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♪ Cheryl Lynn - Got to Be Real ♪ 1978年迪斯科名曲
♪ 你现在所寻找到的 ♪ ♪ What you find... ♪
Will! Will!
♪ …所感受到的 ♪ ♪ ...feel, now ♪
♪ 你所了解到的 ♪ ♪ What you know ♪
♪ 将会成真… ♪ ♪ To be real... ♪
Will! Will! Will! Will!
♪ Oo-ooh ♪ ♪ Oo-ooh ♪
♪ 你的所爱已经成真 ♪ ♪ Your love's for real now ♪
♪ 要知道你所爱的 就是我所爱的... ♪ ♪ You know that your love is my love... ♪
我有个问题要问你 I have a problem.
亲爱的 我正忙着尽情摇摆呢 Sweetie, I was right in the middle of busting a move.
♪ Bust a move ♪ 饶舌歌手 Young MC 成名作
跟我来一下 好么? Could you come with me for a second?
可我… But l...
宝贝儿 在我这里尽情摇摆啊 Try busting a move in here, sweetie.
吹牛老爹 美国Hip-Hop歌手/制作人
来啊 一起摇摆啊 老爹 Come on. Shake it, Puff Daddy
- 好啦 Grace 别生气了 - 我再也受不了了 - Okay, Grace, take it easy. - I can't handle this anymore.
看看这地方才多大 我梳个头都费劲 Look at the size of this place. My hair doesn't even fit in here.
打开这个柜子 Open that cabinet.
我更好奇 浴帘后面是什么 I'd rather go for what's behind the curtain.
价格竞猜节目 Let's Make a Deal 中 奖品均放在窗帘后 Zonk 是为娱乐效果设置的搞笑商品 通常充满玩笑意味或价值很低
我怕那里面是… I'm afraid that's gonna be a Zonk.
你就不能笑一下 像这样 笑一下… Can't you smile a little bit with a...
好了 我明白了 Okay, point taken.
我答应你 下班之后我们会找到办法的 I promise after work, we'll come up with a good solution.
- 行了么? - 非常感谢 - Okay? - Thank you.
这些强力电池是干嘛用的? What are the double-D batteries for?
噢 是给洁碧冲牙器用的 Oh, it's for my Waterpik.
你没有冲牙器啊 You don't have a Waterpik.
人家说有就有啦 Let's just say I do.
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翻译 呆鸡 时间轴 木瓜一号
第一季 第三集 头等大事 S01E03 Head Case
校对 黎巴 Square Water
特效 Square 压制 Water
不用了 没关系 他认识我 不用预约 No, it's fine. He knows me. I don't need an appointment.
见着我他可开心呢 别了 不用通知他 He's happy to see me. No, don't buzz him.
谢啦 你现在是我最好的朋友 每十分钟给我打个电话 Thanks, you're my new best friend. Call me every 10 minutes.
真是个小碧池! What a bee-atch!
Jack 她只是在尽职工作 Jack, she's just doing her job.
我想刚才是我第一次把"Jack"和"工作" I think that's the first time I've used the words "Jack" and "job"
放在同一句话里 中间却没有说"需要找一份" the same sentence without "needs to get a" in-between.
说到这儿 你工作找得怎么样了 Speaking of which, how goes the employment search?
请我吃午饭吧 Take me to lunch.
你至少决定了想要做什么吧? Have you even decided what it is you want to do?
还没确定 不过我确定的是 Still not sure, but I do know that
我要把我简历的字体设置成 I want the font on my resume to be
赫维提卡体 Helvetica.
我还真想知道"合唱团女孩"用赫维提卡体写出来是啥样 I wonder how "chorus girl" will look in Helvetica.
周四再来我这儿 我们一起来搞定你的简历 Come back Thursday. We'll do your resume together.
好了啦 Come on.
- 带我吃午饭 - 现在不行 - Take me to lunch. - I can't.
我得标记完这份合同 I've gotta finish marking up this contract,
之后还要去给 Grace 买几个好用的架子 and then I want to get Grace some cool shelves,
还是别的什么浴室用品 她恨死那个浴室了 or something for her bathroom. She hates it.
她当然受不了啦 对她来说浴室太小了 Of course, she hates it. It's too small for her.
对玛丽布芭比娃娃来说都太小了 It's too small for Malibu Barbie.
你为什么不和她共用一个浴室呢? Why don't you just share your bathroom?
天呐 我想刚才是我第一次把 My God, I think that's the first time you've used the words
"Will"和"共用"放在同一句话里 "Will" and "share" in the same sentence
中间却没有说"不知道该如何" without "doesn't know how to" in-between.
你在瞎说什么呢? What are you talking about?
你所有的人际关系里都有一个普遍的问题 You've had one common problem in all your relationships...
就是你自己 you.
- 我人际关系好着呢 - 是嘛? 嗯哼 - I'm good at relationships. - Are ya? Hm-mm.
让我们稍微回顾一下 Let's take a look at a little clip from when it was still
"Michael 与 Will 的爱情秀"的片段 the Michael and Will Show.
当然这部剧早被砍了 Before it was cancelled.
"Will 我能给你换个抱枕么?" "Will, can I change your throw pillows?"
"不行" "No."
"Will 我能把运动衫放到你的衣架上么?" "Will, can I put my sweaters on your shelf?"
"不行" "No."
"Will 世界上有人能跟你这样恐怖的控制狂生活在一起么?" "Will, can anyone live with a control freak nightmare like you?"
要我说 还是没有 I'm gonna say, no.
你准备好迎接这个装满幸福的袋子了么? Are you ready for a bag full of happiness?
但我这个袋子里装的可不是大麻 And I am not talking about your stoner days.
好啊 Okay.
我从"卧室 浴室 & 其他"商场买到这个东西 I got this stuff at Bed, Bath & Beyond,
最疯狂的是它既不在卧室区 也不在浴室区 and the crazy thing is it wasn't in bed or bath,
所有东西都在其他区找到的 I found it all in beyond.
看 架子 Look, shelves.
这就是你对我的空间问题的解决办法?? This is your solution to my space problem?
你想让两堵墙挨得更近么? You want to bring the walls in closer?
- 好吧 这是个坏主意 - 嗯哼 - Okay, bad idea. - Uh-huh.
好在我能退货 我能把它退回到其它区 I can return. I can return to the beyond.
- 你想听听我的想法么? - 当然了 - You want to hear my idea? - Sure.
- 这想法可激动人心呢 - 和我讲讲 - It's very exciting. - Tell me.
- 可标新立异呢 - 究竟是什么啊? - It's very different. - What is it?
- 可大手笔呢 - 可劲儿的烦人呢 - It's very big. - It's very annoying.
- 好了 坐下 - Grace 小姐 你对人家好粗鲁哦 - All right, sit down. - Miss Grace, you play so rough.
我想把隔离墙推倒 I want to knock down the dividing wall
打通两个浴室 打造成一间 宽敞又豪华的浴室 between the two bathrooms, and make one, big, beautiful bathroom.
哦? Oh?
快看 Look at this.
这个月《东海岸生活》《时尚家居》 This month, East Coast Living, Metropolitan Home,
都不约而同地介绍了这种豪华浴室 both showing the one big bathroom.
它的设计超级典雅 既前卫又实用 这间浴室… It's elegant, it's function with style, it's...
容我喘口气 我都被自己出色的品味给震撼了 hold on a second, I'm getting overwhelmed by my own good taste.
哇哦! Whoa!
好多了 我为装修狂 Better, decorating rush.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
不好 No.
不好? 不典雅? 不前卫? 还是对我说不行 哪一个? No? No to elegant, no to style, no to me, what?
- 抱歉 我只是... - 你接受不了 - I'm sorry. I just... - It's too much for you.
我知道的 是我没想好 我被这些精美的水龙头冲昏了头 I knew it. I wasn't thinking. I was blinded by the faucets.
- Grace 我… - 不用 没事没事没事… - Grace, l... - No. No, no, no...
这个主意不好 我早应该明白的 It wasn't a good idea. I should have known.
连 Michael 都不能说服你换种洗发水 I mean Michael couldn't even get you to change shampoo.
按你说的做吧 Let's do it.
Will 我这样说不是为了利用你的愧疚感 Will, I wasn't saying that to guilt you into something.
你没有 凡事说"不"已经成为我的一种条件反射了 You're not. Saying no is a knee-jerk reaction,
而我不能再这样下去了 and I have got to stop doing that.
- 真的么? - 不 - Really? - No.
你看? 我控制不了自己 See? I can't help myself.
是 是 是 再说了 这是你的方案 Yes, yes, yes. And besides, it's you,
而且这听起来还挺不错的 And this... this is a really cool idea.
你根本就想不到它有多棒 先生! You don't even know, mister!
镀镍银色柜式面池 纯手工制作水龙头 Silver nickel under counter sinks, handmade faucets,
多喷头淋浴系统 multiple showerheads.
还有地方放躺椅 There's even room for a chaise lounge.
我打算用水洗绒面革 I'm thinking washable suede.
你看 要是你早说水洗绒面革的话 Now you see, if you had led with the washable suede,
我一开始就会同意了 I wouldn't have thought twice.
- 这么说 我能开始改造了? - 开工吧 宝贝! So I can start? - Do it, baby!
- 这太让我兴奋了! - 好了 Grace - This is very exciting! - Okay, Grace.
先平静平静 这么热爱一个水龙头是不对的 Slow down now. It's wrong to love a faucet this much.
你说得对 我不能陷得太深 You're right. I don't want to fall too hard.
水龙头对人总是忽冷忽热的 They tend to run a little hot and cold.
还是接着唱你的歌吧 Go back to the singing.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, honey,
你的裙子往上缩了 your skirt's hiking up.
- 嘿 Kare - 怎么了 亲爱的? - Hey, Kare? - Yeah, honey?
就是跟你说一声 助手的第二字是"手" Just FYl, the first three letters in assistant spell "ass,"
所以 赶紧给我动手帮忙 so please get off yours.
亲爱的 我刚才只是想告诉你 你的束身衣露出来了 Honey, I was just trying to tell you your control tops were showing.
放开裙子 Leave the skirt.
- Karen? - 嗯? - Karen? - Yeah?
你为什么想在我这里工作? Why do you want to work for me?
亲爱的 因为我喜欢你呀 Honey, because I adore you,
况且在我嫁给钞票之前 我一直在工作啊 and because I always worked before I married money.
开玩笑啦 当然了 我指的是嫁给 Stan I joke. Of course, I mean Stan.
才怪! 我指的当然是嫁给钞票了! I joke! Of course, I mean money!
Karen 我心里其实很喜欢你的 Karen, I have a great deal of affection for you,
但你得努力做个好助手 but you need to be a better assistant.
把购物指南放下来 Put the catalogue down.
上面所有的东西你都有 You have everything in it.
跟我来 我给你看看我正在做什么工作 Come with me. I'm gonna show you what I'm working on.
好么? 看这个 Okay? Look at this.
这是一张我设想中的浴室草图 This is a rough draft of what I'd like the bathroom to look like.
等我画完这张草图之后 我需要将它复印几份 When I'm finished with this drawing, I'm gonna need it copied,
再送到几个人手里 and sent to a few people.
你指的是 就像是 You mean like
承包商? The contractor?
对! 对! 对! 完全正确! 我的天呐 - Yes, yes, yes, That is exactly right! Oh my God,
我感觉就像《奇迹缔造者》一样 太好了 Karen 你太棒了! I feel like The Miracle Worker. Good, Karen, good!
1962年传记电影 讲诉聋哑盲童海伦在盲人学院老师安妮帮助下走出黑暗的故事
可以了 亲爱的 把手收回去 我懂了 All right, honey. Reel it in. I get it.
给我解释解释这个涂鸦吧 Talk to me about this little doodle here.
这个涂鸦叫做设计图 This doodle is called a blueprint.
不管这是什么 亲爱的 我喜欢这个设计 这是帮谁设计的? Whatever it is, honey, I love it. Who's it for?
- 我和 Will - 你和… - Me and Will. - You and W...
姑娘 你疯了么? Woman, are you insane?
你不能和你同居的人共用一个浴室 You can't share a bathroom with the person you're living with.
亲爱的 你知道 Stan 的浴室在哪儿么? Honey, do you know where Stan's bathroom is?
天哪 我都不知道 Stan 的浴室在哪儿 God, I don't even know where Stan's bathroom is.
我并不担心这个 我们的关系很特殊 I'm not worried about it. Our relationship is special.
Grace 也许我从未 Grace, I may never have had
和一个男人有过一段特殊关系 但是 a special relationship with a man,but...
我结过两次婚 I have been married twice.
所以我得告诉你 这么做是错误的 And I can tell you, this is a mistake.
Karen, Will 和我想要这么做 Karen, Will and I want to do this.
这对他来讲是个巨大的进步 This is a big step for him.
他真的愿意接受这个方案 我为他感到骄傲 He's really open to it, and I'm proud of him.
我也为你感到骄傲 因为你试着对此表示关心 And I'm proud of you for trying to be interested.
好吧 谢谢你 Well, thank you.
嘿 你猜怎么样? Hey, you know what?
明天我要在11点之前上班 Tomorrow, I'm gonna be in before 11 :00.
一步一步来 Baby steps.
好吧 11点半 All right, 11 :30.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
你浴室里有牙线么? 我的用完了 Do you have floss in your bathroom? I'm out.
有啊 Sure.
Grace 别见外 要是你需要牙线的话… Grace, don't be shy. If you need floss...
- 嗨 Will - 嘿 - Hi, Will. - Hey.
哈? 哈? 不错吧 Huh? Huh? Uh-huh.
老天爷 Oh my God.
你拔得真是眉飞色舞啊 Whole lotta tweezin' goin' on.
怎么着 你要斩草除根吗? What, are you clear cutting?
是的 我会用镊子修眉 习惯就好 Yes, I tweeze. Get used to it.
你会看见我用镊子修眉 You're gonna see me tweeze my eyebrows
而我会看到 你用镊子拔掉耳朵外边的杂毛 and I'm gonna see you tweeze the little hairs on the outside of your ear.
我耳边可没有杂毛…嗷! I don't have hairs on the outside of my... ow!
你搞什么啊?! What the hell?!
我都不知道该说什么好了! I don't even know what to say to that!
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
你不是要用洗脸池么? Don't you need the sink?
我先等着 I can wait.
不用这样 我们像平常一样就可以了 No, don't wait. Let's just do what we normally do.
好吧 Deal
♪ 你现在所寻找到的 ♪ ♪ What you find ♪
♪ 你所感受到的 喔 ♪ ♪ What you feel, woo ♪
♪ 你所了解到的 ♪ ♪ What you know ♪
♪ 都会成真.. ♪ ♪ To be real... ♪
- 怎么了? - 你问我怎么了? - What's the problem? - Problem?
再有五十个男人和一个迪斯科球 We're just like 50 men and a mirrored ball
我们就能开个gay吧了 away from being a gay disco.
Grace? 宝贝儿 那是什么? Grace? Sweetie, what's that?
那个? That?
这是顶帽子 Karen It's a hat. Karen
我没时间吹干头发了 I didn't have time to dry my hair.
所以… So...
什么情况 亲爱的? 你一整天都要戴着那个东西? What are you saying, honey? It's gonna stay on all day?
是啊 Uh-huh.
好吧 不如这样? 让我说我们干脆关门算了 Okay, you know what? I say we close.
很显然你不在工作状态 You're obviously in no condition to work.
站住 Stop.
Karen 来点咖啡怎么样? Karen, how about some coffee?
哦 不用了 我来的时候已经喝过了 谢啦 Oh, no. I had some on the way in. Thanks.
哦 是你想喝 真见鬼 Oh, you want some? Oh, devil.
我需要一个助手 I need an assistant.
好吧 咖啡壶在哪? All right, where is it?
当我没说 Never mind.
哦 我的天呐 Oh my God.
我是只戴帽子的猫 I'm The Cat ln The Hat.
戴帽子的猫是苏斯博士创作的童话形象 这只猫的帽子异常巨大 2003年Sean参演了同名电影并喜获金酸莓奖提名
浴室的事情快要把我逼疯了 This bathroom is driving me crazy.
不 事实上 是 Will 快把我逼疯了 No, actually, Will is driving me crazy.
浴室的设计很好 我那张涂鸦就能证明 The bathroom is fine and I've got a doodle that proves it.
不对 亲爱的 No, honey.
这个叫做设计图 It's a blueprint. Yeah.
奖你一朵小红花 You get a gold star.
你知道么? Will 会挺过去的 You know what? Will's gonna get through this.
我只要放轻松就能安然度过 I've gotta relax and ride it out.
就像阳光总在风雨后 It's like the storm before the calm.
亲爱的 你应该预料到事情一定会这样的 Honey, you had to know this was gonna happen.
男人讨厌改变 Men hate change.
通常情况下 你不能把 Will 和其它男人混为一谈 Usually, you can't lump Will in with other men.
- 他是… - 哦 亲爱的 算了吧 - He's... - Oh, honey, come on.
直的 弯的 双的 泰国的 他们都不喜欢改变 Gay, straight, bi, Thai, they don't like change.
这是哪儿的话? 上东区的俳句? What is that, an Upper East Side haiku?
Grace 这是为他自己好 Grace, this is for his own good.
你不是被邀请进来的客人 你是室友 You are not a guest in that place, you're a roommate.
所以给自己占据一些空间 So start takin' up some room.
你现在连在门口落脚地方都没有 You hardly put a foot in the door.
亲爱的 是时候脱下你的高跟鞋 换上你最喜欢的 Honey it's time to take off those pumps, put on those espadrilles
那些帆布鞋 顺便说一句 you're so fond of... which, by the way,
它们永远不会再流行起来了 aren't coming back ever.
踢开那扇门 让他自己适应这个事实 kick down that door, and let him get used to the fact
你也住在家里! that you live there!
老天 累死我了 God, that was exhausting.
这个助手助得我手都快断了 I am assisting my ass off.
- 上一份工作? - 理疗师 - Last job? - Physical therapist.
你只是在Le Spa水疗中心开了个人工日晒的摊子 You ran the man-tan booth at Le Spa.
可是有很多提拉动作的 It involved a lot of lifting.
我有没有说过 Grace 把我们所有的麦片 Did I mention that Grace put all of our cereals
全装在一个大罐子里么? into one big container?
女人啊 没法和她们住在一起 Women, can't live with 'em.
句号 End of sentence.
那样做是不对的 是吧? That's just wrong. Right?
应该把她装进罐子里 She should be caned.
回到Jack这里 讲我的简历 Back to Jack, right here.
我曾在百老汇为两场令人殚精竭虑的《悲惨世界》做过引座员 I was a Broadway usher for two grueling performances of "Les Mis."
你来评评理 难道是我错了么? What are you saying, it's me?
因为我…它们本来就应该分开放的 'Cause I'm... there should be certain boundaries.
至少不能和早餐吃的谷物放一起 At least with breakfast grains.
我们到底是来谈我的简历 还是你生活中的问题? Are we talking about my resume or your problems?
我的生活没有问题 I don't have any problems.
Ellen 亲爱的 你能把 Will 的死不认账文件夹拿进来么? Ellen, honey, could you bring in Will's denial file?
我想我们又能在上面添一笔了 I think we have a little something to add.
我没有不认账 快点 我没有一整天的时间耗在这件事上 I am not in denial. Come on, I don't have all day.
我要在家里招待 Harlin 小酌 I'm meeting Harlin for drinks at my place,
还有很多事情要做 你还做过什么 and I've got a lot to get done. Next job.
让我想想 我做过什么? 我想要做什么? Let's see. What have I done? What do I want to do?
Jack 的精髓是什么? What is the essence of Jack?
简直无法言传啊 How does one put that into words?
餐厅服务员 古龙香水推销员 GAP服装销售员 Cater waiter, cologne spritzer, Gap.
删掉 删掉 删掉 Delete, delete, delete.
哦 这事情可真难办 Oh, this is so difficult.
Ellen 亲爱的 麻烦你拿两罐健怡可乐进来 Ellen, honey, could you bring in a couple of diet colas
再来几片蓝色的小药丸好么? and some of those blue pills?
蓝色药丸即壮阳药/伟哥
Jack 别动我的东西 Jack, get away from my stuff,
然后离我远点 and out of my space.
你知道么? 保持你现在的想法 我让 Grace 在电话里面听听 You know what? Hold that thought until I get Grace on the phone,
因为我觉得你是想冲她那样喊 because I think you meant to bark that at her.
不 Jack 那就是对你说的 No, Jack, that was meant for you.
Grace 和我好着呢 Grace and I are fine.
好着呢 是吧 Yeah. Okay.
你和 Grace 已经陷入你所有的 You and Grace are falling into the same patterns
人际关系模式里了 as all your relationships.
你现在就是一颗小型定时炸弹 随时都会爆炸 You're a little time bomb ready to go off.
Jack 这和那个没有关系! Jack, this is not about that!
事实是我和 Harlin 的会面就要迟到了 This is about being late to meet Harlin,
因为你在不停地浪费我的时间 because you're wasting my time.
事实是我受不了你嚣张的自以为是 It is about being galled at your level of presumptuousness,
最后一点 女士们和陪审团的女士们 and finally, ladies and ladies of the jury,
事实上我所有的抓狂是来自于 this is about my total frustration over
企图帮助一个男人找份工作 helping someone get a job
但他的首要要求却是收发室有小帅哥! whose main requirement is cute guys in the mailroom!
"碧池先生光临华盛顿" 最后一幕完 And so ends a scene from Mr. Bitch Goes To Washington.
Mr.Smith Goes to Washington 史密斯先生到华盛顿 1939年上映的奥斯卡提名影片 法庭戏为其著名片段
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
亲爱的 Harlin 马上就到 Sweetie, Harlin's gonna be here any minute,
所以你现在该去换衣服了 so you should probably get dressed.
我已经换好了 I am dressed.
你打算穿这件衣服? You're gonna wear that?
为什么不直接说 "Grace 你看起来很糟"呢? How about, "Grace, you look like crap"?
- 这样更言简意赅 - 不 你看起来很漂亮 - That's much more concise. - No, you look fine.
我只是认为 你和我最重要的的客户会面时 I just thought you'd want to meet my biggest client
会穿得更得体一些 而不是只穿件内衣 in something more than underwear.
这条裙子很得体 老爷爷 This is a good dress, Grandpa,
但如果对你来说这么重要 我就去换下来 but I'll change if it means that much to you.
不 我意思是 是的 不 我的意思是 不要 No. I mean, yes. No, I do mean no.
不用换了 你看起来 你看起来很漂亮 Don't change. You look... you look beautiful.
好吧 Okay.
- 这是什么 - 什么? - What's this? - What's what?
我说弄点奶酪 这里根本没有奶酪 Well, I said get cheese. There's no cheese here.
你眼前的那盘东西 You see that stuff right there,
那盘 看起来 闻起来 并且尝起来像奶酪的东西? that looks, and smells, and tastes like cheese?
- 那就是奶酪 - 嗯 好吧 - That's cheese. - Well, yeah,
不过你不应该切成薄片 but you can't just put out a few slices.
- 你应该把一整块奶酪摆出来 - 真的么 Will? - You gotta have a whole wedge. - Really, Will?
因为我刚把《奶酪傻瓜教学》从头到尾读了一遍 'Cause I just read "Cheese For Dummies" cover to cover,
上面可没有提到要一整块的 and they never mentioned the wedge.
要不这样吧? 我给你道歉 You know what? I'm sorry.
我有点紧张 因为 Harlin 马上要过来 实在是… I'm a little anxious about Harlin coming here.. It's...
原谅你了 Forgiven. Okay.
- 这是什么东西? - 又怎么了? - What's this? - What now?
这些靠垫? The pillows?
我对整个日式餐厅风很不感冒 I'm not really vibing on the whole Benihana Home Collection thing.
Benihana为1964年于纽约成立的日本菜系餐饮公司
那是华丽的中国丝绸 - That is gorgeous Chinese silk
还有 那边放的是什么东西? Well, what's over here?
我们添了一盏台灯 还摆了一颗小山羊头 We got a new lamp and little baby goat heads.
怎么… 怎么… 怎么… 你什么时候决定要重新装饰的? What... what... what... when did you decide to redecorate?
Will 我也住在这里 还有如果你不同意浴室改造方案的话 Will, I live here. And if you're having a problem with the bathroom,
你最好现在就说清楚 you should just say it now.
那我这样说吧 从现在开始 Let me say this then, from now on,
家里的大事小事全部都得由我作主! all pillows and food need to be cleared through me!
好了 我现在不想讨论这件事 Okay, I don't want to do this right now.
- 不行 我们现在就得谈谈 - 行 你和山羊谈去吧 - No, we're talking about this. - Well, talk to the goat,
- 因为我是不会和你谈的 - Will! - because I'm not doing this. - Will!
- 你别想让我闭嘴 - 闭嘴 - Don't shut me off. - Click.
去你的 Will 我可不像 Michael Damn it, Will! I'm not Michael.
晚上好 Evenin'.
Harlin 来得正好 请进 Harlin, right on time. Come on in.
装修的真漂亮 哦 你一定是 Grace 了 Beautiful place. Oh, you must be Grace.
这些花是送给你的 These are for you.
你太贴心了 Harlin 谢谢 That's very sweet, Harlin. Thank you.
请坐吧 Please.
- Will 这些花您想摆在哪里? - 随你便 - Will, where do these go? - Anywhere you want.
是呢 行 Yeah, right.
谢了 Thanks.
我必须得说 你们邀请我来做客真是太热情了 I gotta tell you, it's awful nice of you folks to ask me up.
我来这里出差的时候 一直都在酒店呆着 When I'm up here on business, I'm always in hotels.
是啊 我住过凯悦酒店 Yeah, I've stayed at The Hyatt.
我住过皇冠假日酒店 I've stayed at The Plaza.
以前我出差常常住在中城酒店 I used to stay at this place in Midtown
直到我看见《Dateline》上的报道 till I saw that thing on Dateline.
美国著名记者
Maria Shriver 带着蓝光仪器 Maria Shriver showed up with one of those blue lights.
照过之后发现那里75%的床褥都残存… turns out the 75% of the bed sheets were stained with ...
蓝光能照出人的体液残留
总之那儿很不卫生 Iet's just say they were very unsanitary.
见到你很高兴 失陪了 It was very nice meeting you. Excuse me.
Will 你确定你自己是gay? Will, are you sure you're gay?
因为这很像我和我太太之间的夜晚 'Cause this felt exactly like a night between me and the missus.
- 嗨 - 不好意思 我在用浴室 - Hi. - Excuse me, I'm in here.
- 我们得谈谈 - 我在洗澡 - We need to talk. - I'm taking a bath.
行 那我走 给我递一下毛巾好么? Fine, then I'll leave. Can I have a towel?
不 No.
Gracie 我不知道… Gracie, I don't...
我不知道这样下去还行不行 I don't know if this gonna work out.
随你 你说完了么? Fine. Are you done?
这种状况让我很难受 但是我觉得… I feel bad about this, but I think...
也许我们需要重新考虑一下同居这件事 maybe we need to rethink this living situation.
- 逃避 - 我不是在逃避 - Bailing. - I'm not bailing.
我只是… I just...
我有些问题需要想清楚 I have some issues I need to work through,
很显然的是 我需要独自解决这些问题 and obviously, I need to work through them alone.
逃得再快了 你为什么不干脆从沉船上跳下来? Bailing faster. Why don't you just jump out of the boat completely?
我很固执 我消极进攻 I'm rigid, I'm passive-aggressive,
- 我还喜欢掌控一切 - 新闻插播! - I'm controlling. - News flash!
Will是个控制狂 Will's controlling.
没错 记得我们大一的时候的么 Yeah, got that freshman year of college
你告诉我 我该上哪门选修课 when you told me what electives to take.
有趣的是 十三年过去了 我依然在你身边 Funny, 13 years later and I'm still here.
所以如果你认为 我会让你在浴室这件事上逃避下去... So if you think I'm gonna let you bail out now over a bathroom...
不是浴室的问题 是我的问题 It's not the bathroom. It's me.
你是我最好的朋友 如果我和你都无法好好相处 You're my best friend. If I can't make this work with you,
那我怎么可能 有机会拥有另一份… then what chance do I have of ever having another...
另一份感情呢? ever having another relationship?
你在这件事上给自己施加太多压力了 You are putting way too much pressure on this.
我只不过要有个插头插我的吹风机 How did we get from me having a place to plug in my hot rollers
怎么就葬送你未来的感情生活了? to the demise of all your future relationships?
你什么时候开始变成抓马皇后了? When did you become such a drama queen?
我处理不好和 Michael 的关系 而且很明显 I had problems with Michael, and clearly,
我又在重复那个模式… I'm repeating that pattern...
你刚才是不是叫我皇后? Did you just call me a queen?
Queen本意是皇后 常用来指男同志
如果你的皇冠戴得下的话 If the tiara fits.
我爱你 I love you.
我讨厌这个浴室 但是我爱你 I hate this bathroom, but I love you.
哦 亲爱的 浴室风波早该翻篇了 Oh, honey. This whole bathroom thing is so over.
- 那堵墙要砌回来 - 必须要 - That wall is goin' back up. - Yeah.
浴棉 Loofa.
或者… 虽然我不是设计师 Grace Adler Or... now, I'm no Grace Adler Designs,
不过如果我们把墙移过去四英尺 but what if we just moved the wall four feet,
然后我们不就会有两间一样大的浴室了么? and then we'd have equal bathroom?
快看看你 Look at you.
妥协先生 Mr. Compromising,
不那么爱控制先生 Mr. Not-So-Controlling.
别这样! Grace! Don't do that! Grace!
我的天呐! 你裸着呢! Oh my God! You're naked!
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