同学们,请站好… Children, get into place.
后面的… You in the back...
后面的同学请站好好吗? In the back, stand up straight!
要拍照了,请安静! Get ready for the photo.
后面的同学请排好队 Children, please calm down!
站好! Children!
那两个在聊天的… 你们别再讲话了… The row in the back, stop moving.
这样要怎么拍照啦! Stand still!
拜托请安静! You two over there...
前几天,老师出了一个怪题目 Our teacher gave us a funny assignment the other day:
告诉大家… "Tell me what you want to be
我长大后的志愿 "when you grow up."
尼古拉,这又不难 Nicholas, it can't be that hard.
当然难,我根本不知道以后想干嘛 Yes it can, if you don't know what you want to be.
其他人也许知道 The other kids, they all know.
拿亚斯特来说好了,他想当大官 Alceste, for example, he wants to be a minister.
他是我最好的麻吉,永远吃不停 Alceste is my best friend, a fat boy who's always eating.
这个是猪脚… That's ham hock.
那是猪背肉, That's pork loin.
这两样是猪肋排 Those are pork chops.
这是猪鼻 看起来很恶,吃起来很赞 That's pig's snout. It doesn't look good, but it is.
亚斯特之所以想当大官 The reason he wants to be a minister
是因为永远有开不完的趴踢 is because they have lots of banquets.
我们家圣诞节时,会有阿嬷… At our house for Christmas,
桃乐丝姑姑跟阿简姑丈 we're having Granny, Aunt Dorothy and Uncle Eugene.
我家会有白肉肠、火鸡以及栗子 At our place, we're having sausage, turkey and chestnuts.
杰夫以后会继承父业… Later on, Geoffroy will work with his father.
喂? Hello?
请稍等 One moment, please.
喂?请说… Yes, hello?
杰夫他家很大,有个很大的花园 Geoffroy lives in a big house with a big garden.
甚至有一个乖乖形状的游泳池 He even has a kidney-shaped pool.
杰夫他爸很有钱,要什么都买给他 Geoffroy's dad is very rich and buys him anything he wants.
不过杰夫唯一的兴趣只有变装 What Geoffroy likes best of all is dressing up.
因为杰夫的爸爸工作很忙 Since Geoffroy's dad works a lot,
照顾他的是他家的长工:亚伯 it's Albert, the butler, who watches him.
这位,是克劳岱 That's Clotaire.
他有一台很棒的脚踏车 He has a terrific bike.
这台,是比赛专用车 It's a race bike.
那后面怎么会有两个菜篮 Then why's it got a rack?
买菜也是在比杀价啊! I told you, it's a race rack.
克劳岱的梦想,是成为自行车冠军 Clotaire's dream is to be a champion cyclist.
路易十六最后上了断头台 Louis XVl was taken to the scaffold.
克劳岱! Clotaire!
你有在听吗? What did I just say?
克劳岱在班上总是吊车尾 Clotaire is bottom of the class.
…断头台 A scaffold?
那断头台是干嘛用的? What's a scaffold for?
…洗头用的吗? For making buildings?
去罚站 Go to the corner.
每次被问问题,他都会被罚站 He's always getting punished or deprived of something.
回家又被罚不能看电视跟吃点心 When he gets his report card, he's deprived of TV and dessert.
校长每次来都会说一样的话 When the principal scolds him, he says:
你们的父母拼死拼活让你们念书 Your parents deprive themselves to give you an education!
你们却忘恩负义,不懂珍惜 You still do not understand value.
发联络簿的时候 Of course, getting report cards
大家都很怕 is no fun for anyone.
尼古拉… Nicholas...
精神涣散,无法专心 "Undisciplined. Easily distracted.
要更用功一点 "Could do better."
唯一不怕的人是奥得 Eudes is the only one who isn't afraid.
奥得,不管上课或是下课 Eudes! "Quarrelsome and aggressive,
都一副要打人的样子 "in class and at playtime.
唯一能有好成绩的项目 "Fair grades
是唱歌 "in singing."
我爸都不敢骂我 My father never says a thing.
你知道为什么吗? You know why?
因为我敢直视他的眼睛 I look him straight in the eye.
然后他就会签联络簿 Then he signs it and that's that.
这成绩是怎么一回事? What kind of grades are these?
回房间,不准吃点心! T o bed with no dessert!
也许,他不该直视他爸的眼睛才对 I guess he must not have looked straight enough.
奥得说,他长大要当黑道 Eudes says he wants to be a bandit.
告诉你们,我以后要当黑道 I want to be a bandit.
不过…黑道不算是职业吧? Bandit! That's not a profession.
当然算! 如果没有黑道, Yes, it is! If there weren't any bandits,
你爸就会失业,你们全家就没饭吃 your father wouldn't have a job and you'd live in a shack.
你再说一次! Say that again?
好啊!你们全家都会没饭吃 You heard me: a rotten shack.
鲁夫,他想成为警察 Rufus wants to be a policeman,
跟他爸爸一样 like his father.
不过,如果要比赛捣蛋 But talk about goofing up,
鲁夫铁定是冠军 he's the champ.
大家猜猜看,我在模仿哪个怪物? Hey guys, I'll imitate a monster. Guess who it is?
科学怪人? 僵尸? Frankenstein! The Mummy!
狼人? Belphegor! Dracula!
吸血鬼? The bogeyman!
我姑姑? My Aunt Germaine!
不是,是豆豆先生啦! No! It's Old Spuds!
豆豆先生是我们的训导主任 Old Spuds is our supervisor.
他有这个绰号,因为他老是说… He's always saying:
你好好看着我的眼睛… Look me in the eye.
但他的眼睛,就像两颗豆豆 And potatoes have eyes too.
要不是学长解释,我也听不懂 I didn't get it at first either. The older boys explained it to me.
豆豆先生最爱罚我们写字 O ld Spuds likes to make us write sentences.
写100次:我不该用不真实的模仿 100 times: "l will not mock my supervisors by making
来嘲笑训导主任 "grotesque imitations which are totally unrealistic."
只有阿南永远不会被罚 Agnan is the only one that'll never happen to.
阿南是全班第一名,老师的最爱 Agnan is top of the class and teacher's pet, but above all
但他也是只讨厌的大蟑螂 he's a dirty rat.
老师!老师! Teacher! Teacher!
他们上课讲话 They're talking.
我们不太喜欢他 We don't like him much,
但又不能打他,因为他戴眼镜 but we can't hit him, he's got glasses.
你们不能打我,因为我戴眼镜 You can't hit me, I've got glasses.
我们不清楚阿南之后想干嘛 No one knows what Agnan wants to be when he grows up.
老师,他抄我的! Teacher! He's copying.
我爸说,他在我这个年纪时 When Dad was my age,
就已经想做很多事 there were plenty of things he wanted to be.
他常说,如果没跟我妈结婚 他应该会成为… He says that if he hadn't married Mom, he would've been
足球冠军 a soccer champion...
…游泳冠军… a swimming champion...
预备… Gentleman, on your marks,
开始! get set...
甚至是… And even...
自行车冠军 A cycling champion.
白日梦冠军如何?也是一种冠军 World champion of mythomania is more like it.
这是我们的邻居,不列嘟先生 That's Mr. Bledurt.
这又干你屁事了 Who asked you, Mister Busybody?
窃听王先生 Go eavesdrop elsewhere.
我没有窃听,是不小心听到 你声音大到全社区都听的见 The whole neighborhood can hear you, loudmouth.
你给我小心点 怎样? Watch it... What?
要赶我走吗?好怕喔～ You don't scare me.
爸爸很爱跟他斗嘴 He and Dad tease each other.
少碰我 你才别碰我 Don't touch me, Ok? Just you do not touch me.
白日梦算是运动吗? What kind of sport is mythomania?
你小心一点 你才是 Watch it! Go home!
别碰我 是你碰我,不要再碰了 Don't touch me! It is you touch me, do not touch again.
然后,还有妈妈 And then there's Mom...
妈妈,妈妈! Mom! Mom!
妈妈,当然永远都想当妈妈 One thing's for sure, Mom always wanted to be a mom.
我也不希望她做其他的事 And I wouldn't want her
只要永远当妈妈 to be anything else.
你吓到我了 You scared me.
为什么我不知道以后要干嘛呢? I know why I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
因为我命太好了,我不希望改变 It's because my life is swell and I don't ever want it to change.
片名:小淘气尼古拉 << Little Nicholas >> Nicholas
改编自戈西尼与桑贝的绘本 Based on the books _by Goscinny & Sempe
谁能说说 "小拇指汤姆"的故事? Who knows the story of Little Tom Thumb?
奥得? Eudes?
小拇指…他很小… He's little?
对,然后呢? Yes. What else?
鲁夫? Rufus?
因为他很小,所以干坏事不会被抓 He's little, so he steals things and runs away.
不能这样说… Not exactly.
亚斯特,你知道吗? Alceste?
因为他不吃东西,所以很瘦很瘦… He refuses to eat well, so he's all skinny.
不完全是… Not quite.
尼古拉? Nicholas?
好吧!阿南,你说吧! O k, go ahead, Agnan.
小拇指之所以叫小拇指 Little Tom Thumb was called Tom Thumb because
是因为他的体型很小如拇指 he was as little as a thumb.
他是家里最小的孩子 He was the youngest child of a poor family
但父母穷到根本没法养小孩 who had no food for their children, so the parents decided
因此决定把小拇指丢到森林里 to abandon them in the forest.
幸好,小拇指… Luckily, Little...
恭喜你啊!乔辛 Congratulations, Joachim.
快传话:乔辛的弟弟出生了 Pass the word: Joachim has a little brother.
安静! Silence!
克劳岱,你在干嘛? Clotaire, what are you doing?
快说,快告诉我们! Come on, tell us!
我在睡觉时,我爸突然把我叫醒 I was fast asleep. Dad came in and woke me up.
他衣着整齐,没刮胡子,但很开心 He was dressed and unshaved, and he started to laugh.
然后他跟我说,我有个弟弟了 He said I'd had a little brother.
之后呢? And then?
之后,我爸带我去看妈妈 He took me to see my mother.
她人在医院,但跟我爸一样开心 She was at the hospital, but she looked as happy as Dad.
而我弟弟 And next to her,
就躺在她身边 was my little brother.
但你好像不太高兴 You sure don't look happy.
我干嘛高兴? Why would I be?
他整天哭个不停,我要在家叫一声 He's always screaming, but if I raise my voice
我爸马上骂我笨蛋,叫我闭嘴 但他们都放纵他 they tell me to hush and Dad says I'm giving him a headache.
我一靠近摇篮, If I get anywhere near the cradle,
马上叫我闪边 they tell me to scram.
小北鼻大概多大啊? How big is a baby?
大概这么大吧 About this high.
那你得把玩具放在这么高的地方 Then put your toys that high.
没错,因为你得跟他睡一间 They'll make you share your room with him.
才不要!那是我的房间! No way, it's my room! It's mine!
在花园的角落帮他盖一间好了 Put him in the garden.
我家没有花园 We don't have a garden.
那就盖一个啊! Then build one.
车库呢?我家的狗都睡车库 How about the garage? Our dog sleeps there.
讨厌!我要的是脚踏车,不是弟弟 I wanted a bicycle, not a brother.
他会抢你的糖果,你还不能抱怨 He'll steal your candy and you won't be able to complain.
没错,每次只要有问题 'Cause if you complain,
大人就说你在吃醋,还只会处罚你 they say you're jealous and punish you.
这样恐怕被赶去车库的人,是你 Maybe you'll end up in the garage.
跟你说,你完了… You're in trouble.
你都不觉得怪吗? You didn't have any idea?
我爸最近的确怪怪的 No. But it's true, Dad was acting strange lately.
怎么怪法? Like what?
他对我妈超好 Well, like he was real nice to my mother.
每次我妈买菜回来 For example, he'd carry the groceries home.
他会说:亲爱的,我来,别累着! He'd say, "Darling, I don't want you getting tired."
他还自动倒垃圾,以前根本不会 One day, he even took the trash out without moaning. That's unusual.
妈妈 怎么啦,宝贝? Mom? Yes, sweetheart?
要怎么生小孩啊? How do you make babies?
啊,你爸回来啦! Oh look, your father's home!
有好东西喔! Surprise!
给尼古拉,他爸工作超认真 罗杰慕希布上 "For Nicholas, whose father works so hard. Roger Moucheboume."
慕先生是爸爸的老板 Mr. Moucheboume is Dad's boss.
慕先生有看到我给你的信吗? Did you get the note I left with your secretary?
什么信? 是关于升迁的信 What note? About my raise and promotion...
我们上次有聊到… We'd talked about it.
这个晚点聊,我有个事请你帮忙 We'll see about that later. I have a little favor to ask you...
爸妈常为工作的事情吵架 Mom and Dad argue a lot about him.
他根本当你是空气 He's taking advantage of you.
好啊!那我搬出去,你高兴了吧? Fine, then I'll just walk out.
尼古拉,去收行李,我们去睡拖车 Nicholas, pack up, we're moving to a trailer.
喔耶!赶快去吧 Swell, I'll get my suitcase.
其实,他们根本就常常吵架 I have to admit, Mom and Dad argue a lot.
你干嘛不叫他们送 Why didn't you have it delivered?
送货要多加50块,好重!要放哪? It cost more. Look, where does it go?
升官有屁用?我们过的这么辛苦 But I thought you got a raise.
我还没升官…我到底可以放哪? I haven't got a raise yet. O n the little table?
怎么会… 还没确定的事… I thought... Look, it's not sure.
我该放桌上,还是放柜子上? O n the table or the dresser?
如果不确定,干嘛还买电视? Then we shouldn't have bought a TV.
车子还在分期耶!这太扯了 We're still making car payments.
那退回去好了! 怎样,是要放下,还是退回去? I think it best to return it. Should I return it or set it down?
不要逼我! Don't hurry me!
我不喜欢人家给我压力 I hate being hurried.
但事情永远都会解决… But things always work out.
好吧,放那吧! Ok, put it there.
一般来说可以… Well, usually.
尼古拉 Nicholas?
怎么了? Yes?
千万别结婚 好 Never get married. Ok.
我想你可以写谢卡给慕先生 Nicholas, I think you should write Mr. Moucheboume a thank you note.
亲爱的先生…不,亲爱的慕先生… "Dear Sir..." No, "Dear Mr. Moucheboume..."
不行,太口语了 No, that's too familiar.
我亲爱的慕先生… "My dear Mr. Moucheboume..."
…等一下…亲爱的… Hang on... Honey!
是亲爱的先生,亲爱的慕先生 还是我亲爱的慕先生 "Dear Sir", "Dear Mr. Moucheboume" or "My dear Mr. Moucheboume"?
别吼,我在厨房听不到 Don't shout! I'm in the kitchen.
是亲爱的先生,亲爱的慕先生… "Dear Sir" or "Dear Mr. Moucheboume"...
亲爱的慕先生 会太口语吗? "Dear Mr. Moucheboume". Isn't that too familiar?
不如写"亲爱的先生"就好 你都想好了干嘛问我? Isn't "Dear Sir" better? Then why ask?
这样写:亲爱的先生,逗号,换行 Ok, write: "Dear Sir", comma, new line,
这份惊喜礼物,真是让我惊…不行 "lt was with surprise that I had the great surpr..." No.
很开心…不…很高兴 "lt was with joy..." No. "lt was with pleasure...
得到这份惊喜…不,极大的惊喜 "that I had the great surprise..." No. "The immense surprise..."
干脆写"宇宙大惊喜"好了 Why not "colossal surprise" while you're at it?
好…收到您的礼物… "The great surprise...
真是令我惊喜…礼物怎么形容 "of receiving your lovely gift..." No. "Your..."
超酷的礼物 不,您精致的礼物 "Terrific gift"? No, "your marvelous gift".
他说的对,说酷比较自然 He's right, "terrific" is more natural.
我们可以安静写完这封信吗? Can we write this letter in peace?
您精美的礼物,句号,换行 "Your lovely gift", period. New paragraph.
尼古拉敬上…不 "My respects..." No.
写"向您致敬" "Respectfully yours..."
好,但是… Hang on...
"向您致敬" 还是"献上我的敬意"? "Respectfully yours" or "My sincere respects"?
好,用"献上我的敬意"好了 Put: "My sincere respects".
最后,签名 Then you sign it.
尼古拉,拜托… Nicholas, please.
尼古拉… Nicholas...
别再玩这鸟玩具了! Stop it with that god-awful toy!
我永远不会升官了 I'll never get that promotion.
我们可以邀慕先生夫妇来吃饭 What if we invited the Moucheboumes for dinner?
他会对你印象深刻 Maybe your boss would see you differently.
"有天,他还自动倒垃圾" "One day, he even took the trash out without moaning.
"以前根本不会" "That's unusual..."
亲爱的,我来吧 谢谢 Honey, I'll get it. Thank you, darling.
你好体贴 That's sweet of you.
我拿哪个杯子 我来吧 Which cups should I take? Don't worry, I'll get them.
不不不,让我来 No, I insist.
亲爱的,你找不到,我来比较快 You'll never find them, love, I'll do it.
我要有个弟弟了 什么时候? I'm going to have a brother! When?
还不知道,但就跟乔辛说的一样 I don't know. But it's just like Joachim said.
乔辛人呢? Where is Joachim anyhow?
同学们 Children!
过来排队 Stand in line and follow me.
今天早上不上课,我们要体检 Today you're going to have a medical examination.
老师,乔辛没来耶! Miss! Joachim isn't here.
我知道,他爸妈跟我说了 Yes, I know.
来,大家安静跟我走 Come on now, follow me. No talking!
乔辛怎么了? What happened to Joachim?
应该是他弟弟的关系 It must be his little brother.
对,说不定他被抛弃了 Maybe his parents abandoned him
跟小拇指一样被丢在树林里 in the woods like Tom Thumb.
欸,怎样,会痛吗? Does it hurt?
还满痛的 You better believe it.
痛到他们得把我绑起来 They had to strap us down.
我不要去,我要妈妈… I don't want to go! I want my mommy!
阿南,你在干嘛啦? 乖 Agnan, what's wrong with you? Calm down.
你要跟我妈讲啊… 我不要看医生 Can you tell wth my mom... I won't see the doctor!
阿南,如果你乖乖去看医生 If you see go the doctor like a good boy,
我就考你数学 I'll test you in math.
考分数吗? On fractions?
对 耶 Yes. Ok.
没事了,同学们,跟我走 Ok, children. Let's go.
我会给你看几张图 I'll show you some images.
你跟我说你想到什么 And you'll tell me what you see.
准备好了吗? Are you ready?
你看到什么? What do you see?
我爸的车 My father's car.
我爸的船 My father's boat.
我爸的飞机 My father's airplane.
咳一下 Cough.
很好 Very good.
咳一下 Cough.
还好 All right.
咳一下 Cough...
来,请告诉我 I'm listening.
我…不知道,我没有复习 I don't know. I didn't study.
不是啦…告诉我你想到什么就好 Just tell me what runs through your head.
是日期吗? Should I say a date?
日期?你想到日期? A date? You see a date?
我不知道 I don't know.
想…到…日…期… "A date."
那这张呢? And here?
不是我 It's not me.
不是你? It's not you...
好吧 Ok.
那这张呢? And this?
你去哪里? What's wrong?
不公平,又不是我画坏的 It's not fair. It's not me who made all those spots.
下一个 Next.
眼镜拿掉,告诉我你看到什么 Take your glasses off.
跟你说眼镜拿掉 Take them off, I said.
这又让你想到你爸的什么了吗? Is this related to your father too?
不,这次是我妈的外套 No. It's my mother's coat.
我爸买给他的 Which my father bought.
下一个 Next.
不能拿三明治,不然体重测不准 Without the sandwich, it'll tip the scales.
有一个小男孩 It's a little boy,
找到了一颗种子,种到土里 who finds a seed and plants it.
种子不断长大 And the seed grows
结果长出了不停变大的宝宝 into a little baby that starts to grow
不停…不停的变大 and grow and grow...
然后变成了巨人后就把那个小男孩 Until it's a big giant who catches the little boy
活活吃掉 and eats him alive.
那时我就走上前跟他说 I simply walked up to him and said,
"你跟夫人要来我家晚餐吗?" "Why don't you and your wife come for dinner one night?"
他说什么 他说:好主意! What did he say? "Excellent idea."
我跟我太太讨论一下 太棒了 "I'll tell my wife." I'm so happy!
他太太是怎么样的人? Tell me, what type of woman is Mrs. Moucheboume?
不知道,就老板夫人的样子吧! No idea. I never met her.
我的意思是,是贵妇吗?还是… I mean, is she the sophisticated type or...
我不知道,没见过 I said, I don't know.
别这样… Don't worry, there's no problem.
我很担心啊 But I am getting worried.
好好招待就好了 Everything has to be perfect.
那尼古拉呢? What about Nicholas? What'll we do with him?
要留他吗? 那可不行 Will he stay with us? No, it's out of the question.
他太好动了 天啊 He can't sit still. Oh my God...
我好害怕 I'm afraid already.
来… Here.
尼古拉 Nicholas...
你怎么不吃呢? You're not eating?
要吃才有体力啊 You need to keep your strength up.
下周末我们去森林散步吧 How about a walk in the woods next weekend?
要跟阿南一样,巴结他们 Be like Agnan, start kissing up.
你说的对,要买礼物给你妈 Yeah, buy your mother a present.
买些肉肠、火腿之类的 Like some salami, or a nice baked ham.
她会觉得你很乖,不忍心抛弃你 That way, she won't have the heart to abandon you.
才不是,你要买戒指 No! You should buy her a ring.
我妈发疯时我爸就买给她,很有用 That's what my father does. It always works.
但是我只有三块钱 But I only have three francs.
你好 Hello.
要什么吗? 我要买花给我妈 Can I help you? I'd like some flowers for my mom.
真乖,你妈真幸福 How sweet, she's lucky.
这样她才不会把他丢在森林里 It's so she won't abandon him.
玫瑰花多少钱? 三块 How much are roses? Three francs.
太好了,我买了 Great! I'll take them.
不…是一朵三块 No. Three francs for one rose.
可以借我钱吗?下个礼拜还你 Can you lend me some money? I'll pay you back.
抱歉,我的钱只够我买点心 I just have enough for a snack.
那你呢? 我没钱 And you? I'm broke.
你不想吧 怎样,那是我的钱 Sure. You just don't want to. It's my money.
小气鬼 你才是 Stingy rat. Stingy yourself.
买不到花我就揍你 You're lucky I'm holding the flowers.
你们静一静 我帮你 Calm down. I'll hold them for you.
别碰我… Don't touch me or...
你这个杀手 Murderer!
这花真美 Your flower is very pretty, sweetheart.
克劳岱说的对 Clotaire was right,
阿南的招数有效 the Agnan technique worked.
接下来几天,我不停巴结我妈 I did everything I could to make Mom happy.
我甚至穿上那套 I even agreed to wear my blue suit,
丑不拉机的蓝色西装 the one I look like a nitwit in,
陪她去跟朋友家喝茶 and go to Mrs. Courteplaque's.
他真可爱 Look how cute he is.
是他自己要跟来的喔 He's the one who insisted on coming.
来,我亲一个 Let me give you a kiss.
玛莉安,你来了 Marie-Edwige, there you are.
她是玛莉安 That's Marie-Edwige.
她很美、很特别,别人没得比的 She's very pretty but she's just a girl.
带尼古拉去你房间玩吧 Take Nicholas to your room to play.
我们要玩什么? What shall we play?
我们可以玩护士游戏 We could play nurse.
你是受伤又害怕的士兵 We'll pretend it's wartime. You can be wounded
我是细心照顾你的护士 and I'll heal you and save you despite the danger.
我比较想玩牌 I'd rather play cards.
可以,那你想玩什么? Ok. What can you play?
玩战斗牌 I can play "War".
我有更好玩的 I know a much better game.
跟玛莉安玩牌很复杂 Marie-Edwige's game had very complicated rules.
她可以看我的牌 For example, she could look at my hand
并且跟我换比较好的牌 and exchange certain cards.
但我不行 But not me.
而且计牌的方式跟平常不太一样 And the cards didn't have the same value as usual.
有时候连3都比国王大 She could take my king with her three.
这… 怎样? But... What?
玩输了还会惩罚 There were penalties too.
快一点,走啊…走啊… Come on, giddy-up, horsey!
永远是我输 And I always lost.
黏黏的耶… 不要动 It's sticky. Don't move!
不久,玛莉安的朋友来了 Later on, Marie-Edwige's girlfriends came over.
大家好 Hello!
我跟她们玩了起来 Then the fun really started.
突然之间… But at one point...
我觉得自己也许该转学了 I thought I might have to change schools.
再见,尼古拉 Goodbye, Nicholas.
掰啦 Bye, Nicholas.
再见 See you soon, Nicholas.
再见,尼古拉 Goodbye, Nicholas.
那…掰了 Well, bye.
再见,玛莉安,我今天很开心 Goodbye, Marie-Edwige, I had a swell time with you,
我觉得你很美,希望赶快再见到你 you're very pretty and I hope to see you again soon.
但事实上我应该是说… Actually, I think it was more like...
我真替你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
妈妈非常开心… Mom was very pleased.
但这还不够 But it still wasn't enough.
明天,我们一起去森林散步 Tomorrow, we'll go for a walk in the woods.
尼古拉,你这是在干嘛? Nicholas. What are you doing? Open the door.
快开门 Come on, open the door.
开门啊 Open the door!
好,玩够了,快开门 Very funny. Come on, open it.
马上把门打开…是怎样,快开门 Open this car door at once! I don't believe it.
小王八蛋!快开门! Open it, for God's sake!
别吼了,你会吓到他 Stop shouting, you'll scare him.
尼古拉,是我,妈妈, Nicholas, it's me, your mother.
开门啊! Open the door.
亲爱的,开门吧! 别这么固执 Come on, son, stop being silly.
你不开门,我们怎么回家呢? How are we going to get home?
结果爸妈吵了一下午 Mom and Dad spent the rest of the afternoon arguing.
我想,妈妈应该舍不得丢掉我 I could tell that Mom didn't want to abandon me,
但是爸爸最后会说服她 but I knew Dad would persuade her in the end.
我知道该怎么做了 I know what we'll do.
我们成立秘密组织来帮助尼古拉 We'll form a secret gang to help Nicholas.
什么秘密组织? 帮助别人的英雄 What's a secret gang? A group of heroes.
我们组织就叫…无敌帮! We can call our gang "The Unbeatables".
我们到工地聚会 要有个暗号 We'll meet at the vacant lot. We need a password.
无敌勇士 "Invincible courage"! Yeah!
只有知道暗号的人能来 And only those who know it can come in.
同学们,集合了 Children, get in line!
这是我爸妈的道歉信 It's a note from my parents.
"原谅我的嗨子没泄功课" Pleeze excuze our sun hoo didn't doo his homework.
这是谁写的 Who wrote this?
"爸爸" Daddy.
老师 请说 Teacher? Yes?
我看不清楚,可以到前面吗? 当然可以 Can we come closer to see? Of course.
坐下…坐下 Sit down!
起立 Stand up.
坐下 Sit down.
同学们 Children,
告诉大家一个好消息 I'm very pleased to announce that the Minister of Education himself
教育部长要来参观我们学校 shall honor us with a visit to our school.
我将你们列为模范班级 I'm counting on you to make his visit unforgettable.
并且请你们老师 I turn to your teacher
指导你们一起准备 and ask her to organize a performance...
一个教育娱乐兼备 which I'm sure will combine culture and pedagogy.
又能让贵宾印象深刻的表演 It will make a marvelous impression on our guest.
老师其实不太喜欢弄表演 Our teacher didn't like the idea of a performance.
应该说,她以前试过了 I have to admit, she'd already tried to put on a play...
过来点…斑马 Come on! The zebras!
斑马先,然后是鳄鱼 Go on. The zebra first, then the crocodile.
很好,就是这样 There, that's it.
杰夫… Geoffroy!
你穿这是什么衣服? What on earth is that costume?
杰夫,你… Geoffroy...
一场大灾难… A parade...
一二三四,二二三四… One, two! One, two!
向右向后转 Half turn... to the right!
你们在干嘛? What's this?
我说排成两排,不是打成一团 Lines of two! What kind of troop is this?
排成两排! Lines of two, I said!
你们真是国家的耻辱 You're the shame of France.
真的,法国之耻啊! You heard me, the shame of France!
就连唱歌都… And even a choir...
没有一次有好结果的 But it never worked out.
抱歉,他们真的没救了… Sorry, these kids are hopeless.
我的意思是… You see, it's just that...
我们课会赶不上 It might make us run late with our program.
这样…那他们有读诗吧! Well then, have them recite a poem.
这学期不是有读诗吗? They've studied poetry, haven't they?
有 Yes.
"乌鸦与狐狸" 好极了 "The Crow and the Fox". Wonderful.
这样… Let's see...
你,可以背来听听吗? You, my boy, please recite: "The Crow and the Fox".
我…我背不起来 I don't know it all
我只记得乌鸦刁了一块蓝乳酪 but it's about a crow with Roquefort cheese in its beak.
才不是,是白乳酪 It was Camembert!
不可能,白乳酪臭又软,刁不住的 It couldn't be, Camembert is runny and it stinks!
乌鸦先生在弯曲的树ㄚ上… "Master Crow, perched on a tree..."
够了,你们够了! That's enough!
给我安静,安静! Calm down!
继续画画 Back to your drawings.
不是我 No.
暗号 无敌勇士 Password. "Invincible courage".
无敌勇士 "Invincible courage".
暗号 Password.
…超级勇士? 说不出来我不能放你过去 "Terrible courage"? Password, or I can't let you in.
爆笑勇士? "Funny courage"?
超酷勇士? "Terrific courage"?
首先,我们需要一个领袖 First of all, we need a leader.
我建议由我担任 为什么? I suggest it be me. Why you?
因为我穿得最酷,领袖都要穿很酷 I've got the nicest clothes.
少来,最强壮的人才能当领袖 The leader's the strongest!
不,最老的人才能当领袖,我就是 The leader's the oldest! That's me.
乱讲,克劳岱才是 你敢给他当吗? No, Clotaire is oldest, he flunked nursery school.
各位,要吵在学校吵就够了 If it's only to argue, we could've stayed at school.
喂?请稍等 Hello? One moment, I'll see.
先生 Sir?
最近六个月…怎么了? Yes? It's the ministry.
部长问赠勋仪式何时方便举行? 他们真烦 The Legion of Honor ceremony. What a bore.
下个月找个时间给他们吧 Here. Find a date for them next month.
是的 Yes, sir.
由于尚未收到… 您的衬衫烫好了 "I have not yet received..." Your shirts, sir.
老兄,谢啦!放那就行了 Thank you, old boy.
我还把鞋也擦了 I shined your shoes too.
刚刚讲到哪了? Where were we, hon?
由于上个月提出之请求尚未有回覆 "l have not yet received an answer to last month's..."
你有听到我说话吗? Did you hear me?
跟你说我改变心意了 I said I've changed my mind.
我不想请你老板吃饭了 I don't want to have the Moucheboumes over.
怎…怎么会这样? What? Why not? Because.
因为我没有衣服跟首饰 I don't have a dress or jewelry,
我也不会开车 and I don't know how to drive a car.
亲爱的,你到底怎么了? Darling, what's got into you?
我不想在慕太太面前成为俗妇 I don't want to look like a dimwit in front of Mrs. Moucheboume.
俗?你哪里俗了? A dimwit? What do you mean?
你以为她去发廊会要人陪? Does her husband drive her to the hairdresser?
当然不会! No.
她会搭公车?不可能 Does she take the bus? No.
她会开车,我不会 有道理 So she drives and I don't. Makes sense.
她订婚时买的衣服不会穿到今天 Is her only fancy dress her engagement dress?
但我会 No. Me, yes.
上次阿姑生日 你不是买件绿色的吗? What about the green dress you bought for Aunt Pelagia's 60th?
我每次都穿那件,不想再穿了 你没有每次都穿 I wear it all the time. No, you don't.
还满常穿的 Often enough, I'd say.
你以为慕太太只会聊家事? Is her only topic of conversation her family and home? No.
她是现代女性 走在时代尖端 She's modern... A woman of her time.
既亮丽又独立 Brilliant and independent...
而我,只是个会煮饭的黄脸婆 I'm just a middleclass housewife who does the cooking.
别以为我会弄个晚餐自取其辱 I refuse to be humiliated all evening.
我宁可取消 I'd rather call it off.
很好 Very well.
我不能让我老婆丢脸 My wife will be humiliated in front of no one.
明天就去老佛爷百货买衣服 Tomorrow, we'll buy you a new dress.
还有首饰? 没错 And some jewelry? And jewelry.
我也可以学开车吗? I can learn to drive?
可以 亲爱的,你真好 That too. Oh, sweetheart!
我也想知道筑一道墙要花多少钱 How much would a wall cost?
勇士… "Courage..."
不… "In..."
不灭… 不灭勇士! "Invi..." "Invisible"!
简单说,每个人是自己小组的领袖 Ok, everyone will be the leader of his own gang,
每组都包含了其他组的成员 which includes members of the full gang. For example,
如:杰夫是杰夫组的领袖 Geoffroy will be the leader of his gang, which includes
里面有杰夫、鲁夫、亚斯特跟我 himself, Rufus, Alceste and me.
鲁夫是鲁夫组的领袖 Rufus is the leader of his gang,
里面有鲁夫、奥得、克劳岱跟我 with Eudes, Clotaire and me.
奥得组有组长奥得 组员有杰夫、鲁夫、我跟亚斯特 Eudes is the leader of his gang, with Geoffroy, Rufus, Alceste and me.
你们都是我的组员 And my gang includes all of you.
大家同意吗? Do we agree?
同意吗?… Do we agree?
好! Yes.
好,现在我们要干嘛呢? So, now what do we do?
我知道了,我们去帮你打扫房子 I know! We'll clean your house.
去你家大扫除 We'll all come over and tidy up.
你爸妈会高兴得舍不得丢掉你 Your parents will be so happy they'll have to keep you.
乖,就靠你顾家罗 Be good, I'm counting on you.
只要两小时,如果够聪明 就一个半小时 We'll be home in two hours. Less if Mom's gifted.
干嘛这样讲? 讲什么? What's that mean? What?
如果够聪明,就一个半小时 我不知道 "Less if Mom's gifted." I don't know.
一小时,一个半小时…不知道啦 Two hours, one hour, whatever.
分明就是在羞辱我 You're insinuating something.
别吵了 是你先开始的 Don't start up, Ok? You started.
你认为我学不会 哪有 You assume I'm going to fail. No, I don't.
明明就有 Yes, you do. I'm sorry, you do.
我们有两小时 We have two hours.
打直,打直… Straighten up.
打直啦!打直…我说打直! Straighten up, straighten up, I said!
别再一直叫,我会紧张 You're flustering me with your "straighten ups".
打直 啊 Straighten up!
干嘛?这条路是直的啊 Admit it. You were heading straight off the road.
我超期待爸妈回来 让他们看到我们的成果 I was awfully impatient for Mom and Dad to see
想知道他们的反应 how my friends and I had cleaned the house.
好吧!我付钱让你上驾训班 Ok, I'll pay for driving lessons.
我了解他们不会留住我 I realized I'd never be able to make them happy.
因此,我决定自己离开 So I decided to run away from home.
我拿了需要的几样东西 I packed up everything I thought I might need,
孤独离去… and I left.
我想远行,到中国或是海边 I wanted to go a long way away, like to China or Arcachon.
爸妈会后悔让我离开 Mom and Dad would be very sorry and they'd miss me.
但我要多年之后才会回来 But I'd only come back after years,
当我成为船长 when I was captain of a warship
并且赚了大钱以后 and I earned lots of money.
我会带他们去看电影,别人会说: I'd take them to the movies and people would say:
你看,尼古拉带他爸妈去看电影 "Look, Nicholas has lots of money.
即使他们亏待他 "He takes his Mom and Dad to the movies,
他依然付了电影票钱 "even if they were mean to him."
你真的很漏气 不,我想了想,不对 You chickened out. I thought it over. Not the same!
该离开的不是我 It's not up to me to leave.
毕竟是我先来的,该走的是他 I was there first. The one who should leave
所以,他出生以后 is the baby! So when it gets here...
我得想办法丢掉他 we'll get rid of it.
怎么丢? 可以找保护动物协会 How? We could sell it to the SPCA.
有没有搞错,他们只收动物啦 They only take animals, you idiot!
啊!把他丢在森林给狼当儿子 We'll abandon it in the jungle to wolves.
我听过这样的故事,超酷! Albert read me a story like that.
森林太远了 No, the jungle is too far.
应该把他藏起来,偷偷养大他 We'll hide it in a hut and raise it in secret.
我们可以轮流喂他 We'll take turns feeding it.
我只有星期四可以出门 I can only go out on Thursdays.
我也是 Me too.
我常被处罚,不能出门 Me too, except if I'm punished. Which is often.
我们把食物留给他就好啦 We can leave food for it.
我姑姑的猫就是这样 My aunt does that with her cat.
你疯啦!宝宝要喂,不会自己吃 No way! Babies aren't like cats, they can't feed themselves.
我都听到了 I heard everything.
臭蟑螂,你听到什么? What did you hear, you dirty rat?
你们想把尼古拉的弟弟丢掉 You want to take Nicholas' baby and hide it in the jungle
还要喂他吃猫食,我要跟老师说 and feed it cat food. I'll tell the teacher
还有校长,你们都会被处罚 and the Principal, and you'll be in big trouble.
除非… Unless...
除非怎样? Unless what?
除非你们叫老师演我编的话剧 You let me propose my idea for the performance.
你要编什么话剧? What's your idea?
我想了想,我们不能自己动手 Listen, we can't get rid of the baby ourselves.
不然警察会发现,我们就惨了 The police will find out and we'll be in trouble.
我们只能让宝宝 The only solution is to have it kidnapped
被黑道绑架 by a gangster.
黑道?上哪里找黑道? A gangster? Where will we find a gangster?
先生… Sir!
过来一下 Come here!
看这边,过来… Come on, sir!
对,这边,来这边… Come here. Yes, you!
过来一下 Come here!
最后,流到海洋 It flows into the sea,
并形成了卡马格三角洲 forming a delta called the Camargue.
谢谢阿南 Thank you, Agnan.
穿越巴黎的河流是哪一条呢? What river flows through Paris?
克劳岱 Clotaire.
克劳岱,你有在听课吗? Did you hear the question?
穿越巴黎的是哪一条河? 没错 "What river flows through Paris?" Yes.
是哪一条呢? What's its name?
克劳岱 是… Come now, Clotaire. It's...
克劳岱 是的,老师 Clotaire. Yes, miss.
爸妈不是有带你坐船吗? 对啊 Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride?
那条河叫什么名字? 塞纳河啊 What river did the boat sail on? The Seine.
好,你可以走了 Go on now.
以迭韵法为主,音节的数目… "Based on alliteration, syllable counts,
或音调的起伏,吟唱诗文里… "or accents, Skaldic poetry,
爱尔兰诗人史诺理史陀…铎… "developed by lcelander Snorri Sturf..."
这名字我不会念 I can't say that one.
那就别念 你在讲什么? Then don't say it. No funny comments.
史诺理史特卢森 Snorri Sturluson...
冰岛诗人史诺理史特卢森 "Developed by lcelander Snorri Sturluson
注重的则是形式 "is essentially a question of style where literal meaning
以回文与隐喻取代专有名词 "is replaced by periphrases and metaphors."
再来一题,音乐的 Another one. On music.
我不觉得会想聊古典音乐 I doubt Mrs. Moucheboume will want to discuss music
在听完13世纪诗文后 after your talk on 13th century Scandinavian poetry.
你们吃饭聊事业,我们聊文化 I think she'll be delighted to discover a cultivated person
我觉得慕太太会很开心 who can hold a conversation while the men talk business.
快点 Go on.
"巴洛克风格" "Baroque style."
源自于“巴洛可”… "From the Portuguese word barroco meaning misshapen pearls..."
哥儿们 Hey guys!
快来看 Look!
哇,杀手黑杰克 Blind Jack!
"杀手黑杰克越狱" BLIND JACK ON THE RUN!
我们要的就是他 That's who we need.
小鬼,你们有完没完 Are you finished! Jailbirds!
混蛋 快点,两个两个对齐 Cossacks! Everyone get in line.
快点 Move it.
同学们 Boys,
你们老师会请几天假 your teacher will be away for a few days.
这段期间纳太太会代课 A substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, will replace her.
啊,纳太太来了 Here she is.
地理课:法国的河流 Geography. The rivers of France.
请坐 Sit down.
安静! Silence!
很好 Very well.
今天我们要讲河流 I see that today's lesson was to be on rivers.
我们测试一下 I'll start by testing
之前的课你们有没有听进去 your level of knowledge on the subject.
首先,要有人来挂地图 But first, we must hang the map up.
谁可以来挂? Who'd like to do that?
你坐下 Sit down!
是我决定谁来挂地图 I'll decide who hangs the map.
那个你 You, back there.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
克劳岱…老师 Clotaire, miss.
你看起来比较乖 You seem less unruly than the others.
你来挂地图 Hang the map up.
但是…老师… But, miss...
安静 Silence!
你很爱出头是吗? I see we have a little rebel.
我最讨厌这种人 Let me tell you, I show little rebels who's boss.
听懂了吗? Is that clear?
来,你来说说塞纳河 You, recite your lesson on the Seine River.
源自于朗格勒高原 The source of the Seine is in Burgundy,
河流总长776公里 it's 776 km long and flows into the English Channel.
很好,换你 Very good. And you?
流经奥伯、马恩、欧斯与咏恩 Its tributaries are the Aube, Marne, Oise and Yonne.
非常好 Very good.
换你,爱现鬼 Now you, the comedian.
对,你爱讲就给你讲 Mister Rattle Mouth,
你对塞纳河还知道什么吗? what else can you tell me?
就是这样,叫你说你就不说了 I see you have nothing intelligent to say.
去罚站,学学安静是怎么回事 To the corner. That'll teach you to show off.
你怎么啦? What are you waiting for?
他只是不习惯而已 It's because he's not used to it.
我来教他怎么做 I'll show him how.
谢谢,西劳岱 Thank you, Hilaire.
工人、工头… "Gambert, Ganguin, Gangsain..."
找不到“杀手” 那试试“黑” There's nothing under "Gangster". Try "Blind".
黑…杰克…我找到了 "Blind, Jack." I found it!
"杰克修车行" JACK'S GARAGE
喂? 黑杰克先生吗? Blind Jack? Hang on.
稍等…杰克,你的电话 Jack! It's for you!
顺便请他处理一下代课老师 See if he can take care of the new teacher too.
喂? 黑杰克吗? Hello? Blind Jack?
我本人 Yes, that's me.
我们要“带走” It's for a removal.
带走喔?就地不能解决吗? Can't we deal with it on the spot?
什么就地解决? "On the spot?"
就是我现场就可以处理啊 Yeah, fix it...
我会去解决问题 right there, on the spot.
不不不,我们只要“带走” No! We want it taken away, that's all.
“只要”喔…等我一下 That's all!
等一下,我要把手伸进去 I'll have to get my hands in it.
把手伸进去 内部要拆解一下 "In it"? Yeah, strip the body down.
总之,“带走” If I have to come get it...
要500块喔 it's 500 francs minimum.
我们再连络 We'll call you back.
他说什么? 快讲 What did he say? Tell us!
他说什么? What did he say?
内部拆解,要500 He wants 500 francs to strip the body.
我就知道,黑道就爱A钱 I knew it, gangsters are all crooks.
那代课老师该怎么办? What about the new teacher?
哎呀,这巧克力过期啦 O h my, these chocolates are old.
亲爱的,你可别吃,会毒死人的 Don't touch this, honey, it's like poison.
教师办公室 TEACHERS' ROOM
有事吗? 老师,这个送你 Yes. It's a present for you.
你真好 How sweet.
谢谢 Thank you.
佣人? 对,服侍晚餐的佣人 A maid? Yes, a maid for the dinner.
这样我就可以陪慕太太聊天 I can't leave poor Mrs. Moucheboume by herself while I cook.
而且比较贵气 It's more elegant, don't you agree?
晚餐我们就吃龙虾,好吗? For the dinner menu, I was thinking of lobster with mayonnaise.
龙虾!你知道有多贵吗? You know how much that costs?
一公斤80法郎 Eighty francs a kilo.
听着 Listen...
吃海鲜,很好 The mayonnaise is a good idea.
不过可以不要龙虾吗? But for the rest, can't we do something simple?
简单吃就好了 简单吃? You know, casual. "Casual".
火腿三明治也是简单吃,好不好? I can make ham sandwiches and we'll eat in front of the TV.
整个晚上我都在想 I spent the whole night thinking about
我该怎么凑到这500元 how to find 500 francs for the kidnapping.
但隔天到学校 But the next day at school,
杰夫带来个怪东西… Geoffroy showed up with something I'd never seen before.
这怎么玩?你有零钱吗? How does it work? You got any change?
选个数字,6好了,钱放上去 Pick a number and put your coin on it.
我转转轮,钢珠丢进去 I spin the wheel and throw the ball...
然后…你输了 And you lost.
我们就用这招凑500元 That's how we'll make money.
不过要让大人玩,把他们赢光 We'll get adults to play for big stakes.
哎唷,你们在干嘛? What are you up to?
在玩轮盘,还赌钱的! You're playing roulette! For money on top of it!
你爸妈没说过十赌九输吗? Haven't your parents told you gambling leads to ruin and prison?
小混蛋,东西给我 Silly fools! Give that to me.
我要没收 I'm confiscating this game.
父母真不该送小孩这种礼物 I don't approve of parents buying such things.
全部到教室前排队,快! Everyone line up for class.
同学们 Boys,
有个坏消息告诉大家 I have more bad news for you.
你们的代课老师纳太太生病了 Your substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, has fallen ill.
今天不能来上课 She won't be at school today.
"资优生毒杀严厉教师" BOY KlLLS SCHOOLTEACHER
陪审团认定被告有罪 The jury finds the defendant guilty!
再说,这不过是只臭蟑螂 On top of it, he's a dirty rat.
阿南,你怎么啦? Agnan, what's wrong?
你们不能打我,我戴眼镜 You can't hit me, I wear glasses.
纳太太感冒了今天不能来 Like I said, Miss Navarrin caught a cold and has to stay home.
你们得要乖乖的待在教室 You'll stay in your classroom like good boys.
我得把班级托付给我信的过的人 One of your friends will look after you. Someone I can trust.
好,我们现在上数学 We were supposed to have math today.
打开笔记本,我们来考试 O pen your books and we'll do some problems.
搞什么鬼? Are you crazy?
闭嘴,现在我最大 Be quiet! I'm in charge!
你以为你是谁?臭蟑螂 Who does the rat think he is?
安静!奥得,去罚站 Silence! Eudes, to the corner!
我让你吞了所有的数学讲义 You'll eat your math book.
你不行,我戴眼镜 No, I wear glasses.
连眼镜一起给我吞进去 You'll eat them too!
杰夫 干嘛 Geoffroy! What?
要把轮盘拿回来 怎么拿? We have to get the roulette. But how?
"干…" DOWN WlTH TEAC...
"干…"?…混蛋 "Down with teachers"?
我是要写"干劲十足"啦! "Down with teacups".
最好是 I'm the Queen of England.
你去跟校长说 Let's see the Principal.
在我的职业生涯里 Rarely in my career,
很少有学生做这种挑衅的事 have I encountered such blatant provocation.
这位同学,我很替你担心 I'm worried about you, my friend.
该怎么做呢?豆豆…嗯,杜老师 What do you suggest, Old Sp... Mr. Dubon?
我建议让他罚写300遍 I suggest writing 300 times:
"我不该破坏学校设施" "I will not write disgraceful inscriptions on my school walls,
"因为这是教学圣地" "for education is devoted to learning and spiritual elevation
"培养国家未来的温室" "in accordance with the values of the Republic."
第一句就够了吧 Up to "school walls" will do.
写完之前不准回家 You won't leave before handing this in.
听懂了吗?年轻人 You hear me?
来喔来喔 一块钱也能玩 This way, ladies and gents. One-franc bets!
试试你的手气 Try your luck.
一块钱也能玩 One franc, sir.
快来尝尝赢钱的滋味 Come on! You can win!
一块也能玩 One franc.
太太,赌一把如何? A game, ma'am?
好啊,让小孩子高兴也好 Why not! If it'll make you children happy.
我要赌多少呢? How much do I bet?
10块 Ten francs.
好吧,那就10 Ten francs.
来,10块 Here you go.
我该赌哪个数字呢? What number should I bet on?
随便你,4好了 Anything you want. "4"?
好就4吧! Ok, let's try "4".
来,4号 There.
10块赌4号 Ten on "4", let's roll.
我赢了, I won!
我赢了! I won!
你一小时就写这么多? That's all you've done in an hour?
这个笨蛋佣人怎么还没来? Where is she? Where is she?
亲爱的,可以帮我打领带吗? Honey, can you tie this?
打你个鬼! I'm a wreck!
我忙到一整天没吃 I haven't eaten all day, I was too busy preparing.
那个混蛋佣人怎么还不来! Where is she, darn it?
冷静 你要我怎么冷静? Calm down. How calm you want me?
他们要来了,佣人还没到 They'll be here any minute and there's no one to serve dinner.
终于来了 There she is!
从后门进来 Come round the back.
顺便把垃圾拿去丢 And toss this in the trash on your way.
这是什么? What's that?
这是龙虾 That is lobster with mayonnaise.
是给大人吃的,小孩子没份 But it's not for little boys.
你要吃热热的饺子 You're getting good old ravioli and tomato sauce.
我不想吃饺子,我要吃龙虾 I don't want ravioli, I want lobster.
够了,尼古拉 Nicholas, that's enough!
这混蛋到底在干嘛? Where is the silly goose?
慕先生您好 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume.
您好 Good evening, madam.
我太太还没到吗? My wife isn't here?
我叫她先过来,我去停车 I sent her on ahead while I parked the car.
天啊,慕太太,误会真是大了 Oh, Mrs. Moucheboume, what a horrible misunderstanding.
我完全搞错了 来,请到里面来, I'm so ashamed. Please, this way.
这里请 Right this way.
尼古拉,去问好 Nicholas, go in and say hello.
慕先生好 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume.
慕太太好 Hello, Mrs. Moucheboume.
你就是尼古拉 So this is the little Nicholas.
喜欢我给你的礼物吗? Did you like my top?
喜欢,不过爸爸不给我玩,嫌太吵 Yes, but Dad says it gives him a headache.
那…下次我送你别的好了 Next time, I'll get something else.
告诉我,你想要什么? What would make you happy?
我想要500元现金 500 francs would be great.
你说这什么话? Watch your manners!
没关系,小孩子嘛 He's only a child.
告诉我,你为什么要500元呢? T ell me, what would you do with 500 francs?
我只能偷偷告诉你 I have to whisper it.
过来 Ok, come here.
我要请黑道绑架我弟弟 I'd hire a gangster to kidnap my brother
这样我爸妈就不会抛弃我 so my parents will keep me.
听我的,尼古拉 要赚钱, Believe me, Nicholas, the only way to earn money,
就要努力工作 is hard work.
非常努力 Very hard work.
有一天你会感谢我 You'll thank me later.
如果你给我钱,我马上就感谢你 For 500 francs, I'd thank you now.
你该回去厨房了 Back to the kitchen!
真是的,怎么会… 小孩子嘛 I'm so sorry. He's only a child.
我打过招呼了 I said hello.
很好,来 Very good.
快吃 There you go. Now it's time to eat.
慕太太,你喜欢北欧文学吗? Mrs. Moucheboume, do you enjoy Scandinavian literature?
我对13世纪的吟唱诗人很有兴趣 I have a soft spot for 13th century Skaldic poetry.
那种拒绝专有名词 The manner it has of using "polyphrases" and metaphors
利用回文跟隐喻的方式 instead of literal meaning.
我觉得好有趣啊 It's really very interesting.
对,非常的…嗯… Yes, very.
我尤其喜爱史诺理史陀…罗… I just adore Snorsi Struffl...
铎…图… Snorki Snuffn...
死陀螺… Storki Stleft...
屎坨挪… Smurski Stroflt...
还有啊 Speaking of which,
“巴洛克”这个字怎么来的? did you know that the word "baroque" was Portuguese?
对,就是巴洛可这个城市 Yes, from the town of Barroco...
那里的巧克力非常有名 Very famous for its oysters. Lully loved them.
连知名作曲家都很爱… That's where the chocolate got its name, incidentally.
真的… Lully...
很有趣… The chocolate.
我们吃饭吧 What if we ate?
好 Sure.
不好意思,今天简单吃 太好了 It's just a casual little meal. Perfect.
大家都请我吃龙虾 I'm so weary of eating lobster with mayonnaise
我都吃腻了 every time we're invited for dinner.
等我一下下 One second, please.
来了 There you go.
我们可以在街头卖唱 We could sing in the street.
或是趁红灯帮人洗车窗 Or wash windshields at red lights.
我都把买菜剩的钱A下来 Or keep the shopping change.
不行,要找一个迅速的赚钱方式 No. We need to make lots of money fast.
我爸跟我说过他怎么有钱的 Hang on, my father told me how he got rich.
有一天,他走在街上 One day,
看到一颗苹果,他卖人家10元 he found an apple, picked it up, and sold it for a franc.
然后呢? And then?
他用10元买两颗苹果,赚了20元 He bought two apples and sold them for two francs.
然后呢? And then?
然后他继承了姑丈的财产 His uncle died and he inherited.
然后呢? And then?
哥儿们,老师回来了 Hey guys, the teacher's back!
耶 Yeah!
"欢迎教育部长" WELCOME MR. MINISTER
他来了 Here they are.
我希望你们成为学校模范 I want you to be exemplary.
等下先笑的人会受罚 听懂了吗? The first one who laughs will regret it for life. Ok?
对,很好 Like that. That's good.
非常好 That's very good.
同学们,坐着就好 Sit down, children.
好,这学期大家学得如何呢? How's the school year coming along?
这些小孩好像太紧张了啊 These children need to loosen up.
我让你们猜个谜好了 Why don't we play a guessing game?
听好啦 Listen carefully...
什么东西是又黄… What is yellow,
又小… very tiny,
还会咕咕叫? and goes snap, crackle, pop?
是吃薯片的小鸡啦! A baby chick eating Cracker Jacks!
你们课都上什么 河流 What are you studying? Rivers.
原来是河流啊 Rivers...
那我们…来做个小测验好了 Then let's test someone.
当然好,阿南,你来回答吧! Of course. Agnan, please stand up.
不不不,不是你 No, no. Not you.
那边那个…你 You, over there.
你叫什么名字啊? What is your name?
我叫克劳岱 Clotaire, sir.
很好…请告诉我 哪一条河 Very well then. T ell me, which river
流过巴黎呢? runs through Paris?
听懂了吗?流过巴黎的那条河… I'm listening... The river that runs through Paris?
你父母不是有带你去坐船吗? Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride?
"禁止游泳" Swimming Forbidden In The Seine
塞纳河? The Seine?
太好了! Bravo, Clotaire!
有这么难吗? Was it that hard?
是的 Oh, yes.
那件事交涉得如何了? How's the deal going?
我们立场要坚定 我觉得… I think we should be firm. But we mustn't...
我们还能撑多久? 至少十天 What's the timeframe? Ten days.
但是我觉得… I think that...
嗯,有消息跟我说 Keep me informed of any developments.
喂? 我啦 Hello? Hi, it's me.
慕先生有说什么吗? Did he say anything to you?
我知道该怎么赚钱了,你看… I know how we'll make the money.
你们想成为无敌勇士吗? Hey guys, you want to be unbeatable?
在瞎扯什么鬼? What do you mean?
到工地去,你就知道了 Come to the vacant lot and you'll see.
怎样? And?
我们找到神奇配方 We found the formula of the magic potion.
喝了这个,就会力大无穷 It'll make you as strong as an ox.
只要5元 It costs five francs.
少来,你怎么证明是真的? How do we know it works?
那个你 You there.
过来这边 Come here.
好,现在 Now,
去把那辆车翻倒 try to lift that.
下一个 钱收了 Next! Paid.
钱收了 Paid.
下一个 钱收了 Next! Paid.
药快不够了 We won't have enough.
别担心,鲁夫在配新的 Rufus went to make some more.
3和4… Three and four...
凑齐5了… and five make...
总共530元 five hundred and thirty francs!
耶 Hey, you!
臭小鬼! 王八蛋！ Little rascals! Bastard!
你看你把我儿子搞得 Look what you did to my boy!
给我回来,我要找你父母理论 I want to see your parents! You brats!
给我回来! Come back here.
给我等等,事情没那么好解决 Come on run, we'll catch them.
你们逃不掉的 You won't get away! I'll catch you!
给我回来…回来! Come here! Come back here.
Well? 喂? 我们有钱 We have the money.
喔好,那车子在哪边? Ok, where's the car?
…我再打给你 We'll call you back.
他现在要一台车子 Now he wants a car.
惨了,这下搞不完了 We'll never see the end of it.
少爷,要什么口味呢? What flavor, sir?
草莓跟巧克力 Chocolate-strawberry.
什么? Excuse me?
草莓跟巧克力 Chocolate-strawberry.
是的,少爷 Very well, sir.
快开,他们在电话亭等我们 Hurry up, the others are waiting.
我不会开车 I don't know how to drive.
什么? What?
我不会开车 I don't know how to drive.
要找到钥匙才行 You have to turn the key.
可恶,他把钥匙拿走了 He took it with him.
要接电线啦 We'll fix the wires.
电影都这样演的,把风! I saw it in a film. Keep watch.
你,过来帮我 You, help me.
发生了什么事啊? What's going on?
请给我草莓跟巧克力 Chocolate-strawberry.
闪边 Move aside!
快闪一边去 Move aside!
闪边 Aside!
市区路驾,OK City driving: Ok.
煞车,OK Downshifting and braking: Ok.
现在要看你会不会路边停车 Let's see if you can parallel park.
就停那边吧 Park over there.
嗯…好 Ok.
王八蛋,咱们跟上去! What the... Follow them!
可是 跟上去! But... Follow them!
但… 叫你跟你就跟! I said, follow them!
闪开! Out of my way!
快闪开! Out of my way!
你完了 Faster! We'll catch them.
看我把你驾照吊销 I'll have his license revoked!
闪边 Out of my way!
超过他! Pass them!
我需要一个信得过的人 I need men I can trust.
我不可能长生不老 I won't live forever, you know.
总有一天得换棒交手 I need to think about who'll take over one day.
小心! Watch out!
这个… Well, I do say...
还好有你在啊 Good thing you were there.
你对刚刚说的有什么想法? T ell me, what's your opinion on the Patemouille file?
我想我们要接受他们的条件 I think we should accept.
但我觉得… I think that...
你说的对,就这样做吧 Ok, you handle the deal.
可是 你给我闭嘴 But... Shut up.
不会吧 I didn't mean you.
路…路边停车…OK Parallel parking: Ok.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的方法都不对 That'll never work.
现在怎么办? What do we do now?
我哪知 I don't know.
我们是怎么到这里的 How did we get here?
你好,我找黑杰克先生 Hello? I'd like to speak to Blind Jack, please.
好,我等 Ok, I'll hold.
欸…乔辛来了 Hey look! It's Joachim.
大家好啊 Hi guys.
你没有被丢掉啊? I thought you'd disappeared.
没有啊,我只是长水痘啦 No, I just came down with a case of the chickenpox.
看,这是我弟弟 This is my brother.
很可爱吧 Isn't he cute?
别摸,你手上有细菌! Don't touch! You'll give him germs.
宝宝可是很脆弱的 Babies are fragile.
听到了吗?他刚刚叫我名字耶 Did you hear? He said my name.
我以为你不喜欢你弟弟 I thought you didn't like him.
那是以前啦 That was before.
什么以前 Before what?
在我知道我是大哥哥以前 Before I knew how great it was.
我发现我可以教他很多东西 I'll be able to teach him lots of things...
踢足球啊,骑脚踏车啊 Like soccer and riding a bike.
我爸妈会把我当成他的模范 And my parents will say things like:
会说:在你这年纪乔辛会好多事情 "When Joachim was your age, he could do that."
他会超级崇拜我 He'll be very impressed
我还可以叫他做很多事,他都会做 and I'll give him orders and he'll do everything I say.
好啦,我要走了 Ok, bye guys.
喂?… Hello?
喂? Hello?
我再也不要开车了 I'll never drive again as long as I live.
拜托,现在是怎样? I don't understand.
再?也?不?要 Never ever.
妈咪!爹地! Mom! Dad!
谢谢,我真是太开心了 Thank you, I'm so happy.
开心什么? 我要有弟弟啦 About what? About my little brother!
谁跟你说你要有小弟弟了? What little brother?
小弟弟…小宝贝啊!不是有吗? My little brother... The baby Mom's going to have.
你没有小弟弟,尼古拉 I'm not having a baby.
你到底在想什么 Who gave you that idea?
可是… But...
人家想要弟弟嘛 I wanted a little brother.
有弟弟很棒耶 Little brothers are terrific.
为什么我不能有弟弟 Why can't I have one?
你们都不做让我开心的事 You never do anything to make me happy.
那天晚上吃完饭 That night, after dinner,
爸妈在房间里笑得很开心 Mom and Dad kept on laughing in their bedroom.
有一天,我放学以后 And one day, when I came home from school,
他们说有好消息要告诉我 they had some good news for me.
等北鼻出生要很久 The baby took a long time.
我感觉比等圣诞节还久… I don't know how long, but it was longer than waiting for Christmas.
明天?后天? 没那么快 The day after tomorrow? Not yet.
生命又开始步上原本的轨道 Life went on.
杰夫因为汽车事件被他爸处罚了 Geoffroy got punished for the car incident.
现在,他得走路上学 Now he has to walk to school.
我又见到了玛莉安 她邀我去她的生日趴踢 I saw Marie-Edwige and she invited me to her birthday.
星期四,要来喔 It's on Thursday.
星期四喔～再看看,事情好多 Thursday? I'll have to see, I have a very busy schedule.
好啦,其实我说的是… Ok, it was more like...
我们也有了新邻居 We have another new neighbor.
虾密?你是有什么问题啊! What's the problem?
爸爸也很快的跟他杠上了 He and Dad tease each other too.
来啊!有种试试看 你吓不了我 Just try it. You don't scare me.
你又吓得了我 You don't scare me.
滚回去… Go back home!
我则继续等待小弟弟… And I kept waiting.
明天吗? 还没,但快了 Tomorrow? No, but very soon.
我等不及他出生,要教他好多东西 I was in a hurry to start teaching my little brother new things.
快!用力点 Good!
喔耶～ Oh, yeah!
快看! Look!
一天早上… And then one morning,
小心… 我们一起出发到医院 Be careful. we all went to the hospital...
我弟弟终于来到世界上了… and my little brother finally arrived.
恭喜,是个女孩 It's a girl.
虾密! What?
快踢啊! Come on, shoot!
快踢… Go on, shoot.
看啊…啊… Look!
天啊,好可爱唷～ My goodness, isn't she cute?
真是个小天使 She's an angel.
下巴像爸爸 She certainly does have her father's jaw.
你在笑吗?笑起来像妈妈啦 She's her mother's spitting image.
可惜下巴不像 I'm sorry, not the jaw.
尼古拉,喜欢你的妹妹吗? How do you like your sister?
现在不知道,等她长大再说 Frankly, it's hard to say.
她现在没牙没头发的 We'll see when she's done. For now she's toothless and bald.
但还是很可爱啊 She's cute anyhow.
可爱? Cute?
整个红咚咚皱巴巴的 She's red and wrinkled,
像个干掉的橘子 Like a pickled pepper.
两眼无神,口吐白沫 She just stares into space and gurgles.
大家都说在笑,开玩笑… Everyone says she's smiling, but that's a joke.
她唯一会做的事就是吐白沫 All she does is gurgle.
我要的是小弟弟 I wanted a brother.
结果妈妈生了小妹妹 But at the hospital, Mom took this instead.
真不懂为什么 I don't know why.
然后身上一球一球的 She has rolls of fat everywhere,
我看过她裸体,好像有四个臀部 she looks like she has four cheeks.
说真的,我宁可要只狗 I should've asked for a puppy.
很奇怪,那一刻… It's funny,
我想到了老师的作文题目 but at that moment, I remembered the teacher's writing assignment:
"我长大后的志愿" Tell me what you want to be when you grow up.
因为现在我知道要做什么了 Because now I know.
长大以后,我想要… What I want to do when I grow up
带给众人欢笑 is make people laugh.
看这边! Look here!
看这边 Look here!