翻译及字幕：减肥达人 英语渣二级，错漏在所难免，分享快乐为主
早上好，菲尼老师。 Good morning,Mr. Feeny.
早上好，马修斯先生。 Good morning,Mr. Matthews.
一条“糖糖小吧”？ A candy bar?
你妈没给你做早餐吃吗？ Doesn't your mother feed you a proper breakfast?
哦，她做了。 Oh, yeah, she does.
所以我现在要把麦片的味道从我的嘴巴里 And I got to get the taste of this Shredded Wheat...
全部赶出去 out of my mouth.
你知道，如果你要照顾好自己的身体，就不该…… You know, you're not doing your body any favors...
像这样往里面塞垃圾食品 loading up on junk like that.
谢啦，菲尼老师。 Oh, thanks, Mr. Feeny.
好好享用你正在往下吸（双关：搞糟自己）的 And please enjoy that high-vitamin astronaut drink...
这杯高维太空饮料吧！ you're sucking down.
那里是无压力空间，马修斯先生 There's no gravityin space, Mr. Matthews.
所以是“往上吸” Therefore,astronauts suck up.
学着点 Learn from them.
他是做老师的 He's a teacher, man.
你要是再胡闹 Keep raggin' on him...
他可以让你整个六年级都悲摧到家 he's gonna make your whole sixth-grade year miserable.
反正不管怎么样我都会悲摧的 I'm gonna be miserable anyhow.
至少这么做，我可以拉他一起悲摧 At least this way, I'm taking him with me.
喂，那是谁？ Hey, who's that?
我想她是个新来的老师 I think she's new.
她一定是新来的。她居然和菲尼老师说话…… She must be new. She's talking to Feeny.
算了。你昨晚熬夜到多晚？ OK, so how late did you stay up last night?
脱口秀 Monologue.
脱口秀，首访嘉宾（都是综艺节目） Monologue,first guest.
脱口秀，首访嘉宾，烂画一箩筐（综艺） Monologue, first guest, bad sketch.
脱口秀，首访嘉宾，烂画一箩筐（综艺） Monologue,first guest, bad sketch...
爆笑动物园（综艺） funny zoo animal.
脱口秀，首访嘉宾……（综艺） Monologue,first guest...
烂画一箩筐，爆笑动物园（综艺） bad sketch,funny zoo animal...
史蒂夫·劳伦斯（歌星） Steve Lawrence.
哇！ Whoa!
史蒂夫·劳伦斯！！！ Steve Lawrence!
【铃声响起】 [BELL RINGS]
这个铃声说明…… And there's the bell.
离午餐还有4小时 4 hours till lunch.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
她死了，博尼黑先生。 She's dead, Mr. Bornihay.
拿起刀…… Pick up the knife...
杀死你自己（《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的自杀殉情剧情） and kill yourself.
但是，菲尼老师…… Come on, Mr. Feeny...
你和我都知道她不是真的死了 you and I both know she's not really dead.
我能先刺她几刀 May I please stab her a few times...
确保她真的死了吗？ just to make sure?
嗨，如果你要用那把刀碰我…… Hey, you touch me with that knife...
你最好第一时间杀死我（要不然我就……哼哼！） you better kill me the first time.
菲尼老师！！ Mr. Feeny...
好啦，好啦。 All right, all right.
科瑞 Cory.
嗯？ Huh?
比分是多少？ What's the score?
已经上了三垒，两个出局（棒球比赛） Bottom of the third,2 outs.
戴克斯特拉在二垒，库克在一垒 Dykstra's on second, Kruk's on first...
三比二…… 3 and 2
这是什么，马修斯？ What's this,Mr. Matthews?
嗯？ Huh?
你说什么？菲尼先生？ W-what did you say, Mr. Feeny?
你拿走了我的助听器 You took my hearing aid.
斯摩斯做了手势，道尔顿扔了个弧线球 Smoltz delivers,Daulton swings.
哦，他打到了这个球 Oh, he got a piece of that one.
一个长距离击打直接打到了中后场 It's a long drive deep to center.
奥提斯·尼克松向后跑，越过了警告牌…… Otis Nixon back,back to the warning track...
爬上了底线围墙，而且…… climbs up the wall,and...
嗷~~！！ ohh!
马修斯先生，《罗密欧与朱丽叶》…… Mr. Matthews,Romeo and JuLiet...
是莎士比亚最经典的…… is Shakespeare's ultimate testament of love...
关于男女爱情的作品 between a man and a woman.
救命！救命！菲尼老师，救命啊！ BOY: HeLp! HeLp.Mr. Feeny! HeLp!
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
金赛小姐，谢谢 Miss Kincaid,thank you.
谢谢你…… Thank you...
为这一剧情，做出了…… for that, uh...
令人信服的演示 vigorous interpretation.
马修斯，你不能在我的课上…… Mr. Matthews, you do not listen to the ballgame...
收听棒球比赛 in the middle of my class.
菲尼老师，谁会关心那些…… Mr. Feeny, who cares about some guy...
为了蠢女孩自杀的家伙？ who killed himself over some dumb girl?
马修斯，这出悲剧 The tragedy here, Mr. Matthews...
不是关于蠢女孩…… is not about a dumb girl...
或者为她自杀的男孩 or the boy who kills himself because of her.
而是关于对爱情的全力追求 It's about the all-consuming power of love...
和它对我们每个人的人生 and the inevitability of its influence...
必然带来的影响 on each of our lives.
你知道我才11岁吗？ Are you aware that I'm only 11 years old?
那你知道星期五下午你要留堂吗？ Are you aware that you have detention Friday afternoon?
哦，不，说真的，我一点儿都不知道…… No, actually,I did not know that.
你会去？ You will?
OK，太好了 OK, great.
是的，我也是。 Yeah, me, too.
好的。 All righty. oK.
再见 Bye.
Yes!
费城人队赢了！8比3！ Phillies won, 8-3.
我要和海瑟·维斯通约会了！ I'm going out with Heather Ralston!
你知道这意味着什么吗？ You know what that means?
这意味着每一个十年级男孩都会羡慕我 It means every guy in the 10th grade wants to be me.
这意味着如果他们周五晚上赢了…… It means if they win Friday night...
他们就进了季后赛 they're in the playoffs.
科瑞，我们要谈谈 Look, Cory, we got to talk about something.
这让我们打算看的那场比赛变成…… That makes the game we're going to...
今年最重要的一场比赛！ the most important game of the year!
科瑞，我和海瑟的约会在星期五 Look, Cory, my date with Heather's Friday.
现在问题是，我有一个小麻烦 Now, look, I got a slight case...
菲尼要把我留堂…… of detention from Feeny...
不过我会和你在校巴那里汇合……什么？！！ but I'll just meet you at the bus. What?!
只有那个晚上她能出来 It's the only night she was available.
你不打算去看比赛了？ You're not going to the game?
这太可怕了 That's terrible.
其实说真的，科瑞，嗯…… Actually, Cory, it, uh...
比你说的更糟 it gets worse.
她会和我们一起去看球？ She's going to the game with us.
你已经很接近了 You're really close.
她会和……我……去看球？ She and I are going to the game?
噢，科瑞，这是我第一次和她约会啊 Come on, Cory, it's my first date with her.
这真的对我很重要 It's really important to me.
但是艾瑞克，去看费城人对的比赛 But, Eric, going to the Phillies game's...
是我们的“特别事项” like our special thing.
科瑞，我正试着和海瑟 Cory, I'm trying to get...
搞个“特别事项” a special thing going with Heather.
现在，你看，你可以替我高兴 Now, look, you could be happy for me...
并且像个成熟的人一样接受这一切 and accept this like a mature guy...
或者你可以…… --老爸！！！ - or you can...- Dad!
……反应过度 Overreact.
老爸！ Dad!
啊，正好是我要去找的那个小子 Just the kid I want to see.
妈，我们有个重要问题 Mom, we have a major problem.
你要被菲尼老师留堂 You have detention with Mr. Feeny.
你怎么会知道这事儿？ How could you possibly know that?
他把头伸过篱笆告诉我的…… He stuck his head over the fence and told me...
当我买了杂货经过的时候 while I was bringing in the groceries.
我要搬家！！ I Want to move.
为什么你会被留堂？ Why did you get detention?
你知道吗？问题的核心不是这个，老爸。 You know, you're missing the bigger issue, Dad.
是你买了一栋挨着我老师的房子！ You bought a house next to my teacher.
我要搬家！ I Want to move.
我要立刻就搬！ I Want to move now.
给那家伙穿上金色领跑服 Get the guy with the gold jacket.
我去车里等着 I'll be in the car.
为什么你会被留堂？ Why did you get detention?
显然是因为和试着理解《罗密欧与朱丽叶》 Apparently, he'd rather listen to the baseball game...
里面的情感相比 on the radio...
他宁愿用收音机来收听 than try to understand the emotional content...
棒球比赛直播 of Romeo and JuLiet.
老妈，我只是个小孩 Mom, I'm a kid.
我没法理解那爆满的 I don't understand the emotional content...
“丰富情感” of FuLL House.
我可以！ I do.
另外，我不知道为什么你把我甩到一边 Besides, I don't know why you're dumping on me.
我不是你用来“为了女孩而背叛的…… I'm not the one who sold out my only brother...
唯一的弟弟” for some girl.
艾瑞克，她说了yes啦！ Eric,she said yes!
-是的。--祝贺你！ - Yup.- Congratulations!
你知道这个？ You were in on this?
好了科瑞，或者你可以利用这场球赛…… Come on, Cory, don't you think you're making...
做个交易？ a big deal about this game?
我才不在乎那场比赛呢 I don't care about the game.
我也不在乎球票 I don't care about the tickets.
你就算给我，我也不要 I wouldn't take them if you offered them to me.
好吧好吧，我不带海瑟看球，去其他地方 All right, look, I'll just take Heather somewhere else.
喏，你要球票不？ Here, you want the tickets?
--耶！ --想得美！哈哈！ - Yeah! - Get real!
老爸！！ Dad!
科瑞，那些票是他用自己的钱买的 Cory, he paid for those tickets with his own money.
他可以带他喜欢的人去 He can take whoever he likes.
但是我为了这些票付出了很多…… But I earned those tickets.
和他一个房间睡了11年！ I slept with him for 11 years!
好啦，小子，等你再大点…… Look, pal, when you're older...
你会理解你哥哥的 you'll understand how your brother feels...
因为到时候你也会觉得女孩对你很重要 because girls will be important to you, too.
好吧，我兄弟背叛我…… Fine. My brother betrays me...
我爸妈也站在他那一边 my parents take his side.
在这屋子里我一个盟友都没有 Fine. I don't have a friend in this house.
你要我和黛比 Do you want me and Debbie...
和你去看棒球赛吗？ to go to the baseball game with you?
嘿，和我妹妹还有她的玩具去看球，太棒了！ :( Hey, go to the game with my sister and her doll. Great.
也许我还可以在第七局加时赛的时候 Maybe during the seventh-inning stretch...
穿着破旧蜘蛛侠内衣…… I could run through the stadium...
横穿整个球场呢！ in my old Spider-Man underwear.
好啊，而且你不必费心替我也打扮起来 Well, you don't have to dress up for me.
靠，我这块糊了 Well, mine's got fuzz.
我这块裂了 Mine's got lips.
嗨，纸袋男 Hey, bagman...
作为独生子，生活很艰难吧，嗯？ rough life being an only child, huh?
是啊，如果像我昨晚那样…… Yeah. Rougher life being an orphan...
当孤儿，生活确实很艰难 which is what I am as of last night.
发生啥事了？ What happened?
家人不要我了，我也不要他们了 I dumped my family, and my family dumped me.
互相抛弃 It Was mutual.
房子归他们 They're keeping the house.
没事，还有我们在这儿呢，科瑞 Well, we're here for you, Cory.
谢谢，你们现在是我新的兄弟了 Thanks. You're my new brothers.
对了，我们周五晚上去看球怎么样？ Hey, how about we go to the game Friday night?
我想那场比赛的票应该卖完了 I thought the game was sold out.
是的。所以我们要早点下课 It is. So we go down early.
那里有人卖黄牛票 There's always guys with extra tickets.
你周五不是要留堂吗？ Don't you have detention Friday?
啊，别担心留堂的事儿 Ah, don't worry about detention.
我能搞定菲尼，菲尼喜欢我 I can handle Feeny.Feeny loves me.
他讨厌你 Feeny hates you.
那好，让我们看看我俩谁是对的 Well, it's one of the two.We'll see who's right.
菲尼老师，我能坐下吗？ Mr. Feeny,may I sit down?
我很想说“不行”！ I'd rather you didn't.
他讨厌我 Hates me.
马修斯先生，我每星期花35到40个小时 Mr. Matthews, I spend 35 to 40 hours a week...
来处理和解决像你这样的孩子…… dealing with the perceived problems...
搞出来的各种问题 of whiny little people like yourself.
现在是我的午餐时段，也是我的喘息时间 Now, this is my lunch period, my respite from the fray.
我每天早上花4个小时和你共处 I spend 4 hours with you every morning...
每天下午花3个小时和你共处 and 3 hours with you every afternoon.
现在，看在上帝的份上，从我面前消失 Now, for God's sake,get out of my face.
艾佛伦 Evelyn.
乔治 George.
我留了个位子给你 I saved a place for you.
哦，你怎么这么体贴？ Oh, aren't you sweet?
这位年青人是谁啊？ And who is this young man?
我是科瑞·马修斯 Uh, my name's Cory Matthews.
菲尼先生是我的老师 Mr. Feeny's my teacher.
他讨厌我 He hates me.
不，科瑞，我很肯定菲尼先生不讨厌你 No, Cory, I'm sure that Mr. Feeny doesn't hate you.
[DOG BARKS]
哦，好了，逮到你的窝了 Oh, good.Caught you home.
暖宅礼物 Housewarming gift.
巧克力派 Chocolate pie...
半只烤鸡和玉米条 with a side of barbecued chicken and corn on the cob.
现在，我应该给你带点绿色蔬菜…… Now, I would've bought you a plant...
但是，嘿，你已经在树上了 but, hey, you're in a tree.
谢谢，老妈。 Thanks, Mom.
你还好吧？ Are you all right?
当然，我挺好的。 Of course I'm all right.
我呆在这树屋里没一千次也有一百次了 I've been in this tree house a million times.
但是从来没有在晚上呆过 Never after dark.
哇 哈 哈 哈 ！ Wa ha ha ha!
莫妹的声音：科瑞！ MORGAN: Cory!
看来我必须绕着这里挖个护城河 I got to put a moat around this place.
你需要黛比和你做个伴儿吗？ Do you want Debbie to keep you company?
为什么我会需要一个玩具来陪着我？ Why would I want your doll to keep me company?
免得你害怕啊 In case you get scared.
莫妹啊，我都11岁了，我不会害怕的。 Morgan, I'm 11 years old.I don't get scared.
再说，如果我觉得害怕…… And even if I did get scared...
需要保护自己的时候， and had to defend myself, my weapon of choice...
我的武器也不能是个塑料脑袋啊 would not be a chick with a plastic head.
好吧，其实你没必要那么大火气的 Well, you don't have to get so snippy.
嘿 Hey...
全美国最逗比老师的家 America's funniest home teacher.
（电话铃响起） [TELEPHONE RINGS FAINTLY]
[NO AUDIO]
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
盗匪先生，请放下我儿子的内衣裤 OK, mister, drop my son's underwear.
老妈，是我 Mom, it's me.
我怎么知道是不是你？ How do I know it's you?
还有谁需要我的内衣裤？ Who else would want my underwear?
这理由靠谱 Good point.
不要有什么太乐观的想法 Now, don't get your hopes up.
我不是要搬回来或者其他什么的 I'm not moving back in or anything.
好吧，我只是在这里为一个进来租住的孩子 Ok, I'm just here straightening up the room...
整理房间租给他 for the boy we rented it out to.
好，我希望他比我幸运，有个 Well, I hope he's got better luck with brothers...
更好的兄弟。 than I did.
你的被抛弃感还没完吗，科瑞？ You still feeling a little abandoned, Core?
是的。但是生活还得继续啊。 Yeah, well,life goes on.
呵呵，你老爸也说过 Yeah, that's what your dad said...
这样的话 when it happened to him.
为什么？谁抛弃了老爸？ Why? Who abandoned Dad?
你呀 You did.
我从来没抛弃过老爸 I never did anything like this to Dad.
哦，你还小的时候 Oh, when you were little...
你总是等你爸爸下班回家，然后和他一起 you couldn't wait for your dad to get home from work...
玩橄榄球 so you could throw the football around with him.
我告诉你，他也像你一样希望 I'll tell you something...he looked forward to it...
可以陪你玩球 as much as you did.
那后来怎么没继续了？ So how come we don't do that so much anymore?
那个啊……你长大了一点后…… Well... you got a little older...
有了一群朋友 and you had a bunch of friends...
你就更喜欢去和他们 and you were more interested...
一起玩橄榄球了 in throwing the football around with them.
等等！ Wait a minute.
你是在说我是个坏家伙吗？ It sounds like you're saying I'm the bad guy.
不，亲爱的，没有谁是坏人 No, honey,there's no bad guy.
我说的这些，都是在人的成长中 All I'm saying is that it's natural...
自然会发生的变化，懂吗？ that people grow up and priorities change. oK?
-老妈。 -嗯？ - Mom. - Hmm?
我住在家里的时候，你总是对我那么亲切 You were always cordial to me when I lived here.
谢谢你，科瑞。我想告诉你一件事…… Thank you, Cory. And I give you my word...
那个新搬来的男孩永远不会取代你 that the new boy will never replace you...
在我们心里的位置 in our hearts.
【叹气】 [SIGH]
你打算什么都不和我说，是不是？ You're not gonna talk to me at all...
菲尼老师？ are you, Mr. Feeny?
由于我已经在座位上坐了38分钟 Because I've been sitting in this seat for 38 minutes...
而且表现非常好 and I've been very good...
我想你应该可以让我走了 and I think you should let me go.
你看，一个11岁的男孩…… Look, an 11-year-old boy...
不可以坐着太久的 cannot sit still this long.
我要起来了…… I'm going to get up.
我起来了…… I'm up.
我跳舞喽…… I'm dancing.
我离开了哦…… I'm leaving.
我的手已经放在把手上了哦 My hand is on the knob.
门开了哦 The door is open.
好吧 Fine.
我已经在大厅了！ I'm in the haLL!
菲尼老师，这太没劲儿了 Mr. Feeny,this stinks.
这当然是没劲儿的，马修斯先生 It's supposed to stink, Mr. Matthews.
这是留堂。被留堂的时候 It's detention.You're being detained...
当然就是这个样子。 from whatever it is you'd rather be doing.
好吧，我认为这是残忍的、 Well, I think it's a cruel...
让人窒息的折磨 and unusual life-sucking torture.
你抓住了这事儿的本质 You've captured the essence.
为什么我必须坐在这里？ Why do we have to stay here? Just because...
就因为我不想听爱情故事吗？ I don't want to hear about this love stuff?
因为我知道，这些会带来不好的事情 Because I know it only leads to no good...
而且我知道你也会同意这个看法 and I know in your heart you agree with me.
为什么你会这么认为，马修斯先生？ What brings you to that conclusion, Mr. Matthews?
因为你和我昨晚是一起吃晚饭的 'Cause you and I had dinner together last night.
真的？我好像没发现啊 Really? I wasn't aware.
我吃的是巧克力派 I had chocolate pie...
你是单独吃了两份蔬菜沙拉 and you had salad for two all by yourself.
你怎么知道的？ How did you know that?
因为我昨晚是在树屋上睡觉的 'Cause I slept in my tree house last night.
你知道为什么吗？因为不听爱情故事 You know why? 'Cause this love stuff...
让全家人都在针对我 has turned my whole family against me.
而你在教我们 And you're teaching us...
这东西值得我们为它自杀的时候 how it's worth killing yourself for...
我却知道你并不真的相信它 when I know you don't really believe that...
是不是？ do you?
好吧…… Well...
在人类状况方面，你是一个敏锐的小观察者 You shrewd little observer of the human condition.
这对你来说一定是非常幸福的 How blissful it must be for you...
在这么小的年纪 to have lived so little...
就已经对这宇宙中最伟大的奇迹 and yet already reached your conclusions...
得出了自己的结论 about the greatest wonder of the universe.
呃……那啥，菲尼老师， Y-you know what,Mr. Feeny?
收音机我不要了 Keep the radio.
莎士比亚写了戏剧和诗歌 Shakespeare wrote plays and sonnets.
古希腊人写了悲剧和喜剧 The Greeks wrote tragedies and comedies.
罗伯特·伯恩，艾米莉·迪金森…… Robert Burns, Emily Dickinson...
和布朗夫妇研究了人类的深层情感 the Brownings examined the depths of human emotions.
你知道所有这些 And do you know what each one of these...
诗人、作家和哲学家 poets, playwrights,and philosophers...
都有什么共同点吗，马修斯先生？ had in common,Mr. Matthews?
他们都上过你的课？ They all took your class?
他们每一个人都……超过11岁 Every one of them was older than 11.
你进入我的班 You come into my classroom...
从一年级开始 at the beginning of the year...
直到小学毕业，然后你走了。 and at the end,you go.
但是我真的不知道 And I really don't know...
如果我们就这样一起浪费时间 if in the time we spent together...
我能教你些什么呢？ I have taught you anything.
好吧，今天下午，马修斯先生 Well, this afternoon,Mr. Matthews...
你准备在我这里学些东西吧 you are going to learn something from me.
注意力集中了没有？ Do I have your attention?
集中了。 Yes, sir.
我住在你家栅栏的另一边，科瑞 I live on the other side of the fence from you, Cory...
不可避免的，我时不时 and it's impossible not to face...
就会看到你们家那边 in your direction every once in a while...
并且关注这些住在我隔壁的人 and notice the people in the next yard.
这么些年下来，我也认识和了解他们了 And through the years,I've got to know them.
很明显他们都是优秀的人 It is apparent that they are fine individuals...
但是 but...
他们真正的力量来自他们组成了家庭 their real strength comes from being a family.
你知道为什么他们是一个家庭吗，科瑞？ And do you know why they're a family, Cory?
因为最开始的时候 Because at one time...
一男一女发现他们互相爱着对方 a man and a woman realized that they loved each other...
并且能够从这爱情之中 and pursued the unlimited potential...
获得无穷的力量 of what may come from that love.
然后就有了你。 And here you are.
在你的人生中，没有什么渴望 There is no greater aspiration...
比获得一生真爱更为强烈了，马修斯先生 than to have love in our lives, Mr. Matthews.
罗密欧明白这点，所以为此而死 Romeo knew it and died for it.
另外一些人明白了这点，所以…… Others know it and...
准备蔬菜沙拉 prepare salads.
而那些不能明白的人 And those who don't know it...
将在留堂罚坐之中 will sit in detention...
浪费掉他们的人生 for the rest of their lives.
今天的特别留堂结束 This particular detention is over.
你想和我一起喝茶吗？ Do you want to have tea with me?
不了，莫妹 No. Morgan...
我不想让其他人知道我在这里，OK？ I don't want anybody to know I'm here, oK?
好的。你是在搬回来吗？ Oh, oK.You're moving back in?
是的。别告诉任何人 Yeah. Don't tell anybody.
哦，OK Oh, oK.
科瑞回来啦！！！ Cory's back!
No! Shh!
嗨，亲爱的，我回家了 Hi, honey. I'm home.
好，早该这样了。晚饭在桌子上…… Well, it's about time. Dinner's on the table...
孩子却野了 and the kids have been animals.
Ha ha!
我知道也许会让你和老妈损失了 I know that you and Mom will lose out...
租金收入 on all that rental income...
但是我想住回我原来的房间 but I want my old room back.
啊，那确实是不小的损失 Well, that comes as quite an economic blow...
不过我们会把它拿回来的 but we'll try to get by.
爸，我要为了和朋友玩就抛弃了你而道歉 Dad, I'm sorry I dumped you for my friends.
什么时候的事？ When did you do that?
你知道的，一直以来。 You know.All the time.
那个啊，科瑞，我喜欢你有朋友 Well, Cory, I'm glad that you have friends...
也很高兴你回来了 and I'm glad you're back.
别抱…那么…大力…！ - No, don't hug me!
杀！ Die!
杀！杀！ Die! Die!
杀！杀！杀！ Die! Die! Die!
墙角那里漏了一个 You missed the puppy-looking thing in the corner.
杀！ Die!
那是个没必要杀死的家伙 There's one We Won't have to neuter.
5比3，费城人队出线了 5 to 3. Phillies are in the playoffs.
是的，我听说了 Yeah, I heard.
“听说了”是啥意思？你不是在现场吗？ What do you mean you heard? You were there.
其实我没放多少注意力在比赛上，科瑞 I really wasn't paying much attention to the game, Cory.
为什么？那是一场很棒的比赛啊 Why not? It was a great game.
不算是，不管怎样，一个很棒的日子 It was not, however,a great date.
你的约会搞砸了？ You had a bad date?
不，我的约会很棒。 No, I had a great date.
海瑟很漂亮 Heather Was beautiful.
她知道该说什么，该做什么 She knew what to say,she knew what to do.
不幸的是，她被座椅绊了一下 Unfortunately, her date spilled food...
把食物洒了，而且长达九局的时间里 tripped over chairs, and had nothing interesting...
没发生什么有趣的事情 to say for nine innings.
艾瑞克，你对女孩子来说很酷的 Eric, you're much too cool for some girl.
初哥，我不酷的。 News flash.I'm not cool.
你不知道你在谈论什么 You don't know what you're talking about.
OK，你不酷。现在你知道看比赛的时候 OK, you're not cool.And now you know better...
离开你兄弟就很没劲吧 than to go to a game without your brother.
你是对的。 You're right.
是吗？ I am?
是的。这是我第一次 Yeah.That's my first...
也是最后一次和海瑟约会了 and last date with Heather.
我再也不想见到她了 I never want to see her again.
那好啊 Good.
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你不是真的想这样 You don't mean that.
我就是想这样 Yes, I do.
拿着 Here.
什么意思？ What's this?
打电话给她 Call her.
-打给谁？ - 打给谁？！！！ - Who? - Who?!
当然是海瑟！天哪，我会后悔的！ Heather,my nemesis!
-打给她。 - 为什么？ - Call her.- Why?
因为你坐在那里一付可怜巴巴的样子 'Cause you're sitting there drooling and pathetic...
而且我知道，除非你打了电话给她，否则 and I know somewhere inside's my cool brother...
我认识的那个酷酷的哥哥就回不来了 and I'm not gonna get him back unless you call her.
不，我不打！ Look, I'm not calling her.
我和她坐了一晚上都不知道说些什么 I sat there all night and didn't say anything.
现在打电话又能说什么？ What could I say now?
带她去看电影 Take her to a movie.
那样你只需要坐着，不用说什么 There you're supposed to sit and not say anything.
看电影对你现在的技能水平来说正合适 A movie's perfect for your current skill level.
为什么你要我去约她？ Why do you want me to call her?
有人教我“爱情值得你做任何事” I'm told love is Worth it.
你打算邀请我 Aren't you going to invite me...
和你一起喝茶吗？ to have tea with you?
莫妹啊，我想你记住一些事： Morgan, I want you to know something.
不管我长大到多少岁 No matter how old I get...
我永远是你的哥哥 I'm always gonna be your big brother.
糖？ Sugar?
就算某天我会对哪个女孩 And even if I ever...which I won't...
神魂颠倒了…… get interested in girls...
牛奶？ Milk?
而且看起来好像我 And it seems like I don't care...
不那么关心你了 about you anymore...
番茄酱？ Ketchup?
我依然会希望你 I still always want you...
能邀请我和你一起喝茶 to invite me to have tea with you.
莫妹，我的宝贝，把你的茶放下 Morgan, honey, put your tea set away...
去刷牙洗脸 and brush your teeth.
到了睡觉时间了 It's time to go to bed.
我非睡不可吗？ Do I have to?
你是在问我吗？ You're asking me?
不如让我们晚些睡，直到 How about if we just stay up...
喝完我们的茶？ and finish our tea?
你能负责把你妹妹抱上床吗？ You volunteering to put your sister to bed?
可以，我想这没问题。 Yeah, I guess I am.
为什么？ Why?
因为我没法理解 'Cause I don't understand anything...
人生中的一些东西 about my entire life.
真好，谢谢你。 Yeah, thanks.
他们坐在一起两天了 Two days in a row.
她只是还没得到教训 She just doesn't learn。
艾佛伦，我希望我不是太冒昧 Evelyn, I hope I'm not being forward...
但是除了学校餐厅里的午餐 but instead of cafeteria lunch...
也许我们可以一起吃个晚饭？ maybe one evening we could have dinner together?
当然可以，乔治。 Of course, George.
我喜欢这个。 I'd love it.
那好极了。 Good.
我擅长厨艺，你知道吗？ I'm quite the cook,you know?
真的？ Really?
真的，就在前几天 Oh, yes. Just the other night...
我还准备了一个非常可爱的蔬菜沙拉 I prepared a lovely salad nicoise...
给我的妹妹，不过 for my sister,but she, uh...
她在临行前有事没法来。 had to cancel at the last moment.
困惑吗？马修斯先生？ Confused,Mr. Matthews?
是的，我确实很困惑。 Yes, I am, sir.
如我所料。 As it should be。