现在播报特别报导 And now an item of special note.
在变幻多端的气候下 Barring any change in the weather,
早安越南
133军团和第4步兵团手球赛 the softball game between the 133rd and 4th infantry divisions...
将在班米都公园举行 will resume as scheduled at the Ban Mi Thout Park,
叶何转角处 西贡的文班秋街 corner of Viet Ho and Hguen Van Theiuh streets here in Saigon.
请密切注意 Please make a note of it.
对不起 Excuse me.
上周在大雨中遗失装备的人员 Those men who lost equipment in last week's rains...
请与山姆·谢尔中尉连络 are asked to contact Lieutenant Sam Scheer.
史纳尔中尉... Lieutenant Schneer...
谢尔中尉要求大家 Lieutenant Scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts...
在申请新装备前尽量在水中寻找 to make every effort to dry them out in the sun before requesting new ones.
书虫 西贡总部支援的图书馆 Bookworms, Headquarters Support Activities Saigon...
分设于6个地点 operates libraries at six locations in the Republic of Vietnam.
美国人员能在古拜 迪南 方涛 American personnel can check out a book in Ku Bai, Da Nang,
西贡 边化和山泉借到书 Phung Tao, Saigon, Bien Wah and San Treng.
如你无法亲自去挑选书籍 If you can't stop in and select your own books,
写信给HSAS图书馆 write to the H.S.A.S. Library.
写明作者 书名 主题 Ask for the books by author, title and subject,
你所选的书将会邮寄给你 and your selections will be mailed to you.
假日已渐渐接近 With the holiday season rapidly approaching,
那些将发圣诞卡回家的人... those personnel wishing to spend Christmas cards home...
希望寄圣诞卡回家的人 wishing to send Christmas cards home to the States...
请在10月13日前寄出 are asked to do so no later than August 13,
因在那之后邮件将会大增... due to a yearly mail rush at that time.
陆军部对于物品在运送途中遗失 the Armed Forces sincerely regrets any inconvenience...
所引起的不方便感到十分抱歉 due to luggage lost on transport carriers.
单人遗失的物品... Personal missing luggage...
应该是个人遗失的物品的人 that should be personnel missing luggage...
请在5日前寄张卡片至克少校处 are asked to drop a card to Major Gerald Kleiner over at the Fifth.
卡片不要超过4X5寸大小 The card should be no larger than four by five inches...
并请说明物品内的东西 and should describe the contents of your duffel.
克少校希望大家 克少校希望大家 and should describe the contents of your duffel. Major Kleiner requests that you
不要描述物品的外形 do not describe your duffel
因所有的物品看来都差不多 as all duffels look alike.
遗失物品的人员... Those personnel with lost bag...
康纳空军人员 Airman Cronauer?
没错 You got it.
欢迎到西贡来 长官 Welcome to Saigon, sir.
小心点 你可能会刺到眼睛 Careful. You could put an eye out with that.
很暖和吧 God, it's warm, huh?
暖和 不是 Warm? No.
如是在伦敦的话早就晒死人了 This is a setting for London broil.
我是艾德 蒙特秋 加利上士 I'm Private First Class Edward
听你差遣 长官 Montesque Garlick at your service, sir.
你第一件事就是去改个新名字 First thing, Garlick, is you gotta requisition a new name.
我已喜欢你了 I like you already, sir.
事实上我是你在西贡军中电台 Actually, what I am, sir, is your Armed Forces Radio Saigon assistant who's in charge...
负责协调和人事上的助理 of orientation and billeting of enlisted personnel,
以及电台职员 and company clerk. Whew.
我很感动 I'm impressed.
已经发动了 It's already started.
我了解 I understand.
这是西贡AFRS电台 This is AFRS, Radio Saigon.
AFRS电台是隶属美国政府 AFRS Radio is owned and operated by the United States government... and operates on an assigned carrier frequency of 540...
这小子像鲸鱼粪一样无聊 -at 7 49 megahertz. -Jesus, that guy's as boring as whale shit.
不尽然 这是宣布广播的途径 -And now AFRS is proud to bring you the following... -Not really. See, the purpose is to inform you as to the radius of the radio waves.
-蒙特瓦尼 -那是给失眠者 -by Mantovani. -Mantovani?
在服了大量安眠药仍睡不着听的 They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs.
将军喜欢轻音乐... The general likes easy listening. I'm really gonna have to inform you...
紧急事件 11点钟方向 Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady with incredible figure at eleven o'clock.
有位身材极佳的龙女 停车 -Stop the car.
我办不到 长官 I can't do that, sir.
为什么 我真不明白 Edward, you don't understand.
希腊有个小岛上女人有如女神般 I've been on a Greek island with women who look like Zorba.
我以为再也找不到那样的小姐 I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again.
现在找到了 你竟不停车 And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around?
多谢了 Thanks a lot.
你和主管有重要的会议 -You have a very important meeting with the top brass.
她又出现了 她怎么在我们前面 那是另外一个人 -Oh! There she is again! How'd she get ahead of us? -That's another person, sir.
她美丽 又快速 Ah, she's beautiful and quick.
加油门 试试活力 Speed up. Check her stamina.
不可思议 This is incredible! My God, they're quick. They're fast and small.
我的天 她们又快又美又小 我觉得像是狐狸进了鸡窝了 Ha-ha-ha-ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop.
我们来了一位新进人员 We got a new man comin' in.
了解吗 迪克 -Don't you understand, Dick?
不 长官 老实说我不了解 -No, sir. Frankly, I do not understand.
请你把音调放低点 好吗 Would you kindly lower your tone, please?
是 Yes, sir.
节目都是我在掌理的 将军 I run this show, General.
如有差错的话是我倒霉 If anything screws up, it's my ass in the morgue.
如有任何变动应该通知我 I deserve to be notified of any changes that are made.
对于这桌没有人和你争执 Nobody's arguing that with you.
我在克圭岛听到这小子的节目 Look, I caught his show on the lsle of Crete, and this guy is funny.
他很风趣 我差点笑死 I damn near busted a gut laughing at him.
部队爱死了 And the troops, they love him.
这只是小改变 根本不算什么 This is a tempest in a teacup, much ado about nothing.
天呀 这不是脑部手术 For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery.
别反应过度了 迪克 Don't get crazy over this, Dick.
我们只是在谈一名鬼DJ而已 We're only talking about a damn deejay.
长官 在西贡已没有 Sir, there is no such thing as "only" anymore.
只有如此而已的事了 Not now. Not in Saigon.
史帝芬 哈克中尉是直属长官 Lieutenant Steven Hauk is our immediate supervisor.
他有点古怪 但他人还不错 He's a little goofy, but he's okay.
迪克生士官长... Sergeant Major Dickerson...
那则完全是另一回事 That's another story altogether.
他是精选特种部队的小队长 He was a commander of an elite special forces unit.
因神精质问题而调来这里 He came to us because of prostrate problems...
某种社会影响性的问题无法解决 and some sort of social infection that doesn't go away.
外加我认为他是屁股中弹 Plus, I think he got shot in the ass, but I can't confirm that.
但我无法确认这件事 总之 他是你不想去惹的人 Anyway, he's the man that you don't want to aggravate.
你一向这么快乐吗 -Ed, are you always this happy?
康纳 长官 -Cronauer!-Sir!
稍息 我是泰勒将军 -At ease. I'm General Taylor.
你好 将军 -Hiya, General.
幸会 -A real pleasure.
你如果有问题的话只管来找我 Listen, if you have any problems here now, you come see me.
我是这里的最高长官 I'm the tallest hog in the trough around here.
你又肥了吗 -Garlick, have you put on some weight?
我想没有 长官 -I don't think so, sir.
照你屁股的影子来看 Why, son, the shadow
你像重了二十磅 of your ass'd weigh 20 pounds.
我会努力 长官 I'll work on that, sir.
你不该对将军说你好 You're not supposed to address the general saying "hiya."
又有新的规定吗 -What's that, a new rule?
不 老规定 -No, an old rule.
里面那位是哈克中尉 -That's Lt. Hauk in there.
大耳朵的那位是谁 -Who's the guy with the ears?
你好 他可以用那耳朵飞到关岛 How're you doin'? He could fly to Guam with those.
空军人员康纳 Uh, Airman Cronauer, sir.
偶而向我敬个礼不会害死你们的 You know, i-it wouldn't kill you people to salute me once in a while.
抱歉 -Sorry.
谢谢 -Thanks.
我知道你是位很风趣的DJ I understand you're pretty funny as a deejay,
说笑话是我的一种喜好 and well, comedy is a kind of hobby of mine.
事实上 那不仅是一种喜好 Well... Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby.
读者文摘考虑采用我的二则笑话 Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.
真的 -Really?
对 -Y eah.
也许那天晚上可以交换一下心得 And perhaps some night we could maybe get together and swap humorous stories...
好玩的 for fun.
有何不可 Oh, why not?
也许再放几张厄尼 福特的唱片 And maybe play a couple of Tennessee Ernie Ford records.
那才叫精彩 -That'd be a hoot.
那是笑话 对不 -That's a joke, right?
也许 -Maybe.
我听的明白 -I get it. -Mm-hmm.
这人的文件呢 Where is this man's paperwork?
在这里 士官长 -Right here, Sergeant.
谢谢 长官 -Thank you, sir.
美国空军 由帽子上认出来的 United States Air Force. The hat does give you away.
这不是军中所发的衣服 This is not military issue, Airman.
这是那一种军服 What sort of uniform is that?
海岛服装 Cretan camouflage.
如你想和一群希腊酒鬼打成一片 If you want to blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks,
这个最适合 there's nothin' better.
那是幽默 That is humor.
我认的出来 I recognize that.
我也认的出来你是位军人 I also recognize your species of soldier.
有次我在战场上也有位你这种人 I had a guy like you in the field one time.
他被炸成碎片 在他还未幽默前 害死了三位好军人 He blew himself to pieces. But not before his humor cost the lives of three very fine individuals.
我希望...你给我住嘴 -I hope... -You shut your fuckin' hole!
你现在东南亚 你是在出任务 You're in Southeast Asia now, pal. You got your cushy little assignment.
对这点我是无能为力 There's nothing I can do about that.
到时候 你会使我忘了这件事 In time, you will make me forget it.
你别犯到我就不会有问题 You stay out of my way, there'll be no problem.
但如你和我玩花样的话 But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad...
我会整到你希望在小孩时就死了 you'll wish you died as a child.
我说的够清楚吗 -Am I being fairly clear?
是 长官 长官 -Yes, sir. "Sir"?
我是以此维生的 空军 I work for a living, Airman.
你要叫我迪克生士官长 You will address me as Sgt. Major Dickerson.
是 迪克生士官长 Yes, Sgt. Major Dickerson.
他使我想起唐纳 里 He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed,
特别是眼睛部份 especially around the eyes.
哈啰 哈啰 哈啰 Hello, hello, hello.
这是你们的诺亚上尉牧师 This is your chaplain, Captain Noel,
你们个人信仰的节目 your radio program of personal beliefs.
今天伟大而多样化的祝福是 Great and manifold are our blessings today.
这奇迹式的无线电使我有机会 This great godly miracle of radio... really gives me the opportunity...
能在空中与你们讲话 to speak to you on the air!
长官 该起床了 Sir, it's time to rise.
天呀 这大麻真厉害 我还在飘 My God, it's Mardi Gras, and I'm on the main float.
起床吧 长官 Come on, sir.
再过二周就会习惯了 A couple of weeks, this will be easy for you.
让我再睡 -Oh, let me go back to bed.
该起床了 -You gotta get up, sir.
几点了 艾德 God. What time is it, Edward?
5点半 -It's 5:30.
5点半 还很早 -5:30. It's very early.
我也许要伤害你了 5分后叫我 I may have to hurt you. Call me in five minutes. Ohh!
不 你要马上起床 你要去广播 No, you have to get up right now and you have to get on the air.
这边 走廊尽头右手边 对 It's just down the hall and to the right.
你一定很紧张 -You must be nervous, sir.
我甚至还没清醒 -I'm not even in my body, Edward.
放心 一切会很顺利 这边 Don't worry about it. It'll go great. This way, sir.
"在电视直播发布会上"
"詹森总统宣布"
"美国派驻越南的军队"
"将很快从目前的73 000人"
"增至125 000人"
离节目开始你还有几分钟 We still have a few minutes before your show begins, sir.
当要播新闻时就从机器上撕下来 When it's time to read the news, you just take it off these machines here.
但是 对念的内容要注意 But regardless of what you read,
国防部要先过滤 Airman, the Department of Defense wants final say.
每条新闻都要经过这二位的检查 So every item's checked by these two guys in here.
二位 见见新DJ 康纳 Guys, I'd like you to meet our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer.
那是马蒂·李·卓厄斯 That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
他有洁癖 He's impeccably clean.
他由威斯康辛运来清洁用品 This man has cleaning products shipped in from Wisconsin.
他也是你的室友 He's also one of your roommates,
我是你的话我会考虑去自杀 so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.
长官 我认为你别用那些唱片 Sir, l-I really don't think that you want to use any of those records, sir.
我们已挑选好了... We have a selection right here that's prepared specifically...
我一直期望见到你 I've been looking forward to meeting you. Listen, could you do me a favor?
能帮我个忙吗 能马上说笑话吗 我怀疑 -Can you say something funny right this minute? -I doubt it.
我支持你 我和你同一国的 I'm with you, man. I'm on your frequency.
我问你一个问题 Let me ask you a question.
乔依 比许有什么专长 What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?
那人不风趣 I mean, the man's not funny.
我知什么是风趣 他可不风趣 I know funny, and he's not funny.
别误会我 他是好人 Don't get me wrong. He seems like a nice guy.
我父亲也是好人 但他也不风趣 But my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.
我真希望有人能说明一下 I wish someone would explain this one to me.
你还有十秒就要上节目了 You're on the air in about ten seconds.
9 8 7 6... Nine, eight, seven, six...
这是虚构与事实的马蒂 Hey, this has been "Fiction and Fact" from Marty Lee's almanac.
现在直接由希腊来的 And now, direct from Crete,
欢迎平滑如丝绢般的声音康纳 welcome the silky-smooth sound of Airman Adrian Cronauer.
早安 越南 Go-oo-ood morning, Vietnam!
这不是试音 这是摇滚乐 Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll.
由代尔摇滚到DMZ Time to rock it from the delta to the D.M.Z.!
是我吗 还是像猫王的声音 Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie?
这么早是否太大声了 太迟了 Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late.
0600时了 0代表什么 It's 0600. What's the "O" stand for?
我的天呀 好早呀 谈到早 Oh, my God, it's early.
感谢一下马蒂说我声音如丝绢般 Speaking of early, how about that Cro-Magnon, Marty Dreiwitz?
使我的声音如派姬 李 Thank you, Marty, for "silky-smooth sound." Make me sound like Peggy Lee.
早安 越南 那是什么意思 "Good morning, Vietnam"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
我不知道 中尉 I don't know, Lieutenant.
我想就是早安 越南的意思 I guess it means, good morning, Vietnam.
谁允许他广播现代音乐的 And who gave anyone permission to program modern music?
弗雷迪和梦者 Freddy and the Dreamers!
转速错了 放错转速了 Wrong Speed. We've got it on the wrong speed.
对那些由宿醉中醒来的人最适合 For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right.
转回去 试试快一点 Let's put her right back down. Let's try it a little faster, see if that picks it up.
这样才对 试试78转... Let's get it up on 78.
那些家伙真赶 我喜欢音乐 Those pilots are going, "l really like the music. I really like the music."
仍旧不对 等等 试试这个 Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute.
我们倒着放 看看会不会好一点 Let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better.
弗雷迪是魔鬼 Freddy is a devil.
想像一个人用影像和声音作旅行 Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound.
他是左翼份子 他进入无武装区 He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarized zone.
什么是无武装区 All right. Hey, what is this "demilitarized zone"?
警方行动是什么意思 What do they mean, "police action"?
好像是布鲁克林的二名条子 Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "You know, she looks pretty to me."
不论是什么 我喜欢 Hey, whatever it is, I like it
因这要比烈酒把你叫醒要好 because it gets you on your toes better than a cup of cappuccino.
什么是无武装区 What is a demilitarized zone?
好像是仙女奇缘中的话 Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz.
不 别进去 Oh, no, don't go in there.
胡志明 Oh-we-oh Ho Chi Minh
你在西贡会学会的 Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
你现在身处于小人中了 You're among the little people now.
跟着胡志明小径走 Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail.
我会逮到你 小美人 "Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my God. It's the wicked witch of the north.
天呀 是北方的小鬼怪 汉娜 It's Hanoi Hanna!
小大兵呀 你和你的小岛 "Now, little G.I., you and your little "tune-ooh" too!"
艾德伦 你在干什么 "Oh, Adrian. Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?"
汉娜 你这烂货 Oh, Hanna, you slut.
你比铁达尼号还烂 马上停止 You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it now.
他真风趣 他就像马克斯兄弟 Uh, you know, he's really funny. He's like a Marx brother.
那会是那个马克斯兄弟 下士 Which Marx brother would that be, Private? Zeppo?
疯婆 我觉得他一点也不风趣 疯婆 是那戴帽子的女人 -I don't find him funny at all. -Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?
你叫什么名字 罗斯福 Hey, what's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
你驻扎在那里 我驻在波登 Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."
谢谢 罗斯福 那边的气候如何 Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?
热 好热 真热 "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot!
热到能在内裤里煮东西了 Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking.""
烤小鸟 能说说是何感受吗 笨蛋 我说过很热了 Tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!
你是生在太阳的吗 他妈的好热 Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot!
热到我看到个穿桔红色睡袍的人 I saw... It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames.
自己起火焚身 那么热 It's that hot!
你知我指什么吧 Do you know what I'm talking about?""
你想今晚的情况会如何 What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "
热又湿 It's gonna be hot and wet!
你是女的话还好 That's nice if you're with a lady,
但身在丛林中就没有用了 but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle.""
谢谢 罗斯福 这有首歌献给你 Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song coming your way right now.
无路可逃 马莎和泛德拉所唱的 "Nowhere To Run To" by Martha and the Vandellas.
是 你知我的意思 Yes! You know what I mean!
太过份了 Whew. Too much?
走开 Get outta here.
这不是我们这里要播放的 That is not what we program here!
这是AFVN 由代尔它摇滚到DMZ This is AFVN, rockin' ya from the delta to the DMZ.
AFVN比AFVD好 AFVN... better than AFVD,
那表示你要去打针了 which means you have to get a quick shot.
我们继续进行 We're movin' on right now.
有个谜语给你们猜 Here's a riddle for you.
童子军和军队有什么差别 What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?
童子军没有大型炮兵 Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery.
我是艾德伦·康纳 Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer.
1600时会再见 为什么 I'm on again at 1600. Why?
因为我必需是军队呀 Because I have to. It's the Army.
今天我们在战场中 We're talking out in the field today.
你叫什么名字 Hi, what's your name?
我叫巴伯 佛利伯 "My name's Bob Fliber!" Bob,
你做什么的 what do you do?
我是炮兵 谢谢 要放什么歌吗 随便 只要大声放出来 好吗 "I'm in artillery!" Can we play anything for you? "Anything! Just play it loud! Okay?"
我刚由希腊来 那里女人如女神 I have to admit something. I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba.
谢谢你 Whoo! Thank you.
那里的女人好美 "Those girls are just so pretty."
古曼 你在越南吗 Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?
是 意外呀 "Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise!"
琳登 你为何把你女儿取名为 Lyndon, why did you name your daughter
琳达 鸟 "Lynda Bird"?
因叫琳达 狗就太残忍了 "Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel."
别紧张 女儿 别紧张 "You know, if you pick 'em up by their ears,
如你抓他耳朵的话比较不痛 it doesn't hurt 'em as much."
这句话会使你下地狱 下面小心 Oh, you're goin' straight to hell for that one!
这有个大巧合 Watch out o'er there! Here's an incredible coincidence.
胡志明 桑德士上校是同一人 Ho Chi Minh, Colonel Sanders... actually the same person?
你来当裁判 线路是畅通的 You be the judge. Our lines are open. Something special now.
现在有胡志明小径的交通报告 We've got our traffic report on the Ho Chi Minh trail. How's it goin' up there?
那边情况如何 情况不太好 "Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well.
有只水牛挡住路了 画面不太美 There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. There's horns everywhere.
到处在按号角 丢了个炸弹过去 We're gonna drop a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down.
想把它给煮了 也许来个烤肉会 Have a little barbecue.""
今天请到位贵宾来播音室 We've got a special man in the audience today. It's Mr. Leo.
李欧先生 他是军中时装顾问 谢谢 艾德伦 我很高兴来此 He's a fashion consultant for the Army. "I'm just happy to be here.
我要告诉你一件事 I want to tell you something.
伪装这一套我实在不内行 This whole camouflage thing doesn't work very well."
为何 Why is that?
因为你们全要去森林里 看不见 "Because you go in the jungle, I can't see you.
就像在铁笼里穿条子衣服 It's like wearing stripes and plaid. I want to do something different.
我想改变一下 要去森林就声明 You go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash.
如要去打仗 穿麻布袋 明白吗 You know what I mean?"
谢谢这美妙的音乐 Thank you for that lovely tune.
那热门乡村曲会陪我们到天明 That funky music will drive us 'til the dawn.
让我们跳舞到吐血为止 Let's boogaloo 'til we puke.
艾德伦时间快到了 That's about it for the Adrian Cron Hour.
我要去坐上驾驶座上了 I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat, but I'm gonna turn you over...
但我要转交给刺激先生...一位头发稀疏的人 但是位火球 to Mr. Excitement, a man with limp, damaged hair, but nevertheless a fireball,
丹 拉文登 Dan Levitan!
这是西贡AFRS电台 This is AFRS, Radio Saigon, and yours truly,
我是主持人丹 拉文登 Dan "The Man" Levitan.
向越南地区所有官员问好致敬 Greetings and salutations to any and all servicemen in the area...
谢谢各位收听本台的节目 and thanks so much for joining us.
他很风趣 我知道 这小子风趣 Y eah, he's funny! I know funny. This guy is funny!
稍息 -At ease!
我们已经是了 -Hell, we already are.
少耍嘴皮子 Just cool your tongue, Airman,
因我要讨论一下你的节目 because I intend to take issue with your performance.
首先 别开天气的玩笑 First of all, don't make fun of the weather here.
别说这里的天气都是一样的 And don't say that the weather is the same all the time here,
因为不是 事实上 because it's not.-In fact,
今天比昨天要低二度 it's two degrees cooler today than yesterday.
低二度 Two degrees cooler?
我竟没穿皮大衣 Me without my muff.
我在主持个会议 -Muff! I tell you, this guy's funny. -I'm trying to run a meeting.
知道吗 You know,
我憎恨你们这些人从不对我敬礼 I hate the fact that you people never salute me.
我是中尉 我有时喜欢敬个礼 I am a lieutenant, and I would like salutes occasionally.
阶级比较高就是这么回事 That's what being a higher rank is all about.
第二... Second...
第二... -Second... -Programming taste.
节目口味 Programming taste.
老实说 我觉得你的警方行动 Frankly, I found your "l love a police action"
有点太离谱了 remark way out of line.
你怎能把越南和一杯咖啡并论呢 How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam... with a glass of cappuccino coffee?
就这样想出来 我只想风趣一下 Well, I was... It just comes up. I was trying to be funny.
风趣很好 -Funny is good. Funny is good. -Yeah.
但那是用在喜剧和幽默上的 But then do it by using comedy and humor,
不是在警方行动和咖啡上 not police action and coffee remarks.
更进一步 你要播放正常的音乐 Furthermore, you are to stick to playing normal modes of music,
不是狂野的东西 not wild stuff.
在这里能接受的包括劳伦斯·卫尔克 Those we would find acceptable here would include Lawrence Welk,
吉姆·内伯斯 蒙特瓦尼 Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
-伯西·费斯 -伯西·费斯 很好 -Percy Faith. -Percy Faith. Good!
安迪·威廉 派瑞·科摩 Andy Williams, Perry Como and
和法兰克·辛纳屈的一些曲子 certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra.
巴伯·迪伦也不行吗 -Would Bob Dylan be out of line?
绝对不行 O-Way, way, way out of line. ut of there.
前任副总统尼克森本周会来 Former V.P. Richard Nixon will arrive here this week.
卓威兹 我指派你负责PC Dreiwitz, I've assigned you to cover the P.C.
他喜欢把记者招待会说成PC He likes to say P.C. instead of press conference.
如果你... And if you do...
如果你正好和他说话的话 请随时都要注意礼貌 happen to speak with him, please be polite and to the point at all times.
确定 长官 -Affirmative, sir.
确定 好 "Affirmative, sir."
好 Okay.
11月的劳军是谁 Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?
我们本来希望是鲍伯·贺伯 Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come.
但是 结果他不来 为什么 他不扮演警方行动 只有战争 -Why not? -He doesn't play police actions, just wars.
鲍伯喜欢大空间 长官 Bob likes a big room, sir.
这不好笑 That is not funny!
扩大如何 How about if it escalated?
什么扩大如何 -How about if what escalated?
越南的冲突 -The Vietnam conflict.
越南的冲突 The Vietnam conflict.
我们不准为了要一位大牌的明星 We are not going to escalate a whole war just
而将战争扩大 so we can book a big-name comedian!
我们可以找汤尼 班奈或 We can get Tony Bennett
崔尼 罗佩斯 or Trini Lopez.
想到了 杰瑞 I got it. Jerry Vale.
他18号结束表演 He closes the Copa on the 18th.
那日期确定吗 -Is that date firm?
我侄女告诉我的 -I got it from my niece.
这不是三脚猫的把戏 This is not the Catskills. Get somebody good.
找海滩男孩来 别胡来了 Get The Beach Boys. -Don't dick around.
我们试过了 但经纪人说 -Oh, we tried, but their agent says...
他们还在沙滩上 11月才有空 they're still on the beach and they won't be off the sand 'til November! Ba-da-bang!
是不是有人穿了我的制服 Didn't somebody wearing my uniform and bearing a striking
配上我的阶级代表我个人 resemblance to myself...
而说这种音乐不适当吗 just say that that kind of music was inappropriate?
抱歉 长官 我还没有睡觉 Sorry, sir. I haven't been to sleep.
前任副总统周五来此 -The former V.P. will be here on Friday.
我期望副总统的记者招待会 I expect every minute of the V.P '.'S P.C. to be taped and broadcast...
将在他到达后12小时内播出 within 12 hours of his arrival.
有什么好笑的吗 加利 Something funny, Garlick?
也许你能和大家分享一下 Well, perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us.
不 长官 前任副总统令人兴奋 No, sir. The former vice president is a delight, sir.
对不起 长官 Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how
既然VP是VIP the V.P. is such a V.I.P.,
我们是否该将VP的事QT shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.,
因泄露给VC就会变成MIA 'cause if it leaks to the V.C.,
那时我们就会变成KP he could end up an M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P.
我想离开了 I would like to leave the room now.
是 长官 Oh, yes, sir.
如果你是的话 And if you do...
这里是艾迪和雷康尼夫选辑 Eddie Kirk here,
马上就播放了 and Ray Conniff jubilee coming up in just a few moments.
我说选辑 其实是最新的唱片 I call it a jubilee. Actually, it's a Ray Conniff featurette.
3 也许4个顶尖的雷康尼夫 Three, maybe four, back-to-back
经典之作 Ray Conniff classics.
我们到了 吉米 握哈 We're here, sir. Jimmy Wah's.
这是我们喜欢来的地方 This is the place where we like to hang out, sir.
很热闹 有点鸦片馆的样子 Real homey, in an opium kind of way.
厄尔 吉米 他是老板 -Earl! Earl! Earl! -That's Jimmy Wah. He owns the place. Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
现在该你对我说哈啰 然后微笑 -Now you say hi to me, then you smile.
二位厄尔 要来杯酒吗 Hey, you two Earl. What about a couple of beer?
我们很喜欢来二杯酒 吉米 We'd love a couple of beers, Jimmy.
我们为何叫做厄尔 -Are either of our names "Earl"?
大家都是厄尔 -He calls everybody Earl.
吉米是不是有点娘娘腔 Is it me, or is Jimmy light in the loafers?
我这样说好了 Let me put it to you this way.
他听说了华特 布里门的事 He's got this thing for Walter Brennan.
他试图想买他的裸体照片 He says he wants to buy naked photographs of the actor.
已经有三年了 -For three years he's been trying.
华特 布里门 -Walter Brennan?
电视剧的"麦考" You know, Walter Brennan from The Real McCoys, the TV show?
总之 第一团第二步兵连的人 Anyway, there's this guy from the First Battalion, Second lnfantry,
他发誓能找到他的裸体照 who swore he could get him naked photographs of the actor.
我一直想告诉那是办不到的 I've been trying to tell him that it's no-go,
但他不肯听 but he won't listen to me.
小丑 -Oh, God.
华特 布里门的裸照 Nude photographs of Walter Brennan.
酒来了 -Here's your beer.
谢谢 吉米 -Thank you, Jimmy.
好 -Right.
华特 布里门的事有进展了吗 Any movement on the Walter Brennan thing?
没有 远景也不太好 No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy.
我看他远景很好 -He look good to me.
巴米巴酒是越南最好的 Ba Muy Ba beer best beer in Vietnam.
巴米巴是越南唯一的酒 Ba Muy Ba beer only beer in Vietnam.
试试看 Try it.
怎么了 怎么了 -Oh, what happened? -What happened?
甲全 Formaldehyde.
我们为了香味而放了点甲全 We put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavor.
有的人会不舒服 Some people get sick, yeah.
如你要紧急送医的话 So if you have to be rushed to a hospital, then when you return,
当你回来时 我请你免费的沙拉 这似乎很公平 真的是 -I give you a free salad. -Well, that seems fair. It really does.
你会习惯的 -You'll get used to it.
也许 -Maybe.
她在那里 这女人极于想要我 There she is.
我不能令她失望 我去打猎了 -Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down. -Where you go?
在她消失前要找到她 -Hunt is on. -What is wrong? -Gotta catch her before she accelerates. -You can't go yet.
你要尝尝我的鸡肉 You have to try my spicy chicken.
琳怎么样了 Hi. How's Lynn doing?
对不起 你好像托里多的朋友琳 I'm sorry. You look like Lynn's friend from Toledo.
听着 我请你喝杯咖啡补偿你 Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee.
茶也可以 Tea would fall into that category.
我认为方法不太正确 I not think be... not correct of way. Please. Okay?
她说什么 -What did she just say?
她说不行 -She said no, sir.
艾德华 我恋爱了 -But, Edward, I'm in love. You think she likes seafood?
她要走了 艾德华 Um... She's getting away. Edward, Edward,
去开吉普车 get the Jeep! Get the Jeep!
好 Okay.
被卡车困住了 你待在这里 It-It's blocked in by a truck.
我去找那人谈 -You stay here, sir. I'll talk to the guys.
没时间 计程车 -We don't have time. Taxi!
我买下单车 用单车 -We'll buy bikes. Se habla Yiddish? -We won't buy bikes.
这些轮胎上没有橡皮轮圈 -There's actually no rubber on these tires. -Oh, picky, picky.
真挑剔 走吧 艾德华 大追逐 -Let's go, Edward! Yaah, the chase! Ah-ha!
长官 我们要表现点尊严 Sir! Sir, we have to get some dignity here!
有点尊严 A little dignity.
长官 这不安全 Sir! This is... This is not safe, sir!
长官 Sir!
午安 同学们 -Good afternoon, class.
午安 史隆先生 Good afternoon, Mr. Sloan.
上一堂课我们念到第三章 Last time, our last class, we read chapter three.
你说去受轮胎训练的 You should've gotten the one with the training wheels, pal.
我几乎被压死 I was almost killed.
卡车的保险杆离我鼻子只这么近 A truck's bumper was this far from my nose.
我的一生在眼前经过 My whole life passed before my eyes,
并且一点也不精彩 and it wasn't even interesting to me.
我要如何能认识这女孩 How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?
全投射了 俗话说的好 It zoomed right by, just like the way they say it does.
集邮 帮忙父亲的农务 Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds from my dad's dichondra plants,
帮忙母亲清理车库 arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage.
即使是回顾二秒钟 Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull.
-我的一生很无趣 我认为很危险 -帮我这件事 -I find that very alarming. -Edward, stay with me on this.
要如何做才能使这女孩和我出去 -How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me? -You're not.
你不行 文化非常不同 This is a different culture.
你需要非常明确 正式的介绍 You would need specific family-sanctioned introductions
才能和这女孩交谈 in order to talk to this girl.
听 Shh! Listen.
我从未听过这种美曲 the book. -I've never heard rhymes like that.
我一定要与她在一起 I've got to be with her,
至少要记住我的名字 at least 'til she learns my name.
你想教书能和他约会吗 -You think the teacher would be able to date her?
有可能 -Possibly.
但你...我正要听这句话 -But you would need very... -That's just what I wanted to hear.
需要正式的介绍才行 specific... introductions.
我们今天要谈的是购物 What we're going to talk about today is shopping.
为了晚餐而购物 Shopping for dinner,
我在去购物时所买的东西 and the things you buy during your shopping trip.
特别是... Specifically...
失陪一下 Excuse me.
我能效劳吗 是 Can I help you?
我只剩2个月好活了 Y es, I have two months to live and
我想在死前教教书 I would like to teach before I die.
我想你不太了解 I don't think you understand me, Sparky.
全是你的了 开始吧 It's all yours. You got it.
哈啰 学生们 Hello, class.
我名叫艾德伦·康纳 My name is Adrian Cronauer.
为了让我能认识你们 I'd like to get to know all of you
我要你们把名字 地址 by having you write down your name, address...
家里和工作地点的电话写在纸上 and your home and work phone on a piece of paper and passing it forward.
史隆士官是我们的老师 Sergeant Sloan our teacher.
你不该在这 You not supposed to be in here.
我是上校派来的 I was sent here on very strict orders from a colonel.
首先我想知道的是 First thing I'd like to know is,
这是在教什么 what subject this is.
是否是英文 -Is it English?
是 没错 -Yes, it is.
我真幸运 谢谢你的指教 And how lucky for me. Thank you very much for playing.
现在 英文是一种很奇妙的语言 Now, let's start off with the fact that English is a fantastic language.
让我们试试这个句子 Let's try a little phrase,
我想说 uh, I like to call:
我男友回来了 会有麻烦了 "My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble.
我男友回来了 能试试这个吗 Hey-nah, my boyfriend's back."
能试试 我男友回来了吗 Can we try, "My boyfriend's back"? Anybody?
这不适合你 This is not for you.
为何我觉得像是奇迹创造者 Why do I feel like the Miracle Worker up here? Uhh... Uhh...
这是场恶梦 -This is a nightmare. -Uh, I don't know dick.
我只能告诉你们 I can't really teach English. That's what Sgt. Sloan's going to do when he comes back.
在美国一般的说法 像... I can only tell you how you can talk on, maybe, the real streets of America.
你在纽约的街上 有人对你说 Like, if you're walking on the streets of New Y ork and someone says, "Hey!
对不起 我想买些乳酪和牛油 Excuse me. I would like to buy some cheese and some butter."
不 得了吧 -No. No, come on.
基本上来说是这样 老兄 好吗 Basically, we talk, "Hey, man, what's happening?
你看来很正点 给我点皮 Slip me some skin."
当美国人说给我点皮时 If someone in America comes up and says, "Slip me some skin," don't be afraid.
不要怕 我不是麻疯病 不会 They're not a leper, and they're not going to go...
不 那是说 宝贝 给我点皮 It means, "Hey, baby, slip me some skin."
是问候语 就如你好吗 It's a greeting.
幸会 给我点皮 It's like, "Nice to meet you. Slip me some skin."
你要这么做 你说给我点皮 Here's how you do it. You say, "Slip me some skin."
手放上去 然后你就... Put your hand out there.Then you go,
那就是一点皮 你也这样对我 "Yeah, there's some skin." Now you do it to me.
然后你说 好棒 Yeah! Then you say, "Groovy. Yeah."
说说看 -Say that.
好棒 -Groovy.
对了 -Yes!
宝贝 很棒的事就说好棒 Baby! If something's really nice, you say, "It's groovy."
它的意思不是是好棒的意思 Doesn't mean you're going like, "yo-o-o!" No. It means "groovy."
试试看 说 宝贝 怎么了 Try that one. Say, "Hey, baby, what's happening?
让我们乐一乐 Let's groove."
宝贝 怎么了 让我们乐一乐 Hey, baby, wh-what's happening? Let's groove.
康纳 我们喜欢你 -See you later. -Mr. Cronauer, I really liking you.
我也喜欢你 -Well, I'm liking you too. -Thank you.
你教导美国事务 好吗 -You teach, uh, uh, American thing, okay?
好 -Okay.
玩垒球 好 -Play game of softball.
只要手装备就玩一玩 -Okay, we'll try and do that if we get the equipment.
你忘了那女孩吧 -You forget the girl.
我让她来说不 -Oh, I'll let her say no.
她已说不了 她走开即是此意思 She is say no. That is what walking away from you means.
我对那女孩有兴趣 不是你 I'm interested in the girl. I'm not interested in you playing Dear Abby.
我知道 她是我姐姐 I know because she's my sister.
我很喜欢请你吃中饭 I would, however, love to buy you lunch,
也许看看全家福照片 走 maybe look at a family album. Come on.
我不喜欢你 先生 -I not like you, sir. -Why not?
为何不 我有很好的人格 I got a great personality.
去打听一下 You ask anybody.
你虚伪 You phony, like American and French before you.
就像在你之前的美国人和法国人 You phony, like American and French before you.
你有所求而来此 得不到则离去 Here to get something, leaving when you not get it.
你是因有喜欢的人而来此课堂上 You come into my class, so maybe we like you.
你是为女孩而来 得到她就离去 -You come for the girl. You won't get her. You go.
好 福尔摩斯 -Okay, Sherlock.
我为了女孩而收买别人 逮到我 Yeah, I bribed my way to meet the girl. You got me, bang.
但我喜欢这班级 我要留下 But hey, I like the class. I'm gonna stay.
我们当朋友吧 来 Let's be friends, okay?
好啦 -Come on. Come on.
你是因我姐姐才喜欢我 -You like me because of my sister.
不是 我是因你诚实才喜欢你 No, I like you because you're honest, because you're shorter than I am.
因你比我矮 我请你喝酒 We look like a before and after picture. Let me buy you a beer.
有时你的脸有如泰国湾里的鱼 Sometimes your face look like a fish in the Gulf of Thailand.
没错 那是种侮辱 是不 It's very true. That's an insult, isn't it?
你可以请我吃中饭 You can buy me lunch,
但你可以忘了我姐姐 but please forget about my sister.
我了解美国人 I know Americans.
他们见到喜欢的胸部 See a girl with the type breasts they
他们用大车子载她 like and they put her in a fancy car...
请她很贵的食物 and they buy her some
对钱的事说谎 expensive food and then lie about money.
试图带她上床 -And then try and take her into a bed.
那有什么不好 -What's wrong with that?
这里较诚心 It's more devout here.
这街上有没不会拉肚子的食物 -Is there any food on this street that doesn't give you diarrhea?
你要吃点吗 -You wanting some?
这是什么 What the hell is this?
鱼丸米粉 Oh, she pour Nuoc Mahmm noodle soup with fish ball.
我不知它们有睾丸 -Didn't know they had balls.
吃 -Eat.
吃 Eat.
我不行 还在动 I can't. It's still paddling.
不 没问题 否则不会说没问题 No, it okay. I not tell you okay otherwise.
你会喜欢 You like it.
你明白了吗 你不信任我 You see? You don't trusting me.
我信任你 只是... I trust you, man. It's just
我不能吃像粪坑里的东西 I can't eat something that looks like a cesspool.
你气我不信任你但你也不信任我 You mad I not trust you, but truth, you not trust me.
你要当朋友就要信任我 你要吃 You want be my friend, you trusting me. You eat it.
我要当你的好友 我会吃 Hey, I w... I'll be... I wanna be your pal. Here, okay. I'll eat it.
吃吧 Dig in. Mm-hmm.
粪 Shit! God!
这东西辣的我脚毛都起火了 -This stuff is burning the hair off my feet! -Hot?
辣 不 太好了 Hot? No. It's fuckin' great.
有一点点辣 一点点 对 -She say it's a little spicy. -A little, yeah.
好笑吗 你也喜欢这个 -lsn't that funny? You like that too?
这个呢 A little of this? Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
她很像这鱼 She likes The Three Stooges.
你真是傻相 -Oh, you are being silly.
你年纪够大到这里吗 -You old enough for this place?
我想可以 -I think so.
厄尔 很高兴再见到你 Hi, Earl! Good to see you again!
看看这位新面孔 -Look at the new friend. -A little too young for you.
对你太年轻了 我要给你看个非常好的东西 I want to show you something very nice.
看来美妙极了 -Oh, really? -It look wonderful.
我能信任你吗 当然 -I can confide you? -Sure.
看看那士兵的脚 Look at the shape of that soldier's ankle,
那么优雅的穿进他的皮靴里 the way it so elegantly curve into his boot.
帮我弄些那些脚的照片 Help me get some photo of those ankle,
我给你我的酒吧 I give you my bar.
你是位病态很严重的人 知道吗 You're a very sick man. You know that, don't you?
谢谢你 -Thank you.
天呀 Oh, God.
女士 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我呈献给你们西贡新的声音 I give you the new voice of Saigon,
艾德伦·康纳 -Adrian Cronauer!
不足以买部车 Not enough for the car.
女孩怎么了 行不通 -What happened with the girl? -It didn't work out.
我要介绍我英文课里的人 I want to introduce you to someone right now from my English class.
这是端 大伙 -This is Tuan. The guys.
端 好久不见了 -Guys, Tuan. -Hey, pull up a floor here. Hi, Tuan. Long time no "twee." Ba-dum.
那些是很美的女孩 -That's terrible. -Those are gorgeous gals.
我从不会得到她们 I've... I'll never have them.
我一直想要个那种小妞 I've always wanted girls like that,
但一直有问题 特别是年轻小孩 but always had trouble, especially as a young child.
谁要找年轻小孩 别叫她们小妞 Who the hell gets laid as a young child? Stop calling them "gals."
牛仔女孩才叫小妞 Cowgirls are called gals.
那些是越 法混血的美女 Those are gorgeous French-Vietnamese B-girls.
戏法是变不出这种人的 Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of Dale Evans, all right?
你能相信这些小妞的身材吗 Can you believe the shape of those gals...
女孩 girls?
这些女孩的背部是 The one in blue.
在瑞士的犹太科学家设计的 Those behinds were designed by a Jewish scientist in Switzerland,
凡都区博士 Dr. Feintush.
我们一直想认识他们 -Dr. Heimlich Feintush. -We're trying to figure out how to meet them,
但想不出好的开场白 等等 -but nobody can come up with any good lines. -Hey, man, try this one.
女孩们 Girls, girls! Come on over.
过来吧 对不起 女孩们 Pardon me, girls? Excuse me, girls? Hello.
哈啰 Hello! Come on. Y es.
过来 对了 她来了 东南亚小姐 Here she comes Miss Southeast Asia
我们不该和这种女孩胡来的 -We're not supposed to fraternize with these girls. -Here she comes right now
通报上有说过 It says so in the memo. "No fraternizing with these girls."
忘了通报 这些来的是美女 Forget memos. These are pretty women coming.
哈啰 我是威廉 荷顿 Hello, I'm William Holden.
圣诞快乐 Oh. Ohh! Bingo. Merry Christmas.
你相信圣诞老人 If you believe in Santa...
我怎么没有 -How come I don't get one?
丹 拉文登 她也许听过我节目 -Dan Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show.
我说 谁把越南人带进来的 I said, who brought in the fuckin' gook?
找麻烦了 -A khaki eclipse.
我最好走了 没关系 -I better go now.
是我 别这样子 I did. Hey, come on now.
你赶走越南人的话 You kick out the gooks,
再来就要赶张三李四走了 next you have to kick out the chinks, spics, spooks, kikes.
最后会只剩下共党了 All that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
那会有什么好玩的 -What fun would that be?
这下他们无言相对了 -Now's when they stop talking.
别这样子 我请你们喝酒 -Come on. Let me buy you a couple of beers.
你疯了吗 也许... -Are you crazy?-I might be...
住嘴 好 -Shut up! Get him outta here.
别这样子 为何要推越南小孩 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on now.
这里是美国大兵的酒吧 -You gotta prove something, knocking around little kids? -This is a G.I. bar.
我们不喜欢越南人 不要越南人 We don't like gooks here.
你带他们出去 You just get him out!
大家都在说越南人 没关系 Everybody say "gook," but it's all right.
随时加入 -Jump in anytime, okay?
我们会在场 -We're there.
我要告诉你一件事 I got to tell you something, you know?
我到过世界各地 I've been all around the world,
见过很多地方 很多人 seen a lot of places and a lot of people.
我从未见过像你如此巨大的人 I have never in my travels come across a man as large as you,
和这种肌肉的 with as much muscles,
和完全没有命根子的人 who has absolutely no penis.
他的意思是夸奖 He mean that as a compliment!
妈的 Oh, shit!
报警 -Call police, quick!
招 Talk.
这二人在侮辱越南政府 These two behemoths were physically abusing a Vietnamese national.
我起身辩护... -Since we were hereto defend their coun...
你就开始打架 -So you start a brawl.
把那地方全毁了 真高明的方法 Turn the place upside-down. Real intelligent solution.
你可知这使我多难堪吗 Do you have any idea how ridiculous it makes me look to have a man under my command...
我指挥下的人竟惹起酒吧群架 start a fucking bar brawl?
你在这里待不久 老兄 You're not gonna last long here, pal.
你可以调我回希腊 -You can always send me back to Crete.
你把这当作笑话 -Oh, you think this is a joke?
我可以安排你到别的地方去 I can come up with alternatives other than Crete.
我对这种事很内行 I'm real good at stuff like that.
我调过人到至今想不出脱身方法 I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet.
你以为我想不出好主意 You don't think I can come up with something good?
你想像的出很悲惨的选择吗 -Can you envision some unattractive alternatives?
没有提示不行 -Not without slides.
酒吧群架就是其中之一 A bar brawl. That's one, Cronauer.
你最好安份点 You better stay cool.
你最好别参予任何事 You better not get involved in anything.
你最好别出事 You better not even come within range of anything that happens...
否则你的屁股就是草 我是叉子 or your ass is grass, and I'm a lawn mower.
我说的够清楚了吗 -Am I being fairly clear?
是 长官 长官 -Y es, sir. "Sir"?
你看这制服上有军官阶级吗 Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer?
三上三下是什么意思 -What does three up and three down mean to you?
发展到极限 -End of an inning?
士官长 Sergeant Major. Sergeant Major.
你马上滚出去 Now, you get the hell out of here right now.
拜托 够了 Jesus. Enough.
拜托 我会回击 Please, I'm... Bag it!
醒来 贪睡虫 你迟到了 Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late.
"两名海军人员"
"今天在军事法庭上"
"被控告企图偷窃飞机"
"以及袭击河内市"
二位 我除了你好外还能说什么 Gentlemen, what can I say but "hiya."
你好 -Hiya.
出声的是你们那一位 Okay, which one of you guys is throwing his voice?
感性 Oh, censor, censor, censor.
加入军中来画圈圈 Join the Army and mark things.
你留给我什么新闻 Hey, come on. What kind of news are you leaving me there?
尼克森 新加坡 艾瑞湖 Nixon, Singapore, Lake Erie. Come on.
快 再二秒上节目 Come on. You're on in, like, two seconds.
现在是艾德伦·康纳时间 It's time for Adrian Cronauer.
早安 越南 Go-oo-ood morning, Vietnam!
哈啰 露营的人 记住 Hello, campers. Remember,
周一是虐疾日 Monday is malaria day.
没错 别忘了服用那桔红色药丸 That's right. Time to take that big orange pill and get ready
准备跳胡志明的二步曲 for the Ho Chi Minh two-step.
我又回来了 下面是新闻 We're back. Here's the news.
所有的所闻都经过美国军方批准 All the news that's new and approved by the U.S. Army,
世上最甜最香的军队 the sweetest-smelling army in the world.
英国承认了新加坡岛国 Great Britain recognized the island state of Singapore.
你要如何去承认一个岛 How do you recognize an island? You go, exc...
等等 别告诉我 Hey, wait. No, don't tell me.
我们去年在虚伪男士酒吧见过 Wait, didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?
你很像夏威夷 You look a lot like Hawaii.
去年在半岛战后俱乐部不是见过 Didn't we meet last year at the Peninsula Club? No.
不 教宗6世在意大利庆祝弥撒 Pope Paul Vl celebrated a mass in ltalian.
说我是疯子吧 他在罗马 Call me crazy! He's in Rome.
有一天我要吻他戒指 然后 One day I want to meet him, kiss his ring, and have it go, whrrr!
密西西比小姐今天突破了 The Mississippi River broke through
女同性恋者的保护 a protective dike today.
什么是女同性恋者的保护 What is a protective dike?
那是一位巨大的女人站在河边说 A large woman by the river going, "Don't go near there"?
别走近那边 离河远一点 走开 "But Betty..." "Don't go near there. Get away from the river."
我知道不能用女同性恋者这个字 We can't use the word "dyke." You can't even say "lesbian."
那有如女人穿上了舒适的鞋子 It's women in comfortable shoes.
谢谢 现在是罗斯福的气象报告 Now here's the weather.
罗斯福情况如何 Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, how's it going?
去找别人 现在别来烦我 "Adrian, I'm with somebody. Don't even come here and bother me right now."
谢谢 能不能预报一下气象 Thanks. Can't you give us a little weather?
现在不行 老兄 我正在钓马子 "I'm on the balcony,trying to score.
走开 天气如何 Back off!"What's the weather like?
你有窗户吧 打开看看 "You got a window? Open it."
谢谢 罗斯福 只有找别人了 Thank you, Roosevelt.
我想只有直接找华府中央气象局 We'll have to go all the way to Washington Weather Central,
找华特·康凯 华特 气候如何 to Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?
我只想对罗斯福先生说 I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt,
现在所有的 以后也是如此 "What it is, what it shall be, what it was."
过去也是如此 今天的天气是 又热又狗屁 Weather out there today is hot and shitty,
下午会持续又热又狗屁 with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.
明天有可能因北方的影响而更烂 Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming from the north.
好 我们现在为你们播放些歌曲 Okay, we're gonna hit some songs at you right now. Coming your way!
这是什么 烂天气 狗屁天气 What the hell was that? Crappy weather, shitty weather?
笑话 长官 笑话 不 不 -Comedy, sir. -Comedy? No, no. This is not comedy.
这不是笑话 笑话是好笑的 是滑稽 神经质式的事情 -Comedy is fun, it's antics, hysterical-type things. -Hysterical-type things?
神经质的事是你最专门的 -Airman Cronauer requesting you to elaborate. -Antics, damn it.
滑稽 妈的 笑话是像 笨警察跌倒的事 将军喜欢这个 Comedy of errors, like the Keystone Cops falling down. General wackiness like that.
跌倒是动作 无线电中怎看得见 That's a sight gag. How would anyone see you fall down on the radio?
不 不是真的跌倒 -No, no, no, no. Not literally falling down.
那在无线电中行不通 长官 -Wouldn't work on the radio.
你瞧 长官 -See, sir?
我是指那种精神 -I mean, in the spirit of the Keystone Cops.
行不通 长官 -It wouldn't work.
我想没有人会听到你跌倒的声音 -I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio.
在无线电中 -l-lf a field radio...
你在这里干什么 -What are you doing here?
我来协调事情 -I thought I'd come help smooth things out.
别帮忙 也别协调 还有你 -Don't help and don't smooth.
你不好笑 但你是疯子 And you are not funny, but you are a maniac,
你最好开始改变生活 and you better start changing your life.
长官 Sir?
谢谢你这种建设性的批评 Thank you for that constructive criticism.
能得到仰慕者的评语是种荣幸 It's a privilege to take comedy notes from a man of your stature.
好 Fine.
别让这种事再发生 Just don't let it happen again.
在字典中的屁眼一字中的说明 In the dictionary under "asshole,"
写道 看他 it says "see him."
我为何在此 Why am I here?
现在为各位播些音乐 We're gonna play some music for you right now.
开始了 接下来是詹姆斯·布朗 Here we go. Here's a little James Brown coming your way.
宝贝 求求你帮帮我 Baby, help me, please.
长官 华特·康凯住在纽泽西呀 Sir, Walter Cronkite lives in New Jersey.
那是个笑话 长官 -It was a joke, sir.
对 -Sarcasm, sir.
是讽刺 -Up in Bergen County.
那是种幽默 长官 -That's a form of humor, sir.
那一种 -Hackensack!
我会让他收到这讯息 -How do I know?-I'll make sure he gets the message.
我们也很高兴有他 长官 -We're pretty happy with him too, sir.
对 我肯定那不是华特·康凯 -I'm sure that wasn't Walter Cronkite.
我会告诉他 长官 -I will tell him, sir.
我不是已和你讲过话了吗 -Didn't I speak to you before?
谢谢你 长官
如有人没说实话 All right, now. Let's recap now. Okay.
你说他满口... -If someone is not telling you the truth, they are full of...
狗屁 -Shit. Okay.
如有人使你越来越生气 Okay, if someone is making you angrier and angrier,
然后你就... therefore you have...
惹火我了 Pissed me off. -Pissed me off!
尽量跟上别人 Join the others if you can.
比如你在车上 突然有车插进来 If you say that some people are in a car... some gypsies, they cut you off.
突然间 你... -All of a sudden you...
给他一记 -Flip them the bird. -The bird!
很好 现在有个特殊情况 Very good. Okay. We got a special situation right now.
有位波多黎各女侍端蕃茄汤给你 There's a Puerto Rican waitress. She brings you red soup, some tomato soup.
她失手 汤倒在你新裤子上 Oh, she slips, she spills it on your brand-new gaberdine pants...
那裤子比电视机还贵 that you paid more than a color TV for.
你有点生气 你对她说 -You're angry, so you say to her... Minh?
看看你弄的 -Uh, look what you did...
天杀的 愚笨 胡说 and goddamn it and stupid and crap.
你不会称人为胡说 That's stupid. You don't call someone crap.
不 你胡说 不会叫别人如此 No, you step on crap. You don't call it to a person.
你不能踏到胡说 你不行 -You can step on crap.
但他们能全是粪 -They can be full of shit. He said.
不 你是踏到粪 满口胡说 No, no. You see, you step in shit, you can be full of crap.
你可以踏到胡说 I'm pretty sure you can step in crap.
有次我在法国电影中看到 I once saw it in a French movie.
一个人怎能看来像粪 不可能 How can some person look like a shit? It's impossible.
我们别辩论了 现在来试试一个很特殊的情况 We can stop with the debate on the great ca-ca right now. Let's try a special situation.
非常特殊的 Wilkie, something special.
你到家餐厅 侍者走向前 You go into a restaurant, okay?
你穿着最好的新西装 A waitress comes up to you. You're wearing your best new suit.
她走向前来 把汤全弄在你身上 She spills soup all over you, looks at you like,
以你要怎样 屁眼的眼光看着你 "I'm sorry. What are you gonna do about it, asshole?" What do you say to her?
以你要怎样 屁眼的眼光看着你 "I'm sorry. What are you gonna do about it, asshole?"
你对她怎么说 你会怎么说 What do you say to her?
他把汤弄到你裤子上 你怎么办 They spilled something on your pants. What would you do?
我什么也不做 I do nothing.
这是在上课 你火大了 怎么办 Wilkie, it's cursing class. You're getting pissed off. What would you do?
我保持沉默 I just remain reticent.
好 她跑进厨房拿了刀 She goes in the kitchen, she gets a knife, she starts stabbing you.
她开始刺你 她拿叉子刺你 她拿汤匙弄你眼睛 She's stabbing you. She's putting forks in you. She's got spoons in your eyes.
他们在刺你 拿汤匙弄你眼睛 They're starting to cut you, putting spoons in your eyes.
你怎么办 What would you do?
我等死 -I'm waiting to die.
康纳先生 我们比书本上 Mr. Cronauer, we like your lessons
还要喜欢你的课 better than the book.
教我们打棒球 -When we play baseball?
教我们打垒球 -When you teaching us softball?
先要来春季训练 First, spring training.
当我认为你们准备好时就试试看 When I think you're ready, I'll try.
你来自那里 -Where you come from?
昆士 海湾旁 -Queens. Bayside, Queens.
什么是昆士 -What are Queens?
爱讲话的男人 -Tall, thin men who like show tunes.
不 高大有胡子的人名叫马莉 Big men with moustaches
还染眉毛 named Mary who wear mascara.
什么是拉凯 What is a lakai?
已经放轻松了 疯狂的美国人 Relax, already, crazy American.
我为你和陈明天安排了约会 -I make a date with you and Trinh tomorrow. -You did?
你做了 在大树旁 Nearby the larch tree, near Viet Hoa,
在食品和花店旁 吃面烫到那边 by the food and flower vendors where you burn your mouth on the noodles.
在那里 -Where's that?
面 记得吗 烫到嘴 -The noodles, remember? When you burned your mouth.
但我警告你 你到那后不会喜欢 -Oh, gosh, yeah. -But I warn you, you not like it when you get there.
你会说太荒唐了 -You say it ridiculous.
为什么
这是我听过最荒唐的事 -That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
哈啰... -Hi. Hi!
天呀 这太丑陋了 Oh, God. This could be very ugly. Hi.
伴护人 Chaperons.
在越南 要会见时家人全都来 to meet someone... to meet someone.
一家大小全来了 Hello. Hey. Well, the gang's all here, huh? Ha-ha.
天呀 帮帮我 这太美妙了 Oh, God. This is wonderful.
你知道吗 你很美 Well, you know, you're very beautiful.
你同时也很安静 You're also very quiet.
我不习惯安静 除非牙痛 I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated.
通常和我出去的女孩话很多 Normally I go out with girls
你都能当作蒸汽涡轮了 who talk so much you could hook 'em up to a wind turbine...
他们可以送你去别的城镇去 and they could power a small New Hampshire town.
你很会讲话 You talk, I think, very much.
我平常约会不是带着一家大小的 Well, you see, I'm not used to going on a date with a grand jury,
使我有点紧张 and it makes me a little nervous.
我不要使你紧张 因为现在 I don't want makes you nervous, "Cronow."
我知道你人很好 I knows you very nice.
就信任而言 你是最佳人选 And for trusting, you is the best...
你所说的很优雅... on the gently of what you say,
我绝不会再和别人相同 or never to be for both the same and another.
我本听的明白 但后面全迷糊了 Well, I had you there, babe, but then you lost me at the end.
菲尔叔叔 Hey, hey. Hey, Uncle Phil.
给你 -Hey, there you go. Whoa! Got one for you.
这给你 Hey, there we go. For you.
这给你 Here we go. For you.
好好买吧 Knock yourselves out.
朋友间花个1/3的钱算什么 What's 1/13th of a dollar among friends?
来 Come on.
没问题 No problem.
他们正玩的很... They're having a great...
开心 Uh...
听着 我知道没有办法 Hey, listen, I know there's no way.
但那不表示我们不能一起欢笑 But it doesn't mean we can't have a few laughs.
你能付出多少我都接受 Hey, I'll take whatever you can give...
因我和你在一起就高兴了 'cause I'm just happy to be with you.
要去看电影吗 You want to see a movie or something?
必需问问大家 -We must to ask the people.
没问题 -Hey, that's no problem.
注意 购物者 大家...安顿 Attention, shoppers. People. People, settle.
在看板下 你知道这首吗 "Under the Boardwalk"? You know that one?
喊叫 艾斯里兄弟唱的 "Shout" by the lsley Brothers. Do you know that?
你知道任何一首美国歌吗 -You know any American songs at all?
拍拍魔法龙 -"Puff the Magic Dragon."
拍拍魔法龙 你会唱吗 You know "Puff the Magic Dragon"? Can you sing it?
太好了 12张 -Living by the tree -That's wonderful. Hey. Twelve, please.
我也是完全这样想 My thoughts exactly.
"西贡美军首长"
"紧急要求国防部"
"将驻军人员"
"提高到3万5至4万"
我为何不能报这个 事关这里 Why can't I read this? It's what's going on now.
他们不会批准这个发布 -They'd never approve of that being released. -That's censorship, Edward.
美国不是这样监查的 -That's not what America is all about. -We're not in America, sir.
我们不是在美国 现在不能谈了 你正在做节目 Can we not get into this now? We're in the middle of a show.
你能叫个安非他命隐君子做此事 You could put amphetamine freaks to sleep with this shit.
关岛的协议 好像鸟在拉粪 "Agreement on Guam"? Sounds like bird droppings.
这有件刺激的事 Here's something exciting.
修伯 亨佛瑞拜访国会山庄 "Hubert Humphrey visits Capitol Hill."
好像童话故事 我要报它 不 Sounds like a children's story.
我不能让你这么做 -I'm reading this. -No, I can't let you do that.
你曾做过不照章行事的事吗 -Don't you ever do anything that's not by the book?
我不想惹祸上身 -Not when I get into trouble.
有时候你该去自找麻烦 You know, Eddie, sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble.
这叫好玩 那是什么 It's called fun. What's that? Come on.
好了 有时也要冒险 Take some chances once in a while, Edward.
人生就是这样 That's what life's all about.
找到什么了吗 -Find anything?
没有 我编一些 -No, I'll have to make something up.
我又回来了 刚刚二秒的沉默 Hey, we're back.
是马索的新作 在风中行走 That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walking In The Wind."
现在是头条新闻 Now here are the headlines.
马上播报 教皇发现犹太人 Ah! They're coming at you. Pope found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia.
自由已不远了 苏联的雷达坏了 And Ethel Merman jams Russian radar.
今天东德宣称柏林围墙 The East Germans today claimed that
是兄弟间的装扮 教皇今天决定 the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank.
公开上市梵蒂冈相关的浴室产品 The Pope decided to release Vatican-related bath products, an incredible thing.
不可思议的 教皇级浴袍 It's the new Pope-on-a-Rope. That's right. Pope-on-a-Rope.
没错 教皇级浴袍 穿它上天堂 谢谢 艾索 摩曼今天试用了 Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you!
苏联雷达 这是其中的试音 Ethel Merman today uses a test to jam Russian radar. Here's a brief test.
俄国回答说 那是什么鬼东西 When asked for a reply, the Russians went, "What the hell was that?"
这是新闻快报 Here's a news flash.
今天詹森总统通过了公路法案 Today President Johnson passed a highway beautification bill.
法案中特别指明他女儿不能 The bill said that his daughters
在公路上开敞蓬车 could not drive in a convertible on public highways.
今天的节目很精彩 Hey, we got a great show coming your way today.
前任副总统尼克森来到此地了 Former Vice President Richard Nixon's in town.
没错 大命根子来了 准备好 The big Dick is here. Get ready.
我认为这是很不寻常的巧合 I think there's an incredible coincidence here.
我认为他的声音很像艾德先生 He sounds exactly like Mr. Ed.
你来判断 我告诉你这个 You be the judge. I tell you this.
听好 威伯 到房间里来 Wilbur, come in the room.
不可思议的巧合 An incredible coincidence.
再来一些歌 Some more songs. Moving on, moving on into the dawn...
持续到天明 和天明精灵 with the dawnbusters, yeah!
点歌马上开始 The requests will be taken pretty soon. Where am I gonna take requests?
点歌 你能从那里打电话来 对 我在DMZ的电话亭 Where do you call from? "Yeah, I'm in a phone booth out in the D.M.Z.
我现在就打电话给你 -I'm trying to call you right now."
摇滚乐 宝贝 Lock and loll, baby. Lock and loll. Lock and loll, baby. Lock and loll.
这里有位来自军方情报处的朋友 Again we've got our friend from military intelligence.
你能告诉我们从你来这里之后 Can you tell us what you've found out about
你对敌人有何发现 the enemy since you've been here?
我们发现我们找不到他们 "We found out that we can't find them.
他们在外面 They're out there, and we're having a major difficulty...
我们在找寻敌人方面非常的困难 in finding the enemy."
你是利用什么去找他们 Well, what do you use to look for them?
我们询问人民 你是敌人吗 "Well, we ask people, 'Are you the enemy?'
只要说是的人 我们就开枪打他 And whoever says yes, we shoot them."
很不容易找到叫查理的越南人 "It's very difficult to find a Vietnamese man named Charlie.
他们全叫诺南 道 诸如此类的 They're all named Nyugen or Doh or things like that.
对我来说很困难 It's very difficult for me."
是否属实 你真的... Is it true that you've actually, um...
离他们在实验的神经气体太近了 You're actually too close to some of the nerve agents they were testing?
神经...毒气 "Nerve... uh, gas?"
是 你是否用过 Yes, have you used any?
一次 对我自己 但没有... "Well, once, yes, on myself.
对我没有奏效 And it had no... Whoa! Whoa! No effect on me.
我说没有实际的... I've had no actual... Whoa! She-hoo!
大狗帖在我脸上 Whoa! Whoa! Big dogs! Big dogs landing on my face!
我不知那是什么意思 I don't know what that means."
嘿 时间到了 我要走了 Hey, that's it for me. I'm out of here.
艾德伦·康纳时间到了 That's the end of the Adrian Cron Hour, but I'm gonna turn you over to Mr. Warmth,
我现在交给丹 拉文登 Dan "The Tan" Levitan!
非常感谢 艾德伦 Thank you so much, Adrian.
艾德伦·康纳是本台 Adrian Cronauer, G.I.s,
深受官兵喜爱的疯狂主持人 a wacky and welcome addition...
尼克森的记者招待会 -to AFRS, Radio Saigon. -Nixon's press conference.
你听听看 他几乎快要真诚了 Wait 'til you hear it. He's this far from sincerity.
我去填点东西 No, man, listen. Let me just feed my face. Come on.
你要去那里 Where do you imagine you're going?
去吃点东西 -Just going to get a little something to eat. -You don't have time.
你没有时间 你在这里吃速食面 You'll stay here and drink instant beverage or something.
我们答应听众在下午4点时 We promised our listening
倾听尼克森的谈话 audience Nixon highlights by 4:00 p.m.
我已广播了4小时 有点饿了 I've been on the air for four hours. I'm a little hungry.
那是笑语 对不 我明白了 -That's a joke, right? I get it.
不 我真的饿了 -No, I'm actually hungry.
我真的下命令给你 Well, I'm actually giving you an order.
是命令 这样的话 策划吧 Oh, it's an order. In that case, gentlemen, let's edit. Oh, it's an order. In that case, gentlemen, let's edit.
谢谢 Thank you. Mm-mmm, Campbell's
又是你 不再打架了 好吗 Ha, you again. No more fighting, okay?
你换衣服了 不错的发亮绿西装 Oh, you got... James! Nice, shiny green suit.
你看来像人妖 -You look like an Oriental leprechaun. -You like it?
你喜欢吗 我由香港弄来的 I got it in Hong Kong,
发亮绿西装之家 home of the shiny green suit.
所以南越没中立的空间 And therefore, there is no place for neutrality...
也没有中立的妥协 or a neutralist sentiment in South Vietnam.
我在今日离开越南的同时 As I leave Vietnam today,
在我脑海中毫无疑问的 there is no doubt, certainly, in my mind...
越共将会被击败 -That's Nixon. -but that the Viet Cong will be defeated...
这场战争也会打赢 and that this war will be won.
这个题目尚包括了 Asia does involve, I think,
正如你所建议的 赋予与夺取 very appropriately as you have suggested, give and take.
我其实没有作此建议 对不起 I really didn't make that suggestion, sir. I'm sorry.
美国政府没有权力赋予 The United States has no right to give.
康纳的声音为何出现在录音带中 -Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape? -I don't know, Lieutenant.
不知道 中尉 ...its territory to the Communists.
谢谢你这番政治性发言 Mr. Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary,
但我想谈一些较私人性的话题 but I'd like to delve into
为了那些在战场上的弟兄 something slightly more personal for the men in the field.
你会如何形容你的生殖器 How would you describe your testicles?
软软的 浅薄 没有目的 That they're soft, that they're shallow, that they have no purpose.
我的天呀 你是在说什么 -Oh, my God. -What are you saying, sir?
它缺少体能上的冲劲 That they lack the physical strength.
你会如何形容你的性生活 -How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat?
有时候不太刺激 -Uh, it is unexciting sometimes.
你是否考虑过变性手术... Well, have you considered a sex change? There is an operation that can transform you...
求求你别这样对待我 求求你 -Please don't do this to me. -into a female Great Dane... -Please don't do this to me! -or a very well-hung Chihuahua.
尼克森先生 既然你来到越南 Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam,
谣传你抽大麻 it's rumored that you smoked marijuana.
你计划带些大麻回美国的家中吗 Are you planning, sir, to take some of the marijuana home, back to the United States?
你要如何办到 -How would you do that? -By plane,
用飞机 直升机 by helicopter and also by automobile.
同时还用汽车 I was wondering if you could do your Mr. Ed, because I know people love that.
关掉 我说关掉 Cut that thing off. I said cut it off!
康纳呢 -Sir. -Where is Cronauer?
还在吃饭 长官 -Still eating, sir.
我要ASAP见他 -I want to see him A.S.A.P.
什么 长官 -What, sir?
尽快 -As soon as possible.
VG 长官 V.G., sir.
我们中断这段广播 to bring you an emergency selection
因有紧急的选歌 of the Benny Goodman Orchestra.
我们需考虑不再让他广播 We simply need to consider taking him off the air.
中尉 我们每周都接到 Lieutenant, we get hundreds, maybe thousands of calls and letters each week.
上千封信和电话 歌迷信件 他是军中电台有史以来 第一位有歌迷邮件的人 Fan mail. He's the first man in the history of Armed Forces Radio to get fan mail.
这个国家的每位大兵 Every G.I. in this country
每天都听他一天二次的节目 is glued to his radio twice a day...
在0600和1600时 at 0600 hours and 1600 hours
去收听那个疯子 to hear that lunatic.
长官 那人有不敬的趋向 Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency.
他对前任副总统尼克森 He did a very off-color
作了十分讽刺的言论 parody of former V.P. Nixon.
我以为是热闹 -I thought it was hilarious.
诚心尊重 长官 -Respectfully, sir,
前任副总统是位好人和正直的人 the former V.P. is a good man and a decent man.
狗屁 我本人认识他 Bullshit! I know Nixon personally.
他留下的狗屁事足可制造毒气了 He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai.
我连苹果也不会向那王八蛋买 I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch,
我还视他是位好朋友 and I consider him a close, personal friend.
我们谈谈正事吧 是怎么回事 Let's get down to business here, General. What the hell's goin' on here?
这件事情非同小可 We've got a mounting crisis in this country.
有位深受弟兄们欢迎的DJ We've got a deejay that the men dearly love.
如你们有私人恩怨的话去解决掉 If you two have personal problems, solve them, will you?
谢谢你 中尉 Thank you, Lieutenant.
谢谢你 中尉 Thank you, Lieutenant!
说出来吧 迪克 Speak your piece, Dick.
不是不尊重你 长官 Due respect, sir.
我在军中已有15年指挥经验 I have over 15 years command experience in this army.
你真的要我不说话也不做事 Do you really expect me to run this radio station with nothin'
来管理这个电台吗 to say and no way to do it?
目前是如此 Right now, yes.
是 长官 Y es, sir.
这件事还没结束 This is not over yet.
你怎么还在这里 -Why are you still here?
你说什么 -Sparky.
我正放轻松的喝杯老酒... Sittin' back, havin' a cup of formaldehyde here.
你说我们要碰面谈陈的事 You say after you go out with Trinh, you meet me to talk and discuss about her.
没什么好谈的 她不喜欢我 -There's nothing to discuss. She doesn't like me.
她喜欢 -Yes, she do.
她不喜欢我 -No, she don't.
她喜欢 她今天要见你 -She do liking you. She want to meet you today.
离此不远 -She's not far from here.
我4点还要回去广播 -I can't. I gotta be back on the air again at 4:00.
今天去见她 否则错过大机会 You have to meet her today. Otherwise you miss your big chance.
我可不想错过大机会 -Don't want to miss my big chance.
对 来 走 -Yes. Come. We go.
你好像跟印弟安人学的英文 -You sound like you learned English from Tonto. "Come. We go." -Come on.
我仍不相信她真的要见我 I still can't believe she really wants to see me.
对 -Yeah.
我想那海滩电影感动了她 -I guess that beach movie really impressed her, huh?
我要送她东西 I gotta get her something.
香蕉如何 Uh, what about bananas?
不 这会导致误解 -No. -No, that doesn't say the right thing. You're right. How 'bout...
"1430时发生爆炸"
"爆炸发生在吉米的酒吧"
"此酒吧为美军常去的休闲场所"
"据报导一枚塑胶炸弹毁了酒吧"
"美军人员三人受伤两人身亡"
我的酒吧 Oh, my bar!
为什么要这么做 Why they do that?
你不能把他丢在这 -You can't just leave 'em in this shit here. Come on.
他已死了 -This boy's gone.
退后 Get back.
...fire is worse and the fire is lapping the outside of the building
他去那里 Hey, where's he going?
你在干什么 你也知不能念 What do you think you're doing? You know you're forbidden to read anything not checked by...
有什么好检查的 我在场 -What's there to check? I was there. It happened.
你知道规定 -Airman, you know the rules.
正当的新闻要由适当管道播出 If this is a legitimate news story, it must go through proper channels.
听着 笨蛋 你以为这那来的 Listen, Tweedle-dee, it's an actual event. Where do you think this came from, shaving?
刮脸吗 是真相 It's the truth.
我只要报导真相来改变一下 I just want to report the truth. It'd be a nice change of pace.
怎么回事 -What's goin' on here?
长官 你听我说好吗 -Sir, will you listen to me?
这不是官方新闻 This is not official news, Airman.
就我所知这没有发生 发生了 As far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.
你闭嘴 -It did happen... -You shut your mouth.
你怕什么 迪克生 What are you afraid of, Dickerson?
怕人们发现有战争在进行 People might find out there's a war goin' on?
这新闻不是官方的 This news is not official, Airman.
你要人们相信此地很安全 对不 You want everyone going under the assumption it's perfectly safe here, don't you?
但不是 战斗不只在山上 Well, it's not. The fighting's not just in the hills.
城里也是 It's downtown. It's a couple of fuckin' blocks...
我说那不关你的事 I said it is none of your goddamn business!
我明白你的意思了 I see your point.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我想一进来被冷气吹的头昏了 I guess I get inside, hit these air conditioners, I get a little dizzy.
谢谢你们纠正了我 Thanks for settin' me straight.
我没事了 I'll be okay.
早安 越南 Good morning, Vietnam!
我知道不是早上 这是我的招牌 Hey, I know it's not the morning, but that's my trademark...
午安听起来太消沉了 and "good evening" sounds too depressing.
现在报新闻 Hey, we're goin' right now to the news.
来自英国 今天... From England, today...
马格莉特公主丢了一只鞋 Princess Margaret threw a shoe!
别激动 马姬 Easy, Madge. Also, uh, Elizab...
同时 伊莉莎白皇后... Queen Elizabeth, Liz, Elizabeth Taylor!
伊莉莎白 泰勒 Elizabeth Taylor.
结婚6个月后还仍维持着 She's still married after six months.
不错 伊莉 -Way to go, Liz. Hey!
对 今日的西贡 All right! In Saigon today, according to official sources, All right! In Saigon today, according to official sources,
根据官方的消息是一切平安 nothing actually happened.
一件官方上没有发生的事是 One thing that didn't officially happen
一个炸弹并没有正式的爆炸 was a bomb didn't officially explode...
在1430时没有正式的摧毁了 at 1430 hours, unofficially destroying
吉米咖啡厅 Jimmy Wah's Cafe.
把他赶出去 -Get him out of there.
非正式报导了人受伤 -Three men were unofficially wounded, and two men...
有二人的身份至目前仍不清楚 whose identities are still not known at this time are unofficially dead.
非正式的被杀了 把门撞开 警方和消防队的报告 -Break the goddamn door down. -Although the police, ambulance and fire department responded,
但已据信在此刻是非官方的 it's believed to be unofficial at this present moment.
把开关关掉 马上关掉 Turn the power off in that studio. Turn it off! Now!
我只是认为你们该... I just wanted to think that you should...
那人该送军法 The man should be court-martialed, sir.
你们认为这是本周我该处理的 You think this is the most serious set of affairs I have to address this week?
最严重事件不是 -Well, it's not.
我不相信你要放过此事 将军 -I can't believe you're gonna pass on this, General.
那人是颠复份子 -The man is a goddamned subversive.
他犯了个错误 -He made a mistake, Dick.
错误 当他报导我们军队动向时 Mistake, sir? I don't want to be around when he broadcasts U.S. troop movements...
我可不想在场 to the other side.
我是严格遵守由军方情报处规定 I run the station according to strict
来管理电台的 guidelines set by military intelligence.
军方情报处 Military intelligence?
这倒是种矛盾的语气 There's a contradiction in terms.
长官 那人是个活动炸弹 Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite.
在他广播中的8周里 In the eight weeks he's been on the air, General,
他以违背命令作为风格 he's disobeyed orders as to style and content.
他报非官方的新闻 He's read unofficial news.
6个月后他会变成怎样 What's he gonna be like in six months?
他变成十倍受欢迎时该怎么办 What's he gonna be like when he's ten times as popular, General?
那时要他不广播会很容易吗 How easy is it gonna be to get him off the air then?
谁来接康纳的节目呢 Who'll do the Cronauer show?
哈克能 Well, Hauk can do it, sir,
直到我找到接替人选 till I find a replacement.
好 现在起停他职 Okay, for now, suspend him.
长官 你做了正确的选择 Sir, you've made the correct choice.
他说什么 他说你已喝多了 -What'd he say? -He say you drink too much already.
告诉他 我要喝酒才能如此滑稽 Well, tell him I drink so I can be this funny.
他说一点也不好笑 It's not funny at all, he said.
告诉他说谢谢炸了另一种语言 Tell him thanks. It's nice to bomb in another language.
你再喝的话会不舒服 You will get sick if you drink some more.
走 Come on.
我的村子离此不远 My village not too far from here.
你可以去休息一下 You could come there for resting.
你可以看我们的生活方式 You could see how we live.
听着 聪明小子 Listen, Sparky,
我想看你们的生活不会使我高兴 I don't think seeing your little production of Our Town is gonna cheer me up.
你能看到陈 -You see Trinh there.
我开车 -I'll drive.
红皮 黄皮... Red leather, yellow leather. Red... Led... Red, red leather, yellow leather.
长官 报新闻是一回事 -Red leather, yellow leather... -Sir, sir.
但你写的那东西不好笑 很悲哀 Reading the news is one thing, but this stuff you wrote, i-it's not funny, sir. It's sad.
长官 我求你 别当滑稽客 Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to do comedy.
你不是这块料 It's not in your blood.
我会做的很好 I'll do fine.
喜剧是创造出来的 Comedy is what you make it.
我有好多页的上好题材 对不 I've got pages and pages of great material. Right, Abersold?
恐怕你会一败涂地 长官 I'm afraid you're gonna be hittin' bottom, sir.
如不好笑的话 If it isn't funny,
为何你们在打字时我听见笑声 then why did l hear you laughing when you typed it?
我在想别的事 I was thinking of something else.
谢谢你的支持 我有节目要做了 Thank you for your support. Now I've got a show to do.
长官 你不风趣 打听一下 Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.
问我 我们都很尊敬你 长官 Ask me. Sir, with all due respect,
你也许能下蛋 大蛋 uh, I think you're gonna... you might lay an egg... I mean a big egg.
我了解风趣 我不认为你是 I mean, I know funny, and I don't think you're it. But hey, such is life.
就像我 我对工具就不内行 Me, I'm not much with power tools.
那是派图 克拉的精彩歌曲 Hey, that was the great, exciting sound of Petula Clark.
海滩少年 是那些人才对 -Beach Boys. Those were guys. -Of The Beach Boys.
海滩少年 我的时间到了 Hey, that wraps it up for me, Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
艾德伦·康纳外出执行短暂任务 Adrian Cronauer is on temporary assignment,
但我有个大惊喜给你们 but boy, do I have a surprise for you.
别太捧他 Don't build him up. You'll only let 'em down...
请欢迎终于出现在麦克风前 Please welcome to the microphone the lieutenant of laughs,
的中尉笑匠 名嘴军官 the officer of oral, the Westmoreland of wit,
西半球的名人 摇摆的哈克 swingin' Steven Hauk!
哈啰 越南 Hello, Vietnam. And greetings.
欢迎 不久就报新闻 Soon, the news. Then:
然后 史帝中尉 Lieutenant Steve! Lieutenant Steve!
那一位 Who's that?
是我 你的老友法国人 It's me, your old pal Frenchy.
听着 法国人 我问你一件事 Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you something.
你喜欢美食吗 Do you like good food?
当然 法国人热爱美食 Oh, but of course. Uh, the French love good food.
那我想你就是美食主义者了 Well, then, I guess that would make you an "Eatie Gourmet."
史帝中尉... Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve.
法国人... Oh, Frenchy.
史帝中尉 Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve.
法国人 我其实不该取笑法国人 Oh, Frenchy. You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy,
因为有时他会生我的气 because sometimes he "Stan Getz"
他就有可能伤害我 and he could "Al Hirt" me.
史帝中尉 我们来点音乐吧 Uh, Lieutenant Steve, let's play some music.
好 法国人 你想听什么 Okay, Frenchy. What would you like to hear?
我喜欢波卡舞曲正如喜欢身旁人 Well, uh, I love a good polka as much as the next man.
为我的好友法国人放波卡舞曲 Well, a good polka it is for my good friend Frenchy.
我想有人该道歉了吧 I think some apologies are in order.
你不会还想继续广播下去吧 You're not gonna continue this broadcast, are you, sir?
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
他们是佛教徒 Oh, they're Buddhists. They're sitting...
他们打坐 祈求和平 智慧知识 for peace, wisdom and knowledge.
他们在等待启发 They're waiting for enlightenment.
这人的儿子被美军地雷炸死 This man lose one son from blasting American mine.
他父亲和哥哥在很久以前 His father and brother
被法国人杀死 was killed by French long ago.
这对他很不公平 I think it's not fair to him.
看 Look.
他说这没什么了不起 He's going, "No big deal." Look.
放 I know and I'm movin' Look. Up there. Pull. Pow.
放 Pull. Pow.
你不了解 You not understand. You not.
我们在一起没有前途 We... no future together, Cronow.
我的国家也许没有前途 My country, maybe no future.
我喜欢你 我只想当你的朋友 Hey, I like you. I just want to be your friend, okay?
我不能这么做 -Mmm, l... I not can do this, Cronow. -I know it sounds dumb.
不能当朋友 康纳 No. No friend, Cronow.
对我不好 Not good for, for me.
我弟弟可以当朋友 My brother, okay, friends.
但是越南小姐不能当朋友 But Vietnam ladies not friends.
拜托 好吗 Please. Okay?
好 Okay
不能成为朋友 Not friends.
好棒的一周 Great week.
这是你们所听到最好的波卡舞曲 That's about as good a polka as you'll ever hear.
你要康纳再广播 You want Cronauer back on the air.
你要康纳再广播... You want Cronauer back on the air.
我们有二大袋的邮件 We've gotten duffel bags filled with information,
要求康纳再复职 asking for Cronauer's reinstatement.
大家全恨哈克 The men all hate Hauk.
他们要康纳回来 They want Cronauer back.
他是位振奋精神的人 He's an exhilarating personality,
波卡舞曲是替代不了的 and polkas are just no substitute.
我想我要看个范例 I think I see a pattern forming here.
这些信件太露骨了 Sir, these letters are unequivocal. Uh, e.g.
哈克 去吃一袋粪 你真烂 "Hey, Hauk, eat a bag of shit. You suck."
这已表明重点了 没什么好说 That's pretty much to the point, sir. Not much gray area in this one.
我们只接到一通肯定的电话 We got one positive call from some guy in Wichita...
他认为哈克的笑语是空中阁楼 who thought Hauk's comedy was visionary and interesting.
其他一千一百通电话说他 The other 1,100 calls said that the man
根本不会说笑话 要他省省吧 can't do comedy to save his dick.
这是直接引过的 长官 That's a direct quote, sir.
我今早接了90通电话 I've taken 90 calls this morning.
他们不喜欢哈克 They just don't like Hauk.
越南部队 From a marine in Da Nang
哈克中尉把死人的睾丸也吓干了 : "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls."
我不知那是什么意思 但是 I have no idea what that means, sir,
我看来那非常的否定 but it seems very negative to me.
我想部队是想告诉我们一件事 I think the troops are tryin' to tell us somethin', fellas.
长官 如是我的节目内容 Sir, if it is my programming choices, I can change.
我能改 我会播放波卡舞曲是因 I've been broadcasting polkas because l thought a certain segment of the men...
我认为部份被康纳的摇滚乐 所分裂的人不代表全体 weren't represented by Cronauer's broadcasts of rock and roll.
但我可以偶而放盖瑞路易斯的歌 But I can easily play an occasional Gary Lewis record.
你放不放波卡舞曲没多大差别 It doesn't make a damn whether you play polkas or don't play polkas.
军中的政治 不是针对你个人 Military politics. Nothing personal.
大家比较喜欢他 不喜欢你 The men just like him better than they do you.
他故意的播报非官方的新闻 He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news.
不 不 他犯了个错误 No, no, no, no. He made a mistake.
我们全会犯错 We all make mistakes.
现在的情况是很敏感的平衡状况 Now this thing is a delicate balance over here,
我不要全依赖一位播音员 and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey.
弟兄要他回来 我就要他回来 The men want him back, I want him back.
长官 Sir,
你只听到不喜欢我那种幽默的人 you heard from the men who don't like my humor,
那些沉默大众喜欢我的人呢 but what about the silent masses who do?
至于波卡舞曲 And as far as polkas,
音乐品味较高 they are a much-maligned musical taste.
中尉 你是东南西北分不清 Lieutenant, you don't know whether you're shot, fucked, powder-burned or snake-bit.
我才不在乎波卡舞曲 I don't care about polkas.
他们在大声叫喊 They're rioting in Hue.
我们每个月有上千部队来此 We're bringin' in thousands of troops every month.
西贡的恐怖活动增加了 Terrorism's on the uprise in Saigon.
此国家问题和你放不放波卡舞曲 The problems of this country have not one goddamned thing to do with...
一点也没有关系 whether you play polkas or don't play polkas.
弟兄要他回来 我要他回来 The men want him back. I want him back.
让他复职 Reinstate the man.
长官 Sir, in my heart,
在我内心里 我知我很风趣 I know I'm funny.
谢谢你 中尉 Thank you, Lieutenant.
你在此 长官 -There you are, sir.
拜托别叫我长官 -Please don't call me "sir."
我刚由总部回来 你又要广播了 -It just came down the pike. You're back on the air, sir.
我不做了 -I'm not goin' on.
不做了是什么意思 What do you mean you're not goin' on?
听不明白 If you don't understand what I said,
也许该参加我的英文班 maybe you should take my English class.
我不做了 I'm not goin' on.
你很帅 艾伯 别以为我没注意 Very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.
你会很无聊 你要如何打发时间 -You'll be bored, you know. What are you gonna do with your time?
不知道 -I don't know.
也许去城中找位叫菲尔的越南人 I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
或是留在这里听白藩的老唱片 Or I may just stay here and listen to old Pat Boone records.
试着找寻它背后的意义 Try and find some hidden meaning
基本来说 我认为那人 'cause basically I believe that
是位被误解的天才 man is a misunderstood genius.
天才 你是在对我说什么 Genius. What are you saying to me?
我说我不干了 艾德 I'm sayin' I'm through, Ed.
我已厌倦别人对我说什么不能讲 I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say.
这段新闻不是官方的 This news isn't official.
那评论太讽刺 That comment is too sarcastic.
我连查理 尼克森也不能开玩笑 I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon,
那个人正大声叫喊着要被取笑 and there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of.
所以 何苦 So fuck it. Sorry.
他不要紧吗 不 他不好 -Is he all right? -No, Phil, he's not all right.
如事情顺利的话 A man does not refer to Pat Boone
他不会将白藩视为美丽的天才 as a beautiful genius if things are all right.
长官 -Sir.
加利 -Garlick?
我要你校对一下这些优先新闻稿 I'd like you to collate these one-minute spots prior to broadcast.
你对这个有问题吗 年轻人 You have a problem with that, young man?
绝对没有 -Absolutely not.
我靠校对过活 I live to collate, sir.
好 -Good.
我也是 So do l.
找份工作 -"Get A Job."
找份工作 再一次 -Get a job. Again.
找到工作对 你出师了 Y eah, a job. Right. -You got it. You're cookin' now.
长官 艾伍 -Sir? -Edward.
我想要个解释 -I'd like an explanation.
有没有什么特别的事吗 -On anything in particular?
很多人要你 -A lot of people went to the mat for you.
成千的人写信来 打电话 Thousands of guys wrote in, called in,
想让你复职 tryin' to get you reinstated.
我认为你亏欠他们全体 And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air.
该再回去广播 And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air.
天知道 军方不要我 艾德 If you haven't noticed, the Army doesn't really want me, Ed.
从我下机那天起就在找我麻烦 They've been harassing me since the day I got off the plane.
又怎样 So what?
重要的是战场上那些人 记得吗 It's the guys in the field that matter, remember?
死的是那些人 Those are the guys that are dyin'.
我试着说真相 他们却赶我走 Edward, I tried to tell the truth, and they kicked me off the air.
我再犯错 迪克会送我去打仗 I screw up once more, Dickerson sends me into the field with a rifle.
我则装在箱子里回来 I come home in a box.
你所做的对很多人很重要 What you do is important to a lot of people.
不必了 好吗 听着 我放弃了 Forget it, will ya? Listen. I give up.
废话说够了 我要走了 再见 I'm gonna phone 'em in, okay? Enough bullshit. I'm outta here. See you, fellas.
我请你吃中饭 -Buy you some lunch.
不能让你这么做 -Can't let you do that.
如我不去上课 会有很多越南人 Listen, if I don't get to my class, there's gonna be a bunch of Vietnamese...
说着残缺不全的英文 speaking in short, choppy sentences.
我们必需谈 马上谈 -Look, we gotta talk. We gotta talk now.
不要现在 别这样 -Not now, man. Come on.
我不相信你 I can't believe you!
什么 不好意思 What? That's it?
你把整个事情丢下了 You're gonna leave the whole fuckin' thing behind.
把事情吊在半空 人们在依靠你 You're gonna leave everything fuckin' hanging. People are depending on you!
艾伍 拜托 Edward, please.
一年中竟说了二个脏字 That's two nasty words in one year.
原谅我 -Forgive me. -Hey.
你要送我去学校 还是再买单车 Hey, you wanna give me a ride to school or am I gonna have to buy another bike?
惹火我了 You're pissin' me off.
为何道路阻塞了 我看看 -What the hell's the holdup? -Check it out.
你别说了好吗 你的口气渐渐像 Garlick, will you cut it out? You're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie.
40年代电影中的爱尔兰神父 Garlick, will you cut it out? You're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie.
当弟兄依靠你时我不会开除你 We are not firing you when the boys are dependin' on you.
各位 你在干什么 艾德 -Gentlemen? -What are you doing, Ed?
大伙 看看这位是谁 Hey, guys. Guess who the hell I got in here.
别做这种狗屁事 -Uh-oh. Don't do this shit.
克肯参议员 Senator Dirksen.
卷毛狗 Hey, Curly!
再猜 Come on, come on, come on. Guess again.
不必了 加利 -Oh, bag it. Bag it, Garlick.
这里这位老兄 -The fellow I got in here...
是唯一仅有的君子你死定了 is the gentleman, the one and the only...
广播界之王 艾德伦·康纳 -You're a dead man. -king of the airwaves, Adrian Cronauer.
彼得生 起来 康纳在这里 Hey, Peterson, get up here, man. I think we got Cronauer here.
康纳 说早安 越南 Hey, Cronauer, say "Good morning, Vietnam."
宽恕我吧 太热了 Oh, give me a break, man. It's too hot for radio shit, okay?
快... -Come on. -Come on!
我们怎知你是艾德伦·康纳 -How do we know it's Adrian Cronauer?
好 -Okay.
我尽力而为 I'll give her the best shot.
早安 越南 Good morning, Vietnam!
这是艾德伦 6点和4点播出 All right, this is Adrian Cronauer. I'm on at 6:00 and again at 4:00.
我们欢迎你们来越南 Hey, we'd like to welcome you to Vietnam, the country that is more stimulating...
这个国家比意大利咖啡还要强烈 than a strong cup of cappuccino or an espresso enema.
或是灌肠剂 再来是时装报导 由特种部队的厄尼斯士官 谢谢 That one's comin' right at you, but first, our fashion report from Sgt. Ernest Lee Sincere.
我认为今秋 士兵的服装 Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning G.I....
可以在森林中穿绿色的 is gonna be wearing green in the jungle.
为什么 Why? Because it matches with the green. I don't know.
因和绿色相配 树叶落在钢帽上 对我说可以 谢谢 The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me. Thank you.
现在为你播新闻快报 Here's a little news flash comin' your way right now.
买不起电传机 We can't afford the teletype. Here it is, comin' for you right now. Quick news flash.
现在为你报导前任总统艾森豪 Former President Eisenhower, actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd.
卡通人物艾摩 福 他引述说 He was quoted as saying:
谢谢 美国 当总统很好玩 It was fun being Pwesident."
吉娜 罗布吉达已将意大利 Also, Gina Lollobrigida has been declared the ltalian National Mountain Range.
高山铲平了 谢谢 吉娜 Thank you, Gina. "Look out.
小心 我看不见太阳了 Look, I don't see the sun anymore."
趁我们在等候时玩玩猜题游戏 Play a little game show while we're waiting.
谁能告诉我 我的男人是谁唱的 Who can tell me who sang the song "My Guy"?
你来自那里 波士顿 -Hi. Where you from? -Uh, Boston.
你知"我的男人"是谁唱的吗 -Boston, you know who sang the song "My Guy"?
我想不起来了 -Yeah, shit, I can't think of it.
谢谢你参加 Thank you for playing! "
妈的 我想不起来 没错 Yeah, shit, I can't think of it." That's right.
你没赢到一箱鱼丸和蜥蜴命根子 You don't win the case of fish balls and lizard testicles.
谢谢你参加 Thank you for playing anyway.
你叫什么名字 Here it is right now. Hey, what's your name?
派崔克 欧...麦里 -Patrick O'Ma... O'Malley. -Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley.
欧...麦里 我太高兴了 I don't know. I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley.
我是欧...麦里 我积存太多了 I don't know. It's the lrish boy.
是爱尔兰小子 我还未发泄过 I'm just so full of semen. I haven't gotten laid yet.
我是天主教 我不知几时能发泄 I'm sittin' out there, and I'm the Catholic boy and I don't know when I'll be gettin' laid.
我刚到越南 你来自那里 -I'm just goin' off to Vietnam. Where you from?
纽约 格林威治村 -From the Village. New York.
村子 真高兴你能来 From the Village? Well, nice to have you here.
真高兴你能来越南 你一定是说 Nice to have you here in Vietnam. Obviously, you just said, "Well, fuck it.
管他的 加入军队与绿人为伍吧 I'll join the army and be with people in green." It's a special thing to do.
你叫什么名字 -Hiya. What's your name?
吉米·威尔 -Jimmy Wilkes.
你来自那里 吉米 -Where you from, Jimmy?
我也是纽约 -I'm also New York.
二个人一起从军 Ohh! Two boys joined together.
不知怎么我喝醉了 去刺青 Hey, said, "Well, I got drunk, man. All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.
接下来我就在卡车上了 怎么了 Next thing you know, I'm on a fuckin' truck. What happened?""
宝贝 我不知怎么回事 It's wild, baby. I don't know what's goin' down. But you're both from New York.
你们二位都来自纽约 欢迎来此 Nice to have you here. Like, you just, like hangin' out?
来走走 你们去那里 南顺 -You're headed north. Where you goin' to? -Nha Trengh.
你们要小心点 那边情况很严重 Well, you gotta be careful, Jack. That's some heavy stuff up there.
天黑后有如纽约 要小心 That's like Newark after dark. You gotta watch out.
那边情况很严重 宝贝 There's some heavy shit goin' down, baby.
你就像乔治华里士在哈林区竞选 You'll feel like George Wallace campaigning in Harlem.
你们见到我的脸了吗 "Hi, have you seen my face?"
滚出去 "Get yo' ass outta here!"
一定要小心 喜欢什么音乐 You gotta watch it. What type of music do you like?
喜欢小安东尼吗 滚石 You like, uh, you like Little Anthony?
詹姆斯·布朗比较好 Yeah! Stones! -I like James Brown better.
你较喜欢他 You like James Brown better. Yes, sir. And the Stones. What about Mick Jagger?
还有滚石 米克 杰格呢 他像不像底片曝光太多的样子 Mick Jagger, right. You think he looks like a photo negative
还是我疯了 of Little Richard?
我这嘴唇 天呀 在动了 Gentlemen, I don't know... Oh, my God, these lips!
会打我的睫毛至死 My God, they're moving! I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.
小心 我在唱歌 Look out. I'm singing, everybody. I'm singing. Oh, get outta here.
滚蛋 小心 你来自那里 -Watch out. All right. Where you from?
我来自克利夫兰 老兄 -I'm from Cleveland, man.
克利夫兰 很显然你来越南 Cleveland. Obviously, Vietnam's not that much of a change for you, then.
不算是什么大变化 不 Aw, naw.
你们全要小心点 因你们全看来 You guys take care of yourself, 'cause you all look like:
我不知我将会怎么样 I don't know what's gonna happen, man. I don't know.
你们钢帽上放的是什么 是什么 What's this thing on the side of your helmet?
试试 -Here. Why don't you try it out?
自己试试 你们看看 -"Why don't you try it out?"
这上面写着 你是什么尺寸 Look at that. It says here, it says what sizes you got.
有大 中和白种人 You got large, medium and Caucasian.
这是什么 Look at this thing.
意大利式派对最爱用 A little ltalian party favor there. Oh!
男男女女 不行 Oh, no, Bozo, boys and girls.
看看这个 对 试试看 Look at this thing. Obviously, this is goin' like: Y eah, check it out.
这东西有多大 等等 Hold on. Look. How big is this thing? Hold on. How big is this?
黑人说这是给顶端的 只需这些 Black man's goin': It's just for the tip. That's all I need is the tip.
是浴帽 我只要戴上浴帽就可以 It's a bathing cap. I just like to put a bathing cap.
记住 越南话这是康当 Remember, this is the Vietnamese word
意大利月球升空了 "Con Dum." Look. Italian moon launch.
天呀 几乎在我脸前面爆掉 There. Whoa, geez. It almost blew up in my face.
天呀 到处都是保险套 Boom. There's prophylactic everywhere, man. It's not a pretty picture.
不是美丽的画面 满面是橡皮 There's pieces of rubber all over his face.
我不知该说什么 你们要小心 I don't know what to say. You guys, be careful.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
路易斯·史崔克 -My name is Lewis Striker.
谢谢你 史崔克兄弟 -Lewis Striker, Brother Striker. Thank you, Brother Striker.
-约翰唐纳...-史奈德... -Sean Donum. -Sean Donum.
好像是三剑客的节目般 -Jay Snyder. -Feels like the Mouseketeers show.
安娜 克比 洛依 Annette, Cubby, Roy!
你们要多加保重 Well, you guys, you take care of yourselves. I won't forget you.
我不会忘了你们 All right, guys, let's say good-bye to the radio star.
好了 和电台明星说再见 出发 -We're outta here.
早安 越南 Good morning, Vietnam!
在这渡假圣地又是新的一天了 Hey, it's another delightful day here in Vacationland.
每一个人 该起床了 起床 Everybody, time to get up.
不论你在那里 没错 太阳升起 Get up, wherever you are.
这里有首歌献给在南顺的兄弟们 Got some songs goin' out right now to a couple of guys on the road to Nha Trengh.
你们知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talkin' about.
欧麦里先生 你知道 Hey, Mr. O'Malley, O'Malley.You know.
爱尔兰杜比双声带 他们在那里 The lrish Dolby twins.They're out there.
特别为你播一首歌 马上 Special song goin' out to you, right now.
那是路易斯·B·阿母斯壮 That was Louis B. Armstrong,
伟大的芸人 the great Satchmo.
想要采访战场上的大兵 Want to interview some G.I.s in the field, sir?
将它在电台中播放 And play those tapes on the radio?
天才知道他们会说些什么 God only knows what they'd say, sir.
这还牵扯到康纳 令人立刻起疑 It involves Cronauer, which makes me suspicious immediately.
安勒 康纳一定会一起去 An Lac. And Cronauer would definitely be going along?
等一下 长官 Hold on a minute, sir.
G-2 泰舍上等兵 G-2, Corporal Tiser, sir.
等一下 One moment.
1-A公路是唯一不平安的路 Route One-A, sir, is the only route to An Lac, sir.
那条路有安全警戒吗 Does that road have a secure status?
没有 那条路在越共手中 No, sir, it does not. That road is Victor Charlie, sir.
那绝对不是友善的地区了 -It is definitely not a friendly area.
不是 长官 不是 -Negative, sir. It is not.
已经失守了48小时 It is hazardous and, uh, has been for about 48 hours.
火力强大及非常不安全 Heavily fortified and considered very unsafe, sir.
谢谢你 Thank you.
长官 建议核准24小时通行证 Sir, I recommend we issue a 24-hour pass.
"1-A小径已落入越共手中"
木椅就是在这里生长的 So this is the country where they grow rattan love seats.
天呀 好热 --God, is it hot.
好个国家 热 羞辱 恐怖份子 What a country. Heat, humidity, terrorism.
但仍比夏天的纽约要好 Still, it's better than New Y ork in the summer.
二位 咳嗽药的生意如何 Hey, fellas, how's the cough drop business?
自从长泰后就没经过检查哨了 You know, we haven't passed too many checkpoints since Chon Thanh.
你为何把越南城镇想成墨式餐厅 Why do you make every Vietnamese town sound like a Mexican restaurant?
英国今天扣留罗德西亚油轮关税 Britain imposed an oil embargo on Rhodesia today...
除非该国不庆祝独立纪念日 after that country's unilateral declaration of independence.
干比亚 新加坡 马尔帝群岛 Gambia, Singapore and the Maldive lslands j
加入了联合国 oin the United Nations.
金帝甘已成为比丘旺岛首任首相 Sertse Khama becomes the first premier of Bechuanaland.
体育新闻方面... In sports, all-star rookie Pete Rose's three hits...
你想在这一切之后做什么 艾德 What do you think you'll do after all this, Ed?
当你退伍后 When you get out of the army?
我学的已足够在电台工作了 I think I learned enough about radio stations...
我是说也许能在家乡电台工作 I mean, maybe I can work in a station back home or something.
真的 拿点本事出来 Really? Give me your best shot. Lay somethin' on me.
试一下 试一下 Give it a go. Give it a go.
这是艾迪·加利由AFRS报导 This is Eddie Garlick comin' to you live from AFRS, Armed Forces Radio Saigon.
玩够了 来点真本事 Now funkify it. Give me some real funk.
说出来 艾伍 Give it to me, Edward.
这是艾迪加利 -This is Eddie Garlick, com... -Heh!
早安 越南 Good morning, Vietnam!
你们是收听AFRS的艾迪克尔 You're listening to Eddie Kirk on AFRS.
我有个特殊的... I have a big special...
你被找到了 You fine.
你怎样了 How you are?
带你回家 Take you home.
你出来 You come out.
没问题 带你回家 现在和越共一起很平安 No problem. Take you home. Safe now from V.C.
这是马蒂李在康纳的控制中心 Hi. This is Marty Lee Dreiwitz at Cronauer Control Center.
康纳暂时出任务 我替补他 Adrian Cronauer is on temporary assignment,
希望他今早会回来 and I'll be filling in until he arrives, hopefully sometime this morning.
现在放艾德伦的歌 Right now, let's play a song
也是他最喜欢的歌之一 from Adrian's own play list, one of A.C.'s favorites.
"两名美国军人"
今天的节目既有趣 It's going to be an exciting day
又能学到不少东西 of listening and learning,
敬请注意收听 so please, tune in.
什么事 -What's up?
我想要找康纳 -I try to find Cronow.
他没去上课 He don't show up in class.
他今天也没来上班 He didn't show up for work today either.
你知道这件事吗 You know anything about this?
听着 我们是来为你们国家打仗 Listen, jerkoff! We're here fighting for your country!
康纳去那里了 -Now where did Cronauer go? -An Lac.
安勒 他说去安勒 -His pass say "An Lac."
安勒 -An Lac?
妈的 Shit!
你没事吗 -You okay?
是 -Yeah. Yeah.
你没事吗 You okay?
不 No.
走 我们会办到的 Come on, pal. We'll make it.
我有预感 -I have a hunch. -Yeah.
越共 他妈的越共 -V.C. The fuckin' V.C.
说些我不知道的事 好吗 -Tell me somethin' I don't know, okay?
你想我们走多远了 How far you think we've gone?
10 15哩 Ten, fifteen miles.
你想我们到高棉了吗 Think we've reached Cambodia yet?
在这种地方你怎能打仗 How can you fight a war in this shit?
我不知他们在那里 I don't know where they are.
我连自己在哪也不知道 I don't even know where I am.
什么也看不见 Can't see dick.
好像和瞎子雷查尔斯一起打猎 Like hunting with Ray Charles.
没问题 It okay!
你们可以出来了 You can come out now.
听见了吗 不和我说话我找不到 If you here, I cannot find you unless you talk to me.
待在这里太危险了 It's too dangerous staying here.
你不相信是我吗 You don't believe it's me?
好 给他一记 Okay. Flip them the bird!
泛 -Tuan?
你在这里呀 康纳 -Hey, there you are, Cronauer.
你如何找到我们的 聪明小子 How the helI'd you find us, Sparky?
你的吉普车 Your Jeep.
我们显然不是在高棉 We're obviously not in Cambodia.
再试试 Try it again.
再一次 -One more time.
天杀的 Goddamn it.
我们的吉普被炸了 他的发不动 Our Jeep gets blown off the road, and his van won't start.
真棒 -That's great.
你可知我们为何会再走回来吗 You know why we ended up in the same place.
为什么 -Why is that?
你向右跛使我们绕圈子 Your limp pulled us to the right. We were going around in circles.
紧跟我走 我不想再绕圈子了 Stick with me. I don't want to go around again.
不再是在堪萨斯了 We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
听 -Listen.
在那边 Somewhere over there.
在那里 There it is, man. Yo!
大兵 哈啰 水兵 Yo, G.I.! Hello, sailor! Hello!
詹森总统今天声明他相信 -Whoo! -Whoo! Boogaloo, boogaloo! Hey!
越南的情况在改善之前将更恶化
避免刮胡子后的痛苦 To avoid razor burn problems,
只要用冷水刮胡子别用热水 always rinse your razor with cold water instead of hot.
你的皮肤会感觉好多了 Your skin will look and feel a whole lot better.
闷热中的卫生到此为止 明天... That's it for "Hygiene in the Heat." Tomorrow we'll... That's it for "Hygiene in the Heat." Tomorrow we'll...
欢迎你回来 -Welcome back.
谢谢你 士官长 我想念你 -Thank you, Sergeant. I've missed you.
我通知你要离开此了 I'm informing you that you're outta here.
我要你收拾好行李 明天下午走 I want your bags packed and ready to go tomorrow afternoon.
你没有这权力 我会向上级报告 You don't have the power. I'll take this right to the authorities.
我就是上级 你这低能儿 I am the authorities, you moron.
我抓到你的弱点了 康纳 Oh, I got your pansy ass in a sling now, Cronauer.
谁是泛 Who's Tuan?
由安勒接你们回来的人报告说 The guys who flew you in from An Lac...
他们载了你和加利及位越南少年 radioed they'd picked up a young South Vietnamese boy with you and Garlick.
这位越南少年是谁 Who is this South Vietnamese boy?
我班上的一位朋友 冒险去救我 -He's a friend from my class who risked his ass to save my life. -A "friend"?
朋友 你朋友是位越共恐怖份子 -Your friend is a V.C. terrorist.
对 我母亲是狼人 Yeah, and my mother's a werewolf, right?
也是泛德多一份子 Tuan is also known as Phan Duc Tho.
越南警方因几起爆炸案而通缉他 He's currently wanted by the South Vietnamese police... in connection with several bombings in the area,
包括吉米的店 including the one at Jimmy Wah's.
你对这件意外一定很熟 Surely you're familiar with that incident.
你是否奇怪一位越南少年 Did you ever wonder how a young South Vietnamese boy...
怎能进出越共占领的地区 gets into and out of V.C.-held territory?
那边很危险 事情突如其来 It's dangerous out there. Things just jump out at you.
而这男孩却能毫无损伤的进出 And yet this boy can get in and out without a scratch.
吉米的店呢 And what about Jimmy Wah's? Didn't you ever wonder why you were pulled out...
你不奇怪为何你在爆炸前被拉走 just moments before the whole place blew up?
或是你平常不太爱追根究底 Or are you normally not that inquisitive?
泛德多的朋友 Friends of Phan Duc Tho.
这三位在这照片拍完后不久 These three were executed shortly
就被枪杀了 after this photo was taken.
你的朋友是下一位 Your friend is next.
我不期望对这件事你会赞成我 I don't recommend that you tangle with me on this one, Airman.
高阶军官会同情和恐怖份子 There's not too many high-ranking officers would be sympathetic...
挂勾的军可不会多 to a serviceman with links to terrorists.
军方对这种事很不赞同 The army is kind of quirky that way.
对于背叛美国的罪刑是要 A conviction on the charge of treason against the United States...
二眼翻白的 如你明白我的意思 carries with it some penalties kind of on the stiff side, if you know what I mean.
我已安排好荣誉退伍 I have arranged for an honorable discharge, provided
使你不发生事情而离去 you leave without incident.
立正 -Ten hut.
稍息 -At ease.
我对这件事很抱歉 Cronauer, I'm sorry as hell about this thing.
天杀的 我喜欢你 孩子 Goddamn it, I like you, son.
我喜欢你做的事 I like what you do.
最重要的是我喜欢你为弟兄做的 Most of all, I like what you've done for the men.
但事实就是事实 But facts are facts.
这有可能使军方难堪 这次我不担保你了 This could give the army a black eye. I'm not gonna cover for you this time, son.
长官 Sir?
节目怎么办 What about the show?
我们会处理它 We'll handle it.
抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, son.
你为何要这么做 Why'd you do this?
我不喜欢你的风格 I don't like your style,
你的政治或你的幽默 your politics or your sense of humor.
我不喜欢你说的话或说法 I don't like what you say or how you say it.
从现在起 在越南作战的人 From now on, the fighting men of Vietnam will hear exactly
将会听到他们该听到的 what they're supposed to hear.
你明天1830时搭DC-8机 You're on a DC-8 from Tan Son Nhut airport tomorrow at 1830 hours.
我建议你安静点收拾行李 I recommend you pack quietly.
我对你只有这些话 空军 That's all I have for you, Airman.
你知道吗 You know,
你比白人历史上最需要 you're in more dire need of a blow job
口交的人还悲惨 than any white man in history.
你来了 迪克 先别走 Whoa there, Dick. Put the brakes on.
我要等空军走了再跟你谈谈 I wanted to wait 'til the airman left to talk with you.
迪克 我要把你调走 Uh, Dick, I'm transferring you.
调我走 长官 -Transferring me, sir? -Mm-hmm.
去那里 长官 -Where to, sir?
你去关岛 -You're going to Guam.
关岛 那里什么事也没有 Guam, sir! There's nothin' goin' on in Guam!
为何选关岛 Why Guam?
迪克 我为何掩饰了很多次 Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times
因我认为你有点疯疯颠颠 'cause I thought you was a little crazy.
但你不是疯颠 你是恶毒 But you're not crazy. You're mean.
而这只是电台而已 And this is just radio.
比白人历史上 More dire need of a blow job
更需要口交的还悲惨 than any white man in history.
这真好笑 That's funny.
几时教我们打垒球 老师... Hey, Teacher! When are you gonna teach us softball?
我要和你谈谈 Listen, I gotta talk to you. Now! Come on.
现在 来 -Mr. Cronauer, I must talk to you. -Oh, Minh, not now.
你必需告诉我你弟弟在那里 -Listen, you gotta tell me where your brother is. -Don't know.
不知道 听着 他生命有危险 Listen, his life is in danger.
你必需告诉我他在那里 You gotta tell me where the hell he is.
不 我不...胡说 -No, I don't... -Bullshit!
听着 别再玩把戏了 好吗 Listen. No more games, okay?
军方知道你弟弟的事 The army knows about your brother.
因我和他的关系而必需离开了 I have to leave the country because of my association with him.
他们有他的照片 They have pictures of him.
找到他的话会杀了他 If they find him, they will shoot him.
如你还想要有位弟弟就带我去 If you want to continue to have a brother, you take me to him now!
泛德多 Phan Duc Tho!
回来
爆炸的事我知道了 聪明小子 Know about the bombings, Sparky.
难怪你能大命不死 No wonder you hauled ass.
你是我的朋友 You were my friend.
我信任你 I trusted you.
你听见了吗 You hear me?
你是位天真的人 康纳 You naive man, Cronauer.
你选了愚笨的一国 You take a stupid side.
现在你则要走了 Now you have to go.
这样也好 It's better off.
重点不在此 That's not the fucking point!
你了解吗 Understand me?
我为了你能进那酒吧而打架 I fought to get you into that bar...
你却把那酒吧给炸了 and then you blow the fuckin' place up!
听着 我付出了友谊和信任给你 Listen. I gave you my friendship and my trust...
现在他们告诉我 and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy!
我最好的朋友是敌人 敌人 什么才是敌人 Enemy? What is enemy?
你们离家数千哩来此杀我们的人 You killing my own people so many miles from your home.
我们不是敌人 你们才是敌人 We not the enemy. You the enemy!
你利用我而杀害二个人 You used me to kill two people.
二个人死于那酒吧里 Two people died in that fuckin' bar.
有什么了不起 Big fucking deal!
我母亲死了 My mother is dead.
我另一位哥哥也是 才29岁 And my older brother, who be 29 years old,
他也死了 he dead.
被美国人开枪打死 Shot by Americans.
我的邻居死了 My neighbor, dead. His wife, dead.
他太太死了 为什么 Why?
因为我们在他们眼中不是人类 Because we're not human to them.
我们只是小越南人 We're only little Vietnamese.
而我却笨到去安勒救你一命 And I'm stupid enough to save your bullshit life at An Lac.
等等 Wait.
我们是来帮助这个国家的 We're here to help this country.
你跑去那里了 Where the fuck you goin'?
不可置信 It's unbelievable.
在西贡只待了5个月 Five months in Saigon...
我最好的朋友竟是越共 and my best friend turns out to be a V.C.
这在履历上将不太好看 This will not look good on a resume!
介意我来开车吗 请便 -You guys mind if I drive? -Be my guest.
只是一个简单的规矩 It's a simple rule.
如马达有声音就表示已发动了 If the engine's humming, it's already started.
绝不会令你失望 Never fails.
你们介意我们先去一下别处吗 You guys mind if we make a little unscheduled stop?
我有些事要办 -I got something I gotta do.
如你想藉故拖延登机时间 -If you attempt to deviate from the aforeplanned schedule,
记住你已是被捕的人 you're under arrest, Cronauer.
好 各位 开始赛球 Okay, everybody, let's play ball!
好 开始 Go into conference. That point. That fence. -Okay, here we go. -Go, batter. Go, batter.
这是二垒打或是台克利酒 Let's go! Was it a double or a daiquiri?
开个会 暂停 Whoa. A little conference.
康纳 这不是真的棒球 -Time out, everyone. -This not like a real baseball.
要比这个要小 要硬 It much smaller and harder than... than this one.
你说对了 对不起 经费不够 You got me there, Wilk, because... I'm sorry. We have no budget, you see.
我还要去坐飞机 只有尽其所用 And I gotta get on a plane, and we have to do with what we can.
手给我 谢谢 还是谢谢你 -Give me your hand. Thank you. -Thank you all the same.
还是谢谢你 -Thank you all the same, and...
你要把球拿去吗 不 You wanna take the ball? -No.
好 我们还要玩 你是投手 Okay. We gotta play, Wilk. You're pitchin'.
我要把球放回原来的地方 好 I want to turn in the ball to the... see, the original place.
我们再拿一个球 这个比较好 -Okay. Let's take one more ball here. This one's a better one. -No, no.
不 不是真的 -Not that one?
我们没有真的球 We haven't got a real baseball, Wilk. -No need.
忍耐点 好吗 好 -Bear with me, okay?
钱不够 We haven't got the money, pal. -Okay.
这个可以吗 -Okay? Is that one okay?
这是很好的替代品 -Anyway. I accept that this is a very good substitute.
好 就用替代品来玩 好吗 -Okay. Let's just play with the substitute then, okay? -Mmm-hmm. Okay.
好 一言为定 -Okay. It's a deal? Okay. -This is a deal. This a deal.
那就拿着球 我会给你钱 Take the ball with you, then, Wilk. I'll give you money if you take the ball.
不 不 -No.
对不起 好 I'm sorry. -No? Okay.
我没有钱 -I'm-I'm... I've no money. Sorry.
这里有心理医生吗 -Is there a psychiatrist here?
球没有碰他之前他还没有出局 He's not out 'til you have both hands on the ball!
对了 眼睛看着水果 Keep your eye on the fruit. That's it. Eye on the fruit. Okay, on the fruit, on the fruit.
好呀 快跑 Go, go! Run, Minh! Run!
她回家去了 She's actually goin' home.
你有垒包要踏 -They twist and I'll twist -Hey, Wilk, you got a base.
当你看来像圣人葛莱亚时 When you look like Goliath, so might you...
你就可能要小心大卫了 -You take care. -beware of, of some David. We had a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
康纳先生 我们谢谢你 Well, Mr. Cronauer, we, we thank you for
好心的教导我们打垒球 your fine teaching about softball,
我们从你这里学了很多东西 and we have learned a lot from you
我们祝你好运并成功 and we wish you good luck and success.
谢谢 -Thank you, Wilkie. Thank you. -Thank you.
谢谢 -Thank you. -Thank you.
给我一分钟 You guys ready to go? -Can you give me a minute?
他要对全国说再见 Man, he's gonna say good-bye to the whole goddamn country now.
我要来说再见 I want to say good-bye
在你走之前 before you go.
告诉你 To tell you...
谢谢你如此好心 thank you for being so kind.
你所想要的很多事并没有发生 So many things not happen the way you want it.
你是位非常好的人 You so good person,
但我不能与你一起 but I could not with you.
我们太不相同了 We are so different.
我说蕃茄 你说... I say "tomato." You say "xioh phoung."
再见 See you.
想像力太棒了 -Staggers the imagination.
使我很别致 对不 -Makes me unique, doesn't it?
加三级 What a plus.
很荣幸认识你 长官 It was a pleasure making your acquaintance, sir.
谢谢 Thanks.
少来了 加利 我们阶级相同 Cut that out, Garlick. We're the same rank.
没有你我该怎么办 What will I do without you, sir?
你继续下去 勇士 -Well, you carry on, Montesque. -Carry on, Montesque.
你继续下去 勇士 Carry on. I like that.
我喜欢 使我觉得像英国人 It makes me feel, uh, British or something.
我有个东西给你 I've got something here for you.
播放这个 I want you to play this.
是对留下的人说再见 It says good-bye to everybody stayin' behind.
我会好好处理 -I'll take care of it pronto, sir.
有可能惹上麻烦 -You could get in trouble.
我已申请改名字了 I requisitioned for a name change.
麻烦是我中间的名字 Trouble is my new middle name.
我现在要给你老式的打一下肩膀 I'll give you the old chuck on the shoulder now.
这是个笨举动 对不 It's a stupid thing to do, isn't it?
你多保重 You take care.
艾德 Ed, your fly's open.
你裤挡没关 不必看了 Made you look.
早安 越南 Go-oo-ood morning, Vietnam!
这是艾迪加利 This is Eddie Garlick
由AFRS为你实况播报 coming to you live from AFRS,
西贡美军电台 Armed Forces Radio Saigon.
现在西贡时间是1629时 It's 1629 hours here in Saigon,
今天空军艾德伦·康纳回家了 and Airman Adrian Cronauer is going home today.
但他对那些在战场上流汗的弟兄 But he left a farewell message for all you guys out there
留下了道别讯息 sweating it out in the fields.
不再多说了 这是道别语 So without further ado, here's a farewell extravaganza.
再见 越南 Good-bye, Vietnam!
没错 我是历史了 我要走了 That's right, I'm history. I'm out of here.
我有了幸运机票回家了 宝贝 I got the lucky ticket home, baby.
没错 艾德伦·康纳最后播音 Y eah, that's right. The final Adrian Cronauer broadcast.
这是由五角大厦的朋友所赞助 This one is brought to you by our friends at the Pentagon.
还记得那些带你们去韩国的人 Remember the people who brought you Korea?
没错 是美国军方 That's right. The U.S. Army.
如做的正确的话 If it's being done correctly,
在国外的事决不是军方做的了 here or abroad, it's probably not being done by the Army.
我听见了 "l heard that." Oh, ho,
你在这里 真高兴见到你 you're here! Good to see you.
我是来确定你不说受争议的话 "I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial."
提到争议 是否属实 Speaking of controversial, is it true that
在越南有大麻烟的问题 there is a marijuana problem in Vietnam?
没有 不是问题 每个人都有 "No, it's not a problem. Everybody has it."
我不知道 艾德伦 李欧 "l don't know, Adrian."
艾德伦 自己多保重 "Adrian, take care of yourself.
我只是要你知道一件事 I just want you to know one thing.
如你将要穿上便衣的话 If you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes, don't forget pumps."
别忘了舞鞋 谢谢 李欧 Thank you, Leo. Thanks for these.
这些是特制的 宝石鞋 艾德伦 Oh, these are special."They're ruby slippers, Adrian.
穿上它并说 家乡最好 Put these on and say, 'There's no place like home,
家乡最好 你也可以去 there's no place like home,' and you can be there."
我希望 我希望我们全能够 I hope. I hope we all could. I hope. I hope we all could.