翻译: showeryhe, 持久, 凉粉, 信徒, 人妻, 早先森 校对: 紫玉 时间轴: 孙了个大圣, 霜露, 壬虚浪影, 噃噃 后期: aaaBao, 总监, 紫玉
梦中情人
Ray, 妻子怎么样了 Hey, Ray. How's the wife?
那个 Well, it...
家庭呢 How's the family?
我看今天第一个案子是 The first case I see here is
Reardon诉Reardon Reardon vs. Reardon.
律师请起立 Will counsel please stand?
我们是原告, 法官阁下 We're petitioning. Your Honor.
被告方呢 And for the respondent?
Reardon先生, 我再问你一次 Mr. Reardon. I ask you again.
你的律师呢 Where is your counsel?
我炒了他 I fired him.
我对本次离婚诉讼再无异议 I no longer contest any aspect of this divorce.
Reardon先生, 本庭本打算作出的判决 Mr. Reardon, this court was prepared to render a judgment -
对你十分有利 quite favorable to your interests.
那是个错误, 法官阁下 It was a mistake, Your Honor.
她想要什么都可以 She can have whatever she wants.
我们不可能在一起 We were impossible.
我们就像水和油一样 We were like oil and water.
-我仍然爱你 -我也是 -I still love you. -Me too.
所以我才那么不舍得离开 That's what made it so hard to leave.
-直到你打了我 -我扇了你耳光 -Till you hit me. -I slapped you.
-我推开你的脸 -用手 -I pushed your face - -With your hand.
-我不喜欢背叛 -我知道 -Well, betrayal is not my best thing. -Yeah, well, I know.
我不是世上唯一一个 I'm not the only guy
发现妻子有外遇后生气的男人 who gets upset when he finds his wife sleeping...
我没强大到能不顾一切离开 I wasn't strong enough to break away without it.
-他是个混蛋 -他当然是个混蛋 -He's a jerk. -Of course he was a jerk.
你这样的人可不好找 It's not easy to find someone like you.
再努力一点 Try harder.
天啊, 我已经开始嫉妒了 Oh God. I'm already jealous.
我知道你将找到合适的人 I know you're going to find the right person.
到那时 And when you do,
她将成为世界上最幸运的女人 she's gonna be the luckiest woman alive.
-敬单身汉 -婚恋市场上的小鲜肉 -To a free man. -Fresh meat on the market.
-谢谢 -祝你永不独自入睡 -Thank you. -May you never sleep alone.
谢谢 Thank you.
我就叫你别娶她 I told you not to marry her.
你们俩没有一点共同之处 You two had absolutely nothing in common.
别说"共同之处"了 Forget "in common", okay?
她就不是他的菜 She wasn't his type.
Ray向来喜欢棕发妞 Ray always went for brunettes.
那怎么没看上我 You're telling me.
-你是Larry的妻子 -好挑剔呀 -You're Larry's wife. -Picky, picky.
再说, 你是个律师 Plus, you're a lawyer.
没错, Ray喜欢有艺术气质的 That's right. Ray likes artsy types.
他喜欢清瘦深肤色的文艺女性 He likes them thin and dark and artistic.
没错, 我们这是在谈性, 婚姻还是 Right. So are we talking sex here or marriage or...
-谈谈爱吧 -爱 -What about love? -Love?
但长远看来, 你还是向往家庭生活的吧 But in the long term. You're interested in a family, right?
我什么都想要, 孩子, 狗, 沃尔沃 I want everything. The kids, the dog, the Volvo.
家庭的事先别急, 老兄 Whoa, slow down on the family, sport.
你要先上床, 然后才下崽 First you get laid. Then you get laid.
正是, 外面有很多很多女人 Exactly. There are many many women out there.
-连皮包骨头的女人都很多 -厌食的 -Lots of skinny women, even. -Anorexics.
没错, 深肤色的美丽厌食症患者 Yes. Dark angelic anorexics.
她们三十三岁 They're 33 years old.
生物钟不断催促着她们 Their biological clocks are tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
快来, 我要排卵了 Come now! I'm ovulating!
我今天适合受精, 只有今天 I'm fertile today! Just today!
虽然我也不想 It kills me to say it.
但这点我同意Norman But I'm going to agree with Norman on this.
你是个充满魅力的直男 You are attractive, you are straight.
你的精神变态也不是很明显 You are not overtly psychotic.
谢谢啊 Oh, thank you.
听着, 你不要着急 Listen. You just take your time.
千万不要成为生理反应的奴隶 And don't you be a slave to your glandular reactions.
对了, 我有提过我的家族徽章 By the way, have I ever mentioned that my family crest
其实是个大性腺吗 is actually a big gland?
我没什么可说的了 I rest my case.
我都跪下了 I am down on my knees.
我在求你呢 I am begging you.
好吧, 真是丢人 All right. This is humiliating.
你是聋了吗 Are you deaf?
我保证半年内就可以翻倍 I'm guaranteeing you 100% return in six months.
你是我朋友, Norman You're my friend, Norman.
当然, 所以我才把这好事告诉你 Sure. That's why I'm bringing you the deal.
我借一次, 就会有第二次 I'm going to loan money once. I'll do it again -
早晚会失去你这个朋友 Sooner or later I'm gonna lose a friend.
很好, 帅哥, 那么, 我要死了 Great. Swell. So... I'm floating facedown.
好吧, 听我说 All right. Look.
你知道我只是强调了这事的好处 You know I wanted to emphasize the positive here.
那钱不止是 The money's not just...
那钱能让我再活三天, 好吗 It would keep me alive another 72 hours, okay?
你我的友情可以让你救我吗 Would your friendship allow you to do that?
我超爱这个 I love this.
-多少 -投资吗 -How much? -For the investment?
救你小命 To save your life.
就两万吧 Well, say 20 grand.
-我给你一半 -你要救我半条命 -I'll give you half. -You'll save half my life?
看吧, 朋友之间这种事可不好 See? This isn't good. Between friends.
别再提这事了 Just forget the whole thing.
不, 我需要钱 No, I need the bucks.
只是我知道你能给我更多, 我想 It's just that I know you can afford more. And I'm wondering...
我没有责任拯救你, 明白吗 This isn't my job to rescue you from yourself, all right?
-你会后悔的 -什么 -You're going to regret this. -What?
一两年之后, 风水轮流转 A year or two. Fortunes could change.
你可能会来求我 You could come to me wanting something.
看明白是怎么回事了吗 See? See what happened here?
这和那些姑娘一样, 给你点忠告 It's the same with girls. A little friendly advice.
还记得我撮合你认识的那些姑娘吗 Remember the girls I set you up with?
Norman, 那些女人 Norman, those women were...
我会给你介绍更好的 I'll do better. OK?
关键在于她们告诉我你的表现 The point is they told me what you give off -
你很孤单, 这很好理解 You know, you're lonely. It's understandable.
但你太抠门了, 就像刚才那样 But it comes off needy. Just like I was here.
而且说辞很差 And it's bad technique.
-她们说我抠门吗 -令人发指 -They said I was needy? -Desperate.
他们下周要给我办派对 So they're throwing me a party next week, okay?
三十四岁了, 还是那么混蛋 34 years old and still an asshole.
她们说我抠门 They said I was needy?
别想了, 我这儿有事要告诉你呢 Forget that. I'm trying to tell you something.
我邀请了个女孩, 棕发 I invited a girl -brunette.
中西部来的, 目前看来非常适合你 Midwest. So forth -perfect for you.
不必了 No, please.
胸, 你是说胸吗, 梨形的 Tits? Did someone say tits? Like pears.
而且不是又青又硬那种 And not the hard green ones, either.
而是俄勒冈 The juicy Comice
哈里大卫家那种成箱的多汁考蜜斯梨 you get in the box from Oregon -Harry & David.
Norman Norman,
我会以朋友的身份参加聚会, 好吗 I'm coming to your party as your friend, all right?
但拜托答应我 But please promise me
不会再给我介绍女人了 you won't introduce me to any more women.
我就是这个意思, 如果你让我说完... Exactly my point. If you'd let me finish...
相信我, 我可以自己找到她 Believe me. I can find her myself.
谁说不行了 Who says no?
我也不用管太多 A safe doesn't have to fall on me.
我们还是朋友吧 We still friends?
现在我能继续工作了吗 Can I go back to work now?
感谢你的两万块 And thanks for the 20 G's.
一万, 一万 Ten. Ten!
完成小说之后 After completing the novel
我继续忙粒子加速器的工作 I went back to my work on the particle accelerator.
那是什么, 莱卡材料吗 What is that. Lycra?
Norman是我认识的人中 Norman is the only person I know
唯一能把自己的生日派对变成骗局的人 who can turn his birthday into a scam.
吃的喝的他都没付钱 He's not paying for food, drinks.
他带来可能会买这位艺术家作品的白痴 He's providing the idiots who might buy the work of this artist.
那就是那个艺术家吗, 那个牛仔 Is that the artist. The cowboy?
当然是他 Of course that's him.
枪支与双臀 Guns and buns.
也没那么差劲嘛 It's not that bad.
我跟你说, 如果今晚Norman的朋友们 I guarantee you. If there are any sales tonight...
买了什么东西 you know, Norman's friends,
我打赌他也能分一杯羹 I bet he's gonna get a piece of it.
说到那个, 他有找你说过那个疯狂的 Speaking of which. Did he come to you about this crazy -
撞大运的事吗, 十万 The jackpot idea. 100 grand?
-嗯 -当然 -Yeah. -Yes. Sir.
-我给了钱 -什么 -He got the money. -What?!
必须给他, 因为有天他正跟我推销 He must have. 'Cause one day he was hawkin' me.
我比你更难推销对吧 I'm a harder sell than you are, right?
我有两个读私立学校的孩子 I got two kids, private school.
Elaine开了自己的律所 Elaine's starting her own law firm.
-企鹅笑话 -那家伙说 -Penguin joke. -So the guy says...
又来了 Again?
"你要去哪儿" "Hey! Where you going?"
-你是Ray吗 -你好, 我 -Are you Ray? -Hey, did I...
我是Cheryl, Norman的朋友 I'm Cheryl. Norman's friend.
对, 对, 幸会 Right. That's right. Good to see you.
Norman跟我提过 Norman told me.
我知道, 我知道 I know. I know.
照他的说法, 我们已经订婚了 According to him we're practically engaged.
-是吗 -没错 -We are? -Yeah.
我就是喜欢有幽默感的男人 I just love a sense of humor in a man.
我觉得笑声就是最好的春药 You know. I think laughter is the greatest aphrodisiac.
你觉得呢 Don't you agree?
在合适的场合下确实如此 In the right circumstances, yes.
真奇怪 You know, it's strange.
我有感觉 I feel something.
-你有感觉吗 -我通常都能感觉到什么 -Do you feel something? -I usually feel something.
不, 不是那个意思 No, not like that. I mean...
当有人帮你撮合 When two people fix you up -
说你们是彼此的真命天子 You two will be perfect for each other.
之类的废话 Blah, blah. Splat, splat.
通常都很糟糕, 对吗 I mean, usually it's just awful, right?
没错 Right.
但不知怎么的, 我们正经历的此时此刻 But just somehow. Just this moment we're having right now...
-此时此刻 -嗯 -This moment? -Yeah.
我也不想太急 Look. I don't want to be forward -
但你是否 but would you, you know...
愿意去别的什么地方呢 like to go someplace else?
是的, 我 Yes, actually. I...
-我能失陪一下吗 -什么 -Would you excuse me for a moment? -What?
我不想显得无礼 I don't want to be rude,
但有件事 but there's something
我必须告诉Norman that I must tell Norman.
那么你... 好吗 So, you... all right?
见鬼, 走路不看道吗 Shit. Will you look where you're going?
-这是红酒, 你弄脏了 -抱歉 -This is wine. You've ruined it. -Sorry.
把手拿开, 弄脏裙子已经够糟了 Get your hands off me! It's bad enough you ruined my dress!
我正要转身离开 I was just turning away from...
-你不喜欢我 -不是的 -You don't like me. -No. No, no, no.
他对你做了什么 What did he do to you?
他真是无礼得难以置信 He is just unbelievably rude!
你说得太对了 You're not kidding.
我是想说这是意外 I was trying to say it was an accident.
-我是转身 -省省吧 -I was turning away... -Save it!
向你女友道歉才是首要的 Apologize first and foremost to your girlfriend.
-别烦我了 -她 -And leave me alone. -She's...
天啊 Oh, God.
听着, 我相信你是很好的人 Look, please. I'm sure you're a wonderful person.
老兄, 我的聚会怎么样 Hey, sport. How do you like my party?
你要再给我介绍女人 If you ever set me up with another woman,
我就杀了你, 明白吗 I'm gonna kill you. Understand?
当然, 当然, 你怎么不早说 Sure. Sure. Why didn't you say something before?
-生日快乐 -谢谢 -Happy birthday. -Thank you.
天啊, 真是太尴尬了 Oh, God. I'm embarrassed.
上周, 红酒, 西部世界来的泼妇 Last week, the wine. Bitch of the western world.
对了 Oh, right.
很抱歉, 我必须要道歉 I'm sorry. I have to apologize.
不, 不必, 是我洒的 No, no, no. No. I'm the one who spilled...
我总是笨手笨脚 No. I'm a klutz.
那种事总是发生在我身上 Things like that are always happening to me.
我窘得不行, 就拿你出气 It embarrasses me. And I took it out on you.
而且那裙子是新买的 Plus, I'd just bought that dress.
我想吸引某个家伙的注意 I was trying to impress this guy.
有用吗 Did it work?
有, 他记住我有多泼辣了 Yeah. He was impressed with what a bitch I am.
我很抱歉把你那晚搞砸了 I'm... I'm really sorry I ruined your evening.
如果你想让我付 If you want me to pay -
没事, 你帮了我忙 No. You did me a favor.
我本来挺喜欢那家伙 I might have gone for that guy.
现在不需要了 I don't need that right now.
再说你改变了我的生活 Besides, you changed my life.
我不喝法国红酒, 换法国水了 I switched from French wine to French water.
总之, 抱歉, 谢谢, 再见 So. Anyway, sorry. Thanks and... bye.
我叫Ray I'm Ray.
Lena Lena.
你好, Lena Hi, Lena.
我知道啦 I know, I know.
这是垃圾食品, 我在毒害我的身体 It's junk. I'm poisoning my body.
但我有水, 而且我相信身体有其智慧 But I got the water. Anyway. I believe in body wisdom.
你想吃的就是身体需要的 If your body craves something that's what it needs.
你那儿有什么, 寂寞男人专属 So what have you got here? Lonely guy specials?
他们这里的东西确实很不错 They have a very good selection here.
我猜经理大概是个单身汉 I think the manager's a bachelor.
你没有女朋友吗 You don't have a girlfriend?
在画廊的那个女孩, 你还把人家弄哭了 The girl at the art gallery, the one you made cry?
不, 不, 不 No, no, no...
是她试图强奸我 She was trying to rape me.
-这个是特价商品吗 -我不清楚 -Was this on special? -I don't know.
你怎么会去那个派对, 你是Norman的朋友吗 How did you come to that party? Are you a friend of Norman's?
我的一个女性朋友认识那个画家 A girlfriend of mine knows the artist.
-怀尔德·比尔·希科克 -没错, 他有点 -Wild Bill Hickok? -Yeah, he was kind of...
-想去喝杯咖啡吗 -23美元17美分 -You want to get a cup of coffee? -$23.17.
或者来杯法国矿泉水 Or a glass of French water?
-事实上我还没吃饭, 所以 -我也是 -Actually. I haven't eaten yet, so... -Me, either.
樱花寿司
我本来是销售副总 So I'm V.P. sales.
正要升职的时候, 总裁说他喜欢我 I'm moving up. Then the CEO decides he likes me.
我拒绝了, 但他习惯了事事都如他的意 I say no, but he's used to getting what he wants.
我只能威胁说要给他妻子打电话 I have to threaten to call his wife.
所以, 很正常, 他把我炒了 So, of course, he fires me.
他把消息散了出去, 那个圈子很小 He spreads the word. It's a small community.
所以我在纽约根本找不到工作 I couldn't get hired anywhere in New York.
你应该上法庭, 提交一些 You should have gone to court and filed some...
当然, 照他的话说, 除非我想听到 Sure. If, as he put it, I wanted to hear -
公司里每个男人都去作证说他们睡过我 every guy in the company testify that they'd had me.
所以我搬来了这里 I moved out here instead.
-这经历真是够糟 -是啊 -What a terrible... -Yeah.
-我从来没有这样过 -吃晚饭吗 -I've never done this before. -Had supper?
在超市里跟人搭讪 Pick somebody up in a supermarket.
不是你来跟我搭讪, 是我们碰到了彼此 You didn't pick me up. We bumped into each other.
你知道我的意思, 通常你会遇到一个人 Still, you know what I mean. Usually you meet somebody...
要么因为你们是同事, 或是朋友介绍 You work together. Or a friend introduces...
而不会是个完完全全的陌生人 Not just a complete... stranger.
认识一个人的过程就像是剥洋葱 Getting to know someone is like peeling an onion.
-会让人流泪 -不是 -It makes you cry? -No.
剥下一层, 还有一层 Layers and... more layers.
我想我们该走了 I think we should go.
谢谢, 晚安 ありがとう おやすみ
感谢光临 どうもありがとう
我在日本有生意 I do business in Japan.
回见, 晚安 じゃ またね お休みなさい
你在哪里学的日语 So where'd you learn to speak it?
在Swarthmore学的 I studied it at Swarthmore.
大部分都忘了 I've forgotten most of it.
不过我喜欢日语的概念 But I love the concept of Japanese.
使用符号而不是字母 Symbols, not letters.
就是这 This is it.
我住的地方 Where I live.
看起来很不错 This was great.
谢谢你的晚餐 Yeah. Thanks for dinner.
你觉得我能上去吗, 就待个五分钟 You think I could come up? I mean, just for five minutes?
这不会花5分钟 It wouldn't take five minutes.
法律不重要, 这是政治问题 The law doesn't matter. This is politics.
如果我们把他告上法庭, 我们会赢 Now, if we take him to court. We'll win.
但是因为他在规划委员会有表决权 But because he has a vote on the Planning Commission.
且作为建筑师, 他现在要比你优秀 Right now he's a better architect than you.
这才是规则 That's the law.
-打扰一下, 先生 -现在不行, 莎莉 -Excuse me, sir? -Not now, Sally.
Norman在二线 Norman's on line two.
抱歉, 哈尔 Sorry, Hal.
怎么样了 Well?
今天是星期三, 每周三下午我要打高尔夫 It's Wednesday. I got my Wednesday afternoon golf game
而我却在这帮你查某什么小妞 and I'm out here trying to track down some chick.
没人认识她好吗, 没人, 忘了她吧 Nobody knows her, okay? Nobody. Forget her.
好吧, 谢谢你帮我问了 Okay. Thanks for trying.
谢谢, 晚安 Thank you. Good night.
回头见, 亲爱的 See you soon, sweetheart.
-有什么事吗 -抱歉 -Yeah. What do you want? -Sorry, I'm sorry.
-你好 -嗨 -Hello -Hi.
Lena, 你好 Lena. Hi.
-听得到吗 -嗯 -Hello? -Yeah?
我是Ray, Ray·Reardon, 昨晚你遇到的那个 Hi. This is Ray... Ray Reardon from last night.
-你还 -我记得 -Do... -I remember.
我没有你的号码 I don't have your phone number.
也不知道你姓什么 I don't know your last name.
所以没办法跟你取得联系 So there was no way for me to get in touch.
你想跟我约... 出去坐坐吗 Do you wanna go out... come out?
现在, 或者以后 Now or later or...
在什么地方碰面或是做点什么 ...meet someplace or something?
或者能告诉我你的号码吗 Or do you have a phone number?
-有人在吗 -进来吧 -Hello? -Come on in.
我马上出来 I'll be right out.
我刚才正洗澡呢 I was just taking a shower.
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hi.
我办公室里的柱子跟这个一样 I have these same columns in my office.
-希望我这样不会太唐突 -我不介意 -I hope I'm not intruding. -I don't mind.
我在外面等你, 然后看到你进来了 I was waiting outside when I saw you come in.
你怎么不打招呼呢 Why didn't you say hello?
你不觉得很奇怪吗 It's strange, don't you think...
看到我却不说话 watching me and not saying anything?
我知道, 我只是 I know. I just...
-你和那个男人在一起, 所以 -托尼 -You were with that guy, so... -Tony.
是的, 你还在楼下吻了他, 我只是 Yeah, and you kissed him downstairs. And I just...
你以为是怎么回事 And you thought...
或许你们住在一起 Well, maybe that you lived with him.
他去买鸡蛋了, 或者 And he went to buy eggs or...
托尼是我朋友 Tony's a friend.
他是同性恋 He's gay.
-跟你没什么关系 -确实 -Not that it's your business. -No.
你跟昨晚有些不一样了 Something's changed from last night.
的确 Yes it has.
为什么, 有什么问题吗 Why? What's the problem?
我喜欢你 I like you.
这就是问题 That's the problem.
我真的喜欢你 I really like you.
这根本不是问题 That's not a problem.
我再没见过他们 I haven't seen them.
再没跟他们通过话, 他们 I haven't talked to them. They're...
你确定你想听这个吗 Are you sure you want to hear this?
当然 Yes.
我妈妈以前老是打我 My mother used to hit me a lot.
不管大事, 还是小事 Big things, little things.
毫无理由就打我 No reason at all.
好像没有什么事情能让她开心 Nothing put her in a good mood like...
而我父亲就只是旁观 My father watched.
后来我意识到他们根本不想要我 I realized they never wanted me.
一有能力, 我就离开了 I left as soon as I could.
甚至从来没寄明信片回去过 Never even sent them a postcard.
-你真美 -别这么说 -You're so beautiful. -Don't say that.
-为什么 -别说就行 -Why? -Just don't.
就因为我算是有几分姿色 Look, just 'cause I'm halfway pretty.
男人们看着我的眼睛, 都觉得他们了解我 Guys look in my eyes and think they know me
觉得我就是他们的梦中情人 like I'm their fantasy.
我只是个普通的, 失败的人 I'm just a regular screwed-up person.
所以当你说我很漂亮时 So when you say I'm beautiful,
就好像你看到的并不是我 it's like you're not seeing me at all.
-我当然在看你 -不 -Yes. I am. -No.
"我亲爱的, 只有上帝才能只爱你 "Only God, my dear, can love you for yourself alone
而不爱你迷人的金发" and not your yellow hair."
耶茨说的 Yeats.
没有边界, 非常危险 No boundaries. Very dangerous.
我以为故事书里都应该是这样的 I thought that's the way it was supposed to be in the storybooks.
那只是书里的故事而已, 这是现实生活 Storybooks are stories in books. This is real life.
调频93.9 KYLZ.
现在是美丽的周一早上7点35分 It's 7:35 on a beatiful Monday morning.
天呐 Oh, Christ.
我得去上班了 I've got to go to work.
不, 别去 Oh, no, you don't.
你是老板, 不是吗 You're the boss, right?
打个电话, 请一天假 Call in well. Take a day off.
那么简单吗 That simple?
就那么简单 That simple.
我在想我们可以洗个澡 I thought we might take a shower.
-是吗 -洗个长长的, 舒服的澡 -Yeah? -A nice, long one.
好啊 Yeah.
我们可以做一个小时的爱 We could make love for an hour or so.
所以我们就一直这样下去吗 So we can just keep on doing this.
多久 For how long?
我真为他高兴 I'm so happy for him.
真心的 I mean it.
Ray, 我的好哥们, 我必须得说 Ray, buddy, I have to tell you.
那姑娘可真是漂亮 That is a beautiful piece of ass.
我见过的最美丽动人的生物, 而她选择了我 The most gorgeous creature I've ever seen, and she chose me.
她有什么姐妹, 朋友或者远房表亲什么的吗 Does she have any sisters, friends, fourth cousin, anything?
她离开纽约的时候已经跟那边的人一刀两断了 She burned her bridges when she left New York.
她仅有的两个朋友就在那边 Her only friends are... just over there.
他们已经很幸福地在一起了 They're already so happy together.
顺便说一句 By the way.
我觉得我们的朋友Larry嫉妒你 I think our friend Larry's jealous of you
因为你实在是招人厌 because you're basically disgusting.
-你什么都有了 -的确如此 -You have it all. -I do.
-我已经好久没跳这么长时间 -她很有劲 -I haven't danced so much since- -She's strong.
有没有看到她刚刚带着我转的样子 Did you see her twirling me around out there?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-没事 -看看这瘀伤 -It's nothing. -Look at that bruise.
原来你跟Ray喜欢玩重口的, 怎么不告诉我 You and Ray like the rough stuff? Why didn't you tell me?
我有些道具可以借给你们 I've got some equipment I can lend you.
不, 不是的, 是我笨手笨脚的 No, no, no. I'm a klutz.
不用解释 Don't.
天啊, 看, 我父母在一起跳舞呢 Jesus, look. My parents dancing together.
宝贝, 我们绝对不要变成那样, 好吗 Baby, let's never end up like that, okay?
新婚快乐 Congratulations!
-天啊 -结束了 -Jesus Christ. -It's over.
结束, 才刚开始呢 Over? It's just beginning.
谁说不是呢 You're not kidding.
幸运转盘
你好, Ray, 听说你结婚了 Hey, Ray. I hear you got married.
很漂亮, 很迷人, 她是谁 That's beautiful. That's gorgeous. Who is she?
-她叫做 -太好了 -Well, her name is - -That's swell.
你的梦中情人, 对吗 The girl of your dreams, huh?
-你带她来这里了吗 -这里 -Did you get her here? -Here?
我们的摊位, 最受欢迎的展览 At our booth. Our most popular exhibit.
梦中女郎
或许我该 Well, maybe I should...
什么, 你疯了吗, 你是傻瓜吗 What? Are you crazy? What, are you nuts?
你不想搞清楚自己有没有找错人吗 You don't want to find out you got the wrong one.
咱们去奇幻屋吧 Let's go to the fun house.
她长得真像你 She looks just like you.
樱花寿司
两周年快乐 Two years.
我爱你 I love you.
我从没想过 I never thought...
自己能过上这样平淡快乐的日子 ...it would be possible for me to have such a normal life.
我叔叔以前总说 My uncle used to say-
-Sissy, 你不是Sissy吗 -抱歉 -Sissy? Aren't you Sissy? -Excuse me?
得克萨斯的皮鲁, 我是Cora的姐姐 Piru, Texas. I'm Cora's sister.
我是Lena·Mathers, 现在是Lena·Reardon I'm Lena Mathers. Now Lena Reardon.
来自俄亥俄州的代顿 Dayton, Ohio.
抱歉, 你的声音不是很 I'm sorry. Your voice isn't quite...
刚刚有那么一会儿, 我还以为 Just for a minute, I thought...
-我很抱歉 -没关系 -I'm very sorry. -That's okay.
真是奇怪 That's so strange.
那个叫Sissy的女人 This woman Sissy something...
这已经是第二次了 That's twice that's happened -
在纽约时有过一次, 现在又在这里 Once in New York. And now here.
她跟我长得一模一样 She looks exactly like me.
或者她是另一个我, 我的二重身 Maybe she's my double. My doppelganger.
她才是真的活着的那个 She's the one who's really alive.
-我只是 -你不觉得在活着吗 -I'm just... -You don't feel alive?
当然觉得 Of course I do.
只是有时候这样的生活让我觉得 Only doesn't life seem sometimes like this...
像是个奇怪的梦 ...very strange dream?
那我希望我不会醒来 I hope I don't wake up.
我会让你知道的 I'll let you know.
那这样 That's it.
好, 那我回头再打给你, 好, 再见 Okay. I'll talk to you later, then. All right. Bye.
刚刚是谁 Hi. Who was that?
舞蹈班上认识的黛比 Debby from my dance class.
她的婚姻状况非常糟 Stuff in her marriage is insane.
我见过黛比吗 Have I met Debby?
没有, 因为, 她人很好, 不过她丈夫就 No, 'cause, well, she's great. But her husband is...
这种组合可不常见 It's an unusual combination.
他是个神经病而且很无聊 He's a psychopath and he's boring.
还真是少见 That is unusual.
你今天过得怎么样 So. How was your day?
-跟Mura的合作有进展吗 -没有 -Any news on the Mura job? -No.
很有希望 It looks good.
你怎么样呀 What's up with you?
对不起, 我不是很有性趣 I'm sorry. I just haven't felt very...
没事 It's okay.
我希望性趣能回来 I hope it'll come back.
会的, 医生说需要时间 It will. The doctor said it'll take time.
勇气
成家的感觉如何 So how's it feel?
好像变得跟生意什么的一样了 It's like it's become a business or something.
-像是合作伙伴 -婚姻就是这样 -You know, a partnership. -That's what marriage is.
-我不喜欢这样 -不只你这样 -Well, I don't like it. -You're not the only one.
另外我还有一种很奇怪的嫉妒心, 猜疑 Plus I get these weird... jealousies. Suspicions.
比如说 Oh, yeah? Like what?
那其实也很正常 That's normal. Too.
不过一般这只会把自己逼疯 Usually it's just a way of driving yourself crazy.
但也有例外 But not always?
对, 也有例外 No. No, not always.
你是说, Elaine有... What are you saying? Elaine has...
有时很多事都有暗示的 Sometimes everything's a clue.
你认为是妄想的那些事 And what you think is paranoia -
实际上是敏锐的洞察力 is actually heightened awareness.
-那太糟了 -完全不会 -That's too bad. -Not at all.
大家都是彼此彼此啊 What's sauce for the goose...
抱歉, 我不知道发生了什么事 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened.
-Mura先生从不迟到 -别担心 -Mr. Mura's never late. -Don't even think about it.
不好意思, 不好意思 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
只是, 我们在电话里交流过那么多次 It's just, we've spoken on the phone so many times.
我完全没想到你会这么迷人 And I never had any idea you were so attractive.
谢谢 Thank you.
但在我看来, 智慧比美貌更重要, 不是吗 But personally, I prefer brains to beauty, don't you?
当然, 当然 No. Of course. Yes.
我在Swarthmore忍了四年可不是为了... I didn't endure the four years at Swarthmore in order to -
-你是Swarthmore毕业的 -是的 -You went to Swarthmore? -Yes.
-我妻子也是 -真的吗 -So did my wife. -Really?
你是哪一届的 So. What year were you?
在Swarthmore吗, 83届的 Swarthmore? '83.
那你认识Lena·Mathers吗 Well then. Did you know Lena Mathers?
好像不认识 I don't think so. No.
但上学那几年很疯狂 But those years were crazy.
为成绩和工作发狂 Between the frenzy for grades and jobs and...
更可怕的是, 那时候 Then in the middle of all of that,
学生会主席, Sam·Shaw the president of the college. Sam Shaw,
在致辞的时候突发心脏病而死 died of a heart attack as he was speaking to us.
连最好的朋友我都不怎么记得了 I hardly remember my best friends.
Mura先生 Mr. Mura.
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
-我们要去日本了 -真的吗 -We're going to Japan. -We are?
Mura的生意谈成了 You got the Mura job?
-太棒了 -确实 -That's great. -It is great.
这栋建筑会是这世界上 This building is going to be like nothing else
独一无二的 in the whole world.
我真为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
对了, 你是Swarthmore哪一届的 By the way, what year were you at Swarthmore?
84届, 怎么了 '84. Why?
为Mura工作的那个Celine·Rogers This woman who works for Mura, Celine Rogers.
她也是那个时候在那儿上学 She was there at the same time.
-我不记得她了 -她也不记得你 -I don't remember her. -No, she didn't remember you either.
你还记得Sam·Shaw吗 Remember Sam Shaw?
-谁 -死于突发性心脏病 -Who? -Died of a heart attack.
是我同学, 天啊, 他因为心脏病去世了吗 He was a classmate. God, he died of a heart attack?
太可怕了 It's scary, isn't it?
跟我一样的年纪 Someone my age.
坏事不知何时就会发生 Bad things can just come out of nowhere.
是啊 Exactly.
雄鸡酒店
在找什么, 需要帮忙吗 Can I help you find something?
你的真名是Sissy吗 Is your real name Sissy?
-什么 -你听到我问的了 -What? -You heard me.
你是说我是不是那个长得像我的女人 You mean am I really this other woman who looks like me?
是的 Yeah.
就跟科幻小说一样, 我们被交换了什么的 Like a sci-fi thing -we've been switched or something.
不是科幻小说, 是现实, 你是她吗 Not like sci-fi, like real. Like are you really her?
我不知道, Ray, 我没学过哲学 I don't know, Ray. I never studied philosophy.
这样的问题让我头疼 Questions like that make my head hurt.
我忘记让莎莉去银行了 I forgot to have Sally go to the bank.
我需要一些现金 I need some cash.
没问题 No problem.
告诉Mura先生 Now, you tell Mr. Mura
他不能占用你太久, 否则我会寂寞死的 he can't keep you long or I'll die of loneliness.
我会的, 再见 I will. Bye-bye.
Ray Ray.
吻我 Kiss me.
我爱你, Lena, 我爱你 I love you, Lena. I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
再见 Bye.
欢迎收听WTXE, 这里是德克萨斯州的皮鲁 We welcome you back to WTXE right here in Piru, Texas -
短猎枪之乡 home of the sawed-off shotgun.
如果你不喜欢我们的音乐, 那就离开 If you don't like our music, leave town.
皮鲁 美发沙龙
你好 Hello.
我是一家大地产商的执行人 I'm the executor of a very large estate.
我想找一个曾经住在这里的人 I'm trying to find someone who used to live here.
你认识她吗 Do you recognize her?
名字或小名是Sissy First name or nickname is Sissy.
从没见过 Never seen her.
谢谢 Thank you.
一美元 在后面付钱
加油请按喇叭
给你 There you go.
-外地人 -是 -Out of state? -Yeah.
来土地投机还是什么 Land speculation or what?
觉不觉得人来这世间一遭 Think people are put on earth -
唯一目的就是把别人逼疯 for the sole purpose to drive other people crazy?
我爸把我妈送去收容 My father had my mom put away.
可他才是让我妈变疯的那个 And he's the one that made her lose her marbles.
你认识她吗 Do you know her?
Sissy, 但愿她跟你没什么关系 Sissy. Hope she's nothin' to you.
她是我妻子 She's my wife.
猜到了 Figures.
-她离家出走了吗 -没有 -She run off and leave you? -No.
时候未到 Well, give it time.
她对你做了这样的事吗 Is that what she did to you?
她对我做的我都说不出口 She did things to me I can't even pronounce.
抱歉, 不过要我说 Sorry. I'll give her this, though -
她一直都想嫁个有钱人 She always had it in her mind to marry somebody rich.
该去干活儿了 Gotta go to work.
她叫什么 What's her name?
-真名 -你不知道 -Her real name. -You don't know.
Thelma·Sneeder Thelma Sneeder.
她在这还有家人吗 Does she still have family here?
大多数人都是婚前查这些事 Most folks find this stuff out beforehand.
顺着那条路一直走 Go up that road there.
在树枝路右转, 胡桃树路右转 A right on Branch. Left on Hickory.
第三栋房子就是 It's the third house.
代Buddy向她问好, 好吗 Tell her hi from Buddy, you hear?
-Sneeder太太 -是我 -Mrs. Sneeder? -Yes.
天啊, 你是Ray Oh, my God. It's Ray!
是的, 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
-一切都好吗 -是的 -Is everything okay? -Yes.
进来, 快进来 Come in. Come in quickly.
你来这里安全吗 Is it safe for you to be here?
-安全 -你的工作 -Safe? -With your job.
抱歉, 我不明白 I'm sorry. I'm misunder...
你不用假装了, Sissy都写信告诉我们了 You don't have to pretend. Sissy wrote us all about it.
-干什么 -自己来看 -What do you want? -Come see for yourself.
你有Tina的近照吗 You got any recent pictures of Tina?
有, 有的 I do, actually. Yes.
我来了, 快别理她, Ray Well. I'll be. Put her there, Ray.
太好了, 终于见到你了 It's good to finally meet you.
你能给我们弄点儿咖啡吗, 亲爱的 Could you go and get us some coffee, hon?
没想到吧 Surprise!
谢谢你 Thank you.
真高兴一切都结束了 I'm glad it's over.
爸爸 Dad.
快来看孩子 Come see the baby.
我来拿 I'll get those.
-你们需要帮忙吗 -不用啦 -Y'all need any help out there? -No. Thanks.
你说我是中情局的吗 I'm in the CIA?
不让他们来, 我总得想些理由 I had to give them some reason why they couldn't visit.
那你说你妈妈打你 What about that story of your mom beating you
你爸爸在一边看的事呢 and your father watching?
是假的 Not true.
但在家里受到的伤害可以是多种多样的 But there's lots of different kinds of abuse within a family.
好吧 Right, okay.
但如果你告诉我的这些都是假的 But if the things that you tell me aren't true,
那什么是真的, Lena then what is true, Lena?
你是谁 Who are you?
我是你妻子 I'm your wife.
给她取名Sissy是因为我们想再要一个男孩 Called her Sissy 'cause we wanted to have another child -a boy.
当然, 最后也没要成 Of course, we never did.
但Sissy从小到大都那么漂亮 But Sissy was always so, so beautiful
所以也无所谓了 that it didn't really matter.
不过, 她写信给我说 Still, when she wrote me that she was -
是写给我们 Wrote us!
当然, 那还用说 Of course. That goes without saying.
当然要说 Well, then say it.
她写信给我们说要改名 She wrote us she was changing her name.
我自然会觉得被冒犯 Well, naturally, I was insulted.
我们两个都这样觉得 We both were.
不过这也算是女性解放的一部分 But it was kind of a women's lib thing.
女人都是因为婚姻才改跟夫姓 Women change their name for a man when they get married.
那为什么不能为了自己改名 So why not change it for their own sakes?
但她永远都是我们的Sissy But she'll always be Sissy to us.
你父母看起来都是非常和蔼的人 Your parents seem like perfectly decent people.
是的 Yep.
那为什么藏着他们不让我见到 Why'd you hide them from me?
他们在德克萨斯, 在贫穷的状态里不能自拔 They're stuck... in Texas, in poverty.
你感觉不到吗, 他们是拖着我的沉重负担 Can't you feel it, they were this weight dragging me down.
如果我待在那儿 If I'd have stayed there
可能会嫁给那个Buddy, 给他生孩子 I would've married that guy Buddy. I would've had his kids.
每天晚上喝啤酒 Would have drunk beer every night
直到变肥, 变丑, 变无聊 till I got really fat, ugly and bored.
所以我创造了自己 So I invented myself.
我编造出了Lena·Mathers, 然后成为了她 I made up Lena Mathers and I became her.
据说每七年, 你身体里的所有分子 They say you replace every molecule in your body
都会更新一遍 every seven years.
我八年前就改了名字 I changed my name eight years ago.
再也没有Thelma·Sneeder了 No more Thelma Sneeder.
你难道不该因此称赞我一下吗 Aren't you gonna give me credit for it?
至少这样的举动非常勇敢 Doesn't it at least seem brave
我变成了完全不同的一个人 that I became this completely different person?
这让我看你的方式完全不同了 It makes me look at you in a completely different way.
我还是你 Me or you?
真正的问题难道不是"你是谁" Isn't the real question who are you?
你真的是Ray·Reardon吗 Are you really Ray Reardon
或者这只是你父母给你的名字 or is that the name your parents hung on you?
你一直都是个乖乖男 Oh, you've always been a good boy,
你一直扮着Ray应该是的样子 you've gone along with who Ray was supposed to be.
做着Ray该做的事 Done what Ray was supposed to do.
但你是谁 But who are you?
你来自哪儿, 你想要什么 Where are you really from? What do you really want?
我累了, 我想睡觉了 I'm tired. And I want to go to bed.
很多次躺在这里我都想告诉你 I tried to tell you so many times, lying here like this.
我对自己说 I'd say to myself.
"就现在, Lena, 告诉他" "Now, Lena, tell him".
我真希望你早点儿告诉我 I wish you had.
我害怕 I was afraid...
如果你知道真实的我 if you knew the real me...
我就会失去你 I'd lose you.
你要乖乖的 You be a good girl now.
-一路顺风 -让她好好做饭给你吃 -Have a safe trip. -You make her feed you.
她有在做 She does.
-再见 -再见 -Goodbye. -Bye-bye.
如果你不跟我离婚 If you're not divorcing me,
我想每个月给他们打钱 I'd like to send them money every month.
-当然 -我们没事了吗 -Sure. -Then we're okay?
看着我 Look at me.
告诉我这就是真相 Tell me it's the truth.
你知道是的 You know it is.
无论你过去是谁, 现在是谁 No matter who you were and no matter who you are.
以后是谁, 我都会爱你 No matter who you will be. I'm going to love you.
比以前更爱 From now on better than ever.
我爱你 I love you.
德克萨斯州皮鲁飞来的250号航班已抵达 Announcing landing of Flight 250 from Piru, Texas.
比以前更爱 Now better than ever.
你迟到了, Ray, 演出已经开始了 You're late, Ray. The show's already started.
Ray, Ray, 我的孩子 Ray! Ray, my boy!
你多么的高贵 You're looking grand!
你喜欢这个吗, 这个呢 You like these, huh? And this?
告诉我Ray, 告诉我真心话 Tell me, Ray. Tell me true.
我是你的梦中情人吗 Am I the girl of your dreams?
其实 Actually...
当然不是, 看这里 Of course not! Look! Looky here.
有人看着眼睛 Some guys look at the eyes.
有人注视着腿 Some guys look at the thighs.
我却看着钱包 I just look at the purse.
怎么样, 你喜欢吧, Ray How about that? You like it, Ray?
没错, 你喜欢 Sure, you do!
认出她是谁了吗 Recognize her yet?
现在, 万众期待的一刻 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
决定Ray·Reardon命运的一刻 The moment which will determine Ray Reardon's fate.
各位, 就是她 Here she is, folks!
最后但同样重要的, 鲍勃小朋友 And last but not least, it's Baby Bob! Yeah!
如果大家不记得在去年的 For those of you who don't remember Bob Baby
小可爱比赛中有鲍勃小朋友的话 from last year's cutie-pie contest.
是因为那时他还没出生 Well he wasn't born yet.
这位是Tina, 和以往一样可爱 Okay. And now it's Tina. Cute as ever. Yeah.
这是Lena, 比以往更可爱, 没错 And Lena. Cuter than ever. That's right.
来来, 就这样 All right, come on now, that's it.
别害羞宝贝, 秀出来吧 Don't serve it, baby. Feel the burn.
好样的 Attagirl! Okay.
这位是傻瓜Ray, 没错 And Pinhead Ray, that's right.
傻瓜Ray拥有完美的生活 Pinhead Ray with the perfect life.
完美的妻子, 完美的家庭 He's got the perfect wife. The perfect family.
他拥有男人想要拥有的一切 Why, he's got everything a man could possibly want -
除了每周三下午的高尔夫球赛 except a Wednesday afternoon golf game.
当然也没有年轻可爱的情妇, 不说这个了 And, well, a cute young mistress. But never mind that now.
他才没空做这些 He doesn't have time for any of these things...
别说了, Norman, 一点都不好笑 Stop it, Norman. That's not funny.
我正是这个意思 Exactly my point.
东德法官Lena说这并不好笑 According to the East German judge Lena, it's not funny.
现在我们来看看Elaine律师 So now we come to our legal beagle Elaine
和她来自西城的委托人Bernardo and her client Bernardo from West Side Story
还有一根柱子, 不过这柱子真不错 and a post. That is a great post, by the way.
现在我们将镜头对准... And now let's turn the camera on...
这个家伙, 没错, 这是个笨蛋 This guy, yes! This is a stupid guy.
都不能养活自己 This is a guy who can't make a living.
-这是, 这是... -讨厌鬼 -This is... This is... -A pain in the ass!
讨厌鬼, 谢谢, Ray, 谢谢 A pain in the ass! Thank you, Ray, thank you.
这家伙一无是处 This is a guy who's going nowhere fast.
-这是, 这是... -讨厌鬼 -This is... This is... -A pain in the ass!
没错还是讨厌鬼, 谢谢, Ray A pain in the ass again. Thank you, Ray, yes.
-谁去管管他 -讨厌鬼 -Will somebody stop him? -A pain in the ass!
管我吗, 我是管不住的 Stop me? I can't be stopped.
够了, Norman That's enough, Norman.
把相机关了 Somebody stop the camera.
我的天 For Christ's sake!
啤酒在哪里 Hey, where's the beer?
一切还好吗 So how's everything?
-从早上我们聊过以后吗 -拜托 -Since we talked this morning? -Come on.
我很久没见Lena了, 她看起来不错 Now come on, I haven't seen Lena in a while. She looks great.
没错, 她很好 You're right, she looks great.
生完孩子四个月, 她看上去非常不错 Four months after giving birth. She looks really great.
-非常不错, 说实话 -什么 -Very great, and I'll be honest with you... -Yes?
算了不说了 No, I won't, actually.
我刚改主意了, 还是不说了 I changed my mind and I will not be honest.
因为听起来... Because it's just that...
我好像在哪里见过 I think I saw somewhere. Where for them,
说生孩子就像婚外情一样 giving birth is like having an affair.
会让人容光焕发 It gives them a glow.
容光焕发, 没错 A glow, yes.
她简直重生了一样, 真是太美了 So she's alive again in a whole new way, and that's beautiful.
容光焕发吗 A glow?
至于你, 可以讨好我, 这样咱俩都高兴 You, by the way, can kiss my ass. And that'll make us both happy.
真是太奇怪了, 你自己看看 It's the strangest thing. See for yourself.
-怎么样, Bernardo -我看也不像他 -Well, Bernardo? -It doesn't look like him to me.
我就是这意思 I rest my case.
他看起来和父母都不像 He doesn't look like either of his parents.
估计是在医院被护士搞错了 I think he was switched in the hospital.
真是抱歉, 真的是这样吗 I'm sorry. Is that what happened?
你被哪个迷糊的护士搞错了吗 Did some drunken nurse switch you?
好了 There you go.
晚安 Good night.
晚安, 亲爱的 Good night. Good night, sweetie.
不行 I can't.
和你说了不行 I told you I couldn't.
我当然想去, 只是... Of course I want to. It's just...
你得有点耐心 You just have to be patient.
是吗 Yeah?
我完全同意 I absolutely guarantee it.
好的 Yeah, okay.
好的 Okay.
再见 Bye.
是黛比 Debby.
她想让我去看男脱衣舞 She wants me to go see those male strippers.
应该挺有趣的 That should be fun.
再给她打一次, 好吗 Could you try her again. Please?
我刚打过, 先生 I just did, sir.
每十分钟打一次, 打通为止 Keep trying her every ten minutes until you reach her.
好的, 先生, 可今天是周三 Yes, sir. But it's Wednesday.
我明天要参加葬礼, 今天要早走 I have that funeral tomorrow so I'm leaving early.
不停打, 直到你下班 Just keep trying, please, until you go.
好的先生, 没问题 Yes, sir, of course.
该死的 Fuck it.
我喜欢在孩子们睡了之后来点夜宵 I love these late dinners after the kids are asleep.
你腿上有於伤 You have a bruise on your leg.
-天啊 -怎么弄的 -Christ. -Where did you get it?
我的精神医生说我该... My shrink says I should...
我怎么总得跟你解释 Why do I always have to go through this?
我很笨, 容易弄伤自己 I'm clumsy. I bruise easily.
我不想每次撞到椅子都跟你汇报 And I don't want to talk about it every time I bump into a chair.
这是你做的吗 Did you cook this?
不, 这是外卖 No, it's takeout.
-你为什么不做饭 -什么 -Why didn't you cook? -What?
你为什么不做饭 Why didn't you cook?
因为做饭很无聊, 你怎么不做 Cause cooking gets boring. Why didn't you cook?
我整天都在工作 I work all day.
你到底怎么了 What's wrong with you?
但愿你喜欢这种发疯的戏码 I hope you enjoy these psychotic episodes.
-你是去了他家吗 -你说什么 -So you go to his place? -Excuse me?
你去他家和他乱搞吗 You fuck him at his place?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
打开 Open it up.
秘书说过我今天给你打电话了吗 Did your secretary tell you I called today?
中午, 我当时在外面 At noon. I was out on site.
我给你打了一下午电话 I called back all afternoon.
我本来想去你的办公室 I had this fantasy of coming to your office
把你干翻在桌子上 and screwing your brains out on top of your desk.
看来我不该这么想 I guess the fantasy was misplaced.
你不在, 我就去看了心理医生 When you weren't there, I went to my shrink's
之后去了黛比那里 and then I went to Debby's.
如果你不相信, 给黛比打电话 If you don't believe me, call Debby.
要我来打吗 Want to call her?
拿去 Go ahead.
答录机 The machine.
你也不留个言 And you didn't leave a message.
你想留言吗, 说吧 You want to leave a message? Here.
你有病, 去治治吧 You're sick. Get some help.
Ray Ray.
你想要什么, Ray What do you want, Ray?
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
假装这只是一场梦 Pretend it's all a dream.
抱歉迟到了, 各位 Sorry I'm late, everybody.
你是临时代班的吗 Are you the temp?
是的, 我叫爱丽丝·科勒 Yes. Sir. Alice Keller.
我是Ray·Reardon I'm Ray Reardon.
估计我的秘书已经走了 I guess my secretary left.
我们见过吗 Have we met?
没有, 应该没见过 No, sir. I don't believe we have.
不, 我们见过, 等等, 你是... Yes, we have. Wait, you're...
你是我妻子的朋友对吗, 她叫Lena You're friends with my wife, right? Lena?
没错, 就是你 Sure, you are.
Lena·Mathers, 你参加了我们的婚礼 Lena Mathers. You were at our wedding.
说话 Tell me.
在公园见面真是浪漫 What a nice idea to meet in the park.
你认识那个女人吗 You recognize that woman?
你雇她假装是你的朋友 You hired a temp to be your friend?
人都应该有朋友, 对吗 A person's supposed to have friends, right?
人人都有朋友 Everyone has friends.
你告诉她要做什么的时候 When you told her what the job was,
还取笑我 you were laughing and making fun of me.
她不懂 She didn't understand.
要知道, 并不是我成为了Lena See, it wasn't just that I became Lena
然后Lena刚好遇见了你 and Lena happened to meet you.
是我选择了你 I chose you.
五年前我在纽约第一次见到你 I first saw you five years ago in New York.
在曼哈顿西区的一场派对上 A party on the West Side,
河畔路和九十几街交口 Riverside and 90 something.
我看到了你, 然后我就知道 I saw you. And somehow I knew.
我知道就是你了 I knew you were it.
我那时有妻子 I was still married.
之后我听说你离婚了 Then later I heard you'd left your wife.
我的一个朋友, 米米·摩尔认识Norman A friend of mine, Mimi Moore, knows Norman
所以她从他那得到了信息 and so she got information from him.
信息 Information?
你喜欢什么东西, 喜欢什么类型的女人 The kind of things you like. What kind of woman you like.
等等, 所以你装作... Wait a minute. So you've pretended...
只有一些, 外表这方面 Just a few things. Just the outside.
就像换了新衣服或是喷了新香水 It's like putting on new clothes or a new perfume.
性格就像香水 Personality is a perfume?
没错 Sure.
香水就是为了吸引人 Perfume's intended to attract somebody.
但你不会因此爱上谁, 对吗 But it's not the thing you fall in love with... is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
这就是结局了吗 Is this the end?
我做不到继续向你敞开心扉然后... I can't keep opening my heart to you and getting...
这不就是爱吗 Isn't that what love is?
我说的不是激情 I don't mean passion.
而是爱 Love.
难道那不是一种信念 Isn't an act of faith, loving someone
尽管要接受无法忍受的事却还会继续爱她 despite having to put up with things which are intolerable?
敞开心扉 Opening your heart
一次, 又一次 again and again?
她说得没错, 你完美吗 She's right. I mean, are you perfect?
不, 但你想要被爱对吗 No, but you want to be loved anyway, right?
那就去爱她 Love her anyway.
我们就是这样拯救自己的, 去爱别人 It's how we save ourselves. By loving people.
我可以告诉你一些Elaine的事 I could tell you some stories about Elaine.
-只是... -我感觉像个傻瓜一样 -It's just... -I feel like a fool.
我们都是恋爱中的傻瓜, 不是吗 We're all fools in love, aren't we?
听从你的内心 Follow your heart.
-谢谢, 伙计 -没事 -Thanks, man. -Yeah.
这就是朋友存在的意义 This is what friends are for.
哈尔, 他们很慷慨 Hal, they're being very generous.
只是我不需要这活儿 I just don't need the work.
你得把间距缩小, 好的, 没问题 You should lower the pitch. All right, okay.
至于其他的, 忘了吧, 就这么定了 Listen. On that other matter, forget it. Let's settle.
好的, 他总是在车里 Yeah, okay. He's always in the car.
真是... Just a very...
还有, 莎莉, 给Mura先生打个电话 Also, Sally, we should call Mr. Mura, please.
好的 Yes, sir.
您妻子的信用卡账单寄到了公司里 Your wife's Visa bill came here instead of the house.
钱都是Lena在管, 他们为什会寄到... Lena handles the money. Why would they have sent...
似乎是张新卡, 他们弄错了 Apparently it's a new card and they made a mistake.
把账单付了, 我今晚问问她 Pay it. I'll ask her about it tonight.
-你要看看吗 -不用 -Do you want to look it over? -No.
有问题吗 Should I?
三月二十七号是周几 What day of the week was May 27th?
周三 A Wednesday, sir.
给我家里打个电话 Would you call my house, please?
我打过了, 她不在家 I did, sir. She's not home.
-那打给雄鸡酒店试试 -好 -Try the Hotel Chanticleer. -Yes, sir.
请接Lena·Reardon Lena Reardon, please.
她退房了 She checked out.
钥匙拿了吗 You got the keys?
乖孩子, Tina Good girl, Tina.
亲爱的, 小心点 Hi, sweetie, be careful.
我在桌上放了点心 Hi. I put a snack on the table.
好, 他可乖了 Good. He's a good boy.
-珍妮, 带孩子们出去 -怎么了 -Jeanne, take the kids out. -What?
-请带孩子们出去 -带他们去哪 -Take the kids outside, please. -Where will I take them?
-哪都行, 去公园吧 -是, 先生 -Anywhere. The park. -Yes. Sir.
走吧, Tina Come on, Tina.
走, Tina, 走吧 Come on. Tina, come on.
真的有必要每天都来这么一出吗 Is it really necessary to throw a scene every single day?
又怎么了 What's that for?
你把账单都扔了 You threw away the bill.
什么账单 What bill?
每周三, 雄鸡酒店 Hotel Chanticleer every fucking Wednesday!
我扔了吗 I threw it away?
我问你, 你为什么不小心一点 Let me ask you this: Why weren't you more careful?
为什么不多带个套 Why didn't you get a second diaphragm?
随处都是证据, 太草率了 Leaving evidence around like this, it's sloppy.
他为什么不用安全套 Why didn't he use a prophylactic?
有时候我们是会用安全套 Sometimes we do use a prophylactic.
有时候我就给他口 And sometimes I just give him a blow job.
我就知道你是个虐待狂 I always knew you were abusive.
我干你, 你干我 I do you, you do me.
-是谁 -你不知道吗 -Who is it? -Don't you know?
你猜不到吗 Can't you guess?
黛比 Debby.
-黛比只是答录机 -没错 -Debby's an answering machine. -That's right.
只是个女人的声音, 有人说那是黛比 Just a woman's voice -someone saying they're Debby.
到底是谁 Who the fuck is it?
你比我更了解他 You know him better than I do.
某些方面来说, 你更了解他 Well... in some ways, you know him better.
其他方面, 我更了解 In other ways, I know him better.
怎么, 我不是在告诉你你一直怀疑的吗 What? Aren't I telling you what you've always suspected?
你一直想要听到的 What you've always wanted to hear?
你还想听什么 What else do you want to hear?
想听有多爽吗 You want to hear how good it was?
-别说了 -太他妈爽了 -Stop it. -It was fucking great.
他那庞然大物 His cock is so huge.
他让我高潮了一次又一次 He makes me come and come and come.
最厉害的是 And the amazing thing is, really, -
这么久了, 你从未怀疑过 all this time, you never suspected.
多久了 All what time?
一直以来, Ray, 早在我们结婚前就开始了 The whole time, Ray. Even before we were married.
我所有的淤青 All my bruises.
一直以来, 那孩子们呢 The whole time? What about the kids?
他们是我的吗 Are they mine?
-你知道吗 -我当然知道 -Do you know? -Of course I do.
他们是谁的孩子 Whose are they?
我爱他们, 我把他们养大 I love them, and I raised them.
是啊, 没错 Yes, you have.
但我还是不会告诉你 But I'm still not gonna tell you.
就这样吗 Is that all?
周三 Wednesday.
周三, Norman那该死的高尔夫球赛 Wednesday. Norman's fucking golf game.
-Reardon先生 -你是谁 -Mr. Reardon. -Who are you?
我是石汀医生, Lena的心理医生 I'm Dr. Shteen. Lena's psychiatrist.
出什么事了, 我老婆呢 What happened? Where's my wife?
Lena打电话来了, 她已经受够了 Lena called. She was hysterical.
我是来评估你的精神状态的 I am here to evaluate your mental state.
-我的精神状态 -如果你对你老婆有威胁 -My mental state? -If you're a danger to your wife.
我们可以强制你接受七十二小时观察 We can have you committed for 72 hours' observation.
滚出我家, 你个贱人 Get the fuck out of my house, you son of a bitch!
警官 Officer!
别动 Take it easy.
这是哪一出 What the fuck's this?
把他带走, 危险精神病患者 Take him away. 5150.
根据福利与机构法规5150条规定 You will be held for observation -
你将被留院接受观察 according to Welfare and Institutions Code 5150.
你可以使用电话, 穿自己的衣服 You may use the telephone, wear your own clothes -
你也可以随时向法庭上诉请求释放 and you may petition the court at any time for your release.
我不管你用什么法律, 哈尔 I don't care what kind of law you practice, Hal.
我也不管要花多少钱, 我现在就要出去 I don't care what it costs. I want out of here right now.
法律, 去他妈的法律 The law? Fuck the law.
宝贝们, 你们一直在期待的这一刻 And now, babycakes, the moment you've all been waiting for -
决定Ray·Reardon命运的一刻 the moment which will determine Ray Reardon's fate.
她来了, 伙计们 Here she is, folks!
没错, Ray That's right, Ray!
不是你第二任妻子, 是你第一任 It wasn't your second wife. It was your first.
你就应该留在玛莎身边 You should have stayed with Martha.
下来吧 Come on down!
来, 跟她再跳最后一支舞 Come on! Give her one last dance!
好啊, 亲爱的 Hi, sweetie.
孩子们怎么样, 我想他们了 How are the kids? I miss them.
好极了, 想出去走走吗 Just peachy. Want to go for a walk?
不敢相信他们能让我们一起出来 I can't believe they let us out together.
奥斯卡会保护我的 Oscar will protect me.
这么贵的地方... A facility this expensive...
我要是突然暴走又打你呢 What if I fly into a rage and attack you?
你服了镇静药物 You're sedated.
是吗, 我没觉得镇静了 I am? I don't feel sedated.
那是因为你疯了 That's because you're crazy.
你来这干什么 So, what are you doing here?
周五是你的听证会 Friday's your hearing.
我想告诉你, 不管结果如何... I wanted to tell you. Whichever way it goes...
不管结果如何 Whichever way it goes?
我又不危险, 我也没疯 I'm not dangerous. I'm not crazy.
他们不会继续把我关在这里的 They aren't going to keep me in here.
我只想说... I just wanted to say...
Ray Ray?
尽管发生了这一切 In spite of everything...
我依然爱你 I love you.
我真的爱你 I really, truly love you.
Norman会失望的 Norman will be disappointed.
是啊, 你见过真正的我是怎样的 Yeah. You've seen who I really am.
比其他任何人见得都多 You've seen more than anybody ever...
而且你一直爱着我 ...and you kept on loving me.
你是个疯子 You're a psychopath.
也许吧 Probably.
疯子也有爱人的权力, 不是吗 A psychopath can still love somebody, can't they?
-法官阁下 -律师先生 -Your Honor. -Counselor.
我的委托人已经三十六小时未服药了吧 My client's been off medication for 36 hours?
是的, 当然 Yes, of course.
员工随时会带他进来 The staff should be bringing him in any minute now.
Reardon先生, 你要求召开这次听证会 Mr. Reardon, you requested this writ hearing.
是的, 法官阁下 Yes, Your Honor.
你正在接受非自愿监禁 You're being incarcerated against your will.
施帕茨医生, 医院的意见呢 And, Dr. Spatz, the hospital recommends?
患者情况很复杂, 法官阁下 It's a perplexing case. Your Honor.
我怀疑是非典型精神病 I suspect an atypical psychosis,
但我需要更长的时间来评估 but I need more time to evaluate.
-再加一百八十天吗 -等等 -180 days additional? -Wait a minute.
考虑到他对妻子的危险性 Considering the danger to his wife.
是的, 这是我的建议 Yes. That's what I'd recommend.
Reardon先生, 你要理解这是诉讼程序 Mr. Reardon, you understand this is a legal proceeding.
但我认为患者先出具证词更有意义 But I find it very useful if the patient testifies first.
-法官阁下, 我们更愿意 -我愿意 -Your Honor, we'd prefer... -I'd be glad to.
你说你妻子创造了一个身份和人格 You're saying your wife created a character and identity
-使你爱上了她 -是的 -so you would fall in love with her. -Yes.
她是在你朋友Norman的指引下这么做的 And she was guided by your friend, this Norman.
是的 Yes.
在你们整个婚姻中她都在跟他上床, 在... Who she slept with throughout your marriage at this...
雄鸡酒店 Hotel Chanticleer.
她有时会给他打电话 And she'd call him sometimes on the phone -
假装是一个不存在的女闺蜜黛比 and pretend it was this fictitious girlfriend Debby.
这听上很疯狂, 但是... This sounds so crazy, but...
不不不, 一点也没有 No, no, no. Not at all.
但在短时间内发现这一切 But the discovery of all this in such a short time.
我... I mean... I...
我打了她 I hit her.
我之前从没这么做过 I've never done that before.
认为我会对她造成持续伤害这种想法 And the idea that I pose some sort of permanent danger to her
-实在是太荒唐了 -我理解 -is just ludicrous. -I understand.
我想我们任何人发现这样的事情... I think any of us making that sort of discovery...
好吧 All Right.
现在听听另一方怎么说 Now let's see what the other side has to say.
我想请石汀医生作证 I'd like to call Dr. Shteen, please.
石汀医生, 作为Reardon夫人的心理医生 Dr. Shteen, as Mrs. Reardon's psychiatrist,
你认为她丈夫是否对她的生命有威胁 do you find that her husband poses a threat to her life?
我有时会这么想 I've thought so for some time.
Reardon夫人来我这咨询很多年了 Mrs. Reardon has been seeing me for several years...
很多次 and on many occasions,
她身上都有可见的惊人淤青 she's had visible and very alarming bruises.
当我问起的时候, 她说是他丈夫打的 When I asked her about them, she said that her husband hit her.
-一派胡言 -Reardon先生 -That's bullshit. -Mr. Reardon.
我建议Lena I've advised Lena
时常去寻求警察帮助 frequently to go and see the police.
所以当最近这起事件发生时... So when this latest incident occurred...
法官阁下, 我可以看看吗 Your Honor, may I?
我跟你说过, 我从没打那么重 I told you before I never hit that high.
-这是她自己打的 -交给我吧 -She's done this to herself. -I'll take care of it.
这就是陷害 It's a fucking frame-up.
关于Reardon先生对你和他妻子的控告... Then Mr. Reardon's accusations about you and his wife...
我是个混蛋, 法官阁下 Look, I'm an asshole, Your Honor.
我能这么说吗 Can I say that?
我一直是个混蛋, 但这个... All right, see. I've always been an asshole, but this...
即使Lena想要我... Even if Lena wanted me...
说实话, 我可能无法拒绝 I probably couldn't resist, to be honest.
一次还有可能, 你看她那么美 Once I could have. I mean, look at her.
但这么长时间 But to carry on this long?
Ray是我的朋友 Ray is my friend.
此外, 过去十年每周三的下午 Besides, every Wednesday afternoon for the last ten years -
我都在打高尔夫球 I've played golf.
我带了一些球友的信 I brought some letters from my golf buddies.
一些... Some...
这些淤青, 你见过吗 And these bruises, have you seen them before?
当然 Sure.
你是否注意到其他暴力事件 And are you aware of any other examples of violence.
特别是针对女性的吗 Particularly towards women?
怎么了 What was that?
Ray的第一任妻子玛莎, 他们分手时 Ray's first wife Martha -when they broke up,
他扇了她耳光 he slapped her.
对不起 I'm sorry.
法官阁下, 那已经四年半前的事了 Your Honor, that was 4 and 1/2 years ago.
知道了, 律师先生 So noted. Counselor.
你叫什么 And your name.
黛比·崔碧姆 Debby Tribbium.
你与该案有何关系 And what is your relationship?
我只是... 我是Lena舞蹈课上的朋友 I'm just... I'm a friend of Lena's from dance class.
她有时候会给我打电话 And she calls me on the phone sometimes.
你见过Reardon先生吗 Have you met Mr. Reardon?
当然, 有几次 Sure, a couple of times.
我在他们家吃过饭 I had dinner there.
有次我去串门 Once I dropped by.
她在撒谎, 我从没见过她 She's lying. I've never met her.
她是个该死的临时演员 She's a fucking temp.
黛比, 你是临时工吗 Debby, do you work for a temporary agency?
-什么 -你是吗 -Excuse me? -Do you?
我在城北开了家甜点店 I own a cookie shop on the North side.
巧克力饼干, 燕麦葡萄干饼干 Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin.
好吧, 请描述Reardon夫妇的公寓 Okay, then. Describe the Reardons' apartment.
是顶层公寓, 大教堂天花板 It's a penthouse apartment with cathedral ceilings.
客厅在右边, 厨房在左边... The living room is on the right, kitchen's on the left and...
行了 All right.
Reardon先生, 你是名杰出的建筑师 Mr. Reardon. You're a distinguished architect -
没有前科 without a blemish on your record.
也没有精神病史 There's no history of mental illness.
我没疯, 法官阁下 I'm sane, Your Honor.
你看起来听起来都没疯 You look sane. You sound sane, sir.
但你所说的一切似乎都是幻觉 But everything you say seems to be a delusion.
坦白讲, 我愿意相信你 Frankly, I'd like to believe you.
但没有证人也没有证据 But without a witness or some sort of corroboration...
可是, 法官阁下, 她的账单怎么解释 But, Your Honor. What about her bills?
每周三都去雄鸡酒店 The Hotel Chanticleer every Wednesday?
133元, 379元 $133. $379.
Reardon夫人 Mrs. Reardon?
法官大人, 我去过这个雄鸡酒店了 Your Honor, I went to this Hotel Chanticleer.
我这有酒店经理的一封信 And I have a letter from the manager -
上面说他从未见过我 saying he's never seen me before.
我不是他认识的那个Lena·Reardon That I'm not the Lena Reardon he knows.
那这些账单是谁消费的呢 Then who's responsible for these charges?
那张信用卡我用过一两次以后就丢了 I must have used that credit card once or twice and then lost it.
我直到最近才发现 I didn't realize it was missing until a few days ago.
我打电话问过公司 I called the company,
他们给我寄来了消费清单 and they sent over copies of the charges.
如果您想对比签名 If you'd like to compare signatures.
-不必了 -什么 -That's not necessary. -What?!
-很抱歉, Reardon先生 -抱歉 -I'm sorry, Mr. Reardon. -You're sorry?
-就一句抱歉 -别激动 -You're sorry? -Relax.
这可是我的人生 This is my life we're talking about.
我知道, 先生 I'm aware of that, sir.
而且我这是在帮你 And I'm doing you a favor.
如果你不是在这家医院里 If you weren't in this hospital,
你妻子大可让你去坐牢 your wife could have put you in jail.
但问题不在这 But this is not what this is about.
你没看出来她想干嘛吗 Don't you see what she's doing?
她偷了我的孩子 She's stolen my children.
偷了我的房子 She's stolen my house.
而且她在操纵你 And she's manipulating you.
Reardon先生, 够了 Mr. Reardon, that's enough.
-别碰我 -我警告你, 先生 -Get your fucking hands off me. -I'm warning you, sir.
去死吧 Fuck you. All right?
你他妈早就决定了 You've already made up your fucking mind.
那好吧 Very well, then.
-继续 -看看吧 -Proceed. -Just watch it.
你根本不知道你对付的是什么人 You have no idea who you're dealing with.
她骗了我 She lies to me,
又变着法子欺骗你 and she tells a different lie to you.
我很乐意进行测谎试验 I'd be happy to take a polygraph test.
她当然会接受, 她也能通过 You're fucking right she'd take it. She'd pass, too,
什么破机器的测试, 因为她就是一台机器 some fucking machine, 'cause she is a machine.
Reardon先生 Mr. Reardon.
我是机器, 可你娶了我 I'm a machine. You married me.
我娶了你, 而且我爱你 I married you. And I loved you.
可你却想搞死我 And you're fucking killing me!
别碰我 Get your hands off me.
-法官阁下, 拜托 -我没那么傻 -Your Honor, please. -I am not that dumb.
这个给你 Here. Take this.
这里不让穿这些 They don't let us wear these in here.
该死的把你的手拿开, 你个混蛋 Get your fucking hands off me, you son of a bitch.
今天怎么样, Ray How we doing today, Ray?
吃药万岁 God bless pharmaceuticals.
知道我爸怎么说吗 Know what my daddy says?
我爸说世上没有意外 My daddy says there are no accidents.
我们得到的就是我们想要的 That we all get exactly what we want.
你爸说错了 Your daddy's wrong.
谁说不是呢 Talk about it.
家庭让你发疯 Family makes you crazy...
朋友为你平抚伤痛 and friends ease the pain.
是吧, 约翰 Right, John?
是啊, 这就是朋友的意义所在 Yeah. That's what friends are for.
这正是... That's what fr...
朋友 friends...
我是Ray, 马上来看我 It's Ray. Visit me soon.
不要告诉任何人 Don't tell anybody you're coming.
回去睡觉 Go to bed.
Ray Ray.
Ray, 我是Elaine Ray, it's Elaine.
我来了 I'm here.
我带他出去可以吗 Is it all right if I take him outside?
没事的 You're safe.
他吃着那些药 With the drugs he's on,
简直手无缚鸡之力 he couldn't hurt a fly in December.
走吧 Come on.
是你打电话给我的吧 You called me, right?
我知道是你 I'm sure it was you.
听着, 我一直在努力 Well, look. I've been doing some work on my own -
想办法把你弄出去 to get you out of here.
但这个法律领域真是棘手 But this is a very weird legal area.
谢谢你来 Thanks for coming.
你知道我为什么被关在这吧 You know why I'm in here, right?
我误会Norman了, 应该是Larry I was wrong about Norman. And I think it was Larry.
-Larry怎么了 -他和Lena有一腿 -What was Larry? -Larry's been fucking Lena.
有没有可能他俩搞在一起四五年了 Is that possible for a long time, four or five years?
有可能, 可是我... It's possible, but I...
非常有可能, 这可以解释 It's more than possible. It explains...
这就解释得通... It would explain...
我想他俩想联手骗走我的钱 I think the two of them are trying to get my money.
然后跑去新西兰 And go to New Zealand.
什么 What?
他背着我在新西兰买了套房子 He bought a house in New Zealand without my knowledge.
首付昂贵, 我们根本付不起 It was a down payment we couldn't afford.
被我发现的时候 And when I found out about it -
他说是搞投资弄来的钱 he told me it was some kind of an investment.
别告诉他你知道了 Don't ever tell him you know.
我不会的 I won't.
让他痛不欲生 Make his life misery.
相信我 Believe me.
我想寻求你的法律意见 I want to retain your legal services.
你会不会被逼吐露出我们这次对话 Is there any way you can be forced to reveal this conversation?
-不会 -好的 -No. -Good.
告诉我这个办法是否可以 Then tell me if this will work.
什么 What?
Lena, 我是Elaine Lena, it's Elaine.
我来看望Ray了 I'm out here visiting Ray.
没, 他服了镇静剂 No, he's sedated.
非常安静 He's silent.
不过他确实说了一件事 But he did say this one thing.
他说你犯了个错误 He said you made a mistake.
我不懂, 但他反复说个不停 I don't know. But he kept repeating it.
他说你犯了个大错 He said you made a big mistake.
你忘了点事 You forgot something.
是的, 就这些 Yeah, that was all.
好 Okay.
好的, 你也是 Yeah. You too.
说不准, Ray, 也许可以, 也许不行 I don't know, Ray. Maybe, maybe not.
好了, Ray, 回头见 Okay. Ray. I'll see you soon.
好运 Good luck.
比利 Billy?
比利, 醒醒 Billy, wake up.
说吧 Talk about it.
我叫什么名字 What's my name?
-约翰 -你叫什么名字 -John? -What's your name?
-约翰 -你想不想要一百块 -John. -Do you want $100?
-美元吗 -当然 -American money? -You bet.
我每晚都会提醒你 I'll remind you every night.
有一天当我轻敲你的膝盖 And one day I'll tap you on the knee
你就知道要怎么做了, 好吗 and you'll know what to do, okay?
好的, 约翰 Okay, John.
生日快乐, 约翰, 我们爱你
我准备好了 I'm ready.
身体健康, 万事俱备 I'm right as rain. Ready as Robert.
别担心我, 约翰 Don't worry about me, John.
他在那 He's over there.
Ray Ray?
就是这样了 That's how he is.
去吧 Go ahead.
-廷贝尔 -天啊, 比利 -Timber! -Jesus, Billy!
谁刺激你了, 给我下去 Who woke you up? Get off of me!
下去 Get off of me!
你的前男友Buddy Your old boyfriend Buddy.
他父亲让他母亲成了精神病 His father had his mother committed.
你是从那获得的灵感吗 Is that where you got the idea?
也许吧 Maybe.
所以一切都是计划好的吗 So everything was planned?
干得漂亮 Well done.
你来了我真是非常高兴 I just think it's wonderful that you've come.
太感谢了 Thank you so, so much.
我来是因为你跟Elaine说的什么屁话 I came because of some bullshit you told Elaine.
我的计划有漏洞 There's a flaw in my plan?
说到计划, 我得问一下 Speaking of plans. I must ask -
你真要和Larry移居新西兰吗 are you really going to New Zealand with Larry?
Larry Larry?
等我搞定他, 他会巴不得自己是你 When I'm done with him, he'll wish he was you.
我的孩子们怎么办 What are you gonna do with my kids?
把孩子从你身边抢走, 告诉他们你死了 Take your kids away from you and tell them you died.
-或者干脆抛弃掉 -我不这么认为 -Or maybe I'll just leave them. -I don't think so.
你对我是谁, 做了什么仍然毫无头绪 You still don't have the faintest clue who I am or what I do.
你也是 Likewise.
天, 你真的好美 God, you are so beautiful.
令人陶醉 Ravishing.
-你没事吧 -从没这么好过 -You okay? -Never better.
从来没有这么好过 Never, never better.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
这会是我们最后一次相见了吧 This is the last time we're gonna see each other, right?
没错 Right.
我想真心地谢谢你 I want to thank you with all sincerity.
我的一生如同梦游 I've been sleepwalking my whole life.
是你唤醒了我, 我现在觉得生龙活虎 And you've woken me up. And I feel alive now.
你糟透了 You're fucked.
没错, 但我充满活力, 欢欣鼓舞 Yes, but I'm alive and inspired.
你如此清晰冷酷地执行着计划 You saw your plan with such clarity, such ruthlessness.
-干的好 -放开我 -Well done. -Let me go.
-不 -我要叫了 -No. -I'll scream.
-不, 你不会的 -我为什么不会 -No, you won't. -Why won't I?
因为人们会闻声而来 'Cause everyone will come running.
你就得不到了 And you won't get it.
得到什么 Get what?
你想要的 What you want...
你应该知道的 What you deserve.
你理应知道你计划里的漏洞 And you deserve to know the flaw in your plan.
你如此擅长 You were so good at it.
没准想要故技重施呢 And you might want to do it again.
好, 告诉我 Okay, tell me.
-先吻我 -什么 -Kiss me first. -What?
吻我, 我就告诉你 Kiss me, and I'll tell.
但必须是真心实意的吻 Only it has to be a real kiss...
能够让我铭记 something to remember.
不用找奥斯卡 We don't need Oscar.
我们不需要任何人 We don't need anyone.
吻我 Kiss me...
我就放了你 then I'll release you.
你是谁, Lena Who are you, Lena?
当你死亡时你会是谁 Who will you be when you die?
-你没那个胆 -我没有吗 -You don't have the guts. -Don't I?
没有, Ray, 你太实际了 No, Ray. You're too practical.
想想后果 What about the consequences?
没有后果 There are no consequences.
这就是你计划里的漏洞 That's the flaw in your plan.
我疯了 I'm crazy.
你把我逼疯了 You've driven me crazy.
最终目的正是如此 That was the whole idea.
疯子不用负责任 Crazy people aren't responsible.
疯子不用负法律责任 Crazy people aren't legally responsible.
因精神错乱被判无罪 Not guilty by reason of insanity.
一年以后我会回归正常 In a year I'll be sane again
他们就会放我出去 and they'll have to let me out.