乔治·塔克和莱蒙·布瑞兰德是铁定会结婚的 George Tucker and Lemon Breeland are getting married.
这就是故事的结局 That is how this story ends.
我以为你知道我决定留下了 I thought you knew I decided to stay.
-他仍然对我有感觉 -他选择的是柠檬 - He still has feelings for me.- He chose Lemon.
就算你出现在婚礼 他还是会选择她 Now, you show up at that wedding, he's gonna chose her again.
柠檬 我不能娶你 Lemon, I cannot marry you,
我心里有的一部分 已经爱上别人了 not when a part of me is in love with someone else.
医生 我可没说我要娶你 Doc, I'm not saying I want to marry you.
我只是觉得 咱俩之间一直有点什么 All I'm saying is there's something here.
佐伊 本以为如果你去了纽约 Zoe, I thought that if you went to New York,
我就能够把你忘掉 I might be able to put you out of my mind
或许可以忘掉 不过现在我知道 我做不到 and maybe I could have, but now I know that I can't.
我也不想忘记 And I don't want to.
这真是惨不忍睹 It's devastating.
我今天知道暴风雨过后的支离破碎是什么景象 Before today, I never really knew what "Torn asunder" Meant.
我想我们都知道该怪谁 I think we know who's to blame.
没错 上帝之手引领这一切的发生 You're right, the Lord's hand is in all things.
我说的是某人的手 I'm seeing someone else's hand in this one.
退后 Move back.
你不会想成为她醒来看到的第一个物体的 You don't want to be the first thing she sees when she wakes up.
一眨眼的功夫不到她就能把你活吞了 She may swallow you whole before you can blink.
真是令人心碎啊 It is heartbreaking.
小点声 Shh! Shh!
柠檬今天本该搬去乔治那的 Lemon was supposed to move into George's place today.
而我本该搬去她的房间 And I was gonna move into her room!
梅格萝莉娅 你那点事算什么 Magnolia, this is not about you.
柠檬多年计划着 Lemon has been planning her future
她和乔治的未来 with George Tucker for years.
她现在该怎么办 What is she gonna do now?!
再悲催也比不上 It is no worse
杰克抛弃我 than Jake leaving me.
我都活下来了她也会没事的 I survived and Lemon will, too.
柠檬可不像你 Lemon is not like you.
她很在意周围人的想法 She cares what people think.
我也在意啊 I care what people think.
你再回想一下那件婚纱吧 Then, sweetheart, reconsider that dress.
她今后走在镇上怎么见人啊 How is she gonna walk through this town again?
真是莫大的耻辱 The humiliation.
换做是我 我恨不得立马去死 Personally, I would up and die if it happened to me.
立马去死啊 Up and die.
我没睡着 I can hear you.
早说了让你退后吧 I said move back.
勒文 勒文 起来 Lavon, Lavon, Lavon, Lavon.
起来啊 Lavon!
嗨 Hi.
见到你我倒并不惊讶 Well, I can't say I'm surprised to see you.
我知道 I know.
我都听说了 I heard.
天哪 不 Oh, God. Oh, no.
我可以解释 I can explain.
有什么好解释的 What is there to explain?
乔治把他的婚礼取消了 George cancelled his wedding,
想必是为了你吧 presumably, for you.
乔治啊 Oh, George.
是的 乔治 他是这么做了 Yeah, George. He did.
你难道不应该看上去很开心吗 So why don't you look happier?
我正要跟你说 Okay, I'm just going to tell you
而且我必须得跟人聊聊了 because I have to tell someone.
不许评论 Don't judge.
昨晚 Last night,
就在乔治取消他婚礼的时候 while George was calling off his wedding,
我当时正在和韦德春宵一刻 I was kinda having sex with Wade.
韦德吗 Wade?
说正经的呢 Hey!
那你感觉怎么样呢 And how'd that work out for you?
我想说我总算明白R. Kelly [R&B歌手,歌词主打床第情事] Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly's
这些年唱的是什么了 been singing about all these years.
但我跟他不仅仅是滚床单感觉很好 But it was more than amazing sex.
韦德和我 Wade and I...
似乎动了感情 connected.
他可能比我想的更有内涵 Maybe there's more to him than I thought.
你看 要是乔治昨晚不出现 You know, if George hadn't showed up last night,
韦德和我可能就 Wade and I might...
但乔治终究还是来了 But George did show up.
是啊 乔治总归还是乔治 Exactly. And George is George.
你知道我对他是什么感觉 You know how I feel about him.
佐伊·哈特 Zoe Hart,
你一夜之间就从"没人要"变成"一挑二"啦 you went from no boyfriends to two in one night.
这下我可有得犯愁了 Turns out that I have way more game than I thought.
问题就是 你想要留下哪位呢 Question is, which one are you gonna keep?
是啊 Exactly.
我该要哪一个 勒文 Which one, Lavon?
那就是你的问题啦 That question was for you.
是啊 但我不知道啊 Yeah, but I don't know.
你是我最好的朋友 And you're my best friend.
所以 你该给我点建议 So, you need to advise me.
运用你的内心力量 Look inside your soul.
把我和他们俩放在一块儿 Picture me with both guys.
你觉得我和谁在一起会更快乐 Who I look happier with?
你应该找个闺蜜问问 You really need to get a girlfriend.
我知道 可我现在只有你 I know, but you're all I have.
好吧 我就知道韦德刚和一位姑娘滚了床单 Look, all I know is that Wade just slept with the girl
这姑娘还是他魂牵梦绕好几个月的 that he's been pining for for months,
乔治则刚刚为同一位姑娘取消了自己的婚礼 George just called off his wedding for the girl
他也惦记了好几个月 he's been pining for for months.
他们之中肯定有人会受伤害的 One of them is going to get hurt.
但如果我是你 我宁可对他俩坦白 But if it was me, I would be honest with both of them
免得局面到时无法收拾 before it blows up in your face.
你就能想到这个吗 That's your best idea?
我真的急需一个女朋友了 I really do need a girlfriend.
要不你就把蜜月机票退了呗 Or you could cash in your honeymoon tickets
然后找个游轮一坐 and take a cruise.
远远躲开 直到一切恢复原样 Stay away till the dust settles.
我可以陪着你 I could come with you.
两位单身丽人 身处茫茫浩瀚 Two single ladies on the high seas.
你好啊 水手 Hello, sailor.
我才不去什么单身游轮 安娜贝丝 I am not going on a singles cruise, AnnaBeth.
我现在才单身了一天 I've been single for one day.
有些游轮会上演百老汇舞台剧的 Just that some of 'em do Broadway shows.
我终于能看到现场版的发胶啦 I could finally see Hairspray
不然你也可以搬到别的镇嘛 Or you can move to another town.
名字一换 Change your name.
换成比如 莱侬· 布瑞兰德 Something like Lennon Breeland.
或者林登·布瑞兰德一类的 Or Linden Breeland.
我可不会因为我被甩了 就离开这个镇子 I'm not leaving town just because I got dumped.
我要告诉所有镇上的人 我的幸福 I'm going to show this town that my happiness
不需要靠乔治·塔克娶我来成全 does not depend on George Tucker marrying me.
我会度过难关的 I am a survivor.
我也是 Me, too.
没准我们在邦塞克[位于阿拉巴马州] Maybe we could survive
那边的某海滩酒店修养两天 in one of those nice beach hotels
就重生啦 in Bon Secour for a couple days.
我就要在蓝玲镇从头来过 I'm gonna make my fresh start right here in BlueBell.
首先 我要搬出去住 First thing, I'm gonna get my own place.
-啥 什么时候 -你要怎么着 - What? When? - You're what?
-今天 怎么了 -我早都收拾好了 - Today. What?- I'm already packed.
那我就搬到你卧室住了 I'll move into your bedroom.
柠檬 你不能这样 Lemon, no.
自己住就等于是放弃了 Living on your own is like saying you've given up.
简直跟那些头发灰白 It's one step away from letting your hair go gray
养养鸟儿的老家伙们一样毫无区别 and caring about animals.
柠檬 你现在需要家人在身边陪着你 Lemon, you need your family around you right now.
让我们照顾你吧 Let us take care of you.
爸爸 这不是重点 Daddy, you are missing the point.
我不需要任何人照顾 I don't need anyone to take care of me.
我是莱蒙·布瑞兰德 坚强的南方佳丽 I am Lemon Breeland, strong Southern Belle,
我一定会再次崛起 and I will rise again.
谁的力量也不靠 Without help.
就凭我自己 On my own.
安娜贝丝 AnnaBeth.
好的 Yeah, oh, yeah.
你来这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
我就路过 顺便感谢下勒文 Well, I was coming by to thank Lavon
多谢他昨天晚上帮忙 for all his help last night,
不过一大早能看见你也挺不错的 哈特小姐 but it's good to see you this fine morning, Miss Hart.
话说 现在我觉得 Actually, now that I think about it,
感谢勒文的事可以先放一放 maybe thanking Lavon can wait just a second.
我知道 但我现在还在消化中 I know I'm still just processing it all.
还有什么要消化 What is there to process?
我为了你把自己的婚礼都取消了 I called off my wedding for you.
这就是他们说的 最伟大的示爱 That is what they call a grand romantic gesture.
一切都太突然了 It was just all so sudden.
这才是它的伟大之处嘛 That's what makes it grand.
可是 乔治 你得承认 这确实有点不靠谱 But, George, you have to admit, I mean, it's a little crazy.
你昨天才刚跟柠檬分手 You just broke up with Lemon yesterday.
我只知道 我心里面选了你 All I know is that I chose you.
我想要你 And I want you.
而且我知道你也一样 And I know you feel the same way.
在这儿见到两位真好 Well, fancy meeting you two here.
塔克 我还以为你已经 Tucker, I thought you'd be on your,
在度蜜月了呢 uh, honeymoon by now.
要是你昨晚来参加婚礼 See, if you wouldn't have flaked last night,
你就会知道我临时取消了 you would've known that I called off the wedding.
不好意思我错过了 Right, sorry I missed that.
哎 我当时可是手不得闲呢 I, uh, had my hands full.
有人要小姜饼么 Mini muffin?
韦德 小姜饼 Wade, mini muffin?
乔治 你也来点儿么 George, mini muffin?
不介意 我就来点呗 Don't mind if I do.
那再次感谢昨晚喽 医生 And, uh, thanks again for last night, Doc.
接诊电话把我的"病痛"彻底治好了呢 That, uh, house call totally cured my affliction.
姜饼真不错 Good muffin.
不是吧 No.
你跟我开玩笑吧 No, you got to be kidding me.
我以为你要结婚了 I thought you were getting married.
我知道 但是跟韦德 I know, but Wade?
你跟韦德 You and Wade?
韦德 把你就这么 Wade and you?
不要再说了 Stop saying that.
韦德把你 你被韦德 Wade and Zoe. Zoe and Wade.
就这么发生了 It just happened.
你对他动心了吗 You got feelings for him?
好吧 我坦白 Okay, honest.
我真说不好 Um, I'm not sure.
懂了 I-I see.
不过 乔治 你知道我对你什么感觉的 No, but, George, you know how I feel about you.
谁也不想事情走到今天这地步 None of this is what I expected to happen.
我只是 需要些时间来想一想 I just, I need some time t-to think.
你打算花多久 Yeah, how long do you think that's gonna take?
让我心里有个数 Just ballpark it for me.
一个星期 或者一个月 还是 A week or a month or...
我刚刚为了你而颠覆了我的整个人生 You know, I just turned my life upside down for you,
如果你要和谁在一起了 so if you're gonna run off with someone else,
那就尽早告诉我 Then I'd like to know as soon as possible.
我理解 I know...
那好 Okay. All right.
勒文 Lavon.
我刚错过什么吗 Did I, uh, miss anything?
说实话就好了吗 Just be honest with them?
你真是世上最烂的闺蜜 You are the worst girlfriend in the whole world.
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阿拉巴马绝对改变你了 Alabama certainly has changed you.
上帝 好样的 Yes, Lord.
你现在就是个乡村气质妞啊 哈特医生 You are a walking country song, Dr. Hart.
我应该告诉你乔治的事儿的 I should have told you about George
他取消了婚礼 calling off the wedding earlier.
昨晚敲门的也是他 That was him at the door last night.
好吧 Yeah.
你回到床上后一脸疲惫就是因为这个啊 Is that's why you were so tired when you came back to bed?
你怎么不大笑呢 Well, why aren't you smiling?
你应该笑的比谁都开心才对 Figure you'd be happier than a dead pig
你心仪的好好先生终于单身了 in the sunshine now that Mr. Wonderful is single.
韦德 够了 Wade, stop.
你又对我有防备了 You're putting up walls.
我可以理解你的反应 I get how you work by now.
但你不必要这样 But you don't have to.
昨晚 我们确实擦出了 火花 Last night, you and I connected.
我不会无视掉这点的 I'm not just going to forget that.
我跟乔治说 我需要时间考虑 I told George that I needed time to think.
考虑什么 Think about what?
告诉你吧 你们女人啊 就这样 Yup. You know, this happens sometimes.
总觉得跟人滚了次很满意的床单 A woman will mistake finally having good sex
就是有火花了 for a connection.
昨晚 我们俩之间明明产生了些什么 Last night, something happened between us.
是啊 昨晚是你第一次享受到A+的滚床单 Yeah, well, you had A-plus sex for your first time.
什么叫我享受到A+ What do you mean I had A-plus sex?
你也享受到了好不好 You had it, too.
是的吧 Right?
要我说 顶多也就是个B Yeah, for me it was more... B?
-B-吧 -你说什么 - B-minus. - What?
抱歉了 Sorry.
才B- B-minus?
乔治以后摊上你 我祝他好运了 Good luck with Goldenboy.
这房子 小是小了点 Well, it's a mite small,
但地理位置再合适不过了 but the location can't be beat.
你觉得怎样 So, what do you think?
我租下了 I'll take it.
柠檬 这地方不适合你啊 Lemon, this place isn't for you?
亲爱的 这时候你应该呆在家里 Oh, honey, don't you think you'd be better off resting at home,
有家人照应你不是更好吗 where you can be looked after?
不要多说了 把申请表给她填 Babs, just give her the application please.
好吧 只要你开心 Well, I suppose the choice is yours.
只要你爸在担保这儿签名 就行了 Just have your father co-sign and we're all set.
我才不要我爸担保呢 Oh, I don't need my father to co-sign.
我是个成人了 See, I'm an adult.
我知道 亲爱的 但你没有任何收入 I know that, honey, but you don't have any income.
也没有收入来源 Or any prospects of getting any.
连信用记录都没有 Or even a credit score.
巴布斯·福斯特 Babs Foster,
我妈怀我的时候 你就认识我了 you have known me since I was in my mother's womb.
你知道我不可能欠房租的 You know that I am good for the rent.
是的 但我只知道布瑞克不差钱 Yes, well, I know Brick is.
申请表你可以晚点在直接交到我办公室 You can bring the application by my office later.
现在怎么办 Okay, well, now what?
我要去找个工作 I'm going to get myself a job.
关于这事 我就这态度了 And that's all I have to say about that.
不至于吧 德尔玛 Oh, come on, Delma.
你才没搞清状况吧 舒玛 No, you come on, Shula, face facts.
乔治·塔克打佐伊·哈特一进城 George Tucker's had his eye on Zoe Hart
就盯上她了 since the day she came to this town.
乔治是个正直的好人 George Tucker is an upstanding man.
哪怕我的猫要打官司 他都会愿意出庭 He's gonna represent my cat in court.
-林赛的 -女士们 女士们 - Lindsey Taub's... - Uh, l-ladies? Ladies!
你们八卦的时候能顺便帮忙打扫吗 Can you gossip while you clean?
看到没 教堂那边脏乱得不行了 See-see, we got a bunch of debris over by the church,
遇到这时 我们应该清理干净通往上帝的道路 and in times like these, we need a clear path to the Lord.
-阿门 -好的 - Amen, amen.- All right.
听着 我受够你了 Listen, I've had enough of you.
女士们好啊 Ladies.
看到没 正因为人们爱八卦需要你管 Now you see, it's people skills like that
才使你有才可发挥 当个好镇长 that make you such a good mayor.
发生什么了 戴什 What's going on, Dash?
海耶斯镇长 你的连任选举要开始了 Mayor Hayes, your reelection is coming up.
我很乐意当你团队的经纪人 And, uh, well, I would love to be your campaign manager.
我很荣幸 Yeah, I'd-I'd be honored,
但是 我当选基本是无人投反对的啊 but, uh, since Lavon Hayes is running unopposed...
海耶斯镇长 如果你觉得你可以 Mayor Hayes, if you think you can just get by
像你的橄榄球生涯那样得到98.7%的胜率 on your 98.7% popularity and football legacy,
我来告诉你吧 I'm here to tell you,
一个小丑闻就可以让你下台 this little scandal might just bring you down.
什么丑闻 Scandal?
一个词 "佐伊"门 One word.Zoegate.
许多居民都认为 你的好闺蜜 Many of the voters believe that your little bestie
在背后捣鬼 导致乔治柠檬分手 is somehow behind the breakup.
不是这样的 Oh. Oh, no, no.
我相信居民们不至于那么盲目造谣的 戴什 I'm sure BlueBellians are smarter than that, Dash.
少乱说了 Come on, now.
走着瞧吧 We shall see.
我才不要小三来给我诊治 I will not be treated by a home wrecker.
服了你了 耳朵里堆了那么多耳垢 With all that wax in there,
还能听进那些流言蜚语 I'm surprised you could hear the gossip.
别往我耳朵里看 你这个小三 Don't look in my ears, home wrecker!
爷爷 Grandpa!
你到底还让不让医生给你好好看了 Will you let the doctor do her job?
其实不是针对你 Listen, it's-it's not personal, okay?
他还把楼下银行业务员叫成挪威间谍呢 He called Ms. Ulvestadt down at the bank a Norwegian spy.
天啊 你的鞋子真有爱 Oh, my gosh, look at your adorable boots.
我才不要看她胸部 I will not look at her boobs.
我说的是鞋子啊 爷爷 I said "Boots" ,Gramps.
你把他的耳垢除了 Oh. When you remove the wax,
能不能顺带也把他的舌头也割了 can you remove his tongue, too?
没问题 Yeah, no problem.
好吧 她能看我耳朵里面 但仅此而已 All right, she can look in my ears, but that's it.
只有布瑞兰德医生才能治疗我别的部位 Only Dr. Breeland can deal with my lower half.
他真走运 Lucky him.
我叫露比 I'm Ruby.
嘿 我是佐伊·哈特医生 Hey, I'm Dr. Zoe Hart.
我今天已听闻你很多事了 Yes, I've heard a lot about you today.
没一件好事 不过反而让我已经喜欢上了你 None of it good, which makes me like you already.
我也是 That makes me like you already.
真是相见恨晚啊 Why haven't we met before?
我现在住亚特兰大 I live in Atlanta.
毕业后就搬走的 Uh, moved away the day I graduated.
出于某些原因 我一辈子都不想再回来 And for obvious reasons, I've never wanted to come back.
你是咋惹毛了老天爷 Well, how have you angered the universe,
搞得他把你送回了这里 that it would send you back now?
我最近卖掉了我的化妆品生产线 I recently sold my cosmetics line
在我想出下一步该怎么走之前 and until I figure out my next step,
我都会带着负罪感 在家里呆上一段时间 I've been guilted into visiting family for a few days.
也就意味着我要带着爷爷四处走走 Which basically consists of carting Gramps around
并接受人们的猜忌 我到底在大城市里 and having people wonder what kind of mischief
惹了多大的麻烦 I got into in the big city.
我完全无法想象那种感觉哈 I have no idea what that's like.
那是当然 Of course.
长官 清理完毕 Sergeant, you are all set.
本来也就该弄完了 Well, it's about time.
我能听见了 Yeah. Hey, I can hear.
那么 医生 Well, Doctor.
-祝你好运了 -多谢 - Good luck with all the home wrecking. - Thank you.
我和爷爷要去艾格尼丝面包店去喝 Guess Gramps and I are gonna get us some of that sludge
你们所谓咖啡的雪泥了 that you call coffee at Agnes' bakery.
我正好买了个新咖啡机 You know, if you want to stay,
如果你们有意留下的话 I just got a new espresso maker.
太好了 Well, yeah, fancy.
不行 No, no, no!
如果你要喝那小三做的玩意儿 你自己喝吧 If you want the home wrecker's brew, that's your problem.
能给我来两份吗 谢啦 Can you please make mine a double, right now? Thanks.
艾米丽 Emily.
你好啊 Hello.
没想到是你啊 Oh, what a nice surprise.
进来吧 Oh, come in.
关于你女儿的婚礼 I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am
我深表遗憾 about your daughter's wedding.
我是新郎的家人 Well, I know I'm family of the groom
希望不要有什么尴尬 but, uh, I hope there's no hard feelings.
当然不会 Oh, no, of course not!
见到你真好 No, it's-it's wonderful to see you.
你准备在这待多久 H-How much longer you gonna be staying around?
我准备明天就走 Actually, I'm leaving town tomorrow.
但是 But...
我想请你吃个晚饭 I was wondering if you might like to grab some dinner later.
如果你不介意和敌人结交 If you don't mind consorting with the enemy.
我的意思不是说我们俩结交 Not that we'd be consorting.
我也说不清我的意思了 Whatever consorting actually even means.
不管怎样 Well, dinner or consorting...
爸 Dad!
柠檬已经拆封这把蛋糕刀了 Lemon already opened this stupid cake knife
-我不知道怎么办 -梅格 这位是 - and I don't even know what to do.- Magnolia, uh, this is, uh...
这还有一大堆礼物要在柠檬回来前退回去 There are like 800 gifts left to return before Lemon gets back
如果它们还一直堆在这 and if they are still here,
估计她脑袋要气炸 the steam might make her head pop off.
我知道 我保证搞定 I know, I know. I'll be right there, I promise.
那好 Okay.
艾米丽 真不好意思 时间太不凑巧了 Emily, I'm so sorry. The timing is just terrible.
晚饭估计吃不成了 Um, I'm going to have to pass on dinner.
没事 Of course.
祝你一切顺利 见到你很高兴 Good luck to you, Brick. It was so nice to meet you.
我也荣幸之至 My pleasure.
我确定我那死鬼邻居一定对我有意思 I know that my jerk neighbor does have feelings for me.
可他却用B-的床技来评价我 But he shows it by calling me a B-minus in bed.
-真恶心 -就是说 真是幼稚 - Ew. -I know, it's like not exactly mature.
而另一个呢 Right? And this other guy?
为了我他把新娘都撇下了 He left someone at the altar for me.
实在也让我不知所措 But I don't even know how it would work between us.
现在全镇的人都把这事儿怪我头上 The town already blames me for the breakup,
而他简直是这个小镇的代言人 and this guy, he is this town,
他肯定不会离开这儿的 so, he would never ever leave.
现在处境真是水深火热 It's kind of an impossible situation.
我该怎么办 So what should I do?
我想你需要好好审视下自己的感受 I think you need to look deep inside your soul
想象你和他们俩都在一起的时候 and imagine yourself with both guys.
哪个让你更开心 Which one would make you happier?
谢天谢地 Finally.
终于有人理解我了 You know, someone who understands.
你看见谁了 Who do you see?
乔治·塔克 George Tucker.
你确定是他 George, really?
就在眼前 George Tucker.
抱歉 没想到你在忙 Sorry, didn't realize you'd be with somebody.
我在你办公室等你吧 I'll just wait, if that's all right.
-你好 露比 -嘿 乔治 还好吧 - Hey, Ruby. - Hey, G.T. How you doing?
我还是先走了 You know what? I actually better get going, too.
我等下肯定要跟在爷爷屁股后面道歉了 I'm sure I'm way behind on apologizing for Gramps.
不 等等 别走 No, wait, you can't go.
我需要你 I need you, okay?
你今晚能陪我吃完饭吗 Could you maybe come over for dinner tonight?
-我就住镇长对面 -镇长吗 - I live over at the mayor's. - The mayor's?
我很乐意 Well, I'd love to.
-谢谢 -好 - Thank you. - Good.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi.- Hey.
佐伊 很抱歉今早对你说了那些话 Zoe, I just want to say that I'm sorry about this morning.
我是嫉妒了 I was jealous.
如果你选择韦德 我也没意见 And if you choose Wade, then so be it.
那么晚才向你吐露我的真心 It's my fault for waiting to tell you how I really felt
是我不对 不过我想让你知道 about you, but I want you to know something.
我和柠檬已经结束了 Lemon and I are over.
永远结束了 For good. For... forever.
-是吗 -是的 - You are?- Yes.
你肯定吗 Are you sure?
绝对肯定 Yes.
那就选我吧 So choose me.
我知道这并不轻松 Look, I'm not saying that it's gonna be easy,
我也无法预知接下来要发生的事 I'm not even saying that I know what's gonna happens next,
不过我知道 but I do know this...
当你昨天说要待在蓝铃镇 Yesterday, when you told me you were staying in BlueBell...
我突然感觉到我的真命天女就在这儿 I suddenly felt the girl of my dreams right there
就在我身边 我必须去争取 within my reach and I had to reach.
所以我这么做了 And I did.
于是我伤害了柠檬 做了那些 And I hurt Lemon and I did things yesterday
甚至出乎我自己意料的事 that I... I never imagined that I would.
不过如果不那样 But it was either that or risk
我就得用尽余生去追问自己 spending the rest of my life
我是不是错过了那位 wondering if I let the woman that I know
属于我的真命天女 I am meant to be with slip right through my fingers.
-哈特医生 -布瑞克 - Dr. Hart?- Brick.
嗨 Hi.
我就知道 I should have known that somehow
你跟这事儿有关系 you would be involved in all this.
等下 布瑞克 她是无辜的 Hold on, Brick, she didn't have anything to...
我不想再听你 And I don't want to hear another word
说任何一个字了 塔克 out of you right now, Tucker.
你有病人来访 You have a patient.
佐伊 Look, Zoe.
我们可以搞定的 我保证 We can deal with all this, I promise you that.
选我吧 Choose me.
莱蒙·布瑞兰德 是你吗 Lemon Breeland? No. Is that you?
我的天 不会吧 Oh, dear God, no.
露比·杰弗瑞斯 Ruby Jeffries.
我都不知道你在镇上 I didn't know that you were in town.
近况如何 How are you?
很好啊 好的不能再好了 I'm so fine, fantastic, never been better.
我听说你分手了 真是太遗憾了 I heard about the breakup. I am so, so sorry.
我告诉你 Let me tell you something.
离婚后我才意识到 婚姻 After my divorce, I realized that my marriage had been
一直在拖累我实现人生目标 distracting me from all of my goals.
现在 我终于可以集中精力做自己喜欢的事了 And now, I can actually focus on what I really want.
柠檬 我是指 一生中你肯定有 Now, Lemon, I mean, there had to have been something
更想做的事 而不仅仅是做别人的老婆 that you've wanted more in life other than just being a wife.
柠檬 你该有后路吧 Lemon, you do have a plan B?
当然了 Of course.
而且不止一条 我有很多计划 But, see, I don't stop at B, I have so many plans
它们够把字母表排好几遍了 they just run through the whole alphabet and start over...
AA BB 就像电影院一排一排似的 AA, BB, like the rows in a movie theater.
所以 其实没有后路 对吧 So, no plan B, huh?
我正在找工作 I am currently looking for a job.
实际上很让人兴奋 It's all very exciting actually.
我的后路就是当个职业女性 My plan B is to be a career woman.
笑什么 What?
-不好意思 -你在嘲笑吗 - I'm sorry. - You did it.
祝福你 Bless your heart.
从小到大我一直被自己 I've been cursed with blinding ambition
盲目的野心祸害 since the day I was born.
工作努力得几乎拼命 Worked so hard I thought it might kill me.
现在才终于回归到自己的个人生活 Of course, now I could basically retire to my own private island.
所以你回蓝铃镇了 真好 And yet here you are in BlueBell. Lucky us.
不过 你 But, you...
你以前工作过吗 柠檬 Have you ever even had a job, Lemon?
我当过模特 I have been a Belle
而且十年来一直是青年社团委员会的主席 and the head of every Junior League committee for the past ten years.
我干了好多工作呢 I've had tons of jobs.
没钱赚就不算工作呦 亲 It's not a job if they don't pay you, dear.
我现在正努力克制不要给你一耳刮子的冲动 Well, I'm working hard at not slapping you silly right now.
这算吗 Does that count?
柠檬 别这么较真嘛 Oh, Lemon, don't be so serious.
高中时我取消你是因为你比我低三年级 I only teased you in high school because you were three grades
明明很胖还老穿紧身裤 younger and you were too big for your britches
还顶着个水果的名字 and you were named after a fruit.
现在再看看你 Oh, but just look at you.
这么多年过去了 真是一点儿没变啊 After all these years, you haven't changed a bit.
这个 Here.
从我的化妆品生产线出来的 It's from my cosmetics line.
换个妆容会让人感觉好很多的 New makeup makes everybody feel better.
试试吧 Go on.
来了 Ta-ta.
着是你的薯条 Here are your fries.
其实 你真该戒戒这种东西的 You know, you should probably cut back on this stuff, Doc.
我可不建议你这时候发胖 You don't want to be weighed down
等乔治的丑闻败露 when the George scandal breaks
整个镇子都拿着叉子追你的时候 and the town's chasing after you with pitchforks.
-韦德 别说了 -别说什么 - Wade, stop. - Stop what?
都别说 All of it.
油嘴滑舌 各种嘲讽 The glibness, the sarcasm,
所有韦德做派的东西 省省吧 anything Wade-like, just stop.
我都逃开了 I put myself out there.
我跟你说了昨晚的感受 I told you how I felt about last night.
我也知道乔治的感受 I know how George feels.
所以 你怎么不干脆也告诉我 So, for heaven's sake, why don't you just tell me
你的想法 how do you feel?
我觉得我们应该继续昨晚的事 I feel like we should keep on doing what we did last night.
你可以多练习练习 You know, you could use the practice,
对我也不是什么坏事 and it wasn't so bad for me.
不过我之前说过了 But like I told you before,
跟想当你男朋友的乔治·塔克争你这事儿 I have no interest in going all John Wayne with George Tucker
我完全没兴趣 to be your boyfriend.
好好享受薯条吧 Enjoy your fries.
小柠檬 我正担心你呢 Oh, Lemonade, I was getting worried about you.
我也不想麻烦你 不过我找不到 Now I hate to bother you with this, but we cannot find the box
装舒拉送蛋糕刀的盒子了 for this cake knife that Shula Whitaker brought over.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
当然不好 Of course I'm not okay.
而且都怪你 And it's your fault.
不怪乔治 Not George's?
我觉得这全是他的错 I mean, somehow I figured maybe it was just George's fault.
你害的我都没有后路了 It's your fault that I don't have a Plan B.
你为什么从来不鼓励我 I mean, why didn't you ever encourage me
做别的事 除了做全职太太 to be something other than a wife?
为什么你不鼓励我去 I mean, why didn't you encourage me to be...
比如 跟你一样当个医生 I don't know, a doctor like yourself?
你想当个医生吗 Oh, you want to be a doctor?
你连体液都害怕 You are afraid of bodily fluids.
我都30岁了 I am 30 years old.
却从来没为自己活过 And I've never even lived on my own.
我一直是家里和妇女联谊会 I went from this house to my sorority house,
两点一线 then back to this house.
现在 真是亏了你 我都没有工作 And, now, thanks to you, I don't have a job,
这意味着我自己都租不起公寓 which means I can't afford my own apartment,
意味着我得一直耗在这里 which means I'm going to live here
直到死是那天吗 until the day that I die?
我倒多希望那天快点儿来 Which for the both of us, I hope comes soon!
柠檬 冷静点儿 Lemon, calm down.
我给你倒点儿甜茶 Look, let me get you some sweet tea.
我不要你的甜茶 I don't want your sweet tea!
你猜怎么着 爸爸 You know what, Daddy?
我再也不要你娇惯我一秒了 I don't want one more second of you coddling me!
我会把这个还给舒拉 You know what, I'll return that to Shula.
就当是个打发时间的差事 Seems like a mindless, domestic errand.
很合我的胃口 Right up my alley.
艾米丽 嘿 我是布瑞克 Emily, hey. It's Brick.
从女儿的反馈来看 我觉得她 You know, upon reflection, I do believe my daughter
需要一点儿自己的空间 is gonna need some space after all,
我想问下你 and-and, you know, I was just wondering
今晚还有空吗 maybe, uh, are you still free tonight?
这些都什么 What's all this?
范西家的外卖 Takeout from Fancy's.
给我拿酒杯过来 Could you get me some wine glasses?
今晚啥场合啊 What's the occasion?
别告诉我你已经做好决定了 Wait, don't tell me you made your choice already?
没有 Oh, no.
不过我交了个女朋友 But I finally made a girlfriend, thank God.
她正赶来呢 而且她肯定知道我该怎么办 And she's coming over, so she will know what I should do.
女朋友吗 A girlfriend?
不错啊 对你好 Ha ha, good for you.
对我也好 And me.
尤其是我 Mostly me.
你可以一边凉快去了 有了露比 You can skedaddle. I don't need
我就不用你的建议了 your advice anymore now that I have Ruby.
她只在镇上呆几天 我得缠着她 She's only in town for a few days, so I need to milk her
好好说说话 for all the girl talk I can.
-你是说 -勒文 - Did you say... - Hey, Lavon.
露比 Ruby?
原来你俩认识 I take it you two know each other.
我和拉文高中约会过 Yeah, Lavon and I dated in high school.
是这样 嗨 露比 Yeah, hey. Hi, Ruby.
不会吧 No way.
我去换身衣服 你俩准备好 I'm gonna go change this, and then you two are going
老实交代一切吧 to tell me all about it.
不过要快点儿 因为接下来要聊我的事 But super quick because then we're talking all about me.
你想来点儿酒吗 Would you like some wine?
有什么事儿 塔克 What's up, Tucker?
我来求和的 Peace offering?
这个 This is, uh,
真是尴尬 obviously an awkward situation,
不过我俩都玩了这么多年了 but you and I have been buds for a long time,
我想说无论佐伊最后选了谁 so I just want to say that no matter who Zoe chooses...
我们都是好兄弟 You and I will be solid.
太好了 Good.
我还想跟你说 Good. I also just wanted to say
事实上 that, um, actually,
我真的很喜欢她 I have real strong feelings for her.
我会全力追她的 So, I-I'm all in.
-好的 -所以 咱俩的竞争 - All right. - So, it's not exactly
对你来说 也不会是什么 gonna be the easiest of competitions
轻松的事儿 for you there.
嘿 乔治 Hey, George.
我觉得你会有兴趣来看看的 Think you want to come out here.
正好 Oh, good,
你在家 you're home.
你在搞什么鬼 What on earth are you doing?
自卫啊 Defending myself.
你不是来杀我的么 Aren't you here to kill me?
不是 No.
你个白痴 You idiot.
我来这儿是因为 我透不过气了 I'm here because, um, I can't breathe,
而且 and, um, okay,
我胸口好疼 my chest hurts.
我是不是得心脏病了 And I'm having a heart attack.
行了 坐下吧 Okay, come sit down.
坐这儿 我去拿急救包 Here, I'll get my medical bag.
要我打电话给你爸么 Do you want me to call your dad?
不要 完全不想 No, I do not want you to call my father.
我再也无法忍受一秒他的照顾了 I cannot stand one more minute of that man's coddling.
这也是为什么 Which is why
我生命的最后一点时间 我宁可跟你度过 I'm gonna spend my last moments on this earth with you,
我的死敌 这个即将跟我未婚夫私奔的家伙 my sworn enemy, the woman about to run off with my fiance.
你确定 Okay, and you're sure
看见柠檬走进佐伊的房子了吗 that you saw Lemon go into the carriage house?
绝对没有看错 十分确定 Yeah, that's a pretty unmistakable silhouette.
估计她只是想跟佐伊聊聊天吧 I'm sure she just wanted to chat with Zoe about something.
那她们俩可真是有得聊了 They got a lot to talk about.
不得不说 这太有趣了 Got to say, it's pretty interesting.
什么事 Yeah?
乔治 我是比尔 听着 George, it's Bill. Listen,
尤金妮娅跟我说 她看到柠檬 Eugenia Todd tells me she saw Lemon
刚经过镇上 拿着把刀 walking through town, holding a knife.
刀吗 A knife?
所以 你最好 So, you might want
留意一下 to be on the lookout,
以防她不是去切蛋糕 just in case she's not going to slice a cake
而是直奔着你去的 and you're her target.
好的 警长 Right, um, Sheriff, you know what?
你还是直接来镇长的植物园吧 You might just want to come on down to the mayor's plantation
因为柠檬拿着她的刀在佐伊的房子里 because Lemon and her knife are at Zoe Hart's place.
谢谢了 Thanks.
就这一分钟 这一切变得更有趣了 Things are getting more interesting by the minute.
你看上去好极了 You look wonderful.
成功女性的风格适合你 Success suits you.
你也一样 Likewise.
你对自己挺好的 Done really nice for yourself, too.
我是说 谁会聊到 I mean, who would have thought
勒文·海耶斯会搬回镇 Lavon Hayes would move back to town,
当个镇长 much less become the mayor.
生活就是充满出人意料嘛 Life can take some unexpected turns.
那会念高中 I mean, in high school,
咱俩一心想的就是离开这儿 we both just wanted to get up out of here.
结果现在的我们呢 And here we are.
敬出人意料 To unexpected turns.
出人意料 Unexpected turns.
我们以前相处的那时候 还蛮好的啊 We had a pretty great run there for a while, didn't we?
当然了 We sure did.
你离开阿拉巴马前的那个夏天 All that entire summer before you left for 'Bama.
很神奇美妙 Was magical.
是的 我也记得 It was. I remember
我们最后分别的那天 恍如昨日 the last day we spent together like it was yesterday.
我也觉得 我们一路开到加尔夫滩 So do I. We, uh, we drove to Gulf Shores,
看着日出 watched the sun come up.
然后你吻了我 And you kissed me
跟我说 我们会永远在一起 and told me we'd be together forever
还说 一旦搬进宿舍 and that you'd call me
安顿好 就会打电话给我 as soon as you got settled into your dorm.
那会儿你肯定很艰难吧 Must have been so hard for you,
第一次离家那么远 being away from home for the very first time
还是个没有电话信号的地方 with absolutely no telephone access.
我很抱歉 Um... I'm sorry.
大学后我变得很忙 你知道的 橄榄球 Yeah, I got busy, you know, with football.
是啊 可我等了你好几个月 Yeah, I waited for you for months.
也没有任何人跟我约会 因为大家都知道 No one would even date me in my senior class 'cause everybody
我是勒文·海耶斯的女朋友 knew I was Lavon Hayes' girl.
但其实我不是的 对吗 But I wasn't, was I?
你有了新的生活 You had moved on.
实话说 你就是不想有麻烦的谈心 You just couldn't handle a difficult conversation.
佐伊怎么还没来 Where is Zoe?
换个衬衫能要多久 How long does it take to change a shirt?
我得去看看她 You know, I should go check on her. Yeah.
-待会就回来 -不至于吧 - I'll be back in a bit.- Seriously?
帮我转告佐伊 我待会给她电话 Just tell Zoe I'll call her later.
好吧 Okay.
我不要再等了 I'm not waiting any longer.
-我要进去 -这就是你的计划啊 - I'm going in.- Oh, there's a plan.
是啊 这拿刀的女生当然会很乐意 Yeah, I'm sure the girl with the knife would love
跟把她逼到绝境的男人说话 to talk with the guy who pushed her over the edge.
嘿 你们俩有看到佐伊吗 Hey, you guys seen Zoe?
她说她去换个衣服 She said she was gonna change her shirt.
结果一直没回来 She never came back.
她现在乐呵着呢 She's entertaining.
柠檬 Lemon...
拿着把刀 who has a knife.
什么 我得进去看看 A what now? I'm going over there.
不行 You are not. You are
柠檬最不能看到的就是你 the last person Lemon needs to be seeing right now.
勒文跟这一切又有什么关系了 What does Lavon have to do with all this?
越来越有意思了 Interestinger and interestinger.
这不是心脏病 It's not a heart attack.
吃下这片安定片 Take the Valium.
不要 No.
我不是惊恐发作 I'm not having a panic attack.
是我的心脏 It-it is my heart.
现在可能只是潜伏期 All right, it must be a latent condition.
你这个医生真是当得糟透了 You are a terrible doctor.
我来告诉你 柠檬 你的脉象稳定 I'm telling you, Lemon, your vitals are stable.
你是个健康正常的30岁女性 You are a healthy, 30-year-old woman
无心脏病史 with no history of heart disease.
就你现在的情况看来 Given everything that's been going on,
惊恐发作是很有可能的 a panic attack isn't exactly a surprise.
你把我害惨了 少在那可怜我 You ruined my life, so don't you dare feel sorry for me.
我没有 I don't.
因为你 只不过是 Because you are just having
惊恐发作 a run-of-the-mill panic attack.
-吃下安定片 -不要 -Take the Valium.- No.
如果我是惊恐发作 只能说明 If I'm having a panic attack, that just means
就如大家所想 我现在脆弱而混乱 I'm the fragile mess that everybody thinks
但我并没有 that I am, and I'm not a mess.
柠檬 吃药 Lemon, take the pill.
我保证 她会让你好过点 I promise, it will make you feel better.
我不会告诉任何人 No one will ever know.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness.
警长比尔 谢谢 Sheriff Bill, all right.
不用担心 交给我了 Don't worry, guys. You're in good hands.
现在重要的是 Now, the most important thing
我们要掌控好情况 is that we keep the situation contained.
不要惊慌 No one panic.
网络搜索 持有致命武器的绑架案 Web search: kidnapping with a lethal weapon.
正在搜索 Searching the Web for...
持有致命武器的绑架案 kidnapping with a lethal weapon.
我很高兴你今晚愿意出来 I'm glad you could come out tonight.
出来休闲是好事 我也挺久没放松了 It is good to get out. It's been a while for me.
而且 有个好伴 But delightful
吃顿晚餐 也不是那么好找的 dinner companions don't come along
布瑞兰德医生 TOM: Dr. Breeland?
汤姆·龙 最好这事儿很紧急 You know, Tom Long, this better be serious
什么能吃肉的病毒发在你身上了 like the sudden onset of a flesh-eating virus or something.
警长在找你 The sheriff's looking for you.
柠檬挟持了佐伊 Lemon took Zoe hostage.
给我一分钟就能解决 最多俩 This'll just take one minute, maybe two.
我马上回来 Uh, be right back.
大家听到没 Did y'all hear that?
这可是蓝铃阵第一件绑架案 It's BlueBell's first ever hostage crisis.
注意了 整个小镇的人 Attention, Blawkerites, the whole town is
现在都聚集在佐伊·哈特家门口 gathered outside Zoe Hart's house
这是蓝铃阵的第一起绑架案 in what has become BlueBell's first hostage crisis.
我刚打电话给了柠檬问她有何要求 I just called Lemon to ask for her list of demands.
她没有回话 She's not answering.
不用担心 我来搞定 No worries. I got this.
有时你只要问下自己就行了 Sometimes you just got to ask yourself,
换做John McClane会怎么办[布鲁斯·威利斯主演的角色,虎胆龙威] "What would John McClane do?"
通风管在哪儿呢 Where is that air vent?
嘿 你要去哪儿 Hey, hey, where you going?
直接进去 我很担心她们 In. I'm worried.
我说过了 你进去只会让情况更糟 Look, I told you, you're only gonna make it worse, all right?
-我进去吧 -不行 - I'll go in. - No.
你不能进去 You're not gonna go in there.
这是我的事 This is my problem.
搞清楚 这一切 都是你的错 但不是你的事 See, it's your fault, not your problem.
我要进去 I'm going.
韦德 你敢进去试试 Hey, Wade, hey, don't you dare.
乔治 我们没有15年时间给你去做决定 George, we don't have 15 years for you to make your move,
她们现在需要的不是这个 all right, it's not what they need.
是啊是啊 你就很清楚 Yeah, and I'm sure you know exactly
她们俩要什么是吧 what the two of them need right now.
信我这次吧 兄弟 Trust me, brother,
我完全了解她们俩要什么 I know exactly what they need, or at least,
至少其中一个昨晚就有告诉我 that's one of them told me the other night
在我跟她第三个回合后 right after round three, so...
行了 你脉搏恢复了正常 Well, your pulse is back to normal.
惊恐发作过去了 The panic attack is over.
很好 Great.
我可以继续我愚蠢而悲剧的生活了 I can go on living my stupid, miserable life.
别这样 柠檬 Come on, Lemon.
也许你是个傲慢的纽约客 You may be a snobby New Yorker
时尚品味也很差劲 但是 with horrible fashion sense, but...
你至少有份事业 I mean, at least you have a career.
而我呢 过去15年都与乔治·塔克在一起 I've been with George Tucker for 15 years of my life,
现在与他分开 我甚至都不知自己是谁了 and I don't even know who I am without him.
从未单身 从未靠自己生活 Never been single. Never been on my own.
现在我就如大家所想得那样一团糟 I'm as much a mess as they think I am.
柠檬 我是有事业 但相信我 Lemon, I may have a career, but believe me,
跟你比起来我的生活也好不到哪去 my life is just as much a mess as yours.
整个镇上的人都觉得我是个破坏别人的小三 The whole town thinks I'm a home wrecker.
我只有一个朋友 I only have one friend,
我还没告诉你吧 and did I mention
昨晚我还跟韦德滚了床单 that I had sex with Wade last night?
你没说 No.
你居然用咬的 Did you just bite me?
我们都在经历巨大的转变 We're both going through major life changes right now.
当然你的转变比我要大多了 You maybe a little more than me.
而今天的惊恐发作 And that panic attack
是你的身体在告诉你 要做出转变 was your body telling you that today
今天也许还不是最适合的时候 might not be the best day for big changes.
我们都得慢慢来 We need to take our time.
脚踏实地 Baby steps.
有时 生活就是要脚踏实地 Sometimes, it's about baby steps.
脚踏实地 Baby steps.
我送你出门吧 I'll walk you out.
我完全糊涂了 这两人干嘛打架 This is so confusing. Why are these two fighting?
我有个新理论 Okay, I have a new theory.
柠檬跟韦德滚了床单 然后乔治在报复他 Lemon slept with Wade, and George, seeking revenge,
-跟柠檬啊 -够了 别打了 - slept with... - BRICK: Come on. Knock it off.
别打了 你们俩越帮越乱 Knock it off. This is not helping matters.
-是他挑起我的好不好 -不 是我终结你 - Well, he started it! - No, I finished it.
嘿 他她们出来了 Hey, hey, hey. There they are!
天啊 他们知道了 Oh, my God, they know!
大家都知道了 Everybody knows.
我们不知道他们知道什么了呢 We don't know what they know.
柠檬·布瑞兰德 因绑架哈特医生 Lemon Breeland, you are under arrest
并持有致命武器 你被逮捕了 for kidnapping Dr. Hart with a deadly weapon.
好吧 这就是他们知道的 Okay. So they know that.
请双手举起 走上前来 Come out with your hands up!
警长先生 这是一个大误会 Sheriff Bill, this has been a big misunderstanding.
柠檬并没有绑架我 我们只是在消遣消遣 Lemon didn't kidnap me. We were just hanging out.
大家可能还不知道 我们现在是好朋友 It's a kind of new thing, we're pals.
但是 But Le...
但是柠檬拿了把刀啊 But Lemon's got a knife.
这是个婚礼的礼物 我打算还给舒拉惠泰克的 A wedding present I was all set to return to Shula Whitaker.
奇怪的是 她正好在这人 And here she is, weirdly.
不是吧 SHERIFF BILL: Oh, man.
我还以为我终于可以解决个罪案了 I was finally going to solve a real crime.
行了 All right.
大家都散了吧 Go on back home, everybody.
回家去吧 Go on back home.
但是警长 我们还是有疑惑 But now, now, now, Sheriff, we need some answers.
现在 如果柠檬并没有打算伤害佐伊 Now, if Lemon did not try to kill Zoe
那么柠檬就没有跟乔治有奸情 because she had an affair with George Tucker,
那乔治和柠檬又是为什么分手了 then why, why did George and Lemon break up?
是因为韦德吗 Was it Wade?
不 其实都是我的错 No. It was actually all my...
不是任何人 It was no one's...
谁都没有错 It was no one's fault.
没有人 There was no one person
需要对分手负责 responsible for the breakup.
到了婚礼那刻 自然而然的 At the end of the day, it just...
发现我们并不是命中注定 wasn't meant to be.
好了 你们俩 握手言和吧 All right, you two, shake and make up.
就现在 Come on, now.
很好 SHERIFF BILL: Good.
谢谢你救了我一命 Thank you. For saving my life.
当然 我还是很讨厌你 I mean, I still hate you,
知道你死的那一天还会一直恨 and I'll hate you until your dying day,
不过 如果你想跟乔治约会 but... listen, if you want to date George Tucker,
你不用瞒着 then you don't have to hide it from me.
也不要以为我是在祝福你们 I mean, don't consider this a blessing,
只不过 it's just that...
这两天 我连续经历了两次糟糕的 I have been through the worst public humiliation twice
公众羞辱 in two days.
而没有什么事你 There is nothing that you,
或是乔治 or George,
或是任何人 or anyone can do
能击倒我 that will break me.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
今晚太混乱了 It has been a doozy of a night.
但我还好啦 But I'm okay.
事实上 我突然如释重负 I'm relieved, actually.
因为我终于知道我该怎么做了 Because I finally know what I'm going to do.
谢谢你如约见我 Thanks for meeting me here.
那么 我就当你已经做好决定了 Well, then, I take it you made your choice.
乔治 我很抱歉 George, I'm sorry.
-你选了韦德 -没有 - You are picking Wade.- No.
不是这样 韦德 只是在你结婚那天陪着我 No, Wade... just helped me get through your wedding day.
很显然 仅此而已 Apparently, that's it.
我谁都没有选 I'm choosing no one.
-为什么 -因为 乔治 - Why?- Because, George,
我虽然很希望与你牵手 谈场恋爱 as much as I would love to ride off into the sunset with you,
但就目前来看只会更加混乱 right now it's a recipe for disaster.
听着 佐伊 Look, Zoe...
我告诉过你 我不会再伤害你了 I told you, I will never hurt you again.
不会有意 但总有无意伤害 Maybe not intentionally.
你才刚结束了一段15年的恋情 But you just got out of a 15-year relationship.
是你目前岁月的一半 That's half your life.
没有了柠檬 你也就没有了自己 You don't know who you are without Lemon.
但我清楚自己对你的感觉 But I know how I feel about you,
我也知道我们俩在一起会很好 and I know that we can make this work.
我从没有真正谈过恋爱 I've never been in a real relationship.
你甚至连约会都没有过 You've never even dated.
我觉得 你应该先去约会 I'm thinking that you... you probably should.
乔治 我不是你的备胎 George, I can't be your rebound.
好吧 所以 All right, so...
你是在要求我 so you're asking me to...
去跟别人约会吗 date other people?
听上去是有点疯狂 As crazy as that sounds,
但我是这个意思 yeah.
很快那一天就会到来 星空罗列 One day soon, the stars will align,
你会单身 治愈好心中的伤口 我也一样 and you will be single, and healed, and so will I.
但万一事情不如计划这样发展呢 But what if it doesn't work like that?
我们得祈祷它会 We have to hope that it will.
早上好 甜心 Morning, sugar.
你昨晚没回来啊 You didn't come home last night.
我在安娜贝斯家睡的 I stayed at AnnaBeth's.
我没要她抱抱啦 放心 She doesn't coddle me.
-除非我特意要求 -我知道了 - Well, unless I tell her to.- I see.
你怎么样 How are you?
决心依旧 Determined.
我要找工作 To get a job,
搬出你家 to get out of your house,
继续自己的生活 to move on with my life.
好吧 如果可以 我会尽一切帮你 Well, I would love to help. In any way I can.
谢谢 Thank you.
但你做得已经够多了 But you've done enough.
柠檬 Lemon...
-你不必要 -爸爸 - You don't...- Daddy...
我爱你 I love you.
但我也是时候摆脱你的庇护了 And I have to get out from under your wings,
不然这只会让我窒息 otherwise I'm just gonna suffocate in there.
所以求你了 So, please...
让我自己来 Let me.
柠檬 You know, Lemon...
我这儿刚好招人呢 你要来么 there's a job opening here, you want it.
莱蒙·布瑞兰德我怎么会当服务员 Lemon Breeland is not waitress material.
好啦 她不是 No. No, she is not.
不过我还是打算请你喝一杯 But I reckon we'd be willing to give you a shot anyway.
柠檬 这毕竟也是个工作 Lemon, it's a job. All right?
虽然环境略脏 It's dirty,
你还得一天到晚面对大家的杂事 you got to take crap from people all day long,
但它却是是份好工作 but it's honest work.
你觉得还有什么比这更好的工作 And what better way
可以告诉镇上的人们 to show the town of BlueBell
你愿意付出一切 脚踏实地 重新开始 that you are willing to do whatever it takes to start over?
再说了 Besides...
能有个机会在这儿使唤你 我也挺爽的 it would give me such pleasure to boss you around for once.
我能知道您的要求吗 May I take your request?
直接说点单就好了 "Order."
好吧 慢慢来嘛 Yeah. Well, we'll see about that.
这才像话 That's my girl.
露比 Hey, Ruby.
你在这啊 There you are.
我可以坐这儿么 Uh... you mind?
当然 Sure.
露比 Look, Ruby
高中的时候 You know, in high school,
我对你言听计从 you had me wrapped around your little finger.
我是说 跟你在一起 我觉得自己很弱势 I mean, I was powerless around you.
所以我会想 如果我试着跟你分手 So I thought if I ever tried to break up with you,
搞不好你说服一下我又跟你和好了 well, somehow you'd just talk me out of it.
避免这个话题 避免你 It was easier to avoid the subject.
对我来说更简单 And avoid you.
但确实 那样太不成熟 也太懦弱了 But yeah, that was an immature, cowardly move
我道歉 and I apologize.
接受啦 Apology accepted.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能请你喝杯东西么 Can I buy you one drink,
在你又消失个十年八载之前 before you disappear for another decade or two?
勒文 其实你有大堆的机会 Well, Lavon, you'll actually have
可以请我喝东西 plenty of opportunities to buy me drinks.
我决定在这儿呆一段时间 I've decided to stick around for a while.
-你 你要留下来吗 -是啊 - You... you staying?- Yeah.
为什么 Ah... Why?
因为我现在有大把的时间 'Cause I have a lot of time on my hands,
而且没有比搅和你的生活 and nothing would give me more pleasure
更让我开心的事儿了 than to mess with your mind.
开玩笑啦 Kidding.
我祖母想让我留下来帮帮她 My grandmama wants me to stay and help her out for a while.
仅此而已 That's all.
拜 Bye.
还因为你牵着乔治的手看日落去了呢 Thought you would've ridden off into the sunset by now.
我跟乔治不会有结果的 It's not going to work out with George.
-暂时说来 -我懂的 - For now.- I get it.
当你才刚享受了跑车级待遇 Why settle for the four-cylinder
干嘛要选定一般的轿车 when you've just ridden a V8?
对吧 只希望 Right? I just hope
我的完美没有毁了你对其他男人的欲望 I haven't ruined you for all men.
我谁都没选 你个混蛋 I chose nobody, you ass.
我觉得我都没在你的选择范围吧 My hat wasn't even in the ring.
不过 说不定我的床技在考虑之中 Although... I suppose my pants could be.
你居然还在开玩笑 去死吧 You've got to be kidding. No way.
看吧 我刚觉得 你现在是单身 Look, I just figure, you know, you're single.
可以偶尔跟我在一起 当学习什么的 You could take me up on that tutorial.
说不定可以把你的技术练到B Maybe get your grade up from the B-minus.
我不需要人教 I don't need a tutorial.
好吧 Sure.
我知道你在干嘛 I know what you're doing.
但我是个坚强自信的女人 韦德 But I am a strong and confident woman, Wade.
我很清楚 是因为跟我滚过床单的男人 And I know that, from the fact that I have had sex
不超过4个 with no less than four other men...
没有人抱怨过这个 我床技好得很 none of whom complained... that I am great in bed.
很好 就跟我在其他方面一样 Great! Just like I am at everything else I do!
我不需要跟你证明任何事情 I don't have anything to prove to you.
你明白了没 You got that?
听清楚 这不代表什么 This doesn't mean anything. You get that?
我不喜欢你 I don't like you.
我也并不在乎 I don't really care.
就给我承认 我不是个B- Just admit that I'm not a B-minus.
就不 No...
但我倒是知道你怎么可以加分 But I do know how you could make up a little extra credit.
给我闭嘴 Stop talking.