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小黄人大眼萌
小黄人在世上的时间远比我们久 Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
他们有许多名字 They go by many names.
戴夫 卡尔 保罗 迈克 Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
那是诺伯特 Oh, that one is Norbert.
他是个傻瓜 He's an idiot.
他们各不相同 却有着共同的目标 They're all different. But they all share the same goal.
找寻最卑鄙的主人为之效力 To serve the most despicable master they could find.
老大 Boss!
-老大 -老大 - Boss. - Boss.
让主人开心 Making their master happy
是这一种族的存世之道 was the tribe's very reason for existence.
但并不表示他们就没有别的爱好 But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions.
-看 是香蕉 -让开 - Hey, look. It's a banana. - Move over.
我知道 是香蕉 Hey, I know. It's a banana.
好吃 好吃 Yum yum.
找到主人很容易 Finding a Boss was easy.
想留住它 却没那么容易 But keeping a Boss, therein lies the rub.
我是...白痴 I am... oaf.
对他们来说确实很不容易 Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.
但他们从未放弃 But they never gave up.
随着石器时代的到来 With the emergence of the stone age
新的物种出现了 came the rise of a new species.
人类与恐龙非常不同 Man was very different from the dinosaur.
更矮小 毛发更多 远更聪明 He was shorter, hairier and way, way smarter.
小黄人瞬间就喜欢上了人类 The minions took an instant
并且尽全力帮助他 liking to Man and helped him as best they could.
不 用这个 送你的 Oh, no no. Here. A present.
-用这个吗 -是的是的 - This? - Yes yes yes.
用来打它 For hitting.
可怜的人类 Poor man.
如此实诚 如此脆弱 如此美味 So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.
小黄人对主人的追寻 让他们出现在 Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center
某些文明最具历史性时刻的第一线 for some of the civilization most historic moments.
古埃及大有前途 Ancient Egypt held great promise.
好了 Okay!
但并没能持续多久 But it didn't last long.
这样 这下对了 Here. Yup.
欧洲历史上从罗马帝国衰亡至公元10世纪的时期
黑暗时代其实很有趣 The Dark Ages were actually fun times.
他们的新主人 Their new master had a tendency
喜欢彻夜狂欢然后睡一整天 to party all night and sleep all day.
祝你357岁生日快乐
但最终狂欢落幕了 But eventually the party was over.
啊嚏 Achoo.
他们换了一个又一个邪恶的主人 They bounced from one evil master to another.
但似乎从未找到最合适的归属 But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
因为他们的失败 这位雇主深受其害 One particular employer took their failure very very badly.
小黄人别无选择 只能继续向前 The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
看 Oh. Look.
就在快要绝望时 And then, when all hopes seem lost.
他们找到了避难所 They found sanctuary.
小黄人安全了 The Minions were safe.
日月飞梭 小黄人铸就了自己的文明 Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.
他们有了自己的生活 They truly made a life for themselves.
但就是有什么不对劲 But something just wasn't right.
他们感到内心空虚 They felt empty inside.
没有主人 没有目标 Without a master, they had no purpose.
他们变得漫无目的 沮丧不已 They became aimless and depressed.
再这样继续下去 小黄人恐将灭亡 If this continue any longer, the Minions would perish.
幸运的是 有个小黄人想到了办法 But all was not lost, for one Minion had a plan.
他叫做凯文 His name was Kevin.
他很兴奋地与整个部落分享他的想法 He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.
为此他已经准备了好长时间 He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.
此刻他终于准备好了 But now he was ready.
伙伴们 Buddies.
凯文将要离开洞穴 回到外面的世界 Kevin would leave the cave, go back to the outside world,
誓将找到值得部落效命的恶棍之霸 and he would not return until he had found his tribe
他才会回来 the biggest baddest villain deserved.
但他需要帮助 But he needed help.
我 我 我去 Me! Me! I will come.
-鲍勃非常想去 -凯文 - Bob was eager to go. - Kevin?
但凯文觉得他还不够强大 But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
难以面对这趟危险的旅程 for the dangerous journey ahead.
不 还有谁吗 Uh no. One other Minion?
我 选我 Me. Choose me.
选我 选我 Me! Choose me!
选我 Me!
我跟你去 I will come.
很幸运有人站出来了 Luckily someone stepped up.
斯图尔特 过来 Stuart! Come here.
我吗 我吗 谢谢 Huh. Me? Me? Oh, thank you.
说实话 斯图尔特并不知道他的任务是什么 Truth be told. Stuart had no idea what he was chose for.
为什么 Huh! Why?
但是因为大家都为他欢呼而喜不自胜 But was thrilled that made people cheered for him.
斯图尔特 斯图尔特 Uh. Stuart, Stuart.
再来一个 One more?
我 我很强壮 Me! I am strong.
你看 See here.
看到了吗 See!
好吧 再来一个 Uh... okay. One more.
凯文 选我吧 Kevin. Choose me.
拜托 选我吧 凯文 Please. Choose me, Kevin.
来吧 Come here.
最终 鲍勃的精力与热忱 Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,
但主要还是没有别的志愿者 but mostly lack of other volunteers,
改变了凯文的心意 changed Kevin's mind.
老大 老大 Big boss! Big boss!
整个部落为他们送别 The tribe said their farewells.
凯文给他们带来了消失已久的东西 Kevin had given them something they haven't had in a long time.
-那就是希望 -凯文 - Hope. - Kevin!
鲍勃 Bob!
托尼 祝你好运 Hey, Tony. Good luck to you.
汤姆 保重 Tom. Take care.
克里斯 回见 And Chris. See you later.
-鲍勃 过来吧 -好的 - Hey Bob, you coming? - Yes, yes.
老大 老大 Big boss! Big boss!
拜拜 Bye bye.
凯文感到骄傲 Kevin felt pride.
他将成为部落的救星 He was going to be the one to save his tribe.
斯图尔特 主要还是感到饿 Stuart felt, hungry mostly.
他将吃掉这个香蕉 He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
而鲍勃呢 And Bob,
鲍勃对前路感到害怕 Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
好啦 去找老大 Okay. Okay. Look for the big boss.
很好 鲍勃 走吧 Ah. There you go, Bob. Come on.
于是他们出发了 And they were off.
出发 去寻找他们的新老大 Off, to find their new boss.
来 鲍勃 Come on, Bob.
凯文 Huh? Kevin?
-饿了吗 -有吃的吗 - Hungry? - Food?
没有吃的 There is no food.
香蕉 Huh. Banana.
斯图尔特 怎么了 Uh. Stuart, What it it?
香蕉 Banana.
香蕉 Banana!
-斯图尔特 -吃的 - Stuart. - Food.
停下 Stop!
鲍勃 快停下 Bob! Stop!
陆地 Huh. Oh. Land!
鲍勃 Bob.
纽约 1968年
尼克松 最后你可以信任的人
看那个 Oh, look at that one.
看那个 Whoa. Look at that one.
-和平 -爱和平 反战争 - Peace! - Make love, not war!
世界和平 Peace to the world.
好耶 好耶 Boo ya. Boo ya.
好耶 好耶 好耶 Boo Ya! Boo ya, boo ya.
香蕉 Banana.
阿罗哈之歌
1968最热曲
香蕉 Banana.
斯图尔特 嘿 Stuart. Hey, oh. Bee-do.
鲍勃呢 Where is Bob?
-凯文 -鲍勃 - Kevin... - Huh. Bob!
香蕉 Oh. Banana.
鲍勃 Bob!
鲍勃 Huh. Ah, Bob.
鲍勃 鲍勃在那 走 Huh, Bob. There's Bob. Come on.
抱歉 来了来了 Excuse me. Coming through.
好吧 你去右边找 Ah... Okay. You go right.
我去这边 And I go this way.
鲍勃 Bob!
本店即将结束营业 The store is now closing.
-你干什么呢 -抱歉 抱歉 - Hey, what are you doing? - Excuse me. Excuse me.
-鲍勃 你在哪 -给我 - Bob, where you? - Give me that.
凯文 Oh, Kevin.
我在这里 凯... I am over here, Ke...
哈哈 全是我的伙伴们 Hey. My buddies?
你们在这里 你们都在这 伙伴们 You are here. You are here, my buddies.
是我 鲍勃 Hey. It's me, Bob.
伙伴们 Hey. My buddies.
鲍勃 鲍勃 Bob! Bob!
你在这啊 Oh. There you are.
-怎么了 -没事 - What happened? - Nothing.
给你 这是蒂姆 Oh. There, here's Tim.
哈哈 我的蒂姆 谢谢你 Oh, ha ha. My Tim. Thank you.
不 他们关门了 Oh no. They are closed.
看这个 嘣嘣嘣 Hey. Look at this. Boing, boing,
上来吧 Come on in.
我们享受一下 斯图尔特 Let's have it, Stuart.
好 稍等一下 Yes, yes. Just a second.
这个怎么样 Ah. How's this shows?
侠探西蒙
-不要 换个台 -好吧 换台 - Uh, nah. Try another channel. - Okay, okay, changing.
非诚勿扰
好吧 就看这个 Okay, Let's watch this.
欢迎回到非诚勿扰 And welcome back to the Dating Game.
詹尼弗 你决定好了 Well Jennifer. Have you decided
要跟这三位绅士中的哪一位约会了吗 which of these 3 gentlemen, you'll go on a date with?
-是鲍勃呢 -选鲍勃 - Is it Bob? - Yeah! Go Bob.
-还是凯文 -是我 凯文 - Kevin. - It's me, Kevin.
-又或者是斯图尔特 -斯图尔特 - Or will it be Stuart? - Oh. Yo, Stuart.
天哪 真是太难了 他们都太可爱了 Gosh. This is so hard. They all sounded so cute.
我想我会选... I think I'm going to go with...
大家别慌 好了 Nobody panic, alright.
淡定 斯图尔特 Now, now. Calm down, Stuart.
VNC V... N... C...
你正在收看绝密的恶棍网络频道 You're watching the top secret Villain Network Channel.
你要是告诉任何人 我们会找到你的 If you tell anyone, we'll find you.
别动 Huh. Don't move.
由恶棍集中营赞助 Sponsored by Villain-Con.
已经举办了八十九年 For 89 years straight.
全球罪犯的最大盛宴 The biggest gathering of criminals anywhere.
在那里我们可以找到老大 That-That's where we would find the big boss.
倾听德高望重的恶棍嘉宾讲座 Attend guest lectures from esteem villains.
与地下社区密切交流 Make contacts in the underworld community.
还有 首次登场的 And, for the first time anywhere,
斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Scarlet Overkill!
邪恶 如此邪恶 Evil. So evil.
犯罪天才 Criminal genius.
女人当自强 Hey. Girl's got to make a living.
-靠边站吧 男人们 -别挡路 - Move aside, men. - Make way.
-城里来了新的坏人 -抱歉 - There's a new bad man in town. - Excuse me.
而她是个女人 And that man is a woman.
-犯罪还未准备好 -凶猛来袭 - Crime isn't ready. - It's red hot.
这周末来参加恶棍集中营吧 Get to Villain-Con this weekend.
就在佛罗里达州 奥兰多 Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue,
橘林大道545号 in Orlando, Florida.
犯罪乐无穷 So much fun, it's a crime.
恶棍集中营 奥兰多 Oh. Villain-Con, Orlando.
你好 奥兰多怎么走 Hello. Orlando?
屁股 Ah, buttocks.
你好 奥兰多怎么走 Hey, greetings. Orlando?
你好 帕帕基娜 漂亮的帕帕基娜 Ooh. Hello, Papagena. You beautiful papaya.
-你知道奥兰多吗 -我想是那边 - Do you know, Orlando? - Oh. I think.
那边走 That way.
-谢谢你 宝宝 -拜拜 - Ah, okay. Thank you, baby. - Bye bye.
往那边走 That way.
去奥兰多 To Orlando!
帕帕基娜 Ah! Papagena!
纽约
斯图尔特 干巴爹 Hey, Stuart. Do you best.
好极了 Oh yeah, far out.
约翰·维恩·加西 邪恶的连环杀人小丑
维恩欢迎你 伙计 Welcome to Wayne, brother.
不不不 凯文 No. No no no. Kevin.
让我来 让我来 你看着 I'll do it. I'll do it. You watch.
"不不不 让我来 让我来 你看着" "No no, no no. I'll do it. I'll do it. You watch."
这下好了 Yah, right.
你等着 给你瞧瞧 Just you wait. I'll show you.
停车 停车 Hey. Stop! Stop!
停车 Stop!
这边 停车 停车 Over here. Stop! Stop!
停车 停车 Stop. Stop.
停车 Stop...
给你 你来 There. You do it.
斯图尔特 小样儿 Stuart, that's him.
奥兰多 Orlando.
沃尔特你看 Oh, Walter look.
这些可爱的小怪物也要去奥兰多 These adorable little freaks are heading to Orlando too.
我看到了 小沃尔特 Yeah, I see that. Hey, Walter Junior.
-怎么了 蒂娜 -你们好 - What's happening? - Tina. - Hi.
小粉 载他们一程如何 Pinkie. What do you say we give these fellows a ride?
-新朋友 -新朋友 - Yeah! New friends. - Yeah! New friends.
快到纳尔逊快车上来 All aboard the Nelson Express.
你 一只眼 你跟我坐 You, one eye, You're sitting next to me.
好吧 我走了 Okay. I'm going.
斯图尔特 上车 Stuart. Just get on.
还好先遇上我们 Glad we came along
不然待会被什么怪人掳走了 before some weirdos picked you up.
谁要吃苹果 Who wants apple slices?
苹果 Ahh. Apple.
你也来一块 Oh, you too.
要多吃点才能快高长大身体棒喔 Growing of a... boy like... creatures need their strength.
你要吗 Okay. You want it?
谢谢 哥们 Thanks, man.
好啦 谁要下车活动活动 Alrighty. Who needs to stretch their legs?
我我我我我 Yes. Me me me!
你们几个在这等着 我们马上回来 You guys wait right here. We'll be right back.
好了 纳尔逊家族 咱们上 Okay, Nelsons. Let's do this.
要做防护措施吗 Uh. Protection?
银行
快 快 快 Go go go!
好了好了 再次出发 Okey dokey, on the road again.
爸 有人在追我们 都怪我触动了警报 Dad, we got company. It's because I tripped the alarm.
我烂透了 I stink.
我们都会犯错 小甜心 你还在学呢 We all make mistakes, sugar plum. You're still learning.
搞什么 Whoa! What!
-你父亲说的没错 蒂娜 -上弹 - Your father's right, Tina. - Reload.
他也不是一夜之间就这么擅长干坏事的 He wasn't this good at being evil overnight.
上弹 Reload.
你会有大放异彩的那天的 Your time is coming.
卡弹了 Ah! It's jammed.
-给我 -不要 - Give me. - No.
-给我 给我 -不要 不要 - Give me. Give me! - No no. No.
-好吧 是谁干的 -是斯图尔特 - Okay, who did that? - It's Stuart.
-我 我 -干得漂亮 - Huh? Me... me... - That was great.
谢谢 Thank you.
给我 给我 给我 Give me. Give me. Give me.
伙计们 咱们能不能聊点私事 Say, fellows. Can we get personal for just a second?
你们为什么要去奥兰多 Why are you going to Orlando?
拜托 在我们面前你们可以直说 Come on, you can tell us,
你们是要去恶棍集中营对吧 you're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
是的 恶棍集中营 Yes, Villain-Con.
恶棍集中营 Villain-Con.
车里好多坏人喔 Wow, so many bad guys in the car.
-多过瘾啊 -我就知道 - What fun. - I knew it.
我就说你们是恶棍 对不对 亲爱的 I knew you were villains. Didn't I, honey?
世界真是小小小 希望咱们不会成为对手 What a small world. Hope we're not in rival gangs.
小粉 开玩笑而已 Pinkie, joke.
小孩就是淘气 Babies, huh?
大伙 老大来了 Hey, everybody. The boss.
是老大 咱们快去欢迎他 It's big boss. Let's go welcome him.
-老大 -老大 - Boss. - Boss.
老大 是老大 Boss. The boss.
让老大讲话 The boss will speak.
等我们到了奥兰多 When we get to Orlando,
我要找我最喜欢的所有恶棍在我的杂志上签名 I'm going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine.
大相扑杜莫 Dumo, the Sumo.
他是老大 Oh oh. He's a boss.
凯文 你可不会想给他打工的 Oh, Kevin! You don't want to work for him.
他把他手下给吃了 He ate his last henchman.
鱼唇弗兰基 他住在海里 Frankie Fishlips. He lives in the ocean.
他是老大吗 Ah. And he's the boss?
-你能在水下呼吸吗 -凑活吧 - Can you breathe under water? - So so.
你看你看 斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Look at her, Scarlet Overkill!
史上最酷的超级恶棍 The coolest supervillain, like ever.
她一开始也就是个普通的小女孩 带牙套梳马尾 She started out as your average little girl. Bracers, pig tails.
但她13岁时就建立了一个犯罪王国 But, by the time she was 13, She built a criminal empire.
恶棍集中营
我要是小黄人的话 我就去给她打工 If I was a Minion, that's who I would want to work for.
斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Scarlet Overkill.
-我们到了 美丽的奥兰多 -太棒了 我们到了 - Here we are, beautiful Orlando. - Yeah, we're here!
奥兰多
Orlando.
鱼饵店
大伙们 看好了 Hey gang, watch this.
欢迎光临 有什么可以帮到你的 Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop, how can I help you?
我们是来参加"犯罪乐无穷"的 We are here for "So much fun, it's a crime."
停车场
是恶棍集中营 恶棍集中营 It's Villain-Con. The Villain-Con!
爱打劫 纽约
好了 到了 Alright, here we go.
就是这了 Well, this is it.
我要告诉你们以下的话 句句发自肺腑 I wanted to tell you and I really I mean this.
我非常感谢 I'm really appreciate what
你们帮我们甩掉了警察 真的 you did back there with the cops. Really.
爸 是鱼唇弗兰基 Dad! It's Frankie Fishlips.
我在这都能闻到他的味道 I can smell him from here!
朱尼尔 拿上我的相机 Junior, get my camera.
祝你们好运 小伙子们 Good luck in there, boys.
希望你们找到你们要找的东西 I hope you find what you are looking for.
-再见 -再见 - Yeah, bye. - Bye.
我们来了 恶棍集中营 And here we come, Villain-Con!
恶棍集中营
Villain-Con.
冰冻射线
恶棍招募专员
有什么邪恶的才能吗 Any evil talents?
不错 Not bad.
你呢 有什么邪恶的才能吗 What about you? Any evil talents?
这不邪恶 也根本不是才能 That's not evil, or a talent.
不行吗 No?
抱歉 但我不招佣人 I'm sorry, but I'm not looking for any more servants.
因为我 弗勒克斯教授 For I, Professor Flux,
已经发明出了世界上第一台时光机 have invented the world's first Time machine,
我每一次去未来 every time I visit the future,
都会把未来的我带回来帮忙 I bring my future self back to help me.
那边那个是谁 Who's that over there,
来自两周后的弗勒克斯教授 Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?
你也看到了 我不需要帮忙 As you can see, I don't need any help.
好样的 兄弟们 我们把本尊给杀了 Oh. Way to go, guys. We killed the original.
救命啊 Please.
撬保险箱
各位 有请我们的主讲嘉宾 Villain-Con, I present our keynote speaker.
斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Scarlet Overkill.
世上首位女性超级恶棍 The world's first female supervillain.
-在八号厅为我们发表演讲 -鲍勃 斯图尔特 Appearing right now in Hall 8. Bob, Stuart, buddies.
伙伴们 快走 是斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Buddies, let's go. It's Scarlet Overkill.
-斯嘉丽 -快 快 - Scarlet? - Come on. Come on.
凯文 Kevin.
你们准备好了吗 Are you ready...
欢迎斯嘉丽·杀人狂 for Scarlet Overkill.
作恶的感觉太爽了 对不对 Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet...
斯嘉丽 Scarlet!
美人啊 What beauty.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
非常感谢大家 Thank you so much.
好了 Okay.
我出道的时候 人们都说 When I started out, people said a woman could
女人永远不可能像男人一样擅长抢银行 never rob a bank as well as a man. Well.
现在时代变了 Time's changed.
我爱你 斯嘉丽 I love you, Scarlet!
看看在座的各位 我们都如此不同 Look at all those faces out there, we are all so different.
却又有一个共同点 But we have one thing in common.
我们生来都有脚蹼 We were born with flippers!
不是吗 只有我吗 No? Just me?
好吧 Okay.
我们都有宏大的梦想 We have big dreams,
而且我们会不惜代价实现自己的梦想 and we will do anything to make them come true.
你们中间有没有人曾梦想过 Have any of you ever dreamt
到本时代最伟大的超级恶棍的麾下工作 of working for the greatest supervillain of all time?
要是我告诉你们 Well. What if I were to tell you,
我在寻找新的手下呢 that I am looking for a new henchman!
是老大 我们的机会来了 Hey, big boss. This is our chance.
是的 Yes.
我真诚地相信在座一定有人 I truly believe somewhere out there
具备辅佐伟人的邪恶才能 is a villain with the potential to serve greatness.
这可能是你们中间的任何一个人 And it could be any of you.
不过咱们还是别糊弄自己了 Although let's not kid ourselves.
适合这个工作的唯一人选 Truly the only man for this job
就是凯文和他的小黄人们 are Kevin and his Minions.
半大的身躯却有着十倍的邪恶 10 times the evil and half the package.
真令我心生敬畏 I'm just in awe.
让我们为凯文欢呼吧 他拯救了他的部落 Let's hear it for Kevin. He saved his tribe!
凯文 凯文 Kevin! Kevin!
-凯文 凯文 -凯文 - Kevin Kevin Kev... - Hey, Kevin.
注意听 Hey. Pay attention.
那么 我们该怎么决定呢 So. How should we do this?
看到这个小玩意儿了吗 You see this tiny little trinket?
谁能从我手里把它夺走 Well, just take it from my hand,
谁能就获得这份工作 and you got the job.
没什么了不起的 这简直是小菜一碟 No big deal, it's almost too simple.
来啊 别害怕 Oh, come on, don't be afraid.
把宝石夺走 工作就是你的了 Just take the stone and get that job.
-来啊 -好吧 - Come on. - Oh, okay.
咱们去投奔老大吧 来吧 Let's go get our boss. Come on.
那工作是我的了 That job is mine.
对我下手轻点 Now, go easy on me.
衣服不错 Love the costume.
好酷 So cool!
等一下 等一下 Wait Wait.
蒂姆 蒂姆 Tim? Tim!
不 鲍勃掉那边了 Oh no, Bob. He's over there.
站住 Ah. Stop.
-没有人够格吗 -别跑 蒂姆 - Is no one good enough? - Stop. Tim.
鲍勃 Bob!
蒂姆 Tim.
他在那 There he is.
鲍勃 Bob!
我的演讲就没有鼓舞到任何人 Didn't my speech inspired anyone
让你们站起来证明自己的实力吗 to rise up and prove themselves worthy?
这么多恶棍在场 可我手里仍握着这个熊 All these villains, and yet I still have the bear.
熊公仔 我为什么会抓着个熊 Stuffed bear. Why am I holding a bear?
红宝石在谁那 Who has the ruby?
你是谁 Who... who are you?
我穿着牛仔裤的骑士 My... knights in shiny denim.
我叫凯文 他是斯图尔特 还有鲍勃 I'm Kevin. This is Stuart. And Bob.
-我们是小黄人 -真是棒极了 - Minions! - That was incredible.
看呀 最不被看好的小家伙们 Behold, the last creatures you expect to win the day
今天却获得了胜利 have emerged victorious.
大家伙 认识一下我的新手下 Everyone, meet my new henchmen.
小黄人们 The Minions!
我认识他们 他们是搭我的车来的 Hey! I know those guys. I gave them a ride here.
系好安全带 小家伙们 Buckle up, boys.
下一站 英国 Next stop, England.
快接电话 Pick it up.
一二一二三 1, 2123!
喂 凯文 Hello. Hey, Kevin.
老大 在英国 Huh? The boss, in England.
不 我们找到老大了 你听 Nah. We have the boss. Listen.
喂 凯文 Hello, Kevin.
你 你刚才说英国吗 Did-Did you say England?
老大 好的 The boss, yes.
斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Scarlet Overkill.
喂 喂 Hello. Hello?
他挂了 喂 Oh. He hung up. Hello.
好了 过来 Here we go. Come here.
顺便说一句 我很喜欢你的熊 By the way. I really like your bear.
-赫布 宝贝 -我就是你的宝贝 - Herb, my baby. - You know I am.
怎么样 你干坏事了吗 How did it go? Were you evil?
超坏的 So evil.
今天有只小鸟送来了这个 A little bird dropped this off today.
我想你了 H I missed you! H.
是我 我就是H It's me, I'm the "H".
还有 也没什么小鸟 送信的人也是我 Also, there's no birds. Also me.
赫布 说真的 Herb, seriously.
我真想把莎士比亚那家伙从墓里挖出来 I want to dig up that William Shakespeare,
让他看看什么才是真正的写作 so he can see what true writing is.
我爱死了 I love it.
那都是因为我爱你 That works because I love you.
我也爱你 Well, I love you too.
爱 Oh. The love.
小伙子们 能不能请你们过来一下 Oh, boys. Could you come here please?
见见我的丈夫 赫布 Meet my husband, Herb.
发明家 超级天才 狐狸 Inventor, super genius, fox.
赫布 这些是我新招的人 Herb, these are the new recruits.
凯文 斯图尔特 还有那个小可爱是鲍勃 Kevin, Stuart and that cute little one is Bob.
好极了 你们都这么小个 Right on. You guys are crazy little
还这么黄 我喜欢 and way yellow, and I digged that.
不错啊 哥们 Sweet, man.
房子好酷 Cool house.
很酷吧 I know, right?
只不过是我偷来的一点东西填填空房 Just a few thing I stole to help fill the void.
拉斯维加斯的尤克里里 Whoa. Las Vegas' ukulele.
坎贝尔番茄汤
在看我的罐头 Checking out my can?
我们偷这个是因为终于有人 We stole that because finally
用油画的形式来表达我对番茄汤的热爱了 someone expressed my love of soup in painting form.
好了 听着 我们该谈谈正事了 Okay, listen up. It is time to get down to business.
你们知道这是谁吗 Do you know who this is?
蟑螂 Uh. The cockroach?
这是伊丽莎白女王 英国的统治者 This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England.
我爱死英国了 那里的音乐和时尚 Oh. I love England. The music, the fashion.
我在认真考虑有一天推翻它 I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
-我好兴奋啊 -是啊 - I'm so excited. - Yes.
总而言之这位白人姐们现在统治着英国 Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all.
我是她的脑残粉 爱死她的杰作了 I'm her biggest fan, love her work.
而且我超级超级超级想要她的皇冠 And I really really really want her crown.
把她的皇冠偷来给我 Steal me the crown
我就给你们想要的一切 and all your dreams come true.
尊重 Respect!
权利 Power!
香蕉 Banana!
亨利 Huh! Henry!
去英国的路在 在 The way to England, is... is...
给我 Ah! Give me.
英国在这边 Uh. England is... this way.
前进 March on!
等等我 等等我 Wait for me! Wait for me!
退回去 Go back!
-这是什么地方 -那边 - Hm. What is this place? - Hey. Over there.
不 不 No. Oh, no.
别离得太近 小伙子们 Don't get too close, boys.
完工后那将是我的终极武器 但是 When it's completed, it will be my ultimate weapon. But.
现在它有辐射泄漏 辐射强到你不信 Right now, it's leaking radiation. Like you would not believe.
你们是来拿装备的 So you're here for gear.
-鲍勃 罗伯特 宝贝鲍勃 -在 - Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy. - Yes?
这是我的伸缩衣 You get my far out stretch suit.
凯文啊凯文 Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin.
你很荣幸能使用我的熔岩灯枪 You are the proud owner of my Lava Lamp gun.
这个宝贝能发射真岩浆 This baby shoots actual lava.
-给我的吗 -很酷是不是 - Woo, for me? - Pretty cool, right?
最后 斯图尔特 斯图超人 And finally, Stu, Stu-art, Stuperman, Pitstu.
我给你的是史上最酷发明 没有之一 I got you the coolest invention, probably ever.
催眠帽 Hypno hat!
能用来催眠任何人 You can use it to hypnotize anyone.
任何人 Anyone!
看着真帅 Oh, you look so great.
感觉自己像个为三个邪恶儿子自豪的妈妈 I feel like a proud mama with 3 dashing evil sons.
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet.
有点问题 There is something wrong with this.
什么都别说 说了我也不懂 No, no, don't say anything, I won't understand.
时间不早了 忙了一天累坏了吧 It's getting late, you had a big day. You must be exhausted.
弹 弹 Boing. Boing.
小家伙们精力充沛啊 Wow, these cats are pumped!
或许该讲个睡前故事让他们平静一下 Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
怎么样啊 鲍勃 How does that sound, Bob?
鲍勃 鲍勃 鲍勃 Bob? Bob? Bob!
睡前故事吗 Oh. Bedtime story?
主意超赞 That, is a groovy idea,
我去拿饼干和热牛奶 I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
肯定超有意思 This is going to be so fun!
睡前故事 And the bedtime story.
没错 我有个特别棒的睡前故事 Oh, yes, I've got a really really good bedtime borey.
很久很久以前 有三只小猪 Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs.
在决定命运的某天 他们遇见了只大坏狼 One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big bad wolf,
给了他们意想不到的惊喜 who had a wonderful surprise for them,
狼给三只小猪和他们的朋友 The wolf offered the 3 piggies
来替她工作的机会 and all their friends a job working for her.
每个人都很开心 Everyone would be so happy.
三只小猪 All the 3 little piggies
只需要偷一个小皇冠 had to do was just steal one little crown.
那是美丽的大坏狼 That the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since
从流落街头起就梦寐以求的皇冠 she was a penniless little street cub.
没人爱 没人疼 Unloved and abandoned.
有了皇冠她就能成为公主 But that crown would mean she was a princess.
人人都爱公主 And everybody loves the princess.
大坏狼派三只小猪去偷皇冠 So, the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown.
但小猪们没能胜任这个挑战 But the little piggies weren't up to the challenge.
任务失败了 They failed their mission.
所以大坏狼怒气冲天 So the wolf huffed and puffed,
然后让这三只小猪从此消失在地球上 and she blew them off the face of the earth!
讲完了 The end.
明天偷皇冠加油喔 小猪们 Good luck getting the crown tomorrow, little piggies.
我知道你们不会让我失望的 I know you won't disappoint me.
伦敦塔 伦敦
加冕典礼
好了 Okay.
为斯嘉丽偷皇冠吧 Let's go get the crown, for Scarlet.
你好 三张票 Hello. 3 please.
没有成人监管不能入场 You are not allowed to enter without an adult.
闪边 小混蛋们 Scram, hooligans.
嗨 小哥 Woo, a lad.
-什么小哥 -你好 - What lad? - Holah!
好险 斯图尔特 这边 Poof. Stuart, that way.
请问要几张票 How many tickets, please?
三张 谢谢 3, please.
一张 谢谢 One, please. One.
-玩得愉快 亲爱的 -谢谢 - Enjoy yourself, love. - Thank you.
-这边 -好的 - That way. - Okay.
严禁闯入
走吧 Go!
进来了 Okay, we're in.
好了 跟上 Okay, come on.
你们在干什么 Hey! What are you doing here?
吃东西 Eating?
这里是禁区 This is a restricted area!
-举起手来 -不 让我来 - Hands in the air! - No... Let me do it.
停下 Stop that!
后退 Get back!
鲍勃 斯图尔特 来吧 Bob, Stuart, come on.
退后 这个交给我 Stay back. Leave this to me.
就是这个 皇冠 快来 There it is, the crown. Come on.
所以呢 So.
你是来偷女王皇冠的吗 You came for the queen's crown, did you?
你得先过我这关 Well, you're going to have to get through me!
皇冠守护者 The keeper of the crown.
你觉得嘲笑老人很有趣吗 You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do you?
是啊 Yes.
我在这待了几十年了 I've been up here for decades.
一直在等来偷女王皇冠的人 Just waiting for someone to try and steal the queen's treasure.
我来搞定 Okay. Me will do it.
你在说什么 反正我也不在乎 What are you saying? And I don't care!
想都别想 Oh no, you don't.
闪开 Get out of the way.
我的天啊 For... god sake.
快点 快跟上皇冠 Quick, the crown. After it.
鲍勃 打开它 Bob. Open it.
对喔 Alright.
皇冠 The crown.
皇冠 快点 The crown. Quick.
大家好 Hello.
看看我 Hey, look at me!
你们好 Hello.
-停下马车 -拦住他 - Stop the bloke! - Stop him, men!
-瞄准腿 -停下 - Aim for the legs. - Freeze.
你个疯子 Manic.
凯文 Kevin!
女王被绑架了 警长 The Queen's been kidnapped, Sgt.
天哪 Blimey!
发生什么事了 What's going on?
你好 皇冠 Hello. Oh, the crown.
把皇冠给我 Give me the crown. Now!
拿到了 I got it!
绅士不会偷女士的皇冠 Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!
马车失控了 不不不 The coach. Oh, no no no...
老天 Dear!
你个混蛋 逮捕他们 You scoundrel. After them!
石中剑
拦住犯人 Stop the blighter!
你被包围了 You're surrounded.
老天 Oh, blimey!
英格兰最著名的传说如今已成现实 One of England's most famous myths has become a reality.
新的国王诞生了 As a new king has been crowned.
鲍勃 一个秃顶的黄疸病儿童 Bob, who appears to be a bald jaundice child,
将石中剑拔了出来 has pulled the famed sword right from it's stone,
按照传说 他就是我们的新国王 which legend dictates, makes him the new king.
黄色的小叛徒 Tiny yellow traitor!
英格兰 England!
英格兰 英格兰 England! England!
英格兰 英格兰 England. Eng... land.
-英格兰 -英格兰 - England. - England.
澳大利亚
印度
救命 Hey! Help!
拍电影呢 你好 你好 A studio. Hello! Hello!
卡 Cut!
大英航空
您好 鲍勃国王 Hello, King Bob.
欢迎来到白金汉宫 Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
不要 Uh. No.
陛下 出什么事了 Oh. What's the matter, Your Majesty?
要是有什么烦心事 我们会努力改正的 Whatever is bothering you, we can make it right.
静听差遣 Just name it.
伙伴 Buddies.
伙伴们 伙伴们 Buddies. Buddies.
伙伴 Buddy.
鲍勃国王 King Bob!
-好耶 -万岁 - Yeh! - Hurray!
-鲍勃国王 -好棒 - King Bob! - Yeh.
鲍勃国王 King Bob!
等等 Whoa, wait.
鲍勃国王 King Bob.
烤鸡 Grill chicken!
怎么了 鲍勃国王 Yes, King Bob?
鲍勃国王 King Bob?
克莱儿 蒂芙妮 Ah, Claire. Hm, Tiffany.
小美人们 My beauties.
球 Ball! Yah!
你们竟敢背叛我 How dare you?
斯嘉丽 Scarlet.
别跟我套近乎 你们这群叛徒 Don't you Scarlet me. You backstabbing little traitors!
用赫布的发明偷走了我的皇冠 Using Herb's inventions to steal my crown!
不瞒你说 我觉得自己被利用了 I feel used, not going to lie.
你偷走了我的梦想 You stole my dream.
我本该统治英格兰 I was going to conquer England some day.
原本会有一场盛大的加冕仪式 There was going to be a coronation.
我将会正式成为女王 And I was going to be made queen.
每一刻都计划好了 Every moment was planned.
我会穿上件金光闪闪的礼服 I would wear a dress so sparkly and glowed.
之前质疑过我的任何人 And everyone whoever doubted me,
都会亲眼目睹 然后痛哭流涕 would be watching and they would be crying.
我将成为高贵典雅的代名词 I was going to be the picture of elegance and class!
却被你们几个不值一提的东西给毁了 And you pinheads screwed it up!
不 不 皇冠 给你 No no no. The crown, for you.
不不不 鲍勃国王 No, no no. King Bob.
你不能直接弃位 You cannot just abdicate the throne.
谁找来个老古董 Who invited the square?
你也绝对不能直接把王位给这个女人 And you definitely cannot just give the job to this woman.
法律规定的 There are laws.
法律 什么法律 Laws? What laws?
我要让位给斯嘉丽·杀人狂 I give in to Scarlet Overkill.
鲍勃国王正式修改了法律 King Bob has official changed the law.
为让斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Clearing the way for Scarlet
当上英国女王扫清障碍 Overkill to be crowned Queen of England,
她将在历史悠久的威斯敏斯特教堂加冕 She will be coronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey.
要不是我很有礼貌 If I'm wasn't so polite,
我会说这一举动意味着整个国家的灭亡 I say this spells certain doom for the country,
乃至世界末日 if not, the world.
但我很彬彬有礼 所以就不多说了 But, I'm so very polite, that I shall keep my mouth shut.
到说真的 现在有大麻烦了 But, seriously, we are all in big trouble.
-斯嘉丽 -杀人狂女士 - Scarlet. - Ms. Overkill.
我没时间回答问题 I don't have time to answer any questions.
我只想感谢小黄人们 I'm just want to thank the minions for
为我赴汤蹈火 going above and beyond the call of duty.
你们三个金灿灿胶囊型的创造奇迹的人 You are 3 tiny golden pill shaped miracle workers.
你们不光偷走了英格兰 还有我的心 And you have stolen not just England, but my heart.
-斯嘉丽 这里 -这里 - Scarlet, over here. - Over here.
给她看小伙伴们 Show her, the buddies.
什么 Pardon Me?
可真多呢 Wow, so many. ,
真好 Good for you,
好了 你们会得到你们应得的 Well. You'll all get what you deserved.
继续走 继续走 Go ahead. Go ahead.
不好 Buttocks.
我不想让你们有所误解 I don't want you to take this the wrong way.
但我恨你们 But I hate you.
我以为我能原谅你们的所作所为 I thought I could get over what you did.
但我深感背叛 But I feel so betrayed.
我想 我们可能得绝交了 I think, yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.
不是你们的错 And it's not you.
不对 等等 Oh wait, hold on.
是你们的错 绝对的 It is you. It's a 100% you.
不行 Huh. No no.
放轻松 小黄人们 完全放松 So get comfortable, Minions. Get real real comfortable.
因为这将是你们 Because this is where you're going to spend
不值一提的性命终结的地方 the rest of your worthless little lives.
好了 干活啦 Alright, let's do this.
快看 是赫布 Look. Look, it's Herb.
你们所说的帅哥赫布是谁 我叫本布 Who's this handsome Herb fellow? No, My name is Blerb.
我是地牢大师 I'm a-a dungeon master.
准备受刑吧 Prepared for torture which I do.
好了 准备好了吗 Alright, are we comfy?
反正也没关系 因为这是酷刑 Doesn't matter. This is TORTURE!
有感觉吗 anything?
没感觉 亲爱的 No no. My sunshine.
比我想象中要难呢 下个刑具 Wow, harder than I thought. Next machine.
欢迎来到上吊镇 全镇人口只有你 Oh, welcome to hang town. POPULATION: You.
别闹了 太不专业了 Cut it out. This is really unprofessional.
地牢里别傻笑 No laughing in the dungeon.
我要看到痛苦的眼泪和喊叫 I want to see tears and I want to hear screams.
不然我就会 等等 Or I'm going to get... Wait. Hey.
我有个超赞主意 Eww, I've got a groovy idea.
看这里 Look at this.
喂 未来的赫布国王 Hello, the future King Herb Overkill.
请上楼为加冕仪式做准备了 Please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation.
但愿你们今天吸取教训了 Well, I hope you learn your lesson for today.
还有 一直都是我 赫布 And by the way, it was me, Herb, the whole time.
我才不认识什么本布 I don't even know anyone named Blerb.
还有几个小时我就要成为英格兰女王了 I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England.
我知道 超有趣的 I know, it's a gas.
-终于能得到我的皇冠了 -是啊 - I will finally get my crown. - Yeah.
我梦寐以求的皇冠 It's all I ever wanted.
我会超开心的 I'm going to be so happy.
但我先问你一下 法布里斯 But, let me ask you something, Fabrice.
这个 跟这个 看着一样吗 Does that, look like this to you?
杀人狂夫人 Mrs. Overkill.
画上的头发就是俩波浪线而已 The hair in that picture is just 2 wavy lines.
怎样 你是什么艺术评论家吗 Oh. So what now, you're an art critic?
我五岁的时候画的这个 I drew that when I was 5 years old.
给我滚 Get out of my sight.
拜拜法布里斯 Bye, Fabrice!
我喜欢他 他挺有趣的 I liked him, he was fun.
你觉得裙子如何 So, what do you think of the dress?
美极了 Oh, it's so beautiful,
还很时髦前卫 很有华伦天奴的范 so fashion forward, so Valentino.
心形的领口造型代表你是我的甜心 Oh. The sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart.
鲜艳的颜色和束腰 The high colored and cinch waist
显得更为精简浪漫 reflect a simpler more valentine.
和塔夫绸混纺制作 The material is a blend of taffeta
高密度身体护甲 and high density body armor.
全副武装 Fully armed and loaded.
等他们亮起来 就是核武器 And they glow. That's nuclear.
好 还有一件事 Nice. Just one more thing to do.
公开露面得漂亮点才行 Got to look good for the public.
-帮个忙 -荣幸至极 - Do you mind? - My pleasure.
紧一点 亲爱的 我能受得住 A little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it.
紧一点点 A little tighter.
再紧点 Tighter.
腰得细才行 Must have tiny waist.
能行 能行 Seems to work. Seems to work.
我的脚没知觉了 Losing feeling in my legs.
很好 紧点 紧点 再紧点 Perfect. Tight, tight, tight, tight.
鲍勃 斯图尔特 Bob, Stuart.
帮我 Help me.
抬 抬 抬 Lift up. Lift up.
帮帮我 帮帮我 Help me. Help me!
卡尔纳比街 大本钟 炸鱼薯条
你好呀 Hello.
天佑女王
节哀顺变
凯文 快看 送给斯嘉丽 Hey, hey, Kevin. Look. For Scarlet.
对不起 斯嘉丽
Sorry, Scarlet.
阿比路 下水道
斯嘉丽 我爱你 I love you, Scarlet!
女王挥手 女王挥手 女王挥挥手 Queen wave. Queen wave. Queen waving.
我好激动 太完美了 I'm so-so excited. This is perfect.
大家都满脸笑容 Everyone looks so nice.
你真是太可爱了 You're just adorable.
太好了 Yes!
音乐也超棒 And that music.
弹风琴的是谁啊 弹得太棒了 Who is that organist? She's good.
对吧 看上去挺像埃德娜 Right? She looks like an Edna.
埃德娜·布坎南 获普利策新闻奖的犯罪新闻记者
-埃德娜 -谁叫我 - Edna! - Who is that?
你弹得很棒 You're very good.
谢谢你能来 神父 超爱你 Thanks for doing this, Padre. Big fan.
过来 让我好好捏捏你 Come here, let me squeeze you.
你的脸超级软 You're so squishy.
上 上 上 Go, go, go.
鲍勃 走了 Oh, Bob. Come on!
-斯图尔特 -来了 - Stuart! - Yes...
你愿意一切决断都根据法律 正义 Will you to your power cause Law and Justice...
仁慈 In Mercy...
不 不 Oh. No, no.
你 斯嘉丽·杀人狂 Do you Scarlet Overkill...
不 不 不 No! No. No.
我宣布斯嘉丽·杀人狂 I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
为英国女王 the Queen of England.
凯文 Kevin!
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 我的女王 Scarlet! Scarlet. My queen.
来人啊 帮帮我 Somebody help me!
快点 数到二用力抬 Come on, come on. Lift on 2.
一 二 1, 2...
斯嘉丽 你没事就好 Scarlet, you're okay.
他想要谋害我 He tried to kill me!
不 No.
各位 加冕仪式正式结束 Guys. This is no longer a coronation.
开始当众处决 It is an execution!
抓住他们 Get them!
天啊 跑 快跑 Whoa Nelly! Run fellows, run!
-你归我了 -斯图尔特 鲍勃 - You are mine! - Stuart. Bob.
我抓到一个 Hey. I've got one!
蒂姆 Tim.
蒂姆 Tim!
斯图尔特 鲍勃 Stuart. Bob.
人呢 Hoy, buddies.
小心空隙 Mind the gap.
小心空隙 Mind the gap!
猪脾酒吧
下一道脑筋急转弯 Now, what about this one.
为什么女王要去看牙医 Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
为了镶牙[给牙齿加冕] To get her teeth crowned.
莉齐 再来一道 Tell us another one, Lizzie!
你好 Hello.
是你啊 Oh, it's you.
各位 就是这小家伙和他的同伴 Everyone, this is one of the little fellows
偷走了我的王国 who stole the monarchy from me.
您来又有何贵干 And hows that working out for you?
对对对 Oh, yes, yes.
我在电视上全都看到了 I saw what was going on, on the telly.
电视 Uh. Telly?
突发新闻
斯嘉丽·杀人狂原本的加冕仪式 What was meant to be the coronation of Scarlet Overkill
彻底乱了套 has gone terribly wrong.
凯文 凯文 我知道你在看 Kevin. Kevin. I know you're out there.
你以为你能逃之夭夭吗 You think you'd gotten away?
瞧瞧我抓到了谁呀 Well, what do we have here?
你好 Hello.
鲍勃 斯图尔特 Bob? Stuart?
我先杀哪一只好呢 Which one shall I kill first?
是小鲍勃呢 还是斯图尔特 Little Bob. Stuart.
鲍勃 还是斯图尔特 Bob. Stuart.
凯文 如果天亮之前你没出现 I will do it, Kevin, if you're not
我就动手了 back here by dawn.
天啊 Oh my.
不 我的伙伴们 Huh, no! That... my buddies.
他在那 There he is.
跟上 Follow me!
再用力 我有铁头功 Harder. It's just my head.
-那边 抓住他 -快上 - This way. Go get him! - Go, go, go...
严禁按下此按钮
严禁打开此开关
严禁掰下此手柄
严禁对此洞吹气
启动终极武器 Ultimate weapon initiated.
即将激活 Activation in
三 二 一 3, 2, 1.
你们好 Hello.
我的伙伴们 My buddies.
到此为止了 This is it, boys.
你们将会死得很难看 Things do not look good for you.
这只小熊归我了 And I'm keeping the bear.
蒂姆 Tim!
反正你要去的地方用不着它陪 You're not going to need him in where you're going.
那就是天堂 Heaven.
拜拜 和世界告别吧 鲍勃 拜拜 Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob. Bye bye.
等等 怎么回事 他怎么变成这样了 Wait, what? How did he?
拿好我的小熊 Hold my bear.
这就是你的计划吗 So, that's your plan?
把自己变成更大的目标 Make yourself a bigger target?
-再来块饼吧 -好 - One more scone. - Yes yes.
凯...凯文 Huh? K... Kevin?
帮了我大忙 And so help me.
老娘再也不想看到你这个白痴大黄脸了 I never want to see another one of your goofy buttered faces ever again!
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 Scarlet! Scarlet!
怎么回事 What?
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 Scarlet! Scarlet!
逗我呢吧 Oh, you got to be kidding me!
别想跑 Oh no, you don't.
顺便告诉你们 小黄蛋们 And just for the record, my little double eggs.
你们可以把我所做的一切全都算在凯文头上 You can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to you!
天佑女王
女王惨败
大伙儿 Buddies!
托尼 Tony!
汤姆 克里斯 Tom! And Chris!
大伙儿 Buddies!
凯文 Hey, Kevin!
凯文 凯文 Kevin! Kevin!
玩够了 Enough!
游戏 This...
现在 ends...
结束 now...
凯文 Kevin!!!
你个白痴 把你炸得粉粉碎 You imbecile. Have fun exploding.
回家了 Take me home...
-干嘛这么急 -得离开这了 - What's the rush? - Got to get out of here!
放 Let...
我们 us...
走 go!
不不不不不 No, no no no...
凯文 Ke... Kevin!
斯图尔特 Stuart.
鲍勃 Bob.
好嘞 Okay.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
今天我们将在此为小黄人们授以嘉奖 We are here today to celebrate the Minions.
我们国家欠你们一个大人情 The country owes you a great debt of gratitude.
鲍勃 你曾当了八小时贤明高贵的国王 Bob, you were a wise and noble king for all of 8 hours.
因此 我将这个微型皇冠 So for you, I offer this tiny crown
授予你的泰迪熊 蒂姆 for your Teddy Bear, Tim.
你很棒 鲍勃 Very good, Bob.
太震撼了 Spectacular!
我真为你们感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you boys.
斯图尔特 Stuart.
我要赐予你美丽而又超赞的 For you, I have this beautiful, super duper incredible
雪景球 snow globe.
看呀 看呀 And, look. Look.
很好玩吧 Hours of excitement.
斯图尔特 我们这是逗你玩呢 Oh, Stuart. We're just messing with you.
千万别生我的气 是凯文的主意 Don't be mad at me. It was Kevin's idea.
凯文 Kevin!
我们为你准备了更棒的惊喜 We have a much better surprise for you.
给 超大号尤克里里 Here. A Super Mega Ukulele.
棒 Cool.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 Right.
最后是凯文 And finally, Kevin.
你是最当之无愧的英雄 You are hero of the highest order.
因为你的勇敢 我将授予你骑士爵位 For your bravery and valor, I am knighting you.
从此刻开始 你就是凯文爵士 From here on out, you are Sir Kevin.
干得好 Well done.
多么美好的一刻 What a beautiful moment.
全国和全世界都在为 The nation and the world was celebrating
凯文 斯图尔特和鲍勃欢呼 Kevin, Stuart, and Bob.
尽管过去几千年他们生活艰辛 The last few thousand years were rough,
但毫无疑问 他们终于找到了归宿 no question, but things were finally going their way.
凯文从未如此自豪过 Kevin had never been more proud.
但总感觉缺了什么 But something was missing.
真精彩 真精彩 Yes. Good show. Good show.
我的皇冠不见了 不见了 My crown is gone. It's gone!
天哪 Blimey!
-她的皇冠丢了 -天啊 - She lost the crown. - Oh my God.
斯嘉丽 Scarlet?
他们夺走了我的一切 They took everything from me.
我的城堡 我的名声 My castle. My reputation.
世界一切黑暗 我是说真的 宝贝 Things looked bleak, baby, I'm not going to lie.
但至少现在 我拿回了我的皇冠 But now, at least, I have my crown!
小屁孩 把王冠还给我 Child, give me that back.
不 才不给你 No, I don't think so.
你知道你惹到的是谁吗 You have no idea who you are messing with.
我是史上最凶狠的超级大坏蛋 I'm the greatest supervillain of all time.
是吗 Oh, were you?
快看 Look!
老大 新老大 It's the boss. The boss!
你真打算就让 Are you really going to allow
那只企鹅抢走我的皇冠吗 that little penguin to make off with my crown?
赫布 我玩完了 Oh, Herb. I'm done.
给我的吗 For Me?
拜拜 Bye bye.
老大 Big boss!
这样 小黄人们遇到了他们的新老大 And that is how the Minions found their new boss.
他很狡猾 他很邪恶 He was cunning. He was evil.
彻头彻尾地坏 He was perfect.
他很 He was
卑鄙 despicable.
-香蕉 -香蕉 - Banana. - Banana.
香蕉 Banana.
茄子 茄子 Cheese. Cheese.
-格鲁 -格鲁 - Gru. - Gru.
冰冻射线 Freeze ray!