《歡樂合唱團》前情提要 So here's what you missed on Glee:
蘇懷孕了 大家都凌亂了 Sue's pregnant, which is crazy...
早在七十年代 我就把我的卵子冷藏了 I had my eggs frozen in the late '70s.
她不肯說孩子他爹是誰 ...and she won't say who the father is,
但堅稱他是個名人 but insists that he's famous.
蕾切爾和芬恩決定在地區賽結束后結婚 Rachel and Finn decided to get married after Regionals,
比賽中新航向樂團 where the New Directions
擊敗了賽巴斯提安帶領的林鶯合唱團 beat Sebastian and the Warblers and a madrigal group
和一個讓人蛋疼的牧歌合唱團 that just sort of made everyone uncomfortable.
賽巴斯提安與布萊恩重歸于好 And Sebastian made up with Blaine
因為他意識到人生苦短 after he realized life's too short
不該浪費時間傷害他人 to blind people with rock salt.
奎恩覺得蕾切爾和芬恩現在結婚為時過早 Quinn thought Rachel and Finn were too young to get married,
因此拒絕去參加他們的婚禮 and refused to go to the wedding.
這讓我很難過 因為我非常期待 ...which makes me really sad, because I would have loved
你穿上伴娘服的樣子 奎恩 to have seen you in a bridesmaid's dress, Quinn.
但她后來改了主意 ...but then changed her mind
并在開車去婚禮的途中發短信 and started texting while she raced to the courthouse,
結果被一輛卡車撞上了 and her car got hit by a truck.
這就是《歡樂合唱團》上集劇情 And that's what you missed on Glee!
如果奎恩沒有發生車禍 So do you think if Quinn hadn't gotten into her accident,
-你覺得我們的婚禮會順利舉行嗎 -當然 - we still would've gone through with the wedding? - Yeah, totally.
我是說 我挺高興我們能再等等 Totally. I mean, I'm kind of glad we're waiting.
這樣就不會草草了事 Now it doesn't have to be a Justice of the Peace quickie.
我在想 既然今年全國賽 Hey, I was thinking since Nationals
在芝加哥舉行 are in Chicago this year,
我們應該找個特別的地方舉行婚禮 we-we should have the wedding someplace special.
比如瑞格利棒球場的投球區 Like-like on the pitcher's mound of Wrigley Field.
瑞格利棒球場 芝加哥小熊隊主場球場
-別的地方也行啊 -這不是重點 我在想奎恩的事 - O-Or someplace else. - It's not that, it's Quinn.
我滿腦子都是她的事 她... I can't stop thinking about her. She's...
就在你身后 Right behind you.
好啊 奎恩 我們真的很想你 Hi, Quinn! We missed you so much.
別這么矯情 No, don't.
我本來很可能出現在年冊里 I could have easily become one of those
詭異的悼念板塊上 creepy memorial pages in the yearbook,
但上帝的恩惠讓我重新回到這里 but by the grace of God, I'm here.
不管你們信不信 Believe it or not...
這是我人生中幸福的一天 this is the happiest day of my life.
來吧阿蒂 看咱倆誰先到排練室 Come on, Artie. I'll race you to the choir room.
*你無法知曉這般感受* *You could never know what it's like*
*你似寒冬冷酷無情* *Your blood like winter freezes just like ice*
*寂寞氣息凍結周身* *And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you*
*戴上面具隱藏傷口* *You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use*
*你是否以為愚者如我注定失敗* *And did you think this fool could never win*
*看我重振旗鼓 東山再起* *Well, look at me, I'm coming back again*
*簡單愛 是我的信仰* *I got a taste of love in a simple way*
*如今我屹立不倒* *And if you need to know, while I'm still standing*
*你卻潰不成軍* *You just fade away*
*我立于此地* *Don't you know I'm still standing*
*風華絕世* *Better than I ever did*
*從絕境中生還* *Looking like a true survivor*
*重獲新生* *Feeling like a little kid*
*我依舊屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*雖然歷經挫折* *After all this time*
*徹底擺脫與你的過去* *Picking up the pieces of my life*
*重新拾起自己的人生* *Without you on my mind*
*我屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*Yeah, yeah, yeah*
*我屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*Yeah, yeah, yeah*
*我曾萬念俱灰* *Once I never could hope to win*
*你再次棄我而去* *You started down the road leaving me again*
*恐嚇道 你注定是我命中克星* *The threats you made were meant to cut me down*
*而如今你不過是愛情的小丑* *And if our love was just a circus*
*可憐可笑* *You'd be a clown by now*
*我立于此地* *Don't you know I'm still standing*
*風華絕世* *Better than I ever did*
*從絕境中生還* *Looking like a true survivor*
*重獲新生* *Feeling like a little kid*
*我依舊屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*雖然歷經挫折* *After all this time*
*徹底擺脫與你的過去* *Picking up the pieces of my life*
*重新拾起自己的人生* *Without you on my mind*
*我屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*Yeah, yeah, yeah*
*Oh-oh-oh*
*我屹立不倒* *I'm still standing*
*我屹立不倒* *Yeah, yeah, yeah**I'm still standing*
*我屹立不倒 我屹立不倒* *I'm still standing, I'm still standing*
舒老師 以后你的教誨里應該加上這一條 Here's a lesson for your board, Mr. Shue.
不要邊開車邊發短信 千萬不要 Don't text and drive. Ever.
這是我做過的最蠢的事情 It's the stupidest thing I've ever done.
第二蠢事就是和帕克上床 Besides sleeping with Puck.
現在流言四起 所以我來澄清一下 There's a lot of rumors floating around, so let's clear the air.
首先 我身上各個器官都好好的 非常幸運 First of all, all my plumbing still works, which is awesome.
但我的脊椎在車禍中受到嚴重擠壓 But my spine was severely compressed in the car accident,
這意味著我的雙腿雙腳沒法動了 which basically means I can't move my feet or legs.
但好消息是 But the good thing is that
我已經開始恢復感覺了 I'm starting to regain feeling,
所以只要堅持理療 再加上你們的祈禱 so with a lot of physical therapy, and your prayers,
我完全康復的希望很大 I stand a good chance for a full recovery.
所以不要哭鼻子了 So no tears.
就是說你呢 蒂娜 That means you, Tina.
對了 我還要為剛才的表演給大家道個歉 Oh, and I apologize for the number.
我的舞蹈動作還沒有阿蒂熟練 My dance moves aren't as smooth as Artie's yet.
熟能生巧 會好起來的 With practice, they will be.
我答應大家 在全國賽舉行之前 I promise that by the time we go to Nationals,
我一定會擺脫這個輪椅 I'll be out of this chair,
和你們在全國賽舞臺上共舞 and dancing on that stage.
好的 All right.
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不好意思 我... I'm sorry, I...
你剛跟我說的話我沒明白 I don't think I understand what you just told me.
我說 游泳隊的蘿茲·華盛頓教練 I said, I'm making swim coach Roz Washington
將會與你聯合執導啦啦隊 co-coach of the Cheerios!
你怎么能這么對我 How can you do this to me?
這個問題我能回答 I think I can answer that question.
這周六啦啦隊參加了地區巡回賽 This Saturday the Cheerios! Had Regionals tournament.
你遲了十五分鐘 這是無法容忍的 You were 15 minutes late. That's unacceptable.
我跟醫生預約好了 I had a doctor's appointment.
我懂 醫生得拿個手電筒 Oh... I know. The doctor had to shine
照亮你干枯的陰道 讓里面的蝙蝠飛出來 a flashlight in your va-jay-jay to get all the bats to fly out.
我理解趕走在你子宮筑巢的蝙蝠 I understand that keeping bats out of your womb
是比上帝還老的女人想懷孕的重要環節 is an important part of having a baby when you're older than God.
-但你這樣是沒法贏得全國冠軍的 -蘇 - But it is no way to win a national championship. - Sue...
美麗可人才華橫溢的奧運會銅牌獲得者 The lovely and talented bronze medalist
蘿茲·華盛頓說得有道理 Roz Washington has a point.
只有獲得全國冠軍我們才能拿到 We need the money and sponsorships that only
學校需要的錢和贊助 a national championship can bring to the school,
而你的身體狀況讓你的工作大打折扣 and your condition is compromising your work.
就這么定了 我的地盤我做主 It's settled. My word is law.
這事兒不能成 This will not stand!
這事兒能成 Oh, it's gonna stand.
你知道還有什么能成嗎 And you know what else is gonna stand?
你那成人尺寸的詭異巨嬰 Your fully-grown, adult baby
你剛把他拉出來 他就跑去 when he pops out of your birth canal, before he hurries off
某個高端的律師事務所當上合伙人了 to the high-powered law firm where he has just made partner.
所以收起你的腦殘片和干得龜裂的卵巢 So take your Centrum Silver, and your old ass,
另尋夢想吧親 and find a new dream.
如果我能向你保證贏得一項全國冠軍呢 What if I can guarantee you a national championship?
怎么個保證法 And how will you do that?
合唱團 如果他們在全國賽上獲得冠軍 The Glee Club. If they win at Nationals,
學校就能贏得一萬塊的現金獎金 the school wins a $10,000 cash prize.
我若幫你贏得這筆錢 I get you that money,
我就一人獨掌啦啦隊大權 I get to run the cheerleading program alone!
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight!
停 拜托 全停下 Stop! Please, stop!
丟人丟到到家了 This is an embarrassment.
梅賽德斯 跟誰發短信呢 Hey, Mercedes. Who you texting?
我沒在跟誰發短信 I'm not texting anyone,
我在給奧巴馬的競選捐錢... I'm donating to the Obama campaign...
我的手機啊 My Droid!
好消息 我預定了周五鐵路博物館的票子 Good news! I booked a tour at the Railroad Museum on Friday,
我們的高年級逃學日會很贊的 which means we're gonna have an awesome Senior's Ditch Day.
-她怎么會在這 -你好啊 褲衩哥 - What is she doing here? - Hey, Granny Panties!
現在強化訓練營由我接手了 I'm taking over Booty Camp!
你為什么想要指導強化訓練營 Why on earth do you want to run Booty Camp?
我說過了 因為我想幫你贏得全國賽 Because, as I established, I want to help you win Nationals.
而我是個能把你那群梨型身材的娃娃們 And I am a champion who can whip that squad
調教出S曲線的冠軍教練 of pear-shaped teens into shape.
你們身材走樣 還經常遲到 You're out of shape, you're constantly late,
而當你們沒有忙著發短信的時候 and when you're not too busy texting,
你們就在那抱怨 you're complaining about
自己懶得去練習的舞蹈動作 the choreography you're too lazy to learn.
你們只不過是一坨動作遲緩 You're nothing but a coven of tardy,
自戀臃腫的脂肪團 narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite
互相背后捅刀子 who will stab each other in the back
就為了在恐怖電影演員主持的 at the first glimpse of a solo
深夜檔三流比賽里能第一個上臺獨唱 in a competition hosted by a late-night horror movie host.
這樣的慘狀從此結束了 Well, those days are over.
蘇 Sue?
我們得談談強化訓練營的事兒 We need to talk about what happened at Booty Camp.
你是指因為他們完全缺乏專業素養 Oh, you mean my epic smack down of the glee club over their
于是被我霸氣地收拾了一頓的事嗎 complete apathy and lack of professionalism?
據孩子們說 你那兇殘好斗的本性 According to the kids, you were typical abusive
愈演愈烈了 belligerent self, only more so.
剛收到科特的一封電郵 I just got this e-mail from Kurt.
舒老師 救命啊 "Mr. Shue, save us!
蘇教練比容嬤嬤還惡毒 Coach Sue is meaner than Tabatha!"
首先 我根本不知道瓷娃娃在說誰 First of all, I have absolutely no idea who Porcelain is referring to.
我猜應該是個又基又沒名氣的人 I'm assuming it's gay and niche.
再者 根據我剛剛看到的糟糕表現 Secondly, based on the pathetic display i just saw?
你們合唱團接二連三的獲勝不過是僥幸 Your glee club's back-to-back victories were flukes.
真要和腎上腺樂團在全國賽上對決 Oh... Against Vocal Adrenaline? On the national stage?
你們就是待宰的羔羊 You'll be like lambs to the slaughter.
為什么要拒絕我的幫助呢 威廉 Why are you resisting my help, William?
我們應該鼓勵和激勵這些孩子 We should try to inspire and encourage
而不是總打擊羞辱他們 蘇 our kids, Sue, not humiliate and crush them.
我搞不通 I don't get it.
你簡直又變回以前了 You were acting like you had turned over a new leaf.
威廉...我已經快有三個月身孕了 William... I'm near the end of my first trimester.
我現在荷爾蒙過量 I'm wildly hormonal, riding out
情緒波動極不穩定 massive, unpredictable mood swings
所以別指望我現在行為正常 Stop trying to understand my actions.
也許你該和你醫生談談 Maybe you should talk to your doctor
-調整下你的用藥 -我會的 - about adjusting your medication? - Oh, I'll ask.
這周我會去找他確認下是不是個女孩 I'm going there this week to confirm the sex of my daughter.
蘇 那絕對是一個單身準媽媽 Mm! Oh, Sue! That's a mother-to-be
最重要的一次就醫了 誰陪你去 single most important doctor visit. Who's going with you?
就是將要和我一起伴隨孩子成長的那個 Same person who's going to help me raise this child,
名偵探柯南 除此之外沒別人了 Barbara Gordon. No one.
蘇 你不能一個人去 We'll... Sue, you can't go alone.
你得有伙伴給你精神支持 No, you need a friend there, for moral support.
我贊成 I agree.
我們陪你去 We'll go with you.
你沒事吧 You okay?
看上去心事重重的 You seem a little preoccupied.
我哥來鎮上了 Oh, well, my brother's in town.
他來接我吃午飯 He's picking me up, taking me out to lunch.
太棒了 布萊恩 Blaine, that's exciting!
我終于要見到你神秘大哥的真面目了 I finally get to meet this mysterious brother of yours,
你都不愿意談他 who you refuse to talk about.
我超想看他長啥樣 I'm dying to know what he looks like.
相信我 你... Oh, trust me, you...
你肯定看過他了 you already know what he looks like.
布萊恩 Blainie!
-嘿 庫柏 -嗨 - Hey, Coop! -Hey!
你怎么樣 老弟 Hey. How are you, bud?
還不錯 看見你太高興了 Good. Good to see you, man.
這位就是你男朋友嗎 This your, this your boyfriend, here?
-是的 沒錯 -你好 - Actually, yes, it is. - Hi.
-科特 這是我哥 -很高興認識你 - Kurt, this is my brother... - Nice to meet you.
庫柏·安德森 Cooper Anderson.
天哪 你就是那個 Oh, my God. You're the guy from
拍免費信貸評級網站廣告的吧 the freecreditratingtoday.com commercials!
見笑了 Guilty as charged.
想知道你的得分嗎 Know your score
那就來免費信貸評級吧 Freecreditratingtoday.Com
還削減開支哦 Slash savings
我愛死那些廣告了 I love those commercials!
我還把那音樂設成鈴聲了 The jingle's my ringtone!
不好意思 打擾下 Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, but, um,
但你得知道 I just needed to tell you
我可是您廣告作品的大粉絲 that I am an enormous fan of your work.
謝謝 Thank you.
-能在我胸上簽個名嗎 -我的榮幸 - Will you sign my breast? -My pleasure.
堅持夢想 Keep on dreaming.
-你的...-我的 - Yours... - Mine.
庫柏·安德森 Cooper Anderson.
無比榮幸啊 You do me a great honor.
如果艾倫·曼肯現在沒有專門為你 And if Alan Menken isn't personally writing you
著名作曲人 為迪斯尼創作了無數經典音樂
創作一部神話般的音樂舞臺劇 a fairy tale musical at this very moment,
我會把他抓來 用棍子把他打得 I will hunt him down and beat him senseless
不省人事 with a cudgel.
因為你就是迪斯尼王子 Because you, sir, are a Disney prince.
哇 Wow.
老天 回來中西部可真好 God, it is great to be back in the Midwest.
我最近沒什么廣告 My commercial's on hiatus,
所以我告訴經紀人要回中部 so I told my agent I was headed back to the heartland
尋找靈感 揣摩些人物形象 to press the flesh, do some character research.
下一季的廣告我得拍一些很強烈 Next season's commercials have a lot more intense, gritty
很硬朗的人物角色 所以我想發掘下 character stuff, so I really want to explore
自身的潛能 my salt-of-the-earth roots.
布萊恩 你哥簡直就是北美最帥的男人 Blaine, your brother's the best-looking man in North America.
-我和庫柏要去...-不好意思 Um, Coop and I are gonna head... - Excuse me.
我能先從兩位姑娘這借你一用嗎 Gaston, if I could pull you away from these ladies
就一小會兒 有些事兒想和你談談 for just a moment; I have something I'd like to ask you.
你看到了吧 Yeah. I mean, that's...
這就是為什么我從不談我哥 that's why I never really talk about my brother.
我們都清楚我們為什么在這 We all know why we're here.
我已經等了五年了 I've waited five years for this.
我想聽聽高年級逃學日的計劃 說說看 I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day. Go.
Gershwin/Sondheim尋寶游戲怎么樣 Oh! A Gershwin/Sondheim scavenger hunt!
兩者是著名鋼琴家和音樂創作者
聽上去真折磨人 That sounds like torture.
科特 能正經點嗎 We want actual ideas, Kurt.
舞蹈電影瘋狂觀影怎么樣 就叫做... How about a dance movie marathon? Footloose...
癲狂舞步2011 Footloose 2011.
不如搞個酒吧聚會吧 不含酒精的 What about a non-alcoholic pub crawl?
這是高年級逃學日 不是老年人逃學日 It's Senior Ditch Day, not Senior Citizen's Ditch Day.
現在春天了 我想看看生孩子這種朝氣蓬勃的事 It's springtime. I would like to see something give birth.
奎恩 對不起 Quinn, I'm so sorry.
是因為要趕來我婚禮 It was my wedding that you were going to
你才出車禍的 when you got into your car crash, and...
你當時是在回我的短信 you were answering my text message,
現在呢... and now...
我們都坐在這兒 討論著 we're all sitting here, and we're talking about
那本該是我們 this day that's supposed to be
高中生涯里 the most amazing and unforgettable day
最美妙最難忘的那一天 of our high school lives,
我們卻完全 and we're-we're completely
忽視了她正坐在輪椅上的事實 ignoring the fact that she's sitting in that chair?
這么做不對 It's not right.
這不對 我們不應該這樣 It's not right, and it shouldn't be like this.
也許吧 但是 Well, maybe not, but...
事實已然如此 this is the way it is.
我的車禍 與你無關 My accident, which you did not cause, by the way,
它也不會影響或破壞我們的畢業季 does not define me or ruin our senior year.
我在排練室說的話是真心的 I meant what I said in the choir room.
我不會對此耿耿于懷 I'm not gonna dwell on this,
你們也不要這樣 好嗎 and neither should any of you, okay?
到我這來 Come here.
來啊 過來 Come on. Come on.
現在我們放棄先前的計劃 Now, we are ditching as planned.
我想我們可以去六旗樂園 I think we should go to Six Flags.
法布蕾做了個明智的選擇 就它了 The Lady Fabray has chosen wisely. Six Flags it is.
散會 Meeting adjourned.
耶 Hey!
芬恩 稍微等會兒 Hey, Finn, can you hang back for a sec?
蘋果男 The Apple guy.
臉譜男 還有林肯 The Facebook guy. Abraham Lincoln.
你覺得這三個家伙跟我們有什么共同點 What do these guys all have in common with us?
不知道 他們都參加合唱團咩 I don't know. They were all in a show choir?
哥們 這些人高中時都不被重視 None of 'em were taken seriously in high school, dude.
在他們取得成就前 They were written off by the world
只是學校的無名小卒 until they got the big idea.
然后呢 從此創造了歷史 Then bingo! The rest is history.
那你有什么好主意呢 Okay. So what's your big idea?
利馬才有22個游泳池 Lima's only got 22 pools.
南加州卻他媽的有80萬個 Southern California has 800 freaking thousand!
我在網上搜過 I Googled it.
所以畢業后 我要搬去洛杉磯 So after graduation, I'm gonna move to L.A.
到那兒去擴展我的游泳池清理業務 and expand my pool cleaning business.
我還希望你能成為我的合作伙伴 And I want you to be my business partner.
用你的頭腦 和我的英俊 With your brains and my jaw line,
我們肯定會大獲成功的 I'm telling you, we'd kill it.
你這么看重我 我真是太榮幸了 Wow, dude, I'm so honored that you'd even consider me.
但你是知道的 畢業后 But you know, after we graduate,
我要和蕾切爾去紐約的 I'm going to New York with Rachel.
那如果你沒去呢 Okay. Let's say you weren't,
如果她沒去紐約那所學校 just 'cause maybe she doesn't
或是你們沒有馬上結婚呢 get into that fancy school or you don't get married right away.
拜托 我們會的 We are. It's gonna happen.
好吧 Okay.
不過你能幫我個忙嗎 But, hey, could you do me a favor?
你認識那個住在梧桐路的美女嗎 Um, you know that blonde on Sycamore Street
就是喜歡穿著筒狀胸圍修草坪的那個 that likes to mow her lawn in tube tops?
我認識 是特妮遜女士 Yeah, Mrs. Tennison. Yeah.
她的按摩浴缸壞了 Well, her Jacuzzi's busted.
我想既然你對電機了解不少 So, I thought since you know so much about motors,
你可以去看看 幫我個忙 you could take a look at it. Help me out.
好吧 或許我能幫上忙 Yeah. All right, I could probably do that.
懶豬
懶豬們 你們的領導人威廉·舒斯特告訴我 Lazy idiots, your leader Will Schuester has informed me
我的教學方式太苛刻太極端了 that my teaching methods are harsh and too extreme.
所以我決定讓你們見識下 So I've decided to show you what a real artist looks
真正的藝術家是什么樣的 and acts like.
女士們基友們 我要給你們一個 Ladies and gays, as my gift to you,
你們消受不起的大禮 which you do not deserve,
有請瓷娃娃有名的老哥 I give you Porcelain's famous brother...
那其實是我哥 Actually, it's my brother.
庫柏·安德森 ...Cooper Anderson.
謝謝你 蘇 Thank you, Sue.
-小生有禮 -好吧 - Namaste. - Okay.
伙計們 幾年前我像你們一樣 Guys, it was just a few years ago that I was sitting
坐在一個陰郁暗沉的屋子里 in a sad drab room like this with dreams like yours
懷揣一個不敢奢望的夢想 that I thought would never come true.
但你知道嗎 夢想成真了 But you know what? They did.
所以明天 在蘇的強烈邀請下 So, tomorrow, at Sue's insistence, I will be teaching
我會給每一個希望像我一樣成功的孩紙 a Master class in acting for anyone who's interested
教授一堂大師級別的專業表演課 in becoming successful in the business like me.
酷斃了 Fantastic!
庫柏 我們不勝感激 Cooper, we can't thank you enough.
你愿意和我們分享時間和專業知識 This is so generous of you
真是太慷慨了 to share your time and expertise.
很明顯 Well, it's very clear
安德森兄弟都是多才多藝的 that the Anderson brothers are very talented,
我相信你們倆一定常常在家庭聚會上 and I'm sure that there were many a family holiday
伴隨鋼琴樂表演二重奏吧 where the two of you maybe did a little duet by the piano?
沒錯 你提起的這一點甚是有趣 Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because
因為我和布萊恩備受街坊歡迎呢 Blaine and I were famous around the neighborhood.
沒這么夸張 Not famous.
我們在老家街知巷聞 We were pretty famous around the neighborhood
英國音樂家 Duran Duran樂隊主唱
最出名的就是挑戰Simon Le Bon的歌 for our dueling Simon LeBon impressions.
別 別 別 別讓我那么干 Oh, no, no, no, no. Please don't make me do that.
不是 布萊恩 你必須這么做 Oh, no, Blaine, you have to.
你倆都帥的不行 You're both so handsome and good.
來吧 布萊恩 還考慮什么呢 Come on, Blaine. What do you say?
來點Duran Duran的歌怎么樣 沒問題吧 How about a little Duran Duran? Is that okay?
-沒問題 -上來吧 - Yeah. - Come on.
好吧 來就來 Okay, okay, okay.
來吧 庫柏 You're on, Cooper.
-要脫羊毛衫了啊 -哇哦 - Oh, the cardigan's coming off. - Whoo!
*夜色籠罩 城市陷入黑暗* *Dark in the city, night is a wire*
*大地燃燒 霧氣裊裊升起* *Steam in the subway, Earth is afire*
*Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do*
*愛我的女人們 給我個信號* *Woman, you want me, give me a sign*
*緊緊追上我的呼吸* *And catch my breathing even closer behind*
*Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do*
*她的名字叫里奧 她在沙上舞蹈* *Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand*
*我的氣息如狼一般狂野* *Smell like I sound*
*就像塵世間流過的一條清溪* *Just like that river twisting through a dusty land*
*一路流向前* *Straddle the line*
*當她起舞時她全情投入優雅閃耀* *And when she shines, she really shows you all she can*
*火熱的嘴唇* *Mouth is alive*
*里奧 里奧舞過里奧格蘭德* *Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande*
*我饑渴起來像匹狼* *Hungry like the wolf*
*不要出聲* *Don't make a sound*
*她的名字叫里奧 她不用去明白* *Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand*
*我的氣息如狼一般狂野* *Yeah**Smell like I sound*
*如果我盡力去找 或許可以將她找到* *And I might find her if I'm looking like I can*
*一路流向前* *Straddle the line*
*里奧 里奧聽他們呼喊而過* *Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, hear them shout across the land*
*火熱的嘴唇* *Mouth is alive*
*從北方的高山一路奔到里奧格蘭德* *From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande*
*崛地而起突破重圍* *Burning the ground*
*她的名字叫里奧 她不用去明白* *Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand*
*我的氣息如狼一般狂野* *Smell like I sound*
*從北方的高山一路奔到里奧格蘭德* *From mountains in the north, down to the Rio Grande*
*崛地而起突破重圍* *Burning the ground*
起立鼓掌啊 Standing O. Whoo! Well...
這歌我唱得實在太好了 I was really great in that number.
能給我加點奶酪嗎 Could I get a wee bit of cheese with that?
你是從蘇格蘭哪里來的 What part of Scotland are you from?
我是愛爾蘭來的 那些是蘇格蘭的 Ireland. We're the micks, they're the macs.
我送你們點免費可樂吧 I'll get you guys some free Cokes.
謝謝 Oh, cheers.
-上帝保佑你 -你干嘛那么做 - Bless you. - Why do you do that?
服務業是練習外地口音最合適的地方 Service industry is a great place to try out new accents.
讓你的嗓子時刻保持活力 Keeps your instrument from getting rusty.
不要浪費任何資源 Use everything.
行 Will do.
今天的歌唱得很贊 真的 So, nice job on the song today. Really nice.
-謝了 -不過你"里奧"那句有點走調 - Oh, thank you. - You were a little pitchy on "Rio,"
而且你的舞步沒有主題 and your moves lacked a theme, though.
-我的主題就是跳舞 -但你得投入 - My theme was dancing, I guess. - But you have to give in to it.
斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基說過 Stanislavsky says,
著名演員 在表演上有專業理論
"手指就是身體的眼睛" "The fingers are the eyes of the body,"
但他從來沒提過 腳趾就是耳朵 but he never mentioned that the toes are the ears.
這也太扯了吧 You're unbelievable.
-你什么意思 -你在干嘛 怎么 - What do you mean? - What are you doing? What?
你從來都只會指出我的錯誤 All you ever do is tell me what I'm doing wrong.
你總是抓住每個機會來提醒我 You waste no opportunity to remind me
我是多么一事無成 how much I suck at, like, everything.
不 不 布萊恩 No, no. Come on, Blaine.
你完全沒有平衡感 Your balance is completely off.
可我三年前才學會走路啊 I just learned to walk three years ago.
如果當時真有這件事 我很抱歉 If that happened, I'm so sorry.
可我根本不記得了 But I don't, I don't remember it.
你當然不會記得 Of course you don't.
嘿 小兄弟 Hey, hey, little brother,
我知道我們之間有代溝 I know there is an age difference between us,
但我真的希望更加親近你 But I'd really want to be closer to you.
我希望自己能更了解你 I want to get to know you a little better,
行嗎 all right?
這就是我來這兒的原因 That's why I'm here.
我知道 我很高興你來 我很開心 Yeah. No, I would love that. I'd like that.
真棒 那你明天會來聽 Great! So you're gonna come
我的大師級專業講座吧 to my Master class tomorrow, right?
-會吧 -當然 - Right? - Yeah, sure.
贊 干杯 Great. Cheers.
你忘了口音 The accent.
棗上好 Top o' the morning.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
我不知道 這坡也太陡了一點吧 I don't know. It's super-steep.
其實 這可是利馬最陡的無障礙通道 In fact, it's the steepest accessibility ramp in Lima.
我每條都走過 都被我征服了 I know. I've conquered them all.
我覺得我還是走學校正門吧 I think I'm just gonna go to the front of the school.
那條道可緩了 That ramp is nice and gentle.
奎恩·法布蕾 Quinn Fabray!
我相信你 I believe in you.
加油 Now come on.
向我證明自己吧 你可以的 Prove me right. You can do this.
我辦不到 I'm not gonna make it.
你可以的 You will!
我的手臂 My arms...
向鋼鐵一樣 加油 ...are like iron! Come on!
你可以的 You can do it!
沒你的手強壯 ...aren't strong like yours.
不 你能辦得到 目視前方用力推 Yes, you are. Lean forward and push.
-用力 -別逗我了 - Push - Don't make me laugh.
加油 已經一半了 Come on. You're halfway there.
你可以的 用力 用力 You've got this! Push! Push!
這聽起來怎么這么熟呢 That sounds familiar.
就像生孩子一樣 用力 It's just like having a baby. Come on.
你怎么知道 You wouldn't know!
還差三步 Three,
兩步 Two...
一步 到了 one... zero.
你成功了 You made it! Whoo!
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
現在呆著別動 Now just stay up there.
我得說 I would say that was one
這是我做過的最難的事情之一 of the hardest things I've ever done.
你去了六旗樂園就不會這么想了 Until you go to Six Flags.
我不想破壞你的好心情 Look, I'm not trying to be a buzzkill,
但坐著輪椅去游樂園 but going to an amusement park when you're in a wheelchair--
尤其是你與輪椅還在磨合期 especially if you're still getting used to it--
會變成大家的累贅 can kind of be a drag.
阿蒂 這可是高年級逃學日 Artie, it's Senior Ditch Day.
一生只有一次 錯過就不再來啊 It's the only Senior Ditch Day I'm ever going to have.
我完全同意 這就是為什么我希望 I completely agree, which is why I want you to come
你周五和我一起活動 with me on Friday.
我保證 I promise you,
這會是有史以來最刺激最好玩的 it will be the most amazing, incredible and inspiring
逃學日 Ditch Day ever.
各位 歡迎來到庫柏·安德森表演專業課 Welcome, guys, to the Cooper Anderson Acting Master class.
感謝各位 Thank you. Yes.
系好安全帶 孩子們 系好安全帶 Buckle your seat belts, kids, buckle your seat belts
因為我將給你們發熱的小腦袋 'cause I'm about to pour you a tall glass of
澆上一杯冰水 "This is how it is."
第一件事 First thing you're gonna want to know:
別去讀大學 那就是浪費時間 Don't go to college. It is a waste of time.
第二 Number two:
別去紐約 Don't go to New York.
戲劇院已死 百老匯爛俗 Theater is lame and Broadway is dead.
真正的演員演電視劇和電影 Real actors do TV and film,
也就是說你們得向好萊塢發展 which means Hollywood is where it's at.
現在讓我們談談如何試鏡吧 Now let's talk headshots.
屢試不爽的一招 擺造型 Always, without fail, turn into a pose.
再來 Again.
再擺一個 And again.
-再來一遍 -贊 - And one more time. - Oh, yeah!
這就是一次成功的試鏡 Yes, that is a dynamic headshot, and bam,
然后你就會得到二試機會 you just got your first callback.
現在你拿到了劇本 就快成功了 So now you've got your "Sides." Your foot's in the door.
此時你該如何 首先確定 What do you do next? Gotta figure out,
這幕劇是喜劇還是正劇 is it comedic or is it dramatic?
有時候你也看不出來 對吧 Often, it's hard to tell, right?
所以就跟我學 直接問導演 So do what I do: ask the director.
"這幕劇是喜劇還是正劇" "Is this scene comedic or dramatic?"
這樣他就知道 你是一個不怕丟臉 He will know you're an actor who's not afraid
敢問問題的演員了 to ask the tough questions, right?
你為什么在做筆記 Why are you writing this down?
那演好正劇的秘訣是什么 Okay, what's the key to a dramatic scene?
找到感情 Finding the emotion.
和你的搭檔做好搭配 Connecting with your scene partner.
不不不不 Oh, no, no and no.
演好正劇的訣竅是要指指點點 The key to a dramatic scene is pointing.
當人們情緒化時 When people are really emotional,
他們經常指指點點 they point their fingers a lot.
太假了 That's not true at all.
這建議太矬了 That's... that's terrible advice.
抱歉 各位 抱歉 布萊恩 Excuse me, guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Blaine.
你是飛速發展的信貸評級網站廣告里 Are you an internationally beloved spokesman
備受世界人民喜愛的代言人嗎 for the Internet's fastest growing credit score website?
不是 No.
我看也不是 I didn't think so.
所以大家集中精神繼續聽 我是為你而來的 So let's focus in, okay? I'm here for you.
我不會經常這么做 I don't normally do this,
但這是我兄弟的班 而且你們都是好娃 but because you're in brother's class and you guys are so nice,
所以我會教你們一點進階竅門 I'm gonna give you some Level II stuff.
成功演員的秘訣 The secret to great acting,
成功演員的 great acting:
屏蔽其他演員的行為 ignoring whatever the other actor is doing.
和他人的眼神交流非常讓人分心 Eye contact with a scene partner is incredibly distracting.
我會試著完全忽略他們 I try to tune them out entirely.
有時候甚至帶上耳塞 Sometimes I wear earplugs.
這樣 我就不會被他們的行動影響 That way, I don't get distracted by what they're doing,
然后我才能專心致志地 and I can focus on the awesome acting choices
發揮好我準備表演的內容 I've planned ahead of time.
比如吃個烤牛肉三明治什么的 Like eating a roast beef sandwich, right?
其他提前想好的表演訣竅 Other choices I can plan ahead of time:
吼出你的臺詞 screaming all my lines!
因為我非常緊張 Because I'm really intense.
我感覺好緊張啊 And the things I'm feeling are really intense!
因為我就是個熱情的演員 Because I'm an intense actor!
像尼古拉斯·凱奇一樣 Nicholas Cage, right?!
真贊 Bravo.
好了 伙計們 可別開心得發瘋啦 All right, guys, I don't want you to go cray-cray,
我帶了點專業劇本 but I brought in "Sides--" Industry term--
是我上周試鏡的一部片子 from a little show that I auditioned for last week...
《海軍罪案調查處》 called NCIS.
那是什么 What does that stand for?
那是我祖母最愛的劇 Oh, my nana loves that show!
此幕場景 Now in this scene,
舒托探員剛剛發現一具死尸 Agent Sciuto has just discovered a dead body.
天知道還會隱藏了什么黑幕 Who knows what will unfold?
不要眼神交流 開拍 Don't look at each other. Action.
據已知情報 Here's what we know.
彭布魯克中士在近距離平射范圍內 Sergeant Pembroke took a bullet
被槍殺身亡 at point-blank range.
但他身著裙子的原因卻無從得知 What we don't know is why he's wearing a dress.
謠傳彭布魯克中士有異裝癖 There's a rumor that Sergeant Pembroke was a transvestite.
不 布萊恩 重新念一遍 No, Blaine, say the line again,
這次用手指著他 but this time, point your finger.
我是說真的 穿著裙子的男人死了 Things are serious; a man in a dress is dead.
我不想指著他 庫柏 I don't really feel like pointing, Coop.
我覺得很蠢 Just feels a little stupid.
有所疑慮 Well, when a choice feels wrong,
是件好事 it's actually a good sign.
說明你正走在正軌上呢 It means you're right on the edge, man.
我不太清楚 See, I don't know about that.
我只覺得每次 I feel like when a choice...
庫柏 你是我的哥哥 Coop, you're my brother!
就不能支持我一下嗎 Can't you just support me?
抱歉 你是在和我說話嗎 I'm sorry, are you talking to me right now?
因為如果你不指著我 Because I can't tell if you're talking to me
我怎么知道你是在和誰說話 if you don't point your finger.
不是嗎 Right?
這可是第一課 還記得嗎 伙計們 That is lesson number one, guys, right?
投入場景 投入場景 Scene. Scene. Scene.
做的不錯 兄弟 Good work, buddy.
再接再勵 We'll get 'em next time.
繼續 我們繼續 Let's go! Whoo! Let's move on
來點表演小練習 我稱其為 to a little acting exercise that I like to call
情感風暴 The Emotion Tornado.
高舉雙手直指天空 Get your hands up to the sky...
只是燒壞了控制盤 特妮遜太太 Just a busted control panel, Mrs. Tennison.
很好解決 Nothing too serious.
你真是救世主 You're a lifesaver.
諾亞說你們要合作經商 Noah told me you're going into business together.
不 我只說我們有這打算 No, I said we were thinking about it.
這可是個好主意 Well, I think it's a great idea.
如果你們需要投資商 And if you need any investors,
我很樂意成為你們的秘密伙伴 I'd love to be a silent partner.
或是激情伙伴 Or a noisy one.
在加州 她算丑的 In California, she's considered ugly.
老兄 我不會去洛杉磯的 Dude, I'm not going to L.A.
不要再說了 好嗎 Okay, end of discussion.
我最后再勸你一次 之后再也不提了 Let me just say this, and I'll shut up forever.
如果結婚是兩個人的事 If getting hitched is a team effort,
為什么總是你在不停地讓步犧牲 why are you the one that's always giving up everything?
也許這次該輪到蕾切爾 Maybe it's time for Rachel to start
為你改變了 thinking about you for a change.
又不是要她為了你犧牲她的事業 It's not like you're asking her to sacrifice her career.
你聽見布萊恩的紅牌老哥說的 You heard Blaine's famous brother.
洛杉磯才是出頭之地 L.A. Is where it's at.
蕾切爾很可能登上電視 Rachel could probably get on TV,
參演《女孩次時代》或其它什么的 play the quirky next-door girl or whatever.
你也可以試著演戲 And you could try acting, too.
還能上大學 白天做洗泳池的工作 Or go to college. This could be your day job.
你為她考慮了這么久 You spend so much time thinking only about her.
該好好為自己想想了 Take a couple seconds and think about yourself.
我心亂如麻 I can barely focus.
一想到有可能是個男孩 The thought of a boy clinging to my insides
我就惡心想吐 is making me even more nauseous.
蘇 結果還沒出來呢 Sue, maybe you should wait to find out the sex of the baby.
再說 男孩也沒什么不好 Besides, boys aren't so bad anyway.
他們令人作惡 They're disgusting.
撒尿的時候搞的到處都是 They have terrible aim when peeing,
精神脆弱 they're weak-minded,
而且到底何方神圣能解釋下 and when will someone give me a straight answer
他們為什么也有乳頭 as to why they have nipples?
蘇·西爾威斯特 Sue Sylvester.
這邊請 Right this way, please.
請問 這位是孩子的父親嗎 I'm sorry, is this the father?
不 不 天啊 Uh, no, no. God, no.
他們 他們是我的朋友 Uh, these are... these are my friends.
這話從我嘴里說出來還真奇怪 Sounds so weird coming out of my mouth.
-來給你精神支持的是嗎 -就是這樣 - Here for moral support? - Yes, exactly.
你可以當著他們的面 Anything you have to say to me,
毫無顧忌地說任何話 you can say in front of them.
好的 Okay.
根據你的測試結果 Well, looking at your test results,
是個女孩 your baby is a girl.
太好了 是女孩 Yes! Ah! A girl!
太棒了 Come on, now.
真好 There we go.
我的馬桶得救了 Oh, my toilet seats are spared.
但是 However...
但是什么 However?
你的羊水測試有些不太正常 Your amnio came back with irregularities.
-庫柏 你和喬治·克魯尼見過嗎 -還沒 - So, Coop, have you met George Clooney? - Not yet.
但哥和那個 But I have had sex
-保險女郎干過一發 -很好 - with the Progressive Insurance lady. - Perfect.
交個朋友 怎樣 Don't be a stranger, all right?
-關注我微博 -好的 - Follow me on Twitter. - All right.
記得艾特我 Tweet me.
當然 Yeah!
哥今天爽翻了 小鬼 Ask me why I am so happy, Squirt.
別這么叫我 Don't call me that.
這是我人生的轉折點 My life just completely changed.
哥要去試鏡邁克爾·貝的電影 I just got an audition for a Michael Bay movie.
這太棒了 Oh, that's great.
你聽見我說的嗎 邁克爾·貝的電影啊 Hello? Did you hear me? Michael freakin' Bay.
名字還沒定 The movie's untitled,
但其實就是《變形金剛4》 which you know is code for Transformers 4.
你好像不怎么為我高興 You don't seem very happy for me.
我很興奮 Oh, I'm thrilled.
你是面癱不成 Well, you got a weird way of showing it.
笑一下能死啊 It wouldn't kill you to smile.
還有別總讓科特 Also wouldn't kill you to stop letting Kurt
幫你選衣服 pick out your clothes.
他沒有 He d-does not.
別騙我 Mm-hmm, could've fooled me.
我們兄弟倆一起度過逃學日 如何 Come on, man, we'll have our own ditch day.
你可以幫我復習臺詞 You can help me run lines.
你只考慮自己 不是嗎 It's all about you, isn't it?
老實說 你身為我大哥 Well, you know what, big brother,
我真的受夠你了 I'm sick of it.
我忍無可忍了 And I'm not going to take it anymore.
*你對我百般折磨* *After all you put me through*
*一定以為我會恨你* *You think I'd despise you*
*而事到如今* *But in the end*
*我卻想謝謝你* *I want to thank you*
*讓我變得如此強大* *'Cause you made me that much stronger*
*我自以為了解你* *Well, I thought I knew you*
*相信你是真心* *Thinking that you were true*
*是我太多疑* *Guess I, I couldn't trust*
*你再無法欺騙我 因為我已受夠* *called your bluff, time is up 'cause I've had enough*
*你曾伴我身邊* *You were there by my side*
*與我一路同行* *Always down for the ride*
*但這一切美好被你毀之殆盡* *But your joy ride just came down in flames*
*到頭來你只是以辱我為樂* *'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mm-hmm*
*在將我這樣坑蒙玩弄之后* *After all of the stealing and cheating*
*你一定以為我對你恨之入骨* *You probably think that I hold resentment for you*
*但你錯了* *But uh-uh, no, no, no, you're wrong*
*因為若不是你試圖將我摧毀* *'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do*
*我將無法發覺自己的無限潛能* *I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through*
*所以我要謝謝你* *So I want to say thank you*
*讓我如此強大* *'Cause it makes me that much stronger*
*愈戰愈勇* *Makes me work a little bit harder*
*借你前車之鑒* *It makes me that much wiser*
*拜你所賜 煉就我勇者之魂* *So thanks for making me a fighter*
*學藝漸精* *Made me learn a little bit faster*
*造我后事之師* *Made my skin a little bit thicker*
*練我曠世奇才* *Makes me that much smarter*
*拜你所賜 煉就我勇者之魂* *So thanks for making me a fighter*
*我印象中的那人* *How could this man I thought I knew*
*怎是這般殘忍無情* *Turn out to be unjust so cruel?*
*盲目相信你的好* *Could only see the good in you*
*自欺欺人忽視真相* *Pretended not to see the truth*
*你費盡心機* *You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself*
*活在謊言的世界* *Through living in denial*
*而到最后 你會發現* *But in the end, you'll see*
*我勢不可擋* *You won't stop me*
*勇者之魂* *I am a fighter and I*
*勢不可擋 勢不可擋* *I ain't gonna stop. I ain't gonna stop*
*無路可退* *There ain't no turning back*
*我已受夠* *I've had enough*
*讓我如此強大* *Makes me that much stronger*
*愈戰愈勇* *Makes me work a little bit harder**Oh*
*引你前車之鑒* *Makes me that much wiser**Oh, yeah, oh, yeah*
*拜你所賜 煉就我勇者之魂**勇者* *Thanks for making me a fighter**Fighter*
*學藝漸精* *Makes me that much stronger**Oh, oh*
*造我后事之師* *Makes me work a little bit harder**Oh, yeah, yeah*
*練我曠世奇才**奇才* *Makes me that much wiser**Wiser*
*拜你所賜 煉就我勇者之魂* *So thanks for making me a fighter*
*學藝漸精* *Made me learn a little bit faster*
*造我后事之師* *Made my skin a little bit thicker*
*練我曠世奇才* *Makes me that much smarter*
*拜你所賜 煉就我勇者之魂* *So thanks for making me a fighter.*
-老兄 看路啊 -抱歉 - Oh! Dude, watch it! - Whoa, sorry.
-別踩我腳趾 -對不起 - My toes. - I'm sorry, man.
你剛才在干嘛 What were you doing?
-發短信... -邊走邊發 - Uh, texting... - Texting while walking.
我當時也是在發短信 That's exactly how I started.
-我不是經常... -好好想想吧 - Well, I don't usually text while... - Think about it.
幸好那個在我發短信時撞過來的司機 You know, luckily enough, the guy that crashed into me
沒有出什么事 但是畢竟... while I was texting is fine, but, you know, I...
-好的 -你真心不要 - Okay. - You should really
再這樣做了 not do that anymore.
不發短信了 好吧 No more texting, okay?
除非我在上課 Well, unless I'm in class
或是在上大號 看電影什么的時候 or, you know, on the toilet or at a movie or something.
謝謝你的理解 Thank you.
怎么了 What's going on?
你倆同時出現可真有趣 Oh, well, that's funny you're here.
我只是想確認下 I was just, uh,
逃學日那天游樂場門票預訂名單 confirming the ditch day amusement park ticket order...
別算上我倆 Oh, count us out.
什么 為什么 What? Why?
因為我們有個超特別的高年級逃學日計劃 Because we have a super special senior ditch day planned,
阿蒂·艾布拉姆斯風格的 Artie Abrams style.
沒錯吧 阿蒂 Isn't that right, Artie?
那是當然 That's right.
別以為你只是默默站在門口 Do you think just because you stand there
你嘴里冒出的早上吃的 quietly mouth breathing and reeking from this morning's
楓糖烤面包的味道就不會影響我了嗎 maple-y toaster pastries that you're not interrupting me?
你想干嘛 杰克遜 說來聽聽 What do you want, Jackson? Spit it out.
我聽說你懷上孩子的事了 I heard about your baby.
真的嗎 You did?
沒錯 Yeah.
聽說是個小女孩了 I heard you're having a baby girl.
是的 Yeah.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
過來 Come here.
就像你一樣 Just like you.
教練 你真討厭 Dang, Coach.
別用咪咪擠我 Don't start lactating.
我能提一條為人父母的建議嗎 Can I give you a parenting tip?
當然 Sure.
好好鍛煉下你的耐心 Try to work on your patience.
要跟我說 我們來這干嘛了嗎 You gonna tell me what we're doing here?
跟著我就好 已經到了 Just follow me. It's up here.
這是什么 What is this?
這就是我們高年逃學日的目的地 This is where we go to play on Senior Ditch Day.
我喜歡把它叫做 瘸腿輪滑 Or, as I like to call it, CripSkip.
阿蒂 最近好咩 Artie! What's happening?!
不錯喲 Mickey 'Sup, Mickey?
我還沒準備好 I don't think I'm ready for this.
你行的 相信我 Yeah, you are. Just trust me.
*我們跳跳跳 跳上這舞臺* *Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show*
*我們跳跳跳 跳下地面來* *Yeah, we down, down, down here on the ground*
*我們跳跳跳 跳到愛之上* *Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love*
*我們跳跳跳 跳過那陰霾* *Yeah, we up, up, up through the clouds*
*我們跳 我們跳* *Yeah, we up, yeah, we up*
*你會發現* *You're gonna find a way-ay*
*你會發現新的方式* *Find a way-ay to be*
*與你的愛人一道* *You're gonna get yourself aligned with your old man*
*自由自在* *You're gonna get it free*
*自由自在* *You're gonna get it free, yeah*
*就是現在* *Cause it's the way-ay-ay now*
*就是現在* *Way-ay-ay to see*
*毫無疑問 徹頭徹尾* *But it's inside and out with no doubt*
*盡在其中 盡在其中* *It's in everything, it's in everything*
*我們跳跳跳 跳上這舞臺* *Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show*
*我們跳跳跳 跳下地面來* *Yeah, we down, down here on the ground*
*我們跳跳跳 跳到愛之上* *Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love*
*我們跳跳跳 跳過那陰霾* *Yeah, we up, up, up through the clouds*
*我們跳 我們跳* *Yeah, we up, yeah, we up*
*你會發現* *You're gonna find your way-ay*
*你會發現新的方式* *Find your way-ay to be*
*輕松地躺下來* *Hey, you're gonna get yourself aligned with your spine*
*自由自在* *And you'll get it free*
*自由自在* *You'll get it free*
*就是現在* *It's the way-ay-ay now*
*就是現在* *Way-ay-ay to see*
*來了又去 轉瞬即逝* *Well, in the moment, it comes and it goes*
*盡在其中* *Yeah, it's in everything*
*盡在其中* *It's in everything*
*我們跳跳跳 跳上這舞臺* *We up, up, up for the glow show*
*我們跳跳跳 跳下地面來* *Yeah, we down, down here on the ground*
*我們跳跳跳 跳到愛之上* *Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love*
*我們跳跳跳 跳出那陰霾* *Yeah, we up, up, up through the clouds*
*我們跳 我們跳* *Yeah, we up, yeah, we up*
謝謝你 Thank you.
真心是個不錯的高年級逃學日 This was a really great Senior Ditch Day.
你是對的 You were right.
我只是想讓你跟這群 I just wanted you to meet a cool group of people
和你遭遇相同的人們共度美好時光 having a great time in the same situation as you.
沒錯 但是我沒瘸... Yeah, but I'm not...
這只是暫時的 This is only temporary.
醫生說只是時間問題... The doctor said it's a matter of time before...
我曾跟你一樣 Look, I've been where you are.
我知道是什么感覺 I know how it feels,
可是你不能否認... but you can't keep denying...
我沒有否認任何事 I'm not denying anything.
你不是我 You're not me.
好嗎 Okay?
我跟你不一樣 我的人生不會長坐不起 I'm not like you. This isn't my life.
我要去耶魯 我要離開利馬 I'm going to Yale, I'm getting out of Lima,
我會再站起來的 and I'm going to walk again.
要是你站不起來了呢 And what if you don't?
什么時候你才能停止 When are you going to stop pretending
假裝這一切沒有發生 that this isn't really happening to you?
不 不 No, no.
或許你可以申請換個矮點的柜子 Maybe you should request a lower locker.
那樣更好點 Could be easier.
不要 這一直是我的柜子 No. This has always been my locker
在我戴著畢業帽走過這通道去領畢業證前 and will continue to be until I walk across that stage
它將一直會是我的柜子 in my cap and gown and get my diploma.
我得去上課了 I gotta get to class.
我能跟你一起嗎 Can I walk with you?
我一直都在為你祈禱 I've been praying for you.
要是上帝聽聽我們的禱告就好了 Well, guess it could help for God to hear from a few people.
我也一直在祈禱能再次站起來走路 I've been praying to walk again, as well.
我不是祈求讓你再次站起來 Oh, I don't pray for you to walk.
我是祈求上帝讓你面對接下來的人生 I ask God to help you accept whatever your journey may be.
我感謝你的禱告 真心的 I appreciate your prayers, I do.
但是當你結束禱告時 but when you're done praying,
你就拍拍屁股站起來走人 you get to get up off your knees and walk away.
抱歉 Sorry.
自戀的奇葩 Self-obsessed bitch.
沒關系 It's cool.
你知道嗎... You know what...
你真的很會鼓舞人心 you're really inspiring.
我感覺得到 你也鼓勵過 And I feel like you've been inspiring to a
其他幾個人 few other people I know.
今天下課后你要干嘛 What are you doing after school today?
好了 鄭重聲明 All right, fair warning:
在強化訓練營的光榮歷史中 in the glorious history of booty Camp,
這將會是最艱難的一關 this will be the toughest!
但是首先 奎恩有話要說 But first, Quinn's got the floor.
我邀請了個朋友加入我們 I invited a friend to join us.
情人節的時候你們見過他 You met him on Valentine's Day.
-年輕版耶穌 -他的聲音讓人入魔 - Teen Jesus! - He's got a killer voice.
好了 好了 Okay, all right.
歡迎來到新航向樂團 Welcome to the New Directions.
伙計 你頭發里有個細枝[你頭發一條一條的] Hey, dude, you have a twig in your hair.
我是說真的 I'm seriously.
-好了 -謝了哥們 - Okay. - Thanks, bro.
下面 集中精力聽蘇教練的 Let's give our undivided attention to Coach Sue.
首先 別問我孩子的爸爸是 First off, please don't ask me which celebrity is the father
哪個名人 拜托了 of my baby. Please.
我會在我最終完成的書籍和電影里 I will release that information once I've finalized
透露內幕消息的 my book and movie deal.
我明白到 我對你們中的一些人 Now, it has come to my attention that I have been a tad
有一點點過于嚴苛了 harsh with some of you.
我還以為我挺仁慈的 I thought I was being kind.
例如 我絕對沒有提及 For instance, I said absolutely nothing
偷偷摸摸的性緊張狀態 about the implausible sexual tension
正迸發在梅賽德斯和肯塔基落跑脫衣舞男之間 between Mercedes and the Kentucky Fried Stripper.
或者是你們悲催地花費了無數錢財 Or the sorry fact that you wasted untold millions
好讓小桑桑和夜校的波利尼西亞守門人 on a laser show for yourselves just so Sandbags could dance
在鐳射燈下跳一段二逼舞 with the night school's Polynesian janitor.
事實上 他是波多黎各人 Actually, he was Puerto Rican.
孩子們 刻薄激進是我基因決定的 Kids, it's in my DNA to be intense, okay,
就像瓷娃娃天生閃著彩虹微光一樣 just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
我承認 我是行為惡劣 Now, I'll admit I-I behaved badly.
我也意識到一些事 I also realized something.
我來這 有兩個重要原因 I am here for two very important reasons.
第一 舒老師需要至少一個成人朋友 Number one: Mr. Schuester needs at least one adult friend.
第二 And number two:
我希望在我肚子里成長的奇跡般的小生命 I am hoping that the miraculous life growing inside of me
能夠吸收你們身上雖然煩人 can soak up some of your constantly annoying,
但無可否認值得贊譽的樂觀和正直 though admittedly laudable, optimism and decency.
我保證 我會對你們好點的 Now, I promise to be nicer
如果你們許諾賣點力發揮你們的天賦 if you promise to work your talented little butts off
拿下芝加哥那場比賽的第一名 until they hand you that first-place trophy in Chicago.
好了 馬虎的孩子們 All right, sloppy babies,
我們從頭開始 let's take it from the top.
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight!
你好 Hello.
我是撒切爾夫人的狗狗 I'm Margaret Thatcher Dog.
我和英國女皇的關系爛死了 My relationship with the Queen was ruff!
看芬恩玩地滾球給你贏來的狗狗 Oh, look what Finn won you playing skeeball.
這是芬恩贏來的 Finn won this?
對 其實是蕾切爾一個勁兒要他贏毛絨玩具 Yeah. Well, Rachel kept making him win stuffed animals for her,
結果到最后 從她那14只毛絨玩具里 and at the end of the day, out of the 14 she had,
我沒收了這只小家伙來送給你 I confiscated this little guy to give to you.
因為你不肯跟我一起去游樂場玩兒 Since there was no convincing you coming with us.
我不想壞大家興致 I would've just brought you guys down.
我懂 家家有本難念的經 Look, I get it: family stuff is hard,
特別是兄弟之間的事 especially between brothers.
你看我跟芬恩不是親兄弟 I mean, Finn and I are not even real brothers,
幾乎在所有事兒上都拌嘴 and we pretty much disagree on everything,
但我還是愛這個大家伙 but I love the big lug.
說到底 And at the end of the day,
兄弟還是會相互支持的 we're in each other's corners.
兄弟只有一個呀 布萊恩 You only get one brother, Blaine.
別輕易放棄這份感情 Don't give up on that.
是他說要走的 He's the one that's leaving.
有重要的試鏡 你沒聽他說嗎 Huge audition, you didn't hear about it?
其實 他還沒走 Actually, he hasn't left yet.
哥哥現在在禮堂呢 He's in the auditorium,
等著你去找他談談 hoping that you'll come and talk to him.
我不是沒跟他談過 I've tried talking to him.
他...他根本聽不進去 Doesn't... doesn't really work with him.
也許談話這方式不適合你們 Maybe talking is not the answer.
或許你應該展示給他看 Maybe you need to show him
告訴他你的感受 how you really feel in the best,
用你最真誠最拿手的方式 most honest way you know how.
*時不時我會想起你我共度的時光* *Now and then I think of when we were together*
*想那些你說樂得要昏過去的日子* *Like when you said you felt so happy, you could die*
*所以當我們意識到問題無法解決* *So when we found that we could not make sense*
*你說還是可以做朋友* *Well, you said that we would still be friends*
*我承認結束了對你我都好* *But I'll admit that I was glad it was over*
*但你不用跟我絕交啊* *But you didn't have to cut me off*
*好歹我們兄弟一場* *Make out like it never happened*
*你卻當什么都沒發生過* *And that we were nothing*
*我才不稀罕你的愛* *And I don't even need your love*
*但你像陌生人一樣對我* *But you treat me like a stranger*
*我心里很難過* *And that feels so rough*
*不 你不必費盡心思躲著我* *No, you didn't have to stoop so low*
*讓朋友整理你的記錄* *Have your friends collect your records*
*再換掉你的號碼* *And then change your number*
*反正我也不再需要了* *Guess that I don't need that though*
*現在的你不過是我曾經認識的某人* *Now you're just somebody that I used to know*
*時不時我會想起你傷我的那些時候* *Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over*
*但卻讓我相信換做是我也會那么做* *But had me believing it was always something that I'd done*
*我不想繼續這樣下去* *But I don't wanna live that way*
*費盡去猜透你說的每一個字* *Reading into every word you say*
*你說你可以放手* *You said that you could let it go*
*你說我不會再看到* *And I wouldn't catch you hung up*
*你與你曾經認識的人糾纏不清* *On somebody that you used to know*
*但你不用跟我絕交啊* *But you didn't have to cut me off*
*好歹我們兄弟一場* *Make out like it never happened*
*你卻當什么都沒發生過* *And that we were nothing*
*我才不稀罕你的愛* *And I don't even need your love*
*但你像陌生人一樣對我* *But you treat me like a stranger*
*我心里很難過* *And that feels so rough*
*不 你不必費盡躲著我* *No, you didn't have to stoop so low*
*讓朋友整理你的記錄* *Have your friends collect your records*
*再換掉你的號碼* *And then change your number*
*反正我也不再需要了* *Guess that I don't need that though*
*現在的你不過是我曾經認識的某人* *Now you're just somebody that I used to know*
*某人* *Somebody*
*我曾經認識的某個人* *That I used to know*
*那個人**現在的你于我不過是我曾經認識的某個人* *Somebody**Now you're just somebody that I used to know*
*那個人* *Somebody*
*我曾經認識的某個人* *That I used to know*
*那個人**現在的你于我不過是我曾經認識的某個人* *Somebody**Now you're just somedy that I used to know*
*Ooh*
*我曾經認識的某個人* *I used to know*
*那個人* *Somebody*
你唱得最棒的一次 Best you've ever sounded.
我是對你嚴了點 I am tough on you.
尤其是這周 有些過了頭 This week, maybe, a little tougher than I should've been,
對此我向你道歉 and I need to apologize for that.
但是這都是因為我看到 But it's only because I see--
我一直都知道 I've always seen--
你有著驚人的天賦和潛力 how insanely talented you are.
我希望你在成功路上有多遠走多遠 布萊恩 I want you to be as successful as you can be, Blaine,
我知道你可以 and you will be.
所有這一切你都有機會去做 You're gonna do it all--
電影 演唱會 百老匯 movies, concerts... Broadway.
哪怕它已經奄奄一息了 Even though it's dead?
你去重振它的雄風嘛 You'll resurrect it.
當我在觀眾席上 看著你時 And when I'm in the audience, watching you,
我能自豪的說 I want to be able to say,
"臺上那個是我弟 "That's my kid brother up there.
我推了他一把 I helped him get there."
謝謝你這么說 老哥 Thanks for saying that, Coop.
我知道你是真心的 And I know you really mean it, too,
-因為你沒有拿手指頭指著我 -好了 好了 - because you weren't pointing your finger at me or... - Okay, okay.
也沒有為了營造緊張感 speaking really loudly
突然講話很大聲 to be intense.
我很開心在你走去當好萊塢大明星之前 I'm really glad we could sing together
我們還能合唱一曲 one last time before you left to be Mr. Hollywood.
事實上 我的試鏡被取消了 Actually, my audition got canceled.
-什么 -我不知道 顯然邁克爾·貝 - What? - I don't know. Apparently, Michael Bay
決定走另外的風格 just decided to go in a different direction,
翻譯成行話就是說 which is industry-speak
"謝謝 但我們找到了 for "Thanks, but we found
更好或是更帥演員" somebody who's better and/or hotter."
聽好 首先 你不能肯定別人就比你帥啊 Okay, first of all, y-you don't know that.
其次 讓擎天柱玩兒蛋去吧 And second of all, screw Optimus Prime.
即便我們不住在一起 Even though we don't live in the same town,
即便我們不能經常見面 and we don't see each other all the time,
但我們不止是兄弟 懂么 we're not just brothers, right?
我們還是朋友 We're friends, too?
這 我一直是這樣想的啊 庫柏 That's... exactly what I've always wanted us to be, Coop.
再多抱一會兒 我... Hold on a second. I just, uh,
我想記住這種感覺 I want to remember this emotion
以后好用到戲里 so I can use it in a scene someday.
沒救了你 You are ridiculous.
要時刻準備著 You never know, right?
嘿 我想...我想幫幫你 Hey, I want to, I want to help you.
我不想你就這么放棄這次機會 I don't want you to give up on this audition.
-來 我有個好主意 -你要上哪去 - Come on, I got an idea. - Where are we going?
我們把試鏡錄下來 We are going to put you on tape
寄給邁克爾·貝讓他看看什么才叫表演 so Michael Bay can see what real acting is.
你指著我 Pointing.
指得好 Nice touch.
看 這招很有用的 See, I believe that.
所以我把指人放到第一課里講 That's why it's lesson number one.
你覺得我在庫柏的專業課里表現怎么樣 So how do you think I did in Cooper's Master class?
你演的就像你真的每天都發現一具尸體似的 You made it seem like you discover dead bodies every day.
如果真有這樣的角色 那非你莫屬 If that was a real part, you would've got it.
紐戲的招募人員就要來了 So the NYADA scout is gonna be here soon.
我肯定我準備好了 I'm pretty sure I'm ready for it.
你想過我到紐約能做些什么嗎 Have you ever thought about what I'm gonna do in New York?
這個 有一點我是很確定的 Well, one thing I know is for certain is,
我們會一起解決這個問題 we'll figure it out together.
這么說是很好聽 Well, that's really nice,
但我覺得我需要認真的考慮下 but I... I feel like I need to start thinking seriously
我未來要往哪走 about what's next for me.
你考慮過加州嗎 You ever thought about California?
我覺得那里 I just, I feel like there's,
可能會有更多合適我的機會 there's so many more opportunities for me there.
并且帕克 他清理泳池的生意 And Puck, he's got this really great
在加州會有很好的前景 pool cleaning business opportunity.
而你可以去試鏡當演員 And you could audition for your actor jobs
然后你還不用擔心錢的問題 and you wouldn't even have to worry about money,
因為我可以賺錢養你 because I'd be able to support you
-你知道 作為你的丈夫 -芬恩 - you know, as... as your husband and... - Finn...
你在說什么啊 what are you doing?
我在為我的未來做打算 Well, I'm thinking about my future.
我以為是我們的未來 I thought it was our future.
當然 當然是 Of course. Of course, it is
我們的未來 但我覺得 It's our future, but it feels like
這種討論最近有點 the conversation's been a little...
以你為中心 one-sided lately.
連布萊恩他哥都說了 Look, even Blaine's brother said
-好萊塢是你該去的地方 -不 我不是 - you know, Hollywood is where you want to go - No, I'm not...
-如果你想成為出名的 -我不是 - if you want to be famous... - I'm not...
-女演員 -好萊塢的女演員好么 - ...as an actress. - ...A Hollywood actress, okay?
在紐約 紐約看中的是你干的什么 In New York, New York is about the work that you do
而不是你干過什么 and not the work that you've had done.
這種事情上我沒得選 懂嗎 There's no other option here for me, okay?
-我注定要去百老匯的 -對 - I am Broadway bound. - Right,
但如果我們倆要結婚 but if I'm going to be your husband,
-這種事我不應該有發言的權利嗎 -如果 - shouldn't I have something to say about it, too? - "If"?
就是感覺你不太在乎我的夢想 Just seems like you don't care about my dreams.
我在乎 我當然在乎 I care. Of course I care.
是 你是在乎 Right, of course you care
只要不會妨礙到你的夢想 as long as they don't interfere with yours.
聽好 紐約我要去 Look, I need to be in New York,
我需要你和我一起去 and I need you with me.
沒有你我做不到 I can't do this without you.
我就是想要你想清楚 I just want you to be really sure.
我希望你真的想清楚 I just want you to be really sure
你愛的人到底是我 that you're in love with me
還是你希望我變成的那個人 and not who you want me to be.