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♪开心嚼不停♪ Chewbichewbidui
♪我是小熊软糖♪ I'm a gummy bear
♪你要咖啡 红茶 还是我♪ Coffee, tea, or me
♪我能做你的甜心宝贝♪ I can be your sugar baby...
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这件怎么样 捐还是卖 What do you think? Donate or sell?
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转个圈看看 Spin for me.
- 卖了 - 人呢 - Sell. - Hi!
在这里呢 Oh! We're in here!
我现在要寄售很多衣服 I get such a high selling consignment.
我爱交易网站 I love The RealReal.
捐的 卖的 烧的都有 Alright. Donate, sell, burn.
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奈何我爱麦迪逊·麦斯威尔的友情绑架 Gotta love a Madison Maxwell mandatory friend activity.
我们想做这些事吗 不一定 Did we wanna do this today? Who knows?
我们有选择吗 当然没有 Did we have a choice? Absolutely not.
拜托 这样对大家都好 Oh, come on! This is good for us!
我们都快三十岁了 I mean, we're almost 30.
我只希望哪天没人提醒我这件事 Would love to go but one entire day without being reminded of that.
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我们的穿衣风格应该反映出 Our styles should start reflecting whichever new direction
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人生的新阶段 we want to go in in our lives.
而且我新买了一堆衣服 That, and I just bought a
得腾点位置出来 bunch of new shit I need to make room for.
麦迪逊 你不是有件桃色小西装吗 Madison, you're replacing a peach blazer
怎么又买一件 with a peach blazer?
这是哈密瓜色 This is cantaloupe.
嗨 Hi.
想我啦 我才刚从你车上下来呢 You miss me already? I was in your car, like, four seconds ago.
倒也不是说我不想你 正好相反 Not that I don't already miss you because I do, obviously.
当然想你 但我刚发现 Of course, I miss you, but I just realized
你把充电器落在我车上了 that you left your charger in my car.
- 用给你吗 - 没事 不用 Do you need it? - Um, no. That's okay.
之后再拿也行 I can get it later.
而且我还穿着你的帽衫 我们可以 Plus, I still have your hoodie, so maybe we can...
做个交换 do a trade.
我的运动衫都在你那里了 You are in possession of every sweatshirt that I own!
清理旧衣的时候 可别把这件丢了 You better not give that one away in your clothes purge.
- 伊兹 是你吗 - 对 马上来 Iz, is that you? - Uh, yeah! Coming!
你快去吧 I should let you go.
这件衣服我就穿过一次 I've only worn this once.
你穿上后被熊袭击了吗 Were you attacked by a bear?
我得处理掉那些性感的外出行头 I'm getting rid of some of my sexier "Going out" Clothes.
有利维和布鲁诺在 我能去的夜店 With Liv and Bruno these days, the only clubs in my life
- 只有米奇妙妙屋 - 是吗 - are the Mickey Mouse variety. - Hm,
你对此有何感想 and how does that make you feel?
你别用心理医生的语气问我 Like I hate that therapist voice.
行吧 你的衣服呢 朱尔斯 Alright, what about you, Jules?
好的... Okay...
天哪 Damn.
这是你全部的衣服吗 Are you gonna have anything left?
塞莱斯特塞给我一堆设计师品牌 Celeste gave me a trunkful of designer stuff that's,
可能比我的车还值钱 uh, probably worth more than my actual car.
那你是要 Wow, so you're just gonna get
扔掉所有的衣服 再换成她的吗 rid of all your clothes and replace it with hers?
她的衣服比我的好多了 I mean, her stuff is much nicer than mine.
而且她现正忙离婚的事 And with all her divorce drama going on,
我得替她一段时间 I have to step in for her for a while,
不过鞋子我穿不下 她脚太小了 but not in her shoes. Her feet are insanely small.
说到鞋子 Okay, speaking of shoes,
你们觉得这双捐还是卖 donate or sell? What do you guys think?
我觉得该给麦迪逊装个安珀警报 Mm, I think you should put an Amber alert out on Madison
感觉你是在绑架她 because it looks like you're kidnapping her.
我肯定不会扔掉这件帽衫的 I just... I definitely will not give away this hoodie.
放心 Don't worry.
如果下周跟你大学同学去大熊湖 Besides, I'll need it, um, if we're still going to Big Bear
没准我还要穿呢 next weekend with your college friends.
我记得你说过 但是我不确定... You mentioned it, um, but I wasn't sure if you...
你有没有改变主意 changed your mind or whatever.
没错 可惜 我那哥们瑞安特别蠢 Oh yeah. Shit. My friend Ryan's kind of an idiot,
他订错民宿了 and he booked the wrong AirBnB,
要是大家 so now there might not be
都带对象来 可能住不下 enough room for everybody to bring their plus ones.
好吧 没事 Got it. Uh, totally. Um,
我就料到会有出点事 yeah, I... I just... I figured something was up.
没事 Nothing's up.
只是聚会可能得延期了 We just might have to rain check meeting everyone.
- 应该可以吧 - 当然 It's no big deal, right? - No, of course.
去大熊湖也不是什么大事 Of course, no big deal. No Big Bear.
没关系的 No big anything.
先挂啦 Okay, bye.
该来的还是来了 It's finally happening.
利亚姆要跟我分手了 Liam is breaking up with me.
- 不是吧 - 怎么了 - Oh shit. - What's going on?
几周前 他提到每年都会和大学同学 So, a few weeks ago, he mentioned this Big Bear trip that him
去趟大熊湖 and all his college friends
还会带上各自的对象 take with their significant others every year.
可就在刚才 And then, just now,
他表现得特别奇怪 he got really weird about it, and he's claiming
跟我说房间不够 没法带我去 there's "not enough space" for me to go with.
怎么会不够呢 Well, why wouldn't there be enough space?
因为他朋友订错了民宿 他说的 Because his friend "Booked the wrong AirBnB," Allegedly.
你强调了很多事 Okay, you're doing a lot of
但都不一定是那样 air quotes on things that may not need air quotes.
万一他没骗你呢 What if that's just really what happened?
不可能 好吗 相信我 我有预感 It's not, okay? Just trust me. I can feel it.
我们相恋后 我就知道 I've just known that since we've been together,
这事总会发生的 this was gonna happen, right?
大家都觉得我配不上他 'Cause, like, everyone can see that he's way out of my league,
时间久了 他也会意识到这一点 and it was only a matter of time before he realized it, too,
他会觉得我很丢人 而且... and that he's ashamed of me, and that--
伊兹 深呼吸 先别激动 Izzy, please take a breath. You're starting to spiral.
我们得赶紧离开 Come on! We have to go now!
- 天哪 - 不是吧 - Oh my god. - Holy shit! Oh my god.
上车 上车 Van! Van!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no!
你怎么朝它开啊 停 停 停 Why are you driving towards it? No, no, no!
这是你的焦虑旋风 得靠近点 It's your anxiety spiral! We have to get closer,
才能看出究竟是怎么回事 so we can study it, figure out what this is really about.
你快要失控了 You're spinning out of control!
他恐怕不爱我了 I feel like he doesn't love me!
伊兹 你冷静点 Izzy, you have to get a grip.
警告 监测到四级焦虑旋风 风速每小时204英里
那应该是四级焦虑旋风 It looks like we have an F-4 level anxiety spiral
不安风速超每小时两百英里 with insecurity winds clocking at 200 miles per hour!
有时他给我发大笑文字 Sometimes when he texts me "Lol,"
我知道他不是真的在笑 I can tell he's not really loling!
伊兹担心利亚姆觉得她丢人 Does there seem to be any truth to Izzy's fear
这有何事实依据吗 that Liam does not think she is good enough for him?
没有相应证据 There's no evidence here for that.
利亚姆的朋友好像 It sounds like Liam's friend
确实订错了民宿 really did just book the wrong AirBnB.
你看 伊兹 没事的 See, Iz? Everything is fine.
天哪 他给我发短信了 Oh my god, he texted me.
他想让我去他家过夜 He wants me to sleep over.
可他会不会只是想跟我"谈谈"呢 But what if it's because he "Wants to talk"?
- 她又失控了 - 别比引号手势了 -We cannot do this again! - Enough with the air quotes!
《娃娃脸》第二季 第六集 想入非非
总监 拔丝君
翻译 小Ja
既然伊兹平静下来了 Okay, now that Izzy is calm,
翻译 黑猫
我就不强留你们了 mandatory friend time is over.
我还得工作 I have a work thing.
要找那位莲花龙贝贝吗 Ooh, the lovely Lotus Dragon Bebe?
翻译 小脆
我还有其他客户 朱尔斯 I have other clients, Jules.
好吧 也许没有 Okay, well maybe I don't,
翻译 AlliumFistulosum
但很快就会有的 but this could possibly be one.
校对 Noel
有个叫托斯卡诺的户外餐厅 Uh, it's this restaurant called Toscano Al Fresco.
压制 抱枕
他们要做开业宣传 They need help with their opening.
不过 这件我想先留着 Okay, I am saving this little number from the pile
特效 Noel
再潇洒一次 for one last hoorah.
布鲁诺这周末去找他爸 我就敢穿了 Bruno's with his dad this weekend, so it's on.
恭喜你又能欢爱了 Mazel tov on the upcoming sex.
- 没错 - 伊兹 - Yeah. - Ooh, Izzy,
我们也应该走了 我们要代表乌姆 we should get going, too. We are Woöm ambassadors
参加洛杉矶女性健康峰会 at the LA Women's Wellness Summit.
- 什么 - 健康峰会 - The what? - The Wellness Summit
算是我们行业的超级碗 is basically the Super Bowl of our industry,
今年由朱尔斯全权负责 and this year, Jules is running the whole thing.
她就是我们的四分卫 冲啊 朱尔斯 She's our quarterback. Go Jules!
事后要一起吃晚饭吗 Should we get dinner after?
虽然没了韦斯 但我还有芬德 Now that Wes and I are over, I texted Fender.
好吧 我从一开始 Okay, I personally have always
就支持你选那个性感吉他男 rooted for hot guitar guy from the beginning.
我们难得能出门约会 Well, we were finally supposed to hang out,
但他有朋友来 but his friend is in town,
可能会泡汤 到时再告诉你们 so maybe not. I'll keep you posted.
- 好 明白 去吧 - 拜 - Okay, get. Come on. - Bye!
洛杉矶女性健康峰会
真不错 Fancy!
- 免费化妆品 - 真棒 - Free makeup? - Wow, stunning.
靠姜黄根粉发家都做成知名保健公司 Didn't know you could have an entire wellness company
但我承认他们的品牌宣传得很棒 built around turmeric, but I will say their branding is gorgeous.
姜黄是我第六喜欢的香料 Turmeric is my sixth favorite spice,
此外还有时尚 恐怖片 运动 婴儿以及生姜 after Posh, Scary, Sporty, Baby, and Ginger.
有人占了我们的地盘 态度极其恶劣 Uh, someone is in our spot, and I don't like their vibe.
- 艾莉森 - 我们可真有缘 女士们 - Alison... - Good to see you again, ladies.
糟糕 Oh shit.
真没想到能碰上你们 So crazy running into you guys.
没错 而且还是在 Agreed. So crazy running into you
本该属于我们的展位附近 at the booth that was technically assigned to us.
等等 你们认识 Wait, you guys know her?
对 这是我们的前同事艾莉森B Yes. This is our former colleague Alison B,
她后来离开公司 创办了一个 who left to start her own extremely similar
跟乌姆类似的生活品牌 to Woöm lifestyle brand.
这位是... And this is...
我的品牌总监 艾莉森J My brand director, Alison J.
我的联合创始人艾莉森S My co-founder Alison S has an
正为我们的B轮融资召开投资者会议 investor meeting for our series B funding, so...
我分不清谁是谁了 Okay, that's so many letters.
谢谢 没事 Thank you! Hi.
看来你们是搞错了 Um, seems like you had a little mix-up
这里的展位 with the booth locations here.
是我们的 Um, this is our space.
我们很想给你们腾出地方 只可惜 Would absolutely love to accommodate you there but, unfortunately,
这里是唯一能放下我们招牌的地方 this booth is the only one within reach of the outlet for our sign.
你们为何不用延长线呢 Almost as if extension cords were invented for this very reason.
延长电线不符合艾*莉*森的设计美学 Extension cords don't fit into the AL*S*N unlimited design aesthetic.
抱歉 打断一下 Okay, wait, sorry.
你叫艾莉森 你品牌名叫艾莉森 Your name is Alison, your brand name is Alison,
她也叫艾莉森 and her name is Alison, too?
不止 我也曾用过那名字 没骗你 It's not. I've played this game before. Trust me.
不 那是我的中间名 你们可以看我的驾照 No, it's my middle name. I can show you my driver's license.
我不想再用原名了 I don't go by my first name anymore.
为何 是为了进这家传销公司工作吗 Why? Was it because you wanted to work for this cult company?
不 因为我原本叫 No, because my first name is...
凯伦 It's Karen.
全名是凯伦·艾莉森·约翰逊 Yeah. It's Karen Alison Johnson, so...
好的 答为所问 我没别的问题了 Okay, well that's a fair pivot. No further questions.
听着 塞莱斯特让我今天代她出席 Look, Celeste asked me to represent her here today,
这是她想要的展位 and this is the booth she wanted,
我们还是 so we're gonna have to
想个折中的办法吧 figure out a solution that works for everyone.
行 完全没问题 Absolutely. I totally, totally agree.
我们旁边是垃圾桶吗 Are we right by the trash?
这展区有股味道 This area has... an odor.
就像不新鲜的鱼 It's like... old fish.
不好意思 Uh, excuse me!
请问托斯卡诺户外餐厅在哪里呢 Hi! Uh, do you know where Toscano Al Fresco is?
托斯卡诺户吗 就在那里 Oh, Toscano Al Fresco? It's just right there.
哪里 Uh, where?
就是那张桌子 Uh, the table right there.
这家餐厅只有一张桌子 The restaurant is just a table?
真在户外 就这些吗 Outside? That's the whole thing?
对 它是针对那些 Yeah. For shoppers who are,
非常喜欢 you know, craving
托斯卡诺户外用餐体验的购物者 a Tuscan-inspired outdoor dining experience.
还能顺带欣赏露露乐蒙的店面 With authentic Tuscan-inspired views of the Lululemon?
厨房又在哪里 I mean, where's the kitchen?
最近的厨房在诺德斯特龙对面 Oh, the closest kitchen space is on the other side of the Nordstrom.
让我缕缕 Wait, trying to process.
哪位店家会让服务生端着 What genius thought a waiter carrying chicken parm
帕尔马干酪鸡肉 穿过鞋店 大喊"菜来啦" through a shoe department was gonna scream "Elevated dining"?
正是在下 This genius.
这餐厅是你开的 You own the restaurant.
难道这里都是 Oh! You own the whole...
我有三家豪华购物中心 I own three luxury shopping centers.
离开时记得进行验证 And please, don't forget to validate on your way out.
这里禁止随便停车 We really screw people on parking here.
我收回刚才说的话 Wow, this, uh, really changes my press pitch.
如果你需要时间重新措辞 Well, if you need time to regroup
而且想跟我喝杯咖啡 and you wanna have a coffee with me,
我们可以坐在那张桌子 I know a pretty stupid outdoor table we could sit at.
塞莱斯特非杀了我不可 God, Celeste is gonna kill me!
甚至对我很失望 Or worse, be very disappointed.
那你得先去那边 Okay, you need to go over there and demand
让艾莉森的公司让位 some Alison R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
朱尔斯 我们该怎么办 So, what should we do, Jules?
塞莱斯特应该会让你来决定 I mean, Celeste would probably want you to be the one to decide,
毕竟她指明要你来负责此事 since you are the one that she specifically left in charge.
我可不想再跟艾莉森B争执 I'm not going back over there to fight with Alison B.
我们得按塞莱斯特的方法来 We are gonna do what Celeste would do.
律师函警告吗 Threaten to get lawyers involved?
不 再往下一步 No. What she would do after that.
力争成为这里的最佳展位 Be the best freaking booth here.
我们有这实力 Because we can.
我们可是乌姆 We're Woöm.
我们要齐心协力 来加个油 We can do this together! Put your hands in.
好好干 Be good!
一号歌单 三号歌单 Sex playlist one, sex playlist three...
十七号歌单 Sex playlist 17.
美不在于外表 Beauty is not about what's on you.
而是内心 It's about what's within you.
乌姆不仅致力于提供优质产品 And that's why Woöm is not about products.
如我公司创始人塞莱斯特·奥斯洛所说 As our founder Celeste Oslow says,
乌姆要提供帮助 it's about finding the tools
让大家做真实的自己 to be your most authentic self.
朱尔斯 脾气最臭那女的过来了 Jules, the oldest living mean girl is coming for you.
没事 交给我 Oh, I got this.
干得不错 朱尔斯 Wow, Jules. Nice work.
你还真把女性顾客吸引住了 You really brought the girls to the yard.
乌姆都开始制作克隆血清了吗 Has Woöm started making cloning serum?
你什么意思 Ahem, what are you talking about?
看你这身打扮 I'm just saying... That outfit,
那套说辞 that pitch?
- 简直就是迷你版塞莱斯特 - 没错 - You're like a Celeste Mini-Me. - Mm-hmm.
我理解 我曾经也这样 I would know. I used to be one.
我和塞莱斯特完全不同 Celeste and I are very different people.
她只是在指导我 She's just mentoring me.
有人离开乌姆后找到了真实的自己 Take it from someone who left Woöm and found actual authenticity.
你看 这就是最真实的她 I mean, look at her. She's totally authentic.
伊兹 帮我看着展位 我去透透气 Um, ahem, Iz, watch the booth. I need some air.
没问题 Yeah. Sure.
天哪 她把你当下属使唤 God. She treats you like an employee.
所幸 艾莉森 I...I'm just so glad Alison
- 从来没那样对我 - 永远不会 - would never do that to me. - I could never.
- 我知道的 - 爱你 - I know you couldn't. - Love you.
- 我更爱你 - 朱尔斯是爱我的 - I love you more. - She loves me.
伊兹 你还好吗 How are you really, Iz?
但愿你已处理好自己的私事 Things better on the personal front, I hope.
最近我见某人发了新欢的动态 I think a saw a fun new boyfriend post recently.
现在我觉得他可能 For now. I...I think he might be...
想和我分手吧 trying to break up with me.
你不能再让人贬低自己了 You need to stop getting treated like less than.
没错 感觉他毫不把你放心上 Yeah. It does not sound like he values you at all.
就像你的新老板那样 Not unlike your current employers.
再见 艾莉森 不好意思 伊兹 Bye, Alison. I mean Izzy. Sorry.
- 抱歉 - 但挺适合你的 - Sorry. - Sounds good on you though.
冥想地
- 感兴趣吗 - 我该看看吗 - Curious? - Um, should I be?
看看也无妨 I think so.
这是立体转装置艺术品 It's a pop-up installation
由某冥想应用软件和CAMLA联合推出 created by a meditation app and CAMLA.
卡玛拉·哈里斯 Kamala... Harris?
那位副总统吗 The vice president?
她平常应该会做冥想 I guess she seems like she meditates.
她的确做冥想 不过CAMLA是指 Yeah, she does, actually, but CAMLA as in
洛杉矶现代艺术博物馆 the Contemporary Art Museum of Los Angeles.
我在那里上班 Yeah, I work at that CAMLA.
我也去过 那里既现代 I...I've been there. Um, it's very contemporary,
- 又满充艺术气息 - 没错 - and full of art. - Yeah.
宣传册要到体验后才发放 Oh, uh, the brochure is for after.
好吧 这到底是什么 Okay. And what is this exactly?
不好说 因人而异 It's, uh, it's different for everybody.
试试吧 Try it.
我在里边仿佛见到了神明 I feel like I just had a... religious experience!
不是是精神感应 还是视觉感受 Spiritual, virtual?
我更愿把它当作心灵"毒品" I like to think of it as a drug trip, but without the drugs.
数字投影全覆盖 It-it's all done with digital projection.
我能给你详细解释 Here. I could break it down for you,
但看你正兴奋 我可不想让你扫兴 but you're on a high, and I don't wanna ruin it.
没有的事 我其实是个科技迷 Oh, no, no, no! Not at all! I...I'm a tech nerd at heart.
我很喜欢设计网页 I came up in web design.
我的脑子里始终都在 Seriously, I feel like I create worlds in my head
构想新世界 但能去动手实现 all the time. It's actually kind of a problem.
但现在 梦想成真了 But, this is, uh, real!
没错 Yeah.
我真心觉得你应该 I have a feeling that you should...
深入研究一下 you should explore this.
这是我的名片 对了 我们博物馆 This is my card. Listen, the museum
长期招募沉浸式体验设计人才 is always looking to expand our immersive design team.
- 我可能要再进去一次 - 的确 - I feel like I need to go in again. - Oh, yes. You should.
好的 Okay!
你居然整天都在计划我们的性福之夜 You've been planning our sex night all day long.
比起兴奋 我都有点害怕了 I'm getting more scared than excited.
我们都看了三个月的《海洋奇缘》 Okay, we have watched Moana for the past three weekends in a row.
总得办点正事 We need this.
我做了份性愿清单 So, I made us a little sex to-do list.
你应该会说沃顿让我更较真了 I guess you could say Wharton made me a little more Type-A.
你跟麦迪逊相处久了 You spend too much time with Madison.
看看吧 And that.
还不错 Hm... Okay.
七号是为我准备的 Number seven's for me?
专门为你准备的 Number seven's for you.
能想到我就行 很好 Okay! I'm in on the list. Good work.
四号 找到你了 Okay, number four. I see you.
想让我温柔点吗 Trying to tenderize me?
这挺贵吧 手感不错 This feels expensive. I like that.
- 那是什么 - 你怎么 - Whoa! What's that? - Wha... Oh, whoa!
布鲁诺 你爸呢 Bruno, wh...where's Daddy?
他说要赶去上班 He said he had to go to work right now,
他很生气 and he was really mad.
他不赶快回来 Not as mad as Mommy's
妈妈会比他还生气 gonna be if he doesn't come back soon, right?
我想看《海洋奇缘》 I wanna watch Moana!
我不能再穿塞莱斯特的衣服了 I can't keep Celeste's clothes.
我要全放到交易网卖掉 They're going to The RealReal and getting sold,
还可以用卖的钱去... and we can use the money to...
解决世界饥饿问题 或是买个超级游艇 cure world hunger or buy a superyacht or something.
买游艇可以 Oh! I vote for superyacht.
等等 芬德人呢 Wait, where's Fender?
他去陪朋友了 He's with his friend!
抱歉 进门时有点激动 I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance,
今天实在太糟糕了 but today was just awful.
有趣的是 我碰到了艾莉森B And also amazing. I ran into Alison B...
她说我当翻版塞莱斯特太悲哀了 who basically told me I'm a sad Celeste knockoff.
但她的确点醒了我 But, it was actually kind of the wakeup call I needed.
然后 我结识到一位超级时髦的女艺术家 And then, I met this ridiculously chic art woman
让我意识到自己内心深处 who showed me my maybe dream job
掩藏已久的渴望与梦想 that I didn't really know until existed today!
我太激动了 I'm so amped!
还真是 Wow, you are amped!
- 开心死了 - 我也是 - I'm amped. - Well, I'm amped, too.
- 我见到了高富帅 - 什么 - I met a handsome billionaire. - What?
我都不知怎么形容了 你看 Yeah, I couldn't get a word in! Look!
- 麦迪逊... - 怎么 他不帅吗 - Madison... - Wait, you don't think he's hot?
他就像是科林的双胞胎兄弟 Wow. He looks like Colin's twin brother.
什么 哪有 What? No, he doesn't!
有吗 可能是堂兄弟吧 Does he? Cousin, maybe.
想想你今早还说要给新衣服腾地方 What you said this morning about making space for what comes next?
那两件桃色西装外套有何区别吗 You can't just replace peach blazers with peach blazers,
你不能拿亿万富翁版科林来 and you can't replace millionaire Colin
代替百万富翁版科林 with billionaire Colin 2.0
我也不能穿着塞莱斯特的旧衣服走来走去 any more than I can walk around in Celeste's hand-me-downs
而忘记自己真正想要的 instead of figuring out what I really want.
你今天是爆发了吗 Did you, like, actualize today?
可能还真是 Actually, I might have!
去换衣服 别穿西装外套 Get dressed. No blazer.
等等 我们要干嘛 Wait, what's happening?
我要给芬德发信息 I'm texting Fender.
你那位朋友单身吗 Is your friend in town single?
如果是 来张照片 If yes, send pic.
你认真的吗 Oh, you can't be serious.
忘掉科林和塞莱斯特 No more Colin and Celeste.
抛下过去的自己 Old us is going in a trash bag,
给全新的我们留点空间 and we are making space for something new.
我们要去四人约会 We're going on a double date!
你在会场经历了什么 What happened in that room?
你们好 我们来啦 没骗你吧 Hello! Hi! We're here. We're doing it.
那要开始了吗 Oh, it's all happening?
麦迪逊 你还记得芬德吧 Uh, Madison, you remember Fender.
芬德 如假包换 朱尔斯 我熟人 Fender, present. Jules, accounted for.
麦迪逊 这是麦克斯 麦克斯 这是麦迪逊 And Madison, this is Max. Max, Madison.
麦迪逊 麦克斯 Madison, Max.
都介绍完了 我们要不回家 Well, now that that's all cleared up, shall we head home?
我觉得可以 没准会更好玩 Eh, I-I think we should do it. I think it'll be fun.
走吧 我们去找张桌子 Let's do it. We'll, uh, get us a table.
来吧 Come on.
- 怎么样... - 行啦 他很帅 - So... - Alright, fine. He's very hot.
帅到我都不嫌弃 So hot that I'm gonna forgive
他是个不富有的单身汉 the fact that he's an unmarried non-billionaire.
还继续参加吗 So, we're doing this?
当然 We're double dating.
话说 我有点担心伊兹 Oh, um, I am a little worried about Izzy.
我给她发短信 但她没回 I texted her, but she didn't text me back.
她没事 她今天都焦虑过了 She'll be okay. She already spiraled today.
而且还是两次 The double spiral is very rare.
利亚姆 我知道你为何让我来你家过夜 Liam? I know why you're wanting me to sleep over tonight!
- 宝贝 - 利亚姆 - Babe? - Liam?
我马上出来 I'll be out in a minute!
是 出来跟我提分手 Yeah, out to break up with me.
是你在说话吗 我正抹沙克发膜 Are you talking? I'm mid-Saaqq hair mask,
而且快进我眼睛了 稍等 and it's getting in my eyes. Hang on.
我这不是在等你吗 Like I haven't already been hanging on.
我都准备好接受现实了 I'm hanging on by a thread in this relationship!
水声太大了 我没听见 I can't hear you with the water on.
我不想被人看不起 I'm sick of being treated like I'm less than.
伊兹 等等 我先把这玩意给洗掉 Iz, come on, I gotta get this shit off me.
你刚说什么 What's this all about?
我知道大熊湖的事你在骗我 I know that you lied about Big Bear
因为你不想带我去 because you don't want me to come.
你有看我笔记本电脑吗 Uh, do you see my laptop?
什么 What?
我给咱俩预定了同一条街上的小木屋 I booked us our own cabin right down the street,
这样房间足够 还能和大伙一起 so that we could have more room, but still be right by everybody.
好吧 那你... Um, okay. You can...
- 先把发膜洗掉吧 - 好 - finish rinsing out your hair mask. - Thanks...
我们当时在伊斯坦布尔演出 So, we're in Istanbul for a show,
然后麦克斯都嗨过头了 and Max is super fucking high.
我哪有 I wasn't that high.
我相信他说的 I feel like you were probably that high.
我们坐了大概二十分钟的网约车 Okay, we're in an Uber for about 20 minutes.
某处要减速转弯时 We slow down into a turn.
这家伙跳车了 This guy jumps out of the moving vehicle...
什么 你跳车干嘛 What!? Why would you jump out of a moving car?
我正想跟你们说 This is what I'm telling you guys.
我是游走世界的神秘人士 我是... I'm an international man of mystery. I'm...
詹姆斯·邦德 James Bond.
他太嗨了 He was so high,
就忘记我们还在网约车上 慌得要死 he forgot why we were in the Uber, panicked,
以为我们被绑架了 and thought we had been kidnapped.
我们是在这里再喝一轮 Uh, well, we could have another round here,
还是去我家继续喝 or we could go back to my place and have a drink.
语言学课堂 美式好友眼神交流
面对追求者的盛情邀请 In a fascinating display, Jules and Madison
朱尔斯和麦迪逊很为难 have been put on the spot by their male suitors.
她们没法私下商量 They have no opportunity to sidebar,
但她们彼此心意相通 一个眼神 but because of their inherent fluency with each other's feelings,
就能领会对方的心思 these two friends can communicate wordlessly.
语言学课堂 美式好友眼神交流
今天这堂语言学课堂 我将为大家 For today's linguistics lesson, I will be presenting
逐句解析女性历史上最古老 a step-by-step translation to one of herstory's oldest
最复杂的语言 and most complex languages:
美式好友眼神交流 Best Friend Eye Contact American English.
母语人士可以通过微妙的眼神 Native speakers can communicate long,
来传达长而复杂的信息 complicated messages using subtle glances,
而不易被男性视角察觉 imperceptible to the male eye.
麦迪逊觉得麦克斯超级性感 Madison thinks that Max is superhot.
好吧 她很想找机会 Okay, well, she would absolutely love
扑到他身上 但... to jump his bones at some point, but...
今晚不行 tonight is not the night.
看这坚决的眼神 Oh. And this steely gaze right here means
她要说要紧事了 that what she is about to say is very important.
她很喜欢芬德 She finds Fender attractive
她想知道接下来会如何 and would like to see where things can go.
快看 But, there it is.
头倾斜了20度 The 20-degree head tilt.
朱尔斯实际更愿意 Jules would actually prefer
陪麦迪逊度过今晚 a one-on-one bestie hang with just Madison
最后的时光 for the rest of the night.
语言学课堂 美式好友眼神交流
卡住了 这... This is stuck. It's...
有人能... 算了 我自己来吧 No one's gonna...? It's fine, I'm just gonna--
两位决定好了吗 So, what's the verdict?
- 我们觉得... - 今晚先到这里吧 - I think we're gonna... - Call it a night.
离开前我得先去下厕所 I just have to run to the ladies room before we go.
或许我可以跟你一起去 Maybe I'll come, too, in case we...
做点什么 make out a little?
好 可以 Yeah. Yeah.
好的 Okay.
他们两个真是太疯狂了 Wow, just a couple of wild and crazy kids, those two.
我也觉得 完全失控了 I know. Completely out of control.
我虽不去你家 Just because I'm not coming over,
但不是说我今天不尽兴 doesn't mean I didn't have a great time.
- 你不用解释 - 我知道 - You don't have to explain. - I know,
但我今晚真的很开心 but I just did have a time that was great.
改天我再去你家 但现在不行 And I would wanna come over at a time that's not now.
我刚失恋 而且我... I just got out of a thing, and I...
习惯慢慢来 I tend to move slow.
慢速行驶的汽车最好跳 Slow-moving cars are the easiest to jump out of.
我不会跳车的 I'm not jumping out.
好的 Good.
先别出来 Please don't come out.
怎么了 Uh, what's going on?
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我太丢脸了 Um, I'm really humiliated,
- 无法面对你 - 不是吧 - and I-I can't face you. - Are you serious?
- 真的 - 但里面蒸汽腾腾的 - Yes. - It's very steamy in here.
你真想把我囚禁在自家浴室里吗 Are you going to keep me hostage in my own bathroom?
你真想和我在一起吗 Do you even want to be with me?
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这算哪门子问题 What kind of question is that?
伊兹 我从没想过和你分手 Iz, I've never thought about breaking up with you,
但你却一直追问我 and you ask me all the time.
你真想分手吗 Is that what you want?
伊兹 拜托 让我出来跟你好好谈谈 Iz, please. Let me out so we can talk about this.
我怕看着你 I'm afraid if I have to face you,
就不敢开口了 I'm not gonna be able to get the words out.
你想说什么 Get what words out?
跟你在一起时 我感到... When I'm with you, I feel...
- 很不适 - 伊兹 你别吓我 - sick. - You're freaking me out here, Iz.
好吧 你知道大家总说恋爱的人 Okay, you know how people describe being in love
心里会小鹿乱撞吧 as like having butterflies? Well,
而我没有小鹿 只有 I don't have butterflies. I have, like,
蝙蝠 bats.
我怕把事情搞砸 然后就会恐慌 And I feel terrified of messing things up and panicked.
很在意别人的看法 So panicked about what people are thinking,
就觉得 and just, like,
我完全配不上你 completely unworthy of being with you.
其实 我最近经常有这种感觉 And actually, I'm feeling like that about a lot of things lately.
但我觉得... 好吧... But, I don't feel... I mean, it's...
我该怎么做 How do I fix that?
我觉得... I don't think it...
这事不该让你来操心 I don't think it's yours to fix.
那你是真要跟我分手吗 So, you do wanna break up then?
对 Yeah.
♪你是否曾心安过♪ Do you ever feel safe...
对不起 I'm really sorry.
伊兹 Izzy!
♪你是否曾清醒过♪ Do you ever get sane?
♪你是否浪费时间♪ Do you still spend all your time
♪空等外面的世界♪ Waiting for the world outside
♪发生改变 ♪ To change?
♪尽管你驻足已久♪ Although, you just stand still
♪看着我们的好友♪ A hard lesson in acceptance
♪那只三声夜莺♪ Taught by our friend
♪顿时明白♪ The Whippoorwill
谢谢你今晚邀请我过来 I'm so glad you made me come tonight.
也谢谢你让我知道干邑和巧克力碎冰激淋 Well, I'm glad to confirm that cognac and Java Chip ice cream
就像是帅气摇滚明星与欢爱的炫酷结合 may be a combination to rival sex with cool rock stars.
听他们讲述自己 The boys telling their stories
周游各地去冒险的事 不禁让我考虑 about traveling and adventures got me thinking.
- 去希腊玩 - 神秘莫测的希腊 - About Greece. - Ah, yes, the elusive Greece.
我们真不应该光说不做 Look, I think we should stop talking about it and really plan it.
我知道我们都要忙工作 Look, I know we're both focused on work,
说到谁值得让我们拔冗相伴 but if there's anyone worth making space in our schedules for...
那就是你我彼此 It's me and you.
我把旧衣物卖掉后买了点好东西 I turned in all our old stuff and bought us each a treat.
司康饼吗 Scones?
不是 - No.
去希腊穿的裙子 Dresses for Greece.
这感觉对了 This feels right.
确实 Yeah, it does.
我本想说“长裙万岁” 但我怕惹你不开心 I was gonna say "To the maxi," But I knew you'd get mad.
好了 能别转了吗 Okay, can we stop spinning now?
谢谢 我太激动了 Thank you. I'm so excited.
来比赛吧 Dress fight!
♪凌晨四点找你♪ Found you at 4 in the morning
♪看你满脸自信♪ Confidence soaring
♪以为你已放下♪ Thought you moved onto a new thing
♪让它随风而去♪ You keep it revolving
♪赤裸的我太美♪ I look so good dressed in nothing
♪你也为我倾倒♪ You ended up falling
♪我无需你庇护♪ I never needed your shelter
♪你无需提醒我♪ I'm good with no warning
♪我的爱如华城♪ My love like a city
♪整晚灯火通明♪ All night, everywhere
♪你很舍不得我♪ You love being with me
♪你总会想起我♪ You never forget
♪不眠不休♪ 24/7 in Heaven
♪无可比拟♪ But nothing compares
♪以为你已放下♪ Thought you'd get over the feeling,
♪可你仍在留恋♪ but you just keep spinning over there
♪无时无刻♪ Spinning over there
♪不在思念♪ Spinning over there
♪你的心里♪ 'Cause you just keep
♪仍在牵挂♪ Spinning over there
♪日思夜想♪ Spinning over there
♪无休无眠♪ Spinning over there
♪无休无眠♪ 'Cause you just keep
♪你定是在心痛♪ You must be feeling the pain
♪你定是在担心♪ You must be wondering...