前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
我听见他们讨论宝宝 I heard them talking about a baby.
- 我的天 - 这很明显了 - Oh, my. - You know what that means.
- 妈妈怀孕了 - 没错 - Mom's pregnant. - Exactly.
大家都喜欢婚礼 Everybody loves a wedding.
我是有宝宝了 但不代表我要嫁给另一个宝宝 I'm having a baby. I don't need to marry another one.
玛丽 他们已经犯了一个天大的错了 Mary, they already made one giant mistake.
不需要再犯一个 They don't have to make another.
所以你娶我是个错误 So marrying me was a mistake.
你真的喜欢现在的生活吗 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out?
就没有一丁点的后悔吗 You have no regrets?
你想让我怎么说 What do you want me to say?
我想让你承认这个婚姻 I want you to admit that this marriage
并没有那么美满 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
别做梦了 没有婚姻是美满的 Wake up. No marriage is a bed of roses.
- 那我们过得还不错咯 - 可不是么 - Well, then I guess we nailed it. - I guess we did.
你今天能送米西去学校吗 Can you take Missy to school today?
为什么 你顺路啊 Why? It's on your way.
我得把教堂布告送去打印 I have to drop the church bulletin off at the printer.
反正又没人看 Nobody reads those things.
我知道咱俩现在不对付 I know we're not getting along right now,
但别在厨房里玩这副样子 but when we walk into that kitchen,
不要让米西和谢尔顿看到我俩吵架 Missy and Sheldon do not need to see us fighting.
行吧 Fine.
那么你去送她吗 So, you'll take her?
你说啥就是啥 亲爱的 Whatever you say, dear.
爸妈还是不太高兴 Mom and Dad are still really upset.
这很正常 毕竟她算是超高龄产妇了 With good reason. She's awfully old to be having a baby.
真的那么危险吗 Is it really dangerous?
现代医学还好说 但搁以前 Not with modern science, but back in pioneer times,
我们已经替她在小溪边选好风水宝地了 we'd be burying her down by the crick.
我是说他们已经够烦的了 I'm just saying they're cranky enough,
你就别找不自在了 so don't be a pain in the ass.
我表现得一直很好 I'm always on my best behavior.
你才像是点燃荷尔蒙炸药的火把 You're the hormonal firecracker around here.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
喷发啦 And thar she blows.
《白鲸记》的台词 Moby Dick.
这是一本书 It's a book.
我的随身杯呢 Where the hell's my travel mug?
应该是小乔拿走了 亲爱的 I think Georgie took it, dear.
臭儿子 That son of a gun.
米西 今天你爸送你去学校 Missy, your father's gonna take you to school today.
谢了 爸比 没给你添麻烦吧 Thanks, Daddy. I hope it's not too much trouble.
没有 我的小天使 No trouble at all, my little angel.
你为啥说他们很烦 Why'd you say they're cranky?
他们看起来心情很好啊 They're fine.
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你可以的 Okay, you can do this.
告诉他吧 Just tell him.
没什么事吧 Everything okay?
什么 当然没事 你怎么在这儿 Oh! What? Yes. What are you doing there?
我来拿订书机 没忍住看了一会儿好戏 I came for the stapler but stayed for the show.
好吧 我刚要进去 Oh. Well, I was just going in
找杰夫牧师聊聊 to talk to Pastor Jeff.
去吧 Then go.
- 我去了 - 去啊 - I'm going. - Do it.
我去了 I'm doing it.
懂了吧 See?
演得真好 Very convincing.
请进 Come in.
怎么了 What's up?
我有件事情想请你帮忙拿主意 I was hoping to get your take on something.
说吧 Of course.
这不是我的事 This isn't really about me,
是我最近遇到的一个女孩 but I recently met a young woman
她怀孕了... who got pregnant, um...
但她还没结婚 out of wedlock.
懂了 I see.
孩儿他爹还在吗 Is the young man in the picture?
在 He is.
那么 只要他们在孩子出生前结婚 Well, as long as they tie the knot before the bambino pops out,
上帝就不会过分苛责 the big guy looks the other way.
好吧 Right, right.
问题是这个姑娘 不太想... But the woman isn't so keen on...
结婚 knots or tying them.
那她和她可怜的宝宝 Then I'm afraid she and that poor baby
恐怕要艰难度日了 are in for a difficult time.
我知道... I know. Um...
父母的态度怎么说 What about the parents of the young couple?
估计不太称职 一看就没给俩孩子 Well, they certainly didn't raise these kids
灌输正确的价值观 with the right values.
我每周只能教育他们一次 I only get them one day a week.
剩下都得靠父母 The rest of it's on Mom and Dad.
是啊是啊 Right. Right.
不过嘛 Oh. But, um...
如果男孩的父母 what if the boy's parents
试图把他们拉回正道呢 did want to do the right thing?
我觉得他们应该没什么错 I don't see how it's their fault.
可他还是有了婚前性行为 不是吗 Well, didn't the boy still have premarital sex
而且还弄出了一个孩子 which led to pregnancy?
是啊 Yes.
是个人都得问 You have to ask,
他父母早干啥去了 where were his parents?
这些问题很有道理 These are all good questions.
朱迪 丽莎 现在我们来看看公告板 Okay, let's take a look at the board now, Judy, Lisa,
看一下本期井字棋大比拼 and see what subjects we're dealing with
有哪些主题 in this match of Tic-Tac-Dough.
知名金发女郎 Famous Blondes,
冷知识大挑战 探险者 Trivia Dare, Explorers...
色彩 地质学 前十名 电影 ...Colors, Geology, Top Ten, Movies...
我马上回来 温克 I'll be right back, Wink.
- 什么 - 我们知道家里出了什么事 - What? - We know what's going on at home.
我们需要和你们谈谈 And we need to talk.
我现在手头有重要的事情 I'm in the middle of something important.
我们也是 So are we.
我可以进来吗 Um, may I please come in?
怎么了 What's up?
爸妈为什么不告诉我们实情 Why won't Mom and Dad tell us what's going on?
原因可能有很多 Well, there might be several reasons for that,
我最先想到的一个就是 but right off the top of my head, I'd say
关你们屁事啊 none of your damn business.
妈妈怀孕了 这怎么不关我们的事 Mom's having a baby, and that's none of our business?
你们以为是这回事啊 Is that what you think's going on?
- 不是吗 - 当然不是 - Isn't it? - No.
那到底是什么事 Then what's going on?
不关你们的事 None of your damn business.
谈一谈吧 We need to talk.
忙着呢 Kind of busy.
很重要的事 This is important.
我和杰夫牧师 I was talking to Pastor Jeff
聊了一下咱家的事情 about our... little situation.
- 你为什么要告诉他 - 他不知道是小乔 - Why would you tell him? - He doesn't know it's Georgie.
但大家迟早是要知道的 But people are gonna find out eventually,
他们一定会说三道四 and they're gonna judge all of us.
谁在乎他们怎么想 Who cares what people think?
我在乎啊 我们住在这里啊 I care. We live in this town.
而且我在教堂工作 I work at the church.
喂 Hello?
注意点 那俩小的刚刚来找我 Heads up. The twins were just here,
他们问了很多问题 and they were asking a bunch of questions.
你没告诉他们吧 You didn't tell them, did you?
没有 但他们知道有宝宝的事 No, but they know there's a baby in the mix.
实际上 他们以为是你怀孕了 Actually, they thought you were having it.
我的天 Oh, Lord.
是啊 总之他们随时就到家了 Yeah. Anyway, they're gonna be there any minute.
自求多福吧 Have fun.
又怎么了 What now?
我们回来了 We're home.
我们需要一些答案 And we want answers.
麻烦来了 That.
客厅里 In here.
我们想知道到底发生了什么 We want to know what's going on.
我们知道和宝宝有关 And we know it has something to do with a baby.
我们也知道不是你的 And we know it's not yours.
所以孩子是谁的 So whose is it?
这是隐私 This is a private matter,
跟你们俩没关系 and it does not concern you.
是小乔 It's Georgie.
- 你怎么能确定 - 一切都说得通了 - You don't know that. - It all makes sense.
那天晚上你们在车库跟他谈事情 You were talking with him in the garage the other night.
而且听说他最近性行为活跃 And word on the street is he's sexually active.
咦 Ew.
所以 是谁怀孕了 So, who's preggers?
- 对啊 谁啊 - 行了 - Yes, who? - All right.
家庭会议 就现在 Family meeting now.
- 我就不打扰了 - 乔治 - I'll leave you to it. - George!
逃不掉 Fudge.
好的 嗯 Okay, yes, your...
你们的哥哥要有孩子了 Your brother's gonna have a baby.
- 跟谁啊 - 那个女孩叫曼迪 - With whom? - Her name is Mandy.
那个比他大很多的 Ooh, she's the one that's older than him.
大多少 How much older?
这不重要 That's not important.
- 意思是大很多 - 谢谢 - That means a lot. - Thank you.
- 我真的得在这儿吗 - 当然 - Do I really need to be here for this? - Yes.
还是逃不掉 Double fudge.
他们会结婚吗 Are they getting married?
- 我们也不知道 可能吧 - 玛丽 - We don't know, but probably. - Mary.
结婚对他们两个和宝宝来说 It would be better for them
都会更好 and better for the baby.
对你也更好 And better for you
不然你的教会朋友会发火 so your church friends don't get bent out of shape.
这事我们之后再说 We'll talk about this later.
家庭会议附属委员会 真刺激 Ooh, a subcommittee just formed. Exciting.
最重要的是 你们两个 The important thing is, is that you both
一定要保守秘密 need to keep this quiet.
这是家事 This is family business.
你要我保守秘密吗 我可做不好 I have to keep a secret? I'm not good at those.
这不是秘密 没人会问你的 It's not a secret. No one's gonna ask you about it.
你别主动提就行 It's just a thing you don't need to bring up.
万一我提了呢 But what if I do?
那你也可以不提 What if you don't?
但现在我满脑子都是这件事 But now it's all I can think about.
如果我不小心说漏嘴了呢 What if my mouth loses control?
你很会遵守诺言 对吧 You're good at keeping promises, right?
- 对 - 好的 - Very. - Great.
那就保证你不会告诉别人 Then promise you won't tell anybody.
很有趣的反向操作 但是... That's an interesting work-around. However...
- 反正你不能说出去 - 行吧 - You're not telling anyone. - Fine.
我要当姑姑了 I'm gonna be an aunt.
太奇怪了 That's so weird.
谢尔顿叔叔更奇怪吧 Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon.
嗯 我们要当爷爷奶奶了 Yeah, well, we're gonna be grandparents.
姥姥要当曾祖母了 And Meemaw's gonna be a great-grandmother.
这听起来也太老了 That sounds so old.
记得当面告诉她 Please tell her that.
晚安 韦德 Good night, Wade.
安什么安 我钱都输光了 It ain't good. I lost all my money.
我赚得很开心 Well, good for me.
行行行 Yeah, yeah.
曼迪 还是我 Hey, Mandy. It's me again.
来问问你过得怎么样 Just wanted to see how you were doing.
如果你需要任何东西 我随时都在 If there's anything you need, I'm around.
回我个电话吧 Please call me back.
她还是不肯接吗 She ducking your calls?
好像是的 Seems like it.
你知道她为什么不想跟你讲话吗 Well, you understand why she might not want to talk to you.
知道啊 Yes, I know.
我在尝试弥补啊 I'm trying to make up for it.
但这可能是 This might be one of those things
你无法弥补的过错 you just can't make up for.
不公平 Ain't fair.
你赶紧长大吧 You better do some growing up fast,
公平这东西 'cause "Fair" Left the building
在你脱裤子的时候就一去不复返了 the second you yanked your pants down.
我真谢谢你啊 Thanks for making me feel worse.
随时效劳 Anytime.
在氘元素中 中子和质子的 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton
角动量是多少 inside deuterium?
没人知道吗 No one? Really?
- 谢尔顿 - 在 - Sheldon? - Yes?
在氘元素中 中子和质子的 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton
角动量是多少 inside deuterium?
L等于零 Oh, um, "L" Equals zero.
很接近 但你忽略了有百分之四的可能 Close. You're missing the four percent admixture
L等于二 of "L" Equals two.
对不起 我有点分心了 Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
情有可原 我们继续 It happens. Anyway...
一般情况下我都能答对 Normally, I would have gotten that right.
我相信你 继续讲... I have no doubt. Anyway...
只是我家里出了点事 There are just some things going on at home,
我还不能往外说 and I'm not allowed to talk about it.
我们也不想知道 And we don't want to hear about it.
但是我家没人生病 如果你关心的话 I can tell you no one's sick in case you're concerned.
有人关心吗 Anyone concerned?
举手 Show of hands.
没有吗 那我们继续 No? Moving on.
这是我犯错的原因 That's why I got the answer wrong.
孩子 就是一个小错误 Son, it's just a mistake.
人人都会犯错 Everyone makes them.
就像我哥哥小乔把那个女孩肚子搞大了 Like my brother Georgie did when he got that girl pregnant.
别说出来 别说出来 别说出来 Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
怎么了 What?
我要去厕所 I need to use the restroom.
这里是大学 直接去就行 This is college. Just go.
你 穿红衣服的 去锁门 You, red shirt. Lock the door.
有人吗 Knock, knock.
我来给你展示一下 Just thought I'd show you
正常人怎么敲门 how to do it on the first try.
你还好吗 You all right?
嗯 没什么事 Um... Yeah.
- 生活嘛 - 嗯 - Just, you know, life. - Mm.
生活总是艰难的 I've heard that can be rough.
嗯 Mm.
如果你想聊聊 或者... Well, if you ever want to talk or...
抽根烟 grab a smoke,
随时找我 I'm around.
不用了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
不过... Although, um...
抽根烟好像也不错 A cigarette doesn't sound bad.
我正希望有人能 I was hoping someone would help me
帮我抽完这一包呢 get to the end of this pack.
- 抽完我们就戒烟 - 当然 - Then we're quitting. - Absolutely.
- 这是个肮脏的习惯 - 太肮脏了 - It's a disgusting habit. - Filthy.
你绝对不敢相信我刚刚听到了什么 You are never gonna believe what I just heard.
说说看 Try me.
罗伊和他那帮人 Roy and the boosters
在跟迦太基来的教练大吃大喝 were wining and dining that coach from Carthage.
我不在乎了 他要来就来吧 I don't even care anymore. He can have my job.
如果你不在乎了 为什么不把位置让给我 Well, if you don't care, why can't I have it?
行啊 你来 Fine, take it.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
好着呢 Oh, jim-dandy.
你是不是又要跟我说 Is this one of those times where you say
你不想谈这件事 you don't want to talk about it,
然后把我叫去酒吧 and then you make me go to the bar,
大谈特谈 and then you talk about it?
不啊 No.
行吧 All right.
我要跟你说件事 I'm gonna tell you something.
说吧 Lay it on me.
这事很严重 This is serious.
你不能告诉别人 You can't tell anyone.
行 Okay.
小乔把人家肚子搞大了 Georgie got a girl pregnant.
恭喜 Congratulations?
恭喜我有个傻儿子吗 谢了 On having a dope for a son? Thanks.
如果我没记错的话 Forgive me if I'm mistaken,
你当时跟玛丽不也这样吗 but weren't you a similar kind of dope with Mary?
这不一样 It's different.
可是小乔比那个女孩小了11岁 Georgie's, like, 11 years younger than this girl.
确实不一样 That is different.
这里再上几杯酒 We're gonna need a couple shots over here.
抱歉 我之前分心了 Sorry again for being distracted earlier.
我也很抱歉你被锁外面了 And I'm so sorry you got locked out.
我不知道是咋回事 I don't know how that happened.
我哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子 My brother got a girl pregnant.
我妈想让我保证不说出去 My mom wanted me to promise I wouldn't tell,
但我没保证 but I never did,
所以严格来说 我没有违背承诺 so technically, I'm not breaking my word.
我不在乎 I don't care.
谢谢 但这至少是个秘密 Thank you. But it's a secret,
所以不要和别人说 so please don't tell anyone.
- 你没有其它地方要去吗 - 没有 - Don't you have somewhere to go? - No.
我可以告诉你一个秘密吗 Can I tell you something in confidence?
当然 Of course.
我儿子 My son...
让一个女孩怀孕了 ...got a girl pregnant.
我估计是意外怀孕 Safe to assume this was a surprise?
没错 Oh, yeah.
我还估计不是谢尔顿 And safe to assume it's not Sheldon?
也没错 Also yes.
现在我妈希望他们俩结婚 Now my mom wants them to get married,
但那女孩不太情愿 but it doesn't sound like the girl's willing.
你怎么还在和我聊天 Why are you still talking to me?
因为我俩聊得来啊 You and I just click.
那你现在怎么样 So, how are you doing with all this?
很失望 Disappointed.
生气 伤心 害怕 Angry, upset, scared.
五味杂陈 懂了 So all the emotions. Got it.
而且我担心 And I'm worried
如果他不和她结婚 that if he doesn't marry this girl,
教会的人会针对我 the congregation's gonna turn on me.
有可能 They might.
但那是把人类置于上帝之上 But that's putting man before God.
- 什么意思 - 比起上帝的想法 - What do you mean? - Well, you're caring more
你更担心人们是怎么想的 about what people think than what God thinks.
一半一半吧 I'm not caring more.
我不会在杂货店偶遇上帝 别人就不好说了 I just don't have to bump into God at the grocery store.
他应该不会亲自下凡采购 I don't think he does his own shopping.
不过现在已经无所谓了 Well, at this point, it doesn't matter,
因为她根本不想结婚 because she doesn't want to get married.
如果你愿意的话 可以让我和她谈谈 Well, I can talk to her if you want.
我还挺会和年轻人打交道的 I'm pretty good with young people.
她29岁了 She's 29.
和同龄人打交道也不是问题 Also pretty good with people my own age.
祷告吧 Let's say grace.
上帝 请保佑我们即将享用的食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
以及准备食物的人 阿门 and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.
阿门 Amen.
我和林克莱特博士说了小乔的事情 I told Dr. Linkletter about Georgie.
你们为什么要告诉谢尔顿 Why'd y'all tell Sheldon?
他们没说 我猜出来的 They didn't. I figured it out.
得 现在无人不知了 Great. Now everyone knows.
也并不是所有人 Not everyone.
只有我们和林克来特博士 Just us and Dr. Linkletter.
就这些人吗 So, that's it?
你们几个没说什么吗 Nobody else said anything?
很好 因为她的父母 Good. 'Cause her parents
现在还不知道 一旦事情传出去 still don't know, and if this gets out,
她肯定会气得半死 she's gonna be more pissed than ever.
一切都会没事的 Everything's gonna be fine.
我们吃饭吧 Let's just eat.
话说 我和同学海瑟·M说了 I kind of told Heather M. At school.
不过我让她保密了 I told her to keep it a secret.
那你保密了吗 Did you keep it a secret?
没有 No.
离谱 Unbelievable.
那个... 我也和教堂的朋友说了 Actually, I told someone at church today.
我和韦恩说了 And I might have told Wayne.
你们可真行 I can't believe y'all.
我知道 我大嘴巴不奇怪 I know. You'd expect it from me,
他们大嘴巴就是新鲜事了 but from them, it's a shocker.
我不饿了 I ain't hungry.
所以 如果你还没告诉你父母 So, if you haven't told your parents yet,
最好赶紧说 you might want to,
因为我家人大嘴巴 把事情说出去了 'cause my family blabbed, and it's out there.
我知道你很生气 I know. I know you're angry.
我也很生气 I'm angry, too.
求你别挂电话 Please don't hang up.
进来 Come in.
我就是想来道个歉 Just wanted to say I'm really sorry.
算了吧 Forget it.
你现在一大堆事情 You have so much to deal with right now,
我还帮倒忙 and I made it worse.
反正大家迟早要知道的 People are gonna find out eventually.
你觉得自己会结婚吗 Do you think you're gonna get married?
局面不太好 It ain't looking good.
你想结婚吗 Do you even want to?
我确实很喜欢她 Well, I do like her.
我想做正确的事情 And I'm trying to do the right thing.
不管啥是正确的 Whatever that is.
不敢相信你都要当爹了 Can't believe you're gonna be a dad.
我也不敢相信 Join the club.
很奇怪吗 Is it weird?
更多的是惊吓吧 M-More terrifying than weird.
是吗 Yeah?
我不知道自己到底在干什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
如果我当不好这个爹呢 What if I mess this kid up?
不会的 You won't.
你确定吗 我是个高中辍学生 You sure? I'm a high school dropout
住在父母家的车库里 living out in his parents' garage.
曼迪不想让我加入是对的 Mandy's right to not want me around.
她没有 No, she's not.
她有你真的很幸运 She'd be lucky to have you.
宝宝也一样 So will the baby.
别再让我哭了 Don't make me cry more.
抱歉 Sorry.
这是这辈子我对你 That's the last nice thing
说的最后一句好话了 I'll ever say to you.
你告诉韦恩的时候 他怎么说的 Hey, what did Wayne say when you told him?
他最喜欢小孩子了 所以一整个 He loves babies, so he was all,
"这是恩赐啊"的样子 "It's a blessing." Blah, blah, blah.
他也没说错 Well, he's not wrong.
我跟他做朋友干嘛 你俩才应该是朋友 Why am I friends with him? You should be.
杰夫牧师呢 How'd Pastor Jeff take it?
我没告诉他 我告诉了罗伯牧师 I didn't tell him. I told Pastor Rob.
可不是么 Of course.
- 什么意思 - 没事 - What's that mean? - Nothing.
怎么了 What?
你好像很喜欢和罗伯牧师聊天 Just seems like you talk to Pastor Rob a lot.
我们是同事啊 Well, we work together.
你不是也和韦恩聊天吗 You talk to Wayne.
是呢 罗伯牧师怎么说 Sure. And what did Pastor Rob say?
挺有收获的 Actually, it was helpful.
他看出来 He pointed out
我把人们的想法置于上帝之上 that I was putting people before God
我不应该担心教会的看法 and that I shouldn't worry about what the congregation thinks.
这和我说的不一样吗 So, exactly what I said.
你说的是"谁在乎啊" All you said was, "Who cares?"
下次我肯定提一茬上帝 你才能听进去 Next time, I'll stick God in there so you pay attention.
你去哪儿了 Where were you?
- 和小乔聊了会儿 - 他还好吗 - Talking to Georgie. - He okay?
笑也笑了 哭也哭了 挺好的 We laughed, we cried. It was nice.
乔安 我是玛丽 Hey, Joan. It's Mary.
我打来确认一下 Just wanted to make sure
你没忘记今天是圣经学习日 that you knew Bible study was today?
天哪 Oh, no.
太糟糕了吧 I'm sorry to hear that.
苏珊 我是玛丽·库珀 Susan. Mary Cooper.
你今天没来圣经学习日 Just making sure everything's okay
你还好吗 since you're not at Bible study.
当然 没问题 Of course. No problem.
我明白 I understand.
是玛丽 Hey. It's Mary.
有时间聊聊吗 Do you have time to talk?
只要是你 永远有时间 For you, always.