孩子们 站好了 Children, get into place.
你站后边... You in the back...
后面那排 站直了 In the back, stand up straight!
准备拍照了 Get ready for the photo.
孩子们 安静 Children, please calm down!
孩子们 Children!
后面那一排 别乱动了 The row in the back, stop moving.
不要动 Stand still!
那边那两个... You two over there...
昨天 老师出了一个很有趣的题目 Yesterday, our teacher gave us an interesting topic.
告诉我你们 "Tell me what you want to be
长大后的志向 when you grow up."
尼古拉 这又不难 Nicholas, it can't be that hard.
如果你不知道自己想要做什么 就难了 Yes it can, if you don't know what you want to be.
其他的孩子都知道 The other kids, they all know.
像阿尔切斯特 他想当一名外交官 Alceste, for example, he wants to be a minister.
阿尔切斯特是我最好的朋友 Alceste is my best friend,
一个只知道吃的胖男孩 a fat boy who's always eating.
那是猪肘 That's ham hock.
那是猪背肉 That's pork loin.
那些是猪排 Those are pork chops.
那是猪鼻子 看起来不怎样 但很好吃 That's pig's snout. It doesn't look good, but it is.
他想当外交官的原因是 The reason he wants to be a minister
因为他们总开宴会 is because they have lots of banquets.
我们家过圣诞节时 At our house for Christmas,
外婆 多萝西姑姑 尤金叔叔都会来 we're having granny, aunt Dorothy and uncle Eugene.
我们家就会有香肠 火鸡和栗子吃 At our place, we're having sausage, turkey and chestnuts.
接着是乔弗瓦 他以后会子承父业 Later on, Geoffroy will work with his father.
你好 Hello?
请等一下 One moment, please.
是我 你好 Yes, hello?
乔弗瓦住在一个大豪宅里 Geoffroy lives in a big house
他家有一个大花园 with a big garden.
他家甚至有一个肾脏形的游泳池 He even has a kidney-shaped pool.
乔弗瓦的父亲非常富有 Geoffroy's dad is very rich
可以给他买任何想要的东西 and buys him anything he wants.
乔弗瓦最喜欢的就是打扮自己 What Geoffroy likes best of all is dressing up.
因为乔弗瓦的父亲总是忙于工作 Since Geoffroy's dad works a lot,
由管家艾伯特照顾他 It's Albert, the butler, who watches him.
那是克洛泰尔 That's Clotaire.
他有辆非常棒的自行车 He has a terrific bike.
是比赛专用的 It's a race bike.
那为什么会有个架子呢 Then why's it got a rack?
我告诉过你了 这是比赛专用车架 I told you, it's a race rack.
克洛泰尔的梦想是成为自行车比赛冠军 Clotaire's dream is to be a champion cyclist.
路易十六上了断头台 Louis XVI was taken to the scaffold.
克洛泰尔 Clotaire!
我刚才讲了什么 What did I just say?
克洛泰尔是我班倒数第一名 Clotaire is bottom of the class.
断头台 A scaffold?
断头台是干什么的 What's a scaffold for?
烧水用的吗 For boiling water?
到墙角罚站 Go to the corner.
他总是因为古怪的答案 He's always getting punished
受到惩罚 because of his creative answer.
成绩单一发下来 When he gets his report card,
他就不能看电视和吃甜点了 he's deprived of TV and dessert.
校长斥责他说 The headmaster scolded him.
你的父母节衣缩食让你上学 Your parents deprive themselves to give you an education!
显然 大家都很怕 Of course, getting report cards
收到成绩单 is no fun for anyone.
尼古拉 Nicholas...
不守纪律 不专心 "Undisciplined. Easily distracted."
要争取更大进步 "Could do better."
欧德是唯一不害怕的人 Eudes is the only one who isn't afraid.
欧德 在上课或者玩耍时 Eudes! "Quarrelsome and aggressive,
爱争吵并且好斗 in class and at playtime.
唱歌的成绩 Fair grades
还说得过去 in singing."
我爸从来不说我 My father never says a thing.
你知道为什么吗 You know why?
我敢像这样直视他的双眼 I look him straight in the eye, like this.
然后他就签字了 搞定 Then he signs it and that's that.
成绩怎么这么差 What kind of grades are these?
回房间 不许吃甜食 To bed with no dessert!
我猜他肯定直视得不够 I guess he must not have looked straight enough.
欧德说他想要当一名强盗 Eudes says he wants to be a bandit.
我想要当强盗 I want to be a bandit.
强盗 那不是个职业 Bandit! That's not a profession.
它是 如果没有强盗 Yes, it is! If there weren't any bandits,
你父亲就丢了饭碗 your father wouldn't have a job
而你就会住在小窝棚里 and you'd live in a shack.
你敢再说一遍 Say that again?
住在破烂的小窝棚 A rotten shack.
鲁弗斯想和父亲一样 Rufus wants to be a policeman,
当一名警察 like his father.
但论起捣蛋的本事 But talk about goofing up,
可没人及得上他 he's the champ.
伙伴们 我要模仿一个怪物 猜猜是谁 Hey guys, I'll imitate a monster. Guess who it is?
-科学怪人 -木乃伊 - Frankenstein! - The mummy!
-浮宫魅影 -吸血鬼德拉库 - Belphegor! - Dracula!
狼人 The werewolf!
我的姑姑杰曼 My aunt Germaine!
不 是老土豆 No! It's old spuds!
老土豆是我们的学监 Old spuds is our supervisor.
他每次都会说 every time he will say
看着我的眼睛 Look me in the eye.
土豆也有眼睛 And potatoes have eyes too.
我刚开始也没明白 I didn't get it at first either.
是高年级的学长告诉我的 The older boys explained it to me.
老土豆喜欢让我们抄写句子 Old spuds likes to make us write sentences.
给我写 我不会通过不切实际的 "l will not mock my supervisors by making
荒谬模仿来嘲弄我的监督 grotesque imitations which are totally unrealistic."
阿尼昂是唯一不会被罚的人 Agnan is the only one that'll never happen to.
他是全班第一 还是老师的宠儿 Agnan is top of the class and teacher's pet,
但更重要的是 but above all
他很卑鄙 he's a dirty rat.
老师 老师 Teacher! Teacher!
他们上课说话 They're talking.
我们不喜欢他 We don't like him much,
但是我们不能打他 他戴着眼镜呢 but we can't hit him, he's got glasses.
你们不能打我 我戴眼镜 You can't hit me, I've got glasses.
没人知道阿尼昂长大后想做什么 No one knows what Agnan wants to be when he grows up.
老师 他抄袭 Teacher! He's copying.
父亲像我这么大时 When dad was my age,
想要做许多事情 there were plenty of things he wanted to be.
他说如果他没跟妈妈结婚 He says that if he hadn't married mom,
他可能会成为 he would've been
足球冠军... a soccer champion...
游泳冠军... a swimming champion...
先生们 各就各位 Gentleman, on your marks,
准备 Get set...
甚至是... And even...
自行车冠军 a cycling champion.
还是吹牛世界冠军更沾边 World champion of mythomania is more like it.
那是布里德特先生 That's Mr. Bledurt.
谁问你了 大忙人先生 Who asked you, Mr. Busybody?
到别的地方偷听去 Go eavesdrop elsewhere.
周围邻居都能听见 大嗓门 The whole neighborhood can hear you, loudmouth.
-你看着 -什么 - Watch it... - What?
你不怕我 You don't scare me.
他和爸爸总是嘲弄对方 He and dad tease each other.
别碰我好吗 Don't touch me, ok?
吹牛是什么运动 What kind of sport is mythomania?
滚回家去 Go home!
该妈妈出场了... And then there's mom...
妈妈 妈妈 Mom! Mom!
毫无疑问 妈妈总是特别称职 One thing's for sure, mom always wanted to be a mom.
我就喜欢 And I wouldn't want her
妈妈这个样子 to be anything else.
你吓着我了 You scared me.
我知道为什么自己没有志向了 I know why I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
因为我的生活非常美满 我不想改变 It's because my life is swell and I don't ever want it to change.
小淘气尼古拉
谁知道小拇指汤姆的故事 Who knows the story of little Tom Thumb?
欧德 Eudes?
他很小 He's little?
正确 还有别的吗 Yes. What else?
鲁弗斯 Rufus?
因为很小 所以他偷东西后就逃跑 He's little, so he steals things and runs away.
不对 Not exactly.
阿尔切斯特 Alceste?
他不爱吃饭 所以他非常瘦 He refuses to eat well, so he's all skinny.
不对 Not quite.
尼古拉 Nicholas?
好了 阿尼昂你说吧 Ok, go ahead, Agnan.
小拇指汤姆被叫做拇指汤姆是因为 Little Tom Thumb was called Tom thumb because
他身体小如拇指 he was as little as a thumb.
他是一个穷人家中最小的孩子 He was the youngest child of a poor family
家里没有食物来养孩子 who had no food for their children,
所以这对父母就决定 so the parents decided
把他们遗弃到树林里 to abandon them in the forest.
幸运的是 小... Luckily, little...
恭喜你 乔基姆 Congratulations, Joachim.
乔基姆有弟弟了 Joachim has a little brother.
安静 Silence!
克洛泰尔 你在做什么 Clotaire, what are you doing?
快点吧 告诉我们 Come on, tell us!
我睡得正香呢 爸爸进来把我叫醒 I was fast asleep. Dad came in and woke me up.
他穿着整齐但没有刮胡子 He was dressed and unshaved,
然后他开始大笑 and he started to laugh.
他说我有弟弟了 He said I'd had a little brother.
然后呢 And then?
他带我去看望妈妈 He took me to see my mother.
她虽然住院了 但看起来跟爸爸一样高兴 She was at the hospital, but she looked as happy as dad.
在她旁边的 And next to her,
就是我的弟弟 was my little brother.
你看起来可不太高兴 You sure don't look happy.
我为什么要高兴 Why would I be?
他总是在哭叫 但如果我大声说话 He's always screaming, but if I raise my voice
他们就让我安静 而且爸爸说我让他头疼 they tell me to hush and dad says I'm giving him a headache.
我一走到摇篮附近 If I get anywhere near the cradle,
他们就让我走开 they tell me to scram.
婴儿多大了 How big is a baby?
大概这么高吧 About this high.
跟你的玩具一样高 Then put your toys that high.
他们会让他跟你住一个房间的 They'll make you share your room with him.
没门儿 那是我的房间 是我的 No way, it's my room! It's mine!
把他放到花园里 Put him in the garden.
我们没有花园 We don't have a garden.
那就盖一个 Then build one.
车库怎么样 我们的狗就住那儿 How about the garage? Our dog sleeps there.
我想要的是自行车 不是弟弟 I wanted a bicycle, not a brother.
他会偷走你的糖果 而你却不能抱怨 He'll steal your candy and you won't be able to complain.
因为如果你抱怨了 'Cause if you complain,
他们会说你嫉妒心太强 还要惩罚你 they say you're jealous and punish you.
也许你会住车库 Maybe you'll end up in the garage.
你有麻烦了 You're in trouble.
没有别的办法吗 You didn't have any idea?
没有 但是爸爸最近确实有点儿怪 No. But it's true, dad was acting strange lately.
怎么说 Like what?
他对我妈妈非常体贴 Well, like he was real nice to my mother.
例如 他把食物搬进家门 For example, he'd carry the groceries home.
他会说 "亲爱的 我可不想把你累坏了" He'd say, "darling, I don't want you getting tired."
有一天 他甚至亲自倒垃圾了 One day, he even took the trash out
却没有抱怨 这很反常 without moaning. That's unusual.
-妈妈 -怎么 亲爱的 - Mom? - Yes, sweetheart?
孩子是怎么来的 How do you make babies?
看啊 你爸爸回家了 Oh look, your father's home!
惊喜 Surprise!
"送给尼古拉 他的父亲正在努力工作 "For Nicholas, whose father works so hard.
罗杰·木赤博姆" Roger Moucheboume."
木赤博姆是爸爸的老板 Mr. Moucheboume is dad's boss.
您收到我留给您秘书留的便条了吗 Did you get the note I left with your secretary?
-什么便条 -关于我加薪和升职的事... - What note? - About my raise and promotion...
我们谈过的 We'd talked about it.
我们过后再谈这个 我要你帮个忙... We'll see about that later. I have a little favor to ask you...
妈妈和爸爸经常为了他争吵 Mom and dad argue a lot about him.
他利用了你 He's taking advantage of you.
好吧 那我走好了 Fine, then I'll just walk out.
尼古拉 收拾行李 Nicholas, pack up,
我们去房车里住 we're moving to a trailer.
太好了 我去拿外套 Swell, I'll get my suitcase.
我不得不承认 我父母经常吵架 I have to admit, mom and dad argue a lot.
为什么你不雇人送来 Why didn't you have it delivered?
那多费钱啊 把它放哪儿 It cost more. Look, where does it go?
但我以为你加薪了 But I thought you got a raise.
我还没加薪呢 放在小桌子上吗 I haven't got a raise yet. On the little table?
-我觉得... -你瞧 还没定下来呢 - I thought... - Look, it's not sure.
放桌子上还是碗橱上 On the table or the dresser?
我们不该买电视 Then we shouldn't have bought a TV.
我们还得为车子分期付款呢 We're still making car payments.
我是退回去呢 还是放下它 Should I return it or set it down?
别催我 Don't hurry me!
我讨厌别人催我 I hate being hurried.
但是事情总会解决 But things always work out.
好吧 把它放那里 Ok, put it there.
好的 通常可以 Well, usually.
尼古拉 Nicholas?
什么事 Yes?
-永远别结婚 -好的 - Never get married. - Ok.
尼古拉 我想你应该给 Nicholas, I think you should write Mr.
木赤博姆先生写一封感谢信 Moucheboume a thank you note.
亲爱的先生 不行 木赤博姆先生 "Dear sir..." no, "dear Mr. Moucheboume..."
不 不能直呼其名 No, that's too familiar.
我亲爱的木赤博姆先生... "My dear Mr. Moucheboume..."
等一下 亲爱的 Hang on... honey!
亲爱的先生 亲爱的木赤博姆先生 "Dear sir", "Dear Mr. Moucheboume"
还是 我亲爱的木赤博姆先生 or "My dear Mr. Moucheboume"?
别叫了 我在做饭呢 Don't shout! I'm in the kitchen.
亲爱的先生 或者 亲爱的木赤博姆先生 "Dear sir" or "Dear Mr. Moucheboume"...
-亲爱的木赤博姆先生 -不是不能直呼其名吗 - "Dear Mr. Moucheboume". - Isn't that too familiar?
-是不是"亲爱的先生"更好点儿 -那你还问我 - Isn't "dear sir" better? - Then why ask?
亲爱的先生 逗号 换行 "Dear sir", comma, new line,
很惊讶 我感到很惊... 不行 "It was with surprise that I had the great surpr..." no.
很欣喜... 不行 很高兴... "It was with joy..." no. "lt was with pleasure...
您给我的惊喜... 不行 极大的惊喜... "that I had the great surprise..." no. "the immense surprise..."
为什么不用"巨大的惊喜" 就跟你现在一样 Why not "colossal surprise" while you're at it?
巨大的惊喜... "The great surprise...
收到了您可爱的礼物... 不行 您的... "of receiving your lovely gift..." no. "your..."
-超级棒的礼物 -不行 您非凡的礼物 - "Terrific gift"? - No, "your marvelous gift".
听孩子的 "超级棒"更正常些 He's right, "terrific" is more natural.
我们能安静地写完这封信吗 Can we write this letter in peace?
您可爱的礼物 句号 另起一段 "Your lovely gift", period. New paragraph.
我尊敬... 不行 "My respects..." no.
向您致敬... "Respectfully yours..."
等一下 Hang on...
"向您致敬"还是"献上我真挚的敬意" "Respectfully yours" or "My sincere respects"?
献上我真挚的敬意 "My sincere respects".
然后署名 Then you sign it.
尼古拉 别玩了 Nicholas, please.
尼古拉 Nicholas...
别再玩那个可恶的玩具了 Stop it with that god-awful toy!
我永远也升不了职 I'll never get that promotion.
我们请木赤博姆吃晚饭怎么样 What if we invited the Moucheboumes for dinner?
也许你老板会对你另眼相看 Maybe your boss would see you differently.
有一天 他甚至亲自倒了垃圾 还没有抱怨 "One day, he even took the trash out without moaning."
这很反常.. "That's unusual..."
-亲爱的 我来吧 -谢谢你 亲爱的 - Honey, I'll get it. - Thank you, darling.
你真体贴 That's sweet of you.
-我该拿哪个茶杯 -别担心 我来吧 - Which cups should I take? - Don't worry, I'll get them.
不 我来吧 No, I insist.
你找不到的 亲爱的 我来吧 You'll never find them, love, I'll do it.
-我要有弟弟了 -什么时候 - I'm going to have a brother! - When?
我不知道 但是跟乔基姆说的一模一样 I don't know. But it's exactly like Joachim said.
乔基姆哪儿去了 Where is Joachim anyhow?
孩子们 Children!
排好队 跟我走 Stand in line and follow me.
今天你们要体检 Today you're going to have a medical examination.
老师 乔基姆没来 Miss! Joachim isn't here.
是的 我知道 Yes, I know.
过来 跟我来 不许说话 Come on now, follow me. No talking!
乔基姆怎么了 What happened to Joachim?
一定是因为他弟弟 It must be his little brother.
也许他的父母把他遗弃在 Maybe his parents abandoned him
树林里了 就像拇指汤姆那样 in the woods like Tom Thumb.
疼吗 Does it hurt?
挺疼的 You better believe it.
他们不得不把我们绑起来 They had to strap us down.
我不想去 我想要妈妈 I don't want to go! I want my mommy!
阿尼昂 你怎么了 冷静 Agnan, what's wrong with you? Calm down.
我不要看医生 I won't see the doctor!
如果你乖乖体检 If you see go the doctor like a good boy,
我就考你数学 I'll test you in math.
考分数算法? On fractions?
-对 -好 - Yes. - OK.
好了 孩子们 我们走 OK, children. Let's go.
我将给你展示一些图 I'll show you some images.
你要告诉我看到了什么 And you'll tell me what you see.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
看到了什么? What do you see?
我爸的车 My father's car.
我爸的船 My father's boat.
我爸的飞机 My father's airplane.
咳一下 Cough.
很好 Very good.
咳一下 Cough.
好的 All right.
咳一下... Cough...
我听着呢 I'm listening.
我不知道 我没学 I don't know. I didn't study.
只需告诉我脑海中浮现了什么 Just tell me what runs through your head.
是日期吗 Should I say a date?
日期? 你看到了一个日期? A date? You see a date?
不知道 I don't know.
日期 a date.
这个呢 And here?
不是我 It's not me.
不是你... It's not you...
好 Ok.
这个呢 And this?
怎么了? What's wrong?
这不公平 这些又不是我画的 It's not fair. It's not me who made all those spots.
下一个 Next.
摘掉眼镜 Take your glasses off.
我说 摘掉眼镜 Take them off, I said.
这个也跟你爸爸有关吗 Is this related to your father too?
不 这是妈妈的外套 No. It's my mother's coat.
是爸爸买的 Which my father bought.
下一个 Next.
别拿着三明治 会增加体重 Without the sandwich, it'll tip the scales.
是个小男孩 It's a little boy,
他发现了一颗种子 并种下了它 Who finds a seed and plants it.
然后种子 And the seed grows
长成了一个小宝宝 不断成长 Into a little baby that starts to grow
长啊长啊... And grow and grow...
直到长成一个巨人 生擒小男孩 Until it's a big giant who catches the little boy
把他生吞活剥 and eats him alive.
我走上前对他说 I simply walked up to him and said,
"您和夫人能否赏光来我家共进晚餐?" "why don't you and your wife come for dinner one night?"
-他怎么说? -"好主意" - What did he say? - "Excellent idea."
-"我会和太太商量" -我太开心了 - "I'll tell my wife." - I'm so happy!
木赤博姆太太是什么样的人? Tell me, what type of woman is Mrs. Moucheboume?
不知道 没见过她 No idea. I never met her.
她是圆滑世故的人 还是... I mean, is she the sophisticated type or...
我说了 不知道 I said, I don't know.
别担心 没问题的 Don't worry, there's no problem.
但我越来越担心 But I am getting worried.
一切都会很完美 Everything has to be perfect.
尼古拉呢 他怎么办? What about Nicholas? What'll we do with him?
-和我们一起吃吧? -不 不行 - Will he stay with us? - No, it's out of the question.
-他坐不住 -天哪... - He can't sit still. - Oh my god...
我好害怕 I'm afraid already.
给 Here.
尼古拉... Nicholas...
你怎么不吃? You're not eating?
多吃才会强壮 You need to keep your strength up.
下周末去树林散步如何? How about a walk in the woods next weekend?
像阿尼昂那样 讨好爸妈吧 Be like Agnan, start kissing up.
对 给你妈妈买个礼物 Yeah, buy your mother a present.
比如香肠或者烤制火腿 Like some salami, or a nice baked ham.
这样她就不忍心抛弃你了 That way, she won't have the heart to abandon you.
不 你应该买个戒指送她 No! you should buy her a ring.
我爸爸就是这么干的 总是很有效 That's what my father does. It always works.
但我只有三法郎 But I only have three francs.
请勿触摸
你好 Hello.
-想买点什么 -我想买花送妈妈 - Can I help you? - I'd like some flowers for my mom.
真乖 她真有福气 How sweet, she's lucky.
这样她才不会抛弃他 It's so she won't abandon him.
-玫瑰多少钱? -三法郎 - How much are roses? - Three francs.
太好了 我都买了 Great! I'll take them.
不 每枝三法郎 No. Three francs for one rose.
可以借我点钱吗 我会还的 Can you lend me some money? I'll pay you back.
我的钱刚好够买零食 I just have enough for a snack.
-你呢 -没钱 - And you? - I'm broke.
-知道你会这么说 你就是不想借我 -那是我的钱 - Sure. You just don't want to. - It's my money.
-小气鬼 -你小气 - Stingy rat. - Stingy yourself.
你很幸运 要不是我拿着花... You're lucky I'm holding the flowers.
-冷静 -我帮你拿 - Calm down. - I'll hold them for you.
别碰我 不然我就... Don't touch me or...
你这个杀人犯 Murderer!
宝贝 这花好漂亮 Your flower is very pretty, sweetheart.
克洛泰尔是对的 Clotaire was right,
阿尼昂那套果然有效 The Agnan technique worked.
我尽我所能让妈妈开心 I did everything I could to make mom happy.
甚至同意穿那套 I even agreed to wear my blue suit,
看起来像个傻子的蓝色西装 The one I look like a nitwit in,
去参加卡特布莱格夫人的茶会 And go to Mrs. Courteplaque's.
他多可爱啊 Look how cute he is.
他自己坚持要来 He's the one who insisted on coming.
让我亲一下 Let me give you a kiss.
玛丽·艾德薇 你来啦 Marie-Edwige, there you are.
那就是玛丽·艾德薇 That's Marie-Edwige.
她还这么小就如此漂亮 She's very pretty but she's just a girl.
带尼古拉去你房间玩吧 Take Nicholas to your room to play.
我们玩什么? What shall we play?
我们可以玩护士游戏 We could play nurse.
我们假装现在是战争年代 你受伤了 We'll pretend it's wartime. You can be wounded
我不惧危险救治你 And I'll heal you and save you despite the danger.
我宁愿玩纸牌 I'd rather play cards.
好吧 你会玩什么? Ok. What can you play?
我会玩"攻守战"[一种双人纸牌游戏,收集到全部牌者获胜] I can play "war".
我知道一个更好玩的 I know a much better game.
玛丽·艾德薇的游戏规则很复杂 Marie-Edwige's game had very complicated rules.
比如 她可以看我手里的牌 For example, she could look at my hand
并且对换某一张牌 And exchange certain cards.
但我却不行 But not me.
并且牌面大小与平时不同 And the cards didn't have the same value as usual.
她可以用3点我的13点 She could take my king with her three.
-这...-怎么了? - But... -what?
还有罚则 There were penalties too.
快走 驾驾 Come on, giddy-up, horsey!
并且我总输 And I always lost.
-好粘 -别动 - It's sticky. - Don't move!
后来 玛丽·艾德薇的朋友来了 Later on, Marie-Edwige's girlfriends came over.
你们好 Hello!
然后真正的快乐时光才开始 Then the fun really started.
但重点是... But at one point...
我想我可能要转校 I thought I might have to change schools.
尼古拉 再见 Goodbye, Nicholas.
尼古拉 再见 Bye, Nicholas.
尼古拉 回见 See you soon, Nicholas.
尼古拉 再见 Goodbye, Nicholas.
再见 Well, bye.
玛丽·艾德薇 再见 和你共度的时光很精彩 Goodbye, Marie-Edwige, I had a swell time with you,
你真美丽 希望很快能再见到你 You're very pretty and I hope to see you again soon.
实际上 我想说的是... Actually, I think it was more like...
我为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
妈妈十分满意 Mom was very pleased.
但还不够 But it still wasn't enough.
明天 我们要去树林散步 Tomorrow, we'll go for a walk in the woods.
尼古拉你在干什么? 快开门 Nicholas. What are you doing? Open the door.
好了 开门 Come on, open the door.
开门 Open the door!
好玩是吧 好了 快开门 Very funny. Come on, open it.
立刻开门 我就不信了 Open this car door at once! I don't believe it.
看在上帝的份上 开门 Open it, for god's sake!
别喊了 你会吓到他 Stop shouting, you'll scare him.
尼古拉 是我 你妈妈 Nicholas, it's me, your mother.
把门打开 Open the door.
好了儿子 别犯傻了 Come on, son, stop being silly.
不然我们怎么回家? How are we going to get home?
妈妈和爸爸吵了一下午 Mom and dad spent the rest of the afternoon arguing.
我想妈妈不愿抛弃我 I could tell that mom didn't want to abandon me,
但我知道爸爸最后会说服她 But I knew dad would persuade her in the end.
我知道我们该做什么了 I know what we'll do.
我们要成立一个秘密团伙来帮助尼古拉 We'll form a secret gang to help Nicholas.
-秘密团伙是什么 -一群英雄 - What's a secret gang? - A group of heroes.
我们给我们的团伙起名"所向无敌" We can call our gang "The Unbeatables".
-我们将在空地上集会 -我们需要一个口令 - We'll meet at the vacant lot. - We need a password.
-"勇者无敌" -好耶 - "lnvincible courage"! - Yeah!
-只有知晓口令的人才可进入 -好耶 - And only those who know it can come in. - Yeah!
孩子们 集合 Children, get in line!
这是我家长的一封信 It's a note from my parents.
请原谅我们的儿子没有写作业[原信错字连篇] Pleeze excuze our sun hoo didn't doo his homework.
这谁写的? Who wrote this?
爸爸 Daddy.
-老师 -什么事? - Teacher? - Yes?
-我们能离近点看吗 -当然 - Can we come closer to see? - Of course.
坐下 Sit down!
起立 Stand up.
坐下 Sit down.
孩子们 Children,
我很荣幸地宣布 I'm very pleased to announce that
教育部长要亲自 the minister of education himself
来我们学校参观 Shall honor us with a visit to our school.
我希望你们留给他深刻印象 I'm counting on you to make his visit unforgettable.
我想请你们的老师 I turn to your teacher
策划一场表演 And ask her to organize a performance...
要将文化与教育结合 Which I'm sure will combine culture and pedagogy.
这会给我们的访客留下了美好的印象 It will make a marvelous impression on our guest.
老师不喜欢表演这个主意 Our teacher didn't like the idea of a performance.
我得承认 她已经试过排练节目了... I have to admit, she'd already tried to put on a play...
斑马过来 Come on! The zebras!
继续 斑马先来 之后是鳄鱼 Go on. The zebra first, then the crocodile.
这 就是这样 There, that's it.
乔弗瓦 Geoffroy!
你穿的这是什么啊 What on earth is that costume?
乔弗瓦... Geoffroy...
阅兵式... A parade...
一 二 一 二 One, two! one, two!
右后转 Half turn... to the right!
干什么呢? What's this?
排成两行 这是什么队伍? Lines of two! what kind of troop is this?
我说了 排成两行 Lines of two, I said!
你们是国家的耻辱 You're the shame of France.
听到了吗 国家的耻辱 You heard me, the shame of France!
甚至还有合唱... And even a choir...
但它从不奏效 But it never worked out.
抱歉 这些孩子无药可救 Sorry, these kids are hopeless.
是这样... You see, it's just that...
我们可能没时间排练了 It might make us run late with our program.
那就让他们背诵一首诗吧 Well then, have them recite a poem.
他们学过诗了 是吧 They've studied poetry, haven't they?
是 Yes.
-《乌鸦和狐狸》 -太好了 - "The crow and the fox". - Wonderful.
那个...你... Let's see...You
给我讲讲《乌鸦和狐狸》 Tell me about "The crow and the fox".
我记不全了 I don't know it all
好像是关于一只嘴里叼着羊乳干酪的乌鸦 But it's about a crow with Roquefort cheese in its beak.
是卡门贝干酪 It was Camembert!
不可能 卡门贝干酪又软又臭 It couldn't be, Camembert is runny and it stinks!
"乌鸦先生 栖息在树上..." "master crow, perched on a tree..."
够了 That's enough!
安静 Calm down!
继续画 Back to your drawings.
不是我拿的 No.
-口令 -"勇者无敌" - Password. - "lnvincible courage".
"不可征服之勇气" "lnvincible courage".
"勇者无敌" "lnvincible courage".
口令 Password.
-"勇者糟糕"? -说出口令 否则禁入 - "terrible courage"? - Password, or I can't let you in.
"勇者搞笑"? "funny courage"?
"勇者可怕"? "terrific courage"?
首先 我们要选出一个首领 First of all, we need a leader.
-我提议由我来当 -为什么是你 - I suggest it be me. - Why you?
我穿得最好 I've got the nicest clothes.
应该选最强壮的 The leader's the strongest!
该选年龄最大的 就是我 The leader's the oldest! that's me.
错 克洛泰尔年龄最大 因为他幼儿园留级了 No, Clotaire is oldest, he flunked nursery school.
如果只是要吵架 我们可以在学校吵 If it's only to argue, we could've stayed at school.
您好 稍等 Hello? One moment, I'll see.
先生 Sir?
-什么事? -是部长的电话 - Yes? - It's the ministry.
-荣誉庆典仪式 -多无聊啊 - The legion of honor ceremony. - What a bore.
给 下个月找个时间给他们 Here. Find a date for them next month.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
-"我还没收到..." -先生 您的衬衫 - "l have not yet received..." - Your shirts, Sir.
谢谢 老兄 Thank you, old boy.
我还帮您擦了鞋 I shined your shoes too.
我们说到哪了? Where were we, hon?
我没收到上个月的答复... l have not yet received an answer to last month's...
你听到我说话了吗 Did you hear me?
我说我改主意了 I said I've changed my mind.
我不想邀请木赤博姆夫人了 I don't want to have the Moucheboumes over.
-什么 为什么不 -因为 - What? Why not? - Because.
我没有礼服和首饰 I don't have a dress or jewelry,
并且我不会开车 And I don't know how to drive a car.
亲爱的 你怎么了 Darling, what's got into you?
我不想在木赤博姆夫人面前 I don't want to look like a dimwit
看起来像个笨蛋 in front of Mrs. Moucheboume.
笨蛋 什么意思 A dimwit? What do you mean?
她丈夫开车送她去理发吗 Does her husband drive her to the hairdresser?
不 No.
她乘公交去吗 不 Does she take the bus? No.
-所以她开车而我不 -有道理 - So she drives and I don't. - Makes sense.
她唯一拿得出手的礼服是婚纱吗 Is her only fancy dress her engagement dress?
不是 可我却是 No. Me, yes.
你为了参加佩拉贾阿姨六十大寿 What about the green dress
而买的那件绿裙子如何? you bought for aunt Pelagia's 60th?
-那件都穿烂了 -不 没烂 - I wear it all the time. - No, you don't.
穿的次数太多了 Often enough, I'd say.
她唯一的聊天话题是家人和家庭吗 不 Is her only topic of conversation her family and home? No.
-她很时尚...-女人最好的年纪 - She's modern... - A woman of her time.
耀眼而独立... Brilliant and independent...
而我只是在家烧饭的中年妇女 I'm just a middleclass housewife who does the cooking.
我不要一整晚都在自惭形秽中度过 I refuse to be humiliated all evening.
我宁愿取消它 I'd rather call it off.
很好 Very well.
我的妻子不能在任何人面前丢脸 My wife will be humiliated in front of no one.
明天 我们去买新衣服 Tomorrow, we'll buy you a new dress.
-还有首饰? -对 - And some jewelry? - And jewelry.
我可以开车吗 I can learn to drive?
-也可以 -亲爱的 你真好 - That too. - Oh, sweetheart!
你不如爬上墙头来偷看啊 How much would a wall cost?
勇者... courage...
无... ln...
-无...-无形 - lnvi... - lnvisible!
每个人都是他自己的团伙的首领 Ok, everyone will be the leader of his own gang,
那个团伙包括所有成员 比如 Which includes members of the full gang. For example,
乔弗瓦是团伙的首领 那个团伙 Geoffroy will be the leader of his gang, which includes
包含他自己 鲁弗斯 阿尔切斯特和我 Himself, Rufus, Alceste and me.
鲁弗斯也是团伙的首领 Rufus is the leader of his gang,
那个团伙包括欧德 克洛泰尔和我 With Eudes, Clotaire and me.
欧德还是团伙的首领 Eudes is the leader of his gang,
那个团伙包括乔弗瓦 鲁弗斯 阿尔切斯特和我 with Geoffroy, Rufus, Alceste and me.
我的团伙也包括你们所有人 And my gang includes all of you.
达成共识了吗 Do we agree?
我们同意吗 Do we agree?
是 Yes.
那么 我们该怎么做呢 So, now what do we do?
我们去你家打扫 I know! We'll clean your house.
我们全都去打扫房间 We'll all come over and tidy up.
你父母一高兴就会收留你了 Your parents will be so happy they'll have to keep you.
要乖哦 好好看家 Be good, I'm counting on you.
我们两小时之内回来 We'll be home in two hours.
以你妈妈的技术恐怕会更久一点 Less if Mom's gifted.
-你什么意思 -什么 - What's that mean? -What?
"以你妈妈的技术 "less if
恐怕会更久一点 Mom's gifted."
我不知道 I don't know.
开个两小时 一小时的 没关系啦 Two hours, one hour, whatever.
你在讽刺我 You're insinuating something.
-别挑衅好吗 -是你先挑起来的 - Don't start up, ok? -You started.
-你言下之意我开不好车 -我没有 - You assume I'm going to fail. - No, I don't.
不 你有 你就是那意思 Yes, you do. I'm sorry, you do.
我们有两小时 We have two hours.
调正方向 Straighten up.
调正方向 调正啊 Straighten up, straighten up, I said!
你的"调正”让我很慌 You're flustering me with your "straighten ups".
调正 Straighten up!
承认了吧 你在直路上都开不直 Admit it. You were heading straight off the road.
我是多么渴望爸妈能看到 I was awfully impatient for Mom and Dad to see
我和小伙伴们的杰作啊 How my friends and l had cleaned the house.
好吧 我会送你去驾校 Ok, I'll pay for driving lessons.
我想我永远都取悦不了他们 I realized I'd never be able to make them happy.
我决定离家出走 So I decided to run away from home.
我打包了所有生活必备品后 I packed up everything I thought I might need,
就离开了 And I left.
我想去很远的地方 I wanted to go a long way away,
比如中国或是阿尔卡雄海湾 like to China or Arcachon.
失去了我 爸妈一定会非常后悔 Mom and Dad would be very sorry and they'd miss me.
但是终有一天我会回来的 But I'd only come back after years,
那时候我会是一名海军上校 When I was captain of a warship
赚了很多钱 And I earned lots of money.
我会带他们去看电影 那时人们会说 I'd take them to the movies and people would say:
"快看啊 尼古拉赚大钱了" "look, Nicholas has lots of money.
"他带父母去看电影了" "he takes his Mom and Dad to the movies,
"尽管他们对他很刻薄" "even if they were mean to him."
你关键时刻掉链子了 You chickened out.
我仔细想了想 这行不通 I thought it over. Not the same!
该离开的不是我 It's not up to me to leave.
我先出生的 最该离开的应该是 I was there first. The one who should leave
那孩子 等到它一出生 is the baby! So when it gets here...
我们就丢掉他 We'll get rid of it.
怎么个丢法 How?
我们可以把它卖给动物保护协会 We could sell it to the spca.
他们只收动物 你这个白痴 They only take animals, you idiot!
我们把它丢到丛林里去当狼孩 We'll abandon it in the jungle to wolves.
艾伯特给我讲过关于狼孩的故事 Albert read me a story like that.
不行 丛林太远了 No, the jungle is too far.
我们可以把它藏起来 偷偷地养大 We'll hide it in a hut and raise it in secret.
我们轮流喂它 We'll take turns feeding it.
我每周四才能外出 I can only go out on Thursdays.
我也是 Me too.
我也是 如果没被处罚的话 Me too, except if I'm punished. Which is often.
我们可以留食物给它 We can leave food for it.
我姑姑就是这么养她的猫的 My aunt does that with her cat.
不行 婴儿不是猫 他们自己不会吃东西 No way! Babies aren't like cats, they can't feed themselves.
我都听到了 I heard everything.
你听到什么了 卑鄙小人 What did you hear, you dirty rat?
你们想把尼古拉家的小婴儿丢到丛林里 You want to take Nicholas' baby and hide it in the jungle
还想用猫粮喂它 我要去告诉老师 And feed it cat food. I'll tell the teacher
还有校长 等着吧 有你们好受的 And the principal, and you'll be in big trouble.
除非... Unless...
除非什么 Unless what?
除非你们采纳我的演出计划 You let me propose my idea for the performance.
你的计划是什么 What's your idea?
听着 丢掉小孩这事我们不能亲自出马 Listen, we can't get rid of the baby ourselves.
警察查出来后我们都会吃不了兜着走 The police will find out and we'll be in trouble.
唯一的办法就是使孩子被绑架 The only solution is to have it kidnapped
被歹徒绑架 By a gangster.
歹徒 我们去哪找一个歹徒 A gangster? Where will we find a gangster?
监狱
先生 Sir!
来这儿 Come here!
过来啊 先生 Come on, Sir!
过来 先生 对 就是你 Come here. Yes, you!
来这里 Come here!
它流入了大海 It flows into the sea,
形成了一个名叫卡马尔格的三角洲 Forming a delta called the Camargue.
很好 阿尼昂 Thank you, Agnan.
哪条河流经巴黎呢 What river flows through Paris?
克洛泰尔 Clotaire.
你听清问题了吗 Did you hear the question?
-哪条河流经巴黎 -没错 - What river flows through paris? - Yes.
是什么河呢 What's its name?
快回答 克洛泰尔 Come now, Clotaire.
是... It's...
-克洛泰尔 -是的 老师 - Clotaire. - Yes, Miss.
你父母难道没有带你去划船吗 Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride?
-你们去哪里划船呢 -塞纳河 - What river did the boat sail on? - The Seine.
现在可以走了 Go on now.
"基于押头韵 音节计数 "based on alliteration, syllable counts,
或是重音 吟唱诗 "or accents, skaldic poetry,
是冰岛人斯诺里·斯图鲁逊创制的" "developed by Icelander Snorri Sturf..."
我记不住那名字 I can't say that one.
-那就别说了 -开什么国际玩笑 - Then don't say it. - No funny comments.
斯诺里·斯图鲁逊[冰岛诗人 史学家] Snorri Sturluson...
"是冰岛人斯诺里·斯图鲁逊创制的 "developed by Icelander Snorri Sturluson
本质上是一个 "is essentially a question of style where literal meaning
隐喻取代直译的体系问题 "is replaced by periphrases and metaphors."
下一个 关于音乐 Another one. On music.
我不觉得木赤博姆夫人 I doubt Mrs. Moucheboume
在谈论完13世纪的北欧诗文后 will want to discuss music
还想再谈谈音乐 After your talk on 13th century scandinavian poetry.
我敢打包票她会很乐意 I think she'll be delighted
和一个在男人们谈论公事的时候 to discover a cultivated person
能侃侃而谈的知识女性聊天的 Who can hold a conversation while the men talk business.
继续 Go on.
"巴洛克式" "Baroque style."
源于一个葡萄牙单词barroco "from the Portuguese word barroco
原意是畸形的珍珠 meaning misshapen pearls..."
伙伴们 Hey guys!
看 Look!
独眼龙杰克 Blind Jack!
在逃犯独眼龙Jack Bllnd Jack on the run!
他就是我们要找的人 That's who we need.
打够了没 你们这群小痞子 Are you finished! Jailbirds!
哥萨克战争 大家排好队 Cossacks! everyone get in line.
速度 Move it.
孩子们 Boys,
你们的老师请了几天假 Your teacher will be away for a few days.
代课老师纳沃瑞小姐将会代课 A substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, will replace her.
她来了 Here she is.
地理 法国的河流 Geography. The rivers of France.
请坐 Sit down.
安静 Silence!
很好 Very well.
今天我们讲河流 I see that today's lesson was to be on rivers.
我会先来考考你们 I'll start by testing
这科的知识水平 Your level of knowledge on the subject.
但是首先 我们得把地图挂上 But first, we must hang the map up.
谁想去挂呢 Who'd like to do that?
坐下 Sit down!
由谁来挂地图我说了算 I'll decide who hangs the map.
你 最后的那个 You, back there.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
老师 我叫克洛泰尔 Clotaire, Miss.
你看上去比他们乖多了 You seem less unruly than the others.
去挂地图 Hang the map up.
但是 老师 But, miss...
安静 Silence!
看来我们有个出头鸟 I see we have a little rebel.
同学们 今天就让我们 Let me tell you,
来告诉这个小出头鸟谁才是老大 I show little rebels who's boss.
清楚了吗 Is that clear?
你 来给大家介绍塞纳河 You, recite your lesson on the Seine river.
塞纳河发源于勃艮第 The source of the Seine is in Burgundy,
全长776千米 最终注入英吉利海峡 It's 776 km long and flows into the English Channel.
很好 你再来说说看 Very good. And you?
它的支流分别是奥布河 马恩河 Its tributaries are the Aube, Marne,
瓦兹河 还有约纳河 Oise and Yonne.
非常好 Very good.
现在轮到你了 小丑 Now you, the comedian.
大嘴巴先生 Mister rattle mouth,
你还有什么要补充的吗 What else can you tell me?
我看你是江郎才尽了吧 I see you have nothing intelligent to say.
去墙角 它会教你如何炫耀 To the corner. That'll teach you to show off.
你还在等什么 What are you waiting for?
那是因为他以前没有享受过这种待遇 It's because he's not used to it.
我来帮他 I'll show him how.
谢谢 希莱尔[老师叫错名字] Thank you, Hilaire.
"甘博特 高更 高桑" "Gambert, Ganguin, Gangsain..."
-"歹徒"这一栏没有 -试试"独眼龙" - There's nothing under "gangster". -Try "blind".
"独眼龙杰克"我找到了 "Blind, Jack." I found it!
杰克修理厂 Jack's garage
-是独眼龙杰克吗 -稍等 - Blind jack? -Hang on.
杰克 找你的 Jack! It's for you!
看看他是否也能顺带"照顾"下我们的新老师 See if he can take care of the new teacher too.
-你好 -独眼龙杰克吗 - Hello? - Blind jack?
是我 Yes, that's me.
我需要上门服务 It's for a removal.
我们不能当场处理吗 Can't we deal with it on the spot?
当场 "on the spot?"
是啊 现场修理 Yeah, fix it...
就是当场解决问题 Right there, on the spot.
不 我们想要丢掉它 就是这样 No! We want it taken away, that's all.
就只是这样 That's all!
我现在还脱不开手 I'll have to get my hands in it.
-脱手 -是的 剥皮 - ln it? - Yeah, strip the body down.
如果需要上门服务的话 If I have to come get it...
最少500法郎 It's 500 francs minimum.
我会再联系你的 We'll call you back.
-他都说什么了 -告诉我们 - What did he say? -Tell us!
他说什么了 What did he say?
他说剥皮要500法郎 He wants 500 francs to strip the body.
我就知道 歹徒都是恶棍 I knew it, gangsters are all crooks.
那新老师呢 What about the new teacher?
上帝 这些巧克力过期了 Oh my, these chocolates are old.
别碰它们 宝贝 会中毒 Don't touch this, honey, it's like poison.
教师休息室 Teachers' room
-怎么了 -这是给您的礼物 - Yes. - It's a present for you.
你真可爱 How sweet.
谢谢 Thank you.
-钟点工 -是的 晚饭的女帮厨 - A maid? - Yes, a maid for the dinner.
我不能在做饭的时候 I can't leave poor mrs. Moucheboume by herself
把可怜的木赤博姆夫人独自晾在一边 while I cook.
这很有气派 你同意吗 It's more elegant, don't you agree?
关于菜肴 就蛋黄酱焗龙虾吧 For the dinner menu, I was thinking of lobster with mayonnaise.
你知道这得花多少钱吗 You know how much that costs?
80法郎一公斤 Eighty francs a kilo.
听着 Listen...
蛋黄酱是个好主意 The mayonnaise is a good idea.
至于其他菜 能不能别那么铺张 But for the rest, can't we do something simple?
-就简单做点 -简单 - You know, casual. - Casual
难道做火腿三明治 I can make ham sandwiches
边看电视边吃吗 and we'll eat in front of the tv.
我一整晚都在想 I spent the whole night thinking about
去哪儿弄雇绑匪的这500法郎 How to find 500 francs for the kidnapping.
但是第二天在学校 But the next day at school,
乔弗瓦带来了我从没见过的玩意 Geoffroy showed up with something I'd never seen before.
-这个怎么玩呢 -你有零钱吗 - How does it work? - You got any change?
选个号把硬币放在上面 Pick a number and put your coin on it.
先转动转盘 然后抛球 I spin the wheel and throw the ball...
你输了 And you lost.
这就是我们赚钱的秘诀 That's how we'll make money.
我们拿给大人们去赌 We'll get adults to play for big stakes.
你们在忙什么呢 What are you up to?
你们在玩轮盘赌 居然还赌了钱 You're playing roulette! For money on top of it!
你们的父母难道没有告诉你们 Haven't your parents told you
赌博会让人误入歧途吗 gambling leads to ruin and prison?
蠢蛋们 把那个给我 Silly fools! Give that to me.
我要没收 I'm confiscating this game.
我不赞成家长们买这个东西 I don't approve of parents buying such things.
大家排好队 Everyone line up for class.
同学们 Boys,
我有个坏消息要宣布 I have more bad news for you.
你们的代课老师纳沃瑞小姐生病了 Your substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, has fallen ill.
她今天不能来上课了 She won't be at school today.
男童杀死教师 Boy kllls schoolteacher
陪审团裁决被告 The jury finds the defendant guilty!
他真是个卑鄙小人 On top of it, he's a dirty rat.
阿尼昂 你怎么了 Agnan, what's wrong?
你们不能打我 我戴着眼镜 You can't hit me, I wear glasses.
我说过了 Like I said,
纳沃瑞小姐因感冒在家休息 Miss Navarrin caught a cold and has to stay home.
你们要乖乖的待在教室 You'll stay in your classroom like good boys.
我会在你们当中选一个 One of your friends will look after you.
我信任的同学管理你们 Someone I can trust.
今天我们应该学数学 We were supposed to have math today.
打开书 我们做几道题 Open your books and we'll do some problems.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
安静 我说了算 Be quiet! I'm in charge!
你这卑鄙小人想干什么 Who does the rat think he is?
安静 欧德 去墙角罚站 Silence! Eudes, to the corner!
我会让你吃了你的数学书的 You'll eat your math book.
不 我戴着眼镜 No, I wear glasses.
你吃定了 You'll eat them too!
-乔弗瓦 -什么 - Geoffroy! -What?
-我们得把轮盘赌拿回来 -怎么拿 - We have to get the roulette. - But how?
打倒老... Down wlth teac...
打倒老师 "down with teachers"?
打倒茶杯 "down with teacups".
别想耍我 I'm the queen of England.
去跟我见校长 Let's see the principal.
我任教这么多年来从没遇见过 Rarely in my career,
像你这样公然挑衅的学生 Have I encountered such blatant provocation.
我很担心你 I'm worried about you, my friend.
你有什么建议 杜邦老师 What do you suggest, old sp... mr. Dubon?
我建议把下面的话抄三百遍 I suggest writing 300 times:
"我不该在学校墙上乱涂鸦 "l will not write disgraceful inscriptions on my school walls,
教育应该致力于育人及品种升华 "for education is devoted to learning and spiritual elevation
要把共和国的利益作为己任" "in accordance with the values of the republic."
这有点深了 就写学校吧 Up to "school walls" will do.
你交不上来就不准回家 You won't leave before handing this in.
听清了吗 You hear me?
-这边看 先生们女士们 -1法郎一注 - This way, ladies and gents. - One-franc bets!
来试试运气 Try your luck.
只要1法郎 先生 One franc, sir.
来试试吧 你可以赢的 Come on! You can win!
来玩一次 夫人 A game, ma'am?
为什么不呢 如果这能让你们开心的话 Why not! If it'll make you children happy.
我该用多少钱下注呢 How much do I bet?
10法郎 Ten francs.
10法郎吗 Ten francs.
就这样 Here you go.
我该选几号呢 What number should I bet on?
你随意 就选4吧 Anything you want. "4"?
好吧 就选4 Ok, let's try "4".
来吧 There.
10法郎下注4 转起来 Ten on "4", let's roll.
我赢了 I won!
你一小时就只写了这点吗 That's all you've done in an hour?
帮厨还没来吗 还没来吗 Where is she? Where is she?
宝贝 能帮我打一下领带吗 Honey, can you tie this?
我现在身心俱疲了 I'm a wreck!
我一整天都没吃东西 一直忙着准备 I haven't eaten all day, I was too busy preparing.
她怎么还没来 真讨厌 Where is she, darn it?
淡定 Calm down.
他们应该随叫随到 They'll be here any minute
都没有人去帮忙准备晚餐 and there's no one to serve dinner.
她来了 There she is!
去扔到后面 Come round the back.
然后打扫干净 And toss this in the trash on your way.
那是什么 What's that?
这是蛋黄酱焗大虾 That is lobster with mayonnaise.
但这不是给你准备的 But it's not for little boys.
你吃意大利水饺和番茄汁 You're getting good old ravioli and tomato sauce.
我不想吃水饺 我要吃大虾 I don't want ravioli, I want lobster.
尼古拉 别闹了 Nicholas, that's enough!
那个笨蛋去哪儿了 Where is the silly goose?
晚上好 木赤博姆先生 Good evening, mr. Moucheboume.
晚上好 夫人 Good evening, madam.
我妻子不在这吗 My wife isn't here?
我把她先送来才去停车的啊 I sent her on ahead while I parked the car.
木赤博姆夫人 Oh, mrs. Moucheboume,
这是多么荒谬的误会啊 what a horrible misunderstanding.
太抱歉了 这边请 I'm so ashamed. Please, this way.
这边请 Right this way.
尼古拉 快去问好 Nicholas, go in and say hello.
晚上好 木赤博姆先生 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume.
您好 木赤博姆太太 Hello, Mrs. Moucheboume.
这就是小尼古拉呀 So this is the little Nicholas.
喜欢我送你的陀螺吗 Did you like my top?
喜欢 但爸爸老嫌它太吵 Yes, but Dad says it gives him a headache.
下次我送你点别的吧 Next time, I'll get something else.
你喜欢什么呢 What would make you happy?
给我五百法郎吧 500 francs would be great.
别没规矩 Watch your manners!
他只是个孩子嘛 He's only a child.
说说看 你要五百法郎做什么呢 Tell me, what would you do with 500 francs?
我只能悄悄告诉您哦 I have to whisper it.
好 说吧 Ok, come here.
我要雇个土匪绑架我弟弟 I'd hire a gangster to kidnap my brother.
这样爸爸妈妈就不会扔掉我啦 So my parents will keep me.
尼古拉你记住 赚钱的唯一办法 Believe me, Nicholas, the only way to earn money,
就是努力工作 Is hard work.
非常努力地工作 Very hard work.
你将来会感谢我的 You'll thank me later.
给我五百法郎 现在就感谢你 For 500 francs, I'd thank you now.
给我回厨房去 Back to the kitchen!
-真抱歉 -他只是个孩子嘛 - I'm so sorry. - He's only a child.
我打过招呼啦 I said hello.
很好 Very good.
来 慢慢吃吧 There you go. Now it's time to eat.
木赤博姆太太 您喜欢北欧文学吗 Mrs. Moucheboume, do you enjoy Scandinavian literature?
我很喜欢十三世纪的吟唱诗人呢 I have a soft spot for 13th century skaldic poetry.
他们的规则是利用回文和隐喻 The manner it has of using "polyphrases" and metaphors
代替专有名词 Instead of literal meaning.
真的挺有意思哦 It's really very interesting.
是是 有意思 Yes, very.
我尤其崇拜斯诺里·斯图鲁... I just adore Snorsi Struffl...
斯诺里·斯奴鲁逊... Snorki snuffn...
斯诺里·斯特鲁逊... Storki stleft...
斯诺里·斯土路逊... Smurski stroflt...
还有啊 Speaking of which,
知不知道巴洛克这个词源自葡萄牙语 Did you know that the word "baroque" was Portuguese?
源于巴洛克城... Yes, from the town of Barroco...
那里牡蛎很有名 是剧作家卢利的最爱 Very famous for its oysters. Lully loved them.
后来当地产巧克力都以此命名啦 That's where the chocolate got its name, incidentally.
卢利牌... Lully...
巧克力 The chocolate.
吃饭吧 What if we ate?
好的 Sure.
-只是顿家常饭 -很棒 - It's just a casual little meal. - Perfect.
我厌烦吃龙虾蘸蛋黄酱 I'm so weary of eating lobster with mayonnaise.
每次大家都请我吃那个 Every time we're invited for dinner.
等我一下哦 One second, please.
请慢用 There you go.
我们可以到大街上卖唱 We could sing in the street.
或者趁红灯时帮人洗车窗 Or wash windshields at red lights.
或者克扣买东西的零头 Or keep the shopping change.
不行 必须迅速赚大钱 No. We need to make lots of money fast.
等等 我爸告诉过我他怎么发财的 Hang on, my father told me how he got rich.
有一天 One day,
他看到个苹果 捡起来卖了一法郎 He found an apple, picked it up, and sold it for a franc.
然后呢 And then?
他又买了两个苹果 卖了二法郎 He bought two apples and sold them for two francs.
然后呢 And then?
然后他继承了叔叔的遗产 His uncle died and he inherited.
然后呢 And then?
伙伴儿们 老师回来啦 Hey guys, the teacher's back!
欢迎教育部长先生 Welcome Mr. Mlnlster
他们来了 Here they are.
我希望你们能成为模范 I want you to be exemplary.
一会儿乱笑的人会受罚 知道吗 The first one who laughs will regret it for life. Ok?
就像这样 懂吗 Like that. That's good.
很好 That's very good.
请坐 孩子们 Sit down, children.
这学期大家学得怎么样呢 How's the school year coming along?
这些孩子们太紧张了 These children need to loosen up.
我们来做个猜谜游戏吧 Why don't we play a guessing game?
仔细听好了哦 Listen carefully...
什么东西又黄 What is yellow,
又小 Very tiny,
会啄人 会叽叽叫呢 And goes snap, crackle, pop?
是吃薯片的小鸡啦 A baby chick eating cracker jacks!
-你们都学什么呢 -河流 - What are you studying? - Rivers.
河流... Rivers...
让我们来测试一下 Then let's test someone.
好的 阿尼昂 快起立 Of course. Agnan, please stand up.
不不 不是你 No, no. Not you.
那边那个 就你 You, over there.
你叫什么名字呢 What is your name?
我叫克罗泰尔 先生 Clotaire, sir.
很好 告诉我 Very well then. Tell me, which river
哪条河流穿过巴黎 runs through paris?
听着 穿过巴黎的河流 I'm listening... the river that runs through paris?
你父母没带你去河上坐过船吗 Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride?
禁止在塞纳河游泳 Swimming forbidden in the Seine
塞纳河吗 The Seine?
太棒了 克罗泰尔 Bravo, Clotaire!
有那么难吗 Was it that hard?
是的 Oh, yes.
那件事处理得怎么样了 How's the deal going?
-我们立场要坚定 -但我觉得... - I think we should be firm. - But we mustn't...
-还能撑多久呢 -十天 - What's the timeframe? - Ten days.
我认为... I think that...
有消息就告诉我 Keep me informed of any developments.
-你好 -是我呀 - Hello? - Hi, it's me.
木赤博姆先生说什么了吗 Did he say anything to you?
我想到赚钱的办法啦 看 I know how we'll make the money.
伙计们 想成为无敌勇士吗 Hey guys, you want to be unbeatable?
什么意思 What do you mean?
来工地看看就明白啦 Come to the vacant lot and you'll see.
所以呢 And?
我们找到了魔法饮料的配方 We found the formula of the magic potion.
喝下去就能力大如牛 It'll make you as strong as an ox.
售价只有五法郎 It costs five francs.
我们怎么知道它有没有用呢 How do we know it works?
你 You there.
过来 Come here.
现在 Now,
去举起那辆车 try to lift that.
下一个 交钱 Next! paid.
交钱 Paid.
魔法饮料不够了 We won't have enough.
别担心 鲁弗斯在做新的 Rufus went to make some more.
三百 四百... Three and four...
五百... And five make...
一共五百三十法郎 Five hundred and thirty francs!
喂 你们 Hey, you!
你们这群小混蛋 Little rascals!
把我儿子搞成什么样啦 Look what you did to my boy!
我要找你们爸妈 混蛋 I want to see your parents! You brats!
给我回来 Come back here.
儿子快跑 抓住他们 Come on run, we'll catch them.
你们跑不掉的 我要抓住你们 You won't get away! I'll catch you!
回来 给我回来 Come here! Come back here!
我们凑够钱啦 We have the money.
好 车在哪儿 Ok, where's the car?
等下再打给你吧 We'll call you back.
他又要一辆车啦 Now he wants a car.
有完没完啊 We'll never see the end of it.
劳斯莱斯
少爷 您要什么口味 What flavor, sir?
什么呢 Excuse me?
我要巧克力草莓味 Chocolate-strawberry.
好的 少爷 Very well, sir.
快点儿 他们等着呢 Hurry up, the others are waiting.
你说啥 What?
我不会开车哦 I don't know how to drive.
你得转钥匙点火 You have to turn the key.
钥匙被司机拿走啦 He took it with him.
可以接电线嘛 We'll fix the wires.
我在电影里见过 给我把风哦 I saw it in a film. Keep watch.
你快来帮我 You, help me.
接下去咋办呢 What's going on?
巧克力草莓味 谢谢 Chocolate-strawberry.
快让开 Move aside!
走开 Move aside!
城市道路测试 通过 Driving on the streets, pass.
刹车测试 通过 Test for the break, pass.
来看看你会不会靠边停车 Let's see if you can parallel park.
就停那儿吧 Park over there.
好的 Ok.
怎么回事 跟住他们 What the... follow them!
-可是... -跟上 - But... - Follow them!
叫你跟你就跟啊 I said, follow them!
快让路啊 Out of my way!
闪开呀 Out of my way!
快点 逮住他们 Faster! we'll catch them.
我要吊销他的驾照 I'll have his license revoked!
闪开闪开 Out of my way!
让路哇 Out of my way!
超过他们 Pass them!
我需要个值得信赖的助手 I need men I can trust.
我不可能一直干下去啊 I won't live forever, you know.
得考虑一下谁当接班人 I need to think about who'll take over one day.
小心 Watch out!
幸好... I do say...
有你在身边呀 Good thing you were there.
来 说说你对刚才的事有什么看法 Tell me, what's your opinion on the patemouille file?
我觉得应该接受他们的条件 I think we should accept.
但我觉得... I think that...
你说得对 听你的吧 Ok, you handle the deal.
-可我认为... -你闭嘴 - But... - Shut up.
我又没让你说话 I didn't mean you.
靠边停车做得很好 That's a good one.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
这办法不对 That'll never work.
接下来怎么办呢 What do we do now?
不知道 I don't know.
我们居然到达了哦 How did we get here?
你好 我找独眼龙杰克 Hello? I'd like to speak to blind Jack, please.
好 我等着 Ok, I'll hold.
看呀 是乔基姆 Hey look! it's Joachim.
大家好呀 Hi guys.
我们还以为你被丢掉了呐 I thought you'd disappeared.
没有呀 只是出水痘而已 No, I just came down with a case of the chickenpox.
这是我弟弟哦 This is my brother.
可爱吧 Isn't he cute?
不许摸他 你手上有细菌 Don't touch! you'll give him germs.
小宝宝可脆弱呢 Babies are fragile.
听到没 他喊我名字呢 Did you hear? He said my name.
我还以为你讨厌你弟弟呢 I thought you didn't like him.
那是以前的事啦 That was before.
什么以前 Before what?
在我明白当哥哥有多棒以前 Before I knew how great it was.
我要教他好多东西... I'll be able to teach him lots of things...
比如踢球 骑车 Like soccer and riding a bike.
爸妈经常拿我做榜样 My parents always set me as an example.
"乔基姆像你这么大的时候 就会这些了" "When Joachim was your age, he could do that."
他会非常崇拜我 He'll be very impressed
我还能支使他 他会对我言听计从 And I'll give him orders and he'll do everything I say.
好啦 大家拜拜 Ok, bye guys.
您好 Hello?
我这辈子再也不开车啦 I'll never drive again as long as I live.
为什么呢 I don't understand.
不开就是不开啦 Never ever.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom! Dad!
谢谢你们 我好开心哦 Thank you, I'm so happy.
-为什么呢 -因为我的小弟弟呀 - About what? - About my little brother!
什么小弟弟啊 What little brother?
就是妈妈快要给我生的小弟弟 My little brother... the baby mom's going to have.
我没打算生宝宝呀 I'm not having a baby.
谁跟你说的哦 Who gave you that idea?
可是... But...
我想要个小弟弟 I wanted a little brother.
有小弟弟多好啊 Little brothers are terrific.
为什么我不能有呢 Why can't I have one?
你们总是不做让我开心的事 You never do anything to make me happy.
那天晚饭后 That night, after dinner,
爸爸妈妈一直在卧室里开心地笑 Mom and Dad kept on laughing in their bedroom.
有一天 我放学回家 And one day, when I came home from school,
他们说有好消息要告诉我 They had some good news for me.
宝宝要过很久才能出生哦 The baby took a long time.
不知道要多久 但是 I don't know how long, but it was
感觉比等待圣诞节还久呢 longer than waiting for Christmas.
-后天能生出来吗 -没那么快 - The day after tomorrow? - Not yet.
生活还在继续 Life went on.
乔弗瓦因为开车事件受罚了 Geoffroy got punished for the car incident.
现在只能走路上学 Now he has to walk to school.
玛丽·艾德薇邀我去她的生日派对 I saw Marie-Edwige and she invited me to her birthday.
星期四举行哦 It's on Thurday.
星期四吗 看情况吧 我很忙的 Thursday? I'll have to see, I have a very busy schedule.
好吧 其实我想说的是... Ok, it was more like...
我们又有了个新邻居 We have another new neighbor.
有什么问题吗 What's the problem?
爸爸也和他干上了 He and Dad tease each other too.
-有种你试试啊 -你吓不倒我 - Just try it. - You don't scare me.
难道你吓得倒我 You don't scare me.
滚回去 Go back home!
我继续等 And I kept waiting.
-明天能生吗 -不能 快啦 - Tomorrow? - No, but very soon.
我急着想教小弟弟学新玩意儿 I was in a hurry to start teaching my little brother new things.
棒极啦 Good!
看哦 Look!
有一天早晨 And then one morning,
我们全家去了医院... We all went to the hospital...
小弟弟终于要来啦 And my little brother finally arrived.
恭喜 是个女孩子 It's a girl.
什么 What?
来啊 射门 Come on, shoot!
踢嘛 Go on, shoot.
看哦 Look!
上帝呀 她多可爱呀 My goodness, isn't she cute?
真像个天使 She's an angel.
下巴真像爸爸 She certainly does have her father's jaw.
和她妈妈一模一样 She's her mother's spitting image.
除了下巴不像 I'm sorry, not the jaw.
你喜欢小妹妹吗 How do you like your sister?
老实说 我不知道 Frankly, it's hard to say.
等她长大再说 她现在没牙又没头发 We'll see when she's done. For now she's toothless and bald.
她无论怎么样都是可爱的 She's cute anyhow.
可爱吗 Cute?
她红嘟嘟皱巴巴的 She's red and wrinkled,
像腌过的甜椒 Like a pickled pepper.
两眼无神 咯咯出声 She just stares into space and gurgles.
大家还说她在笑 开玩笑吧 Everyone says she's smiling, but that's a joke.
她那是流口水的声音 All she does is gurgle.
我要的是弟弟 I wanted a brother.
但妈妈非要生个妹妹 But at the hospital, Mom took this instead.
真是不懂为什么 I don't know why.
她身上一坨坨肉 She has rolls of fat everywhere,
就像长着四个脸蛋 She looks like she has four cheeks.
还不如养条小狗呢 I should've asked for a puppy.
你好可爱 It's funny,
好奇怪 It's weird.
那时候 我想起了老师出的题目 At that moemnt, I was thinking about the topic our teacher gave us.
我长大后的志愿 Tell me what you want to be when you grow up.
现在我知道答案啦 Because now I know.
长大后 我要 What I want to do when I grow up
给大家带来欢笑 Is make people laugh.
孩子们 看这边 Look here!
看这边 Look here!