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你在干嘛呢? 冻死了 What are you doing? It's freezing.
来吧 Come on.
天啊 冷得就像 My God, it looks like
我在 T 恤里藏了一堆图钉似的 I'm hiding push-pins in my T-shirt.
女士们先生们 Grace 放弃治疗 Ladies and gentlemen, Grace unplugged.
Unplugged 双关 不插电音乐/拔下电热毯插座
我要是暖和点 这个笑话就没这么冷了 I would have laughed if I were warm
- 其实还挺逗的 - 过来 - and that was funny. - Come on.
- 站到暖气口这 - 天啊 - Stand on the vent. - Oh my God.
生无可恋之时 春回大地 Just when I'd given up hope, heat.
我都思春了 I'm in heat.
哇喔 Oo-ooh.
坚持到底 Grace Keep it up, Grace.
你离"按次收费"不远了 You're this far from pay-per-view.
你怎么做到的? How did you do it?
我贿赂了管理员 让他修暖气 I bribed the super to fix the heating vent.
他英语说得不怎么样 His English isn't so great
不过我猜交易条件是 but I think the deal is
咱们俩人其中一个得和他同床 one of us has to sleep with him.
我愿意 I'll do it
只要是在暖气上做就行 as long as it's on top of this vent.
嘿 嘿 嘿 别霸占着暖气 Hey hey hey, don't bogart the warm.
我得暖暖脚 I need to thaw my feet.
噢耶 就是这样 Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
全部给我吧 Give it to me baby.
继续不要停 感受这狂热 Keep it coming! Feel the heat!
你们用不用单独呆会? Would you two like to be alone?
嗯 你味道真好 Mm-mm, you taste good.
你说什么? Excuse me?
嘘 快听 Shh, listen.
刚刚简直太棒了 That was amazing.
天啊 你脸上映衬着烛光 God, the candlelight on your face.
你太美了 You're beautiful.
是你让我如此美丽 You make me feel beautiful.
天啊 即使只是这空洞的声音 Man, even disembodied voices
都比我有活力得多 are getting more action than I am.
真甜蜜啊 It's sweet.
我忍不住觉得他们就是针对我的 I can't help but take it personally.
嗯 嗯 Mm-mm.
她居然说"嗯 嗯" She "mm-mm-ed."
好了 这下她就是真的不给我面子 Okay, now she's just throwing it in my face.
我的天 都快一点了 Dennis? Oh my God. It's almost one. Dennis?
Dennis 住手 Dennis, stop.
我老公随时都可能回来 My husband's gonna be home any minute.
老公? Husband?
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翻译 蜈蚣 时间轴 泽川
第一季 第十集 暖气上的日子 S01E10 The Big Vent
校对 xiaohui 胜裕 Water
特效 Water 压制 Water
我再也不能这样过下去了 I can't live like this anymore.
当然 他也不能 Well, he can't either.
- 当然 我也不能 - 哈? 你看 - Well, I can't either. - Huh? See?
悠着点 小姑娘 Careful girlie.
你这样下去会变成大饼脸的 You're gonna end up with waffle face.
太可悲了 Grace This is pathetic, Grace.
怎么着 你提前下班就是为了追 What? You come home early just to catch
"暖气上的日子"吗? "Days Of Our Vent"?
《我们的日子》(Days of Our Lives) NBC电视台1965年开播至今的长寿剧集
并不是 No.
我本来是想回来做牧羊人派的 I thought I would cook shepherd's pie.
肉馅土豆泥饼
请你告知我 Julia Child 牧羊人派里有什么? Pray tell, Julia Child, what's in shepherd's pie?
美国著名厨师 将法式烹饪介绍给美国大众
牧羊人? Shepherds?
羊? Sheep?
派? Pie?
听起来真是一派胡言 Sounds like a crock o' sheep to me.
谁在乎什么牧羊人派? Who cares about shepherd's pie?
这个可怜的丈夫 每天辛辛苦苦工作18个小时 The poor husband slaves away 18 hours a day
她倒是一周七天都在搞外遇 while she carries on an affair every day this week.
- 除了周三 - 讽刺的是 那天可是"房事日"啊 - Except Wednesday. - Which ironically is hump day.
你真该听听她是怎么和小男友说话的 You should hear her with the boyfriend.
她说起了"时常""何处"那一套古话 She does this whole "Of-ten" And "Hwhere" Thing.
然而对她老公 就只说"老是""哪去" 她真恶心 And with her husband it's "Often" And "Where." She's gross.
我想她老公肯定早就察觉到了 You know, I think the husband is totally on to her.
我告诉过你了 我没有搞外遇 I told you I'm not seeing anyone.
哦! 乌姨真是个大说谎家! Oh! Ooey is such a liar!
- 她怎么那么会撒谎呢? - 我怎么知道 - How could she lie like that? - I don't know.
不如你请她上来吃牧羊人派 顺便问问她这事 Why don't you ask her up for some shepherd's pie and ask her?
等等 她叫乌姨? Wait a minute. Her name is Ooey?
不 只是每次他们从房间里出来 No it's just that they're always walking out of the room
他叫她名字的时候 我只能听见"呜咦" when he says her name so all I get is "Ooey."
觉得我的眼镜怎么样? 它在诉说什么? What do you think of my glasses? What do they say?
它说 They say...
"女孩眼镜戴 男人躲得快" "Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"基佬长肥臀 床单没得滚 " And "guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses."
我觉得眼镜让我看起来更聪明了 I think they make me look smart.
是啊 Jack 这主意的机智程度 Yeah, Jack. It's the intellectual equivalent of
和你往裤裆塞袜子不相上下 stuffing a sock in your pants.
♪ 呵-呵-呵-呵 哒! ♪ ♪ Funny-funny-funny-funny, FUNNY! ♪
改编 ♪ The O'Jays - For The Love Of Money ♪ 歌词 ♪ Money money money money, MONEY! ♪
Grace 你这是干嘛呢? Grace, what are you doing?
我在听楼下小两口的谈话 I'm listening to the couple downstairs.
好了 不用说了 Fine, don't tell me.
我准备好了 你们可以看我的剧本了 I'm ready for you to read my play.
等等 哇喔 什么剧本? Wait, whoa. What play?
你现在又成剧作家了? You're a writer now?
讽刺收到 立马忘掉 再见 Sarcasm noted and quickly forgotten. Bye-bye.
不瞒你说 我在成人教育学校 For your information I've been taking a playwriting class
报了个编剧班 at the Learning Annex.
这样你那个伤人的"肥臀"回嘴就说得通了 That explains the scathing "Fat ass" retort.
好了 这样吧 不说那个了 Okay, you know what? Let's just forget it
我们先吃晚饭 你们可以等我走了之后再拜读 and have dinner and you'll read it after I leave.
- 晚饭? - 对啊 Will邀请我来的 - Dinner? - Yeah. Will invited me to dinner.
你当时也在 Grace 你难道忘了吗? You were there Grace. Don't you remember?
我们当时正在讨论 你那道著名的无水鸡 We discussed you making your famous moist-free chicken.
哦 不 哦 对了 Oh no. Oh that's right.
- Jack 我很... - 不 - Jack, I am so-- - No.
天啊 你们听见刚刚那句"不"了吗? Oh my God, did you hear that "No"?
邪恶啊 你的名字叫乌姨 Evil, thy name is Ooey.
戏仿哈姆雷特名句 "Frailty, thy name is woman."
我也忘了 抱歉 I forgot too. I'm sorry.
接受道歉 Apology accepted.
答应我 你们都一定会读这个 好吗? Promise me you'll both read this okay?
我需要意见改进 I need notes prontito.
周二我有一个戏剧表演的机会 I'm having a stage reading Tuesday
我有点焦虑 and I'm a little anxious about it.
- 周二 没问题 - 好吧 随便 - Tuesday no problem. - All right whatever.
你们能不能带点感情 再说一遍? You want to try that one more time with feeling?
- 周二 没问题 - 好吧 随便 - Tuesday no problem. - All right whatever.
棒极了 这就是我所要的热情 Great. That's the kind of enthusiasm I'm looking for.
还有 Will 别忘了我们周五要去看 And Will. Don't forget we're on
"Lady Bunny和她的男人帮" for Lady Bunny and her All-Boy Revue on Friday.
著名变装皇后
- 别放我鸽子 - 放心 - Don't blow me off. - I won't.
就算你胆敢动此念头 也休想放我鸽子 If you're gonna think about blowing me off, do not blow me off.
- 放心 - 记住是周五 不能放我鸽子 - I won't. - It's Friday. Don't blow me off.
"一遍一遍又一遍" 来自《纽约时报》的报道 "Repetitious and repetitious", said the New York Times.
你们两个小主还真会演 You queens really do know theatre.
Rosario 嗨 亲爱的 听着 我可能晚点回去了 Rosario. Hi, honey. Listen I'm running a little late.
是啊 工作实在太多了 Yeah, things are muey loco at the oficina.
听着 你要帮我喂孩子吃饭 Listen, I'm gonna need you to feed the kids
然后读点睡前故事 and read them something before bedtime.
我不知道 亲爱的 你为什么不读一些他们喜欢的书呢? I don't know honey why don't you read 'em that book they love
"绿鸡蛋和我喝高了" "Green Eggs And I'm Hammered."
恶搞儿童读物 《绿鸡蛋和火腿》(Green Eggs and Ham)
不 Rosario 我现在怎么会想和他们说话啊? No Rosario. Now why would I want to speak to them?
什么? 我只是... What? I just--
债见 hola.
- 嗨 - 嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
- 这身儿是? - 高定 - Outfit? - Custom.
- 完美 - 必然 - Perfection. - I know.
- 我快被这部剧逼疯了 - 亲爱的 过来 - I'm freaking out about my play. - Honey, come here.
我不创作戏剧 我就是戏剧! I don't produce theatre. I am theatre!
拜托了 Karen 我需要你的帮助 Please Karen I need your help.
我个人秀的成功 离不开你的坚实后盾 You were so instrumental in the success of my one-man show
"Jack之夜" "Just Jack."
还记得我在"Jack之夜"前 有多紧张吗? Remember how nervous I was before "Just Jack"?
然而你却在我身边支持我 教导我 But you were there to support me and coach me
- 成就我的"Jack之夜" - 赶紧闭嘴! - and make me Just Jack. - Just shut up!
好吧 主啊 让我看看剧本 All right, criminy. Let me see the material.
"椰子爱情故事 之 梦幻加勒比"? "Love Among The Coconuts: A Caribbean Fantasy"?
我也不好说 亲爱的 听起来真是俗不可耐 I dunno honey. Sounds like a dessert that repeats.
明天我就要给 Plantain 这个角色选角了 Tomorrow I'm casting the role of Plantain
一个赤身裸体的健壮原始岛民 a magnificently built island man who wears nothing
只用贝壳和棕榈叶遮羞 but pooka shells and a palm frond.
我去接你 I'll pick you up.
Grace! Grace!
我这就去上班 I'm just leaving for work.
- 六点了 疯女人 - 哦 我要迟到了 - It's 6:00 crazy. - Oh I'm late.
你现在是连班都不上了吗? So now you're skipping work altogether?
- 我请了病假 - 跟谁请的? 你就是老板 - I called in sick. - Called who? You're the boss.
我知道 那段对话十分诡异 I know. It was a strange conversation.
我要再这样 就炒了自己 If I do it again I'm gonna fire me.
Grace? Grace?
Will 我也不想这样 Will I had to.
乌姨和 Thomas 大吵了一架 Ooey got into a huge fight with Thomas.
- 谁是 Thomas? - 她老公 - Who's Thomas? - Her husband!
- 哦 看在上帝的份上.... - 哦 真是太精彩了 -Oh for-- -Oh it was so good!
她一进家门 他就说"你上哪鬼混去了?" She came home and he was like "where have you been?"
然而她就是一副"我没必要告诉你"的态度 And she's all "I don't have to answer that."
他说"你当然有必要" And he's like "Oh yes you do."
然后他们陷入二十秒死一般的寂静 And then there was like 20 seconds of dead silence.
听起来简直比"真实的世界"还要精彩 That sounds even better than "The Real World: Seattle."
MTV历史最久的真人秀节目
我不想再继续这段谈话了 I don't want to have this conversation anymore.
- 但是 Will 我意思是... - 不 我不要听! 够了 闭嘴 -But Will, I mean-- -No no-no! Enough. No more.
这样做是不对的 句号 This is wrong period.
如果你不介意的话 我现在要去洗衣房了 If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go down to the laundry room.
手里拿着玉米卷的时候 千万别得意忘形 Never gesture emphatically with a taco in your hand.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes 说的? - Cesar Romero - Oliver Wendell Holmes? - Cesar Romero.
Oliver Wendell Holmes 美国著名作家 19世纪最佳诗人之一 Cesar Romero 美国演员 活跃在电影、广播和电视上近60年
- 我刚刚碰见 Judy 了 - Judy 是谁? - I just met Judy. - Who's Judy?
- 乌姨就是 Judy - Judy 就是乌姨? - Ooey is Judy. - Judy is Ooey?
对 这... 这是真滴 Yes it's-- it's truey.
那个跟她搞外遇的男人... The guy she's having the affair with--
- Dennis - 对 是 Thomas 的弟弟 - Dennis. - Yeah. Thomas's brother.
不是吧! No!
嗷 Ow.
没错 没错 丑陋行径 肮脏行为 Yes yes. It's ugly it's sordid.
靠边 我也要开追了 Move over, I'm in.
好的 我错过了什么? Okay what'd I miss?
太悲剧了 It's so tragic.
她的丈夫在医院里救死扶伤 Her husband is out there saving lives at a hospital
那个小荡妇却待在家里 while Slutina flits around the apartment
- 穿着针织绸缎 和别人... - 喂 喂 喂 - in a satin robe having-- - Whoa whoa whoa.
慢点说 圣母夫人 Slow down there, church lady.
《周末夜现场》(Saturday Night Live) 中的说教角色
首先 Thomas 是个皮肤科医生 First of all Thomas is a dermatologist.
他可不救死扶伤 他只治青春痘 He's not saving lives he's popping zits.
其次 他察觉那俩人的关系 And second he's been checked out of that relationship
已经两年了 for two years now.
相信我 她会为了 Dennis 离开他的 Trust me she's gonna leave him for Dennis.
那完全不守妇道啊 That would be totally immoral.
这犯了戒律中的... It would break the commandment about--
觊觎你丈夫兄弟的屁股 coveting thy husband's brother's ass.
哇 我也一直触犯这条啊 Wow, I break that one all the time.
真不敢相信你居然放我鸽子 你死到哪去了? I can't believe you blew me off. Where the hell were you?
我刚刚在一个变装酒吧门口 冻了三个小时 I just spent three hours in the freezing cold outside a drag bar
被一对 Rosemary Clooney 骚扰 being harassed by a pair of Rosemary Clooneys.
美国歌坛常青树 声音甜美圆润 曾获金棕榈奖
- 你为什么不进去? - 因为票在你那 - Why didn't you go in? - Because you have the tickets.
- 哦 抱歉 在这呢 - 哦 好极了 非常感谢 - Oh. Sorry. Right here. - Oh great. Thanks a lot.
这东西对我用处可大了 A lot of good this is gonna do me.
Lady Bunny和她的男人帮 Lady Bunny and her All-Boy Revue
已经摘了假发 卸了妆 回了家 have already de-wigged de-glossed and de-parted.
嘘 嘘 嘘 她回来了 她回来了 Shh shh shh. She's back she's back.
你们至少看过我的剧本了吧? Did you at least read my play?
我最近有点忙 I've been a little busy
- Jack - 我受够了 - Jack. - I can't take this anymore.
跟他直说吧 宝贝 You tell him sweetheart.
等等 这就是你们忙的事? Wait a minute. This is your busy?
相信我 Jack 这有着神秘的吸引力 Trust me Jack. It's oddly riveting.
Grace 你呢? 你读了吗? Grace what about you? Did you read it?
- 啊... - 哦 我知道了 - Agh-- - Oh I see.
我猜要维持你头上的十三种红色 层次分明 I guess maintaining the 13 shades of red in your hair
让你应接不暇 keeps you so busy
忙得顾不上阅读消遣了吧 you don't have any time for recreational reading.
Jack 这有一段婚姻即将要破裂了 Jack, there is a marriage breaking up down there.
- 这很重要 - 雷猴? 难道我就不重要了吗? -It's kind of important. -Y-ello? And I'm not?
相信我 下周你又会有个新的念头了 Believe me, you'll gain a little perspective next week
可能是 我说不好 学着做个奶爸 when you're I don't know studying to be a wet nurse
到时候你的剧本就只能垫在 Guapo 的笼底了 and you're script is lining the bottom of Guapo's birdcage.
我简直... 你... 你怎么... 你这样... 啊! I can't-- w-- would-- did you-- Agh!
好吧 好吧 表现不错 Okay. Okay, that wasn't bad.
我不太确定这样 忸怩作态是否合适 I'm not sure if playing coy would be the way to go.
不过做的不错 我们开始吧 哦 稍等一下 But good job. Let's start-- oh excuse me.
谢天谢地你来了 我快崩溃了 Finally my god you're here. I'm a wreck.
我排不好这场戏 但是它很重要 I can't get the scene to work and it's very important.
我也有很重要的事 I had something important too,
我刚刚在 Yolanda's 做了美容 I just had a facial at Yolanda's.
我很抱歉 Yolanda's? 我不知道 I'm sorry. Yolanda's? I didn't know.
哦... 哦 天啊 Oh-- oh Lord.
那只是一个人吗? Is that one person?
他来为 Plantain 这个角色试镜 He's auditioning for the part of Plantain.
我以为你是要找一个岛民 而不是一座岛 I thought you wanted an island native not an island.
他是唯一来试镜的 He's the only guy that showed up for the audition
我还没忍心告诉他 他不适合这个角色 and I didn't have the heart to tell him he didn't get the part.
实际上 我没胆告诉他 你能... Actually I didn't have the guts to tell him. Can you--
好吧 放着我来处理 All right I'll take care of it.
嗨 Hi.
听着... Listen--
哦 亲爱的 你这沾了点烧烤酱 这样... Oh honey, I think you got a little barbecue sauce just--
就这样 就是这样 好了 There you go, there you go. Got it.
记住要戴围嘴 Gotta remember to wear a bib
当你吃恐龙腿的时候 when you're eating those dinosaur legs.
我喜欢你这一套 I love this.
但是 你知道 我们认为这个角色应该是个... But you know we feel that the character is coming off too--
犹太人 Jewish.
不过 听着 还是非常感谢你能过来 But, listen, thanks for coming down.
别把承重梁撞倒了 亲爱的 Watch the support beam honey.
我们其实试演了几次 他还挺不错的 We actually ran it a couple times. He wasn't bad.
如果你闭上眼 I mean if you closed your eyes
美国著名导演 演员 编剧 曾获托尼奖 金球奖提名 有多国血统 母亲是菲律宾人
你能感受到他身上 Lou Diamond Phillips 的影子 he kinda had a Lou Diamond Phillips quality.
但就是不对劲 我说不好 或许不是演员问题 It just wasn't working out. I dont know, maybe it was the actor.
Jack 坐 Jack, sit down.
听着 Listen
我今天早晨在跑步机上 读完了你的小玩意儿 I finished reading your skittle on the treadmill this morning
而你的问题 and you got some bigger problems
比你那个大块头朋友还大 than your friend King Thong out there.
你说什么呢? What are you talking about?
你的剧本很烂 Your play stinks.
真的? 好吧 哪几章? It does? Well which pages?
有字的那几章 The ones with words on them.
"到这来 Tonga 让我们在游艇上找点乐子" "Come to me, Tonga, and let us make lup-lup on my houseboat."
- 不 亲爱的 这太烂了 - Karen 这可是梦幻加勒比 - No honey it's not good. - Karen, it's a Caribbean fantasy.
这是噩梦加勒比 It's a Caribbean nightmare!
那我应该怎么做? What am I gonna do?
写点对你真正重要的东西 Write about what's important to you
情感关系 家人朋友 relationships your family your friends.
我选500元的"悲伤往事" I'll take Painful Things for 500.
模仿《危险边缘》(Jeopardy) 益智问答游戏节目 参赛者根据给出线索进行猜词 每个线索下有代表不同难度等级的奖金 猜中即可获得
完全正确 亲爱的 就这样 Exactly, honey. Yes!
从这个角度看 And when viewed in that light
你的人生真是充满了尴尬的素材 why your life is an embarrassment of riches.
谢了 Karen 我就知道你会安慰我 Thanks, Karen. I knew you'd make me feel better.
哦 Oh.
Grace 暖气上的故事 有了巨大进展 Grace major development in the vent.
她在给他做羊肉 She's cooking him lamb.
羊肉 Grace! Lamb, Grace!
很明显 她今晚就要和他了断了 It's so clear. She's leaving him tonight.
- 肯定会撕破脸 - 肯定会很精彩! - It's gonna get ugly. - It's gonna get good!
我们需要点冰激凌 We need ice cream.
什么口味的冰淇淋适合在 What flavor of ice cream goes with the destruction
- 一段感情破裂的时候吃呢? - "崎岖之路" - of a loveless marriage? - Rocky road.
石板街 (Rocky Road) 夹杂了坚果、棉花糖和巧克力的冰冻甜品 吃起来很有层次感 如同崎岖不平的石板街岩石路
不 不 不... No no no...
我们今晚要去看 Jack 的戏剧 We have Jack's play tonight.
我们要在十五分钟之内出发 We have to leave in less than 15 minutes.
没错 他这周是个编剧 That's right. He's a writer this week.
我们要怎么办? What are we gonna do?
我想知道 她是不是已经开始做羊肉了 I wonder if she's started cooking the lamb yet.
还要20分钟才好 About 20 minutes in.
- 你怎么做到的? - 天赋 - How do you do that? - It's a gift.
现在他们是不是要喝酒了 对吧? Now they're gonna have to start with some wine, right?
他喝一杯 她喝一打 He'll have one glass, she'll have 12.
如果她已经精心计划 If she plans this right,
她就会在吃完主菜之后宣布离开他 she'll announce that she's leaving him right after the entree,
之后利用甜点安慰他 and then use dessert to lift his depression.
等等 这说明了什么 我们还有一个半小时的时间? Wait that gives us what? An hour and a half?
我们可以在 Jack 的剧上露个面 We can make an appearance at Jack's play
然后回来正好赶上催人泪下的分手炮 and be back in time for the tearful breakup sex!
生活如此多娇 Life is good.
科特尔先生在哪呢? Where's Mr. Kot-ter?
七十年代情景喜剧《欢迎科特尔先生归来》(Welcome Back, Kotter) 中 调教坏学生的高中老师
哇 Wow.
我已经很久没有来过这样的教室了 I haven't been in a classroom like this
自从 Jimmy Johnson 和我... since Jimmy Johnson and l--
你知道 我是不会把这句话说完的 You know what? I'm not even gonna finish that sentence.
就让骚动爬梯在脑海重现吧 I'm just gonna have a happy party in my head.
好了 大家麻利点 坐好位置 表演马上开始 Okay, everybody chop-chop. In your seats we're about to begin.
灯光 好的 And lights. Yes.
大家好 我叫... Hello, my name--
不好意思 穿T恤的那位 excuse me you in the capped shirt?
对 抱歉 但是当我把手举起 Yeah, I'm sorry but when the hand goes up
把嘴闭上 好吗? the mouth goes shut okay?
谢谢可人儿的配合 好了 Thanks, you're a button, okay.
总之 我名字叫 Jack McFarland Anyway my name is Jack McFarland
今晚向大家展示的是 and tonight I will be showcasing
我的最新力作 "无题 Jack McFarland scenes from my new play "Untitled Jack McFarland
之秋季计划: Jack 的冥想三部曲" Fall Project Entitled: Jack: A Meditation ln Three Parts."
美国二十世纪十大经典喜剧片之一
我猜"我为玛丽狂"这个名字已经被用过了 I guess "There's Something About Mary" was already taken.
我们从一个葬礼开场 不是现在! We open at a funeral. Not yet!
Jack 死于一辆失控公交的事故 Jack is dead, the victim of a wayward city bus.
我们以他的朋友追悼他的溘然长逝 作为序幕 As we begin, his friends arrive to mourn his sudden passing.
开始 Now.
快 Will 咱们走吧 我们已经在这待了五分钟了 Come on Will let's go. We've been here five minutes.
现在走合适吗? Can we go?
当然 我们已经表达过哀思了 Yeah, we've paid our respects.
而且我们追的肥皂剧要开始了 Besides our soaps are on.
我宁愿和那些不认识的虚构人物 待在一起 And I'd rather spend time with imaginary people I don't even know
也不愿意陪陪这个 将其一生都奉献给我们的死人 than this sweet dead man who devoted his life to us.
虽然我只看了前几页 I only read the first few pages
但是直觉告诉我 but something tells me this isn't
接下来肯定不是五个老挝男佣 leading to the scene where five Laotian houseboys
面对青春期阵痛的情节 face the pain of adolescence.
- 你想打牌吗? - 无所谓 随便吧 - You want to play cards? - I don't care, whatever.
好吧 那就五张梭哈好了 Okay five card stud.
J 或者比 J 大的叫牌 Jacks or better to open.
Jack? 我太想他了 Jack? I miss him so.
哦 没用的 Oh it's no use.
我们所做的一切 都只让我们怀念 Jack Everything we do just reminds us of Jack.
要是他活着时 我们就能意识到这一点 If only we'd known this while he was still alive
我们会更善待他的 we would have appreciated him more.
演得不怎么样 The staging isn't much
但是台词很讨巧... but the subtlety of his language--
如果我们还能 If only there was something
和他再一起做点什么 该多好啊 that we could do to be with him again.
嗯 还有一个办法 Well, there is one thing.
没错 You're right.
我们来了 Jack! We're coming Jack!
拜托 连毒药都要独吞 Come on don't bogart the poison.
你对 Jack 做了什么 让他如此恨你? What did you do to Jack to make him so mad at you?
不好意思 喝毒药的可不止我一个 Excuse me I'm not drinking alone up there.
灯光 Lights.
现在到了来世之景 We are now in the afterlife.
好的 靠后站 切勿推搡 All right, stand back. No pushing.
别把天国之门堵住了 Don't crowd the pearly gates.
我们这名额有限 We can only let a few of you people in.
好的 你 你 还有你 All right you you and you.
你 穿酸洗牛仔裤的 你得再等... You in the acid-washed jeans you're gonna have to wait...
好一会 a while.
亲爱的 你真的认为 你可以凭这一身闪光片 And honey, did you really think you could get into heaven
就挤进天堂吗? wearing body glitter?
答案是不行 Well you can't.
不 不可能 抱歉 No, can't. Sorry.
- 打扰了? - 什么名? - Excuse me? - Name?
Grace Adler 和 Will Truman Grace Adler and Will Truman.
你们不在名单上 You're not on the list.
Jack 在这么? 我们能找他谈谈吗? Is Jack here? Can we speak to Jack?
嗯 他在这 亲爱的 但是他太忙了 Well he's here honey but he's way too busy.
他在天堂里可是名角 He is huge in heaven.
这样吧 我再检查一下其他的花名册 You know what? Let me check the other list.
哦 对 Adler 和 Truman 就在最顶上 哇 Oh yeah Adler and Truman right on the top. Wow.
你们俩要到下面去 You two are downstairs
那可有很多暖气口 冒着滚滚热气 where there's lots of vents pushing up a lotta heat.
好了 祝你们旅途愉快 Okay, enjoy your journey--
下地狱去吧 to hell!
停! 出版! 托尼奖! 我是说 落幕 Cut! Print! Tony! I mean curtain!
感谢大家捧场 十分感谢 Thank you all for coming thank you.
天啊 Oh my God.
我们做了什么? What did we do?
应该想想我们没做什么 I think it's more what we didn't do.
我得跟他谈谈 I gotta talk to him.
当然 要是这部剧上了百老汇... Yeah, 'cause if this thing's going to Broadway-
好的 保重 各位 么么哒 爱你们 Okay, take care guys. Kisses. okay?
Jack? Jack?
你们要去参加庆功宴吧? You guys are going to the cast party right?
我听说阿尔·帕西诺也要来 I heard Pacino's gonna be there.
Al Pacino 奥斯卡最佳男演员 终身成就奖 代表作《教父》(The Godfather)
不知道是不是真的 I don't know if that's true or not.
- 我们很抱歉 - 好的 嗯... - We're sorry. - Yeah well--
我感觉很糟 我们没有关心你的... I feel terrible. We didn't pay attention--
- 承诺 大话 谎言... - 好吧 Jack? - Words words words... - Well Jack?
我们能做点什么吗? What can we do?
怎样才能把我们 从地狱拉出来? What's it gonna take to get us out of hell?
今晚你给我的那么多件夹克里 我认为 Of all the jackets you've given me tonight I think--
没错 这件最好 yeah this one's the best.
只需要做一些小小的改动... Just needs to be taken in a little...
腰线这... around the waist...
还有臀部 几乎都要改了 所以... and the hips. Pretty much everywhere so--
我还是觉得听他们谈话很荒诞 I still feel kind of funny about listening to them
奇怪的是 这让我对我们的关系重拾信心 but in a weird way it makes me feel better about us.
没错 不论我们之间有什么问题 Yeah. Whatever problems you and I have
至少我没有嫁给一个同志 at least I'm not married to a gay guy.
小姐 我得准备一袋子水才能吃下这只鸡 Missie, I'm gonna need a water bag for this chicken.
快快 Chop-chop.
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