 Listen to that!
随着声音变高 浪就开始叠加 When it starts really screaming, the waves stack up,
难对付的就来了 and you've got these big, nasty...
有了杰克拉拉尼强力榨汁机 You can, by unlocking the power of natural juice...
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改变你的生活 拯救你的生活 Change your life. Save your life.
你是对自己最重要的人 You are the most important person you have.
如果你不为自己考虑 还会有谁 If you don't do it, who will?
喝果汁可以拯救你的生活 Juicing is the easy way to help save your life.
我保证 And I guarantee it.
别再迟疑 喝得到的健康 So don't delay. Drink yourself healthy.
开始享受新鲜自然的果汁吧 Start enjoying the benefits of fresh, all-natural juice.
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六点零三分
去我原来的住处工作了 不想吵醒你
爱你的莉
过去两年并不是 The last two years weren't exactly the best time...
卖房的好时机 to put an apartment on the market.
所以我们没卖 So we didn't.
有时候我会到这来写作 And from time to time, I'd come here to write.
或者欣赏我的衣服 Or to visit the clothes.
-喂 -你什么时候醒的 - Hello? - What time did you wake up?
我不知道 六点吧 I don't know, about 6.
我正纠结《时尚》那篇稿子 I'm worried about the Vogue article,
我打算动笔了 so I wanted to get started.
你有段日子没过去了 You haven't written over there in a while.
是啊 我知道 我只是 Yeah, I know. I know. I just...
我不知道 I don't know,
感觉在这边工作好一点 不容易分心 I thought it would be easier to work here. No distractions.
-好 -不管怎样 周四要交稿 - Okay. - Anyway, it's due Thursday...
可我还不知道要写什么 所以 and I'm not even sure what I'm writing yet, so, um...
也许写完之前我都会在这 Maybe I should just stay here until I get it done.
你要留在那吗 You're going to stay there?
就两天 把稿子憋出来就行 Just two days. You know, just to bang it out.
-行吗 -你觉得行就行 - Is that all right? - Whatever you need.
-没事吧 -没事 - Everything okay? - Yeah.
我只是想一个人安静呆着 No, I just feel like I really need to lock myself in a room...
除了写作什么也不想 and not think about anything but writing.
好吗 Okay?
好 Okay.
-就两天 好吗 -好 - Just two days. Okay? - Okay.
-那好 -拜拜 - Okay. - Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
除了写作我别无杂念 And I did think about nothing but writing.
到了第二天 满脑子都是吃的 Until the next day, when I could think about nothing but food.
终于休息下来 去填肚子的时候 And as long as I was going to break to eat anyway,
我想 为什么不叫上闺蜜们呢 I thought:"Why not call the girls?"
阿布扎比一周游 所有费用全包 One week in Abu Dhabi, all expenses paid.
我一直很向往中东 I've always been fascinated by the Middle East.
你们知道的 沙漠的月亮 You know, desert moons...
天方夜谭 魔毯 Scheherazade, magic carpets.
像阿拉丁的茉莉那样 Like Jasmine in Aladdin?
是啊 亲爱的 就像茉莉一样 Yes, sweetie, just like Jasmine.
还有鸡尾酒 But with cocktails.
太刺激了 你什么时候去 It is exciting. When are you gonna go?
我不知道 你们什么时候有空 I don't know. When can you all be free?
没有你们 我可不想去 You didn't think I was going without my gals.
-什么 -我跟谢赫说我去是有条件的 - What? - I told Sheikh I'd go on one condition:
我要带上三个闺蜜 I'd get to bring my three best girlfriends.
-出去玩玩儿 -就是这个意思 - Get out of town. - My point exactly.
乘谢赫的航班 And we are being flown on the Sheikh's own airline.
他有专属航班啊 He has his own airline?
谢赫可真行 Oh, that is one chic Sheikh.
超级 超级 超级头等舱 Super, super, super first class.
飞机上还有私人套房 And you get your own individual suite on the plane.
-天哪 -所有人所有费用全包 - Oh, my God. - All expenses paid for everything for all of us.
我们要做的就是空出一周 All we have to do is pick the week.
越快越好 我听见堕落生活的召唤了 And the sooner, the better. I can hear the decadence calling.
让我看看日程安排 无所事事 Let me just check my work schedule. Yeah. All clear.
我要通知一下我家那位 I gotta check with the old ball and chain,
不过肯定能去 中东 我来了 but I'm good to go. Middle East me.
夏洛特 三周后怎么样 Charlotte, how's three weeks from now?
我不知道 我 Oh, I don't know. I...
我们得这个月去 We have to go this month.
下个月就太热了 会烤焦的 Next months it gets so hot, you'll burst into flames.
我打赌网站上可没写这个 I bet that's not on their website.
我不知道能不能去 I mean, I don't know if I can go at all.
我有两个孩子 I have two children.
是的 但你有丈夫呢 Yes, yes, but you have a husband.
还有个全职保姆 你自己说的 And a full-time nanny. You said so yourself.
孩子们喜欢那保姆 不是吗 The kids love the nanny, right?
是 但是... Yes, but...
但是什么 有问题吗 But what? What's the problem?
自从凯莉和大人物的蜜月灾难之后 I mean, we haven't been anywhere together...
我们就没一起去过什么地方... since Carrie and Big's wedding blowup honeymoon disaster.
-过去的事了 -那都两年前了 - Memories. - And that was two years ago.
我受够了这两年的 Two years of bad business
工作不顺和经济萧条 and this bullshit economy, and I'm done.
我们得去富足的地方 We need to go somewhere rich.
-萨曼莎 我很开心...-不行 - Samantha, I appreciate the...- No.
我为了你参加了孩子们的生日聚会 I go to children's birthday parties for you.
你得为了我去阿布扎比 You are going to Abu Dhabi for me.
孩子们的生日聚会 Children's birthday parties.
她早有预谋 Pulling out the big guns.
-好吧 -谢了 - Okay. - Thank you.
瞧我们 要去阿布扎比 Look at us. Going to Abu Dhabi.
《婚姻与糟糕的二人关系》
-喂 -事情怎么样了 - Hello. - How'd it go?
刚结束 谢谢你的配合 Just finished. And thanks for the time.
你换装吃晚饭要多久 How soon can you be dressed for dinner?
我订了九点的座位 I have 9:00 reservations.
已经八点半了 It's 8:30 already.
我就在楼下 I'm downstairs.
就像这样 仿佛回到1998年 And just like that, it was 1998 again.
马上就好 I'll be right down.
-你好 宝贝 -你好 - Hey, kid. - Hey.
我想念你 I missed you.
我也想念你 I missed you.
我们外出享用了一顿愉快的晚餐 We had a wonderful dinner out.
回到家后 And back at home...
电视一夜无言 the television stayed off the entire night.
很快 我们就去中东了 And pretty soon, the Middle East was upon us.
我需要这个 I need that.
-都打包好了吗 -还差一个 - Almost packed? - One more to go.
我要和你谈谈 I had an idea I wanted to talk to you about.
记得你占用两天 Remember when you took
撰写文稿 those two days away to finish your article...
之后我们度过了一个愉快的夜晚吗 and then we had that great night?
也许我们可以考虑每周做一次 Maybe we should think about doing that every week.
听我说完 Hear me out.
你在你的旧公寓 After you took those two
度过那两天后 我开始考虑 days at your old apartment, I started thinking:
我也找个地方度过如何 What if I got a place?
你想要个专属公寓吗 You want your own apartment?
不 不是专属公寓 No, not my own apartment.
只是个每周可以住两天的地方... Just a place that I can go two days a week...
躺下来 看看电视 lie around, watch television,
做我想做的而你却不喜欢的事 do the shit I wanna do that bugs you.
然后其余五天 And then the other five days...
我可以吃晚餐 I'd be here and available for dinners
活得精彩点儿 and sparkle or whatever.
你是在说 So you're telling me that
你想在我们的婚姻上每周请两天假吗 you want two days off a week from our marriage.
你也同样能休息两天 And you'd have the same two days.
天啊 Oh, my God.
去工作或者探望朋友 To work or see your friends.
抛开我 做你喜欢做的事情 Do the things you wanna do without me.
但是我不想做任何事的时候没有你 But I don't wanna do things without you.
凯莉 拜托 我了解你 Carrie, come on, I know you.
你能老实地告诉我 Can you honestly tell me
真的不需要两天的独处时光吗 you didn't enjoy those two days to yourself?
两天还可以 但我不要每周都这样 Two days, yes, but I don't need it every week.
你是说每周都这样吗 Are you saying you need it every week?
不知道 只是个想法 I don't know, it was just an idea.
值得一试 Something to think about.
婚姻不能这样儿戏 Marriage doesn't work like that.
我认为我们应该订立 I thought we were supposed to be
我们自己的规则 making up our own rules.
每周两天 然后四天 So two days, then four days,
最终永不相见吗 then what, no days?
会发展成这样吗 Is that where this is heading?
早知道你以为我想离婚... I never would've brought it up if I thought...
就不提这事儿了 it was gonna make you think I want out.
听着 两年前 Look, I knew two years ago:
我想在哪儿就在哪儿 I am exactly where I wanna be.
每周五天 Five days a week.
我只是在尝试 Look, I'm just trying to
让互相相处得更融洽一些 make it a little easier for us to live together.
我们结婚了 I mean, we're married...
但各自真我没有变 but we're still us.
是因为我总絮叨你吗 Is this because I'm a bitch wife who nags you?
是我总是令你失望 I feel like I'm disappointing you all the time.
不 你没令我失望 No, you're not disappointing me.
那就是我做的事 Well, something is.
那我怎么跟闺蜜们说啊 So, what would I tell the girls?
"大人物和我打算每周分别两天 "Big and I are taking two days a week off...
以使我们的婚姻更美满"吗 to make our marriage work better"?
她们不会理解的 They'd never understand.
我不在乎她们是否理解 I don't care if they understand.
这是你我的婚姻 This is our marriage.
我和你 如你所说 Me and you. Just like you said.
凯莉 Carrie...
我们是没有孩子的成年人 we're adults without children.
我们可以无所顾忌地生活 We have the luxury to design our life.
你不能买你的专属公寓 Well, you can't get your own apartment.
这会令我难过 而且很浪费钱 That would freak me out and it's a waste of money.
你可以每周在我的旧居住两天 You can have my old place two days a week.
只是暂时性的 直到我想明白 Temporarily, till I figure out how I feel about this.
并且我可以随时收回 And I can take it back any time.
成交 Deal.
-车来了 -我帮你拿包 - There's the car. - I'll get your bags.
是啊 你来拿 Oh, yes, you will.
一周后 And in a week,
我会到机场接你回家 I'll pick you up at the airport and take you home.
你的家还是我的 Whose home, yours or mine?
我们的 Ours.
-欢迎 -谢谢 - Welcome. - Thank you.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
我们竭诚欢迎你们 we are pleased to welcome you
登上通往阿布扎比国际机场的班机 onboard our flight to Abu Dhabi International Airport.
-真不错 -你好 - Nice. - Hi.
欢迎登上阿夫达尔航班 Welcome aboard Afdal Air.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 我喜欢你的帽子 Thank you. I love your hat.
谢谢 Thank you.
我还以为我的帽子太乍眼儿 And I thought mine was gonna be too much.
天啊 Oh, my God.
这比我的第一个公寓还大 This is bigger than my first apartment.
需要热毛巾吗 Hot towel?
所有设施都这么漂亮 And everything is so beautiful.
就如我说的 极品中的极品 Just like I promised: the best of the best.
看啊 阿拉伯品客薯片 And look. Arabic Pringles.
好吧 太赞了 Okay, now I'm impressed.
-枣吗 -您来点枣吗 - Date? - Would you care for a date?
旅途开始才五分钟 Not on vacation five minutes and
我就搞到约会了[谐音: 枣] I already got a date.
枣是中东传统的 Dates are the traditional welcome fruit
迎宾佳果 of the Middle East.
我从这里学来的 I read that in one of these.
你竟然带来了 Oh. You moving there?
我要让大家科普一下 I've got us covered.
该做的和不该做的事 The dos and don'ts.
说到不该做的... And speaking of don'ts...
在中东 男人和女人 men and women do not embrace
不能在公共场合拥抱 in public in the Middle East.
不 不 她在跟你说话呢 姐们儿 Eh, eh, eh! No, no, no. She's talking to you, sister.
拜托 我们要去的是新兴的中东 Oh, please. We're going to the new Middle East.
当我看这些看烦了 And when I need a break from all the real information...
就看这个 I have this.
小保姆的风流韵事
让我看看 Let me see this.
太奇怪了 我想知道她怎么评价 Oh, listen. How exotic. I wonder what she's saying.
也许是说不要在 Probably telling us not to
和一个敏感的女人 bring those magazines on a 13-hour plane ride...
同乘十三小时航程的飞机时带这个杂志 with an impressionable woman.
夏洛特 别看了 Charlotte, honey, don't read that.
我错了 Sorry.
喝多之后 就看晕乎了 You see, it becomes a "Y" after a few drinks.
-我明白 -女士们 再来一杯吗 - I see. - Care for another round, ladies?
意思是"是的" It means "Yes."
她学不会这词的 Yeah, not the best word for her to learn.
你想读多少遍 How many times are you gonna read that?
大人物和我在考虑 Big and I are thinking about
每周分离两天 做各自喜欢的事情 taking two days a week apart to do our own thing.
发生了什么事吗 Is everything okay?
没 没有 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
我们只是聊起这个话题 It's just something we're talking about.
他将单独行动两天 做他喜欢的事 You know, he would get two days off to do his things...
而那两天里 我也做我自己的事 and on those days, I would do my things.
比如写作或者和男士共进晚餐 You know, like write or have dinner with you guys...
或者随便其他什么事 or I don't know, whatever.
不错 我顶你 Love it. I'm available.
两天假啊 你把婚姻弄得像职业 Two days off? You make marriage sound like a job.
算不上职业 没准有效果呢 Well, it may not be a job, but it's work.
这意味着你也要 Well, would that mean that you would
"休假"两天吗 have two nights off too?
你睡哪儿呢 Where would you sleep?
他睡我的旧居 Well, he's gonna stay at my old place...
我待在新家 and I'll stay at our new place.
我喜欢那一瞬间 I loved that time when Steve
当我得知我和史蒂夫在一起 and I knew we were together...
但同时又拥有自我空间时 but we still had our own places.
对双方都有好处 That was the best of both worlds.
我只是觉得 结婚就是两个人... I just think marriage is two people...
每个夜晚同床共枕 night after night, sleeping in the same bed.
你床上有四个人同床共枕 You have four people in your bed.
我床上曾经四人共枕[4P] I've had four people in my bed.
不能说啊 No?
女士们... Well, ladies...
我要注射一剂褪黑激素 I am going to slap on a patch of melatonin...
并服用强效安眠药 and have a seven-star snooze.
-中东见 -晚安 - I will see you in the Middle East. - Night.
这是说 "晚安" It means "Good night."
抱歉 I'm sorry.
请再解释一次 Explain it again.
到底是怎么回事 Just, what is it really about?
大人物和我只是想订立些属于我们的规则 Big and I are just trying to make our own rules.
找一找 You know, figure out
最适合我们的 what works best for us as a couple...
而世俗的... not what society says should work for us.
好吧 天啊 Okay. God.
夏洛特 Charlotte...
我们是没有孩子的成年人 we're adults with no children.
我们可以无所顾忌的生活 We have the luxury to design our own life.
他想要请两天假 But doesn't it hurt your feelings that
你不伤心吗 he would want time off?
你不懂 You just don't get it.
我在非洲上空的某地 Somewhere over Africa...
开始思考我们的关系 I began to wonder about relationships.
外人是否 Can we really ever expect anyone on the outside...
能理解我们之间的关系呢 to understand what goes on between two other people?
跨越了八个时区 Eight time zones and
洗漱一新之后 我们抵达了未来 a change of clothes later, we arrived in the future.
女士们 你们中有谁 Have any of you ladies ever
来过中东吗 been to the Middle East before?
没有 这是我们的处女地 No, we're all virgins.
谢谢 Thank you.
请千万 千万 轻点 谢谢 Super, super, super gentle. Thank you, thank you.
我很抱歉 但是... I am sorry, but...
你行李里有毒品吗 do you have any drugs in your luggage?
没有 只是些荷尔蒙激素 No. Just my hormones.
告诉我这不是真的 You gotta be kidding me.
我很抱歉 阿联酋的法规 I am sorry. It is just a UAE law.
但这些都是天然 从山药中提炼的 But they're all natural. They're made from yams.
女士们 这些不是毒品 Ladies, these are not drugs.
我需要联系大使或使馆... Okay, I need to speak to an ambassador or an embassy...
或者处于更年期的人 or someone in menopause.
萨曼莎 冷静下来 Samantha, please calm down.
这会非常 非常难办 This is getting very, very midnight express.
好吧 拿走它们吧 Okay. Fine, take them.
要是没有这些面霜和维生素的话 Without those creams and vitamins,
我马上就回更年期了 I will go ricocheting back into menopause.
放松 就一周 Relax, it's one week.
这话跟我的要冒出来的胡子说去 Tell that to the beard I'll be growing.
我们把您与谢赫·哈立德的会面 We've set your meeting
安排在了旅程最后 with Sheikh Khalid for the end of your trip...
在那之前 您和您的朋友将体验到 after you and your friends have experienced...
阿布扎比为您提供的优质服务 the best of what Abu Dhabi has to offer.
体验现在开始 Which starts right now.
您全程的交通工具 Yours for the entire trip.
四辆全新的迈巴赫 Four new Maybachs.
我们需要四辆吗 Wow, do we need all four?
安排的就是四辆 It is already arranged.
我自己独享私人空调 I'll be in my own private air conditioning.
我在此与您分别 I will be departing from you here.
旅店正静候您光临 The hotel awaits your arrival.
如果有任何需要 If you need me for anything,
请一定告诉我们 please do not hesitate to ask.
你能帮我看看我的手机 Could you help me check and make sure...
能否接到国外信号 that my iPhone has the proper international code?
我想这点小事 I think that we can find someone not
不必劳人大驾吧 so official to help with that.
他说找他的 He offered.
姐妹们 干什么呢 Hey, what's the holdup?
我们还要尽情游历阿布扎比呢 We got a lot of Abu Dhabi to do.
阿布扎比一游 Abu Dhabi do.
欢迎来到阿布扎比 Welcome to Abu Dhabi.
-谢谢 -荣幸之至 - Thank you. - Pleasure.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我们远离故土了[出自《绿野仙踪》] Oh, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
琼斯女士吗 Miss Jones?
我是萨菲尔 酒店经理 I am Mr. Safir, the hotel manager.
航班还满意吗 I trust your flight was pleasant?
就像张魔毯 Like a magic carpet.
-真迷人 给你 -谢谢 - How charming. For you. - Oh, thank you.
-给你 -谢谢 - Please, for you. - Thank you.
请...谢谢 Please... Oh, thank you.
女士们 请走这边 This way, if you please, ladies.
我们在阿布扎比怎么给小费 How do we tip in Abu Dhabi?
你有碎宝石吗 Have you got any loose rubies?
酒店为您准备了 We have many wonderful things planned
很多娱乐项目 for you at the hotel.
-真华丽 -谢谢 - Oh. This is gorgeous. - Thank you.
请享用阿拉伯咖啡 And, please, some Arabic coffee.
-谢谢 -用玫瑰水和小茴香制成的 - Thank you. - Made with rose water and cumin.
意思是"谢谢" That means "Thank you."
-你会说阿拉伯语吗 -还不太会 - You speak Arabic? - Not yet.
过谦了 Well, you're off to a great start.
味道很独特 It's different.
不是你的菜 Not your cup of tea.
-那些是什么人 -谢谢 - What's with all the men? - Thank you.
是世界杯球员 Oh, the World Cup trials are here.
他们把球[蛋蛋]也带来了吗 Did they also bring their balls?
对 他们有非常多的球[蛋蛋] Yes, they have many, many balls.
这边是您的私人电梯 This way please, for your private elevator.
-我们有私人电梯 -显然 - We have a private elevator? - Apparently.
这不是为我们准备的 This can't be for us.
我们肯定来错地方了 We must not be in the right place.
我有生之中第一次 No, for once in my life,
毫不疑惑地说出 I can say without a shadow of a doubt...
这就是我该来的地方 I am in the exact right place.
谁定的这些帅哥 Who ordered the cute?
欢迎来到朱厄尔套房 Welcome to the Jewel Suite.
-哪位是琼斯小姐 -是我 - Who is Miss Jones? - I am.
我们热烈欢迎您和您的贵宾 We are thrilled to welcome you and your guests.
-谢谢 -阿卜杜勒是您的侍者 - Thank you. - Abdul will be your butler...
琼斯小姐 Miss Jones.
-布莱德肖小姐 -是我 - Miss Bradshaw? - Oh, that's me.
我是高鲁 为您服务 I am Gaurau. I will be here to serve you.
谢谢 Thank you.
瑞萨尔服侍霍比斯小姐 And Resir for Miss Hobbes.
是霍布斯 It's "Hobbes."
十分抱歉 I'm so very sorry.
不 这... No, it's...
这不是大事 没关系 It's not a big deal. It's fine.
阿达曼服侍约克小姐 And Adman for Miss York.
如果您愿意 请随我们来 If you will, please, follow us.
我们每人都有侍者吗 We each get our own butler?
说得通 我们每人都有车 Makes sense, we each get our own car.
-圆顶大厅 -约克小姐 这边 - Rotunda. Miss York, this way, if you will.
约克吗 怎么不叫葛登不莱特了 "York"? What happened to "Goldenblatt"?
-这是中东 -是新兴的中东 - It's the Middle East. - It's the new Middle East.
还是中东 It's the Middle East.
这是书房 配有私人酒吧 This is the den. Complete with its own private bar.
女士们 尽情地喝吧 Belly up, ladies.
还设有私人餐厅 There is also a private kitchen available
日夜供应 for you day and night.
梦想成真了 Dream come true.
这里是非正式的休息室 In here, you will find your informal lounge.
那边是双闺房 Through there, the double boudoir.
-闺蜜 -闺蜜 - Roomies. - Roomies.
这边是沙龙 And in here, the formal salon.
女士们 请移步露台... And, ladies, out on the terrace...
您可以俯瞰整座院落 you have an overview of the entire grounds.
还设有酒吧游泳池 There's also a bar pool,
五个国际餐厅和一个温泉疗养中心... five international restaurants, a spa...
健身中心和夜总会... a fitness center, a nightclub...
当然还有海滨和沙滩俱乐部 and, of course, the beach and beach clubs.
在晚餐后 I've taken the liberty of arranging
我为各位安排了按摩 massages for you, followed by an early dinner.
之后您可以安睡一整晚 Then you can have a good night's rest
明天醒来神清气爽 and wake up tomorrow fresh.
我对你刚才的安排 There's nothing I don't love about
非常满意 everything you just said.
阿卜杜勒为您端来了饮品 Here is Abdul with drinks.
如果您有其他需要... If there is anything you need...
请务必告知我 我们随时为您服务 please do not hesitate to ask. We are at your service.
这些长袍叫阿巴雅思 The robes are called abayas...
蒙住了全脸 and the veil that
只露出眼睛的面纱叫尼卡巴 covers everything except the eyes is a niqab.
这肯定影响了肉毒杆菌的销量 Certainly cuts back on the Botox bill.
"女性的穿着 "Women are required to dress
不能对他人具有性吸引力" in a way that does not attract sexual attention."
萨曼莎 你是不是该... Samantha, you gotta...
我们这是在酒店 自由场所 We're at the hotel. It's a free zone.
还是注意点吧 出于尊重 Still. Out of respect.
不得不说 我真的对 Well, I gotta say, I am digging
那些阿布扎比主妇的衣服很好奇 the sequin trim on the real housewife of Abu Dhabi.
那是怎么回事 What's up with that?
年轻的穆斯林女性 Younger Muslim women are
在遵循旧俗的同时会适当与时俱进 embracing old traditions in new and personal ways.
头巾我还能接受 Well, I could get into the head wrap...
但是嘴前的面纱 看着就诡异 but the veil across the mouth, it freaks me out.
好像她们连说话的权利都没有 It's like they don't want them to have a voice.
没错 荷尔蒙也没有 Yeah, or hormones.
所有出售荷尔蒙的网站都被封锁了 I cannot find one internet hormone site that's not blocked.
至少你电话还有信号 At least you know your phone is working.
我发给哈里短信 I can't get Harry to respond
他一条都没回 这压根就不是他的作风 to any of my texts and it's not like him.
你下飞机时 不是刚跟他通过电话吗 But you called him when you arrived, right?
是 但都过了一小时了 Yeah, but that was hours ago.
快看面纱女吃薯条 French fries for the lady with the veil.
她怎么吃啊 How is she gonna do that?
吃一根撩起一次 A lift for every fry.
为了油炸食品牺牲可真大 That is a major commitment to fried food.
现在纽约时间几点 What time is it in New York now?
好了 亲爱的 你不能再这样了 Okay. Sweetie, you gotta stop.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你着了魔似的 You are obsessing about something
担心六千七百英里外的事 that is happening 6700 miles away...
却错过了隔壁桌那个 and you're missing the woman
面纱女吃薯条这么有趣的事 with the veil eating french fries at the next table.
这可是我们的友谊之旅 Consider this an interfriendtion.
拜托你不要再纠结你家保姆了 You have to stop obsessing about the nanny.
这都怪萨曼莎 Well, it is all Samantha's fault.
我本来无忧无虑 I was perfectly happy and
都是她个大嘴巴 then she went and opened her big mouth.
不如给她带个尼卡巴 Maybe we should get her a niqab.
听着 我警告你 别跟我找茬 Look, I warn you right now, don't come down on me.
时差加上荷尔蒙缺失 With the jet lag and the no hormones...
我可不保证什么时候会发飙 who knows what kind of mood swings I'm capable of.
我喜欢你的项链 I like the necklace.
你好 Hi.
小姐 Miss?
天哪 Oh, God.
非常抱歉 I'm so very sorry.
没关系 是我不好意思 我没... It's okay. I'm sorry. I didn't...
没想到你还没回去 I didn't expect you to still be here.
您没有命令我离开 You did not dismiss me.
我应该下这种命令吗 Oh. I was supposed to do that?
这样啊 Oh.
高鲁 抱歉 我不知道 I'm sorry, Gaurau, I didn't know.
很荣幸留在这 有什么需要我做的吗 It is my pleasure. What can I do for you?
没事 我就是想热点牛奶 Nothing, I was just gonna warm some milk up,
你回家吧 but you go, go home.
不 请让我来 我很愿意效劳 No, no, allow me, please. I insist.
我会端给您的 I will bring it to you.
不用了 我等着就好 Oh, you don't have to. I'll wait.
如果您允许 我建议放一点肉桂 If you will permit me, might I suggest a touch of cinnamon?
是我妻子的独家秘方呢 It is a secret learned from my wife.
好啊 麻烦帮我向你妻子道歉 Well, please apologize to
抱歉这么晚让你回不去家 your wife for my keeping you here all night.
没事的 她在印度 It is fine. She is in India.
这样啊 Oh.
我一个月后才能见到她了 I will see her in one month.
恐怕到时再转达歉意 就太无厘头了 I'm afraid if I apologize then, it will hardly make sense.
这么说 你是在这里工作总要两地跑 So you work here and you travel back and forth?
是的 每三个月 Yes. Every three months,
我放假的时候 若能买得起机票就回去 when I have a break in work and can afford the plane fare.
不会很辛苦吗 Isn't that hard?
什么 小姐 What, miss?
就是 和妻子分居两地 Just, you know, being married and spending all that time apart.
时间是次要的 Time does not matter.
重要的是我们每次见面时 When we see each other, each time...
都无比快乐 it is very wonderful.
我很幸运 I'm a lucky man.
接下来 我要尝尝这个小蜜饯 Okay, now I'm gonna try one of these little date confections.
我觉得我的仆人是同性恋 I think my butler's gay.
-首先 他太帅了 -这是基因 - First, he's way too cute. - That's genetics.
我问他恋爱史 他说那是隐私 I asked about his dating life and he said it was private.
正常 That's appropriate.
当我问他 他的名字怎么发音时他说 When I asked how to pronounce his name he said:
"阿卜杜勒 就像保拉" "Abdul. Like Paula."
-这就是同性恋了 -没错 - And that's gay. - Yeah.
-早啊 -早 - Morning. - Morning.
-早 -睡得好吗 - Morning. - How'd you sleep?
还行吧 All right.
-萨曼莎 你吃什么呢 -鹰嘴豆泥 - Samantha, what are you eating? - Mm. Hummus.
网上说鹰嘴豆含有大量雌激素 I read online that chickpeas are high in natural estrogen.
红薯也是 So are yams.
保拉·阿卜杜勒待会就给我拿来 Paula Abdul's getting me some later.
她也来上班了 Is she here too?
早安 小姐 早餐想吃点什么 Good morning, miss. What can we bring you for breakfast?
水果就好 Just some fruit, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
他人真好 叫什么来着 He is so nice. What's his name again?
高鲁 Gaurau.
他是印度人 老婆还在印度 He's from India. His wife still lives there.
他们只能 They only see each other
每三个月等买得起机票的时候见一次 once every three months when they can afford it.
我问他会不会很辛苦时 他说 And I asked him if that was hard for them and he said:
"时间是次要的" "Time doesn't matter."
重要的是他们每次见面时 都无比快乐 That each time they see each other it's wonderful.
看吧 婚姻有很多种的 So, see, there are all kinds of marriages.
谁想去阿布扎比旧城的露天集市赶集 Who's up for a morning trip to the souk in Old Abu Dhabi?
什么叫赶集 What's a souk?
就是一个集市 你可以在那买到金子 It's a market where you can buy gold,
香料 纺织品和各种东西 spices, textiles and souk things.
我要去 再喝一小口马上赶集去 I'm in. One sip then souk.
天哪 Wow.
-真漂亮啊 -我们午饭时候回来 - Oh, it's so beautiful. - We'll be back in time for lunch.
-谢谢 高鲁 -谢谢 瑞萨尔 - Thank you, Gaurau. - Thank you, Resir.
好了 Got it.
你们大概没买过违禁品 You must not have a forbidden experience.
是啊 Oh, okay.
可能会有人向你们兜售黑市腕表 Men may approach you with black-market wristwatches.
看你上钩了 他们会带你 If you engage them, they'll move you
进一个小屋向你兜售 那是违法的 to a room and try to sell you items. It is illegal.
除了要注意这个 就没什么了 Other than that, you'll not have to worry.
那里的人都很诚实 People here are very honest.
开车 Driver.
-好香啊 -是啊 - Mm. Smells so good. - Yeah.
女士们 Ladies.
-违禁品来了 -女士们 女士们 - Forbidden experience coming at you. - Ladies. Ladies.
-不要 没兴趣 -女士们 - No, no. - Ladies.
不要 No.
就这样 离开违禁品转身遇见了必需品 And from the forbidden to the necessary.
我要进去这里 I'll be going there.
当然你要进去 Of course you will.
我要回去再买点香料 我还没买够呢 I'm going back for more spices. I don't think I got enough.
好的 Okay.
这些好漂亮 These are very pretty.
你会说英语吗 Do you speak English?
会 Yes.
我能试试吗 谢谢 May I try this? Thank you.
我先把这个脱... Let me just get them...
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
那么 好的 好的 So, yes, yes.
我要了 I'll take them.
谢谢 Thank you.
好漂亮 So pretty.
稍等... Just...
谢谢 Thank you.
这些 一共多少钱 So, for this, how much?
一百迪拉姆[摩洛哥货币] One hundred dirham.
-二十美元吗 -是的 - Twenty dollars? - Yes.
-加上鞋吗 -是的 - For shoes? - Yes.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
这是一百 谢谢 That's 100. Thank you.
不用了 放在我包里就好 Oh, you know what, I'll just put the shoes in my purse.
我腾腾地方 Okay. I'm just gonna make room.
这是开始祷告的声音吗 Is that the call to prayer?
是的 Yes.
就在这里 在旧城阿布扎比中心 And there, in the middle of Old Abu Dhabi,
我邂逅旧爱 was an old love.
-那个人把它们藏后面了 -艾登 - The guy hid them back there - Aidan.
这是我有过的最美丽的幻觉 This is the best mirage that I've ever had.
还有一次在亚利桑那被佩奥特掌扎得 And I did some peyote once in Arizona
晕头转向 that blew my head off.
快来让我抱抱你 Come here, you.
这里让抱抱吗 Is this allowed here?
怎么会... What the...?
你怎么...你怎么会来阿布扎比的 Abu Dhabi? What? You? Why?
我听说这里鞋卖的很便宜 Well, I heard about this amazing deal on shoes.
开玩笑啦 我和她们几个一起来的 No, I'm here with the girls.
萨曼莎给我们弄到的公关福利旅行 Yeah, Samantha worked us all in on her free PR trip.
你是...怎么会到这来 And you? What?
这是我采购之旅的第三站 I'm on the third leg of a buying trip.
先去的巴厘岛 印度 然后是这儿 Bali, India, here.
我卖家具的时候配上进口毛毯 Yeah, I import rugs to sell with the furniture...
怎么越说越像陌生人了 快来再抱抱 and I'm talking like I don't know you. Come here again.
天哪 Holy moly.
我和米兰达一起来的 我不知... You know, Miranda's here with me, so, I don't...
不如一起吃点烤肉串还是什么的 Shall we grab a kebab or a whatever?
该死 我得跟那几个合伙人吃午饭 Shoot. I have to eat lunch with my business partners.
他们不太习惯跟女士一起吃饭 And they don't cotton to the ladies at the lunches.
早知道就带头巾袍来了 I knew I should've packed my burqa.
我们吃完午饭后会去其它城市 We're going to a different city after lunch.
明天就回来 I'll be back tomorrow.
能请你去吃饭吗 就你我两个人 Can I take you out to dinner, just you and me?
这个嘛... Oh. Uh...
我还不知道她们是怎么计划的 Well, I don't really know what the girls have planned.
你知道米兰达把我们行程安排得很... You know, Miranda's got us scheduled pretty...
没关系的 你有时间的话... It's okay. Look, if you have the time...
当地人可说过 the locals say that the
我酒店餐厅的麻哈麻拉[菜]是一绝啊 restaurant at my hotel has the best muhammara in town.
这是我的全球通手机号 That's my international cell.
全球通手机 International cell.
看你 成功人士了 Look at you, all grown-up.
我得先走了 I should get going.
他们觉得让别人等着很失礼 They consider it rude to keep people waiting here.
拜 Bye.
他们还觉得 They also consider it
不打给前男友共进晚餐也很失礼哦 rude not to call an old boyfriend for dinner.
凯莉 Carrie!
多么神奇啊 How weird is this?
他看起来怎么样 How did he look?
一点都没老 Like no time had gone by.
-你告诉他你结婚了吗 -告诉了 - Did you tell him you and Big got married? - Yes.
我一见面就说 Those were the first words out of my mouth.
"这么巧在阿布扎比遇见 "Hey, we're here in Abu Dhabi
我和那个你恨透了的男人结婚了" and I married that man you hated."
-他还是有妇之夫 -不知道 - Is he still married? - I have no idea.
带着婚戒没 Was he wearing a wedding ring?
应该是带了 I believe he was.
你会约他吃晚饭吗 Are you gonna have dinner with him?
我们这是友谊之旅 We're here to spend time together.
-就我们四个 -这就对了 - Just the four of us. - Right.
大腿收一收 Um, legs.
米兰达 这是游泳池好不好 Miranda, I'm at the pool.
-还要我多保守 -穿鲨鱼皮比基尼吧 - What am I supposed to wear? - How about a burkini?
礼品店有卖哦 Yeah, they have them at the gift shop.
去它的吧 Forget about them.
快看 Look.
泳池边 澳大利亚橄榄球队 Arriving at the pool, direct from a sweaty practice match:
直接从大汗淋漓的赛场而来 The Australian rugby team.
谁点了美味的澳洲香肠 Who ordered the Aussie sausage?
大事不妙了 This is a disaster.
看着满满一泳池的性感到爆的帅哥 I have a whole pool of testosterone from down under...
我居然一点性趣也没有 and I'm not feeling anything down under.
终于来了 我的雌激素正式放空 It's official. The estrogen has left the building.
我以"友谊之旅"的名义郑重指出 Okay, I am pulling an interfriendtion.
如果不让我说哈里的事 If I can't talk anymore about Harry...
那也不许她再提什么荷尔蒙了 then she can't talk anymore about hormones.
我再也吃不下红薯了 I can't eat any more yams.
抹点儿试试 Couldn't hurt.
姑娘们 我们来这儿是找乐子的 Ladies, we came here to have fun together.
我 作为一个超级控制狂 And I, being the type-A control freak that I am...
已经排了满满的阿布扎比日夜欢乐计划 have planned a full day and night of big Abu Dhabi fun.
我要把这次"友谊之旅" I am gonna turn this interfriendtion...
变为"有乐之旅" into an interfuntion.
还是没感觉 Still nothing.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 高鲁 Thank you, Gaurau.
-天哪 -你不是说我们来吃午饭吗 - Oh, my. - You said we were going to lunch.
是啊 先骑骆驼再吃饭 多好玩啊 We are. Camels, then lunch. It'll be fun.
不是说不好玩 Not to not be fun...
不过 我没穿能骑骆驼的衣服啊 ...but I'm not really dressed to get on a camel.
我早安排好了 I've got that covered.
-什么 -酒店的礼物 - What? - Gift of the hotel.
别担心 我都是让阿卜杜勒精挑细选的 And don't worry, I had Abdul pick them out.
真的假的 Serious?
在贝都因帐篷里更衣可以吗 Care to change in the Bedouin tent?
贝都因 巴斯 Bedouin, Bath
还有什么更异域情调的吗 and Beyond.
还是没信号 Still nothing.
谢谢你 高鲁 可以 Thank you, Gaurau, yes.
真是太激动人心了 This is very exciting suddenly.
扶我一把 等等 Help. Wait, wait. Help.
鞋跟 有沙子 好烫啊 Heels. Sand. Hot.
-我开始潮热 -你好得很 - I'm having a hot flash. - You're fine.
真的 已经开始了 Seriously, they're starting.
听好 在阿拉伯大沙漠里骑骆驼 Look, you're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert.
你要是不潮不热 那八成是就死翘翘了 If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.
-觉得怎么样 -太爽了 - What do you think? - This is fabulous.
是我电话 天哪 我电话响了 There's my phone. Oh, my God. It's my phone.
这是那家公司的号码信号这么好 Who's her long distance provider.
喂 哈里 你都在干什么呢 Hello, Harry? What have you been doing?
我把你吵醒了吗 I woke you up?
哈里 等下 这信号不好 Harry, wait. You're going in and out.
你现在能听见了吗 Can you hear me now?
哈里 Harry?
米兰达 我要掉下去了 Miranda, I'm falling!
先生 她要掉下去了 Sir, she's falling!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
-谢谢你 -没事 - Thank you. - It's okay.
你没伤着吧 Are you all right?
没有 没有 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
骆驼小脚趾露出来了[暗指夏没穿内裤] Wow, you have an actual camel camel-toe.
有什么好笑的 Oh, it's not that funny.
中间小沙坑都露出来了 She's having a little sand wedge.
哈里 喂 Harry? Hi!
哈里 你还在听嘛 Harry, are you there?
我刚从骆驼上掉下来了 I just fell off a camel.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
你收到我短信没有 Did you get my texts?
四个男仆居然能把这么多食物和衣服 It is amazing how much food and
装在四个行李箱中 着实令人赞叹 clothing four butlers can fit into four Maybachs.
-谢谢 -请尽情享用 - Thanks. - Enjoy.
真好看啊 Gorgeous.
敬弗德 马祖克 还有... To Fouad and Marzouk and...
- 哈提米 - 哈提米 - Hatimi. - Hatimi.
-是的 -谢谢 - Yes. - Thank you.
十分抱歉 女士们 打扰你们午餐了 My apologies, ladies, for disturbing your fun.
高鲁 朋友 麻烦你 Gaurau, my friend, if you
帮我个忙 给酒店打电话告诉他们 would do me the kindness of calling the hotel...
告诉他们我会晚到一两个小时 telling them I'll be an hour or two late.
愿意效劳 先生 My pleasure, sir.
有日落与沙丘为伴 What's the sense in a boring business dinner...
谁还去参加无聊的晚餐上谈生意 when you have sand dunes and sunset?
我说的对吗 Am I right?
你们都看见了吧 You all saw that, right?
天哪 我绝对看见了 Well, I sure did.
那大帅哥是谁 Who's Lawrence of Arabia?
他是个丹麦设计师 He's a Danish architect who
每次来阿布扎比都会住在酒店里 stays at the hotel each time he's in Abu Dhabi.
-人很好 -人很帅 - Very nice man. - Very hot man.
姑娘们 我确定已经非常有性趣了 Well, ladies, I am definitely feeling something down under.
别 别这样 No, don't, don't.
而且他还住在我们的酒店里哦 And he's staying at our hotel.
我下面小妹妹的福音啊 Lawrence of my labia.
那感觉宛若初次 It feels like the first time
那感觉宛若最初次 It feels like the very first time
那感觉宛若初次 It feels like the first time
那感觉宛若最初次 It feels like the very first time
卡拉Ok在美国 玩腻了 Karaoke in the U.S., tired.
卡拉Ok在中东 真新鲜 Karaoke in the Middle East, fresh.
那些女人为什么 Now, why are those women
可以袒胸露乳的 allowed to show their bellies and chests?
这个 据我了解 Well, from my research,
某些肚皮舞夜店是允许的 there's some kind of nightclub-belly-dancer loophole.
道貌岸然的教徒可真聪明 Oh, those clever religious men.
不好意思打扰一下 我是说"打扰鸟" Oh, excuse me. I mean, marhaba.
好吧 给我们再上一轮香槟 Okay. Could we get another round of champagne?
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
"灰常"感谢 Shukran very much.
再来一轮 Another round?
看来某人在阿布扎比很能玩哦 You are fun in Abu Dhabi.
在纽约的时候我也很能玩啊 I'm fun in New York.
至少这两年没玩过 Not for the last two years.
是吗 你觉得这就叫能玩了 等着瞧 Oh, really? You think I'm fun now? Just wait.
这感觉宛若初次 It feels like the very first time
大家别起哄了 Give it up, people.
别起哄了 人家很卖力唱呢 Give it up, Abu Dhabi.
很卖力给你们唱呢 He's working hard, hard, hard for you.
下面有请四位来自美国的姑娘 Next we have four girls from America.
姑娘们 请上台来吧 Ladies, you have to come to the stage now, please, oh.
手拉手一起上来吧 Put your hands together. Let's go.
很好玩的 多好玩啊 来吧 来吧 It'll be fun. It'll be fun. Come on, come on.
我们都等着呢 美国姑娘们 We are waiting for you, America.
你挑了什么歌 我不会唱怎么办 What song did you pick? What if I don't know it?
放心吧 保证你会唱 Trust me, you know the song.
这是我们的吗 Are those ours?
她们要唱歌给我们哦 They're going to sing for us.
我是... I am w...
-没 还没开始 -等一下 - No, no, no. Not yet. - Wait for it.
好了 开始了 Now. Now we come in.
我是女人 听我说 I am woman, hear me roar
我们是不可忽略的 In numbers too big to ignore
我太清楚曾怎样假装被忽视 And I know too much to go back and pretend
因我曾听说过一切 'Cause I've heard it all before
也曾经历过那黑暗的时代 And I've been down there on that floor
而再也没人能如那般压抑我们了 And no one's ever gonna keep me down again
没错 我拥有智慧 No Yes, I am wise
而这智慧从痛苦中学来 But it's wisdom born of pain
没错 我付出了代价 Yes, I paid the price
但我却如凤般涅槃 But look how much I've gained
若必须迎难而上 我将无所不能 If I have to I can do anything
我无比坚强 I am strong Strong
坚不可摧 I am invincible Invincible
我是个女人 I am woman
-咱唱得不错嘛 对吧 -没错 - Pretty good, huh? - Yeah.
大家一起来 Everyone!
我们齐肩而立 Standing toe to toe
如我热情的双臂向世界敞开 As I spread my loving arms across the land
我仍旧稚嫩 I am still an embryo
前路仍旧漫漫 With a long, long way to go
直到我让我的兄弟们懂得 Until I make my brother understand
没错 我拥有智慧 Oh, yes I am wise
而这智慧从痛苦中学来 But it's wisdom born of pain
没错 我付出了代价 Yes, I've paid the price
但我却如凤般涅槃 But look how much I've gained
若必须迎难而上 我将无所不能 If I have to I can do anything
我无比坚强 I am strong strong
坚不可摧 I am invincible Invincible
我无比坚强 I am strong Strong
坚不可摧 I am invincible Invincible
我是个女人 I am woman
这就是美国女人 我听到了你们的呼喊 Those are the American women. I heard them roar.
我的女神啊 Oh, my goodness.
我是个女人 I am a woman
我在那张桌哦 I got that table
你们唱得太棒了 That was quite a performance.
好戏还在后头呢 Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
-晚上好 -晚上好 - Hello again. - Hi.
我先自我介绍一下 Allow me to properly introduce myself.
我叫里卡德·斯伯特 My name is Rikard Spirm.
里卡德 是理查德吗 Rikard. isn't that "Richard"?
对 那是丹麦语 In Danish, yes.
所以你又叫大屌斯伯特咯 [Dick为Richard昵称 又有阴茎含义] So your name is Dick Spirm?
再露骨一点算了 Could you be any more American?
我可不这么念 I don't think so.
我想请你喝一杯 Care to join me for a drink?
今晚不行 今晚是姐妹狂欢夜 Oh, I can't tonight. it's girls' night out.
不过我明天有空 But I do have tomorrow free...
随时奉陪 all day and night.
一起吃个宵夜怎么样 Perhaps you'd be open for a late dinner.
非常乐意 I'd be open.
你真有趣 You're very funny...
萨曼莎 Samantha.
-再见 女士们 -晚安 - Ladies. - Good night.
我真得感谢你 萨曼莎 I gotta hand it to you, Samantha.
没有见色忘友 Not blowing us off for a guy in your condition...
真难得 very classy.
谁让咱们有约在先 Well, we made a deal ages ago.
男人啊 孩子啊 统统靠边站 Men, babies, doesn't matter.
知己最重要 We're soul mates.
她的话为今天画上了完美的句点 It was the perfect end to a perfect day.
-早上好 -早上好 女士 - Good morning. - Good morning, miss.
她们去哪了 Where is everyone?
正在露台吃早餐 Oh, they're having breakfast on the terrace.
这是给萨曼莎的吗 我可以看吗 Is this Samantha's? may I?
请便 As you wish.
谢谢 Thanks.
一直以来 她写的每一本书 "And on and on, one by one,
都会讽刺一下传统结婚誓言 she lampoons the traditional wedding vows."
誓言本身就是讽刺 Yeah. It's a satire.
而且好笑 And it's hilarious.
等到才女布莱德肖 "Until the talented Bradshaw is
领悟到婚姻生活的复杂性 better able to grasp the complexities of married life...
我们会建议她最好免开尊口 she would be better advised to explore the vow of silence."
建议他有多远滚多远 And he would be better advised to go fuck himself.
天哪 God.
《纽约客》 The New Yorker.
这二十年来我一直是它的读者 I have been carrying it around in my purse for 20 years.
更可恶的是 他们居然把我画成这样 And to make it worse, they turned me into a cartoon...
在我的嘴上画胶带 and slapped tape across my mouth.
你就当是赞美你 Take it as a compliment.
你的一言一行太有影响力了 You have a strong female voice
他们自愧不如 and this guy is intimidated.
我突然意识到 You know, I'm just realizing,
老板不待见的不是我说话的声调 it wasn't my tone of voice that my boss didn't like.
而是因为我的能力 It was the fact that I had a voice.
美国男人表面上能与强势的女人和平共处 Men in the U.S. pretend they're comfortable with strong women...
可实际上 大多数男人 but really, a lot of them would
还是希望咱们蒙着面纱吃薯条 prefer us eating french fries behind our veils.
一语中的 Word.
我应该只写自己熟悉的单身生活 I should've just stuck to writing about what I know: being single.
可你已经结婚了 But you're not.
我是结婚了 No, I'm married,
可大人物却提出每周分开两天的要求 and Big wants two days off.
-我觉得你们俩都想...-夏洛特 - I thought you both wanted... - Charlotte.
肯定会有人给出好的评价的 Well, there'll be other reviews. fabulous reviews.
咱们现在去逛街吧 No. but right now, I need you to go shopping.
帮我挑挑约会穿的衣服 We have to find me something for my date.
要性感的 不能激凸 不能暴露胳膊 Something sexy that doesn't show my tits,
及腹部赘肉 arms or belly.
-我想出去走走 -不如去泡温泉 - I think I'm gonna take a walk. - What about our spa day?
我没什么心情 I'm not in the mood. not in the mood.
你们去吧 玩得开心点 but you guys go, have fun.
晚上见 Okay, I'll see you later.
-你真的不去吗 -恩 - You sure? - Yeah.
-别忘了今晚八点一起吃饭 -知道了 - We have dinner reservations at 8. - Yeah.
女士 Miss?
我出去一下 I'm going out.
这杂志怎么跑她手里去了 I don't know how she got ahold of it.
不要薯泥了 No more yams.
有什么需要我效劳的吗 女士 Is there anything you'd like to do, miss?
没 谢谢你 No, thank you.
我想一个人走走 I think I'm gonna walk ahead, by myself.
我独自走在阿布扎比的海边 I walked along the Abu Dhabi beach.
从未感觉如此远离家乡 I had never felt so far away from home.
迷失自我 Or from myself.
我们泡温泉时还想你呢 今天过得如何 We missed you at the spa. how was your day?
-挺好的 -打扮得很漂亮嘛 - It was good. - Wow, you look great.
我约了艾登吃晚餐 I'm meeting Aidan for dinner.
那咱们改到五点吃饭吧 Oh, okay. We'll change our reservation to 5, then.
四点吧 萨曼莎晚上有约会 No, we're okay with four. Samantha's got that late date.
不用 我们约在他住的酒店里 Not necessary, because we're having dinner at his hotel.
他住的酒店 At his hotel.
那是个很大的中东酒店 Yeah. there's a great Middle Eastern place there.
口碑很好 It has the best, I don't know, something.
你为什么和他吃晚饭啊 Why are you having dinner with him?
难道我不能喝他吃晚饭吗 How can I not have dinner with him?
我们在地球的另一边邂逅 We bump into each other halfway around the world?
-是天意 -那又怎样 - I mean, it means something. - It doesn't mean anything.
你没开玩笑吧 Are you serious?
你一直在说 You have been saying that
过去二十年发生的一切都有意义 everything means something for the last 20 years.
可是在中东的香料市场 But seeing Aidan at a
遇见艾登就不值得一提吗 spice souk in the Middle East means nothing.
你在玩火 I think you're playing with fire.
哈哈 我在玩火么 Oh, my God. now I'm playing with fire?
是你神经过敏 All right, you've gone crazy.
来到阿布扎比之后 你就神经兮兮的 Seriously, you're crazy in Abu Dhabi.
因为你担心你的婚姻 Just because you're worried about your marriage,
丈夫会出轨 everyone's gonna cheat.
祝你们晚餐吃得愉快 Have a good time at dinner.
没事吧 You okay?
我很累 先去休息了 Yeah. I'm just really, really tired. I'm gonna take a nap.
睡个好觉 Take a nice, long nap.
醒了之后我请你喝一杯 And then I'll buy you a drink.
九点 如何 How's 9 sound?
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
晚上好 Hi.
霍布斯女士 Miss Hobbes.
既然这里有酒吧 干吗还往外跑 I thought, "Why go to a bar when we have a bar?"
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 你可以下班了 Thank you, Resir. You can go.
休息好了吗 How was your nap?
睡的很香 I slept hard.
你需要睡眠 当妈妈太辛苦了 You needed it. Being a mother kicks your ass.
再累也值得 Yes, but the benefits make it worth it.
我们现在离家很远 We're 6700 miles away from everyone.
有什么话你可以跟我说 You can say it to me.
我也是个母亲 I'm a mother too.
说什么 Say what?
那些你想说 All the things you're thinking,
但又说不出口的话 but you won't allow yourself to say out loud.
好吧 我先说 Okay. I'll go first.
我很爱布莱迪 As much as I love Brady...
爱到无法用语言表达 ...and I do love him more than words...
我不仅想当一个称职的母亲 ...being a mother is not enough.
我还记挂着我的工作 I miss my job.
你别这么看着我 You're not gonna leave me
让我感觉自己是个很差劲的母亲 hanging out feeling like the worst mother, are you?
好 Okay.
嗯 Well...
-我爱我的孩子们 -我知道 - I love my girls. - I know that.
可是 But
没有她们在我身边 我过得很舒服 I have enjoyed not having them around.
-我需要休息 -没错 - I needed a break. - Yes, you did.
萝丝整天哭 没日没夜 Rose cries all day, every day.
我快崩溃了 It's driving me crazy.
真不知道这几个月 I have been watching you for months.
你是怎么过来的 I don't know how you're doing it.
有时我就跑到别的房间 关上门 Sometimes I go in the other room and I close the door...
任由她哭闹 我是不是很可恶 and I just let her scream. isn't that awful?
这是在锻炼她 喝一杯 No, that's survival. take a sip.
你知道吗 And can I tell you something else?
我很内疚 I feel guilty.
超级内疚 I feel so guilty,
我最大的心愿就是有个美满的家庭 because all I ever prayed for was to have a family.
如今我有两个漂亮的女儿 And now I have these two beautiful girls.
嗯 And?
-她们快把我逼疯了 -接着喝 - They're driving me crazy. - Take a sip.
我觉得自己很失败 And I feel like I'm failing.
从头到尾都很失败 I just feel like I'm failing all the time.
你不是 You're not failing.
当妈妈很辛苦的 Being a mother is hard.
天哪 真的很辛苦 Oh, my God. It is so hard.
而且我还是雇了全职保姆的 And I have full-time help.
那些自己带小孩的妈妈是怎么做到的 How do the women without help do it?
想象不到 I have no fucking idea.
-向她们致敬 -干杯 - To them. - To them.
当我 And when I...
不说了 不说了 太难受了 Oh, no, I can't. I can't. it's awful.
继续喝 Sip.
接着说 Go.
当我听萨曼莎说 When I heard Samantha say...
哈里会和艾琳乱搞时 that Harry was gonna cheat on me with Erin...
我首先想到的是 my first thought was:
我不能没有保姆 "I can't lose the nanny."
咱们得吃点东西了 We really should eat something.
真为你开心 替你们俩开心 I'm happy for you. for both of you.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的祝福对我很重要 That means a lot.
坦白地说 I have a confession to make.
我知道你结婚了 I already knew you were married.
你耍我呢啊 You let me go through all that?
我老婆在网上看到消息告诉了我 Yeah, my wife showed me something on the internet.
她一直在有意无意地 You know, she always kind of kept one eye on you,
关注着你 the one that got away.
凯茜还好吗 How is Kathy?
她很好 很了不起 She's great. she's really amazing.
她的纺织品生意越做越大 Her fabric business is through the roof,
还照顾着3个儿子 even with the three boys.
-3个儿子吗 -是啊 - Oh, my God. Three? - Yeah.
荷马 怀亚特和塔特 Homer, Wyatt and Tate.
像是个乡村音乐乐队 Sounds like a country-music band.
希望吧 Here's hoping.
塔特 Tate.
艾登 他们真可爱 Wow. Aidan, they're amazing.
他们都很乖 Yeah, they're good boys.
我们很幸运 We're really lucky.
你怎么样 What about you?
没有生小孩的打算吗 Not in the cards?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们聊过很多次 We've talked about it a lot
我们俩都很爱孩子 可是 and both love kids, but...
那不是我们想要的生活 that's not who we are.
不奇怪 你跟别人都不同 Yeah, doesn't surprise me. You're anything but traditional.
向你求婚时我就知道了 I learned that when I tried to get you to wear a ring.
是啊 瞧 还是老样子 Exactly. and see? still.
不带钻石戒指 No diamond.
-结婚了 -天哪 - And I'm married. - Man...
我太蠢了 求婚居然用钻石戒指 That was my big mistake. trying to get a rock on you.
你是个很特别的女人 You're not like other women.
与众不同 Man, are you not.
你真美 Fuck, you look good.
很性感 恕我冒犯 You look hot. I'm sorry, but you do.
麻哈麻拉[菜]味道如何 Did you enjoy the muhammara?
是我吃过的最好的 That is the best muhammara I've ever had.
这里有7座拱门 There's seven arches.
分别代表不同的阿拉伯酋长国 One to represent each of the different Arab Emirates.
每来一次我就记住一个国家 I memorize a different state every time I come.
我已经记住4个了 I'm up to four now.
阿布扎比 阿吉曼 I got Abu Dhabi, Ajman...
迪拜 还有 等等 ...Dubai and, um, hold on...
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 No, I'm sorry.
-糟糕 -我该回去了 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah, I should go.
我走了 再见 I'm going. bye.
是从这边走吗 Is this the way?
-晚餐用得如何 -很好 - How was your dinner, miss? - Yeah.
-我和艾登接吻了 -我料到了 - I kissed Aidan. - I knew it.
你说的没错 I know you knew it.
我确实是在玩火 I played with fire.
我对自己很失望 萨曼莎在吗 I'm so mad at myself. is Samantha still here?
我需要你们 I need everybody.
她正准备去约会呢 She's getting ready for her date.
萨曼莎 Samantha!
我在这呢 In here.
我和艾登接吻了 我很害怕 I kissed Aidan. I'm freaking out.
咱们聊聊吧 I need to talk.
我这就来 I'm coming right out.
保拉 给我毛巾 Paula, I need a towel.
前一分钟他还在说着阿拉伯酋长国名 One minute, he was naming the Arab Emirates...
突然 我们就接吻了 and then, all of a sudden, we kissed.
他主动还是你主动 Did he kiss you? or did you kiss him?
同时 都有责任 No, both. both equally guilty.
我要给大人物打电话 告诉他 Yeah, I wanna call Big and tell him.
先冷静冷静 Let's just calm down for a second.
我不想隐瞒 No, really. I don't want the secret.
隐瞒的后果会更严重 The secret to me makes it much worse.
我越早告诉他 So the sooner I tell him,
对他的伤害就越小 the quicker, the less damage it will do.
这儿比纽约早8小时 I mean, we're eight hours ahead of New York.
这是那里未来的事 This is the future.
在纽约什么都还没发生呢 It hasn't really even happened there yet.
我已经语无伦次了 Well, now I'm crazy in Abu Dhabi.
你们什么意见 我应该告诉他吗 So, what do you think? should I call him?
我不知道 I don't know.
我真的不知道 I don't know.
我喝多了 I'm a little drunk.
当史蒂夫告诉我他和别人上床 When Steve told me he cheated on me,
我绝望了 I was devastated.
可我知道只有那一次时 But now that I know it was only that one time...
-嗯 -伤心痛苦值不值得呢 - Yeah? - Was the pain worth it?
-不知道 -不知道 - I don't know. - Yeah. I don't know.
直接点说就是 Let's get something straight here.
史蒂夫和别人上床了 Steve had sex.
恕我直言 他确实做了 I'm sorry, but he did.
你们俩只是接吻而已 没什么大不了的 And this was just a kiss. a kiss is nothing.
-和艾登接吻 -吻吻而已 - A kiss with Aidan. - It was a kiss.
-我们曾经相爱过 -只是一个吻 - We have a history. - It was just a kiss.
什么也别说了 Say nothing.
我要告诉他 I am gonna tell him.
拜托 Do me a favor...
明天再说 ...and sleep on it.
第一次抽水烟筒 Your first sheesha experience.
很过瘾的 This is very exciting.
把这个管子放到嘴里 You put this pipe in your mouth...
吮吸吗 And suck?
你真聪明 You are a natural.
那边有人在看你 I think you have another audience.
阿布扎比在很多方面都很超前 Abu Dhabi is so cutting-edge in so many ways...
可是在性方面却那么保守 and so backward when it comes to sex.
矛盾啊 And the paradox is...
我现在欲火焚身 I find myself to be most aroused on my trips here.
没那么夸张吧 Do tell.
如果我们是在巴黎或者马德里 If we were in, say, Paris, or Madrid, right now...
我会把手伸进 I would be having my hand down your blouse,
你的衣服里抚摸你 brushing your nipples.
可是在这里不行 But here, such things are forbidden.
受人管制 变回了困兽小伙子 And it's like being a boy again.
你够大吗 And are you a big boy?
去沙滩走走 Walk on the beach?
好的 Oh, yes.
我很想去沙滩走走 I need a walk on the beach.
你的裙子没系好 Your top seems to have come undone.
深夜两点半给我打电话 Well, it's 2:30 a.m. There.
你不会还在倒时差吧 You still can't be jet-lagged.
嘿 Hi.
有些事想告诉你 Something happened.
-你没事吧 -没事 没事 - Are you okay? - Yes. Yes.
没出什么意外 Nothing accident-wise or anything.
但确实有个意外事件 But it was an accident.
怎么了 你没受伤吧 What happened? Are you physically okay?
没事 Yes, I'm...
我没事 I'm fine.
我去了香料市场 I, uh, went to the spice market...
在那遇见了艾登 ...and I ran into Aidan.
-喂 -说 - Hello? - Yes?
我们决定一起吃晚餐 And we decided to have dinner...
在那儿能遇见实在是太巧了 because it was so strange to see each other there.
吃晚饭的时候我们一直在聊 And at dinner we were talking
各自的婚姻生活有多幸福 about how happy we were in our marriages and...
当我们道别的时候 And when we went to say goodbye...
不知怎的 somehow...
我们接吻了 we kissed.
没有其它想法 It didn't mean anything...
吻了不到1秒钟 and it lasted only a second.
我感觉糟透了 And I'm sick about it.
姐妹们都不知道我该不该告诉你 And the girls didn't know if I should even tell you...
接吻而已 没有别的想法 because it was just a kiss and it means nothing.
可我跟她们说 But I told them...
我不能对你隐瞒任何事 that I couldn't have a secret from you.
咱们之间是没有秘密的 That we don't have secrets.
隐瞒只会把事情搞砸 And the secret would just make it worse. so...
所以我告诉你了 So I'm telling you.
我很难过 And I feel awful.
对不起 And I'm sorry.
你说话啊 Please say something.
凯莉 我在上班 I'm at work, Carrie.
我得挂了 I have to go.
再见 Goodbye.
我正想打给你 Hi. I was gonna call you back.
-我...-凯莉 太过分了 - I just... - Carrie, this is outrageous.
-我被捕了 -什么 什么 - I've been arrested. - Wait, wait, wait.
萨曼莎 等等 怎么了 Samantha, wait. What's wrong?
你快过来 You gotta get down here.
快起来 Get up.
萨曼莎因为在沙滩上做爱被抓起来了 Samantha was arrested for having sex on the beach.
她现在在酒店保安部 她需要律师 She's at hotel security and she needs a lawyer.
我这就过去 I'm on it.
那边 No, no, no. That way.
我们没有做爱 只是接吻而已 We did not have sex. we were just kissing.
那对保守夫妻告诉警卫来抓我们 And this uptight couple told the security guard to arrest us.
亲吻是违法的 See, kissing is something. It's illegal.
萨菲尔先生 谢谢你能过来 Oh, Mr. Safir, thank you so much for coming.
很抱歉弄得这么尴尬 I'm so sorry about this unfortunate situation.
女士们 麻烦你们出去等吧 Ladies, if you don't mind waiting outside.
我是她的律师 我留在这 I'm her attorney. I'm gonna stay.
-好的 -我们在外面等你 - Sure. - We'll be right outside.
-没事的 -这件事到底有多严重 - It's all right. - So, what is the severity of the situation?
举报你的那位先生非常的保守 The gentleman who reported the incident is very conservative...
他坚持要求将你的违法行为记录在案 and has insisted the offending event be recorded.
违法 我们只不过接吻而已 Offending event? It was kissing.
我了解你的感受 但是请你交出护照 I understand your feelings. But we will need your passport.
护照 你没开玩笑吧 My passport? You gotta be kidding me.
做个记录而已 It's just to make a record.
给举报人一个交代 To satisfy the complaining gentleman.
真是太过分了 This is outrageous.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我们只不过是亲吻而已 It was just a kiss.
谢谢 Thank you.
估计我很念旧 I guess I really missed who I used to be...
而艾登又是我曾经那么在意的人 and Aidan was such a big part of that and...
我只是想 Yes, I wanted the flirting,
叙叙旧重温过去 and, yes, I wanted the attention.
可我不想接吻 But I didn't want the kiss.
和艾登接吻那一刻让我想起过去的自己 The minute I kissed Aidan I remembered who I used to be.
是个穿梭在纽约城里的疯子 Someone just running around New York like a crazy person...
努力让我爱过的人回心转意 trying to get the one man I loved to love me back.
现在他真的爱我 And now he does love me...
并想和我一起坐在纽约家里的沙发上 and he wants to sit on a couch in New York City with me.
希望 过去那些不要毁了我的未来 And I really hope my past hasn't screwed up my future.
窝在沙发不也挺好吗 And what's so bad about a couch anyway?
天哪 我居然遇到中年危机了 Oh, my God. I'm having a mid-wife crisis.
我不该告诉他的 I should never have said anything to him.
《纽约客》把我的嘴堵上 The New Yorker was right
是对的 to slap a big piece of tape across my mouth.
之前对你婚姻的评论 And I'm sorry for that thing
我很抱歉 I said about your marriage earlier.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry too.
怎么了 For what?
评论你们每周休息两天 For having an attitude about that two-day idea.
我也休息了两天 睡了好觉 I've had two days away, I've gotten a little sleep...
终于又恢复活力了 and I am finally starting to feel like myself again.
我想你的做法是对的 I think there's really something to it.
或许吧 Maybe.
我只希望大人物不要放弃我们的婚姻 Well, let's just hope Big doesn't want seven days off.
天亮了 萨曼莎终于被释放 And as morning arrived, so did Samantha's release.
抱歉 我来晚了 I am sorry it took me so long to arrive.
穆罕默德先生 来了就好 Well, you're here now, Mr. Mahmud.
只有在办公室才能了解最新消息 I never got word until I arrived at my office.
很抱歉 让你大老远跑来 I'm sorry that you had to come all the way out here.
-现在都解决了 -多亏你了 - Well, it is all settled now. - Thanks to you.
女士们 很荣幸再见面 Good to see you again, ladies.
太感谢了 Thank you so much.
我饿死了 I'm starving.
有人吗 早餐吃什么 Hello? What's for breakfast?
阿卜杜勒 有人吗 Abdul? Anybody?
真奇怪 都跑去哪儿了 Well, that's odd. Where are they?
-喂 -请转琼斯小姐 - Hello? - Miss Jones, please.
萨曼莎 前台打来的 Samantha. It's the front desk.
-我是萨曼莎·琼斯 -琼斯小姐 - This is Samantha Jones. - Miss Jones.
我是前台的培杜姆 This is Beydoun at the front desk.
请用信用卡支付房费 I will need a credit card number for the room charges.
培杜姆 你一定搞错了 Beydoun, there must be some mistake.
我是谢赫·哈里德的客人 I am a guest of Sheikh Khalid.
不用我付钱的 There is no room charge.
是的 但从今天开始您得付了 Yes, I have a record of that. But not from today on.
你在胡说些什么 What are you talking about?
我们约了周二开会的 I have a meeting with the sheikh on Tuesday.
对了 这有穆罕默德先生给您的留言 Ah, yes. I have a note here from Mr. Mahmud.
会议也取消了 That meeting is no longer as well.
那个该死的混蛋居然取消了会议 That sneaky bastard has canceled the meeting...
还让我们从今天开始自付房费 and he wants us to pay for the room from now on.
您的朱厄尔套房星期三到期 We have you booked into the Jewel Suite until Wednesday.
费用是每晚两万二美元 The charge is 22,000 per night.
每晚两万二 The room is $22,000 a night.
-什么 -我们才不要付 - What? - We can't pay that.
让他们告我吧 Let them sue me.
在阿联酋不付酒店费 The punishment for not paying your hotel bill
也要进监狱的 in the UAE is jail.
什么时候退房 What time is checkout?
还有一个小时 In precisely one hour.
一个小时收拾行李 离开阿布扎比 We have an hour to pack and get the fuck out of Abu Dhabi.
什么 What?
你说什么 What do you mean...?
什么狗屁新中东 New Middle East, my ass.
该死的保拉·阿卜杜勒 Fucking Paula Abdul.
需要她时他在哪儿 Where is she when you need him?
萨曼莎 Samantha!
一个小时不够 I can't be ready in an hour!
那你最好付得起一晚两万二 Then you better have $22,000 a night!
天哪 Oh, my God.
得了 All right. Okay.
洗浴用品收好了 I've got the bath products.
你请了搬运行李的人吗 Yes. Did you call about luggage?
他们到了 They're here for the luggage.
好 我来了 Okay. I'm coming.
高鲁 用这笔钱飞回家去与妻子团聚 凯莉
你好 我想确认下4张头等舱的机票 Hi. I'm calling to reconfirm four first-class tickets.
-天哪 -你还好吗 - Oh, Christ. - Are you okay?
我们本打算周二走的 但是现在... We were supposed to be leaving on Tuesday, but...
先生 Sir.
-你还敢穿短裤 -无所谓了 - Shorts? - I no longer care.
我马上要飞回美国了 I am going from here to a plane to America,
那里露腿可不是罪恶 where legs are not the devil.
起码把拉链拉上 At least zip up the jacket.
我潮热的厉害 我快死了 I am having a hot flash in 119 degrees. I may die.
-是的 小姐 -你好 - Yes, miss. - Hello.
我们叫了两辆去机场的出租车 We called down for two cabs going to the airport.
-马上来 -谢谢 - Right away. - Thank you.
崩溃 Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
天哪 Oh, my God!
怎么了 What?
我忘给哈里和女儿买礼物了 I forgot to buy Harry and the girls a gift.
-我得去礼品店 -去机场买吧 - I've gotta run to the gift shop. - Get them at the airport.
那太俗了 我们还有时间呢 How tacky. No, we have time.
飞机6点才起飞 The plane doesn't leave till 6.
别冒险了 重订到机已难如登天了 Not chancing it. It's a miracle I got these seats rebooked.
如果出一点差错 If anything goes wrong,
我们得坐13个半小时的客车回去 we're flying back 13 and a half hours in coach.
在机场随便买点吧 Buy them some crap at the airport.
我的护照不见了 It's not here. My passport.
在别的包吗 Well, is it in another purse?
不 我放在这里了 No, no. I had it right here.
跟我的钱和香料放在一起 I had it right here next to my money and the spices.
香料也不见了 Well, they're not here either.
我忘在鞋店了 I left it where I bought the shoes.
我把护照放在柜台上 I put it on the counter and
我一看到艾登就分心了 then when I saw Aidan I got distracted and I...
没关系 没事的 It's all right. It's okay.
我得回集市一趟 I have to go back to the souk.
-要是不在那呢 -不会的 一定在那 - What if it's not there? - It will be there. It has to be.
-米兰达 一起去吗 -当然 - Miranda, go with me? - Sure.
-我们一起去 -没必要的 - We'll all go. - You don't have to do that.
我们可不会把你扔在这 Yeah, like we'd dump you in Abu Dhabi.
先生 我们把行李存在这 Sir, we need to leave the bags here.
马上来取 We'll come back for them.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 不 不 No, no. No.
我的指甲 My nails!
先生 不 不 不用了 不用了 No, sir. No! Not at all. No. Not at all.
他们在往另一个车里装 They're loading the other car!
别再扇衣服了 Will you stop with the jacket?
会惹怒宗教徒的 You're flashing religious men.
我不管 我从里到外犹如火烤 I don't care, I'm baking from the inside out.
还有多远 How much farther?
是他 对 就是是他 There he is. Yeah, there he is.
您好 我前几天来过这里 Hello, sir. I was here the other day.
我把一本蓝色的护照忘在这了 And I left a blue passport.
是的 Yes!
没错 谢天谢地 感谢阿拉 Yes, that's me. Oh, thank God. Thank Allah.
-请收下 以表谢意 -不 不要 - Just please accept this as a thank-you, sir. - No, no, no.
那好吧 那我给每个人都买双鞋 Oh, sir. Well, then, in that case, shoes for everyone.
姐妹们 算我送的 快 快 快 Okay, ladies, on me. Quick, quick, quick.
先生 谢谢 Oh, thank you, sir.
我想... So I think this...
从这出去就是主街道... should lead us right out to Al Ben Abi Talib Street...
我们打车回酒店 再去机场 and we can get a cab back to the hotel and go.
-时间够吗 -能来及 - And how are we for time? - Good.
小姐 要劳力士表吗 特价 Hello, miss. Rolex? Special price.
给男人的尊贵礼物 Make beautiful gift for man.
有银色的吗 Do you have it in silver?
当然 在楼上 来吧 Yes. Upstairs. Come.
-这边还是那边 -那边 - This one or this one. - Not this one.
-真该死 -等等 - Oh, craps. - Wait!
-我想是... -夏洛特要买块手表 - I think it's... - Charlotte's buying a watch.
小姐 Miss.
-欢迎光临 -打扰了 - Welcome. - Excuse us.
女士们 这边走 在楼上 Ladies, come this way. Upstairs.
等等 等等 你好吗 Wait, wait, wait. Hello?
我们随行的 We're with them.
他们 他们一起的 Them. Them.
好的 Okay.
我们有许多名牌包 We have many designer bags.
从这儿过来 Right through there.
质地很好 精美别致 Very good, very nice.
-你真的喜欢这家店吗 -当然 - You really enjoy this store. - Yes.
-请坐 -太棒了 - Please, have seat. Please. - Very good.
-是的 -欢迎 - Yes. - Welcome.
-谢谢 -这是... - Thank you. - This is...
凯莉 这是你送给大人物的那块表 Carrie. This is the watch you gave Big,
对了 可以给哈里作礼物 right? This could be Harry's gift.
不 我的是古董表 No. Mine was vintage.
我们该走了 真该走了 We should go. We should go.
我们也有女式手表的 We have ladies' watches too, huh?
我们必须马上走 We really, really need to go right now.
一点都不透气 Is there any air in here?
-还有很多其他样式的 -不 不要 - I have many other kinds. - No, I'm so sorry.
我们要错过飞机 什么都不需要 We're going to miss our plane, so nothing.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
-真漂亮 -你需要手表吗 - Beautiful. - You want watch, yes?
-不 不 不 她不需要 -不 - No, no, no. She didn't want anything. - No.
-抱歉 -还是谢谢 - Sorry. - Thank you, though.
走 快走 Go. Then go.
我们必须走了 We have to go.
-不 出去前必须把它穿上 -快走 - No, you have to put this on before we go outside. - You go.
-打扰了 -不要包吗 不要包吗 - Sorry. - No purse? No purse?
先生 谢谢 Thank you, sir.
不要包吗 包 不要包吗 No purse? Purse? No purse?
-这是违法的 -什么 - It's forbidden. - What?
这... It...
-怎么了 -祷告的声音 - What's that? - It's the call to prayer.
女士 Hey, lady!
你 是你 我看见你偷了这个 Hey, you! Hey, you. I see you steal this.
-这是我的 -我看见你偷的 - This is mine! - I seen you take it!
我没偷 这是我的 I didn't steal it! It's mine!
你弄坏了我的柏金包 You broke my Birkin!
抱歉 误会 Sorry. Mistake.
避孕套 避孕套 是的 是避孕套 Condoms! Condoms, yes! Condoms!
-我是有性生活的 -好了 好了 - I have sex! - Okay, okay.
-萨曼莎 -是啊 没错 - Samantha. - Yes! Yes!
我带着避孕套 I have condoms!
他们在那 Here they are!
来呀 Bite me!
-来呀 狠我啊 -不 不 不 - Bite me! Oh, bite me! - No, no, no.
走 走 快点走 Go, go. Keep going.
把外套穿上 Put your jacket on.
还担心人老珠黄吗 You're worried about getting old?
你就跟年轻时一摸一样 You're exactly the same as when I met you.
-是的 真棒 -他们一直跟着我们 - Yes, I am. Good for me. - Oh, they're following us.
是 因为那是大忌 Yes, because that was major disrespect.
是违法的 And it's against the law.
-那我们该怎么办呢 -继续走 - So, what do we do? - Just keep walking and pray...
祈祷没人报警 no one calls a cop.
他们好像希望我们跟着 I think they want us to follow them.
-跟着他们吧 -好的 走 - I think we should. - Okay, go.
好的 Okay.
好了 好了 来了 All right. All right. Here we go.
你们好 Hello.
不用怕 欢迎你们 You are welcome, you are welcome.
刚才的表现真精彩 That was quite a show outside.
糟透了 Terrible.
如此不敬 So disrespectful.
是的 Yes.
我很欣赏 I quite enjoyed it.
那些男人要恼怒几个星期了 And the men will be outraged for weeks.
几个月 甚至 好几年 恼下去吧 For months. Some, perhaps years, ever!
麻烦给我一杯水可以吗 我快冒火了 Could I bother you for a glass of water? I'm burning up.
-可以 -潮热 - Yes. - Hot flashes.
对 她明白 Yeah. She knows.
你们看过这个吗 Have you read this?
今天我们书友会探讨这个 We are discussing it in our book club today.
-苏珊娜·萨默斯 -苏珊娜·萨默斯 - Suzanne Somers. - Suzanne Somers.
家喻户晓的女士 Lady gets around.
他们把我的面霜都没收了 They took my creams.
我想你们是美国人吧 I take it you are visiting from the United States?
-来自纽约 -纽约吗 - New York City. - New York?
第五大道 卡内基音乐厅 Carnegie Hall, Fifth Avenue.
你去过纽约吗 You've been to New York?
不 No.
但我们热爱时尚 But we love the fashion.
-路易威登 -是的 - Louis Vuitton. - Yes.
对 Yes.
穿过另一个半球的干花店 And there, in a dried-flower shop, halfway across the world...
在数百年的传统掩盖之下 underneath hundreds of years of tradition...
是今春的时尚新品 was this year's spring collection.
-美艳动人 -无与伦比 - So beautiful. - So pretty.
她在说什么 她在说什么 What'd she say? What'd she say?
类似阿拉伯女人的事 Something, something, Arab women.
要喝点什么吗 Would you like anything to drink?
咖啡 茶 其他的 Coffee, tea? Anything, really.
抱歉 我们再不走就要错过航班了 Sorry. If we don't leave now, we'll miss our flight.
但那些恼怒的男人怎么办呢 But what about those angry men out there?
怎样才能浑然不觉地离开呢 How are we gonna get past them?
小意思 All clear.
这边 This way.
这边走 It's this way.
夏洛特哪儿去了 Hey, where's Charlotte?
她在你后面 She was behind you.
我知道 可是不见了 No, I know.
我真他妈想杀了她 I'm gonna fucking kill her.
如果我们错过航班 就要乘客车回去了 If we miss that flight, we're flying home coach.
鞋 鞋 看鞋子 Shoes, the shoes. Look for her shoes.
她穿着紫色的高跟鞋 She was wearing purple peep-toe platforms.
-找到了 -是她 - Got it. - Right.
她在那 There she is.
夏洛特 Charlotte!
瞧 给女儿们 Look! For the girls!
出租车 Taxi!
-出租车 -这儿的女人都不打车吗 - Taxi! - Don't women here take cabs?
出租车 Taxi!
他们怎么能不停车 我们要来不及了 Why won't they stop? We're out of time.
我们要错过头等舱了 We're gonna get bumped from first class.
我已处在更年期 不要乘客车 I can't be in menopause and in coach.
有了 拿着 I have an idea. Hold this.
-她要干什么 -不知道 - What's she doing? - I don't know.
-快 -进去 - Oh, hurry. - Get in.
-我坐在前面 -非常感谢 - I'll get in the front. - Thank you so much.
先生 谢谢 是的 Thank you, sir. Oh, yes.
阿联酋机场 We're going to the Taj Al Saharaa.
谢谢 Thank you.
有要投诉的吗 Do you have anything to declare?
是的 我已经一团糟了 Yes. I'm a mess.
谢谢 Thank you.
有要投诉的吗 Do you have anything to declare?
果然 大人物没有如约到机场接我 Turns out, Big never met me at the airport like he promised.
威廉 谢谢 Thank you, William.
普雷斯顿太太 没问题 No problem, Mrs. Preston.
约翰 John?
大人物不在 也没有电视 No Big and no TV.
-妈妈回来啦 -妈妈回来啦 - Here comes Mommy. - Here comes Mommy.
-她来啦 -妈妈 你好 - Hey, there she is. - Mommy, hi.
打个招呼 打招呼吧 Let's say hello, let's say hello.
我好想你 Oh, I missed you so much.
你好 萝丝宝贝 Hi! Baby Rose.
亲爱的 你好 Hello, my love.
-想死你了 -妈妈 - I missed you so much. - Mommy.
不方便接听 请留言 I can't pick up, so please leave me a message.
是我 我回家了 Hi, it's me. I'm home.
你在哪儿 Where are you?
你好 Hi.
你一整天去哪儿了 Where you been all day?
四处游荡 Walking around.
消磨时间 Killing time.
折磨你 Torturing you.
奏效了 Well, it worked.
-我以为你再也不会回来了 -不 - I thought you weren't gonna come back. - Oh, no.
我是个成年人 I'm a grownup.
我发过誓的 And I made a vow.
还记得吗 Remember?
唯你永恒 唯我永恒 Ever thine, ever mine.
永恒你我 Ever ours.
你知道的 Just so you know...
这真让我心如刀割 that really tore me up.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
在我看来 面对婚姻 You know, it seems to me that you're a bit of a rookie...
你似乎仍然手足无措 when it comes to this whole marriage idea.
有了前车之鉴 And maybe in light of what happened...
我想在你 until you get a better
领悟婚姻的真谛前 understanding of what this is all about...
你需要一个提示器 you need a little reminder.
这是对你的惩罚 This is your punishment.
每天都要带着它 You have to wear this every day so that you remember...
记得你是已婚女士 you're married.
心甘情愿 Gladly.
在我四处游荡时突然想到 It dawned on me when I was walking around...
你写过那么多关于誓言的书 that while you wrote a funny book about vows...
却从没有给我写过 you never actually wrote any vows from you to me.
我写过 Oh, I did.
但那个婚礼没有如期而至 But then that wedding never happened.
我想我们都在犯傻 I guess we all make stupid mistakes.
你曾说的 You were saying.
誓言 Vows.
我原创了一段誓言 I took the liberty of making up some vows for you.
请跟我念 Repeat after me, please.
除了我的丈夫 我绝不亲吻任何男人 I will never kiss another man other than my husband.
我不再担心 I will stop worrying about
我们变成形同陌路的夫妻 being a boring old married couple...
因为这永远不会发生 because we never will be.
我不再担心 I will stop worrying about
我们变成形同陌路的夫妻 being a boring old married couple...
因为永远不会发生 because we never will be.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
只有我们两个 It's gonna be just us two.
这就够了吗 Are we enough?
孩子嘛 Kid...
还是就你和我吧 we're too much.
你觉得这样的生活如何呢 How's that for a little sparkle?
十分精彩 That's a lot of sparkle.
为什么是黑钻石 Why'd you get a black diamond?
因为你是独一无二的 Because you're not like anyone else.
这样我就放心了 That's a relief.
我以为你要说这是你灵魂的影射 I thought you were gonna say it's the color of my soul.
时光流淌 And, like it always will, time moved us on.
不久之后... And in the future...
我很骄傲的宣布全球家庭组织 I am proud to report that the settlement we attained for
达成的协议远超出预期 Global Families Incorporated surpassed their expectations.
米兰达在合适的律师事务所 Miranda learned that at the right law firm,
重新定位自我 where her voice was valued...
且乐在其中 she was also fun at work.
7月4日 自由的国土上 And that July 4th, on an East Hampton sand dune...
在荷尔蒙之都东汉普顿的沙滩 Samantha learned that good things do come to those who wait
萨曼莎和里卡德完成约会 when she and Rikard
她明白良辰金宵终将 resumed their date in the land of the free...
降于真心等待之人 and the home of the hormones.
夏洛特知道 And Charlotte learned that
自己永无后顾之忧 she never really had anything to worry about.
事实证明 她那性感的保姆 Turns out, her hot nanny
更爱热辣的保姆伴侣 preferred the company of other hot nannies.
-斯坦福 来点儿饮料 -拜托 - Stanford, here's a refresher. - Yes, please.
-生日快乐 -你在做什么 你干了 - Happy birthday. - What are you doing? You drank it all?
萝丝3岁了 And as Rose turned 3...
我们糟糕的二人关系终于结束了 and our marriage grew out of the terrible twos...
大人物和我越来越觉得 Big and I found less and
没必要到原来的旧居放松 less need to escape to the other apartment.
但我们仍保留着它 But we kept the option open.
以备他人之需 Just in case someone needed those two days off.
至于我 我开始觉得 As for me, I began to think of marriage...
婚姻就像阿布扎比主妇的面纱 much like the Real Housewife of Abu Dhabi's veil.
顺应传统 按你的方式为其增光添彩 You have to take the tradition and decorate it your way.
替我做决定吧 Trying to make up my mind for me.
站住 照我说的去做 Well, stop it and do as I tell you.
利奥波德 Leopold.
远离倔强的女人 有诅咒的 Never take a stubborn woman they're a curse.
我妈警告我远离固执的女人 My mother warned me against stubborn women.
利奥波德 Leopold.
别跟着我 否则我报警了 Now, stop following me or I'll call the police.
尽管黑白的电影依然精彩纷呈 Because while movies may be wonderful in black and white...
至于恋爱 when it comes to relationships...
依然有色彩斑斓的生活需要去拓展 there's a whole range of colors and options to explore.
这就是我现在的写照 And that's where I am today.
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