不\NNo.
不\NNo!
不\NNo.
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不要\NNo!
翻译 Dungatar 独角马
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别杀我\NNo!
六岁时我父母去世了\NMy parents died when I was six.
一场车祸\NCar crash.
我被送去和托尼叔叔一起生活\NI was sent to live with my Uncle Tony.
我从没见过他\NI'd never met him before, but Tony was cool.
起初他很酷\NAt first.
虐待狂都是耐心的混账\NSadists are patient motherfuckers.
头一年他平白无故地送我玩具\NHe spent the first year getting me toys for no reason
晚餐还有冰淇淋\Nand having ice cream for dinner
教我骑自行车和运算\Nand teaching me how to ride a bike and add fractions.
我是个孤儿\NI was some orphan kid
只要他每周给我一个拥抱我就会爱他\Nso he could've given me a hug a week and I would've loved him.
他第一次伤害我是在圣诞节\NThe first time he hurt me was on Christmas.
他买了\NHe bought himself
一个低压电棒\Na little low-volt cattle prod.
几天后 我第一次挨打\NA couple of days later, I got my first spanking
因为没盖牙膏的盖子\Nfor leaving the top off the toothpaste.
流血了两天\NI was bleeding for two days from it.
我很抱歉\NI'm so sorry.
十六岁生日时他给了我致命一击\NHe saved the real coup de grâce for my 16th birthday.
他答应送我一件永生难忘的礼物\NHe promised me a gift I would never forget.
他把我塞进车里\NHe loaded me in the car.
我们开了六小时到亚利桑那州的沙漠里\NAnd we drove for six hours into the desert in Arizona.
我原以为他会杀了我\NI thought maybe he was just gonna kill me
然后埋在荒芜里\Nand bury me out there.
但之后我们去了图森\NBut then we got to Tucson
停在市郊一个破旧的建筑前\Nand pulled into one of those shitty suburban developments.
托尼过于兴奋 尿裤子了\NTony was pissing his pants, he was so excited.
有一辆车驶入车道\NA car pulled into the driveway
托尼掏出手机开始给我录像\Nand he got out his phone to videotape me
我看见一对夫妇\Nas I watched the couple who lived there
从车里出来\Nget out of their car.
那是我父母\NIt was my parents.
他们根本没死\NThey never died.
托尼不是我叔叔\NTony wasn't my uncle.
他不过是我父母抛弃我后\NHe was just some prick they sold me to
卖给的随便哪个男人\Nwhen they were done with me.
太可怕了\NThat's horrible.
看到他们我甚至没有流泪\NI didn't even cry when I saw them.
我心如死灰\NI just let myself die inside.
感受到的只有痛苦与仇恨\NAll I felt was pain and hate.
我想杀掉所看到的所想到的生物\NI wanted to kill every living thing I saw or thought about.
幸运的是 我最恨的人是自己\NFortunately, the person I hated the most was me.
所以我决定先自杀\NSo I decided to kill myself first
给世界省不少麻烦\Nand save the world all the trouble.
为什么是这儿\NWhy here?
住在洛杉矶的人都知道这儿\NAnyone who lives in L.A. knows about this place.
至少所有痴迷于著名凶杀的人\NAnyone obsessed with famous murders, at least
人尽皆知\Nwhich is, like, everyone.
如果他们在这里找到我\NI thought it would make news
那我就能上新闻\Nif they found me in here.
当时没人住在这里\NNo one was living here at the time
所以我溜了进来割腕自杀\Nso I snuck in and slit my wrists.
没人告诉我如果死在这儿\NNo one told me that if you die here
会被困在这鬼地方\Nyou're stuck here forever!
我不记得有新闻报道过\NI don't remember hearing anything on the news.
负责这套房子的房产经纪人\NThe Realtor who was selling the house
发现了我的尸体和留下的字条\Nfound my body and the note.
她把我的尸体埋在后院\NShe buried my bones in the backyard
并烧了字条\Nand burned the note.
真他妈讽刺\NFucking irony.
尽管这样 你在这儿过得挺开心\NYou seem happy here, though.
来吧\NCome.
和我在一起\NBe here with me.
我知道你喜欢我\NI know you're like me.
自杀吧\NKill yourself
这样我们就能永远在一起\Nand we can be together forever.
不管是死是活 一两个月\NIt's not that hard to hide one girl
要藏一个女孩儿没那么难\Nalive or dead, for a month or two.
甚至更久 但四个女孩\NEven longer. But four of them?
几乎可以肯定有一位姑娘会逃跑\NYou're almost guaranteed one of them would get away
-或者现身 -希望她们平安\N- or turn up. - Well, we're praying for them.
即使她们曾欺负过我们女儿\NEven after the way they bullied our daughter.
不敢想象她们父母在经历什么\NCan't imagine what their parents are going through.
在她们失踪后\NIs there some new information since you guys came around
你们有什么新进展吗\Nright after they disappeared?
因为我们没有新信息可提供了\N'Cause we have nothing new to offer.
我们得到许可\NWe finally got a warrant to check
查看你女儿的手机记录\Nyour daughter's cell phone records.
直播结束一小时后\NShe called the girls from here
她从这儿给女孩们打了电话\Nabout an hour after the livestream.
根据失踪女孩的快拍软件的定位\NAccording to the missing girl's Snapchat tracking
她们一起开车来这儿 然后二十分钟后\Nthey all drove here together, and about 20 minutes later
手机就停止发送\Ntheir cell phones stopped transmitting
-任何信号了 -等等...\N- any signal at all. - W-Wait...
你是说她们那晚在这儿\NYou're saying they were here that night?
但车子在玛雅家门口找到的\NBut their car was found out front of that girl Maya's house.
开过去五分钟 走回来半小时\NFive-minute drive there, half-hour walk back.
那晚某人可以轻易地开车过去\NSomeone could have easily driven it back that night
再走回来\Nand walked home.
抱歉 你是说\NI-I'm sorry, are you saying
斯嘉丽和这一切\Nthat think Scarlett had something to do
-有关吗 -拜托\N- with this? - Come on.
像你们说的 她们有四个人\NLike you said, there were four of them.
斯嘉丽才十六岁 上学期体育课还挂科\NScarlett's a 16-year-old girl who failed gym last semester.
她有个朋友 但当晚不在这儿\NShe has one friend, and she wasn't here that night.
可她有你们\NShe has you guys.
好\NOkay.
好 我们没什么好谈的\NOkay. Yeah. We're done talking here
除非有律师在场\Nat least not without a lawyer present.
我们说的任何话 都会被他们故意曲解\NAnything we say now, they're just gonna twist and turn
来配合他们的说辞\Nto fit their narrative.
请离开这里\NPlease just leave.
保持联系\NWe will be in touch.
好\NOkay.
他们想打探什么\NWhat'd they want?
亲爱的 你有什么想跟我们说的吗\NIs there something you need to tell us, sweetheart?
我们爱你\NBecause we love you.
不管发生什么 我们尽所能\NNo matter what, we will always do
永远保护你\Neverything we can to protect you.
我没有伤害那些女孩\NI didn't hurt those girls.
但她们当晚在这儿\NBut they were here that night?
或许是鬼杀了她们\NMaybe the ghost killed them.
我们在等你 斯嘉丽\NWe're waiting for you, Scarlett.
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽...\NScarlett. Scarlett.
冒昧打扰 但我们需要安排一次密谈\NI'm sorry, but we need to schedule a session.
你可能觉得我死了就不再工作\NYou'd think in death I'd want to stop working
但你知道吗 即使死亡也不能阻止野心\Nbut you know what, not even death can stop ambition.
这么说吧\NLong way of saying:
如果你想找人聊 我随时恭候\NI'm here if you want to talk.
见鬼\NFuck.
你还想再杀我们一次吗\NYou gonna kill us again?
我们现在能杀了她吗\NCan we please kill her now?
我们还要等多久\NYeah, how long do we have to wait?
我们有大把时间\NWe've got all the time in the world.
但只能杀她一次\NSo, we can only kill her once
不过我们可以折磨她\Nbut we can torment her
确保她长期每晚都\Nand make sure she doesn't sleep at night
夜不能寐\Nfor a very long time.
那样她就不知道...\NBecause she'll never really know...
什么时候会动手了\NIs today the day they finally decide to do it?
难道她们是今天报复我吗\NIs today the day they finally get their revenge?
你们屁事都做不了\NYou're not gonna do shit.
我知道她 她是这儿的鬼\NI know her. She's a ghost here.
-她很... 可怕 -那又怎样 我们也是\N- She's... she's mean. - So what? So are we.
那可不一样\NNot like me.
-我们该走了 -我们四对一\N- We should go. - There's four of us and only one of her.
-那不重要 -她到底对你做了什么\N- It won't matter. - What the hell did she even do to you?
离她远点\NStay away from her
不然我保证把这房子\Nor I swear I'm gonna go turn this house
变成你们新的地狱\Ninto a new circle of hell for all of you.
自打学校那些女孩儿失踪之后\NWe expected her to be morose
我们以为她会变得孤僻\Nafter those girls from her school went missing
但已经过了将近两个月了\Nbut it's been almost two months now.
她不是应该觉得好些了吗\NShouldn't she be feeling better?
那些贱人失踪了 我才不难过\NI'm not bummed about those bitches going missing.
那怎么回事\NWell, then what is it?
你什么都不跟我们谈\NYou don't talk to us about anything anymore.
你看起来好几周都没睡了\NYou look like you haven't slept in weeks.
你还从没邀请尚蒂来家里\NI mean, you never have Shanti over.
这是为了她好\NThat's for her own good.
这话是什么意思\NWhat-what the hell does that mean?
我理解 亲爱的\NI understand, hon.
格兰特医生说这是正常现象\NDr. Grant told us that this could happen.
知道某地发生了可怕的事情\NThat knowing that awful things happened in a place
-会让你的内心更加阴暗 -天呐 又来了\N- can make your psyche darker. - My God. Not this again.
-他开始出现幻觉了 -别... 不当回事\N- He started to see things. - Don't be... dismiss me.
-他开始看到鬼魂了 -就一个\N- He started to see ghosts. - Just one.
能量场 你可以称之为鬼魂\NEnergy. I mean, you can call it a ghost.
-我想是这么叫的 -是啊\N- I-I think that's what it was. - Yeah.
不是普通的鬼魂\NIt wasn't just any ghost.
该死\NShit!!
猪头人 人形猪\NThe pig man. A man pig.
-一个长着猪头的鬼魂 -我谷歌了一下\N- A ghost with a... with a huge pig head on it. - I googled what it was.
这是都市传说 说一个芝加哥屠夫\NIt's an urban legend about a-a butcher from Chicago
-在19世纪 -然后他跑来找我\N- in the 1800s. - And he ran and got me.
但等我们回去的时候 他刚好就消失了\NBut by the time we made it back, he conveniently disappeared.
-但我闻到空气中有培根的味道 -这不是笑话 特洛伊\N- But I smelled bacon, bacon in the air. - This isn't a joke to me, Troy.
我看到了\NI saw something.
我们能成熟一点吗 拜托\NCan we grow up just a little bit? Please?
我解释不了...\NNow, I can't explain it...
我能解释 那晚他吃了安眠药\NI can. He had a Klonopin and three glasses
还喝了三杯夏敦埃酒\Nof Chardonnay that night.
你没告诉我你看到鬼了\NYou didn't tell me you were seeing ghosts.
所以你们上个月一直为此吵架吗\NIs that why you guys have been fighting for the past month?
不是 他后悔买下这栋房子了\NNo. He has cold feet about buying this place
所以假装这里闹鬼\Nand he is pretending that it's really haunted
好让我把它卖掉\Nto try to make me sell.
我可不想陪你\NWell, I'm not gonna play
玩这种无聊的游戏 迈克尔·温斯洛\Nyour Scooby-Doo games, Michael Winslow.
这是我的梦想\NThis is my dream.
这也是我的梦想 特洛伊 但我们要破产了\NIt was my dream too, Troy, but we're going broke.
以为我们自己能搞定 但事实并非如此\NWe thought we could handle this on our own, but we can't.
但承建商的报价又高得离谱\NAnd the bids we've gotten from the contractors are insane.
我只能去把养老金兑现了\NI'm gonna have to cash in my 401K.
特洛伊 考虑到你两位家人都不满意\NTroy, considering the fact that two of your family members
也许是时候重新考虑你的梦想了\Nare suffering, maybe it's time to reconsider your dream.
一个是个十几岁的女孩\NWell, you know, one of them is a teenaged girl
即使这个房子里没有恶灵\Nwho was pretty darn moody without the dark spirits
-也会喜怒无常 -谢谢您\N- of this house's help. - Thanks.
另一个是个自私的人\NAnd the other one is a selfish man
-我稍不服从 他就浑身炸毛 -我自私 你说我自私\N- who breaks out in hives whenever I get my way. - I'm selfish? I'm selfish?
-这就是事实 -我只是希望我们所有人\N- That's what's happening. - All I want is for all of us
能幸福地在一起\Nto be together and happy.
但我很害怕\NBut I am scared.
要么是我疯了 要么就是我们有危险\NEither I am losing my mind, or we're in danger here.
如果这地方的故事都是真的呢\NWh-What if the stories about this place are all true?
天呐\NMy God.
所以你才召集我们做心理治疗吗\NIs that why you called a family therapy session?
-我... -这样就能让她证实\N- I... - So you can get her to validate
-你那疯狂的鬼幻想 -不是我预约的 特洛伊\N- your insane ghost fantasies? - I didn't book the session, Troy.
-是你预约的 -天啊 迈克尔\N- You did. - Jesus Christ, Michael.
我从五金店回来的时候她就在了\NShe was here when I got home from the hardware store.
今天就到这里吧\NThat's all the time we have for today
但希望我们下周见\Nbut I'd like for all of us to meet again next week.
不用送了\NI'll see myself out.
虽然算不上完美 但...\NYou know, it's not perfect, but...
我还挺喜欢这里的\NI like it here.
我喜欢在这房子里的感觉\NI like how it feels to be in this house.
亲爱的 你感受不到这里强加的痛苦吗\NHoney, you don't feel all the pain that's been inflicted here?
当然感受到\NOf course I do.
我就喜欢这样的\NThat's what I like about it.
你找了哪家承建商\NSo, who's your contractor?
油管视频\NYouTube.
我们一直在自己装修\NYeah, we've-we've been sort of DIY'ing it.
网上有很多教学视频\NThere are some really informative videos online
各种内容都有\Nfor all kinds of stuff.
装电线 装石膏板\NWiring. Installing drywall.
要上去看看吗\NWant to go upstairs?
次卧\NSecond bedroom.
好了\NOkay.
这是我们女儿砌的墙\NYeah. Our, daughter actually finished that off.
她瞎了吗 还是说\NIs she blind? Or have some kind
她有某种学习障碍\Nof learning disability that makes her not be able
判断不出物体是否平衡吗\Nto know if something's level?
没有 据我所知没有\NNo, not as far as I know.
这句话听过吧 "在法庭上为自己辩护的人\NYou ever hear the saying, "A man who defends himself in court"
-是傻子" -当然\N- has an idiot for a client"? - Sure.
那你知道雇佣自己做承建商的人\NDo you know what a man who hires himself as a contractor
是什么吗\Nto fix his own house is?
穷光蛋\NBroke.
通常都离婚了\NUsually divorced.
如果你最终装修得一塌糊涂\NYou're not saving any money if you have to end up
不得不从头再来\Ndoing all the work again because you fucked it up
-反而得不偿失 -我知道\N- the first time. - I know, I know.
是我们... 自不量力了\NI just, I... We bit off too much.
我还没告诉我丈夫\NAnd I haven't told my husband this
但我一直在动用女儿的大学基金\Nbut I have been dipping into our daughter's college fund
继续搞装修 我知道\Nto keep things moving. I know.
我们会把钱都赚回来的\NI figure we'll get it all back
但前提是要尽快完成装修\Nbut only if we finish the job quickly.
所以我才找了你\NWhich is why I called you.
我们走投无路了 求你接手这项工程吧\NWe are overwhelmed. Please just tell me you'll take this job on.
有必要的话 我愿意跪下来求你\NI will drop to my knees and I will beg, if I have to.
你是怎么找到我的\NHow'd you find me?
只有你在安琪的承建商名册里\NYou were the only contractor who had a shirtless photo
用了半裸照\Nof himself on Angie's List.
-这年头想脱颖而出很难 -那你成功了\N- It's hard to stand out these days. - Well, mission accomplished.
迈克尔\NMichael.
这是亚当\NThis is, Adam.
他是个承建商 他的报价\NHe is a contractor, and his initial bid
比其他人低很多\Nwas much lower than the others.
除非是免费的 否则我们没钱付给他\NUnless it's free, we don't have the money to pay him.
我们没有多余的钱\NWe have almost no extra cash.
虽然你很擅长口交\NAnd while you may be great at sucking dick
但剩下的工程量巨大\Nwith all the work we have left to do
几次口交恐怕是杯水车薪\Na couple BJs aren't gonna make up the difference.
听我说 这个工程很受瞩目\NListen, this, it's a high-profile gig.
"我改造了鬼屋 活了下来"\N"I remodeled the haunted house and survived"
是个不错的揽客卖点\Nis a pretty good selling point for new clients.
要不我回头再来一趟 四处看看\NWhy don't I come back, I'll take a look around
我会大致估计一下\Nand I'll give you a rough estimate
要口交多少次才够完成这项工程\Nof how many BJs it would take for me to do the job.
我开玩笑的\NI'm kidding.
我会想办法让大家都满意的\NI know I can find a way to make this work for all of us.
-明天早上 行吗 -行 太棒了\N- Tomorrow a. m. cool? - Yes. That is wonderful.
-谢谢你 -客气了\N- Thank you. - Sure.
谢谢\NThanks.
你太残忍了\NYou're cruel.
什么意思\NWhat?
你以伤害别人为乐\NYou kind of get off on hurting people.
很狡猾 就好比你\NIt's subtle, like the joy you take
以不回电话为乐\Nin not returning a phone call
以第一个告诉别人\Nor being the first to tell someone
他们的伴侣出轨了为乐\Nthat their partner is cheating
以你参加了\Nor that you just came from a party
别人没有受邀的派对为乐... 你太狡猾了 特洛伊\Nthey weren't invited to... It's so subtle, Troy.
虽然看起来只是你的淘气行为\NIt just looks like a little bit of naughty fun.
但我知道对你来说不止如此\NBut I know it's more than that to you.
等等 你现在才发现我是这种人吗\NWait, you're just now realizing this about me?
-都二十年了 -不 我一直都知道\N- After 20 years? - No, I've always known.
我可能就喜欢这样 或者我不在乎\NI guess I liked it. Or I didn't care.
因为你从来没有对我残忍过\NBut that was because you never turned your cruelty toward me.
他只是个承建商 迈克尔 没有杀伤力\NHe is a contractor, Michael; he's not a weapon.
我都不认为他是同性恋\NAnd I don't even think he's gay.
这不是重点\NThat's not the point.
我们不是开放式关系\NWe don't have an open relationship
你在我们家那样跟他调情\Nand you flirting with him like that, in our house
当着我的面 那是对我们婚姻的\Nin front of me, that was an act of violence
-一种暴力行为 -迈克尔\N- towards our marriage. - Michael
你疯了\Nyou are losing your mind.
调情又不是做爱\NFlirting is not fucking, okay?
我需要一点生活和乐趣 我很抱歉\NI'm-I'm sorry if I needed a little bit of life and fun
因为我老公跟死人勾搭上了\Nsince my husband started consorting with the dead.
我们有麻烦了 特洛伊\NWe're in trouble, Troy.
赶紧离开这破房子\NWe need to get out of this fucking house.
不 迈克尔\NNo. No. Michael
我们得雇亚当过来装修完\Nwe need to hire Adam to help us finish the job here.
亲爱的 我们现在太上头了\NHoney, we're way over our heads, okay?
我保证 弄完之后\NI promise you, once we do
就好好谈谈下一步的计划\Nwe will have a real talk about what we want to do next.
行吗\NAll right?
你真觉得我很残忍吗\NDo you really think I'm cruel?
我也不知道我怎么想的\NI don't know what I think anymore.
这是我们之间的秘密 好吗\NThis has to be our secret, okay?
迈克尔和我不是开放式关系\NMichael and I do not have an open relationship.
连个按摩师的手活都没有吗\NNot even an HJ from a masseuse every now and again?
-没有 -还有你们这种同性恋呢\N- No. - What kind of gays are you?
好吧\NOkay.
我也刚结束一段不好的关系\NYou know, I just got out of a bad relationship, too.
和一个女人 所以... 我懂你\NTo a woman. So... I get what you're going through.
-好吧 -是的\N- Okay. - Yeah.
你是不是 在暗示\NYou weren't just, like, hinting
我应该离婚\Nthat you think that I should get a divorce?
你吗 完全没有\NYou? Not at all.
我只是跟你说我的事\NI was just telling you my truth.
好\NYeah.
只是 感觉迈克尔快疯了\NIt's, like, I mean, Michael is losing his mind.
我现在受不了他\NI can't stand him right now.
这房子之后肯定能赚大钱\NThis house is gonna pay off like a slot machine
但是我们必须投入全部精力\Nbut only if we put all of our energy into it.
这...\NIt's...
钱倒不是问题 只是他态度很消极\NOur finances are not the issue; his negativity is.
我明白 装修房子压力挺大的\NI get it. Redoing a house puts a strain on people
尤其是对感情来说\Nespecially relationships.
想要婚姻继续\NIf you want your marriage to survive
你就得在装修完成之前\Nyou should have sex with me as much as possible
尽可能多的跟我上床 分散注意力\Nto distract you until the job's done.
真的吗\NReally?
亚当先生\NSeñor Adam?
妈的\NFuck.
在这后面\NAll the way back here.
天\NGod.
我估计这里面可能有死浣熊什么的\NI think there's a dead racoon or something in there.
有可能\NYeah.
好吧\NOkay.
老天爷\NMy God.
天哪\NMy God.
不\NNo.
不 我们什么都不知道\NNo, we-we had no idea.
-不 求你们 我不... -不是我们\N- No, please. Please, I didn't... - That was not us. Okay?
妈的\NShit!
-卧槽 -妈的\N- What the fuck? - Fuck! Fuck!
-天哪 -卧槽\N- My God! - What the fuck?!
他是个好人 他会是个麻烦\NHe's a good man. He was gonna be a problem.
-干什么 -现在我们仨是一条船上的了\N- What the fuck? - Now all three of us are in this together.
-什么 你疯了吧 -不\N- What? Fuck you. You're crazy. - No, no, no.
我只是在抓住机会 跟你说实话\NI'm just seizing an opportunity. I'm gonna be honest with you.
我现在工作有点棘手\NI'm in kind of a tough spot right now, work-wise.
还有几个官司\NI've got a couple outstanding lawsuits
更别说离婚了\Nnot to mention my divorce
我还偷了客户的钱\Nand I may or may not have stolen some clients' funds.
-什么... -现在我可都坦白了\N- Wha...? - I don't have to keep anything from you guys now.
-我要报警 -你以为他们会怎么办\N- I'm calling the police. - What the fuck you think they're gonna do?
他们肯定先忙着看那个死掉的工人\NThey're gonna be so distracted with the dead laborer
压根不会注意那四个女孩\Nthat they're not gonna notice the four dead girls
他们都找好几个月了\Nthey've been looking for for months?
真是绝了\NJesus Christ!
我有个建议\NHere's my proposal.
我们把马丁和女孩们放在一起\NWe put Martin in the crawlspace with the ladies
再放点柠檬 盖住气味\Nthen we just put some lime on them
再封起来 就跟没发生过一样\Nto cover the smell this time, button it up, good as new
-这事就到此为止 -为什么\N- never mention any of this again. - Why would you do that?
因为我们是搭档\NBecause we'd be partners.
闹鬼什么的 我喜欢\NThis haunted B and B thing? I love it.
装修我还是会帮忙完成\NI mean, listen, and I'll still help with all the work.
我可是个很棒的承包商\NI'm actually a pretty decent contractor
除了偶尔偷鸡摸狗... 干干架之类\Nexcept for the stealing and the... senseless violence.
行吧\NFine.
别掺和我们的婚姻就行\NJust stay away from our marriage.
其实... 我倒想插一脚\NActually... I want in on that, too.
-什么 -你俩的婚姻\N- What? - Your marriage.
虽然不想跟你俩睡一张床\NI don't want to sleep in the same bed as you guys
牙刷也不想跟你俩挨着\Nor put my toothbrush on the counter next to yours
但嘴和菊花我想要\Nbut I want mouth and ass privileges.
赶紧滚蛋\NGet the fuck out of here.
我不会让你得逞的\NI'm not gonna let you blackmail us
休想破坏我们的婚 姻\Ninto destroying our marriage.
你说 还是我说\NDo you want to tell him, or should I?
说什么 特洛伊\NTell me what? Tell me what, Troy?
好吧 屋里都死五个人了\NOkay, there are five dead people in this room right now.
-现在不是时候 -你上了他吗\N- This is not the time. - Did you fuck him?
你干什么\NWhat are you doing?
-你操他了 -是 我操了\N- Did you fuck him? - Yes, I fucked him!
因为你都几个月没碰我了\N'Cause you haven't touched me in months!
你还他妈的疯了\NAnd you have lost your fucking mind!
给你们几分钟 自己解决吧\NI can give you guys a minute, if you want.
-滚蛋 -迈克尔\N- Get out! Get out! - Michael!
-住手 迈克尔 -好吧\N- Stop! Stop! Michael! - Fine.
-滚出去 -迈克尔\N- Get the fuck out of our house! - Michael!
-卧槽 -天哪\N- What the fuck?! - My God!
特洛伊\NTroy!
-迈克尔 -什么\N- Michael. - What?
-是她吗 -不是\N- Was that her? - No. No.
-是个穿皮衣的人 -好吧\N- It was a man in that suit. - Okay.
她不在这 走\NAll right, she's not here. Come on.
好吧\NAll right.
-后门 -好\N- Back door. - Okay.
天哪\NMy God!
迈克尔..\NMichael...
对不起 我应该相信你的\NI'm so sorry! I should've believed you!
-没事 快走 -对不起\N- That's okay. Let's go. - I'm so sorry!
怎么了...\NWhat... what's happening?
发生什么了\NWhat's happening?
什么\NWhat? What?
-谁... -非常抱歉\N- Who...? - I'm so, so sorry.
-干什么... -亲爱的...\N- What are you...? - Baby...
迈克尔 怎么了\NMichael, what's happening?
亲爱的\NDear!
你是斯嘉丽的朋友吗\NAre you a friend of Scarlett's?
什么...\NWhat's...? What...?
没事的 没事的\NIt's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay.
我没懂\NI don't understand.
不给糖就捣蛋\NTrick or treat!
爸爸们\NDads?
有人吗\NHello?
你得去趟家得宝\NYou're gonna have to hit Home Depot
买些柠檬了 小婊子\Nand pick up some lime, bitch.
我列了个清单 都是我们需要的\NI made a list of all we need.
爸爸\NDad?!
爸...\NDad! Da...
亲爱的\NHoney?
我们谈谈吧\NWe need to talk.
没事了\NIt's okay, it's okay.
你杀了他们吗\NDid you kill them?
现在你没理由不留下了\NNow you have no excuse not to stay.
我不懂 我们为什么不记得被杀了\NI don't understand why we didn't remember being murdered.
在自己卧室被人残杀了\NIt's a very traumatic experience to be murdered so violently
是非常痛苦的经历\Nin your own bedroom.
通过压抑这段记忆作为应对措施\NIt's not uncommon for a person to repress that memory
其实很常见\Nas a coping mechanism.
"应对措施"\N"A coping mechanism"?
我们是死人\NWe are dead.
死了之后难道也无法摆脱\NCan't we at least be liberated from the worst parts
-之前的惨痛经历吗 -当然不能\N- of being human when we die? - Apparently not.
至少这房子里不行\NAt least not in this house.
所以就这样了吗 就这\NSo this is it? This?
这就是生与死的\NThis is, this is the great mystery
终极奥义了吗\Nof life and death?
在同样无穷无尽的牢笼里挣扎\NJust an endless prison of more of the same?
我还担心下地狱呢\NSure, I was worried about hell.
但哪个天主教基佬不担心\NWhat gay Catholic isn't?
折磨最起码还是挺性感的\NTorture and torment are at least kind of sexy.
我来世最不用担忧的\NThe one thing I did not worry about in the afterlife
就是变得平凡\Nwas that it was gonna be mundane.
我理解\NI understand.
不过 我在这儿\NBut, you know, I have found a way
找到了消遣找乐子的方式\Nto get some fun and relaxation while I'm here.
我和另一个被困于此的治疗师正合作写本\NI'm working with the other therapist who's trapped here
关于我们所有人的书\Non a book for all of us.
我们能谈谈要紧事吗\NCan we talk about what's important here?
斯嘉丽\NScarlett
你对这一切看法如何\Nhow do you feel about all this?
我不知道\NI don't know. I mean
你们死了 我挺难过的\Nyou guys are dead, which is sad
可你们的灵魂还在这儿\Nbut you're also, like, not dead.
亲爱的 我们要给你找个住所\NHoney, we need to find someplace for you to live.
这里对你来说不太安全\NAll right? It's not safe for you here.
在这儿没人能伤我分毫\NNo one's gonna hurt me here.
这里有成百上千的灵魂\NThere are literally hundreds of spirits in this place
其中大多数都不太友好\Nmost of them not very nice.
没错 那个把我们杀了的疯姑娘\NYeah, that crazy girl who killed us would probably be
肯定排第一\Nfirst in line, I bet.
她不可能伤害我\NShe's not gonna hurt me.
她... 会保护我\NShe... protects me.
你认识她\NYou know her?
她是我女朋友\NShe's my girlfriend.
可以说她是为了把我留在这里才杀了你们\NShe kind of killed you guys to keep me here.
你觉得这一切过后我们还可能让你俩交往吗\NAnd you think we're gonna let you keep seeing her after this?
我想做什么就做什么\NI'll do what I want. I mean, I don't know
你们应该明白\Nif you guys realize this or not
以后你们再也管不了我了\Nbut you can't tell me what to do anymore.
-斯嘉丽 这不是什么有效建议 -又怎么样 他们都死了\N- Scarlett, that's not very productive. - What? They're dead.
他们永远困在这栋房子里\NThey're trapped in this house forever
可是我来去自如\Nwhile I can come and go.
我感觉这真的很爽\NI'm pretty sure that makes me emancipated.
你为什么要在这件事上钻牛角尖\NWhy are you being so difficult about this?
我们只是想保护你不受我们所经历的伤害\NWe're just trying to protect you from what we're going through.
-这不是父亲的责任吗 -你们太蠢了\N- I mean, isn't that what fathers do? - You guys were dumb enough
居然把这房子搞得一团糟\Nto get yourselves in over your heads with this house
最后在里面被杀了\Nand then get killed in it.
我为什么一定要听你们的\NWhy should I listen to anything you say?
你要去哪儿\NWhere are you going?
我去换衣服\NI'm getting dressed.
今晚格里菲斯公园有万圣节活动\NThere's a Halloween thing at Griffith Park tonight.
我想知道另一位\NYou know what, I want the name of the other therapist
在这儿死去的心理师的名字\Nwho is dead in here.
你太差劲了\NYou're terrible.
有时间和我单独谈谈吗\NDo you have time for a one-on-one?
你准备出发了吗\NYou ready to go?
你不能跟我一起去\NYou can't come with me.
不 我可以的\NYes, I can.
今天是一年一度的万圣节\NIt's Halloween. It's the one day of the year
死人也能重返人间\Nwhen the dead can walk the earth.
真的吗\NIs that true?
今晚我们能离开这间房子吗\NWe can leave the house tonight?
很好 在外面杀她\NIt's perfect. She'll be a lot easier
会比在这间房子里容易得多\Nto kill outside of the house.
我们真的要这样度过一年里的唯一一晚吗\NIs that really how we want to spend our one night out a year?
报复杀了我们的贱人\NGetting revenge on the bitch who murdered us?
没错\NYeah.
你会因为我对你父亲们做的事生气吗\NAre you mad at me for what I did to your dads?
要是你没这么做 他们可能已经离婚了\NThey probably would have gotten a divorce if you hadn't.
至少现在我节假日不用两头跑\NAnd now, at least I don't have to go to two houses on holidays.
没那么糟糕\NIt's not that bad, you know.
什么 离婚吗\NWhat, divorce?
死亡\NDeath.
永远留在那栋房子里\NEternity in that house.
你是我今生挚爱\NYou're the love of my life.
和你永远待在时间都不存在的地方\NBeing somewhere with you, forever
听起来简直就是天堂\Nin a place where time doesn't exist sounds like heaven.
可是...\NBut...
我还不确定是否做好准备放弃外面的世界\NI just don't know if I'm ready to give up the world yet.
你得保证不要剥夺我的这个权利\NPromise me you won't rob me of that choice.
我们在那栋房子里的时候\NIf we're in the house, you can't just kill me
别因为担心我会抛下你就杀了我好吗\Nbecause you're afraid I'm gonna abandon you, okay?
我保证\NI promise.
♪ 我能保守秘密 ♪\N♪ I can keep a secret ♪
♪ 只要你安静 安静 ♪\N♪ If you hush, hush ♪
那么亲爱的 你打算怎么度过\NSo, what do you want to do with your one night
这个重返世间的夜晚\Nin the world, my love?
你觉得呢\NAre you kidding?
我想要一场无休止的狂欢 到处捣乱 带去痛苦\NI want to have a nonstop orgy of trouble and pain.
♪ 砍掉你的头颅 ♪\N♪ Off with your head ♪
♪ 舞动至死方休 ♪\N♪ Dance till you're dead ♪
♪ 人头落地 ♪\N♪ Heads will roll ♪
♪ 不断翻滚 ♪\N♪ On the floor ♪
♪ 潮湿的街道闪闪发亮 ♪\N♪ Glitter on the wet streets ♪
♪ 一切银光熠熠 ♪\N♪ Silver over everything ♪
♪ 河水是湿的 ♪\N♪ The river's all wet ♪
♪ 你们是铬做的 ♪\N♪ You're all chrome ♪
♪ 点滴炼金术 ♪\N♪ Dripping with alchemy ♪
♪ 停止了颤抖 ♪\N♪ Shiver stop shivering ♪
好久不见\NHi.
好久不见 尚蒂\NShanti. Hi.
-这是哪位 -我是鲁比\N- Who's this? - I'm Ruby.
她的女友\NI'm her girlfriend.
就因为她 你从来不回我短信和电话是吗\NIs she why you never text or call me back anymore?
每次我说要过去看你 你都只读不回\NWhy, every time I ask to come see you, you leave me on "read"?
也许吧 也有可能她只对无聊的人再也没兴趣了\NProbably. Or maybe she's just not into boring people anymore.
♪ 男人们和女人们都哭泣着 ♪\N♪ The men cry out, the girls cry out ♪
♪ 男人们和女人们都哭泣着 ♪\N♪ The men cry out, no... ♪
你他妈在搞什么 我和她只是朋友\NWhat the fuck was that? She's just a friend!
我哪知道\NHow am I supposed to know that?
抱歉 我占有欲太强了\NI'm sorry. I'm possessive.
等等 尚蒂\NShanti, wait!
♪ 砍掉你的头颅 ♪\N♪ Off, off with your head ♪
♪ 舞动至死方休 ♪\N♪ Dance, dance, dance till you're dead. ♪
尚蒂\NShanti.
我为鲁比的言论道歉\NI'm really sorry about Ruby.
她有时候挺混蛋的\NShe can be kind of an asshole.
她经历了很多事情\NShe's been through a lot.
你是我唯一的朋友\NYou're my only friend.
对你而言我也曾是如此\NAnd I was yours.
那些女生的事情发生之后\NAnd then that thing with those girls happened
你就消失了\Nand you just disappeared.
我把这当作不用回学校的借口\NI used that as an excuse to not have to come back to school.
我和爸爸们说我精神受到了创伤\NI told my dads I was traumatized
但我是骗他们的\Nwhich was a lie.
我清楚\NI know.
我了解你 没什么能让你精神受创\NI know you. Nothing traumatizes you.
我觉得你可能是个精神病患者\NI think you may be a psychopath.
我在网上查过 你符合所有症状\NI looked it up online, and you fit all the traits.
你一点同情心和良心都没有\NYou don't have any empathy or conscience.
你把人当成物件一样利用\NYou use people like they're objects.
我的家庭生活变得真的很复杂\NLook, my home life has gotten really complicated, okay?
我不想让你来我家是因为那儿不安全\NI didn't want you there because it's not safe for you.
我是想要保护你不受伤害\NI'm trying to protect you.
什么会伤害我\NFrom what?
真相吗\NThe truth?
你以为我还不知道吗\NLike I didn't figure it out already?
我知道是你杀了那些姑娘\NI know you killed those girls.
我不知道你对她们做了什么 可我就知道是你干的\NI don't know how or what you did to them, but I know you did it.
我跟你不一样\NI'm not like you.
我会被伤害\NThings do traumatize me.
我难以入睡\NI don't sleep much anymore.
食难下咽\NI haven't been eating.
我父母想让我吃抗抑郁药\NMy parents want to put me on antidepressants.
我很需要你\NI needed you.
来跟我谈谈整件事情\NTo talk to me about all of this.
我需要你来告诉我不必对此自责\NI needed you to tell me that I don't need to feel guilty.
对什么自责 你根本什么都没做\NAbout what? You didn't do anything.
可我知道真相\NBut I know.
那些女孩子们的家人都崩溃了\NThose girls' families are freaking out.
她们生死未卜\NThey don't know if they're alive or dead.
我跟警察说\NI told the cops that I didn't think
我觉得你肯定不会做很坏的事情\Nyou could do anything seriously bad, but...
可我在撒谎\Nthat was a lie.
你什么都做得出来\NYou're capable of anything.
-尚蒂 -你走吧\N- Shanti... - Just leave me alone!
我不希望你再出现在我的生活里了\NI don't want you in my life anymore.
尚蒂\NShanti.
我说了让我静一静\NI said leave me alone!
我不明白\NI don't understand.
-你们还活着 -你应该向警察\N- You guys are alive? - You should have told
举报斯嘉丽\Nthe police about Scarlett.
尚蒂 你应该做些什么\NYou should have done something, Shanti.
你 阻挡了正义之路\NYou, like, stood in the way
你必须受到惩罚\Nof justice, and you must be punished.
在此 我宣布\NI hereby sentence you
你他妈将会有一个非常暴力和痛苦的死亡\Nto a really fucking violent and painful death.
如果我是你 我不会这么做\NI wouldn't do that if I were you.
凭什么啥乐子都给你占去\NWhy should you get to have all the fun?
如果你敢碰斯嘉丽\NIf you touch Scarlett
或是她 我会在接下来的几千年里\Nor this one, I'm gonna be peeling your faces off
每天都撕烂你的脸\Nevery day for the next thousand years.
姐妹们 我们走\NCome on, girls.
这事儿还没完\NThis isn't over yet.
我以为她们死了\NI thought they were dead.
她们以后不会来烦你了\NThey won't bother you ever again.
-谢谢你 -你是斯嘉丽的朋友\N- Thank you. - You're Scarlett's friend
那么你也是我的朋友\Nso you're my friend.
我爱她\NI love her.
那你为什么不让她重回她的生活\NThen why are you keeping her from her life?
她一直没回学校\NShe doesn't go to school anymore.
她再也不和我说话\NShe doesn't talk to me anymore.
如果你真的爱她 放她走\NIf you really loved her, you'd set her free.
鲁比\NRuby.
如果你想要的话 角落里有一个\NThere's one in the corner if you want it.
婊子\NBitch.
我告诉过你 不能碰她\NI told you, she's off-limits.
我们的脸还能重新长回来 可如果她死在外面了\NOur faces will grow back, but if she dies out here
-你就永远失去她了 - 爱情不就是折磨的吗\N- you're stuck without her forever. - Ain't love a bitch?
快跑\NRun!
妮可\NNicole?
威廉\NWilliam?
你去哪儿了\NWhere have you been?
我懵了\NI don't understand.
你吓死我了\NGod, you scared me.
我们整晚都在忙乎\NWe went at it all night.
说实话 她们都很难缠\NThey're all pretty tough, to tell you the truth.
我差点都要尊敬她们了\NI almost respect them.
不过 她们先出局了\NThey wore out first, though.
如果有人发现这么多尸体该怎么办\NWhat's gonna happen when someone finds all those bodies?
他们会在各地散布公告寻找一个带着面具的杀手吧\NThey'll send out an APB for a killer in a scary mask
还有一个穿着橡胶女装的人\Nand another in a Rubber Woman suit.
听着 鲁比\NListen, Ruby
我得告诉你件事情\NI need to tell you something.
太阳还没出来呢\NIt's not sunrise yet.
那个小娘们不会再踏入这所房子一步\NThat little twat's not setting foot inside this house again.
她说的没错\NShe's right.
鲁比 对不起\NRuby, I'm sorry.
我爱你 但... 这不是我想要的\NI love you, but... it's not what I want.
我想远离这栋房子\NI want to live out here.
除此之外任何地方\NAnywhere but that house.
很抱歉我对你们羞辱我时\NLook, I'm really sorry about how I reacted
我做出的举动\Nto you guys humiliating me.
我只是想进屋子 整理我的东西\NI just need to go inside, gather my stuff
对我的爸爸们道别\Nand say goodbye to my dads.
我做这些事的时候能别杀我吗\NCan nobody kill me while I do that?
我们是挺差劲的\NWe were pretty awful.
但至少我们不会变老变丑\NAt least we won't grow old and ugly now.
谢谢你\NThank you.
我能告诉爸妈吗\NCan I tell Mom and Dad?
别 去告诉警察 他们会在这屋子里找到我们的尸体\NNo. Tell the police they'll find our bodies in the house.
但千万别进来\NBut never come inside.
懂了吗\NDo you understand?
-那我该说是谁杀了你们 - 我\N- Who should I say killed you? - Me.
鲁比·麦克丹尼尔 告诉他们我住这儿\NRuby McDaniel. Tell them I live here
他们就会来抓我了\Nand they should come arrest me.
明年万圣节见\NSee you next Halloween.
你会去哪儿\NWhere will you go?
我还不确定 也许出国\NI'm not sure yet. Maybe abroad.
你们不需要退休金了\NYou guys won't need your retirement
所以我应该有足够的现金\Nor 401 funds, so I should have enough cash
来慢慢想办法\Nto take my time figuring it out.
斯嘉丽 你需要上学\NScarlett, you have to go to school.
不然呢 你要召开一个\NOr what, you're gonna demand
幽灵家长会吗\Na ghost parent-teacher conference?
学校烂透了\NSchool sucks.
我会没事的\NI'll be fine.
我会保持联系的 你们能用手机吧\NI'll keep in touch. You guys can use cell phones, right?
-我猜可以 -应该吧\N- Yeah. I assume. - Yeah.
我们还能啪啪 和流血\NI mean, we can fuck and bleed
所以也能用手机吧\Nso cell phones are probably okay, too.
你们会没事吗\NAre you guys gonna be okay?
我们没有了对金钱和未来的压力了之后\NThere's no more stress about money or the future.
现在终于可以享受生活与彼此了\NWe can just enjoy each other now.
而且还有亚当这个承建商\NAnd there's always Adam the contractor
以防我们有人感到无聊\Nin case either of us gets bored.
-特洛伊 拜托 -怎么了 我... 我就是开玩笑的\N- Troy, please. - What? I'm-I'm kidding.
我开玩笑的 我没有\NI'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
我爱你们\NI love you guys.
-我也是 -我也爱你\N- I love you, too. - I love you, too.
好了\NOkay.
-你要的都拿上了吗 -嗯\N- Got everything you need? - Yeah.
我会好好的\NI'm fine.
-我爱你 -亲爱的 我爱你\N- Love you. - Love you, hon.
你是我生命中唯一一个\NYou're the only person in my life
我没法因其痛苦而感到快乐的人\Nwhose suffering brings me no pleasure.
我也是\NSame.
十个月后
你好\NHello?
宝贝 你那儿还好吗\NBaby. How are things going there?
一样糟糕 就像我们在一个该死的情景喜剧中\NSame shit. Like we're in a fucking sitcom.
迈克尔做了松饼 然后我觉得\NMichael's making pancakes, and then I think
他们在玩猜字游戏啥的\Nthey're all playing running charades or some shit.
-宝贝 -现在我确信我在地狱里\N- Babe. - Now I'm convinced I'm in hell.
嗨 甜心 离万圣节只剩两个月了\NHi, sweetie. Halloween's only two months away.
我们要扮角斗士\NWe're going as gladiators.
天啊 只有我一个人的时候\NGod, they were never this good at being parents
他们从来没这么尽责的当父母\Nwhen it was just me.
他们还能做什么\NWhat the hell else are they gonna do?
那位老兄亚当修建完房子了\NThat dude Adam totally finished up repairs on the house.
在他们发现更多的尸体后\NNot that anyone
没有人会\Nis gonna buy it after they found even more
想要买这件屋子了\Ndead bodies in it.
我以后可能会把这些烦人的家伙都刺死\NI may stab all these annoying fucks to death later
以解我的烦闷\Nto cure my boredom.
我找到他了 你的假舅舅\NI found him. Your fake uncle.
我使用脸书标记的位置已经很接近了\NI got pretty close using Facebook.
然后我不得不硬着头皮在车管所\NThen I had to hard-core gross flirt
和一些男的调情 以获得他的地址 但是...\Nwith some dude at the DMV to get his address, but...
是他\Nit's him.
托尼·彼得森\NTony Peterson.
以防万一我还黑进了他的邮箱\NI even stole his mail just to be sure.
你要对他做什么\NWhat are you gonna do to him?
不如换个说话\NLet's just say
今天将是他在地球上的最后一天\Nthat today is his last day on earth
也将是他在世上最糟的一天\Nand it's gonna be the worst one he's ever had.
-爱你 宝贝 -我也是\N- Love you, baby. - I love you.
记得发照片\NSend pics.
一个智者曾经说过\NA wise man once said
幸福是值得期待的事\Nhappiness is something to look forward to.
直到我死后才明白这句话\NI never understood that until I was dead.
当你死了 永远被困在一个鬼屋里\NWhen you're dead and stuck in a haunted house for all eternity
没事可做 只有无尽的等待\Nthere's not much to do but wait and wait.
而等待 就像另一位智者曾经说过的\NAnd the waiting, like another wise man once said
的确是爱情中最难的部分\Nis indeed the hardest part of love.
如果是真爱的话\NIf it's real love.
-姐妹 -鲁比\N- Sis. - Ruby.
谢谢你最近没有刺伤我\NThanks for not stabbing me lately.
小意思\NNo problem.
在万圣节\NOn Halloween
没人再敲凶宅门要糖吃\Nno one ever rang the door for candy at the Murder House.
但每年总有一个人出现在这里\NBut one person always showed up every year
像时钟一样\Nlike clockwork.
就这样 我等待着 紧张又激动\NAnd so I waited, nervous and tremulous
就像坠入爱河的女学生一样\Nlike the lovestruck schoolgirl I will always be.
但当她出现在我面前\NAnd when she appeared to see me
抱着我度过每年的那一个夜晚时\Nto hold me through that one night every year
这就足够了\Nthat was somehow enough.
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