Right let's sort the buyers from the spyers the needy from the greedy 让我们区分买家和光看不买的人 有需要和贪婪的人
and those who trust me from the ones who don't. 信任我及不相信我的人
Because if you can't see value here today 今天如果你看不出这些东西的价值
you're not up here shopping you're up here shoplifting. 你就不是来买东西的 而是来偷东西的
You see these goods? You've never seen daylight moonlight 你看见那些货物了吗? 一些罕见的
Israelites Fanny by the gaslight. 以色列人用的 精致的煤油灯
Take a bag come on take a bag. I took a bag home last night 拿个塑胶袋吧 我昨天晚上泡了个马子
it cost me a lot more than ten pound I can tell you. 结果花的钱比十镑多多了
Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there. 有没有人喜欢珠宝首饰的? 看看那个
Hand-made in ltaly hand-stolen in Stepney. 意大利手工精制 保证是从史帝尼区偷来的
It's as long as my arm I wish it was as long as something else. 和我的手一样长 希望我的老二也一样长
Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed up they're empty. 不要以为这些密封的盒子是空的
The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker. 只有挖坟的人才会卖空箱子
And by the look of some of you lot here today I make more money with my measuring tape. 我看今天来的各位也不是有钱人
Here one price ten pound. 这样吧 不二价 十镑
- Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf? - 你说十镑? - 你聋了吗?
That's a bargain. I'll take one. 真便宜 我买一个
Squeeze in if you can. Left leg right leg your body will follow. They call it walking. 靠过来 左脚向前移 你的身体就会自然移动 这就叫走路
Do you want one as well darling? You do that it they're waking up. 你也要买吗 亲爱的? 好极了 有买气了
Treat the wife or treat somebody else's wife. 送给你的老婆或是送给别人的老婆
It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. 只要不被逮到 野花可比家花香多了
Hold on you want one as well? OK darlin' show me a bit of life then. 你也要买吗? 好 亲爱的 打起精神来
It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck. 呆站在那儿没有用的
My own you better buy'em these are not stolen 大家快来买 这些不是偷来的
they just haven been paid for and we can get them again they changed the bloody locks 只是没有付钱罢了 只此一次绝无仅有 因为那里换锁了
- Here one for you. No good coming back later when I've sold out. - Nice bit of stuff. -卖完再来就来不及了 -非常好的货
"Too late too late " "太迟了 太迟了"
Will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. 等我一走 后悔就来不及了
If you've got no money on you now 如果你现在身上没有钱
you'll crying tears as big as October cabbages. 那算你倒霉
Bacon cozzers! 贝肯 有条子!
So I said I'm on the roam So I need a car
And I know that I'm getting alive
And I say I got faith in a season
Ed can hustle a few quid here and there. 艾德虽然有时骗点小钱花花
But his real talent lies in cards and gambling with cards. 但他最擅长的还是打牌和赌钱
Bacon could see that his days 贝肯知道自己在街上
of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered. 卖赃货的时间不长了
It's time to move on and he knows it. 他知道自己得做出些改变
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What you talking about? I'm bloody skinny pal. 你在说什么? 我很瘦耶
Yeah yeah Course you are. All right ? 当然 对不对?
Nick the Greek always a pleasure. 幸会 希腊人尼克
Tom what have you been eatin? 你最近都吃了些什么?
I've been tellin' him. 我一直告诉他
Enough already ! 够了!
You two join me in my office. 两位到我办公室来吧
So how much is it then Tom? 多少钱 汤姆?
You know how much is Nick. 你知道多少钱 尼克
- And that includes the amp yeah? - No. - 包括扩音器吗?- 不
That does not include the amp. 不包括扩音器
Shit Tom. I thought it included the amp. 我以为是连扩音器
Well it doesn't. I'll throw in one of these telephones if you like 你弄错了 你要的话 我可以送你一个电话
but it does not include the amp. 但是这价钱不包括扩音器
Very nice. 很好
I hope it includes the speakers. 我希望有包括喇叭
It doesn't include the speakers it doesn't include the amp. 不包括喇叭 也不包括扩音器
And it's not supposed to include me getting the hump with your stupid questions. 我不想再听你这些愚蠢的问题
Now you want it Nick you buy it. 尼克 你要的话 就付钱
What else do I get with it? 你还送什么?
You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce as long as you pay for it. 送你一辆镀金的劳斯莱斯 只要你付钱
Don't know Tom. Seems expensive. 我不确定 汤姆 好像有点贵
Seems well this seems to be a waste of my time. 好像? 这好像似乎是在浪费我的时间
That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in 别的店都要卖九百 而且还不一定有
and you're complaining about 200? 我只卖两百 你还啰唆
What school of finance did you study? 你是在哪儿念的经济学?
It's a deal it's a steal. 这桩买卖很划算
It's the sale of the fucking century. 现在是购物的世纪 快买吧
In fact fucking Nick I think I'll keep it. 让我仔细想想 尼克 我不卖了
All right all right keep your alans on. 好的 好的 别激动嘛
Here's a ton. 这是一百
Jesus Christ! 我的妈啊!
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that 你有那么多钱
and you're haggling over 100 pound. 区区一百镑还要讲价
What d'you do? when you're not buying stereos Nick 尼克 你不买音响时 都在干嘛?
finance revolutions? 融资革命吗?
100 is still 100. 一百镑就是一百镑
Not when the price is 200 it's not. 价钱是两百镑的时候就不同
And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket. 特别是当你的荷包可以替利比亚付国债的时候
Tighter than a duck's butt you are! 真是小器死了!
Now come on let me feel the fibre of your fabric. 现在快把钱给我 让我感受感受
The skinny one is Tom. 小瘦子是汤姆
And he's the entrepreneur of the bunch. 他最有生意头脑
He's got a couple of dirty little fingers 他绞尽脑汁
in a couple of dirty little pies. 赚些蝇头小利
Nick here however has made it his business 然而尼克靠他的
to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes 20个小手指和脚趾
in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London. 在伦敦偷东西来谋生
Between the two of them there ain't much you can't get hold of. 若是他们两个联手 简直天下无敌
That's my 25 grand. 这就是我的两万五千块
It's all there it took me a long time to earn that so you treat it with respect. 我费了好大的劲才赚到 你可得小心点
What about the chef? 大厨怎么样了?
What've you come as? 你怎么样?
Cupid stupid. 你这个贪心的白痴
That's the last time I'm getting anymore fruit off of you Tom. 我再也不向你买水果了 汤姆
You call that fresh ? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than it was fruit. 这叫新鲜吗? 你卖给我的水果里面 虫子比果肉还多
You should open a butchers not a grocers. 你应该去开肉店 而不是卖水果
Well if you will order stuff from Kathmandu 如果你要从加德满都订东西
don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists on route. 就不要抱怨半路上车的观光客
Anyway enough about that. Where's the money? 别提那些了 钱呢?
Oh! Keep your fingers out of my soup! 哦!别碰我的汤!
Soap is called Soap 肥皂叫做肥皂
Because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. 是因为不愿意涉入非法勾当 而赢得这个称号
He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal. 他以自己的工作为荣 更以手法为傲
He represents the more sensible side of the four. 他是这四个人中比较有理智的
Are you sure you can afford 25? 你付得起两万五千镑吗?
It depends on how you look at it. 这就要看你怎么想了
I can afford it as long as I see it again if that's what you mean. 如果有的赚 我当然付得起
Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon? 你从胖子和贝肯那儿拿到钱了吗?
Fat man Bacon and myself. 胖子 贝肯和我的钱都出了
Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry. 现在该打电话给哈利了
Who's this fat man then ey ? 胖子到底是谁?
Ey ? 嗯?
D'you want a sandwich Bacon? 要不要三明治 贝肯?
It's not easy to take a seat at this card table. 想要加入这场牌局可不简单
The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards 赌注不可低于十万
and there's no shortage of punters. 而且想加入的人大排长龙
The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man 决定你能不能入局的人是这个人:
Harry or as some including himself like to call him 哈利 所有的人 包括他自己 都叫他为:
Hatchet Harry. 印第安斧哈利
You got it all? 钱够了么?
100 grand. 十万
Well If you got it you got it. Now if you don't mind. 钱够了就没问题 我先挂了
- What's this Eddie like then? - He's a fucking thief! - 这个艾德到底是何方神圣? -他是个他妈的小毛贼!
Harry has a colleague a monster of a man 哈利有个令人闻风丧胆的同伙:
Barry the Baptist. 洗礼者巴利
The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet. 他专门负责帮哈利淹死人
- Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - Yeah I'll pay ! - 你到底要不要还钱? - 我会还!
- Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - I'll pay yeah! Yes I'll pay ! - 你要怎么还?- 我会还 对 我会还!
Barry makes sure 巴利的主要任务
the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously. 就是要让哈利能够顺利做生意
The boy's got a rare ability. 那小子天赋异禀
He seems to make cards transparent. He's got 他似乎能一眼看穿牌
All right all right so we can say he's good. 所以说他还不错啰
Oh no he's better than good. He's a fucking liability. 不是不错 他简直是他妈的赌神
Yeah hold on what do you think of these? 你觉得这个怎么样?
- We're selling hundreds. - Very nice Harry. - 卖的很畅销 -很好 哈利
What's it for? 这是用来干嘛的?
Oh don't play innocent with me Bazza. Spanking! 别装傻 这是用来打屁股的!
There's 25 from me Tom Soap and yourself. 我 汤姆 肥皂和你 各出两万五
It's a 100 grand to the pound. So why the fuck are you counting it? 刚好十万 你为什么还要数?
Because I like to. 因为我数着爽
So a reasonable return should be in the reason of 120 grand. 合理的回收应该在12万左右
As for 25 grand invested going on previous experience. 根据以往的经验 每人投资两万五
Going on optimism. 根据乐观的看法
Whatever it's going on - it should be enough to send you on a cooking course. 不管怎样 这钱够你回去念烹饪学校
You're not funny Tom. You're fat. 一点都不好笑 汤姆 你很肥
and look as though you should be but you're not. 你应该肥的 但却不肥
Fat! Who you calling. Jesus! 肥!你说谁 天啊!
It's good in here innit? Handy for the tube 这里还不错 坐地铁很方便
- great electrics - I can see why you moved in. -电力供应正常 -难怪你要搬进来
Don't knock it it's "CHEEP" like the budgie. 别抱怨了 这里很便宜
And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to. 而且没有人愿意跟隔壁的人做邻居
- Anti-social to say the least. - What d'you mean? - 实在是不友善到极点 - 你是什么意思?
He means they're thieving bastards. 他是说住这里的人都是小偷
I mean when they're not picking peanuts out of poop 我是说当他们 不做那些下流事的时候
they rip off unfortunate souls of their own earned drugs. 就会去抢那些倒霉鬼的毒品
Ssh. Not exactly thick these walls. 这墙隔音效果不好
Nice work John. Get yourself a drink. 干的好 去喝一杯吧
Is that it? 就这么多?
How many times must I tell you Plank? 你要我说多少遍 普兰克
You'll find a job worth doing you'll find your share improving. 只要你帮我们找件好差事 你的进帐就会多些
Have you got a problem with that? 你有意见吗?
Police and thieves in the street
Fighting the nation with their
You know Charles this gear is getting heavier. 查尔斯 我们越干越大了
I've a strong suspicion we should've been rocket scientists or 我在想 我们应该去当火箭科学家 或是
Nobel Peace Prize winners something . 当诺贝尔和平奖得主 什么的
Peace Prize? 和平奖?
Be lucky to find your penis for a piss if you keep smoking. 你哈这么多草 搞不好上厕所时 连老二都找不到了
Who the hell's that? 那是谁?
All right Willie? 你好吗 威利?
Does it look like I am all right ? Take this. 我看起来好吗? 拿着这个
I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second. 我快冒汗了
Charles why've we got that cage? 查尔斯 我们为什么要装铁门?
Security. 为了安全
That's right. That's right. Security. 没错 为了安全
So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it? 如果不用它干嘛要装?
Well I would've used it Winston but this is Willie. 我会用的 温士顿 但这是威利
- And Willie lives here. - Yes Charles. - 威利住在这里 - 没错 查尔斯
But you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you? 但是你开了门之后 才知道是威利 对吧?
Chill Winston. It's me. 别紧张 温士顿 是我
Charlie knows it's me what's the problem? 查尔斯知道是我 问题在哪里?
The problem is Willie that Charles and yourself 告诉你 问题在于 查尔斯和你
are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. 就算在清醒时 反应也不快
So do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! 你们最好乖乖的听我的话 把铁门锁上
- What is that? - That's Gloria. - 那是什么? - 这是葛萝莉亚
Yes I know that's Gloria. What's that? 我知道那是葛萝莉亚 我说的是那个?
Err fertiliser. 肥料
You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter. 你六个小时前出门去买数钞机
And you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria 回来的时候带了昏沉沉的 葛萝莉亚
and a bag of fertiliser ? 和一包肥料?
Alarm bells are ringing Willie. 我觉得你不太妙
We need fertiliser Winston. 我们需要肥料 温士顿
We also need a money counter. 我们也需要数钞机
This money's gotta be out by Thursday. 我们星期四就要交钱
I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. 我可不想自己去数
Oh and if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser 如果你非去买肥料不可
could you just be a little more subtle? 能不能小心一点?
What do you mean? 你这话什么意思?
We grow copious amounts of ganja yeah? 我们种的是大麻对吧?
Yeah. 好呀
And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser. 你不能带个嗑药的女人 和一包肥料在路上乱逛
You don't look your average horti-fucking-culturalist. 因为你看起来实在不像农夫
That's what I mean Willie. 那就是我的意思 威利
"The Boss" by James Brown
Paid the cost to be the boss
I paid the cost to be the boss ##
- How long's he been in there son ? - About 20 minutes. - 他在里面多久了 儿子? - 差不多20分钟
- Is he on his own? - Yeah just carrying a bag. - 他一个人? - 没错 还提了个袋子
Let's pay him a little visit then shall we? 让我们去拜访他一下
Big Chris settles debts for Harry. 大克利斯帮哈利解决债务问题
The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debts 除此之外他唯一关心的
is his son and heir Little Chris. 就是他的儿子 小克利斯
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
This is one of them high-powered jobs innit? 这是在晒人工太阳是吧?
Aaagh! 啊!
I've got some bad news for you John. 坏消息 约翰
What the fuck! 搞什么?
Mind your language in front of the boy. 在我儿子面前 嘴巴放干净点
Jesus Christ! 耶稣基督!
That includes blasphemy as well. Now tell me John 也不准亵渎神明 告诉我 约翰
how can you be concentratin' on improving this lovely tan 怎么能专心在这里晒太阳
and it is a lovely tan by the way 虽然晒得很好看
when you've got more pressing priorities at hand? 当你有更重要的事要处理时?
Tell Harry l mean Mr Harry 告诉哈利 我是说 告诉哈利先生说
I've been busy I'm nearly there. 我很忙 我就快弄到钱了
Check his locker son. 儿子 去检查他的衣柜
I don't suppose there's any chance of you lifting this sunbeam up Chris isn't it ? 克利斯 你能不能把人工太阳照打开?
He's not poor! He's got over a monkey and that's just in his wallet! 他有钱的很 光是皮夹里就有一百多镑
Fuckin' hell John you always walk round with that in your pocket? 去你妈的 约翰 你身上都一直带着这么多钱吗?
Oi! Use language like that again sun you'll wish you hadn't! 噢! 你再说粗话 我就给你好看
Sorry Dad. 对不起 老爸
Right. Put the rest of the stuff in that. 把其它的东西也放进去
You can go home in a plastic bag tonight John. 你今天就穿塑胶袋回去吧
You owe what you owe. 你欠钱不还
And by the time this tan's faded you wanna have paid. 在你身上的古铜色变淡前 把钱都还清了
- You never would've paid. - Who would pay for shit? - 你永远不会知道的-谁他妈的会还?
Exactly. I mean we just had to. 对呀 就是这样
What the hell are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛?
What's up? 怎么回事?
Let me guess my foot in your arse. 让我猜猜 你要我一脚把你踢出去?
Game o'cards. Hatchet Harry? 打牌 印第安斧哈利?
You're supposed to be getting your rest in boy. 你应该好好休息的 小子
You playing cards tonight son? 你今晚要玩牌?
With Harry? 和哈利玩?
Don't be silly Dad. I wouldn't have anything to do with that. 别傻了 爸 我怎么会做这种事
Where did he get a hundred grand? 他哪来十万镑?
He's got adhesive mates. I mean they're Iike brothers. 他有几个好伙伴 我的意思是他有几个好兄弟
They've tossed up between 'em. 他们会帮他筹钱的
And JD is his dad and owns the whole property? 杰狄是他老爸 那房子是他的?
No mortgage no debts. 没有贷款 没有负债
Lock stock the fucking lot. 整栋该死的房子都是他的
Don't you worry Harry. I've got it under control. 别担心 哈利 一切都在我的掌握之中
Good. You can get this under contol now. 好 现在你去处理这件事
It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money. 看来艾普顿爵士没钱了
and these little beauties are up for auction. 准备拍卖这些东西
But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em. 我可不愿意为了买它们 花25万
If you know what I mean Barry. 你知道我的意思吧 贝利?
Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet. 枪柜子里的东西一样都不要漏 全拿来
I don't want to know who you use 我不管你找谁下手
as long as they're not complete muppets. 只要别找呆子就好了
And don't tell 'em what they're worth Barry. 也别告诉他们这些枪值多少钱
"Spooky" # by Dusty Springfield
In the cool of the evening
When everything is getting kinda groovy
Right where was we? 我们讲到哪儿了?
Shotguns. What like guns that fire shots? 猎枪?就是用来打猎的枪?
Oh you must be the brains then. 你显然比较聪明
That's right guns that fire shots. 没错 就是用来打猎的枪
Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. 记得把枪柜子里的枪全拿来
There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want. 柜子里全是旧枪 那些就是我要的
Everything else outside the cabinet you can keep it's yours. 除了柜子里的东西 其它的全是你的
Oh thank you very much. 噢 谢谢你
There'd better be something there for us. 我们当然希望能捞点好处
It's a fucking stately home 那是做大房子
of course there'll be something there. 当然有油水可捞
- Like what? - Like fucking antiques. - 比如说什么? - 比如说他妈的古董
Antiques! What the fuck do we know about antiques? 古董? 我们哪懂古董啊?
- We rob post offices. - We steal cars. - 我们专抢邮局 - 还有偷车
What the fuck do we know about antiques mate? 我们哪里懂古董啊?
If it looks old it's worth money.Simple. 简单的很 看起来越旧的就越值钱
So stop fucking moaning and rob the place. 别再啰啰嗦嗦的 快点下手
So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for? 我们的老板是谁?
You're doing it for me. It's all you need to know. 你们只要知道老板是我就行了
You know because you need to know. 你们只需要知道这么多
I see. One of those on a "need to know basis" things is it ? 我懂了 这是件神秘兮兮的差事对吧
Like one of those James Bond films. 就像007情报员那样
Careful remember who's giving you this job. 小心点 别忘了 是谁给你们这件差事
Right I'm off. Call me when you're done. 我要走了 得手后打电话给我
Ta-ra. 再见
Fucking northern monkeys. 真是他妈的北方猢狲
I hate these fucking southern fairies. 我讨厌这些自以为是的南方娘娘腔
Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up. 艾德从小就开始打牌
And he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. 他很快就发现自己天赋异禀
It's not that he's good with cards ' 不是说他很会玩牌
or even good at counting them. 或是会算牌
It's that he's good with reading people's reactions' 他很会察言观色 任何人最轻微的反应
no matter how subtle. 都逃不过他的眼晴
And everybody has reactions. 而每人都会有反应
Especially when it comes to money. 尤其是牵涉到钱的时候
Love is kind of crazy
With a spooky little boy like you
- Invitations. - Invitations? - 邀请卡 - 邀请卡?
Yeah invitations you know four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on. 就是那种印着你名字的小纸片
We got 100 000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on. 我们有十万张 上面印着女王头的小纸片
Will that do? 那行不行?
Just you. The others they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's. 只有你可以进去 其他人到隔壁的撒摩亚去
Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Hold on 撒摩亚?你说那间俱乐部?等等
Hold on to your fuckin' tongue and I'll hold on to my patience OK sonny ? 少讲一句我就不发飙 懂吗?
No one in here tonight but card players and I do mean: no one. 今天除了打牌的人之外 没有其他人可以进去 懂吗?
Evening Fraser. Don Phil. 晚安 费雪 唐 菲尔
It's a bit dramatic innit? 有点太戏剧化了吧?
Is it supposed to be symbolic? 这象征着什么吗?
Apparently it's for security. 很明显的是为了保险起见
Yeah? I'd have brought my gloves if I'd have known. 真的?我要早知道 就把拳击手套带来了
You must be Eddy JD's son. 你一定是杰狄的儿子艾德吧?
You must be Harry. Sorry didn't know your father. 那你一定是哈利 抱歉 我不认识你老爸
Never mind son you just might meet him if you carry on like that. 别担心 你继续胡扯的话 很快就可以见到他了
Evening Tanya. Been a while. 谭亚 好久不见
All right Ed. 你好吗 艾德?
Right we call each other Kenny OK, Gary? 盖利 我们叫对方肯尼
All right Kenny. 知道了 肯尼
You gonna put your stocking on or what? 你不戴丝袜吗?
I spent 120 quid on my hair. 我才刚花了120镑烫头发
If you think I'm pulling a stocking over you're very much mistaken. 我才不要把丝袜罩在头上
You're gonna have to put something on. 你不能什么都不戴吧
This is three card brag gentlemen. 我们玩的是三张 各位
That means three 3s are the highest then three aces 三张3最大 接下来是三张A
then running down accordingly. 然后依次算下去
Then it's a running flush a run a flush and then a pair. 再下来是同花顺 同花 顺和一对
An open man can't see a blind man. 开牌的人不能看盖牌的人的牌
And it will cost twice the ante to see your opponent. 如果想要看对家的牌 就要拿出双倍的赌注
Now don't fuck around fellas. 别想要出千
You know the rules. And you know I won't stand for it. 你们知道游戏的规则 也知道我不容许作弊
What are you doing? Put that back. 你在干嘛? 放回去
We're here to rob the guns. 我们是来偷枪的
Put it back - it's crap anyway. 放回去 这反正是垃圾
Come on. 快点
What sort of pub is this here ? 这是什么样的酒吧?
It's a Samoan pub. 是撒摩亚酒吧
What's that? 那是什么?
It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail. 是鸡尾酒 你们不是点了鸡尾酒吗?
No I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. 不 我要你给我一杯饮料
I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest. 我没想到 你会端出一座热带雨林来
You could fall in love with an orangutang in that. 在里面搞不好还会爱上一只红毛猩猩
You want a pint go to the pub. 想喝啤酒到酒吧去
I thought this was a pub. 这不就是酒吧吗?
It's a Samoan pub. 这是撒摩亚酒吧
Then whatever it is can you get your man to turn the TV down? 能不能叫他把电视关小声一点?
You can ask him if you like. If I was you I'd leave him well alone. 你可以问他 不过我劝你还是别惹他
Yeah. Get rid of that. Bring us a Diet Coke. 把这拿走 给我一杯健怡可乐
Scuse me can you turn that TV down? 请问你能把电视关小声一点吗?
No. 不
Oooh! 噢噢!
Whoa whoa Kenny. 哇 哇 肯尼
What are you doing? 你在做什么?
I am trying to find out where they keep their money! 我在逼问他们把钱藏在哪儿!
You twat. Can't you see these people have got no money. 你这个呆子 你看不出他们没钱吗?
They can't even afford new furniture. 他们连新傢俱都买不起
We've got the guns. What's the matter with you ? 我们枪都到手了 你是怎么回事?
Every time we do a job you have to go burn people's feet. 我们每次下手 你都要烧别人的脚底
What's wrong with you? 你到底有什么毛病?
You wanna be more careful old fella. 小心点 老傢伙
You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that. 你差点轰掉我兄弟的头
You all right Kenny? 你没事吧 肯尼?
Kenny? 肯尼?
Ten grand blind. 一万块盖牌
Twenty grand open. 两万块开牌
Deep end eh? 赌注真高
Fold. 我不跟了
Gotcha! 看到你的牌了!
Twenty grand open. 两万块开牌
I fold. 我不跟了
Don't go spending that all at once boy. 钱别一下花光了
Bloody 'ell! 该死
What? 干嘛?
I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry. 你不是说没有佣人吗 贝利?
Did you get those guns? 枪到手了吗?
You wanna see what they did to poor Gary! 你该看看他是怎么对付 可怜的盖瑞的
Gary Gary. 盖瑞 盖瑞
I said did you get those guns? 你们枪到手了没?
Yes we got them! 到手了
Good. I'll speak to you later. 很好 我会再跟你们联络
Gary if you can hear me 盖瑞 你听得到我说的话吗?
Get back in the car now mate it's OK. 回车上去吧 没事
Barry Barry! 贝利 贝利!
Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard! 该死的南方浑帐!
Gary ! 盖瑞!
"Liar Liar" # by The Castaways
Liar liar pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
Ask me baby why I'm sad
Been out all night Know you've been bad
Don't tell me different I know it's a lie
Come to me honey See how I cry
Why must you hurt me? Do what you do?
Listen here girl Can't you see I love you?
Make a little effort Try to be true
I will be happy Not so blue
Liar liar pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
You keep on telling me those lies
Still going out with other guys
Give me my money! 还我钱
Give me back my money! You fucking slags! 把钱还给我! 你这该死的家伙!
Give me my money ! 把钱还给我
Give me back my money! 把钱还给我!
Give it back! 还钱来!
Wankers! Wankers! 浑球! 浑球!
Come on you. Not now please. 别这样 拜托别坏掉
Not now! Oh you fucking bastard! 不是现在! 你这该死的混蛋!
Fuck you bastard. 他妈的混蛋
Oh my good God! 我的天啊!
We'll take you to the cleaners! 这下我们要把你的钱全赢过来!
Twenty grand open. 两万开牌
Thirty thousand. 三万
Back to you already Eddie. 轮到你叫了 艾德
Fifty grand. 五万
Eighty grand. 八万
One hundred grand. 十万
Whoa whoa whoa. Look fellas I know 听着 各位 我知道
I know you're not in 我知道你不跟
which means no one cares what you know. 所以你少废话
Two hundred and fifty. 25万
That's quite a raise. 赌注加的真高
That's one hundred and fifty on my one hundred. 这表示我还要再加15万
Yeah and is there anything else you want to say? 没错 你还有什么要说的吗?
As you know this puts us in an awkward position. 这让我进退两难
I don't have enough to continue. 我的钱不够了
We will have to see both your cards if no one loans Eddie the money to continue. 如果没有人借艾德钱的话 我们就要双方开牌
It's a loan or we see both your cards. 没有人借钱我们就要开牌
I will. 我会
You will what? 你会什么?
I will loan you the money. 我会借你钱
No I think I'd rather just turn 'em over. 不 我宁愿开牌
I'm not interested in what you would rather. 我不管你宁愿什么
I wanna keep going. 我会继续加注
I'm also offering you the money. 我也会借你钱
So we don't have to turn 'em over because you can borrow. 你能借到钱 所以我们不需要开牌
I need two hundred and fifty grand. 我需要25万
No you need five hundred grand to see me. 不 你需要50万才能跟我
That's if I wanna see you. 那是我要跟的话
Well you're gonna have a problem carrying on ain't ya? 显然你打不下去了对吧?
I'll see you. 我跟
OK before I loan you this I expect 在我借你钱之前 我是说
if you lose of course 如果你输的话
my money back within a week. 一星期内要还钱 懂吗?
Crystal? That's Sunday OK? 礼拜天还钱 知道吗?
Is that it? 就这样?
Now let's see his fucking cards. 我们看看他的牌吧
"l Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges
So messed up I want you here
ln my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favourite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Well come on!
Hello boy. Feeling a bit poorly? 小子 不舒服吗?
I know your friends 我知道你的朋友
are responsible for most of the cash. 借给你了大部分的钱
So I'm gonna give you one week to find it. 我给你们一个礼拜的时间筹钱
Otherwise I will take a finger of each of you and your friends' hands 我就砍下你和你朋友的一只手指头
for every day that passes without payment. 对于一个礼拜后每过一天还没有还钱
And then when you've run out of digits 等到你们手指头被砍光后
your dad's bar and who knows what then. 你老爸的酒吧就不知道会怎样
All right my son? 明白吗 小鬼?
"Why Did You Do lt?" by Stretch
I've been thinking about what you have done to me
The damage is much deeper than you'll ever see
Hit me like a hammer to my head ##
This doesn't look good. 情况不妙
He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in. 他向朋友们解释目前的惨状
Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week. 一个礼拜后 哈利就要砍他们的手指
Because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own. 因为他知道艾德是不可能自己解决这么庞大的债务
Harry saw it as their money on the table, 哈利认为既然出钱大家都有份
so it was also their debt off the table. 欠钱当然大家都有一份
Ed would hate to admit it but he could've kissed the old bastard for that. 艾德虽然不愿承认 但他很感激哈利这么想
If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own, 因为他根本不想独力解决这笔债务
it would have been a lie. 那样就撒谎了
I wish to Christ he would've let me settle the debt on my own. 我希望他能让我独力负担这笔债务
- I'm gonna kill him! - Stop fucking about Tom. - 我要杀了他 - 别闹了 汤姆
Now think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down. 好好想想我们要怎么办 坐下
What's all the fuss about Harry? 哈利到底是怎么回事?
Why don't we just boycott the payment? 我们为什么不干脆赖帐?
Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. 让我跟你谈谈 印第安斧哈利的事
Once was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. 以前有个叫史密斯•罗宾森的人 为哈利工作
But it was rumoured that he was on the take. 但谣传他手脚不干净
Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. 哈利要史密斯向他解释
Smithy didn't do a very good job. 但史密斯支吾其词
Within a minute 过了几分钟
Harry's lost his rag. 哈利很快就按捺不住
Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, 他随手抓起手边的一只
which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. 15英寸长的假阳具
He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. 居然把史密斯活活打死
Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. 这种死法还算死的好
Hence Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe. 所以欠哈利钱就得还钱
Don't worry. I'll think of something. 别担心 我会想办法的
I've been thinking about what you have done to me
lmages much deeper than you'll ever see
Hit me like a hammer to my head
I wonder were you pushed or were you led?
Why did you do it?
Why did you do that thing to me?
Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. 打高尔夫球 让散步的乐趣消失殆尽
Winston Churchill said that. 这是邱吉尔的名句
I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. 这是个狗咬狗的世界
And I got bigger teeth than you two. 但我比你们两个狠多了
I think our friend is trying to tell us something. 你的朋友好像有话要告诉我们
Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure? 也许没有 我再打一杆确定一下好了
Give me a five iron John. 把五号铁杆给我 约翰
Certainly Dog. 没问题 阿狗
Now keep still. 不要动
Yes Gordon is there something you'd like to tell us? 戈登 你是不是有话要告诉我们?
- It's in the fireplace. - Shut it you idiot he'll kill. - 在火炉里 -闭嘴 你这个白痴 他会杀了你
Yes Gordon you were saying? 是 继续说 戈登
It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. It's in the bottom. 在火炉里 拉出来 就在最下面
It's in the fireplace Frank. Just pull it out. 普兰克 在火炉里 拉出来
It's in the bottom. 就在最下面
Oh Dog I think you might wanna have a look at this! 阿狗 你来看看这个!
You gonna let me down now? 你现在能放我下来了吧?
No I'm not finished with you yet. 不行 我们两个之间还没完呢
Steel. 刀子
Help! Help! 救命啊! 救命啊!
Oh Dog. 天啊 阿狗
Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock. 那是谁?才12点
Use the cage that's what it's there for. 叫他走铁门 是为此而设的
Who is it? 哪一位?
We have got security for a reason Willie. 我们做这么多保全措施 是有原因的 威利
Chill Winston. It's only Plank. 别担心 温士顿 是普兰克
This weed's getting quite a rep you know fellas all right ? 你们的货越来越出名了 知道吗?
Easy. 放松
Jesus! 天啊
Never saw you there. 我没看到你
Hello love enjoying yourself? 你还开心吗?
Is she compos? 她是不是晕了?
What do you think? 你说呢?
Boo! 啵!
Fuck me! 我的妈啊
Clean that up Charles. 把钱收一收 查尔斯
Sod you you clean it up. 你去收
Sorry fellas but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me! 对不起 各位 但那个女人把我吓得半死!
Never mind. Can you just sit down stay out the way? 别管她了 你能不能让一让?
Look how much is it you want? 你要多少?
I'm after an half weight. 半公斤
Right. Well that's 1 500 then. Pass the scales Willie. 那要一千五 把秤拿来
Give us some gear J. 小杰 把大麻拿来
Any chance of actually seeing the money? 先让我们看看钱吧?
The odds are 100-1. 赔率是一百比一
All is we need is five grand. 我们只需要五千磅
I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rockin' horse. 我宁愿把钱赌在一匹瘸马身上
The odds are 100-1 for a good reason Bacon - it won't win! 赔率之所以是一百比一 是因为它根本不会赢!
- Where's Eddie? - Where do you think? - 艾德呢? - 你说呢?
The bottom of a bottle and has been for two days. 他已经连续大醉两天
- It's hit him hard. - Yeah it's hit us all hard! - 他受到的打击很大 -我们大家都大受打击!
Yeah but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar. 但他还得告诉他老爸 说他保不住他的酒吧
Listen to this one. 听听这个
You open up a company called "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" 你可以开一家 "老玻璃俱乐部"
- You what? - You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag - 你说什么?- 你可以在同性恋杂志封面上
advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. 登广告 说要卖最新上市的假阳具
You sell it with I dunno 你可以说它是
"Does what no other dildo can do until now" "无所不能
"The latest and greatest in sexual technology" 最新的性学科技"
"Guaranteed results or money back" all that bollocks." 还有"保证满意 否则退钱"之类的废话
Now these dilds cost 25 quid a pop 这种假阳具一个要卖25镑
that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. 简直就是物超所值
They send their cheques to the other company name. 但他们把支票寄到另一家
Nothing offensive "Bobby's Bits" or something for 25 quid. 名称很普通的公司为了25英镑
You take that 25 quid you stick it in the bank until it clears. 你把那张支票存在银行直到兑现
Now this is the smart bit. 高明的就在这里
You send back the cheque for 25 pound 25镑的支票退回去
from the other company name 从另一个公司
"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" ,saying "We're sorry " 用"老玻璃俱乐部"开一张 告诉消费者很抱歉
we couldn't get the supplies from America, because they ran out of stock. 我们从美国已经订不到货了 因为它们在店里已经脱销了
Now you see how many people cash that cheque. 但有多少人会去兑现那张支票?
Not a single soul. 一个都没有
Because who wants their bank manager to know 因为没有人希望自己的银行知道
they tickle arse when he is not paying in cheques! "老玻璃俱乐部" 寄支票给他们
So how long do you have to wait till you see a return? 钱要多久才能回收?
Probably no more than four weeks. 不会超过四个礼拜
A month ? So what fucking good is that if we need it in six - no five days? 一个月?那有什么用 我们要在六天之内筹到钱 不对 是在五天之内
Well it's still a good idea. 不管怎么样这个点子很高明
He may know we smoke a lot burn a bit of profit but he can't have any idea 他也许知道我们抽得很多 也许降低了他的利润
how much hard currency we've accumulated. 但他绝对不知道 我们手上有多少钱
I don't know. Do you know? 连我都不知道 你知道吗?
We can just slice it off the top. 我们可以揩点油
You guys have got to realise who this chap is. 你们知不知道 他是什么样的人啊?
He might look a bit silly but he's a fucking lunatic. 他看起来很傻 但是很凶狠
If he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice 如果他怀疑我们揩油的话
you and me are gonna know 我们两个就要尝尝
what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like. 被刀戳的滋味了
So you know these geezers well? 你也认识这些人啰?
Well enough. 很熟
I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a coupla years. 我向他们买货 买了好多年
- So what they like then? - Poofs! Nothing heavy. - 他们是什么样的人? -同性恋!不是很重要
Four public school boys soft as shite. 四个小毛头 不是什么狠角色
They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day talking bollocks 他们不过是 整天醉生梦死的嬉痞罢了
they're just good at growing weed that's all. 他们唯一拿手的就是种大麻
Business has got bigger than what they could handle. 他们的生意发展太快 自己都吃不消了
They can't all be stupid can they ? 他们不可能全都这么笨吧?
Think about it they got a container load of cash in shoe boxes 你想想 他们把钱全部放在鞋盒里
they're selling class A gear 他们卖的是高级货
can't you figure out there's someone sensible involved ? 你难道不认为背后有人撑腰?
What about security? 他们的保全设施如何?
There's one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it. 他们有铁门但从不上锁
What d'you mean they never lock it? Why've they got it for there then? 从不上锁是什么意思? 那他们装铁门干嘛?
I must've been there 50 times, it's never locked. 我去了不下50次 他们从不上锁
They're not suspicious. Everyone that goes there's a toff. 毫无戒心 去找他们买货的 都是衣冠楚楚的有钱人
They're all into that karma crap, 他们都相信
"If l don't harm nobody nobody harms me" stuff. "我不犯人 人不犯我"那套鬼话
No way they can get back to you? 他们不会报复?
Even if they could they'd be too shit scared - I'm a geezer. 就算他们真的想报复也无从下手 他们太胆小了
They got no muscle ,gutless faggots. 他们手无缚鸡之力 没种的同性恋
Fancy one? 想不想来一点?
What's all the flapping about? You told the old man yet? 干嘛找我们过来? 你找你老头了没?
Hoping I won't need to. 我希望能不要告诉他
I've got a plan. Now listen carefully. 我有个计划 注意听好
- Hello boys. - Harry. - 两位好 - 哈利
Do you want a drink? 要不要喝一杯?
Hello my son. D'you want a lolly? 小朋友 要不要来根棒棒糖?
Piss off you nonce. 你去死 同性恋
Oi watch it! 小鬼 讲话小心点!
No thanks Harry. We're both all right. 不 谢了 哈利 不用了
Nice shooter. 好漂亮的枪
Yeah one of a pair.Holland and Holland. 没错 是普兰公司出产的
D'you wanna hold it? 要不要试试看?
No not my thing thanks Harry. 不 我不玩枪 谢了
Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here. 生意不错吧? 我猜这是我来的原因
Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle. 有四个小毛头需要你收拾
They owe me half a million pound. 他们欠了我50万
- How much? - Half a million. - 多少? -50万
I'm game. 我加入
Me too. 我也是
Oh God! 天啊
Right. We hit 'em as soon as they come back. 我们在那里守株待兔
We'll be prepared. Waiting. 等他们回来就下手
And they're armed. 他们有带武器
What was that? Armed? 什么?有武器?
What d'you mean armed? Armed with what? 你什么意思?他们有什么样的武器?
Bad breath colourful language feather duster? 口臭 脏话和鸡毛掸子?
What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns you tit! 傻瓜 你认为他们有什么武器? 当然是枪啰!
Guns ? 枪?
You never said anything about guns. 你从来没提过他们有枪
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. 你先说是万无一失
Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia! 现在居然变成军火大战!
Soap stop being such a mincer. 肥皂 别这么没种
- I've thought about that and - And what exactly? - 我考虑过了 而且… -而且什么?
And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em. 我们只要找出枪在谁身上就好了
Carying them ? Well they could all be carrying 'em for what we know. 在谁身上? 搞不好他们全都有带
No. Only one of 'em carries them going to the job. 不 他们动手时 只有一个人身上有枪
So I assume the same one will be carry 'em when they come back from the job. 所以回来的时候应该也一样
Oh, you assume dear? 应该也一样?
And what did I say about assumption ,being the brother of all fuck-ups? "应该"是万错之兄
It's the mother of all fuck-ups you stupid! "应该"是万错之母 白痴
Well brother mother any other sucker. 之兄 之母…
It don't make any difference. 还不都一样
They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets! 他们都有枪 而且会开枪!
Soap if you have a better idea how to get 500 000 肥皂 如果你有更高明的点子 能在五天之内筹到50万镑
in the next few days let us know. 麻烦告诉我们
In the meantime Tom 同时 汤姆
you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed. 你去找胖子尼克 谈谈搬货的事
- Weed? - No it's not normal weed. - 草? - 这可不是一般的草
It's some fucked-up skunk Class A 这是高级货
"l can't think let alone move" shit. 我想也不敢 别说搬了
Doesn't sound very good to me. 我不太喜欢
Oh neither me , it depends what flicks your switch. 我也是 但看你要的是什么
And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. 这票规模很大
Anyway do you know anyone? 你有没有认识什么人?
I know a man yes. 认识一个
Rory Breaker. 罗伊•贝克
Not that madman with an afro? 不是那个满头卷发的疯子吧?
I don't want anything to do with him. 我不想跟他扯上任何关系
You won't have to. Just get me a sample. 你不用出面 给我样品就行了
No can do. 办不到
What's that? A place near Kathmandu? 那是什么? 是不是在加德满都附近?
Meet me half-way mate. 互相让步吧
It's all completely chicken soup. 这是鸡汤
- It's what? - It's kosher as Christmas. - 什么? - 像圣诞节一样合法
Jews don't celebrate Christmas Tom. 犹太人不过圣诞节 汤姆
No I never mind that. I'm gonna need some artillery too. 别管那个 我还需要
Coupla sawn-off shotguns. 几只锯短的猎枪
This is a bit heavy. This is London not the Lebanon. 这有点难 这里是伦敦不是黎巴嫩
Who d'you think I am? 你以为我是谁?
I think you're Nick the Greek. 你不是希腊人尼克吗?
Hold those two. 按住
I don't normally have anything to do with weed Nick. 我一般是不卖毒品的
But if it is what he says it is 但如果真有他说的那么好
I'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key. 我一公斤可以付三千五
That is if it is what he says it is. 但要真那么好才行
I don't want to see it after a sample 我不要看样品
I don't want to touch it after a sample. 也不要试
I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here. 我让尼森跟你谈
He'll sort out the details. 他会跟你把细节搞清楚的
But just let me tell you one thing 但我跟你讲清楚
If the milk turns out to be sour 如果牛奶是酸的
I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. 我这猫儿决不会喝
D'you know what I mean? 明白吧?
- Who is Rory Breaker? - Rory ? - 谁是罗伊•贝克？-罗伊？
You don't know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. 我认识他 别小看他了
He's a funny-looking fucker I know. 我知道他看起来很蠢
But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing. 但他有着可爱的外表
It's all a deceptive fade. 却非常有欺骗性
几天前罗伊的电视坏了
所以他到酒吧去看足球赛的结局
没有人在看电视 所以他就转台了
一个死胖子走过去
换台跟他说
"去你的 到别的地方去看"
罗伊知道势必会有一场血拼
但是又不想错过球赛
所以他很冷静地拿起灭火器
经过所有等着看好戏的酒客
走出去把灭火器放在门口
然后点了酒吧里最烈的酒
继续回去看球赛
那胖小子说"妈的 我受够了"
罗伊说"你妈的说什么?"
他对着那个胖子吐了一口酒
然后把点着的火柴丢到他身上
那胖子一下子成了大火球
Rory unfazed turns back to his game. 罗伊若无其事地转过头去继续看球赛
His team's won too. Four nil. 他的球队四比零赢了
Oh! ls your hair supposed to look like that? 你的头发 原来就是这个样子?
- All right short stuff. - Never mind short stuff. - 对吗 矮子? - 别管这些
Listen the next time we do a job like this we're gonna want more money Barry. 下次我们再接这种工作 就要多收点钱 朋友
Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that! 否则就回去抢邮局 偷车 就那样!
Where's the others? 其它的呢?
There was no others. 没有其它的了
Stop fucking around. The others ,the old ones. 别闹了 那些旧的枪在哪儿?
I don't know what you mean. 我不知道你的意思
There were two old guns there. Where are they now? 柜子里还有两把古董枪 在哪儿?
Not in the cabinet there wasn't. 不在柜子里
Oh there was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying. 管家倒是拿了两把旧的毛瑟枪
But they were ours. We sold them. 但那枪是我们的 我们已经卖了
Well you better un-sell 'em sharpish ! 你们最好赶快去把枪拿回来!
We had to sell them. We needed the money. 我们非卖不可 我们需要钱
I am not fucking interested. 我才不管
If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got 如果你们想要保住你们的手指
I suggest you get those guns. Quick! 最好赶快去把枪拿回来 快!
Jesus! lf I pick 'em up will they stay in one piece? 天啊! 这些枪会不会散开来啊?
Where'd you get them? 你从哪儿弄来的?
I got contacts. Listen Tom 我自有办法 听着 汤姆
you point them at me. I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do. 你用这些枪指着我 我就会按照你说的去做
Either way you get the desired effect. 便可以为所欲为
Oh they look very nice I agree but 我同意 它们看起来还不错 但是
well they're lacking in criminal credibility ain't they? 看起来好像不适合做案 对吧?
I might get laughed at. 我搞不好还会被人笑
How much d'you want for these muskets? 这枪多少钱?
700 each. 一把七百
And what's that - a pound for every year they been about? 因为它们有七百年历史?
I know they're antiques but I ain't paying antique prices. 我知道它们是古董 但我可不愿意花这种钱
They're a bit long ain't they? 有点太长了 对吧?
Sawn-offs are out. 锯短的卖完了
People want a bit more range these days. 现在的人都希望射程大一点
Range ? I don't wanna blow the arse out of this country grounded 射程? 我无意伤害人
but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry either. 但是也不希望别人伤害我
I want to look fucking mean. 我希望看起来像个狠角色
Of course you'll look mean. 你看起当然狠
You'll look really scary. 真的很吓人
Enough about that. What about this geezer who sells drugs? 足够了 买家联系好了吗?
Rory Breaker's standing by. 罗伊•贝克已经准备就绪
You stand to make a lot of money tubby Tommy? 汤姆宝贝 你这次一定大捞一票
I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. 我知道你很震惊
But let me tell you how this can be resolved 但我可以告诉你 怎么解决这个问题
by you the good father. 靠你的好父亲
Go on. 请说
- He likes your bar. - Yes - 哈利喜欢你的酒吧 -那又怎样?
He wants your bar. 他要你的酒吧
And? 那又怎样?
D'you want me to draw you a picture? 难不成还要我画图给你看?
Look that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole. 听着 那小子根本没搞清状况
This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him. 这是我的酒吧 和他没关系
What and I care? 我才不关心
Remember you do have the luxurious advantage 别忘了你有机会可以
of being able to sustain your son's life. 救你儿子的命
And you do have a reputation, 为了你的名声
so I'll choose my words very carefully. 所以我才委婉的说
You tell Harry to go fuck himself. 麻烦你转告哈利 叫他吃自己吧
Now 现在
I'll put that down to shock. 我会认为你说这话 是因为惊吓过度
Only once. 仅此一次
Only once can l or shall l let you get away with that. 所以仅此一次放你一马
Your son's got three days to find half a mill. 你儿子三天之内要筹50万
But make up your mind which you prefer 你最好赶快做出决定
your bar or your son. 你要你儿子还是要酒吧?
Plank goes in first. 普兰克先上
There's a cage but it's never locked is it Plank? 他们有个从不上锁的铁笼 对吗?
- Never. - You don't wanna be . - 从不上锁 - 他们不锁的
All right once he's got himself set he gets the rest of us in. 他一进去就放其他人进去
Now we'll get nasty with a couple of'em shit 'em up ok or whatever. 他们为难我们 就开枪或什么的
Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems. 他们应该不会惹麻烦的
Like any cowboys ,there'll be a few tools lying around. 像是牛仔 但他们身边也是有武器的
When the job's done we come straight back here and unload. 得手后就会回来这里下货
And Robert's your father's brother. 便大功告成了
Everyone savvy? 大家都知道了吗?
Sweet. 没问题
Have a look at these. 你看看这些
And what are we supposed to do with these? 我们拿这些干嘛?
Put them on your head stupid. 戴在头上 呆子
Christ! 天啊
If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven 如果你认为我会以真面目示人
and greet them with a grin on my face you've got another think coming. 那你就大错特错了
Now these fellas, they're your neighbours. 那些傢伙是你的邻居
I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little. 我想稍为伪装一下应该比较好
Right er yeah good thinking Soap. Well done. 你说的对 好主意
I brought weapons as well. 我也带了武器
Weapons? What do you mean weapons? 什么武器?
These. 这些
Jesus! 我的妈啊!
Let's keep 'em covered up. 收起来好吗?
Couldn't you get anything a bit bigger? 你没有大一点的吗?
What like that? 像这种吗?
What d'you think? 怎么样?
I think you need help. 你有病
Bar steward can we have a coupla drinks please. 酒保 麻烦给我们几杯酒
Have you seen your dad? 你见到你老爸了吗?
Hatchet sent one of his men round. 印第安斧派手下来过了
Oh shit. When? 糟了 什么时候?
Crazy. 疯子
Where'd you get these a fucking museum? 你这些是从博物馆偷来的吗?
Nick the Greek. 希腊人尼克弄来的
How much did you part with? 多少钱?
700 for the pair. 两把共七百块
Drachmas I hope. 是用古希腊币付的吧?
I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick. 用鸡腿自保更安全
These are gonna do more harm than good. 用这些有害无益
Jesus Tom. Do these work? 汤姆 这些可以用吗?
I don't know. Look nice though don't they ? I rather like 'em. 我不知道 不过看起来挺不错的 我还蛮喜欢的
Oh that's top of the list of priorities is that it? 你喜欢最重要了
Ladies back to more important issues if you don't mind. 小姐们 麻烦言归正传
We've only got two real guns - apparently that's what they are. 我们只有两把真枪 就是这两把
So we find a good place to hide next door. 我们在隔壁找个地方躲起来
We wait till it sounds out the right time then we jack-in-the-box 我们等到时机成熟就一涌而上
Iook nasty and stuff cocoon 'em in gaffer tape nick their van 看起来凶神恶煞 制住他们
swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here. 抢他们车上的货 搬到我们车上然后回到这里来
As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly 只要我们动作够快
it's the last thing they're gonna expect. 就能攻其不备
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking 如果汤姆或其他人 想要踢他们几脚
I'm sure it won't do any harm. 我想应该无伤大雅
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybody. 给他们吃点苦头 要不了他们的命
If you know what I mean. 如果你明白我的意思
Also I think knives are a good idea. 我还是觉得带刀是个好主意
Big fuck-off shiny ones. 带几把亮晃晃的大刀
Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. 看起来能生剥鳄鱼皮的那种
Knives are good because they don't make any noise. 刀子比较好 刀子不会发出声音
And the less noise they make the more likely we are to use 'em. 越安静就越好用
Shit 'em right up. 把他们吓得屁滚尿流
Makes it look like we're serious. 让他们知道我们不是闹着玩的
Guns for show knives for a pro. 枪只能装样子 高手都是用刀
Soap is there something we should know about you? 肥皂 你是不是有不为人知的秘密?
I'm not sure what's more worrying the job or your past? 我不晓得哪个更令人害怕 抢劫还是你的过去?
Come on girls. 快点 小姐们
Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano? 他们要去哪儿?搬钢琴吗?
I thought this was meant to be a robbery. 这不是抢劫吗?
Where'd they get those outfits? 他们哪来的行头?
Not a bad idea that. 好主意
All right it's Plank. Is Willie there? 我是普兰克 威利在吗?
No I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment. 不 他不在 他出去了
Perhaps you can help. 也许你能帮忙
Perhaps I can't Plank if you know what I mean. 恕难从命
Look if you could just open the door so I could talk without shouting. 麻烦你开门 这样我就不用大吼了
I can't help you Plank. 帮不了你了 普兰克
I think you'll find it's in your interest. 开门对你有好处
Hold on OK? 你等一下
Look Willie it's Plank outside for you. He says it's in our interest. 威利 普兰克来找你说有好处要给你
Listen I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong 我不管他是何方神圣
he's not coming in here not today. 今天就是不准进来
Hold on. We are in business and correct me if I'm wrong but 等等 我错的话纠正我 但是
that is business. 我们不是在做生意吗? 现在生意上门了
Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without. 错了 这种瘟神不惹也罢
Jesus. He's OK He knows only to buy weights now. 他没问题的 他现在都大批买货
We're looking at at least a couple of thou. 我们至少可以赚上几千磅
What do you think Winston? 你觉得怎么样 温士顿?
Willie this is the last time. All right? 下不为例 好吗?
But you and the money are going out the back. 你带着钱从后面出去
If he knows you're here he'll be all day. 他要知道你在这 他会在这里赖上一天
And just clear this shit up! 快把这里整理一下!
- What now? - Yes! Now! - 现在吗? - 对 现在
Just get rid of him quick. 快点打发他
All right. Just coming. 马上来
What the fuck is he doing? 他在搞什么鬼?
Come on I can't wait out here all day! 快点 我可不想等上一天
All right. Just coming. 好了 就来了
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. 我还以为你会让我等一整天
I didn't know you were a removals man Plank. 我不晓得你还是搬家的
Lives and learns don't ya? Keep the gates locked now here? 活到老学到老 铁门怎么上锁了?
Ya sorry. Gotta do business like this now. 以后都是这样 世风日下
Can't be too careful these days. 不小心也不行
I know. 我知道了
Shut it! You say a fucking word the right ear goes another one and your left! 闭嘴 再说一句话 我就轰掉你的右耳 接下来就是左耳
- What are you doing Plank? - What do you think I'm doing? - 你搞什么鬼 普兰克? -你说呢?
Hang on what are you doing? 你觉得我在做什么?
Unlock the gate! Oi! I say unlock the fucking gate! 你又在做什么?开门 快开门!
That's it. Go go go! Fucking move! 快 快 快 快上!
What the fuck's going on? 你在搞什么鬼?
Just hang on I've got the keys. 别急 我拿到钥匙了
The gate's locked! I thought they weren't gonna let the fucking gate locked. 铁门锁上了 我真不敢相信
What've you done to Fauntleroy? 你把这娘娘腔怎么样了?
I didn't touch him. He just passed out. 我没碰他 他自己昏倒了
Don't you stand there. Get the fucking door shut! D'you want the world to see this? 把门关起来 你希望别人都看见我们吗?
What's going on down there? 下面怎么回事?
Shit! 该死的!
Charles get the rifle out. 查尔斯 去拿枪
We're being fucked. 我们被人耍了
It must be this one. 一定是这把
Hold that gun. Plank give me the keys. Give me the keys Plank. 把它放下 普兰克 把钥匙给我
Don't point that at my bollocks! Point it in there! 枪别对着我 对着里面!
Planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood. 我居然找了一群白痴共事
Shit ! 该死
What the fuck is that? 那是什么?
- What the fuck's that? -I's me bren gun! - 那是什么? -这是我的枪!
Don't you think you could've brought something a little bit more practical? 你为什么不带点 比较实用的来?
Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of you! 不准动 否则我就杀了你们
Who you gonna kill Plank? There's no one fuckin' there? 你要杀谁?里面根本没有人
Aaagh! They fucking shot me! 他们开枪射我
Well shoot 'em back. 那就回敬他们啊
Jesus Plank! Couldn't you get smokeless cartidges? 天啊 普兰克! 烟怎么这么大?
I can't see a bloody thing ! 我什么都看不到了!
Aaagh! Shit I've been shot. 妈的!我中弹了
I don't fucking believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot? 我真不敢相信 拜托你们别再中弹了
John sit down and patch yourself up you tart! 坐下 把伤口压住!
It's a fucking air rifle! 白痴 那是气枪
- What the fuck was that? - Well that was the bren gun. - 那是什么鬼东西? - 是我的枪
You fire that gun again you're a dead man. Understand? Dead! 你敢再开枪 我就宰了你 懂吗?
- No ifs no buts you're a fucking dead man! - All right all right! - 不准回嘴 你开枪就死定了!- 好的 好的!
I've got bollock ache with this. Where's my fucking gun? 这件事让我头痛死了 我他妈的枪呢?
All right. Now I've got your attention. Firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off. 麻烦各位注意一下 首先我要轰掉他的脚趾
There go his toes. 他的脚趾已经被轰烂了
Now if you want me out of here in five minutes flat 如果你们希望我在五分钟内离开的话
open the fucking gate 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off! 就开门 否则我就轰掉他的腿!
They're gonna fucking kill us if we do man. 我们开门就死定了
Poor J'll certainly get it if we don't. He's serious. 我们不开门 阿杰就完了 他可不是闹着玩的
I'm losing patience. Hurry up girls! 快点! 我快没耐性了
It's all right all fucking right! 好的 好的
Willie he doesn't know you're here just. 威利 他不知道你在这儿
Sort something out. 你快想个办法
And all your friends there's a good lad. 你的同党也全出来 这才乖
- There's only three of us here. - I don't believe you. - 我们只有三个人 -我不相信
- Fuck I'm gonna blow his leg off. - I mean it. There's only three of us! - 我要轰掉他的腿 -我说的是真的 真的只有我们三个
- Plank? - Yeah one of 'em's out. - 普兰克 - 对 另一个人出去了
Now open the gate. 开门
Up up up there's a good lad. 快起来 乖孩子
John get them tied up. Plank where's the money? 约翰 把他们绑起来 普兰克 钱在哪?
There in those shoe-boxes. 在那些鞋盒里
- Where? - Out the back. - 在哪里?- 在后面
- And the weed? - Out the back. - 大麻呢? -在后面
- Point. - With what? - 指出来-用什么?
- Your fucking hands now! - I'm tied up. - 用你的手 快点! -我被绑住了
Well nod your head or something! 那就用头
Check it out. 你去看看
Plank get Paul out that van lively. 普兰克 叫保罗去发动车子
Knife. 刀子
I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead. 我要砍他 我确定他要死了
How you doing Mick? 你还好吗?米克
How d'you think I'm doing? He's fucking nearly chopped my arm off. 你说我好不好 他差点把我的手砍下来
Jesus Christ. 我的天啊
Gordon Bennett. 我的天啊
What the fuck's been going on here? 这里是怎么回事?
Shut up you idiot. It's Hanukkah. 闭嘴 犹太圣诞节
Don't just stand there. 别呆呆的站在那儿
Look at the bags can you fit it all in? 你的袋子装得下吗?
There's a lot I can't get Epping Forest in my van. 很多耶 我的车装不下这座森林
'Can't'. I don't hear 'can't'. Bollocks to 'can't'. 不能 我不要听这种话
You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips. 就算跑两趟也要全装走
Bollocks! 废话!
You got a ticket already. Now if you don't move it we will move it for you. 你已经吃罚单了 不快开走我们就把你的车吊走
- I'll only be a minute. - You've already been 15. - 我马上好 - 你已经停了15分钟
- Look come and have a look. - At what exactly? - 过来看看 - 看什么?
- Well the van's half full. - So? - 我已经装了一半的货 - 那又怎样?
So all I've got to do is fill it up put you in it - 货装满后 我要把你装上去
What? - 什么?
and I'm off. 然后我就走人
Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? 你这次能够多拿一袋吗?
- I can't. My neck Dog. - 不行 我的脖子好痛
- How many more bags ? - Just a couple. - 还有几袋? - 不多了
Mick you dead yet? 米克 你死了吗?
I'll be all right. Once I've dealt with that lanky prick. 等我修理完他之后就会没事的
Do it quietly. 别太大声
It's time to say "Goodnight nurse". 该说再见了
Where the fuck did she come from? 她是从哪儿冒出来的?
That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here. 把她绑起来 我们走吧
Not like that you idiot. Give it us here. 没有像你这么白痴的人了 把它给我们
What you doing Ed? 你在干嘛 艾德?
D'you want one? 要来点么?
No I fucking don't. You cannot make a cup of tea Edward. 我他妈的不要 现在还泡什么茶?
The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. 大英帝国就是靠茶起家的
Yeah and look what happened to that. 是啊 结果有什么下场?
And if you think I'm going to war without one mate you're mistaken. 如果你认为我没有来一杯就上战场 你就大错特错了
Going to war with what? 上什么战场?
Have you forgotten those guns you dozy prat? 你这白痴是不是忘了带枪了?
You won't get away with this. 你们逃不掉的
- Paul what's that? - It's a traffic warden. - 那是什么? -交通警察
I can see it's a fuckin' traffic warden what's he doing in the back of the van? 我知道 他在车上干嘛?
He was gonna call the cozzers. 他正要叫拖车来
Fair enough - we'll deal with him later. 很好 我们待会儿再来处置他
How we doing Tom? 情况如何 汤姆?
Right as rain. 很好
I'm just gonna take care of the cabs. 等我处理好计程车行再说
Keep us posted. 保持联络
All right mate do you do airports? 你们跑不跑飞机场?
Where the hell are we gonna hide? 我们要躲在哪儿?
Don't complicate things. Just hide. 别把事情搞的太复杂 躲起来就是了
We're on. 准备
They weigh a pound or two! 好重啊!
Shut up and back up! 闭嘴 退后!
Spin round big boy. 转身
Fuck! 该死的!
Stay down. Stay down! 趴下 趴下!
Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up. Hands and face. 把他们手绑起来 嘴巴帖起来
On the floor! 你给我坐下
Bend over the fucking desk. 趴在桌上
Keys. I want keys now. 车钥匙给我
I'll find ya. 你逃不了的
'Course you will sweetheart. 当然 亲爱的
I'll find ya. 我会找到你的
What d'you think this is? Fucking hide-and-seek? 你以为这是躲猫猫吗?
That one. Search that one. 搜他的身
Right I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here. 当你顺利完成之后 我会见你的
Jesus. That wasn't too bad was it? 上帝呀 还蛮顺利的嘛
When the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you know. 等我冷静下来再告诉你们
Bacon see what we've got. 贝肯 去看看我们抢到了什么
Let's have a butchers ey? 我们来看看吧
We've hit the jackpot lads. 这次中大奖了
We've got God knows how much of this stinking weed. 这里大麻多的数不清
A shitload of cash. 还有一大堆钱
And a traffic warden. 和一个交通警察
What? 什么?
Jesus Ed. We got a traffic warden. 天啊 艾德 我们车上有个交通警察
I think he's still alive. 他还活着
He's got claret coming out of him somewhere. 他好像在流血
What did they want with a traffic warden? 他们抓个交通警察干嘛?
I don't know. I don't think we need him. 我不知道 不过我们不需要他
Knock him out and dump him at the lights. 把他打昏丢出去
Knock him out? What d'you mean knock him out? Knock him out with what? 打昏他?什么意思?用什么?
I don't know! Use your imagination. 我不知道 用点想像力嘛
Don't touch him up. Knock him out. 不是摸他 是揍昏他
I'll knock you out in a minute! 小心我揍昏你
Look you wanna knock him out you knock him out. 你要打昏他就自己动手
I fucking hate traffic wardens. 我最恨交通警察
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit Chris. 你该去拜访一下我们的年轻朋友了 克利斯
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. 明天就是期限 他还没有消息
Now I can't have that can l Baz? 我可不能坐视不管
No Harry you can't. 对 你不能
I mean it's a liberty. 我的意思是它是种权利
And I can't have a liberty taken can I Chris? 我不能有这种权利 对吧?
No Harry you can't. 对 你不能
I mean it's enough to give me the arsehole. 我等的都发火了
And I can't have the arsehole can l boys? 我不能发火 对吧?
No Harry you can't. 没错
All right that's it. We're done. 好了 搬完了
We're off. 我们走吧
Here Ed are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours? 艾德 你觉得把这些东西 搬到你家去好吗?
Why it's the only place we can take it and the last place they're gonna look. 我们只能带到我家去 他们绝对不会去那儿找
Anyway fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won. 反正我们已经得手了 打胜仗了
Now Tom you take this to Nick the Bubble and we get rid of it quick. 汤姆 你把这些拿去给胖子尼克 然后我们尽快脱手
This skunk is as good as it gets. 这些是最好的货了
All right. We'll take it. Half price. 好 我们买了 不过半价
I don't think he'll like that. 他会不爽的
And you said three five a key. And and you know that's a good price. 你开价一公斤三千五很公道
That was yesterday I said three and a half. 那是我昨天开的价
And now it's today if I'm not mistaken. 现在已经是今天了
We'll take it tomorrow. Half price. 我们明天出半价
If he wants to get rid of it quick he'll have to take it. 如果他想尽快脱手 就得买帐
Now look I've got a race coming up in a minute so if you'd just be kind enough to 赛车待会儿就开始了 你不介意的话
Lenny 蓝尼
take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists. 把这些货拿去给白雪公主和三个小科学家看
They should have a gander of that. 他们应该有些看法的
I want a second opinion. 我要听听他们的意见
Hang on a minute Nathan something stinks. 有点不对 闻起来好臭啊
Yeah your fucking aftershave. 是你的古龙水
Fuck you funny man. 去你的
For God's sake help me. 天啊 救救我
I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain Jesus! 我痛死了 我太痛了 天呀!
Go in slowly Nathan. 进去的时候小心点
Fuck you funny man. You go first. 你去死 你先走
Just get the fuck in there will you ? 你快进去!
I want this house searched for bugs I mean I want it stripped. 我要你们搜搜这里有没有窃听器 要仔细的搜
Where is the poin in that ? Even if there was a bug they'd have taken it with 'em. 搜干嘛? 就算有 也早就被他们带走了
It's a bit late for you to start thinking John. 现在动脑有点太迟了吧
If it's a possibility that's good enough for me. 任何蛛丝马迹都不能放过
I want you to strip this place. I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in. 等你们搜完这里之后 我要你们严刑拷打
And tortured badly. 路上的人渣
I want to know who's responsible for this 我要知道是谁干的
otherwise I'm gonna hold you all responsible. 否则唯你们是问
Not a bad day. 收获不错
That pile takes care of Harry. 那堆钱可以打发哈利了
What's left over? 还剩多少?
Give me half a chance to count it. 让我数数
What about this gear then ey? 这些毒品怎么办?
Oh what you want a toke on that? 你们要不要来一口?
No. I don't think I want any of that horrible shit. 我才不要抽那种鬼东西
Can we lock up and get drunk now please? 赶快数完 好去喝酒
We shot one of them in the er throat. 我们射中其中一个的喉咙
What d'you want a medal? 你要我颁奖给你吗?
I'll shoot you in the fuckin throat if I don't get my ganja back. 要是我的货拿不回来 我就要射中你的喉咙
The one you shot. Is he still in there now? 被你打中的那个人 还在那里吗?
No it was another one. 不 那是另一个
That's more like it. Where is he? 那还差不多 他在哪儿?
Well they they took him with them. 被他们带走了
He's still still alive. 他还没死
What did you shoot him with? An air gun? 你是用什么枪打他 气枪吗?
Look we grow weed. We're not mercenaries. 我们是种大麻的 不是佣兵
You don't say. 可不是
Who could it be? Where do we start Rory? 会是谁? 我们要从哪儿下手 罗伊?
Mr Breaker. 叫我贝克先生
Today my name is Mr Breaker. 今天我叫贝克先生
You think this is a coincidence? 你认为这是巧合吗?
This white shite steals my things 那个人偷我的货
and thinks that he can sell it back to me! 还想卖回来给我!
He's got less brains than you Lenny! 他比你还蠢 蓝尼
Get Nick - the greasy wop 马上去把那个
shistos pezavengy gammore Greek bastard round here now. 死胖子尼克抓来
If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet. 如果他愚蠢得还待在这星球上的话
Come with me I'll fill you with desire
Take my hand and we'll walk this land together
Your stupidity might be your one saving grace. 你的愚蠢也许正好救你一命
Uuh? 嗯？
Don't uuh me Greek boy. 少来这套 希腊小子
How is it your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends 你那些不知死活的同党
thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis 居然笨到 想把我自己的大麻
and then sell it back to me? 卖给我?
Is this a declaration of war? 这是向我宣战吗?
Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 这是我们黑人听不懂的 白人笑话吗?
Cause I'm not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las! 因为我觉得他妈的一点都不好笑 尼可拉斯
I know you couldn't have known my position 我想你大概不知道我的地位
cause you're not that stupid that if you did 因为你没有傻到
you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse 搔着屁股回到这儿来
with that "what's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase. 还装着一副什么都不知道的样子
But what you do know is where these people live. 但是你知道这些浑球住在哪儿
If you hold back anything I'll kill you. 如果你敢骗我 我就杀了你
If you bend the truth or I think you are bending the truth I'll kill you. 如果你敢耍我 或我认为你在耍我 我也杀了你
If you forget anything I'll kill you. 如果你忘了 我也会杀了你
In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. 事实上你要很努力 才能保住小命
Now do you understand everything I've said? 我说的话你听懂了没?
Because if you don't I'll kill you. 因为如果你不懂 我就杀了你
Now Mr Bubble and Squeak you may enlighten me. 希腊先生 现在开口说吧
So we've got a bit of a problem don't we? 我们有麻烦了 对不对?
Er well yeah yeah we do. 对 是的
Yea yeah we do. In fact this is a little bit more than looking a bit of a problem isn't it ? 事实上 我们这次麻烦大了 对不对?
On the scale of things you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! 这是麻烦中的麻烦
And the reason it's such a mon-fucking-struosity of a problem is 事情为什么会这么棘手
you don't have the first idea who did this to us have you? 是因为你们连是谁干的都不知道是吧?
Dog we've we've been up all night. It's no one from round here. 我们忙了一整个晚上 不是这里的人干的
We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. 我们全查过了
If it was a toerag from round the manor we'd know. 如果是这里的人干的 我们会知道的
- We'd know. - You'd know? You'd fucking know? - 我不知道 -你们知道?你们知道吗?
You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbours! 搞不好就是隔壁邻居干的!
Now get out there and find them! 去找他们 滚出去!
I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! Get out of the fucking sight! You look shit! 我不想再看到你们 一群笨蛋!
"Scarface" I've watched "Scarface". "疤面煞星" 我看过这电影
If you want to know how to do a drug deal you watch "Scarface". 你想知道怎么贩毒 就要看疤面煞星
That really inspires confidence. 这倒让我们有了不少信心
- This guy Rory Breaker - Rory Breaker ? - 这个罗伊•贝克 -罗伊•贝克?
The psychotic black dwarf with an afro? 矮黑人罗伊•贝克?
That'll be the same man yes. 没错 就是他
I've heard of him , he's a fucking lunatic. 我听说过他 他是个疯子
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. 如果他付得起我们要的价钱
It's not worth him giving us any trouble. 就不会耍我们
Cause he knows we'll be a pain in the arse. And who needs a pain in the arse? 因为他知道 我们会让他吃不了兜着走
I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid. 如果为了五十万 我宁愿吃不了兜着走
You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles. 你为了占便宜什么都愿意做
Tom the fatter you get the sadder you get. 汤姆 你越胖越可悲
Will you two stop flirting for a minute? 你们能不能别打情骂俏了?
After we pay Hatchet this deal puts us up 我们还钱给哈利之后
nearly 200 000 pounds each. 每个人还可以分到近20万镑
That's not bad for a morning's work I think you'll agree. 一个早上有这样的进帐 蛮不错的
So they had the cash. 钱在他们手上
And the puff. 毒品也是
Cheeky bastards. Count it. 数数看
Shit Dog. There's a lot. 好多钱啊
Do you want to do it next door? 你不想回去数吗?
We're not going next door 我们去下一个门
till we've flayed them dead men walking. 直到我们收拾了他们再回去
We'll count it upstairs. 我到楼上数
I don't want them to see you fingering the money when they walk through the door 我可不希望进来看到你们在揩油
Dog look 阿狗 听着
Give it us here dozy bastard. 居然敢在太岁头上动土
Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid. 把枪准备好
You wait till they get right inside the door then you give it to'em. 等他们进门就开枪
Give me them shooters you can use your own. 把他们的枪给我 你们用自己的
Yeah. 干嘛?
That's no way to answer the phone. 这样接电话不太好吧
Is that you Dean? 是你吗 狄恩?
No it's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is? 不 我是劳德•鲁坎 不是我还会有谁?
What can I do for you? 有什么可以效劳的?
You know those guns I sold you I need them back. 还记得我卖给你的枪吗? 还给我
Not likely I'm afraid. I don't think I'll be seeing them again. 不太可能 我不会再见到那些枪了
Look I've got the money to pay for them. 我可以付你钱
I'm sure you do. But don't think you understand. 我相信 但你不懂
I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again. 我不会再见到买枪的人了
We can't get them. 要不回来了
If we can't get them we can't get them. 那就没办法了
Well you'll have to fucking get them. 你们一定要把枪要回来
We made a fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet. 我们说好枪柜子里的东西归你
Inside out-fucking-side I don't give a shit. 无论怎样 我才不管
- You get those guns because if you don't... - Oh yeah Bazza or what ? - 去把枪拿回来 否则... -否则怎样?
Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale? 你听过哈利•隆斯戴尔吗?
Otherwise known as "Hack You Up With an Hatchet Harry"? 又称"印第安斧哈利"
Well this is 现在
James Bond need-to-know time. 是007需要知道的时候了
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop. 和魔鬼共舞时 你只能等着音乐结束
Know what I mean? 知道我的意思吧?
I mean find 'em torture 'em and kill 'em. 找到他们 拷问他们 杀了他们
And bring back what belongs to me. 把我的东西给我拿回来
Because if you don't your family's bang in trouble. 否则你们家人就完了
Who was that? 那是谁?
That was Harry Horrible Hatchet. 那就是印第安斧哈利
Jesus I've heard of him. 天啊 我听过这个人
Shit they were his fucking guns we sold. 我们惨了 我们卖掉的枪是他的
We've got to find them. 我们非找到枪不可
Now no fucking about now Nick. Where can I find those guns? 别废话了 尼克 枪在哪儿?
Six black cocks and a little white kitten 六只黑公鸡和一只白猫
sitting on the side of the road. 站在路边
We're gonna do a proper decoration job. 我们这次要干的漂亮
I want the grey skies of London illuminated. 要把伦敦搞得天翻地覆
I want that house painted red. 我要血染他们的巢穴
All right there's this brass standing on the corner right? 有个妓女站在街角?
Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase 一个侏儒带着皮箱过来
Winston there is gonna come along 温士顿要跟我们一起
and see if he recognises any of them. 看看能不能指认他们
Now watch out for these fellas 你们要提高警觉
they've got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it. 这些傢伙还颇有军火 而且下手不会迟疑
and I'm taking down her panties 我把她的裤子脱下来
Now does everyone here know what they got to do? 大家都知道自己的任务了吗?
Yeah. 知道了
What the fuck is going on? 怎么回事?
You got something here for me have you? 你是不是有东西要给我?
Come on chop-chop. 快点交出来
Thank you very much. 多谢了
- He's got the guns.Go ahead you get them. - Why me? - 枪在他手上 快去抢 - 为什么要我去?
You're supposed to be the hard case 你不是很狠吗
You go get the guns! I drive the car! 你去拿枪! 我负责开车!
Good boy. 好孩子
- Go get the fucking guns. - I'm not going get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns! - 去抢枪 - 我不干 你去
You fucking big. 你个笨蛋
All right. Wrap them guns up. 把枪包起来
Count the money. 数钱
Put your seat belt on. 系安全带
Fucking guns we've got to get the fucking guns or we're dead! 我们不去拿枪就死定了
so I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing. 所以我上了在咳嗽的那个
Out of the car you yuppy fucker! Aaaaaaaagh ! 你给我下车!啊啊啊啊啊!
He's the one we shot in the neck. 他就是被我打中脖子的那个
Is that right Mr Botanical? 是吗 植物学先生?
Jesus! 天啊
I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here? 我真不敢相这里是怎么回事?
Jesus. 天啊
The money. The gear. 钱和毒品
This is fucked. 惨了
No money. No weed. 钱和毒品都没了
It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses. 全被一堆尸体取代了
All right. Don't panic. Let's think about this. 别慌张 让我们好好想想
No fuck that you can think about it. 你去想吧
I'm panicking and I'm off. 我要慌张地离开这里
How did you get your hands on these then? 你这枪是哪里来的?
The boys had 'em. 是那些年轻人的
I know you like these sort of things 我知道你喜欢这种东西
wondered if you wanted 'em. 所以带来给你 看你要不要
Yeah I'll have 'em. 我要了
- Was it hard getting the money? - Not especially. - 钱拿的顺利吗? - 还算顺利吧
Upset a few characters though. 但触怒了几个人
Have you counted it? 你数过了吗?
Yeah it's all there to the pound. 一镑也不差
- And they were gonna pay? - Looks like it. - 他们本来就打算付钱啰? - 好像是的
But who knows? The opportunity was there. 但谁晓得 大好机会就在眼前
In my experience it's best to take that opportunity if it's there. 根据我的经验 这种机会不可白白放过
Good work Chris. 干的好 克利斯
We've got to get those guns. 我们非拿到枪不可
This is dangerous shit there. We don't even know who lives there. 那太危险了 我们不知道里面的人是谁
Listen I don't care who lives there! 我才不管 我只知道
All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet. 哈利•隆斯戴尔 色情之王
Fair enough. Let's go. 说的对 我们上吧
I don't think it's the right move. 这样做不太好吧
It's either that the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily. 不然酒吧和我们的手指就完了
- I'm gonna phone him. - As if he'll care. - 我打电话给他 - 他才不在乎呢
He'll care all right? That was supposed to be his money. 他当然会在乎 那钱本来就是他的
Whether he cares about us or not is different. 至于他关不关心我们 就是另一回事了
Pass me the phone. 电话拿来
Yeah? That you boy? 喂 是你吗 小子?
It's Ed if that's what you mean. 没错 我是艾德
Pay day ain't it? 今天该付钱了 对吧
Yeah I wanted to talk to you about that. 没错 我要跟你谈谈这件事
I'll bet you do. 我想也是
I got half a million nicker sitting here 我收到50万镑
which means some poor sod doesn't. 表示有人损失了50万
You've been upsetin' a few people boy. 你惹火了不少人
But that really isn't my concern is it? 但那不是我的事
What does concern me is the guns you had. 我关心的是你手上那两把枪
I want to talk to you about that. 我要跟你谈谈它们的事
So get your arse over here now. And I do mean now! 现在马上给我滚过来 我是说现在!
Bastard! You fucking bastard! 浑蛋! 这个该死的浑蛋!
What the fuck are you doing here? 你他妈的在这里干什么?
Job well done. We made a few quid out of that one. 干得好 我们这一票赚了不少钱
Son ? 儿子?
Made a few quid did you? 发了一笔小财是吧?
Where's what I want now? 我的东西在哪里?
You all right down there mate? 你没事吧?
Very fucking funny. Where's what I want? 很好笑 我的东西在哪儿?
I've just left it in the office. 我放在办公室里
Well we'd better go to the office and get it 就和我到办公室走一趟
that is if you want your son to see his next birthday. 如果你想保住你儿子的小命
- Now chop-fucking-chop. - All right. Fair enough. - 快点 -好的 很公平
Where you going? 你要去哪儿?
It's a thirty second drive or a five minute walk. 开车30秒 走路要五分钟
I couldn't have parked outside I'd have got a ticket. 而且我不想把车停在这儿 会吃罚单的
I suppose that don't matter now does it? 我想你不在乎 对吧?
Just be careful. 小心点
Right. 好
You and me. 你和我去
You and who? 谁和你?
You know where the door handle is Tom. 你知道怎么开门 汤姆
"The Payback" # by James Brown
Pay back
That's it pay back.
Revenge I'm mad
Get down with my girlfriend
That ain't right
Oh no. Not again. 别 又来了
That's it. I'm off. 我受够了 我要走了
Tom that is our bag. 汤姆 那是我们的袋子
- Ed ! - Hold on. - 艾德 - 等等
This is our bag. 这是我们的袋子
That's it. We're off. 就是那个 我们走吧
- I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. - Tom don't fuck about! - 我们车上见 我把枪拿上 - 汤姆 别闹了
- I'll see you in the car. - Tom ! - It'll only take a minute. - 我们车上见 一下就好 - 汤姆
What is going on? 怎么回事?
I don't know but what I do know is there's no more Harry. 我不知道 不过我知道 没有哈利了
Which means there's no more debt. 这表示我们也不再欠债
And if there's no more debt there's no more problem. 没有欠债就没有麻烦
And there's no problem with the neighbours - because they're all dead. 我们和邻居之间没有纠纷 因为他们都死了
And I think if I get this right 我相信这表示我们没做错事
we haven't done anything wrong and we're in the clear. 而且可以安全脱身
Never ever has anyone been as fucking rude to me 从来没有人对我这么没有礼貌
as you YOU FUCKING BASTARD! 像你这个该死的笨蛋!
You all right mate? 你没事吧?
Cheeky bastard! 你这个小浑蛋
Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. 汤姆这下子进退两难
But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding 但是克利斯不得不面对
what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns. 他拿着装满子弹猎枪的事实
And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded. 但是汤姆也不得不面对 自己子弹没有上膛的窘境
So without anybody losing too much face 在双方都不太丢脸的情况下
Tom left through a side door and Chris left with the money. 汤姆从侧门走了 克利斯带着钱走了
And everybody else got arrested. 其他的人则被全数被捕
He's not one of 'em. 他不是他们一伙的
Sitting in the cheap seats underneath the stars
I'm heading back to base
I'll drop you off at mars
I think your dad would like a word with you Ed. 你爸想跟你说话 艾德
Where are the others? 其他人呢?
They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar. 他们昨天就被放出来了 现在在酒吧
I'm a man machine
Takin' gasoline
Super-human being
All right Dad? 爸 你还好吧?
I'm all right. How about yourself? 我很好 你呢?
I'm all right. Could do with a drink though. 我很好 不过很想喝一杯
All in good time. All in good time. 待会儿再说吧
So are you in the clear? 你脱身了吗?
More importantly am l? 更重要的是我脱身了吗?
It appears so. 看起来是这样
Appears? You'll have to do better than fucking appears my friend. 看起来? "看起来"他妈的不够好
Well everybody's dead Dad. 所有人都死光了
I think that's about as clear as it can get. 这样还不够好吗?
How about that drink? 现在可以喝酒了吗?
You know where the bar is. 你知道酒吧在哪儿
Eh? 嗯?
Don't make yourself too comfortable. 别坐得太舒服
Alan's got to sit there. Alan! 这个座位是艾伦的
You're lucky you're still breathing 你还活着就算走运了
Iet alone able to walk. 更别提还能走路
I suggest you take full advantage of that fact. 我建议你享受一下走路的乐趣
Cause I'm a man machine
Takin' gasoline
I'm a teen dream
Super-human being
I'm a man machine
I'm a man machine !
You took your time. Where the hell have you been? 你可真慢条斯理 你死到哪儿去了?
Sit down. I'll tell you. 坐下来 我告诉你
The traffic warden identified the neighbours' bodies. 交通警察指认了我们邻居的尸体
Which sort of puts us in the clear. 所以我们大概没事了
The only thing connecting us with the case 唯一会牵扯到我们的
is those shotguns. 是那两把枪
And Tom took care of them. 汤姆已经处理掉了
You did take care of the shotguns didn't you Tom? 处理掉了吧 汤姆?
I wanted to talk to you about that. 我要和你谈谈这件事
Well talk. 那就谈啊
Well actually no. 事实上 没有
I've got them sittin' in the car 它们还在车上
I.. I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek 我本来想把它们卖回去给尼克
but I am having a bit of a problem gettin' hold of him. 但联络不到他
You dippy bastard. 你这个笨蛋
So the only thing connecting us with the case 我们唯一涉案的证据
is in the back of your car which is parked outside! 就在你停在外面的车上?
They costed 700 quid. I'm not gonna throw 'em away. 我花了七百块 不想就这样丢掉
And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us are they? 而且他们很难追踪到我们 对吧?
Do you really think it's worth taking the the risk for 700? 你认为为了七百镑冒险值得吗?
Tom you're a dick! 汤姆 你是个笨蛋
Now you take those guns and you throw 'em off a bridge. 现在你去把枪丢到河里
And throw yourself off while you're at it. 顺便一起跳下去
Now . Tom. 现在就去
- Look all I'm - Now Tom ! - 听我说 -现在就去
Can I have a beer please Dad? 老爸 给我一瓶啤酒
I'm busy. Get it yourself. 我很忙 自己拿
It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot. 看来印第安斧哈利是低估了你们
And it seems to have cost him. 为此他付出了惨痛的代价
I ain't gonna make the same mistake now am l? 我不会再犯相同的错误
So I've decided to bring your bag back. 所以决定把袋子还给你们
I think the word you're looking for gentlemen is "thank you". 你们想说的应该是"谢谢"吧
Thank you. 谢谢
Now you've presented me with a problem. 你们让我现在面临了一个难题
I've lost my employer. 我的老板死了
So I've taken care of meself and me son. 我还得养活自己和儿子
Now if you think that's unfair you come and pay me a little visit. 如果你们觉得不公平的话 可以来找我
But you better be waving a white flag 但是最好让我看到
high and clear so as I can see it. 你们高举的白旗
Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make. 否则那将会是 你们最后一次找我
You understand ? 明白吗?
That's all I've come to say. 我要说的就是这些
There is one more thing 还有一件事
It's been emotional. 整个过程令我激动
"Fool's Gold" # by The Stone Roses
The gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
We are now officially in the money-lending business all right son? 现在我们正式进入放高利贷的行列 知道吗 儿子?
Put your seatbelt on. 系好安全带
We're out of here. 我们要走了
It's empty. 是空的
The pack on my back is aching
The strap seems to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
What's his number? 汤姆的电话几号?
Don't! Don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him! 不要! 不要! 别占线 我来打电话给他
My fucking batteries! 电话没电了
- No you muppet! - Give me the phone! Give me the fucking phone! - 冷静点! - 把电话给我! 快给我!
- I'll dial it! - Tell me the number! - 我来拨! - 告诉我电话号码!
- Now give me your phone! - You'll break it! - 现在给我你的电话! - 你会打断它!
- You give me the phone! - You'll break it and it'll be fucked! - 给我电话! - 你会打断它的 让我来!
You shut it. It's fucking ringing! 安静点 电话响了!
"Oh Girl" by Mauro Pawloski
I'm eighteen with a bullet
Got my finger on the trigger
I'm gonna pull it
I've picked a clip now I'm the son of a gun
So hold it right there Little girl little girl
We're gonna have big fun
I may be an oldie
But I'm a goodie too
I'll last forever
And I'll be good to you Oh yes I will...