黑山，黑山共和国
性感女特工 翻译：糊涂书生 校对：糊涂书生
谢谢你 Thank you.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
女士，注意台阶 Up the stairs, ma'am.
—快点，我们走 —来了 - Come on, let's go. - I'm coming.
晚上好，女士们 Good evening, ladies.
钱包 Purses.
晚上好，请打开你的上衣 Good evening. Can you open your jacket, please?
不好意思 Excuse me!
跟我来 Follow me.
怎么都是保安？ Why all the security?
哦，有权有势呗 OK, big boys with the big guns,
—很有安全感 —他们可不是保护我们的 - I feel protected. - They are not here to protect us.
我怎么感觉有些不妙 I have a bad feeling about this.
凯特，不要担心 Cat, don't worry.
嗯，就呆在安全的地方，好吗？ Yeah, but just stay safe, OK?
哦，别担心我 Yes, don't worry about me.
老板 布兰科 雅克维奇 与政界有关 高技术武器走私者 已婚有孩子
靠，他们在快乐今宵 Goddamn. They're having a fun night.
好好欣赏一下 Check it out.
执行者 丹尼尔 卡沃 乌克兰武装力量高级官员 由于私卖武器被解职 雅克维奇先生的保安主管
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
哦，我喜欢后面那个金发碧眼的小妞 Ooh, I like the chick in the back, the blonde one.
是的，你觉得她的奶子是真的吗？ Yeah. Do you think she's got her real tits?
变态者 比尔 克里布 酗酒者 前美国参议员 嗜好欧洲女人
雅克维奇，Hi, 我欠着你的，哥们 Jakovic, hi. I owe you, pal.
一会见 See you.
不 不 不， 谢谢你 No, no, no, thank you.
快点！ Come on!
接招！ Take that!
嚯嚯，太好了 Oh-ho! That's good.
真是太好了 That's really good.
我要把这个脱掉 I'm going to take this off.
赶紧脱了，你们哪一个愿意和强壮肥胖的美国人干 Take it off. Who wants to fuck a big, fat American?
—我愿意 —真的吗？ - I want to fuck. - You do?
你们互相都认识吗？ Do you know each other?
—没有。—哦，马上就可以 - No. - Well, you will soon.
—你好，我是蕾拉 —我是凯特，认识你很高兴 - Hi, I'm Lela. - Cat. Nice to meet you.
—见到你很高兴 —见到你很高兴 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
萨瓦，过来 Sava. Come, come.
过来 Come.
—尝一下，尝一下 —（塞尔维亚语）安东尼，非常饱了 - Please, please. - (SERBO-CROATIAN) Anthony, very full.
（塞尔维亚语）萨瓦，你这样怎么卖得出去 (SERBO-CROATIAN) Sava, how can you sell the food
你都不知道它们是什么味道？ if you don't know what it tastes like?
（塞尔维亚语）可我的肚子，已经。。。 (SERBO-CROATIAN) My stomach, its very...
饱了，我知道 Full, I know.
孤独者 安东尼 海斯特 高校毕业致词者 IQ(智商)高达145 期待发财
你 你 还有我 You and you and me...
我考，怎么回事？ 你怎么在这？ - What? What the fuck? - What are you doing here?!
性格外向者 居利安 塞姆斯 个体经营者 安东尼最好的朋友 喜欢卡拉OK
上帝呀！ 你怎么。。。？ Jesus Christ! What are you...?
上帝呀，你都湿了 Jesus! You're wet.
—你怎么在这？ —我来着看我最好的朋友 - Why are you here? - I came to see my best friend.
—见见我的妞们 —哦，天呀 - Meet my ladies. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
—这位是。。伊娃？ —捷娃 - This is, er, Eva? - Jieva.
—捷娃。。。。—唔唔 - Jieva. - Mm-hm.
—这位是娜朱娅？ —娜斯塔西娅 - And this is Natsuya? - Nastasya.
—娜 娜丝塔西娅 —娜丝塔西娅。。没错 - N-Nastasya. - Nastasya, yes.
噢噢，没关系 是的是的 Uh-uh. It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah.
这是我最好的朋友 安东尼 This is my oldest friend, Anthony.
Hi, 你们好 How are you doing? Hi.
我以前在群殴中救过他的命 I saved him from many brutal beat-downs.
你好 Hey!
没错 It's true.
你看她们有多漂亮？ 看一看 How beautiful are they? Look at that.
—你要找个地方先住下？ —不用，我在街那边找了个地 - You need a place to stay? - No, I got a spot down the street.
他们安排了，平板电视，卫星信号接收 They laid it out, flat screen TV, satellite dish,
小酒吧，有950个频道 minibar, got 950 channels.
—我正欣赏球赛呢 —瞎说，你根本不是 - I'm watching the game. - No, you didn't.
—你在说什么？ —胡说八道 - What you talking about? - It's bullshit.
昨天是10号，这没有什么国际航班 Yesterday was the tenth. No international travel.
现在已经3点27了，而说明你差不多在下午两点到这 It's now 3.27, it means you got in around 2pm,
你是9点一刻才从费城登上英国航空的飞机 which makes it the British Air 9.15 from Philly.
除非你向着勒布朗（球星）的照片打飞机 Unless you're giving hand jobs to LeBron,
你根本没机会见到篮球巨星 no way you saw a basketball player.
这只有3个频道。。。 There's three channels only so...
—行了 —你要一个地方休息一下 - OK. - You need a place to stay.
我说过他们可以和我们在一起 I said they could stay with us.
—她们不能 —你有女朋友啦？ - They can't. - You got a girlfriend?
—我没有，但你有 —你有？ - No, but you do. - You do?
—你有女朋友？ —这算哪门子事。。。 - You have a girlfriend? - What happened was...
你和斯蒂芬妮算怎么回事？ What happened with Stephanie?
我已经升官了，我要搬到加州，明天就搬家 I've been promoted, so I'm moving to California. The movers come tomorrow.
我要你和你的破烂家当离开这里，给你300美金 I want you and your shit out of here. Here, 300 bucks.
—祝你好运 —你打算付钱让我走？ - Good luck. - You're paying me to move?
可在心底里，我还是觉得她一直爱我 But deep down, I think she loves me.
你可以睡在我的沙发上，帮我做餐馆 You can stay on my couch, help with the restaurant.
—帮女孩们叫辆出租 —你小子坏我的好事？ - Get these girls a cab. - You'd take away my hoasis?
行了，赶快过来帮我做饭，做点好事 Come on, you're going to help me cook. Make something good.
他们也要来帮我做饭 They need to help me cook, too.
我就在那等你 I'm right up here.
什么？你不喜欢这个？ So? You like it?
嗯，你要我说实话吗？ Yeah. You want me to be straight up?
行了，靠，到下一家吃点牦牛黄油和油炸面包去吧 OK, fuck it. Go next door and eat yak butter and deep-fried Twinkies.
不 不 不！你还是让我把它干掉 No, no, no, no! Let me finish this.
我还是说，也许这个餐馆不太适合你 I'm just saying, maybe the restaurant business isn't for you.
这是一个取悦别人的工作，可你又不会取悦别人 It's a people-pleasing thing and you're not a people-pleasing person.
那你说我做点什么？嗯？你告诉我 So what do I do, man, huh? You tell me.
我应当向其它家饭馆一样做点外卖或者套餐之类的东西？ I should serve hotpockets and Chef Boyardee like the rest?
要赢得消费者的认可，没错 To win paying customers, yes.
—嘿，我要排泄一下 —滚 - Hey, I've got to drop this deuce. - Go.
卫生间在哪？ 我刚刚说着玩的 Where's the bathroom? I'm just playing.
我要赶紧上个厕所 I'm going to take a leak real quick.
（塞尔维亚语） (SPEAKS SERBO-CROATIAN)
出风头者 凯特莉娜 偌纳 单身母亲 出生成长在安道尔共和国 最近失业
可以用一下您的电话嘛？ May I please use your phone?
没问题，就在前面右边那。。。 Yeah, it's right back there on the right.
OK.
哦，等下，也许你要来点喝的？ Er, wait, you want maybe a drink?
一点葡萄酒？还是吃点什么？ A little wine? Something to eat?
下次吧 Rain check.
哦，天呀 Oh, my gosh.
德语 (SPEAKS GERMAN)
喂？ Hello?
皮条客 瑞德 色情文学作家 瘾君子 凯特的商务伙伴
瑞德 是我， 凯特 Ryder, it's me, Cat.
—你他妈地做了什么？ —我？我逃脱了，就这个 - What the fuck did you do? - Me? I survived, that's what I did.
—他们说发生了意外 —他们的枪走火了 - They said there was an accident. - Their guns went off
难道会那么多次走火并射向那么多的女孩？ multiple times and shot all the multiple girls?
别害怕，我会处理这些，你们会没事的 Don't worry, we'll take care of it. You'll be fine.
我在猜她的孩子在哪？ I wonder where her baby is.
—嗯，什么孩子？ —她的小指上有些轻肿 - Er, what baby? - The little bruise round her pinky.
当我的小侄子长牙的时候 When my nephew was teething,
他就会在他的妈妈的小指上留下轻痕 he'd teeth on her pinky and it left a bruise.
她想喝东西可她又没要 She wanted a drink but she wouldn't have one.
同时，也许我是错的 Also, I could be wrong,
但，看她的乳房就会想到喂奶 but, I'm looking at her breasts and thinking milk.
是吗？我看她的奶子就会想起咖啡伴侣 Really? I'm looking at her titties and thinking half and half.
—你在哪？ —别着急 - Where are you? - Don't worry.
—你跟他们提到过亚历克斯吗？ —当然没有 - Did you tell them about Alex? - Of course not.
你活下来的意义更大 You're worth more alive and on your back.
脱裤子 裤子 The pants. The pants.
亚历克斯 凯特的儿子 古如申卡 凯特的好朋友
-（俄罗斯语）喂？ —(克罗地亚)古如申卡 - (RUSSIAN) Hello? - (SERBO-CROATIAN) Grushenka,
长话短说，你就听我的 I can't talk long, so please listen to me.
凯特，发生什么事了？ Cat, what's going on?
我要你照顾我的亚历克斯再多一些时间 I need you to watch Alex a little longer.
只要我一越过边境就赶紧回去 I'll be back as soon as I can get across the border.
凯特，你在哪？一切都好吗？ Where are you Cat? Is everything OK?
赶紧告诉我发生了什么，你不要吓唬我，凯特 Just tell me what's wrong. You're scaring me, Cat.
—萨拜娜死了 —什么？ - Sabina is dead. - What?
—萨拜娜死了 —萨拜娜死了？ - Sabina is dead. - Sabina is dead?
这就来真的了，赶紧来看看 Here comes the action, man. Check it out.
哦，你喜欢这个，嗯？ Ooh, you like that, huh?
—口令是“面包”？ —面包，没错 - The safety word is "toast"? - Toast, yes.
（克罗地亚） 古如申卡，别 (SERBO-CROATIAN）Grushenka, please...
我们以后再哭她吧，而不是现在 We'll cry about her later. Not now.
你会吓着亚历克斯的 You're gonna scare Alex.
你能把电话给他吗？ Can you put him on the phone?
（西班牙）喂，宝贝。。。是妈妈 (SPANISH) Hello, baby... it's mommy.
我特别想你。。我爱你 I miss you so much. I love you very much.
宝贝，我那么那么爱你，我想你 Baby, I love you so much. I miss you so much.
她过来了，什么都别说 Here she comes. Don't say nothing.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
—你心真好长的又帅 —哦，你也是 - You are so nice and handsome. - Oh, you, too.
- Bye. - Bye.
你看见内内了吗？ Did you see the munk?
有意思，可我不信任她 Fun fact. I don't trust her.
什么，因为她没有吃你的东西 What, cos she didn't eat your food?
还不止，她正打算偷我的车 Not just that. She's about to take my car.
她弯腰就是一个掩护 All the bending over was a subterfuge
迅雷之势拿走了我的钥匙 to sleight of hand my keys.
—而且他还拿走了你的电话 —什么？ - She also took your phone. - What?!
嗨！ Come on!
快点，哥们 Quick! Come on, man.
嗨，沉住气！ Hey, hold on! Hey!
女士，开开门，你拿走了我的电话 Lady, open the door.You've got my phone.
嘿，疯婆子，你在干吗？ Come on. El niño loco. What are you doing?
我就想要回电话，那是我妈妈给我买的 I just want my phone. My momma bought me that phone.
嘿，还有号码，嘿 Come on, I've got numbers. Come on.
女士，你可以偷辆别人的车吗？ Miss, could you please steal someone else's car?
别把我的电话也带走了，嗨！ Don't drive off with my phone! Hey!
女士，嘿，我要叫警察了 Lady! Hey! I'm gonna call the cops!
哥们，真没用 Man, shit!
你就这样让她把你的车偷走了？ You're gonna let her steal your car like that?
她一定是特别需要它 She must really need it.
她 她一定是特别需要它 "She... She must really need it?"
可我也特别需要我的电话！ I must really need my phone!
—你住的地方有多远？ —15分钟 - How far is your place? - 15 minutes away.
15分钟前你就那么说 You said that 15 minutes ago.
安东尼，你是不是在想 Anthony, you don't think
我的商业计划已经很成功了，是不是？ my business ideas have been unsuccessful, do you?
跟哪相比? Compared to what?
有些还是很有。。。意思的 Some have been very, er, interesting.
并不是你现在怎么好，而是你打算怎么好 It's not how good you are, it's how good you wanna be.
—我觉得也是 —我有个主意 - I guess so. - I got an idea.
什么好主意？ What you got?
—嗯，会有很多钱 —哦，就是一个天方夜谭 - OK, it's a lot of money. - Ah, this is a good story.
—我们可以挣很多 —听起来很有意思 - We'll make a lot. - Sounds interesting.
（克罗地亚语）给我一张去(意大利)特雷维索的单程票 (SERBO-CROATIAN) I need a one-way ticket to Treviso.
（克罗地亚）等会 (SERBO-CROATIAN) One moment.
你想建立一个侦探社？ You want to set up a detective agency?
我想我们建立一个侦探社 I want us to set up a detective agency.
看来你经验很多 You've been through a lot.
—没有，是盖瑞告诉我的。。。。—谁是他妈的盖瑞？ - No, this guy Gerry told me... - Who the helI's Gerry?
你认识盖瑞，他深夜就会出来 You know Gerry. He comes on late night.
是不是你的配偶欺骗了你？ Is your spouse cheating on you?
你是不是想找到真爱？ Do you want to find a loved one?
如果你找不到，凯克可以 If you can't catch them, Kech can.
有牌照的私人侦探 Licensed private investigators.
他开价400美金还另加费用 He charges $400 plus expenses.
哥们，相信我，这些家伙吃的不错，给的消费不少 Dude, trust me. These guys eat well, they tip well.
你知道雏们很看重这个 You know chicks love that.
我们还有一个明显的优势 And we have one clear advantage.
—什么优势？ —我们没有其他更好的事做 - What's that? - We have nothing better to do.
听着，我们需要一件办公室，有经验的。。 Listen, we'd need an office, experience...
—我们？ —设备，资金 - "We?" - ..equipment, all kinds of capital.
—你说“我们” —没有，绝对没有 - You said "we". - No, absolutely not.
一万，两万美金启动资金 Ten, twenty grand for start-up costs.
我没有钱 I don't have money.
—信托基金如何？ —绝对不行 - What about the trust fund? - Absolutely not.
我正试图不靠家里自食其力 I'm trying hard to keep my family out of my life.
—至少你还有个家 —别说了 - At least you have a family. - Stop it.
我是靠非洲大猩猩养大的 I was raised by African fruit bats.
别再拿非洲大猩猩说事 Don't play the African fruit bat card.
那我可以拿好朋友说事吗？ Can I play the best friend card?
在九年级，你帮助院长的太太发现了她丈夫的日记 ln ninth grade, you helped the Dean's wife find her husband's diary.
可她照他的脸上就一枪 Then she shot him in the face.
—因此回答就是“不” —我现在是他妈的在东欧 - So the answer's no? - I'm in Eastern fucking Europe.
我已经离开美国三年了，这也是你的主意 I left the States three years ago, which was your idea.
我记得 I remember.
就是为了离开我的家 再也没回去 It was to get away from my family.
为什么？因为我喜欢厨艺，喜欢独立，这就是原因 Why? Because I like to cook. And be alone. That's it.
行呀，你已经得到你想要的了 Well, you got your wishes.
可没人到你的餐馆吃饭 Nobody comes to the restaurant to eat.
再加上希望不要被解雇，所有的三个愿望都实现了 Just wish to never get laid and all three wishes will be up.
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安东尼？ Anthony?
嗯？ Mm?
能给我一杯水嘛？ Can I get a glass of water?
不会，你会尿在我的沙发上的 No, you're gonna piss on my couch.
我知道我告诉你离开你的家 I know I told you to get away from your family,
去旅行，过你自己的生活 go travel, live your life,
可你却在这里与世隔绝，哥们 but you're here just hiding from the world, man.
我需要你参与进来，你也需要过你自己的生活 I need you in on this. And you need to live your life.
嗯，你要加入吗？哥们？ So, you in on this, man?
你打算跟我一起干了？来吧，哥们，做个侦探 You going to get with me? Come on, man, be a dick.
好吧 All right.
如果干不成，你就给我当跑堂 If it doesn't work, you're waiting tables.
—我们决定做这个了？ —我和你一起 - We're gonna do this? - I'm with you.
—我们能成功的 —我们要做才行 - We can! Yes, we can! - We'll try.
来吧，你还不明白！我的哥们，不能重色轻友 Come on, you feel me! My boy! Bros before hos.
—我没有重色呀 —你在我的黑名单了 - I don't have any hos. - That's on my list.
你可能会有艳遇 You gonna get some hos.
这是，嗯，等下 It's, er, wait.
“Bonjour”，就在那，快点 "Bonjour". It's right here. Come on, here we go.
就这了 This is it.
哦 Oh, yes!
没错，哥们，那是圣诞老人 Yes! Dude, that's Santa Claus.
他们正在放圣诞电影 They're showing Christmas movies.
这是色情电影，我们的办公室在色情电影院里 A porno theatre. Our office is in a porno theatre.
哥们，你以为本杰瑞（冰淇淋公司）也是在一个奶油山上起步的吗？ Dude, you think Ben and Jerry started in a high rise creamery?
不，绝不是，他们只有一个调羹和一个水桶 No, not at all. They had one big spoon, one bucket,
在一个汽车后厢，裤子上沾满奶油 in the back of a VW van, creaming in their pants.
但他们起来了，安东尼 Ground up, Anthony, ground up.
（塞尔维亚语）嗨，你们要看电影吗？ (SERBO-CROATIAN) Hey, you wanna watch the movie,
那你们需要买票 you need to buy a ticket.
嗯，让我找找 Er, let's see.
我们要找一个叫。。博登的人 We're looking for a... Boden.
哦，布达？就是我 Ah, Boda? It's me.
来吧，小伙子，过来 Come on, guys, come on.
这就是你们的办公室 在这你们会赚很多钱 This is your office. You make here much money.
这里什么都有，大桌子，免费色情电影 You have all you need here.Big desk, free porno.
小心 小心 地板有点朽 Careful, careful. Boards rotten.
这，你们可以放一些报纸 Here, you can put the papers.
这是一个非常重要的地方 And this is very important place.
你可以在这洗手也可以在这撒尿 You can wash here or piss here.
每个人都要撒尿，是吧 Everybody must piss, yes.
每个月500，可，嗯，对你们，因为我喜欢你们 500 of month, but, er, for you, because I like your face,
我就跟你们要400，可以吧？ I give to you for four, OK?
行，我们接受 We'll take it.
好哥们 Good guys.
—是的 —过来，付钱 - Yes. - Come on, pay him.
—哦，好吧 —你准备好当跑堂的了吗？ - Er, yes, come on. - You ready to wait tables?
我们会成长起来的 Ground up, ground up.
—你们在此会大大成功 —好 - You make here big success. - Ah.
—欣赏一下 —谢谢你 - Enjoy. - Thank you.
现在我们有了个住不了人的小屋 So we have an uninhabitable hovel
俯瞰着圣诞老人A片 overlooking a Santa Claus snuff film.
下一步做什么？ What's next?
招员工 Staff.
你知道，我在军队语言学校学习过 You know, I was in Army language school.
我可以说五种不同的语言 I speak five different languages.
—嗯，我问些问题可以吧？ 你叫。。。—叫我戴克斯特好了 - Um, do you mind if we ask, Mr... - Call me Dexter.
调查者 戴克斯特 杜恩 两枚紫心勋章 一枚英勇勋章 通讯专家 欧洲军队摔跤冠军
好的，戴克斯特，你怎样。。。。？ OK, er, Dexter, um, how did you...?
嗯，我的意思，你天生就这样吗？ Well, I mean, were you born like this?
—他在军队里呆过 —哦，哦，不是 - He was in the Army. - Oh. Oh, no.
在我离职后，很快地。。 Shortly after I was discharged,
我就和我太太就到佛罗里达度假去了 my wife and I were vacationing in Florida,
我们遇到了一次鲨鱼攻击 and we were involved in a shark attack.
哦，这样你就失去了。。。。 Um, so that's how you lost...?
—哦，不，鲨鱼把我老婆吃了 —天哪 - Oh, no, shark ate my wife. - Oh, God.
你见过你所爱的人被慢慢地活活地被吃掉吗 Have you ever seen somebody you love eaten alive slowly,
一口一口的？ one bite at a time?
哦，他没有把她都吃完？ Er, he didn't eat her whole?
哦，他们在海滩上发现了她的半拉屁股。。 Oh, they found her hole. And a piece of her ass on the beach.
就剩下一条皮带和一场噩梦 Just an empty thong and a broken dream.
你知道，这对我的打击很大 You know, that hits you kinda hard.
我开始喝酒和使用镇静剂类药物 I started drinking and using intravenous drugs.
因为针头不干净化了脓又把胳膊丢掉了 Lost my arm through an abscess caused by a dirty needle.
5年前我一落千丈，虎落平阳 I reached rock bottom about five years ago.
就睡在街道上，乞讨过活，吃宠物口粮 I was living on the streets and begging and eating pet food.
最后，我就跳进了地铁下面 Finally, I just threw myself under a subway train,
落在铁轨上，然后，火车就嗖嗖地。。。 and landed on the rails, and well, that train just, whoosh!
把我的两条腿干掉了 Popped my legs clean off.
哦，听着，你看起来还是相当地乐观 Well, listen, you seem remarkably positive.
我每天都感谢上帝对我所做的一切 I thank God every day for what happened to me.
你知道，这次事故，让我看见了上帝 You know, my accident, well, it brought me to the Lord.
我放弃了酗酒和吸毒 I stopped drinking and drugging.
我答应自己要抓住 I promised myself that I would make the most
生活提供给我的每一次机会 out of every single opportunity that life afforded me.
OK,好的，我想。。。嗯 OK, well, I guess, um,
现实点说，你能满足我的要求吗？ practically speaking, could you fill some of the requirements?
看到那边的电话了吗？ You see that phone over there?
叮铃 叮铃 Ring! Ring!
（外语） (FORElGN LANGUAGE)
我还会弄最好的咖啡。。 And I make a great cup of coffee, too.
好了，你什么时候可以开始工作？ Well, when can you start?
给我的太短了点 Give me a little nub.
喂？ Hello?
丹尼尔 卡沃？ 我是凯特 Daniel Carver? This is Cat.
凯特，你在哪？ 我真高兴你还活着 Cat, where are you? I'm so glad you're alive.
—你怎么知道我的电话？ —我拷贝了瑞德的地址本 - How did you get my number? - I copied Ryder's address book.
怎么这么勤快，你想说什么？ How very industrious. So what is this about?
又要和我联系？ Wanted to touch base?
我拿了你的硬盘，OK？ I have your hard drive, OK?
如果你不取消那些警察 If you don't call off your dogs,
你们老板的A片 that movie of your boss will be
就会成为YouTube上最受欢迎的视频 the most-watched video on YouTube.
关掉那个烦人的音乐！ Turn off the fucking music!
哦 Oh!
你从那个硬盘上得不到任何东西 You can't get anything off that hard drive.
那是军队级别加密的 It's got military encryption.
它会像俄国农民复活节大扫除一样自动扫除干净 It's gonna purge itself like a Russian farm worker on Easter.
我把它交给了专家，他们把它解密了 I took it to an expert. He figured it out.
不要向成年人撒谎 Never lie to grown-ups.
我都老的跟你父亲一样 I'm old enough to be your sugar daddy.
我会抓到你，就在今天晚上之前 And I'll find you. I'll find you by the pm.
靠 Fuck.
（克罗地亚语）我发现了一辆丢在街道上的汽车 (SERBO-CROATIAN) I found a car.Someone left it on the street.
我能把它买个3、4百欧元，我肯定 I could get 300 - 400 Euros for it, I'm sure.
我也不知道是谁的，管它呢 I don't know whose it is, don't care.
滚开，从车这滚开，你个蠢驴 Away! Away from the car! Away, you dirty shit!
我说了，从车子这滚开 I said get away from the car!
从车子这滚开 Get away from the car
(SPEAKS IN SERBO CROATIAN)
什么？你在干什么？你疯了？ What? What did you do? Are you crazy?
—你个傻x —你说过要把司机杀了 - You stupid fuck. - You said to kill the driver.
没有说男的女的呀 No said boy or girl.
—你把警察杀了？ —没错 - You killed a cop? - Yah.
你他妈的别想拿钱了，蠢货 You won't get paid for this. Fuckers!
打死了 Shoot him.
妈的，你可是把我烦死了，公主 OK, now I'm really annoyed with you, princess.
现在必须要专业一点的了 It's time to bring in a professional.
让宾汉姆实行B计划 Plan B. As in Bingham.
—很高兴见到你，海伦 —谢谢你还想着我 - Good to see you, Helen. - Thanks for thinking of me.
搜查者 海伦 宾汉姆 失踪人口专家 猎狐专家 格洛斯特公爵的二表妹
我永远会想着你 I'm always thinking of you.
—玛丽亚怎么样？ —她很好 - How's Maria? - She's fine.
还有爱丽丝卡，现在怎么样，三岁了？ And Eliska? What is she now? Three?
—三岁半 —真可爱 - Three and a half. - How lovely.
认识瑞威尔吗？ You know Razwell?
当然，他小的时候就认识 Of course, since he was in short pants.
你好，海伦 Hello, Helen.
哦，还在使用帕玛香水？鲍勃 Oh, still using Acqua di Parma, Bob?
老习惯不会变 Old habits die hard.
真正的男人是绝不会更换香水的，我们可以走了？ A real man never changes his cologne. Shall we?
那个硬盘有五级加密技术 The hard drive has a level-five encryption.
她是绝对不会从中得到任何东西的 She won't be able to get anything out of it.
尽管这样，你还是要花大价钱把它找回来 And yet, you'll pay top euro to get it back.
那个硬盘里有什么？丹尼尔 What's on the hard drive, Daniel?
—小孩的照片 —嗯 - Baby pictures. - Hm.
这就是原则，海伦，相信我，你不需要知道 That's need-to-know, Helen. Trust me, you don't need to know.
那个女人呢？ 我们对她了解多少？ And the girl? What do we know about her?
鲍勃？ Bob?
谢谢 Thank you.
她的名字是卡特丽娜 诺纳，也叫做凯特 Her name is Catalina Rona, also answers to Cat.
从安道尔偏僻农村来这找工作 Left her rustic, rural homeland of Andorra looking for work,
最后发现她还有盘根错节的关系 and found her true calling sprawling and balling.
哦，天呀 Oh, my goodness.
我们还知道些什么？ What else do we know?
—我们知道她很狡猾 —我们怎么知道？ - Well, we know she's smart. - And how do we know that?
—因为至今她还活着 —哦 - Because she's still breathing. - Ah.
这些女孩呢，没有卡特丽娜一样聪明的那些女孩呢？ And those other girls, the ones who weren't as smart as Catalina?
你把她们怎么处理了？ What are your plans for them?
汽车事故，吸毒用具，自焚，当地警察 Car crash, drug paraphernalia, bodies burned up, local cops.
我们给警察局长开工资的 The chief is on my payroll.
哎呀，放！ Dear me. Pull!
我想你的家伙们改弦更张了 I thought you boys were all about change.
哦，我们都变了 Oh, we have changed.
我们已经习惯了残酷无情，放！ We used to be really cold and ruthless. Pull.
黑山共和国———安道尔共和国
（西班牙语）你需要帮忙吗? (SPANISH) Do you need a hand with that?
不 不 (SPANISH) No, no!
哦，我觉得你需要 Oh, I think you do.
外语 (SPEAKS IN FORElGN LANGUAGE)
外语 (SHOUTS IN FORElGN LANGUAGE)
偌纳先生？ Mr Rona?
诺纳先生，我要提醒你，诺纳先生 Mr Rona, I want to assure you, Mr Rona,
我们跟您一样很关心 that we're just as concerned
卡特丽娜失踪的事情 about Catalina's disappearance as you are.
哦，是吗？那就是说你们不关心 Oh, yes? That mean you're not much concerned.
你对你的女儿漠不关心吗？ You're not worried about your daughter?
关心什么？我就从来没有见过她，她也没有给我一分钱 What to worry? I never see her.And she never gives me a dime.
她当鸡挣了很多钱，却从来不给他爸爸 She fuck and make big money, but none for Papa.
—（西班牙语） 这个娘们是谁？ —她是警察 - (SPANISH) Who's the bitch? - (SPANISH) She is from the police.
（西班牙语）她叫维吉尼亚 沃夫 （英语）这是我儿子 (SPANISH) Her name is Virginia Wolf. (ENGLISH) This is my boy son.
很高兴认识你，也许你正好知道 How lovely to meet you. Do you happen to know
你姐姐在哪里？ where your girl sister is?
—我什么都不知道 —想一想 - I know nothing. - lmagine that.
如果你正好想起什么 If you do happen to hear anything,
给我一个电话是再好不过了 I would most appreciate it if you'd give me a call.
(西班牙语)为什么她要浪费时间找我姐姐？ (SPANISH) Why is she wasting her time looking for my sister?
她不会躲很久的，他有个孩子 She won't hide long. She's got a kid.
哦，嗯？ 谢谢 Ah. Si? Gracias.
注意点 Hold it.
哦，我们需要一部电梯，这么多的楼梯 Ooh, we need an elevator. All these damn stairs.
—嘿，对不起迟到了 —迟到什么？ - Hey, sorry I'm late. - Late for what?
戴克斯特 沃夫 有什么留言吗？ Dexter Wolf, any, er, messages?
嗯，博达给你电话 Er, Boda called,
他说你订的那个瑞典小弟弟泵 and he said that Swedish penis pump you ordered,
他会用一个隐蔽的包裹发货 he's going to deliver it in a discreet package.
嗯，我的意思，有什么业务信息 Er, I meant, like business messages.
—我要为你的色情玩意买单吗？ —不用，哥们，我没有定那玩意 - Am I paying for your porn? - No, man, I didn't even order that.
我的身份被盗用了 I'm a victim of identity theft.
算了，哥们，我搞到了一些名片和手机 Anyways, man, I got some new business cards and cell phones.
—这呢，看一看 —给我 - Here, check it out. - Let's see.
“想找一个真正的侦探吗？就打胡安侦探所的电话” "Looking for a good dick? Call the Juan Detective Agency."
—那个是胡安？ —不 不 不 那是居-安 - Who's Juan? - No, no, no, no. It's "Ju-An".
这是一个简称，是把我们俩的名字合起来起的 It's a cross, like a mix with our names,
居利安和安东尼，居安，怎么样？ Julian and Anthony. Ju-An. You feel me?
—为什么把你的名字放前面？ —安居像个地产商 - Why's your name first? - Anju sounds like a law firm.
你知道，高盛 高盛投资公司 安居 You know, Goldman Goldman Sachs Anju.
我的意思，如果你不喜欢它 I mean, if you don't like it,
我可以马上回去再重印一些 I can go back and maybe reprint something.
你没有其他的意见吧？我们的工作开始吧？ Is this your only objection? Are we doing this?
行了！ Yes!
看看这个 Check this out.
这上面到底说些什么？ What the hell does that say?
这就是饭馆里的那个女孩 That's the girl from the restaurant.
他父亲正在寻找他失踪的女儿，她就是我们的第一个案子 Father's looking for his missing daughter. She's our first case.
下一个去意大利巴里的渡船在八分钟之内开船 The next ferry to Bari, ltaly leaves in eight minutes.
请马上登船 Please board now.
这是最后一次提醒 去意大利巴里的渡船 This is the last call for the ferry to Bari, ltaly,
在8分钟后开船 leaving in eight minutes.
请马上登船 Please board now.
快点，醒醒，亲爱的 Come on, wake up, honey.
哦 Ow.
我们是在哪？ Where are we?
意大利 安科纳 Ancona, ltaly.
哦，我睡过去了 Oh, I fell asleep.
不错，你可以整夜赶路 Good. Now you can go all night.
—你要这个！ —怎么回事？ - You wanted it! - What happened?
就是一个意外，我什么都没做 It was an accident. I didn't do anything.
—快点 —就是一个意外 - Go. - It was an accident.
快点 Go. Go.
他们的安全是我们的第一要务 Their safety is our number one priority.
安全 Safety.
—怎么回事？ —我们不是在意大利 - What the fuck? - We are not in ltaly.
没办法，警察太多 We couldn't. There were too many cops.
他们会检查每一个车的后备箱，我们明天离开 They were looking in the trunks of the cars. We'll go tomorrow.
我们会呆在这一晚上明天就走，我保证 We'll spend the night here and go tomorrow. I promise.
—就是一个晚上 —我看不会 - It'll be completely all right. - I don't think so.
你的梦中女孩现在是名人了 Your dream girI's getting famous.
爸爸很心烦因为宝贝没有回家吃晚饭 Father's upset his baby didn't come home for supper.
—有异议吗？ —蛋扯 - Is that objectionable? - It's bullshit.
她不是一个回家吃晚饭的女孩 She's not a girl who comes home for supper
可为什么却成了头条新闻 and why would this make the headlines?
这会把我们引向何方？ Which leads us to conclude what?
一些有势力的坏人已经跑在我们前面了 Some hard, bad people,connected and respected are fronting
在她能开口之前就会找到她 and want her found before she can make a sound.
哦，苏西博士，靠谱！ Oh, MC Dr Seuss, kicking rhymes!
我就是说说，有些可能也不对 I'm just saying, something is not right.
如果大部分都不对，你会突然关心起来？ A bunch of stuff ain't right. and you suddenly care?
我只是很好奇 I'm just curious, that's all.
我知道了，你想跟他上床，对不对？ I knew it! You want to have sex with her, don't you?
—你在说什么？ —你就憋着坏那 - What are you saying? - You want to hit that.
酷毙了，这是我们的第一个案子 It's cool by me. It's our first case.
快点，赶上我们的火车，快点 Come on, let's catch our train. Come on.
卢森堡公国
—是瑞德先生？下午好 —你是为卡沃工作？ - Mr Ryder? Good afternoon. - You work for Carver?
—没错 —你有我的那些女孩的消息？ - I do. - You got answers about my girls?
在这点上我希望你能帮助我 I was hoping you could help me on that score.
你看，你的一个女孩，凯特琳娜 You see, one of your girls, Catalina,
从我的雇主那偷了一些东西 has stolen something from my employer.
我想知道你是否听到些什么和她在哪里 I need to know if you've heard from her and where she is.
我真不知道那个婊子在哪 I don't know where that scheiss bitch is.
还有其他那些人在哪？包括黛比，苏西，巴布斯，萨拜娜 Where the fuck are the others? Debbie, Susie, Bubbles, Sabina?
恐怕我也不知道 I'm afraid I have no idea.
那我们俩就都什么也不知道 Then we've both got no fucking idea.
不过，也许你会告诉我凯特琳娜把孩子放在谁哪了？ Well, perhaps you could tell me who Catalina left her baby with?
女士，看着我，你闯了进来，真是他妈的“快乐人生” Lady, look at you. You come in here, Mary fucking Poppins.
不是说的，你会被我给干了的，妈妈 You've got a brass pussy,but no offense, get fucked, mama.
哦，恐怕我可不是你妈妈， Oh, I'm not your mama, I'm afraid.
我真希望我有你这么一个儿子 I would love to have a son like you,
可我没这个命，苦逼了 but no such luck, poor old me.
你自己的妈妈难道没有教你这样很不礼貌吗？ And your real mother, didn't she teach you it's rude to point?
我妈妈教我的只有如何打架 The only thing my mother taught me was how to take a punch
和如何装逼 and to cook up base.
她教我姐姐如何吹喇叭 She taught my sister to suck dick
—怎样撅起屁股 —天呀 - and take it up the ass. - My goodness.
汉斯，给快乐人间一点厉害 Hans, show Mary Poppins the way out.
如果你跟你妈妈关系好，她应当教你怎么办 If you'd been closer to your mother,she might have taught you manners.
比如，当一个女士进入房间，礼貌的方式是站起来 For instance, when a lady enters the room, it is polite to stand up.
经验丰富的刺客 海伦 宾汉姆 前英国MI-6成员 审讯专家 讨厌街边店
你觉得你现在要为我起立吗 瑞德先生？ Do you think you could stand up for me now, Mr Ryder?
女士，我发誓，我真的不知道她在哪 Lady, I swear, I don't know where she is,
凯特和她的鬼孩子 Cat or her fucking baby.
现在你可以坐下了 You can sit down now.
啊！天呀 Ah! God!
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
上帝，好 好 好，我什么都告诉你 God! OK, OK, OK. I'll tell you all I know.
嗯，不错，不幸的是，对你这样没有格调的小人 Hmm, well, unfortunately, with a man of your low character -
我也不想贬低你 and I don't mean to insult you
可你这从一个卑鄙无耻，肮脏透顶的家里培养出来的东西 but you were brought up by a sodomy-and fellatio-tutoring crack addict -
你可能会向我撒谎 there's the possibility that you might lie.
女士，你必须相信我 Lady, you got to trust me.
是吗，这有一个选项 Well, that's one option.
哦，不 不 不，女士！ Oh, no, no, no, lady!
卡沃先生，我是司洛布丹警官 Mr Carver? Officer Slobodan.
我这发现两个年轻人 We have two young males.
好的，马上把照片发过去 OK. Pictures coming right up.
—我们要去找你的女儿 —警察？哼，他们找到个屁 - We're gonna find your daughter. - Politsia? Hah! They find nothing.
我完全同意你的观点 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
这就是你为什么要找像我们这样的专业人士 That's why you need professionals like us.
我们处理过多少案子了？安东尼 We handle, er, how many cases on the books, Anthony?
—一个 —太多了都数不过来，真的 - One. - Too many to count, really.
但我们真的觉得我们可以找到你女儿 But we really feel that we can find your daughter.
—找到她？ —没错 - Find her? - Yes.
那谁说凯特琳娜失踪了？我就是跟那个女人这么说的 Who says Catalina disappear? Like I already told woman.
什么女人？ What woman?
一个女警察，叫做维珍 沃尔夫，不错的人 Woman policeman. Name Virgin Woolf. Very nice.
我说我女儿从来没回过家照顾她妈妈 I say my daughter never home. Takes after mother.
我这的全部就是弄破套套生出的一个儿子 All I have is broken condom that turns into son here.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
对了，我们谈谈多少钱吗？ So how much money we talk about?
嗯，也不是很多 Er, not very much money.
一天400美金，不包括其他费用 Our fee is $400 a day plus expenses.
我们需要2000美金预付款 And we'd need a $2,000 retainer.
一百欧元呢？ How about 100 euros?
什么，一天？ What, a day?
不，整件事情完事 No, the whole thing.
给我100欧元，我可以帮你找到我姐姐 Give me 100 euros, I can help you find sister.
当她第一次开始做鸡挣钱的时候 When she first start fucking for money,
我开车送她，有点象你们说的 保护的意思 I drive her a little bit for, how you say, protection.
我可以告诉你我把她带到哪了 I could show you where I took her.
她最喜欢的经纪人，也许他知道她在哪 Her favourite client. Maybe he knows where she is.
等等，实际上应当是你付给我们钱。。。。。 Look, the way this works is that you would actually pay us...
—给你，拿着 —你在干什么？ - Here, take it. - What are you doing?
—你有辆车？ —你给他付过钱了 - You have a car? - You just paid him.
我们应当先要预付金的，你在干什么？哥们 We could have got the retainer.What are you doing, man?
我觉得匹诺曹需要让他的鼻子短点 I think Pinocchio needs his nose clipped.
哦，上帝！ Oh, God!
这个可以教会你不要乱指别人 And this will teach this little piggy not to point.
那个车从猪场就一直尾随着我们 That car is tailing us.It has been since the pig farm.
而且还偷拍了我们 They were snapping shots of us.
哦，也许是警察 Uh-oh. It could be the cops.
沃 沃 沃 Whoop whoop-whoop whoop.
—你想让我甩掉他们吗？ —当然 - Do you want me to lose them? - Yes, I do.
那，我们怎么开下去啦？ OK, why are we going off the road?
—看树 —向左 向左 - Tree! - Left, left, left!
我觉得我都吓出尿来了 I think I peed a little bit.
靠 Shit.
—哦，该死，你没事吧？ —没事，你呢？ - Oh, damn, you all right? - Yeah. You?
没事 Yeah.
咦，那个小伙子呢？ Yo, where's your boy at?
—哦，哥们，他看起来死了 —你没事吧？ - Oh, man, he look dead. - You OK?
起来，哥们 Come on, man.
真应当系上安全带 Shoulda wore that belt.
起来，哥们，你没事吧？ Come on, man. You all right?
你需要看医生，我们打个的 You need a doctor. We'll take a taxi.
喂？ Hello?
鱼跑了。还没有下锅炸？ The fish that got away. Has it been fried yet?
哦，别着急 Er, don't worry.
我们已经封锁边境了 We've got the borders sealed.
她不会去找警察的，我们那有朋友 She'll hardly go to the police,though we have friends there.
我对警察不担心 I'm not worried about the police.
你也许可以轻松把5000人都埋葬在乱尸岗中 You may be able to get away with burying 5,000 people in a mass grave
但在美国，一点点丑闻，参议院就会打我的屁股 but in America, a hint of scandal and the Senate will be up my ass.
如果我看见那个女孩不是以一具尸体上了电视的话 If I see that girl on TV in anything other than a body bag,
那个差不多的导弹合同就 the closest you'll get to a missile contract
会在报纸上看到了 is reading about them in the newspaper.
—上帝，比尔，这不是我。。。—不要叫我比尔 - Jesus, Bill, it wasn't me who... - Don't Jesus Bill me.
—赶快去找那个女孩 —正在做，相信我 - Just find the girl. - It's being done. Trust me.
卡沃已经让他最好的人在做这个 Carver's got his best man on it.
哦，瑞德先生，现在我相信你了 Well, I believe you now, Mr Ryder.
你还真没有用其他消息蒙骗我 You really don't have any additional information for me.
很抱歉打扰了你的早晨时光 I apologise for taking up your morning,
可我觉得你会很感激我让你实现你的价值 but I'm sure you appreciate the value of being thorough.
一个值得做的工作就要做好 A job worth doing is worth doing well,
我的妈妈就是这么跟我说的 as my dear old mum used to say.
杀了我 Kill me.
哦，多么不可思议的话？ Ooh, now. What's the magic word?
求你，杀了我 Please. Kill me.
—你个婊子 —就是这个 - Fucking bitch. - That's the one.
好了，我要跟你说再见了，先生 Well, I'll say goodbye to you, sir.
现在，你还需要一点时间吗？ Now, do you need a moment?
安东尼 海斯特 和 居利安 塞姆斯 美国公民 Anthony Hester and Julian Simms, American nationals.
凯特给你打电话的时候就是用的居利安的手机和安东尼的车1 When Cat called you, that was from Julian's cell and Anthony's car.
—那他们为什么还要去她家呢？ —他们是私人侦探 - Why they are talking to the family? - They're private detectives.
—为谁工作？ —还不知道 - Working for who? - We don't know.
但居利安给了她弟弟100欧元 But Julian gave 100 euros to the brother.
—这会影响我们吗？ —也许 - Is that a problem for us? - Maybe.
需要我们提醒一下吗？ Want me to ring the bank?
不 不，我们自己解决 No, no, we'll deal with it ourselves.
你好，你好吗？ Bonjour, comment ça va?
小姐，你好 Bonjour, mademoiselles.
哦。。 Er, où est...
Rue de Bon? Rue de Bun?
我们正在寻找偌蒂伯，女士，你可以帮我们吗？ We're looking for Rudible. Ladies, you wanna help us out? S'il vous plaît?
看见那个围巾高个吗？ You saw the high scarf?
还用你说 Those weren't words you said.
你是想泡妞还是做侦探？ You wanna deal with girls or you wanna start a detective agency?
两个都要 I wanna do both.
我觉得，你要集中精力寻找卡特琳娜 You need to focus on finding Catalina, I think
哦，安东尼和卡特琳娜坐在树下。。。 Oh! Anthony and Catalina sitting in a tree...
还没有一个人像她一样从我的小弟弟中搞出毒液来 There is no-one like her to draw venom from my serpent.
客户 弗朗西斯 多伯 牛津大学文化学者 印度爱经专家
比其他人都温柔 More sweetly than any other one.
嗯，你是说，作为一个口交提供者 So, you're saying, as a blowjob provider,
凯特比其他人都远胜过其他人？ Cat's head and shoulders above the rest?
口交提供者？ "A blowjob provider"?
这就好像称卡拉瓦乔是家庭画家一样 That would be like calling Caravaggio a house painter.
先生们，来点甘菊茶？ Gentlemen, would you like some tea? Chamomile.
好的，给我一杯 Sure, I'll have a cup.
你还真不容易被震到，是不是？ You are not to be easily shocked, are you?
—不 不 —我们? 不，继续 - No, no. - Us? No, go on.
凯特搞得我一发不可收拾 Cat produced from me a jet of semen,
冲出去11英尺还高 which travelled some 1 1 feet.
就像白鲸喷气一样 It was like the salty exhale of the great white whale
跟画上的图片一样 in Melville's classic tome.
给你看点东西 Let me show you something.
这就是她留下的印记 This is a mark here she leaves.
"Le plaisir de Cat".
哇，从窗户到墙，真是绝地一射 Wow. From the windows to the walls. That's nice shooting.
没错 lndeed.
让我问您点事情，先生 Let me ask you something, gentlemen.
如果我帮助你们找到她，会有一些。。嗯。。金钱奖励吗？ If I help you find her, will there be any, er, pecuniary rewards?
我也不想那么贪婪 I don't want to sound too bourgeois,
可我的需求的确是各种各样 but my needs are quite varied and exotic.
没错，奖励肯定是很可观的金钱 Well, the reward will be very large and pecuniary,
嗯，凯特琳娜的老爸富得流油，可以在里面打滚 and, er, Catalina's father's filthy rich, he's rolling in it.
很好，我是从一个叫瑞德的人那得到她的服务的 Very well. I obtained her services through a man named Ryder.
你有他的电话吗？ Do you have a number?
比这还好，先生们，这是他的地址 Better yet, gentlemen. His address.
- Hi. - Hi.
这个有五级加密 OK. It's a level-five encryption.
—五级？ —是的 - Level-five? - Uh-huh.
哇，这可能会有问题 Wow, that might be a problem.
如果别人能做，你也能做，你就是我的天才 If anyone can do it, you can.You are my little genius.
谢谢，这么多年，你一点没变 Thank you. After all these years, you haven't changed.
一旦我准备好 I'll bring the hard drive and passport to the hotel
我就会把硬盘和护照带到宾馆 as soon as it's ready.
你确认这地方对吗？ You sure you got the right place?
这就是他写给我们的地址 It's the address he wrote down.
—我可没签工作合同 —这可有点草率 - I didn't sign up for this. - It's a little sketchy.
我们回去吧？ Can we go back?
行了，来都来了，准备好了？ Come on, we're right here. You ready?
没有 No.
什么皮条客呀，都不出来迎接我们这俩潜在的客户？ What kind of pimp doesn't open up for a potential doubleheader?
一个死了的皮条客 A dead pimp.
哦，见鬼 Oh, shit.
靠，倒霉透了？ How bad is it?
记得当你发动剪草机的时候里面有只小猫？ Remember when you started that lawn mower with the kittens inside?
—记得 —比那还惨 - Yeah. - This is much worse.
哦，天呀 Oh, damn!
你不会跟死人开玩笑吧 You weren't kidding about the dead part.
嗷嗷。那是什么玩意? Ah-Ah! What the hell?
这些东西。。。。？ 哦哦！ Are those...? Ahhhh!
女人做到这地步一定是被惹翻了 Chick who did this must have been pissed.
什么，一个女人做的？ What, a female did this?
—我觉得也是 —想看她长得什么样？ - I think so. - Wanna see what she looks like?
—那有闪光 —靠 - That blinking light. - Shit!
安保摄像机，我想他会把所有的事情都记录了下来 Security cam. I'm thinking it recorded everything.
那个母狗阉割匠一定没注意这个，外面太亮了 Our sick, castrating bitch missed it cos it was bright outside.
当然，我也许错了，但我不这么认为 Course, I could be wrong, but I don't think so.
看看这个女人如何谈判 Look at this lady plying her trade.
哦，她那是在谈判呀 Oh, she's plying more than a trade.
哦，上帝。。哦哦 Ohhh, God! Ohhhh!
哦，天呀。。她是想。。。。 Oh, my God. Is she going for the...
这可不是蛋蛋，不是。。。。不！ Not the nuts, not the n-n-n... No!
...在意大利河上的一个船屋 ..on a houseboat on the river in ltaly...
—什么？意大利？ —接近费拉拉 - What? ltaly? - .. near Ferrara.
这个混蛋把她出卖了，他说那孩子就在河上！ The arsehole sold her out! He sold the baby down the river!
—我们要警报她 —让我们看看这个 - We should probably warn her. - Let me see this.
哦，古如申卡，古如申卡，古如申卡 Er, Grushenka, Grushenka, Grushenka...
—这里没有古如申卡 —接着找，哦，奥瑞菲娜 - No Grushenkas here.- Look for, er, Agrafena.
—奥瑞菲娜？ 古如申卡就是奥瑞菲娜的简称 - Agrafena? - Grushenka's short for Agrafena.
可古如申卡更长些 Grushenka's longer.
只有三个。。。就找号码吧 It's three syllab... Just look for the fucking number.
往回找 Ks Hs It's like the backwards Ks and Hs.
—读一下《卡拉马佐夫兄弟们》 —你读过《克里夫笔记》 - Read The Brothers Karamazov. - You just read the Cliff Notes.
读过，看一下电话号码 I read it. Look up the number.
好了，我要被诅咒了，好了，这，你和她说话 Well, I'll be damned! OK, here, you talk to her.
—为什么你不和她说话？ —不行，兄弟，我有点紧张 - Why don't you talk to her? - No, dude, I'm nervous.
我的胃在翻江倒海 My stomach's bubbling.
—我腋下流汗 —闭嘴吧你 - I get sweaty armpits. - Shut the fuck up.
古如申卡，听着，有人要来杀你 Grushenka, listen. Someone is coming to kill you.
一个非常坏的女人正在赶去杀你 A very bad lady is coming to kill you.
赶紧跑，有人要去杀你和那个孩子 Get out now. Someone is coming to kill you and the baby.
她在说俄语 She's speaking Russian.
什么？俄语？哦，让我看看 What? Russian? Oh, let me see.
你说俄语吗？ You speak Russian?
我曾经有过一个俄国女朋友 I had a Russian girlfriend once.
（俄语）婊子，给我滚出去！ (SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) Bitch! Get the fuck out of here!
我要杀了你，我要杀了你 (SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
我要杀了你，赶快给我滚出去 (SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) I'll kill you! Get the fuck out of here!
—你在威胁我？ —我要杀了你！ - (RUSSIAN) Are you threatening me? - (RUSSIAN) I'll kill you!
—你觉得她会明白吗？ —你觉得我听懂了吗？ - You think she understood that? - Do you think I did?
我觉得我们要亲自去警报她 I think we need to go warn her in person.
我非常喜欢你，年轻人 I like you very much, young lady.
你的忍耐力和对朋友的忠诚很让人敬佩 Your resilience, and dedication to your friend is admirable.
Oh-oh-oh.
就这样吧 There we are.
你必须明白，不管到哪我都会抓住凯特琳娜 You must understand, I will find Catalina anyway,
那时候你的牺牲和崇高 and then your sacrifice and your nobility
就会一文不值 will all have been in vain.
哦，亲爱的 Oh dear, oh dear.
看见这些了吗？ Do you see these?
他们可以提醒我要有勇气 These are to remind me of courage.
这是我在也门审讯犯人的时候 I had them made from the teeth of a young man
用一个年轻人的牙齿做的 I interrogated in the Yemen.
他坚持了八天 He held out for eight days straight.
在他临死之前告诉我的最后一件事 The last thing he said to me before he died,
就是他什么也没有说，随便说一下，就是一个F（uck） having told us absolutely nothing, by the way, was the F word.
哦，看看谁醒了 Ahh, look who's just woken up.
你好 Hello.
—（俄语）不要 —你好，别害怕。。。 - (RUSSIAN) Please... - Hello! hello, relax.
（俄语）请不要把孩子抱出去 (RUSSIAN) Please leave the baby out of this.
放下他 Leave him alone.
（西班牙语）你好吗，小家伙？ (SPANISH) Hola. How are you, little one?
（俄语）放下他！不要碰亚历克斯 (RUSSIAN) Leave him alone! Please let Alex be.
你喜欢这个玩具，是吗？ (SPANISH)Oh, you like this toy, do you?
古如申卡，凯特在哪？ (RUSSIAN) Where is Cat, Grushenka?
我很喜欢侦探，但现在我要去跑堂了 I liked this detective idea but I'm ready to wait tables.
—我们要去救那个女孩 —你觉得她还活着吗？ - We gotta save this girl. - You think she's still alive?
我不知道，我希望如此 I don't know. I hope so.
这是吗啡，它会让你无痛而终 (RUSSIAN) This is morphine. It will make your death painless.
我真的不知道她在哪 (RUSSIAN) I really don't know where she is.
嘘。。。 Shh.
—我相信你 —别动孩子 - I believe you. - Please, the baby.
没事，我可以叫警察，他们会照顾他的 Yes, yes, I'll call the police.They'll take care of him.
我要你知道，我不会伤害幼小生命的 I want you to know I would never hurt a tiny baby.
特别不会在星期天 Not on a Sunday.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
你不会开船吧？我都被弄湿了，婊子 Don't you know how to drive? I'm wet, bitch!
—喂？ —喂，是维京 沃夫？ - Hello? - Hello, this is Virgin Woolf?
我是维京 沃夫 This is Virginia Woolf.
我是凯特琳娜爸爸，记得我吗？ This is Catalina's father. Remember me?
早上好，偌纳先生，我可以帮您吗？ Good morning, Mr Rona. How may I help you?
喂？ Hello?
哦，天呀 Oh, God.
女士，你还好吗？ Ma'am, are you OK?
说话呀 Say something.
—快点，我来了 —小姐，你好？ - Come on, I got you. - Miss. Hello?
斯普兰....斯普兰迪？ Splen... Splendid?
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
—怎么回事？ —我想她死了 - What's going on? - I think she's dead.
她说了好像是“斯普兰迪” She said something like "splendid" before...
天呀，哦，不要 Jesus. Oh, no.
我觉得她说的是布德瓦的斯普兰迪宾馆 I think she meant the Splendid Hotel in Budva.
也许就是凯特住的地方 That's probably where Cat is.
德克斯，我要订一张去康斯特罗瓦的票，住在斯普兰迪宾馆 Dex, I need tickets to Constalova. We'll staying at the Splendid Hotel.
再给我送一些保暖内衣 And send some thermal underwear.
你要给我买一辆新车？ So you will buy me a new van?
—我很愿意？ —带上空调、光盘、DVD和电视？ - It would be my pleasure. - With AC, CD, DVD, and TV?
全套装备，你有什么信息给我？ Fully equipped. What information do you have for me?
两个人来我这，想知道我女儿的消息 Two guys came, wanted to know about my daughter.
问了很多问题 Asking many questions.
这里，他们的名片 Here. They gave card.
你现在该给我钱了？ So, you pay me now?
哦,没错，现在就给你 Oh, yes, I'll pay you now.
你还需要一点时间吗？ Do you need a moment?
为什么？ For what?
不，诺纳斯，不在这 No, Ronas, no stay here.
没有诺纳斯？好的，看看是否有凯特或者凯特琳娜 No Ronas? OK, see if you have a Cat or a Catalina.
先生，我们这有370个房间，1000多客人 Sir, we have 370 rooms and over 1 ,000 guests.
她不高，大约在5尺4，5 OK, she's a short girl, 5'4", 5'5",
长的黑发 漂亮的屁股 long, dark hair, nice low-opening booty.
向上挺拔的胸部，紧身的衣服 Got up-top heavy breasts, skimpy dress.
没有，很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
没事，好的，给我一个房间 All right, well, let me get a room.
今天这有个魔术大会 It is magic convention today.
现在恐怕只有总统套间了 I am afraid we have only Presidential Suite apartment.
而且非常贵，2400欧元 But it's much too expensive. It's 2,400 euros.
—2400欧元？ —是的 - 2,400 euros? - Yes.
好的，你，嗯，你也一起来吗？ OK. You, er, you come with the room?
不，很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
—你不包括在这个房间内？ —不包括 - You don't come with the room? - No.
你好 Hello?
—需要帮忙吗？ —你好 - Can I help you? - Hello.
这里是朱安侦探所吗？ Is this the Juan Detective Agency?
—这是居-安，请进 —谢谢 - It's Ju-An. Come on in. - Thank you.
我给您来点喝的？ Can I get you anything?
我们这有很好的草药茶 We have a lovely selection of herbal teas.
或者你正在等待一个约会 Or are you just looking for a good date?
不用了，我什么都不要，谢谢 How very kind. Nothing for me, thank you.
我叫艾米丽 勃朗特 My name's Emily Brontë.
我来自于国家安全局 I'm from the National Security Agency.
我知道你们正在进行一个对我们非常重要的案子 I believe you're working on a case of great importance to us.
一个失踪女孩，凯特琳娜 偌纳 A missing girl. Catalina Rona.
艾米丽 勃朗特？ Emily Brontë?
和一个作家的名字很像？ Like the writer lady?
死于。。。嗯。。。肺结核还是什么？ Died of, er, TB or some shit?
嗯，是的，好像是的 Well, yes, as a matter of fact.
勃特朗小姐，很抱歉，我不能跟您谈及有关的案子 Well, Miss Brontë, I can't discuss the case with you.
你要跟我的老板讨论这些东西 You'll have to talk to my employers.
那我什么时候能见到他们呢？ When might I be able to do that?
哦，他们现在案件现场，可能要几天吧 Well, they're in the field, so it might be a few days.
他们的现场在哪里呢？ And what field might that be?
你把电话号码给我 Why don't you give me your number,
我可以转告，可以吗？ and I'll be happy to pass it on?
你能不能把那张纸条给我 Or you could just give me that note
就是你藏进《约翰福音》书中的那个 that you slipped into the Gospel of St John.
你。。。 You...
你，哦，你已经看到了 You, er, you read that upside down.
是的 I did.
你看到了 You did.
哦，上帝 Oh, Lord.
哦，该死 Oh, damn.
哦，上帝 Oh, my goodness.
哦，收拾一下 Oh, put them away.
真他妈的漂亮 Sweet baby Jesus.
真不错。。哈！ Nice. Oh!
哦，超大床，我要了，我都要了 Oh, king size! I got this. I got all this.
你赶快去打电话，我先把他放在床上 You make your phone calls. I'm going to put him to bed.
OK,我们要找到你的妈妈，那就行了 OK, we just need to find your mom, that's all.
嘘，没事了 Shh, it's all right.
你好，我是居利安，帮我找一下凯特或者凯特琳娜 Hi, my name is Julian. I'm looking for Cat or Catalina.
喂喂？ Hello? Hello?
OK，好的 OK, all right.
让我看一看你怎么样了，好吗？ Let's take a little look at what you got here, OK?
你能让宝贝安静一下吗？ Can you shut the baby up?
你好，帮我找一下凯特或者凯特琳娜 Hello? Hi? I'm looking for a Cat or Catalina.
—不 不 房间服务 —哦，对不起，OK - No, no, housekeeping . - Oh, I'm sorry, OK.
好吧，嗯，给我们再送上点毛巾好吗？ Well, yeah, can we get more towels up here, then?
好的，等一会 Yes, yes, moment.
一条新信息 One new message.
嗯，你好，我叫 居利安 塞姆斯 Er, hi, my name's Julian Simms...
就是她，不是吗？ There she is. Is that her?
我记得体型 I recognise that rack.
我看起来如何？ How do I look?
不错，让我看看，领子很酷 You're good, let me see. Collar's cool.
发型呢？发型如何？ What about the 'fro? 'Fro's good?
美胸呀，看她的美胸？ The boats. See her boats?
这次要搞到她的电话号码 Get her number this time.
快点 把他给我 把我的孩子给我 Come on. Give him to me. Give me my baby.
—好的 —把他给我，快点 - It's OK. - Give him to me. Come on.
（西班牙语） (SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
请坐 Sit down.
我的包里有把枪 I have a gun in my bag.
如果你们使坏，向上帝发誓，我会开枪打碎你的蛋蛋 You try anything, I swear to God, I will shoot you in the balls.
没事的，没有这个必要 It's OK. It's not necessary.
不用说可不可能，因为你根本没有枪 Not to mention impossible, since you don't really have a gun.
哥们，也许你是错的 Man, you could be wrong.
你们是谁，嗯？ Who are you guys, hm?
你没有认出我们俩？ You don't recognise us?
—我偷了你的车 —还有我的手机 - I stole your car. - And my phone.
还有我的彩铃、电话簿，还有那些照片 With my ringtones, numbers,I had those pictures.
你想怎样？ What do you want?
—你在干吗，哥们？ —我想你没有打我的耳光 - What the fuck, man? - I know you did not just slap me.
我们是私人侦探，你的父亲雇我们来找你 We're private investigators. Your father hired us to find you.
—我父亲？ —我的意思，从法律上，我们还没有。。。 - My father? - I mean, technically, we're not...
哦，好了，他很担心你 Ah, OK, he's worried about you.
他所关心的就是钱，自从妈妈去世后，我就在没有给过他钱 All he's worried about is the money I stopped sending after Mum died.
你们关系很差？ You all don't get along?
可以这么说 You could say that.
是的，我父亲和我也是这样 Yes! My father and I were the same way.
他更喜欢我弟弟，带着他去钓鱼等等 He preferred my brother, take him fishing and stuff.
我父亲用皮带抽我 My father beat me with a belt
还让我在谷仓里和猪睡在一起 and made me sleep in the barn with pigs.
哦，你比我更悲惨 Yes, yours is substantially worse.
—真的杯具，没错 —你们为什么要我的孩子？ - That's bad. Yeah. - Why have you got my son?
—奥瑞菲娜死了 —谁是奥瑞菲娜？ - Agrafena is dead. - Who is Agrafena?
—就是古如申卡的简称 —没有人读过那本书 - Grushenka's short for Agrafena. - Nobody been reading that book.
—你们从《克里夫笔记》上知道的 —古如申卡死了 - You gotta get them Cliff Notes. - Grushenka's dead?
是的，还有瑞德 Yeah. And Ryder.
死了，挂了，小镇疑云 Dead. Gone, six feet under.
—他是我的皮条客 —不，再也不是了 - He's my pimp. - No, not any more.
—他死了 —他们还想杀了我的助理 - He's pimped out. - They tried to kill our assistant,
把他的胳膊砍了去 cut his fucking arm off.
你说怎样的人才能把只有一条胳膊的人仅有的一条再砍了去？ What kind of person cuts a one-armed man's only arm off?
凯特，这是一个可以把一个人的蛋蛋都给割掉的人 Cat, it's the kind of person that cuts someone's balls off.
—他们正在到处找你 —找你 - They are going to find you. - Find you.
他们会把你切成土豆片，我们现在要把你带出这里 They'll chop you up like a tomato. We need to get you out of here.
不行，我要在这等一个人，我的房间号是432，到那见我 No, I can't. I'm waiting for someone. My room is 432. Meet me there.
等一下，我要跟你一起去，检查一下，行吗？ Wait. No, I'm gonna go with you. Get the check, OK?
你怎么总是告诉我去检查一下？ How you gonna tell ME to get the check?
你想要我去检查一下？我没有。。。我没有点这些核桃 You want me to get the check? I don't... I didn't order these nuts.
出来吗？ Coming out?
下去？ Going down?
是的 Yes, please.
—哦，几层？ —哦，这样就行了 - Um, what floor? - Oh, that'll do fine.
哦，好的 Er, OK.
—你先 —谢谢 - After you. - Thank you.
救命，她想杀了我 Help. She's trying to kill me.
听着，她是一个变态杀手，看，她有多高 Look, she's a psychotic killer. Look how tall she is!
你的朋友和凯特琳娜去哪了？ Where's your friend gone with Catalina?
该死 Damn.
—是谁呀？ —是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
现在可以走了，我们可没有一整天时间，咔 咔 Come along now, we haven't got all day. Chop chop.
你怎么回事？你怎么把她带来了？ What did you do? How did you bring her here?
我没有带她来，她有枪 I didn't bring her here. She's got a gun.
别 别 Please. Please!
最后就剩一个 Alone at last.
嗯，你去把窗帘拉上好吗？ Now, would you mind closing those curtains?
你口音很优雅，你是哪人？ You have a delectable accent. Where are you from?
—我要做点事 —我是加拿大人 - I'm gonna try something. - I'm from Canada.
我收回我说过的有关加拿大的坏话 I take back all the bad things I've ever said about Canadians.
嗯，你们两个怎么掺合进来的？ Now, how are you two involved?
我们是私人侦探 We're private detectives.
失敬 I'm sorry.
为什么所有的人都如此反应？ Why does everybody react like that?
—又是谁？ —找凯特的伊万 - Who is it? - lvan for Cat.
我来找凯特，她在吗？ I'm here for Cat. Is she here?
进来好了 Do come in.
嘿，伙计们，齐格弗里德（德国历史英雄）在432房间需要一个新的罗伊（助手） Hey, guys, Siegfried is looking for a new Roy in room 432.
哈 Wow!
啊哈，不错 Aha. Lovely.
哦，任务完成了 Now, we're almost done.
—女士优先 —别，我还有孩子 - Ladies first. - Please, I have a child.
哦，亲爱的凯特琳娜 Oh, my dear Catalina.
如果我对每个人都那么怜悯，我就不会来这了 If I had a shilling for every time someone said that, I wouldn't be here.
可还会有其他人来 But someone else would.
现在 Now,
你还需要一点时间吗？ do you need a moment?
等一下，我们俩有一个DVD Wait! My partner and I have a DVD
里面是你对一个肮脏的皮条客 of you performing surgery, a cockectomy,
进行去势手术的内容，可没有任何手术执照 on a dirty pimp, with no medical licence.
你的麻烦可不小 You could be in a lot of trouble.
我是有点老了 I'm getting old.
别自责了，因为外面比较亮 Don't beat yourself up.It was bright outside.
—你看不到亮光闪动 —录像带在哪？ - You couldn't see the light blink. - Where's the tape?
哦，好的，第一个问题，看看，我们开始谈判了 Oh, OK. A question. See? We're starting to negotiate.
我只需要你们中的一个人告诉我录像带在哪 I only need one of you to tell me where the tape is.
我正在失去耐心 I'm beginning to lose my patience.
我们在找齐格弗里德，你一定是他的助手 I'm looking for Siegfried. You must be his assistant.
看 Look.
你能原谅我吗？ Could you excuse me?
快点 Come on!
女士，趴下！ Lady, get down!
进来，进来 ln. ln. ln.
你要做什么？不，你不能这样，哥们 What are you doing? No, you're not. Dude.
好了，真是疯了 OK. OK, this is crazy.
哦，天呀 Oh, my God.
好了，把孩子给我 OK, give me the baby.
啊 Oh!
给我点时间，你们可不想看我赤裸裸的 Give me a second. You don't want to see me naked.
你在干什么？快点 What are you doing? Hurry up!
哦，上帝 Oh, God. Shit!
救命呀 Man! Help!
闪开 Out the way!
嘿，你想去哪？ Hey, where are you going?
哦，海伦，干得不错 Oh, good work, Helen.
明天钱就会进到你的账户 The money will be in your account tomorrow.
我们这一路下来还有一些小插曲 We had a little collateral along the way.
这就是“错误的事情也发生了”内容 That's in the "shit happens" column.
谁是好孩子？ Who's a good boy?
嗯，丹尼尔，告诉我 Mm. So, Daniel, tell me.
你真的不知道那两个野小子 You didn't know that those two pubescents
—正在扮演侦探，是不是？ —你告诉我我才知道 - were playing detective, did you? - No, not until you told me.
没有其他的人也做这件事吧？ There's no-one else on the job?
当然没有 Of course not.
我知道你喜欢单打独斗 I know you like to work alone.
还有 More than anything.
雅克维奇先生让我要请你参加他的筹款晚会 Mr Jakovic wanted me to extend an invite to his fundraising party.
为美国国防部长 For the American Secretary of Defense.
哦，真奢侈 真美味 Ooh, a posh do. How delicious.
你知道我非常喜欢打扮 You know how I like to dress up.
海伦，你是不是对我们两个的事情遗憾过？ Helen, have you ever regretted that you and I...?
这是一件好事，丹尼尔 It's for the best, Daniel.
我们会永远记得安哥拉 We'll always have Angola.
我们请了另外一个人，海伦这事解决了 We're bringing someone else in. Helen's done with this.
是的，我们做的很隐秘 Yeah. We have full containment.
好的 OK.
小姑娘真勇敢 (SERBO-CROATIAN) Such a brave little girl.
今天和你爸爸玩的高兴吗？ Are you having fun today with your daddy?
海伦是个勇敢的战士 Helen was a good soldier.
是最好的一个人的军队 The best. An army of one.
你觉得她会偷偷看看硬盘的内容吗？ Do you think she took a peek at the hard drive?
也许不会 Probably not.
但我不会冒那个风险 But I couldn't take that risk.
很好，鲍勃 It's all right, Bob.
老战士永远不会死 Old soldiers never die.
他们会随风而去 They just get blown away.
(SPEAKS IN SERBO-CROATIAN)
嗨，鲍勃，告诉她你会打回去 Hello, Bob. Tell her you'll call her back.
(SPEAKS IN SERBO-CROATIAN)
给我进去 Do get in.
你有点小聪明，亲爱的 A nod to the wise, my dear.
你耳朵后面的Parma香水出卖了你 You only need a little dab of Acqua di Parma behind each ear.
尽管几年前我就放弃了这个老式东西 And I gave up on those old trip switches years ago.
10秒延迟，啧 啧 亲爱的 Ten-second delay. Tut tut. Dear, oh dear.
现在，你能做的就是回答我的一两个问题 Now, all you need to do is answer one or two questions,
我们就既往不咎 and we can wrap this up.
否则，我可是有个隔音的地窖 Otherwise, I have a lovely soundproof basement.
我可以弄个盐水瓶 I can rig up a saline drip,
让它持续上几个星期 and we can make it last a couple of crispy, crunchy weeks.
然后，我就可以去找到你的可爱的女儿。。。 And after that, I'll go and find that lovely daughter of yours, in...
她在哪？卢沛安娜？ Where is she? Lupiana?
请不要伤害她？ Please don't hurt her.
谁会替代我？ Who's replacing me?
肖恩 穆迪 Sean Moody.
我最喜欢的苏格兰人，他在城里吗？ Ah, my favourite Scotsman. Is he in town?
他住在瑞沃拉酒店 He's at the Hotel Riviera.
太好了，非常感谢你 Marvellous. Thank you so much.
这不关私人感情，海伦 It was nothing personal, Helen.
哦，当然不是，我一直喜欢你，鲍勃 Oh, no, of course not.I always liked you, Bob.
现在，你需要一点时间吗？ Now, do you need a moment?
我凝视着你，心爱的 Look at you, sweetheart.
你有点难以驾驭，没错 You are a wee fucking ride,so you are.
他妈的。。。 Fucking hell, man.
替代杀手 肖恩 穆迪 苏格兰人 职业杀手 热爱他的工作
哦，家伙 Oh, man.
哦，我是个大丈夫，嗯？ Oh, I'm a big man, huh?
看看这个大家伙，你都能用它割钻石 Look at that fella.You could cut diamonds with that.
妈的，这他妈的是谁？ Fuck. Who the fuck is this?
—喂？ —我是卡沃 - Hello? - It's Carver.
—什么事？ —卡沃，我们找到了那个女孩了 - What? - Carver. We found the girl.
嘿，等会等会，我他妈的找支笔 Aye, hang on, hang on, let me get a fucking pen.
安东尼 Anthony.
你能抱会他吗？ Can you take him, please?
没问题 Yeah.
OK.
你真好闻 You smell good.
我们找到了她 We found her.
你看哪里有多少人？ You see how many people there are?
我们就在这么多的人里找到了你妈妈 Of all those people, we found your mom.
到床上一切就没事了 Everything's OK on the bed.
你要给我表演体操吗？ Are you going to do gymnastics for me?
好呀，这边，那边 Yeah? Side, side.
来一个霹雳舞 A little breakdance.
哈 Yeah!
小家伙，来碰碰我的鼻子 Chook, chook! Take my nose.
我可不需要这个，我闻的东西够多了 I don't need it. I've smelled enough stuff.
继续，抓住它，抓住它 Go on, take it, take it.
明白 明白 I know, I know.
他一直在找你 He was asking for you.
—哦，真的？ —他非常地执着 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, he's very impatient.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
这个 这个 This one, this one, this one.
你觉得你会有多少话要说？ How many words do you think you'll be able to say...?
谢谢你 Thank you.
没关系 You're welcome.
他妈的低姿态，他妈的秘密工作 Low fucking profile? Under fucking cover?
你他妈的说什么呢？ What the fuck do you call this thing?
—穆迪先生，是吗？ —就是我，哥们 - Mr Moody, right? - That's me, pal.
有什么事？ What's happening?
他们过去三个小时都在宾馆的502房间 They've been in hotel room 502 for the past three hours.
听着，穆迪先生，恕我直言，可为什么我们不跟你一起去呢？ Listen, Mr Moody, all due respect, but why we not coming with you?
我的意思，我们也跟踪他们好几天了 I mean, we follow them for days.
为什么现在不用我们了，哥们？ Why are we cut out now, man?
因为你们就是些狗屁玩意 Cos you're a couple of fucking ball-bag cunts.
你们老板跟你说了什么？ What'd your boss tell you?
嗯，他告诉我们你是一个恐怖主义专家 Well, um, he told us that you are some terrorism specialist
你总是独来独往，可。。。。 and you have to handle this alone, but...
好了，你走吧，也算帮我们一个小忙 Well, there you go. Do us a wee favour.
坐在这，吃点糖，向你们的咖啡杯里撸两管 Sit here, eat your sweeties,jerk off in your coffee cup,
闭上你们的破嘴，你们这些猪 and shut your fucking mouth,you ethnic-cleansing pricks.
我喜欢这家伙 I like this guy!
嘘 Shh.
别动 Nae cunt fucking moves.
站起来，娘娘男 On your feet, Nancy boy.
是不是你走错房间了？ Any chance you have the wrong room?
没有 No.
站起来，哥们 On your feet, pal.
怎么回事？ 你是谁？ What's going on? Who are you?
好了，听着 Right, listen.
几分钟之内你们都会死掉 Yous are all going to die in a few minutes.
可你们怎么死，就要靠这位漂亮娘们了 Now, how you die, well, that's up to doll-face here.
现在。。。。 Now...
那是个小孩？妈的，我还没杀过小娃娃 Is that a wean? For fuck's sake.I've not killed a wean for ages.
—别 别 —我盯你很久了，婊子 - Please. Please. - I've been watching you, hen.
当我跟你说话的时候看着我 Look at me when I'm talking to you.
你是个尤物，是不是 You're a pure ride, so you are.
我刚刚在喀布尔干了点小活 I just got back from doing a wee job in Kabul.
你在那会得到更多的机会呆在女修道院里 You've got more chance of getting laid in nunnery than you have there.
我的蛋蛋要他妈的要爆炸了 My balls, they are fucking busting, so they are.
只要你给我们一点点好处 So if you'll just give us a wee gobble,
你们就会死的很安详 you can all have a dose of Mr Sweet Dreams here.
可如果你。。。。 But if you will nae...
嗯，我觉得就会有点麻烦 well, then, I'm afraid,it's going to get a wee bit messy.
对不起，你说的这些我都不太懂 Sorry, but I don't understand anything that you just said.
什么玩意，哥们 For fuck's sake, man!
难道这个国家他妈的听不懂英语？ Does nae cunt speak English in this fucking country?
请再说一遍 Just say it again, please.
如果你。。。舔。。我的小弟弟，嗯？ If... you... suck... my dick, huh?
还他妈不明白？明白吗？没有？ You got me so far? Capiche, no?
如果你舔舔我的小弟弟，我就会让你们快点死 If you suck my dick, I will kill you all quickly.
否则。。。 But if no...
我就会割下这小子的小玩意 I will cut soft lad's little prick off here
再塞到他的嘴里 and stuff it in his fucking mouth.
懂了吗？现在明白了？ Comprende? Are you with me now?
够了，够了，放开她 That's enough. Enough. Leave her alone.
哦，安东尼，安东尼，别做傻事 Oh, Anthony, Anthony, don't do anything, please.
我通常不想惹事，可你太不像话了 I don't usually like to interfere but you're being a dick.
你不喜欢惹事？ You don't like to interfere?
起来，小子，起来一下，起来 Hang on, son.Hang on just a minute. Hang on.
噢 Ho ho ho!
他妈的，小子 For fuck's sake, son!
你他妈的蛋蛋打的还不够 You just cannae get enough of the ball-booting.
你还没完没了，小子 You cannae get enough of it, wee man.
没完没了，坐下 Cannae fucking get enough of it.Sit doon.
我们说到哪了？ Now, where were we?
来吧，让那个小孩安静下来 Come on. Say, keep that wean quiet.
行了，舔舔你的嘴唇 That's it. Lick your lips.
火车就要来了。。 Here comes the choo-choo.
Ok,刚才怎么拉？ OK, what just happened?
靠 Shit.
是谁？ Who is it?
是海伦 宾汉姆 It's Helen Bingham.
我刚刚救了你们的命，请把门打开，好吗？ I've just saved your lives. Would you open the door, please?
要不我叫客房服务 Or should I call room service
来清理一下你们床上的尸体？ to clean up the dead body on your bed?
我不想杀你们 I'm not going to kill you.
你可以把枪放下 You can put the gun away now.
那个家伙是谁？ Who was that guy?
他是肖恩 穆迪 That was a Mr Sean Moody,
一个有点狗屁名气的杀手，也是我的候补 a priapic killer of some repute and my proposed replacement.
可为什么他脑袋没了？ But why'd his head blow off?
次声波子弹造成的 Sub-sonic explosive tipped round.
他值得这样轰轰烈烈 He deserved to go out with a bang.
混蛋，你现在给我打什么电话？ What're you calling me for now, ya bastard?
穆迪，我们得到消息 We've got a situation, Moody.
宾汉姆逃脱了，注意点你自己 Bingham got away. Watch your back.
谢谢，丹尼尔，我会转达的 Thank you, Daniel. I'll pass that along.
谁给你钱来杀我们的？ Who's paying you to kill us?
—我们为什么相信你？ —非常好的问题 - And why should we trust you? - Very good questions
可现在我们要一起尽快离开这个国家 but right now, we need to get out of the country. Come along.
黑山 ------切姆斯福德（英国英格兰东南部一座城市）
如果你们不提及我的职业，我会很感激 I'd very much appreciate it if you didn't mention my profession.
嗯，还有。。。我吸烟 Or the... fact that I... smoke.
—你好，妈妈 —哦，海伦 - Hello, Mummy. - Oh, Helen!
—真是太意外了 —生日快乐，妈妈 - What a nice surprise! - Happy birthday, Mummy.
哦，亲爱的，你总是不忘这个，是不是？ Oh, darling, you never forget, do you?
—当然不会 —你还带来了朋友 - Of course not. - And you've brought friends.
各位，请进，请进，各位 Come in, everybody. Come in, all of you.
进来吧 There we go. There we...
哦，上帝呀 Oh, my goodness!
多么可爱的小家伙 What wonderful creature is this?
他叫阿历克斯 His name is Alex.
阿历克斯，真漂亮，我可以抱抱吗？ Alex. He's beautiful. May I?
嗯，行 Mm, yeah.
哦 Ooh!
我的上帝 My goodness.
—他喜欢您 —小孩子都喜欢我 - He likes you. - Babies love me.
我喜欢小孩子 And I love babies.
他们都是祝福 They're a blessing.
他们就在补充我们那些不可避免的失去 They're life's way of making up for the way it all inevitably ends.
你知道，我们都是从 You know, we all start off
像他一样的天真无邪开始的 being wide-eyed little angels like him...
不是吗？海伦 don't we, Helen?
—是的，妈妈，我们可以进去吗？ —当然，请进 - Yes, Mummy. Shall we go in? - Of course. Come on.
蛋糕还真好吃 This cake is just scrumptious.
我不知道你用了什么保密配方做的这个 I don't know how you did it with what little I keep in.
哦，没什么 Oh, it's nothing.
海伦，亲爱的，你体重有增加吗？ Helen, darling, have you gained weight?
我觉得已经吃了太多的含糖的东西了 I think perhaps you've had enough of that sweet stuff.
亲爱的，你已经不是小姑娘了 Darling, you're not a young girl any more.
你要自己照顾好自己 You need to take care of yourself.
你知道，我也不会一直关照着你 I won't always be around to look after you, you know.
是的，妈妈，是不是你该睡觉去了？ Yes. Mummy, isn't it time you went back to bed?
现在已经很晚了 It's getting terribly late.
哦，好的，好的，我知道什么时候该停下来了 Oh. All right, all right. I know when I'm not wanted.
而且这么多的含糖食品也让我感觉有点累 And I do think all that sugar's made me feel very tired.
哦，你知道哪有多余的毯子和枕头吧？ Now, you know where the extra blankets and pillows are?
当然知道 Yes, course.
谢谢你们来参加我的生日晚会，实在实在是太好了 Thank you all for a very, very grand birthday party.
祝福你，亲爱的 Bless you. Darling.
我爱你 I do love you, you know.
—是的，爱你，妈妈 —晚安 - Yes. Love you, too, Mummy. - Good night.
—晚安 —晚安 - Night-night. - Good night.
—晚安 —晚安 宾汉姆夫人 - Good night. - Good night, Mrs Bingham.
好了，解释的够多了 Well, that explains a lot.
现在，我们要把那个硬盘拿回来 Now, we need to get that hard drive back.
他会不会已经把硬盘删除了 Won't he have wiped it clean already?
雅克维奇的公司为军队系统提供武器 Jakovic's company makes weapon systems for the military.
他不会放弃的，这是一个砝码 He won't give that up. It's leverage.
可一旦视频泄露他们就都完了 But they'd both be finished if the film got out.
科尔伯只需要知道雅科维奇有这个 Krebb only needs to know that Jakovic has it.
他绝不用使用它，这就是核威慑 He never needs to use it. It's nuclear brinkmanship.
凯特，怎么啦？ Cat, what's wrong?
哦，你拿着那玩意去哪？ Whoa! Where are you going with that?
—凯特？ —真捣乱 - Cat? - Fuck all this shit.
你杀了古如申卡 You killed Grushenka.
把枪放下，孩子，你会伤了你自己 Put the gun away, child, you'll hurt yourself.
你怎么会去杀那些无辜的人？ How can you just kill innocent people?
我不知道，我从没有见过一个无辜的人 I don't know. I've never met an innocent person.
我们职业间的不同之处 The only difference between our professions
就是如果我让一个人欲仙欲死，他不会在我的乳房上射出来 is that when I blow people away, they don't ejaculate on my breasts.
感觉好点吗？ Feeling better?
告诉我为什么我不会杀了你 Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you now.
因为还会有另一个肖恩 穆迪马上出来 Because there'll be another Sean Moody along in a minute.
或者另一个海伦 宾汉姆 Or another Helen Bingham.
我们是唯一知道硬盘中有什么的人 We are the only people who know what's on that hard drive.
如果我们不能找到它并公之于世 If we don't find it and expose it to the world,
我们就都会死掉 then we're all dead.
我是不会杀死婴儿的，可我的同事们就不会那么仁慈了 I don't kill babies but my colleagues would have no such compunction.
他们会找到你和阿历克斯 They will find you and Alex,
然后用他们能够想出来的办法折磨死你 and kill you in the most creative way they can possibly think of
你也就消失掉了 and you will just disappear.
现在，我们可以回到正题了吗？亲爱的 Now, shall we get back to business, my dear?
你要把我们带进这个晚会 You are going to get us into this party.
我？ Me?
我潜入了他们的宾客名单，你的一个姐们在里面 I hacked into the guest list. One of your co-workers is on it.
你要给她一个电话 You need to give her a call
并且答应付给她别人给她的一倍 and offer her double what she's being paid.
你的苏格兰口音怎么办？ And how's your Scottish accent?
苏格兰。。。哦，太可怕了 Scottish... Oh, it's terrible.
屁孩，他妈的 A wean? For fuck's sake.
我从没看见这么小的婴儿 I've not seen a wean for ages.
哦，亲爱的 Oh, dear.
我-我可以试试 I-I could try.
是个婴儿？他妈的，我从来没有杀过婴儿 Aye, is that a wean? Fuck's sake! I've not killed a wean for ages.
—诶 —不错 - Aye. - Lovely.
你好 Hello there.
艾萨贝拉？ lsabella?
哈 哈 Ho ho!
我快要爱上你啦，我会的 I could fall in love with you, so I could.
莫里斯做的很好，司机，给你停车证 Maurice did good. Driver, here's the parking pass.
你会说英语吗？ Do you speak English?
哦，你要干什么？我什么停车？ Hey, what are you doing? Why are you stopping the car?
你原来的司机今天晚上干不了 Your regular driver couldn't make it tonight.
嗯？ Hey?
—晚上好 —你他妈的是。。。？ - Good evening. - Who the fuck are y...?
能把后备箱打开吗？ Could you open the trunk for us, please?
—哦 —麦柯菲先生 - Aye. - Mr McPhee?
安格斯 迪龙 丹泽尔 麦克菲 先生 Mr Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee.
晚上好 (RUSSIAN) Good evening
—你只能带一个，先生 —一两个婊子，谁在乎？ - You RSVPd one person, sir. - One whore or two, who cares?
—这有什么差别？ - What difference does it make? - (SPEAKS SPANISH)
—(西班牙语) —没关系的 - (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) - It doesn't matter!
(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)
你能安静下来吗 Would you calm down?
走吧。。。走吧 请 Move on. Move on, please.
不要紧张 Don't be nervous.
就是找点乐子 This is the fun bit.
没事 I'm fine.
这走 Here we go.
欢迎 Welcome.
晚上好 —哦 哦 - Good evening. - Aye, aye.
测试 测试 Testing, testing.
听到 听到 - Copy. - Copy.
—你先进 亲爱的 —我要到楼下和司机在一起 - After you, my dear. - I'm downstairs with the drivers.
通过 Come on through.
保持镇定 保持微笑 Keep calm. Keep smiling.
哦，万福玛利亚，真可爱 Oh, "Ave Maria". How lovely.
楼上有三个警卫 Three security on the upper floor.
你觉得我们还溜的出去吗？ Are you sure we're going to get away with this?
Aye.
非常感谢你组织了这件事 Thank you so much for hosting this thing.
这个聚会太好了,漂亮的房子,漂亮的女儿 It's a nice party, beautiful home, stunning daughters.
能带我们参观一下房子吗? Would you like a tour of the house?
亲爱的,嗯，先让他缓口气,喝点儿东西 Honey, er, let him catch his breath, take a drink.
所有人都记住他们的部署了吗? Everyone remember their assignments?
说实话,我有点怯了 I'm a bit terrified, honestly.
哦,要沉着,老弟 Oh, stiff upper lip, bro.
伙计们,这真是个星光灿烂的夜晚啊 What, hoots, man. It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht.
- 你是苏格兰人? - 是的 - You're Scottish? - I be, aye.
你听说过黑皮肤爱尔兰人吧?嗯,我是个黑眼珠的苏格兰人,嗯 You heard of a black lrish? Well,I be a black-eyed Scotsman, aye.
- 我当然是 - 你看上去不像苏格兰人 - Of course I am. - You don't look Scottish.
我不像苏格兰人? I don't look Scottish?
这是你说的? Is that what you said?
你都不知道你像什么? You don't wanna know what you look like.
你看着就像是个一条腿的吉普赛鸭 You look like a one-legged gypsy whore of a goat herder.
小心我揍你 Don't make me slap you.
我要把我的短裙掀起来，让你看看我的靴子,看看我那条黑蛇,丝丝. I lift my kilt, you see my boots.See my black snake moan. Sss.
- 它可会咬你... - 什么情况? - It may bite you... - Is there a problem?
- 先生,我们请你静一下 - 你让我安静? - Sir, we need you to calm down. - You want me to calm down?
别让我发狠...我跟你说话的时候看着我 Don't make me slap... Look at me when I'm talking to you.
对不起,你不能上来 Excuse me. You can't be up here.
我在找女洗手间,我把项链弄掉了 I was looking for the ladies.I've broken my necklace.
- 请到楼下去 - 能帮我拿一下吗? - Go downstairs, please. - Would you hold that?
楼上没事 All clear on the upper floor.
我就到 On my way.
- 需要我帮忙吗? - 不,没事,抱歉 - Can I help you? - No, I'm good. Sorry.
那就出去 Then get out.
科瑞勃在下面有一组人,全副武装,要小心 Krebb's got a small army down here,fully armed. Just a heads up.
请进 Come in.
我打扰你了吗? Am I interrupting anything?
- 晚上好,丹尼尔 - 海伦 - Good evening, Daniel. - Helen.
我真高兴你搞定了 I'm so glad you could make it.
我很喜欢你这身打扮 I like your new look.
嗯,谢谢你 Well, thank you.
你看上去...光彩照人 You look... marvellous.
你看起来也风度翩翩 You look very elegant, yourself.
天已经亮了? Is it morning already?
没听清 Excuse me?
我刚刚看到太阳升起来了，很晃眼 I just saw the sun rise, and it's blinding me.
我得先提到一部政治影片,还是老一套 I have to introduce a political film, same old stuff,
- 然后,我们.... - 你可真淘气 - but afterwards, we could... - Be terribly naughty?
哦,我喜欢那样,非常喜欢 Oh, I'd like that. I'd like that a lot.
先生,该你演讲了 Sir, it's time for your speech.
一定等着我啊 Promise me you'll wait?
说点虚头八脑的 Say the magic word.
女士们先生们,让我们欢迎威廉姆 科瑞勃先生 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr William Krebb.
谢谢你 Thank you so much.
首先,我谨代表我个人和所有美国人民 First, on behalf of myself and all the people of the USA,
向慷慨的主人表示感谢,感谢他让我们来到他漂亮的家里 thank you to our gracious hosts for opening their beautiful home.
他们是伊凡娜和布兰克 雅科维奇夫妇 Ivana and Branco Jakovic.
让我们给他们致以掌声 How about a hand for them?
在这个地区旅行的全程之中 Through my travels throughout this region,
我都在他们家里感到了温暖和好客 I have felt only warmth and welcome in their home,
也让我度过了在这个美丽的国家快乐时光 and have shown me an excellent time in their beautiful country.
谈到美丽的家园,我都不知道是怎么回事 Speaking of beautiful countries,I don't know how you do it
这里的女士们绝对是那么地美丽 but the women here are absolutely gorgeous.
一定是这里的水里有什么东西 Must be something in the water.
我不认为瑞威尔会有什么麻烦 I don't suppose Razwell was any trouble.
不 不,鲍勃是个好人 No, no, no, Bob was a sweetheart.
- 谢谢你丹尼尔 - 很荣幸 - Thank you, Daniel. - My pleasure.
- 是谁? - 是我 - Who is it? - It's me.
进来 Come in.
- 这人是谁? - 我跟这事有关 - Who's this? - I'm an associate.
你好吗？ Hi, how are you?
很好 I'm fine.
我在想你应该可以代表你的老板 I'm assuming you have access to various slush funds
进入各种基金账户拿到钱 on behalf of your employer.
如果你能把所有你能调动的资金都 If you'd transfer all you can lay your hands on
转到这个账户,我会非常感激 into this account, I'd be most grateful.
现在我有一小段视频 Now, I have a little audio-visual programme,
如果告诉我怎么打开 if I can figure out how to work this.
- 先生,我来吧 - 这样,对吗？ - Sir, can I help? - This way? Yeah.
—搞定 —哦，这么容易，谢谢你 - There you go. - Well, that was easy. Thank you.
我拿到硬盘了,正在过去 I got the disk. I'm on my way.
过去的事,海伦,那不是我的主意 For the record, Helen, it wasn't my idea.
当然不是了,是头的 Of course not. Powers that be.
让我们看看搞了多少 Let's see how we've done.
1700万还有零头,哦,真不少 17 million and change. Oh, yummy.
- 你来这就为这个? - 狗屁 - Are you sure you're up for this? - Damn you.
你们当中许多人都知道,我在这个地区 As many of you know, I have been travelling through the region
是为了确保我们的盟国的反弹道导弹防御系统 assuring our allies that the anti-ballistic missile shield
会使我们的军队和我们在东欧的盟国 will give our troops and our allies in Eastern Europe
安全防护提升到新的水平 a new level of safety and security.
昆斯伯里规则? Queensberry Rules?
当然 Of course.
很好 Nice.
(塞尔维亚语)你们在这干什么？ (SERBO-CROATIAN) What are you doing here?
更换一下HDMI并且重新接线 Need to replace the HDMl and reroute the components.
如果看不到1080p的视频,我们都会完蛋,我是ATI公司的 If we don't get 1080p video, we're all dead. I'm with ATl.
明白吗? 意思就是--滚出去 Understand? It means, get the fuck out.
我们正面临着挑战和这一地区复杂的 We have been facing a challenging and complex new set of threats
新的威胁 for this region.
伊朗的弹道导弹成为了这一地区最大的风险 lran's ballistic missiles prove to be a significant risk to this area.
提出的的地下基地...拦截.. The proposed ground-based... interceptors...
。。。。将。。。 ..will...
将怎样？ Will what?
你可真淘气 Naughty, naughty.
你说的可不是虚头八脑 You didn't say the magic word.
—你一定是雅科维奇太太 —是的 - You must be Mrs Jakovic. - Yes.
我真不敢相信我到这儿来那么多次却没有见过你 I can't believe I've been here so many times and we never met.
这人到底是谁？ Who on earth is this person?
我是你先生的妓女中的一个 I'm one of your husband's whores.
让我看看,嗯... Let's see, hmm.
"美国对盟国的承诺" "America's commitment to its allies."
呵呵,如果这个承诺包括有掩盖鸡奸和谋杀 Well, if that commitment includes covering up sodomy and murder,
那我猜布兰克和比尔就是这种人 I guess Branco and Bill here are your guys.
- 够了 - 不,还不够,早着呢 - That's enough of that. - No, it's not enough. Not nearly.
现在请看家庭录像 Home movie time.
停下,你要干什么? Stop! What are you doing?
哦，上帝 Oh, my God!
你做了什么？ What did you do?!
萨拜娜 萨拜娜 Sabina! Sabina!
醒醒 Wake up.
- 拿着...马上关掉它 - 拦住他 - Take this... Get it off now. - Someone stop him!
马上 NOW!
（塞尔维亚语）你在干什么?跟我过来 (SERBO-CROATIAN) What are you doing? Come with me.
哇 Whoo!
- 你太漂亮了 - 准备好再来吗 - You're beautiful. - Ready for more?
禁止出入,全面封锁 No-one in or out. Full containment.
- 全面封锁,明白,长官 - 好的,伙计们,我们上 - Full containment. Understood. - OK, guys, we're on. Let's go.
你需要一点时间吗？ Do you need a moment?
别动,手举起来,马上 Stop. Hands up. Now.
你到底是谁? Who the hell are you?
我是卡沃的人,你好吗? I'm Carver's man. How do you do?
啊,终于见到你了,太好了 Ah, it's nice to finally meet you.
所有人都到大舞厅去 Everybody move into the main ballroom.
快走 Move, please.
走吧,大舞厅,快走 Let's go. Main ballroom. Move.
你们两个傻小子是怎么掺乎到这件事里的? You two, Pixie and Dixie, how do you fit into all this?
我们是私家侦探 We're private investigators.
太好了 That's great.
怎么每个人都觉得这很可笑呢? 哥们,我们有个网站的 Why'd there everybody found that funny?Man, we got a website.
别忘了所有的人刚才都看了那个录像 Don't forget all those people just saw that tape.
哦,是的,可怜的人 Ah, yes, those poor people.
他们都是另一起恐怖暴行的无辜受害者 lnnocent victims of another terrorist atrocity.
你打算用什么炸药? C4? HMX? What are you using there? C4? HMX?
1982年的玩意吗? What is this, 1982?
这是ONC，八硝基立方烷 This is ONC, Octanitrocubane.
正在研发的最高性能的非核炸药 The most powerful non-nuclear explosive in development.
方糖大小就能干掉一辆坦克 A sugar cube of this shit would take out a tank.
哦,上帝，你真的要这么干,是吗? My, my. You're really going all the way, aren't you?
是的，这是我的拿手好戏 Yes, I'm all in on this hand.
请让一下 Excuse me, please.
女士们先生们 请注意 Ladies and gentlemen,may I have your attention?
我们遇到了突发情况 这个屋里有枪手 We have an active situation. Gunmen are on the premises.
我们要把你们关在这里以确保安全 We are keeping you in here for your safety.
我们会提供一些点心给你们 We have refreshments for you.
没事的，事件很快就会解决 Hopefully, the matter will be resolved quickly.
- 有人报警了吗? - 没人想吃东西 - Did somebody call the cops? - Nobody wants any food.
比尔 等等 你不能这么做 Bill, wait, you can't do it.
比尔 可我太太和女儿都在楼下 Come on, Bill, my wife and daughters are downstairs.
先生 您该离开了 Sir, now's the time to leave.
- 看好他们 - 是,先生 - Take care of them. - Yes, sir.
- 密码都设好了吗？ - 是的 先生 刚设过 - Is the code all set? - Yes, sir. Just hit send.
希望把这个国家全部炸掉 Like to blow up a lot of this country.
除了那些漂亮的女人 Except for the beautiful women.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
等等 在你开枪打死我们之前 Wait. Before you shoot us all,
在我死之前还有一件事要做 there's just one thing I wanted to do before I die.
趴下 趴下 Down! Down! Down!
我们的应急计划是什么? What's our contingency plan?
我们要让你立即登机 We need to get you in the air immediately.
私人跑道上有个飞机正在待命 There's a bird standing by at a private airstrip.
同时 我正在进行一个毁灭这里的计划 At the meantime, I'm working on a plan to make this all disappear.
注意 从后门出去 Pay attention.Go out the back way.
我还有件小事要办 I have a little business to attend to.
卡特琳娜 拿着这个 Catalina. Take this.
- 这是什么? - 应对突发情况 - What is it? - Something for a rainy day.
对你的朋友我很抱歉 I'm sorry about your friend.
那是工作 It's the job.
让我麻木 Numbs you.
帮我照顾好妈妈 行吗? Look after Mummy, will you?
天呀 Jesus.
快点儿,走 Come on. Go, go.
哦,哥们 Oh, man.
啊-- AAAARGHHHH!
上帝原谅我 God forgive me.
我骗谁呢? 行了 Who am I kidding? Here goes.
没有连上 It's not connecting.
- 按"发送"钮 对吗? - 是的 密码设置了 - You push "send", right? - Yes. The code is set.
这东西会出什么问题? What the hell's wrong with this thing?
你没事吧? Are you OK?
我有炸弹 撤退 快 I have a bomb! Get back! Move!
啊 行了 行了 能用了 Ah, yeah, yeah, here it goes.
- 可以了? - 是的 我们走 - You got it? - Yeah, let's go.
- 怎么回事儿? - 来壶茶吗? - What the fuck? - Spot of tea?
你需要一点时间吗？ Do you need a moment?
靠 Shit.
我现在也开始喜欢她了 I was just starting to like her, too.
她太酷了,真他妈的酷 She was cool. Killer cool.
下午好 居安侦探社 Good afternoon.Ju-An Detective Agency.
请你等一下 好吗? Can you hold, please?
戴克斯特成功接受了跨人种跨性别的手臂移植,世界首例 他的女性手臂非常灵活
杰佛瑞 利兹在三线 Jeffrey Leeds on line three.
居安侦探社 在破获许多知名大案后他们决定分拆搞了个婚介所 名叫--居然有爱
快看 我上新闻了 There it is. I'm on the news.
嘿 宝贝儿 怎么样了? Hey, baby, how's it going?
嗨 Hi, there.
嘿 我们又上新闻了 Hey, we're on the news again.
- 居利安说什么傻话没有? - 我还不知道,你那怎么样? - Did Julian say anything stupid? - I don't know yet. How's it going?
好极了,我找到一个非常棒的房子 Great. I've found an amazing house.
卡特琳娜 凯特和安东尼正盼着生个女孩,他们会给她起名叫海伦
你下周还来吗? Are you still coming over next week?
是的 航班11点到 Yeah, the flight gets in at 11.
安东尼 海斯特 安东尼现在是烹饪网络节目的明星 节目叫"火下烹调"
我得挂了 居里安的采访正在播出,我周五去看你 I gotta go. Julian's interview's on. I'll see you on Friday.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 再见 - I love you. - I love you, too. Bye.
怎么样了 你都说什么了? What's going on?What are you saying?
嘿 伙计 你好好看吧 Hey, man, check it out.
你看上去不错 很精神 You look good. You look sharp.
我一直都很精神 I always look sharp.
哦 快看快看 Oh, watch, watch.
你不应该看着摄像机 You're not supposed to look in the camera.
居利安 塞姆斯 居利安撩裙子的视频在YouTube上异常火爆 他现在是瑞典小弟弟泵的代言人,收入颇丰
- 太酷了 - 你得给她讲讲 - That's cool. - You gotta talk to her.
- 在www.... - 那可是个震撼的故事 - ..at www. ... - And there is the shocking story.
有些俗了 你是在利用新闻做广告 It's a little tacky,using the news for advertising.
你需要趁热打铁 及时行乐 抓住每一天 You gotta strike while the iron is hot. Carpe diem. Seize the day.
知道吗? 新金属乐队 采花需趁好时候 You know? Feed the beast.Get it while the getting's good.
海伦 宾汉姆 据传在哥伦比亚的卡特赫那被人认出过 她当时正在逛一个刀具商店... 当然,这只是传说...
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