《小谢尔顿》前情提要... Previously onYoung Sheldon...
你哥哥要有孩子了 Your brother's gonna have a baby.
他们打算结婚吗 Are they getting married?
这样来说对他们也好 It would be better for them
对孩子也好 and better for the baby.
对你更好 因为这样你教堂的朋友 And better for you so your church friends
不会因此大发雷霆 don't get bent out of shape.
如果有任何需要的话 给我打电话 If you ever need anything, call me.
我女儿也经历过这样的事情 所以... I've already been through this with my daughter, so...
我知道怎么搞砸它 I know how to do it wrong.
谢谢了 Thanks.
我担心如果他们不奉子成婚的话 I'm worried that if he doesn't marry this girl,
教会可能因此来攻击我 the congregation's gonna turn on me.
你好啊 乔安 Hey, Joan.
我想跟你确认一下 I just wanted to make sure that
你知道今天是圣经研习会吧 you knew Bible study was today.
苏珊 想问一下一切都还好吧 Susan, just making sure everything's okay,
今天你没来圣经研习会啊 since you're not at Bible study.
当然 没事 Of course. No problem.
我理解的 I understand.
嗨 我是玛丽 Hey, it's Mary.
你有空聊聊吗 Do you have time to talk?
我对你永远有空 For you, always.
嗨 Hey.Hi.
谢谢你来见我 Thank you for meeting with me.
没什么大问题 我买了咖啡 No problem. I got you coffee.
你看起来不太开心 所以我还买了甜甜圈 You seemed upset, so, donut holes.
如果你不需要的话 我也可以吃掉它们 Which I love if you don't want them.
- 我喝咖啡就好了 - 好吧 - I'm good with coffee. - Okay.
所以发生什么了 So, what's going on?
是这样的... Well...
...我害怕发生的所有事情 ...all the things that I was afraid of
都成真了 are happening.
自从关于小乔的风言风语起来之后 Ever since word got out about Georgie,
所有人都不来我的圣经研习会了 everyone at my Bible study canceled.
首先呢 这很糟糕 我感到十分抱歉 Well, first of all, that sucks and I'm sorry.
但是我也不能说对此震惊 这是宗教里 I also can't say I'm surprised. This is the part
我不太喜欢的部分 of religion I don't like.
我知道小乔犯了错 I know Georgie made a mistake,
但是作为基督徒 我们难道不该宽恕他吗 but I thought, as Christians, we're supposed to forgive.
那我就得问你一个棘手的问题了 Well, I'm gonna ask you a tricky question.
如果这件事 If this were happening
发生在了教会的其他人身上 to someone else in the congregation,
你会有什么反应 how would you respond?
好选择 Good choice.
吃了会有帮助的 That'll help.
发生什么了事 What's going on?
所有人都背着我讨论我哥哥的私事 What's going on is people are talking about my brother
而不是当面讲出来 这就是发生的事 behind my back instead of saying it to my face.
她说的哥哥指小乔而不是我 She's talking about Georgie, not me.
大家经常背后议论我 People talk about me behind my back,
但是讨论的内容一般是我的聪明才智 but it's about how smart I am.
我就当你面说吧 I'll say it to your face.
你哥哥会下地狱的 Your brother's going to hell.
不 他不会 No, he's not.
主要是因为地狱不存在 Primarily because hell isn't real.
我妈妈说他们应该 My mom said they should
把你们全家都踢出教会 kick your whole family out of the church.
我踢你一顿怎么样 How about I kick your ass.
有本事你踢啊 I'd like to see you try.
要是我也帮着她呢 How about I help her?
要是我去叫罗伯神父呢 How about I go get Pastor Rob?
你再敢说一句我家里人的不是试试 Say one more thing about my family and see what happens.
你们都是垃圾白人 Y'all are white trash.
发生什么事了 Whoa, what's going on here?
《小谢尔顿》第五季 第21集
罗伯神父很快就会到了 Pastor Rob should be here any minute.
如果他当时老老实实呆在教室里的话 Maybe if he was in the classroom when he was supposed to be,
这一切都不会发生 none of this would've happened.
你不能因为米西打人就怪罪他吧 You can't blame him for Missy punching someone.
如果他在场让那孩子闭嘴 米西就不会动手了 If he was there to shut that kid up, Missy wouldn't have had to.
主日学校对暴力行为是零容忍的 Sunday school is no place for violence.
男孩的父母十分生气 The boy's parents are very upset.
谁不是呢 Yeah, well so am I.
不好意思我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
嗨 Hi.
我是罗伯 很高兴见到你 I'm Rob. Nice to meet you.
如果不是在这种情况下见面就更好了 Wish it were under better circumstances.
对哦 你们之前还没有见过 Oh, that's right, you haven't met.
没有 但是我曾经看到过你 No. But I've seen you around.
那我们切入正题好吗 So, shall we get to the business at hand?
很显然 我们... Obviously, we're...
对米西的行为感到羞愧 mortified by Missy's behavior.
虽然听起来那个臭小子活该挨揍 Even though it sounds like that punk had it coming.
虽然他说的话很过分 While his words were out of line,
但是这也让我们想到了一个更大的问题 it brings us to the bigger issue,
就是... which is...
大家对小乔议论颇多 people are talking about Georgie.
一群没自己生活的圣教徒 Bunch of holy rollers with no lives.
我们是一个紧密团结的社群 Well, we are a tight-knit community,
这也意味着 有时个体身上发生的事 and sometimes that means what happens to one of us
也会影响到我们全体 affects all of us.
不论这事儿到底该不该他们管 Whether it's their business or not.
就像罗伯牧师让我意识到了 A-As Pastor Rob helped me realize,
如果我也面临同样的情况 if I were in their shoes, I would have
我可能也会做出和他们一样的反应 been judgmental myself.
事情比较棘手并且急需处理 Well, it's a mess, and something needs to be done.
我很高兴听到你说这个 I'm glad to hear you say that, because
因为你可以就此举行一次布道 I was thinking that maybe you could give a sermon
向教徒们告知主 reminding the congregation what Jesus said about,
对于审判和宽恕的看法 um, judgment and forgiveness.
让它成为有教育意义的一课 想法不错 Make it a teaching moment. I like it.
这是一种处理方式 That's a way to go.
但是我在想 But I was thinking,
你最近要处理的事情太多了 you've got a lot going on right now.
不如先休息一段时间 把精力集中在家庭事务上 Maybe take some time off, focus on things at home.
等等 你是要开除她吗 Hold on. Are you firing her?
不不不 就是短暂离开一下 No, no, just a little leave of absence
直到事情平息 till things settle down.
- 这个真的有必要么 - 我觉得有 - Is that really necessary? - I believe it is.
作为教堂的管理层 As leaders of this church,
我们需要有更高的标准 we are held to a higher standard.
你是想让我们退出教会吗 Are you asking us to leave the church?
当然不是 Of course not.
你在这儿大谈特谈你们的紧密社群 Y'all talk a big game about community, and then
然后一出事情你马上翻脸不认人了 you just turn your back when things get a little messy.
让我们平心静气一下 Okay, let's just take a breath.
你自己平吧 我们走 玛丽 You do that. We're leaving. Come on, Mary.
乔治 我们还是再谈一谈吧 George, let's talk this through.
我听够了 I've heard enough.
我回车里等着 I'll be in the truck.
一定还有别的解决方式 There must be another way.
没事的 我... It's all right. I'll, um...
现在去收拾一下我的办公室 ...clean out my office.
电影都是骗人的 打人手好疼 Movies lie. Punching people hurts.
想想被打的那个 Try being the punchee.
你手怎么回事 What happened to you?
没事 Nothing.
她打了主日学校的一个男孩 She punched a boy in the face at Sunday school.
为什么 Why?
他在骂咱们家人 He was saying crap about our family.
是因为我和曼迪的事吗 Is this about me and Mandy?
是的 Yeah.
你不能到处打人 You can't go around hitting people.
我总得做点什么吧 I had to do something.
- 我也是 - 你做了什么 - Me too. - What did you do?
我跑去告诉最近的成年人了 I ran and told the nearest adult.
我不想让你因为我惹上麻烦 I don't want you getting in trouble for me.
但是丹尼说你会下地狱 But Danny says you're going to hell.
我已经在了 I'm there now.
向我保证你不再打人了 Promise me.
好吧 Fine.
我知道你肯定不会去打人的 And I know you ain't hitting nobody.
说得甚对 先生 You are correct, sir.
我们能谈一下么 Can we talk?
当然 进来吧 Of course. Come in.
所以 我告诉我父母关于孩子的事儿了 So, I told my folks about the baby.
然后呢 And?
他们说我只能靠自己 They told me I'm on my own.
他们不想管这事 They want nothing to do with me.
惨惨的 Sorry.
缓缓吧 他们可能会想通的 Give it a minute, they still might come around.
我甚至没来得及告诉他们孩子他爸才十七岁 I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old.
可以再让他们惊喜一次 Something fun for next time.
找个新的教堂就是了 玛丽 Just join a new church, Mary.
我才不要 We're not joining another church.
认真的吗 他们刚刚那么对我们 Seriously? After what we just went through,
你还想回去 you want to go back there?
我不知道 I don't know.
如果我们要换个宗教信仰 我建议犹太教 If we're switching religions, may I recommend Judaism.
为什么 Why?
威廉·夏特纳和伦纳德·尼莫伊都是犹太人 Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish.
两者均为星舰迷航主演
所以呢 So?
还不够吗 Isn't that enough?
当玛丽告诉我她怀孕了 When Mary told me she was pregnant,
我的反应和你爸妈差不多 I reacted pretty much the same way that your folks did.
并不为此骄傲 Not my finest moment.
我猜 他们结婚 Let me guess, they got married
- 然后你突然就释怀了 - 当然不是了 - and suddenly you were okay with it. - Hell no.
我可不想自己女儿嫁给 I didn't want my daughter to marry
那只大肥猪 that fat dumbass.
我不应该这么骂他的 I shouldn't have said that.
- 他是之后才变胖的 - 我想笑的 - He got fat later. - I'd laugh,
但我妈生我弟弟的时候 but my mom gained 70 pounds
胖了32公斤 when she had my little brother.
我跟你说吧 But I'll tell you something.
不管你喜欢与否 Georgie's gonna be there for you,
小乔都会陪着你的 whether you like it or not.
你可能不知道 你的脚会肿 You may not know, but your feet are gonna swell up.
还有你的胸 不管你要按摩哪里 我都可以 And your boobs. I'll rub whatever you need rubbed.
我看出来了 I'm getting that impression.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
- 回你房间去 - 别说她了 玛丽 - Go to your room. - She's fine, Mary.
她需要被惩罚 She needs to be punished.
为啥 因为她为我们家挺身而出吗 For what-- sticking up for us?
她在教堂揍了一个男生 She punched a boy in church.
我回房间了 I'll just go to my room.
嘿 不许动 你在看什么 Hey, don't you move. What are you watching?
- 音乐台- 那你继续看 - MTV. - Watch MTV.
- 乔治 - 我不会因此惩罚她 她做得对 - George. - I'm not punishing her for doing the right thing.
暴力永远都是错的 Violence is never the right thing.
是么 我们又不是在加州 I'm sorry, are we in California?
给我关掉 Turn that off.
所以 你真的觉得我爸妈会想通吗 So, you really think my folks'll come around?
我不认识他们 I don't know 'em,
但宝宝对人有种魔力 but babies have a magical power over people,
特别是对爷爷奶奶辈 especially grandparents.
小乔那时也是吗 Is that how you felt when Georgie was born?
简直一见钟情 Oh, it was love at first sight.
而十七年后他搞大了我肚子 And then 17 years later he got me pregnant.
你就揪着这点不放了 是吧 You're not gonna let that go, are you?
绝对的 Nope.
亲爱的 在车里看书真的好吗 Should you really be reading in the car, baby?
- 不会有事的 - 你确定 - I'll be fine. - You sure?
要是把燕麦片吐出来了 You're not the one who'll have to
又得是我来清洁 clean up the oatmeal back there.
我都说了我可以的 I said I'll be fine.
而且 你要担心的应该是那些蓝莓 And it's the blueberries you should be worried about.
你有情绪了 Well, you're in a mood.
大概是因为家里鸡飞狗跳 Maybe because there was so much bickering going on at home
导致我没法学习 that I couldn't study.
我可真为我们的家丑 Oh, I'm sorry if our family problems
影响了你的学习而"抱歉" are getting in the way of your schoolwork.
我接受你的道歉 I accept your apology.
还真是 蓝莓 Yep, blueberries.
你要去哪呢 Where you going?
我有事去办 I got stuff to do.
比如说 Like what?
就一些事 Just stuff.
那你能不能帮我先去买点吃的 Well, can you stop and get me something to eat?
- 不行 - 为啥 - No. - Why not?
因为我有事去办 'Cause I got stuff to do.
而你又不告诉我 Which you won't tell me.
因为关你屁事 'Cause it's none of your damn business.
非法的么 Is it illegal?
我才不要跟你玩这个 小乔 I'm not gonna play this game with you, Georgie.
就告诉我第一个字母 Just give me the first letter.
再见 Goodbye.
求你了 离开吧 Please, leave.
这些人太迷茫了 These people are so lost.
稍等 Just a minute!
罗伯牧师 Uh, Pastor Rob.
你没事吧 You okay?
刚吞了颗薄荷糖 Um... swallowed a Tic Tac.
这 Well,
我还真是没闻到烟味呢 I can barely smell the smoke at all.
你来这做什么呢 What are you doing here?
我并不喜欢前几天事情的展开方式 I just didn't like the way things went down the other day,
所以我过来看看你了 and I came to check on you.
你太好了 Aren't you kind.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
当然可以 Oh, yeah, of course.
好了 Okay...
婚姻状况 marital status.
单身 Single.
别多管闲事 Mind your own business.
父亲的名字 Name of father.
我不能写小乔 听起来像十一岁小孩 I can't write "Georgie," It sounds like he's 11.
乔治·马歇尔·库珀 George Marshall Cooper.
马歇尔 我竟然不知道 Marshall? I didn't know that.
他充满了惊喜 是不是很棒棒 Isn't it nice he can still surprise you?
付款方式 Payment method.
没看到假支票的选项 Don't see an option for "Bad check."
你没有医疗保险吗 You don't have health insurance?
我连车辆保险都没有 I don't even have car insurance.
那你是怎么开车上路的 How do you drive without car insurance?
慢慢开 Slowly.
别担心钱 我来吧 Don't worry about the money. I got you.
我不能要求你这么做 I can't ask you to do that.
不是你要求 是我提议的 You're not asking, I'm offering.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我就知道 I knew it.
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
你又在这做什么 What are you doing here?
我让她来陪我的 I asked her to be here.
所以 你选她不选我 So, her and not me?
是的 Yeah.
别逼我过去揍你 Don't make me come over there.
你怎么跟踪我的 How did you follow me?
又不难 从外太空都能看见 Wasn't hard. You can see that
你那辆黄色丰田 yellow Toyota from outer space.
那是马自达 It is a Mazda.
这也是我的宝宝 This is my baby, too.
我也想参与其中 I think I should be a part of this.
你已经参与过了 可以滚蛋了 You did your part, now git.
曼迪 求求了 我想帮忙 Mandy, please. I want to help.
他可以待着 He can stay.
谢谢 Thanks.
我能做什么 What can I do?
什么都不做 Nothing.
那我可以 I can do that.
我当时没法集中精神 需要帮助 I was struggling to focus and needed help.
幸好 校园里有人 Luckily, there was someone on campus
乐意倾听我的烦恼 I could always count on to lend a friendly ear.
你可以说 是第二个妈 A second mom, if you will.
又怎样 What now?
你说如果我有问题 You said if I ever had a problem,
我都可以找你来解决 I could come to you and you'd fix it.
我什么时候说过 When did I say that?
1991年九月十三号 September 13th, 1991.
你当时刚吃完一个罂粟籽百吉饼 You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel
牙缝里还塞着点残渣 and had one stuck in your teeth.
我相信你 I'll take your word for it.
就是这里 那不会让你觉得 It was right here. How did it not
很难受吗 要我肯定受不了 make you crazy? It made me crazy.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我家正在分崩离析 My family's falling apart.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh...
你想让我怎么做 what do you want me to do?
力挽狂澜 Fix it.
我不敢相信教堂真的会针对我们 I just can't believe the church turned its back on us.
针对你的是教堂 不是上帝 The church may have, but God didn't.
可我现在感受不到祂人家的存在 I don't feel His presence right now.
那咱们就自己邀请祂 Well, let's invite Him to join us.
那... 行吧 Oh, ok-okay.
天父啊 我们祈求你的指引 Heavenly Father, we ask for Your guidance
请带我们度过难关 in these troubled times. Please,
帮我保佑玛丽·库珀 watch over Mary Cooper
和她的家人 and her family,
让她知道这个未出世的孩子 let her know that though this unborn child is
虽然是非婚生子 但他/她 out of wedlock, he or she is a miracle
依旧是您的杰作 理应被世人欢迎 in Your creation and should be celebrated as such.
阿门 Amen.
- 干嘛呢这是 - 在祷告 - What's going on here? - Uh, uh, praying,
- 就是祷告 - 纯纯的祷告 - we're praying. - Just praying.
你怎么没在学校 Why aren't you in school?
你不准我再打人 我就走了呗 You told me not to punch anyone else, so I left.
好吧 Well...
回房去吧 go to your room.
我先走了 I should probably go.
好的 当然 Uh, of course. Um...
非常感谢你能过来 thank you for stopping by.
没事 谢谢你的茶 Of course. Thank you for the tea and, uh...
回见 Bye.
孕期健康指南
曼迪 你可以进去了 Mandy, the doctor'll see you now.
你要去哪里 Where do you think you're going?
进去看医生 Going to see the doctor.
你不行 Not you.
- 为什么 我是爸爸 - 小乔 - Why not me? I'm the dad. - Georgie,
公共场合 别闹 please don't cause a scene.
好吧 All right.
我在外面等你 I'll wait here for you.
我是孩子的爸爸 I'm the dad.
我现在已经习惯冷嘲热讽了 I know I'm opening myself up for cheap shots, but
不过还是考虑买顶假发 I'm thinking about getting a rug.
现在都叫毛发系统了 Oh, they're called hair systems now.
我哥搞了一个 My brother just got one.
一夜之间从光头变成了瑞克·詹姆斯 He went from bald to Rick James like that.
我只是想提升一下女性缘 I'm just trying to get back out there with the ladies.
不妨头上多点毛发 Wouldn't hurt having something up here,
- 吵架时好让她们抓着 - 不错 - you know, for them to hold on to. - Good for you.
不过真爱的话应该不会在乎的 Although the right gal wouldn't care.
说得轻松 你头上又不用抹防晒霜 Says the man who doesn't have to put sunblock on his head.
你今天有乔治的消息吗 Hey, you heard from George today?
乔治 库珀吗 没有 George. Cooper? No.
- 你呢 - 没有 - You? - No.
如果他也来就好了 Hoping that he would join us.
他家里现在不少事儿呢 Well, he's going through a tough time at home,
就别为难他了 you got to cut him a little slack.
你俩演完了吗 Are you done?
不知道 你觉得呢 I don't know. What do you think?
- 我还能继续 - 我也是 - I can keep going. - Me too.
你有没有想过谢尔顿那孩子为什么会是天才 You ever wonder how that Sheldon kid wound up being so smart?
你是说还有天才披萨送餐员 Oh, you mean like was there a genius pizza delivery guy
或是邮差的功劳 or mailman in the mix?
- 对了 - 够了 有完没完 - Exactly. - All right, that's enough.
严正声明 我爷爷是个非常聪明的人 And for the record, my grandfather was a brilliant man.
曾参与发明锥形交通路标 Co-invented the traffic cone.
以前都是木制的 他给改成了橡胶的 Used to be wood, he made it rubber.
没错 That's right.
- 你去哪儿 - 回家 - Where you going? - Home.
太有意思了 改天再玩一次吧 This was fun, let's do it again sometime.
玩你妹 Kiss my ass.
他有没有高兴点儿 Think we cheered him up?
当然了 Oh, yeah.
我想要男孩儿 不过只要健康就好 I'm hoping for a boy, but as long as it's healthy,
这才是最重要的 that's all that matters.
你们家是男宝还是女宝啊 What are y'all having?
今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
特别好 你呢 Swell. You?
就那样吧 Oh, you know,
不用工作还真是有点无聊 a little boring not having work to go to.
我倒想和你换呢 Yeah, well, I'll trade you.
对了 罗伯牧师今天来过了 Oh, Pastor Rob dropped by.
他怎么来了 Why?
来看看咱家现在好不好呗 Just seeing how we were doing.
是来看看你好不好吧 You mean to see how you were doing.
- 你什么意思 - 玛丽 你真不明白吗 - What's that supposed to mean? - Come on, Mary, you...
你骗得了谁呀 you're not fooling anybody.
我们只是在祈祷 We were just praying.
现在的叫法都这么高雅吗 Is that what we're calling it?
是的 因为祈祷就是祈祷 Yes, because that's what it was.
行吧 All right.
我不想吵了 I've had enough of this.
你去哪儿 我做晚饭呢 Where are you going? I'm making dinner.
留着给罗伯牧师吃吧 Yeah, well, maybe Pastor Rob'll eat it.
乔治 George!
喂 Hello?
库珀太太 我是琳达·海格梅尔 Mrs. Cooper, it's Linda Hagemeyer.
出什么事了 Is everything okay?
我只是想找您了解一下 Well, I was hoping that you could tell me.
谢尔顿今天来办公室找我 Uh, Sheldon was in my office earlier
他好像因为家里的事情很烦恼 and was pretty upset about the situation at home.
他说什么了 What did he tell you?
没说什么 就是... Nothing much, really, just
他父母整天吵架 that his parents are fighting all the time,
他哥哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子 his older brother got a girl pregnant
他妹妹在主日学校 and his sister punched a little boy
把一个男孩揍了一顿 in Sunday school.
好吧... Oh. Well...
这段时间家里确实有很多事 ...it's been a busy couple of days.
人生嘛 一件事接一件事 Just, you know, life... one thing after another.
这话可太对了 Oh, ain't that the truth.
总之 您也知道学校为了培养谢尔顿 Anyway, I'm sure that you know this university has invested quite a bit
投入了很多资金 in Sheldon's progress, and, uh, well,
我也不是想挑毛病 not to be critical, but...
但他也确实没和你抱怨我这个校长吧 he didn't come to you complaining about me.
你想说什么 What are you saying?
你是说我这个母亲当得不称职吗 Are you saying that I'm not doing a good job as his mother?
我已经尽全力维护这个家了 Because I am doing the best that I can to hold this family together,
我受够了所有人都来指责我 and I am tired of everyone blaming me.
我现在只想坐上车 疾驰而去 I have half a mind to get in my car and drive until
直到开往世界尽头 然后改名换姓 I run out of road and then start my life over again
重新开始我的人生 with a different name.
好吧 Okay. Sure.
所以 So, uh...
听起来你把局面控制得挺好的 sounds like you've got a handle on this.
很高兴和你交谈 祝你晚上愉快 So good to talk to you. Um, have a lovely evening.
彼此彼此 You too!
没事的 It's okay.
老爸呢 Where's Dad?
他... Well...
他要加班 He had to work late.
小乔 你今天过得怎么样 Georgie, how was your day?
挺好的 Pretty good, actually.
我和曼迪去看了产科医生 Me and Mandy went to the baby doctor.
她居然同意你加入了 She actually wanted you there?
一开始没有 但架不住我死皮赖脸 Not at first, but I wore her down.
祷告吧 Let's say grace.
等等 安全第一 Hang on, safety first.
你什么时候才能不搞这些 When are you gonna get over that?
最近的事还没有引起你对防护的重视吗 I would think recent events would make you value protection.
够了 Enough.
上帝 请保佑我们即将享用的食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive
保佑准备食物的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
保佑妈妈 And bless Mom.
谢谢 阿门 Thank you. Amen.
- 阿门 - 阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
准备食物的人就是妈妈 She's the hands that prepared it.
你这祝福可真是废话文学 Your blessing is redundant.
吃饭吧 Let's eat.