我不是以你们那种传统方式长大的 I didn't really have your typical upbringing.
其实一开始是这样的 但后来世界就迎来了末日 I mean, I did at first, but then the world ended.
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末日来临了吗 全球大灾难 俄罗斯 莫斯科
其实大家并不意外 I don't think anyone was really shocked.
袭击范围已扩散至全球 法国 巴黎
我们一直都觉得末日不远了 结果真的发生了 We always thought it might, and then it just finally happened.
但这究竟是怎么发生的呢 那就很有意思了 But how it happened, now that's where it gets interesting.
阿加莎616号 Agatha 616.
阿加莎616号
没错 一颗撞向地球的小行星 Yep, an asteroid heading straight for Earth.
是吧 显而易见了 I know. So obvious.
所以人类团结一心 尽我们所能 So, humanity came together, and we did what we do best.
家园
我们向小行星发射了一堆火箭 We shot a bunch of rockets at it!
然后我们把它炸掉了 干得漂亮 And we blew it up! And it was great!
我们得救了
但其实没有 But it wasn't.
因为火箭中所含的大量化学物质 You see, the thing that makes rockets rockets, chemical compounds, a lot of 'em.
我们在劫难逃
大面积地回落到地球上 于是一切都变了 Which rained back down on us, and everything changed.
我说的"一切"指的是冷血动物 And by "Everything," I mean cold-blooded creatures.
冷血动物的基因 科学家宣布的发现震惊联合国
"变了"指的是它们变异了并开始捕食人类 And by "Changed," I mean mutated and started eating us to death.
蚂蚁 蜥蜴 蟑螂 鳄鱼 Ants, lizards, roaches, crocodiles.
巨大的角
危险 指数
变异蚂蚁入侵华尔街
应有尽有 种类繁多 You name it. There's a lot of 'em.
冷血动物已然失控
白宫危机
总统被巨型飞蛾捕杀
我知道有这么个孩子 当他在睡觉时 Actually, I knew this one kid who was eaten in his sleep
陶德
他被一条他在嘉年华上赢来的金鱼吃掉了 by a goldfish he won at a carnival.
陶德
天哪 陶德可喜欢那条金鱼了 Man, Todd loved that goldfish.
那只猫也被吃掉了 And that cat.
在人类的大部分历史中 如果你想弄死一只蟑螂 So, for most of human history, if you wanted to kill a cockroach, right?
你只需要一只鞋 all you needed was a shoe.
但是突然 你得用一把猎枪才能干掉它们 Well, suddenly you needed a shotgun.
有时候可能还需要一辆坦克 And sometimes even a tank.
有时坦克都不一定管用 And sometimes even that doesn't work.
更何况你还不好好待在坦克里 鲍勃 Especially if you don't stay in the tank, Bob.
鲍勃
最后 我们的军队和最大的那些怪物同归于尽了 Eventually, the really big ones and our military took each other out.
一年之内 我们失去了95%的人口 We lost 95% of the human population in about a year.
的人口已覆灭
有太多像鲍勃那样的人 That's a lot of Bobs.
也有很多和陶德一样的人 And a lot of Todds.
我们这些活下来的人 不断东躲西藏 Those of us who survived, we hid anywhere we could...
地堡 洞穴 避难密室 遍布世界各地 bunkers, caves, panic rooms, all around the world.
所以在过去的七年里 So for the last seven years
我一直住在一个地堡里 I've been living in an underground bunker.
其实没有听上去这么糟 真的 It's not as bad as it sounds. Really.
这群人很棒 并且大家相亲相爱 It's a great group of people, and we all love each other.
其实这里有点像我想象中 大学的样子 You know, it's kinda what I imagined college would have been like.
你确定他睡着了吗 Are you sure he's asleep?
谁 Who?
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-乔尔 还能有谁 -是的 他睡着了 - Joel. Who else? - Yeah. He's asleep.
-等等 小点声 -他没醒 - Hang on. Shh. - He's not awake.
-你确定吗 -你听错了 - Are you sure? - It's just you.
我就是不太 I just... I don't...
乔尔 乔尔 Joel. Joel.
你看 他没醒 See? He's not awake.
你听错了 It's just you.
亲爱的艾米 我清醒得很 Dear Aimee, I am wide awake.
我只是特别擅长一动不动和屏住呼吸 I've just gotten good at not really moving or breathing.
和一群情侣一起被困在地堡里 Being stuck in a survival bunker with a bunch of people
并不是一件特别舒心的事 who have all found their soul mate is less than ideal.
凯伦和雷几个月前在一起了 Karen and Ray got together a few months ago,
所以他们其实现在还在蜜月期 so they're still kinda in their honeymoon phase.
他俩经常做爱做的事情 It is super physical.
对他们来说是件好事 Good for them.
他们都很有魅力 而且明显柔韧性很好 They're both very attractive and apparently quite flexible.
毕竟人生苦短 尤其是在这个地方 Hey, life's short. Especially down here.
-你好啊 乔尔 -你好 艾娃 - Hey, Joel. - Hey, Ava.
-乔尔 你最近怎样 -挺好的 蒂姆 - Joel. How's it going? - It's going good, Tim.
-你 你呢 -我挺好的 - How are you... How are you doing? - Yeah, good.
那就好 Cool.
-我睡不着 -我们知道那种感觉 - I couldn't sleep. - Yeah, we know the feeling.
可能我们睡不着的原因不太一样 Yeah. Probably not for the same reasons.
伙计们 门是开着的 你们知道吗 Y-You guys's, door's open. Is that... Did you know that?
-知道 -我们知道啊 - Yeah. - Yeah, we know.
好吧 Okay.
自从蒂姆的父母被一群白蚁吃掉后 After Tim's parents were eaten by a swarm of termites,
-他和艾娃就形影不离了 -好吧 晚安 - he and Ava became inseparable. - Okay. Good night.
-从各种层面来说都是 -晚安 - In every way. - Good night.
那就是他们命名为阿加莎616号的小行星 That's the asteroid they named 616 Agatha.
这些是他们送上去的那些化学炸弹 And these are all the chemical bombs they sent up to try and...
所以 基本这里的所有人都有伴了 So, pretty much everyone's coupled up down here.
这里的第一个孩子于去年冬天诞生 很感人 Our first baby was born last winter. It was super emotional.
欢迎来到世界末日 孩子 Welcome to the apocalypse, kid.
这里的食物特难吃 The food sucks.
不过至少你永远不会知道你错过了什么美食 At least you'll never know what you're missing.
卡罗尔死后 卡拉和康纳在一起了 Kala and Connor got together after Carol died.
卡罗尔是头奶牛 它吃了一整盒洗衣粉 Carol was a cow who ate a box of laundry detergent.
现在我们就剩下一头奶牛了 And now we only have one cow.
她的名字叫格蒂 Her name's Gertie.
格蒂超棒的 Gertie is great.
格蒂不是我们唯一的食物来源 Gertie's not our only food source.
你喂虫子了吗
是 否
我们其实有一个狩猎队 We actually have a hunting party that brings back
他们会从地面上带回一切能找到的东西 whatever they can from the surface.
一开始 在我们用光子弹之前 It was easier in the beginning,
这还是件比较容易的事 you know, before we ran out of bullets.
但现在拿着自制的简陋武器面对那些怪物 Facing down one of those things with a janky handmade weapon
可就不那么容易了 is no walk in the park.
反正他们是这么告诉我的 Or so they tell me.
我没加入狩猎队 I-I don't go on the hunting parties.
他们让我在厨房工作 我其实算是地堡的厨师 They need me in the kitchen. I'm kinda the, the chef of the bunker.
大家都喜欢吃我做的蔬菜通心粉汤 Everyone likes my minestrone.
做地堡唯一的单身汉也不是没有好处 Being the only single person in the bunker has its perks too.
我能和梅维斯一起玩 I get to hang out with Mavis.
梅维斯
当然 她现在不怎么和我说话了 Of course, she's not much for conversation anymore.
她的核心组件被打坏了 Her core battery's shot,
大概所有其他的梅维斯也都这样 just like every other Mavis, I'd imagine.
反正我没见过哪台能正常运行 Actually never seen a working one.
艾米 真希望你在这儿 Sure wish you were here, Aimee.
我想让你见见大家 I'd love for you to meet everyone.
也许我们能一起练练打靶 Maybe we could do a little target practice together.
我还挺擅长这个的 It's kinda my thing.
抱歉 梅维斯 Sorry, Mavis.
快点 大家都动起来 我们得快点 Hustle, hustle, people. We gotta move.
伙计们 Guys!
伙计们 我把武器拿来了 Guys! I got the weapons.
-你留下 -什么 - Stay. - What?
-带上必需品 马上出发 -出什么事了 - Get what you need, and let's go. - What's happening?
发生什么事了 What's going on?
-我们被攻破了 -被攻破了 - We're breached. - Breached?
-乔尔 -什么意思 - Joel. - What do you mean?
就是攻进地堡来的意思吗 Like, inside the bunker breached?
"攻破"就是这个意思 小伙子 That's what "Breached" Means, kiddo.
被攻破了 Breached.
安娜 露西娅和我打头阵 Anna Lucia and I will engage.
安德森和蒂姆从侧翼掩护我们 Anderson and Tim, flank us.
侧翼掩护 好的 那我呢 帮你们断后吗 Flank 'em, yeah, okay. Where do you guys need me? The rear, or...
乔尔 我们已经谈过这事了 I thought we were past this, Joel.
谈过什么 你们需要帮助 我可以帮你们 Past what? You need help. I can help.
-让我帮忙吧 -你要逼我说出来吗 - Let me help. - You gonna make me say it?
-说什么 -你干不了这事 乔尔 - Say what? - You can't handle it, Joel.
-你太胆怯了 -好吧 没错 - You're shook. - Okay, yeah.
-那你们就从来都不害怕吗 -我们会怕 - So, you guys don't get scared ever? - We get scared.
我们都会害怕 乔尔 但你会被吓破胆 We all get scared, Joel, but you get really scared.
-我们不想伤你的心 -我们爱你 乔尔 - We're not trying to make you feel bad. - We love you, Joel.
但你是个不安全因素 But you're unsafe.
-你是不利因素 -就算运送物资也不行 - You're a liability. - Even on supply runs.
我怎么觉得你们排练过这段话 Okay, why did that speech feel so rehearsed?
康纳 Connor.
好的 前方30米处 出发吧 Okay, 30 meters out. Let's move.
-小心点 康纳心肝 -我会的 卡拉宝贝 - Be careful, Connor-Bear. - I will, Kala-Bee.
前进 Load out.
去和他们待在一起 Go with them.
他们正在靠近 They're getting close.
可恶 Shit.
天哪 Oh, my God.
-怪物抓走了一个人 -那其他人呢 - It's got one of 'em. - What about the others?
他们返回了 They're coming back.
-乔尔 -他们需要帮助 我要过去 - Joel! - They need help. I'm going.
乔尔 等等 Joel! Wait!
康纳 Connor?
康纳 Connor.
是我射中的 还是你 Did I shoot it, or did you?
你以为呢 What do you think?
你 You.
我很容易被吓呆 Oh, and I have a pretty severe freezing problem.
但我正在努力解决这个问题 But I am working on it.
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翻译 三四月 ihedo
-看起来怎么样 -我觉得很棒 - How is it looking? - I think it looks really good.
-像我吗 -当然 - Does it look like me? - Yeah.
翻译 暴走小罐头
你确定这个姿势自然吗 Are you sure that this pose looks natural?
-确定 -是吗 - Yeah. - Yeah?
校对 暴走小罐头
我觉得很棒 I think it's really good.
你在干什么 不要动 What are you doing? Don't move.
-让我看看好吗 -不 不要动 艾米 - Will you let me see it? - Don't... Don't move. Aimee.
时间轴 Jimmy贝壳 Jessie 啾啾啾 SumenQ
人家想看看嘛 I really wanna see it.
我可以看看吗 Can I see it?
后期 白夜君
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
准备好了吗 Ready?
总监 暴走小罐头
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
为什么我会有胡子 Why do I have a beard?
不 那是阴影 我画上了阴影 No, that's shading. I did the shading.
我的头有这么大吗 My head is... is so large.
-你有个大头 -还有我的手怎么这么小 - You have a big head. - And my hand is so tiny.
你有双小手 You have tiny hands.
我喜欢这画 我太喜欢了 I love it. I frickin' love it.
你真好 因为我画得可烂了 That's super sweet, cause it's terrible.
-我也有东西送给你 -什么 - I got you something too. - What?
我不知道我选的这些对不对 I don't know if these are the right ones.
不可能吧 这正是我想要的那些 No way. These are the ones that I-I-I wanted to get.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
你在干什么 What's happening right now?
-你没事吧 -没事 我在用肩膀跳舞 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm dancing with my shoulders.
这是我生命中最美好的夏天 This has been the best summer of my life.
我也是 Mine too.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
-你知道现在几点了吗 -大概六点半吧 - Do you know what time it is? - I think it's, like, 6:30.
艾米 你 你吓到鳄鱼卡尔了 Aimee, you're... you're scaring Crocodile Carl.
鳄鱼卡尔 扭过头去 Okay, look away, Crocodile Carl.
扭过头去是吗 我知道了 Look away. Hey, I get it.
我懂了 I get it.
我们得走了 We need to go.
我有点害怕 I'm scared.
亲爱的艾米 这星期格外糟糕 Dear Aimee, This week has been especially shitty.
康纳被一个长得像大蚂蚁的怪物杀掉了 We lost Connor to what looked like a really big ant.
帮我画出它们吧 Helps me to draw them.
我努力抓住它们的精髓 I try to capture their essence,
写下如何杀掉它们的办法 scribble down some notes on how to kill them.
有时我觉得 这是我对付这些怪物的唯一办法 Sometimes I think it's the only way I know how to cope with these things.
7045呼叫3022 This is 7045. Come in, 3022.
重复 呼叫3022 完毕 I repeat, come in, 3022. Over.
这里是3022 怎么了 雷 This is 3022. What is it now, Ray?
你好 珍妮丝 其实我是乔尔 Hey, Janice. No, it's actually... It's, uh, Joel.
-乔尔 -是的 - Joel. - Yeah.
好的 等一下 All right. Hold on one second.
艾米 雷找你 Aimee, it's Ray!
是乔尔 谢谢 珍妮丝 It's Joel. Thanks, Janice.
-喂 乔尔 -喂 艾米 你好啊 - Joel! Hey! - Hey, Aimee! Hi!
-你怎么样 -我挺好的 - How are you? - Hi. Yeah, I, uh... I'm good.
-很高兴能听到你的声音 -我很遗憾 - It's so good to hear your voice. - I'm so sorry.
我从广播上听到 你们有人牺牲了 I heard on the open frequency that one of you guys got killed.
是的 地堡被攻破了 Yeah. Breached the bunker.
怪物进来了吗 Actually got inside?
是的 第一次发生这样的事 有点吓人 Yeah. It's the first time it's happened. It was kinda scary.
你也参与战斗了吗 Did you have to fight it too?
是的 参加了一点点 Yeah. Yeah, a little.
我必须得出点力 I had to fight it a little bit.
其实 自从分别后 我变得特别强壮 所以 Actually got super ripped since the last time you saw me, so...
特别强壮 是吗 Super ripped, huh?
是的 开玩笑啦 我没有变得特别强壮 Yeah, I was kidding. I'm not super ripped.
那是个烂笑话 That was just a bad joke.
好吧 你没事就好 Well, I'm glad you're okay.
谢谢 Thanks. Yeah.
我仍然觉得很吃惊 I am still kinda blown away that
你居然能通过无线电找到我的据点 you were even able to find my colony on this thing.
是吧 确实很不可思议 I know. It's pretty crazy.
我第一个就找到了你们 这概率也太小了 Cause I found it on the first one. What are the odds?
不可思议 Crazy.
3022 詹纳海滩
是啊 其实我呼叫了大约90个据点才找到你们 Yeah. No, I... I called... I called, like, 90.
-你知道我有时候会希望什么吗 -什么 - Hey, you know what I, know what I wish sometimes? - What?
我希望我能打个响指就回到那辆车里 和你在一起 That I could, like, s-snap my fingers and be back in that car with you.
要是真能那样就太好了 Man, that'd be nice.
是啊 但是... Yeah. Too bad it's, uh...
你也知道 这是不可能的 you know, impossible.
如今 似乎什么都不可能了 Kinda feels like everything is impossible these days.
照顾整个据点让人筋疲力尽 Taking care of this whole colony is exhausting.
我 我给你写了好多信 I, uh... I-I write you letters.
真的吗 Really?
嗯 我有时候会给你写信 Yeah. Yeah, I-I write you letters sometimes.
一直在写 All the time.
我很想读一读这些信 I'd love to read 'em.
真的吗 我可以读给你听 Really? I would love to read them to...
不 艾米 No. Aimee?
艾米 Aimee?
丹 家人 我们可能会被一些事情改变 但我们始终都要和家人在一起
这些年来我们失去了很多人 We've lost a lot of people over the years.
你会觉得 死的人多了 自然也就麻木了 You'd think you'd get numb to it after a certain point.
但并不会 You don't.
-对不起 -谢天谢地 你去哪了 乔尔 - I'm sorry. - Thank God! Where have you been, Joel?
我们现在就得出发 跟她说再见吧 上车 We have to go right now. Say your goodbyes, get in the car.
-我得走了 -也许你应该和我们一起走 - I should go. - Maybe you should come with us.
不 我妈妈还在等我 对不起 No, my mom is waiting. I'm sorry.
快上车 艾米 你需要快点回家 Get in the car! Aimee, you need to hurry home now!
-我想把它送给你 -什么 这是鳄鱼卡尔 - I want you to have this. - What? This is Crocodile Carl.
这是你的护身符 It's your good luck charm.
-万事小心 -你也是 - Be careful. - You too.
艾米 Aimee.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我会去找你的 I'm gonna come find you.
你最好会来 You better.
我想知道怪物是怎么进来的 I wanna know how it got in.
它好像撕开了我们的外围防御 It appears to have ripped through one of our perimeter defenses.
什么 它撕开了钢铁吗 What, it ripped through steel?
我和安德森把缺口和通风口重新封起来了 Anderson and I resealed the breach point and the vent.
不会有任何东西再从那里进来了 Nothing's getting in that way again.
但为什么会发生这种事 But why did it happen?
之前从没出过这种事 It was a freak occurrence.
这事应该不会再发生了 There's no reason to think it'll happen again.
我们应该保持冷静 We should try to stay calm.
艾米的据点离我们有多远 How far away is Aimee's colony?
-什么 -艾米的据点 - What? - Aimee's colony.
-有多远 -大约137公里 - How far away is it? - About 85 miles.
需要多久才能过去 How long does that take to get there?
乔尔 你不会真的想过去吧 Joel, you're not actually thinking of going?
蒂姆 你就...说来听听好了 Tim, just... humor me.
-要多久 -至少七天 - How long? - Seven days. Minimum.
一支全副武装并且训练有素的队伍 An armed and trained hunting party
在幸运的情况下可以在地面撑过80公里 would be lucky to last 50 miles on the surface.
但是你 乔尔 But you, Joel...
好吧 现在我需要志愿者 All right, now I need volunteers
去帮我加固外围 to help reinforce some of the outer perimeter.
好的 我帮你 Yeah, I'm gonna go.
-艾娃负责这个 -没错 - Ava's got this. - Exactly.
我要过去 I'm gonna go.
那是不可能的 乔尔 It's an impossible journey, Joel.
不 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
我爱你们 I love you guys,
但世界上只有一个人能让我真正幸福 but there's one person in this world who ever truly made me happy,
而她离我只有137公里 and she's only 85 miles away.
我要去见她 And I'm gonna go see her.
这感觉真是棒极了 That felt awesome.
亲爱的艾米 我已经受够了躲躲藏藏 Dear Aimee, I am done hiding.
我受够了徒劳地等待事情好转 I'm done waiting for things to get better.
是时候重掌主动权了 It's time to take matters into my own hands.
让别人去做蔬菜通心粉汤吧 Time to let someone else make the minestrone.
我要带上一台无线电 尽管它没有电 I'm taking a radio, even though it doesn't have power.
但我还是要带上 But I'm gonna take it anyway.
祝我好运吧 格蒂 Wish me luck, Gertie.
梅维斯 照顾好她 Mavis, take care of her.
你没在开玩笑 对吧 You're not joking, are you?
不 不 我没开玩笑 Nope. Nope, I'm not.
他没开玩笑 He's not joking.
我们不会让你离开的 乔尔 这里需要你 We're not letting you leave, Joel. You're needed here.
蒂姆 这里并不需要我 拜托 我什么都没干 Tim, no, I'm not. Come on. I don't do anything.
乔尔 不是这样的 你会鼓捣无线电 Joel, that's not true. You fix the radio.
你会做蔬菜通心粉汤 You make the minestrone.
好吧 Okay.
话一说出口 感觉就没那么重要了 Doesn't sound as important when I say it out loud.
多谢你的努力挽留 真的 I appreciate you trying. Really, I do.
我只是找不到归属感 I know, I just don't feel like I belong anywhere.
我不想在世界末日时还孤单死去 所以... I don't really wanna die all alone at the end of the world, so...
听着 我知道你们都觉得我是个小可怜 Look, I know you guys all just think of me as, like, some little, pathetic,
是只可怜又可爱的小刺猬 adorable hedgehog.
但我可以照顾好自己 But I can take care of myself.
我可能比你们以为的要坚强得多 I'm actually probably a lot stronger than you might think.
-我们给你做了张地图 -谢谢你 凯伦 - We made you a map. - Thanks, Karen.
你... 保重 Just... take care.
外面杀机四伏 Everything will try to kill you.
放机灵点 扬长避短 Be observant. Use the advantages that you have.
-你行动快速 个子小巧 所以... -嗯 - You're fast and small, so... - Right.
-别硬碰硬 走为上计 -别硬碰硬 - Don't fight. Just run and hide. - Don't fight.
谢了 雷 Thanks, Ray.
如果你半路被吃了 那你可就太混蛋了 You're an asshole if you get eaten.
-好吧 -好了 - Okay. - Nice.
我爱你们 告诉艾米 七天后她就会见到我 I love you guys. Tell Aimee I'll see her in seven days.
-我们相信你 -我们爱你 伙计 - We believe in you. - Love you, buddy.
此地无线电无人应答?
无人生还
危险
怪物区 是山区吗???
给乔尔的提示 这份地图并不精确 山区没有在上面画出来
没有生命迹象
7045据点
我在哪儿呢 Where am I?
躲开这块地方 否则你就小命不保了
这地图基本没用啊 Well, it's not super useful.
算了 不管了 我们知道我们得朝西边走 对吗 Okay, well, you know what? We know we gotta head west. Right?
那咱们就... 出发吧 Well, let's just... do that.
先从简单的入手 朝西走 Start with something easy. West.
不对 走错了 这边才是西 Nope, it's this way. West is this way.
妈的 Shit.
折中一下吧 走这边 Split the difference. Go this way.
搞定 成功做出了第一个决定 Done. First decision made.
亲爱的艾米 我上路了 Dear Aimee, I am doing it.
我真的上路了 I'm really doing it!
说实话 我本来以为情况会糟得多 但目前还好 Honestly, I thought it'd be way worse. So far, it's not too bad.
我看见了很多死亡的迹象 但没发生死伤事件 I've seen a lot of signs of death, but no actual death.
所以为我祈祷吧 So cross your fingers.
怪物的蛋 Monster eggs.
我正在努力保持乐观 天气很好 Trying to stay positive. Weather's nice.
空气也很清新 我还有什么可说的呢 Getting some fresh air. What else can I tell ya?
不错嘛 Cool.
不会吧 No.
走为上计 Run and hide.
躲进房子里吧 躲进房子里 Hide in the house. Hide in the house.
别吧 No.
不 不要啊 No, no, no. No!
不 No!
不要啊 No, no, no!
对 咬它 狠狠地咬 Yes! Bite it! Bite it off!
等等 等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
刚刚你那招可真酷 Whoa, that was so cool.
这地方不错 Nice place.
我能坐坐吗 Can I sit?
谢谢 Thanks.
这里就你一个吗 You all alone?
是啊 Yeah.
我也是 Me too.
小家伙 Boy?
这是你的名字吗 你叫小家伙 Is that your name? Boy? Your name is Boy.
我是乔尔 I'm Joel.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet ya.
谢谢 谢谢你救了我的命 小家伙 Thanks, uh... Thanks for saving my life, Boy.
这是条裙子吗 Is this a dress?
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 我不会再碰它了 Okay, I won't touch it again.
这裙子是你主人的吗 Was that your owner's?
没事 你不想谈就算了 It's okay. You don't have to talk about it.
抱歉 Sorry.
等等 你刚刚是把我错认成她了吗 Wait. Did you think I was her?
我也想躺下歇会儿 可以吗 I'm gonna lie down too. Is that o...
没事的 这只是我的背包而已 No, it's okay. Just my backpack.
曾经我也拥有过一个女孩 You know, I had a girl, too, once.
我觉得你会很喜欢她的 Think you would've really liked her.
嗯 你俩肯定很合得来 Yeah, you guys would totally get along.
她很喜欢狗 我是说 所有小动物她都很喜欢 She loves dogs. I mean, all animals. She's a big animal lover.
我已经七年没见过她了 I haven't seen her in seven years.
真的很久了 所以我才想去找她 It's a long time. That's why I'm trying to go find her.
这话我没跟别人说过 不过其实我有点紧张 I haven't told anyone this, but I'm kinda nervous about it.
晚安 小家伙 Night, boy.
奇怪的眼睛 牙齿很锋利
危险指数
弱点 怕狗 Weakness: dogs.
这是你 That's you.
你这儿不会刚好有电源可以启动无线电吧 有吗 You wouldn't happen to have a power source to a ham radio in here, would you?
因为我有个... 'Cause I have a...
算了 Never mind.
口红 Lipstick.
艾米 Aimee.
你介意我拿走这个吗 Hey, would you mind if I kept this?
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 那就这样吧 All right, well... this is it.
多谢招待 Thanks for having me.
我还是... 别继续对着狗说话了 I should... stop talking to a dog.
好了 再见吧 Okay. I'll see ya.
好了 Okay.
悠着点 别叫别叫 Oh, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. None of that.
可能会被别的东西听见 Something might hear you.
你想跟我一起走吗 You wanna come with me?
没问题 你来好了 Okay. You can come.
咱们走吧 来 Let's go. Come on.
怎么了 What...
嗯 我们可以带上这个 你想让我把它放进包里吗 Yeah, we can bring that. You want me to put it in my bag?
松口吧 没事的 我会好好保管的 我保证 Okay. It's okay. I'm gonna keep it safe. I promise.
把裙子放进安全的背包里 Going in the safe backpack.
看见没 See?
好了 你准备好了吗 Okay, you ready?
咱们走吧 来 Let's go. Come on.
好了 你别再大呼小叫的了 Okay, that's really gonna have to stop.
有个伴的感觉还挺好 Feels good, actually, having company.
亲爱的艾米 你猜怎么着 Dear Aimee, Guess what.
我有狗了 它超酷的 它叫小家伙 I got a dog, and he's the coolest. His name is Boy.
当时池塘里有只巨蛙想吃掉我 He saved my life from a giant frog in a pool
而这只狗救了我 who tried to eat me with his tongue.
然后我们就去它的车里歇了歇 我俩真是完美搭档 And then we hung out on his bus. Man, do we make a great team.
我们发现我们俩有一堆共同点 We found out we have a ton in common too.
我觉得我们有聊不完的话题 I feel like we can talk about anything.
你真得看看我们俩 我们就是超酷二人组 You gotta see us out here. We're like this iconic duo.
我不知道 我总觉得我俩一起 天下无敌 I don't know. Feels like when we're together, we're unstoppable.
你在干什么 里面有什么吗 What are you doing? What you got in there?
天哪 快 快走 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Come on. Go. Go!
咱们得赶快走 快点 We gotta go! Come on!
浆果 Berries.
找到食物了 完美 Sustenance. Perfect.
你... 你干什么 What... What are you doing?
可是它看起来很好吃啊 But they look so good.
算了吧 我还是不吃为妙 Yeah, you know what? I don't think I should eat these.
真不可思议 我都快忘了外面的世界是什么样的 It's crazy the things you forget about the world.
我忘了那些气味 You know? Like the smells.
那些绿草 大树 花朵 The grass, the trees, the flowers.
我是说 虽然时不时会遇到尸体 但是... I mean, sure, you get the occasional bloody corpse, but...
不会吧 我掉进坑里了 Oh, no. I fell in a hole.
好吧 我只要... Okay, I just gotta...
爬出去就行了 climb out.
我可以爬出去的 I can climb out.
不好 Oh, no.
这下糟了 This is bad.
这下真完蛋了 Oh, this is so bad.
别叫了 闭嘴 嘘 别叫 Stop. Stop it. Shh. Stop it.
这是条绳子 你个笨蛋 It's a rope, you numbskull!
快套在脚上 抓稳了 Put it around your foot and grab on!
好了 坚持住 Okay, come on! Hold on!
往上拉 Pull up!
你想看看它们吗 该死 You wanna look at 'em? Oh, shit!
米诺 解决它们 Minnow, finish 'em off.
一 二 三 四... One, two, three, four and...
我们是... Are we...
记得数到五 Always count to five.
那是把武士刀吗 Was that a samurai sword?
你怎么会掉进沙地贪食怪的窝里 Why'd you fall into a Sandgobbler's nest?
我不是故意的 我就 走路的时候没注意 I didn't mean to, you know. I was just... I was walking.
-你叫什么名字 -乔尔 - What's your name? - Joel.
乔尔·道森 Joel Dawson.
我是克莱德 这位是米诺 I'm, Clyde. This is Minnow.
你该庆幸来的是我们 你刚刚叫得跟个姑娘似的 You're lucky we weren't monsters. You were yelling like a girl.
"这下糟了 这下真完蛋了" "This is bad! This is so bad!"
好吧 我的声音才不是那样 没那么尖 Okay, I don't sound like that. My voice is not that high-pitched.
-明明就是 -确实就是 - Yeah, it is. - Yes, it is.
你的声音比我都尖 我可才八岁 It was higher than mine, and I'm eight.
你一个人跑到这里来干什么 What in God's name are you doing up here alone anyway?
我不是独自来的 我有小家伙陪着我 I'm not alone. I've got Boy too.
等等 好汉饶命 Oh, wait, no! No, wait, wait!
天哪 是一只小狗狗 Oh, my God, it's a puppy!
过来 小家伙 过来 小家伙 Come here, Boy! Come here, Boy!
-他们差点干掉我的狗 -你好啊 小家伙 - They almost killed my dog. - Hi, Boy!
你好 Hi!
所以 你怎么没待在你的据点 So, what happened with your colony, man?
你被赶出来了吗 They kick you out?
不 我是主动离开的 No, I actually left on my own.
-我有事要做 -你偷食物 对吧 - Something I had to do. - You stole food, didn't you?
-他是个偷食物的贼 -没错 - He's a food stealer. - Yeah.
-不 我没偷食物 -是啊 - No, I didn't steal any food. - Right.
我和其他人关系挺好的 我们亲如家人 好吗 Me and my colony were really close. Like family. Okay?
我走了他们还挺难过的 They were super upset that I left.
-该走了 米诺 -为什么要走 怎么了吗 - Time to go, Minnow. - Time to go? Why? So, what...
什么情况 发生了什么 What, uh... What was that? What's going on?
-有很多种可能 -焚树怪 暴走兽 - Could've been a lot of things. - Tree Flamer. Herd Stomper.
跳岩兽 Rockdiver.
断肢兽 碎肢怪 还有我最爱的 巨怪 Limbsnapper. Limbcrusher. And my favorite... the Chumbler.
好吧 我懂了 你说了一堆奇奇怪怪的名字 Okay, I get it. A lot of... A lot of names.
不管是什么 你的尖叫都提醒它们该吃晚餐了 Whatever it is, it took your screams for the dinner bell.
如果它捕捉到你的味道 那你就很难甩掉它了 If it's got your scent, it's gonna be on you for a while.
或许我可以跟你们一起走 Hey, maybe I could, like, I don't know, come with you guys.
你要往哪边去 Which way you headed?
西边 Going west.
去海岸那边 詹纳海滩 To the coast. Jenner Beach.
行吧 我们现在还不打算往北走 Yeah. We're not cutting north just yet.
-还不打算往北走是吧 -来吧 走吧 - Not cu... Not cutting north just yet. - Come on. Come on.
好吧 随你们便 Yeah. Whatever you want.
你们想让我加入 那我就加入了 You guys want me to come, I'll come.
走着 Come on.
这段路真是...强身健体 That's a good, uh... good little workout.
你是为了个姑娘 对吧 A girl, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
你离开安全舒适的据点 大老远跑到海边去 You left a nice, safe colony to travel all the way to the ocean
就为了找一个你17岁之后就再也没见过的女孩 for a girl you ain't seen since you were, what, 17?
不 我知道你是怎么想的 No, I know what you're thinking.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 I know how it sounds. It's crazy.
但 我也不清楚 But... I don't know.
如果你明白我们之间的羁绊 可能你会有不同的感受 If you knew our connection, you'd probably feel differently.
其实我们几周前才刚刚通过无线电联系上 We actually just got back in touch over the radio a few weeks ago.
我俩之间的感情还在 真的很神奇 也很暖心 And it's still there. It's just magical. And so sweet.
她也爱我 She loves me too,
所以我就想再续前缘 so a "Pick up right where we left off" kind of thing.
我不清楚 但我俩之间的感情确实还在 I don't know. It's just still there.
孩子 你听说过"傻瓜的差事"这个词吗[指徒劳无功] Kid, you ever hear the term "Fool's errand"?
怎么了 就因为我相信真爱 我就是傻瓜了吗 All right, what, so I'm a fool because I believe in true love?
不 你傻是因为你独自在荒郊野外晃悠 No, you're a fool because you're out here alone,
你完全没有任何生存技巧 you don't know a thing about survival...
风吹歪了 Wind.
你什么都打不中 You shoot for shit,
但你却表现得好像自己是个高贵的战士 yet you got an attitude like you're some kind of noble warrior
正乘着爱情之翼遨游 floating on the wings of love.
-现实世界可不是这样的 -好吧 - Doesn't work like that. - Okay.
您这番话真是鼓舞人心 Super encouraging speech.
-该死 -你多虑了 - Damn it. - You're braining out.
你多虑了 想得太多 反而打不准 Braining out. Thinking too much.
我总是会放空大脑 对自己说 I always clear my mind and say to myself,
"一针穿水" "A needle through water."
"一针穿水" "A needle through water"?
相信我 我爸爸是我们据点里最棒的弓箭手 Trust me. My dad was the best archer in my colony.
是吗 好吧 Oh, really? Okay.
那他怎么不过来亲自教我呢 Then how come he's not the one over here giving me the lessons?
因为我不是她爸爸 'Cause I'm not her dad.
嗯 我爸爸被杀了 Yeah, my dad got killed.
在我们还住在地铁站的时候 Back when we lived in the subway station.
他和艾略特一起被杀了 Along with Elliot.
谁是艾略特 Who's Elliot?
我儿子 My son.
-我很抱歉 -没什么好抱歉的 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No need to be sorry.
我们都有这样的故事 不是吗 We all have stories like that. Don't we?
一针穿水 Needle through water.
刚刚那一箭很接近了 Hey, that was pretty close.
-有长进 -刚刚那一箭很不错 对吧 - It was better. - It was really good, right?
对的吧 Right?
告诉你吧 小子 如果你想和我们待在一起 Tell you what, kid. You gonna hang with us,
你就得掌握一点本事 you need to know stuff.
好吧 可以 Yeah. Okay.
-第一课 -嗯 说吧 - First lesson. - Yeah. Hit me.
时刻记住从高处侦查 Always survey from high ground when possible.
-时刻记住 -时刻记住 - Always. - Always.
这样能让你提前发现大家伙 Helps you spot the big ones in advance.
不过看来那些家伙不再跟着我们了 也挺好的 It's nice to know that thing's not following us anymore.
不不 它绝对还跟着我们 你看看就知道了 No, no, it's definitely still following us. Just saw it.
-什么 -绝对的 - What... - Yeah.
-巨怪 -我就知道 - Chumbler. - I knew it.
-那也是个大混蛋 -大混蛋 - Big son of a bitch too. - Big sumanabitch.
看来它也捕捉到你的气味了 Got your scent too, man.
咱们很难甩掉它了 It's gonna be hard to shake.
那我们还在这愣着干什么 Then why are we still standing here?
不用急 巨怪行动速度并不快 Relax. Chumblers aren't fast.
但咱们也得出发了 We gotta keep moving.
早该上路了 Should've already been gone.
-它捕捉到我的气味了 -是啊 - It's got my scent. - Oh, yeah, it does.
-你来吗 -嗯 - Comin'? - Yeah!
-你们到底要去哪 -北方 - Where you guys headed anyway? - North.
-去山里 -那里有什么吗 - To the mountains. - What's up there?
那里有个地方 叫雪山荒野 A place called Snow Mountain Wilderness.
那里应该有个据点 里面全是幸存者 Supposed to be some kind of colony up there full of survivors.
那里又冷 海拔又高 怪物不会在那边出没 The cold and elevation help to keep the monsters away.
你应该跟我们一起去 You should definitely come with us.
我也想 但是 你也知道... Well, I would, but, you know...
你得去找你的女朋友 明白 You gotta go find your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah.
米诺 Minnow.
要是你认识她 你肯定会很喜欢她的 You know, if you knew her, you'd really like her.
她可酷了 She's a super cool person.
她不会喜欢你的 Well, she's not gonna like you,
因为你连个沙地贪食怪的窝都爬不出 'cause you can't even get out of a Sandgobbler's nest.
说实话 我喜欢你只是因为你有条可爱的狗狗 And honestly, I just like you 'cause you have a really cute dog.
-有点伤人啊 -你真没用 - Hurts my feelings. - You're so useless.
那表示她喜欢你 It just means she likes you, man.
她经历了很多 She's... She's been through a lot.
嗯 Yeah.
好烦 So annoying.
-乔尔 -怎么了 - Joel. - What?
别动 Don't move.
-天哪 为什么 -把你的衬衫给我 - Oh, my God. Why? - Give me your shirt.
我的衬衫 My shirt?
-没错 -要衬衫干嘛 - Yeah, yeah. - What do you mean?
你的衬衫 把你的衬衫给我 Your shirt, man. Give me your shirt.
-好吧 -赶快的 - Okay. - Get... Hurr... Come on.
-照他说的做 乔尔 -把你的衬衫给我 - Do what he says, Joel. - Give me your shirt.
别催了 我在努力了 Shut up. I'm trying.
悠着点 悠着点 Easy. Take it easy.
-就是这样 就是这样 -是巨怪吗 - That's it. That's it. - Is it a Chumbler?
-不是 -那这是什么东西 - No. - What is it called?
悠着点 弯腰 Take it easy. Lean over, man.
-要是我没能撑过去 -嘘 - If I don't make it... - Shh, shh.
就是这样 就是这样 That's it. That's it.
嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘 Shh, shh, shh, shh.
一动都别动 Just stay very still.
-好吧 -嘘 - Okay. - Shh.
好了 伙计 Okay, buddy.
嘘嘘嘘 慢着点 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Easy does it.
没事的 It's okay.
你不会有事的 You're okay.
没事的 你没事 It's okay. You're all right.
好了 好了 现在 All right. Okay, now.
走吧 On your way.
好了 走 Okay, now.
很好 快走吧 All good. On your way now.
快走 On your way.
真乖 真乖 Good boy. Good boy.
你怕什么 巨石蜗牛很温顺的 What you so scared for? Boulder Snails are nice.
还有好的怪物吗 There can be nice ones?
看看它们的眼睛就知道了 它们的眼睛会告诉你一切 You can always tell in their eyes. Just look at their eyes.
-这只蜗牛可能还救了我们的命 -救了我们的... - This one probably saved our lives too. - Saved our...
它会把你的气味散播到山的各处 Gonna spread your scent all over this hillside.
这样一来 那只老巨怪就会迷路了 Shoot. That old Chumbler ain't gonna know which way to go.
所以那只巨怪会跟着我的衬衫走吗 So the Chumbler's gonna follow my shirt?
谢谢你 巨石蜗牛先生 Thank you, Mr. Boulder Snail.
-谢谢你 巨石蜗牛先生 -谢谢 - Thank you, Mr. Boulder Snail! - Thank you.
它们很敏感的 Yeah, they're very sensitive, you know.
但它们可以在转瞬之间... But they'll crush your ass...
把你碾碎 in a second.
你在干什么呢 What you working on there, man?
这是我还在据点时 开始的小项目 Just a little project I started a while back in my colony.
每次我们遇到一只新怪物 Every time we encountered a new monster,
我就会建个条目 I'd just make a little entry.
画幅画 写一些它的相关信息 A drawing. Um, just some info about it.
强项 弱点啊 之类的 You know, strengths, weaknesses. Stuff like that.
这让我觉得我在帮助别人 Made me feel like I was helping out, you know.
-你是个很棒的艺术家 -谢谢 - You're a pretty good artist. - Thanks.
-这只我见过 丑死了 -是啊 - I seen this one. Ugly bastard. - Yeah.
-它不喜欢大的响声 -没错 - Doesn't like loud noises. - Oh, yeah.
也不喜欢被一枪爆头 Also doesn't like shotgun blasts to the head.
你可能会想加上去这句 Might wanna add that.
迎面一枪 Shotgun to the face.
嗯 加上了 Yeah. Got it.
-能让我看看吗 -行啊 - Do you mind if I... - Oh, sure.
好 谢谢 谢谢 Yeah. Oh, thanks. Thanks.
-哇 -是啊 - Oh, wow. - Yeah.
它来的时候 我才16岁 I was 16 when it hit.
是啊 为了炸掉它 他们把所有能发射的都发射了 Yeah, they sent everything up at once to take her down.
他们确实可以说我们走运 They had the balls to call us the lucky ones
因为那玩意里的东西并没有影响到我们 just 'cause whatever the hell was in those things didn't affect us.
但被踢下食物链顶端就不算走运了 Ain't nothing lucky about getting kicked off the top of the food chain.
是啊 我爸妈当时还觉得 只要能逃出费尔菲尔德 Yeah, my parents thought if we could just make it out of Fairfield,
我们就还有一线生机 we might have a shot.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你来自费尔菲尔德吗 You're from Fairfield?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
天哪 我从没见过活着离开费尔菲尔德的人 Man, I've never met anyone who made it out of Fairfield.
那地方基本就是灾难的始发地 That place was basically ground zero.
天哪 我只听说过那里的恐怖故事 Shit, I've only heard horror stories.
是啊 情况确实很糟 Yeah, it was pretty bad.
那你的父母有没有... Your parents, uh...
没有 Oh, uh, no.
没有 只有我活下来了 No, it's just me.
是我没本事救他们 Couldn't save 'em.
你把这事怪在自己头上吗 You putting that on yourself?
你来自费尔菲尔德 You're from Fairfield, man.
你能活下来已经很了不起了 不是吗 You shouldn't even be here. Right?
你的生存能力比我想象中的要强 You're more of a survivor than I thought.
这是我听到过最酷的话了 That's the coolest thing anyone's ever said to me.
这是个好的开始 It's a good start.
继续努力 这样的书关键时刻可能会救人一命 Keep it up. Book like this could save someone's life out here.
谢谢你 克莱德 Thanks, Clyde.
你... You, um...
确定那姑娘值得吗 sure your girl's worth it?
值得你跋山涉水过去见她吗 Coming all this way?
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 她值得 Yeah, she is.
不要停下[不要将就] 乔尔 Don't settle, Joel.
她说的没错 She's right.
你不必如此 You don't have to.
就算现在是世界末日也不必 Not even at the end of the world.
好了 该拔营了 咱们走吧 Okay! Time to break camp! Let's go!
第二课 Lesson two.
你可以吃顿热饭 或睡个好觉 You get a hot meal or a good night's sleep.
-但二者不可兼得 -不可兼得 - Not both. - Not both.
你认真的吗 Are you being serious?
会有怪物闻到我们食物的气味 Something will have smelled our food
不出一小时 它们就会赶到这里 and be all over this camp within the hour.
那你怎么不早说 Why wouldn't you tell me that, though?
我既没吃又没睡 I didn't... I didn't do either.
我也不能事事都告诉你 快跟上吧 I can't tell you everything, man. Keep up.
"我要杀了你 乔尔·道森 "I'm gonna kill you, Joel Dawson!
我要像吃花菜一样吃掉你" I'm gonna eat you like broccoli!"
"我是乔尔 我无法保护我的女朋友 "I'm Joel, and I can't protect my girlfriend
因为我既没用又没安全感 而且我还是个愣头青" because I'm useless and insecure and an awkward little teenager."
"但你得救我 我还以为你爱我" "But I need you to save me! I thought you loved me."
"但我做不到 因为..." "But I can't because..."
-你搞什么 -那是你女朋友在垂死挣扎 - What? - That's your girlfriend dying.
-什么 -一针穿水 - What? - A needle through water.
一针穿水 一针穿水 A needle through water. Needle through water.
厉害 看见没 正中靶心 Yes! See? Bull's-eye!
看来你有了个小粉丝啊 Got yourself an admirer there, huh?
我们得走了 Hey, we gotta get going.
好 走吧 我们得走了 我们... Okay. Come on. Come on. We gotta go. We...
米诺 你在干什么 Minnow? What are you doing?
亲爱的艾米 我交到了朋友 人类朋友 Dear Aimee, I made friends. Human friends.
并且他们正在教我他们所知道的一切 And they're teaching me everything they know.
比如第三课 别抄捷径 Like lesson three: Don't take shortcuts.
第八课 每天都要练打靶 Lesson eight: Target practice every day.
十字弓我已经用得越来越好了 I'm getting pretty good with my crossbow.
-看见没 -不错 - See? - Pretty good.
第十课 保持袜子干燥 这条很不错 Lesson ten: Keep your socks dry. That's a great one.
但第二课让我有些挣扎 睡觉和热饭不可兼得 So I'm kinda struggling with lesson two: Not both.
这条不好 That one is not great.
不可兼得 不可兼得 Not both. Not both.
来吧 乔尔 不可兼得 Come on, Joel. Not both.
我累死了 I'm super tired.
好了 这里有很多东西你不能碰也不能吃 All right, a lot of things out here you shouldn't touch or eat,
但是像这样的蕨类里有抗毒血清 but, uh, ferns like these have an antivenom.
用来对付蛇或鼻涕虫都很管用 Good in a pinch for snakes, slugs.
-这条你可以记在你的书里 -好的 - Great entry for your book. - Yep, got it.
那些长得像昆虫的东西没有周边视觉 The insect-looking ones got no peripheral vision.
没有周边... No peripheral...
那些长得像蜥蜴的玩意完全不会攀爬 The lizard-looking ones can't climb for shit.
那种长得像两栖动物的生物喜欢躲起来 The amphibian-looking ones like to hide,
然后引诱你进去 再整个吃掉 lure ya in, eat ya whole.
还有沙地贪食怪 Then there are the Sandgobblers.
那些东西可坏了 Those guys are badasses.
可坏了 Badasses!
嗯 我知道 我掉进过它的窝 Yeah, I know. I fell into their hole.
你那时看到的只是小兵 What you saw were worker bees.
你该躲的是老大 What you wanna avoid under all circumstances is a queen.
我怎么知道我遇见的是不是老大 How do I know if it's a queen?
首先 会有一个巨大的鳍划出地面 Well, your first clue would be a giant fin slicing through the earth,
它会跟着你的一举一动 following every single sound and vibration you make.
你会痛苦地嚎叫... You howling in pain...
...在你被扯成两半的时候 这就是你的第二条线索 ...as you're being ripped in half will be your second.
收到 我会牢记的 Copy. I'll keep that in mind.
我们就快分道扬镳了 Well, we're getting close to where our paths diverge.
索诺马海岸州立公园 (向东48千米)
你可以往西边走 去詹纳海滩 You're gonna wanna go west to Jenner, the beaches.
或者你也可以理智点 跟我们去高山上 Or you can be sensible, come with us to the mountains.
嗯 我觉得我已经理智了一辈子 Yeah, I think I've been sensible all my life,
但理智并没有帮到我什么 and it's really gotten me nowhere.
跟我们一起走吧 至少人多力量大 Come with us. Strength in numbers, you know?
再说了 我觉得我们会成为很好的搭档 Besides, think we'd make a good team.
不 我也是这么觉得的 但... No, I think so, too. I just, uh...
这件事我必须要去做 It's just something I gotta do.
这不公平 It's not fair.
怎么了 Wh... Hey. Wha...
怎么了 What's going on?
你为什么非要走 Why do you gotta go?
因为这个女孩对我很重要 'Cause this girl, she means a lot to me. You know?
别这样 你知道我必须得去 我们谈过这事 Come on. You know I gotta do this. We talked about this.
这样吧 我送你个礼物 Hey, you know what? I got something for ya.
我不确定你认不认识这玩意 但是... I don't even know if you'd know what this is, but...
口红 Lipstick?
-不会吧 -嗯 - What? - Yeah.
没错 这就是口红... Yeah, it's lip...
我收回我之前说的话 I take back what I said before.
艾米会很爱你的 Aimee's gonna love you.
谢谢你 米诺 你鼻涕没擦干净 Thanks, Minnow. You got some snot.
是啊 Yeah.
好了 走吧 All right. Come on.
最后一课 Final lesson.
在野外要听从直觉 Listen to your instincts out here.
直觉能救你一命 They'll keep you alive.
嗯 那要是我的直觉很烂呢 Yeah. What if I have, terrible instincts?
那你就会死 You'll die.
听着 吃一堑才会长一智 Listen, man, good instincts are earned by making mistakes.
如果你够走运 犯了些错又熬了过去 If you're lucky enough to survive a few mistakes,
那你在野外就没问题了 you're gonna be okay out here.
这个可能也会派上用场 This might come in handy, too.
真是太好了 你还有没有... Oh, that's great. Do you have, uh...
你能不能再多给我几个 Do you have any more that I could have?
我只能给你一个 You get one.
拉掉保险 数到五 不是四 不是六 Pull the pin, count to five. Not four, not six.
数到五 Five.
明白了 Got it.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
米诺 Minnow?
咱们走吧 孩子 Let's go, kid.
小子 你都从费尔菲尔德撑到这里了 Hey, man, you made it all this way from Fairfield.
剩下的区区48公里又算什么呢 What's another 30 miles, huh?
它来道别了 Uh-oh, here he comes.
嗨 Hi.
过来抱抱 Hey there.
我知道 我也会很想他们的 I know. I'm gonna miss 'em, too.
但这仍然是个好决定 真的 It's a good decision, though. It's good.
你觉得这样很好 对吗 You feel good about it, right?
走吧 小家伙 Come on, Boy.
我不用 我只要... Aw, I'm okay. I'm just gonna...
你吃吧 You can have that.
我吃豆子就好 I'll just stick to the beans.
我不用 I'm good.
我不吃那玩意 所以... I'm not gonna eat that, so...
来吧 我们得继续走 Hey, come on. We gotta keep moving.
我知道 这里有很多诡异的东西 诡异的船 I know. There's a lot of creepy stuff. Creepy boats.
还有个诡异的标牌 Kind of a creepy sign.
但这些我们都见识过了 But nothing we haven't seen before.
勇敢点就好 Just gotta be brave.
怎么了 What...
怎么回事 发生了什么 What's going on? What's happening?
你还好吗 You okay?
你听到什么了吗 小家伙 You hearing something, Boy?
小家伙 小家伙 Boy, Boy, Boy! Boy!
小家伙 小家伙 Hey! Boy! Boy! Boy!
小家伙 你还好吗 Boy! Are you okay?
你跟我说说话啊 I need some kind of communication here.
我听到了 Oh. I hear it.
我们得走了 We gotta go. Hey.
我们真的得走了 你快从鸭子底下出来 We really gotta go. Please get out from under the duck.
我们得走了 We gotta go.
乔尔 你还好吗 Joel. You okay?
你没事吧 You okay?
乔尔 快下车 Joel! Get out of the car!
乔尔 快下车 Joel, get outta the car!
快跑 乔尔 快跑 Run, Joel, run!
快跑 走啊 Run! Go!
你会活下去的 You can survive this.
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
不 No.
小家伙 Boy?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
太好了 你没事 你没事 Yeah! Yeah, you're okay! You're okay!
你没事 没事就好 没事就好 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay.
对不对 对不对 Aren't you? Aren't you?
太好了 Yeah!
我们是怪物杀手 We're monster killers.
我已经七年没感受过雨了 You know, I haven't felt the rain in seven years.
不错 真不错 Pretty cool. Pretty cool.
小家伙 你觉不觉得我疯了 Hey, Boy, you think I'm crazy?
大老远跑过去 Coming all this way?
你好 Hello.
天哪 Holy shit.
你还活着 You're alive.
我是说 你还开着 I mean... you're on.
我的电量还可以持续51分钟 你叫什么名字 I have 51 minutes of power left. What is your name?
我叫乔尔 I'm Joel.
-我的名字叫乔尔 -你好 乔尔 - My name is Joel. - Hello, Joel.
很高兴认识你 I am so pleased to meet you.
我的名字叫梅维斯 My name is Mavis.
但如果你想写出来 But if you were to write it out,
你得把字母i换成数字1 you would write it with a 1 and not an I.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
看来你对梅维斯系列很熟悉 真棒 You are familiar with the Mav1s line. Delightful!
你们本来会是下一个令人称奇的事物 You guys were supposed to be the next amazing thing.
我不敢相信我正在和其中一台对话 I can't believe I'm talkin' to one.
但如果你想写出来 But if you were to write it out,
你得把字母i换成数字1 you would write it with a 1 and not an I.
嗯 你说过这句了 Yeah. You said that.
多年以前 我被一个我没机会命名的东西咬成了两半 Years ago, I was bitten in half by something I did not get a chance to name.
我爬到了这里避险 进入了待机模式 I crawled here for safety and powered down,
希望某天会有人发现我 hoping someone would one day find me.
然后你就出现了 And here you are!
真不可思议 Amazing.
乔尔 虽然我很感谢你愿意跟我聊天 Joel, besides conversing with me, for which I am eternally grateful,
但我能问问 你为什么要离开据点吗 may I ask what you are doing outside of your colony?
嗯 这个嘛... Yeah, um...
是不是你偷了食物 Did you steal food?
没有 No.
不 我没偷任何食物 No, I didn't steal any food.
其实我是为了去找一个女孩 I'm actually on a quest... to find a girl.
怎么 乔尔 一位可爱的姑娘吸引了你的目光吗 Why, Joel, a lovely lady has caught your eye!
她叫什么名字 What is her name?
她叫艾米 名字里有一个i和两个e her name's Aimee. With one I and two E's.
听起来她是个很不错的人 乔尔 She sounds like an incredible person, Joel.
在你去找名字里有一个i和两个e的艾米时 Is there anything I can do to assist you
我有什么能帮到你的地方吗 in your quest for Aimee with one I and two E's?
不 谢谢你 梅维斯 但确实没有 Nope. Appreciate it, Mav1s, but, uh, unfortunately not.
除非你手边正好有个SK21业余无线电的电源 Unless you happen to have a power source to an SK-21 ham radio handy.
这样不好吧 Oh, no, but...
我很乐意把我剩下的电能送给你 I would be honored to donate my remaining power to you
如果这能帮你找到名字里有一个i和两个e的艾米的话 if it would help you with your quest for Aimee with one I and two E's.
她可能以为我已经被吃掉了 She probably thinks I've been devoured by now.
这真是太让人激动了 Oh, this is all so exciting!
-启动了 -太好了 - It's working. - Hooray!
3022 请回答 3022 3022? Come in, 3022.
-乔尔 -艾米 - Joel? - Aimee!
你们据点的人告诉我你往这边来了 你还好吗 Your colony told me you were coming here. Are you okay?
我很担心你 能听到你的声音真好 I was worried. It's so good to hear your voice.
是啊 我也有同感 Yeah, it's good to hear yours, too.
嗯 我还活着 我很好 Yeah, I'm alive. I'm good. I'm okay.
我不敢相信你居然真的来找我了 I-I-I can't believe you're actually doing this.
我知道 这很疯狂 I know. It's crazy.
艾米 我已经迫不及待地想告诉你一切了 Aimee, I cannot wait to tell you everything.
我感觉我已经脱胎换骨了 你知道吗 I feel like a whole new man, you know?
你真该看看我的英姿 我会打怪兽 You should see me out here. I'm fighting monsters.
我现在正和一个机器人和一只狗待在一家汽车旅馆里 I'm in a motel right now with a robot and a dog.
什么 这也太离谱了 What? That sounds crazy.
你离詹纳海滩还有多远 How far are you from Jenner Beach?
还有多远是吧 不远了 我还有... How far? I'm getting close. I'm, um...
15公里
我离你还有15公里 I'm 9.3 miles to you.
乔尔 听着 我有个天大的好消息要说 Joel, listen. I have amazing news.
几天前有几个幸存者出现了 他们是来救我们的 Some survivors showed up a few days ago, and they're rescuing us.
他们要把我们救出去 They're gonna get us out of here!
他们真的在帮我解决据点的问题 They're really helping me with the colony.
好吧 什么叫把你们救出去 Okay, g-getting you out of there? What do you mean?
我已经记不清上一次 I can't remember the last time
我感觉到一切都会... I actually felt like everything was going to be...
什么情况 艾米 Wh... Aimee?
艾米 艾米 Aimee? Aimee?
该死 Shit.
我的电池自动关闭了 My battery has automatically shut down
因为要保留我最后15分钟的电量 in order to preserve my final 15 minutes of power.
-我很抱歉 乔尔 -不 没事 梅维斯 你不必... - I am very sorry, Joel. - No, it's okay, Mav1s. You don't have to...
乔尔 Joel?
我已经很久没出去过了 I haven't been outside in a very long time.
嗯 我也是 Yeah. I hadn't, either.
-坐好 -有什么事在困扰你吗 乔尔 - There you go. - Is something troubling you, Joel?
你什么都可以说 就把我当成是个会感同身受的倾听者 You can tell me anything, as I am an empathetic listener.
并且 14分钟后我的记忆库就将被永久性抹除 Also, my memory banks will be permanently erased in 14 minutes.
你知道那种独自在荒郊野外的感觉吗 You know that feeling where you just completely put yourself out there?
你坚信这么做是对的 You know? And you're so sure of it.
但是... 就当你快到达终点时 And... right when you're about to cross the finish line,
你却觉得 这是我做过最蠢的事 you just think is this the dumbest... thing I ever could've done?
我不觉得这件事蠢 乔尔 I don't think it's dumb, Joel.
我觉得它很浪漫 I think it's romantic.
没错 好吧 你懂 Right, see? Yeah, okay, you get it.
浪漫 这就是... 嗯 Romantic, that's what... Yeah.
不要放弃你的追求 乔尔 Do not give up on your quest, Joel.
当你见到她时 When you see her,
她会欣赏你千里迢迢送来的爱意 she will appreciate the grand romantic gesture implied by your journey
并被你的友好和领导力打动 and be moved by your kindness and leadership qualities.
谢谢你 梅维斯 Thanks, Mav1s.
另外一种可能是 艾米没有发现你的优秀品质 Another option is that Aimee will not see those qualities in you
于是你千里迢迢过去 and you will have traveled a great distance
只会收获失望 only to be met with disappointment.
不过也许一路上你会学到宝贵的经验教训 Perhaps you will have learned valuable lessons along the way?
好吧 Okay.
第三种可能是 你根本没能活着走到那里 A third option is that you don't survive the journey at all
你在半路就被变异的昆虫吃掉了... and get eaten by mutated insects...
-好吧 我懂了 -还有变异的两栖动物 - Okay, that's... I get it. - ...amphibians...
你可以有很多种死法 There are so many ways you could perish.
我懂了 I get it.
多谢你的... Thanks for the...
多谢你的意见 Thanks for that.
你想看个小戏法吗 乔尔 Would you like to see a trick, Joel?
当然 Sure.
你的全名叫什么 你在哪里出生 What is your full name, and where were you born?
我叫乔尔·道森 我出生在加州的费尔菲尔德 Joel Dawson. Fairfield, California.
你的父母真可爱 乔尔 What lovely parents you had, Joel.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我连一张照片都没有 I don't even have a picture.
现在你想对你的妈妈说什么 乔尔 What would you say to your mother now, Joel,
如果你有机会的话 if you had the chance?
我想我会告诉她 我很好 I guess I'd tell her I'm okay.
我成功到达了一个据点 I made it to a colony.
我遇见了很多好人 他们都很照顾我 Met a lot of really, really good people who took really good care of me.
他们也失去了很多 所以... They also lost a lot, so...
我真的好想你们 And I miss you guys so much.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
快看 天空水母 Oh, look! Sky Jellies!
它们是无害的 而且很可爱 They're harmless and quite lovely.
一只家犬 Canis familiaris!
你找到了我的脚 谢谢你 You found my foot. Thank you.
-这是我的狗 -它真讨人喜欢 - That's my dog. - He's delightful.
是啊 它是个好孩子 Yeah, he's a good boy.
乔尔 你想听首歌吗 Joel, would you like to hear a song?
好啊 Yeah, okay.
当大自然不那么杀气腾腾的时候 其实还是很美的 You know, nature's kinda nice when there's nothing trying to kill you.
梅维斯 Mav1s?
谢谢你 Thanks.
一些幸存者出现在了营地 Some survivors showed up at the camp.
我不该为此担心 对吧 That's not something I gotta worry about, you don't think, right?
我是说 他们跟我一样棒且年龄相仿 I mean, what are the odds that they're, like, awesome
并且还是我的潜在情敌 这概率会有多大呢 and similar to my age and potentially a threat to me romantically?
大概为零吧 Slim to none, probably.
我觉得没事 我觉得我们完全...没问题 I think it's good, actually. I think we're totally, uh... fine.
不如我们还是走快点吧 以防万一... Actually, why don't we pick up the pace a little bit, just in case...
好吧 其实吧 Okay, you know what?
要不咱们还是换条路走吧 好吗 Why don't we go another way. Yeah?
小家伙 Boy?
小家伙 Boy!
小家伙 你要去哪 Boy, where you going?
老大来了 Queen.
快跑 小家伙 快跑 Run, Boy! Run!
快点... Get...
快跑 Go, go! Go!
妈的 Sh...
等等 Wait!
小家伙 Boy!
小家伙 我没法跑那么快 Boy, I can't run that fast!
天哪 我很抱歉 Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你想干什么 What are you doing?
不许去 Don't you dare.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
不 等等 小家伙 No. Wait, Boy!
小家伙 Boy!
小家伙 想都别想 Boy, don't even think about it.
别 别去 Don't. Don't you do it.
不 不要 Don't. Don't. No!
数到五 Count to five.
一 二... One, two...
二... 三 四... Two. Uh, three, four...
五 five!
太好了 Yes!
太好了 天哪 Yes! Oh, my God!
太棒了 Oh, that was awesome.
我感觉自己就像汤姆·克鲁斯一样 I feel like Tom Cruise.
什么情况 What the hell is...
天哪 Oh, my God.
把那裙子从我脸上拿开 Get that dress out of my face!
小家伙 Boy?
操 Oh, f...
好吧 Okay.
不会吧 Oh, no.
好了 我觉得应该清干净了 Okay, all right, I think I'm good.
应该都弄掉了 I think I got 'em all.
怎么了 What?
天哪 不要啊 God! No!
你这只臭狗 You! You! You!
这事都怪你 你脑子进水了吗 This is all your fault! What is wrong with you?
你为什么不听我的话 为什么 Why don't you listen to me, huh? Huh?
你知道你刚刚做了什么吗 You have any idea what you just did?
你差点害我们俩没命 You just almost got us killed!
我们应该互相照应的 好吗 We are supposed to care about each other, okay?
我就不会这么对你 I would never do that to you,
绝不会 你背叛了我 天哪 never! You bailed on me! Oh, my God!
那条破裙子 我再也受不了了 That freakin' dress! I can't take it anymore!
亲爱的艾米 情况并不好 Dear Aimee, It's not looking good.
而所谓的"情况" 我已经忘了我要说什么了 And by "It," I don't remember what I was talking about.
我感觉不到我的脚了 I can't feel my feet.
脸也麻木了 Or my face.
我觉得我快死了 I think I'm dying.
我要杀了你 乔尔·道森 我要像吃花菜一样吃掉你 I'm gonna kill you, Joel Dawson! I'm gonna eat you like broccoli!
像这样的蕨类里有抗毒血清 Ferns like these have an antivenom.
用来对付蛇或者鼻涕虫都很管用 Good in a pinch for snakes, slugs.
如果你找到了世界上最棒的狗 If you find the best dog ever,
那就是小家伙 that's Boy.
拜托 照顾好它 Please, look after him.
告诉它 我很抱歉 Tell him I'm sorry.
-你见过我的狗吗 -告诉它我爱它 - Have you seen my dog? - Tell him I love him.
你见过它吗 我之前吼它了 Have you seen him? I yelled at him.
不要把它叼着的裙子拿走 它不喜欢那样 And don't take his dress out of his mouth. He doesn't like that.
现在我可能再也见不到它了 And now I might not ever see him again.
也拜托你不要冲它吼 我知道你不会的 And please don't shout at him. I know you won't.
乔尔 Joel.
天哪 Oh, my God.
-真的是你 -艾米 - It's you. - Aimee?
我不敢相信你居然真的做到了 I can't believe you made it.
天哪 你居然真的做到了 Oh, my God. I can't believe you made it.
你成功了 乔尔 You made it, Joel.
-你还好吗 -嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah.
你好美 Oh, you're so beautiful.
真不错 That was nice.
艾米 Aimee?
艾米 Aimee.
慢点 慢点 T-T-Take it easy. Take it easy.
你之前中了毒 现在还没完全恢复 你感觉如何 Still pretty messed up from all the poison. How do you feel?
我很好 I feel... I'm good.
真的 我没事 Good. No, I'm f... I-I'm okay.
旅途如何 你得把一切都告诉我 What was it like? I mean, you have to tell me everything.
其实吧 也没那么糟 Honestly, it wasn't that bad.
我也不知道其他人都在抱怨些什么 I don't know what everyone's complaining about.
-是吗 -不 其实糟透了 - Oh? - No, it was terrible.
我差点 死了好几次 I almost... died a lot.
见到你真好 It's so good to see you.
你能找到我 真的算我走运 I'm lucky you found me when you did.
关于那件事.... About that...
我们还 接了吻 And hey, we... kissed.
你当时出现了很严重的幻觉 You were hallucinating pretty hard.
那感觉真的很棒 不是吗 How amazing was that, huh?
你亲了老皮特 You kissed Old Pete.
-你好 皮特 -是哦 - Hi, Pete. - Oh. Yeah.
那就很搞笑了 That'd be hilarious.
看来我真的亲了 Oh, yeah, I really did.
看来这事要给我留下永久的心理阴影了 I don't know how to move on from this.
所以你在无线电里说的那事.... What was that you said on the radio about, uh...
嗯 有个游艇舰长和他的船员突然出现了 No. Yeah. This yacht captain and his crew show up out of the blue.
-你刚刚是说了游艇舰长吗 -没错 - Did you say a yacht captain? - Yeah, yeah.
他说他能给我们找到一个安全的据点 一个新家 And he says he can find us a safe place to live and a new home.
我现在正在收拾东西 I'm trying to pack everything up right now.
为什么要叫他游艇舰长 Why is he called a yacht captain?
因为他是艘游艇的舰长啊 白痴 'Cause he's the captain of the yacht, you moron.
天哪 和善点 比尔 Oh, my God. Be nice, Bill.
-怎么了 -我还想听他们说话呢 - What? - I'm trying to listen.
所以 我只是想对你说一些话... So anyway, I just wanted to say something to you, though...
艾米 艾米 Aimee! Aimee!
主管道又泄漏了 We got another leak in the main line.
那破管子把淡水喷得到处都是 Bastard's spitting freshwater all over the beach!
好 多谢提醒 珍妮丝 我马上就过去 Yeah, yeah, thank you, Janice. I'll be right there.
你好 乔尔 Hi, Joel.
你好 珍妮丝 很高兴见到你 Hey, Janice. Good to meet you.
-拜托... -大家都好老 - Please... - Everyone's so old.
-你来得不巧 -嗯 - You came at a crazy time. - Yeah.
-咱们能之后再谈吗 -嗯 - Can we put a pin in this? - Yeah.
之后再谈吧 Put a pin in it. Sure.
你好 Hey, man.
都散架了 艾米 It's all falling apart, Aimee.
我不知道这是什么情况 咱们该怎么办 I don't know what's happening here. What can we do?
嗯 我知道 珍妮丝 我很抱歉 Yeah, I know, Janice. I'm sorry.
珍妮丝 你能把扳手递给我吗 Janice, will you just... Will you give me the wrench?
这真是一团糟 This is a shitshow.
是谁把海藻放在大太阳底下的 Who left the kelp out in the sun?
这早就该被收起来了 That was meant to be packed up already.
-这会招来苍蝇的 -它肿起来了 - It's gonna bring in the flies. - It's swellin' up.
嗯 正常的脚不会是这个颜色 Yeah, I don't think feet are meant to be that color.
来得正好 Perfect timing.
各位 这是乔尔 这是达娜和罗科 Guys! Joel, this is Dana and Rocko.
-你好吗 -他俩就是从船上来的 - What's up? - These are the guys from the yacht.
好吧 Cool.
那是个臂炮吗 Is that a... Is that an arm cannon?
自制的 Homemade.
所以 你们哪个是游艇舰长 So which one... which one of you is the yacht captain?
就是在下 布鲁克斯·威尔金森舰长 Guilty as charged. Captain Brooks Wilkinson.
-来自澳大利亚皇家海军 -天哪 - Royal Australian Navy. - Oh, dear God.
已经退役了 我的伙伴都叫我舰长 Retired, of course. My mates call me Cap.
你好吗 How you doing, man?
你已经见过那些标本了 I see you've met these specimens,
但这位美丽的女士 才是我们的游艇 but this beautiful lady, that's our yacht.
在我看来有点花哨 不过她很好用 A little showy for my taste, but she gets the job done.
舰长 这是乔尔 Cap, this is Joel.
乔尔 嗯 Joel. Right.
乔尔在地表跋涉了七天才来到这里 Joel ended up traveling seven days on the surface to get here.
-七天吗 -没错 七天 - Seven days? - Seven... Yeah, seven days.
-那可不是段轻松的旅程 乔尔 -是啊 - That is one hell of a journey, Joel. - It was. Yeah.
我不懂 你为什么要离开你的据点 乔尔 I don't get it. Why'd you leave your colony, Joel?
你被抓住偷食物了吗 You get caught stealing food?
不 我没被抓住偷食物 为什么人人都这么问 No, I didn't get caught stealing food. Why is that such a thing?
他是为爱而来的 He came for love.
不错 伙计 这很浪漫 Good on ya, mate. That's beautiful.
没有比爱更令人钦佩的任务了 There is no mission more admirable than love.
每个称职的水手都知道这一点 Every sailor worth his salt knows that.
舰长 我们到底还烤不烤这玩意 Yo, Cap. We cooking this shit or what?
我仿佛肩扛着金刚的蛋蛋 沉死了 Feel like I got King Kong's nuts on my shoulders, man.
你这样很有魅力 罗科 真的 That's charming, Rock, really.
乔尔 你看起来很懂烧烤 Joel, you look like a man who knows his way around a barbecue.
-我不会 -来帮我们生火吧 - I... don't... - Come help us get a fire started.
其实吧 我打算... Actually, I'm gonna...
-跟艾米叙会儿旧 如果可以的话 -嗯 - catch up with Aimee for a sec, if it's... - Yeah.
不好意思 职业病 I apologize. I... Old habits.
你一出现 我就习惯性地发号施令了 You show up and... here I am trying to give you orders.
我就不打扰你们了 I'll give you guys some privacy, yeah?
-谢谢 -嗯 有礼了 - Thank you. - Yeah, namaste.
我就想 如果你... I was gonna just, if you...
-乔尔 -怎么了 - Hey, Joel. - Yeah?
我们今晚要办个超酷的离岸派对 We're throwing a killer going-away party tonight.
没什么特别花哨的 但... Nothing fancy, but...
咱们可以一起喝一杯 来为你接风洗尘 we'll have a drink together to welcome you to the colony.
好吧 Okay.
第一杯啤酒我请 First beer's on me.
谢了 Thanks.
他人不错 He's nice.
他会自己酿酒 Brews his own beer.
-你好 亲爱的 -你好吗 - Hello, darling. - How are you?
那是当然 Course he does.
抱歉 现在我要忙的事情太多 I'm sorry. There's just so much going on right now.
-你介意我边收边聊吗 -不介意 - Do you mind? - Yeah.
最近忙疯了 It's crazy.
这里挺不错的 Pretty nice here, you know.
为什么你们非得离开 Why, uh... why do you have to leave?
-这里美是美 但不安全 -嗯 - It's beautiful. It's just not safe. - Right.
大家成天担惊受怕 Everyone's afraid.
你们那边都是年轻力壮的人 Even your bunker got breached,
-但就算这样你们的地堡也被攻破过 -嗯 - and you're all young and strong. - Yeah.
艾米 Aimee?
抱歉 我知道你现在有很多事要忙 但是 Sorry. I know you got, like, a lot going on, but, uh...
我大老远跑来就是为了见你 you know, I came... I came all the way here to see you,
那我就...直说了 and so I'm just... checkin' in.
我想知道你对此作何感受 Just wondering how you're... feeling about that.
我觉得这是世界上最浪漫的事 I think it's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done.
真的吗 好吧 那就好 因为... You do? Okay. Okay, good, 'cause, um...
但听着 乔尔... But listen, Joel, um...
跟你在无线电里交谈能让我逃避一下 talking to you on the radio was such a nice escape
现实中负责这个据点所承受的压力 from the stress of running this colony.
嗯 Yeah.
并且... And, um...
你大概是我之前认识的人里 唯一还活着的了 I mean, you're probably the only person left alive from my old life.
就费尔菲尔德的那些人 From Fairfield.
你还有个"但是"要说 对吗 Oh. There's a... There's a "But" Coming, isn't there?
但我没想到你真的会来 乔尔 But I didn't think you'd actually come here, Joel.
见到你我很高兴 但我不是... And I am so happy to see you. I'm just not...
我已经不是过去的那个我了 你懂吗 I'm not the same person that I used to be, you know?
七年了 这是段很长的时光 Seven years, that's a long time.
我失去了很多人 我妈妈 我的朋友们 I've... I've lost people. My mom, my friends, and...
去年我失去了某个人... Last year I lost someone...
他对我来说有着特殊的意义 and he meant a lot to me.
天哪 我感觉自己像个白痴 Oh, man, I feel like such an idiot.
-不 别这样 -我甚至没有... - No. No, don't. - I didn't even...
我甚至没在出发前问问你的意见 I didn't even ask you if I should come.
我就头脑一热 然后就出发了 I just got so excited, and I... I left.
我不知道我怎么想的 I don't know what I thought.
其实我知道我是怎么想的 Well, I know what I thought.
我想着 我会来到这里 然后让你神魂颠倒 I'd come and... and sweep you off your feet,
然后我们就能幸福快乐 and we'd be happy.
乔尔 Oh, Joel.
但你...并不想要...我 But you... didn't w-want... me.
对不起 我应该在无线电里说些什么的 I am so sorry. I should have said something on the radio or...
不 没关系 没事的 No. It's okay. It's okay.
我知道事态的发展并不符合你的预期 但是... I know this isn't how you pictured this going, but...
你会跟我们一起走的 对吧 you'll still come with us, right?
跟着你们 坐船离开吗 Come with you... on the... yacht?
这是我们活下去的机会 This is our shot at survival.
给舰长一个机会吧 Give Cap a chance.
再说一个 Tell us.
是啊 来嘛 舰长 再说一个故事 Yeah, come on, Cap. Tell us another story.
-是啊 说嘛 -在阿加莎那事发生四年后 - Yeah, come on. - Four years post-Agatha.
布里斯班皇家海军舰艇 第一班 HMS Brisbane. First watch.
我是第一个看见它翻过墙的人 I was the first person to see it coming over the wall.
一只巨蜥 有两层楼那么高 Giant lizard, two stories high.
我拉响了警报 但为时已晚 I sounded the alarm. Too late.
那一晚 我们损失了1032条人命 We lost 1,032 souls that night.
我们这些活下来的人跑到了海上 Those of us that survived took to the sea.
我是说 我们确实输掉了这场战争 I mean, make no mistake. We have lost this war. Right?
人类在陆地上毫无立足之地 但在海上 There is no place for mankind on land. But out there?
在海上我们就有机会了 There we got a chance.
我有一个... I've got a...
抱歉 我有个问题要问 Sorry. Just got a... question.
我在地表活过了七天 I survived seven days on the surface,
如果连我都能做到 那么任何人都能 and... if I can do that, literally anyone can.
在地表生存了七天 真厉害 Seven days on the surface? I'm impressed.
所以或许我们还有机会... 去抗争 So maybe we still have a chance... to fight
然后... 赢... and... and, you know, win, uh...
把我们的世界赢回来 win our... win our world back.
我有个计划 但如果你有更好的方案 我洗耳恭听 I have a plan. And if you have a better one, mate, I'm... I'm all ears.
我愿意站在你那边 And I will stand by your side.
你想听听我的计划吗 You wanna hear my... You wanna hear my plan?
就... It's, uh...
就是... just, uh...
我没有计划... I got nothing, uh...
是我不好 Hey, that's on me.
我无意让你尴尬 伙计 I-I didn't mean to put you on the spot, mate. It's...
艾米告诉我你做的蔬菜通心粉汤还不赖 Well... Aimee tells me you make a mean minestrone.
而且你很擅长鼓捣无线电 And you're great on the radio.
而我正好需要一个通讯专家 Lord knows I need a comms expert.
还有一个能教教罗科厨艺的人 Someone to teach Rocko how to cook.
你们这里有可用的无线电吗 我想联系一下我的据点 Do you guys have a radio I could use? I want to contact my colony.
7045 这里是3022 收到请回答 7045, this is 3022. Come in.
7045 这里是3022 有人在吗 7045, this is 3022. Is anyone there?
蒂姆 艾娃 有人在吗 完毕 Tim? Ava? Anyone. Over.
舰长觉得你可能会需要点零食 Cap thought you might need a snack.
你知道吗 他会自己酿酒 You know, he brews his own beer.
-嗯 我听说了 -挺好喝的 - Yep. Yeah, I heard. - It's good, man.
-好的 谢谢 -没事 - Cool. Thank you. - Yeah.
乔尔的地图指南
我们永远是你的家人 爱你 卡拉
她最好值得你去冒险 蒂姆
我们爱你 乔尔 希望你早日归来 凯伦
格蒂也会想你的 格蒂
早点回家吧 乔尔 玛雅
喂 有人在吗 Hello? Is someone there?
在的 在的 Hey. Yeah! Yeah!
我在 是你吗 雷 我是乔尔 Yeah, Ray, is that you? It's me. It's Joel.
乔尔 天哪 Joel? Oh, my God!
各位 是乔尔 他成功了 Hey, guys! It's Joel. He made it!
-你在开玩笑吧 -各位 - You're kidding! - Hey. Hey, guys!
是我 我是乔尔 我现在很安全 It's me. It's Joel. I'm... I'm... I'm safe.
我成功过来了 我在艾米的据点 I-I made it. I'm at Aimee's colony.
-他做到了 -乔尔 天哪 你还活着 - He made it! - Joel! Oh, my God, you're alive?
能听到你们的声音 感觉真好 It's so good to hear your guys' voices.
我们也是 伙计 So good to hear you, too, buddy.
-你还好吗 -我感觉真的过了好久 - Are you okay? - I feel like it's been so long.
-我有好多话想对你们说 -跟我们说说你的见闻 - I've got so much to tell you guys. - Tell us what you've seen.
-我看见了一只沙地贪食怪的老大 -那是什么东西 - I saw a queen Sandgobbler. - What's a queen Sandgobbler?
我也不知道 但我把它炸死了 It's... I don't know, but I blew it up.
我用手榴弹把它炸死了 I blew it up with a hand grenade!
你们敢相信吗 You believe that?
你哪儿来的手榴弹 Where'd you get a grenade?
嗯 真的很刺激 然后... Yeah, it was so awesome, and...
还有什么 还有什么 我遇到了两个很酷的幸存者 What else? What else? Uh, I met these two really cool survivors.
他们教会了我很多知识 And they taught me all these things.
他们就生活在地表... You know, they live on the surface and...
对了 还有 我遇到了一台梅维斯 And, oh, oh, oh! I met a Mav1s.
-我跟一台真的梅维斯聊天了 -不会吧 她是什么样的 - I talked to a real live Mav1s. - No way! What's she like?
她... 掌握着很多信息 感情也很丰富 还有... She was... very informative, emotionally, and...
我还养了只狗 And I got a dog too...
-乔尔 你有狗了吗 -你和艾米怎么样了 - Wow, Joel. You got a dog? - And how is it with Aimee?
我们俩... Uh, really...
挺好的 really good.
乔尔 你居然真的活着走完了这一路 真不可思议 Joel, you simply surviving that journey, it's incredible.
我们为你骄傲 乔尔 We're proud of you, Joel.
天哪 我真的好想你们 Man, I really miss you guys.
你们那边情况如何 跟我说说吧 How is, uh... How is everything back there? Give me the update.
不太好 我们被攻破了好几次 Not good. We've had multiple breaches.
被攻破了好几次 什么意思 大家都还好吗 Multiple breaches? What do you mean? Is everyone okay?
不太好 我们应该不能在这里久留了 Not really. I don't think we can stay here much longer.
你们还在吗 Guys?
我们现在还活着 We're surviving for now.
"现在还活着" 什么 雷 还听得到吗 "Surviving for now." What? Sur... Ray? Hey, guys!
不要啊 该死 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.
喂 你们还听得到吗 Hello, guys, can you hear me?
有人在吗 Guys?
我得回去 I gotta go back.
我在这里做什么 What am I doing here?
紫色浆果 Purple berries.
美味的 有毒的浆果
小家伙让我别吃
一只巨蜥 有两层楼那么高 从墙上爬过来了 Giant lizard, two stories high, coming over the wall.
那些看起来像蜥蜴的玩意完全不会攀爬 The lizard-looking ones can't climb for shit.
那个混蛋在撒谎 Lying son of a bitch.
混蛋 Son of a bitch!
你们都很喜欢喝这个 对吧 Y'all like this shit, huh?
艾米 Aimee.
艾米 艾米 艾米 Hey, hey. Aimee, Aimee, Aimee.
乔尔 Joel!
-我得跟你谈谈 -乔尔 - I have to talk to you. - Joel!
你喝醉了 Oh, you're so drunk.
性感 超级强壮 超棒的乔乔·道森 Hot, super ripped, super awesome Joely-Joely Dawson!
艾米 拜托 Aimee, please.
这真的很重要 我有事要跟你谈 This is super important. I need to talk to you about something.
你得立刻带所有人离开这里 You have to get everyone out of here right now.
我觉得马上就要有坏事发生了 真的 Okay, I think something bad is about to happen. I'm telling you.
我能感觉到 这氛围...很不妙 I can feel it. This is a bad... This is a bad vibe.
我觉得他在谋划些什么 I think he's planning something.
我觉得他不是来救你们的 I don't think he's here to save you.
-谁啊 -游艇舰长 他想给我下毒 - Who? - The yacht captain. He tried to poison me.
舰长啊 舰长就在那边 他在跳舞呢 Cap. Cap's right there. He's dancing.
天哪 我讨厌他 我恨死他了 Oh, my... I hate him. I hate him so much.
听着 他给了我一些有毒的浆果 好吗 Listen, he gave me these poison berries, okay?
我知道那些浆果有毒是因为我的狗告诉过我 And I know that the berries are poison because my dog told me.
你有只会说话的狗吗 You have a talking dog?
-别这样 艾米 -我可喜欢狗了 - No, no, no, Aimee. - I love dogs!
它说什么了 那只小可爱在哪儿呢 What'd he say? Where is the little fella?
有人倒下了 Man down!
拜托 请你听我说 Please. Please try to listen to me.
我需要你的帮助 有事快要发生了 I need your help. Something's gonna happen.
你的据点正处于危险之中 Your colony, they're in danger.
-乔尔 -怎么了 - Joel. - What?
乔尔 Joel!
妈的 Oh, shit.
-艾米 艾米 -乔尔 乔尔 你还好吗 - Aimee? Aimee? - Joel? Joel, are you okay?
早上好 Good morning.
乔尔 抱歉冲你脸上招呼了一拳 Joel, I'm sorry about the fist to your face.
我不能让你在无线电里说我们的坏话 I couldn't have you talking shit about us on the radio.
我不想搞砸这件事 I didn't wanna mess this up.
达娜 动手吧 Dana, take care of it.
达娜 不要 别炸无线电塔 Dana, d-don't. Not the radio tower!
-你在干什么 -你疯了吗 - What are you doing? - Are you crazy?
你们大概已经发现 我们并没有在游览航行 So, you probably figured out we're not on a pleasure cruise.
我的船员和我想感谢你们慷慨的捐赠 My crew and I want to thank you for your generous donations.
食物 水 补给 药品 Food, water, supplies, medicine.
我们对此不胜感激 We greatly appreciate it.
它会帮助我们支撑到下一个在海岸边的无助据点 It will see us through to the next helpless colony down the coast.
他是个偷食物的贼 He's a food stealer!
-你说得没错 -嗯 - You're right. - Yeah.
但没那么简单 But it's not that simple.
目前世界上已经基本没有化石燃料了 The world is basically devoid of fossil fuels.
反正不够启动一艘游艇 Not enough to run a yacht on, anyway.
所以我的船员和我 我们为了生存 得随机应变 So my crew and I, we had to improvise just to survive.
然后我们就找了一个十分特别的动力源 And we found a real special fuel source.
-其实是罗科找到的 对不对 大个子 -确实是我 - Actually, Rocko did. Didn't ya, big fella? - Yeah, that was me.
十吨重的动力源 就被拴在游艇的前面 Ten tons of pure power, chained to the front of that yacht.
她现在正在沉睡 She's sleeping now.
但她很快就会饿的 She will be hungry soon.
什么 What?
我还能说什么呢 Well, what can I say?
当末日来临 一切都会变得很疯狂 Shit gets crazy in the apocalypse.
天哪 Oh, my God.
快跑 Run!
萝丝 Rose!
天哪 我们会死的 Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
好吧 我得先想办法把手腾出来 Mkay. Just gotta find a way to free my hands from the...
我得阻止这些人抢走我们的东西 I have to stop these bastards from taking our stuff!
天哪 Oh, my...
连你都能走完噩梦般的137公里 You traveled 85 miles across hell.
我觉得我拿下三个混蛋不是问题 I think I can stop three assholes.
-巨蟹就交给你了 -什么 - You get the crab! - What?
真是垂死挣扎 This is desperate.
艾米 Aimee?
天哪 Holy shit.
不要啊 别过来 No, no, no, no, no!
小家伙 小家伙 Boy? Boy!
小家伙 你好啊 Boy! Hey!
达娜 快毙了那只狗 Dana? Shoot the dog.
艾米 Aimee!
不 No!
罗科 该走了 咱们快... Rocko? Time to go. Let's mo...
想都别想 Oh, no, you don't.
小家伙 你现在听好 Boy! I need you to listen to me right now.
你看到那边了吗 去叫醒艾米 You see over there? Go get Aimee.
咱们走 Let's move it!
快去 快 快 Go now. Now. Now!
抱歉我之前吼你了 I'm sorry I yelled at you!
快点 Move.
好吧 巨蟹 你想尝尝... Okay, crab, you want some of...
好吧 Okay!
听着 你不会想招惹我的 Listen. You don't wanna do this.
不好 Oh, no!
-乔尔 -艾米 - Joel! - Aimee!
艾米 艾米 把臂炮扔给我 我知道怎么杀它了 Aimee! Aimee, throw me the cannon! I know how to kill it!
看看它们的眼睛就知道了 You can always tell in the eyes.
你还在等什么 快开炮啊 What are you doing? Shoot it!
快开炮 别磨叽了 Shoot it! What are you waiting for?
-快杀了它 -妈的 快开炮啊 - Kill it! - Goddamn it, shoot it!
一针穿水 Needle through water.
舰长 Cap?
你自由了 You're free.
天哪 Oh, my God.
该死 咱们要完蛋了 咱们完蛋了 Oh, shit, we're gonna die. We're dying.
不 No!
你刚刚真厉害 That was amazing.
什么 What?
-我 厉害 -是啊 - Amazing? Me? - Yeah.
你觉得我... You thought I was...
-谢谢你 乔尔 -是吗 - Thank you, Joel. - Yeah?
嗯 要是我 我就会直接杀了他 Yeah, well, I would've done it different,
不过你这么做也很好 but... you did all right.
好吧 Okay.
抱歉 嗯 你就... Sorry. Yeah, just...
看上去好多了 好好照顾它 That's looking better. Take care of it.
-再见 -各位再见 - Bye now. - Bye, guys.
-你能拿走这个吗 -嗯 - Can you move this? - Yeah.
艾米 Aimee.
我得回我的据点 去看看他们怎么样了 I gotta get back to my colony, see if they're okay.
是啊 应该的 Right, yeah. Yeah.
某些朋友告诉我 高山上有个地方可以住 Some friends of mine told me that there's a place in the mountains,
在那里应该可以不被怪物侵扰 I guess, that's safe from the monsters.
所以也许我们都会往那边去 So maybe we'll all head there.
能看到活生生的你 It was really cool to just... to see you in action,
能看到你照顾这些人 这真的很酷 and... I don't know, how you take care of all these people, and then...
你能来我很高兴 I'm so glad you came.
我得走了 我很担心他们 I gotta go. I'm worried about 'em.
嗯 Yeah.
但我有东西要送给你 But I had something for you.
天哪 Oh, my God.
鳄鱼卡尔 Crocodile Carl?
-天哪 -我知道 - Oh, my God. - I know.
我觉得还是该把它还给你 Thought you should have him back finally.
给你... Here, uh...
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不 我不能拿 你需要它 No, I can't take that. You need it.
不不不 我想让你收下 这对我意义重大 No, no, no. I want you to take it. It'd mean a lot to me.
真的 收下吧 Really, take it.
我都记在脑子里了 所以我可以再写一份 I got it all up here, anyway. So I can always make copies.
多谢你启发了我 让我... Thanks for inspiring me to...
走了这一程 take this trip.
这是我做过的最棒的决定 It's the best decision I ever made.
好了 我该走了 All right, uh, I'm gonna go.
-嗯 -小家伙 走吧 - Yeah. - Boy, come on!
-万事小心 -你也是 - Be careful. - Yeah, you, too.
-再见 艾米 -再见 - Bye, Aimee. - Bye.
这个吻... That was...
-很不错 -是啊 - Great. - Yeah.
我会去找你的 I'll come find you.
你最好会来 You better.
好了 Okay.
我叫乔尔·道森 My name is Joel Dawson.
我24岁 并且我在地表活过了七天 I'm 24 years old, and I survived seven days on the surface.
其实是两次 Twice, actually.
-乔尔 -乔尔 - Joel? - Joel?
你们好啊 You guys!
-天哪 -你们好啊 - Oh, my God! - Hey, hey, hey!
因为一些陌生人的慷慨相助 和一只狗狗的好意 I'm alive because of the generosity of a few strangers
我才会活到现在 and the kindness of a great dog.
我的同伴和我正朝着高山进发 My colony and I are headed to the mountains.
那里的怪物更少 There's supposed to be less monsters there.
不要误会 地表确实很危险 And don't get me wrong. The surface is a dangerous place.
但我并不觉得躲在地下是长久之计 But I don't think hiding underground is the answer anymore.
外面还有一个广阔 美丽 精彩的世界 There is a great big, beautiful, inspiring world out there.
我知道你们觉得这不可能 但实则不然 And I know you think it might be impossible, but it's not.
如果连我都能在地表活下去 那么任何人都能 If I can survive out here, anybody can.
就像有个好友曾经告诉过我的那样 It's like a good friend once told me.
吃一堑才会长一智 Good instincts are earned by making mistakes.
如果你够走运 犯了些错又熬了过去 If you're lucky enough to survive a few mistakes,
那你在野外就没问题了 you're gonna do all right out here.
在这份录音中 In this recording,
你们会得知我所了解的关于新世界的一切 you'll find everything I know about our new world.
其中很多都是我历尽艰险才知道的 Most of this I had to learn the hard way.
希望这些知识会让你们的路更好走一些 Hopefully, it'll make your way a little easier.
把舱门打开吧 So crank open that hatch.
好了 走吧 Okay, come on.
去呼吸一下新鲜空气 去享受你的生活 Breathe some fresh air. Go. Live your life.
这并不容易 但它很值得 It won't be easy, but it'll be worth it.
我跋涉了137公里 I traveled 85 miles to find
却发现我在地底想了七年的东西 what I had been missing below ground for seven years
原来一直就在我的头顶上 was right above my head this whole time.
那感觉真的很不可思议 And it's incredible.
对了 还有最后一件事 不要停下 Oh, and one last thing. Don't settle.
你不必如此 就算现在是世界末日也不必 You don't have to. Not even at the end of the world.
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乔尔·道森 说话完毕 Signing off, Joel Dawson.
"不要停下" 那是我说的话 "Don't settle"? That's my line.
这是段很长的路 孩子 希望你清楚自己在做什么 It's a long journey, kid. I hope you know what you're doing.
他肯定稀里糊涂的 雪蜘蛛可能会抓住他 He definitely doesn't. Snow Spiders will probably get him.
这可不太妙 That's not a good way to go.
它们会把他撕成碎片的 They will tear him apart.
-不 他会有办法的 -可能吧 - Nah, he'll figure it out. - Possibly.