[celestial music playing]
[burlesque music playing]
[cheering, applause, whistling]
One less angel in heaven, baby!
天堂少了一位天使 宝贝!
[whooping]
[cheering]
♪ ♪
请来两杯威士忌
♪ ♪
- [song ends] - [cheering and applause continue]
六号桌的家伙又把鸡巴掏出来了 The guy at table six took his dick out again.
- 六号桌把鸡巴掏出来了! - 六号桌把鸡巴掏出来了! [man] Table six took his dick out!
[woman] Table six took his dick out!
[grunts]
混蛋! - Motherfucker! - [woman 2] Trixie's down!
崔克茜 你没事吧?能听到我说话吗?
[man 2] Trixie, you okay? Hey, Jerry!
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
那位是甜美圣洁的费洛梅娜 That was the sweet, saintly Philomena.
- 天堂一般美好 是不是? - 混蛋 我的脑袋! Heavenly, wouldn't you say?
[Trixie] Motherfuck, my fucking head!
而这是她爱说脏话的朋友费城 - [laughter] - And that was Philomena's foulmouthed friend,
- Philadelphia. - [man] Take it off!
脱掉!
好想法 但我想我还是穿着吧 Sweet thought, but I think I'll keep it on.
- 脱掉! - 脱掉! - [man 2] Take it off! - [man 3] Take it off!
脱掉! - [men] Take it off! - [man 4] We're not kidding!
各位 听我说 Guys, hear me. By the time I finish
等我解开这套中世纪装置的
unzipping, unfastening and unhooking
人造纤维加橡胶腰带 the medieval contraption of rayon and rubber
that is my girdle, you'll all be back in bed with your wives
你们已经回到老婆身旁
跟她们说加班到这么晚有多烦人 telling them how much you hated working late.
- [laughter] - Well, you didn't say
你们刚才可没说 会扔油腻的一元纸币给我
you were gonna throw an oily, crumpled dollar bill at me.
现在可以脱了 - Now it's coming off. - [cheering]
米琪! - [whispers] Maisel! - Oops, no time.
没时间了
继续你们的了不起的盖茨比行为 - [men groan] - Uh, but hold on to your Great Gatsbys, guys,
因为接下来要向咆哮的20年代致意! 'cause here comes our salute to the Roaring '20s.
[cheering and applause]
[♪ "The Charleston"]
不过首先上场的是萨菲拉 寂寞的后宫妾室! But first, Sapphira, Lonely Harem Girl.
- 搞什么东西? - 我不知道换了 - What the hell? - I didn't know.
这里没个明白人 三、四 No one knows shit around here.
Three, four.
- [harem music playing] - [men shouting, whooping]
[laughs]
博伊西 咆哮的20年代怎么了? Boise, what happened to the Roaring '20s?
- 崔克茜被电线砸中了 - 我看到了 也听到了 Trixie got beaned by the wire.
- I saw. I heard. - So we went with Harem Girl.
- 所以就让后宫妾室上了 - 也没告诉我
- Without telling me. - You were onstage.
你当时在台上
Getting the crowd excited for a sexy flapper.
我在调动观众兴奋地迎接性感女郎
- We confused them. - Look, as long as some girl's
只要有女孩上去摇奶子 他们才不在乎
out there shaking her chichis, those guys don't care
- how the fuck they're dressed. - I disagree.
我不认同 他们期待的是性感、神秘的奶子
With Sapphira the Harem Girl, they're anticipating
sultry, mysterious chichis,
而不是灰姑娘仙女教母的奶子 not the bippity-boppity chichis of the Roaring '20s girl.
没人会感到困扰 因为根本没人听你讲话 Look, no one's confused
'cause no one's hardly listening to you.
- I take offense at that. - You all do.
- 你冒犯到我了 - 随你便
- 你不该满足于此 博伊西! - 跟克里夫德说去 他负责签支票 Can do better than this, Boise.
[Boise] Talk to Clifford. He signs the checks.
- Ooh! [chuckles] - Excusez-moi.
不好意思
Hey, everyone. Uh, Boise's not so great
嘿 各位
博伊西不擅长介绍别人 我来自我介绍一下
at formal introductions, so I wanted to introduce myself.
Hi. I'm Midge.
大家好 我是米琪
梅赛尔太太 Mrs. Maisel. I'm the new MC
我是沃尔福新来的主持人
here at the Wolf,
如果有人想给日常表演加点笑料 so any of you want to add a dash of humor to your routines,
可以找我咨询喜剧的事 consider me your comedy consultant.
Okay, well...
好了 你们忙吧
As you were.
Ooh! Sorry.
抱歉
- [cheering and applause] - Come on, six. Come on, six.
来吧 六!
Oh! The hard way!
- Let's go again. Come on. - [man] Raking it in.
- 好的 来啊! - 赢过来
好 - Yes. - [man] Damn.
克里夫德 - [Midge] Clifford. - [dice roll]
- Cup of coffee for you. - [Susie] On a hot one tonight!
给你一杯咖啡 我知道你现在想喝
- I know you like one right around now. - Oh.
[Susie] Come on, dice! Dice...
- Smells fresh. - [dice roll]
- 闻起来是新鲜的 - 应该是
- [Susie] Crap! - It's supposed to. - [grumbles]
我想提一些小小的改进建议 So, I would love to suggest some small improvements
可以让俱乐部变得更好 that I think would make the club all that it can be.
Yeah, uh...
一套更完备的报幕体系 一些意外伤害完全可以规避 A better system for announcing the acts would be great.
Plus, there are a lot of avoidable injuries.
Maybe we should have a safety meeting.
也许组织一下安全会议呢?
- Uh... - In the Catskills,
在卡兹奇斯 我被投票选为 各项活动的安全监督员 I was frequently voted safety monitor
for various activities: water sports, backpacking.
水上运动 徒步旅行
我们有次去徒步 拉比以为他被蛇咬了 We were hiking once, and the rabbi
thought for sure he got bit by a snake.
我把他吸到晕厥 I sucked on that man till he almost passed out.
On his ankle, that is.
我是说吸他的脚踝
结果只是蚊子咬的 但大家都笑了 Turned out to just be a couple of mosquito bites,
but people sure got a laugh out of it. [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm. - Anyway, have a...
总之你考虑一下 然后...
have a... think on that.
- [snoring softly] - And...
这也是个安全隐患 That's a safety risk, too.
- 该死的天使 - 让我抽一根 Fucking angel.
[Midge] Let me bum one.
你听到了吗?有个姑娘被砸了脑袋 Did you hear what happened out there?
Flapper got her head smashed in.
- 听到咒骂声了 听起来挺好笑的 - 不好笑 管理太马虎了 Heard the cursing. Sounded kind of funny.
Wasn't funny. It's sloppy.
- 这地方有很多工作要改善 - 这是个脱衣舞俱乐部 This place has a lot of work to do.
It's a strip club. As long as a girl's up there
只要姑娘们摇奶子 其他都不重要
shaking her chichis, none of it matters.
[Boise] Maisel!
- 梅赛尔 萨菲拉要演完了! - 明天见 Sapphira's wrapping up.
- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.
明天见 下一个是谁?
- Who's next? - [Boise] Annie Oakley.
- 安妮欧克利 - 谢谢
- Thank you. - Or Brenda the Bird Girl.
或者飞鸟女布兰达
[groans]
- [harem music playing] - [cheering]
- [song ends] - [whooping]
[cheering]
[harem music playing]
- [song ends] - [scattered booing]
- [man] Take it off! - Hey, there. You miss me?
嘿!想我了吗?
- 是的 脱掉! - 脱掉! - [men] Take it off! - [sighs]
- [♪ Anita Bryant: "My Little Corner of the World"] - Come along with me ♪
♪ To my little corner of the world ♪
And dream a little dream ♪♪
[door closes]
切斯特 你再不关门试试 [Susie] Chester, you left the fucking door open again.
我要说多少次... How many times do I got to...
Is this something icky?
- 出什么麻烦事了吗? - 你一定就是苏西吧
- [Nancy] You must be Susie. - Yeah.
- 是的 - 我是南希 杰基的妹妹
I'm Nancy. Jackie's sister.
- 哦 他... - 死了 他死了 - Oh. Well, he's... - [Nancy] Dead.
He's dead.
I'm sorry, what?
- 不好意思 什么? - 今天下午中风了
A stroke sometime this afternoon.
A stroke?
中风?
他去世前我在他床边 [Nancy] I was actually at his bedside before he passed.
He was still talking.
他还在说话
是啊 他喜欢说话 Yeah, he likes to talk.
- 他的临终遗言是给你的 - 给我? [Nancy] His final words were actually for you.
For me?
所以我写了下来 防止自己忘掉 I wrote them down so I wouldn't forget.
"Susie,
“苏西 有人中午过来磨地板
the guys are coming to sand the floor at noon.
“留下给他们开门 Be there to let them in.
They're flaky, so fuck knows if they'll show.
“他们脑子不好 天知道他们会不会来
“记得周一放假 Remember, Monday's a holiday,
“周日晚上别把垃圾扔出去 so don't put the garbage out Sunday night.
We already got one ticket from the city.
“我们已经拿过一张市政罚单了
If you're going to make spaghetti sauce,
“如果要煮意面酱
push the curtains back, because you splash a lot,
“把窗帘拉开 因为你会溅得到处都是
and you can't get sauce
“那个布料沾上酱料洗不掉
out of that fabric. It's just too delicate."
“它太难打理了”
神奇的梅赛尔太太
[Midge] Plastic.
塑料是现代奇迹
The modern miracle.
这些属于市面上最棒的一批产品 And, ladies, these are some of the finest plastic products
- on the household market. - They sure are.
没错
选择特别多 很多大小和颜色 There's so much to choose from.
There's so many convenient sizes,
so many vivid colors.
你们会想全都买下 And you are going to want it all.
这个系列是万得利 This is the Wonderlier.
我喜欢这个名字 That's such a cute name. I love that name.
丰盛的晚餐 And for sizable suppers,
the large Wonderlier.
可以用大号万得利
每种我都要来两样 太棒了 Well, I have to have two of everything now.
It's just so good! Sign me up.
帮我下单!
传看一下万得利 女士们 我马上回来 Uh, pass the Wonderliers around,
ladies, and I will be right back.
女士们 我有个故事要讲给你们听 - [woman laughs] - Oh, ladies, do I have a story for you.
- I know a girl... - You'd have less need for Tupperware
我认识一个女孩...
如果你不是一个人做饭一个人吃 if you weren't just cooking for one.
- 我们能一起吃个午饭吗? - 妈妈 吉恩要错过商品展示了 - Can we set up a lunch? - Uh, Mama,
Jean here is missing out on the demonstration.
你回到女士们那边吧? Why don't you get back to the group, Jean.
Miriam, I'm trying to make a sale here.
- 米里亚姆 我在努力营销 - 我也是 别捣乱
And so am I. Beat it.
[Imogene] She's making dinner,
她正在做晚饭 一个拿着枪的小偷进来了
and in comes a burglar with a gun.
她叫了起来 小偷开了枪 She screams, he shoots,
她手里的特百惠挡下了子弹! and the Tupperware she was holding stops the bullet.
- [women gasp] - I mean, they don't even mention that
他们在宣传里都不提这件事
- in the literature. - Imogene.
伊莫金
别太激进 姑娘 Dial it down, woman.
- 你到底要不要卖货? - 要 Midge, do you want to make some sales or not?
- [phone rings] - Yes. - Showing them how to burp
让她们喝汽水打嗝可卖不出货
a two-quart is not going to move product,
and you are here to move product.
你是来卖货的 现在就卖起来!
Now sell.
我想是时候填下单表格了 结束后 Ladies, I think it's time to get those order forms out.
And when that is done, I will announce the winner
我会宣布最呆萌特百惠帽子奖得主
of the silliest Tupperware hat.
[whispers indistinctly]
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了?你没事吧? What? Are you okay?
Uh...
Everyone, uh, please excuse me.
各位 失陪一下
- 伊莫金? - 交给我 - Imogene? - I got it.
Let's drop the bullshit, ladies,
别废话了 女士们 我们来做交易吧
and make some deals.
You need to eat.
你得吃东西
- [Susie] Mm-hmm. - This hot plate is no good.
- 这个电炉不好用 - 我觉得这些装不下的
I don't think all this is gonna fit.
- How's that sandwich? - Great.
- 那个三明治怎么样? - 很好
这边热 这边凉 Hot here, cold here.
- 好 完全没空间了 - 什么?不可以 [Midge] Okay, we're officially out of room.
What? No. The pudding has to go in there.
- 布丁得放进去 - 我觉得不行
- [Midge] Don't think so. - [Zelda] Oh, strudel.
我们可以把鸡肉冻起来 冷冻室在哪儿? Okay, we can freeze the chicken.
- Where's the freezer? - [Midge] Up there.
- 上面 - 这地方怎么回事?古拉格集中营? What is this place, the gulag?
泽尔达生气了 我都不知道泽尔达会被惹生气的 Oh, I made Zelda mad.
- I didn't know you could make Zelda mad. - Trade you.
交换
所有杂志都说 一个月要除一次霜 All the lady magazines say you should defrost once a month.
- 这太疯狂了! - 好喝的咖啡 - This is crazy. - Mmm, good coffee.
- [Zelda] Oh, you've got ants. - You should've called me.
- 你这里有蚂蚁! - 你应该给我打电话的
I called you.
- 我打了啊 - 我是说一得知消息就打
I mean the minute you found out.
我不希望你在这种时候 独自喝好几个小时闷酒 I don't want you sitting in a dark apartment,
drinking for hours by yourself at a time like this.
- 我在啊 - 现在你也生气了 跟泽尔达一样 - I'm here. - [Susie] Now you're mad
- just like Zelda. - I'm not mad.
我没生气
Jackie's dead.
- 杰基死了 - 我知道 亲爱的
I know, honey.
Really?
真的吗?
他自己在这里 砰的一声 He was here all alone, then bam.
楼上的老吉安尼说 他听到咚的一下 于是就报了警 Old Gianni upstairs said he heard a thud.
Called the cops. They load him in the car,
他们把他装上车 送往贝尔维尤医院
and they took him to Bellevue, and by 9:00, that was it.
到9点 他就去世了
- He's gone. - Well, he wasn't sick.
他没生病 没受苦 为此我们应该心存感激
He didn't suffer. We should be grateful for that.
都怪辣热狗 It was the chili dogs.
I warned him about those chili dogs.
我警告过他少吃辣热狗
这家伙总吃辣热狗 Fucking guy subsisted on chili dogs.
冰块赢了 我们现在就得都吃光 - The ice wins. We have to eat it all now. - When's the service?
- 葬礼是什么时候? - 不知道
- Don't know. - [Midge] Well, how can I get ahold
- 我要怎么联系他妹妹? - 不知道
- of his sister? - Don't know.
- 她留名片了吗? - 没有 - Did she leave a card? - [Susie] No.
- 也许她留了便条? - 你只有一把叉子? Maybe she wrote something down?
You have one fork?
她没有!我不知道葬礼是什么时候! She didn't write anything down.
I don't know where the funeral is.
我不知道妹妹在哪 也不认识她 I don't know where the sister is or who the sister is.
昨晚我不在的时候 I just know that last night, when I wasn't here,
我最烦的家伙在我公寓里摔死了! the biggest pain in my ass ever
dropped the fuck dead in my apartment!
[silverware clangs]
Forks.
叉子!
I'm sorry.
- 抱歉 - 我也很抱歉
I'm sorry, too.
I don't want to stay in this apartment.
我不想待在这间公寓里 死过人的地方很吓人
Somebody died here. It's creepy.
[Chester] Mm, it's not the first time.
这不是第一次
Huh?
- 我家公寓里以前死过很多人 - 什么? There's been a lot of deaths in this room.
What?
搬进来前 我在市档案馆查过记录 [Chester] I researched the apartment's history
- at the municipal archives before I moved in. - Why?
- 为什么? - 因为搬家前第一件事就是查记录 Because that's the first thing you do
before you move into an apartment.
- 才不是 - 发生过斩首 - No, it's not. - [Chester] There was a decapitation.
A woman was eaten alive by maggots.
一个女人被蛆虫活活吃掉了
同卵双胞胎在音乐中被开膛破肚 Identical twins were disemboweled to music.
A pipe exploded, drowning an entire family.
水管爆裂淹死了一家人
- 还有婴儿死亡 - 切斯特!吃你的鸡蛋 Then there's the crib deaths.
Chester. Just eat your eggs.
嘿 这个角落有四个人窒息死亡 [Chester] Hey.
Four choking deaths right in this corner.
Maybe don't rush me.
别催我
[Zelda] I hope it's enough.
希望够吃 莫舍先生爱吃南瓜
Mr. Moishe likes squash.
我南瓜做少了 Ah, I didn't make enough squash.
我不吃南瓜了 留给莫舍吃 I will skip the squash so there's squash for Moishe.
It's so nice that we're all together again.
能重聚真是太好了
Oh, Zelda, no. You've been crying for two days.
泽尔达 别 你哭了两天了
[Shirley] So, I figured only Moishe-y knew him.
我想只有莫舍认识他
你肯定在某个时候遇到过他 [Rose] You must've encountered him at some point, Moishe.
- 我们在卡兹奇斯就和他们家认识 - 我对那对父母有点了解 We know his family from the Catskills.
[Moishe] I know the parents a little.
打完壁球后 我在淋浴间 见过他祖父 蛋蛋皱巴巴的 And the grandfather. Saw him in the shower once
after racquetball. Wrinkliest nutsack I've ever seen.
他可见过不少美女 And he's seen some beauts.
- 哦 天啊 - 我们在聊成人礼上的男孩? - Oh, dear. - We're talking about the bar mitzvah boy?
- Akiva? - Mm-hmm. Moishe was asked to do an aliyah at his service,
莫舍受邀去读经文
还要发誓从未见过他 - and he swears he's never met him. - [Moishe] And it's a short list
能选的人也没几个 of people you pick to do an aliyah at your bar mitzvah.
一般是会选了解你的人的 You'd think you'd pick someone that knows who the fuck you are.
Well, it's nice just to be wanted by someone.
被人需要是好事 不管是谁
Anyone.
Our house is so empty now.
我们家现在好空
- 安比和我很快会去拜访的 雪莉 - 周二? Abe and I will visit soon, Shirley. I promise.
Tuesday?
- 我不确定 - 周三?我会做卷心菜 I don't know about Tuesday.
Wednesday? I'll make my cabbage.
很快 我说话算话 It'll be soon. You have my word.
你的话根本不管用 你我都明白 Your word is fairly meaningless, Rose. You know it, I know it.
- 我们还是定个日子 - 有人吗? - So let's set a date. - [door opens] - [Joel] Hello!
年轻人回来了 - The youth have returned. - [door closes] - [Moishe] Ethan!
伊森 来 爷爷问你几个问题 Come here. Grandpa's got to pick your brain.
- 我看到安比在我后面 - 他的工作时间没个定数 - Saw Abe coming up behind me. - His hours are
- so unpredictable these days. - Wow, look at this place.
看看这里 又是老样子了
It's all back together.
这是新的 旧的那个破了 This is new. The old one was chipped.
我记得伊森弄坏它的时候 I remember when Ethan chipped it.
[Moishe] Akiva Bergman. It doesn't ring a bell,
- 阿吉瓦 想不起来吗? - 想不起来
- huh? - [Ethan] No.
- 别急 想一想 - 我在厨房为你准备了晚餐 伊森 - Don't rush. Think, think. - [Zelda] I've got
dinner for you and Esther in the kitchen, Ethan.
- [voice breaking] Say good night. - [Ethan] Good night.
- 说晚安 - 晚安!
- 晚安 - 也许你给他买过冰激凌 - Good night. - [Shirley] Maybe you bought the kid
an ice cream once, huh? You know, and it was so special.
太特别了 对他来说很有意义
It really meant something.
我不会给不认识的小男孩买冰激凌 [Moishe] I don't go around the Catskills buying ice cream
for little boys I don't know.
这一带有好多这种人 There's plenty of those guys crawling around up there,
- you know what I'm saying? - [laughs] - [Rose] No.
你说什么呢? - What are you saying? - [Shirley] You remember Daniel Sandberg?
你记得戴汽水瓶底眼镜的 丹尼尔桑德伯格吗? With the Coke-bottle glasses?
[Rose] I do. He'd drive up with his mother.
- 总坐他妈妈的车 - 我们叫他深口袋丹尼
Called him Danny Deep-Pockets.
他会让小男孩 伸手进他裤兜里掏玉米糖 Went around asking boys to dig in his pants for candy corn.
我完全不知道这件事 I knew nothing about this.
还有那个留着女式刘海的 水牛城的汤姆 [Shirley] Then there was Tom from Buffalo
- with the girly bangs. - They called him Tommy Touch-Butt.
- 他们叫他摸屁股汤米 - 这是你编的吧
- [Rose] You're making this up. - [Midge grunts]
Uh, Moishe, Shirley, you remember Susie?
莫舍 雪莉 你们记得 在赎罪日见过的苏西吗?
- From Yom Kippur? - Hello. - Hi.
- 你好 - 你好
- 怎么了? - 有个男人死了 What's going on?
- A guy died. - Oh, my God.
- 哦 我的天 - 谁?你丈夫?
- Who? Your husband? - Uh, her roommate.
- 她室友 煤气灯咖啡馆的杰基 - 该死 我认识他
Jackie from the Gaslight.
Shit. I knew him. What happened?
- 怎么回事? - 我刚说了 他死了
I just told you. He fucking died.
是 抱歉 [Joel] Right. Sorry.
我公寓里还死过很多人 切斯特有名单 - [door opens] - So did a lot of people in my apartment.
- Chester's got a list. - [door closes]
- 厚脸皮切斯特? - 安比 刚好赶上开饭 Cheeky Chester?
[Rose] Abe. Just in time to eat.
你没看到我在你后面吗? Did you not see me behind you?
- 有 不过... - 吃饭吧 都要凉了 - Yeah, but... - Let's eat, everyone. - Yeah.
- Before it gets cold. - Oh, yeah. - I had to stand there
我得站在那儿看电梯载你上九楼
and watch the elevator take you up to the ninth floor,
停下 降下来 然后我再进去 升上来 stop, come back down.
Then I had to get on, take it back up.
- 27层楼啊 - 你没事的 爸爸 That's 27 floors.
You'll survive, Papa. It's family style, everyone.
家庭聚餐 各位 别拘束 吃吧
Forget your manners and dive in.
Well, good thing I made it,
还好我赶上了 因为我有个有趣的消息要告诉大家
because I have a fun piece of news for everyone.
- [Rose] Oh, let's hear it. - [Abe chuckles]
- 说来听听 - 我拿到 我...
I've been... I've...
- [crying] - I've been assigned...
我拿到一个...为什么泽尔达在哭?
- Why is Zelda crying? - I didn't make enough squash,
我南瓜做少了 我很高兴
- and I'm just so happy. - [Midge] We're good
可以了 泽尔达 你去休息一下吧? from here, Zelda. Why don't you take a break.
So, the Village Voice has assigned me,
《乡村之声》让我 也就是首席戏剧评论员
its chief theater critic,
点评一部百老汇新音乐剧 作者是我们的巴兹哥德堡 to review a new Broadway musical
by our own Buzz Goldberg.
- 哦 我的天! - 巴兹有演出了?真正的演出? - [Rose] My God. - Buzz has a show?
- Like, a real show? - Yeah.
是他在斯坦纳排了八年的音乐剧? That musical he's been workshopping at Steiner
for, what, eight years now?
真是个成功案例 在纽黑文演得很棒 It's a real success story. Did very well in New Haven.
- 反响特别好 说看巴兹好巴适 - 说得真好 - Has a lot of good buzz, pardon the pun. - [Rose laughs]
- [Shirley] Ha! Good one. - And there's an opening night ticket
在座各位都能拿到首演夜的票
for each and every one of you.
- 首演夜! - 有趣 - Opening night. - [Midge] Fun.
安比 好样的! Abe, what a score.
- 我已经没有衣服可穿了 - 我太为巴兹骄傲了 他从不轻言放弃 I already don't have anything to wear.
I'm so proud of Buzz. He never gave up on the show.
我们在度假区看了得有20遍 - We must have seen it at the resort about 20 times. - [Rose] Mm.
那首歌在脑子里挥之不去 And that song. You can't get it out of your head.
有一年你還出演过巴兹的剧 You were in a version of Buzz's show one year,
weren't you, Miriam? Up at Steiner?
在斯坦纳?
我在1953年夏天 扮演过克莱尔兰兹堡 I played Clare Landsburg in the summer of 1953.
- 然后他把你踢掉了 对吧? - 没有 我没被踢掉 And he dropped you, right?
No. I wasn't dropped.
我演了一段时间 挺顺利的 I did the show for a while,
and it went very well, and then I made way
然后我把角色 让给了另一位年轻姑娘
for another lucky young lady to play the role.
我以为他踢掉你 是因为你不会唱歌、不会演戏 I thought he dropped you because you can't sing or act.
也不会跳舞 我记得 [Moishe] Or dance. That's how I remember it.
- 你不会唱、不会演、不会跳 - 她可不是朱迪加兰 You couldn't sing or act or dance.
Please, people. She's no Judy Garland,
- 但她尽力了 - 对 but she gave it her best shot.
Right. No, I'm not Judy Garland,
我不是朱迪加兰 但除了她本人 谁也不是朱迪加兰啊
but who is? Besides Judy Garland.
你有一次在台上呆住了 记得吗? And you froze that one time. Remember?
- 你一句台词都不记得了 - 就一次 雪莉 You came out on stage. You couldn't remember your line.
One time, Shirley. I froze one time.
- 我看了那么多次 我都背下了 - 大家都会背 I'd seen the show so much that I knew the line.
Everybody did. The whole room was yelling out the line.
- 整个房间的人都在大喊台词 - 我没有被剧组踢掉
I wasn't fired from the show. Okay?
- Is this all the squash? - [Zelda wails]
南瓜只有这么点了吗?
Oh, and, Joel,
乔尔 虽然有电梯事件在前
regardless of the elevator incident,
我还是给你留了票 I'm not leaving you out. There's a ticket for you, as well.
两张 你可以带朋友来 Two, actually, if you'd like to bring a friend.
是啊 乔尔 带个朋友来 Yeah, Joel. Bring a friend.
Archie or may... be someone else.
阿奇 或者有没有其他人
没有其他人 一张票就够了 There is no one else. One ticket will suffice, Abe.
乔尔 我还是把你当家人看待 看到你孤身一人 我很难过 You know, Joel, I still consider you
a family member, and it seems a shame
- that you're alone. - [Shirley] There was a perfectly good girl
有个特别好的女孩
我上周安排他们相亲 莉娜布洛弗曼 I set him up with last week. Lena Brofmann.
- 对了 她生了个男孩 - 你动作真快 It was a boy, by the way.
Wow. You work quick.
请原谅我不想 和离婚怀孕的女人约会 Excuse me, Ma, for not wanting to go out
with a pregnant divorced woman.
- 她丈夫死了 - 大家都会死 She's not divorced. Her husband died.
- Everyone dies. - [Joel] Can we change
- 我们能换个话题吗? - 我很失望
- the subject? - [Rose] Shirley, I'm disappointed.
你家里有个专业媒婆 用好我的资源啊 You have a matchmaking professional
in the family, after all. Use me.
- 我的天啊 你说得对! - 上面写了“致电预约” - My God, you're right. - It says call for an appointment,
但你不需要预约 but there's no appointment necessary for you.
请不要把你的名片给她 No, please don't give her your card, Rose.
没关系 我知道她的姓名和电话 It doesn't matter. I know her name. I know her number.
- 把你的姓名和电话换掉 - 乔尔喜欢什么样的? Rose, change your name. Change your number.
- What's Joel's type? - [Moishe speaking Hebrew]
我知道米里亚姆是他喜欢的类型 但还有什么别的类型? - I know Miriam was his type, but what else? - Moishe,
- if you're going to do an aliyah, do it right. - He likes an athletic girl.
- [Rose] Oh, athletic girl. That's interesting. - [Abe speaking Hebrew]
- [Zelda wails] - You're gonna correct the next one?
谁?小莫利? - [Rose] Oh, how sweet. - [Joel] Little Molly?
How about 63 years as a devout Jew?
作为一名63岁的虔诚犹太人
棍子球?我要写下来 - [Shirley] Stickball player. - [Rose] Stickball?
Oh, I'm gonna write that down.
如果你打算移民 那要合理合法才行 An athletic, stickball-playing type?
我要怎么做才能让你停下来 ? [Joel] Anything I can do to make you stop?
[Abe] Rose? Is my bathrobe in the bathroom?
罗斯!
我的浴袍在浴室里吗?
[faucet running]
Rose?
罗斯?
- [faucet turns off] - Rose!
- 罗斯! - 怎么了 安比? [Rose] What, Abe?
我以为你在找我的浴袍 I thought you were looking for my bathrobe.
不 安比 我准备睡觉了 No, Abe, I'm getting ready for bed.
[Groucho Marx] Are you seeing this?
- [Gordon Ford] I'm, uh, picking up... - Rose.
- 罗斯! - 不 你的浴袍不在这儿
[Rose] No, your bathrobe is not in here.
- 那在哪里? - 你上次放的地方 - Well, then, where is it? - [Rose] It's where you left it last.
[Rose and Abe speaking indistinctly]
对了 你脸色很差 [Groucho] You look terrible, by the way.
- [laughter] - [Gordon] Thank you, Groucho.
- 谢谢你 格劳丘 - 我没笑 这不是段子
[Groucho] I'm not laughing. This-this isn't a bit.
This is more like a national emergency.
这更像是国家紧急状态
[laughter]
嗯 你看起来棒极了 Well, you look fantastic.
- 剪了头发 休息得很好 你的秘密是什么? - 我28岁 Trim and rested. What's your secret?
- I'm 28. - [laughter]
给 - Here. - [Gordon] No, seriously,
你跟我小时候见过的照片 长得一模一样 你是怎么做到的?
you look the same as you did in the pictures I grew up on
a long time ago. How do you do it?
我的黄金年华都和妻子共度了 Spending my golden years with the wife.
How long you two been married?
- 你们俩结婚多久了? - 我说的不是我妻子
Oh, I wasn't talking about my wife.
格劳丘的父母都死了 - [laughter] - Both of Groucho's parents are dead.
Maybe you should get some sleep.
你应该睡一会儿
- 睡不着 - 我妈有安眠药 - Can't sleep. - You want a little something?
- My mother has some pills. - Oh, I know.
我吃过你妈的药片 她有很多药
I've been through your mom's pills.
She's got a lot of them.
她藏在三个不同的地方 所以她才有针线包 She has three different places she hides them,
in case you're wondering why that woman has a sewing kit.
[laughter]
Found Jackie's sister, by the way.
对了 我找到杰基的妹妹了
She asked me if I would speak at the service.
她问我可不可以在葬礼上讲话
What did you say?
你怎么说?
I was trapped, so I said yes. What am I gonna say, no?
我被困住了 我说好 我还能拒绝吗?
你真的可以吗? You sure you're up for that?
我尽力不要搞得太砸 Try not to fuck it up too badly.
[Gordon] Who got you hooked on cigars, Groucho?
- 是谁让你对雪茄感兴趣的? - 还能有谁?齐克?
[Groucho] Well, who else? Chico.
- [Gordon] Chico smokes cigars? - Get some sleep.
去睡会儿吧
把你的啤酒留下 - Leave your beer. - [Groucho] There's not a lot Chico doesn't do except read.
- 你兄弟更好赌 - 如果你喜欢低调的话 [Gordon] He's a pretty big gambler, your brother.
[Groucho] If you enjoy understatements.
他输了多少? [Gordon] Any idea how much he's lost?
齐克总说:“把哈珀所有钱加起来 [Groucho] Chico always says if you add up all the money
Harpo has, that's how much I've lost.
就是我失去的金额
[laughter]
快点吃 伊森 我们有一整天的有趣计划 Eat fast, Ethan. We've got a big, fun day planned.
- 好的 - 这条项链行吗? - [Ethan] Okay. - Does this necklace work?
- 如果你要问... - 项链换掉 - If you have to ask... - Changing the necklace.
- 我能借用你的香蕉胸针吗? - 在我的首饰盒里 Mama, can I borrow your banana pin?
It's in my jewelry box.
如果你要戴香蕉 把樱桃耳坠去掉 But if you're gonna do bananas on your dress,
change your cherry earrings. Too much fruit seems lazy.
太多水果看起来很懒散
Good morning, Susie.
- 早上好 苏西 - 伊森西蒙梅赛尔
[Midge] Ethan Ramone Maisel, move your tuchus.
动起来!我认真的!
- I mean it. We cannot be late. - That's right, Ethan.
- 我们不能迟到! - 你去看医生不能迟到
- You can't be late for the doctor. - [screaming]
我们都不告诉他是去看医生的 Oh. Mama, we don't tell him he's going to the doctor.
我们跟他说要去冒险 We tell him he's going on a fun subway adventure.
现在瞒不住了 Well, the cat's out of the bag now.
走吧 埃丝特 我们去让你哥哥冷静下来 - [Ethan] I hate the doctor! - Come on, Esther.
Let's go talk your brother off that ledge.
- 早 苏西 - 我有一个薄饼卷 - Morning, Susie. - [Ethan] The doctor's the worst!
I got a blintz.
- [running footsteps] - [Zelda] You're going to make your sister...
不 别烦我!
- [Ethan] Leave me alone! - Stop running around. No running.
别乱跑!不许跑!
No running.
我想去看医生! [Ethan] I don't want to go to the doctor!
Okay, look, I need one of you to stay with her.
我需要你们其中一个人陪着她
什么? - What? - There's no way I can take her to the pediatrician's
我没法带她去儿科医生那里 让她谈论死亡
- with all her talk about people dropping dead. - [Abe sighs]
我也不能带她去 《乡村之声》编辑部 Well, I certainly can't take her to the Village Voice.
我还是新人 也许今天就会多个外号 I'm still new there. I might get a nickname today.
[phone ringing]
- 不行 - 我们剪刀石头布吧 预备? - No. - Fine.
We'll do rock paper scissors. Ready?
One, two, three.
一、二、三
- [Zelda] Maisel residence. - Who won?
- 谁赢了? - 请稍等
One moment, please. It's for you, Miss Susie.
找你的 苏西小姐
[man on TV] ...behavior of the United States...
[Ethan] I hate the doctor!
Hello?
- 喂? - 喂 苏西 我是JJ
Hey, Susie, it's J.J. You hear about Jackie?
- 杰基的事你听说了吗? - 我听说了
Yeah, I fucking heard about Jackie.
我跟他住一起 白痴 I was living with him, moron.
Well, he left some boxes here.
他有些盒子在这里
Boxes of what?
- 什么盒子? - 不知道 垃圾吧
I don't know. Stuff? Junk? I don't know.
你要我怎么办? What do you want me to do?
你想让我扔掉吗? I don't know. You want me to dump 'em? I don't care.
别 我这周找个时间来取 Don't dump 'em. I'll come by sometime this week.
但它们很占地方 Okay, but they're taking up space.
- 你也是 - 你要找新室友吗? - Yeah, so are you. - Hey, you looking
for a new roommate?
- 我去看电视 - 两位 是石头剪刀布 I'm gonna watch TV.
[Midge] Guys, it's rock paper scissors.
每一样都可以 击败另一样东西 小孩的游戏啊 Each thing beats something else.
It's a kid's game for God's sake.
可如果我选热量 热量可以融化剪刀 But what if I chose heat?
- Heat would melt the scissors. - And burn the paper.
还能烧掉布
热量除了石头以外都能打败 So heat would beat everything but rock.
没有热量这个选项 Heat is not an option.
水可以让剪刀生锈 泡烂布 Water would rust the scissors and ruin the paper.
- 剪刀是铜的还是钢的? - 我们还是扔硬币吧? Are the scissors brass or steel?
How about we just flip a coin, hmm?
[indistinct chatter]
你的爱好是打毛衣、绣花和编织? And your hobbies are knitting, needlepoint, and weaving?
I own my own loom.
我有自己的织布机
All right. Well, we'll put that into column two.
这一项可以填在第二栏
记住 我们聊好了的 婚后再说的事项 Remember, we discussed this? The after-marriage revelations?
Mm-mm.
我向你保证 阿米莉亚 我们会为你找到绝佳的伴侣 I promise you, Amelia, we will find you the perfect mate.
You think so?
- 你觉得可以吗? - 我觉得可以 真的
I do.
I really do.
每次见到男士 我都不知道说什么 Because every time I meet a man, I never know what to say.
It doesn't matter what you say.
你说什么都不重要 反正男人也不会听
The man's not listening to you anyhow.
- 罗斯! - 怎么了 苏西 - Rose! - Yes, Susie?
纸满了 - My page is full. - Well, then turn it over.
- 那就翻过来 - 两面都满了
- Both sides. - What about the other pages?
- 其他纸呢? - 都满了
- All full. - Then we will get you more paper.
那我们再给你拿一些
告诉你妈妈 会面很顺利 All right, Amelia. Tell your mother
the meeting went well, and the address to send the check
寄支票的地址在背面
- is on the back of the card. - Okay.
好的 谢谢
Thank you.
我很期待 I'm very excited.
[chuckles]
- 怎么样?还好吗? - 非常好 Good? Was it good?
Very good. I need to use the restroom.
我要去一下洗手间
- 苏西 该去尿尿了 - 我去过了 Susie? Tinkle time.
- I already went. - Rose?
罗斯 你得晚一点再休息了
You'll have to delay your break for a bit.
- 有个现场插队的客户 - 又有? - You have a walk-in. - Another one?
两个 Another two!
你得出色能力口口相传 传播比忧郁症还广 Word of your prowess is spreading like melancholia.
- 一切都发生得太快了 - 真让人激动 My goodness, it's all happening so fast.
It's thrilling. You already have
你这个月已经确认配成三对了
three confirmed kills this month.
三对恋爱 三对订婚 成就了好多幸福! Three matches, three engagements.
So much goddamn happiness.
安静点 这里是茶室 大家在品茶 Contain yourself. We're in a tea room.
People are steeping.
- 罗斯! - 怎么了? - Rose! - What?
我无聊了!我饿了 我想走 I'm bored. I'm hungry. I want to leave.
我在工作 苏西 结束了我们就走 I'm working, Susie.
We will leave when I'm done.
我讨厌这里! Ugh! Hate this!
- 可以再给她拿点纸吗? - 当然 我问个问题 Get her some more paper, will you?
Of course. Question: why is she here?
她为什么来这里?
一位先生在她的公寓去世了 她没法回去住 A gentleman passed away in her apartment.
And she can't go back.
Oh. Is he blocking the door, or...?
- 他挡住门了吗? - 不知道
I don't know. Go get the next person signed in?
- 让下一位进来吧 - 没问题
Yes. Of course.
- 米拉贝尔 你是下一个 - 她会给你拿纸 [Corinne] Mirabelle, you're up next.
She's getting your paper.
You're a matchmaker, huh?
- 你是个媒婆? - 是的
- That's right. - You really think there's someone out there
那个怪女人能找到对象?
for that gorgon that just left?
- Yes. - She's got a hunchback.
是的
- 她驼背 - 我可以解决
- I can fix that. - Really? You gonna blind the guy?
- 真的吗?你要弄瞎那个男的吗? - 苏西!这是门生意
Susie! This is a business.
你是我女儿的经纪人 曾经是水管工 Now you are my daughter's manager and a plumber
before that, so you should understand business.
你应该懂生意该怎么做
I will send the gorgon to my hairstylist,
我会送怪女人去我的发型师那儿
and she will fix her hair.
教她用粉底、睫毛膏、口红和除臭剂 And I will teach her about foundation
and mascara and lipstick and deodorant,
我们给她戴上腰带 让她坐直 and we will get her a girdle, and she will sit up straight,
我们毁掉她的织布机 她会找到丈夫的 and we'll destroy her loom, and she will have a husband.
因为每个人都有命中注定的另一半 Because there is someone out there for everyone.
你看我干什么?这是什么? What are you looking at me for?
What's this?
I ordered it for you.
- 我给你点的 - 给我?一整份?
For me? The whole thing?
是的 - Yes. - And it's just whipped cream?
- 只有奶油? - 还有一把勺子
And a spoon.
不用搭配任何东西吗? And I can just eat it? It doesn't have to go on anything?
没错 That's right.
罗斯韦斯曼 我会跟随你到地狱去
Rose Weissman, I would follow you into hell.
没这个必要 你好 - That won't be necessary. - Oh, hello.
Yikes.
恶心
- 苏西 - 抱歉 - Susie! - Sorry.
你一定就是米拉贝尔 我是罗斯 裙子真漂亮 You must be Mirabelle. I'm Rose.
What a lovely dress.
你有什么需求? What can I do for you?
《他们到此起舞》 山间音乐剧 ♪ ♪
- 妈妈 你脖子上有汗 - 随它吧 Ma, there's sweat running down your neck.
这是首演夜 怎么能不穿最好的衣服 - Let it go. - It's opening night.
Why would I not wear my best?
- 外面有27度 你会热死的 - 随它吧 It's 80 degrees out. You're gonna melt.
- Let it go. - I want to be buried in this coat.
- 我要穿着这身下葬 - 你今晚可能就要实现愿望了
- That may happen tonight. - Let it go.
- 随它吧 - 他们来了 There they are.
Follow me, everybody.
跟我来 各位!
韦斯曼先生 欢迎光临 我是剧场经理杰拉德 Mr. Weissman. Welcome.
I'm Gerald, the house manager. Your tickets, sir.
- 您的票 先生 - 谢谢 你喜欢我的披风吗?
Thank you. Do you like my cape?
非常帅气 It's very natty.
- 女士 要把外套... - 让她穿着 Ma'am, would you like to check your...
Let her wear it.
还有任何需要 跟我说就好 Anything else you need, let me know.
Okay, looks like we have five in the orchestra
看来有五张票在乐池 两张在底层楼厅
and two in the mezzanine. Here you go.
- 给你们 - 我们要坐在一起?
We're sitting together?
- 和你们不在一起? - 是的 - Away from you guys? - Yep.
- 不 - 嘿 有没有...不行 - No, no. - Oh, hey.
- Is there...? No. - No, no.
我们能不能...我可以换换吗? - No, no. - Can we...? I, I, I...
- I would love to maybe switch? - No.
- 我可以和米琪坐吗? - 我想和她坐 - Or maybe I can sit with Midge? - I want to sit with Midge.
Yes? Midge? Yes? Yes? Midge? Yes?
米琪 可以吧?米琪 可以对吗?
这五张是第五排的中间 所以... Well, the five are fifth row center, so...
可恶 - [both] Damn. - [bell dings]
该进场了 各位 走吧 That's our cue, everybody. Let's go in.
[orchestral music swells]
- [audience cheering] - [performers singing]
《大主教之死》 马克海灵格剧院 ♪ ♪
亚瑟米勒《推销员之死》 两周后 6 月27日
《死也要见到你》 马克海灵格剧院 迈入未知...
[indistinct chatter]
A drink for you, sir?
Are my feet on the ground?
我真是兴奋得不行!
我想再看一遍 百看不厌 Oh, I want to see it again and again and again and again.
还有管弦乐团演奏的那首歌 And that song with the full orchestra, yowza!
他来了 我们的巴兹 Oh, there he is. There's our Buzz.
这孩子笑得多灿烂 [Abe] Ah, that is a very big smile on that boy's face.
这是他应得的成就 Well, he's earned it.
我记得几年前的夏天 他特别可爱 I remember a couple of summers ago,
it was the cutest thing.
巴兹跑过来冲我喊 “凯蒂卡莱尔哈特!” Buzz came up to me and said... Kitty Carlisle Hart!
- 那是什么? - 谁呀? - Who? - What's that? - It's Kitty Carlisle Hart!
是《真相大挑战》的凯蒂卡莱尔哈特
From To Tell The Truth.
那是我最爱看的游戏综艺 Oh, it's my favorite game show!
- 凯蒂!等等 - 上啊 勇士! Kitty! Kitty!
Go get 'em, tiger!
- 等等 凯蒂! - 她怎么样? [Shirley] Wait! Wait, wait, Kitty! Kitty!
- Her? - Kitty, wait, wait!
- 她? - 你觉得她有魅力吗? - Her? - Do you find her attractive?
- 罗斯 请不要觉得一定要... - 算了 刚才没看到痣 Rose, please don't feel the need to...
Oops. Never mind. Didn't see the mole till she turned.
Would you find her attractive without the mole?
如果没有痣 你觉得她有魅力吗?
- 我找不到苏西 - 很好 I made two rounds of the place. No sign of Susie.
Good. Three songs in, she pulled out a bag of Cheetos
三首歌后她掏出了一包奇多
告诉所有让她闭嘴的人 他们总有一天会死 and told everyone who shushed her they'll be dead someday.
It's good she's gone.
- 在这儿啊 离开的人们 - 你好 保利 There they are. The ones that got away.
- Hi, Pauly. - Hello, stranger.
- 你好啊 陌生人! - 你好吗 保利?
How are you, Pauly?
今年你们没来度假区 真让人伤心 Brokenhearted without you at the resort this year.
Maybe next year.
- 也许明年我们会去的 - 我们这小子怎么样?
How about our boy, huh?
他有伟大的梦想 但梦想这东西谁知道呢 He had such big dreams, but who knows from dreams.
“追梦者只可循月光前行” 奥斯卡王尔德语录 "A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight."
- Oscar Wilde. - And now look at me,
我现在成了 给巴兹的梦想投资的大人物
a bigshot financial investor in Buzz's dreams.
保利!你真有能耐! Pauly, you macher!
虽然微不足道 但听到那首歌 不由自主就掏出钱包了 It's a small slice, but the thing is, you hear that song,
you take out your wallet.
米里亚姆梅赛尔 看看你 多美! - Uh-huh. - [Edie] Miriam Maisel!
- Look at you, all dolled up. - Hello, Edie. Good to see you.
你好 伊迪 很高兴见到你
I was just talking to someone.
我刚还在和别人聊
有一年你还演过这个剧 是不是? You were the star of this show one year, weren't you?
在斯坦纳? - Up at Steiner? - Clare Landsburg,
1953年夏天的克莱尔兰兹堡向您报告
summer of '53, at your service.
- 然后你被踢掉了对吧? - 没有 伊迪 我没被踢掉 Then you got dumped, right?
No, Edie.
I wasn't dumped.
开除 随便你用什么说法 Fired, whatever you want to call it.
我只是趁一年假期玩了一下 仅此而已 It was just a fun vacation thing I did one year.
That's all. I'm not an actress.
我不是演员
不用你说我也知道 我看过你的表演 Oh, you don't have to tell me. I was there.
真的很高兴见到你 伊迪 你好 It's really good to see you, Edie.
- Hello. Love that hat. - Oh, hi!
那个凯蒂卡莱尔哈特 她就像胡迪尼
That Kitty Carlisle Hart, she's like Houdini!
我把她堵进了卫生间的一个隔间 但我踢了门后 她就不见了 I cornered her in a stall in the bathroom.
But when I kicked the door open, she wasn't there.
但我拿到了她的一只鞋 But I got her shoe. Everyone look for a limper.
- 大家留意一瘸一拐的人 - 安比 他有空了
Abe, he's free.
我们赶紧去找他 Oh, let's grab him while we can.
- 瞧瞧你! - 亲爱的巴兹 我们真为你骄傲! There he is.
Buzz, dear, we are so proud of you.
Oh! I loved everything about it.
整部剧我都喜欢
不过艾瑞斯那个角色 我以前很讨厌 现在也喜欢了 Oh, but that one character, Iris.
I mean, I hated her, but I loved her, too.
谢谢你 韦斯曼太太 安比 你没戴记者帽 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Weissman.
Uh, Abe, you didn't bring your press hat.
和我的披风不搭 It clashed with my cape.
好玩吧? Fun, right?
太棒了 It's amazing.
你还是个毛小子的时候我就认识你了 I knew you when you were a pisher.
The kid who fell into the lake on day one,
曾经掉进湖里的孩子 现在拿着麦克风
holding a live mic.
我喜欢拉风的入场 I like making a big entrance.
- 你开心吗 巴兹?开心点 - 我很开心 Are you happy, Buzz? Be happy.
I am. It's the best night of my life.
这是我人生中最棒的夜晚
大家好 可以听见我说话吗? Hello, everyone. Uh, can you hear me okay?
- 可以 - 可以?很好 - [crowd] Yes! - Yes? Very good.
谢谢各位拨冗前来支持我们这部剧 Thank you all for coming tonight.
For supporting our show.
这对我们来说很重要 It means the world to us.
不过让我请出 今晚真正的明星来讲话 But let me bring the true
star of the night up here to speak.
作曲、作词、编剧 我们大家的朋友 The man who wrote the music, the lyrics, the book--
my friend, and yours, Buzz Goldberg!
巴兹戈德堡!
[crowd cheering]
Oh, thanks. [whoops] Uh, thanks, everyone.
谢谢大家
Ooh, it's a big night, um...
真是盛大的夜晚
大幕拉起我就没喘过气 I haven't breathed since the curtain came up.
- Just breathe, Buzz, breathe. - [laughter]
呼吸 巴兹
Um, thank you, Myron,
谢谢麦伦为演出掌舵 你教了我很多
for guiding the ship and teaching me so much.
谢谢我们的导演 乔治艾伯特先生 And to our director, Mr. George Abbott,
我觉得你在业内未来可期 先生
I think you have a future in this business, sir.
- [laughter] - And to my dramaturg
谢谢我的喜剧编剧兼室友 凯文 你的恩情重于一切
and roommate, Kevin, I owe you everything.
谢谢你 凯文 Thank you, Kevin.
还要感谢为我提供灵感的人们 And to the people who inspired me so much,
是他们赋予了这部剧灵感 who inspired this show,
我的斯坦纳度假区的家人们 my Steiner Resort family because
因为你们就是我的家人
you are just that-- family.
斯坦纳! Steiner!
[crowd chanting] Steiner! Steiner!
我们更强!更强! We're finer, finer!
Finer!
Steiner! Steiner...
我得走了 今晚要截稿 I need to go. My deadline's tonight.
去吧 家里见 Go, go. We'll see you at home.
我们更强!更强! Finer! Finer! Finer!
- [stomping feet] - Steiner!
斯坦纳!
煤气灯咖啡馆 [guitars playing]
两把吉他 杰基很讨厌这样的 Two guitars.
Jackie would've hated that.
嘿 Hey.
- 你去看歌剧了吗? - 把杰基的盒子给我 - You going to the opera or something? - Just get me Jackie's boxes.
还有几个 这玩意不知道从哪盒掉出来的 There's a couple others.
This fell out of one of 'em.
“雅各布德拉皮特拉” 杰基参过军? "Jacopo Dellapietra"?
Jackie was in the Army?
不知道 Don't know.
- 铜星? - 某种勋章吧 A Bronze Star?
Some kind of medal.
[sniffs]
达拉是谁? Who's Darla?
Abe Weissman, stop right there.
安比韦斯曼 站住 转个圈
Give me a 360.
披风可是很难穿出气质的 朋友 A cape is not an easy thing to pull off, my friend.
[laughing] I make it look easy.
- 我故作轻松而已 - 准备好开工了吗?
- You ready to work? - Oh, yes, I am.
- 准备好了 - 抱歉截止时间这么紧张
Sorry about the tight deadline.
- 有时候是会这样 - 截止时间会让我兴奋 It's the way it happens sometimes.
Oh, I thrive on deadlines.
- 有事找我 我就在楼下 - 没问题! - I'll be downstairs if you need me. - [typewriter clacking]
You bet.
- [bell dings] - Got it!
好了!
What is this?
- 这是什么? - 我的评论
My review.
“《他们到此起舞》昨晚在 马克海灵格剧院开演 "They Came, They Danced opened last night
at the Mark Hellinger Theatre.
你妈妈可能会喜欢” Your mother might like it."
- 这我发不了 - 为什么? - I can't publish this. - Why not?
首先评论应该有一千字 Well, for one, it's supposed to be a thousand-word review
and it's about a thousand words short.
我可以加一些形容词 I could add some adjectives.
- 安比 我需要细节 - 细节? Abe, I need specifics.
Specifics?
如果你觉得别人的妈妈 会喜欢这部剧 那就告诉我原因 If you think someone's mother would like the show,
then tell me why you think someone's mother
would like the show. Do I really need
- 我真的有必要跟你说这些吗? - 不 我知道
- to tell you this? - No, I know.
但这次我更希望不写那些 But in this case, I would really rather not...
get into all that.
- 你说什么? - 我就是觉得细节 - I'm sorry? - Yeah.
I just don't think specifics are what people need.
不是人们想要的
Or want.
我不知道你是否研究过这点 I don't know if you've ever done any research on this,
but I-I-I think I'm right about this.
但我觉得我是对的 没错
[laughs] Yeah.
Abe...
- 安比 - 好了 加比 是这样的 Okay, Gabe, here it is!
音乐剧糟透了 非常糟糕! The show was terrible, okay? Terrible!
- 简直是滑稽 - 好的? I mean, a-a travesty.
- Okay... - They took a cute,
这原本是一部在卡兹奇斯诞生的 可爱迷人的音乐剧
charming musical, conceived in the Catskills,
演员是一群有趣的度假区客人 大家都很棒 除了我女儿 cast with a fun group of resort guests,
all of whom were good, except my daughter,
他们把它改编成了一部 枯燥冗长、愤世嫉俗的 and turned it into a bland,
cynical, bloated
愚蠢又做作的三小时表演 three-hour piece of contrived inanity!
服装很糟 布景很糟! The costumes-- terrible.
The sets-- terrible.
剧本很糟 The script-- terrible. It's got one song.
- 只有一首歌 - 一首歌?
- One song? - That they reprise
他们重复了五次
five different times, because they know
因为他们知道 自己只有一首好听的歌
they only have one good song.
他们在欺骗观众 加比 我很伤心 They're duping the audience, Gabe!
And that kills me.
很好!就这样写下来 Great! Write that down.
[groans]
We've known this kid ten years.
我们认识这个孩子十年了
[sighs]
我看着他掉进湖里 是我把他救起来 I watched him fall into a lake.
I pulled him out.
也许你不该救的 Maybe you shouldn't have.
思想阴暗 我知道 Dark thought, I know.
这样如何?跳过细节 用音乐剧反映大局的问题 Okay, Abe, how about this? Skip the specifics.
Use the show to get to the big picture--
关于剧场里所有你觉得不对的想法 your thoughts on everything that's wrong
in the theater today.
愤怒感、个人感受 Get angry. Be personal.
我们是为此雇佣的你 安比 你的观点 That's why we hired you, Abe.
For your voice.
别让他们被骗 Don't let them get duped.
- [indistinct chatter] - [organ playing]
- 你没事吧? - 没事 我只是... - [Midge] You okay? - [Susie] Yeah.
I just, you know, maybe I should've worn something else.
- 也许我该换身衣服 - 比如?
- [Midge] Like what? - I don't know.
- 不知道 比如裙子 - 我不...
Like a dress.
I don't... I can't... I'm trying to picture...
我不能... 我在努力想象...你穿过裙子吗?
- Have you ever worn a dress? - Of course I've worn a dress.
- 当然穿过 我也曾是个宝宝 - 好吧
- I was a baby once. - Okay.
- 你懂的 弱小无助 - 抱歉 - You know, helpless. - Sorry.
我穿裙子很可爱的 I was fucking adorable in a dress.
我猜是这边 This way, I guess.
[indistinct chatter]
- Did you get the time wrong? - I did not get the time wrong.
- 你搞错时间了吗? - 没有
- 因为你不擅长守时 - 没有的事 'Cause you have a problem with time.
I did not get the time wrong.
- 苏西 谢谢你过来 - 不客气 Susie, thank you for coming.
Oh, yeah, sure. Uh, Nancy, this is...
- 南希 这位是... - 你一定是喜剧演员米里亚姆吧?
You must be Miriam. The comedian?
是 杰基的事我很遗憾 我会非常想念他的 Yes. I'm so sorry about Jackie.
I'm really gonna miss him.
他给我寄过你的剪报 他可骄傲了 You know, he sent me clippings about you all the time.
He was very proud.
Oh, well...
- 他真贴心 - 我给你们俩都留了座位 不过...
that's really sweet.
- I saved you both seats, but... - Where is everyone?
- 人呢? - 我都邀请了
Oh, well, I sent the word out. I went through his phone book,
我翻了他的电话簿 教士打了几个电话
and the monsignor made some calls.
Just didn't get much of a response.
但回应的人不多 失陪一下
Oh, excuse me.
他帮我存过剪报 He saved my clippings.
Chester.
切斯特!
Chester!
搞什么东西? What the fuck?
- 他们有洋葱三明治 - 坐下 They have onion sandwiches.
Sit.
不要呼气 And don't breathe out.
我不知道原来杰基认为我是有趣的 I didn't think Jackie thought I was funny.
已经过了3点 我们差不多该开始了 Well, it's past 3:00 now,
so we should probably get started.
我要留下这个 - I'm keeping this. - [Ricci] Welcome, everyone.
欢迎大家 我要感谢各位今天前来
I want to thank you all for coming out today
to say goodbye to one of our favorite sons,
Jacopo "Jackie" Dellapietra.
和雅各布杰基德拉皮特拉告别
我是耶稣圣心教堂的教士 阿玛诺里奇 I'm Monsignor Armanno Ricci
of the Church of the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
- 杰基生前经常来我们教堂 - 他去过教堂? the church that Jackie
was so active in all of his life.
- He went to church? - [Susie scoffs softly]
从杰基还是个小男孩开始 我就认识他了 [Ricci] I've known Jackie since he was a little boy,
我不得不承认 我们必须 and, well, I would be lying if I said we didn't find a need
把祭坛酒牢牢锁住 to keep a tight lock on the altar wine.
- [Susie chuckles] - Many a morning,
很多时候我们会在早上发现 酒被换成了胡椒博士汽水
we found that the blood of Christ
had been replaced with Dr Pepper.
[Chester laughing]
他也是第一个伸出援手的人 He was also the first one to lend a hand.
我无法证明旧的食槽台被人弄坏后 Now, I can't prove that he was the one
who built the new platform for the manger scene
就是他建了新的 但我想就是他 when the old one got destroyed by vandals,
but I'll bet it was him.
Lots of little stories about Jackie I could share,
我和杰基之间 还有很多小故事可以分享
但我觉得还是要 把讲台让给一个特殊的人 but I think I'm going to turn the podium over
to someone who's very special to him.
Someone he always referred to as one of his closest friends.
他称之为最亲密的朋友之一
Susie?
苏西?
是你 That's you.
不 他说他最亲密的朋友之一 No, he said one of his closest friends.
Well, unless another Susie just walked in...
除非还有叫苏西的人走进来
Hey. Tits up.
嘿 振作起来
[Susie clears throat]
Uh, hi.
大家好
我想我就是苏西 Guess I'm Susie.
南希让我发言 所以... And, um,
Nancy asked me to talk,
so...
去他的 跟我来 Fuck this.
Follow me.
[organ playing]
- [man] Who is that? - [others murmuring]
大家好 抱歉 我很快说完 Hi.
Sorry. I'll just be a minute here.
我们就讲几句 关于杰基德拉皮特拉的话 Supposed to say a few words about Jackie Dellapietra,
who's over there across the hall
他的葬礼就在对面空无一人的房间
in the empty loser room.
我没法对着空房间讲他的事情 But, well, I just...
I can't talk about him to an empty room.
他不应该以这种方式被铭记 That's not how it should go.
That's not how he should be remembered.
显然没人记得他 因为根本没人来 Or not remembered. 'Cause apparently,
no one remembered, because nobody showed up.
除了四个人 Except four people.
[voice breaking] Four people to send you off.
四个人送你走
大家都去哪儿了? Where the fuck was everyone?
[man clears throat]
一个人死了 大家要来他的葬礼 对吧? A man dies, you show up at his funeral, right?
这是杰基 This was Jackie.
他没伤害过任何人 走完一生 做过好事 Mean, he never hurt anyone.
He just... He lived his life. He did nice things.
修好了我的破公寓 He fixed up my shitty apartment. Put up curtains.
装上窗帘 他粉刷了墙壁 做了炖菜
He painted. He made stew.
He built whatever the hell it was he built
不管是什么 他帮那边那位教士造了个东西
for the fucking monsignor over there.
[man coughs]
显然没人在意 Apparently, no one gave a shit.
没人注意到 No one noticed.
Fuck, I lived with the guy, and I didn't notice.
该死 我和他住在一起 我也没注意到
我们睡的地方很近 We slept very close.
我知道他的私人状态 I mean, I knew personal things about the guy.
他打呼 有些食物不耐受 You know, he snores.
Yeah, certain foods did not agree with him.
那些晚上得开窗睡觉 You kept the windows open on those nights.
I knew his laundry day.
我知道他哪天洗衣 哪天理发
I knew when he cut his hair. Shit like that.
但我从未了解他 But I never knew him.
Yeah, I never knew he fought in the war.
是的 我从来都不知道他打过仗!
I never knew
我都不知道他得过英勇勋章!
he got a medal for bravery.
这不是随便发发的 I mean, they don't just hand those out.
你得中过弹、救过人 或是炸翻过坦克才行 You got to get shot or-or save somebody
or blow up a fucking tank.
勋章很重要的! A medal is a big deal!
他收集火箭筒乔的漫画 He collected Bazooka Joe comics.
他留着看歌剧的小票根 He kept the little ticket stubs
to the opera.
他有一个贝比鲁斯签过名的棒球 He had a baseball signed by Babe Ruth.
你敢信吗?他见过贝比鲁斯 Can you fucking believe that?
Jackie met Babe Ruth.
他都收在一个破鞋盒里 但这些东西他真的有 And he kept it in a shoebox like an asshole,
but he had it.
这个人度过了丰富的一生 而我对此一无所知 [crying] I mean, this guy lived a life,
and I never knew any of this.
一分钟前 我发现我是他的朋友 I mean, it was just a minute ago I found out I was his friend.
不好意思 是他最亲密的朋友之一 No, I'm sorry, one of his closest friends.
I had a close friend, and I never knew it.
我有一个亲密的朋友 但我却不知道
达拉他妈的在哪儿? And where the fuck is Darla?
Hmm?
她都抽不出 一个下午的时间来表达哀思 She couldn't take off one afternoon
to come and pay her respects
她给这个人写过51封愚蠢的信啊 to a man she wrote 51 fucking idiotic letters to?
每一个“我”字上都画了爱心 A heart over every "I."
有什么事那么要紧 让她不能抽空 What's so important she couldn't take the time off
来和这个男人好好告别? 她最好已经死了 to come and give this man a proper send-off?
She better be dead.
[mourners gasp, murmur]
你们知道我最不理解的是什么吗? You know what I really don't understand?
这个人一生勤奋努力 How is it a decent guy, a guy who worked his ass off
his entire life...
怎么会差点付不起 合租我公寓一个角落的钱? How is it he could barely afford
to sublet the corner of my shithole apartment?
I mean, he never caught a break.
他从未交过好运
他就没成功过 怎么会有这种操蛋的事? He never got ahead.
How fucked-up is that?
全世界那么多糟糕的混蛋 All these fucking horrible assholes in the world
却可以要什么有什么 that just get shit handed to them.
这个人上过战场! 他去各地旅行 赢过林迪舞的比赛 And this guy fought in a war. He traveled.
He... Oh, he won a Lindy contest.
[sniffles] I didn't know Jackie could dance.
我都不知道杰基会跳舞
多数时候他连路都走不利索 Half the time, it didn't seem like he could walk.
But there is a first-place ribbon
但那个小破盒子里有第一名的丝带
sitting in this fucking weather-beaten, rat-eaten,
fucked-up, little box that he shoved in a corner.
他塞在了角落里
一个人的一生就在一个小破盒子里 一个特别好的人的一生 A man's life. In a shitty box.
A really good man's life.
[exhales shakily, sniffles]
他值得收获回报 结果却在煤气灯咖啡厅 You know, a man who deserved something,
and he wound up sprinkling sawdust
给呕吐物撒木屑 on vomit at the Gaslight.
[sniffles]
Well, this can't continue, okay? [sniffles]
不能再这样下去了 好吗?
我不能再看到这种事 发生在别的可怜虫身上 I cannot stand by
and watch this happen to another poor slob,
所以我要以我卑微的余生 去找寻世界上的杰基们 so I am dedicating the rest of my miserable fucking life
to finding the Jackies of the world.
你路过的那些人 没看在眼里的人 The ones you walk by. The ones you don't see.
从未交过好运的人 The ones who never catch a break.
我要保证他们最后 不会死在我的公寓里! And I'm gonna make sure that they never, ever end up
in my fucking apartment!
我也为这位女士感到难过 相信她也是个非常善良的人 Oh, and I'm really sorry about this lady.
I'm sure she was very nice, too. [sniffles]
[murmuring]
- [door closes] - [indistinct chatter]
- 博伊西 你好吗? - 我很忙 - Boise. How are you? - Busy.
- 今晚会顺利一点吗? - 希望吧 - Are things gonna go smoother tonight? - [scoffs] Hope so.
精确的节目单? There'll be a more accurate run-of-show list?
也许费洛梅娜的电线 不会再造成严重伤害事件? Maybe Philomena's wire contraption
- won't cause any major head injuries. - Run of show?
节目单?性感天使、性感苏联间谍 咆哮20年代、噘嘴诗人 - Yeah. - Sexy Angel. Sexy Soviet Spy.
- Sexy Angel. Sexy Spy. - Roaring '20s. Pouty Poet.
克里奥佩特拉、后宫妾室 性感护士、康康舞小姐、上升的维纳斯 - Roaring '20s. Pouty... Pouty what? - Cleopatra. Harem Girl.
- Harem Girl. Slow down. - Sexy Nurse. Cancan Mademoiselle.
- Sexy something. Cancan Mademoiselle. - Rising Venus.
- Rosie the Riveter. - You didn't make a list, huh?
水手女孩、瓷娃娃、睡美人
- Sailor Girl. China Doll. Sleeping Beauty. - Rosie Doll.
我记不住 帮我写下来 Sailor Girl. Boise, Boise, Boise,
I can't memorize all that. Write it down for me.
我感觉这独特的 轻快而又紧张的组合我很熟悉
I thought I recognized that unique combination
of lilt and intensity.
你在这儿干什么? What the hell are you doing here?
Oh, well, I hate to steal your line,
我不想学你说话 但你在这儿干什么?
but what the hell are you doing here?
- 你赶紧走 我要上台了 - 该死 You have to leave. I'm about to go on.
Oh, shit. Are you stripping now?
你现在跳脱衣舞了?
我知道夏伊鲍德温的事情不好受 但有更好的去处 I knew the Shy Baldwin thing was tough,
- but there's nicer places. - I'm the comic.
我是喜剧演员
- Here? - Yes. And I'm about to go on.
- 在这儿? - 是的
我就要上台了 我还在摸索尝试
And I'm still honing and experimenting, so go away.
让开
- 想让我走? - 是的 - You want me to go away? - Yes.
- 因为我会让你紧张 - 是的 Because I would make you nervous.
You would make me nervous.
- 别笑 真难看 - 我给你讲个故事 Don't smile. Bad smile.
I got a story for you. Back in high school--
高中的时候 贝尔莫尔的梅法姆高中
Mepham High in Bellmore, out on Long Island--
在长岛 我上了演讲课
I took this speech class.
有一天 老师让我站在大家面前 One day, the teacher stands me up
in front of everybody and gives me a topic.
给了我一个话题:“动物园是好是坏?”
Zoos. Are they good or bad? Some shit like that.
我拿到的持方是反方 I was supposed to be against them.
要我五分钟内陈述清楚 Told me to take five full minutes to make my case. Now,
我对话题很有自信 I'm feeling fairly confident about the subject,
于是就开始讲我的观点 so I start my little spiel,
going on about how animals shouldn't be in cages
动物们不该在笼子里 关押他们的我们才是真正的动物
and how we're the real animals
for putting them there in the first place...
突然我被一块橡皮砸中了脑袋 - Mm-hmm. - ...when all of a sudden,
I get beaned in the head by an eraser.
我找了找是谁扔的 结果他妈的是老师 I check to see who threw it, and it was the fucking teacher.
总之我很惊讶 但我继续我的演讲 Now, I'm surprised, to say the least,
but I continue my little speech with a masterful segue
鞭辟入里地阐述进化学
into the science of evolution and how we're no less animal
说我们和上帝创造的 其他物种一样都是动物 than any other of God's creatures--
that is, if God exists; I threw that in--
如果上帝存在的话
结果又他妈一块橡皮砸中我的脑袋 when another fucking eraser hits me in the fucking head.
每隔十秒钟都砸过来一个 直到演讲结束 And it's like that every ten seconds
for the rest of my speech.
橡皮、粉笔、纸团、吃了一半的苹果 Something coming at my head. Erasers, chalk,
crumpled paper, a half-eaten apple.
但我坚持住了五分钟 But I soldier on and get through the five minutes.
Afterwards, I ask my teacher, "What was that all about?"
后来我问老师:“这是干什么?”
她说:“施耐德先生 And she says, "Mr. Schneider."
For I was Schneider at the time.
“我在训练你抵御干扰的能力 "Mr. Schneider, I was simply training you
to block out distractions.
“你的职责是保持专注 你做到了” It's your job to stay focused
despite whatever's coming at you, and you did good."
那时候听起来像胡扯 This seemed like bullshit at the time,
但结果证明那是宝贵的一课 but it turned out to be a very valuable lesson.
它成就了现在的我 It trained me for what I do now.
所以今晚 梅赛尔太太 So, tonight, Mrs. Maisel,
属于你的橡皮、粉笔和吃一半的苹果 your version of erasers and chalk and half-eaten apples
将是坐在你演出现场的我 will be me staying for your gig.
不 这里不是贝尔莫尔 No. This isn't Bellmore.
无处不是贝尔莫尔 Everything is Bellmore.
- 梅赛尔太太 演出要开始了 - 我想演出要开始了 Mrs. Maisel. Time to start the show.
I think it's time to start the show.
好吧 但不要坐在我看得到的地方 Fine. Stay. But do not sit where I can see you.
我肯定会坐在你看得到的地方 [chuckles] Oh, now I'm definitely gonna sit
where you can see me.
Shit.
该死
- [applause, whooping] - [man] Mrs. Maisel!
梅赛尔太太!
- [laughter] - [man 2] All right!
- [man 3] Hello. - Hello there,
大家好 没多少女士 各位先生们
not many ladies and many gentlemen.
我是梅赛尔太太 你们今晚的主持人 I'm Mrs. Maisel, your host and guide for the evening.
- [whoops] - Bravo.
我的工作很奇怪 This is a very weird job I have. I'm a woman
我是来逗男人笑的女人
who comes out here to make men laugh
而这些男人们是来看女人脱衣服的 who are here to see women take their clothes off.
[men whoop, whistle]
这工作对男人来说更容易... Easier job for a man.
- [man laughs] - [indistinct shouting]
[men] Yeah!
对我来说要做非常棘手的平衡 And a tricky balancing act for me.
但这份平衡没有桑迪的难搞 But not as tricky an act as Sandy,
我们的脱衣柔术师 our stripping contortionist,
她会用普通的 家用马桶塞...我就不剧透了 who uses a common household plunger
to balance her... Nah, I'm not gonna spoil it for you.
看到那个节目之前千万别走 Just don't leave before seeing it.
- [man whoops] - [laughter]
我在脱衣表演的间隙该聊什么? And what am I supposed to talk about in between strippers, huh?
Baseball?
棒球?小猫?爷爷奶奶?
Kittens? Grandparents?
[laughter]
要怎样在巧克力甜甜圈 I mean, how do you keep a starving man's interest
和芝士汉堡之间吊住饥饿男人的胃口? when you're performing between a chocolate doughnut
and a cheeseburger?
Not that you're all paying attention to me.
你们不是所有人都在听我在说什么
See these guys right here?
看看这几位
These guys are ignoring me
他们无视我 在和彼此聊天
and just talking to each other.
他们在说什么? What are they talking about?
就是这种场所常见的话题 Just the stuff you'd expect at a joint like this.
I can hear them, so let me recreate the conversation.
我能听见 我来复述一下对话
“你知道比起想尿尿的时候堵车 更让我烦躁的是什么吗? "You know what I hate worse than being stuck in traffic
when you got to piss real bad?
“就是亚里士多德太过依赖 The fact that Aristotle relied so much
“并非建立在科学推断之上的观点” on opinions based on nonscientific reasoning."
"I disagree. I believe a person can reason perfectly well
“我反对 我认为人可以很好地作出推断
in circumstances where we cannot claim
to have scientific understanding,
“我为哲学家亚里士多德辩护” so I defend the philosopher Aristotle."
“你和你该死的亚里士多德 三句话不离他 "Jesus Christ, you and your fucking Aristotle.
- It's Aristotle this and Aristotle that." - [laughter]
“他会侵犯小男孩” "You know, he buggered young boys." "It was a different time,
“时代不同 不能用现代标准去评判”
don't you know. You can't apply modern standards
to ancient figures."
补充评论:“米里亚姆梅赛尔 你怎么知道这些的? Sidebar. "Gee, Miriam Maisel,
how do you even know all this stuff about Aristotle?
“你的妆容、发型和高跟鞋 看上去很女性化” You seem very girly with your pretty makeup
and your fashionable hairstyle and your Park Avenue heels."
我说:“我爸在我小时候 读亚里士多德给我听 And I say, "Well, my father would read Aristotle to me
as a child, and I absorbed facts
“我屁都听不懂的时候就已经记住了” about the old fart even though I don't know
what the fuck any of it fucking means."
- [laughter, cheering] - Didn't mean to interrupt.
我没想打搅你们
Thank you!
谢谢!待会儿见!
[whooping]
See you in a few.
[piano playing]
以色列余民会堂 [Akiva chanting in Hebrew]
我现在看着小阿吉瓦 我还是不知道他是谁 Now that I'm here, looking at little Akiva,
- I still have no fucking idea who that kid is. - Me, neither.
我也是 - And they got me going last in order. - [woman] Shh.
他们让我最后一个上 那是最好的位置
- It's the best spot. - Mystery.
不懂
斯迪威来了 Oh, there's Stevie.
- 她可能没认出我们 - 不 她认出来了 Maybe she didn't recognize us.
No, she recognized us.
Look, out of respect for you, I want you to know.
出于对你的尊重
我希望你知道 我们两个
This? You and me?
I'm not in the market right now.
我现在不想谈恋爱
No matter what Rose Weissman or my mother told you.
不管他们跟你说了什么 这事成不了
It's not gonna happen.
不好意思 兄弟 有什么问题吗? Excuse me. Buddy, do we have a problem here?
不 没问题 No. No problem.
那就别来烦我妻子? Then leave my wife alone?
Oh. Sure. Sorry.
好的 抱歉
And good Shabbas, by the way.
对了 安息日快乐
Amen ♪♪
Abe, are you noticing anything odd in here today?
安比 你有没有觉得今天怪怪的?
Hmm? Not me.
没有啊
- Me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me ♪♪ - From the diaphragm, Moishe-y.
气沉丹田 莫舍 丹田
From the diaphragm.
现在我们有请最后的诵经者上诵经台 We now call to the bimah for the final aliyah...
Navi Ben Nasan.
大卫本纳桑
[chanting in Hebrew]
- 搞什么? - 他一定是搞错了 - What the hell? - He must have got it wrong.
写在卡片上了 他手上有卡片 He read off the card. The man has a card.
- It was on the card. - Mr. Maisel.
梅赛尔太太 我是阿吉瓦的母亲
Hi. I'm Akiva's mom. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
我们这边出了点小差错 阿吉瓦说错了 Some signals got crossed on our end.
Akiva mumbles. We're working on that.
我就说应该是弄错了 Oh, sure, sure. I figured something happened.
我儿子不可能在候选名单里选出你 I mean, my son wouldn't even be able
to pick you out of a lineup. [chuckles]
Hope you didn't practice too hard.
- 希望你没有练习太久 - 没有 谢谢
Not at all, actually. Thanks for the heads-up.
谢谢 - Thank you. - He couldn't pick you out of a lineup?
- 他不可能在候选名单里选出你? - 小混蛋
Little prick.
[chanting in Hebrew]
- 这也叫诵经? - 爸! - You call that a voice? - Pop, shh.
- Amen ♪♪ - [Rose] Abe, the rabbi.
安比 你看拉比
我现在知道你在说什么了 I'm seeing your point now.
不是我一个人的问题 So it's not just me.
感谢! [speaks Hebrew]
阿吉瓦 你做得非常好 Akiva, you did a wonderful job.
在哈加巴仪式之前 Now, before we proceed with Hagbah,
请跟大家讲一讲 你要读的这部分《妥拉》 please tell everyone here about your Torah portion.
- 一句话概括 是什么? - 勇气 In one word, what is it about?
Bravery.
勇气确实很有意思 阿吉瓦 也很崇高 [chuckles] Yes, well, uh,
bravery is very interesting, Akiva, and very noble.
But is it as important as...
但它的重要性能比得上忠诚吗?
- loyalty? - [man clears throat]
我觉得可以? [Akiva] I-I guess.
爸爸 你对拉比做了什么? Papa, what did you do to the rabbi?
- I did nothing to the rabbi. - [Akiva] But, um,
我没对拉比做什么
但没有人比我的索尔叔叔更勇敢
no one's braver than my Uncle Saul.
他帮助解放了奥斯威辛集中营的 犹太人 现在有三家餐馆 He helped liberate the Jews of Auschwitz
and now owns three restaurants, one of them dine-in.
一家是堂食
但我们必须记住 But one must keep in mind how important it is
一个像我们这样的社区 对彼此忠诚有多重要 for a community such as ours
to be loyal to each other.
[others assenting]
是的
我衣服上有东西吗? Do I have something on my shirt?
你应该羞愧 安比韦斯曼 Shame on you, Abe Weissman.
- 我怎么了? - 可怜又无辜的巴兹 - What did I do? - Poor, innocent Buzz.
- [others shouting] - Oh.
- 你对巴兹做了什么? - 你丈夫毁了他的剧 What did you do to Buzz?
[Edie] Your husband killed his show.
在他的破报纸上写了恶毒的话 Wrote horrible things about it in that farkakte paper of his.
那是那孩子毕生的作品 It was the boy's life's work.
《乡村之声》不是我办的报纸 The Village Voice is not my paper.
- 爸爸 你写了什么? - 我写了我所看到的 - Papa, what did you write? - I wrote what I saw.
- 白痴 - 无耻 安比韦斯曼! - [woman] Schmuck. - [overlapping chatter]
[man] You should be ashamed, Abe Weissman.
Look, people,
听我说 各位
我是记者 I am a journalist.
有时候写恶评是我工作的一部分
And sometimes, writing a bad review is part of my job.
这是我对公众要负的责任 It's what I owe the public.
So, please, let's have some respect
让我们保持礼仪
and give the floor back to Rabbi Huebsche.
把发言权交还给休比什拉比
哪个更重要 亚伯拉罕 公众还是亲友? What's more important, Abraham,
- your public or your people? - [woman] Yeah!
是啊!
我们躲过希特勒的魔爪 就是为了这一天? - We escaped the jaws of Hitler for this? - [congregation groans]
诋毁!都是他写的 Slander. That's what he wrote. Lies and slander!
谎言和诋毁!
安比 这篇评论是怎么回事? 你写了什么? Abe, what is this review? What did you write?
- Here. See for yourself. - [Abe sighs]
给 你自己看
我昨晚和巴兹聊了 他很伤心 I talked to Buzz last night, and he was inconsolable.
他说自己还不如那天淹死在湖里 Says he wished he'd drowned in the lake that day.
要不是我救他 他真的就淹死了 He would have if I hadn't saved him.
你救他是为了再杀他一次吗? - Just to kill him again? - [Midge] "To watch
“观看《他们到此起舞》如同落入地狱? They Came, They Danced is to reside in hell.
I felt an anger and despair I had not felt
“从我意识到美国梦 带着一个巨大的星号以来
since I was a young man realizing
“我还没有这么愤怒和绝望过” that the American dream came with an enormous asterisk."
- Oh, Papa. - What?
- 爸爸! - 怎么了?
I'm paid to speak the truth. I'm paid to be honest.
我拿了薪水要说真话的 要保持诚实
你女儿在53年出演的时候 你这么诚实了吗? Were you this honest when your daughter
stunk up the show in '53?
我就此澄清一下 各位 - [congregation exclaims] - Now, once and for all, people,
我也许不是玛丽马丁 或是杰西卡坦迪 I may not be Mary Martin or Jessica Tandy,
但我还是演好了克莱尔这个角色 没有搞砸整部剧 but I was a decent Clare, and I did not stink up the show.
在音乐剧里 个性比技巧更重要 My singing isn't perfect, but in musical theater,
character is more important than technique.
[Pauly] Abe Weissman,
你站在那儿喝香槟
you stood there, sipping champagne,
聊天 making small talk, quoting Oscar Wilde,
引用奥斯卡王尔德的名言 拥抱巴兹 为巴兹举杯
hugging Buzz, toasting Buzz,
背后却举着该隐的刀! all while holding the knife of Cain behind your back.
Oh, Pauly, don't be so dramatic.
保利 别这么激动
- 只有你能说真话吗? - 真话? You're the only one who can speak truth?
Truth, huh? Truth?
希伯来圣经里没有任何一处说明 Well, there's nothing in the Hebrew Bible
该隐是用刀杀死了亚伯 你对真相的追求也不过如此 indicating that Cain killed Abel with a knife.
So much for your truth.
有啊 《创世纪》 该隐杀死了亚伯! Yes, there is. The Book of Genesis.
Cain killed Abel.
- 暗示了是用的刀 - 你来说 And it's implied it was with a knife.
Rabbi, chime in here.
《妥拉》里说 该隐是土地上的劳作者 The Torah says that Cain
- was a worker of the ground. - Exactly.
没错 所以更有可能是锄头或是铲子
So it was most likely a hoe or a trowel.
- 他没有带刀 - 你根本不在乎 [chuckles] He didn't carry a knife.
[Pauly] And not that you care,
我辛苦挣来的退休金全没了 but my hard-earned nest egg is kaput.
你说你投资了一小部分 别夸大其词 You said you invested a small slice, Pauly.
Don't exaggerate for effect.
对演出来说很少 对我来说很多 Small for the show, big for me.
那个剧确实不怎么样 You know, the show was not very good.
- [overlapping chatter] - What are you talking about?
也许还可以呢?
- Maybe it was good. - I was nice in this review.
我在评论里已经很温和了
我善意地借用这部剧 I very kindly used the show to talk about the rot
阐述美国剧场核心的腐烂
at the heart of the American theater
而没有列举它本身的不足 instead of listing all its faults.
- 那首歌呢? - 只有一首好歌而已! What about the song?
It has one good song. That's it.
一首好歌凑不成一部音乐剧 You can't have a musical with one good song.
我不知道你为什么站在他们那边 And I don't know why you're
on their side. That character you loved to hate?
你讨厌的那个角色
粗鲁的管事婆 就是你啊 The rude, hectoring busybody? It's you.
- I beg your pardon. - [Abe] Her name
- 你说什么? - 她叫艾瑞斯 罗斯 艾瑞斯
was Iris. Rose, Iris.
She sipped sherry,
她喝雪莉酒 有个占卜屋 两个孩子?
had a fortune-teller, two kids.
你毁了那场演出 现在还毁了可怜的阿吉瓦的成人礼 You ruined the show, and now you've ruined
- poor Akiva's bar mitzvah. - [Akiva] Yeah.
是啊 我就不该邀请你 韦斯曼先生 I wish I hadn't invited you, Mr. Weissman.
你邀请的人问题多了去了 孩子 No offense, but there were a lot of problems
- with your invite list, kid. - [Pauly] So you didn't like it.
你要扫所有人的兴吗?
Fine. You have to kill it for everyone else?
演出挺好的 又没什么坏处 It's a nice little show. It isn't doing any harm.
有坏处 因为有一部很棒的剧 It is. Because out there, there's a great show
没有得到应有的资源 that isn't getting the resources it needs to be seen.
什么剧? - What show? - What do you mean,
什么叫什么剧? - what show? - [Moishe] What show?
这部没钱没资源的好剧叫什么?
What's this great show that's sitting out there
with no resources and no money?
需要资源的剧有十部 甚至20部 There's ten shows out there
that could use resources. Twenty.
20部是什么节目? - What are the 20 shows? - He's saying
他是说你给了一部剧机会 就占用了另一部剧的资源 that if you give to one thing, you're taking from another.
把卡兹奇斯搞臭的女孩还有脸说 [man] This from the girl who stunk up the Catskills
- with her ham acting. - Who said that?!
谁在说话?
- [overlapping shouting] - Don't hide! Who said that?!
别躲!谁说的?
大家都停下! Stop, everybody. Stop.
我喧宾夺主了 显然也成了公敌 I am a distraction.
And, apparently, an enemy of the people.
So I will leave
我会离开 你可以继续举行仪式
so that you can carry on with your ceremony.
但从今后 你们都要明白一个道理 But there is something you all need to know going forward.
You are the frog.
你们是青蛙 我是蝎子
I am the scorpion.
蜇人是我的本能 I sting because it is my nature.
[others murmuring]
Damn, I wish I had my cape.
该死 我要是穿了披风就好了
[Rose] So what if I make demands?
如果我提要求呢?
常温水有多难搞? I mean, how hard is it to make room-temperature water?
常温就是房间正常的温度啊 It's the temperature of the room.
嘿 我们认识联调先生吗? Hey, do we know a Mr. Fibbi?
这是什么名字啊? Fibbi? What kind of name is that?
这写着:“4点30分联调先生来电 会再打来” It says, "4:30. Mr. Fibbi called. Will call back."
- 没印象 - 泽尔达从来不记名字 只写姓 Doesn't ring a bell.
Zelda never takes the first name.
我跟她说了多少次了 I keep telling her to do that.
被纠正错误的员工总是很开心 The staff at Steiner always seemed so happy
- to have their mistakes corrected. - [phone ringing]
切柚子是讲究方法的 And there is a certain way to cut a grapefruit.
上帝创造 分隔开来的果肉是有道理的 God made those segments for a reason.
- Hello? - [Asher] Abe. It's Asher.
- 喂 - 安比?我是艾舍
- 艾舍 你竟然会打来 - 很意外吗? Asher. This is a surprise.
Really? I'm a little surprised that you're surprised.
我很惊讶你竟然会意外
- Why? - [chuckles] Well,
怎么说?
有朋友给我送来了 你在《乡村之声》写的文章
a friend sent me this thing you wrote
in the, uh, Village Voice.
你评论了一部剧《他们到此起舞》 You review a show. They Came, They Danced.
- 听起来就很烂 - 这个评价已经很温和了 - Sounds like a piece of shit. - That's putting it mildly.
然后你在结尾处来了点怀旧 And then you got a little nostalgic at the end
带星号的美国梦 with the asterisk and the American dream,
which segued very nicely
非常好地切换到了 我们两个在20年代做过的事
into something the two of us did back in the '20s.
- 我的编辑喜欢我写个人体验 - 是哦 My editor likes me to get personal.
Oh, sure.
他喜欢你揭发我们俩的 But did he like the fact that you fingered the two of us
联邦犯罪行为吗 安比? for a federal fucking crime, Abe?!
你在说什么? - What are you talking about? - The nifty little paragraph
关于艺术和无政府主义的精致段落
about art and anarchy
你生动描绘了 where you describe very vividly
我和你如果纵火烧了一幢联邦大楼! how you and I set a federal building on fire.
- 那是很多年前了 没人在乎 - 联邦调查局在乎 Oh, that was years ago. No one cares.
- The FBI does. - What?
- 什么? - 他们想见我们 They want to see us in the New York field office next week.
下周要我们去纽约办公室
- 联邦调查局没联系我 - 他们会的 相信我 The FBI hasn't contacted me.
They will. Trust me.
和你爱的人们吻别吧 带上牙刷 安比 So kiss your loved ones goodbye
and grab your toothbrush, Abe, because you and I are gonna be
因为我们要去砸石头了
breaking rocks at Leavenworth.
我的痛风要完蛋了! Which is gonna be hell on my gout.
- 纽约见 - 艾舍... - See you in New York. - Asher...
- [line clicks] - [dial tone]
4点30分联调先生来电 会再打来
联调先生 Mr. Fibbi.
♪ ♪
[playing "Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight"]
To Jackie.
敬杰基
A man who didn't suffer fools gladly
一个不愿忍受傻子 但又认为所有人都是傻子的人
and thought everyone was a fool.
一个钟情陶笛 因而缺乏音乐品味的人 A man whose love of ocarinas summed up his total
lack of musical taste.
一个在死前最后一天问我借了10美元的人 A man who borrowed ten bucks from me the day before he died,
because somehow he knew.
因为他知道不用还了
一个除你之外 最知道如何惹毛我的人 A man who knew how to drive me crazier than any person
in this fucking world, except you.
我曾经的朋友 A man who was... my friend.
- 敬杰基 - 敬杰基 - To Jackie. - To Jackie.
[♪ The Jim Carroll Band: "People Who Died"]
♪ Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old ♪
♪ Fell from the roof on East Two Nine ♪
♪ Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug ♪
♪ On 26 reds and a bottle of wine ♪
♪ Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old ♪
♪ He looked like 65 when he died ♪
He was a friend of mine ♪
♪ Those are people who died, died ♪
♪ They were all my friends and just died ♪
♪ G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten ♪
♪ So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan ♪
♪ Sly in Vietnam, bullet in the head ♪
♪ Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed ♪
♪ They were two more friends of mine ♪
Two more friends that died ♪
♪ Those are people who died, died ♪
♪ They were all my friends and they died ♪
♪ Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room ♪
♪ Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs ♪
♪ Judy jumped in front of a subway train ♪
♪ Eddie got slit in the jugular vein ♪
♪ And, Eddie, I miss you more than all the others ♪
And I salute you, brother ♪
♪ Those are people who died, died ♪
♪ They were all my friends, and they died ♪
♪ Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room ♪
♪ Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs ♪
♪ Judy jumped in front of a subway train ♪
♪ And Eddie got slit in the jugular vein ♪
♪ And, Eddie, I miss you more than all the others ♪
♪ This song is for you, my brother ♪
♪ Those are people who died, died ♪
字幕翻译: 张珺怡 ♪ They were all my friends, and they died ♪
创意监督 朝思 ♪ All my friends, and they died ♪