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神奇海盗团
翻译:
学医真的很苦 吃荔枝的听力嫂子
翻译:
酷爱酱油的bal 婆鬼 野蛮球 V5的潮
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时间轴:
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海盗 除外
晚上好 女士们
海盗们
但是
先生们喝茶么
不
好
女士晕厥
举起手来
不
好
醋
小苏打
嗷嗷嗷
是的
船长
你们疯了么
举起手来
Admiral Collingwo
Collingwood上将参见
Well, Admiral?
噢 我亲爱的上将
Great news, Your Majesty!
好消息 女王陛下
The French are defeated at last.
法国人终于战败了
Also the Russians, the Portuguese,
还有 俄罗斯人 葡萄牙人
the Chinese
中国人
and the Welsh.
还有那些威尔士人 统统战败了
Then our navy rules the ocean.
也就是说我们的海军独霸一方了
Almost entirely, Your Majesty.
差不多了 女王陛下
"Almost"?
差不多
Unfortunately, just here,
这个 呃 很不幸的 就在这个地方
we're still having a little trouble with...
还是有一小撮搞不定的 呃
...pirates.
海盗
What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral?
我的王冠上写着什么 上将
"I hate pirates,"
“我讨厌海盗”
ma'am.
女王陛下
Exactly.
完全正确
Hate them.
我讨厌海盗
With their idiotic shanties!
和他们唱的白痴兮兮的海盗之歌
And their ridiculous hats!
还有他们戴的可笑至极的帽子
And their endless, blasted roaring!
以及他们无休无止的鬼喊鬼叫声
I want them sunk, Admiral!
我要让他们葬身大海 上将
Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me?
把它们统统干掉 碎尸万段后去喂鲨鱼 听见了没有
I hate pirates!
我 讨 厌 海 盗
It's the looting.
是掠宝
It's the cutlasses.
是佩刀
It's the looting!
是掠宝
It's the cutlasses!
是佩刀
Looting!
掠宝
Cutlasses!
佩刀
Looting!
掠宝
Sorry, Captain.
抱歉 船长
We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate.
我们刚刚在讨论做海盗最好的是哪一点
You were, were you?
噢 是吗 嗯
I suggested it might be the looting.
我说做海盗好是因为可以掠夺财宝
Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses.
我觉得是可以佩戴闪亮的短剑
And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases.
我觉得是有机会感染到外来疾病
Well, you're, all of you, wrong.
好吧 你们 所有人 都错了
The best bit about being a pirate
当海盗最大的好处
isn't the looting or the cutlasses.
不是掠宝或是佩刀
It's not the grog or the scurvy.
也不是能酗酒或是得上坏血病
Or the scantily clad mermaids.
以及看到衣不蔽体的小美人鱼们
The best bit about being a pirate
当海盗最好的就是——
is Ham Night!
火腿之夜!
Ham Night!
火腿之夜!
Ham Night!
火腿之夜
Ham!
火腿
On your nose.
在你的鼻子上
Go, Captain. Go, Captain.
来吧 船长 来吧 船长
Hey! Hey!
嗨 嗨
It's like a meat ballet.
这简直是饕餮盛宴
- To Ham Night! - Ham!
-致火腿之夜 -火腿
- And to the Pirate Captain! - Pirate Captain!
-致我们的海盗船长 -海盗船长
Pirate Captain!
海盗船长
How was that, Number Two?
我做的如何 二当家的
You've still got it, Captain.
船长 你还是那么得心应手
I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man.
噢 我的船长他真迷人
Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush.
好了 安静 嘘 嘘 嘘 伙计们 安静下来 嘘
- Lads, lads. - Pirates!
-伙计们 安静了 -海盗们
- It's not all about me. - Don't be modest.
-这些不只是我一人的荣耀 -别谦虚啦
No, no, no.
不是的 不是的
Behind every captain with glittering eyes
在每个拥有迷人双眼
-and a luxuriant beard... - Luxuriant!
-和浓密的胡子的船长背后 -浓密的胡子
That's what it is.
就是这样
...there's a crew of briny rogues.
都有一群忠贞不二的海盗们
Briny rogues!
海上大盗
Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber.
不得不说你们中有人丑得跟海参似的
Will you get away with ya?
吐艳别老提这点了嘛
Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate.
你们中有的人简直能当木头椅子和衣架用了
And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat.
还有的人就是一条戴了帽子的鱼
But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for.
但是你们依然是一位船长眼里最好的船员
Don't forget Polly.
别忘了Polly
And not forgetting, never forgetting...
我不会忘 也绝不可能忘
...Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas.
Polly 是我最爱的 陪伴我纵横七海的可爱小鸟
Come on, girl.
来吧 小乖乖
I love her beady eyes.
我喜欢她的小圆眼儿
Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat?
谁是我们船上披着美丽羽毛的心脏和灵魂呢
Is it you? Is it you?
是你吗 是你吗
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
是你 是你
It's definitely you, isn't it?
就是你
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
没错 就是你
Right. Where was I?
好吧 我刚刚说到哪里了
Ah, yes! Ah, yes.
啊对
Important announcement.
有一件重要的事情要宣布
By order of the Pirate King himself...
根据海盗国王的命令
The Pirate of the Year Awards?
年度海盗大赛
Are you going to...
你又要去
Are you going to enter again?
你又要去参加这个了么
That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate.
没错儿 迷人美丽海盗
I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last...
我知道去年的结果并不如预料得那样
-20 year. -20 years, yeah.
-是过去20年 -没错 20年了
Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years.
没错儿 痛风海盗 是20年了
It might be a bit more. 21, 22...
或许是21年 搞不好有22年了呢
Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you.
嗯 是的 没错 谢谢你 衷心感谢
- You were very good, though. - Shush!
-你已经非常出色了 -嘘
The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win.
关键问题在于 每次只要我参加了 我都会输掉
So by the sheer law of maths...
如果按照数学上的规律理论
Maths.
数学
...I must have a really good chance this time.
这次我赢的概率会非常大
Are you with me, lads?
伙计们 要不要和我一起去冲击大奖
Yes! This can only end brilliantly.
当然 这次一定会赢得很漂亮
Then let's go plundering!
现在一起去掠夺吧
Land ho!
大陆
Blood Island.
血色岛屿
So-called because it's the exact shape of some blood.
这么叫它是因为这个岛长成了一滩血的样子
Yeah!
耶
Excuse me. Mind out.
抱歉啊 借过
Captain coming through.
海盗船长来了
Thank you very much.
非常感谢
Thank you.
谢谢你
One Pirate of the Year entry form, if you please.
请给我一张年度海盗评选参赛表
Thank you.
谢谢你
Now, let's see.
好的 让我看一下
"Booty"?
“战利品”?
Oh, yes.
哦 当然有
"Roaring." Check.
“嗓音” 当然
Shanties.
海盗之歌
I shall put "rousing."
唔 应该选择奋发昂扬的
"Beard"?
“胡子”?
Luxuriant.
茂密的
Obviously.
显而易见
Do you think I should sign it in blood?
要不要用血来签字啊
Make it more dramatic?
Might be a bit on the showy side.
或许这样会让人觉得太浮夸
Bit too much. You might be right.
画蛇添足了 好吧 也许你是对的
Pirate Captain.
海盗船长
You can't lose, Captain.
你不会输的 船长
I'd bet my face.
我用我的颜面打赌
Well, thank you, Albino Pirate.
啊 谢谢你 白化病海盗
You're a shoo-in, sir.
这次比赛你一定十拿九稳了 船长
Sure, there's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you.
没错 在纵横七海的海盗中 没谁可以与你相提并论的
Lock up your daughters!
看紧你们的女儿咯
It's me, Peg-Leg Hastings!
是我 木腿Hastings
Back from plunderin' the Spanish Main.
我从西班牙海赶过来 满载而归呐
Good grief.
噢我的天呐
And I reckon this will make me Pirate of the Year.
我想这足以让我获得年度海盗大奖了吧
Don't worry, sir. He's all flash and no bang.
大家别担心 他总是这样雷声大雨点小
Cutlass Liz.
弯刀Liz
The Butcher of Barbados.
她可是巴巴多斯的女屠夫
Hello, boys.
嗨 帅哥们
You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful.
估计你们都在想 我的杀伤力是否依然与我的美貌成正比
Well, I am.
事实上正是如此
Hello, Cutlass, you trollop.
好啊 Liz 你个小荡妇
Peg-Leg, you pile of squid bait.
木腿Hastings 你个小贱人
Check it out, lubbers.
傻逼们 给你们开开眼
The world's biggest diamond.
这是世界上最大的钻石
That baby's got my name on it.
年度海盗大奖我赢定了
She doesn't even have a beard.
她连胡子都没有的
Sweet Neptune's briny pants.
噢 额滴那个海王涅普顿神啊
Black Bellamy.
黑鬼Bellamy
Roar!
吼吼
Read it and weep, ya coves!
准备哭得屁滚尿流吧 凡人们
That's right, Black Bellamy is gonna be Pirate of the Year.
没错 我黑鬼Bellamy会成为冠军
Again.
再度夺魁
How are you? Good to see you.
你好啊美女 见到你真好
Grog for everybody!
我请大家喝酒
Grog for everybody!
好耶 喝酒
Wow, we are rubbish compared to them, aren't we?
哇哦 和他们相比 我们简直是一群垃圾
Perhaps we should be off, sir.
船长 我想我们还是走吧
Yes.
是的
Yes, yes, good point.
是啊 是啊 说的对
I just remembered, actually, I have some very important
我刚刚才想起来 我实际上还有
bits of rope I need to untangle.
一些 呃 绳子没解
Thank you.
谢谢
Well, if it isn't the Pirate Captain.
哎哟 这不是海盗船长么
Hello, Bellamy. Cutlass. Peg-Leg.
你们好啊 黑鬼Bellamy 弯刀Liz 木腿Hastings
Didn't notice you come in.
我都没注意你们来了
The beard's looking great, my man.
亲爱的 你的胡子长得还不错
And I see that you're more wanted than ever.
而且我发现你的“身价”也略有提升
Come on, everybody, be nice. Give him a break.
伙计们 别这样 对他客气点 让他放松放松
Bring it down a little bit. All right.
别笑得那么大声嘛
Seriously, Captain,
海盗船长 说正经的
how's the pirating business treating you?
你的海盗生意最近做得怎么样啊
Yeah, yeah, brilliantly, brilliantly. Thanks for asking.
啊 很好 非常好 谢谢你的关心
Treasure coming out of my eyeballs.
算得上是财富滚滚而来啊
Taken to washing my hair in 50-pound notes.
多到我都能用纸币洗头了
Really?
真的么
If you've got so much booty,
要是你真有那么多战利品
then how come you're still sailing that old wreck?
那你干嘛还总是开着你那艘小破船
Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know,
啊 那个 我很想留下来和你们叙旧 但是 你懂的
places to pillage, people to... People to skewer.
我还要忙着杀人放火 打家劫舍 要先走一步了
Come on!
老天啊
That is disgusting.
这真恶心
Wait a minute.
等等
Captain, what is this?
海盗船长 这是什么呀
- What? - Captain?
-啊 -船长
That's nothing. Could I possibly have that back?
这个什么都不是 你能不能把它给我
- Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. - Thank you.
-等等 等等 你别那么心急嘛 -谢谢你
"Pirate of the Year"?
年度海盗大赛
You're entering Pirate of the Year?
你要参加年度海盗大赛
No, no, no, no, no.
不不不 不是这样的
- Yes.- Again?
-好吧 没错 -又来参加
Yes!
是的
Come on. Listen, did they change the rules?
天呐 是不是评选规则改变了啊
I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty.
我的意思是 我一直以为这个奖是颁给战利品最多的海盗的
Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
莫非现在比的是谁的鹦鹉最胖么
She is not fat. She's just big-boned.
她才不胖 她只是骨骼大
She's fat, dude.
她的确很胖 兄弟
Yeah, go on. Go on, then, laugh.
好吧 你们继续吧 尽情地笑吧
Everyone laugh.
你们都笑我好了
Ignore them, Captain. It's not worth it.
船长 别鸟他们 不值得
The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper, anyway.
反正奖杯跟你的墙纸颜色不搭调
You'll see, you'll see.
你们 你们等着瞧
I will be Pirate of the Year.
我一定会拿到年度海盗大奖的
Yes.
没错
And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces.
Yes.
哼
And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do.
相信我 你们会发现那会有多痛苦
Come on, lads.
兄弟们 我们走
Well...
好吧
All right, now listen up, you coves.
好的 现在听我的 海盗们
All right, now listen up, you coves.
好的 现在听我的 海盗们
'We'll show those swabs a thing or two about pirating.
就让我们给世人展示下何谓真正的海盗吧
There's still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty.
现在还有时间去掠夺更多的财宝
I can practically taste that trophy!
我都能嗅到大奖的气味了
Trophy! Trophy! Trophy!
大奖 大奖 大奖
Captain! Sail off the port bow!
船长 往船头左舷方向行驶
Let's get after her, Number Two.
啊哈 追上她吧 二当家的
Aye, aye, sir.
遵命船长
Clap on all sail!
起帆
Royals and topgallants!
上桅帆柱
Release those gallants!
放下主帆
Fire those long things that go bang.
用那些长长的会嘣嘣响的东西开火
Fire cannons four and six!
四号和六号大炮准备开火
Eat cannonball, lubbers.
等着吃炮弹吧 小样儿
Here we go, lads! Look and learn.
我上了 伙计们 看着我 悠着点学
Go get 'em, Pirate Captain!
海盗船长 把他们拿下
Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain.
不许动 我是海盗船长
And I'm here for your gold.
快把金子交出来
Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I'd give my right arm for some gold.
金子 老家伙 这是瘟疫隔离船 要金子没有 要右手臂有一条
Or my left.
或者左臂也行 哼
Right, lads.
好的 兄弟们
Minor hiccup, that last one.
刚才是军事演习
This time,
这次
it's payday!
才是好戏正式开演
I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold.
我是海盗船长 快把金子交出来
Geography field trip.
这是地理课实地考察船
I'm the Pirate Captain, and...
我是海盗船长 我来
Naturists.
我们是裸体主义者
Pirate Captain. Blah, blah, blah, blah, gold.
我是海盗船长blablablablabla 上金子
Ghost ship.
这是幽灵船
Sorry.
对不起
Captain, we've sighted another ship, sir.
船长 我们又发现了一艘船
That's nice.
不错啊
Do you want to give the order to attack?
要不要下令攻击
No, not really, Number Two. No, I think I've...
哦不 二当家的 我觉得
Think I had enough of piracy.
我当海盗当厌了
I'm hanging up my cutlass.
我打算金盆洗手了
Captain, no!
哦船长 别这样
Yeah, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes, actually.
事实上我觉得我应该转行去做婴儿服生意
What?
啥
I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because
我听说卖婴儿服可容易赚钱了
babies grow so fast.
因为小孩长得很快
No, but you can't. I mean, the crew...
但 你 你不能离开 我的意思是 船员们
They'd... They'd be lost without you.
就会觉得少了主心骨
What was I thinking, Number Two?
我当时是怎么想的 二当家的
Pirate of the Year?
年度海盗大奖
Me?
就凭我这样的?
Look at the trophy cabinet.
看看我的奖章柜
Best Anecdote About a Squid.
就只有“有关乌贼的奇闻异事”奖
I mean, that is all I've got to show for my entire career.
Pirate of the Year?
It's just commercialized nonsense.
Real piracy isn't about trophies.
It's about fighting up staircases backwards.
It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth.
Beard glossiness!
And think about all the adventures we've had.
Our adventure with Aztecs.
Our adventure with that pig.
Our adventure with...
Okay, maybe not the librarians. But the fun we've had.
And what about the shanties?
Well, I mean... People would miss my shanties.
And the running people through.
Well, I... I do enjoy running people through.
Enjoy it? You're brilliant at it!
You're a brine-soaked terror of the high seas!
Do you think so, Number Two?
Everyone does!
You're more of a pirate than Black Bellamy or any of them.
You're a real pirate.
That's why the crew,
they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham.
Why do you think they all
got that tattoo? Come on.
What do you say?
Arrr!
By Neptune, where's that ship?
This is the one, lads!
Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard!
Well, don't just sit there like lemons!
Hoist the flag!
Standard, sir?
Or extra gruesome?
Extra gruesome!
Let's make their gizzards shake.
Journal of Charles Darwin.
Day 93 aboard the Beagle.
I have, today, discovered a new kind of barnacle,
which I have categorized in the order of Pygophora.
I'll never get a girlfriend. lam so unhappy.
And now I'm being attacked by pirates.
Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold.
I haven't got any gold.
No gold, eh?
Then what, might I ask, is this?
It's a baboon's kidney.
Is it?
And what about this?
It's another baboon's kidney.
We searched the hold, Captain.
And?
Just creatures.
Bits of creatures in jars.
And an unhappy-looking baboon.
What kind of ship is this?
We're a...
Well, we were a scientific expedition.
Charles Darwin, at your service, sir.
For pity's sake!
Is it so much to ask? Is it?
I just want one tiny bit of success!
One teensy weensy bit of respect from my peers
just once in my life!
Is that such a crime?
Is it?
- No? - No!
No.
But you try telling that to the universe.
Just once, just once for things to go right.
Just... Just once.
So, are we done here?
Dear Diary,
about to meet a watery grave.
It's nothing personal, you understand.
It's just... It's been a tough week,
and a good plank walk usually cheers him up.
Will die without reaching second base with a lady.
Get on with it!
Today's weather:
inclement.
- Stop! - Now what?
Last request, is it? Do we have to grant those?
Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to?
- But that bird! - My parrot?
She's just big-boned!
No, she's not. I mean... I mean, she's not a parrot.
Not a parrot?
What's he on about, old girl?
She's... She's...
She's the scientific discovery of our age!
She's a...
Sorry. It's just,
that's my favorite bit.
A dodo, you say?
They've been extinct for 150 years.
To find one alive today, it's quite incredible.
Well, clever old girl. Not going extinct.
If I might be so bold, I would be prepared
to pay you 10 pounds for your Polly.
Polly's not for sale.
Ten pound.
She's one of the family.
She's like an auntie.
With a beak.
Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles.
Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat.
Come on, little dodo.
It's such a missed opportunity.
If I could've presented her
in London to the Royal Society at their annual science show...
No question of that, I'm afraid.
- She'd have been an absolute sensation. - Yeah, well, can't be helped.
And of course a shoo-in for the top prize.
Prize?
For best scientific discovery. Yes.
This prize,
-valuable, is it? - Valuable?
It's priceless.
Untold riches.
- Captain... - No, no, no, no.
I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty.
But, Captain, London?
The home of Queen Victoria,
mortal enemy of pirates everywhere?
We'll end up hanged at Execution Dock.
We laugh in the face of danger, remember?
- I don't. - I don't really like danger at all.
Captain, do you remember the little talk we had?
The one about whether pigs are actually a type of fruit?
No.
The one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes
that end in us facing certain death.
You heard the man, Number Two.
"Untold riches."
Here's the plan.
We go to London, Polly wins this science show thingy,
we take the prize money, I enter Pirate of the Year, I win!
Bingo!
- But, Captain, I'm not sure... - It can't fail.
And besides, look at her little face.
I sure want to win that science prize.
Squawk!
Bravo, Captain!
I see you're a man of vision!
Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours?
A week tomorrow.
Confound it!
You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us,
but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain.
Is that a fact?
Well, blow me down.
I dare, you could learn something from this fine fellow, Number Two.
London Town.
The most romantic city in the world.
"Queen Victoria
"welcomes you to London."
That's nice.
Perhaps she's not so bad after all.
Well, don't look so worried, Number Two.
Pirates are always visiting London.
Turn back!
This is the fate of pirates here!
Is that Scarlett Morgan?
Pirate Captain.
Goodness me!
I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar.
Yes. I could've sworn they were girls.
You're looking well, Morgan.
Yeah, lost a bit of weight.
What are you up to these days?
You know, this and that.
Yeah, just gonna enter a science competition, actually.
- Good luck with that. - Yeah, thanks, thanks.
No, no, wait, wait!
Turn back!
Turn back.
- Sorry. - No!
Look what you've done to me boat. Look at the state of it.
I hope you've got some insurance, 'cause I...
Right, then. We'll be off.
I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show.
Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly.
- You? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science.
But you can't. I mean,
the streets of London are no place for pirates.
Pirates? What pirates?
Nobody here but us Girl Guides.
Yes!
I've got a badge for looting.
We're not really Girl Guides. It's us, the pirates.
We're masters of disguise.
How ingenious.
But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night.
Perhaps at my house.
- Captain, I really think... - Good plan, Chuck.
Be fun to see how you boffin types live.
Well, come on. Taxi!
Evening, Officer.
Hidey-ho, ladies.
London smells like Grandma.
Whoa.
Here we are.
Home, sweet home.
You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles?
People who live alone are always serial killers.
Sweet Neptune on a bike!
Don't mind Mr. Bobo.
- Just an old project of mine. - Project?
Yeah, I had this theory.
I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle
and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ass,
then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a...
A man-panzee, if you will.
Bold theory.
I don't like the monkey.
But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny.
He's not a patch on Polly here.
Anyhow, big day tomorrow.
We all need our rest.
Let me show you to your room, Captain.
Right behind you, Chuck.
Now, here's the plan.
You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep,
then sneak into his room and...
Captain.
It's... It's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good.
Honestly, Number Two, what's got into you?
Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches,
and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow.
- Yes, but... - No, no, no. Not another word.
A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep.
Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off?
That's lovely. Now, that is lovely. Can you do the shiver a timber?
And just chuck in a few gulls, would you?
Ladies and gentlemen, our winner.
Give it up for the Pirate Captain!
Congratulations, Pirate Captain.
Nobody deserves this more than you.
Thanks, Cutlass.
And that beard of yours,
it drives me
crazy.
Give it here.
Give it back, Bellamy, it's mine!
No, give it back.
Neptune's navel!
Come back here, you lubber.
Stop, thief!
I'll take that.
Not so fast, my friend.
Number Two!
Number Two, are you all right?
Unhand that dodo!
Evening, Captain.
Number Two!
We're under attack!
Abandon ship!
Hello, Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf!
Come back here, Mysterious Shadowy Figure!
Faster! Faster!
Got you! Are you all right, girl?
Captain! I mean, what's going on?
Don't play the innocent.
You and your hench-monkey tried to steal Polly.
Steal Polly? Dear me, no, you're mistaken.
Then how do you explain this?
Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it?
Is it?
Some jealous rival scientist
must have tried to make off with the dodo.
Well, that explains everything.
Captain, please, let's go.
Polly's not safe in London.
I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly.
Nothing is going to happen to Polly.
She'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me.
Now, come on, we can't keep that prize waiting.
Anyone got a towel?
Nice going, banana butt.
Now this briny buffoon is gonna grab all the glory.
It's a disaster.
It's...
Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain.
You can't go in.
It's strictly scientists only, you see.
I'll just have to present Polly
myself.
We're not really scientists. It's us, the pirates.
See? Masters of disguise.
But where's Polly?
That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in, Charles.
- Pardon? - I am keeping her hidden.
That shadowy figure could be anywhere.
Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises,
I am also a master of hiding things.
Right, lads, let's show these boffins what's what.
But, Captain.
- Really, I... - Hello!
We're here for the science show.
We're scientists.
That's a pipette, this is Charles Darwin,
and I am the Scientist Captain.
If you're a scientist, name three elements.
Well, let's see now.
There's... There's gold, ham...
...and
the tears of a mermaid.
Yeah, two out of three. Close enough First on your left.
The balloon of my airship contains
-20,000 cubic feet of hydrogen gas. - Excuse me.
Sorry.
Just here, you will notice the open log fire
to ensure a comfortable temperature at higher altitudes.
Captain?
Captain, Captain, please.
You can't possibly appear on stage without Polly.
Patience, Charles. All in good time.
Excuse me. Sorry.
- Sorry. - Idiot!
- Just a tick. - But, Captain...
How on earth did...
My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and cartography.
But mostly,
it's for looking down ladies' tops.
Ingenious.
Captain, I really, really think
it would be best if I take over from here.
There's a certain manner in which these things are conduc...
Nonsense, Chuck.
What this science stuff needs is a bit of showmanship!
Look, it's the captain.
Captain! Captain!
Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks,
prepare to be confounded.
Prepare to be amazed.
Prepare to...
Wait a second. What's this?
What's this?
Stop!
I am the world's leading doctor,
and I declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half.
Dr. Albino,
are you saying that those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately,
in case the sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery
should cause their hearts to explode?
I am.
Well, science lovers, you have been warned.
This is our most educational adventure ever.
Back from the dead.
Back from beyond the grave.
Back to astound you all.
The ninth wonder of the world.
She's traveled halfway across the globe to be here tonight.
Here's Polly!
It's a dodo.
By Jove.
That is astounding!
An actual dodo!
Makes electricity look like a pile of crap.
The Royal Society's prize
for best scientific discovery...
I hope it's not a check.
...Is awarded to...
Have you any idea what the sterling-doubloon
exchange rate is these days?
...the Scientist Captain.
Thank you, thank you.
You're too kind.
Please stop. Enough. Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that it?
Oh, no.
- Good. - You also get
this leather-bound set of encyclopedias.
Excuse me just one moment. Thank you.
Okay, Chuck.
Now, I like encyclopedias as much as the next man,
but they're not exactly gonna help me win Pirate of the Year, are they?
Where's the booty?
Booty? What booty?
The prize! The "untold riches," remember?
Perhaps I didn't explain.
It's not all about money.
No, the real prize is...
Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India,
Ruler of the Kingdom of Java...
-...a personal audience with... -...Defender of the Faith,
- Queen Victoria! - Queen Victoria
herself.
Scientist Captain,
congratulations.
What a tremendous discovery.
Your... Your Majesty.
And who are these charming fellows?
- Well, this is my crew. - By which he means lab assistant crew.
Yes, yes. I'm using "crew" in the street sense.
Yo.
And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty.
I helped find the dodo.
Yes, whatever.
But where has your delightful creature disappeared to?
Resting, ma'am. Hidden away.
I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid.
In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see.
Sinister forces?
Dear.
Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace
where Polly would be quite safe.
Perhaps we could
take her off your hands.
I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question.
But she'd have a lovely time.
There are guinea pigs and a donkey.
No, no, I couldn't, ma'am.
Not even for little old me?
No, no, no, I'm afraid not, ma'am.
No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate
than his trusted dodo.
She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat.
Did you say...
..."pirate"?
Pirate? No, no, no, no, no.
Scientist.
Yes, good old, good old science. Can't get enough of it.
Mixing stuff together.
You know, test tube tubing and Bunsen burning.
See?
He's no scientist!
He's a Girl Guide!
He's no Girl Guide!
- He's a pirate! - Pirate!
Hang on, hang on.
There's been some kind of mistake. Some...
Some silly mistake. 'Whoa, laddies!
Stop, stop. I can explain.
Your Majesty.
He's hidden the dodo.
If you chop his head off now,
we might never find out where.
Wait a mo.
One doesn't know why.
Perhaps it's his luxuriant beard or his gleaming teeth
or the way he smells faintly of coconuts.
But we have taken a shine to this pirate.
Do you have a name, pirate captain?
They call me the Pirate Captain.
Well, Pirate Captain,
we hereby pardon you of your piratical crimes.
You will stay in London, Pirate Captain,
and entertain us with your stories and your wit.
And especially
your dear little dodo.
Hell's barnacles.
Can we please get out of here now?
That was a bit close for comfort, Number Two.
I will get you the dodo, Your Majesty.
See that you do, Mr. Darwin.
Captain?
Captain! Captain!
Hurry up, lads, chop-chop.
Let's get back to sea where we belong.
Ave, aye, Captain!
I told you coming to London was a bad idea.
The sooner I get the smell of brine in my...
Captain!
Whoa!
You're not leaving, surely?
I most certainly am.
You've let me down badly, Charles.
Look! Look!
- Also, to be frank... - Captain...
...your nose is too small for your face.
But you're the toast of London Town.
I say, look at that.
They've really captured my eyes.
We were hoping you might come out for a little
celebration before you go.
We don't want to miss the tide, Captain.
- No, no, no. Quite right, quite right. - Captain,
do join us, please?
I'll just stop for a quick one. Rude to refuse.
- But it's Ham Night. - I'll be 20 minutes.
Half an hour tops.
Just get her... Get her warmed up without me.
Aren't we going yet?
But what about winning the Pirate of the Year
and showing all those other captains that he's not a loser?
You-hoo! Come along, Captain.
Captain...
- Cheers! - Good evening.
Thank you. Thank you so very much.
- Captain... - And your name is?
Miss Jane Austen.
And that, and that is why, in a straight fight,
a shark would probably beat a Dracula.
Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books.
Pirate Captain, you are a born raconteur.
So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over.
You've all been terribly kind.
Do run along.
Another drink, Captain?
Cheers, Chuck.
I say, you're not
-related in some way, are you? - Pardon?
It's just you, sort of...
Well, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Cheers.
Do you know what I've discovered, Charles?
The friends you make after you've become famous
are better, truer friends
than the ones you've had for years beforehand.
So very wise.
But the lads will think I'm a fool.
No. A fool, you?
You're an intellectual giant.
我的意思是 我的职业生涯 不过就这么点谈资
年度海盗大奖
只不过是一个毫无意义的商业活动罢了
真正的海盗从不需要奖章去证明自己
真正的海盗 要体验过腹背受敌
还要用嘴里的刀子来放下风帆
当然 还有胡子的光泽度
回想一下我们出生入死的经历吧
和阿兹台克人的历险
和那头肥猪在的历险
还有那个
好吧 也许图书馆那个不太合适 但想想我们一起的快乐
想想你的海盗之歌吧
呃 我想 人们会我的海盗之歌的
还有那刺穿人体的快感
哦 我很享受刺穿人体的感觉
享受 你简直是拿手
你是整个大海最让人畏惧的海盗
二当家的 你真是这么觉得吗
每个人都这么认为
你比黑鬼Bellamy他们中任何一个都更胜一筹
你才是真正的海盗
这就是为什么所有船员
对你的爱仅次于火腿之夜
不然他们怎么会
都有那个纹身 拜托
你怎么说
嗷嗷嗷
快告诉我 那艘船在哪里
兄弟们 势在必行了
一二不过三 这次一定会成功
快 不要给我傻站在那里
升起海盗旗
船长 用标准版的吗
还是加强版
当然是加强版的
来吧 让他们颤抖吧
达尔文日记
在Beagle号上的第93天
今天我发现了一种新型藤壶
我已把它归类于有肛目里
我肯定找不到女盆友了 真是叫人桑心
现在我正在遭受海盗的袭击
不许动 我是海盗团长 交出你的金子来
我没有金子
没金子
那么我问你 这是什么
这是狒狒的肾
是吗 好吧
那这个是什么
那是狒狒的另一只肾
我们搜过船舱了 船长
结果呢
只有一些生物
一些装在瓶子里的生物体
和一只看上去不太高兴的狒狒
这是艘什么船
这 呃
这是艘科学考察船
Charles Darwin（达尔文） 愿意为您效劳 阁下
苍天啊
我要的难道很多吗 啊
我只是想到得到一次小小的成功
那样 我就能从同行那能得到一些小小的小小的尊重
只要一次
那有错吗
有吗
-没错 -当然没有错
是没错
噢 但是我的祈求鬼才听得见
一次 我只求让一切顺利一次
只要 一次
所以 呃 这算是结束了么
亲爱的日记
我将要葬身鱼腹
你明白吗 这不是针对你
只是这周船长运气太衰了
让人跳一次木板 通常会让他开心起来
我将要这样死去 带着还没有和一个妞上过二垒的遗憾
快动手啊
今天的天气
狂风暴雨
-等一下 -又怎么了
最后的祈求 我们有必要同意么
我们有没有签署什么人权维护协议
-那只鸟 -我的鹦鹉
她只是骨骼大
不 她不大 我的意思是 她不是只鹦鹉
不是鹦鹉
亲爱的 他在说什么
她 她是
她是本世纪最大的科学发现
她
对不起 只是
我最喜欢这种环节了
你说这是一只渡渡鸟
他们已经灭绝了150年了
今天却还能找到一只活的 这实在是难以置信
啊 聪明的姑娘 从灭绝中活了下来
冒昧问一句 我愿意
出10英镑买下你的Polly
Polly是不卖的
10英磅
她可是我们的家庭成员
她就像我们的阿姨
一个有鸟嘴的阿姨
Charles 我很遗憾那些都是事实
Polly 就像是这艘船上的心脏和灵魂
过来 小渡渡鸟
那这样子你会错失绝佳机会的
如果我能在伦敦英国皇家学会举办的
年度科学展览上展览她
没门儿啊亲 我很遗憾
-她将会造成绝对的轰动 -哦 是吗 也没门儿
你也将十拿九稳地赢得最高奖赏
奖赏
是的 最佳科学发现奖
这个奖 是不是
-很值钱的 -哪仅仅是值钱
那可是无价之宝
不可估量的的财富
-船长 -不不不不
我 我在想 是不是我之前太草率了
但是 船长 去伦敦
维多利亚女王的老窝
那儿到处都是海盗们不共戴天的敌人
我们会在码头上被实行绞刑的
切 记得么 危险面前我们该仰天大笑
-我不记得了 -我真的一点也不喜欢危险
船长 你还记得我们曾有的一次小对话吗
有关猪是否也是水果中的一种吗
不是
不是的
有关我们如何避免轻率决定
以免遭受死亡的威胁
你也听到那个人说的了 二当家
“不可估量的财富”
就这么计划
我们去伦敦 Polly赢得那个什么科学奖
我们取得奖金 我进入年度海盗评选 然后获胜
偶耶
-但是船长 我并不确定 -我们不会输的
而且 看看这可爱的小脸
我想赢得科技奖嘤
呱呱呱
太精彩了 船长
我就知道你是一个有远见的人
那么Charle 科技展什么时候开始
一周后的明天
啊 可恶
瞧 我们可以一路顺风到达目的地
但是倒霉的是这片海域有着无比讨厌的海怪
我想 他们只是用来装饰地图的 船长
真的吗
矮油 原来如此啊
你真应该跟这家伙学学 二当家的
伦敦城
世界上最最浪漫的城市
维多利亚女王
欢迎你来到伦敦
太霉好了
或许她没有传说中的那么恐怖
矮油 表摆出一张愁云惨淡的脸嘛 二当家的
海盗一直在光顾伦敦
回头是岸啊
这就是海盗在这里的下场
那边的是Scarlett Morgan不
海盗船长
我不是眼花吧
在马达加斯加之后就再也没见到你了
哈 是啊是啊 我还真以为那两个是女孩呢
你看起来不错嘛 Morgan
是啊 瘦了一点
你最近怎么样啊
你知道的 这这那那的一些事
事实上正在准备参加一个科技展呢
-祝你好运 -哈 谢啦 谢啦
不 不 等等 等等
回头
回头吧
-对不住 -噢不
瞧瞧你都对我的船做了什么 都成什么样了
但愿你买保险了 因为我
那么 我们下船吧
明天展览一结束我就带她回来
别蠢了Charles 将由我来介绍Polly
-你 -恩哼 没错
我一直很想试试涉足科学领域
但 你不能去 我是说
海盗在伦敦的街头没有存活之地啊
海盗 海盗是神马
这里除了女童子军什么都没有
没错
我还有个抢劫徽章呢
但我们不是真的女童子军 我们是海盗
海盗是伪装大师
太 神奇了
无论如何 船长 今天晚上我们得有个地方休息
我家怎么样
-船长 我真的觉得 -好主意Chuck
去看看科研人员是如何生活的 一定很有趣
快点啊 的士
晚上好 警官
晚桑好 女士们
伦敦闻起来有股奶奶的味道
哇哦
我们到了
家 甜美的家
你没有带过什么女人回来吧 Charles
独居人往往都是连环杀手
我了个海神涅普顿啊
别介意 这是BOBO先生
-着不过是个老项目 -项目
我有个理论
我认为倘若给只猴子一个单片眼镜
并且用衣服挡住他的又大又丑的屁股
那么他将不再是一只猴子 而变成一个
类人猿 之类的
好大胆的理论
我不喜欢这猴子
不过老实说 一只猴子才10便士
跟Polly根本没法比
总之 明天都是无比重要的一天
我们都要好好休息
我带你去你的房间 船长.
悉听尊便 Chuck
计划是这样的
你知道该怎么做 让那个胡子白痴睡着了
你就溜进他的房间
船长
Darwin这个人 船长 我确定他不是个善茬
拜托 二当家的 你到底咋啦
多亏了他 我们就要得到大笔挥之不尽的财富了
而你却在这不停的说他的坏话
-但是 -别别别 别说了
未来的年度海盗需要一个美容觉
你可以学一下海上的声音让我睡着么
不错 嗯哼真不错 要是还有木头的吱嘎声就更美了
再加些海鸥叫 谢谢
女士们 先生们 有请胜出者
掌声欢迎海盗船长
恭喜 海盗船长
没有谁比你更值得赢得这个奖了
谢谢 Cutlass
还有你的胡子
真让我
疯狂
还给我
还给我 这是我的Bellamy
还给我
死小偷
给我还回来 你这个混蛋
别跑 小偷
给我吧你
高兴太早了 朋友
二当家的
二当家的你还好么
放开我家渡渡鸟
晚上好 船长
二当家的
我们被袭击了
快弃船
你好啊 船长 围巾海盗
给我回来 你这个影子怪胎
快 快
接住了 美女 你还好不
船长 我是说 出什么事了
别装傻了
你和你的小丑猴子试图偷走Polly
偷走Polly 天杀的 不不不 你错怪我了
那 你如何解释 这个
我想 出了什么事很明显 对吧
是吗
肯定是某些嫉妒的对手科学家
想偷走渡渡鸟
噢 那就解释了一切了
船长求你了 我们走吧
Polly在伦敦不安全
如果Polly出了什么事 我一定无法承受
Polly不会有事的
她不会有事的 交给我吧
快点 我们可不能错过这次的大奖
谁有毛巾咩
真是个好开始 香蕉控
现在这个浑身湿咸的混蛋准备夺走我所有的荣耀
太不幸了
真是
有个坏消息 船长
您不能进去
只允许科学家进场 你看
那就只能由我来展示
Polly了
我们不是真的科学家 我们是海盗
看 我们是变脸大师
那 Polly在哪
现在不是你该知道的时候 Charles
-什么 -我把她藏起来了
危机无处不在
幸运的是 我可不仅仅只是个变装专家
我还是个藏东西的专家
好了 伙计们 去给这些家伙们点颜色看看
但是船长
-说真的 我 -你好
我们是来参加科技展览的
我们是科学家
这是个滴管 这位是 Charles Darwin
我是 科学家船长
如果你真的是科学家 说出三种元素
让我看看
有 金子 火腿
和
美人鱼的眼泪
唔 三个对两个 差不多了 左手第一个房间
我的飞艇包含了
-20 000立方英尺的氢气 -抱歉
打扰了
这里 你会注意到有一个开放式的壁炉
以确保在高空区域温度的舒适
船长
船长 船长 求你了
你不能在没有Polly的情况下直接上场
Charles耐心点 时机正好
你在说什么 打扰了
-打扰了 -尼玛
-一会会 -但是 船长
他到底是怎么
我的飞艇将掀起气象和制图领域学的一场革命
但 最最好的一点是
我们可以在高处看见女人的胸了
太高明了
船长 我真的真的觉得
从现在由我来接手更合适
讲解这些东西都是需要专业的
胡说八道 Chuck
这门科学需要的是 一些 作秀
快看 船长出来了
船长 船长
科学家们 书呆子们 怪胎们
准备惭愧吧
准备惊讶吧
准备好
等等 这是什么
这个 是什么
停
我是一位世界知名的医生
我在此声明你的科研成果将会震惊全世界
白化病医生
噢 你是说那些神经衰弱的人
应该立刻离场
以免被我的发现吓出心脏病
是的
那么 各位科学爱好者 可不要说我没有警告你们哟
这将会是我们最有趣的一次历险
浴火重生
墓下归来
归来震慑世人哟
世界第九大奇迹
今晚 她飞越了半个地球只为来此
下面 就是见证奇迹的时刻
是渡渡鸟
额滴神咧
太棒了
货真价实的渡渡鸟
相比起来电力学简直就是一坨渣
英国皇家学会将
最佳科学发现奖
最好别是一张支票
获奖的是
你知道纯银的达布隆(古西班牙金币)
这几天的汇率是多少么
科学家 船长
谢谢 太谢谢了
你们太好了
够了啦 谢谢
谢谢
欸 就这个啊
噢 不
-那就好 -你还的到了
这些皮革封面的百科全书一套
不好意思 离开下 借过
好吧 Chuck
我很喜欢这套天杀的百科全书
但一堆破书并不能够帮我获得年度海盗奖 对吧
财宝在哪
财宝 什么财宝
奖品 不可估量的财富 记起来了吗
噢 或许我没有明说
不是所有的奖励都是和钱挂钩的
真正的奖励是
无比尊严的 高贵的 印度帝皇
兼爪哇群岛的统治者
-与她的亲密接触 -受万人敬仰的
-维多利亚女皇 -维多利亚女皇
女皇本尊
科学家船长
恭喜你
一个多么伟大的发现
陛 陛下
这些迷人的小伙子们都是谁
-他们是我的船员 -意思就是实验室里的助手
没错 我喜欢用嘻哈风称呼我的助手们
哟
我是 Charles Darwin 女王陛下
是我帮助发现的渡渡鸟
随便啦
你那令人愉快的小发现到哪去了
休息了 夫人 我把她藏了起来
恐怕她只在重大的场合出现
以免她发生不测 您知道
发生不测
老天
那么宫里正好有一个非常好的地方
可以保障Polly的绝对安全
没准我们可以
替你保管
抱歉陛下 这是不可能的
她在那里会很开心的
那里有豚鼠 还有驴
不 不可以 陛下
就算素瓦也不可以咩
不不不 陛下 恐怕 不
对于海盗来说
没有什么比渡渡鸟更重要的了
她是整艘船的心脏与灵魂
你刚刚说
海盗
海盗 不不不不 没有
科学家
一个 永远不会满足的 好科学家
混合各种药品做实验 那种
对吧 试管 油管 本生灯
看到没
他不是科学家
他是个女童子军
她不是女童子军
-他是个海盗
冷静 冷静
这里面有些误会
有些 小误会啊 陛下
等等 等等 我可以解释
尊敬的陛下
他藏着渡渡鸟
如果您现在砍了他的头
我们可能永远找不到它在哪了
等一下
不知为什么
也许是他繁茂的胡须或是他的獠牙
或者是他身上依稀的椰子味
总之我现在有点喜欢上这个船长了
你有名字么 海盗船长
他们就叫我海盗船长
好吧 海盗船长
我们特此原谅你作海盗的罪行
你可以继续呆在伦敦 海盗船长
还可以用你的故事和智趣 来供我们消遣娱乐
尤其是
你亲爱的小渡渡鸟
真是惊险
我们现在可以离开这儿了么拜托
这简直是太悬了 二当家
我会给您拿到渡渡鸟 陛下
最好如此 Darwin先生
船长
船长 船长
快点 伙计们 快 快
让我们回到大海 我们真正所属的地方
明白 明白 船长
我告诉过你来伦敦是个坏主意
现在我越早得到海水的味道
船长
喔哦
你不会就这么离开了吧
我就是要离开了
你令我失望 Charles
看 看
-此外 坦白的说 -船长
你的鼻子对于你的脸来说太小了
但你是伦敦城的红人啊
噢 看看这个
他们把我画得真不错
我们希望 你会来参加一个小小的
临走前的庆典
我们不想错过潮汐 船长
-不不不 没关系 没关系 -船长
请务必加入我们哦
我就是暂留片刻 难以推脱啊
-但这是火腿之夜 -我就去20分钟
顶多半个小时
-就 -你们先热热身吧
我们还不走么
但年度海盗大赛怎么办呢
呦吼 快点来 船长
船长
-干杯 -晚上好
谢谢你 非常感谢你
-船长 -你叫什么名字
-Jane Austen小姐
而且 而且这就是为什么 在一个决斗中
一只鲨鱼可能会击败吸血鬼
Jane Austen 不要大意的把它写进你的一本书里吧
海盗船长 你是一个天生的健谈者
比起上一个让我们发疯的家伙来要好太多了
你一直都善良得过分
快走开吧
再来一杯 船长
干杯 Chuck
我是说 你们俩是不是
-有什么亲缘关系 -什么
就是你俩 有点
好吧 不不 没事 没事 没事
干杯
你知道我发现了什么吗 Charles
在你出名之后交的朋友
是更好 更真 的朋友
比起和你有过多年情谊的朋友而言
至理名言
但伙计们会认为我是个傻瓜
不 傻瓜 你
你是个智慧的巨人
Just look at how you managed to keep Polly safe from those sinister forces.
看看你是如何在邪恶力量面前保护polly安全的
Yes, I did do that, didn't I?
是的 我的确很强大 不是么
You did.
对啊
And wherever she's hidden,
还有 她无论藏在哪
I bet it's somewhere really ingenious.
我敢打赌那是一个非常独特的地方
It is rather.
那可不是
You'll never guess where.
你永远都不会知道在哪
Well, no, why, you're too smart for me, Captain.
当然 肯定啦 你比我聪明多了 船长
Right under everyone's noses.
就在人们的鼻子底下
Or right under my noses, anyhow.
或者说 就我鼻子底下
Ta-da!
当当
You've been keeping Polly in your beard?
你把polly藏在胡子里
Actually, I keep all sorts in here.
其实 我将所有东西都放这里
I'm sorry about this, Captain.
我对这事感到抱歉 船长
About what?
什么事
What the...What's the monkey-man playing at?
我去他妈（的） 这个猴头在搞什么
This patently isn't even a real...
这玩意儿甚至都不是把真（枪）
Come back here, you lubbers!
给我回来 你个混蛋
Sorry, Your Reverence.
对不起 阁下
Got you, you rogue!
抓住你了 混球
Yeah, that's rather nice.
哦 还挺好听的
Neptune's lips, what are you up to?
俄滴亲娘诶 你搞什么鬼
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not my fault.
对不起 对不起 这不是我的错
What do you mean "not your fault"?
啥叫"这不是你的错"
You steal Polly,you shoot my best hat full of holes.
你偷了Polly 还把我最好的帽子射个千疮百
Well, go on, then.
好吧 继续说
Explain yourself.
你是怎么回事
There's this girl.
有个妹子
I'm hopelessly smitten with her.
我无可救药地迷上了她
I'm listening.
我听着呢
I know how partial she is to exotic animals,
我知道她特喜爱奇珍异兽
and I thought if I could get her the do-do,
我以为如果我能为她找到渡渡鸟
then she might like me.
她可能会喜欢我
I'm so ashamed.
我真难为情
Why didn't you say so?
你怎么不早说
We've all done stupid things to impress girls.
我们都会为了取悦姑娘们而做些傻事
Yeah, you should act aloof.
恩 你应该表现得冷漠点
They love it when you act aloof.
她们最喜欢冷酷帅哥
Still, must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble.
但是 她一定特别与众不同才让你如此神魂颠倒
She is quite a girl.
她确实无人能及
Kraken's biscuits!
哎呦我的七舅老爷
Mr. Darwin.
Darwin先生
Honestly, Charles.
不了个是吧 Charles
It's the bun. The bun really does it for me.
是发髻 正是那圆发髻深得我心
And I see you've brought a friend.
我看见你带了个朋友
How delightful.
多讨人喜欢呀
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
对不起 我并不是
Oh, get a grip, man. You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you?
哦 得了吧 先生 你连一项小任务也完成不了不是么
It's pathetic.
真可悲
Listen, Captain, I can see I've gone about this all wrong.
听着 船长 我发现我全做错了
You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman,
你看 我可能只是个纤纤弱女子
but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo.
但我全心全意地非常想要那个渡渡鸟
I seem to recall that you piratical types have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things.
我觉得你们海盗好像特别喜爱金光闪闪的东西
Or am I getting you muddled up with magpies?
还是说我把你和收破烂的搞混了
I couldn't.
我不能
I mean, Polly, she's a family...
我是说 Polly 她是我的家人
Come now, Captain, it's so simple.
来嘛 船长 很简单的
Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo,
Polly会在我的宠物乐园里像女王一样高高在上
and you...Well...
而你 嗯
With treasure like this,
带着这些金银财宝
you could be famed across the seven seas.
美名横扫七海
Captain.
船长
Polly's not for sale.
Polly不是拿来卖的
You? Win Pirate of the Year?
你 赢得年度海盗
You're a shoo-in, sir.
您稳操胜券 先生
There's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you.
七海里没有哪个海盗能比得上您
But what about winning Pirate of the Year
不过赢年度海盗的事儿怎么办
and showing all those other captains that you're not a loser?
怎么向所有其他海盗证明你不是失败者
Loser... Loser...
失败者 失败者
I'm a floating head.
我是个漂浮的脑袋欸
So, Captain.
所以 船长
Are you going to do the right thing?
你决定要做正确的事了么
I'm sailing out on the ocean
我在大洋上航行
Out on the deep blue sea
远在蓝色深海
20 minutes, he said.
20分钟 他说过的
Didn't he say 20 minutes?
他不是说只要20分钟么
Don't worry, lads.
别担心 伙计们
He probably just got caught up,
他可能只是被缠住了
you know,
你懂
battling a giant squid or something.
和一个大章鱼什么的打架呢
'Well, come on, you lubbers!
喂 快来 小笨蛋们
It's him!
是他
I told you!
我告诉过你
I... I told you he wouldn't let us down.
我 我告诉过你们他不会让我们失望的
Hello, boys.
嘿 孩子们
Miss me?
想我吗
I'm having a mirage.
我出现幻觉了
But... How?
不过 怎么会
Good question, Number Two.
问得好 二当家的
I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London.
我大胆突袭伦敦塔把这些全偷出来了
You stole all this from the Tower of London?
这些全是你从伦敦塔偷出来的
That's right.
没错
Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a bear,
然后我把塔烧成了灰 和一头熊大干一架
and I kissed a princess for good measure.
另外我还亲吻了一位公主
Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises.
别像鼠海豚一样傻站着
There's a trophy with our names on it!
大奖正等着我们呢
Set a course for Blood Island!
设定航线直指血色岛屿
Avast, me hearties!
稍安勿躁 伙计们
And welcome to the 59th Annual Pirate of the Year Awards!
欢迎来到第59届年度海盗大奖
This is the ticket, eh, Number Two?
这还差不多嘛 是不 二当家
Please, please, please, can't Polly come out now?
拜托 拜托 拜托 能不能让Polly现在出来
Best not.
最好不要
She's still very tired.
她还很累
- And here is your host for the evening... - Shush.
-这是今晚的主持 -嘘
The Pirate King!
海盗王
Hello, Pirates!
你好 海盗们
Hello, Pirate King!
你好 海盗王
Any lubbers in tonight?
今晚上有软蛋吗
No!
没有
Behind you!
小心身后
I'm Queen Victoria!
我是维多利亚女王
And I hate pirates!
而我憎恨海盗
Come on, cheer up.
来吧 精神点
And now, you swabs,
现在 坏蛋们
this is the big one.
这是今晚的亮点
The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows:
年度海盗大奖的提名有
Black Bellamy.
黑鬼 Bellamy
Cutlass Liz.
佩刀 Liz
Peg-Leg Hastings.
木腿 Hastings
And a surprise late entry,
还有令人惊喜的最后一个入围的
the Pirate Captain!
海盗船长
The panel of independent judges
独立评委席
have counted each pirate's booty and declared
计算了每个海盗的战利品并宣布
that this year's winner is
今年的获胜者是
the Pirate Captain!
海盗船长
Excuse me!
抱歉
Excuse me.
打扰一下
Listen, this is all very moving.
听着 这真的非常感人
I'm welling up here, but...
我都热泪盈眶了 不过
Bellamy, this is most irregular!
Bellamy 这很不规范
So is this!
这也是
It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain.
似乎维多利亚女王已经赦免海盗船长了
No!
不
So what if she did?
她做了又怎样
If you've been pardoned
如果你被赦免了
then, technically, you're no longer a pirate.
那么 严格地讲 你就不再是个海盗了
And if you're no longer a pirate,
如果你不再是海盗了
you really can't be Pirate of the Year,
你当然无法成为年度海盗了
now, can you?
是不 你行么
- No, you can't! - That's right!
-不 你不行 -太对了
Is this true?
这是真的
Well, that's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.
嗯 那个 老实说 这种看法太消极了
Villainous treachery!
邪恶的背叛
Treacherous villainy!
奸诈的邪恶
You have betrayed the pirating fraternity.
你背叛了海盗兄弟会
But, Pirate King...
不过 海盗王
Your pirate hat and coat!
交出你的海贼帽和大衣
Your pirate badge with googly eyes.
你的古格利之眼海盗徽章
And your World of Hooks discount card.
还有你的倒钩世界打折卡
Confiscate his treasure!
没收他的财产
Every last bit of it.
不放过一分一厘
Begone! May your lubber shame bear down upon you.
滚蛋 你的伙伴都以靠近你为耻
You are hereby banished from Blood Island!
你从此被驱逐出血色岛
You are a pirate no more!
你不再是个海盗了
And stay out!
不许进来
Yes, well, not a... Not a total success.
是的 嗯 不是 不是一次完全的成功
We don't need them and their stupid awards.
我们不需要他们和他们那愚蠢的奖项
The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure.
成为海盗最棒的事情不是珠宝
- It's the cutlasses. - It's Ham Night.
-是短弯刀 -是火腿之夜
It's Polly.
是Polly
Where is Polly, Captain?
Polly在哪儿呢 船长
What do you mean? You know where she is.
你说什么 你知道她在哪儿
She's been upset enough.
她已经够伤心了
Captain...
船长
Okay, Okay.
好吧 好吧
I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure.
我把她卖给了维多利亚女王来换取一整船的财宝
There, I've said it.
好了 我终于说出来了
Well, come on. She was just a parrot.
喂 得了吧 她就是只鹦鹉
I mean, she wasn't even a parrot.
我是说 她还不是真的鹦鹉
Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone.
总是在船的地毯上嘘嘘 每个人都咬
She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake.
看在上帝的份儿上 每个人都因她得了破伤风
But she was our Polly.
但她是我们的Polly
Well, you know, you should be happy for her.
恩 你应该为她感到高兴
She'll be, she'll be living the high life.
她会 她会有更高档的生活
Eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans.
吃着金砖包裹的 呃 天鹅
Well, where are you swabs going? Come on.
喂 你们这些混球要去哪儿 快回来
Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical with those native ladies
喂 我们和热带某处的当地女士还有冒险呢
whose outfits don't leave much to the imagination.
她们的身材可是超出你们的想象
Looks like it's just you and me now, eh, Number Two?
看起来现在只剩你和我了 恩 二当家
Good old inseparable you and me.
令人怀念的不离不弃二人组
Us two against the world, eh?
我们两个对阵世界 恩
Yeah?
是吧
Like serrano ham and,
就像墨西哥辣椒火腿和
you know, that other kind of ham.
你懂 另一种火腿
Arrr.
嗷嗷
You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence
你不能总以为在句末说"嗷嗷"
and think that makes everything all right.
万事就都能好转
Fine. Fine, go on, then. Go.
好啊 好 继续走 走吧
Go!
走啊
It's not like I need any of you, anyway.
好像我有多需要你似的
See if I care.
我才不在乎
See if I care.
我才不在乎
You're too late.
你太迟了
She's gone.
她已经走了
Charles?
她已经走了
Is that you?
是你么
What are you doing here?
你在这儿干什么
We're tramps now. It's not unlike being a scientist, but...
我们现在成了流浪汉 这和科学家没什么不同 只是
...with less experiments and more drinking your own sweat.
少了些实验器 多了些体力劳动
But where's Polly? Why isn't she in her cage?
不过Polly哪儿去了 为什么她不在她的笼子里
It's too horrible.
太可怕了
"Banquet for world leaders"?
"世界领导人的宴会"
I've been a fool for love.
我是个被爱情冲昏头的傻瓜
Victoria never wanted Polly for her petting zoo.
维多利亚从来没有想让Polly住在她的宠物乐园里
"Terrine of Tiger, Black Rhino Ragout,
"砂锅虎肉 黑犀牛汤"
"Panda Face Fritters"?
"熊猫脸油炸馅饼"
I've discovered the Queen is a member of a terrible secret dining society.
我发现女王是一个秘密恐怖的吃货组织的成员
Kings, queens, emperors from around the world,
从世界各地来的国王 女王 皇帝
they meet on her flagship, the QV1,
来到她的旗舰会面 QV1号
to eat the rarest and most endangered creatures they can find.
品尝他们能找到的最珍稀最濒危的生物
This year, the highlight is...
今年 亮点就是
"Dodo a l'Orange"?
"橙味渡渡鸟"
She's going to eat Polly?
她要吃Polly
It's all my fault.
这都是我的错
I'm an awful human being. I'll never get a girlfriend.
我真是个差劲的人类 我再也找不到女朋友了
Now pull yourself together, man.
振作点 伙计
Now listen, Charles, we've all done something unforgivable.
听着 Charles 我们都做过些令人无法饶恕的事
I've betrayed my pirate honor,
我背叛了我的海盗精神
you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom.
你背叛了科学 Bobo先生背叛了动物界
- We've got to rescue her. - Us?
-我们要去救她 -我们
Against the crowned heads of the world on an impregnable warship?
在那坚不可摧的战船上对抗世界的主子们
It's impossible odds!
绝对不可能
It's only impossible if you stop to think about it.
如果你只是停滞着思考当然不可能
Come on, we didn't evolve from slugs
来吧 我们从鼻涕虫进化而来
just to sit here drinking our own sweat, now, did we?
不是为了坐在这儿做苦力的 不是么
Are you with us, Mr. Bobo?
你和我们一起么 Bobo先生
Oh, I say.
哦 了解
Well, pah!
哼 呸
We can do without the monkey-man.
没那猴头我们也能完成
Sorry, what was that about slugs?
对不起 你刚才说鼻涕虫怎么了
No time for that now. Come on.
没时间讨论那个了 快走吧
Prepare to be boarded, nerds.
准备战斗吧 呆子们
It's true! You can see down ladies' tops.
是真的 你真能看到妹子的胸
Keep pedaling, Charles.
继续踩 Charles
Help!
救命
Neptune's nostrils. Not a thing.
沃勒个去的 啥也没有
Where the devil can she be?
泥马的她能在哪儿呢
Captain?
船长
Pedal faster, Chuck!
踩快点 Chuck
But how on earth do we get on board?
但我们到底要怎么登上甲板
This might sting a bit.
可能会有点小痛
I really don't...
我真的不
Catch hold of something!
随便什么抓牢了
Good man.
好样的
How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets, Your Majesty?
您觉得我的黄金小象拼盘怎么样 女王陛下
They're good, but not quite
很不错 但是对我的胃口来说
rare enough for my tastes.
没有那么稀有
Not rare enough?
不够珍稀
Only three have been seen in the last 50 years.
最近50年只看到3头
As many as three?
有3头那么多啊
Well, well.
好吧 好吧
Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course.
你们等着瞧我带来的主菜吧
Gaston?
Gaston
Gaston?
Gaston
Are you there?
你在吗
Oui, Your Majesty.
是的 女王陛下
Gaston, I think
Gaston 我觉得
-we're ready.- Neptune's teeth.
-我们准备好了 -不了个是吧
There's not a moment to lose. We've got to find that kitchen.
一刻也不能浪费了 我们要找到那个厨房
But it's hopeless. Where do we even start to...
但这是无望的 我们要从哪儿开始
So that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark
所以这就是为什么我认为在一对一时 鲨鱼
- would probably beat a Dracula. - No!
- 可能打赢吸血鬼 - 不
Course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish,
当然啦 科学怪人对水母
well, that's a different matter.
恩 那是不同的问题
All clear, Chuck.
安全 Chuck
Chuck?
Chuck
It's all right, Charles, I'm coming!
没事的 Charles 我就来
- Don't worry, I'll just... - Charles
- 别担心 我只要 - Charles?
Just... Just hang on!
再 再等等
Charles?
Charles
Poseidon's lips!
他大姨妈呀
Are you all right, Charles?
你还好吗 Charles
Hey, you there!
嘿 你们那儿
What are you doing here?
Well, now. Excellent question.
恩 现在 问得好
All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now.
所有的奇珍异兽都要经送到厨子那儿
- What? - What is it?
- 什么 - 这是什么
Some sort of duck?
某种鸭子
Yes, yes. That's it, yes.
是的 是的 它就是
Quack, quack.
嘎 嘎
Hurry up, then. Kitchen's that way.
快点吧 厨房在那儿
Yeah, come away! Go on.
好的 走了 再见
Quack, quack.
嘎 嘎
Here we go, my Pretty-
到我们了 我漂亮的
It's time to be...
是时候变成
...delicieux!
美味佳肴了
Mon dieu!
上帝啊
Polly, come to Daddy.
Polly 到粑粑这儿来
I'm sorry, old girl.
对不起 老姑娘
I will never, ever leave you again. I promise.
我永远永远不会再丢下你 我保证
I will never leave you.
我永不离开你
Perhaps we'd best make a move.
也许我们最好快走了
Yes, yes, yes, of course. Back to the balloon.
是的是的是的 当然 回到气球
Gaston?
Gaston
Gaston?
Gaston
Hello ?
有人吗
Captain. No.
船长 不要
Hello, Your Majesty.
你好 女王陛下
The dodo is coming out de suite.
渡渡鸟已经出笼子了
- This really isn't wise.- Claudette est dans Ia bibliotheque.
- 这真的很不明智 - Claudette在图书馆里
Please, I think we...
拜托 我觉得我们
But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking.
但是你懂 女王陛下 烹饪不能急的
Is a very delicate recipe, uh?
尤其是如此精巧的食谱 嗯哼
And the dodo is a very fattening dish.
而渡渡鸟是高脂肪食物
Perhaps is not so good for you.
可能不太适合您食用
And, you know, the calories, they will go straight to your chubby thighs.
还有 你知道 卡路里 会直接聚集在你的肥大腿里
- Captain. - A minute on the lips
- 船长 - 嘴上爽一时
is a lifetime on the...
一辈子是
Zut alors!
大肥猪
Well, well.
好哇 好哇
Pirate Captain.
海盗船长
Here you are again. And...
你又来了 还有
Oh. my-
哦 我的
Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers?
羽毛下的是Darwin先生吗
Hello.
你好
What a delightfully unexpected surprise.
多么令人高兴的出乎意料的惊喜呀
You know, I think, secretly...
你知道么 我认为 在暗中
...I've always loved you, Charles.
...我一直爱着你 Charles
Gosh.
天啊
Really?
真的么
No!
不
Give me my dodo!
把我的渡渡鸟给我
Now, come on, Vickie, be sensible.
现在 来吧 Vickie 明智点
It's just you, a tiny queen,
就你这货 一小个儿皇后
against me, a dashing terror of the high seas.
敢和我这个公海上令人闻风丧胆的帅哥作对
En garde !
来吧
Oh, dear!
哦 亲爱的
Poor defenseless me.
无力招架的我
What is a girl to do?
一个女孩该怎么办
Now, steady on.
淡 淡定
Now careful.
HOLD HOLD住啊亲
Do you know why I really hate pirates?
你知道为什么我这么讨厌海盗吗
Childhood trauma, was it?
是童年阴影造成的吗
Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby?
当你还是婴儿的时候被海盗咬过吗
Beard envy?
嫉妒我们有胡子么
It's because you're out-of-date.
是因为你们过时了
You're dinosaurs!
你们是史前恐龙
All that "romance of the seas" guff!
尽说些海上浪漫史的废话
Right, where were we?
很好 我们说到哪儿了
Look at you.
看看你吧
You should be extinct.
你早该灭绝了
Along with your little friend!
连同你的小朋友一起
Pity you can't eat pirates, really.
真可惜 不能把海盗也吃了
But you'd probably taste of barnacles.
我估计你的味道就像藤壶一样【一种难吃的海洋生物】
Whereas, dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely delicious!
但我看可爱的小Polly一定会非常可口的
Mr. Bobo?
Bobo先生
Give me back my dinner!
把我的晚餐还给我
- Captain, catch! - Number Two!
- 船长 接住 - 二当家
Sorry, Vickie.
对不住 Vickie
Dodo is off the menu.
渡渡鸟您是吃不成了
No, no, stop!
不 不 停下
Stop!
停下
Stop!
停下
I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar!
我被大醋桶压住了
Good work, Chuck.
干得好 Chuck
Number Two, what are you doing here?
二当家 你在这里干嘛
How did you find me? Where are the lads?
你是怎么找到我的 伙伴们都在哪里
Don't worry, they're on the case.
别担心 他们都在帮你呢
It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here.
全都得感谢Bobo先生
He rowed halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to.
他划船划过半个大洋 来告诉我们你在干嘛
And, you know, I figured you
还有 你知道么 我就知道
tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death
你会在每次历险的关键时刻 被香肠之类的东西困住
at about this point in an adventure.
面临死亡
Yes.
是的
Yeah.
是啊
Yes.
是的
Listen, Number Two, I...
听着 二当家 我
I realize I let you down.
我知道我让你失望了
Sorry.
对不起
I let everybody down.
我让所有人都失望了
You know, I've...
你知道么 我
Well, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career.
好吧 在我的海盗生涯中我还是做过一些挺可怕的事情
Like that time I used babies as squid bait.
像那次 我曾经拿婴儿当钓鱿鱼的鱼饵
Or that other time I thought it would be
还有那次 我认为可以
okay to let a turtle drive the boat.
让一只乌龟来开船
But the thing is...
但实际上
I mean, what I'm trying to say is...
我的意思是 我想要表达的是
You decided to single-handedly take on Queen Victoria's flagship,
你决定单枪匹马的干掉Victoria女王的舰艇
in order to rescue Polly.
为了救出Polly
Yes, I'm afraid I did.
是的 我想是的
That's terrifically idiotic.
那个决定蠢得要死
Yes.
是的
It's also the reason why me and the lads,
那也是我和伙伴们
well, we still think
仍然认为
you're the best pirate on the seven sea...
你是七海里最棒的海盗的原因
Gadzooks!
哎呀
No!
不
Polly!
Polly
Oh, no, you don't.
噢 不要 你不要
Captain?
船长
Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye.
亲亲你的小鸟嘴 跟你的小朋友说再见吧
That's it, Polly. Snip-snip.
就是那样 Polly 咬啊咬啊
Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bite.
来吧 你这只爱咬人的小渡渡鸟
The dumpy lady's got Polly!
那个矮胖女抓住了Polly
Snip-Snip.
咬啊咬啊
Bite it!
咬它
Bite it, you stupid bird!
咬它 你这只蠢鸟
Bite it!
咬它
No!
不
My dodo!
我的渡渡鸟
Polly!
Polly
My dinner!
我的晚餐
Barnacles.
啊哦
Well done, sir.
干得漂亮 先生
Hey!
嗨
Wah-hey, Captain!
哇嗨 船长
Fair play to you, sir.
你是最棒的 船长
Wah-hey!
哇嗨
This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever.
这次是我们冒险史上最意外最感人的一次
You'll swing for this! Curse you!
你会因此而被绞死的 泥煤
And after you've done swinging,I'll chop your head off!
在你被绞死之后 我会砍下你的脑袋
I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun!
我会把你的脑袋放进大炮里 然后轰到太阳那去
Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore?
那是不是意味着他不再被赦免了
"Pardoned"?
赦免
You'll be outlawed across the globe!
你的事迹将会传遍全球
There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you!
你的脑袋将会比其他海盗的都要昂贵
The whole world will know your name!
全世界都会知道你的名字
Welcome back,
欢迎回来
Captain.
船长
- See ya! - Bye!
- 再见 - 拜
Bye-bye!
拜拜
Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles.
嗯 认识你很高兴 Charles
Good luck with the science.
祝你在科学道路上一帆风顺
- Thank you, Captain. - And just a little tip,
- 谢谢你 船长 - 给你个小建议
grow yourself a beard.
蓄胡须吧
It'll make your face look less lumpy.
胡须可以让你看起来没那么蠢
100,000 doubloons.
十万达布隆金币
Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo?
不错 恩 Bobo先生
That... I...
那个 我
- Is this a bit of squid tentacle? - Yeah.
- 这是鱿鱼的触须吗 - 是的
And that's my earwax.
那是我的耳屎
I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure.
我一直跟你讲 海盗永远不是为了战利品或财宝
It's about who you are, inside.
海盗是为了做最真的自己
I say, you're not...
我在想 你不会是个
Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two?
不会是个伪装成男人的女人吧 你是女人吗 二当家
No.
不是
Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea.
因为海上经常发生那种事情
Well, come on, you coves.
好了 来吧 伙计们
Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves.
那些财宝箱等着我们去掠夺呐
Hoist the flag!
升旗扬帆
Ave, aye, Captain!
遵命 船长
Set a course for adventure!
定位一条最棒的冒险之路
You see? I told you.
你看 我早告诉过你
Didn't I tell you?
我没告诉过你吗
Just added on for decoration, my foot.
还说是地图上的装饰品 啊呸