不 我只是想确保我们俩都弄明白了 No, I just want to make sure we're both totally clear about this.
是的 拉娜 虽然很羞辱人 Yes, Lana. You've made it totally
但你说的很明白了 very nearly insultingly clear.
因为这不过是我爸妈想见见他们的外孙女 Because this is just my parents meeting the grandchild.
对了 这是孩子她爸 And, oh, by the way, this is her father.
-是啊 -这既不是要见我男朋友 - Yeah. - It's not meet my boyfriend.
也不是要见我未来的丈夫 It's not meet my future husband.
大家都不会在意晚餐会有谁来 Nobody's guessing who's coming to dinner.
非常明白 Totally clear.
而且很侮辱人 Very insulting.
我确认一下 So, just to be clear.
-明白了吗 -我的老天 - We're clear? - Oh, my God.
-我的老天 -闭嘴 - Oh, my God! - Hey! Shut up!
先生 请问您需要帮忙吗 Sir, is there a problem here?
是啊 你去哪儿了 Yes! Where the hell have you been?
给 如果你想少跑几次的话 Here. And if you want to save yourself some trips,
-就给我来一桶酒 -我们没有桶 - let's uh, make it a pitcher. - Uh, we don't even have pitchers.
这还要我教你吗 Well, then, I don't know what to tell you.
你可以去把垃圾桶洗干净啊 Maybe rinse out a little trash can.
还有 我父母都不太喝酒 Also, my parents aren't big drinkers?
是啊 他们超级古板 对吧 Yeah, they're like huge nerds, right?
不 他们是学者 Uh, no. They're academics!
番茄啊番茄 "Tomato, tomato."
我妈妈 克劳德特 My mom, Claudette, is a
是加州大学伯克利分校的公共政策学教授 professor of public policy at U.C. Berkeley,
研究方向是女权问题 with a focus on feminist issues.
幸好我没往行李箱里装用于玩乐的东西 Yikes. Glad I didn't waste suitcase space on that barrel of monkeys.
闭嘴 我父亲 莱缪尔 是微生物学家 Shut up. And my father, Lemuel, is a microbiologist--
-他可能会获诺贝尔奖哦 -老天 - who might be up for the Nobel Prize. - Holy shit.
-很了不起对吧 -是啊 - Yeah, right? - Right!
那你是怎么回事 What happened to you?
还有一个小细节要注意 Oh, and one more, like, "tiny thing."
我保证 这是我晚餐前喝的最后一瓶 Swear to God. Last one till dinner.
不是说这个 不过你这是怎么了 Not that. Although what the shit?
其实我有点紧张 I'm actually kinda nervous.
其实我也是 Me too, actually,
因为我爸妈以为我还在哥伦比亚大学 because my parents think I'm still working on my PhD...
攻读博士学位 at Columbia.
-环境科学的博士学位 -什么鬼 - In environmental science. - What?
他们不知道你是间谍吗 They don't know you're a spy?
不知道 如果你敢告诉他们 我一定会杀了你 No! And if you tell them I am, I will literally murder you--
等等 是当着我们亲生孩子的面哦 Wait-- in front of our very own infant child.
严肃起来 So, serious up,
因为他们其实并不是很喜欢这个安排 because they're not crazy about this whole arrangement, so--
严肃起来 Serious up.
拉娜 一旦他们和我见面了 他们一定会 Lana, once I meet them, I'm sure they'll find me
觉得我魅力逼人的 utterly charming.
你已经见过他们了 You have met them.
是啊 他也在攻读他的硕士学位 Yes, he's getting his master's, too,
他人还很好 这我已经说过了 and he's nice-- and I said that already,
我相信他肯定是 路上堵了 and... I'm sure he's just... caught in traffic.
他走过来的话也该到了 Hmm. He could have walked here by now.
早知道是要去那种聚会 If it's gonna be that kind of party,
那可真是蠢透了[土豆泥] etcetera, etcetera-- mashed potatoes!
那他们有觉得我魅力逼人吗 Oh. Did they find me utterly charming?
看看这是谁来了 Look who's here!
让我抱抱我外孙女儿 Let me have my grandbaby!
你们还记得亚契吗 Uh-- and, um, you remember Archer?
当然记得 你不是喜欢土豆泥吗 Yes, of course. We've got the mashed potatoes
我们给你准备了 just the way you like 'em--
98.6 98.6.
翻译 : 特工圈圈 特工西之
校对 : 特工西之
时间轴 : 腹黑特工加森
后期 : 冷血特工加森
总监 : stephanie
间谍亚契 第六季 第八集
间谍亚契 第六季第八集
拉娜 你真是生了个漂亮的宝宝 Oh, Lana. You have made a beautiful baby.
我们都同意 Well, we sort of both--
你这个说法 would agree with that statement.
-拉娜自己会说话 -好的 - Lana can speak for herself. - Yup.
-你有什么新消息吗 -我生了个娃 - So? Any news? - Um... I had a baby?
亲爱的 我说的是你的学业问题 Oh, honey, I'm talking about your studies.
是啊 拉娜 你到底 Yes, Lana. When on earth
计划什么时候写完论文 are you planning to finish your dissertation?
-是啊 拉娜 -别这样 - Yeah, Lana. - Don't do that...
-好的 -因为你也不用慌张 - Nope. - Because you're taking your time as well.
你研究的到底是什么 What is it you're studying?
中世纪斯拉夫历史 Medieval Slavic History.
真的吗 那肯定很有意思 Really? Well, that must be fascinating!
大家都这样以为 但其实 Well, everybody thinks that, but--
那跟我讲讲 So, tell me:
你怎么看1398年的科索沃战争 what are your thoughts on the Battle of Kosovo of 1389?
-没什么看法 -就算它与现代塞尔维亚 - No opinion. - Well, not even as it applies to the rise
-民族主义的崛起有关吗 -是的 - of modern Serbian nationalism? - Mm... nope.
还有 你这有点简化主义的意思 Also, that's a bit reductionist.
别说你的事了 对吧 But enough about you. Am I right?
爸爸 和我们说说你的研究吧 Daddy, tell us about your research.
藻类总是充满了挑战性 Well, algae is always challenging!
是啊 问问拖鞋就知道 Yeah. Just ask a flip-flop.
-别这样 -好的 - Don't do that. - Nope.
他的研究进行得很顺利 His research is going extremely well.
不久后 你们也许就不用花那么多 And, in the near future, you may be spending
时间和金钱在加油站上了 a lot less time and money at gas stations.
你要给我们买摩托车吗 You're buying us motorcycles?
-不 爸爸在研究 -拉娜 - No! Daddy's been working on-- - Lana.
妈妈 没事的 亚契他 Mom, it's fine. Archer is, um--
拉娜 没事的 你可以说我们是一家人 Lana, it's okay, you can say "family."
我是可以说 但我不知道我说不说得出口 I-- Well, I thought I could, but I honestly don't know if I can.
好 现在你把孩子弄哭了 Great, now you've made the baby cry.
-是你弄的 -拉娜 给 抱着孩子 - That was you! - Lana, here, take the child.
我不知道到底该关注你们谁 I'm not sure which end needs attention,
但在你解决这个问题的时候 but while you check on that,
我和你父亲会准备好晚餐的 your father and I will check on dinner.
那我去看看那个 热水浴缸 And I will check on... that hot tub.
你认真的吗 Seriously?
你他妈是认真的吗 Are you frickin' serious?
是的 Um... yes.
天呐 见鬼 克里格 Oh, my God! Dammit, Krieger!
所以我们现在去不了联赛之夜了吗 So, now we gotta forfeit league night?
你的车怎么会没油的 How the hell did you run out of gas?
是啊 特别是在 Yeah, especially in--
这里到底是什么地方 Where even are we?
布朗斯维尔[棕色皮肤人之城] Mm... Brownsville?
别这样 虽然现在我们可能是没油了 Hey, whoa. It may be a bit rundown,
但没必要种族歧视嘛 but there's no need to be racist.
不 不是因为非裔美国人 No, not because of African-Americans.
布朗斯维尔只是个名字 蠢货 Brownsville's just the name, dip-nuts.
是啊 而且一点道理都没有 Yeah, which doesn't really make sense
因为这原来是犹太城 because this all used to be Jewtown.
见鬼 老兄 这样说就不好了 Damn, dude. Not cool!
拜托 种族歧视可是你们发明的 Oh please, you people invented racism.
而且你不过是用激光照射分光镜 Also you're just a reconstructed light-field,
创造出来的光影罢了 produced by firing a laser through a beam-splitter.
是啊 老兄 真刻薄 Yeah, dude, not cool.
好热 Hot!
热热热热热热 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...
怎么样 How is it?
很热 莱 我能叫你莱吗 Oh, it is hot, Lem. Can I call you Lem?
当然了 没问题 Of course you may, absolutely,
但其实应该叫凯恩博士 but it's actually pronounced Doctor Kane.
拉娜在喂孩子 怎么样 Well, Lana's feeding the baby. How is it?
-很热 -其实有点太热了 现在 - Hot. - Actually almost too hot, now that you, um--
我要起来了 所以 I'm actually gonna hop out, so--
说什么呢 你就待在这里 Nonsense. You stay right there.
这真是太舒服了对吧 Isn't this just so relaxing?
是吗 Is it?
人生来就是不着片缕的 Well, nudity is our natural state.
他穿了衣服 He's not nude.
什么 那你在这里干什么 What? Then why are you in here?
我刚也在问自己这个问题 I was just asking myself the same--
太荒谬了 你必须脱光 That's ridiculous, you have to be naked.
-不然就完全没意义了 -是吗 - Otherwise it's pointless. - Is it?
短裤脱掉脱掉 Trunks, young man, trunks.
好吧 Um... 'kay...
这就对了 也没有那么难 对吧 There, now that's not so hard, is it?
那你们一般都做什么呢 So, do you guys do phrasing, or...?
既然我们都一丝不挂了 And now that we're all skyclad, as they say,
我们要做点特别的 we have something very special
我们想和你一起做 we'd like to share with you.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
但是只我们三个做 But just between us three,
没必要告诉拉娜 there's no reason to tell Lana about it.
是的 她也许不会同意 No, she might not... approve.
我的天哪 Oh, God...
好吧 但话说在前面 Okay, but just so you know,
我是从来不用避孕套的 I've never worn a condom, ever,
还有莱 不说你也应该知道的 and Lem, obviously the implicit agreement between you and I,
我们的小弟弟绝对不能接触 is that at no time will our penises touch,
当然如果我们连眼神都不接触 but I'd also appreciate it
我也会很感激的 if you didn't make eye contact,
你知道的 就是 和我 you know... with me... during...
我是 误解了吗... Did I... misread th--
-我 -住嘴 - I-- - No.
住嘴 你别说话 No. You do not talk.
事实上 明天的第一件事就是 In fact, first thing tomorrow,
你要去兽医那儿把你的声带割掉 you're going to the vet to have your vocal chords clipped.
不如直接弄死我算了 How about just put to sleep?
因为谁会和一个陌生人 Because who gets in a hot tub naked
全裸待在热水浴缸里啊 with an almost complete stranger?
每个人 每个伯克利的人 Because everybody! Because Berkeley!
这整座城市都没人知道什么是 That's-- how does an entire city get a pass
可接受的行为吗 on acceptable behavior?
可接受的行为 Acceptable behavior?
这话竟然出自一个刚才试图 This, from the man who just tried
和我妻子及我3P的人之口 to have a threesome with me and my wife?
我那是出于礼貌 I was being polite!
什么 那哪里礼貌了 Wh--? How is that polite?
因为我以为他们就是那样想的 Because I thought that's what they wanted!
他们说想和我分享一个特别的秘密 所以 They said they wanted to share a special secret with me, so--
等等 什么特别的秘密 Wait, what special secret?
什么 他怎么还在这里 What? Why is he even still here?
-爸爸 -听着 这人就是个混蛋 - Daddy... - Look, the man's an ass-bucket.
-什么 -别看我 不是我 - What the--? - Hey don't look at me, I'm not--
-孩子 -见鬼 - The baby! - Oh, shit!
-我的天哪 -妈妈 - Oh, dear God... - Mom?
-克劳德特 -我在这儿 - Claudette? - I'm in here,
在书房里 in the study!
AJ呢 Where's A.J.?
她很好 她在楼上 但是 She's fine, she's upstairs, but--
到底发生了什么 What the hell happened?
天呐 我的研究 Oh, my God... my research!
我的研究 All my research...
我的数据 我的笔记 所有的样本 my data, my notes! All my samples!
我数年的研究成果 都不见了 All my years of work! It's all gone!
-怎么会有人想要霉 -是藻类 - Why would anybody want mildew? - Algae!
天呐 开什么国际玩笑 Oh, my God, are you shitting me?
房子里还有个孩子呢 With a baby in the house?
你怎么会有枪 Why do you have a gun?
什么 你真要问么 为了这个 What, seriously? For this...
棒呆 Great.
拉娜 这是什么情况 Lana, what is the meaning of this?
他怎么会有枪 Why does he have a gun?
-好吧 是这样 -拜托 - Okay, so-- Whoa, whoa, whoa-- - C'mon,
我们难道不要谈谈我枪法多精湛吗 Are we not even gonna address how amazing that shot was?
不是现在 亚契 我 Not now, Archer, I'm--
见鬼 Shit.
是啊 听着 如果你们想抓到那些人 Yeah, so listen, if you wanna catch those guys
把你的霉拿回来 and get your mildew back--
是藻类 It's algae.
好吧 就是这个语调 Yeah, take that tone.
-你有车吗 -什么 - You got a car? - What?
有啊 但是 但是 Yes, but, but, but--
振作点 莱 Get your shit together, Lem!
乖乖的 去看着孩子 Be a lamb and watch the baby?
拉娜 这太疯狂了 他怎么会有枪 Lana, this is all just crazy, why does he have a gun?
为什么是他开车 开车的该是我才对 And why is he driving? I should be driving!
不 爸爸 亚契该开车 No, Daddy, Archer should drive.
其实他开得特别好 He's actually pretty great at it.
在他没有忙着射精的时候 When he's not busy ejaculating.
别在我车里 不许在我车里 Not in my Mustang, you don't!
但说真的 他怎么了 But, seriously, what's wrong with him?
伙计们 这是 这是 Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--
《警网铁金刚》里的车 你要是立刻出发 Bullitt, we know, and if you'd go already,
也许等下我会扮成史蒂夫·麦奎因给你看 maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you!
我可不是这个意思 Ew, that's not even what it's about.
而且你的手太大了 Plus your hands are too big.
-走吧 -但说到麦奎因 - Go! - But speaking of McQueen,
如果他穿高翻领毛衣的话... if there was ever a time to wear the tactleneck--
-走 -好吧 等等 - Go! - Okay! Hang on!
放轻松 放轻松 Easy, easy!
放轻松 Easy...
-放轻松 -你能闭嘴吗 - Easy-- - Will you shut up?
我们的时速才每小时一英里 We're only going one mile an hour!
要是这样的话 老天 If that! Jesus...
闭嘴推车吧 Aw, shush and push!
你们最好都给我在后面用力推 You guys all better be pushing back there!
-是在推啊 -我在推呢 - We are! - I am pushing.
-我发誓 -我推 - Swearsies, realsies. - I push.
他妈的 Son of a bitch...
那这鬼东西为什么一点都不快啊 then I dunno why this heap of shit's not going faster.
首先 这不是鬼东西 Well, first of all, I think you mean heap of bitchin',
其次 等我看看 and second of all, hang on.
搞什么 Wh...?
原来在刹车上吗 The frickin' brake was on?
天 God--
我操 亚契 Dammit, Archer!
-亚契 -你开太快了 白痴 - Archer! - You're going too fast, you idiot.
说我白痴 是谁把毕生的心血放自己家里 Idiot? Who kept his life's work in his frickin' house,
还没有任何防护措施 apparently without any kind of backup whatsoever?
这话说的对 Uh, yeah, that's actually a good point.
我不能放实验室里 I couldn't keep my work at the lab.
那可是价值数十亿的东西 It's potentially worth billions!
有人为了它会不惜一切 People would literally kill for it!
没错吧 Case in point.
即使我们不是一家人... Well, even if I'm not family...
苍天 行了 Oh my God, okay--
这藻到底怎么回事 What's the deal with this algae?
我想到办法将其用作生物燃料了 I found a way to use it as bio-fuel!
我应该知道那是什么意思吗... Am I supposed to know what that means, or...?
可以代替化石燃料 As a replacement for fossil fuels!
-天哪 -白痴 - Oh, my God-- - Duh-hoi.
在正确条件下 海藻可以无限繁殖 Under the right conditions, the algae reproduce infinitely,
燃烧海藻唯一的副产品就是水 and the only by-product of burning it, is water.
我操 真没想到你还能活到现在 Holy shit, I'm surprised nobody's killed you already.
所以我才将自己的研究保密啊 That's why I had to keep my research a secret.
你知道这对石油巨头或欧佩克意味着什么吗 Can you imagine what this will mean to Big Oil? Or OPEC?
不用种族歧视 Well, there's no need to be racist.
用首字母缩略词 How is the acronym for
称呼石油输出国组织怎么种族歧视了 the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries racist?
原来欧佩克是这个意思啊 Oh, that's what that means?
他妈的 Goddammit.
竟敢朝美国公民开枪 This is an American icon!
你们这群非利士人 You Philistines!
我知道 我们...拿下苏斯博士 Hey, I know, let's, um-- uh-- teabag Dr. Seuss.
好主意 我来按住他 Yeah, great idea. I'll hold him down. Huh?
亚契 我告诉你我的研究了 Look here, Archer, I've told you about my research.
你告诉我你为什么随身带着枪 How about telling me why the hell you carry a gun?
说到这个 我没子弹了 Yeah speaking of, I'm out.
你帮我装弹 我先用你的 Lemme hold yours while you reload me.
-用你的什么 -这个... - Hold your what? - Uh--
拉娜 快点 左那佩里格罗萨 Lana, come on! Zona peligrosa!
他说什么呢 What is he talking about?
这...拉娜·安东尼·凯恩 What in the--? Lana Anthony Kane!
行了 这个... Okay, so--
-安东尼 -根据苏珊B取的 - Anthony? - After Susan B.!
好吧 我们最丑的长官 Oh, right, our ugliest president.
拉娜 你为什么也有枪 Lana, why the hell do you have a gun?
小时候我们可不是这样教你的 That's not how we raised you!
我知道 爸爸 我知道 I know, Daddy. I know.
关于我的博士学位... So, about my PhD...
很好笑吗 How is this funny?
说真的吗 What, seriously?
简直笑死人了 Um, in every possible way.
你是间谍 You're a spy?
对 你听我解释 Yes, but I can explain!
你骗了我和你妈妈 Oh, you're going to explain
这么多年 你当然需要解释 lying to me and your mother all these years,
拜托你能别像开破烂一样 and could you please not drive my Mustang
开我的野马好吗 like a complete ass-bucket!
莱 我觉得你有点迁怒于我 Okay, Lem, I think maybe you're transferring a little.
你不是生我的气 是生拉娜的 You're not angry at me. You're angry at Lana.
我很清楚自己生谁的气 I'm well aware of at whom I'm angry!
真是谢谢你提醒他啊 But thank you for reminding him.
我就是个调解人吧 Yeah, think of me as a mediator.
你是哪国间谍 And spying for whom, exactly?
希望是美国的 I hope to God it's at least for America!
-要不还能是谁的 -我怎么知道 - Who else would I be spying for? - How should I know?
我突然觉得一点也不了解你 All of a sudden I'm talking to a total stranger!
拉娜 你现在感觉如何 Lana? How does that make you feel?
我想一枪崩了你 Like I'm gonna shoot you?
想崩我的人多着呢 Yeah, get in line.
爸爸 当然是美国 Daddy, of course it's America.
长话短说 现在 Long story short, these days
我们算是中情局的人 we're sort of, contractors for the CIA.
中情局 你这是要去颠覆哪里的民选政府 The CIA? Did you just drop in on your way to overthrow
然后顺路才来看我们吗 a democratically elected government somewhere?
-莱 别这么讽刺好吗 -我没有 - Lem, let's try to avoid using sarcasm. - I wasn't.
看到了吧 所以我才不跟你说 You see? This is why I never told you!
我就知道你不会理解 I knew you wouldn't understand!
你本来可以成为一个伟大的科学家 拉娜 Because you could've been a great scientist, Lana!
你怎么能浪费了自己的天赋呢 How could you just throw away your God-given talent?
那不是我的天赋 爸爸 But it wasn't my talent, Daddy...
是你和妈妈一厢情愿 You and Mom just wanted it to be.
胡说什么呢 Oh, come on, now.
你以前多喜欢参加科学竞赛 You used to love going to all those science fairs!
我明明很讨厌 I used to hate it!
还记得我去参加竞赛的路上总是吐一车吗 Remember, I always threw up in the car on the way there?
对不起 I'm sorry...
-搞什么 -莱缪尔 - Oh, goddammit-- - Lemuel!
是因为兴奋 From excitement!
是因为害怕 但我一直担心 From terror, but I was always so afraid
让你和妈妈失望 所以我 of letting you and Mom down, that I--
我没告诉你们我的真实感受 I couldn't ever tell you how I felt.
别哭 你怎么会让我们失望 亲爱的 Hey. C'mon, now. You could never let us down, honey.
我希望你知道这点 I-- I hope you know that.
-真的吗 -拉娜 - Really? - Oh, Lana,
我们会一直为你骄傲 我们会永远爱你 we'll always be proud of you, and we'll always love you,
即使你做出傻到爆的选择 even when you make stupid, stupid, stupid choices,
-就跟他一样 -说什么呢 - like him. - Aww.
我们这里终于有进展了 Well, I think we've made some real progress here,
引擎锁闭之前 and I'd say, we've got about
我们大约还有30秒时间 30 seconds before the engine locks up,
有谁想到计划了吗 有吗 so does anyone have a plan? Anyone?
快想啊 有主意总比没有强 Guys, c'mon, there's no dumb ideas.
我们把轮胎上油怎么样 What if we grease the tires?
那样有用吗 How would that possibly help?
很好 把没用的东西都丢掉 Hey, yeah, toss out all your empties,
这样可以减轻些重量 that'll get rid of some weight, huh?
把东西 都扔了吧 Toss out... everything!
这样实在是太重了 We've gotta get rid of some of this weight!
说这话的显然是... Well, the speakers are obviously the--
不 苍天啊 No! For the love of God, man,
-你真疯了吗 -抱歉 - are you quite literally insane? - Sorry.
闭嘴 Shut up.
这些保龄球呢 What about all these bowling balls?
什么 当然 你个笨蛋 What? Yes, you ding-dongs!
那些傻逼保龄球都扔掉 Throw out the goddamn bowling balls!
知道了 天哪 Okay! Jesus!
他们就是这么蠢死的 And that's how they all died.
这就是你的计划吗 加速行驶 That's your plan? To ram it?
对 那叫匹特特技 Yeah, it's called a PIT maneuver,
我做过很多很多次了 I've done it, like, a million times.
有三次吧 Like, three times.
爸爸 他们撞车后 And Daddy, when they crash,
可能会从车里出来射击 they're probably gonna come out firing,
所以你趴在下面不要起来 so get down on the floor, and stay there!
-你呢 -你不用担心我 - What about you? - Don't worry about me.
我就是干这个的 This is what I do,
我干得还很棒呢 and I'm actually pretty great at it.
闭嘴 Shut up.
爸爸 趴下 Daddy, floor.
行了 坐稳了 Okay, hang on!
-等等 等等 -什么 - Actually wait, hang on. - What?
莱 你说的特别的事是什么 Lem, what was the special thing?
-什么 -在热水浴缸里时 - What? - In the hot tub!
亚契 我觉得热水浴缸的事 Archer, I think the less said
你还是少提为好 about the hot tub incident, the better!
闭嘴 你们想跟我说的 Shut up. What's the special thing
特别的事到底是什么 you two wanted to share with me?
凯恩家族聚会 The Kane family reunion!
-什么 -对 - Wait, what? - Yeah,
我们每年都办 很盛大 we do it every year, it's huge,
我们让她邀请你 但是... and we told her to invite you, but--
-爸爸 -拉娜 这家伙可能是个十足的白痴 - Daddy! - Lana, the man may be a total idiot,
但他是你孩子的父亲 but he is the father of your child.
对 拉娜 Yeah, Lana!
所以你说的是烧烤还是... So are we talking like, a barbecue, or--?
-亚契 -行了 拉娜 - Archer! - Okay! Lana!
如果是烧烤 凯恩家的人是喜欢吃牛胸肉 And if it's a barbecue, are the Kanes a brisket crowd,
还是手撕猪肉 or pulled pork?
-牛胸肉 -好逊 - Brisket. - Lame.
不要开枪 Don't shoot!
-不要...达瑞尔 -帕姆 - Please, don't-- Darryl? - Pam?
天哪 Oh, my God,
以前在搏击俱乐部的时候 I used to beat this bitch's ass
我总是把他揍得屁滚尿流 at fight club, like, all the time!
-好啊 -你们好 - Sup? - Hey, guys.
不就三次 Pff, like, three times.
话说你们在路上 Now, why the hell you throwing bowling balls
扔什么保龄球啊 in the damn street?
说来话长了 说来也有趣 Long story, funny story,
我们去附近的脱衣舞俱乐部 and I'll tell you guys all about it over beers
一边喝酒一边说吧 我请客 at the nearest titty bar, my treat.
看脱衣舞也修不好我的车啊 娘们 Titties ain't gonna fix my car, Poovey.
是不会 但我们有人会啊 No, but Beardsly McBugeyes over there will,
还可以给你装个一氧化二氮气罐 and he'll install a nitrous tank,
这样你就不用笨重迟缓地开车到处逛了 so you don't have to drive around town like a giant pussy.
你说呢 克里格 Won't ya, Krieger?
走吧 我们好好爽一爽 So c'mon, let's go make it rain Pammy.
他们呢 What about them?
不用管他们 Honestly don't care.
装弹 亚契 掩护我 Reloading! Archer, cover me!
什么 亚契 Wait, what? Archer?
-搞什么鬼 -斯莱特 - What the--? - Slater?
正是 Ta-daa.
我们家里有小孩子 With a baby in the house?
我们不知道你们在 We didn't know you were there,
显然这是我们行动失责 which was obviously an operational failure on our end.
-伊森 -对 伊森 - Ethan! - Yeah, Ethan!
你别哔哔 亚契 你个混蛋 And don't be shitty, Archer, you dick.
你杀了我们一个人 You killed one of my guys.
对 真是没想到啊 Yeah, was that shot not insane?
没想到的是 What is insane
中情局竟来偷我父亲的研究 斯莱特 is the CIA stealing my father's research, Slater!
为什么 Why?
凯恩先生 因为你的研究威胁到了 Because, Dr. Kane, your research has jeopardized
我们的国家安全 our national security.
什么 什么意思 怎么会 What? What do you mean? How?
你以为中东地区现在就够乱了对吧 Because if you think the Middle East is messed up now,
等没人买他们石油的时候你再看看吧 just wait until nobody needs their oil.
你们还真是考虑大局啊... Man, you guys are so big picture...
不行 你不能... No, wait, you can't--
那是我父亲毕生的心血 that was a lifetime of work for my father!
我知道 凯恩先生 Yeah, yeah. Dr. Kane,
你有网银吗 do you have online banking?
我...有 但是... I-- yes, but--
你查查你的账户余额 So, if you wanna go ahead and check your account balance?
我明确跟你说 Well, I can tell you right now,
这还差得远... this doesn't come anywhere close--
只要你在世 那个数 That amount, direct-deposited
每月都直接打入你的账户 every month, for the rest of your life.
每个月 斯莱特先生 我... Every month? Well, Mr. Slater, I--
我们就这么说定了 I think we've got ourselves a deal.
爸爸 不行 Daddy, no!
那海藻呢 不是说以后不用烧化石燃料吗 What about the algae, so we don't have to burn fossil fuels?
亲爱的 别管什么化石燃料了 Honey, forget about fossil fuels.
以后我们可以烧钱了 We're gonna be able to burn money.
-高兴了吧 -总体而言吗 - Happy? - What, like in general?
还行吧 Because yes.
听我说 So, listen...
我想谢谢你去挽救 I wanna thank you, for trying to save
我爸爸的研究 尽管 my dad's research, and even though
显然我仍然因为 I'm obviously still furious about
热水浴缸的事生气 而且可能 the hot tub incident, and will be, probably,
会生气很多年 for years to come,
我知道你 亚契 I can see how you-- you, Archer,
会对情况作出错误判断 could have misconstrued the situation,
尽管我不愿承认 and even though it's kinda hard for me to admit it,
可你确实是我的家人 不仅是因为AJ you are family to me, and not just because of A.J.
我现在意识到我应该邀请你 I realize now that I should have invited you
参加家庭聚会 所以 对不起 to the family reunion, and so... I'm sorry.
对不起我伤害你的感情了 I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.
谢谢 Well, thanks.
我接受你的道歉 I accept your apology.
抱歉我想上你妈 Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom.