哦 Oh.
我能不能 Can I...
可以让我折方巾吗 Can I fold the pocket square?
可以 Yeah.
你好 Hello.
嗯 嘿 Josh 我是杰弗里 Uh, hey, Josh, it's Geoffrey.
哦 嘿 杰弗里 Oh, hey, Geoffrey.
嗨 杰弗里 Hi, Geoffrey.
嗯 很久了哈 Uh, it's been ages.
是啊 你好 Yeah, hi.
你 你好吗 How are you... How are you doing?
是啊 我很好 Yeah, I'm good.
嗯 不错 Yeah, good.
很好 是的 Good. Yeah.
嘿 你想一起吃顿晚餐吗 Hey, did... Did you wanna get dinner?
嗯 晚餐 Uh, dinner?
是的 当然 Yes, sure.
什么时候 你觉得什么时候 When... when were you thinking?
- 嗯 你什么时候有空 - 我 我随时都可以 - Um, when are you free? - Me, I mean, I'm free.
你知道 只是一般都有空 就像随时都有空一样 You know, just generally free, like, across the board.
嗯 今晚 今晚可以吗 Uh, tonight? What about tonight?
今晚 是啊 这有点快 Tonight, yeah, that's... soon.
嗯 你想吃什么 Um, what do you want to eat?
- 我都可以 - 不 不 吃什么 - I don't mind. - No. No, what is that?
这是一个特别的日子 它需要一个正式的头盔 It's a special occasion, he needs a formal headpiece.
不要 头饰是恩典 No, the tiara is for Grace.
但它看起来那么光鲜亮丽 But he looks so glamorous.
不 汤姆 这没有任何有意义 No, Tom, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh 时机不对吗 Josh, is this a bad time?
不 不是的 不好意思 我的朋友们想把扮约翰打扮得像一个女孩 No, no, sorry, my friends are trying to dress John like a girl.
抱歉 吃什么 你不会介意吧 Sorry, what was that? You don't mind?
听你的 好吧 你才是挑食的那个 Of course you mind, okay? You're picky about food.
你 你是有主意的那个 You're... You're the guy that minds.
不 不 不 我 我现在都是吃些奇怪的食物 No, no, no, I... I eat all kinds of strange things now.
例如 我真的很喜欢吃茄子 Like, I really like eggplant.
嗯 你当然喜欢 Well, of course you do.
那很好吃 It's delicious.
茄子很好吃 Eggplant is delicious.
当我告诉你的时候 你就该听我的 You should have listened to me when I told you
很好吃 it was delicious.
好吧 嗯 只是记得把地址发给我 Okay, um, just... just text me where.
- 晚上见 - 好的 - I'll see you tonight? - Okay.
♪ One two ♪
♪ One two three four ♪
♪ Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Oh the good Lord knows it ♪
♪ I've left better behind ♪
♪ I'll be fine, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'll be fine ♪
♪ Make my mama turn another blind eye ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I've left better behind ♪
♪ I'll be fine ♪
啊哈！那是什么 Aah! What is that?
这是监狱的纹身 It's prison tats.
小心 梅 她可能会杀人 Careful, Mae, she might shiv ya!
是啊 她可能会杀人 Yeah, she might shiv ya.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
你儿子在我们女儿身上涂鸦 Your son has graffiti our daughter.
哦 该死 乔什 Oh, bloody hell, Josh.
为什么你认为这是个好主意 Why would you think this is a good idea?
啊 不要怪我 伙计 你才是她爸爸 Ah, don't blame me, man. You're her dad.
你应该指引她走正确的道路 You should have brought her up right,
那么她就不会陷入这个烂摊子了 then she wouldn't have got into this mess.
能不能洗掉 Will it come off?
可以 这只是用眉笔画的 好吗 Yeah, it's just eyebrow pencil, all right?
如果她得了皮疹 我 我会杀了你 If she gets a rash, I... I will kill yu.
说真的 我会杀了你 乔希 杀死你 Seriously, I will kill you, Josh, to death!
哎呀 Jeez.
怎么了 这只是眉笔 好吗 What? It's just eyebrow pencil, all right?
我们很开心 这一点很重要 这很重要 We had fun, it's important...that's important sometimes
拥有这样一个时刻 to have, like, a good... a good time.
你还记得吗 Do you remember that?
为什么你会有眉笔 Why do you have an eyebrow pencil?
为了画监狱纹身 To draw prison tats.
艾伦 你可以准备下来洗澡吗 Alan, can you get the bath ready?
我今天真的不需要你帮忙 乔什 I really don't need this today, Josh.
我会进去来帮她洗掉的 I'll come in and clean her up.
哦 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
见好就收 我们会帮她洗的 Just leave so that we can get it done.
我可以帮她洗 虽然 I can get it done, though.
乔什 走就好 Please, Josh, just go.
我女儿不是澳大利亚的罪犯 My daughter is not an Australian convict.
我是说 这很有趣 I mean, this has been fun.
难道你不觉得吗 Don't you think?
这一直以来都不错 对吧 This has been good, right?
哦 哇哦 阿诺德 嗨 Oh, wow, Arnold. Hi.
嗯 嗨 乔什 Um, hi, Josh.
你妈妈也在这所医院 This is the hospital where your mum's at?
是的 我没有 我没有意识到 Yeah, I didn't... I didn't realize.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不 这 怎么 No, it's... How...
你到底想说什么 What are you getting?
你不用假装你刚好在 You don't have pretend like you didn't just run into me
精神病医院遇到我 in a psychiatric hospital.
不是 我没有 Yeah, no.
我只是觉得也许我们会开始 I just thought maybe we would start at,
就像 糖果和我们的工作方式 like, candy bars and work our way up
为什么你会在 to why you're in a...
我的父母只是担心我 My parents were just worried about me,
只是来这里更容易些 and it's easier to just come here
相比说服他们我没事 than to convince them I'm okay.
是啊 你没事吧 Yeah, are... are you okay?
并不是 Not really.
不是 No?
让人惊讶 Yikes.
你刚才买的是葡萄干 Did you just buy raisins?
是啊 Yeah.
你是谁啊 Who are you?
走吧 Come on.
大伙们 Guys.
嗯 这是阿诺德 Uh, this is Arnold.
阿诺德 汉娜 萝丝 这是我妈 金格尔 Arnold, Hannah, Rose, that's my mum, Ginger
你是因为什么原因来这里的 And what are you in for, then?
嗯 只是焦虑东西 Um, just anxiety stuff.
焦虑东西 那是什么 Anxiety stuff? What's that?
发生什么事了 What happened?
只是有些是让我崩溃 Just breakdown-y stuff.
我不洗澡并且笑起来像个小孩子 I stopped showering and smiling like a teenage boy.
是啊 Yeah.
我不是那种小孩子 I wasn't that kind of teenager.
我也不是 Me neither.
汉娜 汉娜 Hannah. Hannah?
你呢 What about you?
你从没告诉我 You've never told me.
我有个令我崩溃的事 I had a breakdown.
你知道的 I know that.
是什么有趣的事让你崩溃 Is there anything interesting about this breakdown?
我是说 怎么发生的 I mean, what happened?
这是相当公开的了 It was quite public.
在一家超市 In a supermarket.
超市 Supermarket?
自助结账 Self-service checkout?
超市里发生了什么 What happened in the supermarket?
你偷东西了是吗 Did you steal something?
你有偷东西的癖好吗 Are you a kleptomaniac?
不 我只是不能算出我到底买了多少种金枪鱼 No, I just couldn't work out what kind of tuna to buy.
金枪鱼 Tuna?
你是因为金枪鱼才到这里的 Are you in here because of tuna?
那里有还有这么多的不同类型的金枪鱼 There's just so many different types.
不 没有 No, there isn't.
盐水的 油的 矿泉水的 Brine, oil, spring water,
矮胖的金枪鱼 三明治的金枪鱼 蛋黄酱的 chunky tuna, sandwich tuna, mayonnaise,
海豚吃的金枪鱼 洋葱做的辣调味汁的 必须 dolphin-killing tuna, salsa, must...
三文鱼 Salmon.
为什么不只吃三文鱼 Why don't you just eat salmon?
你是个疯子 You're a maniac.
我只是失去它 我开始哭了 I just lost it. I started crying.
我期待更加戏剧性 I was expecting more drama.
你是个疯子 你是个白痴 You're not a maniac, you're a dickhead.
你们觉得这件衬衫配这件夹克怎么样 What do you guys think about this shirt and this jacket together?
相当的娘 Pretty gay.
是吗 总之 Yeah? Short for...
就是 就是喜欢 有问题吗 is that... is that like, a problem?
- 我觉得相当的好看 - 是啊 - I think it's pretty good. - Yeah.
很好有趣 It's fun.
是啊 很有趣 是吗 Yeah, it's fun, right?
这就是 我想看到有趣 我想看起来像个有趣的 好人 That's what... I want to look fun. I want to look like a fun, nice guy.
嗯 你要修剪阴毛 Um, are you going to trim your pubes.
不 汤姆 你知道我不会这么做的 好吗 No, Tom, you know I don't do that, okay?
- 又不是为了你 - 你要去修剪下你的阴毛 哥们 - It's not for me. - You gotta trim your pubes, man.
不 其实我不要这样做的 好吗 No, actually I don't, okay?
我没有任何体毛 I don't have any body hair.
我的阴毛是对我很重要 My pubic hair is very important to me.
你有没有试过呢 Have you ever tried it?
有过一次 我保证这真的不是很好 Yeah, once, and I promise it's not good.
我看起来像个巨大的孩子 I look like a giant toddler.
我是说 我只是觉得你需要稍微的修理下你的阴毛 I mean, I just really think you need to do something with your pubes.
是啊 只要它们整齐就行 Yeah, just make them neat.
这样你就让他知道你有多擅长性爱 Then you can show him how good you've got at sex.
这让他没有机会更擅长性爱 There is no chance he got good at sex.
- 好吧 - 我勉强同意吧 - All right! - I'm trying to be supportive.
我敢保证他会喜欢那样的 I'm sure he's lovely at it.
嗨 Hi!
哦 嗨 Oh, hi!
乔什 我要你告诉我们 Josh, I need you to tell us
你对格蕾丝所做的一切 everything you did to Grace.
我们没有生你的气 乔什 嗯 We are not angry, Josh, uh...
格蕾丝生病了 Grace is sick.
哦 不 好吧 她怎么了 Oh, no. Okay, what's wrong with her?
她的便便是紫色的 Her poo is purple!
你有没有对她做过奇怪的事 Did you do anything else weird with her?
我们不会生气的 We won't be angry!
是啊 你的声音 Yeah, you sound...
我真的不认为我有做了什么 I just really don't think I did anything
让她的便便变成紫色的 that would make her poo purple.
哦 不 Oh, no...
不 不 不 No, no, no...
我认为便便紫色的没事 I think it's okay for it to be purple.
我觉得宝宝的便便有时候会有不同的颜色 I think baby's poo is different colors sometimes.
你的便便从来没有紫色的 Your poo was never purple.
是啊 Yeah.
我认为只有白色的是时候才要担心 I think the only color you need to worry about is white.
你怎么知道这么多便便的事 How do you know so much about poo?
我在“野草”的情节里看到的 I saw it in an episode of "Weeds."
我才不会听取电视剧的意见 I'm not taking advice from a TV show about pot.
不 拜托了 乔什 No! Come on, Josh,
我要你一直在想这个问题 I need you to keep thinking about this.
好吧 Okay.
需要我做些什么吗 Yeah, do you need me to do anything,
帮什么忙吗 to help or anything?
不 不 不 不用了 你已经做的够多了 No, no, no, no, you've done quite enough.
我没做什么让她的便便变成紫色的 I just did not do anything to make her poo purp...
嗯 Well?
怎么样了 How'd it go?
不 情况很糟 相当的糟 No, it was bad, it was really bad.
不 我不知道我做了什么 我修剪失败了 No, I didn't know what I was doing, I was lost down there.
它们都是高低不平的，它们看起来很恶心 They're all spiky, they feel gross.
这不是你想要的生殖器阴毛 你希望它们一样的 柔软和安全 That's not what you want from genitals. You want them to be, like, soft and safe
并且热情 而我的是光亮的 and welcoming, and mine are sharp.
等等 你有 Wait, did you...
你有用过我的指甲刀 You didn't use my clippers?
没有 No.
我没有指甲刀 You don't own clippers.
不 No.
- 乔什 - 是我 汤姆斯 - Josh... - Yes, Thomas?
你是不是用我的剃须刀去剃你的阴毛 Did you trim your pubic hair with my beard trimmer?
是啊 Yeah.
我不明白 I don't understand.
什么 这有什么 What, what is it?
为什么你要发一张阴茎的照片给我 Why did you send me a picture of your penis?
哦 不 Oh, no.
再发消息请我过来 And a message inviting me over
这样你就可以 根据这个 跟我脸交 so that you can, according to this, "Fuck my face off?"
哇哦 Whoa!
因为我已经在这里了 'Cause I'm already here, so...
是啊 为什么现在你不直接跟她脸交 Yeah, why can't you just fuck her face off right now?
你为什么还要让她过来 Why are you making her come back later?
人们是不是很喜欢这样 相互脸交 Is that a thing people like, having their face fucked off?
有没有人可以告诉我这样做是为了什么 Can someone just tell me who this was meant for?
你有女朋友吗 Do you have a girlfriend?
不 不 我没有女朋友 绝对没有 No, no, I don't have a girlfriend. Definitely don't have a girlfriend.
我好困惑啊 I'm so confused.
- 这是为谁而做的 - 哦 这是为别人做的 - So who was this meant for? - Oh, it was meant for someone else.
我知道了 I get it.
好吧 是对别人有意义 Okay, it was meant for somebody else.
Niamh 这是针对Niamh而做的 Niamh! It was meant for Niamh.
好吧 很显然 这很糟糕 Okay, obviously, this is bad,
但是请不要认为这是什么大事 but please don't think this is a big deal.
大事 A big deal?
好吧 这意味着很多不是吗 Okay, like, this is a lot, isn't it?
你发了这张可怕的图片 You're sending this horrible photo
并且我还坐在那里 and I'm just sitting here.
这真的是个可怕的图片 It really is a horrible photo.
我觉得它是在威胁我 I feel like it's threatening me.
呃 这意味着很多 对吧 Ugh. It is a lot, right?
是啊 Yeah.
汤姆你处在一个黑暗的地方 你在一个很黑很黑的地方 Tom, you're in a dark place.You're in a dark, dark place.
你什么时候拍的照片 When did you even take the picture?
- 几个星期前 - 什么 - A few weeks ago. - What?
所以你就存在文档中以防不时之需 So you've just got it on file in case of emergency.
他很自豪 He's very proud.
我不想发照片的 I didn't want to send it.
我不想这样 我只是 I wasn't into it, I just...
她发了一张照片给我 She sent me a picture,
并且我觉得不回复可能很粗鲁 and I thought it would be... rude to not reply.
是啊 珍妮 Yeah, Jenny.
他只是出于礼貌 He was just being polite.
我知道 如果你是想跟其他女孩做 我是不会介意的 I mean, I don't mind if you want to have sex with other girls.
我们才刚认识 We just started seeing each other.
但是 这样 我就坐在你右边 But, like, right next to me!
就像 连上厕所都不会影响到你 Like, you didn't even bother to go to the bathroom.
是啊 因为乔什帮他剃过阴毛 Yeah, 'cause Josh was shaving his pubes.
然后照片又不发对人 And then you didn't even send it right.
这简直太可爱了 It's almost adorable.
是啊 这太可爱了 Yeah, it's adorable.
是啊 这很好 继续吧 Yeah, that's good, go with that.
就这样 That's it?
争吵结束了 Is that the end of the fight?
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 很好 我要走了 Okay, well, I have to go.
- 祝你好运 - 谢谢 - Good luck. - Thank you.
汤姆斯 你该和她结婚 Thomas, you should marry her.
- 我想我可能会 - 晚安 - I think I might. - Good evening.
好了 Niamh会感觉失望的 Well, Niamh will be feeling let down
现在她得不到脸交了 now that she won't be getting her face fucked off.
是 她不可能收到那条短信 No, she never got the text.
你现在该担心 因为你还没有 You're worried now because you never replied
给她回复消息不是吗 to her message, aren't you?
不 没关系的 No, it's fine.
我不会去管它 I'll leave it.
是啊 Yeah.
可能最好的选择就是不管它 Probably best to just leave it.
太无聊了 So bored.
是啊 Okay.
是吗 Yes?
为什么我们不玩些游戏什么的 Why can't we play a game or something?
一 One...
二 Two...
三 Three...
四 Four...
五 Five...
六 Six...
七 Seven...
八 Eight...
九 Nine...
十 Ten...
十一 Eleven...
十二 Twelve...
为什么所有的人都偷偷摸摸的 Why all the sneaking around?
哦 对了 Oh, right.
嗯 我们在玩捉迷藏 Uh, we're playing hide and seek.
是吗 Yeah?
你想玩吗 Do you want to play?
当然我热血沸腾呢 来吧 Of course I bloody do, come on.
十九 Nineteen...
素数 Prime number.
二十 Twenty.
出来这里 Out here?
是啊 是啊 是啊 Yes, yes, yes.
这里 这里 There, there.
- 什么 这里 - 对啊 - What, in here? - Yes.
- 这里 - 对啊 对啊 - In here? - Yes, yes.
哦 Oh.
这里可能会有蜘蛛 Probably spiders in here.
不 这里不会有蜘蛛的 No, there's no spiders in here.
哦 Oh!
怎么了 What's up?
你有让她接近蜡笔吗 Did you let her near any crayons?
没有啊 No.
所以她不可能是吃了蜡笔对吧 Right, so she couldn't have eaten a crayon.
是的 No.
爸 她还没有牙齿呢 Dad, she doesn't have any teeth.
好吧 谢谢 再见 Okay, thanks, bye.
- 不是蜡笔 - 不是 - No crayon? - No.
你什么时候理的头发 When did you shave your head?
我不记得了 I don't remember.
- 有一段时间了 - 看起来不错 - A while ago. - It looks good.
最近在忙些什么 So what have you been up to?
嗯 过去一年 就是一整年 Uh, in the last year? Like, in the entire year?
是啊 Yeah.
很多事情 Lots of things.
比如什么 Like what?
嗯 我有了每天都用牙线的习惯 Uh, I got into the habit of flossing every day, every single day.
我能把牙线卷起来 你能想象的到吗 I finished a roll of floss. Can you imagine?
我从来没用过，所以 I've never flossed, so.
你知道吗我能让我的眉毛碰到我的鼻子 Did you know that I can touch my eyebrow to my nose?
- 不知道 - 那你想看吗 - No. - Nah, do you want to see it?
- 当然 - 是吗 - Sure. - Yeah?
噗 Boom!
那是头发 That's gross.
我还能很好的平衡汤匙 I'm also really good at balancing spoons
通过我的鼻子 像这样 on my nose, so...
- 哇哦 -是哦 - Wow. - Yeah.
我能一直保持这样 I can do this forever.
我打赌在菜来之前你会这么做 I dare you to do it until the meal comes.
不会出汗 这完全没问题 No sweat. That's not a problem.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 为什么我们不做朋友呢 Hey, why aren't we friends anymore?
我不知道 I don't know.
不要不屑一顾 Don't get dismissive.
你知道的 You know.
- 我 - 是啊 你知道答案 - Do I? - Yeah, you know the answer.
你会告诉汤姆答案 You would have told Tom the answer.
那你要跟汤姆呢 What did you say to Tom about it?
不 我 我不知道 No, I... I don't know.
但是这有什么关系呢 不管怎么样 我们现在都在这了 But what does it matter,anyway? We're here now.
About to have parmigiana.
嗯嗯 太好吃了 Mm-mmm, delicious.
I'm nailing having this spoon on my nose.
是不是因为没有性生活 Is it because without sex,
你对我没有兴趣 you're not that interested in me?
不 我不 No, I don't...
难道是因为我拒绝了你 Is it because I rejected you?
我是不是伤了你的自尊 Did that bruise your ego?
我还有自尊吗 Do I have an ego?
是啊 你有 当然有 Yeah, you do, actually.
我有 Do I?
谢谢 Thank you.
我希望她不会有我一样的印象 She didn't seem as impressed as I was hoping.
我真的很想成为你的朋友 I really wanted to be friends.
你过得不好吗 Are you having a bad time?
我觉得也许你过得不好 I feel like maybe you're having a bad time.
不 抱歉 我不该这么说的 No. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up.
不 没关系 很显然有些事 你想要 No, it's fine, obviously you have things you wanna...
- 你想谈谈吗 - 不 说真的 - you wanna talk about. - No, I'm... being too intense.
好吧 Okay.
听着 有些事我想告诉你 Look, there is...something I want to tell you.
是吗 Yeah?
我只是觉得这样告诉你不舒服 因为你有这个 I just feel a bit uncomfortable telling you 'cause you've got this...
汤匙在你的鼻子上 spoon on your nose.
好吧 我拿走它 All right, I will take it off.
哈哈 Ha! Ha!
骗到你了 Got you.
你真卑鄙 You've been punked.
哦 妈的 我变卑鄙了 Oh, damn it, I've been tons punked.
是啊 Yes.
你有男朋友了吗 Do you have a boyfriend?
没 没有 No... no.
- 没有 - 没男朋友 - No? - No boyfriend!
不适合我 Not for me.
不可爱 Unlovable.
即使我没来今晚你还会在这里吗 Would you still have come tonight even if you did?
杰弗里 你又认真了 好吗 Geoffrey, you're being intense again, okay?
我不知道这是怎么发生的 I don't know why things happened the way they happened,
好吧 我答应你 我不会那么关注 Okay, I promise you, I'm just not paying
- 那么关注你 好吗 - 好的 - that much attention, okay? - Okay.
好的 Okay, cool.
所以你现在想和我做朋友是吗 So do you want to be friends now?
是的 Yeah.
你得到这个机会了 宝贝 You got no chance, babe.
这太倾斜了 Nah, it's too slanty.
妈的鼻子 Shit nose.
这太倾斜了 Nah, it's too slanty.
需要变成泡沫 Needs to be a bubble.
我的就像泡沫 Mine's like a bubble.
你们都在这 汉娜 You all right there, Hannah?
哦 嗯 没关系的 汉娜 Oh, um... It's okay, Hannah.
我发现 这是 嗯这是我的包 I found it, it was, um, it was in my bag
很好 Good.
一切都好吗 阿诺德 Everything all right here, Arnold?
是 是的 一切都好 Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
好的 Yeah.
糟糕的藏身地点 Shit hiding spot.
是啊 嗯 我不太信任 Yeah, well, I didn't actually trust
你会出来找我们 you were gonna come look for us.
我自己不会这么做 I wasn't sure myself.
是啊 我都经筋疲力尽了 Yeah, I'm exhausted.
我要走了 I'll leave you to it.
顺便说下我是萝丝 I'm Rose, by the way.
斯图尔特 嘘 Stewart. Shh.
- 你觉得他们是 - 嘘 - Do you think they're gonna be... - Shh!
这么槽 So serious.
是啊 我不会进去认输的 Yeah, I'm not in this to lose, am I?
那当然 这是个很好的藏身之所 Actually, that's a good point.
我也是 Me neither.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢你 Thank you!
嘿 帕克里克 Hey, Patrick.
嘿 Hey.
你一定是杰弗里了 Must be Geoffrey.
我是帕克里克 I'm Patrick.
嘿 嗯 我们刚度过个最有趣的晚上 Hey, um, we just had the funnest night.
我看到乔什用他的鼻子平衡汤匙知道菜端上来 I got Josh to balance a spoon on his nose until the meal came.
是啊 Yeah.
我真的很擅长用我的鼻子去平衡汤匙 I'm really good at balancing spoons on my nose.
- 很酷 - 令人难以置信 是啊 - Cool. - Incredible, yeah.
但是后来我骗他拿了下来 But then I tricked him into taking it off.
好样的 Good one.
很好 Nice.
好了 再见 Okay, bye. Yeah.
再见 Bye.
嗯 Yeah.
这是正确的选择 That's correct.
嘿 Hey.
哦 哦 我的靴子 Oh... Oh, my boots.
让我脱靴子 什么 Let me get my boots. What?!
让我穿脱靴子 Let me get my boots.
这很复杂 It's complicated.
非常复杂的靴子 Very complicated boots.
只要给我一分钟 我只要 Just give me a second, I just need to...
我需要集中精力 I need to concentrate.
天啊 你好快 God, you're so fast!
我知道 I know!
你穿皮鞋 You're wearing loafers.
总是穿皮鞋 Always wear loafers.
好了吗 You done?
是的 Yes.
金格尔 Ginger?
现在没有人找你了 No one's looking for you now.
我要去睡了 I'm gonna go to bed.
晚安 Goodnight.
妈的 Shit.
如果你喜欢的话可以继续玩 You can keep playing if you like.
我就知道你会毁了游戏 I knew you'd ruin the game.
你觉得他们还在找吗 Do you think they're still looking?
我不觉得他们在找 I don't think they are, are they?
这是不是意味着我们赢了 Does that mean we won?
我觉得这意味着我们是傻瓜 I think it means we're fools.
哦 Oh...
杰弗里 Geoffrey.
我刚真的看到你在哭 It just really seems like you're crying.
我 对不起 我只是 I'm... I'm sorry, I just...
我不知道该什么时候告诉你 I didn't know when to tell you.
我爸去世了 My dad died.
哦 妈的 我很抱歉 Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
发生什么事了 What happened?
哦 妈的 好吧 Oh, shit, okay.
什么时候 什么时候的事 When... When did it happen?
周一的时候 On Monday.
周一 On Monday?
这周一 This Monday?
- 是的 - 哦 哥们 - Yeah. - Oh, man.
我很抱歉 哥们 I'm sorry, man.
这只是很糟 这真的太遭了 有人去世真的太可怕了 It's just shit, it's so shit.People die and it's horrible.
这只是什么能让人变得好受些 And there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.
他是不是你碰到的第一个去世的家人 Is he the first person in your family to die?
是啊 Yeah.
当佩格姨妈死的时候 那是我第一次遇到家人去世 When Peg died, it was the first time
我意识大这 就像 I realized that, like...
每个我认识的人都先死去 everybody I knew was gonna die,
然后我才会死 and that I was gonna die.
这是如此疯狂可怕的事 It's so crazy terrifying.
当我还是个孩子时 有时候我的父母 When I was a kid, sometimes my parents,
他们会给我个买氢气球 they would buy me a helium balloon,
我将自己度过一整天 就像 这么惨 and I would just spend the whole day, like, so miserable
所以紧张 只是太糟糕了 and so tense, just terrified
我不想让他走 你知道的 that I was gonna let it go, you know.
当佩格姨妈去世的货 我开始对所有人有这种感觉 After Peg died, I started feeling that way about everybody.
我不知道该讲些什么 I don't know what my point is.
- 有帮助吗 - 嗯 - Is that helpful? - Yeah.
我是不是成了有用的人 Am I being helpful?
你想不想看我万圣节的照片 Do you want to see a picture of my Halloween costume?
好吧 Okay.
哇哦 Wow.
这么小 That is small.
我是一个性感的兔女郎 I was a sexy bunny.
花花公子兔女郎 Playboy bunny?
不 不是花花公子 No, not Playboy,
他们没有兔女郎好吗 they don't own bunnies, okay?
好吧 Okay.
我曾经养过一只宠物兔 I used to have a pet rabbit.
Shaniqua 什么的 Shaniqua. What?
汤姆 Tom!
为什么你不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
你知道我很喜欢兔子 You know I love rabbits.
是啊 她死了 Yeah, she died.
噢 Aw!
这真的太可悲了 That's really sad.
你给我看这个真的太贴心了 That's really sweet of you to keep that from me.
哦 Ooh!
好吧 不用看这一定是我爸 Okay, that's gonna be my dad,and I don't want to look
像个可怕的人回答者问题 like a horrible guy answering this
当你的 while your...
和你爸 with your dad,
但是我妹妹生病了 but my sister's sick.
你有妹妹吗 You have a sister?
- 嗨 - 我是爸爸 - Hi. - It's Dad.
我只是打电话告诉你她没事了 Just calling to let you know that she's okay.
- 她没事吧 - 没事了 - Is she okay? - Yeah.
那是谁 Who's that?
- 是杰弗里 -嘿 艾伦 - It's Geoffrey. - Hey, Alan.
嗨 杰弗里 Hi, Geoffrey.
我们才刚刚让她吃固体食物 乔什 We just started her on solid, Josh,
我忘了甜菜 and I forgot about the beetroot.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我 我只是太 太累并且压力太大了 I... I'm just so, so tired and so stressed.
是的 没关系 Yeah, it's okay.
我得挂了 再见 好吗 I gotta go now, bye, okay?
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我真的很抱歉 I'm just so sorry.
这 这没关系的 That's... That's fine.
我理解继续聊吧 I understand, keep talking.
好的 Okay.
我是说 如果我们相信天堂的话 我会更容易告诉你 I mean, it would be easier if we believed in heaven and that
因为那样我可以告诉你我爸的去世 就像 'cause then I could tell you that your dad is, like,
真的很开心 如果你表现是这样的 really happy, and that if you behave yourself
你将会再见到他 then you will get to see him again.
我爸没有在天堂 My dad's not in heaven.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 同性恋不能上天堂 Well, gays don't go to heaven,
所以你有可能会想出去玩 so you'll probably still get to hang out.
我不想出去玩 I don't want to hang out.
好吧 Okay.
我去拿些酒来 I'm gonna get some wine.
好的 Yeah.
嘿 你知道你之前说过 Hey, you know how before you said
你不介意我和别人睡 that you wouldn't mind if I slept with other people?
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 这让我非常喜欢你 Well, that made me really like you.
好吧 Okay.
就像 这让我不希望你和被人睡 Like, it made me want you to not sleep with other people.
你认为我们应该排斥它 You think we should be exclusive.
是的 Yes.
就像 男朋友-女朋友 Like, boyfriend-girlfriend?
是 Yeah.
你真让人难以置信 You're incredible.
我们在一起会很棒的 We'd be great together.
好吧 Okay.
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嘿 嗯 我走了 Hey, um, so I left.
呃 这不是你的错 好吧 我只是 Uh, it's not your fault, okay, I just...
在你面前哭让我感到很尴尬 I just got embarrassed crying in front of you,
所以我想回家一个人哭 so I'm gonna go home and cry alone.
我知道你不想做朋友 所以我不会再问 I know you don't want to be friends, so I won't ask.
发生什么事了 What happened?
嗯 他哭了并且回家了 Uh, he started crying and then he left.
你做了什么 What did you do?
我不知道 I don't know.
我认为我很迷人 I thought I was being so charming.
也许他剪了你那样的阴毛 Maybe he cut himself on your pubic hair.
哦 天呐 帕克里克 Oh, my God, Patrick.
他告诉我他爸爸去世了好吧 He was telling me about his dead dad, right?
他父亲周一去世 His dad died on Monday.
我不能让他停止想这件事 And I could not stop my brain from thinking about,
就像 愚蠢得就像我的阴茎一样 like, how dumb my penis looks.
我是个坏人 I'm a bad person.
你想看些什么吗 Do you want to watch something?
例如 关于纸杯蛋糕的秀或者棺材或者其他什么的 Like, a show about cupcakes or storage or whatever?
不 没关系 No, that's fine.
看人们死去真的相当有帮助 Watching the people die really helps
让我更加客观看待问题 put my problems into perspective.
来一点酒吗 Do you want some wine?
- 好的 - 好的 - Yeah. - Yeah?