听着 我有弗兰克和莫尼卡这样的父母 Look, I have Frank and Monica as parents.
即便如此我也会特么把电视打开 Even I know how to show up and turn on a fucking tv.
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他妈又干嘛去了 看你都错过了什么 What the fuck happened to you? Here's what you missed.
噢瞧 她在咬我 Ow! Now she's biting me.
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- 小维 - 不 我受够了 - v! - no, I'm done.
再也不喂母乳了 我们可以买配方奶 No more breastfeeding. We can go to formula.
我们才不喂配方奶呢 We are not doing formula.
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有两个女同性恋以高于市场两倍的价格来买我们的房子 Two lesbians offered us double the market value for the house.
那些女同性恋们简直就是强盗 你绝对不能卖 Those lesbians are the man. You are not selling.
- 这是什么情况 - 战争 - what's going on? - war.
我们有什么全自动武器吗 手榴弹有吗 We have any full automatic weapons, grenades?
- 他在发病了 - 想想 操 - he's freaking out. - think... fuck!
你需要用你的双手 举起 You're going to lift, with your hands,
大块的混凝土 The large pieces of concrete,
然后把它们放进挖掘桶里 And put them in the bucket of the bobcat.
- 你觉得你搞得定吗 - 应该可以 -You think you can handle that? -Think I'll manage.
你跟他搞在一起做什么 What the fuck are you doing with him?
- 他打你 - 之前我这么说 - he hit you. - I just said that
是因为我很生气而且我喝醉了 'cause I was angry and I was shitfaced.
你有女朋友了吗 You got a girlfriend?
这个夏天我都在这里 如果你想 I'm around this summer if you want to...
不过别打电话 因为 肯雅塔 你知道吧 Just don't call, 'cause... Kenyatta, you know?
如果你觉得有所诉求 就发短信给我 You text me, if you're feeling randy.
- 好吧 - 我以为我们说过 - okay. - I thought we said
-我们不会再约会了 -呃 说过吗 -We weren't gonna date anymore. -Hmm, we did?
- 你为什么要跟我分手 - 因为你还太小了 -Why are you breaking up with me? -Cause you're too young.
给你弗兰克自制的 神之秘酿 I give you frank's "Milk of the gods"...
史上最厉害的最霸气的啤酒 The strongest beer ever made!
百分之65%酒精含量 130 proof.
第五季 第三集
翻译 金斧噜
翻译 LLAP
翻译 微末
翻译 海绵君
翻译 Samuel
翻译 Lucia
翻译 油炸米线
翻译 浮梦
校对 Joy
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你可能会想把那条小鲦鱼 You might want to toss that minnow
扔回湖里呢 洛伦佐 Back into the lake, lorenzo.
你认识这些小姐吗 You know these ladies?
不 从未见过 Nah, never seen 'em before.
- 又是突袭 - 这个月他妈的第三次了 - another raid. - third fucking one this month!
那些都是从你的乳房里挤来的吗 That all come out of your rack?
凯文想让那对双胞胎喝人奶 Kev wants the twins to drink boob juice.
于是他就让她们喝你老婆的妓女奶 He let them drink your wife's hooker milk.
老娘不愿意她们喝携带俄罗斯艾滋病毒的奶 I will milk myself like a goat
老娘也可以像哺乳期的山羊一样挤奶出来 Before I let them drink that russian aids milk.
- 别被我冒犯到哦 - 当我没听到 -No offense. -None taken.
外面是不是又在扫黄了 Looks like a hand-whore fire sale out there.
是啊 我他妈又被逮捕了 Yeah, I got fucking busted again.
看吧 我就说嘛 You see? This is what I'm saying.
这简直是人类文明的倒退 It's the decline of civilization as we know it.
为了与国际接轨 走向现代化 They're trying to make the neighborhood spiffy
他们把社区居民都逼得人模狗样 For the invading hipster hordes.
啊哦 我的地盘不许自带酒水 Uh-uh! You don't B.Y.O.B. In my place.
这是我自己酿的 神之秘酿 I made it... "Milk of the gods."
比普通啤酒强劲十倍 Ten times stronger than regular beer.
你怎么酿的 买一些过期的银子弹啤酒 What did you do... buy some expired coors light,
-再掺一些狗屎来调色吗 -不要客气 -Stir some dog shit in for color? Knock yourself out.
慢点喝 伙计 Easy there, cowboy.
- 天了噜 这酒劲真猛 - 史上最强悍的啤酒 - holy shit, this is potent. - strongest beer known to man.
还能用来清洗厕所和水槽 It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks
还有汽车零部件 Or degreasing auto parts.
同时还可以当作小型伤口的抗菌剂 Makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds.
-你们酒吧也应该进些货 - 绝对不可能 -You should get some for the bar. -Hell, no!
如果客人只喝一杯就倒了 I don't need someone in a coma after only buying one beer.
-那我就要破产了 - 不 这个可是高端货 -I'll go bankrupt. No, this is high-end stuff...
要卖45美元或50美元1瓶呢 $45, $50 a bottle.
一瓶抵得过普通啤酒的十瓶呢 It's like ten beers in one.
这一带谁买得起这么贵的酒 Who can afford that in this hood?
把他拖到椅子上醒醒酒 Drag him to the sober chair.
我想买 I'm in.
太棒了 我能为你做些什么 Fantastic! What can I do you for?
下个月在逸林酒店 I got a P.O.W. Veterans' conference
有个战俘退伍士兵会议 At the doubletree next month.
那些老兵的肠胃跟钢铁似的 Those warriors have guts of steel.
我大概需要六箱酒 I'll need about six cases.
- 六箱 你是说六箱吗 - 没错 - six... six cases, you said? - yeah.
哇 好的 好的 Wow. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
为您准备了单面煎的荷包蛋 Two eggs sunny side up for you
为这位先生准备的炒鸡蛋 And the scramble for the gentleman.
- 肖恩在吗 - 他今天休假 -Is Sean here yet? -He's off today.
他要陪他的小孩 真是个好爸爸 He's with his kid. He's such a good dad.
是啊 你今天还去看你女儿吗 Yeah. You still seeing your daughter today?
我给她带了很多东西 两个毛绒玩偶 I bought her so much shit... two stuffed animals,
一大堆糖果 还有一些发夹 A pile of candy, some barrettes.
跟你在一块儿她会很开心的 She's gonna be happy just to spend time with you.
我觉得我要多多贿赂她 I feel like I need to bribe her into loving me
好让她爱我胜过爱她的寄养父母 More than her foster family.
噢 给小费很大方的那人来了 Oh, hey. Huge tipper's back.
我想去帮她上菜 但她点名要你服务 I tried to take her table, but she only wants you.
而且 她还问你有没有在跟别人约会 Also, she asked if you were dating anybody.
看来有人拍拖咯 Someone's in love yeah.
随你怎么想吧 Take a number.
哇哦 你都快养成习惯咯 Wow. This is getting to be a habit.
要点派还是咖啡 Pie and a coffee?
有什么我没点过的吗 What haven't I tried?
嗯 我们有季节限定的草莓派 Uh, we have a seasonal strawberry glaze
才刚写进菜单 That just popped up on the menu.
- 你想试试吗 - 当然 -You want to try that? Why not?
- 好嘞还要点别的吗 - 你们有什么主食 - great. Anything else? - how about dinner?
我们下午五点才开卖 We don't start serving till 5:00 p.M.
我是说跟你共进晚餐 With you.
呃这个嘛 Oh, uh...
怎么说呢 I'm kind of...
我刚草草结束一段感情 My last relationship ended kind of messy,
所以我并不是很想 So I'm not really in the market for...
没事 你可以拒绝 - you can say no now.
不过我会穷追不舍的 But I won't stop asking.
姐可是很有说服力的哦 I'm quite persuasive.
你不想要你的派了吗 You don't want your pie?
草莓派吗 明天见吧 Strawberry glaze? I'll see you tomorrow.
嗨 卡尔 Hey, carl.
当心点 那可是我祖母的 Easy! That's my grandma's!
你们非得这么扔么 就不能轻点么 You got to drop it like that? How about giving half a crap?
- 兄弟 怎么了 - 唉 还不了贷款 银行来没收东西了 - what's up, d? - aw, bank's foreclosing.
我们住这儿13年了啊 老兄 We've been here 13 years, man.
他们居然把她的婚纱扔在垃圾袋里 They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag.
我真想报警 I'm calling the cops.
住手 你看你们把孩子都吓哭了 Hey, look what you're doing to my kids!
不可思议 It's unbelievable.
看来咱们街区又要迎来新邻居了 Looks like we're getting new neighbors down the block.
阿达梅克斯今天得睡大马路了 那是吻痕吗 Adamecs got kicked to the curb. Are those hickeys?
昨晚荷莉和埃莉开了个派对 Holly and ellie threw a party last night.
那些小婊砸真是饥渴 Those skanks are randy.
- 她们开派对了吗 - 去的大部分都比你老 - they threw a party? - mostly older kids.
没准是不想让乳臭未干的小毛孩去扫兴呢 Probably didn't want anyone who looked too young.
你才乳臭未干 I don't look young!
他们说不跟处女玩 而你就是一个活生生的处女 They said no virgins. You're a virgin.
你不也是处女 他们怎么让你去的 You're a virgin. They let you in.
我给他们提供特殊服务 I provide a service.
哼 什么服务 Huh, what "Service"?
她们让我为她们做口活 They make me give them oral
作为交换他们就让我在那儿玩 In exchange for letting me stick around.
你们跟处女到底什么仇什么怨啊 What's the point of being a virgin, anyways?
没人在意你们男生是否破处 Nobody cares when a guy loses it,
但是从某种意义上说 贞操对于女生来说可是件大事 But for some reason, it's this huge deal for girls.
-呃 你在喷什么 -成功男人的味道 -Ew. What is that? -Smell of success.
如果她们愿意我今天就可以在池边上了她们 I'm gonna get laid at the pool today if they let me.
切 今天晚上姐要自己开派对 Ugh! I'm gonna throw my own party tonight...
- 一个成人派对 - 你有酒么 An adult party. - you got any alcohol?
我去问问弗兰克要点他自酿的啤酒 I'll ask frank for some of his homemade beer.
你都准备邀请谁 Who you gonna invite?
朋友 反正不是小屁孩 Friends, older kids.
哎呦 不错哦 Wow. Cool.
- 喂那是我的三明治 - 回见 - hey, that's my sandwich! - see ya.
嘿 Hey!
这都是 这都是老子的东西啊 亲爱的 This is my... this is my shit, man!
- 你他妈的在干嘛 - 依你看呢 What the fuck are you doing? What's it look like?
我看你准备把我东西都给扔了 It looks like you're throwing out all my shit.
没错 离你上次打扫都隔了多久了 Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned?
我在灯架里找到一窝死蟑螂 I found a bunch of dead roaches in that light fixture
那老鼠屎都有葡萄干那么大了 And rat turds the size of raisinettes.
- 我还清理了你的卫生间 - 天哪伊恩 你都干了些啥 I cleaned your bathroom too. Jesus christ, ian.
怎么 难道你对你男朋友帮你打扫打扫 You got a problem with your boyfriend
厕所里的污渍这件事上有意见么 Cleaning the layer of scum from the tub
你的名誉妻子可是在那里面为你儿子洗澡呢 That your wife washes your child in?
又怎样 Huh?
斯维特拉娜教我的 Svetlana's been teaching me a little bit.
真是太棒了 她大概都能凭这个当个教授了 Great. Yeah, maybe she can get a job as a fucking professor.
摸摸撸算是彻底关门了 所以我们需要钱 Rub-n-tug got closed for good, so we need the dough.
- 那些姑娘怎么办 - 估计被抓了吧 我怎么会知道 - where are the girls? - jail. How should I know?
你不应该保释她们吗 Shouldn't you be bailing them out?
凭什么 大麻都被没收了 Why? Joint's closed.
那我们他妈该怎么赚钱啊 米奇 What the fuck we gonna do for money, mickey?
我不知道 倒是可以把斯维特莱娜卖了吧 I don't know... i'd sell svetlana's ass
只要她还没把她的客房租出去 If she wasn't already renting out her guest room.
你是说那些子宫吧 嗯 You mean guest womb? Hmm?
- 休想 - 亲爱的 - forget it. - babe...
- 我才不要搬到印第安纳去 - 那可是份美差事 - I'm not moving to indiana! - it's a good job.
洗痰盂也算美差事吗 Cleaning porta potties?
这是工作 我们得搬过去 It's a job. We're going.
- 看上去很干净吗 - 是的 欢乐满人间（一部小说）的女主角要 - looks clean. - yeah, mary poppins here
大发雷霆了 Is on a warpath.
那个白痴最好不要把你拽到那个鬼地方去 That shithead better not drag you off to fucksville, usa.
反正我也没什么心思再待在这儿了 There's nothing for me here.
你不会真的要走吧 是吗 You're not actually gonna go, are you?
天哪 他会杀了你的 曼迪 Jesus christ, he'll kill you, mandy.
- 他才不会 - 不作死就不会死 - he doesn't do that anymore. - until he does.
别 你听我说 No, listen to me.
- 一定有更好的选择 - 我得去收拾行李了 We have better options... I got to pack.
我们得阻止她 We got to stop her.
行 你去拿枪 我拿锯子 Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw.
咱们把他大卸八块然后扔河里冲走 We can bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river.
得了吧 我自己能阻止她 No, I can stop her.
弗兰克 Frank...
我给你拿了些杏仁奶还有你的药 I brought you some almond milk with your medicine.
我放了点枫糖浆这样会甜些 I put a little maple syrup in it so it could taste sweeter.
- 这他妈的 也太慢了吧 - 弗兰克 你看 - piece of shit... it's too slow. - frank, look...
看我找到了些什么 Look what I found.
加州有个地方他们会给你涂上精油 It's this place in california where they coat you in oil,
盖上棕榈叶 然后给你按摩 And then they whip you with palm leaves.
应该对你的皮肤有好处 It's supposed to be good for your epidermis.
我还找到了这个地方 And then I found this other place.
满屋子的机器人 It's a robot hall of horrors
你还可以买一个 Where you can buy dessert
冻酸奶机器人做的甜点呢 Made by an actual frozen-yogurt robot.
然后 弗兰克 看这个 And then, frank, look at this one...
一个果酱的主题公园 A theme park dedicated to jam!
那可是果酱啊 弗兰克 To jam, frank!
-一个果酱主题公园 -希拉 我听到你说的了 -A theme park dedicated to jam! -Sheila, I heard you.
听我说 我现在有点忙 Listen to me. I'm a little busy right now.
我得到了第一个订单 我不能闲聊了 I've got my first order. I can't chat.
好吧 弗兰克 你什么时候有空 Well, frank, when will you have time?
这一星期我都在试着和你交流 I've been trying to talk to you all week,
-那些小姐们想要答复呢 -什么小姐 -And those ladies want an answer. -What ladies?
那些给房子报价的女同性恋们 The lesbians who put an offer on the house.
弗兰克 我已经瞧上一辆漂亮的房车了 Frank! And I've got my eye on this cute little R.V.
真的很漂亮 就像一个小型城堡 It's adorable. It's a class-c chateau,
里面有厨房和小餐室还有床 And it has a kitchen and a dinette and a bed.
你不能把房子卖给女同性恋们 You cannot sell to the lesbians.
为什么不能 Why not?
她们可是既有魅力又有钱的同性恋 They're very attractive gays with a lot of money!
好吧 准确的说 Well, exactly.
当长得好看的同性恋们开始买我们的房子时候 When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes,
说明整个社区就要大难临头了 The whole neighborhood is doomed.
她们是久经世故的阴谋策划者 They're this cabal of sophisticates
是一群只依据自己品味定价的人 Who are cashing in on their own good taste.
弗兰克 我希望我们能去见见世面 Frank! I want us to see the world!
我已经见过了 就是一坨屎 I've seen it. It's a piece of shit.
那好吧 呃 或许我以后自己去好了 All right, well, maybe I just have to go by myself, then,
如果那就是你想要的 If that's what you want.
弗兰克 弗兰克 Frank! Frank!
-噢 黛比 -弗兰克在这儿吗 - oh, debbie! - is frank around?
看看你的头发 Look at your hair!
你看起来就像年轻时候的瑞芭 麦肯泰尔（美国乡村音乐女歌手） You look like a young Reba Mcentire.
嗯 今晚的派对我需要一些啤酒 Um, I need some beer for my party tonight.
噢 噢 好吧 你知道吗 Oh. Oh, well, you know what?
这个盒子里有一些酒 There's some here in this box.
很好 我相信弗兰克不会介意你拿走一些 Yeah, I'm sure frank won't mind if you take it.
-谢谢 -好的 呃 尽情地玩 - thanks. - okay, well, have a good time.
适量喝酒 玩得开心 Drink responsibly. Have fun.
亲爱的日记 我最爱的乐队的主唱 "Dear diary, the lead singer from my favorite band
今天又和我调情了 "Is flirting with me again today.
-我的膝盖都软了 -你想得美 -My knees are weak." -You wish.
-那都是啥 -只是 -What is that? -Just this...
我参加的计划中的一些破事儿 Thing I'm doing for this program I'm in.
让脏盘子就这样堆着 "Letting the dirty dishes pile up?
忘记付电费了 Forgetting to pay the electric bill"?
菲奥娜 Fiona...
在假释期吗 "Breaking parole"?
- 人无完人嘛 - 真是奇怪 - nobody's perfect. - is it weird
我现在好像对你更加倾心了 That I'm more attracted to you now more than ever?
你对生活得一团糟的人有迷恋吗 You got a fetish for fuck-ups?
我喜欢有故事的姑娘 I like girls with stories.
- 我正在改过自新 - 真是糟糕 - I'm reformed. - too bad.
三剑客
JC鸡尾酒
荣誉呈献
- 爵士乐 - 啊哈 - jazz? - mm-hmm.
我们的贝斯手 他可是一个天才 Our bass player's... he's kind of a genius.
三剑客
JC鸡尾酒
荣誉呈献
在罗斯福学习反对论之类的什么鬼 Studied at the con at roosevelt, all that shit.
你是在约我吗 Are you asking me on a date?
晚上9点 我在那儿等你 9P.M., I'll see you there.
像你这样的尤物 值得拥有 And dress like you got something to lose.
给你一份 还有你 One for you and you...
还有 抱歉 得17岁以上才行 And y... sorry, 17 and over.
嘿 小妞们 扭得很艳嘛 Hey, what's shaking, cupcake?
额 那是什么臭味 Ew. What's that stink?
闻起来就像动物的屁股和壁炉的结合体 Smells like animal butt and fireplace.
那个 女士们 那是一个真男人的味道 That, ladies, that's the smell of a real man.
你可以自由拿取 And yours for the taking too.
- 你姐姐在干什么 - 她在举行派对呢 - what's your sister doing? - she's throwing a party.
- 不叫上我们 - 很糟糕 是吧 - without us? - sucks, right?
如果你想的话 你可以和我联合起来报复她 You can get back at her by riding my joint, if you want.
- 走开 提线木偶 - 但我是个残废啊 - go away, muppet. - but I'm a cripple.
当他第一次冲我露出那样的笑容时 And the first time he showed me that big old gummy grin,
我就像 噢 那是我的孩子 I was like, "Oh, that's my boy!"
结果他就在尿布上拉了粑粑 Turns out he was dropping some sugar in his nappy.
是的 女儿一片拉屎一边对我笑个不停的时候 Yeah, the girls smile-poop at me all the time.
我就假装她们是在用她们的方式说 这是给你的 爸比 But I pretend it's their way of saying, "Here you go, daddy...
辛勤工作的礼物 A gift for all your hard work."
-噢 嘿 宝贝 怎么样了 -嘿 嘿 妈妈 -Oh, hey, baby, what's up? -Hey. Hey, mama.
今天你又挤出了多少乳汁 How much you squeeze out today?
左边5盎司 右边1盎司 5 ounces on my left, 1 ounce on my right.
什么 就这点 What? That's it?
你确定你的方法是对的吗 Are you sure you're doing it right?
我不是母牛 I'm not a dairy cow.
你知道你可以从网上买到母乳 You know you can get breast milk online now.
1盎司2块钱 啊哈 我从奥兹医生那儿知道的 2 bucks an ounce, uh-huh. I saw it on dr. Oz.
我们付不起 We can't afford it.
嘿 摸摸撸已经破产了 Hey. Rub-n-tug got busted.
被警察永久的关掉了 Cops shut us down for good.
什么 为什么你不给我打电话 What? Why didn't you call?
- 你能做什么 - 油腔滑调一点 - what could you have done? - grease some palms,
提供免费的饮品 做所有美国低级庸俗的调酒师 Offer free drinks, do what sleazy bartenders do
都会做的事情 all over America!
- 嘿 妈妈 - 什么 - hey, mom. - huh?
我们这个社区有多少妈妈 How many mamas we know in the hood
还在用母乳喂宝宝 Still feeding their babies titty milk?
嗯 让我想一想 呃 Mm. Let's see, um...
拉克尔 德洛丽丝 阿帕娜 Raquelle, Dolores, Aparna,
李茗 还有新良木舍（日本人的名字） Lee-ming, and Sharquisha.
我们可以把楼上的房间 We can turn the upstairs apartment
改造成抽奶站 Into a pumping station.
警察不能把它也给关掉 Cops can't shut that down!
我们付钱让社区里的女孩们挤出她们的母乳 We'll pay the neighborhood girls to come empty their fun bags,
加价 然后在网上卖给富有的白人 Mark it up, and then sell it online to rich white folk!
好 等一下 等一下 Okay, hold on, hold on.
你想让楼上变成一个生产母乳的血汗工厂吗 You want to turn upstairs into a breast-milk sweatshop?
嘿 不管以前如何 Hey, whatever happened to childhood?
如今可是女人们如鱼得水的日子 These days it's womb to woman.
- 你在做什么 - 找你有事儿 - what are you doing here? - looking for you.
我有个任务交给你 非常重要 I got a mission for you... muy importante.
-是什么 -我需要你去把 - what is it? - I need you to run
-女同性恋们驱逐出镇 -所有的吗 -The lesbians out of town. -All of them?
不 就在我们街坊的 Nah, just the ones in our hood.
她们践踏我们的土地 They're tearing up our soil
还进入花园和瑜伽室 And dropping in flower gardens and yoga studios,
美食酒吧和卖狗狗衣服的商店 Gastropubs and stores for dog clothes.
我们得把她们从这儿赶出去 We got to get them out of here.
-等等 为什么你不去做 -因为 - wait. Why can't you do it? - because!
我有个顶级的啤酒厂要经营 I have a top-notch brewery to run.
我为了物资而正在去废品站的路上 I'm on my way to the scrap yard right now for supplies.
-我该怎么做 -使用恐吓战术 - what should I do? - scare tactics.
恐吓入侵者 Terrorize the intruder.
告诉她们什么是真正的流氓 Show 'em what the hood is really like.
-怎么做 -足智多谋点啊 孩子 - how? - ingenuity, my son.
祝成功 Godspeed.
嗨 马蒂 Hi, matty!
-噢 嗨 -嗨 - oh, hey. - hey.
今晚要来参加我的聚会吗 You want to come to my party tonight?
年龄大的也会来 Older people are coming.
-父母这辈的吗 -不 - like, parents or... - no!
跟你年纪相仿的人 而且还有啤酒 Like, people your age. And there's beer.
弗兰克做的 给你 Frank made it. Here.
嘿 嗯 我喜欢你的新发型 Hey, um, I like your new hair.
谢谢 但我真的希望你能来 Thanks, but I'd really love you to come,
作为一个伙伴 而且你还可以带朋友来 As a pal, and you can bring friends...
年龄大些的朋友 Older friends.
怎么样 好啊 好 当然会去 Please? Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.
嗯 我要回去工作了 Um... I got to get back to work.
太棒了 耶 那好 那我们 Awesome, yeah. All right, so I'll...
我们今晚见 I'll see you tonight.
棒 Yes!
我希望你不是来偷我的东西的 I know you're not helping yourself to my stuff.
额 你又没用这玩意儿 Well, you're not using it.
谁会买这一块金属 Who's gonna buy this hunk of metal?
你会 我的朋友 You are, my friend.
捐给我吧 Donate it.
这是一份很不错的事业 我的啤酒厂 It's an excellent cause... my brewery.
-300美元 -我会给你 - $300. - I will give you
六箱免费的啤酒 而且这并不 A free six-pack of beer, and this is not...
-我是穆斯林 我不喝酒 - I'm muslim. I don't drink.
得了吧 老兄 Ah, come on, buddy!
我现在身无分文 除非保险费到账 I'm flat broke until my insurance check comes in.
给我次机会 我们来一场交易 Cut me a break. What can we barter with?
你最近生活中需要些什么吗 What's currently missing from your life?
-女人 -其它的呢 - a woman. - anything else?
我的妻子去世才 23年 My wife just passed... 23 years.
我们过去每个周三都用尽润滑剂 Every wednesday we used to bust out the astroglide
并极尽性欲 And saddle up.
我需要得到性满足 I need to get laid.
虽然我不想要什么长久的 I don't want anything long-term, though,
我感情上难以付出真心 I'm emotionally unavailable.
好吧 好吧 好吧 你走运了 Okay, okay, okay, you're in luck.
我认识一个金发美女 I know a little blonde
能用口舌刺激达到性欲高潮 Who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
你给她买份猪肉卷饼和一杯司木露 You buy her a pork taco and a shot of smirnoff,
你就可以为所欲为 And it's go time.
-谁 -我女儿 - who? - my daughter.
她是个美人 She's a looker...
拥有漂亮的脸蛋 极致的乳房 紧致的屁股 Nice face, excellent tits, tight ass.
如何 Yeah?
黛比 利普 快过来吃 Debs! Lip! Come and get it!
吃去吧 There you go.
-唷 -嗨 感觉好点了吗 - yo. - hey, you feel better?
额 是的 是的 我的水泡终于裂开了 Uh, yeah, yeah, my blisters are finally opening up,
所以我现在处于治愈过程中的痛并快乐着的阶段 So I'm in the fun pain portion of the healing process now.
我要在晚饭后去恐吓那些拉拉 有谁能帮忙么 I need some help terrorizing the lesbos after dinner.
为啥 "Lesbos"?
她们正在迁入这个街区 They're moving in down the street.
弗兰克说她们会破坏整个社区 Frank says they're gonna screw up the whole neighborhood.
会有更多的警察和鲜花去粉饰她们的房子 很操蛋 More cops, flowers, paint their houses... shit like that.
那也挺好啊 可以让我们在不离开这儿的情况下 That could be a good thing... A way for us get out of the hood
-摆脱流氓称号 -弗兰克说那是坏事情 -Without leaving. -Frank says that's a bad thing.
为什么 因为你和黛比 Why? 'cause you and debs
可以不用进行金属探测而去上学吗 Could go to a school without metal detectors?
利亚姆在公园里可以不用和空的破瓶子玩耍吗 Liam could play in a park without empty crack vials?
黛比 快点 菜要冷了 Debs! Come on! It's getting cold!
-可以帮我吗 -恩 当然 - would you help me? - uh, yeah, sure.
你看起来真漂亮 来吧 坐下 吃饭 You look nice. Come on, sit, eat.
不行 要开始为我今晚的聚会做准备 Can't. Got to get ready for my party tonight.
-圣诞灯在哪里 -你今晚有个聚会吗 -Where are the christmas lights? -You're having a party tonight?
-是的 -额 这里吗 - yeah. - uh, here?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
什么样的聚会 What kind of party?
-和朋友们 -谁 - friends. - who?
你一个也不认识 No one you know.
黛比 我今晚不会来的 Debs, I'm not gonna be here tonight.
-所以呢 我又不需要一个女伴 -不 你需要 - so? I don't need a chaperone. - yes, you do.
不 我不需要 No, I don't.
-好吧 -嗯 - okay. - hmm.
-我相信你 -听起来并不是那样 - I trust you. - doesn't sound like it.
你已经到了可以自己做决定的年纪了 好吗 You're old enough to make your own decisions, okay?
只是 Just...
聪明点 嗯 Be smart. Hmm.
好了 亲爱的 该上床睡了 Okay, sweetheart, time for bed.
-不 -萨米 - no. - sammi!
什么 What?
-嘿 -嗨 爸爸 - hey. - hi, dad.
我给你带了些我新酿的啤酒 I brought you some of my fresh-brewed beer.
告诉我你觉得怎样 Tell me what you think.
噢 谢了 过会儿再说吧 Oh, thanks. Maybe later.
-外套不错 -嗯 - that's a great outfit. - huh.
-工作怎样 -就他妈是场噩梦 - how was work? - a goddamn nightmare.
为什么每个人都要等到 Why does everybody wait till the last minute
最后一分钟才买酒水 To buy their damn sparklers?
好像他们以为我不用过国庆节似的 Like they don't know the holiday's coming.
-季度业绩的标准额简直让我癫狂 -你肯定累坏了 -Seasonal retail is the pits. -You look exhausted.
我不喜欢别人总是对我大喊大叫 I'm not used to having people yell at me all day long.
查克 快去睡觉 Chuckie, go to bed!
快点 Come on.
没有人和我说话 I don't have anyone to talk to.
希拉讨厌我 菲奥娜不理我 Sheila hates me. Fiona ignores me.
那些阿莱柏的混蛋只想上我 All those jerks at the alibi just want to bang and bolt.
嗯 他们 他们都不是好人 Oh, they're... they're awful.
你值得拥有一个好男人 You need a good man.
我知道 但似乎找不到了 I do. But there's none left.
嘿 你知道吗 Hey. You know what?
我有个朋友 I have this friend.
我觉得你们俩一定合得来 I think you two might really hit it off.
不 还是别了 N-no. No more.
听我说 这个男的不一样 I'm telling you, this guy is different.
我不能再和别人乱搞了 I need a penis break.
我感觉我像个旋转门一样让人不断进来操 I'm this revolving door for chumps.
不仅对我不好 还会影响到查克 It's not good for me, and it's not good for chuckie.
我和你说 这个男人值得你拥有 I'm telling you... this fella could be the one.
他会好好对你的 He really knows how to treat a lady.
那为什么他还是一个人呢 Then why is he single?
他妻子歇菜了 可怜的人 His wife croaked... poor thing.
他有自己的事业 还有一辆新型轿车 He has his own business, a late-model sedan,
一台大屏电视 Widescreen tv.
他还很爱干净 He showers regularly.
好啦 Come on.
为什么不呢 Why not?
-好吧 -就该这样 - okay... - there you go.
-既然你都这样说了 -这才是我闺女 - if you say so. - that's my girl.
- 嗯 当然 谢谢 爸爸 - 那是 - hey, thanks, daddy. - you bet.
-你最好了 -我知道 - you're the best. - I am.
-在干嘛呢 -嗨 老兄 - what are you doing? - hey, man.
执行清除拉拉任务 Operation dykes-begone.
好吧 All right.
曼迪要搬去印第安纳州 Mandy's moving to indiana...
和肯雅塔 With kenyatta.
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他会害死她的 为什么她非要走呢 He's gonna fucking kill her. Why's she going?
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因为她自虐呗 她觉得她在这里的生活像坨屎 'cause she's a hood girl... she thinks she's a piece of shit.
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好吧 那你阻止过她吗？ Well, did you try to talk her out of it?
她不听我的 她说这儿没有什么值得她留下的 She won't listen to me, says there's nothing here for her.
我就不懂了 她不能和那混蛋在一起 I don't get it... she doesn't need that fucking goon, man.
她是个好女孩 她能得到她想要的任何男人 She's a great girl. She can get any guy she wants.
和她说说 行吗 Tell her that, all right?
嗯 我会和她谈谈的 Yeah, I'll talk to her.
噢 欢迎 Oh, welcome!
呃 来吧 不用客气 Um, come, make yourselves at home.
那有啤酒 Beer's over there...
我们也有不含酒精的饮料 And we also have nonalcoholic sparkling punch.
这个很烈 小心点 That's strong stuff. I'd pace yourself.
夜晚已经降临 day turns to night?
当所有的言语和作为 When all is said and done
-嘿 菲奥娜 -嗨 - hey, fiona. - hi.
没有想到你今晚会出现 Didn't think you were gonna show up tonight.
-你邀请了我 -伙计们 来自餐馆的菲奥娜 - you invited me. - guys, fiona from the diner.
嘿 美女 你看起来棒极了 Hey, cutie. you clean up good
是啊 我很注重外表整理 Yeah, I'm a real fixer-upper.
-啤酒 -哦 谢谢 - beer. - yes, please.
戴维斯 Davis.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你在这做什么 Hey, what are you doing here?
我以为你今晚要工作 Thought you had to work tonight.
确实 我早早下班了 你怎么知道我在这 I did. I got off early. How'd you know I was here?
克里斯的ins上有写 Chris's instagram.
-这是我女朋友 琪琪 -你女朋友 - this is my girlfriend, gigi. - your girlfriend?
是的 呃 菲奥娜是格斯的女朋友 Yeah. Uh, fiona is gus's friend.
她是一个餐馆的服务员 She's a waitress at the diner.
我跟他正在同居 I live with him.
-你们在同居吗 -是啊 怎么了 - you live together? - yeah, why?
这太有趣了 That is so funny.
我们也正在商量着 We were just talking
要不要同居呢 是吧 宝贝 About moving in together, weren't we, baby?
噢 是的 是的 但这有点麻烦 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's just too bad
她对猫过敏 对吧 She's allergic to cats, right?
干得好呀 Fair play.
我想我该准备走了 I should go get set up.
需要杯茶或其它什么吗 Can I get you some tea or anything?
-我有金银花叶 玫瑰 -不用了 谢谢 -I have honeysuckle rose. -No, thanks.
-介意我上楼吗 -噢 一点也不 -Mind if I head upstairs? -Oh, not at all, no.
噢 你好呀 弗兰克 Oh, hello, frank.
我在把那些在我卖掉这个房子后要去旅游的 I was just marking different spots that I will travel to
地方都标记起来 When I sell this house.
你不能卖这房子 You're not selling the house.
弗兰克... Frank...
弗兰克 我为我自己做选择 Frank, I am my own woman.
虽然我真的很希望你能跟我一起走 And while I really want you to come with me,
但我可以自己一个去的 I can choose to go by myself.
你有看到过这周围有一个大的纸板箱吗 Have you seen a big cardboard box around anywhere?
弗兰克 Frank.
噢 我今天穿了一条新裙子 Oh, I got a new dress today!
我还做了个发型并且用了丝芙兰化妆品 And I got my hair done and my makeup done at sephora!
我告诉我自己 好 如果他能注意到一点 I said to myself, "Well, if he notices just one thing,
哪怕仅仅是一点 那么 也许 我会重新考虑 If he just notices one thing, well, maybe I would reconsider."
是一个大箱子 装满了梅森的玻璃瓶 It was a big box, uh, filled with mason jars.
我的确知道它去哪里了 Yeah, I do know what happened to that.
我把它给黛比了 她派对上需要 I gave it to Debbie for her party.
-你做了什么 -是的 你没听错 - you what? - yeah.
但 但那是我唯一的成品 But that... but that was my only batch!
-哦 哦 好吧 -我需要它 - oh. Oh, well. - I needed that.
-你他妈到底在想些什么 -可以了 -What the hell were you thinking? -All done!
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
如果你知道附近有什么人 Let us know if you hear of anyone nearby
入不敷出或是有残障 Struggling to make ends meet or on disability
-或是要被监禁 请告知我们 -哦 -Or headed for incarceration. -Oh.
我们会尽可能多的买下房子 We'd like to buy as many homes as we can.
哦 哇 好的 哦 谢谢 Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, thank you!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
那是其中一个拉拉 That was one of the lesbians.
好吧 这是他们购买这套房的保证金 Okay, this is earnest money to buy this house,
这说明他们是诚挚的 Which means they're earnest!
事情已经在进行了 弗兰克 不管你喜不喜欢 It's happening, Frank, whether you like it or not.
哦 天呐 Oh, god.
我 哦 天呐 我不能 I... oh, god, I can't...
我 我很抱歉 我不能 I'm... i'm sorry. I can't.
我 我仍旧太虚弱 我 I'm... i'm still too weak. I...
如果 What if...
我必须离我的医生近一点儿 I have to stay close to my doctors...
还有我的家庭 And my family.
萨米和查克需要我 而且萨米就是场灾难 Sammi and Chuckie need me, and sammi is a train wreck.
还有菲奥娜和孩子们 我是他们的父亲 And Fiona and the kids... i'm their dad.
家就要有家的样子 妈的 A home is a home, damn it.
我曾闯过鬼门关 然后我又活了过来 I died upstairs, and then I came back to life.
我在这间房里重生 I was reborn in this house.
我差不多应该主宰着这个地方 I'm practically the mayor of this place.
小希 拜托 Sheils, come on,
你不能把它从我的生命里剥夺走 You can't take that away from me.
这些街区 这里的邻里 These few blocks, this neighborhood...
这是我唯一拥有的东西了 It's the only thing I've ever had.
这是唯一对我而言意味着一切的东西了 It's the only thing that's ever meant anything to me.
我还以为我是你的一切 I thought I was the only thing that ever meant anything to you.
还有你 当然还有你 是的 你是我的全部 And you. Of course and you. Yeah, you're my everything.
你是我的黎明 You are my dawn...
和我的黄昏 And my dusk.
你就是那太阳 和月亮 You're the sun. You're the moon.
希拉 希拉 我求求你 Sheila. Sheila, I'm begging you.
哦 我操 Oh, fuck me.
-嘿 -嘿 - hey. - hey.
听着 你那又大又黑的男朋友在吗 Listen, is your big, black boyfriend around right now?
他和他的兄弟们在打牌呢 He's playing poker with his homies.
好吧 Okay.
到我那儿喝点酒吧 Got beer at my place.
唔 Mm?
我们为何总为那 What are we fighting for?
同一件事而争吵啊 宝贝 The same thing baby
擦肩而过 依然忽视 Walk on by, still ignoring
争吵 折磨 醉酒 凋谢 Fighting and suffer, drinking, fading
我们为何不开始疗伤 If we don't begin the healing
我们皆从爱而来 So we all come from love
但有一些事很奇怪 But there's something strange
为何理解的过程如此之难 Got a hard time understanding
你最好在这里穿上鞋 You might want to keep your shoes on over here.
派对什么时候开始 When does the party start?
-你是什么意思 -这里的每个人都很逊 - what do you mean? - everyone here is lame.
音乐也难听死了 The music sucks.
唯一好的东西便只有你的兄弟了 The only decent thing is your brother.
下一个 Next!
我们称他为舔逼侠 We call him "Carlilingus."
我要再去一次 I'm going back for seconds.
哦 天呐 这儿呢 Oh, god. Here!
-嗨 -嘿 你好呀 - hi! - hey, you.
我替你留了这些东西 I saved these for you.
谢了 Thanks.
兄弟们 这是我的朋友 黛比 Guys, this is my friend Debbie.
嗨 呃 请进 Hi. Um, come in.
我们有女孩儿 很多很多的女孩儿 We have girls, lots and lots of girls.
等等 等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
你是个很棒的女孩 You are gorgeous.
真的 Okay?
你很甜美 You're sweet.
你很有趣 You're funny.
你很聪明 You're very smart.
你知道的 对吗 You know that, right?
-闭嘴 -嘿 嘿 - shut up. - hey. Hey.
我是认真的 好吗 I mean it, okay?
你是好人 曼迪 You're a good person, Mandy.
谢谢 Thanks.
-嘿 等等 -什么 -Hey, wait. -What?
这算什么 What is this?
什么算什么 什么算什么 What is what? What is what?
这个 我们 This, us.
呃 我们是 Well, we are two people...
爱慕对方身体的两个人 Who like each other's bodies,
而且我们很会享受性爱欢愉 And we're very good at sex.
呃呃 那你女朋友呢 Uh-huh. And what about your girlfriend?
她怎么了 她在佛罗里达呢 What about her? She's in florida.
-然后呢 -然后我也不知道 好吗 - and then? - and then I have no idea, okay?
我现在在这里 But I'm here now.
你会去看她吗 Are you gonna visit her?
去迈阿密吗 我不知道 谁知道呢 In miami? I don't know. Who knows?
我爱你 I love you.
高高的苍穹 Sky high
耶 鼓掌吧 Yeah, clap your hands
高高的苍穹 Sky high
哦 Oh
高高的苍穹 Sky high
耶 耶 耶 Yeah, yeah, yeah
高高的苍穹 Sky high
-呃 -哦哇 - uh... - whoa.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
呃 没事 哦 有事 我要 Uh, yeah. Oh, no, I got to...
-我要躺会儿 -好吧 -I got to lie down. - yeah.
好 好吧 Yeah. Okay.
-哦 天哪 -没事 - oh, my god. - okay.
有人吗 这可是我的房间 Hello? This is my room!
哦 不好意思 Oh, sorry.
嗯呣 Ew.
天哪 房间在不停地转 唔 Whoa, the room is spinning. Oof.
- 没事 -我感觉好晕 - it's okay. - I'm feeling dizzy.
妈的 Shit.
你看什么看 What the hell are you looking at?
你不应该睡觉了吗 Shouldn't you be in bed?
嘿 把气罐拿过来一个 好吗 Hey, hand me one of those, will you?
多谢帮助 Thanks for the help.
听着 曼迪 你不需要那个人渣 好吗 Listen, mandy, you don't need that fucker, okay?
谢谢 Thanks.
你觉着我明天早上来这儿好吗 You think it'd be okay if I come by tomorrow morning,
嗯 And...
或许我们可以吃点早餐或别的什么 You know, maybe we can get some breakfast or something?
当然 Sure.
好的 Okay.
安排得很好 你太棒了 That was a good set. You are the man.
-谢谢 -好高兴认识你 菲奥娜 - Thanks. - Nice to meet you, Fiona.
你也一样 吉吉 You too, Gigi.
你们今晚 呃 好好享受 哈啊 You guys have a, uh, good night, huh?
哦 我们会的 Oh, we will.
真是个混蛋 同居女友 What a dick. A live-in girlfriend?
- 是的 好几年了 - 你知道我有多逊吗 - Yeah, a couple years. - you know this is, like,
我这个月被连甩了两次 the second time this month that I've gotten blown off by a dude?
不怪你 我的意思是 他一直这样的 It's not you... I mean, he does this all the time.
哦 你这样说是为了让我感觉好点吗 Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better?
他这么对待女人 怎么还这么受欢迎 Where does he get off, treating women like that?
啊 我猜 他只是没有安全感 Ah, he's just insecure, I guess.
哦 那又怎么样呢 格斯的朋友 亏他说得出口 Oh, so fucking what? "Gus's friend."
省省吧 Give me a break.
抱歉啊 刚才那样抓你 I'm sorry for, like, grabbing you like that.
我 完全不介意 I did not mind at all.
那样很好 It was nice.
好吧 Yeah.
嗨 呃 Hey, uh...
喝杯咖啡怎么样 You want to grab a coffee?
- 我得回家了 - 哦 天哪 - I got to get home. - oh, jeez.
我有种被利用了的感觉 I feel so used.
好吧 那 Okay, well...
-那明天怎么样 -好 当然 -What about tomorrow? - Yeah, sure.
我家附近拐角处就有一个地方 There's a spot right around the corner from my place.
-十一点怎么样 - 听上去很棒 - How's 11:00? - Sounds great.
很好 Cool.
-再见 -再见 - later. - later.
你他妈在这儿干什么 What the fuck you doing out here?
天哪 操 你吓到我了 Jesus, fuck, you scared me.
她走了 大约一个小时前 She left. About an hour ago.
操 我努力了 Shit, I... I tried.
是啊 我相信你 Yeah, I'm sure you did.
你们他妈在做什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
你们在做什么 What do you think you're doing?
昨晚这个标志牌不在这 This sign wasn't here last night.
嘿 Hey!
- 关门了吗 - 哦 是的 - they're closed? - oh, yeah,
肯定是被卫生部门勒令停业什么的 By order of the health department, apparently.
咖啡怎么可能会有卫生安全问题 How do you make unhealthy coffee?
- 或许是因为司康饼 -嗯呣 - maybe it was the scones. - mm-hmm.
听着 我的冰箱里还有点东西 Listen, I've got some shit in my fridge,
冰冻的秋葵浓汤 烤华夫饼干 鸡蛋 Like, frozen gumbo, toaster waffles, eggs.
我会给你做够劲的咖啡 够劲到会自动流进你的杯子里 I'll make you coffee so strong, it'll walk right into the cup.
- 但是我没有司康饼 - 那就不要了吧 -I don't have any scones, though.- Forget it, then.
走吧 Come on.
你好 我是丽萨 Hi, there. I'm lisa.
我老婆丽萨和我刚搬到街那边的房子里 My wife, lisa, and I just moved into the house down the street.
那儿本是阿达梅斯的家 他有三个孩子 但银行把他们赶了出去 Adamecs had three kids. Bank threw them out.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
听着 今早你们的车被拖走了吗 Listen, was your car towed this morning?
- 我们没有车 所以 没有 - 我们的路虎揽胜被拖走了 - we don't have a car, so, no. - our range rover was.
所有原来在街南边的禁停标志 All the parking signs on the south side of the street
都被挪到了北边 Were moved to the north side,
并且在小路上有海洛因注射头 And there are heroin needles in the alley
还有连环强奸犯通缉单 And serial rapist flyers.
好像一夜之间这附近变得一团糟 It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight.
- 你知道是什么原因吧 - 不好意思 不知道 - You know anything about it? -No, sorry.
哼 给你说一声吧 Hmm. FYI...
我们不会轻易被吓倒的 We don't scare easily.
发短信给我 我们需要谈谈
我是女人了 I am a woman!
秋葵浓汤太他妈好吃了 This gumbo is fucking delicious.
是啊 我爸爸 他是新奥尔良人 Yeah, my dad... he's from new orleans.
上次我去看他时拿了一大桶 I picked a vat up on my last visit.
他也是音乐人吗 Is he a musician too?
事实上 我父母都是 我爸是小提琴家 Both my parents, actually. My dad's a violinist.
我妈几乎什么乐器都会 My mom plays pretty much everything.
- 这是什么 - 那是古筝 - what is this? - that's a guzheng.
那是我妈 Yeah, my mom...
她上次去中国巡演时带回来的 She brought one back on her last tour from china.
- 你会弹吗 -会啊 - can you play this? - yeah.
天哪 你是奇才还是什么 Jesus. Are you, like, a prodigy or something?
好吧 我就是 你知道的 到处学学而已 Well, I just, you know, pick things up here and there.
我忘记问你了 喜欢昨晚的音乐吗 I forgot to ask you what you thought of the set last night.
我不太懂爵士乐 Jazz isn't really my thing.
但是 昨晚的一支曲听起来有点熟悉 But, you know, one of them sounded kind of familiar?
是啊 那是迈尔斯 戴维斯的曲子 Oh, right, that's Miles Davis...
有点复古摇滚 又有点流行的风格 It gets a lot of elevator play.
你喜欢什么类型的音乐 What kind of stuff you listen to?
-没什么特别的 -没有吗 - nothing. - nothing?
我没有时间听音乐 I don't have time to listen to music.
这么悲剧啊 That's tragic.
是吗 Is it?
是啊 如果没有音乐 我可活不下去 Yeah, I would die without music in my life.
好吧 All right.
那就给我演奏一首让我值得为之去死的曲子吧 So play me something worth dying over.
-什么 -来嘛 - wha... - come on.
-不 -我不会看你的 - no. - I won't even watch you.
我只会盯着我的秋葵汤的 来吧 I'll just stare into my gumbo. Come on.
好吧 All right.
我逐渐接近你 在你身后 Keeping you close, falling behind
我无法言语 你丧失心智 I lost my voice, you lost your mind
你说你不好 我说你还不错 You say you're not well, I say you're fine
我们携手走过的 那些杂货铺 You're walking with me through the aisles of a drugstore
如果你能 And if you return
回到我身边 To me
哦 如果你能 Oh, if you return
回到我身边 To me
你母亲的信仰 会被幽灵偷走吗 Your mother's a fake, a phantom who steals
你脸上的笑容 不是真实的吗 The smile on your face is not what you feel
如果你来找我 我不会放手 I'll check you in if you check me out
但是寂寞的刽子手 会说我只是她的兄长 Some lonesome wrist cutter who says I'm her brother
哦 如果 Oh, if...
太好听了 Holy shit.
我就喜欢你捷足先登的个性 I love that you're an early-bird-special kind of guy.
你总是能发现有利商机 Love a man who can spot a good deal.
你怎么认识的弗兰克 So how do you know Frank?
我们曾经在一个商业调度部门上班 We're working on a business arrangement together.
你是个商人吗 You're a businessman?
更确切地说 是个零售商 More of a tradesman, actually.
哦 外表与智慧并存 Wow. Looks and smarts?
我今天走了狗屎运还是什么 Did I get lucky tonight or what?
我喜欢你的夹克 And I like your jacket.
很绅士 It's very classy.
诶 Ah!
嘿 还不到休息的时候 大学生 Hey! It ain't quitting time yet, college!
嘿 今天是周一 但是会发加班费吗 Look, uh, do we get paid for the holiday on monday?
什么 What?
你知道的 今天 You know, it's the fourth?
是七月四号 Of july?
今天是美国国庆日 It's, you know, america's birthday.
也是民主的诞生日 It's the birth of democracy.
我知道今天是七月四号 别自作聪明了 Yeah, I know what the fourth of july is, smart-ass.
不 我们没有节假日 No. None of the holidays...
没有植树节 没有总统日 没有战争日 Not the tree one, the president one, the war one,
更加不会有有关黑人的节日 And definitely not the one for the blacks.
这里又不是邮局 This ain't the post office. Yeah. No.
我的背 好像扭伤了 I-I think I tweaked my back.
你不是要去参加技工大赛吧 You're not gunning for workman's comp, are you, kid?
-不是 我只是 -那就好 这比赛 - no, I just... - good. 'cause the "Comp"
意味着你要和一群墨西哥人竞争 它们都在觊觎你的工作 Stands for competition from the mexicans who all want your job.
所以振作起来 否则你可以滚蛋了 So man up, or you're gonna be on permanent unpaid holiday.
-好吧 -天啊 - great. - jeez.
-嗨 -嘿 - hi. - hey.
额 Um...
怎么了 What's wrong?
昨晚 我们 额 Last night, did we, um...
-我知道 感觉很棒 - I know. It was wonderful.
-所以那真的发生了吗 -是啊 - so that did happen? - yeah...
你不记得了吗 You don't remember?
我 我喝醉了 I was... I was plastered.
但是你 But you had a...
-你很厉害 -不 黛比 那只是 - Your thing... - no, Debbie, that's...
生理反应 Biology.
不是我愿意的 That's not consent.
我以为你想要的 I thought it meant you wanted to.
我说了我想要吗 Did I say I wanted to?
好像没有 Not exactly.
黛比 我当时几乎没有意识 好吗 Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay?
是你设计强暴了我 You date-raped me.
我们昨天 算是约会吗 We were on a date?
不 黛比 你害你自己被强暴了 No, debbie, you statutory-raped yourself.
我可能会去坐牢 I could go to jail.
我不明白 I don't understand.
朋友才不会对朋友下手 Friends don't rape friends.
我 我不是故意的 I-I didn't mean to rape you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
别 别再打给我了 好吗 Don't... don't call me, okay?
哦 不要再用药了 挤些纯母乳出来 Whoa! No I.V. Drugs. Pump it pure.
唷 你说你会在四点前回家 Yo, you said you'd be home by 4:00.
说那话的时候我们在付账 Word got out that we're paying cash.
但又来了一些新的护理妈妈们 Bunch of new nursing moms just showed up.
嘿 拉达 我付你钱不是让你来打盹的 Hey, Radha! I'm not paying you to snooze.
等等 你觉得让 So wait. You got a problem
斯维特拉娜喂我们的孩子你不能接受 With Svetlana breast-feeding the girls,
却把这些人召集在一起 But selling this tainted-ass titty milk
训练成人工奶源 From this crew's okay?
我们一定要想办法渡过难关 We're gonna be struggling just to make ends meet
因为我们的妓院被关闭了 With the rub-n-tug closed.
-你都没能抱着孩子们摇晃 -凯文 - you missed the wiggles. - kev.
他们就喜欢被抱着摇晃 小维 她们需要她们的妈妈 They love the wiggles. V, they need their mother.
你为什么不能放轻松 让我来做我的工作 Why don't you just relax and let me do my job?
因为这些奶你都用来喂其他孩子了 Because I see you feeding everybody else's babies,
而我们的孩子却没奶喂 这真的很让我窝火 Except your own, and it pisses me off!
嘿 小黛 你还好吧 Hey, debs, you okay?
马蒂竟然指责我强奸了他 Matty accused me of raping him.
- 啥 - 强奸 - of what? - I know!
- 我们昨晚做爱了 - 等等等等 - We made love last night... - no, wait, wait, wait.
你昨晚破处了吗 You lost your virginity?
强奸的话 算吗 Does it count if it's rape?
是你强奸他吗 是这样吗 You did the raping, right?
是啊 他当时醉得不省人事 不过那玩意儿倒没醉 Well, he was drunk, but his thing wasn't.
你到底是怎么实施强奸的 How do you rape a dude?
他因为喝了弗兰克的神之秘酿而酩酊大醉 He was sort of paralyzed by frank's beer or something.
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我以为他喜欢这样呢 我以为每个男的都这样 I thought he would like it. I thought all guys did!
- 我们 确实是喜欢这样 - 是吗 马蒂显然是例外 - we... we do. - well, matty didn't.
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好吧 小黛 听着 Okay, listen, debs,
我觉得他是个很奇怪的人 I think this is one seriously weird dude, okay?
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我觉得你摆脱他的话会更好的 I think you're better off without him, yeah?
不会好的 I'm not!
听着 小戴 肯定有成千上万的男人乐意被你强奸的 Listen, debs, a million guys would kill to be raped by you.
哦 请你闭嘴好吗 Oh, would you shut up already?
弗兰克 Frank!
我正在试驾我们的新家呢 I'm test-driving our new home!
欧尼说服我买了辆大的 Ernie talked me into the big one!
欧尼是谁 Ernie?
- 是啊 欧尼 我的房车经销商 - 嗨 - yeah, ernie, my r.V. Dealer. - hi.
看起来很棒吧 Isn't it gorgeous?
而且在主卧室里还有块可以伸缩的区域 And in the master bedroom, there's a pop-out,
这样一来空间就显得更大了 And it just doubles the whole size.
- 你已经买了吗 - 这个嘛 - you bought this? - well...
还没呢 不过欧尼说可以让我试驾一下 Not yet, but Ernie let me take it for a test-drive,
如果我决定要买的话他今晚就可以把车交给我们 And he said he'd bring it on back tonight if I buy it.
希拉听我说 我最近一直在考虑许多事情 Sheila, I've been doing a lot of thinking.
当我们结婚时我还处于神志不清的状态 I was unconscious when you married me.
- 这个嘛 我是说 - 过来说 - well, I mean... - all right.
- 是有些不太清醒吧 - 等等 听着 - kind of, but... - wait, wait, listen...
- 我是说 我了解你 - 不 你听我说 - I mean, I knew you... - wait, listen to me.
我想 I want...
我想重新做一次婚誓 I want to renew our vows.
- 哦 - 我想要让我们两厢情愿 - oh... - I want this to be a choice.
让这份婚约变得更有价值 I want to do it right.
- 真的吗 - 哦天啊 - really? - oh, my god...
我感觉我心脏都要跳出来了 我以前还从没有过这感觉呢 My heart is literally bursting. I haven't felt this way ever.
不管是我和莫妮卡在一起时还是和萨米的母亲在一起时都没有过这感觉 I didn't feel it with Monica, not with Sammi's mom.
你有如此深沉的灵魂 如此具有关怀之心 You have such a deep soul, and you care so much.
你拥有十足的人性 但是我真的不能离开这里 You care about humanity, and I can't leave here.
我不能离开我的家 I can't leave my home.
不要让我们共同构建未来的梦想破灭 Don't squash my dream of us building a future together.
我不能接受 尤其是现在 我这么虚弱 I can't take it, especially now. I'm too weak.
可是弗兰克 我也有梦想啊 Frank... what about my dreams
我想开着这辆车去看 看这大千世界 Of seeing the world, in this... this?
我们可以随时去度假啊 We can take a vacation anytime you want.
然后呢 And then...
我们就可以回家 We'll come back
回到我们精心编织的这个爱的小窝里 To the little nest that we've built for ourselves.
因为真的 我爱你 希拉杰克逊 Oh, my god. I love you, sheila jackson...
-我是说 希拉加拉格 - 哦 -I mean sheila gallagher. - aw.
哦 弗兰克 Oh, frank.
黛比 你在抽烟吗 Debs, are you smoking?
- 我只是点着了拿着而已 - 为什么这么做 - I'm just holding it. - why?
我只是在尝试成年人的行为罢了 I'm experimenting with things adults do.
虽然不怎么喜欢 I don't like it very much.
你想要谈谈吗 You need to talk?
我是想和你谈谈 I want to tell you something,
但又觉得有些说不出口 But I don't really want to talk about it
因为我都不知道我自己对这件事是怎么个感受 Because I'm not sure how I feel about it.
而且我不想让别人告诉我该怎样去感受 And I don't want to be told how to feel.
好吧 Okay.
既然如此的话 So I'm gonna tell you, and...
那我就说了 That's it.
好吗 Okay?
好的 Okay.
我昨晚与人做爱了 I had sex last night...
我的第一次 My first time.
那么 Just...
告诉我 有安全措施吗 Tell me... you were careful.
自制啤酒可以吗 Homemade beer okay?
哦 我喝水就好 谢了 Oh, I'm fine with water. Thank you.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
呼 Hoo!
还真烈啊 That is strong.
瞧瞧这袜子 哦 Look at those socks... oh.
品味不错嘛 Man with taste.
哦 哦 嗯 听着 我真的喜欢你 Oh, oh, um, listen, look, I-I really like you.
你是个十足的绅士 这样的男人我真的很少遇到 You're a true gentleman, and I don't meet many of those,
所以 Which is...
- 我想要进展慢一些 - 啥 - Why I want to take things slow. - Huh?
我以前与很多男人交往过程中犯了太多错误 I don't want to make the same mistakes that I have
我不想再犯相同的错误了 With the last 30 or 40 guys I've been with.
你说的 进展慢一些 By "Take it slow," You mean
是指我可以先喝完水再开始 是吧 We can get at it after I finish my water?
哦 Oh.
不是 我是说 你知道的 No, no, I mean, you know...
我们可以先约会几次 好好了解一下对方 Go out on a few dates, get to know each other better.
但是弗兰克跟我保证过了 But frank promised you would bone me
回到拖车后我就可以上你 As soon as we got back to your trailer.
什么 What?
快点啊 你这个笨重的大块头 Come on, you beautiful hunk of junk.
天啊 弗兰克 这下面真热 Jeez, it's hot down here, frank.
我想让酒酿得更快些 所以加了三倍蒸汽 I tripled the gas, to make things go a little faster.
哇哦 Wow.
弗兰克 我已经决定了 当欧尼把旅行车开来的时候 Frank, I've decided when Ernie comes with the r.V.
我会叫他直接掉头开回去 To tell him to turn it around and take it back home.
- 你不卖这房子了吗 -我想要和你在一起 - you're keeping the house? - I want to be with you...
我想要对我们之间的关系再次做一次重申 And reaffirm our commitment to our partnership
- 哦你这个 - 哦不不不 - oh, you... - oh, no, no, no, no.
现在就别了吧 Maybe later. Hey!
你为了得到酿啤酒的设备竟然让我去做性交易 You dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment?
你不是说你寂寞吗 我不过是来了个一石二鸟而已 You were lonely. I was killing two birds with one stone.
- 这个嘛 - 我不喜欢你的言辞 - well, I... - I don't like your tone.
他向那个男的保证 He promised that man
在约会一次过后就可以上我 That I would put out on the first date.
我见过你第一次喝醉酒把自己给豁出去了 I've seen you put out after the first drink.
你这个贱人 You son of a bitch!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
真恶心 Disgusting!
我他妈要杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you!
她 哦 抱歉 She... oh, excuse us.
快给我滚回来 你这个混蛋 Get the fuck back here, you fucking asshole!
你不会从这破事上逃脱干系的 You are not getting away from this shit!
操 你这该死的 操你妈 I'm so... god damn you! Fuck you!
-从他身上下来 -操你妈 - get off him! - fuck you!
-从他身上下来 -从我身上下来 你这荡妇 - get off him! - get off of me, you cunt!
哦 天呐 Ow! Jesus!
你听见她刚才叫我什么了吗 Did you hear what she called me?
-好吧 希拉 -弗兰克 这是不对的 - all right, sheila... - frank, that is not right.
不 她不该这样对你的妻子说话 No, she should not be talking to your wife like that.
- 我希望你死 -说真的 弗兰克 - I hope you die... - seriously, frank...
死在粪坑底 in a bottle of diarrhea!
-这难以接受 -我是你的亲骨肉 - That is an unacceptable... - I am your flesh and blood...
-做点什么 弗兰克 -她什么都不是 - do something, frank! - she is nobody!
好吧 你们两个够了 All right, can the both of you...
-我是你的亲骨肉 -操他娘的闭嘴好吗 - I am your flesh and blood! - just shut the fuck up?
我们就不能消停一会儿吗 Can we not have one moment of peace?
天呐 Christ!
看看 一边是 I've got a raging lunatic succubus
愤怒的疯女妖般的女儿 Of a daughter, on one hand,
另一边还有一个满身疙瘩 变态到窒息的老婆 And a lumpy, smothering pervert of a wife, on the other!
你们两个都快把我逼疯了 And you are both driving me fucking insane!
-爸爸 -你敢再叫爸爸试试 - daddy! - don't you "Daddy" Me!
你又欲求不满 又骚成极致 You are needy. You are slutty.
你的儿子纯粹是痛苦的代名词 Your son is a lump of pure misery.
还有你那让人恶心的个人卫生 And you have disgusting personal hygiene.
-还有你 -什么 -And you. -What?
-你是个公认的疯子 -什么 - you are a certified whack job! - what?
两年来你都无法走出家门一步 You couldn't go out of your house for two years.
你很乐于把假阳具 You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises
推进你爱的男人的屁眼里 Up the butts of the men you love.
你还把你女儿的丈夫给处决了 You banged the husband of your only daughter.
你收养了一大堆印第安小孩 You adopted a bunch of indian kids,
谁他妈又会知道为什么 And who the fuck knows why?
而且我不能忍受 And I cannot stand
你那没有道理又复杂不堪的厨艺 Your unreasonably complicated cooking!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, jesus christ!
一个人怎么就连一分钟的平静都得不到呢 Can't a man get one fucking minute of peace?
就一分钟 Just one minute?
我操啊 Holy shit!
一定是丙烷泄露了 Must've been the extra propane.
汉斯在哪儿 Where's Hanzi?
这真是只好袜子 That's a nice sock.
-查克 -妈咪 - Chuckie! - Mommy!
我的妈呀 Holy mama...
小希 Sheils?
小 She...
希拉 Sheila?
希拉 嘿 Sheils, hey.
把门打开 Unlock the door.
希拉 嘿 我们去大峡谷 好吗 Sheila, hey. Let's go to the grand canyon, huh?
想去大峡 Want to go to the grand...
希拉 Sheila?
心儿跳动着 In a heartbeat
妈妈说 妈妈说 Mama said, mama said
你要一门心思 You got a one-track mind
但是你不会一次就能获得全部 But you ain't gonna get it all the time
她没有说谎 She wasn't lyin'
我从圣贝纳迪诺来到卡拉马祖 I went from san berdoo to kalamazoo
就是为了逃离你 Just to get away from you
至少我们不用为拆房子再花钱了 At least we won't have to pay for the demo.
对的 Score.
我在汽油上 My last dime got used up
花掉了最后一角钱 On gasoline