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♪个人...♪ 'verybody...
♪都需要朋友♪ Needs a friend
一个人铺床单 Never feel more alone than when
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实在太孤单了 I'm putting a fitted sheet on a bed as one human person.
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这是个团队运动 This is a team activity.
其实我们 You know, we do have
可以找第四个朋友 a fourth friend who could've been helpful
过来帮忙 in this situation.
作为离异家庭的孩子 As a child of many divorces,
我真不想看你跟麦迪逊吵架 I really can't handle when you and Madison fight.
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我们不会连感恩节也要分开过了吧 Oh my god, are we gonna have to have separate Friendsgivings?
麦迪逊决定跟露比去澳洲 Madison is going with Ruby to Australia
而不是跟我去希腊 我们这是在... and not to Greece with me! We're just...
给对方一些空间 giving each other some space.
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跨越洲际的空间 Two continents of space.
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她也没来联系过我 It's not like she's tried reaching out to me.
- 她明明可以给我发消息 - 她会发的 She can text me any time she wants. - I'm sure she will.
有时 我真得说服自己 Some days, I have to convince
我绝不是女巫 myself that I am not at least part witch.
- 怎么样 - 是芬德 - Well?! - It's Fender.
那你不该更高兴吗 Okay, and why are you not more excited?
他在巡演 不知道有多少粉丝陪着他呢 Because he's on tour with who knows how many groupies probably.
我不想有太高期待 I'm not exactly trying to get my hopes up.
不会是粉丝吧 Is it one of the groupies?
其实 Uh, basically.
是我妈 她已经给我打了三通电话了 It's my mom. This is the third time she's called me.
我爱她 但我现在真没功夫理她 I love her, but I just cannot do Sharon Wiley right now.
行吧 你现在该不会 Okay, are we the only two people
只跟我俩有交集吧 in your life you are talking to right now, or...
正在寻找第五位呢 Pretty much pleading the fifth emotionally, yeah.
要是我妈给我打三通电话 If my mom called me three times in a row,
肯定是因为 I would be fully convinced
家里有谁去世了 that someone in my family had passed away.
你怎么都不慌呢 How are you not freaking out?
我现在慌了 Well, I wasn't before.
三通电话确实不少 I mean, three times is kind of a lot.
靠 Shit.
即兴表演的粉丝们 Alright, improv fans!
我们第一幕的主题是 For our first scene, our prompt is
朱尔斯的妈妈给她打了三通电话 "Reasons Jules' mom has called her three times."
表演开始 Now, to kick us off,
在场观众能给点灵感吗 could we get a suggestion from the audience?
- 她父亲去世了 - 很不错 - Oh! Um, her dad died? - Oh, nice one.
父亲去世 很好 Dead dad. Perfect.
- 什么 不 不 不 - 亲爱的 - What?! No, no, no! - Um, hey, honey?
- 你没往菜里放花生吧 - 当然放了 - You didn't put peanuts in this, did you? - Yes, and I sure did,
这是炒河粉 我爱亚洲美食 because it's pad Thai, and I love Asian cuisine!
我知道你喜欢 Yes, and I know you do,
- 但我花生过敏啊 - 糟糕 but I'm allergic! Oh! - Oh no!
停 Freeze!
我胸痛 Oh my chest!
是突发性心脏病 I'm having a massively unexpected heart attack!
对 这不是心脏病 是中风 真的 Yes, and it's not a heart attack! It's a stroke! It's a stroke.
杰森 她又错了 她总是先说"对" Jason, she's doing that thing again where she says "Yes and,"
- 然后再否定我 - 继续演吧 里奇 - but then disagrees with me. - Stay in the scene, Rich.
这太让我出戏了 It throws me off.
行 凯莉 你顶上 Okay, Kelly, get in there. Tag in.
砰 我竟然谋杀亲夫 Bang! I just murdered my own husband,
朱尔斯的父亲 我真无情 Jules' father, in cold blood.
离谱 What?
对 我死了 Yes, and I'm dead!
都怪朱尔斯没有及时接电话 I'm dead, and it's Jules' fault for not picking up
我才死的 the phone in time!
我还是给我妈打回去吧 I should probably call my mom.
《娃娃脸》第二季 第八集 重拾自我
总监 拔丝君
可千万别说有人去世啊 Please don't let anyone actually be dead.
翻译 小Ja
翻译 审慎的屮
嗨 朱尔斯 别担心 是妈妈啊 Hi, Julesy! Don't worry, it's just me.
翻译 Sissi
我们终于找到房子的买家了 We finally found a buyer for the house,
翻译 k.yy
校对 Noel
我和你爸想叫你周末回来 so Dad and I need you to come home this weekend
帮着收拾你的卧室 to help pack up your old bedroom.
压制 抱枕
亲爱的 你在跟我说话吗 Honey? A-are you talking to me?
特效 Noel
不 克雷格 我在跟朱尔斯打电话 No, Craig, I'm talking to Jules!
- 你说什么 - 我在跟... - You're what?! - I'm talking to...
先这样 爱你 拜 Anyway, love you. Bye.
欢潮点
我觉得第三个更有品牌辨识度 I think option C is better for brand recognition.
- 给人印象深刻 - 好的 - More memorable. - Okay, cool.
我们也是这么想的 That's what we were thinking, too.
对了 这些是朱尔斯设计的 Jules did these designs, by the way.
- 她做得挺好的 - 是啊 - Mm, she did a good job. - Yeah.
我和伊兹今天去看她了 Izzy and I saw her today.
你就不能再委婉点吗 小拉 You're being real subtle bringing this up, Stel.
- 你干嘛不给她发短信 - 因为 - Why don't you just text her? - Because!
我知道她信不过露比 I know she thinks Ruby is shady,
但我觉得她是真心想帮我 and I think she really is just trying to help.
这周末她还要带我见她爸呢 She's introducing me to her dad this weekend.
你要去见乐界大佬了吗 You are meeting with a damn music mogul.
他可是跟蕾哈娜一起泡过澡的人 I mean, he's been in hot tubs with Rihanna,
格莱美获奖感言里 几乎都会提到他 he's been thanked in more Grammy speeches than God.
除了乡村音乐板块 不过... I mean, minus the country music categories, but...
我真的超紧张 如果他抬举我 I'm super nervous. I mean, if he likes me,
我也许就能在知名唱片公司工作 I think this could lead to me working for a freaking record label.
我这周末也必须要见某人的父亲 Well, I'm also meeting a very important dad this weekend, too.
布鲁诺的爸爸 Bruno's.
我可能爱上了这位爸爸 Uh, I might be in love with your girlfriend's baby daddy.
我是没意见 不过他男朋友就... Well, I wouldn't mind. But, his boyfriend, on the other hand...
洛杉矶只有我是异性恋吗 Am I the only straight person left in Los Angeles?
没准 利维和卢卡斯是在大学认识的 Yes. Liv and Lucas met in college,
有了布鲁诺的时候... and Bruno was conceived in a...
他们还怀疑过自己的取向 "Maybe we're bi" Moment.
也许我也该找个女友 Maybe I need a moment like that.
别 你就是纯直女 No. You are deeply straight.
我没有夸你的意思 And I don't mean that as a compliment.
喝完我们得停三次上厕所 谢啦 This means three more pee stops, but thank you.
谢谢你载我一程 Thanks for giving me a ride.
正好跟我回家顺路啦 it's literally on the way to my parents' house.
你要去哪里来着 So, what is this place again?
好像是个疗养酒庄 Oh, it's like a spa vineyard situation.
指电影《美食祈祷和恋爱》
这就算我分手后的"饭祷爱" You know, it'll kinda be my post-breakup "Eat, pray, love."
不过 准确来说是... Although, realistically for me, more of a...
"喝泡哭" "Sip, soak, cry."
回家见爸妈高兴吗 Are you excited to see your parents?
还行吧 Yeah.
跟老房子告别还有点难过 It's a little sad to say goodbye to my childhood home.
那里给我留下最深刻的心理创伤 All my best psychological damage happened there.
同感 我童年的家就是个创伤中心 Same. My childhood home was basically like a trauma center.
真没想到 It's happening.
能看到你俩畅所欲言 My people are talking, having a...
以水代酒 water together.
在谈孩子的事之前 I mean, I guess we can't have alcohol
我们还是别沾酒吧 before going to a kid thing, right?
你是没见过有些异性恋父母 Uh, you haven't met some of the straight parents.
简直生无可恋 Lives of very loud desperation.
是啊 Yeah.
我去换身衣服 I'm gonna go change.
我这身老妈装扮有点彪悍吧 I went too hard on the mom look, right?
- 是的 - 换吧 - Yeah. - Please.
行 Cool.
布鲁诺这孩子非常棒 Um, Bruno is the coolest kid ever.
说真的 多亏你的基因 Yeah, no, seriously. Kudos to your DNA.
我们很幸运 We're really lucky.
你和利维 你们肯定是 You and Liv, you must be getting really,
真心相爱 really serious.
她从未向其他人提过布鲁诺 She's never introduced Bruno to anyone before.
真的 Ever.
- 我好紧张 - 紧张什么 - I'm really nervous. - Why are you nervous?
- 那是你爸呀 - 他可能会很... - It's your dad. - He can be really...
你也知道大佬都什么样 Well, you know how moguls are.
因为他是白手起家 他就对我很苛刻 He's just hard on me because he was self-made,
我有个富豪老爸 能怪我吗 and it's my fault that he was rich when I was born?
你太会挑时候了 Well, very smart move by baby you.
没事 他会喜欢你的 No, he's gonna love you.
他对我以前的朋友都颇有微词 He's been judgmental of my friends in the past
因为他们常出没戒毒所或西班牙等地方 just because they're always in rehab or Spain or whatever,
但你是个正经人 but you're the real deal.
这也能向我爸证明 And it's gonna prove to my dad
我对在坡面公司的事很上心 that I've been taking my Hillslope job seriously.
我已经醒悟了 I've got my shit together.
挺好 拿我放心了 Cool, so no pressure.
下午好 帕罗奥多的朋友 我是瑞奇·赖利 Good afternoon, Palo Alto. This is Ricky Riley.
准备迎接周末吧 Let's get ready for the weekend.
您正在收听的是87.6电台 You're listening to HOT 87.6,
即将为您播放八九十年代的热歌 playing all the hits from the '80s, '90s,
- 没错 我们稍后再见 - 天哪 - and, well, yeah. Just from then. - Wow, Jesus.
从传真机的年代起 Ricky Riley's been the DJ
瑞奇·赖利就在这电台里当DJ了 at this station since people used fax machines.
前三位来电的听众 We're giving out free
美国加州著名摇滚乐队
将免费获得甜蜜射线乐队的门票 Sugar Ray tickets to our first three callers.
天哪 我妈妈以前经常 My god, my mom would always
让我们给台里打电话 打无数次 make us call into this station, like, 1,000 times,
就为了免费门票 虽然从没中过 trying to win free tickets. We never won.
她说 她唯一赢得的东西就是我 She said, uh, the only thing she ever won was me.
你是她的宝贝女儿啊 Aw. Well, you're her baby girl.
是的 Yeah.
小时候全把父母的话当耳旁风 When you grow up with someone who tells you you walk on water,
等到出身社会 就会吃大亏 then you get out into the real world, and, uh, you sink...
我爸妈也是 但我也没听劝 I was told I was gonna sink, and then I did.
我们的成长经历挺相似 但我的更糟 I do feel like mine's similar, but worse.
记得有次演唱会 There was this one concert,
主唱是魔法师 uh, the headliner was the Sorcerer,
我当时超迷他 who I was totally obsessed with.
难不成是留长发的那位 Oh my god, the guy with the long hair?
我当时爱死他了 I was pretty much in love with him.
我妈真的希望我能赢得这张票 但是 My mom really, really wanted me to win that one, but...
我却不让她打电话 I wouldn't even let her call.
我撒谎说我不想去 I just lied and said I didn't wanna go.
等等 为什么 What? Why?
因为我感觉希望很渺茫 'Cause I thought there was zero chance of winning,
就不愿尝试 so I didn't wanna play.
好吧 也许你的创伤比我更糟 Okay, maybe your trauma is worse than mine.
谢谢 Thank you.
快到疗养酒庄了 Ooh, we're almost at your wine spa.
这地方真是 This place is...
我死后能葬在这里吗 Can I have my ashes spread here?
但不是今天 Not today, but, um...
预定者是 Uh, the reservation is under...
艾莉森 Alison.
小可爱 Cutie pie!
我的天 你好吗 My god, how are you?
她到啦 She's here!
爸 Dad,
1996年早过了 你怎么还用手持摄像机啊 it's not 1996. Why are you filming me with a camcorder?
我在地下室找到的 I found it packing up the basement.
你妈妈说它坏了 但我修好了 Your mother said it wouldn't still work, but I futzed with it.
修好它也不是难事 克雷格 Yeah, it wasn't meant to be a challenge, Craig.
亲爱的 去把朱尔斯的包从车上拿来 Honey, go outside to the car and get Jules' bag.
你在跟我说吗 You talking to me?
你和爸爸住进公寓后 It's gonna be quite the experience
生活定会很有趣 when you and dad live in an apartment,
你们就能随时听见彼此说话了 and you'll always be able to hear each other, huh?
你真逗 You're funny.
在老家回味自己的童年 Nothing like coming home to be confronted
这种感觉可真美好 with your future in memoriam slide show.
是的 我让你爸先别打包这些照片 Yeah, I told your father to pack those at the end,
这样我们就能多看看你 so that we could look at you to the last possible minute.
你气色很好 妈妈 You look great, Mom.
哪有 你看看你 Ugh, I look terrible. You look great.
都成大美女了 You are gorgeous.
等等 你这些的陶器都要扔掉吗 Wait, are you throwing out all of your pottery?
谁会想要我做的东西呢 Who would want anything I made?
尤其是你 Who I do wanna talk about is you,
我的大闺女 my beautiful grown girl,
她在洛杉矶活得光鲜亮丽 living that fabulous LA life.
- 拜托 哪里光鲜了 妈妈 - 不是吗 - Oh god, it's not that fabulous, Mom. - Come on.
你升职了吧 我在凯莉·里帕的节目上 Your big promotion? I just saw your, um,
看到了你的老板 I saw your boss on Kelly Ripa.
她们关系可好了呢 Not a pore between the two of them.
是的 塞莱斯特更光鲜亮丽 Yeah, Celeste is pretty pretty.
但是 我现在不太确定 But, I'm, uh, I'm not sure
要不要继续在乌姆 Woöm is the best for me anymore, actually.
不对劲 Something's wrong.
怎么了 What's wrong?
其实不是工作的事 It's actually not about work.
麦迪逊和我 Madison and I are in a...
最近有点见外 她... in a weird thing. She's...
最近总跟别的姑娘来往密切 been hanging out with this other girl a lot.
怎么会 那女孩哪里比你好 Come one. What does this other girl have that you don't have?
我想想 她有花不完的钱 Mm, uh, let's see. A literal billion dollars?
相信我 麦迪逊知道 Trust me. Madison knows
你是她这世界上最好的朋友 that there is not a friend in the world that's better than you.
别跟人比 你要主动点 No contest. Just break the ice,
给她发信息 她会很高兴的 text her. She'll be so happy to hear from you.
那好吧 Alright, fine.
听上去不错
谢谢 嘻嘻
我觉得不能这样下去了 我想你了 能聊聊吗
听上去不错
谢谢 嘻嘻
我觉得不能这样下去了 我想你了 能聊聊吗
他来了 Oh, he's coming.
快把手机收起来 他总因为这事骂我 Put your phone away. He always gives me shit about that.
听上去不错
谢谢 嘻嘻
我觉得不能这样下去了 我想你了 能聊聊吗
我和露比在一起呢 一会儿聊
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
艾德·希兰快把我搞疯了 Ed Sheeran is driving me insane.
爸爸 这是我的朋友麦迪逊·麦斯威尔 Dad, this is my friend Madison Maxwell,
她是位优秀的公关人员 publicist extraordinaire.
非常荣幸能见到您 It is such an honor to meet you.
行了 我可不是达赖喇嘛 Okay, I'm not the Dalai Lama.
开个玩笑 Close.
天哪 粉妈也在 Oh shit, Pink is here.
我去跟她打声招呼 Let me go kiss her ass for one minute.
- 你坐下吧 - 好的 - You can sit down now. - Oh.
其实我先帮你 So, I've already gotten you started
稍微收拾整理了一下 at sorting your things out, kind of separating...
差点忘了这些东西 Oh, this I almost forgot.
天哪 老妈 恕我直言 Oh god, Mom, with all due respect,
我的乳牙应该不用搬到新公寓里吧 I don't think my baby teeth need to make the move to your condo.
听上去不错
谢谢 嘻嘻
我觉得不能这样下去了 我想你了 能聊聊吗
我和露比在一起呢 一会儿聊
又怎么了 What's wrong now?
没事 没事 Nothing. Nothing. Um...
要不我还是 You know what? I'm just gonna
把这些全都扔掉吧 有垃圾袋吗 throw all this out. Do you have trash bags?
不行 不行 等等 Oh no, no, no! No, you
这些不能扔掉 都很有意义 You can't toss this out. This is special.
可你都要把自己做的陶器扔掉了 Why? You're throwing out all the pottery you made.
是我自己要扔的 That's just me. It's...
这不一样 That's different.
妈 这有何不同 这些东西没用了 Mom, it's not different. This isn't special.
都是垃圾 This is garbage!
你居然... You... Whoa...
行吧 随便你 That's real nice.
天哪 God...
我谨代表我自己以及艾莉森公司 Let me just say on behalf of both the Alisons and myself,
真心感谢你能考虑我们的请求 这太好了 we are thrilled you're considering our offer. It's thrilling.
其实 我还在考虑 还在考虑 Well, I would say I'm, um, considering considering it.
我还没决定好 It's not yet fully considered,
也谢谢你刚才的那番话 but, uh, thank you for saying the word thrilling.
我们真心希望你能加入我们 伊兹 Well, we are very serious about you joining our team, Izzy.
所以我们才坚持要请你喝酒 That is why we are wining and whining you.
这太好了 Um, that's thrilling.
不过 我还没想好要不要离开乌姆 But, um, I just... I don't know if I'm quite ready to leave Woöm
- 目前是这样 - 好吧 - just yet. - Yeah.
那你觉得塞莱斯特 I mean, do you think Celeste
会让你度过这样的周末吗 would ever give you a weekend like this?
其实我们准备拓展桃红酒业务 Well, we are expanding into a rosé brand.
作为品牌负责人 我会全程带领团队 And as head of branded, I'm spearheading the entire process.
艾莉森B本该跟我一起来的 Yeah. Alison B was actually supposed to be here with me,
我的小天使 她希望你能去 but, sleepy little angel, she wanted you
体验她的豪华套房 to have her entire comped deluxe suite.
她人可真好 Wow. Yeah, that's so generous.
真没想到在电视上能预约按摩师 It's crazy you can order a massage through the TV.
你太可爱了 So cute.
这里面你最喜欢哪个 Uh, so which one of these is your favorite?
我会选这个 I would say that one.
味道清甜 果香四溢 It wasn't too sweet, but it was still fruity.
其他的我感觉像是在喝 The other ones felt a little bit like I was drinking,
奢华版星爆果汁糖 like, an expensive Starburst.
好 那就决定是它了 Okay, great. That decides it. This is the one.
你好 Yeah, excuse me!
这款将是我们的主打桃红酒 This is our new signature rosé.
- 那太好了 - 是的 - Very good. - Yes!
恭喜 Congrats.
天窗夏令营
好啦 各位 Okay, families!
赶快召集家人 准备比赛了 Let's have you guys huddle up for the color war.
我们要分组 We'll get you set up.
给你 小冠军 妈妈爸爸各一件 Here we go, champ! One for your mom, one for your dad.
我想给斯特拉一件T恤 But, I want Stella to have a shirt, too.
她也是我们的成员 She's part of our team.
没事 孩子 我不用 I... I really don't need one, bud.
没事的 我保证 I promise you, I'm good.
抱歉 你是布鲁诺的继母吧 I... I'm sorry, you must be Bruno's stepmom?
不是 我还没结婚呢 Oh, no. I'm, uh, just a girlfriend.
她的女朋友 Her girlfriend.
怎么了 What's up?
麻烦再拿件红T恤给我 Can I get another red shirt over here?
又有三人组了 It's another throuple.
玛里琳 跟我说说你自己吧 So, Marilyn, tell me about yourself.
我在过去五年都在做公关 而且... Well, uh, I've been doing PR - for the last five years, and...
你知道露比上次让我带着去巡演的女孩 You know, the last girl Ruby tried to get me to hire on tour
害得我们永久禁止进入香港半岛酒店吗 got us permanently banned from The Peninsula in Hong Kong.
那只是... That was, uh,
一场误会 对吧 爸 mostly a misunderstanding, Dad.
难道你那毒贩朋友是无意间 Was it also a misunderstanding
从我们的假日派对上偷走创造者泰勒的 when your coke dealer friend stole Tyler the Creator's Grammy
格莱美奖杯吗 at our holiday party?
那只是恶作剧 她会还的 That was a joke. She was gonna give it back.
泰勒也没当回事 Tyler thought it was funny.
他自然不会 我问你 Tyler's not rude. Back to you.
- 你吸毒吗 - 不 - You a druggie? - Nope!
但我确实对某些东西上瘾 But, I do have an addictive personality.
主要包括 But, it's mostly channeled
咖啡 动感单车 还有工作 into coffee, Soul Cycle, and work.
你怎么做到的 能教教我女儿吗 You think you can teach my daughter how to get into that?
爸 我对公司也很上心 Dad, I've been working really hard at the label.
我每天都去办公室 I'm in the office every day.
真的 Hard?
我的助手说你买了四千美元的写字椅 My assistant said that you expensed a $4,000 desk chair.
还好你有在用 Glad it's getting some use.
总之 我想让你见见麦迪逊 Anyway, this is about Madison.
谁 Who?
- 正是在下 - 知道 - That'd be me. - Oh, yeah.
她确实挺不错 Sure, she seems great.
说实话 我非常荣幸能够 Yep, I'm just, honestly, so excited for the opportunity
参与唱片宣传工作 以及巡演... to get more involved with the label, and for the tour...
我可不会让你坐我的飞机 You know, I'm not gonna let you trash my jet again.
你坐商用飞机去澳大利亚 You're gonna fly commercial to Australia.
我得回去工作了 Look, I gotta get back to work.
麦迪逊 我很欣赏你的干劲 I'm impressed by your drive, Madison.
也许你能让她在澳大利亚学乖点 Maybe you'll rub off on her in Australia.
谢谢 很高兴认识您 Uh, thank you. It was so nice meeting you.
我知道 I know.
我们确实是火辣三角恋组合 The truth is we do make a hot throuple.
澳大利亚儿童音乐节目组合
是吗 我觉得更像是缤纷扭扭四人组 Really? I feel like we look like the Wiggles.
虽然我不了解这组合 The... I'm not sure what the Wiggles are,
但感觉肯定很无聊 but they don't sound very hot.
卢卡斯 你和你男友喜欢这种亲子活动吗 Lucas, do you not watch kids' stuff with him?
不会 以前还行 Uh, no, but we...we did
- 现在在追《东城梦魇》 - 好剧 - just binge watch Mare of Easttown. - Oh. Love.
看来利维很嫌弃 That is not a good Liv look.
是的 马里奥说她会弄死我的 Yeah, Mario said that she was gonna kill me.
谁是马里奥 Who's Mario?
我男朋友 Oh, uh, he's my boyfriend.
不是吧 你怎么没带他过来 Oh, no way! Wow. Why didn't you bring him here?
卢卡斯还没准备好 Uh, Lucas doesn't
带马里奥见布鲁诺 feel ready to have Mario meet Bruno.
看 Look.
瞧瞧是谁 我以为你还在巡演呢 Hey. Look who it is. I thought you were on the road again.
没错 我们正准备赶下一场 I am. We're just packing up from a show.
我有急事想和你说 I have something really important I need to tell you.
说吧 Okay.
我刚见到全世界最大的线团 朱尔斯 I saw the world's largest ball of twine, Jules.
我觉得这事应该告诉你 And, uh, that just felt like something you needed to know.
没错 我已经想象到了 I mean, it was, and I feel incredibly seen right now.
- 巡演如何 - 还好 - How's the tour? - It's good.
昨天我们在堪萨斯州表演完 We went through Kansas yesterday.
你知道吗 作为异乡客 You know, as someone who's not from this country,
我感觉已经融入美国了 I am really leaning into the whole Americana thing.
我现在还戴着牛仔帽呢 Like, I'm wearing a cowboy hat right now.
我正拿着自己的乳牙呢 Oh, I'm holding my own baby teeth.
- 这是怎么回事 - 我... - Uh, way to bury the lead. - I, uh,
刚回我爸妈家里 帮他们收拾东西 had to come home to my parents' house and help them pack up.
东西有点多 It's very... A lot.
堪萨斯州肯定很好玩吧 I...I'm sure Kansas is more fun though.
牛仔 带我飞 Cowboy, take me away.
美国乡村音乐女子组合
南方小鸡的粉丝呢 Ooh, a Chicks fan.
魔法师呢 你还记得他吗 Hey, what about the Sorcerer? Do you remember him?
当然 他的表演堪称传奇 Uh, of course. His shows are legendary.
真好 我都没去过他的演唱会 Yeah. I never made it to one.
行李快收拾好了 Uh, I think we're done packing up,
我先回巴士了 不过 so I gotta get back on the bus, but, um,
很高兴能跟你说说话 I'm really glad I got to say hi.
- 我也是 - 再见 朱尔斯 - Yeah, me, too. - See you, Jules.
你还是很性感 You're still hot.
这是地狱吗 Where in the literal hell...
欢迎收听87.6电台 Welcome to HOT 87.6,
朱尔斯的专属地狱 Jules' own personal hell.
即将播放她平凡人生中所有热单 We're playing all of the top hits from her unspecial life.
特殊物品 易碎
妈妈 Mom?
你说得对 得把这个扔了 You were right. We gotta get rid of this stuff.
住手 那是我妈亲手做的 Hey! My mom made that!
这个可以留着 this we can keep.
"最普通奖" "Most unspecial."
给 拿着 Here! Take it!
好吧 Very funny.
你不就是这样觉得的吗 That's what you think of yourself, isn't it?
你赢不了 You can't win!
你不想见摇滚巨星 You don't wanna meet the big rock star.
见谁 他在这吗 Meet him? Is he here?
我们还在炼狱呢 看看周围 We're in this freaking hellscape! Look around!
- 这是在海报里吗 - 那又如何 - Are we in the poster? - What do you care?
你连他的演唱会都不想去 You didn't even wanna go to his concert.
我想去 I did!
我不该说我不想去的 我... I shouldn't have said that I didn't. I shouldn't...
不该那么畏惧 I shouldn't be so scared.
畏惧什么 Of what?
我怕自己不够特别 That I'm not special or whatever.
其实不是 I am.
没错 Yeah.
你独一无二 You are.
是你 It's you.
我爸爸就是个混蛋 My dad is such a dick.
对不起 露比 I'm so sorry, Ruby.
不管我怎么努力 他都没放在眼里 No matter what I do, he just sees me as a spoiled brat.
快四个月了 I mean, I've been busting
我一直在坡面公司的事 my ass at Hillslope for, like, four months now.
没错 Yeah.
等等 你才去四个月吗 Wait. Wait, you've only been there for four months?
你之前在做什么 What were you doing before?
你要怎么 帮他说话 What are you? On his side?
我爸算什么啊 You know what? Fuck my dad.
公司我不去了 澳大利亚也不去了 And fuck the label, and fuck Australia. I'm quitting.
等等 你不和我们去巡演吗 Wait, you're not gonna come with us on the tour?
跟你们去 Come with you?
你是我朋友 You're my friend.
如果我不去 你也不能去 If I'm not going, you're not going.
我当然是你朋友 Look, of course I'm your friend,
可这也是我的工作 but this is also my career.
你也知道 这机遇对我来说很难得 You know this is a big opportunity for me.
好吧 露出真面目了吧 Wow! So, there it is.
- 什么 - 我以为你不是那种人 - What? - I thought you were different.
但你跟那些窘迫的女孩一样 But, you've just been using me like every other
为了私欲才和我做朋友 desperate girl who wants to be my friend.
抱歉 我很窘迫吗 I'm sorry, desperate?
是你送我精美礼物 邀请我到处参加活动 You're the one buying elaborate gifts and inviting me everywhere.
你不是自愿要帮我的吗 Look, you insisted on helping me because you wanted to.
看看你和我爸说话时的样子 You should've seen yourself with my dad just now.
那是拍马屁吗 分明是调情 Sucking up to him? You were basically flirting.
我都见怪不怪了 But I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
有钱老爹就是你的菜 Rich older guys are your type.
你说的是真心话吗 Are you fucking serious right now?
我是听你的话 想给他个好印象 I was trying to impress him because you literally told me to.
我现在想请你回家 忘掉巡演的事吧 Well, I'm literally telling you to go home and forget about the tour
因为我们谁都去不了 because it's not happening for either of us.
朱尔斯一直都讨厌你 Jules never liked you.
嘿 你还好吗 Hey. You okay?
嘿 Hey.
我没事 Yeah.
才怪 No.
卢卡斯让你很不自在吗 Is Lucas being weird?
确实有点 但不全怪他 I mean, a little, but it's not Lucas.
他是个好爸爸 He's a good dad.
- 那是我吗 - 不是 - Okay, well, is it me? - No.
是我妈妈 It's my mom.
你妈妈 Your mom?
在她遇见我继父之前 Before my mom met my stepdad,
她的男友换个不停 she was a revolving door of boyfriends.
让我很难受 You know, and it sucked.
我不想成为那种人 I don't wanna be like those guys that
进入我的生活 看我打三场排球比赛 came into my life, showed up to three of my volleyball games,
还被保释出狱过 and then bailed. You know,
我不想让布鲁诺经历那些 I...I don't wanna do that to Bruno.
怎么说得你好像要离开似的 Why are you saying that like you're going somewhere?
我不知道 I don't know, I mean, you know,
如果我决定回学校呢 what if I decide to go back to school?
你会回学校吗 You might go back to school?
我们不知道酒吧能否开下去 所以... We don't know if the bar is gonna be a success or not, so...
不 会成功的 我知道 Wha...No, I do! It is!
这事你之前为何不和我说 斯特拉 Why haven't you talked to me about this before, Stella?
因为我做出重大决定时 Because I am not used to having to talk to anyone else
不习惯和别人商量 好吗 when I make big life decisions, okay?
我会直接去做 I just do it.
我从没为他人着想过 I've never had to consider anyone else,
但现在我得为两个人着想 but now, I have two people I have to think about.
其中还有个可爱的 And one of them is really tiny
小男孩 and adorable.
好吧 Okay, so...
那你想怎样 what are you saying?
我不知道... I don't know...
- 妈 - 来啦 - Hi. - Oh, hey.
抱歉 我不该说那些牙齿是垃圾 I'm sorry for being weird about the teeth in the trash.
你应该保留自己珍视的东西 You should keep everything that's important to you.
话说... Speaking of, um...
我能拿走这花瓶吗 do you think I could have this vase?
我想把它放在我家里 I have a place in my house I'd really to put it.
当然可以 Of course.
这其实是个烟灰缸 不过我愿意给你 I mean, it is an ashtray, but yes, I'd love for you to have it.
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, Mom.
妈妈 你真的很棒 Mom, you know I think you're amazing.
谢谢 我也觉得自己了不起 uh, thank you. I think I'm amazing, too.
我觉得自己很特别 I know I'm special.
特别之处在于 I'm special
我是你妈妈 because I get to be your mom.
谢谢 Thank you.
爸爸 你在搞什么 Dad! What are you doing? Really?
谢谢你这周末的招待 Well, uh, thanks for this weekend.
让我大白天就有点醉了 It's given me a weird day hangover,
不过我也想了很多 but a lot to think about.
那是要做决定了吗 Ooh! Enough to make a decision?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
我和塞莱斯特的关系很复杂 Um, my relationship with Celeste is complicated.
我知道她不会如我所愿 注意到我 不过... I know she won't notice me the way I want her to, but...
我真的很尊敬她 I guess I really do look up to her.
听着 伊兹 Listen, Izzy,
我们本不想说 we didn't wanna have to tell you this,
但有些事你得知道 but there's something you should know.
你对塞莱斯特很忠诚 You're being loyal to Celeste,
可她不会对你忠诚 but she's not being loyal to you.
我30分钟后到 你有振作些了吗 I'll be there in 30 minutes. Are you a brand new Izzy?
其实 我真想说 我得多待一晚 Um, actually, I'm gonna stay one more night. Um...
明早我就飞回去 I'll just fly out tomorrow morning.
他们免费让我多住一晚 They gave me an extra night for free
因为触皮葡萄酒没渗透进肌肤里 because, uh, my skin-contact wine had no skin contact.
那先说到这里 Please stop saying skin-contact.
好吧 明天见 Okay, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
记得周一要开例会 Don't forget it's Monday staff meeting.
我知道 好的 开车当心 Totally. Uh, okay. Uh, drive safe.
你好 Hello.
不 不 不 走这边 小可爱 No, no, no, this way, cutie.
好啦 帕罗奥多的朋友 Okay, Palo Alto,
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不会吧 我还真打通了 Shut up! I really got on?
最近来电的人不多 Not many people call these days.
你想为某个特殊的人点歌吗 Do you have a request for a special someone?
是的 Yeah, I do.
请问您怎么称呼 And who do we have on the line?
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♪让我飞向天国♪ Closer to Heaven above
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