-恩，嗨，Ozzie - 恩？ - Um... Hi Ozzie. - Huh?
清醒一点，你要撞上鹿了。 Don't get weird, but you're about to hit a deer.
下一站 纽约 比肯 Beacon, New York. Next stop.
这里是Ozzie Graham在Starcrossed互助会上向大家报道 This is Ozzie Graham reporting on StarCrossed,
有一群相信 a support group for people who believe
被外星人绑架的人。 they've been abducted by aliens
然后……由于某种原因我们在天主教堂见面。 and... meet in a Catholic church for some reason.
我已经有302天 It has been 302 days
没有见过我的妻子 since I last saw my wife,
Debbie。 Debbie.
然后我就开始觉得她可能再也不会回来了 And I'm starting to think that she may never come back.
你们很多人都知道，我们10年前 As many of you know, we were taken during a camping trip
在野营的时候被爬虫人抓的。 10 years ago by the Reptilians.
而且我觉得他们又回来 And it seems to me that they've come back to
把事情做完。 finish the job.
为什么他在写字？ Why is he writing?
Chelsea，我们说过了 Chelsea, we discussed this.
Ozzie是个记者 Ozzie's a journalist
而且我们都同意他可以为组里写一篇文章。 and we agreed that he could write an article about the group.
-我不同意。 -我说的很清楚了，Chelsea， - I didn't agree to that. - I clearly said, Chelsea,
如果谁对此感到不舒服 that if this makes anyone uncomfortable,
今天就不用参加了。 they don't have to participate today.
只是再向大家确认一下， Just to reassure everybody,
你们的名字不会出现在文章里 your... your real names will not be used in this article.
-好吧，已经太晚了。-不，没有。 - Well, it's too late now. - No, it's not.
-我们有…… -现在太晚了。 - I don't have... - It's too late now.
好吧，爬虫人， OK, Reptilians,
会易容术。 are shape-shifters.
他们心理变态。 They are psychopathic.
-当然。-他们就生活在我们身边。 - Sure. - They live amongst us.
几乎每一个美国总统， Almost every US president,
过去也好，现在也好 past and current
都是爬虫人。 was a Reptilian.
-尼克松也是吗？是的。 - Nixon? - Nixon.
-里根呢？-是的。 - Reagan? - Reagan.
林肯呢？-是的。 - Lincoln? - Lincoln.
史上最“爬虫人”的总统。 One of the most lizardy presidents out there.
-真的吗？哇 -最厉害的。 - What? Wow. - One of the biggest.
他们和我们一起生活了好几个世纪。 They've lived amongst us for centuries.
实际上对于此有好多见解。 There are actually a number of theories on that.
这是冷血的事实，Gerry，你知道的。 It's a stone-cold fact, Gerry, and you know it.
我只是说，有好多种外星人， I'm just saying, there are different kinds of aliens,
-有不同的安排。-我只想问清楚， - with different agendas. - Just to be clear,
你们都被绑架了吗？ were all of you abductees?
-我的天。 -兄弟，不厚道啊。 - Oh my god. - Not cool, bro.
-然后他说。-我们不喜欢被称为“被绑架者”， - And then he says that. - We very much prefer the term,
我们更喜欢被称为“体验者”。 "experiencers" to "abductees".
这只是给我们更多权利 It's just gives us a little more agency.
叫一个人被绑架者 Calling someone an abductee
-就感觉是被叫了婊子一样羞耻。-抱歉。 - is a lot like slut shaming. - Sorry,
你们都和爬虫人 did you all have experiences
-有过体验吗？-不是。 - with Reptilians? - No.
我遇到过小灰人外星人。 Mine were Greys.
头很大。 Big heads.
身体很小。 Little bodies.
很湿 Massive wet
双目无神。 soulless eyes.
我遇到的外星人像Ryan Gosling Mine looked like Ryan Gosling.
或者说像年轻版的Paul Newman Or like a young Paul Newman.
-但是有白化病而且2.75米高。-人形。 - But albino and 9 feet tall. - Figures.
我被蜥蜴人拜访过，然后她变成Ryan Gosling。 I get visited by lizard men, and she got Ryan Gosling.
爬虫人就是那种 The Reptilians are the ones
你在外面很需要注意的人，Ozzie。别的就人畜无害了。 you have to watch out for, Ozzie. The others are inconsequential.
-啥？-我们说过很多次了。 - What?! - This is a line we've discussed a lot.
闭上你他妈的臭嘴。 Take your head out of your ass.
Margaret，照照镜子。 Margaret, check yourself.
我觉得我没事，谢谢。 I think I'm good. Thank you.
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StarCrossed互助会里有一马戏团的怪人、 StarCrossed, it's like a weirdo circus of
寻找存在感的人和多疑的疯子。 attention seekers and paranoid delusionals.
嘿，兄弟。 Hey, man.
嘿。 Hey.
如果你要大车可以找我。 Car's running if you still want a lift.
好的。 Yeah.
恩， Well,
谢谢你让我搭车。我的车在店里。 thanks for giving me a lift. My car is in the shop.
-哦，真倒霉。怎么了？-我撞了一只鹿。 - Oh, bummer. What happened? - I hit a deer.
如果你在写新闻的时候有任何 - Feel free to reach out if you need
技术上的咨询都可以找我。 any technical consulting with your journalistic endeavors.
我也提倡这个合法化。 - I'm also an advocate for legalization.
恩，他们互相补足是吗？ Yeah, the two kind of complement each other, don't they?
是啊，的确。 Yeah, they totally do.
随时叫我！ Call any time!
你永远不会打扰我的！ You're never bothering me!
我的天，生活真残酷。 Oh god, life is cruel.
嘿，兄弟。 Hey, man.
你很特别。 You're very special.
嘿，那是你。 Hey, it's you.
啊，哦，不要！ Ah! Oh, no!
啊啊啊！ Aah!
不好意思，我最近没睡好。 Sorry. I haven't been sleeping too well lately.
恩，不过我没事。 Uh, but I'm fine.
Jonathan Walsh 可以见你了。 Jonathan Walsh will see you now.
-哦，嘿，Jonathan？-兄弟！ - Uh, hey, Jonathan? - Dude!
我在读你这篇外星人互助小组的文章。 I'm reading your alien-support-group thing.
我不喜欢。 I don't like it.
-你不喜欢？-不喜欢。 - You don't? - No.
我他妈爱死这篇文章了！ I freakin' love it!
哦 Oh.
哇，那真是…… Wow. That's...
很是一个很引人注目的桌子。 that's an impressive desk.
哦，谢谢。 Oh, thanks, man.
我只是要了一个小一点的办公室， Yeah, I asked for a smaller office,
但是他们反过来给我做了这个。总而言之， but they built me this instead. Anyway,
文章点击量很高。 fantastic piece of click bait.
-我想要你再写一点。-不会再有这种文章了，这就是 - I'm hungry for more. - There's no more. It's a...
一篇蠢得要死的文章，讲的是一些无害的怪人相信外星人。 silly article about some harmless weirdos who believe in aliens.
是啊，但是为什么那些无害的怪人会相信外星人？ Yeah, but why do these harmless weirdos believe in aliens?
我在写这篇文章之前的两篇文章， My last two articles before this
一篇是说监狱改革，一篇是说枪支管理的。 were about prison reform and gun control.
-那才是我写的东西。-看， - That's what I should be covering. - Look,
我知道你得到普利策奖…… I know you won a Pulitzer...
我没得过普利策奖，Jon Never won a Pulitzer, Jon.
好吧，我们会帮你赢一个回来的，因为你超级棒。 Well, we're gonna get you one, 'cause you're amazing.
但是有件事，兄弟。 But here's the thing, buddy.
这是你在车祸回来之后的第一周…… It's your first week back since the car accident...
我就知道！我就知道！ I knew it! I knew it!
不是！你看，我很好啊，好吗？ No! Look, I am fine, all right?
我就用车撞了一只鹿而已，没什么大不了的。 I hit a deer with my car. It's not a big deal.
一直以来都会有人撞到鹿的。 People do that all the time.
而且我见过最糟糕的任务， And I've seen worst things on assignment.
那次我在报道占领华尔街的时候， When I covered Occupy Wall Street,
我被电击了三次 I got tased three times.
而且三次都是被同一个警察电击的！ Three times by the same cop!
而且你会被再电击的，我保证。 And you will be tased again, I promise.
只要再给我写几篇这个。 Just get me one more draft of this.
好吧，再写一篇，我就再也不写那些 Fine. One more draft, and then I'm done
-什么都信的人的事情了。-兄弟，百分之十亿不用再写了！ - with the tinfoil-hat beat. - Dude, a billion percent, yes!
我觉得我可以买一些大麻。 I guess I could buy some pot.
你好，我在工作。 Yeah, I'm having office hours right now!
我完全可以过来，然后说说那个。 Just... totally just swing by, and we can talk it out.
哦，不好意思，要挂了。 Oh, sorry, gotta go.
-嘿，混蛋，你在工作吗？-拜托！快点！ - Hey, asshole! You're working or what? - Come on!
欢迎来到神经中枢。 Welcome to the nerve center.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
这里…… It's...
-很高效。 -那里是我的图书研究库 - efficient. - I got my research library there,
我的星象图在头顶， my star charts up overhead,
然后作为皇冠之珠， and the crown jewel.
比肯在东海岸拥有 Beacon has the highest number
最高的偶遇外星人纪录 of reported alien encounters on the East Coast.
是从这里开始 And it all starts here.
你左边的200英尺。 200 feet to your left.
1962年， 1962,
一群平常的年轻夫妇从鸡尾酒派对上回家的时候。 an average young couple return home from a cocktail party.
出于未知的原因， For reasons unknown,
他们打算在田野中央停车。 they decided to park in the middle of this field.
那时候，嘣！ When, boom!
外星人抓住他们了？ Aliens got 'em?
你不知道我要说什么。 You didn't know I was gonna say that.
恩，你要说什么。 Well, what were you gonna say?
外星人抓住他们了。 Aliens got 'em.
我告诉你，Ozzie。 I'm tellin' you, Ozzie,
在比肯有一个屌事，叫外星人屌事。 there's dickery afoot in Beacon. Alien dickery.
以我的专业知识， With my expertise,
和你的专业知识联系在一起，我们可以把这个镇子翻个底朝天。 and your connections, we can pull the lid off this town.
我们可以像是Han和Luke一样， We could be like Han and Luke,
或者说像Woodstein和Birdbaum or Woodstein and Birdbaum.
Woodward和Bernstein吗？-是啊，谁都可以。 - Woodward and Bernstein? - Yeah, any of those guys.
选一选，我是Han。 Take a pick. I'm Han.
我，我觉得这就是事发地点。 I... I think this is where my accident happened.
我一直在梦里看到那个标志。 I keep seeing that sign in my dreams.
你在比肯出过事故？ You had your accident in Beacon?
你撞了一只鹿，然后你还梦到了这事？ You hit a deer and you're dreaming about it?
一直以来都会有人在撞鹿，Gerry。 People hit deer all the time, Gerry.
-这事情没有那么不同寻常。-没错。 - It... it's not that unusual. - You're right.
-书上都说了。-看， - It's textbook. - Look,
如果我想要采访互助组里另外的成员， if I wanted to interview the rest of your group,
你觉得你能组织起来吗？-当然。 - do you think you could set that up? - Yeah.
我可以组织。 I can engineer that outcome.
百分之一百。 Totes.
所以说，你是一个农民。 So, you're a farmer.
-做农民感觉怎么样？-哦，那 - What's that like? - Oh, it's
挺普通的，我觉得。 pretty run-of-the-mill, I guess.
种点东西， Grow some stuff,
杀掉点东西。 - kill some stuff.
哦，这泥土真肥沃啊。 Ahh, this soil's so rich, man.
因为那是猪粪。 That's 'cause it's pig shit.
作为一个邮递员， Working for the Post Office,
你要挨家挨户敲门。 you get to knock on everybody's door.
然后你会看到各种各样的事情，相信我。 And you see all kinds of things, believe you me.
-真的吗？-真的 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
比方说？ Like what?
主要是裸奔的人。 Naked people mostly.
-这个不会被公开对吧？-恩 - This is off the record, right? - Mm-hmm.
我是殡仪馆的接待。 I'm a receptionist at the funeral home.
-那没什么可耻的。-我是临时工。 - That's nothing to be ashamed of. - I'm a temp.
兼职的。 Part time.
我是殡仪馆兼职的临时工。 I'm a part-time temp at a funeral home.
但是只是等你的乐队出名，对吗？ But just till your band makes it, right?
根本没有什么乐队。 There's no band.
我是主流科技公司的副总监。 I'm the V.P. of a major tech company.
但是不能用那个名字不然你会被起诉。 But do not use the name or you will be sued.
那你们公司是做什么的呢？ And what does your company do?
你有么有听说过网络？ Have you ever heard of something called the Internet?
我们制造那个很小的塑料插孔 We manufacture the little plastic jacks
装在网线的末端 at the end of Ethernet cables
然后你就能联网了。 that get you on to the Internet.
所以说…… So...
我是持家者，好吗？ I'm a homemaker, okay?
那个听起来有点戒备，是不是？ That sounded defensive, didn't it?
没有，没有，就一点点…… No, no... a little.
你可以把我记成神经学家吗？ Can you just put me down as a neurologist?
我在丈夫死了以后搬到了这个退休中心。 I moved to this retirement community after my husband died.
恩，我一开始很讨厌，但是…… Yeah, and I hated it at first, but...
-现在你喜欢了。-在这边做爱实在是太爽了。 - Now you love it. - ... the sex here is amazing.
-哦。-哦，是啊是啊，六十岁以后， - Oh. - Oh, yeah, yeah. After 60,
每个人都直接上了。 everybody just goes for it.
您能告诉我你接触外星人的经历吗？ And what can you tell me about your alien experience?
哦，那天很晚。 Oh, it was pretty late.
-大概是在午……-夜 - It was around mid... - ... Night.
我在一场很糟糕的约会之后回家 I just got back from a
其实对于我来说就是一场普通的约会。 terrible date, which is just a normal date for me.
-然后我想，我就……-去上床睡觉。 - And I thought I'd just... - ... Go to bed.
但是那天晚上出于某种原因我不能睡觉。 But I couldn't sleep that night for some reason.
-我就一直…… -醒着。 - I just kept... - ... Waking up.
我看到这个 I saw this
黑色形状的什么 dark shape
在房间角落里。 in the corner of the room.
但这时候不是我的前夫， But this time it wasn't my ex-husband,
-所以……-我去厨房 - so... - I went down to the kitchen
打算吃一点夜宵，我以前从来没吃过夜宵。 for a late-night snack, which I never do.
然后我感觉它出现在我身后。 And I sensed this presence behind me.
嗨，Margaret。 Hi, Margaret.
清醒一点。 Don't get weird.
等等。 -Hold on.
它说， It said,
-清醒一点？-恩，是啊，清醒一点。 - "Don't get weird"? - Mm-hmm, "Don't get weird." Yeah.
然后呢？ What happened next?
恩，额，我不记得， Well, uh, I didn't,
尽管我觉得我很怪，Ozzie。 even though it was weird, Ozzie.
-他只是太……-懒散。 - He was just so... - ... Laid-back.
爬虫人是一种很放松的生物。 Reptilians are a calm species.
他们常常在当权。 Quite often they are in positions of authority.
我很多以前的老板 Many of my former bosses
就是人形状的爬虫人。 were Reptilians in human form.
他们会心灵感应， They're telepathic,
所以升职就很难。 which makes it difficult to get a raise.
-Richard，注意一点！-所以说， - Richard, focus! - So,
当我们醒来的时候， when we woke up,
我们就在某种检查室。 we were in some kind of examination room.
-然后它完全是……-白的 - And it was all... - ... White.
然后那个像是在未来球场的厕所。 It was like a futuristic bathroom in a ballpark.
然后他们就开始戳我。 And they started poking at me.
他们就是小灰混蛋。 These little gray bastards.
高。看上去像北欧人。 Tall. Nordic-looking.
蜥蜴人。 Lizard people.
当他们事情做好的时候， When they were done,
-我永远不会……-忘记。 - I will never... - ... Forget.
-他们看着我……-直对着眼睛。 - They looked me... - ... Right in the eyes.
你一定会相信他们说的。 You'll never believe what they said.
-你……-是…… - You... - ... Are...
特别的。 ... Special.
-你……-是…… - You... - ... Are...
特别的。 ... Special.
整齐吗？ Isn't that neat?
这很棒。 It's fascinating.
我知道这可能有点难， I know this might be difficult,
所以一般情况我喜欢问一些 so I usually like to start these interviews
基本的问题来开始采访。 with just a few basic questions...
我到这里不是来讨论我的经历的，Ozzie Oh, I'm not here to talk about my experience, Ozzie.
我更希望能听到你的经历。 I'm much more interested in hearing about yours.
我不知道你在讲什么，我没有什么经历。 I don't know what you're talking about. I didn’t have an experience.
对于你的境况我表示很遗憾，兄弟。我把你的事故告诉他了 Sorry to blow up your spot man. I told her about your accident.
这是什么，某种干预吗？ What is this, like some kind of an intervention?
-不是。-有点，是的。 - No. - Kind of, yeah.
如果我跟你说关于动物的车祸， What would you say if I told you that car accidents involving animals
有的时候只是为了覆盖接触过外星人的记忆呢？ are sometimes cover memories used to mask alien encounters?
他们把他掩盖住了。 They cover them.
他们掩盖住了。 They cover them up.
好吧，在外星人的世界里我过得很愉快， All right, this has been a fascinating journey into alternate realities,
但是我觉得我要回到真实世界了。 but I need to get back to the real world.
除非你让我们接近你的内心，否则我们不能帮你啊，Ozzie We can't help you unless you let us in, Ozzie.
没有什么偏见，兄弟，就是爱。 No judgments, man, just love.
看，我撞了一只鹿。一直有人会撞到鹿的。 Look, I hit a deer. It happens all the time, okay.
原谅我如果我把这事情归咎于自然而不是外星人。 Excuse me if I pin this one on nature and not aliens.
只是让我最后问问你。 Just let me ask you one last thing.
车祸之后怎么样了？ What happened after the accident?
-你报警了吗？-报到动物管制单位了吗？ - Did you call the police? - Animal care and control?
你不记得了对吗？ You don't remember, do you?
-清醒一点。-你很特别。 - Don't get weird. - You're very special.
啊！ Aah!
要我的餐巾吗？你出了好多汗。 Want my napkin? You're sweating a lot, man.
不，不是。这里好热。 No, I'm not. It's hot in here.
我们都很热。 We're all hot.
我已经和体验者一起工作有六个月了。 I have been working with experiencers for almost six months.
我看一个准一个。 I know one when I see one.
你的确眼力很好。 We do have a pretty good eye, man.
Hey，Doug神父，怎么了？ Hey, Father Doug, what's up?
我在看我教堂的赞助 I'm reading about my church's sponsorship
是来自一个外星人崇拜的主流网站的。 of an alien cult in a major news site.
我试着不去尖叫来消化这个消息。 And I'm trying to process that without s-screaming.
你保证不会用真名的！ You promised you wouldn't use actual names!
那只是一个以前的草稿，不应该被发布出来的！ That was an old draft! It wasn't supposed to be published!
你知道我要做多少伤害控制我现在要做吗？ Do you know how much damage control I have to do now?
我们不被踢出房间就很好了。 We'll be lucky if we don't get kicked out of our room.
我不知道为什么会这样，Gina。 I don't know how this happened, Gina.
-我发誓。-祝你好运 - I swear. - Good luck
希望你不再做噩梦了！ with those non-existent nightmares!
-这些噩梦只会越来越糟糕。-拜托，Gina - They only get worse. - Come on, Gina!
Gina！ Gina!
你把我没有完成的文章发布出去了 You published my unfinished article
文章里大家的名字和教堂的名字都在！ with everybody's names and the name of the church!
好吧，很明显，有人犯错了。 Okay, clearly mistakes were made.
你是怎么不小心把一篇有人情味的文章 How do you mistakenly turn a human-interest piece
改成那种蠢得要死的文章？ into some kind of a hatchet job?
这非常离奇， It's super bizarre,
我们会调查的。 and we're looking into it.
-给你。好吧。-不要！ - Here. Okay, fine. - No!
现在，你看，你能做的最好的事情就是 Now, look, the best thing you can do right now
把跟他们的联系断了…… is just break off contact...
不，不行，我，我要去确认他们是不是还好。 No, I can't! I-I-I need to make sure they're okay.
嘿，公平来说，你的确叫他们怪人。 Hey, in all fairness, you did call these people weirdos.
那又怎么样？我们没有理由去毁坏别人的生活！ So? That's no reason to ruin somebody's life!
每个人都很奇怪。我也奇怪，你也奇怪。 Everybody's a weirdo. I'm a weirdo. You're a weirdo.
-不，我不奇怪。-你就是。 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
你在一个飞机库工作而且你把桌子当车开。 You work in an airplane hangar and you drive a desk.
好吧，你很伤心因为你说了一些不由衷的话。 Okay. You're upset and you're saying things you don't mean.
哦，不，我知道我再说什么。 Oh, no, I know exactly what I'm saying.
而且如果你想要这样做，你这样做吧，我不参加了。 And if this is how you want to operate, you can do it without me!
好的，没问题。 Okay. No problem.
我们之后会回来保持联系的。 We'll circle back and touch base later.
我需要你转接我的电话，我要清理我的…… I need you to forward my calls. I need to clean out my...
桌子。 desk.
你需要清理你的什么？ You need to clean up your what?
啊！ Aah!
不不不不不。 No, no, no, no. No.
没事吧？ Is everything all right?
没事。 Yes, everything's fine.
这里的每个人，他们都有，鹿的头。 Everyone in here, they all had deer... deer heads.
我要走了。 I'm gonna go.
我们来感谢Doug神父 Let's all thank Father Doug
感谢他以圣母之苦来把事情捋顺。 for smoothing things over with Our Lady of Sorrows.
人们实际上还是很伤心的。 People here are actually still pretty upset.
-那就是为什么我想要……-为神父Doug大声鼓掌。 - That's why I wanted to... - Big round of applause. Father Doug.
-我没讲完。-神父Doug。 - I wasn't finished. - Father Doug.
-做得好，是啊。-好吧 - Good job, yep. - All right!
-喔！-棒呆了。 - Whoo! - Amazing.
你真…… You're s...
知道吗，如果谁问起来，StarCrossed互助会是一个戒酒会。 You know what? Just if anyone asks, StarCrossed is a division of AA.
-不错。-好吧，既然我在这里了。 - Sounds good. - Okay, I'm already there.
-赞同，赞同，队长。-抱歉。 - Aye, aye, Captain. - Excuse me.
我对着里每一个人深感歉意。 I owe everyone in this room a huge apology.
我们对谁都宽宏大量，朋友…… There's forgiveness here for everyone, my friend...
我们从这里开始，神父。 We'll take it from here, Father.
看，我刚来的时候，我以为 Look, when I came here, I thought
你们就是一群悲伤的，支离破碎的怪人。 you were all sad, broken weirdos.
但是在和你们接触了一个礼拜后， After spending the last week getting to know you all,
我觉得我也是支离破碎的人。 I-I think I might be broken, too.
我们知道，但是只有一个办法来确认。 We know, but there's only one way to find out for sure.
就看准我的手指 Just focus on my finger
-然后向后数。-我已经警告过你了， - and start counting backwards. - I have to warn you,
我不是很敏感……额！ I'm not really susceptible... Uh!
哇，那真是破纪录了。 Wow, that was a record.
你在哪里，Ozzie，怎么了？ Where are you now, Ozzie? What's happening?
我在开车，在晚上。 I'm driving. It's night.
我以为我要装上小鹿了。 I think I'm about to hit the deer.
那不是真的，那只是记忆而已。 It's not real. It's just a memory.
恩？ Huh?
我在飞。 I'm flying!
喔！ Whoo!
-嘿，兄弟。-啊。 - Hey, bud. - Aah!
清醒一点，好吧。 Don't get weird, okay.
额！ Uh!
你现在在哪里，Ozzie？ Where are you now, Ozzie?
我不知道。 I'm not sure.
什么都记不清楚。 Everything's blurry.
-你确定他没有意识了？-他绝对没意识了，放心。 - Are you sure he's out? - He's totally out. Calm down.
等等，我听到声音了。 Wait, I hear voices.
我只是说说他看上去不想没有意识了。 I'm just saying he doesn't look like he's out.
-他的头动了。-那是飞船在动。 - His head just moved. - Dude, it's the ship.
飞船动得很厉害。 The ship is rocking right now.
好吧，我就是想说我们以前做过这事情。 Okay, all I'm saying is, we've been here before.
我知道我他妈在做什么，Jeff！ I know my freaking job, Jeff!
朋友们，朋友们。 Guys, guys.
我们能不要吵了吗？我们马上就好了，好吗？ Can we not fight? We're almost there, okay?
我们就好好的把这事情搞定。 Let's just be cool and get this done.
太好了，我们要听Don的，好好的。 Great, we're getting cool lessons from Don.
嘿，Don，我有一个建议。 Hey, Don. I've got an idea.
好吧，忘了吧。当我什么也没说。 Okay, forget it. Forget I said anything.
为什么你不抬起屁股去做一点三明治？ Why don't you get off our asses and go make us a couple sandwiches?
好吧，他在看着我。 Okay, he's looking right at me.
妈的，等等。妈的。 Shit, hang on. Shit!
-“我知道我在做什么，jeff。”-哦，吃屎去吧。 - "I know my freaking job, Jeff." - Oh, eat a dick.
他不会记得这些。 It's not like he's gonna remember any of this.
我们只要消除他的记忆，告诉他他很特别， We're just gonna wipe his mind, tell him he's special,
然后把他向其他人一样放走。 and send him on his way like all the others.
反正我们很快就会统治人类了。 We'll rule them all soon anyway.
好吧，那到底是什么意思，像别人一样特别？ Well, what does that mean, special like all the others?
你中了三重彩了，兄弟。 You hit the trifecta, buddy.
他同时和一个爬虫人，一个小灰人外星人 He made contact with a Reptilian, a Grey,
和一个白人外星人有联系。 and a White at the same time.
那简直像和独角兽吃饭一样稀有。 That's like having dinner with a unicorn.
喔，喔，喔，喔。 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-你没事吧？-没事吧，Ozzie？ - You all right? - You okay, Ozzie?
我要出去透透气。 I just need some air.
-悠着点。-没事，就是透透气。 - Take 'er easy there. - Good, just need air.
好吧朋友们，统治我们？ Okay guys, rule us all?
这看上去是这里最难以忽视的想法了。 That seems to be the most pressing thought here.
嗨。 Hi.
你怎么样了，兄弟？ How are you doing, buddy?
要么我是疯了，要么我真的被外星人绑架了。 I'm either loosing my mind or I was abducted by aliens.
所以，我……我还行，Gerry。 So, I'm... I'm doing pretty great, Gerry.
如果让你感觉好一点， If it makes you feel any better,
你在那边做的很好。 you were totally amazing back there.
为什么那样说会使我感觉更好？ Why would that make me feel any better?
有些人会付出很大的代价来体验遇到外星人的情况。 Some people would give their right arm for an experience like that.
那些人都他妈疯了。 Those people are out of their goddamn minds.
好吧，我就是器重之一。 Well, I'm one of 'em.
你知道为什么我不讲述我的经历吗？ You know why I didn't tell you about my experience?
因为我从来没遇到过。 'Cause I never had one.
多年以来，我一直都在尝试着和他们建立联系。 I've been trying to make contact for years.
我甚至找了个垃圾工作，就为了呆在一个有名的外星人绑架地点的边上。 I even got this crappy job next to a famous abduction site.
但是他们还是不要我。 But they still don't want me.
他们想要你，你都不相信他们的存在。 They just want people like you who don't even believe in them.
我不跟你说了。 I'll get out of your hair.
等等，Gerry。 Wait. Gerry.
等等。 Wait.
你说的没错。 You're right.
比肯镇上发生了屌事，而且…… There is dickery afoot in Beacon, and...
-也许是外星人搞的鬼。-那完全是外星人搞的鬼。 - maybe it's aliens. - It's totally aliens.
或者是别的，比如…… Or maybe it's something else, like...
我不知道，愤怒的青少年或者是政府。 I don't know, angry teenagers or the government.
也许这就像是体验一回“黑色轰炸机”的事情。 Maybe it's like a Tuskegee experiment thing.
我知道有事情发生在我身上了。 All I know is something happened to me
然后有些事情发生在他们身上了。 and something happened to those people in there,
我需要搞清楚是什么。 and I need to find out what it is.
我不能一个人来做这件事情。 A-and I can't do that alone.
我需要帮助。 I need your help.
-所以，你加入了？-我可以做Han吗？ - So, you in? - Can I be Han?
-可以。-我加入了。 - Fine. - I'm in.
哦 Oh.
好吧，Bernbaum。 All right, Bernbaum.
你很特别。 You are very special.
谢谢你，你也是。 Thanks, buddy. You too.
我真的还不习惯，但是…… I'm not really used to this, but...
这周过得很棒。 I had a pretty good week.
我辞职了。 I quit my job.
好吧，我只是很担心你，兄弟。 Well, I'm just really worried about you, bud.
Nancy说你前几天生气的冲出去， Nancy said you stormed out of here the other day because everyone,
因为每个人都，让我引用你的原话，“有鹿头” and I quote, "Had deer heads"?
但是我在比肯镇找了一个新工作。 But I found a new one here in Beacon.
你为华尔街日报，纽约时报， You've worked for The Wall Street Journal, New York Times
企业家报工作过，你居然想继续在这里工作吗？ and Glint Enterprises, and you want to work here?
我对比肯镇很感兴趣。 I'm interested in all things Beacon.
所以看起来我要在这里呆一段时间了。 So it looks like I'll be sticking around for a while.
我的名字是Ozzie Graham， My name is Ozzie Graham,
而且我也许，也许，有可能…… and I may be... may be, possibly...
是一个体验者。 an experiencer.
那个，我们不用起立吗？ Is... We don't stand?
-不用。-不用。 - Mmh-mmh. - No.
我也不不说自己的姓。 We don't say last names, either.
哦，真的吗？ Oh, really?
是啊，给我找来比肯每日公报的财政情况。 Yeah, get me the financials on the Beacon Daily Gazette.
他们在当地再做一些有意思的事情。 They're doing some interesting stuff on the local level.
如果能参加就很棒了。 It might be nice to be involved.
把这事情做好，Edward，清醒一点。 Just do it, Edward. Don't get weird.
没事吧？ Everything okay?
哦，是的，只是，事情越来越糟糕了。 Oh, yeah, it just went down the wrong tube.
-眼睛。-哦谢谢。 - Eyes. - Oh, thanks.
好点了吗？ Better?
得到了一个样本。 Got a sample.
太好了。 Great.
值得嘉奖。 Grab a medal, man.
-嘉奖？-恭喜你工作做的好。 - A medal? - Congratulations for doing your job.
-我很荣幸……-哦，现在他又要哭了。 - I'm such a mast... - Okay, now he's gonna cry again.
-好吧，好吧。-我不会哭的。 - Okay, okay. - I'm not crying.
-你知道吗？-我还没哭呢。 - You know what? - I'm not even crying yet.
你们做这些。我去做别的。 You guys do this. I go back to that.
Don，我们就是在开玩笑而已。 Don, we're just kidding man.
我们没……回来啊。 We're not... Come back here.
-不是……-你就去抱抱他吧，真是的。 - It's not... - Will you hug him, for God's sake.
-这比养狗还糟糕。-是的，就是的。 - It's worse than having a puppy. - It is, yeah.
我的天。 God.
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