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外星邻居 前景提要 Previously on "The Neighbours"...
这是Weaver夫妇一家 These are the Weavers.
这是他们的新房子 This is there new house.
以及 他们的新邻居 And these are their new neighbours.
我是Larry Bird 这个社区的老大 I'm Larry Bird, leader of this community
就住在你们的西边 and immediate neighbor to your west.
我们跟开着高尔夫车 送蛋糕派的邻居们住一起 We're just living amidst golf cart-driving pie makers
而且他们的名字都是职业运动员 with names of professional athletes.
我确定这必有缘由 I'm sure there's an explanation for this.
我们希望你们能考虑留下来 We hope that you will consider staying.
我们相信我们一定可以相互学到很多东西 We believe there's much we could learn from one another.
Debbie Waever. Debbie Waever.
你好 Hi.
我没事 I'm alright.
见到你很高兴 女性朋友 It's good to see you lady friend.
是啊 好像才过了整整2小时 Yeah, it's been like two whole hours.
抱歉 Forgive me.
我在Zabvron经历了一整个世纪都没有闺蜜的日子 I went through whole centurys without any girlfriends on Zabvron.
当你丈夫是最高领导人时 能有个亲密朋友太难了 It's very hard to have close friends when your husband is supreme leader.
但现在不同了 我有了你 But now I have you.
我们一起来聊聊八卦吧 Let us chere gossip.
我们每周的核安全会议上 谁在跟罗德曼聊天 Who is chatting with Dennis Rodman at our weekly nuclear safety meeting?
- 他告诉我说 - 等一下 核什么 - And he told me - Wait. Nuclear what?
大威廉姆斯发现泰森 that Venus Williams caught Mike Tyson
用了贾巴尔家花园里的郁金香喂养莎拉波娃的草泥马 feeding Maria Sharapova's alpaca tulips from Kareem Adbdul-Jabbar's garden.
我想我们都知道这意味着什么 I think we all know what that means.
- 你确定? - 现在我要画你的爪子 - Do we? - Now I'll paint your claws
直到我们的女性时间同步 while we wait for our lady clocks to synchronize.
- 你要完全把你放回... - 知道了 老爸 - You have to really put your back into it... - I know, dad.
- 不然的话 太空船的蜡就不能持久 - 知道了 老爸 - Otherwise, the spaceship wax won't adhere. - I know, dad.
而如果 流星尘最终渗透进去的话 And if meteor dust penetrates the finish,
- 那你就真的陷入了困境 - 知道了 老爸 - then you're in a real bind. - I know, dad.
同心圆 而不是相反 Concentric circles, not the opposite.
不然你就有大麻烦了 then you'll be in real trouble.
我擦 我擦 我擦擦擦 Polishing. Polishing. Polishing.
继续擦 看看你能不能看到高光 Go ahead. See if you can get a high gloss.
同心圆 Concentric circles.
这是不是很酷 Is this cool or what?
嘿 Weaver先生 Hey, Mr. Weaver.
- 您在忙什么呢 - 少年 我在给发动机换油呢 - What are you doing? - Hey, kiddo. I'm changing the oil.
听着 叫我Marty就可以了 Listen, call me "Marty."
荣幸之至 Mar... ty It would be my honor, Mar... ty.
Reggie Jackson Reggie Jackson!
是时候把推老爸我穿过挡风玻璃了 Time to push your father across the windshield.
或者我们其实可以在这看看Marty换油 Or we could stay here and watch Marty change his oil.
这是个经典的人类维修仪式 It's a classic human maintenance ritual.
靠边站 Marty 在你说"我是一个弱小的种族"之前 Stand back, Marty. I'll lubricate your machine
我先来润滑一下你的机器 before you can say, "I am a lesser species."
你随意 Tron Knock yourself out, Tron.
老爸 Dad.
- Larry 你为什么要碰这个 - 对不起 抱歉 - Larry Why did you touched that? - Sorry. Sorry.
你都搞了些什么 Look what you did.
- 怎么了 - Larry bird 射了我一脸油 - What now? - Larry bird coated me in oil
又用飞船蜡擦了我的脸 and then sponged me with spaceship wax.
嗯 Jackie Joyner-Kerse 帮我涂了指甲 Well, Jackie Joyner-Kersee painted my nails.
显然 这些又讲述了她族人的故事 Apparently, it tells the story of her people.
噢 顺便说一下 Oh, by the way,
麦克泰森被发现用贾巴尔家的花 Mike tyson was spotted feeding Maria Sharapova's alpaca
喂养莎拉波娃的草泥马 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's flowers.
好吧 我们得开始花多点时间跟人类打交道了 Okay, we need to start spending more time with humans.
- 必须的 我们需要更多人类 - 嗯 - Yeah, we need more humans. - Yeah.
好主意 That's a good idea.
那太棒了 That's fantastic.
好的 哦 不 我直接发短信给你地址 Okay. Well, no, I'll just text you the address.
我们待会见 I'll see you in a little bit.
Scott 和 Tracy 要过来了? Scott and Tracy are in?
不久就到 太棒了 They are so in. This is perfect.
我父母照看孩子们 My folks have the kids...
四对夫妇来我们家聚 为今晚准备准备吧 And we have four of our best couples locked and loaded for this evening.
我准备去花园 去拿我的扑克桌子 I'm gonna go to the garage. I'm gonna get my poker table.
还要去拿点高脂肪食物 I gotta get some fatty foods.
你们女生们打算做点什么 What are you gonna do with the girls?
嗯 附近有个新的西班牙餐厅 Well, there's a new tapas restaurant.
据说不错 I've heard good things.
一点女性话题 一点汽酒 我会焕然一新 A little girl talk, a little sangria, I'll be a new woman.
你喝汽酒时最棒了 You're great when you drink sangria.
喝点小酒 做最好的自己 I'm the best version of myself when I drink sangria.
这正是我想要的 亲爱的 一个人类朋友间的欢乐之夜 This is what we need, honey. A night with human friends,
不用解释什么 没有绿泥 No explaining, no green slime.
说到这 Speaking of which,
你准备怎么做 对那些 你懂的 What are we gonna do about, uh, you know?
好吧 Right.
我们之前告诉他们今晚可以过来感受一下我们的头发 We told them they could come over and feel our hair tonight.
不是吧 又来? 他们自己有头发 Come on. Again? They have their own hair.
我们头发有什么特别么 我完全搞不懂 What is so special about our hair? I don't get it.
嗯 至少他们不再问 要不要把护肤液抹在我们身上了 Well, at least they stopped asking to put lotion on us.
- 好吧 - 嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我们必须得想一点合适的拒绝理由了 Well, we're gonna have to come up with some kind of excuse,
很好 但是我们尽量得绅士一点 我不想让Larry太过伤心 Okay, but we have to be gentle. We don't want to upset Larry.
为什么你要担心Larry Why are you so worried about upsetting Larry?
- 你不知道? - 嗯 - You don't know? - No.
- 所有事都跟他有关 - 什么 - It's a whole thing with him. - What?
因为他是他们的头 每次他感觉痛苦或者被拒绝 Because he's their leader, every time he feels pain or rejection,
整个社区其他人 都能感受到他的情绪 the whole community feels it with him.
- 哦 不是吧 - 我告诉你 你看着 - Oh, please. - I'm telling you. Watch.
嘿 伙计们 你们好么 Hi, guys. Hey. How are ya?
太自私了 That's so mean!
太伤人心了 That was so hurtful.
好吧 撒一个善意的小谎不会死人 Okay. A little white lie never killed anyone.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hey. - Hey.
快请进 我们等着你们呢 Come in. Come in. We've been waiting.
你好 Weaver先生 Hey, Mr. Weaver.
你好 最近怎么样 小伙子 Hey! How you doing, kid?
咳咳 如果5秒内我没感觉到头发 Okay, if I'm not feeling hair within five seconds,
那就有大问题了 there's gonna be a problem.
这个 我们 呃 有一个坏消息 Hey. So we have some, uh, bad news, guys.
今晚我们不得不取消你们的活动了 We are going to have to cancel tonight.
因为我们好像忘了之前有约朋友到家里玩 所以 It seems we totally forgot we have friends coming over tonight, so...
从Bayonne来 From Bayonne.
喔 太好了 Debbie Weaver Oh, wonderful, Debbie Weaver.
我迫不及待的想见见你其他朋友呢 I cannot wait to meet your other friends.
我们很高兴你们今晚能一起来 We would love for you guys to come tonight...
但是 呃 他们就是一群新泽西人 Yeah, but it's... it's a real jersey crowd,
你知道的 一些蓝领人士 You know, it's a couple of blue-collar dudes
- 和一些家庭主妇 - 是这样 你们会觉得不合群的 - And some housewives. Ugh. - Yeah, and you guys being so alien-y,
你们可能难以融入 以后还是有很多机会的 You might not fit in, and it's leaving too much to chance.
是啊 尽管我们非常希望你们能到场 Yeah. As much as we would love to have you guys there...
- 哦 我们真的很想你们去 - 非常非常想 - Oh, we would so love to have you. - So much.
- 就是这样 - 没错 - Yeah. - Yeah.
但是 千万不要来 But please don't come.
- 你们不来真的很重要 - 没错 - It's really important that you don't come. - Yeah.
- 好么? - 记住了 不要来 - Okay? - Okay. Don't come.
呆在原地 Stay put.
- 呆在这 - 呆在自己家里 - Stay here. - Stay in the living room.
- 这里真的很不错 - 嗯 - It's so nice here. - Yeah.
没错 Yeah.
你跟我想的是一样的么 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- 我想他们希望我们去 - 我们应该剃光他们的头发 - I think they want us to come. - We should shave their heads.
我们就可以在任何时候感觉到他们的头发了 Then we could feel their hair anytime we felt like it.
你好 妈妈 Hello, mother.
哦 你好 Reggie Jackson Oh, hello, Reggie Jackson.
有什么问题困扰着你么 Reggie Is something troubling you, Reggie?
是我老爸啦 他拒绝融入人类社会 It's my father. He refuses to fit in.
为什么他就不能更像Marty Weaver一些呢 Why can't he be more like Marty Weaver?
Marty很酷 Marty is so cool.
是啊 Yes.
你看起来也有烦恼啊 妈妈 You seem troubled as well, mother.
我是Debbie Weaver最好的朋友 I'm Debbie Weaver's best friend.
很明显 她想让我今晚过去 It's clear she wants me there tonight.
她只是担心我不合群 She's just worried I won't fit in.
哦 如果我能知道如何表现的像个真正的人类 Oh, if only I knew how to behave like a real human,
像个真正的家庭主妇 Like a real housewife.
我借了Amber的电话 I borrowed Amber's telephone.
她是这个电视节目的忠实观众 She watches this television program religiously.
他们从手机上看电视? They watch television on their telephones?
别问 Don't ask.
这正是你要找的东西 妈妈 It's exactly what you're looking for, mother.
新泽西家庭主妇 New Jersey housewives.
真正的家庭主妇 Real housewives.
她们看起来非常 They seem very...
心理不平衡 mentally imbalanced.
她们不仅仅是表演一场电视秀 老妈 They don't just give anyone television shows, mother.
这些女人都是社会的支柱 These women must be pillars of society.
你是对的 Reggie You're right, Reggie.
告诉我更多关于她们家庭主妇的事情 Tell me more about these real housewives.
据我所知 真正家庭主妇的工作 Best I can tell, the job of a real housewife
- 就是诋毁别的家庭主妇 - 明白 - is to denigrate other housewives... - Done.
- 不断的挑起争论 - 简单 - Stir up controversy whenever possible... - Easy.
- 告诉别人你的老公有多富有 - 轻松 - Talk about how rich your husband is... - Well, hello.
并且 偶尔 And occasionally,
直接对着镜头说一些耸人听闻的事情 Say really melodramatic things directly to camera.
但为什么 But why?
- 太美了 - Marty 这太棒了 - Beautiful! - Marty, this is great!
- 我知道 没错吧 - 上帝啊 看这个地方 - I know, right? - God, look at this place!
简直就是一个城堡 It's a fricking castle!
- 恭喜 - 地板是竹子做的 - Congratulations. - Floors are bamboo.
哦 从贝永到竹子上 看啊 Ooh, from bayonne to bamboo. Look at you guys.
你做到了 太棒了 You did it! This is great.
过来 我们带你们好好参观一下 其他人马上就到 Come on. We'll give you the tour, the rest of the gang will be here soon..
顺便说一句 非常棒的小进步 Great little development, by the way.
这里的邻居怎么样 What are the neighbors like?
看着我 丈夫 Regard me, husband.
你穿了些什么 What are you wearing?
我打扮的像个真正的家庭主妇 I am dressed like a real housewife.
如果你给我们买个手机看电视 Which you would know if you just bought us a telephone
你就会知道这些 to watch television on.
我才不会让我的家人盲目的坐在手机前 I will not have my family mindlessly sitting around a telephone
看一整天的电视 watching television all day.
好吧 我准备去参加Debbie Weaver和她的女性朋友的派对 Well, I'm going to join Debbie Weaver and her female friends.
你觉得 marty weaver今晚会让我安静的坐在一边 Do you think marty weaver would allow me to sit quietly
去学习他的扑克习惯么 and learn the customs of his poker night?
胡说八道 Nonsense.
你完全没必要去从那群人身上学东西 You have nothing to learn from those men.
但是你可以看着 像我一样俯视他们 But you may watch as I dominate them,
然后你就知道谁的习惯更值得学习了 And then you'll see whose customs are worth learning.
我来这是为了俯视那些男人们的 I'm here to dominate the men.
我来这里是与那些婊子打交道的 And I'm here to hang with the bitches.
我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do?
我只想跟正常人类过一个晚上 I just wanted a night with normal human beings.
她穿成什么鸟样 我们到底该怎么做 And what the hell is she wearing? What are we gonna do?
- 我不知道 - 你不知道? - I don't know. - You don't know?
- 我真的不知道 - Mark 和 Mindy在客厅和我的朋友们 - I don't know. - Mark and Mindy are making small talk
做一些小交流 快想办法啊 Marty with our friends in our living room. Think, Marty!
- 好吧 要让他们离开 我们不能把话说的太直接 - 为什么不 - Well, we can't exactly ask them to leave. - Why not?
- 你问我为什么 - 为什么 - Why not? - Why not?
因为我们让Larry伤心后的几秒钟时间内 Because the second we hurt Larry's feelings,
所有的邻居都要跑到街上大哭大闹 The whole neighborhood's gonna run into the streets crying and wailing.
你想跟我们的朋友们怎么解释 You wanna explain that to our friends or should I?
看来我们别无选择 So we have no choice.
像上次你逼着我看Downtown Abbey一样 We just gotta get through it as quickly as possible.
我们尽快搞定这事儿吧 Like the time you made me watch "Downtown Abbey."
- 你说Downtown Abbey - 怎么了 我是说 我觉得那 - "Downton Abbey." - What? I know. I thought that was...
- Maggie Smith演的谁 - 她演Abbey - Who does Maggie Smith play? - She played abbey.
- 哦 得了吧 - 不 我是开玩笑的 我特喜欢那个 听着 - Oh, come on! - No, I'm kidding. I loved it. Look...
面对我们的敌人 Common enemy.
- 让我们解决他们吧 - 好的 - Let's get 'em. - Okay.
儿子 来感觉一下这个毛毡 Son, come feel the felt.
老爸 我真的觉得 你不该这么做 Dad, I really don't think you're supposed to feel the felt.
如果他们不想让你感觉一下毛毡 If they didn't want you to feel the felt,
- 这东西就不会叫 - 好了 我们今天玩点什么 - They wouldn't call it... - Okay, so what do you say we wante up and play?
来吧 Here we go.
所以 你们和Marty Weaver So... What are the origins
的关系究竟是什么 of your involvement with Marty Weaver?
一辈子的好基友 Oh, we're lifers.
我和这货从前一起在Trenton小学念书的 Me and this jackass go all the way back to Trenton elementary.
这货 Jackass.
坐在那的Pete 我们是大学同学 And pete over there... we went to college together.
那时他是我最好的朋友 He was my best man.
那是谁取代了他呢 And who supplanted him?
为了今晚女士们的私人时间 To ladies' night!
这杯酒可以洗洗睡了 它马上就要被我干掉了 And to this sangria, may it rest in peace, 'cause I'm about to kill it.
抱歉 Ooh. Sorry.
你给我小心点 邋遢鬼 Watch it, tramp!
洒在你廉价的衣服上可能没什么 Maybe it's no big thing to spill it all over your skank wrap,
但是 还是有人穿了华丽昂贵的衣服的 but some of us are dripping in class and luxury.
我勒个去 What the hell?
Jackie 你要干嘛 Jackie, what are you doing?
Debbie Weaver 别担心 Don't worry, Debbie Weaver.
我已经拿着电话里的电视节目研究很久 怎么做一个家庭主妇了 I've been studying Real housewives on one of your telephone programs.
哦 别这样 Jackie Oh, no. Jackie!
所以 Tracy So, Tracy...
Liz和你老公勾搭在一起 这事你怎么看 How does it feel to know that Liz has the hots for your husband?
所以我们脑子还清醒 So we're not crazy.
好了 这家伙 Okay, that freak...
说真的 我不觉得Liz真的 To be honest, I didn't really think
对Tracy的老公感兴趣 that Liz was interested in Tracy's husband,
但是只吃饭未免太无聊 but dinner was getting a little bit boring,
我来活跃一下气氛 so I thought I'd spice things up a little bit.
所以 你们勾搭了多久 So how long has it been going on?
没这回事 There is nothing happening.
我们那晚只是在玩填字游戏 Okay? We just play "words with friends" at night,
偶尔在角落里聊了聊天而已 and sometimes we do that little chat thing in the corner.
哦 弄假成真了 Uh-oh. Things just got real.
三个巫师 两个公主 我又赢了 Three wizards and two princesses. I win again.
Reggie 看着点 你老爸比人类牛逼多了 Observe, Reggie, your father dominating the humans.
是比其他人类 因为 我们都是人嘛 对吧 The other humans, because what, we're all humans, right?
Larry 听着 谢谢你 Okay, so, Larry, listen, I want to thank you
过来和我们一起玩 但是 for stopping by and playing with us, but...
现在 要进入今晚的主题了 But now it is time to move on to the true point of the evening.
称颂我们的父亲 Honoring our fathers.
在我家乡 Now where I'm from...
是英国 他英国人 The UK. He's from the UK.
是 没错 Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
在英国 当男性聚集在一起的时候 Now on UK, when males gather,
一定要高度赞扬我们的父亲 it is important to pay tribute to our fathers.
Reggie 你来做个示范 Reggie, emit a yelp of honor for papa.
- 我不要 他们在这边都不这么做 - 为了我 - I don't want to. They don't do that here. - Emit for papa.
- 我不想 - 快！ - I don't want to. - Emit for papa!
谢谢 Thank you.
行 这样的话 我们的扑克以 Okay, so that awkwardly concludes
蛋疼的赞扬父亲结束了 the father tribute portion of our poker game.
我老爸这周要75了 My old man would've turned 75 this week.
- 他是个好人 - 他是个冷血的家伙 - He was a good man. - He was a coldhearted bastard.
他唯一一次 说我爱你 The only time he ever said "I love you"
还是在医院的病床上 was through his trach hole
声音通过气管切开的洞说出来的 as he lay dying in his hospital bed.
我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
至少你听到了 伙计 Hey, at least you heard it, man.
至少他听到了 对不对 伙计们 At least he heard it. Right, fellas?
你参加我婚礼的时候没穿内裤 Well, you didn't wear underwear to my wedding!
哦 提一句 你的孩子像Ed Asner Oh, well, news flash. Your baby looks like Ed Asner!
你居然敢提我的孩子 Oh! Don't you dare talk about my baby!
你要扎我？ You're gonna stab me? Over...
Tracy 放下刀子 Liz 你给我坐下 Tracy, put the knife down. Liz, you sit down.
- 嗯 如果你问我 - 我没有 - Well, if you ask me... - I didn't.
还有 Jackie 在我们能单独谈谈之前 And, Jackie, I don't want you to say another word
你给我闭嘴 until you and I have spoken in private.
哦 来了 来了 Oh! Well, here we go.
这就是Debbie啊 That is classic Debbie.
妈妈来了 Mom's here!
那什么意思 Tracy What is that supposed to mean, Tracy?
得了吧 你总是告诉我们该怎么做 Oh, please. You're always telling us what to do.
感觉像是 有人让你继承了新泽西女王的王位 It's, like, who died and made you queen of New Jersey?
我记得 上次我看的时候 还是Bon Jovi女士 Because the last time I checked, it was still Mrs. Bon Jovi.
事实上Bon Jovi女士 不关我事 但是 The truth is, the Mrs. Bon Jovi reference was lost on me, but...
Jackie闭嘴 Jackie, shut up!
别再对着墙讲话 Stop talking to the wall!
我受够了 I've had enough.
我就想拿出一个晚上和我的朋友好好聚聚 All I wanted was a relaxing evening out with my girlfriends.
所以我不想叫你来 This is exactly why I didn't want you to come tonight.
你不想 You didn't want me to come?
我在撒谎 I was lying.
礼貌的客气一下 That is what people do when they're trying to be polite.
我要不要给你写下来 我不想你今天过来 Do I have to spell it out for you? I did not want you to come.
婊子们 我失陪一下 If you bitches will excuse me...
能不能等下再说 Can't this wait?
称颂你的父亲可以很感人 These father tributes can be very moving.
但是 Pete有点奇怪 对不对 Although Pete's got a bit weird, didn't it?
是 没错 Yes, it did.
Larry 我受够了 我只想 和我的朋友一起 I can't take it anymore, Larry. All I wanted to do was
喝喝酒 打打扑克 drink beer and play poker with my buddies.
你毁了这一切 You're ruining my night.
我是说 至少 你该试着融入吧 I mean, the least you could do is try and fit in.
我搞不清人类说的融入 I continue to be mystified by this human concept of fitting in.
如果我继续我行我素 我又毁了谁的生活 If I wish to do as I please, whose life am I ruining?
我的 Mine.
Reggie Reggie?
你想叫我称颂你 You wanted my father tribute.
听着 Here you go.
我绝不会忘记我的父亲 I will never forget my father,
他把我带到一个奇怪的星球 甚至没问过我的意见 How he brought me to a strange planet without ever asking me,
现在 他拒绝融入 and now he then refused to adapt.
那叫毛毡 因为有绒 不是叫你去感受它 It's called felt because it's fuzzing. How because you feeling.
他们这不用称颂父亲 They don't pay tributes to their fathers.
他们喝酒 侃球 They drink beer and talk sports.
而且 那牌不是巫师和公主 And the cards aren't called wizards and princesses.
他们叫小鬼和皇后 They're called goblins and mamas.
我恨你 I hate you.
Larry 我不想你为了那个伤心 Larry, I don't want you to get upset about that.
别 只是 我 别伤心 Don't... just... I want... don't be sad now.
你应该 Larry 别 You should... Larry, don't be...
Larry Larry 冷静 Larry. Larry, easy!
哦 不 他儿子讨厌他 Oh, no, his son hates him!
我忍不了了 我要跳了 I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我很好 I'm fine!
只是 桑心 Just sad.
嘿 Hey.
没必要浪费时间陪我 去跟你闺蜜过狂欢夜吧 Debbie Weaver There's no need to waste your girls' night in here with me, Debbie Weaver.
你该回去陪你真正的朋友 You should go back to your real friends.
其实 其他人都离开了 Actually, everyone else left.
你什么意思 什么叫我"真正的朋友" What do you mean, my "real friends"?
嗯 很明显 我误会了我们之间的关系 Well, clearly, I misunderstood our relationship.
哦 不 别坐下 Ooh. No, don't sit.
地上很脏 还有你那两条光溜溜的大腿 That's a dirty floor and some bare thighs.
我以为我终于找到个闺蜜 I thought I finally had a girlfriend,
我只是想跟你形影不离 and all I wanted to do was be there for you.
这可真贴心 真的 That's really sweet, actually.
抱歉 汽酒放大了我的快感 I'm sorry. Sangria has some real high highs for me
也催化了我的泪腺 and some real low lows.
哦 现在我懂了 你不想我缠着你 Well, I understand now that you don't want me around,
所以从今往后我不会再破坏你的夜生活了 so I won't be ruining any more of your nights.
哦 咱能站着说话吗 好不 Oh, can we do this standing up, please?
不成? No?
好吧 Okay.
Jackie 我很喜欢你在我身边 Jackie, I love having you around.
只不过你和Larry Bird对周遭一切充满好奇心 It's just that you and Larry Bird are still new at all this,
而Marty和我有时候需要和一些 and sometimes Marty and I need to be around people
不用我俩去解释一切的人待会儿 who we don't have to explain everything to.
我明白 I understand.
Larry和我一直在抱怨 Larry and I are constantly complaining about
听你和Marty解释那些有多没劲 how we have to dumb everything down for you and Marty.
真的无聊出翔了 真的 It's quite tedious, actually.
好吧 很显然 你不是唯一一个 Well, apparently, you're not the only friend of mine
说我无聊的朋友 who finds me tedious.
啥 What?
哦 你不会是在介怀Tarcy说的话吧 没有吧 Oh, you're not bothered by what Tracy said, are you?
她妥妥的就是羡慕嫉妒恨呐 It's so obvious that she's just jealous.
继续 Go on.
你注意到那些女人盯着你房子的眼神了吗 Did you see the way those women looked at your house?
真的吗 Really?
红果果的仇富啊 Total bamboo-envy.
而且 你头发还这么好看 Also, you have the best hair.
今晚不行 我不能 Not tonight, I don't.
Jackie 你可真漂亮 Jackie, you're so pretty.
我是说 你的裙子难看死了 不过你很漂亮 I mean, your dress is terrible, but you're so pretty.
我告诉过你 我的情绪被放大了 I told you, highs and lows.
这么说... So...
我俩现在算是真正的闺蜜了? We really are girlfriends then?
哦 Jackie Oh, Jackie.
我俩正在公共厕所的地板上哭天抹泪 We're crying on the floor of a public bathroom.
我俩绝壁能算闺蜜了 We're the definition of girlfriends.
Larry? Larry?
滚淡 Go away!
我正忙着感受幸福呢 I'm busy being happy.
瞧 你得承认 这孩子有一点说得对 Look, you got to admit, the kid's got a point.
尝试一下融入社会你会死吗 Would it kill you to try a little harder to adapt?
融入社会? Adapt?
你知道这话对我来说有多离谱吗 Do you know how ridiculous that sounds to me?
设想一下你要努力融入一种 Imagine trying to fit in to a civilization
由善良但愚蠢的沙鼠们组建的文明 run by well-meaning but mindless gerbils.
- 哦 嗯 我觉得我们不是... - 想象一下你得像沙鼠一样进食 - Oh, well, I don't think that we... - Imagine having to eat like gerbils,
像沙鼠一样睡觉 像沙鼠一样洗澡 sleep like gerbils, bathe like gerbils.
- 哦 好吧 我... - 说明一下 - Yeah, okay, I... - Just to clarify,
你之于我就像沙鼠之于你是一样一样的 you are to me as gerbils are to you.
哇 我是说 我想我没搞明白 Wow. I mean, I guess I didn't realize
你是有多讨厌这里啊 Larry how much you hate it here, Larry.
我没有 我只是... I don't. I just...
恐怕在回到扎布隆星之前 I fear it may be a very long time
还得在这儿呆上好一阵子呢 before we return to zabvron,
我担心我的孩子们会忘记他们的故乡 and I worry my children will forget where they come from.
哦 你知道 Well, you know,
听着 我... Listen, I...
我小时候 When I was growing up,
我家每周日晚上都会聚餐 we would have Sunday supper.
每周都会 我母亲会准备美味的牛肉酱 every week, my mom would make nice veal parm,
我之前一直想着 等我拥有自己的家庭之后 and I always figured that when I had my own family,
我也会继承母亲的做法 可是... I would do the same thing, but...
你知道 Max周日要参加足球社 you know, Max has soccer on Sunday
Abby要参加体操社 而且... and Abby has gymnastics, and...
Amber还不相信肉也是一种食材 Amber doesn't believe in meat as a source of food.
她给我的印象是 你家进化最完全的沙鼠 She always struck me as the most evolved gerbil in your family.
嗯 她是 谢了 Yeah, she is. Thank you.
你瞧 Larry 我必须评判一句啊 Look, Larry, I had to adjust.
所以我现在隔段时间就煮一次茄子酱 So now every once in a while, I make eggplant parm,
孩子们都很喜欢 Amber也喜欢 and the kids love it. Amber, too.
她不再管那玩意儿叫杀人酱了 我好欣慰 She stopped calling it murder sauce, which is nice.
听着 你是得尽力让你们的文明得以延续 但是... Look, you have to find ways to keep your culture alive, but...
你也得愿意来适应我们的社会 you also have to be willing to adapt.
受教了 Marty Weaver Sound advice, Marty Weaver.
绕了个大圈子 但受益匪浅 Long walk to get there, but sound advice.
对 Yeah.
我懂 I know.
但我想故事永远不会结束 I thought the story would never end.
- 我开始害怕了 - 好吧 要说的都说完了 - I was beginning to panic. - Okay, we're done.
我... I...
我看了 I looked into it.
扑克牌上印着的人叫"国王"还有"王后" The people on the playing cards are referred to as "kings" and "queens."
我不知道 I didn't know that.
我从Weaver家偷来的 I stole it from the Weavers.
他们有七台 They have seven.
电视比人还多 More televisions than people.
哦 这剧太棒了 Oh, this is an excellent show.
哦 爸 这不是... Oh, father, this isn't a...
对 你说得对 Yes. You're right.
这是...大家伙儿都看这节目 It's a... that's a very popular program.
我知道为啥 I can see why.
一股暖流传遍我的周身 I'm filling up with warmth.
治愈我的第一步啊 Step one of my healing process!
夫人 Milady.
可怕的是 What's scary is
这并非我今夜经历过最疯狂的事 that this isn't even the craziest part of my night.
彼此彼此 Same here.
闺蜜狂欢夜过得如何 How was girls' night?
我们在酒吧跟人打起来了 We got into a bar fight.
基友狂欢夜又怎么样 How was guys' night?
所有人都在说自己老爸 然后哭得稀里哗啦 Everyone talked about their dads and cried.
我想我是真喜欢他们 Marty I think I really like them, Marty.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我也一样 Me, too.
所以我不想警告你什么 但是 So I don't want to alarm you, but,
Larry Bird偷了咱家的平板电视 Larry Bird stole our flat screen.
好吧 Okay.
哦 我没料到这个结局 Oh, I did not see that coming.