有事吗 Yeah?
我知道你不是真的想要看到我 know you don't really want to see me
或是和我说话 or talk to me right now,
而且我仍然很生气你这样做 and I'm still really annoyed about that.
但我要走了 But I'm leaving now.
好的 Okay.
再见 See ya.
再见了 See ya.
这真是个奇怪的选择 That was a weird choice.
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你在看什么 What are you watching?
安东尼·罗宾 Anthony Robbins.
世界潜能激励大师 世界第一成功导师 世界第一潜能开发大师
却在吸大麻 While smoking weed?
是啊 Yeah.
你觉得有动力了吗 Do you feel motivated?
呃 这给了我吃东西的动力 Uh, it motivated me to get food.
好吧 Well...
汤姆 你是把我所有的芝士通心粉都吃吃光了 Tom, did you eat all my truffle macaroni and cheese?
哦 我不知道这里面还有加松露 Oh, I didn't know it had truffle in it.
哦 拜托 你吃不出来有松露吗 Oh, come on. You didn't even notice the truffle?
-你怎么能买的起松露啊 -我买不起 那是松露油 - How do you afford truffle? - I don't. It's truffle oil.
帕克里克买给我的 Patrick bought it for me.
哦 帕克里克 Ohh, Patrick.
不 不是因为那个 好吗 No, it's not because of that, okay?
是因为松露太贵了 It's 'cause it's expensive.
好了 我饿了 我不知道那是特别的芝士通心粉 Well, I was hungry. I didn't realize it was special macaroni and cheese.
-我真的很抱歉 -你会后悔的 - I'm very sorry.- You will rue the day
你把我的松露芝士通心粉吃了 you ate my truffle macaroni and cheese.
约书亚 Joshua?
在这 托马斯 Yes, Thomas.
你是把我的门堵了吗 Did you build a barricade outside my door?
是的 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
约书亚 Joshua?
怎么了 宝贝 Yeah, babe?
你把Wi-Fi关了吗 Did you turn off the Wi-Fi?
-是的 -乔希 不要这样啊 拜托了 - Yes. - Josh, no, come on.
哦 哇哦 Oh, wow.
他把我的松露芝士通心粉吃光了 He ate all my truffle macaroni and cheese.
-哦 -因此我们在这里 - Oh. - So here we are.
克莱尔 放我出去 Claire, let me out.
嗯 你打算把他关多久啊 Um, how long are you planning on locking him in there for?
还没决定好 Yeah, I haven't decided.
克莱尔 你能不能放我出去 Claire, can you please let me out?
不 我不想卷入这件事 No, I'm not getting involved.
你只要让乔希赢了就行了 拜托了 You're just letting Josh win. Come on.
不 不是这样的 这没什么的 我是瑞士人 No, it's not. It's nothing. I'm Switzerland.
汤姆 呃 顺便说下 你昨天把手机落在客厅了 Tom, uh, by the way, yesterday you left your phone in the living room,
而且我把你的手机放在了堡垒之上 and I took your phone, and I placed it on top of the barricade
所以如果你继续想那样摇的话 so that if you keep shaking it like that,
可能你的手机就会掉下来 然后摔个粉碎 maybe the phone would fall off and... and smash.
那么你就没有电话可以打给 And then you won't have a phone to call
所有的人 他们将消失在你的生命中 all the people you don't have in your life.
仅供参考 Just FYI.
克莱尔 那你能不能至少就把我的手机给我 Claire, can you at least just pass me my phone?
不 我说过我不会卷进这件事的 No, I said I'm not getting involved.
-好了 我要走了 -你不能走 - Okay, I gotta go. - You can't go!
我能 我是自由的 Yeah, I can. I'm free to go.
也许你能利用这些时间 Maybe you can use this time
去好好想想你的所作所为 to think about what you've done.
你知道的 反省 You know? Reflect.
他怎么能买得起松露 How does he afford truffle?
帕克里克买的 Patrick bought it.
啊 所以你吃了帕克里克最后的爱 Ah, so you ate the last of Patrick's affection?
是啊 Yeah.
妈 宝贝 Ma, babe?
哦 嗨 亲爱的 Oh, hi, lovey.
你为什么穿成这样 Why are you dressed like that?
我要去慢跑 那对大脑有好处 I'm going for a jog. It's good for the brain.
你想一起去吗 jogDo you wanna come?
我不能去 -为什么 - Can't. - Why?
呃 只是听起来是个烂主意 Uh, just sounds shit.
-哦 天呐 -是啊 - Oh, God. - Yeah.
汉娜 你呢 Hannah, what about you?
不去了 我不能慢跑 No, I can't jog.
我的躯体不适应我的骨骼系统 My outer shell is not snug to my skeletal system.
独立的肌肉是速度的敌人 Independent flesh is the enemy of speed.
-来吧 汉娜 -不了 - Come on, Hannah.. - No.
乔希 你能给她一点动力吗 Can you motivate her, Josh?
好吧 呃 汉娜 相信你自己 Yeah, uh, Hannah, believe in yourself,
你可以做到任何事 and you can do anything.
我能相信不用去跑步吗 Can I believe in not going for a run?
可以 我要走了 好吗 Yes. I gotta go, okay?
我要去找工作了 I gotta look for a job.
哦 好吧 哦 祝你好运 Oh, okay. Um, oh, good luck.
再见 汉娜 谢谢 See you, Hannah. Thanks.
亲亲 Kisses.
亲亲 Kisses?
-嘿 -哦 嗯 嗨 乔希 - Hey. - Oh, um, hi, Josh.
我没 我没想到你会来看我 I didn't... I didn't realize you were coming to visit.
你应该告诉我你会来看我 You should've told me you were coming to visit.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我在 嗯 我在看书 I was, um... I was reading.
哦 是吗 Oh, yeah?
怎么样 嗯 远足怎么样 How was the, uh, how was the hike?
就是走了太多的路 Just so much walking.
就是走了非常的多路 你知道我的意思吗 Just like a lot of walking.You know what I mean?
对于金格尔有什么感受 How are you feeling about Ginger?
嗯 我 Um, I get...
我时不时会感到难过 I get kinda sad every now and then.
是啊 Yeah.
对不起 这是 这是不是很奇怪 I'm sorry. Was that... was that weird?
-我 -不 - I...- No.
我 我对金格尔感到很难过 I... I am sorry about Ginger.
我只是对谈论这件事有点厌倦了 I just am kinda sick of talking about it.
不 不用担心 No... no worries.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
是的 Yeah.
呃 帕克里克昨天伴奏了 Uh, Patrick moved out yesterday.
哦 是哦 那怎么了 Oh, right. How was that?
没事 Fine.
嗯 Um...
你是不是不喜欢我 Do you not like me?
什么 不 我 我喜欢你 What? No, I... I... I like you.
好吧 但是你不会想见我这样的人的 Okay, but do you not see me as like a person
因为我在精神病医院里 because I'm in a psychiatric hospital?
不 我 我想 No, I... I guess...
我想我只是 I guess I just...
我不知道 我们在金格尔死前接吻 I don't know, we kissed before Ginger died.
这个她有关系吗 Is she relevant to this?
我只是 我不觉得这跟她有什么关系 I just... I don't think she's relevant to this.
是啊 Yeah.
我觉得我只是想也许 I think I just thought maybe,
可能 你是不允许约会的 like, you weren't allowed to date.
什么 我当然可以 What? Of course I'm allowed.
-好的 -好的 - Okay. - Okay?
好的 Okay.
呃 你想要去约会吗 Uh, do you want to go on a date?
老实说 这些对话已吓到我了 Honestly, this conversation has been so awful for me,
我不记得当 I can't remember when...
你还好吗 How are you?
-金格尔吗 -是的 - Ginger? - Yeah.
你知道吗 她偷走了我最好的袜子 Do you know she stole my good socks?
什么 钻石纹的那双吗 What, the diamond ones?
阿盖尔图案的那双 是啊 Argyle, yeah.
真是个小混蛋 What a little bitch.
她还给你了吗 She give them back?
是的 她把它们放在了我的床上 Yeah, she left them on my bed.
好吧 这很甜蜜 Well, that's pretty sweet.
它们没有洗过 They weren't clean.
共产党人是通过什么来决定谁来当农民的 How did the communists decide who gets to be a farmer
而且如果他们的报酬一样的话 那么谁来当诗人 and who gets to be like a poet if the pay is the same?
没有人想成为诗人 Nobody gets to be a poet.
他们都是农民 They're all farmers.
我会成为一个可怕的农民 I'd make a terrible farmer.
是啊 好吧 你同样是一个可怕的诗人 Yeah, well, you'd make a pretty terrible poet, too.
我真的很希望我们不会成为共产主义者 I really hope we don't become communists,
因为所有人都是同一个团队 'cause everyone's a team,
而且我觉得我会让这个团队失望的 and I'd feel like I was letting the team down.
我能提供出的不多 I don't have enough to offer.
好了 这就是资本主义存在的原因 Well, that's why capitalism works.
没有付出就没有收获 If you don't do anything, then you won't get paid.
-可能我更喜欢共产主义 -哈哈 - Maybe I do prefer communism. - Ha ha.
嘿 嘿 亲爱的 Hey. Hey, sunshine.
你好 Hello.
嘿 汤姆 嘿 老兄 Hey, Tom. Hey, buddy.
你好 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
克莱尔 这是个火灾风险 Claire says this is a fire risk.
现在我能把汤姆的手机还给他了吗 Can I give Tom his phone back now?
-不行 -好吧 - Nah. - Okay.
我要做好我的简历 I have to finish my resume.
我无法相信你写得这么快 I can't imagine what you've written so far.
汤姆，你可以给帮我写一封求职信吗 Tom, can you write me a cover letter?
如果你写的好 我会放你出来的 If you do a good job, I'll let you out.
好吧 那你要把网线插上 Well, you'll have to plug the internet back in
这样我才能发给你 so I can send it to you.
好吧 我会插上的 我会插上的 Okay, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
好了 写吧 It's done. Go.
我要和阿诺德约会了 I'm going on a date with Arnold.
所以说你现在已经忘了帕克里克了 So you've forgotten about Patrick then?
你要和一个精神病患者约会啊 You're going on a date with a mental?
这听起来很愚蠢的 不是吗 汤姆 That seems crass, doesn't it, Tom?
那样形容他 To describe him like that?
汤姆希望她是个共产主义者 Tom wishes he was a communist.
他一直想成为共产主义者 He's always going on about communism.
共产主义者是怎样对待精神病患者的 What do the communists do with mentals?
我觉得他们会杀了他们 I think they kill them.
他们不会杀了精神病患者的 They don't kill the mentals.
好了 我现在真的希望我们不会成共产主义者 Well, I really hope we don't become communists now,
否则的话 约书亚将永远找不到爱情 otherwise, Joshua will never find love.
为什么你妈妈从来都不来看你 Why doesn't your mum ever come to visit you?
她不知道我在这里 She doesn't need to know I'm here.
她不知道吗 She doesn't know?
亲爱的 你得让她知道的 Honey, you gotta let her know.
不 她不会理解精神疾病的 No, she wouldn't understand mental illness,
而且 我也不知道该怎样向她解释 and I don't understand it enough to explain it to her.
我认为你可能低估她了 I think you're probably underestimating her.
她唯一的能治好所有的疾病的就是维克斯药膏 Her only cure for any illness is Vicks VapoRub.
我曾经一直让约书亚用它 I used to use that all the time with Joshua
当他是个孩子的时候 当他感冒的时候 when he was a kid when he had a cold.
是啊 这对那有用 对晒伤就没什么用了 Yeah, it's good for that.Not so good for sunburn.
哎呦 Ouch.
当我得了尿路感染的时候 我从来I没有告诉它 never told her when I got a urinary tract infection.
你真幽默 You're funny.
什么 不会吧 我没有墨水了 What, no. I don't have any ink.
我怎么把墨水用光的 How am I out of ink?
墨水太贵了。我真的买不起它 Ink's so expensive. I genuinely can't afford
去打印一份文档去得到一份工作 to print the document to get me a job
这样我就能负的起打印文档的费用了 so I can afford to do things like print documents.
好吧 为什么你不找你爸帮忙呢 Well, why don't you just ask your dad?
我的意思是说 我要这么做 不是吗 I mean, I just have to, don't I?
他总是很生气 He's always so annoyed.
他是如此的讨厌我这样 He's so tedious about it.
我本应该开心的 不是吧 I should be happy, right?
我是说 我做好了简历 I mean, I did my resume.
是吧 Yeah?
我不知道 I don't know.
嗨 乔希 我是你爸 Hi, Josh, this is Dad.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我很高兴你打电话给我 I'm glad you called.
我们已经谈过了 我会帮助你的 We've been talking it over. I am gonna help you out.
这是个好消息 好的 That is great news, okay,
因为我把简历做好了 好吗 because I've done my resume, okay?
多谢了 不用担心 没关系的 Thank you. No worries. You're welcome,
但我没有钱打印了 but I don't have any money to print it,
所以我需要你给我些钱 and I need you to give me money.
我需要一些钱买墨水 拜托了 老爸 爱你 I need money for ink, please, Dad, to love you.
不 不 不 没有钱 No, no, no. Not with money.
不 我只要够买打印我简历的钱就行了 No, just enough to buy ink to print my resume.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
乔希 我会帮助你的 Josh, I am gonna help you.
我有一个计划 但我仍然不相信你的开销 have a plan, but I still don't trust you with money.
对不起，你知道的，我只是不想你把钱拿去 Sorry, you know, I just don't want you going off
然后花在像鱼子酱一样昂贵的东西上 and spending it on something extravagant like caviar.
好吧 我理解 Okay, I understand.
然而我不得不说下我认为这很奇怪 Although I have to say I do think it would be quite odd
如果我突然打电话给你来骗些鱼子酱的话 if I called you to swindle some caviar all of a sudden.
好吧 我们再为鱼子酱吵了 Okay, let's not bicker about caviar.
我有个惊喜给你 我过去你那 I have a surprise for you... I'm coming over.
好的 拜 Okay, bye.
发送中 Sending.
好的 Okay.
他做了些什么 What has he done?
在这里 Here it is.
尊敬的先生/女士 好主意 这很好 "Dear sir/madam"... good idea, that's good.
我的名字是乔希 "My name is Josh.
我相信我是广告职位中大号模特的 "I believe I am the perfect candidate
完美的候选人 for the advertised position of plus-size model."
汤姆 你永远别想出来了 Tom, you're gonna be in there forever.
汤姆 我已经不胖了 好吗 I'm not fat anymore, okay, Tom?
这一点都不好笑 我对着很反感的 好吗 It's not funny. I'm sensitive about that.
我相信很多人会发现我丰满的大腿 "I believe many people will find my buxom thighs
不可思议的好莱坞标准 a refreshing change from the impossible standards
让人耳目一新 set by Hollywood."
它将延续下去 It goes on.
我的主要技能是烘焙纸杯蛋糕 "My major skills include baking cupcakes
那有点干 "that are a bit dry,
欺负 并且利用性的优势 "bullying, and taking sexual advantage
对待智障人群 "of mentally disabled people.
给予亲切的问候 乔希 Kind regards, Josh."
然后他会被我的一张 And then he's attached a picture of me
性感的女性的照片吸引住 as a voluptuous woman.
汤姆，这是一个非常详细的剪影 Tom, that is a very detailed sketch.
我不会采用的 好吗 I don't take advantage, okay?
我是个好人 如果没有这些 I'm nice, if anything,
他利用了我的信任 he's taking advantage of my niceness.
他是个肉食动物 He's a predator.
-你就画了这些 -是的 - Did you just draw this? - Yes.
我是说 你只是没有 有吗 I mean, you just didn't... did you?
就像这很美似的 Like, it's beautiful.
好了 我在这里还能做什么 Well, what else am I supposed to do in here?
我什么都做不了 I have nothing.
好吧 对不起了了 汤姆 Well, I'm sorry, Tom.
我是说 我给过你机会了 I mean, we gave you a chance.
克莱尔 你能帮我把网络关掉吗 Claire, can you please turn off the internet?
不要 它并不是一直想要你 No! It wasn't always gonna be you.
女孩的头才刚刚刷出来 It was gonna have a girl's head.
我才刚刚加了你 I only added you just now.
美好的一天从盯树开始 Nice day for staring at the tree.
嗨 斯图尔特 Hi, Stuart.
嗨 Hi.
汉娜 介不介意我加入你们 Hannah. Mind if I join you?
当然不介意 Sure.
斯图尔特躺在你的大腿上吗 Is Stuart's head on your thigh?
是的 Yes.
啊 我不想看这些树了 Ah, I'm done with this tree.
我要进去看一种植物 I'm gonna move inside and look at a plant.
再见 汉娜 See ya, Hannah.
我饿了 I'm hungry.
哦 你想吃点芝士通心粉吗 Oh, would you like some macaroni and cheese?
我做了些芝士通心粉 I made some macaroni and cheese.
太好吃了 It's delicious.
它加入了特殊的松露油在里面 It has special truffle oil in it.
对不起了 好吗 我不知道 Sorry, okay? I didn't know.
也许我会来个披萨 我和克莱尔可能会来个披萨 Maybe I'll get a pizza. Me and Claire might get a pizza.
-你想吃披萨吗 克莱尔 -想啊 我喜欢吃披萨 - Do you want a pizza, Claire? - Yeah, I'd like a pizza.
我能吃披萨吗 Will I be allowed pizza?
不能 No.
我们能不能来个墨西哥披萨 Can we get Mexican pizza?
没有 墨西哥披萨都很愚蠢的 No, Mexican pizzas are stupid.
这是没有意义的 That does not make sense.
我喜欢吃墨西哥披萨 I'd love Mexican pizza.
好吧 那么或许我们应该来个墨西哥披萨 Well, then maybe we should get a delicious Mexican pizza.
没人想你一样 Nobody likes you.
我认为 我们也许应该给汤姆一些披萨 I think that we should probably give Tom some pizza.
好吧 汤姆 呃 你可以吃一点披萨 Okay, Tom, uh, you can have some pizza.
但是如果你想吃的话 那么就由你来订购 But what you have to do is you have to order it,
而且当你预定的时候 你必须要求他们 and when you order it, you have to ask
额外加胡椒 for extra jalapenos...
除此之外 你不能说胡椒 except, instead of saying jalapenos,
你得说"胡椒" you have to say "jalapenos."
这是我听过的最愚蠢的中产阶级作风 That's the stupidest middle-class stereotype ever heard.
是啊 名声显赫 这不会是个问题 Yes, brilliant. It will not be an issue.
不 我才不要这么做 No, I'm not doing that.
我们能不能来个夏威夷披萨 Can you get me a Hawaiian?
披萨 披萨 Pizza, Pizzas.
嗨 我很乐意订两个披萨的 拜托了 Hi, I'd like to order two pizzas, please.
好啊 Yes.
我能吃到墨西哥披萨和夏威夷披萨吗 Can I please get a Mexican pizza and a Hawaiian pizza?
好的 成交 Okay, pick up or delivery?
托马斯 Thomas?
嘿 Hey.
我能订一份加胡椒的墨西哥比萨吗 Can I please get that Mexican pizza with extra "jalapenos"?
胡椒 Jalapenos.
对 胡椒 Yeah. "Jalapenos."
嘿 老爸 Hey, Dad.
-日安 伙计 -很好 - Good day, mate. - Great.
- 嘿 乔希 -嘿 你好 - Hey, Josh.- Hey, hello.
嘿 小姑娘 Hey, little lady.
嘿 乔希 我有个惊喜要给你 Hey, Joshy, I got a surprise for ya.
哦 这 哦 Oh, that... oh.
这里怎么了 What's going on here?
呃 汤姆吃光了我所有的芝士通心粉 Uh, Tom ate all my macaroni and cheese,
因此我建了个堡垒来报复他 so I built a fort to get vengeance.
我还以为你在些简历呢 I thought you said you were working on your resume.
是的 我 我在写简历 Yeah, I'm... I have worked on my resume.
我已经写好了我的 对不起了 宝宝 I finished my... sorry, baby.
我写好了 I finished it.
在这里 很漂亮 It's here. Beautiful.
这是你作为一个女人画的吗 This is a drawing of you as a woman.
汤姆画的 Tom did it.
非常非常有天赋啊 汤姆 Very, very talented, Tom.
谢谢你 艾伦 Thank you, Alan.
乔希 披 披萨吗 Josh, piz... pizza?
这是 这是一个高端产品 This is... this is a premium product.
你从哪里来的钱买这个的 Where'd you get the money for that?
爸 你有什么惊喜啊 Dad, what's the surprise?
当你一直在玩龙与地下城的时候 While you've been here playing Dungeons & Dragons,
伙计 我解决了你所有的问题 mate, I have solved all your problems.
所有的吗 你忙碌了一天 All of them? You had a busy day.
好了 很显然不是所有的 Well, obviously not all of them.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
我为你找了份工作 I got you a job.
-哦 不是吧 -是的 我要雇用你 - Oh, no. - Yep, I'm gonna hire you.
-不 -不同意 一直都不同意 - No. - Negative, always negative.
我为你买了辆咖啡车 I bought you a coffee cart.
什么 你买了什么 Wha... You did what?
我为你买了辆咖啡车 I bought you a coffee cart.
咖啡车 我要租给你 A coffee cart. I'm gonna lease it to you,
然后你付给我一部分盈利 and you'll pay me a percentage of the profits
直到你付清 这很完美 until you pay it off. It's perfect.
如果这没有盈利呢 What if there are no profits?
如果没有盈利那怎么办 What happens if there's no profits?
乔希 你知道一天中有多少人 Josh, do you know how much people charge
花钱买一杯咖啡吗 for a cup of coffee these days?
3澳元每人 50个人 那有多少钱 Three bucks, 50... that's how much.
对啊 我觉得这个收入真的很乐观 Yeah, I think that this is actually good.
谢谢 谢谢 克莱尔 Thanks, thanks, Claire.
-3澳元 50 -对啊 - Three dollars, 50? - Yeah.
每小时我要卖多少杯咖啡 十杯吗 How many coffees would I sell an hour, like ten?
-好吧 -就是35澳元每小时 - Well... - Like $35 an hour?
-是的 -那很好吗 - Yeah. - Is that good?
-不 这不是不好 -好了 这比 No, it's not good. -Well, it's more than
你用你的胖屁股坐在那 you're going to earn sitting around here on
-赚得多 伙计 -艾伦 - your fat ass, mate. - Alan.
是你把这个胖屁股带到这里来的 You're bringing my ass into this?
哦 拜托了 乔希 只要感激我就好了 Oh, come on, Josh, just be grateful.
我能不能 例如 做可爱的糖果 Can I, like, make adorable sweets
然后在车上买这些可爱的糖果 and sell the adorable sweets on the cart?
可以 可以 好主意 Yes, yes! Excellent idea.
就这样 做的好 That's it, well done.
-好的 -我们要走了 - Okay. - We've gotta go.
亲爱的 我们要走了 Sweetheart? We're off.
-再见 克莱尔 -拜拜 - See ya, Claire. Bye-bye.
再见 汤姆 See ya, Tom.
嗯 拜 艾伦 Uh, bye, Alan.
-要走了吗 -是的 是的 -Going already? -Yeah, yeah.
我们就不能在多待一会儿吗 Can we just stay here for a bit?
不了 格蕾丝已经出来很久了 No, Gracie's been out too long.
她会不想走的 She won't go.
这跟她没关系吧 That's not her thing.
好吧 走吧 Yeah, come on.
多谢了 老爸 Thanks, Dad.
再见了大伙们 See you guys.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
拜 再见了 克莱尔 Bye. See you, Claire.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
我觉得这是非常好的消息 I think that's really quite good news.
这不是坏消息 不是吗 It's not bad, is it?
这将让我沉沦 只是这不可怕 It's taking a while for it to sink in that it's just not horrible.
我认为这听起来相当的不错 I think it sounds pretty good.
滚开 汤姆 Fuck off, Tom.
为什么我们的交往的对象都那么烂呢 Why do we all suck at relationships?
我不知道 我们的很烂吗 I don't know. Do we suck?
我们比一般的人更烂吗 Are we worse than most people?
是啊 而且你是最烂的 Yeah, and you're the worst.
克莱尔的交往的对象才不烂呢 Claire's not that bad at relationships.
-不 她的很烂 -是的 我的很烂 - Yes, she is. - Yes, I am.
他只与两个人约过会 不是吗 She's only ever dated two guys, right?
两个都是她的好朋友 Both of them were her best friends.
其中一个是同性恋 另外一个就是你 One of them was gay, the other one is you.
谁能比得过你 Who, on top of being you,
是她最好的朋友和她最好的朋友的最好的朋友 is best friends with her other best friend.
你不是我最好的朋友 You're not my best friend.
是哦 好吧 好吧 那么谁是你最好的朋友 汤姆 bYeah... okay, well, then who's your best friend, Tom?
没有人 No one.
总有一个人的 好吧 There has to be someone, okay?
这是你拥有的最好的朋友 It's the best friend you have.
他们不会更好的 They don't have to be good.
这就是拥有的最好的朋友 It's just the best you've got.
我可以再次做你的好朋友 I can be your best friend again.
哦 汤姆所有的梦想都实现了 Oh, all of Tom's dreams are coming true.
好朋友 Best friends.
谢谢你 克莱尔 我很期待 Thank you, Claire. I'm looking forward
告诉你我所有的秘密 to telling you all my secrets.
我已经知道了你所有的秘密 I already know all of your secrets.
此外 也不止你们两个 Besides, it wasn't just you two.
我也和德国人约过会 I also dated that German guy.
- 什么 你在和他约会 -哪个德国人 - What? You were dating him?\ - What German guy?
我还以为你只是和他上床而已 I thought you were just sexing him.
为什么我不知道有什么德国人 Why didn't I know about this German guy?
她对这非常的奇怪 She's very weird about it.
不 我没有很奇怪 我不在乎这些 No, I'm not. I don't care.
我可以说这个的 I can talk about it.
不 我没有很奇怪 No, I'm not.
你有照片吗 Do you have a photo?
嗯 她做了个鬼脸说 Uh, she's making a face that says,
是的 我有照片 但我不想给你看 "Yes, I have a photo, but I don't wanna show it to you."
我不明白为什么你要看照片 I don't know why you need to see a photo.
为什么呢 难道他有什么问题吗 Why, what's wrong with him?
他很丑吗 Is he disfigured?
德国有很多哥特人 Germany has a lot of goths.
你是不是和哥特人上床了 克莱尔 Did you sex a goth, Claire?
好吧 等下 我只是不 Fine, just wait. I just don't...
-哦 -他长得怎样的 - Oh! - What does he look like?
很好 我意思是说 他只是 Fine, I mean, he's just...
这么老 so old.
不 他一点都不老 No, he isn't.
-他是个熟男 -让我看看 -He's a "dilf." - Let me see.
我意思是说 他相当不错 I mean, he's pretty good,
但是 就像 一个老爹的综合体 but, like, a daddy complex thing.
让我看看 Show me.
不给你看 汤姆 你今天没有使用手机的权利 No, Tom, you don't have phone privileges today.
嘿 克莱尔 我在想 汤姆出来以后 Hey, Claire, I was thinking, after we let Tom out,
我们可以让你搬到帕克里克的房间去 we can move you into Patrick's room.
我不能这样做 I can't.
-为什么 -乔希 - Why? - Josh...
我不会待很久的 I'm not staying.
我告诉过你的 你知道的 I've told you that. You know that.
我下周要回德国了 I'm going back to Germany next week.
啊 Ahh.
我没有意识到这是把你绑在这里 I didn't realize that was locked in.
我只是觉得这是一个选择 I thought it was just, like, an option.
我认为我们这是在讨论问题 I thought that was up for discussion.
-不 -你在那里有什么打算 - No. - What're you gonna do there?
更多的可持续森林 More forest sustaining?
你都有工作了 为什么还要回去呢 You have a job. Why go back?
因为那是我现在生活的地方 Because it's where I live now.
我在这那有朋友 I have friends there.
什么朋友 都是些谁啊 What friends? Who are these friends?
好了 好了 可能我现在还没有朋友 All right, fine. Maybe I don't have any friends yet.
她要为了不存在的东西而回去 She's going back there for nothing.
你要为了不存在的东西离开我们 You're leaving us for nothing.
我保证我会找到值得我留恋的东西 I'm sure I'm gonna find something.
-阿诺 -是我 嗨 - Arnie. - Yeah, hi.
这是一个好的时间吗 Is this an okay time?
当然是的 Yeah, of course.
对阿诺有永远有时间 Always time for Arnie!
嗯 我只是想要你知道 Um, I just wanted to let you know
我要出院了 I'm getting let out.
哦 那太好了 Oh, that's good.
现在你不要同一个 Now you don't have to go on a date
住在精神病医院的人约会了 with a person in a psychiatric hospital.
-很好 -我还有个消息要跟你说 - Cool. - I have other news.
是什么 Yeah?
嗯 Um...
我的精神科医生想要见你 My psychiatrist wants to meet you.
哦 Oh.
这对一位精神科医生来说是一件正常的事吗 Is that a normal thing for a psychiatrist to want to do?
我不知道 我从14岁开始就一直去见她 I don't know. I've been seeing her since I was 14.
她认为我们之间有某种联系 She thinks we have some kind of bond.
好吧 她是不是想告诉我 比如 Okay. Is she gonna tell me about, like,
你所有奇怪的秘密 奇怪的事 all your weird secret, secret weird things?
我不觉得这对你有好处 I did think it would be better for you
从她那里听到关于我的地牢幻想 to hear about my dungeon fantasies from her.
是啊 我没有 我没有在地牢里 Yeah, I don't... I don't have a dungeon.
我有一棚车 你觉得这可行吗 I have a carport. Does that work?
当然可以的 乔希 Of course, Joshy.
阿诺 Arnie!
我们是很糟糕的一对 We weren't a bad couple.
是啊 但是 汤姆 我们也好不了哪里去 Yeah, but, Tom, we weren't great either.
我们只是随地而坐 We just sat around.
我喜欢坐随地而坐 我们很可爱 I like sitting around. We were cute.
好吧 好吧 Okay, yeah, fine.
我们很可爱 We were cute.
你不觉得如果你不离开的话 我们之间还是有可能的 Do you think it would've worked if you didn't leave?
汤姆 Tom.
我搬到德国去那是因为我想给你一点空间 I moved to Germany because I wanted to give you space
这样我们才可以重新做朋友 so that we could be friends again.
我搬到的过去是因为我们之间行不通 I moved to Germany because we don't work.
我们仍然是好朋友 对吧 We're still best friends, though, right?
我不理解 你这么嫉妒珍妮 I don't understand. You got so jealous of Jenny.
-不 我没有 -哦 拜托了 - No, I didn't. - Oh, come on.
你是那么的嫉妒珍妮 You were so jealous of Jenny.
搞什么鬼啊 乔希在这里多久了 What the fuck? How long has Josh been there?
我没有嫉妒 I didn't get jealous.
我只是非常生气 I was just really annoyed
我先在跟哈妮姆和高中生 that I'm now part of the same group
是同一种类型的了 as Niamh and a high school student.
乔希 你能不能离开这里 Josh, can you please leave?
好吧 Okay.
但是你不一样 But it was different with you.
我是真的喜欢你 I actually liked you.
好吧 汤姆 你当然喜欢我 Well, Tom, of course you liked me.
我是唯一一个你交往过的成熟女性 I'm the only grown-up female you've ever been with.
汤姆 Tom?
汤姆 Tom.
我要撒尿 I need to pee.
他能出去啊 He can get out?
是啊 他能从窗户出去 Yeah, he can get out through the window.
乔希 她也通过窗户到你的房间里去的 好吗 Josh, she's gone through your room, okay?
我们做了个恶作剧 而且那是觉得 We did a prank earlier, and it was gonna be
很有趣 但是现在一点都不有趣了 really funny, but it's not funny anymore.
所以 对不起 浪费了你的墨水 So, sorry for wasting all of your ink.
好吧 Okay.
* Think about it *
* There must be higher love *
* Down in the heart *
* And in the stars above *
* Without it *
* Life is wasted time *
* Look inside your heart *
* And I'll look inside of mine *
你胸前的是我的松露油吗 And that's my truffle oil on your boobs?
是的 好了 这应该能让你 Yeah, well, this is how you were supposed
发现汤姆没有被锁在他的房间里 to find out that Tom wasn't locked in his room.
我想说 这不是约翰吧 约翰不会同意这样做吧 I mean, not John, John cannot consent to this.
为什么会不同意 瓶盖是紧的 Why? The lid was on tight.
汤姆在浴室里听他的悲情音乐 Tom is listening to his sad music in the bath again.
我知道 我操 I know. I fucked up.
操他妈的 Fucked up.
我的意思是 一切都会变好的 I mean, this would've been good.
会变好的 Would've been good.
* Bring me a higher love *
* Where's this higher love *
* I've been thinking of **
有事吗 Yeah?
嘿 我 呃 Hey, I'm, uh...
我很抱歉你因为克莱尔难过 I'm sorry you're sad about Claire.
-我没事 -是啊 你知道吗 - I'm okay. - Yeah, well, you know
要真的没事而不是装着没事 好吗 it's okay not to be okay, right?
我很抱歉你因为帕克里克而难过 I'm sorry that you're sad about Patrick,
即使看到你这么快的向前看 even though you seem to have moved on very quickly.
谢谢 Thank you.
你想要 你想要一个拥抱吗 Do you want a... do you want a hug?
不想 No.
来吧 Yeah. Come on.
-不要碰我 -过来 - Don't touch me. - Come here.
请不要碰我 Please don't touch me.
请停止碰我 Please stop touching me.
这样很好 不是吗 Good, yeah?
把你的手臂放在 Just put your arms...
帮你的手臂放在 就这样just put your arms... just.
这很好 没关系的 Yeah, it's okay. It's all right.
看吧 这很好 See, it's nice.
我有没有打扰到你们 What have I interrupted?
哦 没 没打扰到我们 你也来吧 Oh, no, no interrupting. Please join us.
哦 Oh!
来吧 来吧 Come, come.
嘿 Hey.
这很好 不是吗 Nice, isn't it?
嘿 伙计们 Hey, buddy.
没关系的 It's all right.
是的 这很好 It's good, yeah.
没关系 It's all right.
没关系吗 It's all right?