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-我出柜了 -他出柜了 - I came out. - He came out!
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菲奥娜 他没有呼吸了 Fiona! He's not breathing!
我的天呐 他吸了我的可卡因 Oh, my God. He got into my coke.
菲奥娜 加拉格 你有权保持沉默 Fiona Gallagher, you have the right to remain silent.
我没有罪 I'm not guilty!
利亚姆几乎丢了条命 Liam almost died!
-你是怎么辩护的 -我有罪 - How do you plead? - I'm guilty.
你将被软禁直至有进一步的发现 You will be under house arrest until further notice.
我的肝终于不行了 My liver's finally giving up.
你想要我去杂货店帮你偷一个回来吗 Want me to steal you one from the grocery store?
我还不想死呢 Not ready to punch my ticket yet.
我俩的肝不配 We're not a match.
连我女儿的肝都不配 Even my own daughter isn't a match.
女儿 Daughter?
这个是艾米 而那个是吉玛 This is Amy, and that's Gemma.
那个护士就那样把我给丢下了 The nurses just left me like
好像我们自己他妈的知道该干嘛似的 we know what the fuck we're doing.
我不是小女孩 I'm not a little girl.
我长大了 I'm ready.
我这样有没有让你兴奋 Does this make you cray?
-额 你还太小 -噢 我的天 - Uh-- you're too young. - Oh, my God.
-你到底去哪儿了 -参军了 - Where the hell were you? - The army.
为什么你当初不参军现在才去 Why'd you even go there in the first place?
感情问题 Relationship issues.
你厌倦了说谎的生活 对吗 You're sick of living a lie, aren't you?
我只是想要在场的所有人知道 I just want everybody here to know
我他妈是同性恋 I'm fucking gay.
现在你开心了吗 You happy now?
大学真他妈比你想的要难混得多 College is a lot fucking harder than it looks.
你真的需要做好自己 You actually have to apply yourself.
阿曼达到底是谁 Who exactly is Amanda?
我室友的前女友 My roommate's ex-girlfriend
她之前趁我睡觉时想给我口交 who tried to blow me in my sleep.
她想害死我 She buys me shit.
听起来像个看守人 Sounds like a keeper.
不准再拿孩子来扯淡了 No more bullshit about baby.
你帮了忙 You help.
唷 都下午5点了 Yo, it's after 5:00.
-你怎么可以 - 天啊 别管我了行吗 - How can you-- - Jesus, leave me alone!
他可能跟咱妈一样得了躁郁症 It could be bipolar disease like our mom.
他可能要去住院比较好 He may have to be hospitalized.
门都没有 他要跟我在一起 No fucking way! He's staying with me.
菲奥娜没回过家 她没有遵守软禁的规定 Fiona never came home. She violated probation.
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
我非常荣幸地宣布你们是夫妻了 It is my honor to declare you man and wife.
-所有人让开 -他死了吗 - I need everybody to move! - Is he dead?
-他分配到了一个肝脏 - 加拉格太太 - He's getting a liver. - Mrs. Gallagher?
-我们结婚了吗 -让我进去看我爸 - We're married? - Let me see my father,
-你这个贱人 -不 - you bitch. - No!
你在我的院子里露营 You're camping in my yard?
在你的院子旁边的空地里呢 The vacant lot next to your yard.
带上你的东西 你被释放了 Get your stuff. You're out.
20岁,30岁--人生不要再被搞砸了 20, 30-- Can't be about how much they screwed us up anymore.
咋听着有点像是戒酒会 Sounds kind of like AA.
按时出勤是我能被释放的条件 Attendance is a condition of my parole.
好了 走吧 你上班要迟到了 Come on, let's go. You gonna be late for work.
谢谢 Thanks.
你真要进去吗 Are you gonna go inside?
不 No.
我活过来了 去你妈的 I'm alive, motherfucker!
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-希拉 -嗯 - Sheils. - Hmm?
他在我们的床上干什么 What's he doing in our bed?
谁 Who?
他 他的小弟弟正顶着我的背 Him. His pecker's poking me in the back.
噢 萨米昨晚在酒吧捡到的某个小屁孩 Oh, Sammi picked up some guy at the Alibi last night
还把查克赶出了她的拖车 and kicked Chuckie out of her trailer.
凯伦的房间 Karen's room?
我把他放那儿了 I tucked him in there.
他肯定是半夜爬进来了 He must've crawled in in the middle of the night.
呵 他用不着爬 Well, he's got to uncrawl.
喔 Ow.
噢 查克 你为什么不呆在凯伦的房间里 Oh, Chuckie, why didn't you stay in Karen's room?
我做了一个噩梦 I had a bad dream.
嗯 你最好现在起床准备上学了 Well, you might as well get up and get ready for school.
还有你 先生 快起床吃药了 And you mister, meds and vitals.
不要 Can't.
我要开始我的工作了 非常忙 Got to work on my project. Busy.
弗兰克，现在立刻马上起床 Frank, meds and vitals now!
为什么他们要把它给拆了 Why they tearing it down?
那是石棉（对健康有害的物质） Asbestos.
好吧 我要走了 我看不下去了 All right, I'm leaving. I've seen enough.
等等 顺路带我一程吧 我可以坐后面 Wait, give me a ride home on the back of that thing.
不 我还要干点别的事才去学校 Can't. Got to run an errand then going to school.
-我不去学校 -今天是最后一天 - I'm not. - It's the last day.
-你必须去 -为什么 - You have to go. - Why,
去了然后发现自己要重读六年级吗 so I can figure out how to flunk sixth grade again?
呵呵 明年再说吧 Yeah, I'll do that next year.
好嘛 就载我一程嘛 Come on, just give me a ride.
就你那条笨重的瘸腿 你根本上不了我的车好吗 You can't even fit on my bike with that giant gimp leg.
我的手快要吃撑不住拐杖了 These crutches are killing my wrists.
我都没办法手淫了 I can't even jack off that well.
在你扭伤脚之前你不是应该要想到这一点吗 Should've thought about that before you busted up
叫你玩那笨蛋滑板 your ankle on your stupid skateboard.
再见 See you.
看起来不错嘛 对吧 Looks pretty good, huh?
确实不错 除了一个东西 It's perfect... Except for one thing.
什么 What?
-噢噢 -嗯哼 - Uh-oh. - Mm-hmm.
我们似乎要困在这儿了 Looks like we're stuck in here
-永远 -是啊 - forever. - Yep.
我猜 我们被困了 I guess we-- we trapped?
-嗯 -出不去了 - Yeah. - No way out.
对 我们被困了 That's right, we're trapped.
你再也见不到任何一位 You're never gonna see any one of
帕齐派餐馆里的同事了 Patsy's pies ever again.
噢 利亚姆 Oh, Liam,
-现在这是我们的新家了 - 好吧 - this is our new home now. - Okay.
我要去拿梯子 I'm gonna get the ladder.
嗯哼 不要扭到脚了 Mm-hmm. Don't twist an ankle.
拜托 Please.
不要担心 Don't worry.
啊 Ah!
-永生难忘 -谢谢 - Impressive. - Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
利亚姆 准备好接水管了吗 You ready to fill this sucker, Liam?
嗯 Yeah!
-接上 来 给你 -好 - Right on, here you go. - Yep.
好了 把这一端接到消防栓上去 All right, attach this end to the fire hydrant.
我们怎么打开水阀呢 How are we gonna open the valve?
加拉格 心灵手巧 Gallagher ingenuity.
你把这些工具都随便乱放了吗 You got one of those lying around?
你没有吗 You don't?
来 Come on.
好吧 这儿 让开一下 All right. Here, step aside.
接在这儿 This goes here.
-你想要帮忙吗 -嗯哼 - You want to help? - Mm-hmm.
好的 小心你的手指 Okay, watch your fingers.
行了 Here it comes.
呜 Ooh.
不 不 不 现在 来呀 我是你大爷 No, no, now, come on. I'm your fucking boss.
-啊哈 - 噢 不 不 - Uh-huh. - Oh, no, no.
我才不会雇佣你 I may not have hired you,
但我肯定会炒你鱿鱼 but I sure as hell can fire you.
-不 不 不 - 对 - No, no, no. - Yes.
拿住 给我那个 给我那个 Hold it-- Give me that. Give me that.
不给 偏不 No, no.
肖恩 不 不 啊 噢 我的天呐 Sean, no, no. Ah! Oh, my God.
噢 我的天呐 我要弄伤你了 Oh, my God. I'm gonna hurt you.
厉害 厉害 我说了 厉害 Boom! Boom, I say, boom!
你怎么湿成这样 How did you get so wet?
-你不是要走了吗 -嗯 - Don't you got to go? - I do.
事实上 我要带儿子上学去 In fact, I got to go take my son to school.
好啦 我要去接威尔了 Come on, I got to get Will.
好吧 替我问声好 All right, tell him I say "Hi."
我会的 我会的 晚餐时见 I will, I will. I'll see you for dinner.
-行 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
我们终于等到了 笨蛋 放假啦 We get it, morons. School's out.
-你还没开始整理行李吗 -你看起来很漂亮 - You're not even packed? - You look cute.
夏天来了 你有行李箱吗 It's summer. You have a suitcase?
-在那儿呢 - 路易威登的吗？ - It's right there. - Louis Vuitton?
-不 是古驰 -你在忙什么呢 - No, it's a Gucci. - What are you doing?
我在填今年秋天申请当宿舍舍监的表格 I'm filling out an application to be an RA in the fall.
-真的吗 -宿舍混蛋 - Really? - "Resident Asshole."
为什么不呢 你知道 Why not, you know?
有免费的房间和伙食 所有的啤酒我都可以没收 It's free room and board, all the beer I can confiscate.
或者 你也可以和我一起待在我学校外面的公寓里 Well, you could just stay with me at my off-campus apartment.
我老爸付房费 那样就是免费啦 My dad's paying. That makes it free.
你是说 住一起吗 You mean, like, live together?
这难道不是我们过去4个月 Well, isn't that what we've been doing
一直在做的吗 for the last four months?
也对 但是你还有自己的宿舍啊 Yeah, but you got your own dorm room.
我快赶不上我的飞机了 I'm gonna miss my plane.
嘿 祝你有个愉快的夏天 老兄 Look, have a good summer, man, yeah?
你也是 老兄 You too, dude.
真是愉快呀 It's been real.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
这是我在那个满是垃圾的院子里发现的唯一一个好使的 It's the only one I could find in all the crap out in the yard.
把它装在窗户上 Put it in the window.
你想吃炒的还是煎的 You want scrambled or fried?
我就喜欢你做的那种软软的蛋 I like those puffy eggs you make.
妮卡 我们今天吃烘烤的蛋 Nika, we got baked eggs today.
食物就是食物 Food is food.
对我来说都一样 All the same to me.
为什么小宝宝在哭 Why's the baby crying?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
噢 尿不湿里全是屎 Ooh, diaper full of poop.
-哎呀 -孩儿她爸 - Da? - Oh...
原来是因为这个啊 Is that what happened?
不要让他在上班的第一天 Don't want him covered in baby shit
就沾上宝宝的粑粑 on his first day of work.
烤箱里有烘烤的蛋 We have baked eggs in the oven.
-嘿 笨蛋 卡车准备好了吗 -好了 - Hey, moron, truck ready? - Yeah.
你要是再盯着看 我就把你的小弟弟切下来 You stare any longer, I chop your dicks off.
是时候去和那些代孕的人玩假正经的游戏了 Time to go play nicey-nice with surrogates,
和她们约定好在检查超声波的地方会面 meet them at the ultrasound.
他们还是觉得你是幼儿园老师吗 They still think you're a kindergarten teacher?
公车的轮子转呀转（一首儿歌） Wheels on the bus go round and round.
有钱人的花钱方式真是让人看不懂 Amazing what people with money will pay for.
做完超声波 我就去摸摸撸（米奇开的妓院）开门营业 After ultrasound, I go open Rub 'n' Tug.
你喂完耶夫早餐后去一下杂货店 You feed Yev breakfast, and you go to grocery store.
知道了 Got it.
嘿 帕特尔昨天上了其中一个女孩 Hey, Patel hit one of the girls yesterday,
没付钱就走了 left without pay.
-干洗店的帕特尔 -嗯哼 - Dry cleaner Patel? - Uh-huh.
我会处理的 I'll take care of it.
我们走吧 Let's go.
不 不 不 别拿枪 No, no, no, guns.
听着 别带枪这种东西 Look, no hardware.
这不是那样的活计 It's not that kind of job.
我们现在是体面人 明白了吗 We're respectable now, remember?
你想要这个吗 Do you want this?
我等会儿在那里等你 行吗 I'll meet you at the place later, okay?
我会去的 I'll be there.
最好是这样 Better be.
嗯哼 Mm.
搞什么鬼 我在里面呢 What the hell? I'm in here.
尿实在憋不住了 Gotta pee bad.
不管了 反正也没屙出啥东西来 What's the point? Nothing's happening anyway.
你在吃你的药吗 Are you taking your medications?
是的 Yes!
这些都是用来干嘛的 What are those for?
抗排斥的 治溃疡的 Anti-rejection, ulcers,
缓解过度紧张 高血压 hypertension, high blood pressure,
抗抑郁 头痛 利尿剂 depression, headaches, diuretic,
显然 我现在也需要一些通便的药 and apparently I need one for constipation now too.
尿真多 A lot of pee.
憋了一晚上了 Held it all night.
你有测量体重吗 Are you weighing yourself?
我没有听到秤的声音 I don't hear the scale.
我现在听到了哦 I hear the scale now.
155磅 155.
上面显示的147磅啊 It says 147.
155磅 155.
-你对自己的笔记本都撒谎吗 -你奶奶 - You lie to your notebook? - Your grandmother
不需要知道我少了几磅 doesn't need to know I've lost some weight.
-该测血压了 -噢 天哪 - Blood pressure. - Oh, Jesus!
噢 为什么你们这些女孩不能让我轻松一些 哪怕只有一次 Oh, why can't you girls just make this easy for me just once?
女儿 来 给我你的奶子 Girl, here, give me that thing.
好了 Here.
妈 住手 我不是只奶牛 Mama, stop. I'm not a cow.
听着 你得抓住这个奶子 Look, you got to grab this tit,
然后你得揉捏它 and you got to massage it
直到你的乳腺有奶汁流出来 女儿 till you get the milk ducts flowing, girl.
我知道该怎么做 住手 I know how to do it. Stop.
我最喜爱的4位女士和小男孩怎么样了 How are my four favorite ladies doing and my little man?
这样的 我让他们装好了棕色大飞碟 Well, I got them big, brown flying saucers working.
就是这样的 多米尼克 我们的任务完成了 That's right, Dominick, our job here is done.
-拜拜 多米尼克 -说拜拜 - Bye-bye, D. - Say, "Bye-bye."
拜拜 多米尼克 Bye-bye, D.
噢 艾米 你又咬我了 Ow. Amy, you biting me again.
你在干什么 不要打我们的女儿 What are you doing? Do not hit our daughter.
-只是咬了下咪咪嘛 -只是咪咪 - It's just the nipple. - Just the nipple?
看看你喜不喜欢这样 Let's see how you like it.
啊哦 你干什么 Ow! What are you doing?
-现在看看你干了什么 -我干什么了 - Now look what you did. - What I did?
你才是那个拧咪咪又把她挪来挪去的人啊 You're the one titty twisting and moving her all around.
-嘘 -不要对我发嘘声 - Shh. - Don't shush me.
轮到你了 嗨 吉玛 Your turn. Hi, Gemma.
让我们开始吧 宝贝 Here we go, baby.
我们会好好的 We're gonna be good.
来试一试 好吗 Let's try it, okay?
你会比你的姐姐做的更好 You gonna do better than your sister?
你还好吗 她打了你 You okay? She hit you?
-妈咪打你了哦 -好的 - Mommy hit you? - Okay.
-噢哦 现在她在咬我 -小维 - Ow! Now she's biting me. - V!
不 我不干了 再也不母乳喂养了 No, I'm done. No more breast feeding.
-你在说些什么啊 -我不干了 - What are you talking about? - I'm done.
再也不喂母乳了 我们可以用配方奶 The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula.
不 不 不 不 绝对不行 No. No, no, no, absolutely not.
我们不用配方奶 We are not doing formula.
她们长大会有哮喘的 They will grow up with asthma,
个子也不会高 而且会没有朋友 and be short, and have no friends.
小凯 在这个邻里街坊 Kev, kids in this neighborhood
小孩子用汽水和奶粉喂大 are raised on Kool-Aid and powdered milk.
配方奶已经算是进步了 Formula's a step up.
吉玛已经有5天没拉屎了 Gemma hasn't pooped in five days.
用配方奶只会变得更糟 Formula will make it worse.
天哪 Oh, God!
我真是受够这些了 I'm just so sick of this.
到处都是宝贝这个宝贝那个 It's "Baby" This and "Baby" That.
你去工作一整天 而我却与这个爱哭鬼和尖叫鬼 You get to go to work all day, and I'm stuck here with "Whiny"
困在这里 and "Screamy."
就 这样 她快把我逼疯了 Just-- Here, she's driving me crazy.
我不干了 I'm done.
我要去透透气 I need some air.
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
嘿 美女 利亚姆和我正准备去与伊恩会面 Hey, sunshine. Liam and I are meeting Ian.
你想和我们一起跑步吗 You want to come for a run with us?
不 我不想去跑步 我也不能去跑步 No, I don't want to go for a run. I can't go for a run.
我很可能在未来的18年里都不能去跑步 I probably won't be able to go for a run for another 18 years,
我不会去跑步 即使我想去跑 not that I even ever went for a run, but if I wanted to,
这些奶壶也会使我精疲力尽 these milk jugs would give me two black eyes.
早上过得不顺心吗 Rough morning?
我身上沾满了呕吐物和尿液 I am covered in puke and piss and vomit.
前几天 我在揉我的眼睛 The other day I rubbed my eye,
然后发觉原来有小孩子的屎 and I realized that there was baby poop
在我的指甲里面 underneath my fingernail.
我想要回我挺拔的胸 我想要回我原来的生活 I want my boobs back. I want my life back.
我想要回我的老公 I want my husband back.
你最近都没有得到性福吧 是吗 You haven't gotten laid lately, have you?
你还好意思说我 你睡过肖恩了吗 You're one to talk. You even fucked Sean yet?
没有 只是朋友关系 Nah, just friends.
在进过监狱后我就变得提心吊胆的 I'm too gun-shy after going to jail.
你是什么原因呢 What's your excuse?
我太累了 凯文也太累了 I'm too tired. Kev's too tired.
一个孩子在叫 另外一个呢则疝气痛 One kid is screaming. The other one is colicky.
我甚至都不明白什么是疝气痛 I don't even know what colic is,
但是别人都这么说 but everybody says it.
回家吧 好好洗个澡 Go home, take a shower,
穿上紧身衣 put on something slinky,
然后去诱惑你男人 and seduce your man.
耍点小性感一切都会好起来的 A little sex is gonna put everything into perspective.
呃 我没心思整这些 Ugh. I'm not in the mood.
好啦 Fine!
我要回家和我男人来一发 I will go home and fuck my husband.
燃烧吧 小妖精 Maybe with a little more enthusiasm?
你确定这个夏天不带上比默 Sure you don't want to take my Beamer for the summer?
然后 停在我邻居那儿 And what, park it in my neighborhood?
也行 除非你想让它被剪成条 Yeah, not unless you want it back fully stripped.
我们什么都有了 Too much of a commitment, huh?
校外公寓 小车 Off-campus apartment, car.
我有东西给你 I got you something.
谢谢 Thank you.
-一块表 -很老的了 - It's a watch. - Fossil.
他们想让我记住些奇怪的东西 比如 They tried to get me to engrave something queer like,
直到时间的尽头 "Until The End Of Time."
或者让每一分钟都有价值 Or "Make Every Second Count."
这个夏天你要和别人约会吗 Are you gonna date other people over the summer?
不知道 Don't know.
你呢 You?
不知道 I don't know.
这不已经有答案了吗 I guess it's settled then.
希望吧 I guess so.
拜 Bye.
-给你 -弗兰克 很好 - Here. - Oh, thank you, Frank.
我需要一个螺丝钳什么的 I need a clamp or something.
看看你 Look at you.
你做得已经很好了 You've done a wonderful job
保持体重 maintaining your weight, Frank.
是的 和往常一样 Yeah, a regular blimp.
头还痛吗 How are your headaches?
你以为摸摸别人的头就知道头还痛不痛啊 You can't feel a person's headache by touching his head.
也对 That's true.
抑郁呢 How's the depression?
医生说多锻炼会有帮助 The doctor says exercise could help.
-我可以帮助你 -希拉 停 - I could do it with you. - Sheils, Sheils, stop.
每个早上都这样 够了 Every morning, okay?
好吧 Okay.
我需要那个 That's what I need.
我做了早饭 I made breakfast.
不 我们可以吃培根吗 No, do we have any bacon?
我的计划里需要它 I need it for my project.
只有法式土司 可以吗 No, just French toast. Would that work?
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
你没有胃口了吗 Are you experiencing a loss of appetite?
不不 老天 No, I-- Christ!
好好 Oh.
套筒扳手哪儿去了 What happened to that socket wrench?
弗兰克 你在偷偷计划什么 Frank, what-- what is this secret project of yours?
告诉你了就不是秘密了 Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you.
我喜欢法式吐司 I like French toast.
哦 你知道吗 Oh. Ah, well, you know what?
我保证你老妈正在家里做早饭呢 I bet your mom is home making breakfast.
干嘛不去瞧瞧 Why don't you go see?
老爸 早上好 Morning, dad.
要我去拿你的药吗 Want me to go get you medications?
他早就吃了药了 Oh, he did that ages ago.
我也可以帮你 I could help you
量血压 测体温 with your blood pressure, take your temperature.
到底是谁 Done and done by those of us
一次次的 who didn't have a man in our trailer
把自己的儿子从房车里踢出来的 and kicked their son out.
那是里纳尔多 That's Rinaldo.
我把他丢在房车里自娱自乐来着 I left him alone in the RV to do his morning constitutional.
进来吧 老爸 来打个招呼 Come in! Dad, come say hi.
-嗨 宝贝儿 -恩 - Hey, babe. - Mm-hmm.
老爸 这是里纳尔多 Dad, you know Rinaldo.
-弗兰克 -嗨 - Frank. - Hi.
额 我们可没有食物给他 Well, we don't have enough food for your friend.
哦 没事儿 我玩我手机就好 Oh, that's all right. I'll just take Java.
你可以吃点我的东西 You can have some of mine.
-你是我爸爸吗 -小伙子 别这么说 - Are you my father? - Don't think so, kiddo.
弗兰克 Frank! Frank!
你得管管你的女儿 You have got to do something about your daughter.
她因为你伤心欲绝呢 She's dying for parental boundaries.
老爸 能带你的孙子去学校吗 Dad, can you take your grandson to school today?
不行 我要工作 Uh, can't. Work.
我可以来帮你 I could come down and help you--
宝贝儿 猜猜我们 Guess Rinaldo and me will have to find
接下来要干嘛 something else to do then.
噢 Oh.
那边的 Uh, hello?
嗨 Um, hi.
-哇 -哇哦 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
我知道你受了你父亲的刺激 Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues
所以你的头发被莫名其妙的化学品搞得凌乱不堪 by dying your hair with that trashy peroxide
还在我的沙发上搞那个男人 and dry humping that man on my couch,
但是在小孩面前这样 but I don't think it's nice
多少还是有些不太好吧 to expose your child to this behavior.
你不是我的妈妈 You're not my mother.
我的角 My hummel!
我可以去拿个锤子 I could go for a hammer.
是角 不是锤子 It's a hummel, not a hammer.
你知道这个有多贵吗 You know how expensive this was?
这里都是些啥 What's in here?
为什么我们 嗯 You know what? Why don't we, um--
我带你去学校吧 Why don't I just take you to school?
噢 Mm.
什么时候开了个瑜伽工作室 A yoga studio in this neighborhood?
可能是为毒品洗钱打掩护吧 Probably just a front for some drug laundering operation.
嘿 你能打电话问一下那个医生吗 Hey, did you have a chance to call that doctor?
-哪个 -诊所那个 - Which one? - From the clinic.
不 我很好 No, no. I'm good.
可能我们更应该在你感觉好的时候去 Well, probably the best time to go when you're feeling good.
-为什么 -咱得先有个计划吧 - Why is that? - Just to have a plan of action
以防又有坏事儿发生 for when things aren't so good again.
只有一次而已 Just a one-time thing.
难道你不想咨询一下医生吗 Don't you want to have a doctor tell you that?
给你开点药 做个检查 Just give you some meds, do a few tests.
我和莫妮卡不一样 Look, I don't have what Monica has.
我知道 只是很相似 I know. It just seemed similar.
情绪起伏不定 抑郁 Mood swings, depression.
俱乐部里可乐太多了 There's too much coke down at the club.
我是说 那玩意儿让你情绪起伏不定 I mean, that shit makes you crazy-- highs and lows.
我已经没喝了 I've cut way back.
很好 Good. Good.
我们几个都有可能不是吗 Odds are one of us is gonna get it, right?
这不是我们的错 只是该死的遗传 It's not our fault, just fucking genetics Russian roulette.
我以为会是卡尔的 I'm betting it'll be Carl.
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打扰一下 给你一份 Um, excuse me, may I give you one of these?
谢谢 不用了 我已经接受耶稣 Uh, no, thank you. I already accepted Jesus
作为我的救世主了 as my lord and savior.
去后面那三座房子问问吧 他们是穆斯林 Try three houses down. They're Muslim.
小黛 很好 Good job, Debs.
对 Yeah.
我们说好了1美元 是吗 We said a dollar, right?
如果我还是5岁 Yeah, if I were still five years old.
10块差不多 10 bucks, cough it up.
好吧 已经付你钱了 All right. But for this amount,
那今晚我需要你的帮助 I'm gonna need your help tonight.
不行 今晚在菲奥娜的餐厅里有家庭聚会 Can't. Family dinner at Fiona's restaurant.
利普上完大一了 Lip finished his first year of college.
这样啊 Hey.
我也去 I'll be there.
你可没被邀请 I don't think you're invited.
我们有可能在家吃培根吗 Do you know if we have any bacon at home?
可能吧 Maybe.
你在下面干什么 What are you doing down there?
很快你就会知道的 You'll know soon enough.
稍后来公园找我 Meet me in the park later.
然后我们一起去餐厅 We'll go to the restaurant together.
老爸 你抓到我了 Oh, daddy, you caught me.
我有麻烦了吗 Am I in trouble?
嗨 宝贝儿 觉得好点了吗 Hey, babe, you feeling better?
洗了个好澡 Shower did me good.
你在干什么 What you doing?
只是上班前先上一下网 Just online before I have to go to work.
我想到更好玩的东西可以让你在上班前玩玩儿 I've got something better you can do before you go to work.
噢 @bensmommy刚刚回复了我的问题 Ooh, @bensmommy just responded to my question.
什么 What?
我在 麻麻与我 聊天室 Yeah, I'm in a Mommy And Me chatroom,
我在问这些女人 and I'm asking these women
怎么样才能让双胞胎不咬你的咪咪 how to get the twins to stop biting your nipples.
我知道怎么让他们停下来 喂他们婴儿配方奶 I know how to get 'em to stop-- Feed 'em formula.
这里写着 如果每天用丝瓜 It says here that if you rub your nipples
摩擦你的咪咪20分钟 with a loofah 20 minutes a day,
-就能让它们壮起来 -小凯 - it'll toughen them up. - Ken.
我要去问下他们怎样才能让吉玛拉粑粑 I'm gonna ask them how to get Gemma to start pooping.
-亲爱的凯文 -怎么了 - Kevin Ball. - Yeah, what?
赶紧把电脑放一边 Put the computer down right now.
是 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
等 等一下 Wait-- wait a minute.
-艾米在哭你听到了吗 -她自己会静下来的 - You hear Amy crying? - She'll calm herself.
-你确定 -是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
我在麻麻与我聊天室看到的 I read it in a Mommy And Me chatroom.
你在玩儿我吗 Are you fucking with me?
有点吧 A little.
但我更想跟你翻云覆雨 But I'd like to fuck with you more.
噢 Mm. Oh.
请便吧 Yes, please.
-你在干嘛 -怎么了 - What are you doing? - What?
你根本就没硬好吗 You're not even getting hard.
我 我也不知道我怎么了 I-- I don't know what's wrong with me.
你对宝贝儿们比对我更投入 You're more into the babies than you are me.
-不 这不是真的 -绝对是 - No, it's not true. - I bet you
如果她们在这里舔你鸡巴你肯定就配合了 if they were here sucking your dick you'd be into it.
天啊 小维 别这样说我们的小天使啊 Jesus, V, do not talk about our angels like that.
你宁愿上网也不想要我舔你鸡巴 You'd rather be on a website than let me suck your dick?
呃 对不起我太关心她们了 Ugh. I'm sorry that I care about their well-being.
-那我呢 -听着 我们现在有两个宝宝了 - What about my well-being? - Look, we had two babies.
生活已经有所改变 Life is different now.
我会让你看看变化的 I'll show you different.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我去艾拉柏那儿工作 I'm going to work at the Alibi.
你可以在待在这儿 You can stay here.
-什么 -祝照顾宝宝顺利 - What? - Good luck taking care
还有 我们需要婴儿配方奶 of your babies. And we need formula!
嘿 小心那些按摩椅 Hey, careful with those barcaloungers.
收到 老大 You got it, boss.
看来一切尽在你的掌控中 Looks like you have everything under control here.
是的 长官 Yes, ma'am.
我们要出发去布里奇波特那儿了 We're gonna head up to the Bridgeport house.
好的 应该不会花太多时间 Okay. Shouldn't take us much longer.
我们几个小时后在那儿跟你碰头 We'll meet you there in a few hours.
你会小心对待钢琴的吧 You will be careful with the piano?
当然 Absolutely.
嘿 捆紧点 Hey, tie those down.
我们可不想让它们滚来滚去的 We don't want them moving around.
拜 小子 Bye, little guy.
小黛 卡尔 发生什么了 Debs, Carl, what's going on?
我恨你们这两个这蠢贱人 I hate you stupid bitches!
你上学的最后一天感觉如何啊 小黛 Well, how was your last day of school, Debs?
你有什么想 Is there anything you want to
-说的吗 -没有 - talk about? - No.
哟 该死的瓦德 Yo, Fuck Wad.
嘿 发生什么了 矮冬瓜 Hey, what's going on, Stumpy?
-我穿了新的洞 -嗯 我看到了 - I got some new piercings. - Yeah, I can see that.
我从兄弟那里拿了些大麻 And I picked up some herb for our guys.
-你要来吗 -呃 - You want to come? - Eh...
嗯 当然 听着 Yeah, sure. Look,
如果你们需要什么我就在对面 好吗 I'm just gonna be over there if you need anything, okay?
瞧瞧我发现了谁在破坏街道 Look who I found trolling the streets.
哟 Yo.
-他来了 -噢 他来了 - There he is. - Oh, there he is.
利普 听说你是上大学了还是什么鬼 Lip, heard you been up at college or some shit?
是啊 是啊 我在那儿有一阵子了 Yeah, yeah. I've been over there a while.
哥们最近怎样了啊 What's going on with you guys?
-老样子呗 -是啊 - Same old crap. - Yeah.
你在学校里有没有乱搞妹子呀 Did you bang a bunch of coeds up at school?
当然了 Yeah, sure.
嘿 你还在你老爹的拆车厂吗 韦恩 Hey, you still at your dad's chop shop, Wayne?
那是他还在管事时的事儿了 Ah, when he gets the work.
如今阿拉伯佬掌管着大部分厂 Towelheads are getting most of the scrap now.
-矮冬瓜搞大了格洛丽亚胡的肚子 -卧槽 - Stumpy knocked up Gloria Hu. - Oh, shit.
她好像在两个月前生了孩子 She squirted a kid out, like, two months ago.
虽然不确定那是不是我的 I ain't convinced it's mine though.
我正在为进行DNA测试攒钱 I'm saving up to get one of those DNA tests.
好吧 Right.
-瞧瞧这阔气的手表 -喔 - Look at that fancy watch. - Ooh.
在大学里他们乱发这种东西的吗 They giving those out up at college?
不 我从一个小孩的宿舍偷的 No, I swiped it from a kid's dorm room.
谁叫那傻逼富二代不锁房门 It's the rich prick's fault for leaving his door unlocked.
噢 瞧瞧这位漂亮的姑娘 Oh, look at this pretty lady,
我叔分给我的好货 some dust my uncle scored for me.
快放在大麻里 Put that shit on the weed.
竟然瞒着我们 Holding out on us.
哟 哥们 我撤了 行吗 Yo, guys, I got to split, all right?
-不不 别啊 -嘿 这是好东西啊 - No, no, come on. - Hey, it's good shit,
昨晚在劳伦钱伯斯的派对上抽了一些 did some last night at Lauren Chambers' party.
不了 回头见 我还没回家呢 No, I'll hang later. I haven't been home yet.
好吧 小子 回见 All right, pussy, see you later.
把那玩儿卷上去 矮冬瓜 Hook that shit up, Stump.
这是您的账单 Here's your check.
马上回来为您点餐 Be right back to take your order.
您的食物马上送到 Gonna have your food right out.
嗨 安吉拉 Hey, Angela.
-嗨 菲奥娜 -你想好点什么了吗 - Hi, Fiona. - You know what you want?
想好了 I do.
我这次要点蓝莓派 I'll take the blueberry pie this time.
没问题 要咖啡吗 You got it. Cup of coffee?
嗯 过得怎样 Yep. How's life?
有没有跟谁约会 Been seeing anybody?
没 这几天无聊死了 Nah. I'm boring these days.
我才不信 Doubt that.
波罗 可以给安吉拉来杯咖啡吗 Polo, can you get Angela a cup of coffee
-还有蓝莓薄片 -好的 菲奥娜小姐 - and a slice of blueberry? - Yes, Miss Fiona.
亚当 我发誓我点过它 Adam, I swear I ordered it.
在账单上有写 鸡肉干酪 It's on the check, chicken parmesan.
别这样 顾客们已经 No, come on. The customer's already
对我很不满了 到底出了什么问题 so pissed at me. What is going on?
给 拿我的芝士煎鸡吧 Here, have my chicken parm.
请问另一个能快点做好吗 Can you make another one fast, please?
谢了 谢了帮了大忙了 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
那个东方小妞 安吉拉 That oriental chick, Angela,
刚刚问我你在这能赚多少 just asked me how much you make here.
-我不知道她想干嘛 -我知道 - I don't know what her deal is. - I do.
-她想要尝尝菲奥娜派 She wants some Fiona pie.
大家伙都还好吧 Is everybody okay?
旺达在对我性骚扰 Wanda's sexually harassing me.
好 等会儿我会打她屁屁 Well, I'll spank her later.
她 那我怎么办 Her? What about me?
那群吉萨贝尔的家伙刚进来 Uh, the guys from Jezebel just came in.
-他们钦点了你 13号桌 -噢 好呀 - They asked for you. Table 13. - Oh, goodie.
不过如果你不打我屁屁 也许他们的主唱会的喔 Well, if you won't spank me, maybe their lead singer will.
来了 吉士汉堡 Here you go, cheeseburger,
这位先生要的意粉和肉丸 spaghetti and meatballs for the gentleman.
我会给你再上杯冰茶 I'll get you another iced tea.
好的 谢了 Okay, thanks.
又给你留下了张百元大钞吗 Left you a hundred bucks again?
-嗯 -我一定要给她上次餐 - Yeah. - Got to send her to my section
至少一次 at least once.
-嗨 同志们 -嗨 - Hi, guys. - Hey.
-嘿 菲奥娜 -嘿 亲爱的 - Hey, Fiona. - Hey, darling.
-剩下的派要吗 -非常感谢 - Leftover pie? - Thank you very much.
您太客气了 You are so welcome.
你还能盯得再用力一点吗 Can you stare a little harder?
干活去 Get back to work.
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
噢 天杀的 Oh, God damn it!
什么鬼女人居然在别人的客厅里干起来了 What kind of a woman has sex in another woman's living room?
我的老天啊 For God sakes!
噢...不...她...没有 Oh... no... she... didn't!
我的性爱玩具 啊 My sex toys? Ah!
弗兰克 Frank!
-弗兰克 -我告诉过你了 - Frank! - I told you,
我还没想要让我的计划公布呢 希拉 I'm not ready to share my project yet, Sheils.
我不是在说你的计划 It's not about your project.
我是在说萨米 It's about Sammi.
自从你好起来过后 她的反应就一直不正常 Ever since you got better, she is really acting out.
她只不过是在做一个成熟的女人该做的反应 A grown woman can do what she likes.
好吧 不过她真的是个麻烦啊 Well, she has real issues.
我是说 如果你再不开始做好父亲这个角色的话 I mean, if you don't start playing daddy,
事情就会变得更糟糕的 things are only gonna get worse.
我很忙 好多事情要做呢 I'm busy. Got a lot of work.
喂 弗兰克 Well, Frank,
如果你不打算就此做点什么的话 if you're not gonna do anything about it, then I don't want her
我就不希望她和她儿子再出现在我家里了 and that Chuckie thing in my house anymore.
好啊 行啊 Well, fine.
无所谓 Whatever.
是吗 就那样吗 Really? That's it?
是啊 Sure.
我又不关心 What do I care?
哦 好吧 很好 这次的谈话让我非常满意 Oh, well, good. I'm glad we had this talk.
一切还好吧 伊恩 What's going on, Ian?
你还好么 How you doing?
嘿 凯文 在买什么 Hey, Kev. What's up?
就是想找找能让吉玛顺利拉粑粑的东西 Just looking for something to get Gemma to go poop.
哦 嘿 利亚姆 Oh, hey, Liam.
嘿 耶夫 呃 谁知道你真名是什么 Hey, yev, uh, whatever your name is.
你对他的名字有好的想法了没 You got any suggestions?
梨子果酱和甘油栓对他来说倒是挺不错的名字 Pureed pears and glycerin suppository work for this guy.
尿布在侧道里 Diaper aisle.
谢了 伙计 Thanks, man.
嘿 问你件事 Hey, let me ask you something.
你还在进行母乳喂养吗 You still breast feed?
我是说 不是指你 你知道的 我是指斯维特拉娜 I mean, well, not you, but I mean, you know, Svetlana.
是啊 是啊 她在母乳喂养呢 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's into it.
这个 呃 对宝宝的免疫系统有好处 It's, uh, good for the baby's immune system.
我就知道 I knew it.
再说了 这是免费的 对吧 Plus, it's free, right?
别管这些了 Forgot that argument.
你对这个一直在这儿做巡逻运动的男的怎么看 Are you cool with this dude cruising you?
还好 能忍受 Yeah, I'm fine.
好吧 不过要是你想让我把他赶出去的话就给我吱一声 All right, well, let me know if you want me to rough him up.
没问题 Okay.
-这时间够长的 -操你妈 - About time. - Fuck you.
我怎么知道她有架钢琴 I didn't know she had a piano.
你们知道规矩 你们有五分钟的看货时间 You know the deal. You got five minutes to look.
有三间卧室 还有些小玩意儿 It's three bedrooms, some den thing.
邮政编码是60615 It's a 60615 zip code.
都是好东西 It's good shit.
这个按摩椅要多少钱 How much for the barcaloungers?
你又要给我来这个了是吧 I got to do this with you again?
这他妈又不是什么古董巡展秀 It's not a fucking antique road show.
要么你全部都要 要么就拉倒 You bid on the whole thing or nothing at all.
操 Shit.
我喜欢按摩椅 I like barcaloungers.
很好 把卡车和那个按摩椅都买走 Great, buy the truck and get your barcaloungers.
莫非你觉得我会他妈的像庭院大甩卖一样 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece
五块钱一件卖给你们吗 for 5 bucks like it's a fucking yard sale?
我给你四千 全要了 Give you 4 grand for the lot.
-四千一次 -我出四千五 - 4. - I'll give you $4,500.
-还有没有加价的 -五千 - Anyone else? - 5 grand.
五千三 我真的想要按摩椅 $5,300. I want those barcaloungers.
-是啊 我们都知道 -好吧 我退出 - Yeah, we know. - Nah, I'm out.
我也放弃 Yeah, me too.
看来按摩椅恋物癖男子竞拍成功了 Sold to the man with the barcalounger fetish.
-这是全款吧 -一分不少 - It's all there? - It's there.
非常好 All right.
想要搭一程吗 Need a ride?
你迟到了 You're late.
杂货店里很忙 Grocery store was busy.
哦得了吧小维 能像凯哥那样倒慷慨点儿不 Come on, V, free pour like Kev does.
就是因为他的慷慨才导致酒吧一直亏本呢 That's why the bar's losing money.
喔 真是如同奎宁水一样的美味啊 Yum, it tastes just like tonic water.
利普 Lip.
嘿 小维 Hey, V.
-嘿 汤米 -嘿 利普 - Hey, Tommy. - Hey, Lip.
萨米 Sammi.
萨米从什么时候开始也来艾莱柏消遣了 When did Sammi start hanging out at the Alibi?
那小妞真是比发情的山羊还要饥渴 That girl is hornier than a three-peckered billy goat.
停下来 Stop it.
所以你又是什么风给吹来的 大学生 So what brings you here, college boy?
这个嘛 我来是想知道那份工作的细节 Well, I came to get the details about the job.
是啊关于那个 嘿 快给大学生倒杯啤酒 Yeah, what job's that? Hey, get college a beer here,
-可以吧 小维 -推销 - will you, V? - Demo'ing.
-你还在做那个吗 -是啊 - Are you still doing that? - Yep.
现在已经开始疯狂盈利了 About to start a big cleanup.
他们今天早上闯进了位于霍尔斯特德的阳光灿烂公司的大门 They knocked over Sunny Days on Halsted this morning.
太好了 我加入 Great. I'm in.
你以为你是谁啊 Like hell you are.
这个嘛 你答应过我的 Well, you promised me a job.
是啊 请问那时候我有多醉 Yeah? How drunk was I?
我 我上学需要钱 好吗 I-- I need the money for school, okay?
我可不会雇佣像你这样的大学生小样儿 I don't hire college pussies like you.
去GAP店里应聘服务员倒是有希望 Try the Gap on Michigan.
夏天都到这时候了 很难再找到其它工作 Too late in the summer to get another job.
我们说好了的 We had a deal.
你真是个蠢货 我这是在逗你玩儿呢 You're an idiot. I'm just busting your balls.
操你奶奶 Fuck you.
你第一天工作的时候一定会哭得像个婴儿 First day of work you'll be crying like a baby,
-到中午就会求着回家 -是啊 等着瞧吧 - begging to go home by lunch. - Yeah, we'll see.
嘿 记着在靴子上把你的血型写下来 Hey, be sure to write your blood type on your boots
以防把你的腿给跑断了 for when you sever a limb.
哦 靴子吗 我还打算穿人字拖呢 Oh, boots? I was gonna wear flip-flops.
那我就会跟你一起享受一个绝棒的夏天了 I'm gonna enjoy fucking with you all summer.
欢迎回家 利普 Welcome home, Lip.
多谢 小维 Thanks, V.
人字拖 "Flip-flops."
你怎么一丁点刺青都没有 How do you not have any tattoos?
我绝对不会再相信你了 I don't believe you for a second.
好吧 这倒是真的 Well, it's true.
或许哪天我应该让你来个全身检查 Maybe I'll let you do a full body scan sometime.
今晚来看我们的演出怎么样 Come see our show tonight, huh?
抱歉不行 我希望我能来 不过我九点前就必须回家 - No, I wish I could. I turn into a pumpkin at 9:00.
如果我之后来拜访呢 What if I come by after my gig?
发信息给我 You text me...
如果你有所诉求的话 if you're feeling randy.
好吧 Okay.
姐们儿 戴维斯可要被你迷死了 Girl, Davis is all over you.
还真是火力全开 而且那个口音 Dude is fire, and that accent?
呕 简直听一下都让我觉得够了 Ugh, falls in the bad choice category.
我早该知道的 I should know.
天哪 你吓到我了 God, you scared me.
-那是给你的 -多谢 菲奥娜 - That's for you. - Thanks, Fiona.
回头见 菲奥娜 Yeah, see you, Fiona.
-拜 各位 -保重 - Bye, guys. - Take care.
或许我们还会再见 对吧 Maybe I'll see you later, huh?
唔 Mm.
或许我们还会再见 "Maybe I'll see you later."
他刚才给的小费多吗 Did he leave a good tip?
等等 他只给了你小费 Wait, he only gave you the tip?
我还以为他把自己的全部都给你了呢 He didn't stick the whole thing in?
小心点 他可是个搞音乐的人 Be careful. He's a musician.
你可不会知道那小费是打哪来的 You never know where that tip's been.
-呃 肖恩 你这是在嫉妒吗 -谁要跟我一起去 - Aw, are you jealous, Sean? - Who's coming with me?
-我要去开会 -好吧 那我去 - I'm heading out to the meeting. - Yeah, I'm coming.
不 我不能去 工作缠身 No, I can't. Working double.
菲奥娜 Fiona?
呃 嗯 我家里人要提前过来吃晚饭 Uh, nah, family's coming in for early dinner.
我得待在这里等他们 I'm gonna stick around and wait on them.
好吧 那我晚点再过来跟利普打招呼 Well, I'll be back later to say hi and meet Lip.
好的 很好 Okay, great.
嘿 Hey.
你为什么想到在这儿见 Why'd you want to meet here?
给我弄来些木屑片 Get me some of those wood chips.
好吗 装在这里面 Would you? Put them in here.
工作中要用到的吗 For your work project?
对 Yeah.
那你为什么不自己来 Why can't you do this yourself?
一个大男人追在一群小屁孩脚下乱刨 A grown man digging at the feet of kids
你不觉得看起来有点变态吗 looks a little pervy, don't you think?
那你得多给我些钱 This is gonna cost you more money.
你有多少钱 What you got?
那好吧 That's good.
好了走吧 Come on.
不然晚饭要迟到了 We're gonna be late for dinner.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 查克你看 Okay, see, Chuckie,
不是我不想让你或者你妈妈 it's not that I don't want you at my house anymore,
再待在我家里 只是嘛 你看 这才是你应该待的地方 or your mom, it's just that-- Look, this is where you belong.
这才是你的家 This is your house,
如果你要来我家的话我随时欢迎 and you're welcome to come and visit sometimes,
但你得先打电话 知道吗 but you have to call first, okay?
你得先问你妈妈然后打电话 You have to ask your mom and call first.
有时候我会同意 有时候会说不 And sometimes I'll say yes, and sometimes I'll say no,
但这就是家人该做的 but that's just how families work.
知道吗 有些界限是不能被逾越的 See, there's boundaries that aren't supposed to be crossed,
你妈妈却从不知道这一点 and somehow your mother just never learned that.
但是庆幸的是我可以让你知道 But that's the good news is I'm here to teach you.
但是如果妈妈又从酒吧带其他男人回来呢 But what if mom brings home another man from the bar?
你就用枕头捂住脑袋 You just put a pillow over your head
然后静静等她完事就好 and wait for her to be finished.
好的 拜拜查克 Okay, bye, Chuckie.
查克 你为什么不锁上门 Chuckie, why don't you just lock the door?
查克 锁上这该死的门 Chuckie, lock the goddamn door.
老天爷 Jesus.
耶 敬夏天 - Yay. All: - To summer.
还要敬利普大学生活的第一年 And to Lip's first year of college,
你们都要以他为榜样 may you all follow in his footsteps.
-敬利普 -好的 谢谢大伙 - To Lip. - Yes, thank you, guys.
弗兰克 Frank.
敬利普 To Lip.
你确定你应该喝酒吗 弗兰克 You sure you should be drinking, Frank?
你以为一个崭新的没有被污染的肝脏 You think a brand-new, untainted liver's
-会阻止他吗 -经过大量的研究 - gonna stop him? - After extensive research
和几周的测试 我可以肯定 and weeks of testing, I've determined
我的肝脏能够承受得住一天一瓶啤酒的量 my liver can support one beer a day.
我现在是沾酒就醉 I am now a cheap date.
我完完全全就像一个得了贫血症的小姑娘 I'm buzzed already like an anemic ten-year-old girl.
谁想要馅饼 Who's ready for pie?
-我要樱桃口味的 -呃 - I want to taste cherry pie. - Ugh.
还有索斯伯利牛肉饼吗 Any more of that Salisbury steak?
如果我要付钱的话就有 Yeah, if I pay for it.
那就给我来一个吧 I tell you what, get me an order,
-不然我就打电话了 -打什么电话 - and we'll call it even. - Call what even?
她可以曾经差点拿可卡因害死了我儿子 Her trying to kill my son with cocaine.
你这混蛋 为什么那样说 Douche bag, why would you say that?
弗兰克 你还在这干什么 Why are you even here, Frank?
算了 Just don't.
-我给他多拿一些 -快去 - I'll just get him some more. - To go.
我还要回去工作 I got to get back to work.
-我不想吃馅饼 -你怎么了 - I don't want any pie. - What's going on with you?
先是在洋娃娃脸上乱刺一通 First you're stabbing dolls in the face,
现在你又闷闷不乐 now you're all mopey?
霍莉和艾莉不跟我说话了 Holly and Ellie aren't talking to me anymore.
-就好像我不存在一样 - 我讨厌 - It's like I'm invisible. - I hate it
-那些青少年的败类们这么做 -什么意思 - when teenage skanks do that. - What do you mean?
海蒂米切尔和唐娜亚历山大 Same thing happened to me with Heidi Mitchell
也这么对付过我 and Donna Alexander.
我也是 对付我的是里尔玛奇和简库伯 Me too. Leah March and Jean Kolb.
是吗 为啥 Really? Why?
谁知道呢 也许是嫉妒 也许大姨妈来了 Who knows? Jealousy, periody.
两周后 她们又和我说话了 Two weeks later, they started talking to me again
就好像什么都没有发生 like nothing ever happened.
-海蒂和唐娜也这样 -这不公平 - Same with Heidi and Donna. - It's not fair.
他们不能这么做 They don't get to do that.
我再也不会和霍莉和艾莉做朋友了 I'm never being friends with Holly and Ellie again.
-去他妈的婊子们 -对 去他妈的婊子们 - Screw those bitches. - Yeah, screw those bitches.
去他妈的婊子们 Screw those bitches.
听起来你们玩的很开心嘛 Sounds like you're having fun here.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
-怎么了 伙计 -嘿 肖恩 - What's up, man? - Hey, Sean.
-派很好吃哦 哥们 -不错 我很高兴你喜欢 - Good pie, dude. - Well, I'm glad you like it.
-你是利普吧 -对的 很高兴见到你 - You're Lip? - Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you.
嘿 过得还好吧 我是肖恩 Hey, what's going on? Sean.
感谢你给她找了份工作 Thanks for giving this one a job.
-哦 我的荣幸 -你能雇佣一个罪犯 - Oh, my pleasure. - It's so good of you
说明你真是一个好人呐 to hire a felon.
这是我父亲 弗兰克 This is my father, Frank.
嘿 弗兰克 Hey, Frank.
索尔兹伯里牛排 菲奥娜小姐 Salisbury steak, Miss Fiona?
这里 Right here.
-这大概说明一切 -差不多吧 - That about explain everything? - Pretty much.
我在后头有些文件工作要做 I got some paperwork in the back.
很高兴见到你们所有人 很高兴见到你 利普 It was good to see you all. Nice to meet you, Lip.
我也很高兴见到你 Yeah, nice to meet you.
刚才那是什么意思 What was that little squeeze?
-什么 -他刚刚捏了你的手臂 - What? - He just squeezed your arm.
他们俩整天都这样 The two of them are like that all day with each other.
-才不是呢 -是吗 - We are not. - Really?
去趟洗手间 Bathroom.
嘿 他去看了那个医生没 Hey, he ever go see that doctor?
没 他拒绝了 Nah, he refuses.
我们应该跟米奇谈谈 We should talk to Mickey.
听着 穿黑白色球衣的是白袜队 Now, the players in the black and white,
那就是我们支持的队伍 they're The White Sox. That's our team.
而那帮穿着灰蓝色球衣的娘儿们 And the pussies in the gray and blue,
他们是双胞胎队 they're The Twins.
我们讨厌双胞胎队 We hate The Twins.
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
不是双胞胎姐妹宝宝 是双胞胎球队 Not the baby girl twins, the player twins.
-晚安 先生 -哦 信徒们 没兴趣 - Good evening, sir. - Oh, Jehovahs. Not interested.
不不不 我们不是信徒 No, no, no. We're not Jehovahs.
每个人都这么认为 Everyone keeps thinking that.
你的服装 Your clothes.
我们来自罗斯柴尔德地产 We're from Rothchild Realty.
你有兴趣卖掉这房子么 Would you be interested in selling this house?
你想买这堆垃圾吗 You want to buy this dump?
雷德芬公司称这个地方是 Redfin named this one of the top five
排在芝加哥最佳潜力前五位的社区 up and coming neighborhoods in Chicago.
嘿 我得接这个电话 Hey, I gotta get that.
-我们可以留个名片吗 -可以 - Oh, can we leave our card? - Yeah-huh.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, babe.
- 嗨 一切还好吗 -很好 - Hi, how's it going? - Good, good.
-你那边怎样 -很好 - How's it going over there? - Good.
如果你需要帮忙的话我妈在这儿哦 Mom's here if you need her to come help.
- 嘿 小凯 -嘿 不不不不 - Hey, Kev. - Hey, no, no, no, no.
一切都在控制之中 嘿 我想告诉你的是 I got everything under control. Hey, I wanted to tell you,
我在 麻麻和我 聊天室里和一个女的聊天 I talked to a woman in My Mommy And Me chatroom.
她说我有圣母荡妇情结 She said I have madonna whore complex.
-什么 -是啊 - What? - Yeah,
这就是为什么我之前不想做爱的原因 it's why I didn't want to have sex.
等等 你在骂我是荡妇吗 Wait, you calling me a whore?
他骂你是荡妇吗 He calling you a whore?
不 我没说你是荡妇 No, I'm not calling you a whore.
我是说 你过去确实是个荡妇 I mean, you used to be a whore
而那正是我所喜欢的 相信我 which I liked a lot, trust me,
但现在你是个圣母了 就像圣母玛利亚一样 but now you're a madonna, like the Virgin Mary Madonna.
他又说我现在像个圣母（麦当娜）了 He's saying I'm like Madonna now.
-什么 唱歌那个麦当娜吗 -是圣母玛利亚那个圣母 所以 - What, like Vogue Madonna? - The Virgin Mary-- that's
-他现在不想再操我了 -哦 - why he don't want to fuck me. - Oh.
小维 你干嘛把我们的事告诉所有人 V, why you telling everybody our business?
但你在 麻麻 聊天室里告诉所有人我们的事 You tell everyone in your Mommy chatroom our business.
我又不认识她们 I don't know them.
我甚至都不确定她们是不是女的 There's no guarantee that they're even women.
好了 我得挂了 我得挂了 Ooh, I got to go. I got to go.
待会见 I'll see you later.
这个脸色是我想要得那种吗 Is that face what I think it is?
哦 Oh,
难不成这个脸色是说明 is that the face of what I think it is,
你终于拉粑粑了吗 of someone who pooped.
太棒了 Yes!
粑粑 你拉出来啦 Poop, there it is.
棒极了 不愧是我的乖女儿 Yeah, that's my girl.
哦 还真是我的乖女儿 Oh, my-- That's my girl.
你今晚要干嘛 What are you doing tonight?
我要去找间公寓住 I got to look for an apartment.
如果我还住在那间鬼旅馆 Judge isn't gonna let me have Hannah back if I'm still
法官是不会允许我接回汉娜的 in that shithole motel.
你呢 What about you?
去见戴维斯吗 Gonna see Davis?
应该吧 我需要滚床单 I should. I need to get laid,
或者其实我不该去 因为我需要滚着床单睡觉 or maybe I shouldn't 'cause I need to get laid.
谁知道呢 I don't know.
哒哒 你们穿好了没 Knock, knock. You guys dressed?
是的 但如果你进来 Yeah, but we'll get undressed
我们就会立马脱光 if you're coming in.
-这是你家人吃饭的收据吗 -是的 - Is this your family's check? - Uh, yeah.
可我怎么没在上面看见派 Yeah, I don't see any pie on it.
是你收的银么 You charge them for it?
家庭折扣不行么 Family discount?
得了吧 你在大半夜总会把大部分派都给扔了 Come on, you throw most of the pie out at the end
特别是桃子派 of the night, especially the peach.
没人喜欢吃这个的 Nobody likes the peach.
别这么说我外婆的桃子派 Don't be talking about my grandma's peach pie.
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哦 事实上是约翰逊外婆 Oh, it's Grandma Johnson on my mom's side.
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真的是你外婆做的这个派吗 Your grandma really makes that pie, hmm?
我怎么从来都不知道 How come I never knew that?
她去世了 She's dead.
虽然是从好市多买来的 It's from Costco.
还是冷藏的 但你仍然欠我钱 It's frozen, but you still owe me.
我能分期付款吗 Can I give it to you in trade?
我只收现金 I take cash or cash.
下次再这样 我会把这当成偷窃 Next time, I consider it stealing.
不会有下次了 Won't be a next time.
很好 Good.
别因为我们是朋友就占我便宜 Don't be taking advantage of me because we're friends.
对不起 老板 Sorry, boss.
喔 对不起 老板 对不起 老板 Ooh, sorry, boss. Sorry, boss.
你得赔这个门把手 You're gonna pay for this.
你把我锁在自家门外 You locked me out of my own house.
从什么时候开始我家变你家了 Since when did my house become your house?
从你嫁给我爸之后 Since you married my father.
你已经是45岁的老妇女了 You're a 45-year-old woman.
你爸的房子可不是你的房子 Your father's house is not your house!
-我33岁 -33 - I'm 33. - 33?
好吧 也许你骗过了我 Well, you could have fooled me.
不管你几岁 请成熟点好吗 Whatever. Act it then!
弗兰克 你看到她做的事了没 Frank, did you see what she did?
她撬开了门上的新锁 She crow-barred the new locks off the door.
希拉奶奶说我们要尊重人们的底线 Grandma Sheila said we should respect people's boundaries.
破门而入 你是疯了还是怎么 Breaking and entering, are you out of your mind?
-家人就该是这样的 -我楼下的项目 - That's what families do... - I'm almost finished
基本上完成了 你要看么 with my project downstairs. You want to see it?
-好的 -他们互相攻击 - Sure. - They assault each other.
不 他们没有 No, they don't.
-准备好了吗 -嗯哼 - You ready? - Uh-huh.
我给你瞧瞧弗兰克的神之秘液 I give you Frank's Milk Of The Gods,
我对人类做出的贡献就是做出了最棒的啤酒 my contribution to mankind, the strongest beer ever made.
哇 Wow.
我正要告诉你 弗雷德 我已经重获新生了 I'm telling you, I have a new lease on life, Fred.
我的这个肝可能只够用六到八年 This liver of mine may only last six or eight years.
时间已经不是我能控制的了 I have no control over time anymore,
但是这个 这个将传承下去 but this-- this will live on.
太壮观了 It's spectacular.
他们可以阻止我喝酒 They can try to stop me from drinking,
但是他们不能阻止我 but they can't stop me
让别人享受这最好的啤酒 from helping others to enjoy the finest brew ever made.
这木质的 熏肉风味 With its woody, bacony flavor...
弗雷德的神之秘酿将重新定义 Frank's Milk Of The Gods will redefine the way
人们所喜爱的谷物发酵饮品 people enjoy their grain-based fermented beverages.
但是 别误会 But don't get me wrong,
我的意图不全是无私的 my intentions are not all altruistic.
如果我每天只能喝一杯啤酒 If I can only enjoy one beer a day,
为何不能让这一杯变成极致享受呢 why not make it 130 proof?
我能尝尝吗 Can I taste it?
噢 我都还没亲自品尝呢 我的朋友 Oh, it has yet to kiss my lips, my friend,
但是这一刻即将来临 but the time is upon us.
让我们把业务扩展到 Let's take our business elsewhere to some place
比这儿更公正的地方吧 more righteous than here.
太赞了 Beautiful.
"高价出售你的房子" "Sell your home at a premium price."
天呐 在这附近他们会 Jeez, how much are they possibly offering
给出什么样的价格呢 for in this neighborhood?
能有20美金你就该尖叫了 20 dollar make you holler.
嘿 Hey.
-嘿 -我们能和你谈一下吗 - Hey. - Can we talk to you for a sec?
难道如今没人使用该死的电话了吗 Does no one use a fucking phone anymore?
亲爱的 还有五分钟就要关门了 Honey, he's gonna close in five minutes.
我知道 我出门了 Yes, I'm going!
出门了 我有些事要忙 I'm going! I got to run an errand.
你们想说什么吗 边走边说吧 You want to talk, we got to walk.
这个 你要走多远 Well, how far are you going?
我 我脚上有个定时炸弹 I-- I've got a ticking time bomb on my ankle.
就穿条巷子而已 Just across the alley.
你们想要谈什么 What you want to talk about?
你能让伊恩去那个医生那儿看看吗 Can you get Ian to see that doctor
-我跟你说过的 -他没有生病啊 - I told you about? - He's not sick anymore.
-但是他会的 -你又不能确定 - But he will be. - You don't know that.
如果她真像我们妈妈那样的话 我们就必须这么做 If he's anything like our mother, we do.
关键是那个该死的医生到底要对他做什么 What's this fucking shrink gonna do to him anyway?
心理健康评估 Mental health assessment.
会开些药给他 Prescribe him some meds.
是 看 你之前也说过了 Yeah, see, you said that before.
那是最他妈操蛋的部分 That's the fucked up part.
如果他根本没生病我们为什么要给他吃药呢 Why are we giving him meds if he's not sick?
这会让狂躁症患者不那么狂躁 It helps the mania not be so crazy.
对啊 而且他不会长时间抑郁 Yeah, and he won't be depressed as long.
像上次那样吗 Like last time?
好吧 等一下 等一下 All right, hold up. Hold up.
呆在这 好吗 Stay here, all right?
哟 你个棕色鬼 Yo, brown ass.
-哦 该死 -哦 该死 那就对了 - Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit," Is right.
你喜欢欺负女生 是吗 You like hitting girls, huh?
过来 Come here.
嗯 什么 啊 Uhh! What the-- Ugh!
柯里说什么来着 Curry says what?
-这就是他要忙的事吗 -停下 - This is his errand? - Stop it!
你要是再敢动我的那些女孩儿 You ever hit one of my girls again,
我就不会再这么轻易的放过你了 你听见了吗 I'm not gonna go so easy on you, do you hear me?
听见了 Yes.
很好 Good.
嘿 Hey!
帕特尔夫人 Mrs. Patel,
你偶尔也帮你那个操蛋丈夫撸下管好吗 can you jerk your fucking husband off once in a while
别他妈让他再来我的妓院里来了 so he doesn't come back to my Rub 'n' Tug ever again?
搞定 让我们继续说 伊恩的抑郁或者躁狂 All right, let's say he gets, like, depressed, or manic,
或者管他妈是什么 我们怎么知道那是不是 or whatever the fuck, how do we know it's not
因为生活在这个操蛋贫民窟才产生的抑郁情绪 just from living in this shithole ghetto?
-他有双重征兆 -比如 - He has signs of bipolar. - Like?
不计后果 冲动 Recklessness, impulsiveness.
说话快 睡觉少 Fast-talking, barely sleeping.
性欲强 Hyper sexuality.
性欲 你是指他性饥渴吗 Hyper se-- You mean horny?
但哪个十七岁的同志男孩不性饥渴呢 What 17-year-old gay kid isn't horny?
小凯 Kev?
凯文 Kevin?
你醒了吗 You awake?
噢 Ow.
哟 加拉格 你在上面吗 Yo, Gallagher, you up there?
我们有大麻 We got chronic.
赶紧滚下来 Get your ass down here.
-啊 他不在家 -那我们走吧 - Ah, he's not home. - Let's get out of here.
哇 Ow!
嘿 你醒着没 Hey, you awake?
现在醒了 I am now.
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
又来 Again?
-哇 -为什么 - Whoa. - Why?
你难道不行了吗 哈 You got a problem with that? Huh?
哪有 我只是现在一点也不想要 No, I don't need to now and not at all
因为你太粗暴了 'cause you're so tough--
过来 Come here.
醒醒 醒醒 Wake up. Wake up.
你这种狗 这次你在下面 You dog, you're going down.
你在下面 这次 You are going down, army.
过来 军哥 Come here, army.
我希望他失败 I wanted him to fail.
-我以为他会不知所措 -结果呢 - I thought he'd be overwhelmed. - And?
那混蛋都比我会当妈 Jackass is a better mom than me.
谁啊 Who's that?
谁也不是 Nobody.
你知道我们应该做什么吗 You know what we should do?
泳池趴 Pool party!
怎么啦 What's going on?
去告诉你的兄弟们 Go tell your brothers.
我们要来一个加拉格风格的派对 We're gonna party up Gallagher style.
嘿 是我 Hey, it's me.
泳池已经准备好了 把威尔带过来 Pool's ready. Bring Will over.
现在几点了 What time is it now?
十二点过三分 12：03 am.
所以准确来讲现在是第二天了 So it's technically tomorrow.
是吧 Yeah, uh-huh.
我的饮酒定量重置 My quota resets.
我们可以喝酒了 We can drink.
佛兰克的神之秘酿 Frank's Milk Of The Gods.
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
好吧 卡尔 搞定他 All right, Carl, get him!
我已经准备好把我酝酿了一整天的情绪喷涌出来了 I've got a day full of rage inside of me.
-现在 抓住她 -拉他下来 - Get her now! - Take him down.
-去抓住他 黛比 抓住他 -你们全都死定了 - Go get him, Debs, get him! - All you all must die!
哦 太棒了 Oh, yeah.
-哦 嘿 现在 -你们两个作弊 - Oh, hey, now. - You guys are cheaters.
看吧 输不起了吧 Look who's a sore sport.
看看那对疯狂热恋的人 Look who's madly in love.
你们还有地方没 You got room for one more?
伊恩 Ian!
-我收到你的短信了 -米奇在哪 - I got your text. - Where's Mickey?
精尽人亡了已经 I wore him out.
好吧 过来 轮到我们进泳池了 All right, come on, it's our turn in the pool.
-走吧 威尔 你准备好了吗 -走 利亚姆 走 - Let's go, Will. Are you ready? - Go, Liam, go.
好的 威尔 Okay, Will.
-过来 -利亚姆 - Come on. - Liam.
好了 利亚姆 你要下来咯 All right, Liam, you're going down.
嘿 下面的闭嘴 Hey, shut up down there!
噢 你才闭嘴 夏天来啦 Oh, you shut up! It's summer!
哇 Ow.
我操 The fuck?
拜托 不要动 Please, don't move.
呃 Huh?
我的衣服在哪 Where are my clothes?
我们发现你的时候就这样 We found you like this.
我们出来画夏天的花朵 结果发现了你 Came out to draw the summer flowers, found you instead.
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
你的身体 太美了 Your body, it is so beautiful.
你太完美了 You're perfect.