上帝保佑 菩薩保佑 佛祖保佑 Please, please, please, please.
你們在干嘛啊 Okay, what is this?
我們在確認即使不把頭發 We're making sure I'm tall enough
豎成釘耙我的身高也能達到 to ride all the rides at Disneyland.
乘坐迪斯尼樂園所有設施的標準 Without having to spike up my hair.
老弟 Buddy...
完全合格 We are good to go.
帥呆了 Sweet!
我期待這一天已經很久了 I have been waiting for this day
自從醫生指著你媽的 ever since the doctor pointed
子宮超聲波圖對我說 to the ultrasound of your mom's womb and said,
"這貨如果不是有三條腿 "Either that's a fifth limb,
那么你就要抱兒子了"開始 or you got a boy."
別說了 真惡心 Okay, no. Gross.
好吧 All right...
大家今天都在家把飯吃飽了 I want everybody to eat a lot at home
因為世上最銷魂的極樂之地 because "The happiest place on earth"
賣的西班牙油條價格也高得銷魂 is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
拜托 一定會爽翻天的 Come on. This is gonna be awesome.
誰不愛迪斯尼一日游呢 Who doesn't love a day at Disneyland?
你們就不能放過我嗎 Can't you and mom go without me?
你是小孩 小孩就應該去 You're the kid. I think we need you to get in.
非得挑今天這么個日子 Well, it couldn't come on a worst day.
科技板塊正在大跳水呢 The technology sector is tanking.
學校布置了一個股票市場模擬的作業 We're doing a stock market project in school,
明天就是截止日了 and today's the last day.
我們每人有一千元代幣用來投資 We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest,
到昨天閉市為止 and as the market closed yesterday,
我獨占鰲頭 I'm in the lead.
小哥我個頭不突出 運動不拔尖 I may not be the tallest or the most athletic,
但有朝一日我絕對是班中首富 but someday I will be the richest,
還好妹子們都愛有錢人 which is good because the ladies love that,
況且我就是在這種氛圍里耳濡目染長大的 and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
你真會喜歡那些看重你錢的姑娘嗎 Do you really wants girls who only want you for your money?
至少我還有得選 I'd like to have that option.
曼尼 別管股市了 把米老鼠耳朵戴上 Manny, put the stock away and put your ears on.
媽 我不用戴這個吧 Mom, I don't think you have to wear one of these.
有個小孩樣 給娘戴上 Be a kid! Put them on!
沒搞錯吧 穿這雙鞋 Really? Those shoes?
怎么了 What?
你知道在迪士尼樂園得走多少路嗎 Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland?
沒瞅見那群胖紙都用滑板車來代步[越胖是越懶] Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?
我就喜歡高跟鞋 我沒事 I like wearing the high heels. I'm fine.
這就跟上次我讓你帶件外套 It's just like that jacket you refuse to bring
而你打死不肯聽話時一樣 when I say, "Take a jacket."
"別老對我紫手畫腳 我沒事" "Don't tell me what to do! I'm fine!"
結果呢 你才不是沒事 Huh? And you're not fine.
你又冷又凍 You're cold and shivering,
我則像個連外套都不肯脫給老婆的混球一樣 and I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket,
于是只好把外套給你 結果自己受冷受凍 so I do, and then I'm cold and shivering,
可明明我自己就帶了外套的 and I brought a jacket.
你那叨逼叨的外套故事完了沒 Are you done with your boring jacket story?
再繼續說就要趕上大塞車了 Because we're going to hit traffic.
我就一句話 到時候可別想穿我的鞋 Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna give you my shoes.
哈 一定是君君到了 Ah! That must be Ethan.
君君是誰啊 Who's Ethan?
我沒告訴你們嗎 Didn't I tell you?
我朋友貝瑟尼的侄子今天和我們一起去 My friend Bethenny's nephew is coming with us today.
他為了上大學方便搬家至此 He moved to town to go to college.
他人超和善 超聰明 還會玩冰球 He's very nice, very smart, big hockey player.
我看穿你在耍什么花樣了 I know what you're doing.
真的嗎 她說得這么"隱晦" Really? She was so subtle.
海莉總是喜歡壞男生 Haley has a thing for bad boys,
簡直跟我如出一轍 which was so me.
還用說 Clearly.
如果她即將離巢而去 So if she's going to be leaving the nest soon,
也最好不要是騎在摩托后座走的 we'd prefer it was not on the back of a motorcycle.
我大學室友就有輛摩托 My college roommate had a motorcycle.
我當年在后座玩得那叫一個瘋啊 Man, I had some good times on the back of that thing.
真不敢相信你會這么做 I can't believe you did this.
我可不要照顧貝瑟尼的侄兒 交給艾麗克斯了 I'm not gonna babysit Bethenny's nephew. Alex can have him.
被你拒絕的殘次品我可不稀罕 Okay, I don't need your rejects.
君君 真高興你能來 Hi, Ethan! I'm so glad you could make it.
謝謝您邀請我 Thanks for inviting me.
沒事 Sure.
你好 我叫艾 Hi. I'm Al--
這是我14歲的小妹 君君 對吧 my 14-year-old sister. Ethan, was it?
沒錯 Yeah.
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那是我姥爺和他老婆歌洛莉亞 And that's my grandpa and his wife Gloria
還有她兒子曼尼 and her son Manny.
你們家人挺多的嘛 Wow. You guys have a big family.
可不是嗎 Big family.
她挺中意他的 She likes him!
誰能不中意啊 Yeah, who wouldn't?
哪找來的 湯米·席爾菲格成衣目錄嗎 Where'd you find him, a Tommy Hilfiger catalog?
[美國休閑領導品牌之一]
他高考考了2200分 He got a 2200 on his S.A.T.S.
那雙攝魂美眸 And those eyes...
你這是在挑女婿還是在找老公啊 Okay, did you get him for Haley or for you?
米奇爾 Mitchell.
自從小時候跟爸爸一起來之后 You know, I haven't been here
我就再也沒來過了 since dad brought us when we were kids.
對 記得嗎 你還為那亞伯拉罕·林肯哭了 Ohh, yeah. Remember? You cried in the Abraham Lincoln thing.
迪斯尼樂園中用機器人扮演林肯總統發表演講
人家是偉大的總統 Hey, he's a great president,
況且我也是頭一回看見機器人 and it was the first robot I ever saw.
克萊爾和米奇爾小時候 When Claire and Mitchell were young,
我和他們媽媽準備帶他們去迪斯尼樂園玩 their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland.
那天早上 迪迪和我大吵一架 But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight
就為了些雞毛蒜皮的小事 over something or other-- surprise, surprise--
最后我只好獨自帶他們去 and I ended up taking them on my own.
克萊爾最害怕的是撞見那邪惡皇后 Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen.
我最害怕的是已經娶回家一個邪惡皇后 My biggest fear was that I married her.
身高超過1米17的同志們 Okay, people over 46 inches,
第一站 印第安納瓊斯 first stop--Indiana Jones!
莉莉 你就在茶杯轉盤里好好玩吧 Have fun on the teacups, Lily.
咱們出發吧 Okay, let's do this.
各位 先等一下 Oh, okay, wait just a second here, everybody.
好了 All right.
你那是根遛狗繩嗎 Is that a leash?
不 這是孩童安全系繩 走這邊 乖女兒 No, it's a child safety tether. This way, sweetie.
那就是根遛狗繩 It--it's a leash.
別看不起我們 Don't--don't judge us.
來吧 Go on.
我們家有個亂竄鬼 We have a runner.
莉莉正處于某種階段 Lily is going through a phase--
至少 我們希望這只是階段現象 at least... Oh, we hope it's a phase.
她一逮到機會就往外竄 She bolts every chance she gets.
莉莉 Lily!
我們別無選擇 So we had no choice
只能給她系上兒童安全系繩 to put her on a child safety tether.
就是根遛狗繩 It's a leash.
我們當然可以選擇不系 And we did have a choice.
莉莉 寶貝 別拉繩子 Lily, sweetie, don't pull.
莉莉 跟緊 Lily, heel!
爸爸 Dad.
早知道你們會玩這個把戲 If I'd had known you guys were gonna do this,
我就把斯黛拉也牽來了 I'd have brought Stella.
這都是小卡的主意 It was Cam's idea.
多謝你和我站在同一戰線上 So much for the united front.
告訴你 你盡管笑吧 莉莉自己享受就好 I'll have you know, despite all your jokes, Lily enjoys it.
寶貝 別這樣 你這是幫倒忙啊 Okay, sweetie, you're not helping. You're not helping.
我的天 你們快看 那不是迪蘭嗎 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You guys, is that Dylan?
什么 What?
我去 Oh, jeez.
迪蘭 Dylan?!
你在干嘛 我都不知道你已經回來了 Uh, what are you... I didn't even know you were in town.
我也不知道 Either did I...
不知道你在這里 Know you were in town.
我是說這個城里 阿納海姆 This town. Anaheim.
[美國加利福尼亞州西南部城市]
我以為你還在懷俄明州呢 I thought you were still in Wyoming.
我的確是 I was, uh...
不過 But, um...
糟了 Oh, shoot.
我還得和幾個朋友碰面 You know, I, uh, gotta meet up with some friends
我已經遲到了 and I'm... really late.
很高興見到你 海莉 It was nice to see you, Haley,
還有大家 and everybody.
你好啊 Hi.
還有我不認識的這位 And dude I don't know.
我叫君君 很高興見到你 I'm Ethan. It's nice to meet you.
彬彬有禮但我不認識的這位 And polite dude I don't know.
海莉以前和這人交往過嗎 Did Haley used to date that guy or something?
沒錯 你要是和她交往 就要和這種人為伍了 Yep. You date her, that's the club you're joining. Mm.
他真是風采不減當年 Of course he would still look amazing.
他有嗎 我怎么沒覺得 Does he? I hadn't noticed.
君君會吹小號你知道嗎 Did you know that Ethan plays the trumpet?
難怪有那么性感的嘴唇 是吧 No great surprise with those lips of his, huh?
一切進展順利啊 魯賓遜太太 Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson.
[電影《畢業生》里勾引年輕小伙子的主婦]
好了伙計 見證奇跡的時刻 Okay, buddy, moment of truth.
好哎 Yes!
可要玩到爽翻天啊 This is gonna be so awesome! Yeah!
再等45分鐘 玩到爽翻天啊 In 45 minutes, this is gonna be so awesome!
聽著羅本 Look, Reuben,
我手頭有不少垃圾股要拋 I have some underperformers I have to unload,
可現在周圍沒電腦可以連上網 and I don't have access to a computer.
用錢爺·迪爾加多的名字登錄 Log in as moneydelgado--
曼尼 Manny!
快想辦法去 羅本 By all means, Reuben,
日經指數閉市了再去吃冰棒好嗎 go get a popsicle while the nikkei closes.
我就是窮鬼的命 I wanna be a pauper.
媽 我股票里砸的錢就快打水漂了 Mom, my stocks just took a dive.
你再說我拿你這手機去打水漂 Your phone is about to take a dive.
趕緊的 我們下一站去哪 Come on! Where do we want to go next?
君君和我想去"幽靈公館"里探險 Oh! Ethan and I want to try the haunted mansion.
你可別和君君打得火熱 There is no you and Ethan.
我們去叢林探險吧 就在那不遠 Let's go to the jungle cruise. It's right there.
咋了 穿高跟鞋走得不舒服了 Why? Tired of walking in those heels?
沒 有火辣妻子作伴你會不舒服 No. You tired of being with a hot wife?
哎呦 你瞅瞅 可真沒料到 Well, well, well. What do you know?
又一個負責任的家長在用兒童安全系繩 Another caring parent with a child safety tether.
看 我們又不是唯一在用的 See? We're not the only people who use them.
這倆小家伙可真可愛 Hi! Aren't they adorable?
瞧瞧你家小可愛 Oh, and look at your cutie!
可不是嘛 她就想打個招呼 Oh, well, yes. She just wanted to say hi.
不好意思 他倆今天有點小毛躁 Oh. Sorry. They're a little feisty today.
沒關系 她脾氣挺好 Oh! No problem. She's friendly.
雷克斯 禮貌點 Rex, gentle.
他叫雷克斯[霸王龍] 對吧 Oh, his--his name's Rex, huh?
是的 Yeah.
那什么 莉莉 寶貝 莉莉呃... Oh, okay. Lily, no, sweetie. Lily, um...
抱歉 他就是有點人來瘋 Oh. Sorry. He--he just gets excited.
是啊 沒關系 Oh, yeah, no--oh, no problem.
莉莉 別跑了 親愛的 停下來 Lily, stop moving, sweetie. Stop moving.
好的 交給你了 Okay, you got this.
好嘞 好嘞 乖女兒 乖女兒 抱歉 Okay. Okay. Good girl! Good girl! Sorry.
想知道那次我為啥要和迪迪吵嗎 You know what the fight with Dede was about?
我錄橄欖球比賽時洗掉了一集《豪門恩怨》 I taped a football game over an episode of "Dallas."
[1978-1991年熱播的美劇 故事發生在達拉斯]
誰會為這點雞毛蒜皮的事就撇下全家 Who bails on a family trip to Disneyland
不跟著一起去迪斯尼樂園玩 over something like that?
諷刺的是 達拉斯那場比賽還上場了 Ironically, Dallas was playing in the game.
我當時還指給她看來著 And I remember pointing that out to her,
再接著我就記得 and then I remember
一盒錄影帶朝我腦門飛了過來 a video cassette flying at my head.
你不是真的在拉大提琴吧 You do not play the cello.
是的 雖說有點怪咖 我不在乎 I do. Even geekier--I'm good.
那好 回答我一個問題 Okay, answer me this--
回答你十個問題都行 I will answer you this.
為什么人們總是隨身拖著大提琴 Why do people carry cellos around?
也沒見人拖著鋼琴到處走啊 You know, people aren't expected to lug a piano around.
怎么辦到的啊 What's the cutoff?
可不是嘛 大提琴 任我行 I know, right? Like, go where the cello is.
你瞧瞧這個 我這無心插了一柳 Oh, look at this. I think I've inadvertently
倒是給一14歲小蘿莉和一大學男孩遮上了蔭 set up my 14-year-old with a college boy.
這男孩是你找來的 The boy was your doing?
是啊 是啊 完美的男子 Yes. Yes, and he was perfect,
海莉之前對他還是挺有好感的 and Haley was into him until,
直到我們撞見了迪蘭 of course, we ran into Dylan.
說真的 怎么會有這么巧的事情 I mean, come on, dad. What are the odds of that happening?
這世界小得很 It's a small world.
可不是嘛 Yes, it is.
-懂我說話的意思不 -我懂 - You see what I did there? - I did.
-因為一直在路上 -我懂 我懂 老爸 - 'Cause it's a ride. - I got it. Got it, dad. I got it.
真是讓我太失望了... It's so frustrating because...
我知道我不能替海莉做主 I know I can't run Haley's life for her,
不過假使她同意了 我肯定干得特別棒 but if she would let me, I would be so good at it.
對啊 父母可是最會替孩子著想了 Right, 'cause parents always know what's best for their kids.
還記得我給米奇爾牽線搭橋的那個 You remember that nice girl at the office
我辦公室里的好姑娘嗎 I tried to fix Mitch up with?
無意冒犯 不過我想在理解孩子這方面 No offense, dad, but I think I probably have
我的能力應該是比你更勝一籌的 a better sense of what my kids need than you did.
你這么想可真是天真 I think it's cute you think that.
老媽 Mom!
玩得真是爽極了 It was so awesome!
那倆車真是到處亂竄 The jeep was jerking around...
那里到處是急轉彎和大坡度 And--and there was a lot of sharp turns and big drops.
它還繼續往前開 It just kept going.
你還好嗎 Wow. You okay?
好得很 怎么會不好 Great. Why wouldn't I be?
因為我感覺你需要我的攙扶 Because you're kinda leaning on me.
婚姻不就是要相互扶持嗎 Well, isn't that what a marriage is?
艾麗克斯 放開那個男孩 Ohh. Oh, Alex, stop touching him.
你看上去糟透了 Oh. You look like hell.
我是暈頭轉向 滿眼金星 I'm feeling a little dizzy.
估計是剛才那一趟車給坐的 I think that ride did something to me.
你內耳中的液體會變濃 The fluid in your inner ear is thickening.
身體老化時就會這樣 That's what happens when you get old.
是嗎 It is?
某些動作你已經消受不起了 Yeah, you can't take the motion.
我坐旋轉椅之前都得先來顆"暈海寧" I gotta pop a dramamine to get in my swivel chair.
這不是真的 我可是過山車之王 That is not it. I'm king of the roller coasters.
我覺得是因為 I think I just put
早上我往烤餅里放太多生奶油了 too big of a whipped cream smile on my pancake this morning.
你倆想去馬特洪峰上看看嗎 You guys wanna go on matterhorn?
盧克 我和你爸還是坐這等你吧 Luke, I think me and your dad are gonna sit this one out,
或許弄一大份腌黃瓜分著吃 maybe get one them big pickles.
不 腌黃瓜要吃你自己吃吧 杰 No! You're gonna have to eat that pickle on your own, Jay.
我這身板還是能再撐幾年的 I still got a few good years left.
盧克 等等我 Luke, wait up!
咱倆比比誰先到那 I'll race you there!
我沒事 我沒事 I'm good. I'm good.
這每個人都在盯著咱 Okay, everybody's looking at us.
自從那次去全食市場忘帶帆布包之后 I haven't been judged by this many people
我就沒被這么多人指手畫腳過 since I forgot my canvas bags at whole foods.
他們這么頂著咱可能因為 Yeah, well, maybe they're staring
對我們擁有的羨慕嫉妒恨 because we have what they want.
你是在說我們的"寵物閨女"嗎 Whoa! Oh, a pet daughter. 'Cause that...
旁人說什么我可不在乎 You know, I don't care what people think.
只要我覺得可以保證我家閨女的安全 If I thought it would keep my daughter safe,
讓我在腹部縫一個袋鼠育兒袋我都愿意 I would have a kangaroo pouch sewn into my midriff.
以后你身為單親家長 這么一來是挺方便 That's gonna work out really well for you as a single parent.
剛那"短襪陪涼脫"男都看我們很詫異了 Okay, we just got a glare from Mr. Socks-with-sandals.
好了 我受夠了 All right, that's it.
莉莉 我來替你把這遛狗繩給解了 Lily, I'm gonna take off this leash.
我覺得這樣做是不對的 I think it's a mistake.
但同時我也不希望你會亂跑 But I don't want you to run away,
因為那樣非常 非常危險 'cause that would be very, very unsafe,
一旦我們找不著你 and if we lost you,
你會驚恐萬分 我們會悲痛欲絕 好嗎 you'd be very scared, and we'd be very sad. Okay?
好的 Okay.
很好 All right.
看 小卡 你若把她當個人對待 See, Cam? You treat her like a human being
她就會以人的標準要求自己 and she acts like one.
《奇奇與蒂蒂》 Chip 'n Dale!
[迪士尼卡通人物 一對花栗鼠兄弟]
這下好了 她去追松鼠去了 莉莉 Oh, great. Now she's chasing squirrels. Lily!
親愛的 別跑 Honey, come on!
莉莉 莉莉 Lily! Lily!
"激流勇進"好玩嗎 Hey! How was Splash Mountain?
棒極了 要不我們再玩一次 It was great! Maybe we go again.
我就免了 那連前臺都沒有 No, thanks. There was no reception in there.
知道我手機還有多少點嗎 眼瞅就見底 You know how many bars I had? Zip-a-Dee-doo-dah.
羅本 趕緊匯報 Reuben, talk to me!
你要是脫了鞋休息一會兒肯定特舒坦 Must be nice to get out of those shoes for a minute.
你這是在說什么呢 I don't know what you talking about.
沒啥 就隨便嘮嘮 Nothing. I'm just making conversation.
快來看看 Hey. Check it out.
我這有張你們剛玩"激流勇進"時我給 I bought one of those souvenir photos
你和曼尼照的紀念照 with you and Manny on the ride.
老天 你剛才真是玩得挺爽 Boy, it looks like you're having a good time.
慢著等下 你手里拿的是什么啊 Wait a minute. What's that in your hand?
是雙高跟鞋嗎 Are those shoes?
這么模糊我都看不清是誰 杰 I'm not even sure that that is us, Jay.
你為什么忍著痛也要這么走 Why are you walking around in pain?
你就承認吧 穿這鞋來就不合適 Just admit the shoes were a bad idea.
我可沒感覺到痛 I am not in pain.
我就是怕我最愛的步行鞋給弄濕了而已 I just didn't want my favorite walking shoes to get wet there.
好吧 我錯了 Okay, my bad.
我們還得去"明日世界"和大家會合呢 Well, we've gotta meet everybody in Tomorrowland,
所以趕緊走吧 so we'd better get movin'
那地方可是在公園的另一邊呢 'cause it's all the way on the other side of the park.
我好得很 I'm fine.
你可別讓我們給甩下了 You just try to keep up with us.
我看不下去了 I can't take this.
爸 把手松開 太刺激了 Dad, throw your hands up! It's fun!
是啊 真刺激 Oh, yeah, it is fun!
魯賓 如果你是在生日聚會上聽說那股票的 Reuben, if you heard about that stock at a birthday party,
那就已經晚了 it's already too late.
歌洛莉亞 Gloria!
歌洛莉亞 坐會兒 Gloria, sit down for a second.
杰 我沒事 I'm fine, Jay.
求你了 Please?
聽我說 Look...
你也許不痛苦 You may not be in pain...
好吧 Okay.
但只要覺得你痛苦 我就會痛苦 But I'm in pain just thinking you're in pain.
所以 你就乖乖聽我一回 So humor me for one minute.
這是什么 What are those?
"灰姑娘"小店里沒多少款式可供選擇 There wasn't a big selection at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique.
[《Bibbidi Bobbidi Bu》是迪士尼動畫《灰姑娘》的插曲]
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
我不能在大庭廣眾之下穿著... I cannot walk around in public with these...
這種東西走路 它又黃有丑 Things. They're so yellow and so ugly.
而且還很軟 And... and they're so softy
很舒服 and so comfortable.
杰 這是什么 Jay, what is this?
謝謝你給我買了這個 Thank you for going shopping for me.
謝謝你心疼我的腳 Thank you for worrying about my feet.
謝謝你在我冷的時候把外套給我穿 Thank you for giving me your jacket when I'm cold.
杰 你真是個好男人 You're such a good man, Jay.
謝謝 Thank you. Mmm.
沒想到你突然變得這么... I didn't expect you to be so...
和藹可親 So nice.
這有啥好奇怪的 Why are you so surprised?
我說這話 你可別生氣 Now please don't go all Latin on me when I say this.
莫非 Is it possible
你總發無名火的原因是 you get angry from time to time
你腳下穿的一直是 because you're always wearing...
讓你搓火的鞋子 Uncomfortable shoes?
可能吧 Maybe.
能再給我買幾雙這樣的鞋嗎 Can you get me a couple of more?
說不定有紫色的 Maybe they have purple?
你想要啥都行 寶貝 Whatever you want, honey.
我是說 All I'm saying is,
你似乎很喜歡君君 it seemed like you were pretty into Ethan
直到迪蘭出現 until Dylan showed up.
別誤會我 君君人很好 但他不是迪蘭 Don't get me wrong. Ethan's nice, but he's no Dylan.
這不正好么 Maybe that's a good thing?
為什么 就因為迪蘭崇尚自由嗎 Why? Because Dylan's a free spirit?
是因為他太前衛了嗎 He's too edgy for you?
還是因為他的特立獨行 He plays by his own rules?
天吶 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What?
我想請你轉身 I beg of you to turn around
和我一同見證我此生最難忘的一幕 and experience with me the greatest moment of my life.
你的叛逆男友變成翩翩少年了 Your rebel boyfriend's a Dapper Dan.
也許我們看錯了 Maybe that's not him.
迪蘭 Dylan!
呃 對不起 Uh, uh, sorry.
對不起 Sorry. Um...
確實很像他 It certainly seems like him.
天吶 他看起來 Oh, my God. He looked like
像老爸高中時的舊照片 those old pictures of dad from high school.
反正 我最近愛上街頭藝術了 So anyway, I've really been into street art lately.
城里有個展覽很不錯 我帶你去吧 Oh, there's a really great exhibit downtown. I'll take you.
怎么去 用你那"勁爆"踏板車去嗎 Oh, on what, your razor scooter?
老媽找你 Mom wants you.
我 我 我 I-I-I...
君君 我到處找你呢 Ethan! I've been looking all over for you!
我記得當時是在玩"加勒比海盜" I remember I was on Pirates of the Caribbean,
["加勒比海盜"——迪士尼樂園的游樂項目]
跟迪迪吵得那一架真是太鬧心了 and this whole fight with Dede was really eating at me.
游樂項目中有個瘋婆娘 And there was this angry animatronic wench
拿著搟面杖 追著個可憐的海盜 with a rolling pin, chasing some poor pirate around.
他倆繞著一個圓環不停轉圈 They were on a track, running in circles,
也就是說他永遠擺脫不了她 so he could never get away from her.
我當時就在想 And I remember thinking,
哥們 你我是救不了 I can't save you, buddy,
不過自己家這位我可要趕緊打發 but I'm getting off this ride.
然后 然后我們正要拐彎 ...and--and we were going around a corner,
我尖叫了 吃進了一只蟲子 and I was screaming and I swallowed a bug.
我最喜歡坐最后一節車廂了 Oh, being tail is everything that I dreamed it would be.
接下來該干啥呢 What should we do next?
坐下 Sit down.
我們坐哪兒 Where we gonna sit down?
坐地上就這兒 坐這兒就好 The ground. Here, this is good right here. Oh!
爸 你沒事吧 Are you okay, dad?
我不行了 No, I'm not okay.
雖然我不想承認 I hate to tell you this,
可這一趟趟車坐的我命都快沒了 but these rides are killing me.
你可是過山車之王啊 B-but you're the king of roller coasters.
我知道 I know!
歲月不饒人啊 Something happens when you get older.
看來我讓你失望了 Guess you can't take it.
我這輩子最喜歡干的事兒 One of my favorite things in the world
就是和你一起做傻事 is doing stupid fun stuff with you,
比如踩著跳跳鼠打籃球 like pogo stick basketball
還有把秋千蕩一整個圈 or trying to get a swing to go all the way around.
下一次咱試試坐在滅火器上 Next time, we should sit on a fire extinguisher.
好 或者是可樂加薄荷糖 Yes, or a bottle of coke and some mentos.
不過說實話 我現在的感受是 Honestly, though, the way I'm feeling right now,
不知道自己還能不能活到那時候 I don't know if there's gonna be a next time.
爸 我們總能找到好玩的事兒干 Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do.
哪怕你老了 坐在輪椅里 Even if you're old and in a wheelchair,
我會帶你到商場 I'll take you to the mall
你想飛多快 我就推多快 and push you as fast as you wanna go.
真的嗎 Really?
你會那么做嗎 You'd do that?
必須的 Heck, yeah.
再試試玩輪椅特技 And we'll pop some wheelies, too.
聽起來不錯哦 That sounds fun.
我還會把你推到山頂上 然后放手 And I'll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go.
好吧 細節我們以后好商量 Okay, we'll nail down the specifics later,
不過這聽起來真棒 but that... That's really nice.
你還想接著聊嗎 So do you still wanna talk or--
不聊了 去玩"飛躍太空山"吧 No, go. Ride Space Mountain.
最后他們照相時 Uh, at the end, when they take a picture,
做搞怪的動作吧 算我一個 do something hilarious for both of us.
那會要了你的命的 You're gonna die.
我是說效果會很搞笑 When you see it,
不是說你太老做不了 not 'cause you're old.
莉莉 莉莉 別跑 Lily! Lily, stop!
爸爸 爸爸 抓住她 Dad! Dad, grab her!
抓住你了 你這小猴子 Hey, I gotcha, you little monkey!
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿 小卡 我逮住她了 Hey, Cam, I got her.
我們在"幻想世界" 你們在哪兒 We're in Fantasyland. Where are you?
好吧 那是叫"卡通城" Okay, it's toontown,
不是"卡咚城" not toonton.
你看太多PBS的節目了 You've been watching too much PBS.
謝謝 Thank you.
好吧 寶貝 過來 All right, honey, come here.
我不喜歡這東西 I don't like this thing.
是嘛 Yeah?
我還不想像個瘋子一樣 Well, I don't like running like a crazy person
在"迪士尼濕疹"跑來跑去呢 through Downton Disney--
"迪士尼市鎮" Downtown Disney.
我不知道做什么好 I don't know what to do.
遛狗繩既然行不通 讓我給你指條明路 Well, the leash is not the answer. You want my help?
快幫幫我吧 Yes, please!
給我兩分鐘 我就能幫你搞定 'Cause I can fix this for you in about two minutes.
來吧 小姑娘 跟我走 Come on, baby girl. Come with me.
我們馬上就回來 We'll be right back.
好的 Okay.
我們要去哪兒 這邊嗎 Where we going? Oh, this way?
曼尼 你這張苦逼臉不像是來 Manny, you don't sound very happy
開開心心坐"小飛象"的孩子啊 for a kid that is flying an elephant.
我輸給德卡斯了 這不公平 I lost to Durkas. It's not fair.
他想買下IBM 因為他覺得這聽起來很有趣 He wanted to buy IBM because he thought it was funny to say.
好吧 我很高興你輸了 Well, I'm glad that you lost.
這模擬經營游戲讓你變了 Fake money has changed you.
從前那個會停下來賞花的曼尼去哪兒了 Where is the Manny that used to stop to smell the roses?
他已經搬到圣何塞洗上太陽能熱水澡了呢 He took a bath on a solar start-up in San Jose.
你一整天都電話不離手 You have been so busy burying your face in your phone
跟家人連個招呼都不打 that you barely said hello to your family,
對維尼熊也是愛理不理 you gave Winnie the Pooh the cold shoulder,
甚至都沒注意到 and you haven't even noticed
那邊藍色小象里的小美女 that pretty girl in the blue elephant
一直沖著你笑呢 that has been smiling at you.
雖說不是我的型 但被人欣賞終究不錯 Not my type, but still it's nice to be noticed.
瞧見沒 You see what happens
你醉心生意錯過了多少幸福時光 when you're not burying your head in business?
你說的對 我盡量隨遇而安享受當下吧 You're right. I'll try to be more present.
你腳上是什么東西 What the heck's on your feet?
拖鞋 軟得和枕頭一樣 They're slippers! They're like pillows.
小乖乖真行 Attagirl.
不用謝我 You're welcome.
看 你爸給他孫女買了高跟鞋 Look. Your dad got her baby high heels,
咱不是說過絕不讓她穿嗎 which we said we were never gonna let her wear.
我喜歡這鞋 I love 'em.
你看起來真漂亮 寶貝 You look gorgeous, sweetie.
老天 想想剛才旁人對咱的嫌棄勁兒 Oh, my gosh. You felt people judged us before?
再瞅瞅咱這阿納海姆選美小冠軍 Wait till they meet little Miss Anaheim.
那倒還好 不過她是走都走不利索了 Who cares? Look at her. She can barely move.
多謝了 老爸 Thank you, dad.
知道嗎 三歲的女娃就有這美腿 真難得 You know what? She's got pretty good gams for a 3-year-old.
茄子 Cheese!
好了 謝謝 約翰熊 Got it. Thanks, little John.
謝謝 Thank you!
那邊有賣玉米熱狗的 Ooh, they have corn dogs.
回家前一定得吃一個 絕世美味 We gotta get one before we go back. They are legendary.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
好的 Okay.
海莉 Haley!
是我 迪蘭 It's me. Dylan.
我穿著熊戲服 專門借來好跟你說話 I'm in the bear suit. I borrowed it to talk to you.
你為什么要這樣跳舞 Why are you dancing like that?
約翰熊就是這樣跳的 可能吧 This is what little John does. Maybe.
我不知道這貨出自哪部電影 I don't know what movie this dude is from.
我根本不應該跟你講話的 I'm not even supposed to be talking to you.
我也不想跟你說 Well, I'm not talking to you.
不 你可以說話 No, you can talk.
我知道 可我氣得說不出 I know, but I'm mad.
你回到家都不給我打個電話 You came back to town and didn't even call me.
我覺得太丟人了 I was embarrassed.
我丟掉了度假牧場的工作 I lost my job at the dude ranch,
我得先理清頭緒 and I wanted to get my act together first.
四傻蛋騎單車幫上忙了沒 But the four dweebs on a bike act?
四重唱可是街頭表演的老傳統 Hey, the dapper dans are a main street tradition
1959年就開始了 since 1959.
這是怎么回事 Hey, what's going on?
沒什么 Nothing.
我還愛著她 君君 I still love her, Ethan.
你怎么知道我的名字 Okay, how do you know my name?
我是迪蘭 It's Dylan.
我今天不是故意來給你添堵 Look, I don't wanna harsh your day,
但我一直愛著海莉 而且會愛到地老天荒 but I never stopped loving Haley and I never will!
你這是在演滑稽戲呢 I-is this some sort of joke?
我看起來很滑稽嗎 Do I look like I'm joking?
迪蘭 現在別這樣 Dylan, let's not do this now.
就得現在 我三點還得參加游行 It has to be now. I've got a parade at 3:00.
說真的哥們 邊兒呆著去 Hey, seriously, dude, back off.
首先 這可是我的臉 Okay, that was my face.
再者 該一邊涼快的人是你 And you're the one who needs to back off.
你... You...
好吧 這套衣服還挺重的 Okay. This thing's kinda heavy.
我起不來了 I can't get up.
君君 君君 怎么啦 你在做什么 Ethan? Ethan, what is going on? What are you doing?
你好 鄧菲太太 Uh, hi, Mrs. Dunphy.
搭把手 Help me up.
不 No.
可別讓我起來 要不我一定... If I could get up, I would--uhh!
快點 莉莉寶貝 跟上 親愛的 Come on, Lily sweetie. Keep up, honey.
-快點 -菲爾 你看起來沒什么精神啊 - Come on. - Phil, you don't look like you're doing very well.
可能是因為剛才在雷鳴山我正式 Maybe because I officially became an old man
體會到了這身老骨頭的脆弱 back there at thunder mountain.
我的天 你好燙啊 Oh, my goodness. You are burning up.
你可能是得流感了 You might have the flu.
我有幾個同事得流感了 A bunch of guys at work had the flu,
我們共享一盒橙汁來著 and we all drink orange juice out of the same carton.
應該用杯子的 We should get cups.
盧克 聽到了嗎 我得流感了 Luke, did you hear that?! I have the flu!
還好那根腌黃瓜咱們沒分著吃 Glad we didn't share that pickle.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
大家伙兒 君君呢 Oh, hey, hey, guys. Where's Ethan?
他還在 去找他朋友去了 Oh, he's staying. He ran into some friends.
但迪蘭被炒掉了 所以... But Dylan got fired, so...
先別抓狂 不過我們得把迪蘭捎回家 Don't freak out. We have to give him a ride home.
還有我們破鏡重圓了 And we're back together.
沒看林肯前 誰都別想走 Hey, no one goes home till we hit the Lincoln thing.
無聊 Yawn.
別做徒勞的反抗 Don't even try to fight it.
我們小時候 他就逼我們看 Yeah, he made us go when we were kids.
來吧各位 這可是機器人總統 Come on, people! It's a robotic president!
愛還來不及 What's not to love?
機器人總統 A robotic president?
我原計劃是 帶克萊爾和米奇爾回家 So my plan was, drive Claire and Mitchell home,
哄他們睡覺后 put them to bed,
給自己倒上一大杯威士忌 pour myself a big tumbler of scotch,
然后跟迪迪說離婚 and tell Dede it was over.
但在回家前 我們又去了一處地方 But on the way out, we made one last stop.
如果我們注定要滅亡 If destruction be our lot,
只有自己 we are ourselves
是自己的掘墓人 must be its author and finisher.
在自由人民組成的國家里 As a nation of free men,
我們必須經歷過種種... we must live through all times...
我不知道怎么回事 I don't know what happened.
可能是機器人林肯說到了男人的責任 Maybe it's what robot Lincoln said about a man's duty
或者是保持聯邦的統一 or keeping the union together.
也可能就是我慫了 Maybe I just chickened out.
但我意識到和我的孩子們在一起 But I realized that staying with my kids
比離開妻子重要得多 was more important than leaving my wife.
這樣的選擇并非適合所有人 Now that's not the right decision for everyone,
但對我來說是絕對明智的 but it was the right decision for me.
憑著這信心 And in that faith,
讓我們至終 let us, to the end,
敢于按照所理解的 dare to do our duty
去盡我們的責任 as we understand it.
于是我堅持到了孩子們長大成人 So I stuck it out until they were grown...
杰 要不要一起洗個鴛鴦浴 Jay, you want to join me in the jacuzzi?
蒼天有眼 苦盡甘來 And the universe rewarded me.
開始咯 Here we go!
爸 來個過山車拳拳碰 Hey, dad, roller coast fist bump.
什么情況 What was that?
肯定酷斃了 Is this gonna be so awesome!
閉上眼睛 感覺更爽 Close your eyes. It make it more fun.
是啊 的確更爽 Oh, yeah. That is more fun.