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我不爱你了 I don't love you anymore.
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我真不知现在要做什么 I don't really know what to do now.
回到和姐妹们一起玩的日子 Go back to hanging out with other women.
怎么 没见过单身老姑娘吗 What? You never seen an old cat lady before?
看来你作为女性的账户被冻结了 There seems to be a hold on your account as a woman.
- 你是说我没任何... - 朋友 - Are you saying I don't have any... - Friends.
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不 我有朋友 No, I have friends.
天哪 杰里米和你分手了 Oh my god! Jeremy broke up with you!
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什么 别瞎说 我是来看你的 What? That's crazy. I'm here to see you...
有段时间没见了 宝贝 It's been a minute, babe.
我印象里 大学时期 In college, I always got the impression
- 你总是看我不顺眼 - 酸奶酱 - that I made you feel uncomfortable. - Tzatziki!
非常感激 I really appreciate you
您能抽空见我 欧斯洛女士 taking the time to meet with me, Ms. Oslow.
拜托 叫我塞莱斯特 Oh, please. Call me Celeste.
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嘿 艾莉森 二号艾莉森 Hey, Alison. Alison B.
- 以及二号艾莉森 - 嘿 朱尔斯 - Other Alison B. - Hey, Jules.
我不叫艾莉森 My name isn't Alison.
我叫伊莎多拉·格罗斯曼·莱文 It's Isadora Grossman-Levine.
我的人生充满了谎言 Basically, my entire adult life is built on a lie!
他都开始约会了 你也该放下了 Look, he's moved on. So should you.
我时不时给那个叫韦斯的兽医发短信 I mean, I have been texting a little bit with that guy Wes.
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我不想让你吻我 Ooh, I don't want you to kiss me.
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我还没准备好开始一段感情 It would be the beginning of something I'm not ready for.
我在和别人约会 I'm dating someone.
各位 他叫科林 Everyone, this is Colin.
科林 她们是我的朋友 Colin, this is everyone.
我申请了商学院 I applied to business school.
我也想看看自己 I think there's a version
安顿下来的样子 of settled-down-me I'm interested in meeting.
- 我想你了 - 韦斯 - I was just thinking about you. - Wes,
你能再拿条毛巾给我擦头发吗 can you bring me another towel for my hair?
科林有妇之夫 基本就是离婚了 Colin is married. Divorced, practically.
如果我说在乌姆工作 I'd be lying if I said that
没有影响我的婚姻 那是骗人的 Woöm hadn't gotten in the way of my marriage.
是在说我吗 Someone talking about me?
科林和塞莱斯特结婚了 Colin's married to Celeste.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
我收到宾大的通知了 I heard back from Penn,
我秋天就搬去费城 and I'm moving to Philadelphia in the fall.
朱尔斯 我们的友谊虽称不上完美 Look, Jules, our friendship is far from perfect,
但我觉得值了 but it's worth it to me.
科林 这位是麦迪逊·麦斯威尔 Colin, this is Madison Maxwell.
她可是公关界的新星 She's quite the rising PR star.
妈的 Hey! Fuck!
混蛋 You!
我不确定工作或收入能否保住 I have no clue if I still have a job or an income,
可有你们在我很高兴 but I'm glad I have you guys.
♪还记得曾经的沮丧♪ I miss the way we used to funk
♪还记得...♪ I miss the, miss the, miss the...
♪还记得曾经的沮丧♪ I miss the way we used to funk
隔离第一天 It's quarantine day one.
我和我的好闺蜜在一起... I'm here with my best friend...
因为她有卫生纸 because she has toilet paper.
上周拉蒙娜的婚礼 Turns out Ramona's wedding last weekend
变成了病毒"超级传播源" was something called a "Super-spreader" Event.
我们要干嘛 What should we do?
看电视等待隔离结束吗 Just watch TV until this thing is over?
♪我平时非常矜持♪ And nearly hard to get me saucy, no
姑娘们 我在费城啦 Hi guys, this is me here in Philly,
可给我冻坏了 just freezin' my tits off.
那些是我的书 Those are all my books.
我现在知道怎么当女老板了 I've learned how to become a businesswoman
所以我余生在家工作都可以 so I can work from home for the rest of my life.
好想你们 Miss you all so much.
♪宝贝 来和我跳舞♪ Baby, come dance on me
♪只有你能驾驭我♪ You're the only one who can handle me
♪我要你回来♪ And I want you back
好吧 我们还在家 Well, we're still here.
我们在看什么 What are we even watching?
无所谓 It doesn't matter.
♪还记得曾经的沮丧♪ I miss the way we used to funk
2021年 夏 沙发躺平中
♪还记得...♪ I miss the, miss the, miss the...
泳池里的摩洛哥瓷砖激起了我的欲望 I feel genuine sexual attraction to the Moroccan tile in that pool.
我力挺那对双胞胎 I just applaud the twins'
只穿十七英寸的高跟鞋 commitment to exclusively sell luxury real estate
出售豪宅 in 17-inch heels.
《交换好空气》
♪还记得你说话的模样♪ I miss the way you talk to me
德莱尼·史密斯 布里切尔的客户
♪还记得你骄傲的姿态♪ I miss the way you handle me
先别说话 她是我们大学同学 Shut the fuck up. We went to college with her.
德莱尼 大一那年 她在我们宿舍 Delaney. Freshman year. She was in our dorm.
RA指类风湿性关节炎
想起来了 她有RA和带状疱疹 还传染我们 Oh, I remember. She gave our RA shingles.
她能挣五百万美元 How did she get $5 million?
"定制印花品牌" "Designer decal brand"?
她靠贴纸暴富 She got rich from stickers?!
她居然还能结婚生子 And how the hell does she have a husband and a baby?
她是童养媳吗 What was she, a child bride?
我们快三十了 We're almost 30.
她应该摆脱童养媳身份不久 I think the child bride window closed a while ago.
- 靠 - 我觉得傻子才会 - Fuck. - I just think it's stupid to make
大费周章庆生 such a big deal out of a birthday.
你在周二上床睡觉时是二十九岁 You go to bed on Tuesday 29,
周三起床是三十岁 you wake up on Wednesday 30.
也没差别 Nothing else is different.
我觉得有必要认识人生的重要转折点 Well, I just think there's value to acknowledging a milestone
反思自己在生活中所处的位置 and checking in with yourself about the place you're at in life.
弄得自己不高兴 就没这必要 Well, there's no value if it makes you upset.
我不懂你焦虑什么 I don't get why you let this stress you out.
我不懂你为何不焦虑 I don't get why you don't let it stress you out!
我们仅剩的青春年华已在家里虚度了 I mean, we spent the last part of our official youth stuck inside.
不去工作 不去结识新朋友 Not moving up at work, not meeting new guys.
却在这里养花浇水 Just here, watering house plants.
你盆栽也太多了吧 You have too many plants!
你可以伤心 因为你被绿了 Look, you're allowed to be upset. You got cheated on,
还被暂时解雇了 但是 you got furloughed. But,
你这周就要回去工作了 you're going back to work this week,
你会立马重整旗鼓 and you will be crushing it again in no time.
不像我 Unlike me
等塞莱斯特回来我就要被解雇了 who is getting fired the minute Celeste gets back in town.
还不一定呢 You don't know that for sure.
她邮件里写的 Her email said,
"例会前来办公室见我" "See me in my office before the staff meeting."
就是老板常说的"我们需要谈谈" That's the boss version of, "We need to talk."
好吧 你完蛋了 Okay, you're getting fired.
但也许这样最好 But, you know, it might be for the best.
你也不想在那里干 It's not like you love working there.
或许这样 You know, maybe it'll help
你能找到更热爱的工作 you find a place you're more excited about.
现在 我最想做的是 Right now, the only place I'm
去机场接斯特拉 excited about is the airport to pick up Stella.
伊兹来了吗 Is Izzy coming?
嗨 姑娘们 Hi, guys.
- 嗨 利亚姆 - 嗨 利亚姆 - Hi, Liam. - Hi, Liam.
去冲澡了 宝贝 Jumping in the shower, babe.
我想蕾哈娜几年前说的话没错 I guess what Bad Gal Riri said all those years ago was true.
你能在无望之地遇见爱情 即使是在 You can find love in a hopeless place, even if that place
Zoom网络会议 is a Zoom networking mixer.
你们应该知道我可能要迟到... I'm running late, for obvious reasons...
- 宝贝 能帮我拿条毛巾吗 - 天哪 - Can you grab me a towel, babe? - Oh, Jesus!
"小鸟"入镜 Whoa! Dick in the frame!
《娃娃脸》第二季 第一集 旅行代理
总监 拔丝君
翻译 麻薯elf
翻译 AstroYve
由费城起飞的DF201航班现已延误 Flight DF201 from Philadelphia has been delayed.
翻译 下饭咸鱼
该死 斯特拉的航班延误了 Oh shit. Stella's flight's delayed.
翻译 碳树
韦泽椒盐卷饼不就是 Aren't delayed flights what Wetzel's Pretzels'
翻译 想偷奶糖的Michelle
靠航班延误发家的吗 entire empire is built on?
校对 Noel
你意识到我们马上奔三 So, you know how we're both turning 30
压制 抱枕
并且过着完全偏离预期的生活了吗 and are nowhere near the places we thought we'd be in our lives?
知道 二十分钟前我还惶恐不已 Yes, I recall the tears and panic from 20 minutes ago.
特效 Noel
等到了三十 我可不想草草了事 Well, I don't wanna be nowhere when we turn 30.
我要去个像样的地方... 比如希腊 I wanna be somewhere... Like Greece!
- 希腊 - 没错 - Greece? - Yeah!
跟我的好友一起庆祝 Celebrating with my best friend!
白色建筑 蔚蓝大海 还有圣托里尼的沙滩 White buildings, blue ocean, a beach in Santorini.
我的愿望还是那样 Okay, I would just like to reiterate my desire
不想大费周章庆生 not to make a huge deal out of my birthday.
｛\an8}沙礁度假区 赶紧去探险
但我觉得咱们去沙滩会很好玩 But, I guess I could picture us on a beach.
是吧 我们就该那样 Right? This could be exactly what we need.
去问问那边旅行社的女士吧 Let's go talk to the travel lady.
嗨 姑娘们 Hiya, kittens!
又见面了 And here we go again.
也许你能帮我们安排一趟说走就走的旅行 We're hoping you can help us book some upcoming travel.
当然可以 请跟我来 You betcha, I can! Right this way.
走吧 跟我来 跟我来 Come on! Come along! Come along!
请搭乘723号航班商务舱 Business class boarding on flight 723
飞往"为母之地"的乘客十分钟后开始登机 to becoming your mother will begin in 10 minutes.
职业选择
她们是要去哪里 Where are they all going?
各种地方 All sorts of places.
迁居郊区或者离婚冷静处... Settling down in the suburbs, layovers to divorce...
有直达圆满人生的航班 There's a direct route to actual fulfillment,
但很可惜 but, darnedest thing,
没人能乘坐那趟航班 there are never any seats on that one!
上车 Come on!
她们即将飞往自己的未来 They're all taking flights to their future!
就跟你俩一样 Just like you two have to do.
我们只想相扶相持 Well, we just wanna stay together.
要想不迷失未来的方向 You won't be able to figure out where you're meant to go
就别太顾及姐妹情 姑娘 if you worry about that too much, kitten!
什么意思 你去年 What do you mean? That makes no sense
不还跟我大谈友谊之事吗 with that friendship stuff you told me to do a year ago.
你是说 Are you saying
身为女性就意味着 being a woman means you're
静享 绝望
你的行为处事时刻会面临 constantly faced with unfair contradictions
不公且矛盾的审视吗 about the way you act?
严肃点 "姐妹情神圣不可侵犯" I'm serious! What happened to the whole,
那套说辞你又怎么解释 "My relationships with women have to be sacred" Thing?
也许你该先当好别人的姐妹 Well, maybe one of those women is supposed to be you.
去 去 下车 下车 下车 Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Get out! Get out!
一路顺风 女孩们 Safe travels, girls!
祝你找到未来的方向 娃娃脸 Good luck figuring out where you wanna go, Dollface!
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孤独终老 余生戒毒 同性意识 追求热爱 孩童相伴 皈依宗教 告老还乡
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麦迪逊 Madison?
朱尔斯·威利 你到底要去哪里 Jules Wiley, where the fuck are you going?
- 你在呢 - 嘿 还好吗 - Hey! - Hey! You okay?
没事 我以为和你走散了 Yeah, I just thought I lost you for a second.
我去拿希腊旅游手册了 I was just getting us a brochure for Greece.
我来了 I'm here!
她也到了 She's here!
我就知道你们这帮废柴会拉横幅 I knew you losers would make a sign.
好耶 Woo! Easy!
我在努力克制不去想 I am borderline not processing how happy I am
咱们再度重聚有多快乐 that we are all back together.
回家开心吗 小拉 Does it feel good to be home, Stel?
无以言表 You have no idea. I mean,
每次我和"供货商"交涉 the small talk I had to make with my weed dealer
都烦得要死 was getting really annoying.
所以你才想念洛杉矶吗 So, that's what you miss most about LA?
合法大麻 Legalized marijuana?
当然不是 我更想你们 但那感觉像是 No. Obviously, I missed you guys, but it was like, please,
让我带着我的无线耳机 just let me purchase drugs in broad daylight
正大光明地去店里买药 这该是我的权利 from a store with my AirPods on. As should be my right.
这些箱子都是我的吗 Are all these boxes mine?
有些是我 Uh, some of them are my
高中和大学随便囤的东西 random storage stuff from high school and college.
除了靠近大麻店 你对 So, besides being happy to be near a MedMen,
金融实习不感到兴奋吗 are you excited for your fancy finance internship?
真没想过能拿下它 I still can't believe I got it.
我全班同学都申请了这家银行 My entire class applied to work for this bank.
你要过多久才能接受注定当 How long until you accept your inevitable future of being
天才富婆的命运 a beautiful billionaire genius?
准备好了吗 Ready? Okay!
这么合身 着实触景生情了 Very triggering that that fits you.
姐妹回归 重返家乡 Our girl is back, she's come on home,
没有小拉 孤寂难熬 without my Stel, I felt alone.
难道你当我俩不存在吗 I mean, we were here the whole time.
体面工作 掌管财富 Working at a bank, managing wealth,
如若再次离开 我就 leave me again, and I'll
自行了断 kill... my... self!
我本就知道她会做过头 果然不负所望 Really felt certain she was gonna take it too far, and she did.
我知道你想我 可我们每天都联系啊 Uh, I get that you missed me, Iz, but we talked every day.
我还没见过利亚姆真人 I mean, I still haven't met Liam,
但已经两次在Zoom看到他的"小鸟"了 and yet I've seen his dick twice on Zoom.
你们今天能当面见见他了 因为 You guys are finally gonna get to meet him in person because...
他受邀参加洛杉矶媒体未满三十派对 he's being honored at the LA Reporter 30 Under 30 party,
希望你们都去 and I want us all to go.
上世纪二十年代北美地区发生很多精彩事件
主题是"咆哮的二十年代" It's gonna be Roaring '20s-themed!
我所有人生梦想破灭前 I remember when I thought I was gonna be on that list.
我还幻想过自己也会在未满三十之列 Before I failed to accomplish literally all of my life goals.
多愁的小天使 我们能不要回到 My sensitive baby angel. Can we not backslide
今早的悲伤氛围吗 into the sadness from this morning, please?
还是想说 三十岁没什么大不了的 Because, again, 30 doesn't have to be a big deal!
而且你刚是在说笑吧 And also, that is not true.
哪有 我有证据 It is. And I have proof.
我去 这是我们的愿景板吗 Holy shit, are those our vision boards?
我都忘了你大四的时候 I forgot the very specific brand of earnest
有多认真热诚 you were senior year of college.
看到没 我在布朗森峡谷的梦想之家 See? My dream house in Bronson Canyon,
王薇薇设计的婚纱 还有各路明星 a Vera Wang wedding gown, pictures of all the actors
在颁奖礼上致谢自家公关的照片 who thank their publicist in major award acceptance speeches,
未满三十清单 the 30 Under 30 list.
这些节日庆典我都去过 I actually went to most of these festivals.
朱尔斯 你板子上有什么 Jules, what's on your board?
我可能当时没太认真对待这事 I...I don't think I took the activity very seriously.
我就是觉得做这种东西很蠢 I just think doing stuff like this is kinda dumb.
展望人生愿景很蠢吗 Stuff like deciding what you want out of life?
当然 我清楚我的人生愿景 No, I know what I want out of life.
是吗 You do?
很清楚 It's obvious!
画丑的小鸡鸡 To be a poorly drawn penis!
他们公司还真注重入职手续 They are really serious about the start paperwork at this place.
我之前上游艇也花了这么多时间准备 Last time I did this much on-boarding was at yacht week.
你要填报税表吗 Did you fill out a W2 for that?
不是在欧洲吗 Isn't it in Europe?
没有 开个玩笑 把入职比作上船 Oh, no. It-it was a joke, like how you board a yacht.
当我没说 Uh, never mind.
知道我为何找你吗 Do you know why we're here?
因为我被解雇了 Because I'm... fired.
为什么这么说 Why would you be fired?
因为我在你婚礼上用麦克风 Because of the time I blew up your marriage...
说了些话 害你没结成婚 at a wedding... over a sound system?
- 是有这事 - 好的 确认完毕 - Yes, I remember. - Okay. Just making sure.
跟我换下座位 Switch seats with me.
- 什么 - 起来 - What? - Up. Let's go.
好吧 O... kay.
这次会议现在由你主导 You're in charge of the meeting now, so...
开始吧 begin.
我需要点提示 方便知道 I'm gonna need some additional context on,
我们今天到底要干嘛 uh, what the hell is happening here.
我独守空闺整整一年 I realized, as I sat alone for a year,
虽然勾搭过几个小年轻 with the exception of a few hookups with younger men,
我意识到自己既没做人妻 that I'm no longer a wife.
也没有生孩子 I'm not a mother,
我的肌肤仍完美无瑕 and, yes, I have perfect skin
事业还很成功 但... and I'm wildly successful, but...
我能留下什么 what is my legacy?
不是挺好吗 That sounded pretty good.
那两位艾莉森是我的得力助手 The Alisons were my two right hands.
我培养了他们 I molded them.
但现在他们都离我而去 自立门户 And now, they've gone off and started their own company
同我正面竞争 in direct competition with me.
我看似怒火中烧 但替她们骄傲 And I'm proud in a way that often feels like quiet rage.
所以 So...
如果你留下 我会提携你 if you stay, I will mentor you,
培养你 and I will mold you,
然后成为我新的得力助手 and you will be my new right hand.
看你意愿 But you have to want it.
你要么晋升 要么被解雇或辞职 You can be promoted, you can be fired, resign.
就看你了 It's all up to you.
这有点像是 This feels like a very
《功夫梦》里的台词 指琐事中也能悟出大道
宫城先生说"上蜡 洗蜡"的情节 Mr. Miyagi "Wax on, wax off" Moment.
说起蜡 我预定了4点的 No. The only wax I'm getting is a Brazilian,
巴西蜜蜡脱毛 我们得快点 and it's at 4:00, so if we could speed this up.
那好 散会吧 感谢前来 Great! Well, meeting adjourned. Thanks for coming.
等等 朱尔斯 Oh, and Jules?
如果你决定要离开 If you decide to leave, or you have any other
或者以后有不太好的事情想告诉我 uncomfortable news that you wish to share with me in the future,
别用麦克风讲 好吗 don't announce it into a fucking mic, okay?
很合理 好的 E-extremely fair. Yep.
突发公关
- 什么情况 - 公司全体裁员了 - What's going on? - They're firing everybody.
今年真见鬼 Fuck this year.
你可真惨 I am so sorry.
反正我从来不喜欢他们 Well, I never liked them anyway.
你的能力太突出了 You were always way out of their league.
下次那家洛杉矶的大型公关公司 And when that large Los Angeles-based PR firm
凌晨两点迷迷糊糊给你发短信时 gets drunk at 2 AM and texts you,
你已经不在了 you will not be around.
伊兹说得对 I agree with Izzy.
去掉毫无意义的修饰语 就是说 Minus the metaphor that makes absolutely no sense.
你能找到更好的公司 You will find something better.
好吧 Well,
恐怕我们是患难姐妹了 朱尔斯 I guess we're in the same boat now, Jules.
简直是无底深渊 And it has a deep hole in it.
其实 Well...
等等 你没被开除 Wait, did you not get fired?
不好说 I'm... not sure.
还没定 It's still not decided
她决定把决定权交给我 'cause she decided the decision is up to me.
我要么离开 要么晋升当她的心腹 Either I leave, or she promotes me to be her right hand.
其实是我给自己升职 就是这样 I mean, I promote myself. It's a whole thing.
慢着 Hold on!
你现在有升职的机会 You have the option to promote yourself,
却不知要不要接受 and you don't know what you're gonna do?
本来不知道这工作要不要做下去 It's a lot of pressure to suddenly be the boss
甚至以为工作都快没了 of a job you thought you lost,
结果突然成了老板 我压力很大 that you don't even know if you want!
我不想谈这件事 I don't wanna talk about this.
不 等等 这事必须谈谈 No, wait, we need to talk about this!
麦迪逊 我们教育朱尔斯的时候 While we yell at Jules, Madison,
你该开始打扮了 因为 maybe you should start getting ready 'cause, love you,
你卷头发真有点慢 but you are not fast with a curling iron.
没错 我卷头发很慢 You know what? I'm not fast with a curling iron.
我头发弄不好 什么都做不好 I suck at hair. I suck at everything!
你们走吧 别管我 You guys should just go without me.
你们都很美 我不想出去见人 You all look cute, and I don't wanna face people.
说实话 我知道自己该去支持利亚姆 Honestly, I know I should be there to support Liam,
但我更想待在家里 but I might be in favor of staying home, too.
我们还没在公众前同时露过面 We haven't been out in public together yet,
他太帅了 我担心 and I'm worried he's too handsome.
大家看到我 会以为我只是个中学生 Like, what if people see me and think I'm a middle school girl
在广播比赛里赢得跟明星约会的机会 who won a date with a pop star on a radio contest?
首先 你不用担心 Okay, first of all, no, you won't.
实习也确实让我也很烦躁 But, to be honest, my internship is bumming me out,
我感觉自己浑身铜臭味 and I feel like I have bank stank.
- 要不我们都别去 - 不行 - Maybe we do bail. - Okay, no!
你们一直操心我的破事 Everyone has been on my shit nonstop
告诉我要怎么生活 about what I wanna do with my damn life,
所以我正式决定 so I'm officially making a decision.
跟你们一起在派对上喝个烂醉 I want to get very, very drunk at this party with all of you!
你们仨总是告诉我派对嗨翻天 Do you know how often you three have insisted that going to a party
问题全不见 is the answer to all my problems?
我们今晚就这么干 狠狠地玩 We're doing that tonight! Very hard.
但你不觉得那场派对上 I mean, but don't you think a party designed to celebrate
都是和我年纪相仿却比我更成功的人 a bunch of people my age who are way more successful than me
只会让我更难受吗 might just end up making me feel worse?
所以才要去酒水全免的派对 对吧 斯特拉 That's what the open bar is for, right, Stella?
- 派对疯子朱尔斯 - 酒水全免 - Fucking love party Jules. - Open bar!
酒水全免 Open bar!
酒水全免 酒水全免 Open bar! Open bar!
酒水全免 Open bar!
把我的卷发棒拿来 Bring me my iron!
♪尽情热舞 嗨翻全场♪ We like it when our hips shake
这场咆哮的二十年代主题派对 A Roaring '20s party to honor people in their 20s
致敬2020年以后未满三十的成功人士 for being 30 under 30 in the actual 2020s.
就喜欢派对完全符合主题 I do love a well-executed theme.
那时的人基本虽没什么权利 Other than basically no one having any rights,
但生活貌似挺有趣 the past seemed fun.
那是苦艾酒吧吗 There's the... absinthe bar?
很好 就算它毁了一代人 我还是要喝 Fine, I'll drink it even if it wiped out an entire generation.
我刚刚目睹了伊兹男友的非裸体部分 I think I just spotted the non-naked part of Izzy's boyfriend.
利亚姆 Liam!
你可真漂亮 宝贝 Wow, you look amazing, baby!
天哪 讨厌 Oh my god! Shut up!
等等 别在这亲 对了 利亚姆 Stop. I mean, don't. Okay, Liam,
很高兴终于能正式 I'm so excited to officially,
- 把你亲自介绍给... - 朱尔斯 - in person, introduce you to... - Jules,
麦迪逊 还有久仰大名的斯特拉 Madison, and, of course, the famous Stella.
我听过很多你们的辉煌事迹 I've heard so much about you guys.
我所谓"很多" And when I say "So much,"
是指一大堆你们可能不愿分享的 I mean a truly long list of personal details
个人信息 you probably didn't want shared.
凭票兑换特定数量的酒水 酒吧借此限制酒精消费
对了 我给各位留有几张酒水票 Oh hey, I got some drink tickets here for you ladies.
- 酒水票 不是酒水免费吗 - 他们最近 - Tickets? We were told open bar. - Yeah, they're doing this
在搞禁酒令的把戏 一张酒水票 prohibition shtick where you redeem a ticket
可以去吧台兑换一杯酒 for a drink from the bar and back.
既然来了 就恭喜你上榜吧 Congrats on making the list, by the way.
- 多谢 - 利亚姆现在是沙克的负责人 - Thanks. - Liam basically runs Saq,
公司类似于乌姆 但面向男性消费者 which is like the male version of Woöm.
他实在太有成就了 He's insanely impressive.
拜托 你们四位才是我想要迷倒的 Oh, come on. You are the only
"未满三十有为青年" 4-under-30 I care about impressing tonight.
不过 你们去拿酒时 我想介绍几位生意伙伴 But, while you guys grab drinks, there are a few work people
给你们认识 I would love to introduce you to.
走吧 Shmoop?
我们去社交了 我们去社交了 We're mingling. We're mingling.
混入人群 公开露面 We're in public, and we're mingling.
去吧台吗 Bar?
- 去 - 行 - Bar. - Yeah.
这队伍有点长啊 Well, this is a small nightmare.
很快就有更多人了 And it's about to be a large one.
是德莱尼 Delaney.
我前几天在电视上见过她 Ugh, I saw her on TV the other day.
我的天哪 Oh. My. God!
看看这都是谁呀 Look who it is!
好久没见啦 姑娘们 I haven't seen you girls in years!
德莱尼 你好 亲爱的 Delaney! Hey, girl! Oh!
所以... Wow! So...
你也上有为青年榜了吗 are you being featured on the list?
哪有 Oh, no.
我26岁那年就上过榜了 I was on the list when I was 26.
今年他们找我的品牌团队 They just hired my brand to make
为这次活动定制一些贴花 some custom decals for the event.
敢于面对
这些字... Wow. These are so...
全大写了哎 capitalized!
感觉像是朝我大吼 I feel like they're yelling at me!
大字激励海报早就过时 Inspirational posters are out.
现在是励志话语贴纸的时代 Motivational stickers are in.
网络手工艺成品买卖平台
这可是易集上的爆款商品 They are huge on Etsy right now.
我在《交换好空气》上看到过你 Oh, I saw you on Buying Bel Air!
你好... Oh! Hi...
快逃 把酒水票给我 趁机脱身吧 Run. Give me your tickets and save yourselves.
只要我忍受住她的话 我就拿酒去找你们 I'll find you with drinks if this conversation doesn't kill me.
我们不能让你独自面对 We can't let you do this.
麦迪逊 你那小身板挨不住的 Madison, you're not gonna make it.
朱尔斯 你真是女中豪杰 Jules, you're a goddamn hero.
哎呀 其他两位姑娘呢 Oh... no! Where did the girls go?
我还想跟她们叙旧呢 I was so excited to catch up.
她们一时尿急 Oh! Um, they both had to pee.
你懂的 尿道感染害的 You know, UTIs.
就算有万全准备也难免尿频尿急 You do everything right, and yet still pee city.
那你最近有什么新鲜事吗 So, what's new with you?
有什么大计划吗 Any big plans coming up?
工作上的趣事 Fun stuff at work...
随便坐 Feel free to sit.
我来为你解读命运 I'll give you a reading.
- 有点刺激 - 抽取三张卡 - This is exciting. - It's a three-card reading
分别洞察你的过去 现在和未来 for insight into your past, present, and future.
好 我来试试 Great. Hit me!
魔鬼... The Devil...
梦魇... the Nightmare...
死神 and Death.
再试一次 Hit me again.
我讨厌照相 I hate having my picture taken.
天哪 他太帅了 Oh my god, he's so hot.
帅得不张扬 And, like, modest?
虽然低调 但却光彩耀人 Oh, he's, like, modest hot.
你们是怎么认识的 So, how did you guys meet?
我们是疫情爆发后相遇的 Oh, we met late in the pandemic. Yeah.
我们第一次真正的约会的时候 Our first real date was actually paddle boating
分别坐在两艘脚踏船上划船 in separate paddle boats.
但依然玩得很开心 It was still cute though.
我懂 那反而更合理 Oh, got it. That makes more sense.
什么叫"更合理" Uh, what makes more sense?
你也知道 患难见真情嘛 You know, just how hard times can, like, really bond people.
没错 甚至是你平常没想过会在一起的人 Totally. Even people you wouldn't normally expect to get together.
确实如此 For sure. Right.
我赞同 抱歉 Totally. Uh, sorry.
我刚好像看到了我以前的老师 I think just recognized my old... rabbi.
什穆利老师 Rabbi Shmuley!
天哪 哪有 不 不 Oh! God, no! No, no.
我和杰里米已经分开好久了 Jeremy and I haven't been together for a while.
他甩了我 He broke up with me.
不过没事 我也发觉我并非真的爱他 Which is fine because I don't think I really loved him.
鬼知道我到底有没有爱过谁呢 Who knows if I've ever been in love with anyone?
这句话该印在贴纸上 对吧 Put that on a sticker, right?
天哪 这条队压根没动吧 Man, this line is just not moving, huh?
那你工作如何 最近在哪里工作 Uh, so what about work? Where are you again?
我还在乌姆 最近要决定是争取升职 I'm still at Woöm, trying to decide if I'm gonna make a move
还是辞职跳槽 in either an up or out direction.
那可是家大公司啊 Well, that's an exciting brand!
我敢说只要你不断晋升 I bet if you keep getting promoted,
不久你也能成为有为青年 you will be on this list in no time.
其实 我... Oh, well, I'm, uh,
几个月后就要满三十了 crossing the 30 threshold in a couple months,
- 所以不太可能上榜 - 天哪 - so probably not. - Oh my god!
说得也是 That's right.
我丈夫还在给我准备30岁的惊喜呢 很老套吧 My husband wants to surprise me for mine. Classic, right?
这我可不清楚 I would not know at all.
今年我们真是历经蜕变 你... What a huge year for us. What are you...
抱歉 我得打断你一下 I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you here.
我本来可以拿上厕所当借口 I would make up an excuse about also having a UTI,
但其实是我没法继续和你尬聊了 but the truth is, genuinely, I just can't have this conversation anymore.
你现在跟我聊的 I mean, you are talking about
正好是我来这派对想避免提及的 everything I came to this party to not talk about,
所以出于尊重 我想我该走了 so, respectfully, I'm just gonna walk away now.
但能再次遇到你真是太棒了 Great unexpectedly running into you though!
大型社交聚会上 老友重聚是我最怀念的 Definitely the thing I miss most about large-scale social gatherings.
必须找到酒 Must find alcohol.
你好 我来帮忙组织派对的 You! Hi! I work for the party planner people.
能告诉我备用酒放在哪里吗 Uh, could you remind me where they keep the backup alcohol?
应该在楼上储藏室里 Should be more bottles in the storeroom upstairs.
好耶 Bingo!
你在哪里呢 美酒 Where are you, alcohol?
不会吧 Come on, really?
这是另一种暗示吗 What is this, another metaphor?
我知道了 老天爷 I get it, universe.
我的人生一无所有 My life is one big empty nothing!
拜托 我现在能小酌一口吗 Can I please, please just have a drink now?
什么鬼 Oh shit.
怎么回事 Okay, what?
德莱尼 Delaney!
我没在做梦吧 你能看到我吗 Is this really happening? Can you see me right now?
大家都能看见 Yeah. We all do.
尊敬的各位来宾以及获奖者 Ladies and gentlemen and honorees,
欢迎欣赏今晚主题派对的娱乐节目 please welcome our Roaring '20s entertainment for the evening,
三十未满歌舞秀 the 30 Under 30 Showgirl Follies!
我的天哪 大事不妙 Oh god, oh god, oh my god, oh my god...
麻烦让让 Hi, excuse me! Okay...
不好意思 Excuse me! There's, uh,
这是个不合时宜的失误 there's been an ill-timed mistake!
抱歉 好的 你要往这边 Pardon me. Yep. Okay... Oh. You're this way?
麻烦给我让条小道就可以吗 Just let me... Just let me pick a lane! Oh...
我们都想上这台阶 但我得下去 We all want the same thing, and it's me not up here!
这场派对本该酒水免费的 This bar is supposed to be open!
禁止限酒 Prohibit that!
麻烦让让 Excuse me!
最后一次 放马过来 Just one more time. Hit me.
看看我们能否改变命运 See if we can't turn mama's luck around.
一种纸牌游戏
拜托 麦迪逊 她不是21点发牌器 好吗 Jesus, Madison, she's not a blackjack dealer, okay?
你都把占卜大师吓坏了 You're freaking out the fortune teller.
她说她是在抖音上学的塔罗 She said she learned how to read tarot on TikTok.
- 我们该走了 - 接受塔罗牌的启示吧 - We should move on. - Just accept what's in the cards...
- 不行 - 你们在这呢 - I can't! - There you are.
对瓶吹 我没拿到冰块 Bottoms up. I did not get ice.
我觉得我这瓶像是纯橄榄汁 Oh, I think mine is just straight olive juice.
喝我的吧 这是威士忌 Mm. Take mine. It's whiskey.
我以为今晚只有我过得很糟糕 I thought I was having a bad night.
朱尔斯 你还好吗 Are you gonna be okay, Jules?
我不知道我会怎么样 I don't know what I'm gonna be.
六分钟后我估计就醉了 I'm gonna be drunk in about six minutes,
我只能跟你这么说 I can tell you that much.
等等 Wait!
要不让这位女士告诉我会怎样 I should just let this lady here tell me what I'm gonna be, huh?
因为在场的人都很好奇 Since everyone here is so interested to know.
什么牌 What is it?
一片空白 It's blank!
这还真有点少见 Well, that's weird.
不会 这就是我的未来 我懂 No, it's not. It's my future. I get it.
瞎说 Bullshit.
- 怎么 没事的 - 你知道吗 - What? It doesn't matter! - You know,
我不能再这样了 I am tired of this.
这很重要 你必须重视 It does matter. It has to.
即使未来会让你伤心 但确实很重要 Look, even when it hurts because it does.
可能对我来说 这生日有些小题大做 And... and maybe to me, this one birthday matters too much.
但你若什么都觉得无所谓 But, if you feel like nothing matters at all,
那你的生活也会毫无意义 then that's how your life is gonna be.
如果你想让人生有意义 And if you want your life to mean something,
你就必须要开始在意 then you're gonna have to start to care.
- 我更在意你们 - 我知道 - I care about you guys. - Look, I know,
但你也必须考虑你自己 but you have to care about you.
我们无法替你生活 We can't do that for you.
你是在叫优步吗 她要叫车走了 Are you calling an Uber? She's calling an Uber!
如果我说得太过了 请别介意 Look, I'm sorry if I was too harsh.
我自己也有些事处理 但我只是想帮你 I... I'm dealing with my own stuff, and I was just trying to help.
求你别单独离开 Look, please don't leave alone.
我在给塞莱斯特发邮件 I was emailing Celeste.
告诉她我想要升职 I told her I wanna take the promotion.
干得好 Well, shit.
那太棒了 That's amazing!
我还是有点担心 I'm worried for, you know,
你刚发邮件可能会有错别字 但发了就好 typos that might be in there right now, but still very cool.
- 你真发了 - 是的 - You really did? - Yeah.
我想除了男人 I guess I should start putting
我的愿景板上该加些别的目标了 something on my vision board besides dicks.
我想起来了 Oh, I figured it out.
那只是牌组的最后一张空白替补牌 That's just the card that comes in the back of the pack.
难道我们不该快点离开这鬼地方吗 Should we get the fuck out of here?
这鬼派对我不知道我还能待多久 I don't know how much longer I can be at this specific party.
- 同意 - 非常同意 - Agreed. - Strongly agree.
我知道去哪里 I know where we should go.
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